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#0190_ Do It Quietly — Secrets, Chaos & Unfiltered Stories · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Jen Psaki.
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  Speaker 1: where they live.
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  Speaker 1: It's public information. I don't need to be alive. Hillary
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  Speaker 1: is dealing with COVID. She's older. She's an older woman.
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  Speaker 2: my grandmother loved her. So that counts for something, right?
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  Speaker 2: No matter what this woman's done in her life. My
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  Speaker 2: grandmother really cared about her. And she was like gung-ho
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  Speaker 2: Hillary Clinton. Here with Ben Avery, of course. Everything okay
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  Speaker 2: with you? You have a very odd, you've had a
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  Speaker 2: very weird tone. It's made a lot of people uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I'm so thrown off. I feel like I've been doing... Well,
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  Speaker 4: you have.
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  Speaker 2: A very, like, it's a bossy, like, you get very
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  Speaker 2: bossy to everyone when you're, it's like your studio, and you're, like, very, like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, come on. Yes, you do.
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  Speaker 2: And everybody realizes it. You have a very kind of bossy,
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  Speaker 2: authoritarian streak.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm intentionally very open, open heart, and
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I'm very encouraging... And I feel like
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  Speaker 4: I bring a lot of, I feel like I light
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  Speaker 4: up a room a little bit. Not like a huge bulb,
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  Speaker 4: like a huge bright bulb of light, like a studio light,
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  Speaker 4: but I definitely, I'm carrying like a candle or like
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  Speaker 4: a torch or something. I come in and I just
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  Speaker 4: feel like, hey, Ben's here, everything's okay.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: You've now, that is your word quota for the next
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  Speaker 2: three episodes. You're not to.
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  Speaker 1: Utter another word. You are so out of line.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, we were here with Devin and Ida, Richie,
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  Speaker 2: friends of ours. It's late night in the studio, just
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  Speaker 2: hanging out. And the other day, we're.
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  Speaker 1: On a plane. Now, by the way, I sit in
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  Speaker 1: first class. He sits in coach.
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  Speaker 2: It's the way it is. It's the way it is.
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  Speaker 2: It's called capitalism. And I look back. He's sitting in
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  Speaker 2: the row right behind the first class curtain, trolling me, essentially.
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  Speaker 2: sitting in like a comfort seat or some type of
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  Speaker 2: like higher priced seat.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm looking at him. I usually never see him.
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  Speaker 2: And I walk sometimes to the back of the plane
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  Speaker 2: and I give him something that we get in first class,
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  Speaker 2: a hard boiled egg or something. I squirrel it away
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  Speaker 2: to him and he's sitting right up there. But you
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  Speaker 2: know how God punishes him? Tell everyone what happened in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the flight. Tell everybody what happened.
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  Speaker 4: A younger white man is sitting in the middle seat, fit,
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  Speaker 4: started vomiting all over.
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  Speaker 3: Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: How did you describe him, a younger white man? And
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  Speaker 2: then you said fit like he's fit?
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  Speaker 3: He's fit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what in God's name does that have to do
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  Speaker 2: with what happens next?
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  Speaker 3: It's not who you would think it would be.
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  Speaker 1: Who would you think it would be?
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  Speaker 3: An older woman.
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  Speaker 1: Of what race?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think the race is important.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you specified race. You brought it up.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. That's kind of weird I did that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting.
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  Speaker 3: What was a white guy?
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  Speaker 2: It was a white fit man, the enemy. And what
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  Speaker 2: then happened to you?
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  Speaker 4: He like crazy started vomiting all over his groin and
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  Speaker 4: his crotch.
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  Speaker 8: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: And he did it so much, he was flailing around
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  Speaker 4: for the throw-up bags. And he couldn't, there weren't any.
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  Speaker 4: And so he just kept going like about five times.
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  Speaker 4: Went into my Ridge Wallet backpack, went on my shoes,
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  Speaker 4: went on my pants. I'm stuck in the window. The
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  Speaker 4: guy in the aisle jumped up immediately, and I was
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  Speaker 4: just stuck. There was nothing I could do.
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  Speaker 1: Here's then what happens. They send them into first.
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  Speaker 2: I swear to God, they send these dirty pieces of
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  Speaker 2: shit covered in vomit into first class.
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  Speaker 1: To wash themselves off. And I'm like, what the fuck
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  Speaker 1: is going on? I'm not vomiting.
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  Speaker 2: So you bring some schmuck from steerage who's vomiting into,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a $ 2, 000 ticket, and this monster who's vomiting,
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  Speaker 2: you know, and I hope he's okay, because he said
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  Speaker 2: he passed out.
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  Speaker 1: When the plane took off.
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  Speaker 8: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: These are bad signs.
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  Speaker 3: You went unconscious, he said.
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  Speaker 2: We worry about him, and we want him to be okay,
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  Speaker 2: but we don't want him in first class covered in vomit.
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  Speaker 9: Right?
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  Speaker 2: What is Ron DeSantis doing at Disney World killing gay children?
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  Speaker 2: What's going on now? Why is Disney World, Disney World
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  Speaker 2: is in like, have you heard about this, that you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Say gay now?
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  Speaker 3: The don't say gay thing.
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  Speaker 1: In Florida, if you say gay, something happens. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What do they do? They get you.
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  Speaker 3: You march or something. Putin loves the don't say gay bill.
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  Speaker 1: Putin's. We want to play Devin's thing. It was so
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  Speaker 1: funny on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yes. Let me pull it up.
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  Speaker 1: The leaked.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to play this. This is a leaked. This
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  Speaker 2: is the reasons Vladimir Putin invaded the Ukraine. And I
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  Speaker 2: was against the Ukraine invasion in principle until I.
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  Speaker 3: No, keep going. I'm almost there.
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  Speaker 1: Well, why prepare? You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's 3 o'clock in the morning. We got the time.
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  Speaker 2: We got people breaking into the studio. Persians are coming
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  Speaker 2: in here with kebabs. Heidi's doing Arabian Nights.
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  Speaker 1: Why prepare? Another three hours here. It's all right. He's
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  Speaker 1: been with the dogs all day.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is Devin's video here.
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  Speaker 1: This is not Devin's.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't make this.
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  Speaker 1: This is leaked audio. This is why Russia has invaded
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  Speaker 1: the Ukraine.
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  Speaker 7: Good afternoon, good evening from Ukraine. I would like to
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  Speaker 7: say thank you to George Floyd from Ukraine. What is
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  Speaker 7: your name, Ukraine? I'm Garner. What is your name?
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  Speaker 10: Say their name.
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  Speaker 11: Say their name.
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  Speaker 7: Say their name. Say their name. I don't know what
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  Speaker 7: to say. I don't know what to say. I don't
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  Speaker 7: know what to say. I don't know what to say.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what to say. I don't know what
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  Speaker 7: to say. Who's going to do it? LeBron's the shop.
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  Speaker 7: Who's going to do it?
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  Speaker 2: Russian.
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  Speaker 7: Who's going to do it? Who's going to do it?
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  Speaker 7: Who's going to do it? Who's going to do it?
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  Speaker 7: Who's going to do it?
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  Speaker 2: You got to watch it, folks. If you are just
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  Speaker 2: listening to the show, you got to watch that as well.
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  Speaker 2: And now, of course, people actually, this is when you
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  Speaker 2: learn the intellect of the American public.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's truly terrifying.
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  Speaker 1: People thought it was real.
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  Speaker 3: Like 50% of people legitimately still think it's real. I'm
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  Speaker 3: still getting messages. Like, Putin doesn't give a fuck about BLM.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I doubt it.
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  Speaker 2: One of my favorite ones is the guy goes, if
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  Speaker 2: this is Putin, we're in real trouble.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like he's lost his mind.
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  Speaker 2: If this is Putin, we got a lot of problems
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  Speaker 2: on our hands because he seems unwell.
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  Speaker 1: How did you do Russian that well? It sounds like Russian.
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  Speaker 1: I guess.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, I say balala bala at one point, but
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  Speaker 12: I just looked up how to say hello and goodbye,
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  Speaker 12: and it all takes forever just to say one word
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  Speaker 12: in Russian, and then you just add Issa Rae.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do a Ukraine war report.
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  Speaker 2: Where is the Ukraine right now uh in terms of
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  Speaker 2: the we have the Russians who've advanced they've done horrible
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  Speaker 2: things in Maripol they're targeting civilians uh you know Now they're.
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  Speaker 1: Saying it's a stalemate. The media keeps doing this.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, is the media helping the Ukraine? The
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  Speaker 2: media keeps going, the Russians are losing. The next day,
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  Speaker 2: a city gets burned to the ground. Can the media
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  Speaker 2: stop running articles that say, like, Putin's hitting a stalemate?
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  Speaker 2: Immediately after that happens, they just start shelling civilian centers.
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  Speaker 1: How about telling him he's winning?
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  Speaker 2: How about the media writing an article saying, it's over,
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: you've done a great job.
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  Speaker 1: Like, this isn't working.
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  Speaker 2: This idea of just telling this guy he's losing every five.
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  Speaker 1: Like, if I was in Ukraine, I'd go, tell him
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  Speaker 1: it's good. They're winning. I know. Tell him he doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have to try so hard.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't exactly the best strategy here, to keep telling
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  Speaker 2: the guy... He's... And now we're pushing this coup angle.
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  Speaker 2: We're saying that there's a coup that... And Mark Gagliotti,
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  Speaker 2: who doesn't return my messages anymore, but is a really
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  Speaker 2: great journalist about Russia, and other people have said that
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  Speaker 2: Putin is relatively coup-proof. He's pretty... He's done a pretty
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  Speaker 2: good job of insulating himself. He monitors everybody around him,
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  Speaker 2: and he's... You know, relatively somewhat, you know, as invulnerable
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  Speaker 2: as you can be, even though there's always a chance,
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  Speaker 2: there's a shot.
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  Speaker 1: But now they're saying there's a.
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  Speaker 2: Coup and that the oligarchs are unhappy because they're losing money.
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  Speaker 2: And the new guy is going to be the guy
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  Speaker 2: who's the head of the FSB right now.
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  Speaker 1: And I forget his name.
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  Speaker 2: But they're saying there's a new guy that the oligarchs
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  Speaker 2: in Russia are tapping to replace Vladimir Putin.
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  Speaker 3: Viktor Yanukovych?
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  Speaker 1: Nope. That's not it, Ben.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let me try again.
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  Speaker 1: Swing and a miss from producer extraordinaire.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Ben Avery, swing and a miss.
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't the Surge guy either, right?
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: It's not Shogu. Sergei Shogu, shout out to Shogu. Shogu's
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  Speaker 2: been an early supporter of the show. Ironic that we're
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  Speaker 2: in the position we are now. Of course, this has
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  Speaker 2: been every article. It's the head of the Russian FSB now.
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: We could just Google that. We could Google head of
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: the Russian FSB. There it is, Alexander Bortnikov. He is
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: a Russian intelligence officer who has served as a director
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  Speaker 2: of the Federal Security Service since May 12, 2008. They're
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  Speaker 2: now saying that the oligarchs are mad they're going to
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  Speaker 2: throw Putin out and install Bortnikov. Now, obviously, this is
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  Speaker 2: probably just maybe some propaganda that we're throwing out there to,
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: you know, insert a little, you know, distrust in the
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  Speaker 2: Putin circle.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever it is. This is from what publication?
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  Speaker 3: This is from the Tribune in India.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: The Tribune in India, but they've run it a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of places. Group of Russian elite plans to assassinate Putin
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  Speaker 2: by poison claims Ukrainian intelligence. So Ukrainian intelligence claims that
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  Speaker 2: there's a plot right now to get rid of Putin
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  Speaker 2: and then replace him with the head of the FSB
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  Speaker 2: who will restore economic ties with the West. That is,
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't know if that's true or not,
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: but that's Ukrainian intelligence claims. saying that, bring this up, Zelensky,
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  Speaker 2: they're saying his green shirt has become a symbol of defiance.
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  Speaker 2: Zelensky's green shirt. This is the New York Times, by
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  Speaker 2: the way. This isn't, this isn't like a blog written
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  Speaker 2: by a student at Columbia University. It's the man in
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  Speaker 2: the olive tree, how President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine transformed
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  Speaker 2: the meaning of a.
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  Speaker 1: Piece of cotton. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: In the beginning, it was just a T-shirt, basic olive green,
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  Speaker 2: the kind worn under military fatigues or hauled out from
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  Speaker 2: the bottom of a wardrobe for workouts and weekends. Sometimes
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  Speaker 2: it was more brown than green. Sometimes it was a
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  Speaker 2: cross over the heart with a coat of arms in
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  Speaker 2: the center. But over the last four weeks, as the
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  Speaker 2: Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, has shed his former Navy suits,
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  Speaker 2: white shirts, and ties, the uniform of the politician for
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  Speaker 2: the T-shirt, wearing it in his daily videos to his
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  Speaker 2: country and his speeches to the European Parliament, to the
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  Speaker 2: British Parliament, to the American Congress, in his interviews over
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: the weekend with CNN, blah, blah, blah.
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  Speaker 1: A Zoom call with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what is happening? What?
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  Speaker 2: He did a Zoom, a widely tweeted Zoom call with
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  Speaker 2: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis. It is something more, a
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  Speaker 2: symbol of the strength and patriotism of the Ukrainian people,
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: a host of values.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Here's the deal. I've been up front from the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: The war is a tragedy. Putin's a monster. Invading a
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  Speaker 1: sovereign nation is absolutely wrong.
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  Speaker 2: But Putin has a nuclear arsenal and sadly has done this.
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  Speaker 1: He chose to do this.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't chose to, you know, he didn't choose to
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  Speaker 2: become a chef or a stand-up comedian or whatever. He's
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: a dictator and he's doing horrible things. He's killing women
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  Speaker 2: and children. This is a horrible thing. Whether it's done
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: in Ukraine or Iraq or wherever it's done, it's bad.
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  Speaker 2: But it's been done and we're living in that world.
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  Speaker 2: And my problem with the Zelensky thing is what is
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: the end game here? I mean, we're talking about the
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  Speaker 2: guy's T-shirt and they're shelling cities. Should we not be
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: trying to pressure the guy into making a deal and saying, hey.
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  Speaker 1: Man, we get it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the Ukrainian people are tough, but we need
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: to figure out a way to end this war and not,
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  Speaker 2: you know, make it into some type of.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't a party.
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  Speaker 3: I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, it is. It's scary.
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  Speaker 3: Can we go back to hating white people?
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 12: I thought this country hated white people. Why is the
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  Speaker 12: media so in love with the white Ukrainians?
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  Speaker 2: Well, when some of them are not, some of them
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: are legitimately Nazis. The Azov Battalion. They're Sieg Heiland. They're legitimate.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: It's not even like maybe they're Nazis. It's like they're
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: certainly Nazis. Mm-hmm. And they're singing at the Academy Awards,
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: the Azov Battalion, which is odd, but necessary.
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  Speaker 1: The T-shirt is a reminder of Mr.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Zelensky's origins as a regular guy, a connection between him
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: and the citizen soldiers fighting on the streets.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Listen, Putin's invasion is not justified because they have some
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Nazi battalions over there.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: But Their Nazi battalions aren't great.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: And articles about the Ukraine before the war, and again,
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: none of this justifies the invasion, but they were like,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: it's one of the most corrupt countries.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: They've got a huge Nazi problem.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: LGBT attacks are becoming more coordinated. These are all things
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: that were said about the Ukraine. I mean, Ukraine is
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: probably not a progressive paradise.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: But it still doesn't mean that Putin is seriously denazifying
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  Speaker 2: the country. But I just think we need to push
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: for some type of... We're getting too into Zelensky as
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: a guy. And he's getting too into this. It almost
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: feels like he's like, what happens when they say... It's
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: like his COVID, where it's like, hey, man, you're going
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: to have to give Putin some territory.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: This is the way it's going to work.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: You're not going to get out of this without giving
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Putin territory. He's kind of becoming a little Fauci-like, where
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: he's doing podcast. The country's getting killed, and he's on
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: My Favorite Murder. I mean, this is a problem, right?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's got to be... Some idea.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Of concessions being made by the Ukraine that they're not
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: going to be happy about because otherwise we're going to
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: see more death and more chaos and more carnage. And
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I understand Zelensky's in a spot and he didn't leave
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: his people.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: He didn't take the airlift out of the country. That's
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: all respectable. He's to be respected for that. But what
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: we have to be careful about is we just can't
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: have a guy who's... kind of, and people are going
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: to blame you. They're like, well, it's not his fault.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I understand that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: But we can't drag this out forever here because, you know,
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: people's lives are at stake. And there's already 10 million
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: people that have left the Ukraine. And we also can't
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: just have a nuclear war, which I know disappoints a
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: lot of people in the ruling class that think a
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: nuclear war would be a great idea. The New York Times,
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: by the way, this is a great article from the
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: New York Times about.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: They're now preparing you for nuclear war. The New York
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Times is now going out and.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Saying, hey, this nuclear war you're all freaked out about
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: is actually not going to be that bad.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I swear to God.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: They're going, hey, this nuclear exchange you've been dreading is
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: actually not the nuclear exchange of the 50s. It's actually
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: going to be much cooler than that. And that's a
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: little disturbing. I don't love that article that they wrote.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Any article that seems to minimize the damage a nuclear
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: war could do scares me. It's a little scary.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Here we go, New York Times, the smaller bombs that
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: could turn Ukraine into a nuclear war zone. And the
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: whole thing here, they had like a subtitle here, which
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: was basically, and maybe they changed this, but the thing
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: that I tweeted was essentially they were saying like, Experts
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: say a new generation of less destructive nuclear arms may
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: make the prospect of a nuclear strike less unthinkable than
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: it once was.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: So they're like, hey. What's the big deal? You know what,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: nuclear war? Is that what you're saying? I mean, I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: think the point is like, hey, there.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Could be a few nukes that go off. It's not
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: a big deal. It's not a big deal. There could
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: be a few nukes. We don't want it to get
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: too crazy. Concern about these smaller arms has soared as
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Vladimir Putin in the Ukraine war... has warned of his
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: nuclear might, has put his atomic forces on alert, and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: has had his military carry out risky attacks on nuclear
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: power plants.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: The fear is that if Mr.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Putin feels cornered in a conflict, he may choose to
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: detonate one of the lesser nuclear arms, breaking the taboo
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: set 76 years ago after Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Somebody goes, the chances are low but rising. And they are.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: They are rising steadily because we, I don't think, fully
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: understand the sanctions have crippled their economy. And this guy's desperate.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: And again, we keep running articles saying he's losing every five.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just not, you know, the whole media
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: angle here is like, it's over for you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 12: Every late night shows was talking openly about assassinating him
• 22:10
  Speaker 12: and people are making jokes about killing him and stuff.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: No, it's a great idea. James Corden's out there. Oh,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: we can, we can just kill him. Let's kill Vladimir Putin.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: He's lost the war. Pussy. Nuke us, pussy.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: It's like, it's a bit, it's a bit much. I
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: don't know what to think about all of this. I'm
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: a fan of a non-nuclear arrangement here.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: A non-nuclear, yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 12: I mean, doesn't the New York Times writer of this article,
• 22:47
  Speaker 12: doesn't he know he dies too?
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: All the people pushing this, isn't it just suicide?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: We all die. Some of them do. Some of them
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: have bunkers under the ground. Some of them.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: In D.C.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some people have been preparing for this, believe it's
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: an inevitability, believe it, you know.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: They also don't, you know, a.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Bunch of people die, they go, ah, you know. They
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: get back on track. They get back on track after that.
• 23:18
  Speaker 12: I read that nuclear war would wipe out like 700
• 23:20
  Speaker 12: million people and any survivors.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Hey, that's a real... Hey, by the way, inflation, not
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: a big problem anymore.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nothing brings the inflation numbers down like a nuclear war.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: You get rid of 700 million people, that's a good idea.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, things start to seem, because, you know,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: maybe 100 and some million of them are from our country.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Things start to seem a lot more reasonable when you
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: start shedding people. We got to shed people here. There's
• 23:51
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• 23:54
  Speaker 2: So whether it's a nuclear war or not, people got
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  Speaker 2: How bad is the economy right now? I mean, what
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: is the.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Price of gas?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: I saw California, it was six on average. It's 696
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: near where I live. Average US. Let's see, four.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: 696, even in your neighborhood.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: And like a little closer to downtown, but yeah. It's
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: really crazy.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: God.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Man, yeah, but it's about four, four, six, four, nine.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: National average is 4.2.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Do you have the Colbert bit? Let's get the Colbert
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: bit up about... I wonder if we can play it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Can we play it?
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: What's he doing?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Why can't we play it?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Because it's copyright of, what is that, CBS?
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they understand. I got an arrangement with them.
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: I do.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I got an arrangement with Viacom. I'm good.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: They don't... No, Colbert, where he tells everybody to go
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: buy a Tesla.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
• 28:40
  Speaker 11: I'll tell you what, I will never complain about a
• 28:41
  Speaker 11: destination wedding again. Russia has been hit with a series
• 28:46
  Speaker 11: of crippling sanctions, and it looks like there's more to
• 28:48
  Speaker 11: come because the U.S.
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: And its European.
• 28:51
  Speaker 11: Allies are now discussing banning imports of Russian oil.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Take that, Putin.
• 28:56
  Speaker 11: We're not going to buy our gas from a war criminal.
• 28:58
  Speaker 11: We're going to buy it from the good guys, Saudi Arabia.
• 29:03
  Speaker 11: But it's going to cost. Since the invasion, oil prices
• 29:07
  Speaker 11: have skyrocketed. Today, the average gas price in America hit
• 29:11
  Speaker 11: an all-time record high of over $ 4 per gallon. Okay,
• 29:15
  Speaker 11: that stings, but a clean conscience is worth a buck
• 29:18
  Speaker 11: or two.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: I'm willing to pay.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: It's important. It's important.
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: I'm willing to pay $ 4 a gallon. Hell, I'll pay
• 29:32
  Speaker 11: $ 15 a gallon because I drive a Tesla. Right now,
• 29:36
  Speaker 11: people all over the world are trying to find inventive ways.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: To help ordinary.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I mean, you know, I get it.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: This Addy joke's pretty funny, but, you know, telling people
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: you can spend another dollar or two on a gallon
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: of gas and, you know, that's not helping, right? I
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: don't think that really warms the hearts of people in
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: this country who are destitute.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Makes you furious watching that.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes you angry watching it because people are
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: suffering already. And I don't think that there's a real good,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: you know, clean conscience. I mean, clean conscience.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: What are we doing in, like, Yemen?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Pull up Yemen, by the way. See what's going
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: on over in Yemen.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: What's the latest?
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Just hit Google Image. Just hit Google Image Yemen.
• 30:25
  Speaker 9: All righty.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Go to the third photo over there.
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: What's that?
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: What happened there?
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: That looks like a scene out of the Bible.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: What's going on over there? That seems to be a
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: problem too. But nobody's talking about a dollar or two
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: gas for Yemen.
• 30:49
  Speaker 14: Jesus.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: Saudi Arabia has been bombing Yemen with American money and
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: American equipment for years. They've been carrying out what essentially
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: amounts to a genocide in Yemen. And this is why
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: people hate late-night comedy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: They hate performative activism. They hate all this stuff because
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: they know, they genuinely.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Know that it's fake and that it's very selective and
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: that it only, you know, it's a zeitgeisty thing.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: It's the in thing to do. and they're going to
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: have a thing on the Academy Awards. And I'm not
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: saying that.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: The Ukraine is not something that you should, you should
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: feel horrible about and, and notice, but saying, well, you
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: can have a clean conscience. You should never with the
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: things this government's done. You should never go to bed
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: with a clean conscience. If you're paying it, if you've
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: read a book, no clean conscience at all. Um, Amy
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Schumer tried to get Zelinsky on the show. We talked
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: about this on the Patreon. We're not going to go
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: over it again. But the Oscars have said no to that.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: They've said no, which is sad because I wanted to
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: see that.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Same.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I wanted to see Zelinsky.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: On the Academy Awards doing a comedy bit with Amy
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Schumer while his country's being attacked. I think that'd be
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: a good use of his time to.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Be on the Academy Awards....
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Making, doing a bit about the shelling of the country.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: What if Zelensky really came on and they just did some, like,
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: bit that just didn't land about... Now, the Nazis in
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: the Ukraine, because now they're taping people that are looting
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: and stuff to things, and people are going, look at them,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: they're doing the wrong thing. I mean, by the way,
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: all the things America's done with the... I mean, taping
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: people to a pole is not even the least of it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: But they are taping people. You know, it's martial law
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: over there. It's not great. So if they think somebody
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: is eluding or something, they're taping them to a pole.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: And this has made people very uncomfortable that are watching this,
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: trying to figure out, you know, what our role should be.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: vigilante punishment spreads in Ukraine. And a lot of people
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: that are doling out these punishments are this Azov battalion
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: of Nazis.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: But they're not the bad Nazis.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: They're not like the Nazis like that or like the Charlottesville.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: These are like.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: There's different kinds of Nazis and people don't realize this.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: These Nazis are in.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: When a Nazi is hot in this business, they're hot.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Let's get real. When a Nazi has heat in the
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: entertainment business, they got heat. It's a business about heat.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Not about talent, per se, but it's about heat. And
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: when you're hot, you're hot. And right now, the Azov
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Battalion is hot. We like them. They're in. We want
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: to know more. We like it. They're patriotic. They're standing
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: up to Putin. So they're not the Nazis that are out.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: There's Nazis that are out that we say they're not marketable.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: And let's get them off social. Let's get them off
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: social media. Let's put them in the back of the room.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Not a fan of those Nazis. But then there are Nazis.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: They're a little more cinematic. It's more exciting.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: They're more exciting.
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: The industry kids.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: They're industry kids. We hand-picked them. They're selected. You've been selected,
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Azov Battalion. They're the Nazis of the moment. They're the
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Nazis of the moment. And here's the deal.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: And this is, I'm going to, this is going to
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: come out wrong.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out how to say it and
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: remain with the ability to communicate with large numbers of people.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: But here's what I'll say. Every now and then.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: You.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Need a cool group of Nazis. Every now and then.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Not a lot. You don't want to overdo it.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: But every now and then, You need to overlook some
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: shit and just elevate a cool group of Nazis. Because, hey,
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: it's punk rock. It's punk rock. And we forget about that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: We've gotten soft, but... Now, do you... They just... The
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Azov Nazi guy literally just was broadcast on CNN.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: They had him on. Yeah, they had him on. They
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: had him on.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Let's see here. They had him on.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: They had him on to make his case.
• 36:30
  Speaker 12: Malcolm Nance on Twitter says there's no Nazis left in
• 36:33
  Speaker 12: the Azov battalion, that they've been rid of all Nazis.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Well, that's disappointing, isn't it?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: And.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Here's what I say about that. I don't believe that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: But maybe after this happens, the Azov Battalion's hearts will
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: be warmed by Amy Schumer.
• 36:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: What if Amy Schumer convinces the Azov Battalion to stop
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: being Nazis and start queering the space.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: By accepting.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: LGBTQIA2 people into their brigade.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Perhaps. So now we have the A's or the head
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: of the A's off battalion here.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his name is Dennis. Dennis, I'm trying to pronounce.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Don't even try with the names. Don't even try with
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: the names.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Here's the clip here.
• 37:32
  Speaker 15: Now, CNN has spoken with a commander, a Ukrainian military
• 37:37
  Speaker 15: commander who's been defending the city from the siege. Take
• 37:41
  Speaker 15: a listen to what he sent us a day ago.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: People are cooking food in the streets, risking their lives
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: under the.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Now, let me be honest. I get a Nazi vibe.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: If it was just based on vibes....
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: If it was just based on vibes... I get a
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Nazi vibe. Not saying what the defending of the city
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: is bad. Not saying you don't have to make alliances
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: with people that are nutty. But I get a little
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: bit of a Nazi vibe from this gentleman.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong. Let's see what he has to say.
• 38:29
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  Speaker 2: What about this Katenji Brown-Jackson, the woman who's the Supreme Court?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: People are getting mad at her because she's, I don't know,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: she sentenced some people with child porn to, I don't know, people,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: not a lot of, I don't know, people want her
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: to sentence, it's very late, but people want her to
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: sentence the people with the child porn for longer periods
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: of time, but apparently.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: So Josh Hawley went at her. And I don't know
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: if she had a response to that. So she's going
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: to push back here forcefully. She's a smart woman.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: These Supreme Court things. What were you going to say?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: She just, like, gave him a slap on the wrist. Like,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: it wasn't life.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I think she did, like, three months a few times. Yeah,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: it was, you know.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know the circumstances of every case. But I
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: think she was like, listen, you know.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: We all do it.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: I think maybe it was.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: That's what she said.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I think it was kind of, hey, you know, you
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: didn't see that stop sign type of thing.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: It was a fix it ticket.
• 44:28
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: You know, they're saying that she sentenced the defendants to
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: an average of 47% less time than what the prosecutors
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: asked for.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: But let's watch her push back. She firmly pushed back
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 44:46
  Speaker 14: Came up yesterday in the opening phase of this nomination hearing.
• 44:53
  Speaker 14: And it's the issue involving child pornography. I want to
• 44:58
  Speaker 14: turn to that issue because it was raised multiple times, primarily.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, is this country not beyond over?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, what an, what an embarrassing country to live
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: in at this point.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: It's been the most.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Apocalyptic lineup of topics.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, can you even imagine this? Okay.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: We got the Supreme court nominee and Hey, we want
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: to cover child porn and you're letting these guys off.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: You're letting these guys off to kiddie porn cases.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Explain yourself. I mean, this is the.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: And I mean, I hope she's not doing that, but
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: people are saying she is. Let's see what she says, please.
• 45:40
  Speaker 14: Senator from Missouri. And he was questioning your sentencing record
• 45:45
  Speaker 14: in child pornography cases that do not involve the production
• 45:50
  Speaker 14: of pornographic material. I thought about his charges as I
• 45:53
  Speaker 14: watched you and your family listening carefully yesterday and what
• 45:58
  Speaker 14: impact it might have had on you personally.
• 46:00
  Speaker 16: As a mother and a judge who has had to
• 46:04
  Speaker 16: deal with these cases, I was thinking that nothing could
• 46:10
  Speaker 16: be further from the truth.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: What we need to do.
• 46:14
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, wait, wait. That can't be it. Hold on, hold on.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Get this woman's response up, Benjamin, please.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: They've leveled a serious accusation.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they cut it off. This is the rest of
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: it here.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the rest is in text.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: I tell them about the adults who are former child
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: sex abuse victims. Tell me that they will never have
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: a normal adult relationship because of this abuse. I tell
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: them about the ones who say I went into prostitution,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: I fell into drugs, I was trying to suppress the
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: hurt that was done to me as an infant. Almost
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: every one of these sentences, when I look in the
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: eyes of the defendant who's weeping because I'm giving him
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: a significant sentence, what I say to him is, do
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: you know that there is someone who has written to
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: me and told me that she's developed agoraphobia, she cannot
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: leave her house because she thinks that everyone she meets
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: will have seen her, will have seen her pictures on
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: the internet, they're out there forever, at the most vulnerable
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: time of her life, so she's paralyzed. She added, I
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: tell that story to every child porn defense. Did she
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: just work child porn? Was that it?
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. Was that all she worked? Was child pornography?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Wasn't there anything else?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Are there no other cases in front of this woman?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: And I don't know. They're saying she's been lenient on this,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: but I mean.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope not.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope not either. That'd be horrible.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, here's the deal.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know if these cases are like a 19-year-old
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: has sex with a 17. I don't know what's going on.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: But there was one case, I think, where the guy
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: was 18 and the person was 8.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: That's not good. No, I mean, that's supposedly. That was
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: one of the cases. I don't know. I don't know.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's like, you know.
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: We're progressing as a country.
• 48:20
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: And then they go into the critical race theory.
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: How about we figure out the child porn first? How
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: do we just bounce from that?
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: So now let's talk about the don't say gay in Florida,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: because I've solved this issue.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: And again, I solved it on YouTube literally last week.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Where I said you do a take a tit, leave
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: a tit, where you give the kids prosthetics, fake dicks,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: fake tits.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: They don't make irreversible physical changes to their bodies. You
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: give them prosthetic dicks and tits and pussies, and you
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: hand them.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Out if they want them.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: It's a good idea. It's a great idea.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: You go to the guidance counselor, you get a puss
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: for the day. No, I'm dead serious.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: And that way nobody can say they're doing irreversible, and
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: if they grow out of it, and then when they
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: get older, if they go, yeah, I want a real puss,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: they get a real puss. If they grow out of it,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: they give the dick back, and they graduate.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Am I nuts, or is that not a humane compromise? Yeah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: The parents on the way to the school, they go,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: don't forget your dick. They grab the dick. I know
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: this sounds like I'm making light of everything, but it's
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: kind of what I have to do. I mean, I
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: know that comedy now is about my truth.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: This is my truth, my personal truth. It's not about you,
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: the audience of slobs. Got bust in here. It's about
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: my own personal truth. I'm plumbing the depths of myself.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I'm so goddamn significant. I need to continually plumb the
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: depths of myself because there's so much there. There's so much.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I have layers. And they're going to be peeled off.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Peel the layers off one by one.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Make myself vulnerable in front of a room full of people.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Disney workers walked out over the company's response to the
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: don't say gay bill. Well, what is the company's response
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: to the don't say gay bill? The recent statements by
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: the Walt Disney Company leadership recording company The Florida legislature's
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: recent don't say gay bill have utterly failed to match
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: the magnitude of the threat posed by the legislation. So
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Disney's kind of just going, hey, let's just, Disney's being Disney.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: They're not taking a hard stance on this. But Disney's
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: pretty pro-gay, right? They've been pretty pro-gay. Like Ben Shapiro's
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: doing these things where he's like, the Disney world, Disney
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: world has been taken over by LGBTQ people.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Gay people have taken over Disney. Disney's been completely gay forever.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: It's been gay. Every single movie is about guys sucking
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: each other off. That's what it's about.
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: So now they're saying they can't, employees are calling for
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Disney to stop making donations to certain Florida politicians, including
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Ron DeSantis, and commit to a plan to protect LGBTQIA
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: staff From such legislation. So what do you mean protect
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: the staff? I mean, put them in a magic kingdom.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Put them in a castle. I don't understand how you're
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: going to protect a gay staff. This bill's about two-year-olds.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: It's about second graders not being instructed a gender ideology.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: How many second graders are working for Disney? I don't understand.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: They go, we're going to protect the staff. It's about kids.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: It's like third grade and under.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Organizers of the walkout claimed that some employees of Disneyland
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: in California who did not feel safe to walk out
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Tuesday were told they couldn't wear pride trans Mickey pins,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: which they said Disney sells to show their support. I
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: want a trans Mickey pin. So they're basically saying you
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: can't wear trans Mickey pins. At Disney World, which I
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: don't agree with. Let them wear the trans pin of Mickey.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: What does that look like, the trans Mickey pin?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Can you get a trans Mickey pin up for Christ?
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: Trans Mickey pin.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: He's always behind the eight ball.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 52:55
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: It's the trans flag.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Flag with a Mickey hat.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: I believe that's a trans flag.
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: Let him wear it. Nobody even knows what it means.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: People don't know what that is. Somebody from Alabama is
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: going to be like, there's pretty colors.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Well, actually, I'm glad it's a trans Mickey pin. What?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: It's a trans Mickey pin. Gender's not real.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: Just put them on Space Mountain. Why does everything have
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: to be a big fight? Put them on Space Mountain
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: and have them eat the shit food, stand in the lines,
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: spend their money, and leave. So they did this walkout
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: at Disney World. By the way, I think everyone should
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: walk out at Disney World. Employees and visitors, and it
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: should be burned to the ground. I don't understand, as
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: a gay person who's been out for years, and by
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: the way, I do want to make an announcement on
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: the show. I'm coming out as queer because that means
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gay, but now I can be in movies.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I'm queer now.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: So I'm not gay because that's a little Nazi-ish, but
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: I'm queer, meaning that I'm gay, but more importantly, I
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: can be in movies because I'm queer, right? Now, which
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't mean, it just means that I can be in
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: the business again.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I can be in the industry again. I'm queer, I'm other.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I'm different.
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: Gender's a spectrum. Now, why are they hanging a gay
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Mickey now? What is going on here? So, they have
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: a gay Mickey and they've got tape around his arms.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: And he goes, I'm walking out too. So Mickey is
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: walking out. I'm so confused about everything now.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: This is them walking out right here.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: And it looks like this is in Burbank.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right. I can walk out.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: No, it's good.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: It's good. I'm somebody who's queer and now has a
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: career because I'm queer.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Queer is different than gay. It's a whole thing.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I get invited now to events. It's a very big change.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Realizing that I was queer... because I can't get anything
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: in the business made and put on television or in
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: a movie. So I realized overnight that I was queer
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: and that I had been suppressing that for a very
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: long time and I had only kind of been gay,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: which doesn't really mean anything.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: And I realized that.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Gay is very, it's an archaic concept because it's based
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: on gender, which we know isn't real. So the idea
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: that I am attracted to members of my same sex
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: isn't real because there are no sexes. I'm queer and
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: now I'm going to be the belle of the ball.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: And I'm excited about it because it's going.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: To make me money.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: My sexuality should make me money. My identity should make
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: me money. If you're coming out of something now, it
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: better be to make you money. Don't even, gay doesn't
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: mean shit. You better come out of something that can
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: make you money. Please, don't be stupid. So I'm proud
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: to announce that I am queer, and I refuse to.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Do business with Disney.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Until they let people wear the trans Mickey pin in
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: the haunted house.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: I mean, can.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: You imagine Ukraine reading this? There's just people sitting in
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: a bunker. Their entire lives have been destroyed. Their buildings
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: are just blowing up. And we're going, no, there's a pin.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: It's a Mickey pin, and we were told not to
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: wear it. A tower of terror.
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• 59:13
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• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the L.A.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Mayor's race here before the end of the show because
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: you brought up a great point.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: We have a great new mayor or candidate. Yeah, Caruso. Caruso.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: And I like this guy because Caruso built the Americana
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: in Glendale, which is a disgusting outdoor mall where animals go.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: And they eat at the Cheesecake Factory.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: But he's going to build one, another version of it
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: exclusively for homeless people and let them play in the
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: fountains and have fun. and shit wherever they want, and
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: I think that's the move. Can you get up his ad,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: his advertisement?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, yes, yes.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: They can't get mad at us playing that.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: Rick Caruso, he's going to be the new mayor of
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: Los Angeles because he is very good at building malls,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: so he's going to fix the problem because the homeless
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: crisis is really because.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: They don't have a mall.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think he put it on YouTube, but I
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: bet I could find it on his website.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: He's like, thank you, Ben. You don't have to telegraph
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: what you're doing. You can just deliver.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: But I like if he goes, he's like, the problem
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: is that they don't, homeless people.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Don't have a mall of their own. Give them a mall.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Give them an outdoor mall where they can, conduct their business.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, give them a trolley that goes around in anthropology.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Something's fun. Something's fun. Clear everyone out of H & M.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Let them go in there.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Here's an ad he's running called Faith, Family, and Community.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Think nobody can clean up L.A.? Yes. Meet Rick Caruso.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: Lifelong Angeleno.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: Husband.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: Father.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: Grandson of immigrants, raised to put faith, family, and community first.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: A lifelong builder and job creator, Rick created the Southland's
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: most beloved community centers, and he always shared that success.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? The Americana is a beloved
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: community center? It's a corporate hellscape. It's a beloved community center.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: People in Glendale don't know where to go.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it's a big outdoor mall. Community center.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: He hands out turkeys on Thanksgiving, like Frank Lucas.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Rick Caruso's a lifelong Angeleno.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: He's made billions of dollars building outdoor malls, and now
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: he's ready to build one for the homeless.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Keep going, Ben.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: Giving millions to provide health care and a good education
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: to kids in L.A. 's poorest neighborhoods and giving tirelessly
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: of himself. First appointed by Tom Bradley, he served LA
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 5: under three different mayors, fought corruption and waste, and cut
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 5: crime 30%.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 10: I'm running for mayor because the city we love is
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 10: in a state of emergency. Rampant homelessness, people living in
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 10: fear for their safety, and politicians at City Hall just
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 10: in it for themselves. My only special interest is Los Angeles,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 10: the city we love. It's why I'll work for a
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 10: dollar a year. And I won't take a dime from
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 10: special interests.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I'm already ready. I'll work for a dollar a year.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: I'm already loaded.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 2: And I'm a little sick of this city getting less
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: comfortable for me and my friends.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to work for a dollar a year.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: And we're going to use direct energy weapons on the homeless.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: You pay me a dollar a year.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: And I will have the LAPD out there with batons
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: every day. It'll cost the taxpayers only a dollar a
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: year for me to vaporize homeless people in the middle
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: of the night so you can feel safe going to
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: the Americana in Glendale and getting a fucking herb-crusted salmon
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: at the Cheesecake Factory for $ 48. I feel like the
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: people in this don't even know they're in a Rick
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: Caruso ad.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: He just took photos of people. The city we love.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Finish this.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 10: We can clean up L.A. Read my action plan at carusocan.com.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: Rick Caruso can clean up L.A.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Now, get an interview of him up before we get
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: out of here, because maybe I'm making fun of this guy.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got one right here.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe this guy's got it planned because you've lived here forever.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Tell people about it real quick.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: It's a great place. A lot of homeless people.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: What are the problems?
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: The homeless. And he's going to handle it.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Look at this man. He's going to fix it. Rick Caruso.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: We'll work for a dollar a year. These dumb slogans.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: I'll work for a dollar a year. Why the dollar?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: Just saying.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I have to make something.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: I got to be able to go home and look
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: at my wife. So I need at least a dollar
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: a year. Let's see what, maybe I'm wrong.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Let's see, Rick.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: About sort of what separates you, because ultimately this is
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: a job interview, right? And people have got to pick
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: who is the best person for this job. You have
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: a different biography than most of the other people.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: That are running.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: Why are you the most qualified person to lead LA
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: when a lot of the people you're running against have
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 8: a lot more experience in government service?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 10: Let me first talk about them generally for a minute,
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 10: which is an important question that you've asked. They've had
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 10: a lot of opportunity. They've had decades of public service
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 10: to get something done, and they haven't.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: They failed.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 9: And I just find it interesting.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 10: That you've got a group of people that are tasked
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: with making the city safe and livable, and they've had
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: a decade to get it done. They've failed, but they
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: want a raise and a job promotion. That wouldn't happen
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 10: anywhere else, right? And so if you think they've done
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: a good job, I'm not your candidate. If you want
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 10: more of the same, I'm not your candidate. Let me
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 10: tell you about Rick Caruso. I've worked hard. I'm from
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 10: humble beginnings.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 9: I love life. I love giving back.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 10: And I've got a track record of moving into a
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: situation where there's a serious problem or a crisis and
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: fixing it.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 9: I came into LAPD.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: For example, last summer at the Cheesecake Factory at the Americana,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: there was a crisis. Because one of the chefs was
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: drunk every day, and he was burning the chicken fingers.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: And if you know anything about the Cheesecake Factory, we
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: got great chicken fingers in there. So what I did
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: was I sent him to a rehabilitation program and brought
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: in another.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: Chef who was actually my deadbeat cousin.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: My deadbeat cousin came in there, and he actually did
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: a great job. But that's the kind of experience I have.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 10: Under a federal consent decree, run by a federal judge,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 10: crime was spiking. I reformed LAPD, hired Bill Bratton, we
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 10: dropped crime by 30%. That was a crisis situation. Asked
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 10: to step up at USC. We turned USC around with
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: a lot of help from leadership, but that's a very
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 10: different enterprise today than.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 8: It was before.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Because if this works, the only people committing crime in
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: this city will be the cops.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: If my plan is.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Enacted, the only dangerous people in this city will be
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: the police.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: I want to restore L.A. back to the Rampart PD days.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: As we know, the LAPD is a great institution that
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: I'm proud, proud to.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I reformed them. That involved telling them, hey, hey, do
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: it quietly. I reformed the LAPD with my Do It
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: Quietly program. Do it quietly.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Do it quietly.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: It's my do it quietly program.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: It's very successful.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: Where we encourage cops to behave exactly as they were,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: but quietly. You bust that guy's head in quietly.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Don't make a big deal about everything. See the rest
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: of this. You know what? This guy's, I'm starting to
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: believe in him. Yeah, he's good.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 10: Four years ago, when I took over as chair, and
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: I have this passion about Los Angeles, and we're in
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 10: a crisis.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: That's what it is. Let's say what it is.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 10: And I've got a track record of being able to
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 10: manage through a crisis, lead, I'll hold myself accountable, I'll
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 10: make tough decisions, and I'm not looking for another job.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 10: I want to be mayor. I want to get a
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 10: job done and go home. I'm not looking at making
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 10: decisions through a political lens to get reelected. like all
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 10: of my other candidates who are running are doing.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: And when you say USC, you were chairman of the
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 8: board of trustees at USC.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Fight on.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: So let's talk about, because we know the two biggest
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 8: issues right now, you lead with them in your campaign ad.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Why don't we ever see the face of this guy?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: Is this Milo Yiannopoulos?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: Why don't we.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Why don't we ever see the face of the interviewer?
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: This is incredibly disturbing. Have you ever seen an interview
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: like this? You don't even see the face of the interviewer.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is happening?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: I guess Fox 11 only brought one camera or something.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: And why is he being interviewed in a restaurant?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: What's going on? All right, keep going.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: All right, all right. I am some of your critics.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: point to the fact that you supported George Gascon for
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 8: district attorney. Do you regret that? And do you now
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: support his recall?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 10: So I knew George when I was the president of
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 10: the police commission and he was a deputy chief and
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 10: he wanted to be chief. I didn't make him chief.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 10: He wasn't ready for it at the time. And I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 10: hired Bill Bratton. Now he left and became the chief
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 10: at Mesa, Arizona, then went up to San Francisco.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 9: I knew a very different George.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 10: Now what happened to George on his journey from Mesa
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 10: to San Francisco that changed the way he thought about
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 10: fighting crime is very different than where he was. So
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 10: early in his campaign, I did support him.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 9: He was a friend.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 10: I knew him from our time together at LAPD. Once
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 10: his campaign started rolling out and I was hearing about
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 10: what his plans were, I quickly pivoted and I gave
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 10: to Jackie Lacey and I gave her a significant amount
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 10: of money.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 9: To support her.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: I regret what George has done, and I think George
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 10: either needs to stand up and say, the policies that
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 10: I've put into place are harming our communities, and I'm
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 10: going to change them, or he should step down, and
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 10: if he doesn't step down, he should be recalled, because
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 10: he is harming our communities. And I stand with Charlie Beck,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 10: and I stand with Bill Bratton that said the same thing.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 10: This was a different George than we all knew when
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 10: we worked at LAPD together.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 9: I don't know what's happened. But clearly he's got to change,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 9: or he's got to go.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: The other big issue is homelessness. Number one thing you're
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: going to do that's going to be different than the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: people that have been in there so far.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 10: Day one, declare a state of emergency. Move the authority
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 10: into the mayor's office. I'll be accountable to fix it.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 10: I'm going to build the smartest team in the country
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: to go fix the problem. We're going to go build 30,000
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 10: temporary beds. We've got excess land throughout the city that's
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 10: declared surplus land. We're going to give people an option
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: to move into a clean, safe place in a very
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 10: humane way, give them the right services that they need,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 10: mental health, physical health, but you don't get a choice
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 10: to stay on the street anymore. The minute we have
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 10: a bed for you, you move into the bed, or
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 10: otherwise there's a consequence to being on the street. You
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 10: have to draw a bright line that we've got communities
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 10: all around Los Angeles. Whatever demographics.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: What you.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: Have to do is you have to do the best finishes...
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: You have to really do indoor-outdoor living because a lot
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: of them are outdoor anyway. You have to do indoor-outdoor living.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: You need large windows, lots of natural light. You need
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: buildings with gyms. We need to move them into luxury.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: So we're going to build all these luxury units, and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: if the homeless people can't afford them, we just sell
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: them to foreign billionaires.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: But the most important thing.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: We're going to give the homeless people the option to
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: get a job that pays a lot of money and
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: move into these units for $ 18, 000 a month. And if
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: they can't afford that, we're going to just put these
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: units on the market at market value and we'll leave
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: the homeless exactly where they are.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 10: That are severely impacted by encampments. You can't tolerate it anymore.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 8: When you say there's a consequence, what does that mean?
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 8: You're arrested?
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 9: Probably you're arrested.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 10: If we give you a bed and we give you
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  Speaker 10: the services and we clean you and we feed you
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 10: and we support you, and I think there should be
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: retraining programs to get people back on their feet that
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: can get back on their feet, why then should we allow.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 9: People to live on the street?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: Good point.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 9: And where do you draw that line?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: You can't.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 10: And that's what's happened with this problem. Everybody has been
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: so politically correct in their mind, whatever that means, to
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 10: deal with it. The problem has just gotten larger.
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  Speaker 8: Let's talk about your place in this race. You live
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 8: a very comfortable lifestyle after working really hard and being
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 8: very successful in business. That is the American dream, right?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 8: But the average American doesn't live your lifestyle. The average
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 8: Los Angelino doesn't live your lifestyle. How do you relate
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: to somebody who's struggling to pay the bills?
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 9: Well, let me tell you.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 10: Again, I grew up with immigrant parents from Italy that
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 10: lived in Boyle Heights, and my grandfather was a gardener,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: and I remember riding in his truck, and I remember
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: a family that lived from paycheck to paycheck.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 9: There was always a meal on the table.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: My father was an Italian fascist. He was a supporter
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: of Mussolini. How do you relate to the regular people?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: My father was a fascist who supported Mussolini. They lived
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: paycheck to paycheck, and he used to read books on Hitler.
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  Speaker 2: So I know exactly what people in this country are
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: going through right now. I can relate to all of them.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Let's hear the rest of his answer.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 10: It's a paycheck. Great pride being an American and great
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 10: belief in this city. And that's the spirit I do
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 10: this with. But I have also spent the last 30
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 10: years working in East LA and working in Watts, supporting
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 10: the underserved, education and health care, the track record and
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 10: the understanding and the families that I know down there
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 10: that my children have worked with, that we become personal
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 10: friends with.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 9: I understand it.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 10: I've got people who leave space for me that are
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 10: small businesses that struggled during the pandemic.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 9: We waived all the rent. We wrote everything off. We
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 9: supported them financially because I started as a small business.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I started with.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 9: No business and I built it. So I do understand it.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 10: So this notion of that I don't connect, I'm probably
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 10: more connected because of our work in the inner city
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 10: than most people. And I want to expand helping the
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 10: great people of the city, especially those that really need
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 10: help by being mayor. That would be a great gift
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 10: to me. I'd be honored to do that.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: All right, that's Rick Caruso. I mean, I don't know,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: maybe he'll be good.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 12: He's the only person with evidence of something that he
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 12: did that I could, like, go to.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: How about this one? They're trying to get elected.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: All my comic friends on the east side, they're trying
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: to get Eunice elected.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Let's get Eunice up before we get out of here.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Let's see. Eunice, she's running.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: Sato? No.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: I might be pronouncing your name wrong. I'm going to,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: I'll get it right now. It's for E-U-N-I-S-S-E-S, Eunices. And
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: she is running for, I don't know, city council?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Hernandez?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe so.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Now, let's get an interview with her.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Okay. Now, I don't think she's running for the same thing.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: What made- Did she- Let's see her advertisement. Because we're
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: in L.A. now, and we want to protect the people.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: What were you going to say?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: What's her mall?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: She's not built a mall.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: She's not built a mall.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: She's got a couple of tables set up on the
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: street where they're selling fruit.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: But that's nice. I like fruit. Keep going.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: This is a los angeles for the people her i
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: believe it's an ad.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 17: What makes la home to me it's the people i
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 17: grew up in highland park when i was a kid
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 17: we knew everybody in the neighborhood But slowly, things started
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 17: to change.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Faggot hipsters came in with their comedy shows. Then another.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: People started wearing fucking weird hats.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: Getting on stage and doing these faggot hipster dances. I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: didn't enjoy that. We wanted to kill those people. But
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: now they tweet about me so they're cool.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: Kidding.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 14: Kidding.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: Then another.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 17: Neighbors, friends, family locked up for things like cannabis or
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 17: mental health crises when what they needed was care. In
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 17: my moment of need, I called 911 like.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: We're told to do.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 17: The police came, but they wouldn't even get out of
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 17: their car. So I went to school to become the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 17: law enforcement officer who would have helped me. We spent
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 17: billions on overstuffed police budgets instead of funding neighborhood services
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 17: that would help folks stay in their homes. And that's
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 17: how genderfication and criminalization intersect. In the last 10 years,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 17: genderfication has devastated us. But it doesn't have to be
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 17: this way. I've committed my life to undoing the harm
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 17: inflicted by this lack of investment in our families, youth,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 17: and elders.
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: And we're starting to win. We've passed sentencing.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 17: Reforms to liberate our neighbors and reunite families. We stopped
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 17: the building of two new jails and put that money
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 17: into our community. During the height of the pandemic, we
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 17: got millions of people to vote for Measure J, which
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 17: will fund the life-affirming responses my loved ones and I
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 17: deserved in our time of need. My family had to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 17: fight to stay in our neighborhood, and against all odds,
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 17: we won. Now, I'm running for city council to make
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 17: that easier for everybody in District 1 and across LA.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: The workers, the young.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 17: People, LGBTQ plus folks, black people, people of color, immigrants,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 17: we are the community. We deserve a city that cares
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 17: for our residents, that embraces our history, not erases our history.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 17: We deserve a city where the responses to our most
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 17: vulnerable moments are life affirming. We deserve a Los Angeles
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 17: that's for the people.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't hate her.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I think she says a lot of valuable stuff. I
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: don't know if you can abolish the cops. I think
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: she's on that train. I just don't think sending social
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: workers out to, you know, violent crimes is.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Probably the way to go.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: But I think she says a lot of valuable stuff.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: I think that, you know, you do need to find
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: a way to not have gentrification displace people, turn everything
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: into a corporate mall. take away all the flavor and
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: individuality out of communities. I think she's right about that.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: I think she's probably got some wacky, batty ideas that
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: will end up getting a lot of people killed. But,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: you know, see, Patrice Cullors endorses her from BLM. This
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: is the woman who bought four houses.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: With the money. This is not what we need. Oh,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: that's her. I believe so.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Unless I'm completely wrong about that, but I
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: believe that is the case. Yeah, it's the abolition of
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: the police is.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: Really the wrong move.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: And in that sense, I don't think this... But a
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: lot of what she's saying, I.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: Agree with.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: But I think you need to retrain police, you know,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: have them be held to different standards... I just don't
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: think getting rid of the cops is a good move here.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: But I'm all for affordable housing. I think the prison
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: system is a mess. You got to clean that up.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 2: I don't think anybody should be going away for cannabis,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: I think. But I mean, again, you start going into
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: the bail reform and, you know, people get out of jail,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: then they kill people. You know, so I do think
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: there's got to be a nuanced approach here. It can't
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: be just like, let's let everybody out of the jails
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: and see what happens. It's not just going to be
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: everybody eating tacos on the street with the guitars, which
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: I know because if you watch her, if you watch
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: the thing, it's just everybody playing guitars and eating tacos.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: There's a fair amount of hell being unleashed in the
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: city right now, too. Fair amount of people being murdered.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: It's not just all tacos and fun and sing-alongs. But,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: you know, I don't hate her. Where is she on
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: the issues, Ben? Go up to the issues.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: Right here. She seemed earnest.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Currently, nearly half of LA city budget is allocated to
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: law enforcement statistics and decades of tough on crime policies
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: prove that this does not result in safer communities.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: That's not true.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: I mean, literally crime everywhere has gone down except recently
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: LA needs urgent widespread investment in mental health services, public
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: healthcare for, but that's all true.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: That's all true.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: But you also need to retrain police with money. You
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: can't suck the funding out of something and then you
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: don't have the resources to retrain cops. You can't replace cops.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: I don't think that's, you know, you can in certain instances.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: Homelessness.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Many on our streets suffer with untreated mental health needs,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: problematic substance use, and physical health needs. We must meet
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: the moment with proven and effective services, housing, and strong
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: renter protections.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, but, you know, that's not exactly specific.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Immigration, I will fight for a fully funded permanent universal
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: justice fund, the right to vote in local elections for
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: all Angelenos, regardless of citizenship status. Yeah, I don't know
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: that people are going to be in for that either, going,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: if you're not a citizen, you can vote. I mean, again,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: that doesn't necessarily get people excited about, when you go.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Whether you're a citizen or not, you can vote.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: Because if you take that to its logical conclusion, you'll
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: just have tons of people that aren't citizens coming to
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: the country, being entitled to every benefit, citizens, and then
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: you don't really have a country. You have a grab
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: bag of things that people want that they can just get.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: And that doesn't mean that a lot of these people
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: won't become great citizens, but it's You know, there's got
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: to be a process to make them citizens, and then
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: when you are a citizen, you're entitled to things, you
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: should vote.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: I think if you're a non-citizen, you should.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: Be treated humanely, but I just think there should be some,
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 2: in every country in the world, there is a distinction
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: between a citizen and a non-citizen. Every single country in
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: the world. It's not America, it's not white supremacy, it's
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: not the patriarchy, it's just what it is.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: But, hey, who gives a fuck? I live in Austin.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: Fuck it. gives a shit what happens to this dump.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 1: Where does Rick Caruso live?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Where's his house at? I bet it's Pasadena.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: Is he living like a baller?
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: He seems like a Pasadena guy. He's just sick of...
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 3: Look at this.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: Rick Caruso pays $ 18. 6 million for the Newport Beach mansion
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: next door.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about!
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Nice!
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 10: Nice!
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: I think he has a house in Brentwood, too.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 1: That's right. Who wants to make the drive?
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, here's his one in Malibu, Tim.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 2: He lists it for $ 40 million. Here's the deal. Malibu's
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 2: just not the Hamptons. It just isn't when you look
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: at these homes. I mean, I like Malibu. It's pretty,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 2: but yeah, it's just not it. It's very pretty. It's
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: just there's no taste. Look at the way the house.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: It's just no taste.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: It's a real problem. This is what he should have
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: led with. He should have talked about real estate. Be
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: a gangster.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: He goes, I listed an oceanfront property in Malibu for
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: $ 40 million.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: It went over market. We closed at $ 42 million. That's
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: the experience I'm going to bring to L.A. So you
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: got a choice between him, this guy who's got a
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: real estate portfolio that's half the city budget, and then
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: the other girl who goes, and then the other girl
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: who's like, we kill cops. If you see a cop,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: we kill them.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: Two extremes.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: What are the changes you've seen in L.A. since you
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: were a youth?
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: It was about how it is now, like crime-wise, like
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: when I was like a kid.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it got better.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it got pretty good.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 12: Like when I was in high school and up until
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 12: basically the pandemic. And now it's kind of like back
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 12: to gunshots and tons of homeless people and more homeless
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 12: people than I've ever seen in my life. So that's
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 12: why I'm going to go with Caruso here.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe we got to go with Caruso and see what happens.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: We need an Italian in there. Yeah.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: We need a guy.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: He's going to put all the homeless in like an abandoned...
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: Katsuya and just close the door.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: I'm building another Americana strictly for the homeless so that
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: they can pretend to shop, play in the fountains, take
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: shits wherever they want. We'll have fountains filled with fentanyl
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: in the new outdoor mall strictly for the homeless designed
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: by Rick Caruso. What do you think about Caruso, Ben?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Caruso?
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's a rich guy, right? So he's insanely wealthy.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: And he's bored.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: He's elderly.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: And he's bored. Let him fuck around.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why not?
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: He's rich and he's bored.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: When rich people get bored, they got to get in
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: there and try to pretend they're going to fix it all.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: You're bored.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: What are you going to do? You got $ 20 million
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 1: in Newport Beach, $ 40 million in Malibu. You're bored.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: It's the natural progression.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: It's the natural progression. Go in there and see what
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: you can do. He goes, we're going to give the
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: cops harpoons. Now, what do you think, Rick?
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: How are you going to handle it? We're giving the
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: cops better weapons, direct energy weapons. There's pulses and things
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: you can do. And a lot of my friends at Raytheon,
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: we've been having lunch. over at the Miramar Hotel, the
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 2: Rosewood Miramar.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: It's lovely. Get the salmon.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: And they've been telling me there are direct energy weapons
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: we can use with pulses that will make people instantly
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: drop to the street and start shaking.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Rick.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Devin's got a very funny podcast called Hate Watch, where
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: you watch things you dislike.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like this.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Not your show, but this one in particular.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 3: And you were just on it. It was really great.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a lot of fun. Check out that episode,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: Hate Watch, with Devin Costa.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: Can we put Ida in the chair and just talk
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: about the Kardashians for five minutes?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sure.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 8: No, no, no.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: I can't be on camera right now. Okay, from off camera,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: can you discuss that? Sure, sure.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Go ahead.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: Tell us about the new Kardashians.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: Here, wear it in your sunglasses.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 1: Can you tell us about the new season? Yeah.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 13: I can't say much, but it'll be on Hulu.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: And it's going to be epic.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: And what excites you about this family so much? Because
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: you really, now I respect them. They've got a trillion
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: dollars now. They have more money than all of us.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: They have more money than the country.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 13: Yeah, they fascinate me because I think they're the closest
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 13: thing this country has to a monarchy.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: That's true. Rightfully so.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 13: I mean, they're kind of the epitome of capitalism, but
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 13: I think that they actually... They've kind of proven themselves
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 13: in a way.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. Why not elect them? Yeah, why not?
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: Why not elect Kris Jenner to be the mayor of LA?
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: No one's ever accused her.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Or the governor of California. Like, why not elect Kris
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: Jenner to be the mayor? She'll make those homeless people stars.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 7: Truly.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, 100%.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: She'll have those homeless people fucking each other on camera.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 1: She'll be releasing those tapes. Homeless people just need a show.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: Homeless people really just need a show.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 2: And the fact that they don't have one is why
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: they're not getting ahead in this town. And Kris Jenner
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: will show them how to play the game.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: She's efficient. She's a beast. She gets it done. She
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: absolutely gets it done.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 3: This will just be an.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 13: Elevated version, I think, of the e-show.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 2: Well, now what I liked about the preview is they're
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: threatening people now. They're like, we'll destroy them.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 1: Yes. Like, you know... It used to be kind of,
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: you know, in the background.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 2: Now they're saying we have the resources and the time
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: to just destroy them all.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like succession. Yeah, it's succession. For L.A.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: It's succession for retards. Is what it is. It's succession,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: but it's about lip gloss. And I think it's important.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: Play the Hulu. Can you play this, Ben?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we can. If I hear music, though,
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: I'm going to edit this out.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: Was a big.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: Change for us.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Life without cameras was a big change. What did that last,
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: for two months? I think.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 6: Less.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 1: It's succession. So how does it feel to be back?
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: We've had so much time off.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 4: We've kind of gone into our own world.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: They own you. You know, this is what I'd have.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, and you love it.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 11: And I've been in this game long enough to know
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 11: that you just have to be yourself.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 9: They're gonna like you for who you are, not what
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 9: you wear. I'm just kidding, obviously.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: They're just hot.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 9: I feel like.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: We're being chased.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 8: Tristan and I are complicated.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: Trust takes time.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 8: Travis and I want to have a baby.
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: Put the sample in this cup.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: We'll take our mics off.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 8: You don't get the audio.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 16: This is a relationship that I don't think anybody saw coming.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 9: Who are you texting, Ken?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 4: Does his name rhyme with feet?
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 8: It's so easy to comment on people. We have no
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 8: idea what they're actually going through.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 9: It is really hard with Kanye.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 5: He told me my career is over.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Why are we always making excuses for the people that
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: traumatize us?
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 12: I'm out.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 15: This is so ridiculous.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 8: We have all the time and all of the resources
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 8: to burn them all to the ground.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Never go against the family.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 6: Never go against the family.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Dude, the last scene should be just Kris Jenner She
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: like sits back, you know, she like rolls back on
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: like a chair and she just sits there and she
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: turns around and she just says, hello, Vladimir.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: And Putin just.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: Goes in and they start making out. Kris Jenner and
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 2: Vladimir Putin just start making out and they're like, never
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: go against the family.