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Comic quest Ep 6: Time to jump ship · Comic Quest

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SPEAKER_02: Here we are.
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SPEAKER_02: We are 40 mediums, dark and alliance at Dungeons and Dragons.
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SPEAKER_02: Are we gonna get back home?
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SPEAKER_02: We don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: This is Comic Quest.
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SPEAKER_00: Hello and welcome back to episode six of Comics Quest.
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SPEAKER_00: You join myself, Gareth Much, aka Don Baldry, Kate Hammer, aka Fanny, forgot your last name, Tom Stade, aka Bill Futler, and our uh DM Extraordinaire Liam Fowrley, aka also Shawn Michaels, aka Alan, aka a million and one other beautiful voices that brings us to the game.
0:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I'm not gonna tell us where you join us because even though it's just happened, I can't remember.
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SPEAKER_00: Or it might be the first time you're tuning in.
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SPEAKER_00: Or it might be the first time you're tuning in, in which case you'll be able to pick it up.
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SPEAKER_03: We also don't know what the.
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SPEAKER_03: If you're tuning in for the first time, I would I would go back and start on episode one that I know it's probably gonna be the smartest myth.
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SPEAKER_00: Or just pick it up from here.
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SPEAKER_00: You're fine.
1:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're fine, you're fine.
1:20
SPEAKER_00: Just stay right where you are.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: I'll recap it.
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SPEAKER_00: We're we're four guys from a comedy club that got sucked into Dungeon World, and now we've just finished talking to a guy named Alan who had a sand castle, and I mean castle.
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SPEAKER_00: Kit killed a big toad.
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SPEAKER_00: You're up to speed.
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SPEAKER_05: And despite what you may have heard, Fanny's Bigwind is actually really good looking.
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SPEAKER_00: Bigwind, that was it, Fanny Bigwind.
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SPEAKER_00: Despite what you've heard, Fanny is pretty good looking.
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SPEAKER_00: Depending on who you talk to.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, really.
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SPEAKER_05: She's got not one, but two knockers.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, in the last episode, you all had your wee adventure with Alan Lilly in his pussy palace.
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SPEAKER_03: He gave you some items, he helped you master some weapons, and now you're back on the beach in front of you as the shot Ig's body still floating.
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SPEAKER_03: Igg, who was a merman you killed a couple episodes ago, his body's still floating in the water.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, and the shit that that is crashed that contains all the materials to help you make your weapons and your armor and all that, that's in front of you.
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SPEAKER_05: I said, guys, I I think uh what a weird moment in the Pussy Palace.
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SPEAKER_00: I enjoyed it though.
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SPEAKER_00: I want to also say his riddle was wrong.
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unknown: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_05: We agree.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, we all agree that is feathers are easy to throw, right?
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SPEAKER_00: Like I'm not an idiot.
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SPEAKER_00: The first riddle was bullshit.
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SPEAKER_00: We all agree on that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
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SPEAKER_05: So now that we've leveled up and have a couple more magic items, I think we now we go to the ship and we get the things to make weapons to get home.
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SPEAKER_05: Because let's not forget our goal is to go back to Aberdeen.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I fully agree.
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SPEAKER_05: You're getting paid 75?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: You guys are getting paid?
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SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: Everybody knows that.
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SPEAKER_00: Every time just what?
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SPEAKER_00: But that also comes with a uh travelodge room.
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SPEAKER_00: If I know Taz, no, it does not.
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SPEAKER_00: It doesn't.
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SPEAKER_00: It comes with the Albaguest house.
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SPEAKER_00: Albagu.
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SPEAKER_05: Daddy just scribbled a sign that said travelage on.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: The Albaguest house.
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SPEAKER_00: I remember anyway.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: All right.
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SPEAKER_05: So we walk towards the ship.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you reach the ship without any problems and all that.
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SPEAKER_03: You're at the kind of the well, the tide's coming in.
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SPEAKER_03: You'll need to start.
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SPEAKER_03: You can either climb on the rocks to jump on the ship or you could kind of like go in through the sea and try and go there.
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SPEAKER_00: I roll perception on which would I think is the easier way to go?
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, so roll me.
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SPEAKER_00: One, I didn't notice anything.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I can't tell.
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SPEAKER_03: Can I also roll perception?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: You can roll, you roll it and I'll tell what happened.
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SPEAKER_03: So now you are visibly confused by the sport.
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SPEAKER_03: You're like, how is it not sinking?
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SPEAKER_03: You're gonna have if anything happens, you're gonna need an extra turn just to get your head around the boat before you can do anything.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, that's obvious, right?
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SPEAKER_00: How's it eat?
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, it shouldn't it should be thick.
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SPEAKER_05: Do we understand that the rat is eating his brain?
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SPEAKER_00: No.
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SPEAKER_00: The rat is in the bag, wait and it cut my window and goes to bed.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I rolled a 16, a 12 plus a four.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: So the most stable way in which you would give you the best kind of view is to go on the rocks and get onto like the deck of the ship.
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SPEAKER_03: I do.
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SPEAKER_03: Can I do I'll do that?
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SPEAKER_03: I'll roll my candle.
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SPEAKER_05: Danny would like to come with him as well.
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SPEAKER_03: So uh Oh, I climb rocks.
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SPEAKER_05: No, you're confused.
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SPEAKER_03: You're confused.
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SPEAKER_03: You're gonna need a mat.
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SPEAKER_03: So if you don't even know it's a fucking boat right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
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SPEAKER_00: So it's a boat.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh if Fanny and Don can roll me a dexterity.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh yes, please.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes, please.
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SPEAKER_05: 14 plus two, 16 for Fanny.
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SPEAKER_03: Dexterity plus two.
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SPEAKER_03: That's 19.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, and Sean got 21.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's great.
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SPEAKER_03: Sean got twenty-one.
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SPEAKER_00: Who gives a shit?
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SPEAKER_00: We do.
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SPEAKER_00: Good job, Sean!
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SPEAKER_03: So Sean's gonna be the first one to do it.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh so Sean skillfully climbs the rocks, he doesn't slip or anything like that.
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SPEAKER_03: He then jumps onto the deck of the ship.
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SPEAKER_03: Now the de the the kind of crack in the bow of the ship is at the back kind of corner of it.
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SPEAKER_03: So Sean jumps on like the diagonal, like directly diagonally across at the front, and as he does it start, you see the ship start to shift and more water come in.
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SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
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SPEAKER_03: So it's not gonna be good for a little fat Don.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm skinny and tiny.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, you're confused on the short line right now.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh what's a boat?
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SPEAKER_00: What is a boat?
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SPEAKER_00: What is that?
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SPEAKER_00: Why do we call it a boat?
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, Don rolled in 19, so he's getting up there pretty tightly.
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SPEAKER_03: If someone's gonna jump in the boat next, it'll probably be you.
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SPEAKER_03: Do you want to jump straight on it?
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SPEAKER_03: I do.
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SPEAKER_03: So you want to try and maybe be like humor features kind of situation.
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SPEAKER_00: Don doesn't understand uh fucking where to be to position yourself best for the to keep sort of balance.
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SPEAKER_03: You could roll me a perspective and I'm gonna tell you if you want to insight or something.
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SPEAKER_00: I like rolling.
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SPEAKER_00: I like rolling, that's why we're here.
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SPEAKER_00: Let's roll.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh ho ho, I am rolling so good today.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh right, so that's an 18 just natural plus what have I just rolled?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh insight.
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SPEAKER_00: Insight.
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SPEAKER_00: Where the fuck is that?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, there plus two.
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SPEAKER_00: So that is 20.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: So I'll tell you.
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SPEAKER_03: Basically, for there's three levels to this boat.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh you've by just looking at it, you've worked out user going to need to position yourself at either ends of the boat to stop it from sinking so you can go down and get the stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: But also you realise the amount of weight of the stuff that's down there, that's keeping the boat up as well.
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SPEAKER_03: So once you pick up that stuff, you'll have a short amount of time to get out of the boat before it sinks.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, I call for Shawn Michaels to move to the other end of the boat.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, so he does that, and then are you jumping on?
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SPEAKER_00: And then I'm jumping on.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: So And then I say to Fanny, I'll I will go down to the bottom deck of the boat so it can all restore its balance.
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SPEAKER_00: Right.
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SPEAKER_00: So Don runs down to the bottom.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, so the boat is stable right now.
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SPEAKER_03: You're but you're waiting on the boat?
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SPEAKER_03: No, you're about to jump on.
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SPEAKER_03: Bell Footwell has been reactivated.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh boat, of course it's a boat.
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SPEAKER_00: Of course it's a boat.
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SPEAKER_00: A boat floats, right?
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SPEAKER_03: So no, mate, I did dexterity.
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SPEAKER_05: Don't, don't feel stupid.
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SPEAKER_00: Eleven.
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SPEAKER_00: What is your dexterity?
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SPEAKER_00: Is 13 plus one, 12.
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SPEAKER_03: 12.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh.
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SPEAKER_03: Come on, I'm also a thief, man.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you make it, but you you slip and slide on the rocks.
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SPEAKER_03: It's not an easy that's fine.
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SPEAKER_00: That's fine.
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SPEAKER_03: You're now there on the rocks with Fanny, and Don is telling you how this is working.
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SPEAKER_03: Basically, these are all gonna have to be at opposite sides of the boat moving together.
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SPEAKER_03: So if two people are on one side, two people need to be on the other side to keep it afloat, and that's how it's gonna have to go.
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SPEAKER_03: So are you going down at the I'm down, I'm down in the bow.
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unknown: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: What's down there?
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SPEAKER_03: The armory, I'm guessing.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: So see now you're on the deck of the ship and you rolled inside, you see a coin that is uh on the deck of the ship as you're about to go down.
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SPEAKER_00: Please and thank you.
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SPEAKER_00: Takes coin, pockets coin.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to tell you what it is, you'll need to figure out a way to work out what this is.
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SPEAKER_00: Put it in the inventory.
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SPEAKER_00: Not a coin.
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SPEAKER_03: Make that bigger, please.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh and then you go down.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh so now on the second bit of the side.
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SPEAKER_00: Am I okay just to sorry to interrupt?
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SPEAKER_00: Am I okay just to put in mysterious coin brackets, figure out what it is later?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you can do that.
8:58
SPEAKER_03: So now it's up to you.
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SPEAKER_03: So Don's gone down.
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SPEAKER_03: It's now between the three of you to decide who's gonna move down to the second bit of the ship to keep it afloat.
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SPEAKER_00: Um fat who's who would who's heavier?
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SPEAKER_00: Does it matter?
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SPEAKER_03: So Sean and Fanny are the two tallest, so you would assume oh no, actually, small people could be heavy as well.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh I'm not gonna make you roll for.
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SPEAKER_05: You're gonna give all of his body dysmorphia.
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SPEAKER_00: You're cancelled, Farrelly.
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SPEAKER_00: Fat Jake.
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SPEAKER_00: I am gonna write to my people and we are gonna get you cancelled.
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SPEAKER_03: So we'll say everybody's pretty much on a same similar kind of band bus.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll go to the second.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
9:39
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'll go to the second.
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SPEAKER_00: Does that sound what's in the second?
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SPEAKER_05: Look, I feel like someone's gonna go down on the ship, so if you want to go on it, go on.
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SPEAKER_00: I've got an immovable rod, so I'm not going anywhere.
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SPEAKER_05: Honestly, that is true.
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SPEAKER_05: If the s if the ship sinks, you just hold on to your rod and hang in midair.
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SPEAKER_00: That's all I'm gonna do.
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SPEAKER_03: Now it's on and Bill on the second floor, Sean and Fanny up on the deck.
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SPEAKER_05: Oh, wait, I did get on the boat?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you used to Sean and Fanny are on the deck or the ship.
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SPEAKER_03: By either end.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: It's the stuff at the bottom of the boat.
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: You and me are there.
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SPEAKER_03: You're the second.
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SPEAKER_03: There's a floor underneath that.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, right, okay, sorry.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_05: I'm t I'm uh trying to make eye contact with Sean.
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SPEAKER_05: He's turned around.
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SPEAKER_05: Sean.
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SPEAKER_05: Sean.
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SPEAKER_05: Sean.
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SPEAKER_05: He's pretending not to hear me.
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SPEAKER_03: You and Bill are on the second deck of the ship.
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SPEAKER_03: What you can see is in the kind of back corner on top of where Sean is standing, there is water.
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SPEAKER_03: You can see water coming up through that bit, so that's where the hole is below it.
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SPEAKER_03: Do you want to try and fix that?
10:43
SPEAKER_00: Can can we fix the hole?
10:44
SPEAKER_03: Well, have you got any spells or anything like that?
10:46
SPEAKER_00: You can get rid of water.
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SPEAKER_05: Dancing life.
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SPEAKER_00: What about why don't we go down?
10:50
SPEAKER_05: No, but the water's away.
10:52
SPEAKER_05: The water's coming in again.
10:54
SPEAKER_05: Smoke animal.
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SPEAKER_05: This water make disappear is not gonna be useful.
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SPEAKER_00: I could blow a very big dragon and we could all run away.
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SPEAKER_00: Um what no?
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SPEAKER_00: I can disperse water for sure.
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SPEAKER_00: Create or destroy water.
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SPEAKER_00: That's easy.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, you did not?
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SPEAKER_00: Uh, wait, it's only 10 gallons.
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SPEAKER_00: We don't need that's short.
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SPEAKER_05: Right, I know constantly coming in.
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SPEAKER_00: In episode uh earlier one.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: In episode one or two, I thought the ocean might have been gallons.
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SPEAKER_00: I now realize how stupid that was.
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SPEAKER_03: But surely there's not ten gallons of water.
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SPEAKER_03: That's the maximum amount of water you can destroy.
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SPEAKER_03: You can destroy less than 10 gallons if you see.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but there's yeah, exactly.
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SPEAKER_00: There's not 10 gallons in the boat, is there?
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SPEAKER_00: 100%.
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SPEAKER_05: Remember what we said is a gallon is this.
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SPEAKER_00: That's not a gallon.
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SPEAKER_05: Yes.
11:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh, for all those listening, what Fanny did was put her hands about 10 inches above.
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SPEAKER_00: More than 10 inches to the bottom.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's like 20 inches.
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SPEAKER_00: 20 inches.
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SPEAKER_05: Are we gonna talk about size right now?
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SPEAKER_00: I did.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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SPEAKER_00: I've been lied to my own.
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SPEAKER_00: Women will have me believe that's six inches.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm gonna create uh no, I'm gonna destroy the water.
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SPEAKER_00: You're not it doesn't matter yet, right?
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SPEAKER_03: Well, on the second floor, there probably there might be stuff you can get.
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SPEAKER_03: So you're more trying to investigate the second floor.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's let's look around.
12:20
SPEAKER_00: What's in the second floor?
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SPEAKER_00: What do we got?
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SPEAKER_00: Well, there's a whole shit ton of fucking water coming in.
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SPEAKER_03: On the second floor, there's not loads.
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SPEAKER_03: You can see where the water is coming in, there's water there.
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SPEAKER_03: Right loads of it.
12:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh would you describe that as a boat wound?
12:37
SPEAKER_03: A boat wound?
12:38
SPEAKER_00: Because I can cure wounds.
12:40
SPEAKER_00: No, I put a stupid question.
12:43
SPEAKER_00: Don't regret asking it.
12:45
SPEAKER_00: Uh thunder wave.
12:47
SPEAKER_00: Um speak with animals, that's irrelevant.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, I can do fuck all.
12:51
SPEAKER_00: If I'm not destroying water, I can do fuck all.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm looking around to see what it's doing.
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SPEAKER_00: Don't you raise your fucking voice to me.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm looking around! There's a foreign language exactly.
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SPEAKER_00: I am trying to help the team.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to help the team by dispersing this water to make it easier to look.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but the water is just on the floor.
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SPEAKER_05: The water's gonna come back immediately.
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SPEAKER_03: Right, so you roll investigation.
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SPEAKER_00: Investigating.
13:19
SPEAKER_00: 19.
13:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you find uh the Marinal's armor.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh how do you spell that?
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SPEAKER_01: Mariners.
13:31
SPEAKER_00: M-A-R-I-N-E-R-S.
13:36
SPEAKER_00: Mariners.
13:39
SPEAKER_00: Come on, now.
13:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: That was enough.
13:41
SPEAKER_00: That was enough to know.
13:43
SPEAKER_03: You can put it on.
13:44
SPEAKER_03: Uh and I'm not going to tell you what it does, but you could you could put it on if you wanted to.
13:48
SPEAKER_03: I'm putting it on.
13:49
SPEAKER_05: Will it fit him?
13:50
SPEAKER_03: Uh it's not a great fit, but it it it's staying on.
13:53
SPEAKER_03: It's not gonna fall out.
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SPEAKER_03: Tiny, ugly bastard.
13:56
SPEAKER_05: Aaron Ros, is it made out of metal?
13:58
SPEAKER_03: Uh it's made out of kind of leather and there's a bit of kind of chain mail kind of stuff.
14:02
SPEAKER_03: It's rubbish, rubbish.
14:03
SPEAKER_00: Hey, it looks good on me.
14:05
SPEAKER_00: You're doing it for fashion.
14:07
SPEAKER_00: Goes with my bracelet.
14:09
SPEAKER_05: Uh yeah, Bill does a spin and goes, does this make me look cunt?
14:15
SPEAKER_03: Now he's all like right, there's nothing else up there on that deck.
14:19
SPEAKER_03: You can go down or you can go back up.
14:21
SPEAKER_03: It's up to you.
14:22
SPEAKER_00: Let's go back down.
14:22
SPEAKER_00: There's probably more armor down now.
14:24
SPEAKER_03: You one of us needs to stay here.
14:26
SPEAKER_03: Do we?
14:27
SPEAKER_03: For balance.
14:27
SPEAKER_03: Or you could ask them to come down and you could go down further.
14:32
SPEAKER_00: Sean Michael.
14:33
SPEAKER_00: Sean and Fanny.
14:34
SPEAKER_00: Sean Heartbreak Kid and the woman.
14:37
SPEAKER_05: Sean finally turns around.
14:39
SPEAKER_00: Two tits.
14:39
SPEAKER_00: Hey, two tits, an ugly bastard.
14:41
SPEAKER_00: Good day.
14:42
SPEAKER_05: Which one is that?
14:44
SPEAKER_05: Which one?
14:46
SPEAKER_00: Is that two tits talking?
14:49
SPEAKER_05: We both agree we're gonna come.
14:51
SPEAKER_05: I come down a level.
14:53
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so now you're on the second level, and Dawn and Bow's shim and you're going down as well.
14:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh, do you want to go to the third level?
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SPEAKER_00: I've already got some armor.
15:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go actually down to the I'll stay up with Sean while those are.
15:05
SPEAKER_00: What a beautiful fucking again.
15:07
SPEAKER_00: I just want to say that's beautiful.
15:08
SPEAKER_00: He's got his new armor thing.
15:09
SPEAKER_00: He's letting Fanny go down and find his undernet.
15:12
SPEAKER_00: That's nice.
15:12
SPEAKER_00: That's just nice.
15:13
SPEAKER_00: We're starting to be at I'm gonna show Sean my rod.
15:17
SPEAKER_05: You know what that is?
15:18
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
15:18
SPEAKER_05: Um Okay, yeah, let's go his past.
15:20
SPEAKER_05: I regret, I regret, I regret congratulating.
15:23
SPEAKER_05: That's short king behavior, you know?
15:26
SPEAKER_05: He's too busy with his rod.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: He fucking You can't use the word rod without always laughing every time you say it.
15:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so uh now you're down on the third level.
15:39
SPEAKER_03: The back at so the back of the boat where the water was coming in, you can see that that's like up to the ceiling.
15:45
SPEAKER_03: So you could try and go in there and investigate, but you're gonna have to hold your breath and swim and stuff.
15:50
SPEAKER_03: Uh this is where I should destroy some fucking water, I think.
15:53
SPEAKER_05: I think I should also detect magic.
15:56
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
15:57
SPEAKER_03: Roll that.
15:57
SPEAKER_00: Now can I roll destroy water?
16:01
SPEAKER_03: Uh well okay.
16:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, do you want to wait and see if that's I don't.
16:05
SPEAKER_05: I think you gotta let me get ahead of a goddamn turn.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't wanna.
16:09
SPEAKER_00: I'm rolling.
16:10
SPEAKER_05: No!
16:11
SPEAKER_00: Oops.
16:12
SPEAKER_04: Fuck me.
16:14
SPEAKER_04: Damn the hole.
16:15
SPEAKER_00: It wouldn't happen if you just let me roll.
16:17
SPEAKER_00: There wouldn't be none of these.
16:18
SPEAKER_00: You're all good.
16:19
SPEAKER_00: There you go.
16:21
SPEAKER_04: A twenty!
16:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm pet up, so just re-roll it again.
16:25
SPEAKER_00: Please notice that I'm not retouching my dice.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: I can't believe we have to close it.
16:29
SPEAKER_05: I've got a 10.
16:31
SPEAKER_03: And um What is the thing for that actually?
16:34
SPEAKER_03: So that what does it say?
16:35
SPEAKER_03: What does detect magic say?
16:38
SPEAKER_05: Detect magic.
16:39
SPEAKER_05: For the duration, you sense the presence of magical effects within 30 feet of yourself.
16:43
SPEAKER_05: If you sense such effects, you can take the magic action to see a faint aura around any visible creature or object in the area that bears the magic.
16:50
SPEAKER_05: And if an effect was created by a spell, you learn the spell's school of magic.
16:55
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you you don't even need to roll for that, so Oh well.
17:00
SPEAKER_03: There you go, we've learned something, but uh you see uh tankard uh that starts to glow.
17:07
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
17:08
SPEAKER_03: A tankered like a glass floating in the water.
17:11
SPEAKER_03: Showdon that.
17:12
SPEAKER_05: It's on level two.
17:13
SPEAKER_03: It's on it's not it's in the bat that's not in the water in the bottom of the ship.
17:17
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
17:18
SPEAKER_00: Dare show dawn that it'll be ripped this whole fucking tinkered is just a thing to drink out of, right?
17:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but it could be like it could be like the one in in uh the Doctor Strange.
17:28
SPEAKER_00: No, Ragnarok, where he goes, hey, you want a beer, and then it flows up with a beer.
17:34
SPEAKER_05: Fanny doesn't tell anyone that she sees the magic tinkered.
17:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because she's worried about Don.
17:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
17:41
SPEAKER_03: Can you roll me a slate of hand?
17:42
SPEAKER_03: If you're really worried about Don, you'd let him have a sip out of your tankard.
17:45
SPEAKER_05: 14.
17:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, oh so this is deception.
17:48
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, sleight of hand does it, sleight of hand.
17:50
SPEAKER_05: Plus four, so eighteen.
17:51
SPEAKER_03: Ooh, that's a dirty.
17:53
SPEAKER_03: So you don't know that she's hidden the tank a little bit.
17:55
SPEAKER_05: I've gotten the tank.
17:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you've got it and you've had enough.
17:58
SPEAKER_03: And then you wanted to try to destroy water.
17:59
SPEAKER_03: Destroy water.
18:00
SPEAKER_03: Can you eat me in the spell?
18:01
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's uh yes.
18:04
SPEAKER_00: Uh destroy water.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: You destroy up to ten gallons of water in an open container within range.
18:09
SPEAKER_00: Alternatively, you can destroy fog in 30 foot cube within range, but who gives about the fog, eh?
18:14
SPEAKER_00: Let's just kill this water.
18:15
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
18:16
SPEAKER_03: So you roll it and you destroy that bit of water and you see the materials you need to get.
18:21
SPEAKER_00: Do I get a plus to this or is it just what I roll?
18:24
SPEAKER_03: No, you don't need to roll for that.
18:25
SPEAKER_03: You just you can just save that.
18:26
SPEAKER_03: I just do that?
18:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
18:28
SPEAKER_03: Holy shit, then this 18 was for nothing.
18:31
SPEAKER_00: Well, save it for something else.
18:33
SPEAKER_03: So you see, now you've destroyed the water, the ship has started to sink, but you see the materials you need to get.
18:39
SPEAKER_03: Why is the ship started to sink?
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Ship sinking.
18:43
SPEAKER_00: Could I not?
18:45
SPEAKER_04: It's already done.
18:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
18:47
SPEAKER_04: You see the materials.
18:48
SPEAKER_03: You see the thing you're there to get.
18:50
SPEAKER_00: Uh how heavy does it look?
18:52
SPEAKER_00: Uh and how much of it?
18:54
SPEAKER_03: It's like a big chest, so it'll take two people to carry.
18:56
SPEAKER_00: I slide uh the chest.
18:59
SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, I slide the chest in between me and Fanny, and I say, hoist on three.
19:05
SPEAKER_00: One three.
19:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, hoist on three.
19:10
SPEAKER_00: Three.
19:10
SPEAKER_04: Three.
19:11
SPEAKER_04: We hoist.
19:14
SPEAKER_03: And then you're taking it up to second level.
19:16
SPEAKER_00: All the fucking levels, yeah.
19:17
SPEAKER_00: Right up.
19:18
SPEAKER_00: We go off this boat.
19:19
SPEAKER_04: Bill and Sean, move up one.
19:21
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
19:22
SPEAKER_00: I press the button on my movable rod and go, that's how it works, Sean.
19:26
SPEAKER_00: Let's get out of here.
19:28
SPEAKER_03: So you're on the second level, and Bill and Sean are on the top level.
19:32
SPEAKER_03: And this is when you are surprised as they're called Shag Shag Jin.
19:39
SPEAKER_03: The DM's surprise.
19:40
SPEAKER_03: He can't even say it.
19:42
SPEAKER_05: Didn't you come up with the name of this?
19:43
SPEAKER_05: Shag Randers.
19:45
SPEAKER_03: It's an actual, I can show you.
19:46
SPEAKER_03: I can show you in the monster manual.
19:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, please.
19:49
SPEAKER_03: Go on then.
19:49
SPEAKER_00: Go on then, mate.
19:50
SPEAKER_00: Get your monster manual out, mate.
19:54
SPEAKER_03: So Shaggy.
19:56
SPEAKER_00: I like how he said that's also coy.
19:57
SPEAKER_00: I could show you Monster Manual.
20:01
SPEAKER_00: So proud of his monster manual.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: He wanted it.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: That monster manual is way better.
20:05
SPEAKER_00: The original monster manual.
20:08
SPEAKER_00: Are you feeling a bit insecure about the size of his monster manual?
20:11
SPEAKER_00: I am.
20:12
SPEAKER_00: He's just fucking dropped his monster manual on the table.
20:17
SPEAKER_03: That's I see it.
20:20
SPEAKER_03: It's this guy.
20:21
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, pass it around, pass it around.
20:25
SPEAKER_00: Says here how to kill him.
20:28
SPEAKER_00: It's one of those things.
20:29
SPEAKER_00: Is it one?
20:30
SPEAKER_03: One bust into the bat the Don and Fanny are in and to jump up on the deck where you're sauna.
20:39
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
20:40
SPEAKER_00: So two are where we are.
20:43
SPEAKER_03: One is where you are, and uh two is where you are, yeah.
20:46
SPEAKER_00: Well, me and Sean.
20:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, you can only talk to animals on the top.
20:50
SPEAKER_00: What do I I'm gonna assume they're not happy?
20:54
SPEAKER_03: Well, no, they're naturally aggressive.
20:56
SPEAKER_03: So that's kill.
20:57
SPEAKER_05: Oh my god, traits blood frenzy.
21:00
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
21:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
21:01
SPEAKER_00: I've I've known I've seen these.
21:03
SPEAKER_05: Shark telepathy?
21:04
SPEAKER_05: What the fuck?
21:05
SPEAKER_00: Telepussy.
21:06
SPEAKER_00: I shouldn't be sure.
21:07
SPEAKER_03: I shouldn't they actually be showing you that though?
21:09
SPEAKER_03: Can I just see the touch of that?
21:12
SPEAKER_03: Read quickly.
21:12
SPEAKER_03: Right.
21:13
SPEAKER_03: Let's read quickly.
21:15
SPEAKER_05: I really want to just I want to acknowledge telepussy because I really did like that.
21:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, telepussy.
21:21
SPEAKER_00: Wait, did you say teleput?
21:24
SPEAKER_00: No, you said telepussy.
21:25
SPEAKER_00: Telepussy.
21:26
SPEAKER_05: I don't think that counts as a.
21:28
SPEAKER_00: No, that's not a pun.
21:30
SPEAKER_00: It's so not a pun.
21:31
SPEAKER_03: DM is your call, but I'm gonna say it's not not a pun.
21:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna say that's a D8.
21:36
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna need a D a pun down.
21:38
SPEAKER_03: It's not not a pun.
21:40
SPEAKER_03: Who said it?
21:41
SPEAKER_00: But it wasn't no, it was birthed.
21:43
SPEAKER_00: It was birth, it was birthed out of a mispronunciation.
21:45
SPEAKER_00: She said telepathy, and then Tom thought Kate said telepath.
21:50
SPEAKER_03: Do you know what?
21:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna let that slide then as a mistake.
21:53
SPEAKER_03: And now it's teamwork.
21:55
SPEAKER_05: It kind of seems like I tried to call you out, but I was genuinely like, are we?
22:00
SPEAKER_05: Really like the term telepathy.
22:01
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:02
SPEAKER_00: That's a phone I'd like to get a call on.
22:04
SPEAKER_04: Okay, so can that attack.
22:10
SPEAKER_04: And I'm about to have to attack again.
22:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going to say, okay, I'll like you away with that one.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: Best phone ever, am I right?
22:16
SPEAKER_03: So everybody roll initiative.
22:20
SPEAKER_00: I could watch that thing all day long.
22:22
SPEAKER_05: What noise does it?
22:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I am rolling so fucking good today.
22:28
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:29
SPEAKER_04: Oh, do I roll too?
22:30
SPEAKER_00: 17 is what I got, Mr.
22:32
SPEAKER_00: DM.
22:33
SPEAKER_04: 10.
22:34
SPEAKER_04: What?
22:35
SPEAKER_04: What are we What are we rolling?
22:38
SPEAKER_00: Initiative, I think?
22:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, initiative.
22:41
SPEAKER_00: I got a 17, Mr.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: DM, Mr.
22:43
SPEAKER_00: Farrell.
22:44
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
22:45
SPEAKER_03: Farrelly, I got a 17.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: So initiative you don't get pluses for, you just roll it.
22:49
SPEAKER_03: And that decides where you go in the ticket.
22:51
SPEAKER_03: Mr.
22:51
SPEAKER_00: DM, I got a 17.
22:53
SPEAKER_00: What did you get, Tom?
22:54
SPEAKER_00: Oh, my I'm on a different battle.
22:57
SPEAKER_03: No, it's still gonna work the same.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: God damn it.
23:01
SPEAKER_00: The fuck you.
23:02
SPEAKER_00: What did you get?
23:04
SPEAKER_00: Seven.
23:05
SPEAKER_05: I got a ten when I rolled it.
23:06
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know what that means, but I'm feeling I'm gonna get hit four.
23:09
SPEAKER_00: Well, whatever's about to happen, I'm gonna be really initiative-y on.
23:13
SPEAKER_00: Because I got a six sided.
23:14
SPEAKER_00: So I thought initiative was a six-sider.
23:17
SPEAKER_03: No, it can be, but it's changed since.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh wow, look at you knowing what dice is walk.
23:22
SPEAKER_00: There's a lot that's changed in Dungeons and Dragons.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: For my older fans that are listening right now, I'm playing with the younger version of it.
23:30
SPEAKER_00: But we all We love our boomer audience.
23:33
SPEAKER_00: We love our boomer.
23:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm not talking to you, Dad.
23:40
SPEAKER_00: Because you're dead.
23:44
SPEAKER_05: We give our boomer audience a boom.
23:47
SPEAKER_05: You guys watch the Costco guys?
23:48
unknown: Shut the fuck up.
23:50
SPEAKER_06: Shut the fuck up.
23:52
unknown: Shut your fucking dad.
23:53
SPEAKER_03: I know you have done something about it.
23:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we just rolled and told you our score.
23:58
SPEAKER_04: I know what you did.
24:02
SPEAKER_04: What are you telepathic?
24:04
SPEAKER_04: Telepathic?
24:06
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm William, and just because I'm writing down doesn't mean I can't hear you.
24:09
SPEAKER_00: Fuck off.
24:11
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so the way this the tons are gonna go, it's gonna be a dawn first.
24:17
SPEAKER_03: Of course it is.
24:17
SPEAKER_03: What do you want to do?
24:18
SPEAKER_03: Handsome first.
24:23
SPEAKER_00: Uh right.
24:24
SPEAKER_00: The rat.
24:26
SPEAKER_00: He is gonna be so I'm I'm gonna also get a magic marker and write on his face.
24:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh magic marker.
24:34
SPEAKER_00: Magic marker, I'm just saying.
24:35
SPEAKER_00: Magic.
24:36
SPEAKER_00: It's real.
24:38
SPEAKER_00: No pun intended there.
24:40
SPEAKER_00: It's got double meaning, though.
24:42
SPEAKER_04: Like no pun intended?
24:44
SPEAKER_04: It's got a double meaning.
24:46
SPEAKER_04: It defines what pun is.
24:48
SPEAKER_00: But it's not pun.
24:49
SPEAKER_00: If you say something and follow it up with no pun intended, that means you've just done a pun.
24:55
SPEAKER_00: What's magic?
24:56
SPEAKER_00: What's magic and can write, but isn't magic.
25:00
SPEAKER_00: We're doing riddles again?
25:01
SPEAKER_00: What?
25:02
SPEAKER_00: I could have done that riddle.
25:04
SPEAKER_00: What what's magic and writes, but isn't magic?
25:07
SPEAKER_00: What happened to Bill in the two seconds I took to look at my book?
25:11
SPEAKER_00: He had his head talking about it.
25:12
SPEAKER_05: The rat ate his brain more.
25:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the rat's got to his brain.
25:16
SPEAKER_00: What's magic, but also not magic.
25:18
SPEAKER_03: No pun intended.
25:19
SPEAKER_03: Not a pun.
25:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna I've got a we thing to tell you as well.
25:23
SPEAKER_03: Uh, because the sh the ship is sinking, then there's a timer on the ship sinking.
25:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, well, for the love of it.
25:28
SPEAKER_00: For the love of God, not about to say, so I'm telling you now.
25:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh well, I'm ready.
25:34
SPEAKER_03: I can't do it because it'll affect how you Right.
25:36
SPEAKER_00: This is not this one actually isn't a joke.
25:39
SPEAKER_00: Uh Dawn is gonna use Thunderwave.
25:42
SPEAKER_03: Do you remember that affects people around you?
25:45
SPEAKER_05: Don?
25:46
SPEAKER_05: Think of us.
25:46
SPEAKER_05: I'm on the top of the side.
25:47
SPEAKER_05: You need to be fighting the the soul.
25:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay, Dawn is gonna scratch that at a point, Sean.
25:54
SPEAKER_00: Sagin What is Sagin?
25:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh scratch that.
25:57
SPEAKER_00: Don is gonna throw his trident.
26:01
SPEAKER_05: Okay, and you got Dancing Light, poison spray.
26:04
SPEAKER_03: So what am I rolling you?
26:05
SPEAKER_03: You just roll, and then it will say you're plus for your trident.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: So your trident is plus two.
26:10
SPEAKER_03: Uh that'll be 15.
26:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay, and that's going to that hats, and then real damage as uh D8 plus two.
26:21
SPEAKER_03: No, a D.
26:22
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, D eight plus two.
26:23
SPEAKER_05: Oh, just to be clear, these guys are like gonna kill us.
26:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:26
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
26:26
SPEAKER_03: They look very angry.
26:27
SPEAKER_03: What the fuck is a D eight?
26:29
SPEAKER_03: Oh, this one's a nine.
26:32
SPEAKER_03: Plus two.
26:33
SPEAKER_03: Ten.
26:34
SPEAKER_03: That's a plus.
26:35
SPEAKER_03: What?
26:36
SPEAKER_03: A D eight?
26:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:36
SPEAKER_00: Well D's.
26:40
SPEAKER_00: This one.
26:42
SPEAKER_00: But it has a nine on it.
26:43
SPEAKER_00: That's a six.
26:45
SPEAKER_00: You can do it.
26:46
SPEAKER_04: Ten.
26:47
SPEAKER_00: Ten.
26:48
SPEAKER_00: Plus two, twelve.
26:50
SPEAKER_00: What does it say?
26:51
SPEAKER_00: Well this number.
26:53
SPEAKER_00: What's it say?
26:54
SPEAKER_00: You're not seems to four.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: Four.
26:57
SPEAKER_00: Plus two, six.
26:58
SPEAKER_05: Out of six, that's pretty good.
26:59
SPEAKER_00: You're not allowed to pick up the dice because you could be cheating after that.
27:02
SPEAKER_00: It's got to stay on the board.
27:04
SPEAKER_00: 1980s rules have to stay on the board.
27:07
SPEAKER_00: You can't pick it up because it might look like you're cheating.
27:11
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
27:11
SPEAKER_03: Right.
27:12
SPEAKER_03: And that's either your turn.
27:13
SPEAKER_03: Do you want to do anything you maybe want to run?
27:15
SPEAKER_00: The only other thing I would like to do is uh remember the timer.
27:21
SPEAKER_00: Drop chest, hide behind chest.
27:24
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
27:25
SPEAKER_03: And then as Sean's turn, Sean is just going to start whacking this guy.
27:31
SPEAKER_00: That's us on the front deck.
27:33
SPEAKER_00: Head down and up was great.
27:35
SPEAKER_00: So that'll be Sean.
27:38
SPEAKER_04: That'll be my boyfriend.
27:41
SPEAKER_04: That'll be little old my boyfriend.
27:44
SPEAKER_04: What's he doing?
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Sean hits, and then he's gonna do his damage.
27:49
SPEAKER_03: Six kit.
27:51
SPEAKER_03: And then uh uh So he hit one of them.
27:53
SPEAKER_03: Yep, and then it's the Shunjum model that's down with yours, so he's gonna go for yours.
27:58
SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
27:58
SPEAKER_03: He's gonna go.
27:59
SPEAKER_05: I have a really good spell to use.
28:01
SPEAKER_03: Well uh so he he can do multi-attacks.
28:06
SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
28:06
SPEAKER_03: So he's got claws, so he's gonna go and try and claw Don because he has You hid behind the chest and he still comes back.
28:16
SPEAKER_03: So I've got really bad news.
28:17
SPEAKER_03: He just got a 20.
28:19
SPEAKER_05: In the face!
28:20
SPEAKER_03: Don't listen to the audience.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: Don't listen to the audience.
28:23
SPEAKER_01: Don't be easy.
28:24
SPEAKER_05: Your face has just been shredded.
28:27
SPEAKER_01: Get the legs.
28:29
SPEAKER_04: Take my ugly legs.
28:30
SPEAKER_03: So he's just done six damage.
28:33
SPEAKER_03: So he's clawed you.
28:34
SPEAKER_03: Ah right.
28:35
SPEAKER_03: In the last game, I was minus six health.
28:37
SPEAKER_03: So does that mean I have to take a few?
28:38
SPEAKER_03: No, because it reset when you leveled up.
28:40
SPEAKER_03: So you now have uh you know full health?
28:43
SPEAKER_03: Your full health is fifteen, so you've got nine.
28:48
SPEAKER_03: He's gonna go and try and claw Fanny as well.
28:52
SPEAKER_05: What the heck?
28:52
SPEAKER_05: Doesn't matter what happened.
28:53
SPEAKER_03: It misses though.
28:54
SPEAKER_03: He misses, and now it's Fanny's turn.
28:57
SPEAKER_05: I'm going to cast Ice Knife.
28:59
SPEAKER_05: And it's a level one spell, so do I even need to roll?
29:02
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah, you'll need to roll because it's an attack button, I'm sure.
29:04
SPEAKER_04: Ice knife.
29:06
SPEAKER_05: Nine plus am I adding anything?
29:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: Uh I can tell you right now it's not gonna happen.
29:13
SPEAKER_03: You've got another, you can maybe do something else.
29:15
SPEAKER_03: You can maybe use one of your bonus actions or something like that.
29:18
SPEAKER_05: My bonus actions would be my cantrips.
29:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we'll use some of them will be uh you can use some.
29:24
SPEAKER_03: I'll say you can use this as a bonus action.
29:26
SPEAKER_03: On the clock.
29:27
SPEAKER_04: Can you pause that time?
29:29
SPEAKER_04: Can you pause?
29:31
SPEAKER_03: If only we could.
29:33
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna quickly pause it because I'm happy.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: If I could pause.
29:36
SPEAKER_03: What the fuck?
29:37
SPEAKER_00: If you can't pause time.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: Can't pause it.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: I think it's a lot of people.
29:41
SPEAKER_01: Why are you complaining about this?
29:42
SPEAKER_01: You can use dancing light.
29:45
SPEAKER_01: Why are you complaining about this?
29:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, you look at the comment to me on the day my daughter's living.
29:49
SPEAKER_00: And you complain about the timer.
29:52
SPEAKER_00: I cannot allow this.
29:54
SPEAKER_05: Dancing light.
29:55
SPEAKER_05: I create four torch sizes.
29:56
SPEAKER_05: Jesus Christ.
29:57
SPEAKER_03: You use dancing fucking light one more time.
29:59
SPEAKER_03: It could be a distraction.
30:01
SPEAKER_03: I've got a smoke smoke dragon first.
30:04
SPEAKER_03: It could be a distraction.
30:04
SPEAKER_03: It might work.
30:05
SPEAKER_03: He's not that intelligent.
30:06
SPEAKER_05: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
30:07
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna fucking dancing light!
30:11
SPEAKER_03: 15.
30:12
SPEAKER_03: 15, he's gonna roll against that, and I'll tell you.
30:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so he's distracted by that.
30:16
SPEAKER_03: So Yuzo can get an advantage too much.
30:18
SPEAKER_03: It's definitely not my turn.
30:20
SPEAKER_03: No.
30:21
SPEAKER_03: So I'll show uh.
30:25
SPEAKER_03: What did Sean do?
30:25
SPEAKER_00: Did Sean do that?
30:27
SPEAKER_03: Sean attacked one of them.
30:28
SPEAKER_03: There's still another one that Sean's not dealt with.
30:30
SPEAKER_00: But but is the one way for the thing?
30:32
SPEAKER_00: Is the one are they just one of them?
30:36
SPEAKER_03: No, because that's down the stairs.
30:37
SPEAKER_00: That's downstairs.
30:38
SPEAKER_00: So for us, I'm gonna first of all how many turns do I get here now?
30:44
SPEAKER_03: One.
30:44
SPEAKER_03: You can use your bag of tricks as a bonus action.
30:47
SPEAKER_03: You could throw out something that could help you.
30:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna throw out something, then I'm gonna take my spear.
30:51
SPEAKER_03: Roll me a D6 and I'll tell you what comes out of the bag.
30:54
SPEAKER_00: Alright, I'll t I got a five.
30:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm just gonna pause just to quickly do the Oh yeah, pause everyone else's fucking time.
31:02
SPEAKER_03: Much easy.
31:05
SPEAKER_03: A raven.
31:06
SPEAKER_03: A raven.
31:08
SPEAKER_03: A raven pops out.
31:09
SPEAKER_03: Nice.
31:10
SPEAKER_03: So you've got a raven.
31:11
SPEAKER_03: What do you want the raven to do?
31:12
SPEAKER_00: I want the raven to obviously poke its eyes out.
31:15
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
31:16
SPEAKER_00: Attack it with its raven claws.
31:18
SPEAKER_00: It's a raven beak and it's raven eyes.
31:21
SPEAKER_00: Say more stuff with raven before.
31:24
SPEAKER_00: I will.
31:24
SPEAKER_00: Say more, King.
31:26
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
31:26
SPEAKER_00: You know what isn't hard to throw?
31:28
SPEAKER_00: A woman.
31:29
SPEAKER_00: A raven feather.
31:31
SPEAKER_00: Very easy to throw.
31:33
SPEAKER_05: Yes, Liam.
31:34
SPEAKER_00: He got a one feather.
31:35
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it yes, he yeah.
31:36
SPEAKER_00: And I think he would have fucking led by it if I hadn't.
31:38
SPEAKER_03: Uh-oh.
31:39
SPEAKER_03: No, there's so the raven.
31:40
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's the raven that's done this.
31:42
SPEAKER_03: So the raven got a one.
31:45
SPEAKER_03: No, I thought it was actually a raven crashes and he tries to go and peck the guy, he misses, he crashes into the boat.
31:52
SPEAKER_00: I got dumb ravens in this bag.
31:55
SPEAKER_00: Magraven.
31:56
SPEAKER_00: What's a great sentence?
31:57
SPEAKER_03: I got dumbass fucking ravens.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: The raven can do.
32:00
SPEAKER_05: Look at the dumb ravens in the I can't believe you would show up.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: So the raven can do a thing called mimicry, so it could mimic the cry of But it didn't do it.
32:11
SPEAKER_03: It could if you tell it to.
32:13
SPEAKER_00: Would that be my turn?
32:14
SPEAKER_03: So you control the it's pause while I tell them this, it's fine, right?
32:18
SPEAKER_03: Guys.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: So it control you could tell it to do that and maybe tell it to be like tell them to go away.
32:24
SPEAKER_00: Well, obviously I'm gonna do that.
32:26
SPEAKER_00: That was my initial thought.
32:28
SPEAKER_00: Here's here's what Tom's doing stuff for the old fucks that are listening.
32:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm doing ones for the youth.
32:32
SPEAKER_00: Can I see the raven hit the thing just terribly?
32:38
SPEAKER_00: Can Don just go, That's so raven?
32:43
SPEAKER_03: You'll get a plus one at your next attack.
32:45
SPEAKER_00: For the youth.
32:48
SPEAKER_00: Is that a youth deck?
32:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
32:49
SPEAKER_04: I didn't even then it's been cancelled for a year.
32:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there was a raven me.
32:54
SPEAKER_00: It was like an old TV show called That's So Raven.
32:56
SPEAKER_05: Wasn't she like magic or something?
32:58
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she can't.
32:59
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know that TV show.
33:00
SPEAKER_00: She had premonitions and stuff.
33:02
SPEAKER_00: Do you?
33:02
SPEAKER_00: I think it was an African American girl.
33:06
SPEAKER_00: Correct.
33:06
SPEAKER_00: Correct.
33:07
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh Raven.
33:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she would have, yeah, for sure.
33:12
SPEAKER_00: That's so raven.
33:13
SPEAKER_03: I've got some really good news.
33:15
SPEAKER_00: He was me.
33:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, like Gareth finished.
33:18
SPEAKER_00: Wait, Gareth, my Raven is talking to these weirdos.
33:22
SPEAKER_03: That's so raven.
33:23
SPEAKER_03: The timer's back on.
33:24
SPEAKER_03: Okay, what did they say?
33:26
SPEAKER_03: The good news is the Raven managed to use its mimicry and convinced the other two that another Shogun Warrior was shouting on them in the water, so they've jumped away.
33:35
SPEAKER_03: So now the top deck is clear, it's just your guy in the bottom.
33:38
SPEAKER_03: He didn't fall for it.
33:39
SPEAKER_03: And he's distracted.
33:39
SPEAKER_05: No, that was fine.
33:40
SPEAKER_05: He's distracted by the lights.
33:41
SPEAKER_05: My raven.
33:42
SPEAKER_05: You called him dumb a second ago.
33:45
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but that's I didn't know him back then.
33:47
SPEAKER_00: We've only known it.
33:48
SPEAKER_00: He just came out of my bag.
33:49
SPEAKER_03: Right.
33:50
SPEAKER_03: Timer's still on.
33:51
SPEAKER_03: Uh so is it back to me?
33:52
SPEAKER_03: No, that was his bonus action.
33:54
SPEAKER_03: Oh, for the love of it.
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Can I see?
33:56
SPEAKER_00: Can I see anything going on down on the boat?
33:59
SPEAKER_03: You can hear a commotion down there, so you know something's happening.
34:01
SPEAKER_03: So you could run down and help, or you could just jump off the boat and back on the shore.
34:05
SPEAKER_00: I'm jumping off the boat and back on the shore.
34:07
SPEAKER_04: What the fuck?
34:08
SPEAKER_00: That's a good golf.
34:09
SPEAKER_00: That was the end of turn.
34:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, true.
34:11
SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay.
34:12
SPEAKER_03: Good call.
34:13
SPEAKER_05: Now Dawn.
34:14
SPEAKER_00: What's Sean Michaels doing before we go?
34:17
SPEAKER_03: Sean, it goes back to Dawn's turn now because I'll turn up now.
34:20
SPEAKER_03: So it's Dawn's turn now.
34:21
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm gonna go down and help.
34:22
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna I'm gonna go down and help.
34:25
SPEAKER_00: I'll just eat it.
34:28
SPEAKER_00: What do you want to do now?
34:29
SPEAKER_00: You're down there.
34:29
SPEAKER_00: Um I'm gonna throw my spear at him.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay, go for it.
34:33
SPEAKER_00: I heard the words.
34:34
SPEAKER_00: It's Dawn's five.
34:35
SPEAKER_00: Five.
34:36
SPEAKER_00: What is the this is the mo I want a different dice.
34:39
SPEAKER_00: Right.
34:39
SPEAKER_00: I didn't stab myself.
34:40
SPEAKER_00: You'd have to get one.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: Right.
34:42
SPEAKER_03: You mass, you throw the spear, it lands in the ship, creating another hole, which is gonna take a minute off the timer.
34:48
SPEAKER_00: You fucking idiot.
34:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, keep doing your fucking ravens and terrible ideas.
34:55
SPEAKER_03: Even though the spear was caught in the side of the boat, it's using the ring, it's transported it straight back in your hand.
35:01
SPEAKER_03: And now it is Don's turn.
35:03
SPEAKER_00: Drown these swimmers.
35:05
SPEAKER_00: Uh Don's gonna shout, we need to get out of here.
35:08
SPEAKER_00: And then he's gonna take out his smoke dragon pipe.
35:12
SPEAKER_00: Remember the things already distracted?
35:13
SPEAKER_00: We could double distract.
35:15
SPEAKER_04: I think that won't make it.
35:16
SPEAKER_00: Oh, it was distract thunder wave.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course.
35:22
SPEAKER_01: Fucking weapons.
35:25
SPEAKER_01: Sorry?
35:25
SPEAKER_00: It hits everybody that's it'll disperse everybody out of the trouble area.
35:31
SPEAKER_00: It'll kill us all.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: It won't kill you.
35:33
SPEAKER_00: Calm down.
35:34
SPEAKER_00: You've been hit by a thunder wave before.
35:36
SPEAKER_00: You'll be hit by a thunder wave again.
35:39
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: Not that much.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
35:41
SPEAKER_00: If you'll turn it.
35:42
SPEAKER_00: Don't do it.
35:43
SPEAKER_05: Don't.
35:44
SPEAKER_05: Don't do it.
35:45
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
35:45
SPEAKER_00: My teamer show me to not do it.
35:47
SPEAKER_00: I want to be a good part of the team.
35:48
SPEAKER_00: I won't do it.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: Instead, I will run.
35:52
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not a fucking pussy.
35:56
SPEAKER_00: Fury fire.
35:57
SPEAKER_00: That does nothing.
35:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna throw fuck you! And when you and you're stressing out when you're a timer?
36:06
SPEAKER_00: Trident again.
36:08
SPEAKER_03: So it's gonna undistract it though.
36:09
SPEAKER_03: So you pull the trident out of it, you get advantage on this, so roll me an attack.
36:13
SPEAKER_03: Where is the fucking the big one?
36:16
SPEAKER_03: Twenty.
36:17
SPEAKER_03: Alright, brilliant.
36:18
SPEAKER_03: Roll me a D6.
36:21
SPEAKER_03: Fucking come on, take it.
36:22
SPEAKER_03: He's gonna get a 10 on the D6.
36:24
SPEAKER_04: Don't even worry.
36:25
SPEAKER_03: That's a D eight.
36:26
SPEAKER_03: Two, and then you're plus.
36:28
SPEAKER_03: He said D eight.
36:29
SPEAKER_00: That was a D6.
36:30
SPEAKER_03: Plus two.
36:30
SPEAKER_03: That's four.
36:32
SPEAKER_03: Eight.
36:32
SPEAKER_03: So he's taking eight damage.
36:35
SPEAKER_03: That was a D6.
36:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh nice.
36:37
SPEAKER_03: Did you want if you No, that was a that was the right one.
36:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
36:42
SPEAKER_03: Taking damage.
36:43
SPEAKER_03: Okay, and then it's uh Sean's turn.
36:46
SPEAKER_03: Sean's gonna jump down and Sean's gonna hit him as well.
36:48
SPEAKER_03: So Sean's gonna attack.
36:50
SPEAKER_00: Man, what a good guy.
36:51
SPEAKER_00: I love Sean, man.
36:52
SPEAKER_00: Like seriously.
36:54
SPEAKER_00: Crawl out, man.
36:56
SPEAKER_00: Honestly.
36:57
SPEAKER_00: The amount you are into, Sean.
36:59
SPEAKER_00: But it's so toxic.
37:01
SPEAKER_05: It's toxic because you go, I control him, but he's also up his ass.
37:05
SPEAKER_00: And you think he's ugly.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: It's weird.
37:06
SPEAKER_00: It's such a big thing.
37:07
SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
37:08
SPEAKER_00: He's been my buddy since we met on a cruise ship.
37:11
SPEAKER_00: But you also said I control him.
37:13
SPEAKER_00: No, like like Tom controls.
37:17
SPEAKER_00: Listen, in this room, there is no Tom.
37:19
SPEAKER_03: There's only Bill.
37:20
SPEAKER_00: What did Sean get?
37:21
SPEAKER_03: Right.
37:21
SPEAKER_03: So Sean happened and the guy was really like pretty much close to death.
37:26
SPEAKER_03: So he decided to run because he realized he had no help coming.
37:29
SPEAKER_03: So he in the hole in the ship that was created by the spear, he jumped out and he swam away.
37:36
SPEAKER_03: The ship is now sinking.
37:38
SPEAKER_03: You've got ten seconds to work out how you're getting out of here if you want to get out of here.
37:43
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna blow a dragon.
37:45
SPEAKER_05: No, that won't help.
37:46
SPEAKER_05: We just gotta run.
37:48
SPEAKER_05: Run.
37:48
SPEAKER_05: We gotta run or swim.
37:51
SPEAKER_03: I'm run, run, run, run.
37:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm running with my little legs.
37:54
SPEAKER_03: I'm running.
37:54
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so everybody runs to top deck.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: But can we bring the stuff with us?
37:58
SPEAKER_03: So yeah, who's carrying it?
38:00
unknown: All three.
38:00
SPEAKER_03: Oh the chest, yeah.
38:02
SPEAKER_00: All three.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: Okay, that's good.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: Uh so everybody's all four.
38:06
SPEAKER_00: All four.
38:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so everybody roll me just dexterity.
38:09
SPEAKER_03: Uh if you decided two people were gonna do it, they were gonna get disadvantage.
38:13
SPEAKER_00: Thirteen.
38:14
SPEAKER_00: Seventeen.
38:15
SPEAKER_03: Thirteen.
38:16
SPEAKER_03: Two, so fifteen.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: Fifteen.
38:17
SPEAKER_03: Oh no, boss man plastics there.
38:19
SPEAKER_03: Ten.
38:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, okay.
38:21
SPEAKER_03: Right.
38:21
SPEAKER_03: So Sean is the only one.
38:23
SPEAKER_03: Sean falls.
38:24
SPEAKER_03: Everybody else is now on the top deck.
38:26
SPEAKER_03: Sean is on the control your man.
38:30
SPEAKER_03: I don't know the guy.
38:33
SPEAKER_03: It's fine though, because you are now on all on the top deck.
38:36
SPEAKER_03: You can see the rocks you could jump to.
38:38
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
38:39
SPEAKER_05: But Sean is on the second deck.
38:40
SPEAKER_03: Sean's in the second deck.
38:42
SPEAKER_03: Leave him.
38:42
SPEAKER_03: Good luck, Sean.
38:43
SPEAKER_05: Can you toss him?
38:44
SPEAKER_00: Sean will remember you well.
38:46
SPEAKER_05: Can you toss me a removable rod or something?
38:48
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's a great shout, Fanny.
38:51
SPEAKER_00: Up to you.
38:52
SPEAKER_00: Create a thing for him to grab onto.
38:54
SPEAKER_05: And then he won't sink with the ship.
38:56
SPEAKER_00: That's great thinking, Fanny.
38:58
SPEAKER_00: You guys go.
38:59
SPEAKER_00: I'll save Sean.
39:01
SPEAKER_00: No, what?
39:02
SPEAKER_00: No.
39:03
SPEAKER_00: If he's wanting to do that, it's an option.
39:05
SPEAKER_00: To be fair, I turn to Fanny and go, I mean, we could kill two birds.
39:08
SPEAKER_05: Can two of us, would we we can carry it off the ship?
39:11
SPEAKER_05: Alright, we do that.
39:12
SPEAKER_05: Fanny and Don.
39:14
SPEAKER_00: Both of them die.
39:15
SPEAKER_00: Do I feel that Sean's gonna make it out?
39:17
SPEAKER_01: I can't, you don't know.
39:19
SPEAKER_01: Stop making decisions and then remaking decisions.
39:22
SPEAKER_01: You said you're gonna go safe.
39:24
SPEAKER_00: At worst comes to worst, we got the rod.
39:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
39:27
SPEAKER_05: So Yeah, we got your removable man.
39:31
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Fanny and Don both roll me dexterity with disadvantage.
39:36
SPEAKER_03: What's with disadvantage mean?
39:38
SPEAKER_03: You roll twice and you give me the worst.
39:39
SPEAKER_05: I have sixteen.
39:40
SPEAKER_03: So you roll again.
39:42
SPEAKER_05: 14 plus two.
39:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so you roll again and you give me the worst.
39:45
SPEAKER_00: Well, fuck, four.
39:46
SPEAKER_00: So that's the one we're taking.
39:48
SPEAKER_00: Fourteen.
39:49
SPEAKER_00: And plus two, so sixteen.
39:52
SPEAKER_06: Pretty good.
39:54
SPEAKER_06: Seven.
39:55
SPEAKER_06: And what's up plus?
39:56
SPEAKER_03: Two, so nine.
39:57
SPEAKER_03: Seven.
39:57
SPEAKER_03: So you all fall on the deck and the chest doesn't get off, but you are slightly closer to the rocks now.
40:04
SPEAKER_03: Uh have we dropped the chest?
40:06
SPEAKER_03: You've dropped the chest, but you can pick it back up.
40:08
SPEAKER_03: Cool.
40:08
SPEAKER_03: You've got one more turn to try and do this.
40:10
SPEAKER_03: We'll be doing that, Fanny.
40:12
SPEAKER_03: It goes, right?
40:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay, Sean's gonna try and come up onto the top deck and get you.
40:15
SPEAKER_03: He slips and falls again.
40:17
SPEAKER_03: So he's still stuck in the street.
40:19
SPEAKER_00: You need to help Sean.
40:20
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so by that I mean we need to get rid of him.
40:26
SPEAKER_05: Help Sean by help us all.
40:29
SPEAKER_00: Let him go.
40:30
SPEAKER_00: Um save your buddy.
40:31
SPEAKER_00: So what am what am I looking at?
40:33
SPEAKER_00: What has just happened?
40:34
SPEAKER_00: So these two have slipped.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: He you slipped, you've not you went.
40:38
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna go help Sean.
40:40
SPEAKER_03: So you went to the stairs where the ship is to go down, and you've seen Sean about to climb the stairs and basically do a big banana slip aye and fall back.
40:50
SPEAKER_05: But he kind of paused in midair, he's like, whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.
40:53
SPEAKER_05: Kind of like one of those.
40:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:55
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so I you could just reach down and grab him.
40:59
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna reach down and grab him.
41:02
SPEAKER_00: There's something that just tells me.
41:04
SPEAKER_00: That's look.
41:05
SPEAKER_00: Can I ask a question?
41:06
SPEAKER_00: Can I reach down and grab him?
41:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can't reach.
41:09
SPEAKER_00: Guys, I'm gonna reach down.
41:12
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
41:12
SPEAKER_00: And I'm gonna grab Sean.
41:13
SPEAKER_00: So do not care.
41:15
SPEAKER_00: Gonna grab him.
41:16
SPEAKER_00: We got 10 seconds.
41:18
SPEAKER_03: What's that?
41:19
SPEAKER_03: Strength.
41:19
SPEAKER_03: I was just saying that was a three.
41:21
SPEAKER_03: That was free.
41:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're not gonna grab it, nobody.
41:24
SPEAKER_03: Nobody.
41:25
SPEAKER_03: You grab hold of him and we both fall.
41:27
SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
41:27
SPEAKER_03: So now you're both on the second deck.
41:29
SPEAKER_00: Oh, you are gone so brother.
41:32
SPEAKER_00: We're not gone so I've got my rod.
41:36
SPEAKER_03: Right.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: So you, Sean, are completely submerged in water.
41:41
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
41:41
SPEAKER_03: You have the option to try and swim out the hole that the shot.
41:45
SPEAKER_03: Well, I gotta do that first.
41:47
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
41:47
SPEAKER_03: So eight.
41:48
SPEAKER_03: Eight.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: So now she's gonna go.
41:49
SPEAKER_00: She never rolls anything over it.
41:51
SPEAKER_03: Sean's gonna try and grab you and swim.
41:53
SPEAKER_03: You got an eight as well.
41:54
SPEAKER_03: So use a both straps.
41:56
SPEAKER_03: You're meant for each other with how useless you both.
41:58
SPEAKER_03: You still are on the top deck.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: Do you want to try and grab the chest again and jump?
42:01
SPEAKER_03: Uh we're definitely gonna pick up the chest and jump, yeah.
42:03
SPEAKER_03: 100%.
42:04
SPEAKER_00: So dexterity again.
42:05
SPEAKER_00: Two again, disadvantage roll again.
42:07
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
42:07
SPEAKER_05: If we tried to save them, it wouldn't you guys have already tried swimming.
42:11
SPEAKER_00: We're not done yet.
42:12
SPEAKER_00: Are you sure it has to be a two-roll disadvantage?
42:15
SPEAKER_00: Fuck! That is good.
42:16
SPEAKER_00: My lowest is 16 plus two, 18.
42:19
SPEAKER_00: Come on, Fanny.
42:20
SPEAKER_00: Come on, Fanny.
42:21
SPEAKER_03: Well that's good.
42:21
SPEAKER_03: Get the shit one out first.
42:22
SPEAKER_03: No, it's the worst one.
42:24
SPEAKER_03: Disadvantage means you tell me what the worst roll is.
42:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so that's the shit one.
42:27
SPEAKER_03: This one is gonna be the good one.
42:28
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it was 18, this one.
42:29
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, but what was the one before that?
42:33
SPEAKER_05: I really don't want to tell you.
42:35
SPEAKER_03: You're right.
42:35
SPEAKER_03: It's just a what was your worst role in this?
42:37
SPEAKER_00: I got a 19 and a 16.
42:39
SPEAKER_03: Right.
42:39
SPEAKER_03: So you are on the rocks with the chest at the very least.
42:42
SPEAKER_03: So you managed to get it.
42:44
SPEAKER_03: When you were doing that, we'll say that Fanny managed to push it.
42:47
SPEAKER_00: He's handsome and agile, he's got the chest.
42:50
SPEAKER_00: He's back on the rocks, he's safe again.
42:53
SPEAKER_05: I'm not submerged in water.
42:55
SPEAKER_03: I am I am with Sean.
42:58
SPEAKER_03: So, Fanny, you are on the deck and water is like up to your ankles.
43:03
SPEAKER_05: I can just jump off.
43:04
SPEAKER_03: You can do another jump, or you could maybe, if you wanted to, you could try and help them too down there, or you could just leave them to figure it out.
43:10
SPEAKER_05: I I think help them! Do you want my help?
43:14
SPEAKER_05: Because I don't know.
43:15
SPEAKER_00: It feels like I don't know, man.
43:16
SPEAKER_00: What do you do?
43:17
SPEAKER_00: I'm not I'm drown.
43:18
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I'm drowning yet.
43:20
SPEAKER_00: I'm submerged.
43:21
SPEAKER_00: That's all I know.
43:22
SPEAKER_05: But you're swimming away from me too.
43:24
SPEAKER_05: But there's still a hole there.
43:25
SPEAKER_03: There's a hole there, and there's a hole.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: There's a hole above you, and there's a hole.
43:28
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we can walk it up.
43:29
SPEAKER_00: Don't worry about us.
43:30
SPEAKER_00: We'll figure it out.
43:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm with Sean.
43:31
SPEAKER_00: He trunk at die.
43:33
SPEAKER_05: Well, now I feel like I gotta help you because that's the Well, you do you know what'll ha end up happening?
43:38
SPEAKER_00: We're all drowned.
43:40
SPEAKER_00: Not Don.
43:41
SPEAKER_00: Don, go get out of here.
43:43
SPEAKER_00: Get out, save yourself.
43:44
SPEAKER_05: What can I do?
43:45
SPEAKER_05: Can I reach down?
43:46
SPEAKER_05: How far away are you?
43:47
SPEAKER_03: You could reach down, but you're gonna need to roll for this disadvantage on your strength roll because there's two of them.
43:55
SPEAKER_03: Famously hasn't been going great for you, the old disadvantage.
43:58
SPEAKER_00: Now you're dro you're drowning.
44:01
SPEAKER_00: Or you can just jump away.
44:03
SPEAKER_00: You've got options.
44:06
SPEAKER_03: Handsome and dry on the rocks.
44:09
SPEAKER_03: What are you doing?
44:10
SPEAKER_05: I can only do an action, right?
44:11
SPEAKER_05: Like I can't do a spell.
44:12
SPEAKER_03: You could do a spell if you've got a spell you think would help.
44:15
SPEAKER_05: Dancing lights.
44:17
SPEAKER_03: Lights.
44:17
SPEAKER_00: The lights of the dance.
44:19
SPEAKER_05: I got Ray of Frost, the sky self.
44:22
SPEAKER_03: You don't have any spell slots left, I don't think, do you?
44:27
SPEAKER_03: We've all got one spell slot left.
44:29
SPEAKER_05: I would like to cast Unseen Servant.
44:32
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
44:34
SPEAKER_05: The spell creates an invisible, mindless, shapeless, medium force that performs simple tasks at your command until the spell ends.
44:41
SPEAKER_05: The servant springs into existence in an unoccupied space on the ground within range.
44:45
SPEAKER_05: Um blah blah blah.
44:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's perfectly.
44:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so you could so what you could do is you could send a servant down with yourself, and that way it would just be a straight strength roll to grab them.
44:59
SPEAKER_04: I've got an eight.
45:00
SPEAKER_03: What's have you got any strength pluses?
45:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's not gonna be enough.
45:05
SPEAKER_03: But you don't fall in, you just grab them and you miss.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:09
SPEAKER_03: Uh have you got any spells you want to do?
45:11
SPEAKER_00: Unseen servant.
45:12
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
45:13
SPEAKER_03: And you're gonna say save us.
45:14
SPEAKER_00: Save us.
45:15
SPEAKER_00: Save us.
45:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
45:19
SPEAKER_00: For the audio listeners, Fanny is pacing around like a cage beast.
45:25
SPEAKER_03: So you still have the option now, because that would say that's a bonus action.
45:30
SPEAKER_03: So you still have the option to swim out this.
45:32
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna swim out, of course.
45:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay, that's dexterity.
45:35
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so you're all dexterity.
45:37
SPEAKER_03: 14.
45:38
SPEAKER_03: And have you got any pluses to dexterity?
45:39
SPEAKER_00: I got plus one.
45:41
SPEAKER_03: That's literally just enough.
45:43
SPEAKER_03: Swim out.
45:44
SPEAKER_03: So you are now on the top deck with Fanny and Sean, seeing yourself, knows he doesn't need to grab you, he's gonna try and join you.
45:51
SPEAKER_03: And he makes it.
45:52
SPEAKER_03: Everybody's on the top deck.
45:54
SPEAKER_03: Not me.
45:55
SPEAKER_03: You're on the rocks.
45:56
SPEAKER_00: So Okay, everybody um out there in Dungeons the Dragons when Fanny has just gone to take uh Yeah.
46:04
SPEAKER_00: So let's take this time as the three alpha males in the room.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: Let's just get our sexism out now, huh?
46:10
SPEAKER_00: So what is it, Liam, as the DM you get to go first?
46:13
SPEAKER_00: What is it that pisses you off about women most?
46:15
SPEAKER_00: I don't like it when they talk or look at me.
46:18
SPEAKER_03: I I it's my wife's birthday, and I thought I'd buy her some laundry, right?
46:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:23
SPEAKER_03: But that's an odd deal, man, isn't it?
46:25
SPEAKER_00: Like I hadn't I was in there.
46:28
SPEAKER_03: Uh first I I had to work out if I I wanted a bra or a bra.
46:33
SPEAKER_00: Or a brasier.
46:34
SPEAKER_03: A brasier.
46:35
SPEAKER_00: Nobody says brasier unless you're from 1920.
46:38
SPEAKER_03: Which no, there's different.
46:40
SPEAKER_03: And then there's a a balcony bra.
46:42
unknown: Oh.
46:43
SPEAKER_03: There's a push-up bra.
46:45
SPEAKER_03: There's so many different bra's, man.
46:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, there is.
46:47
SPEAKER_03: And then you have to work out the sizing for the bra, which is like a C and then a number.
46:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
46:54
SPEAKER_03: I don't know that.
46:55
SPEAKER_03: Well, it's not necessarily a C.
46:56
SPEAKER_00: No.
46:57
SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, no.
46:57
SPEAKER_00: You just told us a little bit too much about your life there.
47:00
SPEAKER_00: Double D, that's what we're looking for.
47:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, married to it, locked it down.
47:07
SPEAKER_00: So then you do.
47:08
SPEAKER_00: You edit all this out, right?
47:10
SPEAKER_03: You did.
47:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, shut up.
47:12
SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
47:12
SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
47:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so that's why I love and respect women.
47:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, I went with a pralette because that one was easy to do.
47:18
SPEAKER_03: Where did you go to the shop?
47:19
SPEAKER_03: What shop do you go to?
47:21
SPEAKER_03: And what did you say, by the way?
47:22
SPEAKER_00: What was your speaking of that?
47:25
SPEAKER_00: We're talking uh the dungeon master was trying to be romantic with his wife because it was her birthday, and thought he should get her some durable underwear.
47:36
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
47:37
SPEAKER_00: Durable or edible?
47:38
SPEAKER_00: Durable.
47:39
SPEAKER_00: Ugh.
47:40
SPEAKER_00: Nobody likes to eat women's underwear.
47:42
SPEAKER_00: That's so gross.
47:44
SPEAKER_00: Speak for the best.
47:49
SPEAKER_06: Dude, it's so fucking good.
47:51
SPEAKER_06: It's all the legends.
47:52
SPEAKER_04: You can make your own at home.
47:54
SPEAKER_03: So there's other good news.
47:56
SPEAKER_03: Uh, Sean and Bal made it up to the top deck with you.
48:00
SPEAKER_03: So now everybody's on the top deck.
48:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
48:02
SPEAKER_04: I'm so happy, guys.
48:03
SPEAKER_03: Oh, so your Raven is still just cutting about.
48:06
SPEAKER_03: Have you told the Raven to go and help go with wait with Bell?
48:09
SPEAKER_03: Or like, what do you want the Raven to do?
48:11
SPEAKER_05: Uh I was gonna say you'd now.
48:13
SPEAKER_05: Dawn Eye.
48:14
SPEAKER_00: I want the Raven to go back one of Dawn's eye.
48:18
SPEAKER_00: This is important.
48:19
SPEAKER_00: This is important.
48:19
SPEAKER_00: I like one eye.
48:21
SPEAKER_00: They're all on the top.
48:23
SPEAKER_00: I'm on the rocks.
48:25
SPEAKER_00: Can I have a quick peek at what's in this chest before they see?
48:29
SPEAKER_00: If you want if you wanted rolls.
48:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and not do one.
48:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
48:32
SPEAKER_00: Right.
48:33
SPEAKER_00: Let's all talk about uh Kate.
48:35
SPEAKER_00: Do you have any underwear that you've bought for anyone recently?
48:38
SPEAKER_05: That's the nicest anyone's asked that.
48:41
SPEAKER_05: Do you happen to have any underwear then?
48:42
SPEAKER_00: Have you had uh purchased any underwear for any men?
48:45
SPEAKER_05: How did the bromlet gift go?
48:47
SPEAKER_03: I've not given them that yet.
48:49
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
48:50
SPEAKER_03: Next episode.
48:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
48:52
SPEAKER_00: Shoot into the Patreon to see Liam gifting it.
48:57
SPEAKER_00: Uh I did roll this.
48:58
SPEAKER_00: What did you get?
48:59
SPEAKER_00: I have forgot.
49:00
SPEAKER_00: And I have since been twirling it.
49:02
SPEAKER_03: Right.
49:03
SPEAKER_03: We'll roll it again.
49:04
SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna have to institute the tom roll where you got it.
49:07
SPEAKER_03: It seemed like a good rule, actually.
49:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
49:08
SPEAKER_03: But did you get?
49:09
SPEAKER_03: Oops! I need to re-roll.
49:12
SPEAKER_03: It was an eight.
49:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
49:13
SPEAKER_03: Right.
49:13
SPEAKER_03: So all you you don't like, can I all you see is like metals and stuff like that.
49:17
SPEAKER_03: You're just like, it's just a box of materials.
49:19
SPEAKER_00: Can I just grab one and pocket it?
49:22
SPEAKER_00: Just a blind.
49:23
SPEAKER_03: You pocket a uh a bar of uh undefined metal.
49:28
SPEAKER_03: Gold.
49:29
SPEAKER_03: It's just it looks silverish.
49:31
SPEAKER_03: Silver?
49:32
SPEAKER_05: Dude, it's stuff to make weapons.
49:34
SPEAKER_05: It's not valuable.
49:35
SPEAKER_03: Oh, isn't it?
49:36
SPEAKER_03: Just stuff to make weapons, eh?
49:38
SPEAKER_03: Just weapons.
49:39
SPEAKER_03: I thought it was like a m mystery chest.
49:41
SPEAKER_05: The whole reason we got on here, this was the materials for the weapons.
49:44
SPEAKER_03: You have the coin though.
49:45
SPEAKER_00: Remember you, yeah.
49:47
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for getting me back on track with that.
49:50
SPEAKER_00: Sexy mysterious coin.
49:52
SPEAKER_00: Right.
49:53
SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, I don't pocket then.
49:55
SPEAKER_03: You want to maybe help your pals?
49:57
unknown: No.
49:58
SPEAKER_00: I'm good.
49:59
SPEAKER_00: So good over here.
50:00
SPEAKER_00: So good over here.
50:01
SPEAKER_03: So it's Sean, Fanny, and Bill all on the top deck of the ship and it is sinking.
50:07
SPEAKER_03: So if you don't get off at this time, you will just be in the water, but you won't drown.
50:12
SPEAKER_03: Because you'll just float and you can all swim.
50:14
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:15
SPEAKER_03: So if you want to try and you maybe want to have one more look around the ship before it completely sinks, or you can try and jump or I think that's craziness to be rolling fucking perception now.
50:27
SPEAKER_05: Perception check.
50:28
SPEAKER_00: That's crazy now.
50:29
SPEAKER_00: We literally just you're seconds away from death.
50:31
SPEAKER_05: No, and we're not gonna die.
50:33
unknown: Okay.
50:33
SPEAKER_05: Let's swim.
50:34
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
50:34
SPEAKER_05: Swim.
50:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
50:35
SPEAKER_03: Eight.
50:36
SPEAKER_03: Eight.
50:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you don't see anything.
50:38
SPEAKER_05: Okay.
50:38
SPEAKER_05: I would like to jump.
50:40
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
50:40
SPEAKER_03: So roll my dexterity.
50:42
SPEAKER_03: 18.
50:43
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
50:43
SPEAKER_03: So you're on the rocks now with Boom, I'm on the rocks.
50:46
SPEAKER_03: Dawn.
50:47
SPEAKER_03: You want to roll dexterity?
50:48
SPEAKER_00: Yes, I wanna roll.
50:51
SPEAKER_00: Will you roll something higher than a seven?
50:52
SPEAKER_03: Unless we're four.
50:55
SPEAKER_03: Fuck it.
50:56
SPEAKER_03: That's final because you're on the top deck now.
50:58
SPEAKER_03: The ship has completely sank.
51:00
SPEAKER_03: You're just floating in the water.
51:02
SPEAKER_00: But it's cold at the end.
51:03
SPEAKER_00: I'm on a walk out of the I'm gonna swim to the shore.
51:06
SPEAKER_00: Swim to the shore.
51:07
SPEAKER_00: Do I need to roll for that?
51:08
SPEAKER_00: No.
51:09
SPEAKER_03: You've all made it out of this one.
51:10
SPEAKER_03: So everybody's now use it on the rocks.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: I'm assuming you want to go back to the channel.
51:14
SPEAKER_03: I'll go back to dry land, yeah.
51:16
SPEAKER_00: What was in the chest?
51:17
SPEAKER_00: Just none of your fucking business.
51:20
SPEAKER_00: Did he already look in the dry?
51:21
SPEAKER_00: No, it's materials for weapons.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: There's nothing good in it.
51:23
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: It's just like metals and stuff like that.
51:25
SPEAKER_00: What's my armor do anyway?
51:27
SPEAKER_03: So you'd need to go and ask someone who would know so you could go to like Alan.
51:33
SPEAKER_03: You can shout on Alan and then see if he's.
51:35
SPEAKER_03: Who's the bells?
51:36
SPEAKER_00: Alan!
51:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna roll for you.
51:39
SPEAKER_03: Oh my god, Alan's coming back.
51:41
SPEAKER_03: You'll need to get a high thing here for Alan to show.
51:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, so he's clear your way.
51:45
SPEAKER_04: Clear your way.
51:48
SPEAKER_03: Alan didn't hear nothing.
51:49
SPEAKER_03: Your roles today have been bogus.
51:51
SPEAKER_03: You hear a whisper of not now.
51:56
SPEAKER_04: What is he doing to this buttling?
51:58
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, his eye on him.
52:00
SPEAKER_03: So uh user now on the beach with a chest.
52:03
SPEAKER_03: What did he say?
52:03
SPEAKER_00: I th it said he got his eye on him.
52:06
SPEAKER_00: Probably got his eye on him.
52:08
SPEAKER_03: I don't hang that's I don't hang that's a pun.
52:10
SPEAKER_03: I don't think it is either.
52:11
SPEAKER_03: I thought that was just a broad statement.
52:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
52:13
SPEAKER_04: A broad form when you think of when you think about the thing that came out the ground, the eye.
52:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's a factual thing.
52:20
SPEAKER_00: I would I'm I'm Some burns can be factual, yeah, but uh Okay, let's bring it.
52:26
SPEAKER_00: He's gonna fucking hurt me with his raven.
52:29
SPEAKER_00: So you just want to go back into Fawnhold?
52:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
52:32
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so good plan, actually, yeah.
52:34
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:34
SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna say you get the there's no random encounters or anything, you'll just make it back to there.
52:39
SPEAKER_06: Oh, okay.
52:39
SPEAKER_03: So you're now all back in Fawnhold, and you see there is a mob that has formed uh in the town centre where the big pillar is with the stairs.
52:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:49
SPEAKER_03: And Derek is there trying to calm down this mob.
52:53
SPEAKER_03: Derek's the guy that runs the pub.
52:54
SPEAKER_03: Uh that he's the like basically the president, the men all right.
52:58
SPEAKER_03: His wife runs the pub.
52:59
SPEAKER_03: His wife runs the pub.
53:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
53:00
SPEAKER_03: So they're all very angry, and he sees you and he's like, There, there you are, guys.
53:04
SPEAKER_03: I see, I told you.
53:06
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I go like this.
53:07
SPEAKER_00: Hands in the L.
53:09
SPEAKER_00: I go like, thank you, thank you.
53:11
SPEAKER_00: We've bought the chest of stuff.
53:15
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for just stuff.
53:19
SPEAKER_04: I say, ladies, ladies, please.
53:21
SPEAKER_00: Is it stuff with Derek, buddy?
53:26
SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
53:28
SPEAKER_03: Uh so Derek comes on an oval and he says, he goes, see, I am a good leader.
53:33
SPEAKER_03: I've got these guys, they're gonna defend our village, aren't you?
53:36
SPEAKER_03: Guys, whoa, whoa, whoa.
53:39
SPEAKER_05: We were gonna we just got our medals to make weapons and we're gonna go, uh, what's happening?
53:44
SPEAKER_03: Listen, guys, he pulls on a huddle.
53:47
SPEAKER_03: He goes, Listen, guys, I gotta be honest.
53:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm not very popular as a leader.
53:53
SPEAKER_03: People, people don't like me.
53:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, let me be honest with you, Derek.
53:57
SPEAKER_01: Don grabs Derek by the fucking crowds see this and they go, Yeah, fuck Derek.
54:03
SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
54:04
SPEAKER_05: Don't loving it.
54:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'll get him.
54:07
SPEAKER_00: He's like shaking Derek.
54:08
SPEAKER_05: They're the same height, right?
54:09
SPEAKER_00: You didn't even finish the statement.
54:12
SPEAKER_00: He's shaking him, going, You listen to me, Derek, and you listen good.
54:16
SPEAKER_00: We will do whatever you want us to do in exchange for booze.
54:21
SPEAKER_05: Don, Don, you've done it.
54:24
SPEAKER_05: See fucking.
54:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, I I got I know what the booze are.
54:29
SPEAKER_03: I I can help.
54:30
SPEAKER_03: I can help.
54:31
SPEAKER_00: Get me that booze, and I'll do whatever you want, and I'm talking some dirty stuff.
54:36
SPEAKER_05: We tried to trade protecting for food and and and uh a place to sleep.
54:42
SPEAKER_05: You kind of screwed us over.
54:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
54:45
SPEAKER_00: But look at them, they're really angry.
54:48
SPEAKER_00: How d look.
54:49
SPEAKER_00: You're a little fat, man.
54:50
SPEAKER_00: Derek, what what what are what do we have to protect them from?
54:54
SPEAKER_00: What's that thing?
54:55
SPEAKER_03: So they're all really angry because I I wasn't a popular choice as later to begin with.
55:00
SPEAKER_03: There's been a big war.
55:01
SPEAKER_03: It's all it's been crazy here, guys.
55:04
SPEAKER_00: Derek, I've been there.
55:05
SPEAKER_00: I've I'm I'm a cruise ship comedian.
55:08
SPEAKER_00: Fucking God, we don't have time for your cruise ship stories.
55:11
SPEAKER_00: Everybody loves the one where I was on.
55:13
SPEAKER_03: Derek, just talk over.
55:15
SPEAKER_03: I I've I always liked you, Bill.
55:17
SPEAKER_03: Anyway, listen.
55:19
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, that's coming from a fucking guy nobody likes.
55:22
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the unpopular mayor likes you.
55:24
SPEAKER_01: Big whoop.
55:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
55:25
SPEAKER_03: They were all they never liked me to begin with.
55:28
SPEAKER_03: Then I I kept on sending people up to the lighthouse.
55:31
SPEAKER_03: People keep on dying.
55:32
SPEAKER_03: I kept on sending them.
55:34
SPEAKER_03: Everybody's pretty annoyed because all their husbands and sons and fathers, they're all dead.
55:39
SPEAKER_03: But I've told them that you're gonna go up there and you're gonna sort it all out.
55:43
SPEAKER_03: Because I showed them, I showed them the big toad down in the basement.
55:46
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we are pretty good.
55:47
SPEAKER_00: We can do it.
55:48
SPEAKER_00: We can do this.
55:49
SPEAKER_00: We're not gonna die.
55:50
SPEAKER_05: Did you guys eat the toad?
55:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:52
SPEAKER_05: Good.
55:53
SPEAKER_05: Good.
55:53
SPEAKER_00: Um Derek, remember when we said you you could we could get some supplies and you'd make us weapons?
55:59
SPEAKER_00: I didn't say that.
56:00
SPEAKER_05: Use the blacksmith name again.
56:02
SPEAKER_00: Ian.
56:04
SPEAKER_00: Derek, why don't you just sit here uh for a second?
56:06
SPEAKER_00: And where's where's Darren?
56:08
SPEAKER_00: Who's done the other guy?
56:10
SPEAKER_00: Bean Ian.
56:11
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Ian.
56:13
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I'm sorry.
56:14
SPEAKER_00: I heard Ian instead of that famous name Bean.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
56:20
SPEAKER_00: Hey, beaner.
56:20
SPEAKER_00: Where's Beaners?
56:21
SPEAKER_00: Where are the beans?
56:22
SPEAKER_05: Ian, because it's a bean q.
56:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh, of course that was it.
56:26
SPEAKER_00: That was it.
56:27
SPEAKER_00: That was so you want to which I mean is a yeah, yeah, yeah.
56:31
SPEAKER_03: We'll talk to bean.
56:32
SPEAKER_03: I just need you to help me calm this car out down.
56:35
SPEAKER_03: Tell them that I'm a good guy, I'm a good leader.
56:38
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'll go in there and I'll go.
56:40
SPEAKER_00: I I've done it.
56:41
SPEAKER_00: Derek, that is the person you want to do that the least.
56:43
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna go just a mumbling, you'll bring out props, everyone will be bored.
56:52
SPEAKER_05: I'm the MC.
56:53
SPEAKER_05: Let me let me do some crowd work, round up the crowd.
56:57
SPEAKER_00: Fanny, okay, Fanny, but introduce me after about five.
57:01
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so Fanny, you're gonna go to the crowd.
57:04
SPEAKER_00: Don't do too long.
57:05
SPEAKER_03: Okay, so what do you want to say to this crowd?
57:08
SPEAKER_03: Floor is yours.
57:09
SPEAKER_05: They say, ladies, ladies, please.
57:12
SPEAKER_05: It's okay because it is mostly always women.
57:14
SPEAKER_03: It's mostly women at this point, we all women don't like women.
57:17
SPEAKER_05: A little a guy telling us what to do.
57:20
SPEAKER_05: He seems like a real piece of work.
57:22
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, fuck him.
57:23
SPEAKER_05: That's okay.
57:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I never fucking liked him.
57:25
SPEAKER_03: I don't want to vote him.
57:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
57:27
SPEAKER_05: But don't worry.
57:28
SPEAKER_05: We're gonna figure out what happened to your husband's and son's grandfather's father's uh cousins.
57:36
SPEAKER_00: Hey, do a punchline.
57:38
SPEAKER_05: You're fucking heckling me, Bill.
57:49
SPEAKER_00: It's kind of rule 101.
57:52
SPEAKER_05: I say it don't worry, it's okay.
57:55
SPEAKER_05: Um but let's uh and he whispers to the ladies, let's me and you guys meet back here at midnight because I feel like there's something else to do.
58:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they all go, yeah, yeah, we'll meet, we'll meet you back here.
58:08
SPEAKER_03: The crowd disperses, leaving one person left in the street.
58:11
SPEAKER_04: I say, and that's the deal with airplane food.
58:16
SPEAKER_00: I love that one.
58:18
SPEAKER_00: I knew she was gonna open with that one.
58:21
SPEAKER_00: Like, like nobody's done airplane food yet.
58:24
SPEAKER_00: Not here.
58:25
SPEAKER_00: I mean, anything here would be original in Forlord or wherever we are.
58:30
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
58:31
SPEAKER_00: They would know they're like Yeah, like we could do all the hack material.
58:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh Dawn stands up and goes, I think the difference between men and women.
58:40
SPEAKER_00: They're like probably go, We're listening.
58:44
SPEAKER_00: What?
58:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, they are different.
58:47
SPEAKER_03: The crowd is dispersed apart from one woman left, and that's being the blacksmith, and she goes, I I don't think you'd make it back.
58:55
SPEAKER_00: Well, you thought wrong.
58:57
SPEAKER_00: Open the chest.
59:00
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we've got What's this?
59:02
SPEAKER_00: Raw metals that mean nothing that would make weapons?
59:05
SPEAKER_05: Please, we need these as soon as possible, Bean.
59:08
SPEAKER_03: So um Bean, you explains to all the stuff she can do.
59:11
SPEAKER_00: So basically what bean I go like this to Bean too, by the way.
59:16
SPEAKER_00: Why?
59:17
SPEAKER_03: Because I wanted to see my So you want to ask Bean about the armor?
59:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:20
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
59:21
SPEAKER_00: I also might ask Bean about the coin.
59:23
SPEAKER_03: But I mean so Bean goes, yeah, that's m Matter and there's armor.
59:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:27
SPEAKER_03: So basically what that does is it means that you can swim faster when you're in the water.
59:33
SPEAKER_03: And if you go down to zero, if you're like dead, you've got zero.
59:38
SPEAKER_03: People would say maybe HP.
59:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:41
SPEAKER_03: You can roll.
59:43
SPEAKER_03: You can roll uh D4 to regain HP if you were in water.
59:49
SPEAKER_00: If I'm in water, so so when I was when the thing drowned, I swam the fastest.
59:54
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you swam the fastest, but you nobody noticed this?
59:58
SPEAKER_05: Well, it was you and Sean.
59:59
SPEAKER_00: I was on the rock.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_00: I've never swam faster than Sean.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_00: Ever.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_05: Well, we wouldn't know that.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_03: Sean was just looking at you, not saying anything, but thinking, wow, he's swimming very fast right now.
1:00:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_00: Just I want everybody.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_00: Ugly though, still.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_00: Remember that.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, because Don and I were walking down rocks.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_05: We were looking at you.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_00: Uh do you want to ask about the coin?
1:00:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_00: I trust you, Bean.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm bringing it to you.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_00: I was gonna ask Darren, but who's Darren?
1:00:25
SPEAKER_00: Not Darren.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_00: That's him.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_00: Derek, Derek.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_00: That's him getting in here.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_03: Well, what I can tell you is that is called a rival coin.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_03: So uh basically what a rival coin does, I will add this to your inventory the next time with the cord.
1:00:41
SPEAKER_03: Uh uh basically, if it lands on heads, when you f you flip get to flip this, and if it lands on heads, a target takes uh DC is so that's a dice check, 13, so they've got to beat a 13.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_03: Wisdom savings row.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_03: If they fail, they take two d4 of psychic damage and disadvantage on the next attack roll.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_03: Uh psychic damage is just a type of damage, it would just it would just hit your HP.
1:01:11
SPEAKER_03: It's still the same as it's like a mind.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_03: And so the difference, so the there's specific types of damage.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_03: So like your dagger does like slashing damage.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_00: You'll never need to know this.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_00: My coin, not yours.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_00: Tails.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_00: He will need to know about damage.
1:01:25
SPEAKER_00: Because I've got a spell that causes uh psychic damage.
1:01:30
SPEAKER_00: There's some I'm gonna cast it on you.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_00: There's some fuck up with your head.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: Make him doubt himself, make him think he's ugly.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_03: So there's some uh characters that are immune to some types of damage.
1:01:42
SPEAKER_03: So some characters are immune to spludging and damage, some are immune to psychic damage.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_00: So there's We didn't uh for all the older uh Dungeons and Dragons players, we never had psychic damage, so that's something new.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_00: Just a little fact for everybody out there.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_00: I don't even know if that's true.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_00: So then if it lands on tails, it is true because you weren't born when we were playing it, yeah.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_03: Way to sound like an old fuck.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_03: If it lands in tails, then you have to take a D4 of psychic damage.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_05: When can I um say been lean?
1:02:14
SPEAKER_05: I don't want anyone else to know, but I need to ask you about this tankard.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_03: It almost like uh deception.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_03: Why would you roll it a million yards away?
1:02:25
SPEAKER_03: I'd hate to 14, yeah, that's enough.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh in case that wasn't picked up by the mic, Fanny rolled a 14.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_00: And it the dice rolled along.
1:02:33
SPEAKER_00: And now she's dancing it off, flossing like it's fucking 2010 or whatever.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_00: Is that what it's called?
1:02:38
SPEAKER_05: There is literally no proof that I did that.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_00: Oh, but there is.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_00: I saw it with my eyes, I seen it.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_03: So uh Beun kind of pulls over to like a corner and she's like, I I know what that is.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_03: That is called the Tankered of Sobriety.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_03: Sobriety, give it to him.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_03: So a tanker with uh stern face carved into it, it's impossible to get drunk from drinking any alcohol from this.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_03: So if you put any alcohol in it, you cannot get drunk if you're drinking it.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_00: God, that is amazing.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_03: All of the booze.
1:03:11
SPEAKER_00: That's so not amazing.
1:03:12
SPEAKER_00: All of the booze, none of the repercussions.
1:03:14
SPEAKER_00: That is so not amazing.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_00: But it would probably be good for an alcoholic.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_00: But you just be furious and never get it.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but Don's going fucking feral.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_00: He just needs the the medicine.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_00: Well, why don't we just get you Coca-Cola?
1:03:27
SPEAKER_00: Because that's not fucking alcohol.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_00: Like that's quite an obvious answer to that.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but no, wait a second.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_00: Alcohol is not there for the taste.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_05: So wait, no, I don't know.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_00: But this is this is you don't drink booze for the taste.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_00: I don't drink no alcoholics do.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_00: They not no, sorry, not for the taste.
1:03:44
SPEAKER_00: They need it because they need they just need the thing in their fucking bloodstream.
1:03:48
SPEAKER_00: And what are you drinking for?
1:03:49
SPEAKER_00: The bloodstream.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_00: Me?
1:03:50
SPEAKER_00: Gareth.
1:03:51
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_00: I like the taste of some stuff.
1:03:53
SPEAKER_00: Uh Margarita.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_00: True, you're right.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_05: I would let I would let Don have like two drinks so he gets a buzz, and then I maybe I could switch it out with a tinker to sobriety so it doesn't get belligerent.
1:04:05
SPEAKER_03: No, you have to put alcohol on it.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_03: It can't make its own.
1:04:07
SPEAKER_03: So you would need to find some and put it in it.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_03: Are you just wanting to show uh are you just wanting to show all the Chester materials?
1:04:16
SPEAKER_05: Yes, I would love to show bean my chest.
1:04:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh that's also oh that's 100% a pun.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_05: That is not that's not mean.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_00: That's a pun.
1:04:28
SPEAKER_00: That's a pun.
1:04:29
SPEAKER_05: Oh, are you taking it?
1:04:30
SPEAKER_05: Sorry, are you taking it in a sexual way?
1:04:32
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_05: That's honestly disgusting.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_00: How else are you gonna say, I want to show bean my chest?
1:04:39
SPEAKER_00: The chest.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_05: Literally, you said you literally you said, Do you want to show her your chest?
1:04:44
SPEAKER_05: I said, Yes, I would like to show her my chest.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_00: It's not so my chest could be too thick.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_00: But if you said the chest, one thing.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_00: One thing.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_05: So I said my chest, which could be too thick.
1:04:55
SPEAKER_00: Which is the definition of button, as mentioned earlier by Fanny herself.
1:05:01
SPEAKER_03: I meant Fanny.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_05: I meant one thing.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_03: But you didn't say that.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_03: So that's a D8.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_03: Fanny, you're going to see God.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_03: It's not that bad.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you've never seen God.
1:05:09
SPEAKER_05: What's the one with like 70, 30, 90?
1:05:12
SPEAKER_03: That's if you have to know so like that would be a if you had to roll out of 100, you would choose that and then the percentage.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_00: Those are percentage dice.
1:05:20
unknown: Yeah.
1:05:20
SPEAKER_03: So the D8.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_00: Which one's a D8?
1:05:24
SPEAKER_00: This one?
1:05:25
SPEAKER_00: Got a vanish.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_00: Two.
1:05:27
SPEAKER_00: Okay, you're we know where she's going.
1:05:30
SPEAKER_00: I only got a two.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_03: She's not even going.
1:05:32
SPEAKER_03: Why isn't she going?
1:05:34
SPEAKER_03: So bean, because you've still got pun damage left.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_03: Good job.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_00: Keep it up.
1:05:39
SPEAKER_00: You'll see God.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_03: So Bean uh looks at the chest and she goes, Yeah, yeah, that's that's enough for what we need.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that's mean.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_03: So uh basically what I can do is I can take your armor you've already got and stuff like that, and I can tune it up a bit, or I can take your weapons and make them better.
1:05:56
SPEAKER_03: But it's one or the other.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_03: So what bean's saying is She can either add plus one damage to any one of your epit weapons or she could add plus one to your AC, which is your armor class.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_00: I want her to add plus one to my spear that comes back.
1:06:11
SPEAKER_00: Why don't okay.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_00: Are we not making the decision as a team?
1:06:15
SPEAKER_00: Well, no, it's individual.
1:06:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:06:17
SPEAKER_00: My weapon I want the spear of awesomeness and make it plus one?
1:06:22
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:06:23
SPEAKER_03: So that means that my spear is now.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_03: So you'll get plus one to hit.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_03: So that means you'll be more likely to hit with your spear.
1:06:31
SPEAKER_00: Spear plus one.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_03: And then Sean's going to take that as well for his sematars and he's got plus one to hit.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_00: Can you explain to me again the difference between plus one weapon or an armor class?
1:06:45
SPEAKER_03: Basically, if you add plus one to your weapon, so when you roll to hit with your weapon, you have plus one.
1:06:51
SPEAKER_03: So right now your trident has a plus two.
1:06:53
SPEAKER_03: So when you roll whatever your role is, you get to add two to it.
1:06:57
SPEAKER_03: She can add it and make that three.
1:06:58
SPEAKER_03: So when you roll to hit with your trident, there's a chance she's gonna be able to get a little bit.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_03: So a seven would become a ten, yeah.
1:07:03
SPEAKER_00: What's armor class?
1:07:04
SPEAKER_03: Your armor class is basically what someone needs to roll higher than to hit you.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_03: So if a monster's trying to attack you right now, they need to roll higher than uh twelve.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: Bean can make that 13, so they would need to roll higher than a 13.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_05: Plus one, it feels like it should be like plus two.
1:07:21
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think the I think the armor class is so the way to go here.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_00: Uh so I'm gonna be Yeah.
1:07:26
SPEAKER_00: Okay, I'm gonna ask Bean, uh, first of all, what's your first name?
1:07:31
SPEAKER_00: Flickma.
1:07:33
SPEAKER_00: I've been just sitting on that for a while.
1:07:36
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:07:37
SPEAKER_03: Well, God's come to say hello again.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_03: What?
1:07:46
SPEAKER_03: Flickma.
1:07:47
SPEAKER_00: Flickma, the bee man.
1:07:49
SPEAKER_03: So God this time he doesn't point at you, a hand just comes out the sky, it grabs you.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_03: I want to do upgrade armor class.
1:07:56
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_03: So now God goes, stand in front of me, and you're gonna roll a little thing called here, God.
1:08:04
SPEAKER_03: No, there's not, and if you keep talking, you won't have any laps anymore.
1:08:08
SPEAKER_04: Uh what a crazy thing to take away.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_04: You'd be so ugly without lips.
1:08:14
SPEAKER_05: Your lips are your best feature, they're big and nice.
1:08:17
SPEAKER_03: So he wants you, God says to you, listen, what you said, that's not cool, man.
1:08:22
SPEAKER_03: That's not cool.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_03: Do you think that's cool?
1:08:24
SPEAKER_03: Do you feel cool right now?
1:08:25
SPEAKER_03: Don't answer that.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_03: Okay?
1:08:27
SPEAKER_03: You're gonna roll double damage on cancellation damage and pun damage.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_00: Feels a little unnecessary, but God's pissed off, man.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_00: Clearly.
1:08:36
SPEAKER_00: So roll row a d but from what I hear about this guy, surely if I just apologize, he totally forgives me.
1:08:44
SPEAKER_00: He's asked you to do something, he's asked you to roll a D8 for him.
1:08:46
SPEAKER_00: If he asked me, I don't know if you're gonna be a good one.
1:08:48
SPEAKER_00: This guy is so in me, man.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_05: This guy is angry.
1:08:51
SPEAKER_00: This is like this is an old testament guy.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_00: There's a sure guy.
1:08:55
SPEAKER_03: That one's a D8I.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_00: Sure thing.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_00: Why there surely there has to be people doing worse than you.
1:09:00
SPEAKER_00: I know.
1:09:02
SPEAKER_00: Surely surely.
1:09:05
SPEAKER_00: I don't call it.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_00: Do I want this to be low or high?
1:09:08
SPEAKER_00: Tell me what it is.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh nope.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I've done the rule again.
1:09:12
SPEAKER_00: So Yeah, you need it.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_03: No, no, you need to tell me what it is because you looked at it.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_03: I've picked it up.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_03: I think it was eight, wasn't it?
1:09:17
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't eight.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_03: It wasn't eight.
1:09:18
SPEAKER_03: What was it?
1:09:19
SPEAKER_03: But I think I should re-roll.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_03: What was it then?
1:09:20
SPEAKER_03: If you don't tell me what it was, I'll think it's eight.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_03: It was a six.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_03: Okay, thank you.
1:09:29
SPEAKER_00: Can't kill you off for the podcast.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_03: And then it's now I'm gonna need you to roll it again.
1:09:39
SPEAKER_03: Roll me an LD8.
1:09:40
SPEAKER_03: And don't pick it up this time.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_03: Does that say?
1:09:44
SPEAKER_03: Five.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_03: Five.
1:09:45
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:09:46
SPEAKER_03: So Don, remember the last time we had our meeting?
1:09:49
SPEAKER_03: I do.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_03: And do you remember what happened?
1:09:50
SPEAKER_03: You went down, you tried to be very silly.
1:09:52
SPEAKER_03: I think I did.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm not impressed, Don.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_03: This isn't good.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_03: Why are you doing this?
1:09:56
SPEAKER_03: Trying to make my friends laugh.
1:09:58
SPEAKER_03: Are they laughing?
1:09:58
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_06: Crying?
1:10:00
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
1:10:02
SPEAKER_01: I think they enjoyed it.
1:10:03
SPEAKER_01: We're comics.
1:10:04
SPEAKER_01: I think I think they like.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_01: Well, I know about Bill.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_01: I've met Bill already.
1:10:07
SPEAKER_01: He's not he's in a he's not a great guy.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_01: Is that a big thing?
1:10:10
SPEAKER_01: Whoa!
1:10:11
SPEAKER_00: Bill's a fantastic guy.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_01: You can't tell me.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we're yelling up into that.
1:10:16
SPEAKER_04: Whoa!
1:10:17
SPEAKER_03: She's up, everybody.
1:10:19
SPEAKER_03: You're in a bad route, okay?
1:10:23
SPEAKER_03: And you need to learn a very valuable lesson here.
1:10:26
SPEAKER_03: So I'm gonna leave you with this new fear.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_03: You are now terrified of booze.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_03: You will not be able to look at booze.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_03: If you see booze, you have to run away.
1:10:38
SPEAKER_03: That is now my punishment to you.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_00: That is literally a fucking mind fuck of a character now.
1:10:44
SPEAKER_03: So there's a Greek idea of what hell is, and hell is basically you're stuck in a room with uh food above you and water below you, but every time you reach for it, the food and the water just moves further away, so it's always within sight, but not within grasp.
1:11:00
SPEAKER_03: That is what you've now got with Booze.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_03: Fuck.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_03: For a flick my bean joke.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, you've learned a lesson.
1:11:07
SPEAKER_03: I don't think he has.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_05: How did you learn about the Greek idea of hell?
1:11:11
SPEAKER_00: I I know a lot of hangs.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_00: You know what?
1:11:14
SPEAKER_00: I know a lot of things too, and that's Greek.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_05: And so how did um and what kind of bralette did you get your you know so fucking much.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_05: Um all right, you're back.
1:11:24
SPEAKER_00: I feel like I've just been fucking finger blasted by that.
1:11:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, I know.
1:11:29
SPEAKER_05: I can't help but think that finger blasting is good.
1:11:32
SPEAKER_03: Well, if you don't want to because it's your second time.
1:11:35
SPEAKER_03: Really?
1:11:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he's actually.
1:11:37
SPEAKER_00: You can maybe say flick what's your first name?
1:11:40
SPEAKER_00: Flickma.
1:11:41
SPEAKER_00: And that's what's happened.
1:11:42
SPEAKER_00: I'm trying.
1:11:43
SPEAKER_00: Do you not want me to try and bring joy to the people that are listening to this fucking thing?
1:11:48
SPEAKER_00: I'm just trying to bring joy.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_03: But listen, that's the that's I didn't make the rules.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_03: God did.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_00: You literally made the rules.
1:11:54
SPEAKER_00: It was God.
1:11:56
SPEAKER_05: Right.
1:11:57
SPEAKER_05: Hey Gary, you want me to say it to her again?
1:11:59
SPEAKER_03: So much.
1:12:01
SPEAKER_00: So much.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_00: Yo, Flipper.
1:12:03
SPEAKER_00: This is a new bit of your character.
1:12:05
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, well, he's riddled with shit now.
1:12:08
SPEAKER_00: Fucking potentially either missing, not his or dead son.
1:12:14
SPEAKER_00: Wants booze more than anything, but is terrified of it.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_04: And chlamydia.
1:12:19
SPEAKER_00: Riddled with chlamydia, married to a fish.
1:12:22
SPEAKER_00: This can't has too much going on.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, widower.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_00: Well, we didn't know he was a widower.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, fucking listen to the episodes.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_03: Listen to the fish does listen to the episodes, buddy.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_03: Back in the real world, no.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_00: Well, try listening to your own podcast.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_04: You lick the pen.
1:12:38
SPEAKER_03: So uh he chucks you back down, and then are you gonna go for the armor clasp with Bean?
1:12:44
SPEAKER_03: I shouted that on my way up.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:12:46
SPEAKER_00: Armour class, improving it.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_03: Bean's like, what the fuck?
1:12:50
SPEAKER_05: So don't worry, Bean.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_05: It's he's just talking to God.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:12:56
SPEAKER_05: He'll be back in a second.
1:12:58
SPEAKER_03: So Bean goes, All right, okay, right, fine.
1:13:01
SPEAKER_03: I I'll I'll fix your armor.
1:13:03
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_03: So then she now is looking at Fanny to be like, what do you want?
1:13:07
SPEAKER_03: Do you want armor or do you want?
1:13:09
SPEAKER_00: You're right.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_00: I think you should be two for it to be balanced.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_00: I think one in armor class or two in buttons.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_05: Because I would get both of my weapons up one.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_03: You don't like one, you'd want to be able to pick one.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_05: Hmm, I'm gonna go.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_05: I'm gonna go plus one to my quarter.
1:13:25
SPEAKER_05: Actually to my dart.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_05: Oh, but I'm a mas Yeah, yeah, to my dart.
1:13:28
SPEAKER_05: Because I I can stay far away and have better aim with it.
1:13:31
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_03: Uh so Bean's gonna take it away and do all that.
1:13:35
SPEAKER_05: But no, it's as Bean walks away, I say, no, but what is your first name?
1:13:40
SPEAKER_03: My my first name is Bean.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_05: What's your last name?
1:13:44
SPEAKER_05: Do you guys not have first last names down here?
1:13:47
SPEAKER_03: On Toast.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_03: Why?
1:13:53
SPEAKER_03: Because we're there's a thunder crack in the sky, and you know.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_03: You just you feel almost in it.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_00: What are you doing to the listeners?
1:14:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, everyone will have enjoyed on toast there.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:14:05
SPEAKER_03: Everyone.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_03: Everyone.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_03: There needs to be consequences, but nothing's gonna happen.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_03: You just feel uh an anger.
1:14:11
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_03: Fuck off.
1:14:14
SPEAKER_00: So you're asking Don not to be funny.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's what it feels like.
1:14:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_05: Um what is being what is Bean saying while Don is feeling anger in his taint?
1:14:26
SPEAKER_05: What is it?
1:14:30
SPEAKER_05: What is Don?
1:14:31
SPEAKER_05: What is Bean say?
1:14:36
SPEAKER_03: My surname is too long.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_04: Too long?
1:14:40
SPEAKER_00: It's a fucking pun.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_00: It's a fucking pun.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_00: It's a fucking pun.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_00: Her surname is a pun.
1:14:46
SPEAKER_00: So it's every time we say been too long, are we gonna get fucking hoisted up to the sky and finger banged by God?
1:14:53
SPEAKER_00: Too long.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_00: Sounds French.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_00: Been too long.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_00: Too long.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_00: Too long.
1:14:59
SPEAKER_00: Been too long.
1:15:00
SPEAKER_03: Well, I think that's a good place to end this episode anyway, so you're gonna get new armor and new weapons in the next episode.
1:15:06
SPEAKER_03: And then uh the only thing that Derek's got you signed up to do at this point is to go and kill the evil in the lighthouse.
1:15:12
SPEAKER_00: We're going up to the lighthouse.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_00: That's a good idea.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_00: Why don't we just go up to the lighthouse first?
1:15:16
SPEAKER_05: No, we gotta sleep and level up and stuff.
1:15:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and find booze.
1:15:20
SPEAKER_00: Did we level up?
1:15:21
SPEAKER_03: You'll find out in the next episode.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, cliffhanger.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_00: I feel like I'm on traitors.
1:15:26
SPEAKER_03: Thank you for listening to episode six of Comics Quest.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_03: Uh yeah.
1:15:30
SPEAKER_03: Tune in for the next one, and we'll see you so then.
1:15:37
SPEAKER_05: Thank you so much for listening uh to Comics Quest.
1:15:41
SPEAKER_05: I would like to say thank you especially to Kitty Preston for our amazing logo, Alan Orr for the music, and Sean Stables on sound.