Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / Honey Scoping ft. Paul Bissonnette - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #108
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- 1:13Speaker 4: Alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Why did you wait till There's food in your mess?
- 1:24Speaker 1: You hear that boy digest?
- 1:26Speaker 5: You just put it up to your throat.
- 1:30Speaker 4: Chick fil a is so good.
- 1:32Speaker 1: I know. I heard that like like sixty percent of
- 1:35Speaker 1: all meals consumed in the US or Chick fil a.
- 1:38Speaker 4: Really, No, that's not possible. How I don't know.
- 1:41Speaker 1: It just isn't doesn't feel like it sometimes though, everybody
- 1:45Speaker 1: who knows eating it.
- 1:46Speaker 4: I never ate it until I came here, and I
- 1:48Speaker 4: still don't really eat it that much, but everyone here
- 1:50Speaker 4: eats it. And then I see it something like I
- 1:52Speaker 4: saw Brandon eating it and I was like, I gotta
- 1:53Speaker 4: get some chick fil A.
- 1:54Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a gateway drug. Two more chick fil A.
- 1:57Speaker 4: So good, dude. It's something about it like doesn't feel
- 2:00Speaker 4: as bad as normal fast food either, I know, like
- 2:03Speaker 4: a chicken sandwich from chick fil A, or like this
- 2:05Speaker 4: is just a little treat.
- 2:07Speaker 1: I heard.
- 2:07Speaker 5: Chickens are super intelligent too.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably are. They probably use like whatever grass
- 2:12Speaker 4: fed or some shit.
- 2:13Speaker 6: I don't know what the chicken they what they eat seeds.
- 2:16Speaker 6: I or we're here in the studio.
- 2:20Speaker 4: Make sure you subscribe to the podcast before we get
- 2:23Speaker 4: into things. Roan and I are going to be in Austin. Yes,
- 2:28Speaker 4: I can't wit on sale for that. Yeah.
- 2:31Speaker 5: People are hitting up like is this real?
- 2:32Speaker 1: Is this a typo?
- 2:33Speaker 4: Yeah? We're gonna be performing at Cap City on April
- 2:37Speaker 4: twenty first in Austin.
- 2:40Speaker 5: Yeah, ten o'clock show or sin podcast.
- 2:45Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't really know what we're gonna do, but
- 2:47Speaker 6: we'll figure it out.
- 2:47Speaker 4: It'll be fun.
- 2:49Speaker 1: First day of.
- 2:51Speaker 5: Tourist season. I think it's the first day of tourist season.
- 2:54Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that it goes from Aries to Taurus
- 2:56Speaker 1: right on that day, So.
- 2:58Speaker 4: That'll be great. It's gonna be a fun time.
- 3:00Speaker 5: What do you think we're gonna do? What do you
- 3:01Speaker 5: think we're gonna talk about?
- 3:02Speaker 1: I have no idea you want to do like a
- 3:04Speaker 1: live podcast or like a tarot card reading or like
- 3:07Speaker 1: a fucking maybe like everybody in the audience submits pictures
- 3:10Speaker 1: of themselves when we roast them, or like fucking.
- 3:13Speaker 4: I don't know. I haven't seen a live The only
- 3:16Speaker 4: live podcasts I've ever seen were KFC Radio. I've seen
- 3:19Speaker 4: them like twice, and then I saw when you did
- 3:22Speaker 4: Matt and Chane.
- 3:23Speaker 5: Have you ever seen Gangs of New York?
- 3:25Speaker 1: That movie? Oh no, there's like it's like a vaudeville show,
- 3:29Speaker 1: but it's basically like a live podcast where a dude's
- 3:32Speaker 1: like fucking standing in front of a target and someone
- 3:35Speaker 1: this dude is throwing butcher knives or at like it's
- 3:38Speaker 1: like a magician's assistant, like words by him or something
- 3:41Speaker 1: like that.
- 3:41Speaker 4: Magic.
- 3:42Speaker 1: Yeah, or just throwing butcher knives at each other.
- 3:45Speaker 6: I mean, we can really do anything.
- 3:47Speaker 4: I think they don't have people on, We can do
- 3:51Speaker 4: any I mean should we record it, yeah and put
- 3:56Speaker 4: it out.
- 3:56Speaker 1: We could record it and like decide if we put
- 3:58Speaker 1: it out, because I think this is fair that we
- 4:01Speaker 1: say this to everybody. Seventy percent chance that it sucks.
- 4:05Speaker 4: Yeah, it's generous. Yeah, it'll be fun, It'll be good time.
- 4:09Speaker 4: I mean we can have We'll have other there's gonna
- 4:11Speaker 4: be a bunch of comics down there, so we can
- 4:12Speaker 4: have people on. It'll be fine. It'll be fun.
- 4:16Speaker 1: People haven't done love thoughts. Yeah, this shit is yeah Boston.
- 4:20Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Also, we prepared for it and made it. We prepared
- 4:23Speaker 1: and it made it better.
- 4:24Speaker 5: But I you know what I mean, do you want
- 4:26Speaker 5: to prepare something?
- 4:27Speaker 4: Yeah, we definitely should a script. Yeah, it's very awkward
- 4:30Speaker 4: going up there and having nothing to talk about, even
- 4:32Speaker 4: a prep sheet, especially because like right now, like if
- 4:35Speaker 4: we were doing this, like no one's laughing yet even
- 4:37Speaker 4: said anything funny. You know what I mean, I know
- 4:40Speaker 4: you're when you're listening to a podcast, you're really listening
- 4:42Speaker 4: for like one good bit and then you're like that
- 4:45Speaker 4: was a good episode.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Yeah you're not.
- 4:49Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not. Like it's not like it's like a
- 4:52Speaker 4: stand up set where you're just there's just jokes the
- 4:53Speaker 4: whole time.
- 4:54Speaker 1: I know, it's a different medium. Yeah, that's why I
- 4:57Speaker 1: don't understand.
- 4:57Speaker 5: How people can.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Well, I'm happy that people are gonna come to our
- 5:01Speaker 1: live podcast. I think it's gonna be great.
- 5:03Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it'll sell out very fast.
- 5:05Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna come down.
- 5:06Speaker 1: What day is it the twenty first Friday? Yes, So
- 5:10Speaker 1: I'm gonna fly out Thursday, stay for that Friday. I'm
- 5:13Speaker 1: gonna go back on Saturday, Okay. Is that okay?
- 5:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be there Wednesday to Sunday.
- 5:18Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
- 5:19Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:19Speaker 5: How many spots you have?
- 5:21Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 5:21Speaker 6: I haven't really gotten the schedule yet. I saw it
- 5:24Speaker 6: was on like a couple.
- 5:25Speaker 5: And how much schedo sh are we getting paid?
- 5:28Speaker 4: Not a ton? Because it's a part of the festival.
- 5:31Speaker 4: You you don't you get paid like the festival amounts
- 5:35Speaker 4: it good publicity, or you don't get.
- 5:37Speaker 6: Paid like based off of ticket sales.
- 5:38Speaker 4: Is it good publicity or what's the Yeah, I mean
- 5:41Speaker 4: it'll be fun. We have a lot of people out
- 5:43Speaker 4: in Austin that will come see us.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:46Speaker 5: Do you think that we should do this more often?
- 5:48Speaker 5: Or do you think that it's like, how did this
- 5:50Speaker 5: come to be?
- 5:51Speaker 4: We got the offer to do it. I mean I
- 5:53Speaker 4: think if it goes well, yeah, definitely.
- 5:55Speaker 5: I got some fucking beef jerky in my teeth. Bro,
- 5:57Speaker 5: don't look at me, dude.
- 5:58Speaker 4: That beef jerky's good. But uh, the sodium, Yeah, I
- 6:03Speaker 4: just saw. It's seventy thousand grams of sodium and like
- 6:07Speaker 4: one beef jerky.
- 6:08Speaker 1: Stick, that's all. And I got the massive one.
- 6:10Speaker 6: They trick you with the with the high protein localories.
- 6:14Speaker 5: You know what the fuck it is, Bro, We're eating
- 6:16Speaker 5: salt out here.
- 6:16Speaker 4: Who gives a fucking a sodium? It's still tasty, delicious.
- 6:20Speaker 5: And it's protein.
- 6:21Speaker 1: I needed a jam packed fucking injection of protein into
- 6:25Speaker 1: my life. Oh yeah for my fucking games. Yeah, so
- 6:29Speaker 1: I could get fucking jacked.
- 6:30Speaker 4: Yeah me too. Yeah, I need to get jacked. Yeah,
- 6:33Speaker 4: we'll do that. So we'll do that show. I think
- 6:36Speaker 4: it's gonna be a good time. We'll have some people
- 6:38Speaker 4: come on.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Who the fuck is gonna come on?
- 6:40Speaker 5: You keep on talking about these people coming on?
- 6:41Speaker 6: Who a single person in New York is there?
- 6:46Speaker 1: Give it all the like.
- 6:49Speaker 4: I don't know. We'll find someone to join us. We'll
- 6:52Speaker 4: find someone funnier than us to come and make That's
- 6:55Speaker 4: what I mean.
- 6:55Speaker 1: You need to fucking we'll get someone on. I need
- 6:58Speaker 1: that peace of mind beforehand. There's gonna be well, we
- 7:01Speaker 1: want me to pull it up right now. Yea, look
- 7:02Speaker 1: at this.
- 7:03Speaker 4: Who's going to be there?
- 7:04Speaker 1: Look at the list.
- 7:05Speaker 6: Let's see who's going to be in uh in Austin.
- 7:08Speaker 6: Let's see moon Tower.
- 7:09Speaker 5: Where are we staying? We should get like a boho sheep.
- 7:13Speaker 1: We should get like a boho sheep Airbnb that we
- 7:16Speaker 1: could stay at all.
- 7:19Speaker 4: Right, let's see. Oh, my buddy Marcelo is going to
- 7:22Speaker 4: be there from SNL. He won't do it right, you
- 7:28Speaker 4: know what I mean, he's probably not allowed to do it.
- 7:32Speaker 4: Seth Myers will be there. We could have Seth on.
- 7:35Speaker 4: He loves the pod. Seth Seth Myers.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Yeah, there's one set that we're ever going to have
- 7:40Speaker 1: on this pod. He's got long hair.
- 7:42Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll be there right going down for that.
- 7:45Speaker 5: Yeah, he's staying in his Bowho Shee apartment.
- 7:47Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll go hang out with him. Our boy said,
- 7:49Speaker 4: we'll have him on the pod. No, we've never had
- 7:54Speaker 4: seth on. Should we get fucked up? Or is that
- 7:57Speaker 4: irresponsible thing to do?
- 7:59Speaker 8: Now?
- 7:59Speaker 5: You're funnier when you're fucked up.
- 8:00Speaker 4: Now. I don't think I will be. I think I'll
- 8:02Speaker 4: be way worse.
- 8:03Speaker 1: But for a short period of time, it's like it'll
- 8:05Speaker 1: just be a crazy show. Like if it's just like
- 8:07Speaker 1: four an hour and we just ripped through it.
- 8:09Speaker 4: I remember the last crazy shit the last time we
- 8:11Speaker 4: did that, we did the live show in uh Boston.
- 8:17Speaker 4: The second one was a disaster because you were fucked
- 8:20Speaker 4: up and and well, I think everyone was fucked up.
- 8:23Speaker 4: I don't think it was just me.
- 8:24Speaker 1: I think it was just you.
- 8:26Speaker 4: I remember someone tweeted. Someone tweeted and was like, going
- 8:29Speaker 4: to see Son of a Boy had an anis and
- 8:31Speaker 4: I hope it's funny.
- 8:33Speaker 6: And then they replied two hours later and said.
- 8:35Speaker 4: It wasn't funny. They said it was a bunch of
- 8:38Speaker 4: drunk dudes on stage being annoying.
- 8:41Speaker 6: Oh really, I was like two years ago.
- 8:43Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a while ago. Yeah, we were drunk.
- 8:47Speaker 1: We were all drunk dudes on stage being annoying.
- 8:49Speaker 4: I think I was drunk dude on stage being annoying exactly.
- 8:52Speaker 4: Let's see who else is on.
- 8:55Speaker 1: I saw your friend Marcelo on Saturday Night Live this
- 8:57Speaker 1: past weekend. He had a multiple funny funny bit. I
- 9:00Speaker 1: thought the entire show was very funny.
- 9:02Speaker 4: I haven't watched it, but yet he's like a superstar. Now, yeah,
- 9:06Speaker 4: Leslie Jones will be there, former Lesleon. You should a
- 9:11Speaker 4: lot of SNL people.
- 9:13Speaker 5: We could do the We could go to the Gillian
- 9:15Speaker 5: Wallow roast.
- 9:16Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that'll be fun.
- 9:19Speaker 1: They told us in a meeting this week that they
- 9:22Speaker 1: wanted to have us, Like they're like suggesting, son of
- 9:25Speaker 1: a boy that content, and they're like, yeah, and Gillian
- 9:28Speaker 1: Walla are gonna have a big roast.
- 9:30Speaker 6: And they're they're having a festival, a festival.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Yeah, and like the Marquee event is like them getting
- 9:35Speaker 1: roasted in front of two thousand people in Philadelphia. Like, yeah,
- 9:39Speaker 1: you could be on the dais like roast.
- 9:41Speaker 4: I would do the roast. I would definitely do the roast.
- 9:44Speaker 4: You just because that's easy, Like that's just like writing
- 9:46Speaker 4: a roast joke is not like a hard like, yeah,
- 9:49Speaker 4: you to do your set just in front of Yeah,
- 9:52Speaker 4: I'm not doing that.
- 9:52Speaker 7: I don't think that.
- 9:56Speaker 5: It's just making jokes that but it's like easier to
- 9:58Speaker 5: make them rhyme. But it is, it's just making it.
- 10:00Speaker 6: Can't be true.
- 10:02Speaker 4: There's just no way.
- 10:03Speaker 6: No, like it makes a whole other factor.
- 10:06Speaker 1: No, it's it's like if you have a rhyming joke,
- 10:08Speaker 1: it sounds better that, like the joke doesn't have to
- 10:11Speaker 1: be as good because it runs.
- 10:13Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guess it makes sense. I think it'll
- 10:15Speaker 4: be that we're roasting Gilly and Wallow, not just one
- 10:18Speaker 4: of them.
- 10:18Speaker 5: Both on the throne, both their dumbbald asses.
- 10:21Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that would be easy, dude, what.
- 10:23Speaker 5: Would you say about them? I've never heard you roast anyone.
- 10:26Speaker 4: I don't know. I'd have to think of something. I'd
- 10:27Speaker 4: have to write some jokes.
- 10:28Speaker 1: What do you like? What kind of things would you
- 10:30Speaker 1: make fun of?
- 10:31Speaker 4: I'd probably make fun of Wallow for his motivational videos.
- 10:36Speaker 5: Yeah, the most positive bank robber.
- 10:39Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you just wrote one. They would love that.
- 10:44Speaker 5: It'll motivate you at gunpoint.
- 10:45Speaker 4: Yeah, just make like a Gilly roast video like the
- 10:49Speaker 4: Rick Ross, but make it towards Gilly. Yeah, yeah, dude,
- 10:53Speaker 4: you should bring up Rick Ross on stage.
- 10:56Speaker 5: Oh, bring him actually out. Yeah, that's fucking genius.
- 10:59Speaker 6: What's what they're doing? A full on festival?
- 11:02Speaker 1: I guess I don't know.
- 11:02Speaker 5: Are we like announcing this?
- 11:04Speaker 4: I'm not sure who cares?
- 11:06Speaker 5: There's zero percent?
- 11:07Speaker 4: Yeah, crossover, yeah, yeah, it's just me Tyler. Are you
- 11:13Speaker 4: doing a stand up set at that show? Would be
- 11:16Speaker 4: the most like in between what like Young Thug and Future? Yeah,
- 11:20Speaker 4: I come out?
- 11:21Speaker 1: Have you seen this?
- 11:22Speaker 5: Have you heard this? My dad's gay?
- 11:23Speaker 4: Yeah? Because yeah, I was on a plane the other day, like,
- 11:28Speaker 4: where the fuck is where did Future go? That would
- 11:31Speaker 4: suck people. Some people have ideas that are just mind blowing. Yeah,
- 11:36Speaker 4: or people, what do you think that is insane?
- 11:39Speaker 1: Yes, obviously that's insane. Have you ever done a black room?
- 11:43Speaker 6: No, you're showing rooms with black people in them.
- 11:46Speaker 1: But I'm saying a black room, like where everybody is black.
- 11:49Speaker 6: The blackest room I ever did.
- 11:50Speaker 4: Was when I did this when I cold opened for
- 11:52Speaker 4: that roast Battle at New York Comedy Club.
- 11:55Speaker 1: How was it?
- 11:57Speaker 4: The worst bomb I've ever had in my entire life yeah, yeah,
- 12:00Speaker 4: I did my first joke. This was also a long
- 12:02Speaker 4: time ago.
- 12:02Speaker 7: Whatever.
- 12:03Speaker 4: I did my first joke and this old black lady
- 12:05Speaker 4: to the right, probably like sixty seventy years old, just
- 12:08Speaker 4: yells out, tough crowd, my first joke. What And I
- 12:14Speaker 4: also had to cold open, so like there was no
- 12:16Speaker 4: intro or anything. I had to walk up on stage.
- 12:19Speaker 4: So they were all expecting a roast.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Who are you gonna roast?
- 12:23Speaker 4: I wasn't like I was. They've had three comics go
- 12:26Speaker 4: do material and then they brought up like the roast.
- 12:28Speaker 1: Oh, so you were just kind of warming them up?
- 12:31Speaker 4: Did not warm them up.
- 12:32Speaker 1: I feel like roast crowds love to hear like some
- 12:35Speaker 1: edgy ass shit. Well.
- 12:37Speaker 4: I think they were also just like expecting a lot
- 12:39Speaker 4: of those shows like that. They're like turnaround shows where
- 12:41Speaker 4: it's like no one like if there's a if they
- 12:44Speaker 4: don't sell a lot of tickets to it, they'll just
- 12:45Speaker 4: have the people that were at the last show be like, hey,
- 12:46Speaker 4: you guys can stay for the next show. It's a
- 12:48Speaker 4: roast show for free. And people are like, well, the
- 12:50Speaker 4: last show is so fun, Let's go to this one.
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- 13:23Speaker 1: You to go up and be like, what's up? Be
- 13:24Speaker 1: stupid ugly bitches? Yeah, because actually, look at this guy's
- 13:27Speaker 1: fucking big nose.
- 13:27Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, and it was not like that at all.
- 13:31Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like every roast battle I've ever been to,
- 13:34Speaker 1: they're always like, so Mark's dad died, where they like
- 13:38Speaker 1: try and go like super far.
- 13:40Speaker 4: Yeah, there they go far. They I don't think they
- 13:42Speaker 4: really do it as much as they used to it.
- 13:44Speaker 4: At the stand. There's all those videos online that we
- 13:46Speaker 4: used to watch.
- 13:47Speaker 5: Yeah, I used to go to them in LA all
- 13:49Speaker 5: the time.
- 13:49Speaker 4: Yeah, you were like you were you were weren't you
- 13:51Speaker 4: like judging roasts at the store with David Hell.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Yeah was, or like a couple of times or yeah,
- 13:57Speaker 1: they had, but they had like other rappers go up
- 14:00Speaker 1: like this rap the dude Charon went and like did
- 14:02Speaker 1: a roast battle and it was good and funny. But
- 14:04Speaker 1: like then they're like we hear you rap and they're
- 14:06Speaker 1: like okay, like we need you to wrap something, and
- 14:08Speaker 1: I just it made never want to do one because
- 14:10Speaker 1: they basically had the crowd.
- 14:11Speaker 4: Be like, oh yeah, that's.
- 14:14Speaker 1: A superp wrap for the crowd. So people a part
- 14:18Speaker 1: of their brain just a little bit turned off, you
- 14:19Speaker 1: know what I mean. Don't get embarrassed by that kind
- 14:21Speaker 1: of shit.
- 14:22Speaker 4: Definitely, it's sweet. It's good part that cringes.
- 14:25Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, cringe mountain. When you're climbing cringe mountain. Have
- 14:28Speaker 1: you seen this shit about cringe Mountain?
- 14:30Speaker 7: I have not.
- 14:30Speaker 5: They're always talking about climbing cringe Mountain.
- 14:32Speaker 1: It's just like everything you ever do will be cringe
- 14:35Speaker 1: worthy until the point where you're fucking incredible.
- 14:37Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's always cringing.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Yeah, cringe all the time at yourself or you're just yeah,
- 14:45Speaker 1: well you're just climbing creage Mountain, and you'll get to
- 14:47Speaker 1: the point where you're just an egotistical maniac who like
- 14:51Speaker 1: loves everything you do.
- 14:52Speaker 6: It's a complete psychopath.
- 14:54Speaker 1: A narcissistic fucking lone. Yeah, a big fucking lune to
- 15:00Speaker 1: what's your summer fashion about to be?
- 15:03Speaker 4: Dude, not good. I was worried this weekend. Saturday was rough.
- 15:08Speaker 4: It was so nice out and I was walking around
- 15:10Speaker 4: in a sweatshirt and pants and everyone's wearing fucking I
- 15:14Speaker 4: was walking down by the water, so I just had
- 15:16Speaker 4: nothing to do. I had, like, I had two shows,
- 15:19Speaker 4: but they weren't until midnight and one, so I was
- 15:22Speaker 4: just like, I have nothing to do today. So I went.
- 15:24Speaker 4: I was like, I'm gonna go for a walk, walked
- 15:27Speaker 4: down by like the west Side water, and everyone's just
- 15:33Speaker 4: out running. Yeah, all these dudes with big ass muscular backs.
- 15:40Speaker 4: You can just see every muscle in their back.
- 15:43Speaker 7: Kissed.
- 15:44Speaker 4: And then I saw like one dude run into like
- 15:47Speaker 4: two of his buddies who were also running, and then
- 15:50Speaker 4: they did a little like play fight and then like
- 15:52Speaker 4: laughed it off and kept running, And I was like,
- 15:55Speaker 4: that never happened to me. Ever, I will never be
- 15:58Speaker 4: in a scenario where that happens.
- 15:59Speaker 5: I run into my work to.
- 16:02Speaker 4: Your other friends who also run, and then you have
- 16:04Speaker 4: enough like energy in your body to even like look
- 16:07Speaker 4: over and like make a facial expression. When I'm running, dude,
- 16:11Speaker 4: it's like the weight of the world is crashing down
- 16:13Speaker 4: with every step. Yeah, and there's absolutely no like, hey,
- 16:17Speaker 4: what's up, dude.
- 16:18Speaker 6: If I stop, it's there's no getting started.
- 16:20Speaker 1: You're coming down on your knees with more impact than
- 16:22Speaker 1: Shane McMahon. Yeah, You're just gonna like go.
- 16:24Speaker 4: Like yours hammers, smashing the ground.
- 16:27Speaker 1: In fucking converse and instead of getting like some hocus
- 16:31Speaker 1: some fucking running shoes you have, I have reloaded a
- 16:34Speaker 1: more cleaner Converse.
- 16:36Speaker 4: No, no, no, I have new balance running shoes and
- 16:38Speaker 4: those things that you bounce off.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Yeah. Another thing I've never ran into is uh, I've
- 16:43Speaker 1: never ran into my parents.
- 16:45Speaker 5: I was at I went to a bar with my buddy.
- 16:47Speaker 1: Mike this past weekend in Philly, and we just like
- 16:49Speaker 1: ran into his parents at the bar. His dad's name
- 16:52Speaker 1: Mike too. Yeah, and they were just getting loaded at
- 16:54Speaker 1: the bar.
- 16:54Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 16:54Speaker 6: I've never had that happen.
- 16:55Speaker 5: I've never ran into my parents.
- 16:57Speaker 4: I always know when my parents are if I'm in
- 16:59Speaker 4: the same city as my parents are gonna know where
- 17:01Speaker 4: they are, yeah, or the same like town.
- 17:03Speaker 5: Avoid them. Yeah, and we just ran into his parents.
- 17:07Speaker 1: They're just having a blast, having more fun than us.
- 17:10Speaker 4: Yeah, it's never happened to me.
- 17:11Speaker 5: It's fucking infuriating.
- 17:13Speaker 4: I've rans like friends parents at like gas stations.
- 17:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I gues it's a gas station. It's not indicative
- 17:21Speaker 1: of either of your lifestyles. No, running into another runner
- 17:24Speaker 1: with and they're both runners, Like, that's indicative of you
- 17:27Speaker 1: just being a fucking crazy runner. Running into someone at
- 17:30Speaker 1: the bar, it's like, oh, we're both fucking getting drilled
- 17:32Speaker 1: during a storm.
- 17:34Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, it is crazy.
- 17:36Speaker 6: It's because it's such like there's such like polar opposites
- 17:38Speaker 6: in New York.
- 17:39Speaker 4: Like there's people that it gets nice out and everyone
- 17:41Speaker 4: goes in, they run, and then the other people are Dude,
- 17:43Speaker 4: you go outside when it's like when it first starts
- 17:45Speaker 4: getting warm, it'll be like ten am and people.
- 17:47Speaker 6: Will be getting blacked out.
- 17:49Speaker 4: Yeah, it gets hot out. Now we need to blackout.
- 17:51Speaker 1: Jack's wife, freedo or whatever.
- 17:53Speaker 6: Yeah, you can get an obliterated, fucked up.
- 17:56Speaker 5: Yeah, And it's more to just be seen getting fucked up.
- 17:59Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I had the urge to get fucked up
- 18:03Speaker 4: on which day, Saturay because it was so nice out.
- 18:05Speaker 4: Something about it. It's like you want to get.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Fucked up, You want to get fucked up in drive?
- 18:09Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely don't want to Yeah, definitely don't want to run.
- 18:13Speaker 4: I think those guys live for that. They're like, oh shit,
- 18:15Speaker 4: can finally get off the treadmill, get back outside, see
- 18:18Speaker 4: all my buddies for you seeing them running, Yeah, it's
- 18:22Speaker 4: like marathon season.
- 18:23Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to peel their shirt.
- 18:26Speaker 4: Not a lot of guys walking, I'll tell you that.
- 18:28Speaker 5: Not a lot of walkers out there were there women walking?
- 18:31Speaker 4: No, everyone was running. Yeah, you occasionally there would be
- 18:35Speaker 4: like a family that was walking, toddlers were sprint the Yeah,
- 18:39Speaker 4: everyone was just like moving their bodies.
- 18:42Speaker 1: But you not me. It's like a music video. You're
- 18:45Speaker 1: in slow motion through all these fucking joggers and you're depressed, ass.
- 18:50Speaker 4: Like stopped and I sat down. I sat down at
- 18:54Speaker 4: the fucking at a bench. You did like an hour
- 18:58Speaker 4: and and red or scroll just waited. You were scrolling
- 19:03Speaker 4: to get energy back to walk home. So fucking dude,
- 19:08Speaker 4: it was hot out.
- 19:09Speaker 1: I know you were scoping Honey's. You were just there
- 19:13Speaker 1: fucking getting rock hard in your fucking workout gear.
- 19:16Speaker 6: I wasn't even I was wearing this, dude, I was
- 19:18Speaker 6: wearing this with a sweatshirt. Yeah, I didn't realize how
- 19:23Speaker 6: hot it was. It was like, what was it like
- 19:24Speaker 6: seventy five?
- 19:26Speaker 1: But what are you gonna pop off the north face?
- 19:27Speaker 1: I know, right, God, no, no, could never be you.
- 19:30Speaker 4: Well, no, I don't know. It was a nice weekend though.
- 19:34Speaker 1: It was nice.
- 19:34Speaker 4: Yeah, you got caught up in a little storm, didn't you.
- 19:36Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 19:37Speaker 1: I went down to Philly on uh, I guess on
- 19:42Speaker 1: fucking Saturday.
- 19:43Speaker 5: I was caught up in I got caught in a tornado.
- 19:46Speaker 5: It was fucking hell.
- 19:47Speaker 4: Was it a real tornado?
- 19:48Speaker 6: Like you could see it.
- 19:49Speaker 1: Yes, it was touching down. It was touching down. We
- 19:51Speaker 1: were like at one bar outside it was so nice out,
- 19:56Speaker 1: just chilling, and we're like literally having the conversation like
- 19:59Speaker 1: you think, like it'll just be nice forever, Like you
- 20:01Speaker 1: think it's going to just be nice for six months straight,
- 20:04Speaker 1: and then like one drop of rain hit. We went inside.
- 20:06Speaker 1: We're like we got to get over to the alehouse.
- 20:07Speaker 1: We got to drive the.
- 20:08Speaker 5: Other bar laughing on the way over there.
- 20:10Speaker 1: And by the time we were done laughing, like the
- 20:12Speaker 1: women who were in the car with us were like crying.
- 20:16Speaker 7: Wait, I'll come.
- 20:17Speaker 6: I didn't hear anything about a tornado in Philly, Dude.
- 20:19Speaker 5: There was tornadoes.
- 20:20Speaker 4: Ly su positive, there's a real tornado in Philadelphia.
- 20:25Speaker 5: It was crazy.
- 20:25Speaker 4: It was really stormy in you. This was Saturday night.
- 20:28Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Saturday evening. The sky was green as we
- 20:31Speaker 1: were driving. Really, I never saw a green sky ever,
- 20:34Speaker 1: Like on the left of us, you could like see
- 20:35Speaker 1: it touching down the most eerie looking sky.
- 20:38Speaker 6: Oh, dude, tornadoes are spooky like that.
- 20:40Speaker 1: Branches falling off trees and trees just falling over. We
- 20:43Speaker 1: like swerved around one. Yeah, we're on the way because
- 20:45Speaker 1: we needed shelter. We need somewhere to go. We know
- 20:48Speaker 1: there's a basement there. We know there's like we know where.
- 20:50Speaker 1: Like the walking freezer was like we thought it was
- 20:52Speaker 1: twister and like a fucking tree falls over. We like
- 20:55Speaker 1: swerve around it and like we see a cop go.
- 20:58Speaker 1: We're like, oh, the CoP's just going to go check
- 20:59Speaker 1: on the tree. The cop just went flying past the tree.
- 21:02Speaker 6: Really, they had.
- 21:03Speaker 1: Some other emergency to fucking deal with pail stones.
- 21:07Speaker 6: Like fucking yeah, they're big, like baseball, just.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Fucking loud out And then we got inside the bar
- 21:12Speaker 1: and no one had any idea. Really, it's my friend's
- 21:14Speaker 1: parents just like whooping it up watching fucking college basketball,
- 21:17Speaker 1: eating roast beef.
- 21:18Speaker 4: That's crazy, dude. There was tornadoes everywhere this this weekend.
- 21:21Speaker 4: It was like it was like Illinois there was there
- 21:24Speaker 4: was tornadoes in Chicago, I know, like, uh, Arkansas had
- 21:27Speaker 4: a bunch of tornadoes. Yeah, Mississippi.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Some crazy weather shit's going out.
- 21:33Speaker 4: Climate change, Bro, you think that's what it is. It's real.
- 21:36Speaker 1: You think it's just the summer of the turbulence is
- 21:38Speaker 1: ramping up so the airlines can fucking cancel.
- 21:41Speaker 4: More fights, flight refunds.
- 21:43Speaker 1: It's probably the airlines fucking orchestrating this ship. It's probably
- 21:46Speaker 1: the government trying to distract us from the fucking Trump thing,
- 21:50Speaker 1: which is trying to distract us from fucking money collapsing. Yeah,
- 21:53Speaker 1: all the banks collapsing.
- 21:55Speaker 4: See Trump's on his way to uh New York right now. Yeah,
- 21:58Speaker 4: you see the video of him taking off the Trump plane.
- 22:01Speaker 1: No, I didn't even see it.
- 22:03Speaker 4: It's kind of a cool plane to be honest.
- 22:05Speaker 1: It's a full plane, big plane, big plane, bigger than
- 22:08Speaker 1: Air Force one. You think he like whipped his own
- 22:09Speaker 1: plane or yeah, he's flying air Force.
- 22:11Speaker 4: One, probably his own. He's a humble guy.
- 22:15Speaker 1: I heard he's getting locked up. He's going to be
- 22:17Speaker 1: like hanging out the side, Like is that the plane? Oh? What?
- 22:23Speaker 4: Extremely it's pretty cool.
- 22:26Speaker 1: I like how the American flag is flapping on the
- 22:28Speaker 1: back of it.
- 22:29Speaker 5: It's fucking nice optical illusions.
- 22:32Speaker 4: The Air Force one plane is really cool. Yeah, like
- 22:35Speaker 4: the colors color scheme they got going on. There are
- 22:38Speaker 4: you saying inside it now?
- 22:39Speaker 6: On the outside the light blue?
- 22:41Speaker 5: Yeah, that is fucking sweet.
- 22:42Speaker 4: It's a nice plane. It was blending with the sky though,
- 22:46Speaker 4: I know what damn could be camouflage.
- 22:52Speaker 6: I doubt it, though, Yeah anything it's sky blue.
- 22:57Speaker 5: You fired up for him getting fucking arrested.
- 23:00Speaker 4: I've really been following any of it.
- 23:01Speaker 6: What happened just fucked a storm strum day, stormy day.
- 23:05Speaker 4: So it's because they it's because they're like they're getting.
- 23:09Speaker 6: Rid of like those NDA's right with like in terms
- 23:12Speaker 6: of like some.
- 23:12Speaker 1: Weird I don't even know. I hope people are pissed off, though.
- 23:17Speaker 1: I hope it brings.
- 23:18Speaker 6: Back the fuck It's gonna be like riots tomorrow.
- 23:19Speaker 5: I hope that's what I'm hoping.
- 23:20Speaker 1: So you said you're gonna go, I want to just
- 23:22Speaker 1: go down and just see what people are thinking.
- 23:24Speaker 4: Be on ground zero.
- 23:25Speaker 1: I just want to see.
- 23:25Speaker 5: I feel like it'll be it's a historic time.
- 23:27Speaker 6: Where is it happening pretty close to here?
- 23:29Speaker 1: I walked through.
- 23:31Speaker 4: It's dude, it's gonna tomorrow it's gonna be a nightmare
- 23:33Speaker 4: to get around. Yeah. Yeah, because I mean, dude, there's
- 23:36Speaker 4: probably fifty people right now actively within a mile of here,
- 23:40Speaker 4: who are like, I'm assassinating Trump tomorrow. All right. There's
- 23:45Speaker 4: like there's like at least fifty people on Seventh Avenue
- 23:49Speaker 4: right now that are like, yeah, tomorrow, We're assassinating Trump.
- 23:52Speaker 4: And there's like they're probably gonna close down half of Manhattan,
- 23:55Speaker 4: do you think so? Yeah, he came out of hiding. Dude,
- 23:58Speaker 4: he's been in Florida. When is last time he's been.
- 24:00Speaker 1: He's been on his compound a bar a lago like
- 24:03Speaker 1: Sama's compound.
- 24:05Speaker 4: When Yeah, when was like the last time he's been
- 24:06Speaker 4: in New York City.
- 24:07Speaker 5: I'm sure he's been in New York but.
- 24:09Speaker 4: Not like publicly, not like Trump's in New York. Trump's
- 24:12Speaker 4: getting into there if someone's proably gonna try and shoot
- 24:13Speaker 4: his plane down.
- 24:14Speaker 1: No way, No one pissed off about Trump anymore, dude,
- 24:17Speaker 1: are you crazy?
- 24:19Speaker 4: People are pissed like everything is Trump for something.
- 24:22Speaker 1: Everything I've seen on truth is super positive. I'm not
- 24:25Speaker 1: surprised everything.
- 24:27Speaker 5: I've seen on He's the only guy I follow, but.
- 24:30Speaker 1: Everything seems super fucking or just there's no negativity and
- 24:34Speaker 1: just adds for getting ten thousand dollars in free silver
- 24:37Speaker 1: with Sean Hannity's face, it's fucking sweet.
- 24:40Speaker 4: I don't really get how this is. So he's the
- 24:41Speaker 4: first president that's ever been that's going to ever be
- 24:44Speaker 4: have like arrested.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Biden should pardon him, yeah, because if he wants to
- 24:50Speaker 1: run against Biden, and Biden will be like, I pardon you,
- 24:53Speaker 1: Like it would be such a sweete him.
- 24:55Speaker 4: President can just do that. They can just pardon someone.
- 24:57Speaker 4: Don't they only get like a handful?
- 24:59Speaker 7: No?
- 24:59Speaker 1: I think they they get unlimited now, I think they
- 25:01Speaker 1: get like one right, No, that's not true at all.
- 25:03Speaker 1: On Obama's last day, he was like, yeah, ye.
- 25:12Speaker 4: Little waves his last what little wave was like three
- 25:14Speaker 4: seconds left in office. It's like the final buzzer.
- 25:17Speaker 1: Just kidding, right, he definitely would have freed Sligne. Biden's
- 25:21Speaker 1: not sli He definitely would have That's crazy. But like
- 25:25Speaker 1: the after I go, I'll go with you. Do you
- 25:27Speaker 1: want to Yeah, I got nothing to do tomorrow. Let's
- 25:30Speaker 1: just go for the just like to see what's up?
- 25:32Speaker 4: Yeah, just check out the box.
- 25:33Speaker 1: It's uh, it's corny because like, no matter what, like
- 25:37Speaker 1: someone's gonna be like they were thinking this, like they
- 25:40Speaker 1: went down there with this fucking agenda or whatever, which
- 25:42Speaker 1: is like I literally have no agenda other than like
- 25:45Speaker 1: I just want to know what people think. If I
- 25:47Speaker 1: did man in the street, I would literally just be like,
- 25:48Speaker 1: what do you think? Yeah, what do you think? I
- 25:51Speaker 1: think that?
- 25:51Speaker 5: That's like the only like even if you had like
- 25:53Speaker 5: a little bit.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Of red, like a little bit of blue in your outfit,
- 25:56Speaker 1: they'd be like, north face is a fucking signal, same
- 25:59Speaker 1: number of as make America great?
- 26:03Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, damn. I would go do you want to
- 26:06Speaker 4: think it's gonna be closed off? I don't think it's
- 26:07Speaker 4: gonna be.
- 26:07Speaker 5: Like it's not so I walked.
- 26:09Speaker 1: I walked like ten miles yesterday around Brooklyn and like like.
- 26:13Speaker 4: China hitting, He's getting arrested in Brooklyn.
- 26:15Speaker 1: No, I walked, but I walked the Brooklyn Bridge over
- 26:17Speaker 1: to uh to like uh, I guess wherever? I guess
- 26:21Speaker 1: it's five where the courthouse is and shit like that.
- 26:23Speaker 1: And they already had all the news outlets set up
- 26:26Speaker 1: like New York won Fox News. This was two days beforehand,
- 26:30Speaker 1: like straight across the street, so that it must be
- 26:32Speaker 1: where it is.
- 26:33Speaker 4: Yeah, do you think anyone's gonna like, do you think
- 26:36Speaker 4: they're gonna there's gonna be riots? Think someone's gonna like storm?
- 26:39Speaker 1: I don't know remember when they were just people were
- 26:41Speaker 1: just walking the bridge, when they were just like randomly like, yeah,
- 26:43Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Bridge is shut down because like three hundred
- 26:47Speaker 1: thousand people are walking across it and stopping cars and
- 26:50Speaker 1: they were it was just fine. They didn't even get
- 26:52Speaker 1: in trouble for that ship. We got to bring that
- 26:54Speaker 1: ship back, bro.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Yeah, damn walked the storm the White House or some ship.
- 27:00Speaker 1: I know, because I think at this point it's a
- 27:01Speaker 1: foregone conclusion that it's going to happen. And I think
- 27:03Speaker 1: that then they're going to wait if he gets like acquitted,
- 27:07Speaker 1: then it'd be like a huge flex for him. But
- 27:10Speaker 1: they're saying that it's a good thing, like he's using
- 27:12Speaker 1: it as a positive for him running for president. Look
- 27:14Speaker 1: what they're trying to do to me.
- 27:17Speaker 4: Dude, it's so crazy. I don't I don't really think that.
- 27:19Speaker 4: They're like, do you think he's actually going to go
- 27:21Speaker 4: to prison?
- 27:22Speaker 1: No, I don't think so. But I think once he
- 27:24Speaker 1: gets acquitted, he's going to be like.
- 27:25Speaker 4: See, yeah, well then no one can say anything.
- 27:29Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 27:29Speaker 4: I mean people obviously can, and they will, but like
- 27:31Speaker 4: then he can be like, well I went to trial.
- 27:34Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it'll be like their tyrants. Yeah, they're
- 27:37Speaker 1: fucking trying to silence me.
- 27:39Speaker 4: That's wild, dude.
- 27:40Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just a weird ass, wacky wild time.
- 27:43Speaker 6: Yeah, it's gonna be crazy. So he's getting into New
- 27:45Speaker 6: York today.
- 27:47Speaker 1: He's gonna get fingerprinted, and then he's going to get
- 27:48Speaker 1: a mug shot. And that's what everybody's like, is he
- 27:50Speaker 1: going to smile in the mugshot?
- 27:52Speaker 5: Is he going to like be solemn?
- 27:54Speaker 6: He got a mug shot? You think that goes public?
- 27:56Speaker 7: He is?
- 27:57Speaker 1: He is going to and it is going to and
- 27:58Speaker 1: it's supposed it's going to be like the share picture
- 28:00Speaker 1: of all time. They're saying, so he's getting arrested today,
- 28:03Speaker 1: not arrested, but he's getting processed.
- 28:06Speaker 5: So finger tomorrow and it's.
- 28:07Speaker 7: Are you sure t today?
- 28:08Speaker 6: I think it's like right when he gets into New York.
- 28:10Speaker 1: No, I think he has to show up tomorrow. Almost
- 28:13Speaker 1: positive it's tomorrow.
- 28:15Speaker 4: To gen pop by tomorrow night.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 28:17Speaker 4: I thought it was like one of those things where
- 28:19Speaker 4: it's like the Rikers and in the city the cops
- 28:20Speaker 4: are there waiting for you.
- 28:23Speaker 5: No, I don't think it's not like that.
- 28:25Speaker 4: I know he's not going to like yeah, I know
- 28:26Speaker 4: he's not going to fucking Rikers. He's not saying.
- 28:29Speaker 6: He's not going to be like a holding cell and
- 28:31Speaker 6: fucking bye eye.
- 28:33Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you about the pain paint. Yeah, I'm staying.
- 28:39Speaker 10: I'm gonna do the whole tel. I'm gonna tell you
- 28:43Speaker 10: what the struggle.
- 28:48Speaker 1: What if he gets institutional he might love it.
- 28:51Speaker 4: He probably will. Dude, what is that?
- 28:53Speaker 1: Uh?
- 28:53Speaker 6: Is that quote from Shawshank.
- 28:56Speaker 1: Two days, day in, day out? No, that's from uh
- 29:03Speaker 1: Alpha Dol.
- 29:04Speaker 6: It's definitely not from Shawshankred.
- 29:06Speaker 1: That's from Alpha Dog. The Johnny truelove story. Do you
- 29:09Speaker 1: ever watch Alpha Dog?
- 29:10Speaker 4: Bro?
- 29:10Speaker 5: No, Bro, you don't love. You don't love cinema.
- 29:13Speaker 4: I do.
- 29:13Speaker 1: I watched Triangle of Sadness when last week? Really, what
- 29:17Speaker 1: do you think that was good? And what I was
- 29:19Speaker 1: telling you for seven months that it was that was
- 29:23Speaker 1: a pretty dec piece.
- 29:24Speaker 4: I thought, like, yeah, once they got on the once
- 29:26Speaker 4: they got on the boat, it was really good.
- 29:28Speaker 6: Like that until the end was really good.
- 29:30Speaker 7: You know.
- 29:30Speaker 4: I wasn't really a big fan of like the gay
- 29:32Speaker 4: porno in the beginning, all those shirtless dudes.
- 29:35Speaker 1: I was just male modeling. Yeah, there was nothing pornographic
- 29:38Speaker 1: about just dudes with their shirt off.
- 29:39Speaker 4: It was a little porn.
- 29:40Speaker 5: I think you made it pornographic.
- 29:42Speaker 1: It's your lust.
- 29:43Speaker 5: It did, but should go to a fucking bait.
- 29:45Speaker 4: Holy shit, I don't want to have to fuck all
- 29:47Speaker 4: these dudes.
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- 30:15Speaker 1: But someone's going to so I will fuck those dudes
- 30:18Speaker 1: so none of my brothers have to fuck.
- 30:20Speaker 4: Yeah. I watched that. Yeah, I thought it was really good.
- 30:23Speaker 4: I also watched I watched Room last night.
- 30:26Speaker 6: Never had seen that pretty.
- 30:28Speaker 4: Uh dark movie. I don't know, I don't really know
- 30:30Speaker 4: what I was expecting going into it, but it was
- 30:31Speaker 4: a pretty It was a pretty devastating film.
- 30:35Speaker 1: What is it?
- 30:36Speaker 4: It's about these like this girl who gets kidnapped and
- 30:39Speaker 4: she's living in a fucking garden shed with her son.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Damn try living in a fucking New York City apartment now, right,
- 30:48Speaker 1: that's where fucking Julia Fox lives in the same size
- 30:51Speaker 1: with her sound.
- 30:51Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a pretty complaint, pretty really dark movie.
- 30:54Speaker 4: It wasn't really what I was looking for to get
- 30:56Speaker 4: into the to go into the week. But it's a
- 30:58Speaker 4: happy ending.
- 30:59Speaker 5: I kind of the girl goes free, So what's the problem.
- 31:03Speaker 1: What's not happy about that?
- 31:05Speaker 4: Well, she gets freed, and then it actually gets like
- 31:07Speaker 4: more depressing than it was when they were living in
- 31:09Speaker 4: the fucking box because the kids like messed up and
- 31:13Speaker 4: she's like killing herself or trying to kill herself.
- 31:17Speaker 1: Damn.
- 31:18Speaker 4: Oh, it is a dark movie. Kidnapping movies are always
- 31:21Speaker 4: pretty dark.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Yeah, like that.
- 31:23Speaker 4: I know, there's like the light kidnapping. Yeah, but no,
- 31:25Speaker 4: there's like, I mean, there's like tragedy move. There's like
- 31:28Speaker 4: super dark movies with really dark themes that are like,
- 31:31Speaker 4: I mean, do you like the Call? Have you ever
- 31:32Speaker 4: seen The Call?
- 31:33Speaker 1: No, movie's fucked up about kidnapping.
- 31:36Speaker 4: Yeah, the guys like removing girls like skulls and like
- 31:41Speaker 4: wearing or like their scalps and like making them into
- 31:44Speaker 4: wigs and shit.
- 31:46Speaker 1: But that's just that kind of sounds hot. It's really unsettling,
- 31:49Speaker 1: kind of sounds like a little bit of a fetish brother.
- 31:51Speaker 6: What else is another one like that fucking saving silver Lambs?
- 31:55Speaker 1: They fucking have to save their boy, bro. It's like
- 31:57Speaker 1: a fucking tear jerker. What's the one where they're like,
- 32:01Speaker 1: give me back my son? Is that like a fucking
- 32:04Speaker 1: mel Gibson. I don't know. We've seen different movies. Yeah,
- 32:09Speaker 1: it's fucking depressing, man. We gotta go to a flick together.
- 32:13Speaker 6: Yeah, that new movie bo Is Afraid That looks good.
- 32:16Speaker 5: Is it about your boy bo?
- 32:17Speaker 4: Now it's The Woking Phoenix, a twenty four horror movie.
- 32:22Speaker 4: I think that looks super good.
- 32:24Speaker 6: Okay, let's go see it's a little spooky.
- 32:26Speaker 5: Let's play a little fucking hookie.
- 32:28Speaker 6: Yeah, three hours, three hours?
- 32:31Speaker 5: God, damn, damn?
- 32:33Speaker 6: Is it out now.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Starting to be Yeah?
- 32:36Speaker 1: Damn. When everybody moves to Chicago, let's just have fucking
- 32:39Speaker 1: hookie days where we go hacking a movie day, get
- 32:41Speaker 1: ice cream and fucking go to the movies and shit
- 32:44Speaker 1: like that would be awesome. We'll go shopping Fridays, Yeah,
- 32:47Speaker 1: flicky Fridays, thematic Thursdays.
- 32:52Speaker 4: Yeah, when everyone moves to Chicago, that's coming up in
- 32:55Speaker 4: seven months.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a mirage in the desert.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Yeah, it's never.
- 32:59Speaker 5: Go and closer the forever Monday.
- 33:02Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just.
- 33:04Speaker 5: Eking towards it and it's never gonna happen.
- 33:06Speaker 4: Put a weird a weird time. I saw air in theaters?
- 33:11Speaker 1: What's that? But put me on Jordan to Nike? Oh yes,
- 33:15Speaker 1: I did, Sonny Vaccaro pretty good, It was good. I
- 33:19Speaker 1: would recommend anything that Affleck and Damon put their heads
- 33:23Speaker 1: together for. I'm signed up for lifelong friendship. Yeah, that's
- 33:28Speaker 1: why those guys are so fulfilled, because they've had this
- 33:30Speaker 1: lifelong friendship.
- 33:31Speaker 6: Who Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, Yeah you think so.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Male friendship is one of the most important things putonic.
- 33:39Speaker 1: Male friendship is one of the things that's being drained
- 33:41Speaker 1: away from humans today.
- 33:43Speaker 4: You think it, You think it's that you think they're
- 33:45Speaker 4: that good friends?
- 33:46Speaker 7: Yes, bro, I don't.
- 33:48Speaker 4: I doubt they are. Why would they not be after
- 33:51Speaker 4: I mean, Ben Affleck got all weird and Matt Damon's
- 33:54Speaker 4: still like I got all racist and ship.
- 33:56Speaker 1: What never got racist? But he apologized for being homophone.
- 34:02Speaker 1: He admitted it.
- 34:03Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 34:03Speaker 5: Also he said that unprompted.
- 34:05Speaker 4: He's self canceled. Yeah, he's self canceled. It was a
- 34:07Speaker 4: wild move.
- 34:09Speaker 6: He was like, I used to say it a lot.
- 34:10Speaker 4: No, he was like I did, like yesterday and my
- 34:12Speaker 4: daughter said, you can't say that anymore. He's like, what
- 34:15Speaker 4: the fuck? That's not even Matt Damon.
- 34:18Speaker 5: No kind of mark kind of is.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, the erosion of male friendship is fucking what
- 34:26Speaker 1: is that from Jordan Peterson? Just fucking really always talking
- 34:30Speaker 1: about Have you ever heard him?
- 34:31Speaker 4: See I do? I have never gotten into any of
- 34:33Speaker 4: those like podcasts or anything.
- 34:36Speaker 5: It was it's just always it's all just all over
- 34:38Speaker 5: my algorithms.
- 34:39Speaker 6: So I didn't fucking hate those people.
- 34:41Speaker 8: Jordan Peterson though, Dude, those I just tear by the
- 34:44Speaker 8: end of the ninety second clip too.
- 34:46Speaker 4: Yeah, my buddy said that his roommates are just always
- 34:50Speaker 4: just blaring Jordan Peterson's podcasts and like Andrew Tait and ship.
- 34:54Speaker 1: It's so it's so funny, it's so late. That guy,
- 34:57Speaker 1: the real slom got freed.
- 34:59Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I saw, and he's just like pacing around.
- 35:02Speaker 4: Do you see that video that he posted, just pacing around.
- 35:03Speaker 5: He's smoking like a fat blunt.
- 35:05Speaker 4: Yeah, a cigar.
- 35:06Speaker 6: He's like a cigar.
- 35:07Speaker 1: I thought it was like a fucking three point five,
- 35:09Speaker 1: like a Gotti, just like a fat ass.
- 35:11Speaker 4: I know that would be way cooler. Now, Yeah, he's
- 35:13Speaker 4: just smoking a cigar. And he was like, I he
- 35:15Speaker 4: was like old habits die hard because he said that,
- 35:18Speaker 4: you know, because he said that, he like went like
- 35:19Speaker 4: he was on his phone for an hour and he
- 35:21Speaker 4: was like, I'm sick to my stomach. Right, So now
- 35:24Speaker 4: he's not on his phone anymore, so he just has
- 35:25Speaker 4: someone else recording person. Imagine getting out of prison, your
- 35:30Speaker 4: prison for like four months, and you just like, I'm
- 35:32Speaker 4: just gonna pace. Dude, you must you probably did your
- 35:35Speaker 4: fair share of pacing in your cell. Yeah, would you
- 35:38Speaker 4: like go to a movie or like or a fuck
- 35:40Speaker 4: all that pussy you've been talking about? Yeah, fuck, you're
- 35:43Speaker 4: one of your sex slaves.
- 35:44Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy all he could do is talk about
- 35:47Speaker 1: the primo puss he's getting, and then like he gets.
- 35:50Speaker 5: His chance to be away from the fellas and.
- 35:52Speaker 1: Actually score some primo puss, and he denies the opportunity.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Go fucking kickbox someone, Bro, I know.
- 35:59Speaker 4: Go drive one your bugattis. Doesn't he have like ten bugattis?
- 36:02Speaker 1: How many asses do you think you fucking whipped in jail, Dude?
- 36:05Speaker 1: He was probably beating everyone up, probably.
- 36:07Speaker 4: Got his ass ripped inside out. Dude, you're probably having
- 36:10Speaker 4: a feast with a tight bod like his.
- 36:12Speaker 1: No way, bro, he was probably the wonders.
- 36:16Speaker 4: Dude.
- 36:16Speaker 6: They should have had him in the beginning of trying sadness.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Just tape posing even a sad ass. Look, he was
- 36:23Speaker 1: too He's he's honestly too jack to be a male model.
- 36:26Speaker 8: Way too jacked, you say, balenci Yeah, that type of
- 36:31Speaker 8: ship I'm canceled.
- 36:33Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, they had Like uh.
- 36:35Speaker 4: What were they doing?
- 36:36Speaker 1: I mean Gucci even got canceled at one point though,
- 36:39Speaker 1: but they had didn't they have some it was some
- 36:40Speaker 1: racist ship too or with H and M or was
- 36:42Speaker 1: it just sex trafficking? Uh?
- 36:45Speaker 12: Was it?
- 36:46Speaker 1: Like?
- 36:46Speaker 5: I was just talking about the scene where they were
- 36:48Speaker 5: going back and forth.
- 36:49Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that scene was super funny.
- 36:52Speaker 1: I didn't realize you're referencing film my brother. No, no,
- 36:56Speaker 1: I respect that a lot to talk me turned his
- 37:02Speaker 1: bike off.
- 37:03Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, dude hate Tat's free. Did you see that
- 37:07Speaker 4: video of that kid in the classroom?
- 37:10Speaker 2: Oh?
- 37:11Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and he's like he's like, I am the
- 37:13Speaker 4: Alpha and he's like, well he's something wrong with he's
- 37:16Speaker 4: clearly special needs. But he's like I am the Alpha.
- 37:19Speaker 4: And the teacher's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
- 37:21Speaker 4: And he's like the Alpha doesn't listen to anyone and
- 37:24Speaker 4: every and everyone was like yeah, Like some dude tweeted
- 37:26Speaker 4: it and he was like one of those like liberal
- 37:30Speaker 4: TikTok or whatever, you know those accounts. I don't know,
- 37:33Speaker 4: they just post like fringy st yeah something like that,
- 37:36Speaker 4: and he posted and he was like I've actually gotten
- 37:37Speaker 4: like a hundred submissions of like different people making videos
- 37:40Speaker 4: of like kids in their class doing shit like that.
- 37:42Speaker 1: Damn.
- 37:42Speaker 4: Like every like all these kids that are watching like
- 37:44Speaker 4: Andrew Tater are now like going into class being like,
- 37:46Speaker 4: I don't have to listen to fucking anyone that's in
- 37:48Speaker 4: the alpha, And the teachers are like, what the fuck
- 37:50Speaker 4: are you talking about?
- 37:51Speaker 1: That's so legendary. They they shouldn't have to listen to
- 37:55Speaker 1: their teachers now they're likely trans teachers. Sounds a bit
- 38:00Speaker 1: just there's.
- 38:00Speaker 4: Like a new statistic out that like apparently like seventy
- 38:02Speaker 4: three percent of teachers in the US are trans.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that and that hearing, but they that
- 38:08Speaker 1: they're forcing it on every child that comes into their classroom.
- 38:11Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta check us every weekend.
- 38:17Speaker 1: So I'm just making sure cup check.
- 38:21Speaker 5: Working on anything.
- 38:22Speaker 1: Are you tail her to make sure she's not going
- 38:26Speaker 1: to any doctors that are going to.
- 38:28Speaker 4: Intervene in the reading shows?
- 38:31Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the biggest problem in America's drag reading shows.
- 38:36Speaker 1: The kids learning how to read from the drags. That's
- 38:39Speaker 1: the scary part. These kids are gonna be literate, making
- 38:42Speaker 1: their own fucking decisions.
- 38:44Speaker 5: Fucking brutal dude.
- 38:47Speaker 1: So you remember I told you I was about to
- 38:48Speaker 1: go to New Orleans to go see Tyler Childers. Yeah,
- 38:51Speaker 1: it's gonna be like a trip me and my wife.
- 38:54Speaker 1: I was like saying, like anyone any of my close friends.
- 38:57Speaker 1: I was trying to get them to come. Yeah, Now
- 38:59Speaker 1: she completely hijacked it.
- 39:01Speaker 4: Oh girls trip.
- 39:02Speaker 1: It's a whole girl's trip. And we're not going to
- 39:04Speaker 1: Tyler Childers.
- 39:05Speaker 4: Oh no, we're.
- 39:07Speaker 1: Going to the place I wanted to go to.
- 39:09Speaker 7: And it's a.
- 39:10Speaker 1: Girls now and we're not going to Tyler Solders. It's
- 39:14Speaker 1: and one of her girlfriends is bringing her their new
- 39:17Speaker 1: boyfriend and it's the only other dude on the trip.
- 39:20Speaker 4: Oh no, he's probably a tight guy.
- 39:26Speaker 5: I should just try and fucking rope him in and
- 39:27Speaker 5: bring him.
- 39:28Speaker 6: Yeah, just go, just go to Childers by yourself.
- 39:30Speaker 4: I wanted, like, you're gonna want a day to get
- 39:31Speaker 4: out of.
- 39:31Speaker 5: There, Like it's expensive.
- 39:33Speaker 1: I was like, I will fucking like, yeah, wore myself
- 39:36Speaker 1: out and pay for the ticket.
- 39:38Speaker 4: They're like, well, do you tell them Mayer performing a
- 39:40Speaker 4: moon Tower that it's not an issue.
- 39:42Speaker 1: I'm getting one hundred and fifty bucks from Moontower, so
- 39:45Speaker 1: I'll be able to subsidizef.
- 39:46Speaker 6: My flight is getting paid for by men Tower.
- 39:48Speaker 1: I'm gonna knock six dollars off of each one of
- 39:50Speaker 1: your three hundred dollars tickets.
- 39:52Speaker 4: It's so funny, dude, all those clubs, like not just Moontower,
- 39:54Speaker 4: but like every club they're like, they're like, we're gonna
- 39:56Speaker 4: give you a three hundred dollars travel buy out. And
- 39:59Speaker 4: I'm like, the flight be from like New York to
- 40:01Speaker 4: San Francisco, And You're like, what world is that going
- 40:04Speaker 4: to pay for even half of one fight?
- 40:06Speaker 1: It's cost three hundred dollars round trip from Laguardi. Yeah.
- 40:11Speaker 6: Yeah, they always give you that.
- 40:13Speaker 5: It's brutal. That's what they gave you basically.
- 40:16Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:17Speaker 5: But and that's so, and that's all I can expect.
- 40:19Speaker 6: Would you get you got like a travel bio in
- 40:21Speaker 6: a room.
- 40:21Speaker 1: I don't even you know your age.
- 40:23Speaker 4: I've sent you to you ten times. Then every week
- 40:26Speaker 4: you're like, dude, I like, just loo, when is it like?
- 40:28Speaker 4: When I'm like, I've told you you have the information.
- 40:31Speaker 1: I forgot You're this classically organized guy who everything filed away.
- 40:35Speaker 4: Did you want to see my calendar?
- 40:37Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 40:37Speaker 6: Kind of like every single day is booked up.
- 40:41Speaker 7: Talking to that.
- 40:42Speaker 4: Bro, See all these dots?
- 40:44Speaker 5: What the fuck are those dots?
- 40:48Speaker 4: Looks like George in Nashville record the Yak. You have
- 40:52Speaker 4: recorded the Yah war Zone daily as Nashville.
- 40:56Speaker 1: How is there twelve hours of war zone that.
- 40:58Speaker 6: Makes day records on a boy?
- 41:00Speaker 7: Dad?
- 41:00Speaker 6: Oh, call him and SaaS show really boom every day?
- 41:05Speaker 1: What does he do for his goofy ass show? Bro,
- 41:06Speaker 1: let's just copy him, Bro, let's just steal his set
- 41:08Speaker 1: or whatever.
- 41:09Speaker 4: Call him?
- 41:10Speaker 6: Yeah, Callin doesn't do live podcasts.
- 41:12Speaker 1: Didn't he do a live show at midnight recently? That
- 41:15Speaker 1: was very uh vaudevillian. People were thrown out at each
- 41:18Speaker 1: other only stand up. Yeah, I thought there was some
- 41:20Speaker 1: magic involved.
- 41:21Speaker 6: But the magician was Lewis J.
- 41:23Speaker 4: Gomez.
- 41:26Speaker 1: Good.
- 41:26Speaker 5: Maybe we could get him or.
- 41:28Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe we could maybe maybe we could lock him in for.
- 41:30Speaker 1: That, or we could get ohs the mentalist, Oh.
- 41:32Speaker 4: The mentalist.
- 41:32Speaker 6: That would be huge. He would have to do nothing.
- 41:35Speaker 5: Yeah all we have to go be like what or
- 41:37Speaker 5: just be like see look at this?
- 41:38Speaker 4: Yeah, oh we should do that. We could easily just
- 41:42Speaker 4: tell him that we have a big platform and it's
- 41:43Speaker 4: going to really explode him.
- 41:45Speaker 1: He goes on a lot of podcasts.
- 41:47Speaker 6: He's been on like Fallon like ten times, hasn't he.
- 41:49Speaker 5: He goes on everything.
- 41:50Speaker 4: He's got to be the best guest you could have
- 41:52Speaker 4: on anything. No one's watching him being like this sucks. Yeah,
- 41:56Speaker 4: you're watching it and being like what the fuck? He
- 41:58Speaker 4: always gets you Remember when like Za and Brandon like
- 42:01Speaker 4: couldn't watch yeah, because they're like afraid of magic.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Like this is against my religion.
- 42:06Speaker 4: They were like, I don't fun.
- 42:07Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, I can't see this or
- 42:10Speaker 1: participate in Halloween cards. Yeah, we're not going to dress
- 42:15Speaker 1: up as ghosts around here.
- 42:16Speaker 4: Ghouls Charlie.
- 42:19Speaker 5: Yeah, that ship was brutal.
- 42:22Speaker 4: That's such a funny thing to be like afraid of magic.
- 42:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's people who really truly believe true,
- 42:31Speaker 1: people who really believe in magic. I was trying to
- 42:34Speaker 1: go on a magic tour of fucking New Orleans like
- 42:37Speaker 1: a ghost girls.
- 42:38Speaker 4: Out ruled it, overruled. They're not going to this nasty
- 42:43Speaker 4: nasty goats New Orleans still terrible ghosts. Yeah, they're just
- 42:47Speaker 4: fucking everyone and from.
- 42:49Speaker 1: At their time, there was no age of consent, so
- 42:53Speaker 1: they're haunting.
- 42:54Speaker 4: Old drunk heedophile ghosts Orleans.
- 42:56Speaker 5: They're haunting like it's old school. Yeah occasions.
- 43:00Speaker 6: So when are you going to New Orleans next weekend?
- 43:03Speaker 1: Weekend after East this coming weekends Easter. We're gonna observe
- 43:08Speaker 1: how long are you going for? And then I'm going
- 43:10Speaker 1: from my guy. I was trying to go Thursday, but
- 43:13Speaker 1: Friday to Monday. I'll be back Monday morning.
- 43:16Speaker 5: Damn six am.
- 43:18Speaker 4: I like Thursday, Bro.
- 43:19Speaker 5: I wanted to should get out of here.
- 43:21Speaker 4: I will take a little.
- 43:22Speaker 1: Break, dead ass will I'm dying to get out of
- 43:25Speaker 1: this hell. Escape but nothing makes me feel better.
- 43:29Speaker 5: I'll go somewhere. I'll be like, I'm just covering up.
- 43:31Speaker 5: Get back home.
- 43:32Speaker 1: It's still the fucking same.
- 43:33Speaker 7: Old apple Man.
- 43:35Speaker 6: It is the same old fucking the city, the apple Man.
- 43:38Speaker 5: Or you have a little cocaine on your news, Oh really.
- 43:42Speaker 1: Like jelly roll?
- 43:43Speaker 4: Yeah, I was doing some blow.
- 43:48Speaker 5: Oh, no one does blow.
- 43:49Speaker 1: When when everybody goes to Chicago, we gotta fucking do
- 43:52Speaker 1: a ton of blow in the office.
- 43:53Speaker 4: It's going to become a party office for sure. It's
- 43:56Speaker 4: gonna be like fucking when when Jesse gets all that
- 43:58Speaker 4: money and breaking bad of course, and he just has
- 44:01Speaker 4: all the junkies living with him. That's what the office
- 44:03Speaker 4: is gonna.
- 44:03Speaker 1: Turn his last slap my brother.
- 44:05Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna be doing fucking lines off of Gas's head.
- 44:11Speaker 1: His fucking shiny ass head so moist though, fucking cocaine up.
- 44:15Speaker 4: All the coke.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Yeah, he does coke like Jimmy Hendricks putting acid on
- 44:21Speaker 1: his headband. He just does it subcutaneously. It just fucking
- 44:25Speaker 1: absorbs the cocaine like a fucking That's what he thought
- 44:30Speaker 1: he was doing. He was doing black face. He thought
- 44:32Speaker 1: he was covering his face in cocaine. It's black tar.
- 44:37Speaker 1: I thought it was pure white.
- 44:42Speaker 4: Or a bastard dude smoking crack is way more strong
- 44:45Speaker 4: than cocaine.
- 44:46Speaker 5: Right, of course, I've never.
- 44:48Speaker 4: Done either, but I know I saw something I saw
- 44:52Speaker 4: like a man on the street thing.
- 44:54Speaker 1: But of course not.
- 44:56Speaker 4: I haven't. I know, fucking lie bro I Didny.
- 45:02Speaker 5: I'm not cunny for you to be like I've never
- 45:04Speaker 5: smoked cracks.
- 45:04Speaker 4: I was more saying I've never done cocaine.
- 45:06Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's funny that you said.
- 45:07Speaker 6: I never think I know you're like a huge coke guy,
- 45:09Speaker 6: and I'm not.
- 45:10Speaker 1: I haven't been able to find any but uh, all
- 45:13Speaker 1: these dispensaries are fucking the game up. Casual drug dealers
- 45:16Speaker 1: coming to my house with fucking vials of all kinds
- 45:19Speaker 1: of vial.
- 45:20Speaker 4: Shit. Can't get drugs anywhere anymore. But I I saw
- 45:23Speaker 4: like a you get too many. I saw like a
- 45:25Speaker 4: man on the street thing and it was like some girl.
- 45:27Speaker 4: They were like whatever, some dude asked some girl some
- 45:30Speaker 4: question that would make the girl look dumb, and of
- 45:32Speaker 4: course she answered it and uh, and she was like,
- 45:36Speaker 4: there's like, what's something that you've never told anyone? And
- 45:37Speaker 4: she was like, I smoked crack once and all the
- 45:40Speaker 4: comments were like, who gives a fuck? It's literally just
- 45:42Speaker 4: cocaine and baby powder or whatever cocaine, and uh, what
- 45:47Speaker 4: is it cooking soda? Cocaine ain't baking soda. And I
- 45:53Speaker 4: was like, are you guys that fucking stupid? Like I
- 45:55Speaker 4: know it is, I know that's what it is. But
- 45:57Speaker 4: obviously smoking it has a completely different effect on your
- 45:59Speaker 4: body then snorting it.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Yeah, that is due the exact point.
- 46:04Speaker 4: I don't know why comments that are not even my
- 46:07Speaker 4: comments bothered me so much.
- 46:10Speaker 1: If you heard the person say it out loud, you
- 46:12Speaker 1: would never get bothered. But the fact that everybody is
- 46:15Speaker 1: like has the same voice and that they're on a
- 46:17Speaker 1: level playing field and it's just like a white background
- 46:21Speaker 1: with a user name. It makes everybody rate.
- 46:24Speaker 4: Like I don't even like comments about me, don't bother me.
- 46:29Speaker 4: Comments on some someone else's video that sucks. And then
- 46:33Speaker 4: some dude with one follower it's a burner account, comments
- 46:37Speaker 4: something and it like ruins my day, Like I want
- 46:40Speaker 4: to find you in person and like sit down and
- 46:43Speaker 4: have a conversation.
- 46:44Speaker 1: Damn, you're fragile, dumb, You're fragilest. Fuck bro.
- 46:46Speaker 4: I don't know why, that's why, but that's why I
- 46:48Speaker 4: deleted TikTok and now Instagram, and now Instagram is just TikTok.
- 46:53Speaker 4: They ruined Instagram and they ruined Twitter.
- 46:55Speaker 1: We got to be truth just yeah, I mean well
- 46:57Speaker 1: truth is yeah, literally incredible.
- 46:59Speaker 4: And of course they want to arrest Trump because he's
- 47:01Speaker 4: trying to make a good platform, an honest platform.
- 47:04Speaker 1: He posts so much too, Like his output is fucking insane.
- 47:08Speaker 1: I think it's always you think ten minutes ago. No,
- 47:10Speaker 1: it's not at all ten minutes ago. He posted twenty
- 47:12Speaker 1: one minutes ago. I think I think twenty two minutes ago.
- 47:15Speaker 1: He posted.
- 47:16Speaker 4: I think he's sitting in that jet right now, dude
- 47:18Speaker 4: flying in waiting for the cops to arrest him, and
- 47:20Speaker 4: he's like, I'm want to fire off some fucking truth.
- 47:23Speaker 1: They're not too up.
- 47:24Speaker 4: On truth, they're true. What I can do.
- 47:27Speaker 1: It's his truth, though, Let him live his truth. He's
- 47:29Speaker 1: got five point oh seven million followers and he's only
- 47:35Speaker 1: following sixty three people, one.
- 47:38Speaker 5: Of which is Dave.
- 47:43Speaker 7: Wait.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Dave follows him, No, he follows Dave Trump follows Dave
- 47:47Speaker 1: on He's one of.
- 47:48Speaker 5: The sixty three people he following.
- 48:00Speaker 1: Hold the phone.
- 48:00Speaker 5: Let's talk about game time.
- 48:02Speaker 4: Game time.
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- 48:32Speaker 14: Com and then right there, crazy right, that's wild.
- 48:45Speaker 4: I know Dave was on truth like that.
- 48:47Speaker 1: I know he's one of the I mean his his
- 48:51Speaker 1: college basketball comments were received very differently.
- 48:54Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that shit was crazy or received extremely differently
- 49:00Speaker 4: over on truth.
- 49:03Speaker 6: Someone's got to stand up for Caitlin Clark.
- 49:07Speaker 1: It's a fact.
- 49:08Speaker 5: I mean, you should be as another guy that bet
- 49:10Speaker 5: on her.
- 49:12Speaker 4: I'm just not really public about my betting.
- 49:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:15Speaker 6: I don't like giving out my picks anymore.
- 49:16Speaker 1: I don't talk about politics or my bets. No, those
- 49:19Speaker 1: are my two taboos.
- 49:22Speaker 4: I really don't. All we've literally done is talk about
- 49:25Speaker 4: politics this entire episode.
- 49:27Speaker 5: So it's not politics, it's history, it's future history.
- 49:30Speaker 4: It's true. How did Nixon not get arrested?
- 49:33Speaker 5: He got pardoned, That's what I'm saying. Really, Yes, they
- 49:36Speaker 5: were like, you're good, don't worry about it, isn't it?
- 49:38Speaker 4: Like, I know, like Biden's supposed to hate Trump and stuff.
- 49:41Speaker 1: But like it's standard practice for.
- 49:43Speaker 6: The president of the United States to go to get.
- 49:46Speaker 5: Arrested because then the next dude could just get arrested.
- 49:49Speaker 4: Yeah, like no, that's not a good look for anyone
- 49:51Speaker 4: in America.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Yeah, it's stupid.
- 49:54Speaker 4: They should just pardon him. Yeah, right, Am I wrong?
- 49:57Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 49:58Speaker 1: I haven't heard anybody talk about pardoning him. But I don't.
- 50:01Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
- 50:02Speaker 4: I don't.
- 50:03Speaker 1: I thought that that's kind of just like you're blessed
- 50:05Speaker 1: to be able to do that. You're allowed to, like
- 50:06Speaker 1: do whatever you want with your money.
- 50:07Speaker 4: Want to porn star. As the president, you should be
- 50:09Speaker 4: able to and you should be able to give her
- 50:11Speaker 4: money out.
- 50:11Speaker 1: Right, Dude, Abraham Lincoln was definitely fucking porn star because
- 50:14Speaker 1: he gave her money. Teddy Roosevelt was definitely fucking porn
- 50:20Speaker 1: stars from like a fucking flip book.
- 50:23Speaker 7: Ye bring her to me.
- 50:25Speaker 4: Yeah, I choose her.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Just like he probably just saw a painting of a
- 50:29Speaker 1: naked bitch that he liked.
- 50:30Speaker 5: It was I'm going to fuck her.
- 50:32Speaker 4: That's how you found out back then, how.
- 50:34Speaker 5: You found out about a new bad bitch.
- 50:35Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, have you seen that painting again? Who
- 50:39Speaker 4: painted this? Yeah? He's good too, It's gonna be pretty
- 50:42Speaker 4: really good.
- 50:43Speaker 5: You think he's fucking her though?
- 50:44Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 50:46Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 50:46Speaker 5: Da Vinci was really just like Andrew Tait. He just
- 50:49Speaker 5: had all these fucking women supplying.
- 50:51Speaker 1: He was just supplying the entire time to the higher
- 50:54Speaker 1: Da Vinci was probably like Epstein, just supplying to the
- 50:57Speaker 1: higher ups of the world. Was Da Vinci painting people naked.
- 51:02Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 51:04Speaker 7: His work.
- 51:05Speaker 5: You know who paints who is ahead of his time.
- 51:08Speaker 4: Bo Taro Boto was a fantastic artist.
- 51:11Speaker 1: This dude painted everyone with the roundest, fattest asses in
- 51:15Speaker 1: like this like a long ass time ago, and sculpted
- 51:18Speaker 1: them too, all over South America. This was before the
- 51:22Speaker 1: Kardashians existed. He spoke the Kardashians into existence. Yeah, with
- 51:26Speaker 1: his ass paintings their big asses.
- 51:28Speaker 5: Yeah, those people just beating off.
- 51:31Speaker 6: Having an ass like that can't even be comfortable.
- 51:33Speaker 1: Though, I think it's the most comfortable thing. There's no
- 51:37Speaker 1: way I know what it feels like to sit on
- 51:39Speaker 1: my ass.
- 51:40Speaker 4: I know I understand that, But I think there's got.
- 51:42Speaker 6: To be an in between. Dude me and you have
- 51:43Speaker 6: negative asses.
- 51:44Speaker 1: People just smoking like wine is off a table when
- 51:48Speaker 1: they turn around.
- 51:49Speaker 4: Yeah, there's difference between having what we have as an ass,
- 51:52Speaker 4: which is just a fucking piece of plywood. Yeah, and
- 51:55Speaker 4: then there's then then there's like a normal ass where
- 51:59Speaker 4: there's at least so sort of shape, and then there's
- 52:02Speaker 4: what they have, which is like bowling balls shoved inside
- 52:05Speaker 4: of their ass.
- 52:06Speaker 1: Who's the dude on TikTok that just has like a
- 52:08Speaker 1: fake ass that just is always just like running around.
- 52:11Speaker 1: Everyone says anything like that.
- 52:12Speaker 6: It's that guy like a part of like the Nelk
- 52:14Speaker 6: Boys or some shit.
- 52:15Speaker 1: I don't even think it is. Yeah, I saw some
- 52:18Speaker 1: like marketing TikTok talking about him being like he's the
- 52:21Speaker 1: fucking genius of all creators. He has no team. He
- 52:24Speaker 1: thinks of all of his ideas himself, Like those.
- 52:28Speaker 4: Ideas must be really hard to come up with, and
- 52:29Speaker 4: I'm gonna run with my big ass out.
- 52:31Speaker 1: Yeah, what how does he come up with that himself? No,
- 52:35Speaker 1: he's gotta have someone writing for him. He definitely has
- 52:39Speaker 1: like some of the best writers of our day, right, Yeah,
- 52:43Speaker 1: fucking genius he did. Yeah, I'm gonna do a cartwheel
- 52:47Speaker 1: with a big ass. I'm gonna take my big ass
- 52:50Speaker 1: to the beach.
- 52:53Speaker 4: People and then show people's reactions as they look at
- 52:55Speaker 4: my hand.
- 52:55Speaker 1: Then they're gonna zoom in on my big ass.
- 52:59Speaker 5: Fucking genius. I don't know how the fuck he comes
- 53:02Speaker 5: up with it.
- 53:03Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I need some fun shit to do in
- 53:05Speaker 1: New Orleans just so I can have like a.
- 53:08Speaker 6: Go see Tyler Schilders or whatever I want to.
- 53:11Speaker 5: But I can't.
- 53:13Speaker 4: I think you still can. Yeah, I guess, I don't know.
- 53:16Speaker 4: I thought you were gonna be out there for like
- 53:17Speaker 4: a week, so I guess it's not.
- 53:18Speaker 5: That it's like, yeah, it's like three days.
- 53:20Speaker 4: Yeah, so maybe you can't because I was like, well,
- 53:22Speaker 4: you're gonna want a day off, just go go buy yourself.
- 53:25Speaker 1: He's on the Friday, which is the day we get
- 53:27Speaker 1: into town. But then they're like, Cyndi Lauper is playing
- 53:30Speaker 1: or some ship or who's the bitch from is Cindy Laupper?
- 53:33Speaker 1: Stevie Nix is playing and they're like, oh, we'd love
- 53:36Speaker 1: Stevie Nicks, Like, bitch, you fucking love Stevie Nicks.
- 53:39Speaker 6: When I've never heard you talk about Stevie Nicks.
- 53:42Speaker 1: Yeah, what Stevie Nicks is good? Though, Steve Nix is incredible,
- 53:45Speaker 1: But I want to see all the Fleetwood Mac said
- 53:48Speaker 1: of just Steve.
- 53:48Speaker 5: Can she sing all their songs?
- 53:50Speaker 1: Or can she definitely go see Stevie Nicks on Saturday Night?
- 53:54Speaker 6: Yeah, Shielders or whatever the fuck is?
- 53:58Speaker 4: Bitch ass name is what bro chet hero, I'd go easy?
- 54:02Speaker 1: This is this is gonna be the thing that sinks.
- 54:05Speaker 6: You saying that Tyler Schilders.
- 54:07Speaker 1: He has hitters, and he's also of his songs. He's
- 54:11Speaker 1: also like the best country artists out right now.
- 54:13Speaker 6: I don't like country music.
- 54:15Speaker 5: But he's different than the rest of it.
- 54:16Speaker 1: He's not like Nashville fucking pop lights country. He's like
- 54:19Speaker 1: fucking West Virginia heroin country.
- 54:25Speaker 7: All right.
- 54:25Speaker 4: It actually sounds like a song that I would probably
- 54:27Speaker 4: listen to a lot all.
- 54:28Speaker 1: Of his ship. Yeah, he's like a better Bob Dylan.
- 54:35Speaker 1: He's Bob Dylan with fucking riz out the ass bro.
- 54:38Speaker 1: I mean on a big Blaze Foley kick recently. You
- 54:41Speaker 1: know Blaze Folly, Matt Foley, you know this on Clay Pigeons.
- 54:47Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 54:47Speaker 6: Blaze Foley is good.
- 54:48Speaker 4: And he's really old, and he like wrote a bunch
- 54:50Speaker 4: of songs that just never really popped off for him,
- 54:52Speaker 4: and then other people would cover them and they would
- 54:54Speaker 4: pop off.
- 54:55Speaker 5: That's definitely what you every musician.
- 54:57Speaker 1: Yeah, well, musicians, musicians.
- 55:00Speaker 6: Rick's all on the Watchtower.
- 55:01Speaker 4: It's a doing song.
- 55:03Speaker 1: Good musicians are ugly dudes and they just write the
- 55:07Speaker 1: songs for everybody else.
- 55:08Speaker 4: John Brian was a pretty ugly dude.
- 55:11Speaker 5: Are you saying he's a good musician?
- 55:12Speaker 4: Or not great musician.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was saying. Good musicians are ugly dudes,
- 55:15Speaker 1: and they write the songs for everybody else.
- 55:17Speaker 6: But he wrote Also John Brian pretty big, pretty popular.
- 55:21Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's ugly.
- 55:22Speaker 1: Yeah, he's an ugly dude. I'm saying he's if you're
- 55:23Speaker 1: a good music Good musicians are the ugly dudes.
- 55:28Speaker 4: Based for radio type people. Yeah, radio for you, guys
- 55:31Speaker 4: are losing me.
- 55:33Speaker 1: Good musicians are ugly dudes. Okay, okay, Like the.
- 55:37Speaker 4: Hot guy's a bad singers and you're pissed them because
- 55:39Speaker 4: they're hot.
- 55:39Speaker 1: But the good dudes, the people who are writing the
- 55:42Speaker 1: songs for them, the people that write Drake's songs or
- 55:46Speaker 1: like the Beatles, are ugly dudes. They're like a bunch
- 55:49Speaker 1: of ugly dudes, and they're good musicians. Good musicians are
- 55:51Speaker 1: ugly dudes. Like the people who are writing songs for
- 55:54Speaker 1: like fucking Jennifer Lopez or whatever. Ariana Grand are ugly dudes. Sheering.
- 56:02Speaker 5: Yeah, see, you like these are all ugly dudes.
- 56:06Speaker 4: All Right, I'm glad we settled that. I don't want to comediate.
- 56:10Speaker 4: I don't really think I had it, did I don't
- 56:12Speaker 4: think I had like an argument in that battle.
- 56:14Speaker 1: Yeah, because you got smoked. Bro, I don't really know.
- 56:18Speaker 4: I don't know what just happened.
- 56:19Speaker 5: You got bent over and fucking smoke.
- 56:22Speaker 6: No, it makes sense.
- 56:23Speaker 4: This will be the promo clip.
- 56:25Speaker 6: Yeah, this will go out on the barstool Man page.
- 56:29Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna start pushing us more into fucking Yeah, we.
- 56:35Speaker 4: Gotta get some obscurity, some nasty clips out there.
- 56:38Speaker 1: We had a big meeting this past week. I'm talking
- 56:40Speaker 1: sixteen people, yeah, and Sas said fewer than sixteen words
- 56:45Speaker 1: anytime we get into a meeting like that. So I
- 56:47Speaker 1: was all right, I'm gonna have to just charger.
- 56:49Speaker 4: The entire time.
- 56:52Speaker 1: I was gonna shave my balls.
- 56:53Speaker 4: I was trying to find my charger just well, it
- 56:56Speaker 4: was because I was about I was gonna shower right after,
- 56:58Speaker 4: and I was like, I gotta shave. So the entire time,
- 57:03Speaker 4: the entire time we were doing the meeting, I was
- 57:04Speaker 4: just tearing up my room looking for.
- 57:05Speaker 1: The Are you looking for something? And I cannot believe
- 57:08Speaker 1: it was to shave your balls? Yeah, and you was that.
- 57:11Speaker 4: There was like a Thursdays I had something that day.
- 57:16Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I'm out with hairy balls.
- 57:19Speaker 4: Oh, I was out because I was I felt sick.
- 57:22Speaker 1: You're out for like three days last week with the
- 57:25Speaker 1: worst excuses I ever heard.
- 57:26Speaker 4: I was out one day because I felt sick, and
- 57:28Speaker 4: then I was at the next because we were filming sketches.
- 57:30Speaker 1: You were out because you like your tangled bar balls
- 57:32Speaker 1: got caught on your door handle.
- 57:35Speaker 4: I gotta I'm gonna have to fucking probably take a
- 57:38Speaker 4: day off this week too, just to post up and chill.
- 57:40Speaker 1: I would let's go to the Phillies on fucking uh.
- 57:43Speaker 4: Now, I don't have to move. I don't know, dude,
- 57:45Speaker 4: this is so weird. He's like, you got to call
- 57:47Speaker 4: the super and ask when you can get your keys,
- 57:50Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, technically i'm paying rent already, so
- 57:53Speaker 4: maybe today. How does that say?
- 57:54Speaker 1: You just call them?
- 57:55Speaker 4: Make that work?
- 57:55Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 57:56Speaker 4: Why don't we make it work now?
- 57:58Speaker 1: And you still haven't seen it yet, right, No, I've
- 58:00Speaker 1: seen it, bro seen it twice. What's it like?
- 58:03Speaker 5: How many square feet?
- 58:05Speaker 1: Eight hundred?
- 58:05Speaker 6: It's like a little smaller than this room?
- 58:08Speaker 5: How many square feet?
- 58:10Speaker 4: I don't know enough enough to get the freaking job done.
- 58:14Speaker 5: Evasive bastard. I will get this answer out of you.
- 58:17Speaker 4: I don't know. Interesting. What I need to do is
- 58:20Speaker 4: say to buy a shit ton of stuff. So I
- 58:22Speaker 4: think I'm just gonna steal stuff. I might just like
- 58:24Speaker 4: take one of these chairs home, yeah and just get that,
- 58:27Speaker 4: bring that and then just put my TV on it.
- 58:29Speaker 1: I mean, you're like two days after stealing stuff day,
- 58:32Speaker 1: the first of the month is the best day to
- 58:34Speaker 1: just drive around and steal stuff. Why people are moving,
- 58:37Speaker 1: so they're just leaving there like yeah, and tables and
- 58:40Speaker 1: like the idea.
- 58:41Speaker 6: I gotta buy a ton of stuff.
- 58:42Speaker 4: Do I have to buy?
- 58:43Speaker 6: Like a fucking dude.
- 58:45Speaker 4: So with my bed frame, I'm gonna have to just
- 58:47Speaker 4: take it apart. Oh yeah, that one. I might just
- 58:51Speaker 4: get a new one because that thing took me a
- 58:53Speaker 4: long time to set up.
- 58:55Speaker 1: You gotta get task grab for everything. Setting up your
- 58:58Speaker 1: own shit is for the birds.
- 59:00Speaker 4: That is like an how much money you just had
- 59:02Speaker 4: to pay this dude, I am below the birds?
- 59:04Speaker 1: Really?
- 59:05Speaker 6: Yeah, first and last we had to pay first last,
- 59:08Speaker 6: and broker Speed.
- 59:11Speaker 4: A hefty amount of money.
- 59:13Speaker 1: Speaking of broker bro I know that's bad.
- 59:18Speaker 5: Where are you about to move on?
- 59:20Speaker 8: I'm going to move into Jack McCarthy's Oh yeah, yeah, leaves,
- 59:24Speaker 8: that's fire. How many square feet it's like seventy five
- 59:28Speaker 8: more than perfect, probably fucking perfect.
- 59:32Speaker 4: I think it's tiny.
- 59:34Speaker 1: They also said in this in our meeting that we
- 59:36Speaker 1: should like record at each other's apartments. I think probably
- 59:40Speaker 1: just because surveillance state they want to see what the
- 59:42Speaker 1: inside of our apartments look like.
- 59:44Speaker 4: Yeah, why did they want us to do that?
- 59:45Speaker 1: They would have set up ring cameras so they can
- 59:47Speaker 1: watch us at all times, so Erica and Dave can
- 59:50Speaker 1: keep eyes on us.
- 59:51Speaker 4: Like mean, girls records at different apartments. Who gives a fuck?
- 59:56Speaker 4: We should record side.
- 59:59Speaker 5: Yeah, I record in the park.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: Totally different reasons. Why Because they also have like freelance,
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: They have a whole team of freelance producers.
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: Yeah, their apartments have a studio and then yeah they
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: have a studio apartment as in there's a studio.
- 1:00:12Speaker 4: Like we're gonna lay in my bed and record.
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: You're well, you're gonna have a living room now, Yeah, bro,
- 1:00:18Speaker 5: that's that's for pleasure.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: That's yeah, you.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: Could, You know you could if you just record one
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: time there, you can write it off as a tax
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: right off as a home office. You need a separate
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: designated area that has its own entry that you can
- 1:00:32Speaker 1: like lock out.
- 1:00:33Speaker 6: Really, is that what you need? What if I just
- 1:00:34Speaker 6: have a desk?
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: No, no audit you and fucking bang.
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: You about that?
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: Yeah, the investigators, Yeah, but I'll audit the funk out
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: of them.
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: Let me know if you need help moving, dude, I.
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: Don't really know if I do. I mean, I think
- 1:00:49Speaker 4: I'm just gonna I think I'm just gonna rent, like
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: I'm gonna get like a zip car and just get
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: pile all my ship in.
- 1:00:53Speaker 5: Why don't you just borrow my new car?
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll I'll borrow your whip, borrow my wagon, my rithean.
- 1:01:00Speaker 12: A Cracker Barrel is home to all the more country anytime.
- 1:01:04Speaker 12: That means buttermilk pancakes whenever you want them, homemade classics
- 1:01:08Speaker 12: like chicken and dumplins, and a country store full of
- 1:01:10Speaker 12: fun fines. Swing by and visit Cracker Barrel today.
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: Oh you rythan Man?
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: Yeah, aarythan Man Electric. No charging stations in the city, though,
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: so fucking we just throw it into neutral and push it.
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: Getting everything down the street will be fucking easy.
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: You're just going down the block, right, Yeah.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: We'll just push push this shit. It's like a glorified
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: Dolly to.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: The most uncomfortable part about moving in somewhere is when
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: you got to park the car outside and you don't
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: know if you're allowed to park there, and then you're
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: everyone's looking at you all coming out of the apartment
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: and you're like, yeah, it's up, guys, moving in here,
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: new guy. Yeah, it sucks. Luckily I'm only on a
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: second floor.
- 1:01:53Speaker 5: Though, as opposed to this sixth floor year on now.
- 1:01:56Speaker 4: Yes, it's as opposed to being on the fifth floor.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: And for some and having to walk up fourteen flights
- 1:02:01Speaker 4: of stairs, I think they like numbered it weird. It's
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: like three again. I just went up to the third
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: floor six times. Someone changed the stickers once and I
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: went back. Dude, I moved them back. I literally did.
- 1:02:19Speaker 4: I went, I took the sticker and I walked it
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: down and.
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: Put it back, mumbling to yourself.
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: I was so because I was like, how am I
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: on the third floor. I was like, we just passed
- 1:02:27Speaker 4: the fourth floor. And then I was like, ah, bastards. Oh,
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: because dude, we live with a bunch of fucking oh
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: you bastards. Well, it's like a young place and everyone's
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: on you're young. I'm a man.
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: No you're not.
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: I'm an old man. Now you're a crotchety, but you're
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: financially stable adult.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: Now you're the type of dude who fucking you can make.
- 1:02:51Speaker 4: All the I call the cops on these kids.
- 1:02:53Speaker 7: Yes, punks, you.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Call the cops. Delivery guys like door dash comes your door.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: You're like, do you live here?
- 1:02:59Speaker 7: No?
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: No, bro, Yeah you are.
- 1:03:01Speaker 5: You're a Karen bro No, hope not, Yeah you are.
- 1:03:04Speaker 6: Just if someone starts fucking with you, do you gotta
- 1:03:06Speaker 6: walk up five or what is? It's ten? Ten flights?
- 1:03:09Speaker 4: Pretty much? Right?
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: Karen is the n word for white people.
- 1:03:14Speaker 4: I guess I'm gonna walk up all those stairs. They
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: fuck it up? Who is this?
- 1:03:21Speaker 1: Oh? What's up? Come on in? Brother?
- 1:03:27Speaker 7: Oh?
- 1:03:27Speaker 4: Thank you man? Sire. I don't know what that would
- 1:03:32Speaker 4: just say?
- 1:03:33Speaker 6: Tiger pump? What does that mean?
- 1:03:35Speaker 5: Tire pump? He was pumping your tires.
- 1:03:37Speaker 4: He was pumping my tires. Those guys are just too quick. Yeah,
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: never know, they always got like a new word. Do
- 1:03:42Speaker 4: you ever have had that to someone?
- 1:03:43Speaker 7: Tire pump?
- 1:03:46Speaker 5: They're pumping each other's tires?
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you don't think those guys pump each other's tires.
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: Those guys are awesome.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: It was Paul Bisonette from Spitting Chickens podcast. They're hosting
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: the NYC first FDM Y or FD they've done.
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: That before, right, that is the first year. That's what
- 1:04:04Speaker 4: I was thinking, famously, famously the first time.
- 1:04:08Speaker 5: It's the inaugural.
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: Hit that again.
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: Sorry, damn bro, let me hit it, bro, I'm trying
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: to get lub for the last couple of seconds, yachts
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: to be quick.
- 1:04:20Speaker 6: We can say that Paul Bisinette was on.
- 1:04:23Speaker 11: Scream.
- 1:04:25Speaker 5: We'll get it for a go grab a pick, go, go
- 1:04:27Speaker 5: a picture.
- 1:04:28Speaker 4: Yeah, huh h subscribe? Oh yeah here, uh how you
- 1:04:38Speaker 4: send busy if you see him?
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Well, there are little feather Indians will my buckle makes
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: impressions on the inside.
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: There are little feathering where we through and.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: It's broke. Come get on camera quick, bro. Come take
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: a whack of this. Bro, take a whack of this.
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: Pro the good ship.
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: Bro.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: Why you're already fried?
- 1:05:10Speaker 7: I had a little bit earlier about perfect. I am
- 1:05:14Speaker 7: actually perfect. Does this thing work? Yeah?
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: Yeah, you're good.
- 1:05:18Speaker 7: I have to conduct an interview with firefighter and a
- 1:05:22Speaker 7: police officer for the f d N y F.
- 1:05:25Speaker 6: I already say that f d n y N y
- 1:05:26Speaker 6: P do you always had like six times?
- 1:05:29Speaker 7: No, your feet up right now. You're so.
- 1:05:32Speaker 4: Sad.
- 1:05:33Speaker 7: You can't bully.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: This is your famous time.
- 1:05:36Speaker 7: Just because your Internet famous doesn't mean you can bully.
- 1:05:39Speaker 1: That's a tired deflate right there. What happened?
- 1:05:41Speaker 4: You're pumping my tire?
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: No, you pumped them a little too hard. You're all
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: pumped out.
- 1:05:49Speaker 5: When's that game the fifteenth?
- 1:05:50Speaker 7: Right April fifteenth? Yeah, so, I mean hopefully you guys
- 1:05:53Speaker 7: can get there. It's going to be like it's a
- 1:05:54Speaker 7: ship show. These guys just want to kill each other.
- 1:05:56Speaker 7: I don't know why, but I don't care. We're going
- 1:05:58Speaker 7: to broadcast it.
- 1:05:58Speaker 6: Yeah, they hate each other. It's the fire department verse
- 1:06:01Speaker 6: the police.
- 1:06:01Speaker 7: Yeah, and they do it every year. That's the forty
- 1:06:03Speaker 7: ninth year they've been doing.
- 1:06:04Speaker 4: They ever seeing the Departed where they play rugby against
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: each other? Oh, the firefighters a bunch of fucking homos.
- 1:06:11Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah they him They just yeah, they each other.
- 1:06:14Speaker 7: This is my my consensus is that the firefighters are
- 1:06:17Speaker 7: younger and fitter, and they probably pound all the broads
- 1:06:20Speaker 7: and like the.
- 1:06:21Speaker 6: Well, the cops are kind of going through a little
- 1:06:22Speaker 6: bit of a rough patch right now.
- 1:06:24Speaker 7: After that whole thing has been a tough it's been
- 1:06:26Speaker 7: a tough stretch to download all those people to down market.
- 1:06:29Speaker 7: You got more people rooting for years. A firefighter, I
- 1:06:32Speaker 7: think a fair statement right now. I don't know, you
- 1:06:35Speaker 7: probably get canceled for saying that. Nowadays, I've seen a lot.
- 1:06:38Speaker 4: Of sexy cop costumes anymore.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't, doesn't, But the firefighter.
- 1:06:43Speaker 7: Nless, you're like a real ward getting dumby by the
- 1:06:45Speaker 7: whole force. Because that's kind of a right now.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: That one girl got dumby by the Yeah, I mean had.
- 1:06:52Speaker 7: I didn't really dive too deep into that one. I'm
- 1:06:54Speaker 7: sure it's going to get its documentary, like the Murder
- 1:06:56Speaker 7: Murders or whatever.
- 1:06:57Speaker 4: But what that real fucked all the firefighters, No, the police.
- 1:07:00Speaker 5: Department, she had the she was dating the whole front line.
- 1:07:04Speaker 7: She was dating another or married to another police officer,
- 1:07:07Speaker 7: and she was just getting like trains and trains and
- 1:07:13Speaker 7: like the whole I know, I know, I know, zero backcheckers,
- 1:07:20Speaker 7: like zero backcheckers.
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: Yeah, you understand the zero to y.
- 1:07:24Speaker 7: Nobody's coming back to even out the.
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: Stairs in your whole day roaming around the city, killing
- 1:07:29Speaker 4: innocent people, and then you come home and find out
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: your girlfriend's been fucking all your buddies. It's a rough life.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: That's probably how she was.
- 1:07:35Speaker 7: You always got to go that way with it.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: It's crazy. He tries to bring us down that path
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: and we just showing off. He's showing off. No, he's
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: showing off since you came in. But that's probably how
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: she owned wines from a hard day of killing everybody. Yes,
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: she was she Yes, you got to think about her
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: feelings too. She's in her own, her own boat. But
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: we're rooting for the firefighters. I think, Yeah, we're team fire.
- 1:07:54Speaker 5: I got firefighters.
- 1:07:55Speaker 7: But my father was a volunteer for thirty years, so
- 1:07:57Speaker 7: i'm automatic. Yeah, so that makes three of us. Yeah,
- 1:08:03Speaker 7: you playing? No, I don't play anymore, SaaS I retired,
- 1:08:07Speaker 7: little celebrity guest drop.
- 1:08:10Speaker 4: Why not? You should pop in pop in net.
- 1:08:12Speaker 5: He gave that up a long time ago.
- 1:08:14Speaker 7: You know what I do do is I play in
- 1:08:16Speaker 7: our our fan ball hockey tournaments.
- 1:08:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:08:18Speaker 7: And we got this kid from Boston who is like
- 1:08:21Speaker 7: ball hockey legend, and I've yet to win my own
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: ball hockey tournament, like street hockey, street hockey. Yeah, they
- 1:08:27Speaker 7: call it deck hockey. But this kid, we call him
- 1:08:30Speaker 7: the nose face Killer, and he's got like a cleft
- 1:08:33Speaker 7: lip and ship and he just fucking busts out.
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: Do people like hit the hitting that you couldn't You
- 1:08:37Speaker 4: couldn't have.
- 1:08:37Speaker 7: Like described a better super villain for my ball hockey tournament.
- 1:08:40Speaker 7: And it's like he just popped up and he wins
- 1:08:42Speaker 7: every time. That's awesome.
- 1:08:44Speaker 6: Do you guys do video of that or is that
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: just like.
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Yeah, fun they have a video that comes out of
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: here on barstool.
- 1:08:48Speaker 7: Yeah, you're supposed to kind of know what the hell
- 1:08:50Speaker 7: is going on within the company SaaS your own stuff. Yeah,
- 1:08:53Speaker 7: that's why I said, congrats on your video.
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: That was super hilarious because you watched it.
- 1:08:58Speaker 7: Maybe watch our behind the scenes.
- 1:09:00Speaker 4: Your guy time.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: Name one thing that they do.
- 1:09:03Speaker 4: You watch the doing this thing with the firefighters at
- 1:09:07Speaker 4: the police department.
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: He is, bro, what else is going on with you?
- 1:09:14Speaker 7: Bro? Oh nothing? No, I'm happy for you guys. You
- 1:09:17Speaker 7: guys are crushing it and you just started doing the
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: podcast with Beverly now is that still going on or yeah, yeah,
- 1:09:23Speaker 7: because he got traded or something didn't.
- 1:09:25Speaker 5: And they're still just doing it.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: They just decided to just change the color scheme of
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: the podcast and do it anyway.
- 1:09:30Speaker 7: That's awesome. That's awesome. Now, yeah, is he very Draymond
- 1:09:34Speaker 7: Green like where he just says says.
- 1:09:36Speaker 4: Whatever, He's bombastic.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: He really runs his mouth, Dude, do you think it's
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Do you think it would it was hard or would
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: be hard to be a current player and run your mouth,
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: like do you think that he'll be?
- 1:09:47Speaker 7: I think you better for the show. I think you
- 1:09:49Speaker 7: have to have an insane amount of confidence and you
- 1:09:52Speaker 7: have to be a bit tapped to be able to
- 1:09:54Speaker 7: publicly say that type of stuff while you're playing, and
- 1:09:56Speaker 7: yet have to go on the court and face these
- 1:09:58Speaker 7: guys who in some case are are better players than him.
- 1:10:02Speaker 7: He's not like a star. He's a good shutdown defender
- 1:10:06Speaker 7: right right.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: He's been First team All Defense. But you know what
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: I mean, it's he's a different type of player than
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: these guys who are all n BA.
- 1:10:12Speaker 7: So when he like gets mouthy with some of them
- 1:10:15Speaker 7: and then they cook him, like do they give it
- 1:10:17Speaker 7: to it back? And does he laugh about it and
- 1:10:18Speaker 7: talk about it on the pod? Does he get sensitive
- 1:10:21Speaker 7: to the fact that they cooked him and they're talking
- 1:10:23Speaker 7: trash over him.
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: I mean he so he's cooked people and they cook
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: him back, and I think it's just the nature is awesome.
- 1:10:28Speaker 7: It's kind of like this woman thing going on right
- 1:10:30Speaker 7: now in NCAA, which obviously it gets a little bit
- 1:10:34Speaker 7: overboard once it starts catching. It's like, okay, time to
- 1:10:38Speaker 7: log off. I thought you took a fiss break or something.
- 1:10:48Speaker 7: You're still here. You're out of your mind.
- 1:10:52Speaker 4: Now you watch that, you watch the game.
- 1:10:54Speaker 7: I didn't. I didn't, I'm not. I had We had
- 1:10:56Speaker 7: actually had a hockey broadcast if Wayne Gretzky, do you
- 1:10:59Speaker 7: know who that is? Yeah, he's he's he's.
- 1:11:02Speaker 4: A big base right now.
- 1:11:04Speaker 6: Was that Bobby or sixty six ninety nine?
- 1:11:08Speaker 7: Yes, there you go.
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: Who was sixty six Bobby or magnific magnfict damn. Yeah,
- 1:11:16Speaker 4: how's Gretzky doing? How's that son of a bitch?
- 1:11:21Speaker 7: He's good, man, he's good. He's chilling.
- 1:11:22Speaker 4: Tell him, I say, hi, I will I met him once.
- 1:11:27Speaker 7: Where Lake Placid. Okay, so you're not lying. We had
- 1:11:31Speaker 7: we had a hockey camp, Yes, in a tournament. You
- 1:11:33Speaker 7: were buzzing.
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: Yeah, I was probably in fourth grade. It was like
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: a couple of years ago. What type of player were
- 1:11:39Speaker 4: you I was. I mean, when you're that age, if
- 1:11:42Speaker 4: you're playing defense, usually you suck. I was right wing.
- 1:11:47Speaker 6: I was left wing, but I was a righty weird.
- 1:11:50Speaker 7: Do you still play?
- 1:11:52Speaker 4: What do you do you think I still play?
- 1:11:53Speaker 7: I don't know, maybe joining some pick up or something,
- 1:11:55Speaker 7: maybe hockey.
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: No, I got really I was late to puberty, and
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: when we got to the checking leagues, my parents pulled
- 1:12:02Speaker 4: me out. I played from like second grade to like
- 1:12:05Speaker 4: high school.
- 1:12:05Speaker 7: Have you ever been in a fistfight? No? Not one time? No? Okay.
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: I was like I remember I got hit once and
- 1:12:11Speaker 4: I slid headfirst into the boards. My parents were like, yeah,
- 1:12:14Speaker 4: you're done with that?
- 1:12:14Speaker 7: Was it?
- 1:12:15Speaker 4: Okay?
- 1:12:16Speaker 5: At what age did they start fighting?
- 1:12:17Speaker 7: That happened to me? And my parents are like, maybe
- 1:12:19Speaker 7: we'll get insurance money one day.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: Yeah, do it again.
- 1:12:21Speaker 7: Let's see if he can funck this up.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: Let's get it on.
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: So I just kept going.
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: When I got to what is it?
- 1:12:26Speaker 7: When? What is it?
- 1:12:27Speaker 6: Bandits?
- 1:12:27Speaker 7: When you get to checking, uh, badwiz bantam? Well, it
- 1:12:32Speaker 7: depends where you are. They call it different things.
- 1:12:33Speaker 4: In the States that when I got to that, I
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: was on the C team I was on the bad team.
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: And when you're on that team, when you're that age,
- 1:12:40Speaker 4: the only kids that are on that team are like
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: football players who like want another sport to play and
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: they just want to hit people. So I was at
- 1:12:46Speaker 4: that age and I was like the smallest kid on
- 1:12:47Speaker 4: the ice by like a good foot or two.
- 1:12:49Speaker 7: What about golf? You golf?
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: He got out, then I was. Then I joined the
- 1:12:53Speaker 4: golf teams bre.
- 1:12:56Speaker 7: Regularly.
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: I haven't played golf since high school.
- 1:12:59Speaker 7: Imagine in what sas going against the four play guys.
- 1:13:02Speaker 7: If you took him down, I would destroy.
- 1:13:04Speaker 4: Them so easily.
- 1:13:07Speaker 7: All right, you hear that. Okay, I'm gonna have to
- 1:13:10Speaker 7: see a swing after this because I feel like everything
- 1:13:12Speaker 7: you say is I have a lie.
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: They've all seen my swim.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I have a great swing six to midnight six, dude,
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: It's it's perfect, just straight up.
- 1:13:21Speaker 4: And that's Frances about my long irons. Seriously, I played
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: with friend. I played with You brought it.
- 1:13:27Speaker 7: When you say it like that, now I know you're
- 1:13:29Speaker 7: full of ship.
- 1:13:30Speaker 4: No, no, I swear to god. I played Saint Louis. Okay,
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: first time playing since high school.
- 1:13:34Speaker 6: He smoked me. It was also my first time playing.
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: And we've had multiple golf TOURNT. We've had multiple golf.
- 1:13:39Speaker 7: Which is kind of like a score for like the
- 1:13:42Speaker 7: average man, because he's a bit of a cake eater, right,
- 1:13:44Speaker 7: Francis is.
- 1:13:45Speaker 6: Like, Francis is pretty good. He would whip you.
- 1:13:47Speaker 7: Oh I know, but that's a score. That's a score
- 1:13:50Speaker 7: for you said you beat him? You cross?
- 1:13:52Speaker 4: No, no, he smoked me. Oh okay, yeah, but I
- 1:13:55Speaker 4: mean my long iron.
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: But get a sandbagger you and uh you to you
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: and Francis against bus and which.
- 1:14:02Speaker 4: Yeah, I would definitely do that. Okay, yeah, or do
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: you guys do it? What do you guys feel?
- 1:14:05Speaker 7: All right? We we go wherever let's go to. Francis
- 1:14:08Speaker 7: has a private club. We should go to his private
- 1:14:10Speaker 7: yeah yeah.
- 1:14:11Speaker 6: Trump, Yeah, we should do that.
- 1:14:13Speaker 7: That's where he's out.
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he's yes, he is where Trump International. Yeah,
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: he's right over the right over the bridge over there.
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: He's got an alcohol cabinet in there.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: He definitely does.
- 1:14:26Speaker 5: He has his own key to it.
- 1:14:28Speaker 7: Am I done here?
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: Can I can? I?
- 1:14:30Speaker 7: Yeah? Okay, all right, I'm gonna go interview these firefighters.
- 1:14:32Speaker 7: I love you guys.
- 1:14:33Speaker 4: Right, we're out of here too, so thank you guys
- 1:14:34Speaker 4: for listening. See you guys next week.
- 1:14:37Speaker 7: That was the end.
- 1:14:38Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been okay, nice