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- 0:01Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty six and we have a new futuristic discovery. Ryan.
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- 2:31Speaker 3: Yep?
- 2:32Speaker 1: Okay? It is twenty twenty six and I want to
- 2:34Speaker 1: start with a listener email. Oh wow, this is from
- 2:38Speaker 1: a longtime listener Joe Schlob.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Oh wow, I would does stone break? He's crazy?
- 2:43Speaker 1: He wrote, Hey, Tim, I think Ryan has been trying
- 2:45Speaker 1: to overshadow you in the pod. I noticed in twenty
- 2:47Speaker 1: twenty five you let the dog off the leash a
- 2:50Speaker 1: little bit. Time to pull the leash back or put
- 2:53Speaker 1: the mangy dog down. He's challenging you, and if you
- 2:56Speaker 1: had any balls, you wouldn't stand for it. Wow. Well, Joe,
- 3:00Speaker 1: I happen to totally agree. I think that in twenty
- 3:03Speaker 1: twenty six you need to take more of a backseat.
- 3:05Speaker 3: I mean I got your text on New Year's Eve
- 3:08Speaker 3: about your resolutions, and number three was less Ryan, so short.
- 3:13Speaker 1: I wrote, more pause, but less Ryan, Like, how is
- 3:15Speaker 1: that possible?
- 3:17Speaker 3: How is that possible? I mean this, I mean this.
- 3:20Speaker 3: You didn't you really haven't finished Great Gatsby. There's plenty
- 3:22Speaker 3: of books to read live on the pod.
- 3:24Speaker 1: I mean I still got to finish Great Gatsby. Yeah,
- 3:26Speaker 1: we'll save that for April first, A long time four
- 3:31Speaker 1: back in twenty twenty six in the future, A new
- 3:34Speaker 1: year with new possibilities. Yeah, and I wanted to start
- 3:38Speaker 1: the year on the right note, and that is with
- 3:40Speaker 1: Gremlins two. Yeah, Gremlins to the New Batch, because new Year,
- 3:45Speaker 1: New Batch, New year, New Batch. This movie we talked
- 3:48Speaker 1: about how insane Gremlins is. Yes, this movie is so
- 3:51Speaker 1: insane that Keane Peel did a sketch about it.
- 3:54Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:55Speaker 1: So for those of you who aren't familiar with this
- 3:57Speaker 1: movie or the King's Peel sketch, I'm actually in the description.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I'm got up with the YouTube link for the keys
- 4:02Speaker 1: Peel sketch so you can understand it. It's like, basically
- 4:06Speaker 1: like Key is playing like noor Is appeal. He's been
- 4:11Speaker 1: like cocobee ware. Basically, yes, yes, Jordan, yeah, yeah, Jordan Peele,
- 4:16Speaker 1: and he is pitching. It's like sort of the production
- 4:20Speaker 1: writer's room for Grumlins too, because as we get into
- 4:24Speaker 1: as we'll get into it, this movie had a rare,
- 4:29Speaker 1: very very rare situation where essentially, so let's just talk
- 4:32Speaker 1: about the budget and profit. I saw that the budget
- 4:35Speaker 1: was fifty million dollars and it made forty two million dollars,
- 4:39Speaker 1: so it's a box office disaster. But I guess what
- 4:44Speaker 1: year was this again?
- 4:45Speaker 3: This is nineteen ninety this movie came out, and what
- 4:47Speaker 3: year was Gremlins eighty four?
- 4:49Speaker 1: So it was six years So I wanted to read
- 4:51Speaker 1: some trivia. This is from Wikipedia. This is the history
- 4:54Speaker 1: of this movie. The original Gremlins was financial success, and
- 4:57Speaker 1: Warner Brothers asked this director, Joe Dante, to make a
- 5:00Speaker 1: sequel right away. Dante declined because he saw Gremlins as
- 5:03Speaker 1: having a proper ending, and thus the sequel would only
- 5:06Speaker 1: be meant to make profit. Moreover, the original film was
- 5:09Speaker 1: a taxing experience for Dante and he wanted to move
- 5:12Speaker 1: on from Gremlins. Work on Gremlins two continued without him.
- 5:15Speaker 1: As a studio approach, various directors and writers. Storylines considered,
- 5:19Speaker 1: including sending Gremlins to cities like Las Vegas or even
- 5:24Speaker 1: the planet Mars. After these ideas all fell through, the
- 5:28Speaker 1: studio returned to Dante, who agreed to make the sequel
- 5:33Speaker 1: after receiving the rare promise from the studio of having
- 5:37Speaker 1: one hundred percent complete creative control over the movie. Great move,
- 5:43Speaker 1: that's what he negotiated. In his contrast, and for those
- 5:46Speaker 1: that don't know, like this doesn't happen ever, ever, studios
- 5:53Speaker 1: do not give any director a complete final edit and
- 5:58Speaker 1: say control. But they were so desperate for Dante, he
- 6:02Speaker 1: didn't even want money, Like I'm sure he did want money,
- 6:05Speaker 1: but that's what he negotiated and he was given triple
- 6:09Speaker 1: the original budget of Gremlins one.
- 6:11Speaker 3: Why not fuck it?
- 6:13Speaker 1: Yeah? With more control over the film, Dante engineered project
- 6:17Speaker 1: that he later referred to as one of the more
- 6:20Speaker 1: unconventional studio pictures ever. He includes material that he believed
- 6:24Speaker 1: Warner Brothers would never have allowed had they not wanted
- 6:27Speaker 1: a sequel to Gremlins. He was allowed to break a
- 6:29Speaker 1: number of filmmaking rules. He also later claimed it was
- 6:32Speaker 1: the film into which he had the most personal influence.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Dante envisioned Gremlins two as the satire of Gremlins and
- 6:41Speaker 1: all sequels.
- 6:43Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's all.
- 6:45Speaker 1: There and one thing. This is part of the movie,
- 6:48Speaker 1: but I wanted to mention it. At one point in
- 6:50Speaker 1: the film, Dante attempt to involve his audience in the
- 6:52Speaker 1: story by making it seem as if the Gremlins had
- 6:55Speaker 1: taken control over the movie theater where the film is
- 6:57Speaker 1: being shown, and the scene the projector becomes sabotaged by
- 7:00Speaker 1: the Gremlins, who engage in shadow puppetry over the blank
- 7:03Speaker 1: progression for projection screen before showing the vintage nudy film
- 7:08Speaker 1: Volleyball Holiday in the original film's place. The The joke
- 7:13Speaker 1: was inspired by a similar stunt in William Castle's The
- 7:16Speaker 1: Tingler in Action fifty nine. The studio feared that people
- 7:19Speaker 1: might leave the theater if they thought the film had broken.
- 7:21Speaker 1: Dante therefore secured the inclusion of the sequence by assembling
- 7:25Speaker 1: a preview for the film. When the scene was shown,
- 7:28Speaker 1: the real life audience found it enjoyable and stayed in
- 7:30Speaker 1: the theater. He said it was one of the most
- 7:33Speaker 1: widely enjoyed jokes in the film. However, when the film
- 7:36Speaker 1: made his debut on home video, the theatrical version was
- 7:40Speaker 1: kept intact for the laser disc release.
- 7:42Speaker 3: That's like our.
- 7:42Speaker 1: Ryan Footnote, but the VHS release the filmmakers replaced with
- 7:47Speaker 1: a different scene to make it seem as if the
- 7:49Speaker 1: VCR had been sabotaged by the Gremlins, and this version
- 7:53Speaker 1: of the Gremlins do their shadow puppetry over white noise before
- 7:57Speaker 1: changing the VCR's channels. The antiqu stuff up at the
- 8:00Speaker 1: broadcast of Chisholm, where John Wayne forces the Gremlins to
- 8:06Speaker 1: continue the film. Although the voice impersonation was needed because
- 8:09Speaker 1: John Wayne died in nineteen seventy nine, the voice actor
- 8:12Speaker 1: was recommended by his son. Notably, a clip from Falling
- 8:16Speaker 1: Hair in nineteen forty three animated short featuring bugs, bunny
- 8:19Speaker 1: and a gremlin appears in the VHS version because I
- 8:22Speaker 1: had mentioned in the last episode how there was Looney
- 8:24Speaker 1: Tunes about gremlins, yep and all, and this there's also
- 8:29Speaker 1: a clip of the local newscast at the time in
- 8:31Speaker 1: Little Ark, Arkansas. Uh So in the I was curious
- 8:36Speaker 1: in the version that I watched streaming, was it gonna
- 8:38Speaker 1: be the theatrical sabotage of the VHS sabotage? And it
- 8:42Speaker 1: was the theatrical sabotage.
- 8:43Speaker 3: Yeah, the Blu Ray was the same way.
- 8:45Speaker 1: Okay, did the Blu Ray have the VHS.
- 8:47Speaker 3: It a deleted scene? You can see the VHS version.
- 8:50Speaker 1: Did you watch it? I didn't know, Okay, but yeah,
- 8:54Speaker 1: but this is that since everything I just said is completely.
- 8:57Speaker 3: Insane, Yeah, which is firs. It's great.
- 9:01Speaker 1: So yeah, watch the King before even listening to this episode, like,
- 9:04Speaker 1: go watch the keyn Peel sketch, which is in again
- 9:08Speaker 1: the episode description. But yeah, I think we should just
- 9:12Speaker 1: jump right into it. Unless you had other things you
- 9:14Speaker 1: wanted to say about the production.
- 9:16Speaker 3: I was actually it made me think of a question
- 9:18Speaker 3: because I was it's so bizarre because obviously, like it
- 9:20Speaker 3: only been not only it'd been six years, but the
- 9:23Speaker 3: fact that it's nineteen ninety yeah, and not obviously like
- 9:26Speaker 3: mid eighties, where like things have changed. Watching movies, it
- 9:30Speaker 3: made me think a lot about like like when is
- 9:33Speaker 3: it the right time and also the wrong time to
- 9:35Speaker 3: do a sequel? Like yeah, are you better off? Like
- 9:39Speaker 3: like I always thought like the like the Christian Bale
- 9:43Speaker 3: Batman movies where it was like oh five, oh wait,
- 9:47Speaker 3: twenty twelve were like especially with like Dark Knight into
- 9:51Speaker 3: Dark Knight Rises, like you have to wait a considerable
- 9:55Speaker 3: amount of time for that kind of play. Its course,
- 9:57Speaker 3: the hype of that movie because it's a noomenon, but
- 10:00Speaker 3: also not wait too long.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Well, I think that that's not true anymore. I think
- 10:05Speaker 1: that first of all, like when a movie comes out,
- 10:07Speaker 1: you don't know how successful it's gonna be, so it's
- 10:10Speaker 1: not necessarily greenlit for a sequel right away. True, So
- 10:12Speaker 1: the movie has to come out and then the sequel
- 10:14Speaker 1: is greenlit, so then you got a pre production, production
- 10:18Speaker 1: and post production and then release the movie. So that's
- 10:20Speaker 1: gonna take like three years. But nowadays, if a movie
- 10:24Speaker 1: is a success, they green light two sequels or four sequels,
- 10:28Speaker 1: and then they film them all consecutively so they can
- 10:30Speaker 1: all come out back to back to.
- 10:31Speaker 3: Back to back.
- 10:31Speaker 1: So I feel like that is broken now. But also
- 10:34Speaker 1: it's broken in the sense that everybody's obsessed with nostalgia
- 10:37Speaker 1: and the member varies from south Park Remember when you
- 10:40Speaker 1: felt safe? So I feel like nowadays it doesn't matter,
- 10:43Speaker 1: like you can make there's a Gremlin sequel coming out. Yeah,
- 10:46Speaker 1: it's been thirty years. Yeah, so like nobody cares anymore.
- 10:50Speaker 3: I think no one cares. But I think like there's
- 10:51Speaker 3: an importance to how long you should wait. I think
- 10:54Speaker 3: there's a lot of like like especially actually in the
- 10:58Speaker 3: eighties and nineties, like especially with horror, like Freddy the
- 11:02Speaker 3: Fifth Nightmare, Elm the Street in the Fifth Halloween both
- 11:06Speaker 3: came out less than a year after the fourth ones
- 11:09Speaker 3: because the fourth ones were huge office successes. Yeah, and
- 11:12Speaker 3: it was like, hey, it's only been nine months, Like
- 11:15Speaker 3: we haven't even got off of like the fumes of
- 11:17Speaker 3: the last one. So people just were like, I'm good,
- 11:21Speaker 3: Like they just reject, like there's like I'm good, Like
- 11:22Speaker 3: I reject this entirely. Oh yeah, the movie is not
- 11:25Speaker 3: as great as the other ones are.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Because because if you if you shoot it and release
- 11:29Speaker 1: it in nine months, yeah yeah, but uh yeah it's but.
- 11:34Speaker 3: Then there's the other like I think it's more interesting.
- 11:36Speaker 3: I'm sorry to cut you off. Are you better off
- 11:39Speaker 3: being like, you know, we should just do like if
- 11:40Speaker 3: we're alive, wait thirty years because like the one I
- 11:44Speaker 3: always think of the most where it's like they just
- 11:46Speaker 3: timed this so wrong is if you remember this movie
- 11:50Speaker 3: came out, which is since Sin City two to Kill four. Yeah,
- 11:53Speaker 3: it came out nine years after the first one, so
- 11:56Speaker 3: even wait for ten, not saying you have to wait
- 11:58Speaker 3: for ten, but yeah, it came out at this time
- 12:01Speaker 3: where people like we don't want this or just not
- 12:03Speaker 3: interested in this anymore. Yeah, and it just went like
- 12:05Speaker 3: I know people who are like they didn't even know
- 12:07Speaker 3: that movie came out. Yeah, it's just that that it
- 12:09Speaker 3: just completely fell so flat.
- 12:10Speaker 1: I don't even know if I saw it and I
- 12:12Speaker 1: loved sins City.
- 12:13Speaker 3: I work. I saw it in theaters only playing in
- 12:16Speaker 3: like the Embassy and Wall of Fam and it's not
- 12:18Speaker 3: an independent movie, no, And I was like, wow, it's
- 12:21Speaker 3: not great, don't get me wrong, but like, would they
- 12:23Speaker 3: have been better off being like, let's wait twenty years
- 12:26Speaker 3: because the first one can be its own thing. Not
- 12:28Speaker 3: saying it's whatever, but like, obviously that's foresight that I'm
- 12:32Speaker 3: being very like judgmental on, but like it is interesting,
- 12:35Speaker 3: how like this did not do well? And my thinking
- 12:38Speaker 3: was like, obviously, as we go through this, a lot
- 12:41Speaker 3: of what it's doing is what a lot of movies
- 12:44Speaker 3: do now, and a lot of what it's self consciousness
- 12:48Speaker 3: of is really really common, and a lot of stuff
- 12:51Speaker 3: now that we watch and see, even things that are
- 12:53Speaker 3: not necessarily IP. And I'm curious, like didn't even matter
- 12:59Speaker 3: when this came out, because this this most three years later.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Would this have still fallen on deafy years or would
- 13:04Speaker 3: have been too ridiculous or like because it's the nineties
- 13:07Speaker 3: when there's an explosion, or had they waited till like
- 13:11Speaker 3: after ninety five, would this had been this same movie
- 13:15Speaker 3: been received differently? I don't know.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think that this is this
- 13:24Speaker 1: is like an eighties movie that takes place in like
- 13:28Speaker 1: a small hometown scenario. And it was like, you know,
- 13:33Speaker 1: I think since city I said the rules don't apply anymore,
- 13:35Speaker 1: I think the rules apply for a movie like since City,
- 13:37Speaker 1: because it's not is universally beloved. Yes, it's Gremlins, Yeah,
- 13:41Speaker 1: but for Gremlins, I think that. Yeah, waiting six years
- 13:45Speaker 1: was probably too long, but it wasn't. It was too
- 13:49Speaker 1: long where like they weren't striking while the iron was hot,
- 13:52Speaker 1: but it was too short for it to be a
- 13:53Speaker 1: nostalgia play exactly. And Hi Tammy, Hi buddy, Tam, Tam.
- 14:00Speaker 1: He's been very aloof recently, so she's just jumped on
- 14:02Speaker 1: the table. It's not Chucky for once. But you know,
- 14:06Speaker 1: it's so different than the first movie. It takes place
- 14:09Speaker 1: in the skyscraper. Oh, Tammy's rubbing against the microphone. Let's
- 14:12Speaker 1: not rub against the microphone. I love you.
- 14:16Speaker 3: Well, I forgot to say this earlier.
- 14:18Speaker 1: Well, yeah, we have a surprise drink I forgot about.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Yeah, so I've seen these a lot in stores. I
- 14:22Speaker 3: keep forgetting.
- 14:23Speaker 1: Need to bring them.
- 14:24Speaker 3: But our friends, it's not a buzzball at all. It's
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- 14:37Speaker 3: Dray and Snoop Dogg have made their own canned Tammy.
- 14:42Speaker 3: She's too excited about this.
- 14:44Speaker 1: There's hair all over the microphone.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, Imaginally, the sound is better, Like it's somehow
- 14:48Speaker 3: better called gin and juice. I've seen it for a while.
- 14:53Speaker 3: I got the citrus. I like the cover or whatever.
- 14:56Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it. I got these It's like the
- 14:58Speaker 1: song oh.
- 14:59Speaker 3: No hey, but oh.
- 15:03Speaker 1: With parental advisory.
- 15:04Speaker 3: I like that.
- 15:05Speaker 1: And there's a there's a pretty sick car on it, Hi, tam,
- 15:08Speaker 1: do you want some gin and juice? Honey, bunny, No no, no,
- 15:10Speaker 1: no no no, don't get on your messing up the recording.
- 15:13Speaker 1: I love you so much. You're a hefty girl these days, Tam.
- 15:18Speaker 1: So it was and you know it takes place in
- 15:20Speaker 1: a skyscraper. It's very like sci fi. It's like a
- 15:23Speaker 1: slapstick comedy. It's like it's so different and weird.
- 15:27Speaker 3: I don't know, but I think like that's like it's
- 15:29Speaker 3: it like a lot of sequels, like what do you do? Like?
- 15:33Speaker 3: Do you do like just do the same one again,
- 15:36Speaker 3: just slightly different? Do you completely change tones and genres?
- 15:40Speaker 3: Or like is what people want out of this? What
- 15:42Speaker 3: you give them? Like it's a whole different like cheers, cheers,
- 15:47Speaker 3: Let's see how this is the feel of this can
- 15:49Speaker 3: is very bizarre too. Yeah, Okay, A lot of centrists.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not bad. I don't know, no, no, no, no,
- 16:00Speaker 1: oh goodness, gracious, my computer is like checking for Windows
- 16:04Speaker 1: updates because Tamy just steps. Fine, I'm gonna have to
- 16:06Speaker 1: pause and take care of this. Hold on, we're back.
- 16:10Speaker 1: So yeah, anyways, let's let's dive in. Let's do it, okay,
- 16:16Speaker 1: And the movie starts, as any movie should start, with
- 16:20Speaker 1: a Looney Tunes cartoon short. We talked about this a
- 16:23Speaker 1: new Frame Roger Rabbit, but this used to be very
- 16:26Speaker 1: common where they would have like a quick cartoon before
- 16:28Speaker 1: a movie. And Joe Dante is obviously in this movie
- 16:32Speaker 1: and in Gremlins, is a huge fan of going to
- 16:35Speaker 1: the theater and like like old school horror movies and
- 16:40Speaker 1: a lot of like just history of film references. So
- 16:43Speaker 1: this movie starts with a fake short starring Daffy Op
- 16:48Speaker 1: Up Up Bye, Tim starring Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny.
- 16:53Speaker 1: So why don't you describe what happens here?
- 16:55Speaker 3: So Bugs is coming in on the Warner Brothers logo
- 16:59Speaker 3: that's zooming in closely to this camera, and Daffy interrupts him,
- 17:04Speaker 3: being like, I want to do this, not you, And
- 17:09Speaker 3: Daffy's trying to get the Warner Brothers logo to keep
- 17:11Speaker 3: coming back into the camera, and he just keeps like
- 17:13Speaker 3: doing it wrong. It's too low, it's too high, and
- 17:19Speaker 3: he gets frustrated. And I'm guessing that Joe Dante is
- 17:23Speaker 3: a very big fan of Daffy because it's like Daffy
- 17:26Speaker 3: like outshines Bugs and it's just like, see, I can't
- 17:30Speaker 3: get anything that I want, but I want this my way.
- 17:33Speaker 3: Whatever he's saying. I also took it as way more
- 17:36Speaker 3: of like him being like this movie is mine kind
- 17:39Speaker 3: of thing.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I well, I've mentioned this on the podcast. Jesus Dammy,
- 17:43Speaker 1: Timmy's really making this difficult. I'm pausing. I've mentioned this
- 17:47Speaker 1: on the podcast before. There's a rap song called Daffy
- 17:49Speaker 1: Was a Black Man by Two Kings in a Cipher,
- 17:51Speaker 1: and the message of the song, which I totally agree
- 17:54Speaker 1: with I love Daffy, is, first of all, Ducks aren't black,
- 17:57Speaker 1: but they got out of the way to make Daffy black.
- 17:59Speaker 1: And Bugs and Daffy are like both trickster characters. They're
- 18:03Speaker 1: both main characters. They both deal with Omer Fudd and Yosebody,
- 18:07Speaker 1: Sam and Sylvester. But the difference is Bugs always gets
- 18:11Speaker 1: away with anything he wants to do, and Daffy always
- 18:13Speaker 1: gets screwed. So Bugs is the white guy and Daffy's
- 18:16Speaker 1: the black guy, and Staffy was a black man. So
- 18:18Speaker 1: I always liked Daffy because Daffy always got screwed and
- 18:21Speaker 1: he's you know, I like this little moment. But yeah,
- 18:23Speaker 1: it didn't really work for me to put this to
- 18:25Speaker 1: the beginning of the movie. I'm like, what is this?
- 18:27Speaker 3: I mean it dates it at the same time too, because.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and the shop from the original Gremlins in
- 18:36Speaker 1: Chinatown is here a man with the one eyes here
- 18:40Speaker 1: go ahead.
- 18:41Speaker 3: I do love the epic shot of New York City
- 18:43Speaker 3: that is like soaring through the air.
- 18:46Speaker 1: Yeah, and there is basically this like huge corporation called
- 18:52Speaker 1: what is it claim called Clamp Clamp Clamp Clamp. It
- 18:56Speaker 1: wants to buy the building that this the old store
- 19:00Speaker 1: is mister, and they go in. Gizmo is singing, I
- 19:05Speaker 1: love how mister Clamp, who's like the CEO of the
- 19:07Speaker 1: company that wants to buy it. So this this elderly
- 19:10Speaker 1: Asian man who owns Gizmo as the last holdout and
- 19:13Speaker 1: Clamp really wants to buy this. He's going to offer
- 19:15Speaker 1: him like millions of dollars. But he doesn't even bother
- 19:18Speaker 1: showing up to the store. He shows up via television.
- 19:21Speaker 1: His people bring in a television and he just says like, hey,
- 19:25Speaker 1: you know, Gizmo's singing in the background. The elderly Asian
- 19:29Speaker 1: owner says, no, I'm not going to sell the store.
- 19:33Speaker 3: Where was the kid? I was?
- 19:34Speaker 1: I was like, where is the short round? Yeah? Yeah,
- 19:37Speaker 1: I know you really missed that kid, that Asian boy.
- 19:40Speaker 1: I remember how focus you were on him last time.
- 19:43Speaker 1: And they say, well, you know what, the TV that
- 19:46Speaker 1: we gave you to broadcast what Clamp wanted to say,
- 19:49Speaker 1: you can just keep it And Gizmo starts watching Rambo too,
- 19:55Speaker 1: And I thought this was a perfect moment because Rambo
- 19:58Speaker 1: First Blood is a great movie. Yeah, and it's about
- 20:01Speaker 1: like a drifter who's down on his luck who goes
- 20:04Speaker 1: to this town and the sheriff gives him a hard time.
- 20:06Speaker 1: The clip they play in Gremlins from Rainbow two, I
- 20:10Speaker 1: think it's Rainbow two. It's a Rainbow sequel. It's fly
- 20:16Speaker 1: has no shirt on, he's jacked. He has a red
- 20:19Speaker 1: bandana and he shoots a bow and arrow at something
- 20:22Speaker 1: and it explodes and It's like, this is so dumb
- 20:26Speaker 1: indifferent compared to rambo One. And I think Dante's doing
- 20:30Speaker 1: that on purpose because this whole movie is supposed to
- 20:32Speaker 1: make fun of how stupid sequels are.
- 20:35Speaker 3: I'm also curious too, because like they have like this
- 20:38Speaker 3: agent going there, the guy mister Forrester, and he leaves
- 20:44Speaker 3: because he says, no, I'm not selling out. He leaves
- 20:48Speaker 3: and he's like, you heard that, cough, We'll be back
- 20:50Speaker 3: here in a few months.
- 20:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 20:51Speaker 3: I'm very intrigued because it then cuts to the clamp building.
- 20:55Speaker 3: The clamp building is a little like vice crushing the earth. Yeah, yeah,
- 21:00Speaker 3: and just says six weeks later. I was kind of like, well,
- 21:03Speaker 3: this movie's made sick. Comes out six years after, like
- 21:05Speaker 3: are they doing this on purpose? They the news reports
- 21:09Speaker 3: that mister Wing has died. I didn't know he was
- 21:11Speaker 3: that big of a local celebrity. Yeah.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Well, there's there's some guy who it was like an
- 21:16Speaker 1: up situation because Up is about there's a single holdout Carl. Carl.
- 21:20Speaker 1: So there's a guy in Florida where they built like
- 21:23Speaker 1: a mega resort around his house because he refused to sell.
- 21:27Speaker 1: And he's so he's like a celebrity because he yea,
- 21:30Speaker 1: he lives in the middle. He is like a residential
- 21:32Speaker 1: home and it's literally surrounded on all sides by a
- 21:35Speaker 1: mega resort. And then the driveway like goes through the resort,
- 21:38Speaker 1: so he could leave and obviously like the resort hates.
- 21:42Speaker 3: Him, of course, Yeah, he just won't he won't give in,
- 21:46Speaker 3: so he passes away.
- 21:48Speaker 1: Gism was very sad.
- 21:49Speaker 3: Yeah, this was tough to watch. He was really sad.
- 21:51Speaker 3: And also just like the company just was like, we're
- 21:54Speaker 3: gonna leave everything in this store and just destroy it.
- 21:56Speaker 1: It just bolts the store with everything inside, including Gizmo.
- 22:01Speaker 3: I think I was curious. I'm like, was that meant
- 22:03Speaker 3: to be a whole like because where this movie goes?
- 22:06Speaker 3: Was that meant to be a whole like comment on
- 22:08Speaker 3: like the original Gremlins, where like we don't give a ship,
- 22:11Speaker 3: we're bulldozing this thing to redo it. Yes, sorry, So
- 22:16Speaker 3: Gizmo is able to escape this giant crane and is
- 22:22Speaker 3: in a back alley hiding.
- 22:24Speaker 1: Is gim walking. So there's like a couple of effects
- 22:27Speaker 1: that look awful in this movie because it's just too old. Yeah,
- 22:29Speaker 1: but Gizmo walking looks completely unnatural.
- 22:31Speaker 3: I still like it was adorable, and he is found
- 22:36Speaker 3: by a scientists will meet later who actually is a famous.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Twin from Terminator Too. Yeah, yeah, the twins from Terminator
- 22:48Speaker 1: to Day who are killed by and what like. So
- 22:52Speaker 1: this guy, this redhead, portly gentleman, is as like was
- 22:57Speaker 1: in multiple movies because he has because he's an identical twin,
- 23:02Speaker 1: it's not hard to replicate someone, like in the T
- 23:05Speaker 1: two scene where the T one thousand turns into somebody
- 23:09Speaker 1: and goes up to that person. So like, it's like
- 23:11Speaker 1: if somebody if I turned it in to Ryan and
- 23:13Speaker 1: went up to Ryan and then the person's like, oh
- 23:15Speaker 1: my god, like it's me and then he gets killed.
- 23:17Speaker 1: You can easily film that, Like why do you have
- 23:19Speaker 1: to hire identical twins for that?
- 23:20Speaker 3: I think the idea is that how you sell it
- 23:22Speaker 3: without people being like, well you're just cut back and
- 23:24Speaker 3: forth is having them in the same shot.
- 23:28Speaker 1: Sure, okay, fair enough.
- 23:30Speaker 3: Also for the for the for the real heads out there,
- 23:34Speaker 3: not the only set of twins inside T Too, Linda
- 23:37Speaker 3: Hamilton and her twin.
- 23:38Speaker 1: Sister also in that movie not identical identical, they are
- 23:42Speaker 1: identical yep.
- 23:44Speaker 3: Interesting, Okay, So they show that Billy and Kate still together,
- 23:51Speaker 3: have moved to NYC, not married yet, not married yet
- 23:54Speaker 3: or walking to work. I think I always love. We
- 23:58Speaker 3: talked about this before when like eighties movies like Portray
- 24:01Speaker 3: in New York is just like everyone's out to murder you. Yes,
- 24:05Speaker 3: Kate specifically is shoved fifteen times in this opening like.
- 24:09Speaker 1: Somebody body an adult man like body checks Kate just
- 24:12Speaker 1: walking on the sidewalk.
- 24:13Speaker 3: I love when she goes into the building, a guy
- 24:14Speaker 3: goes out of his way to push her out of
- 24:16Speaker 3: the way. I was like, so deranged.
- 24:19Speaker 1: The introduction of Billy in this movie identical to Gremlins one.
- 24:23Speaker 1: He is crossing the street and in.
- 24:25Speaker 3: The background I did not pick up on that both.
- 24:28Speaker 1: The background is a burg crossing the street.
- 24:31Speaker 3: I completely failed.
- 24:33Speaker 1: The Flutterman's are alive.
- 24:35Speaker 3: So they they mentioned that he took a while to
- 24:38Speaker 3: get rip to get fixed. But somehow they're both alive.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Yeah, so they were the couple where the Gremlins drove
- 24:44Speaker 1: a plow through their home, through their home into them,
- 24:47Speaker 1: into them and killed them. Yes, but they're alive in
- 24:49Speaker 1: this movie. Who cares because Dante probably just really liked
- 24:53Speaker 1: that actor.
- 24:53Speaker 3: There's noways been almost everything, everything he's done. Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 24:58Speaker 3: so they is working as like a conceptual architectural designer.
- 25:03Speaker 1: Oh, I just take a moment, just shit all over
- 25:05Speaker 1: cab drivers. Yeah, and when all the cab drivers were
- 25:07Speaker 1: going on strike and what boohooing about Uber running them
- 25:11Speaker 1: out of business. I have no sympathy for the cab
- 25:14Speaker 1: industry because there's a moment in this movie in the
- 25:16Speaker 1: beginning of this movie where Kates like, we need to
- 25:20Speaker 1: get a cab, and they flagged down a cab and
- 25:21Speaker 1: this guy pulls up and he goes, oh, are you
- 25:23Speaker 1: going to the airport, And then Kate says, no, I'm not,
- 25:25Speaker 1: and he goes and then drives away. So cab driver
- 25:29Speaker 1: is always rude, CAB's always disgusting, and throughout my entire
- 25:33Speaker 1: fucking life until Uber came out, I would be two
- 25:36Speaker 1: in the morning and downtown Boston you cannot find a cab.
- 25:39Speaker 1: I would be desperately trying to find one. Finally I
- 25:41Speaker 1: would wave a guy down and we would get in
- 25:44Speaker 1: the cab and we would say we're going, Me and
- 25:46Speaker 1: my roommate. We would say we're going to Somerville. He goes, no, No,
- 25:49Speaker 1: I don't want to go to Somerville, get out of
- 25:50Speaker 1: my car, and my roommate was a cab driver. Chris
- 25:53Speaker 1: was a cab driver Martha's vineyard. Wow, he goes, that
- 25:55Speaker 1: is illegal in the state of Massachusetts. So we get
- 25:58Speaker 1: in the car you have to take to where we're going,
- 26:00Speaker 1: and he goes, call the cops. Get out of my car. So,
- 26:03Speaker 1: you know what, fuck all the cab drivers, Like, I'm
- 26:06Speaker 1: glad they went out of business. No sympathy for an
- 26:10Speaker 1: industry that just doesn't give a shit about their customers
- 26:13Speaker 1: and then winds when we look for an alternative option.
- 26:15Speaker 3: And also super expensive, super.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Expensive, super expensive.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Anyways, go ahead, So we just found ot that Billy
- 26:22Speaker 3: has been working as a architectural conceptual designer and Kate
- 26:26Speaker 3: is a page in the building of the Clamp Building. Yes,
- 26:29Speaker 3: so we should describe the Clamp Building. Seems to be
- 26:32Speaker 3: an entire city in one building.
- 26:34Speaker 1: The building is entirely AI.
- 26:36Speaker 3: Yes, very topical.
- 26:39Speaker 1: It's voice activated, it's AI. You go into the bathroom
- 26:42Speaker 1: and it says like, welcome into the bathroom. How are
- 26:44Speaker 1: you doing today? Like, yeah, you talk to the elevator,
- 26:47Speaker 1: you say, elevator up. I'm going to floor thirty and
- 26:49Speaker 1: it says like okay, take okay, Kate, taking you to
- 26:52Speaker 1: four thirty.
- 26:53Speaker 3: It has literally like everything in terms of like restaurants,
- 26:57Speaker 3: doctors' offices, the actual business itself, absolutely everything, and.
- 27:00Speaker 1: That's kind of common nowadays. Like when we both work
- 27:03Speaker 1: for Liberty Mutual, which we don't anymore. We worked in
- 27:06Speaker 1: a twenty one story skyscraper and had cafeteria a different
- 27:12Speaker 1: like convenience store food section. It had a doctor's office
- 27:16Speaker 1: in it that you could use if you're an employee,
- 27:18Speaker 1: only an employee at an arcade. So it's like, yeah.
- 27:23Speaker 3: Yeah, speak. That's a great segue into the next scene
- 27:26Speaker 3: where the head of security is watching a guy smoking
- 27:30Speaker 3: in the basement and he is fired for smoking, and
- 27:34Speaker 3: I love because he just does this whole speech about
- 27:36Speaker 3: terminating him, like, hey, no.
- 27:38Speaker 1: He gets fired for smoking an unauthorized break.
- 27:41Speaker 3: I forgot that the other person is smoking a fucking
- 27:43Speaker 3: chimney this entire movie.
- 27:44Speaker 1: Yeah, she's very pretty too, she shouldn't do that.
- 27:48Speaker 3: And he's just and beautifully ends it with thank you
- 27:51Speaker 3: so much.
- 27:52Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot of stuff that like rings true
- 27:55Speaker 1: now to working in the most because this was supposed
- 27:59Speaker 1: to be futuristic, but this literally happens all the time
- 28:02Speaker 1: now where there's a moment where everything in Billie's cube
- 28:07Speaker 1: shuts off, and he says to Kate, why did everything
- 28:10Speaker 1: just shut off? And she's like, oh, it's like later
- 28:13Speaker 1: in the day it thinks you're not working anymore. You
- 28:15Speaker 1: just gotta wave your arms and everything we'll turn back on.
- 28:17Speaker 1: And I was like, that literally happens all the time now.
- 28:20Speaker 3: Lights in your office, Yeah, moving enough. Yeah, Yeah, it's true. Yeah,
- 28:23Speaker 3: we should shut out this movie. Speaking of Dick Miller
- 28:27Speaker 3: being in this, Clamp is played by John Glover. He's
- 28:32Speaker 3: been a character director forever.
- 28:33Speaker 1: He's the villain in like every movie for ten years.
- 28:36Speaker 3: Batman and Robin die Heard two, Diehard two. He is in.
- 28:40Speaker 1: He's Lex Luthor's dad in Smallville.
- 28:42Speaker 3: Yeah, for a very long time. Forster, who is the
- 28:46Speaker 3: head of security, the guy who fires the guy via videocam.
- 28:50Speaker 3: Is Robert Riccardo's star Trek Forever. Yes, he was in,
- 28:54Speaker 3: is in Legend. He's in a lot of stuff.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Christopher Lee, who is Count Dooku.
- 29:00Speaker 3: Count Dooku, He's sermon.
- 29:02Speaker 1: He was in this movie. There's so many famous people
- 29:05Speaker 1: in this movie.
- 29:05Speaker 3: A lot of very famous character actors to take it.
- 29:08Speaker 1: Take her from Last Action Hero. What's his name?
- 29:11Speaker 3: Robert Prosky. He's also in Missus Doubtfire, Yes, Missus a
- 29:16Speaker 3: lot of stuff.
- 29:17Speaker 1: Oh, he's the judge in the remake of Miracle on
- 29:19Speaker 1: thirty fourth Street.
- 29:21Speaker 3: I think so. Yeah, could also could have been Santa.
- 29:25Speaker 3: Have to be John Hammond? Yeah, but which Attenborough? But yeah,
- 29:30Speaker 3: so we actually meet him next Grandpa Fred. He's working
- 29:33Speaker 3: like some kind of like horror movie show presenter.
- 29:38Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a B list or sorry not b
- 29:40Speaker 1: liss Like it's like B movie movie kind of show
- 29:44Speaker 1: where they talk about old horror movies. And and Grandpa
- 29:47Speaker 1: Fred is dressed like Dracula, yes, to host the show,
- 29:50Speaker 1: and he's talking about how he got bumped to a
- 29:52Speaker 1: terrible time slot because nobody wants to watch it anymore.
- 29:55Speaker 3: And another I think Joe Dante kind of like comment
- 29:59Speaker 3: of about like don't forget this shit kind of stuff.
- 30:02Speaker 1: Yes, because he says, well, why don't you play some
- 30:05Speaker 1: of the classics on your show? And like Dracula or Frankenstein?
- 30:09Speaker 1: He goes no, because the network will only let me
- 30:11Speaker 1: play color movies. Say's definitely a Joe Dante commentary but
- 30:15Speaker 1: I wanted to make a quick reference. So the Billy's
- 30:19Speaker 1: like boss's boss comes over and says, Billy, you're not
- 30:23Speaker 1: allowed to have plants in your desk. It could cause
- 30:25Speaker 1: an aphid infestation.
- 30:27Speaker 3: That's mister Forrester, the security guy.
- 30:29Speaker 1: Yeah, and aphids are like the most harmless tiny you
- 30:33Speaker 1: could possibly imagine. And it's ironic because they're going to
- 30:36Speaker 1: have a gremlin infestation, so aphids are not really a concern.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Another shot, too, is another dig they make. I think
- 30:43Speaker 3: at the first or the idea of this movie is
- 30:46Speaker 3: Billy has a painting of Kingstown.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Oh, Kingston Falls.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Kingston Falls, where they're from the first movie takes place, Yeah,
- 30:57Speaker 3: and they're just like what the fuck is this? And
- 30:59Speaker 3: he's like, you can't have this. You can't have this
- 31:01Speaker 3: personal stuff in here. You can't do that, and they
- 31:03Speaker 3: like throw it away and like you could only have
- 31:06Speaker 3: company approved art and it's just like shapes on a wall.
- 31:09Speaker 3: There's just nothing to it. Yes, it's so great.
- 31:12Speaker 1: I always love when you go into an office and
- 31:14Speaker 1: there's art on the wall and it's like, whose job
- 31:16Speaker 1: is it to choose this? And where do you get it?
- 31:18Speaker 3: Parks and Rec did a genius episode about a tom
- 31:22Speaker 3: mural where they get to like each like department gets
- 31:26Speaker 3: to make up tom mural and it's about how like
- 31:30Speaker 3: what's gonna win? And like the Fire Department does one
- 31:34Speaker 3: that's too patriotic and they lose. Yeah, and then like
- 31:37Speaker 3: they like the Parks Department does one and they're like,
- 31:40Speaker 3: we need to include everything that we are about, so
- 31:43Speaker 3: like one of them is a video of a knee
- 31:44Speaker 3: surgery combined with like shapes that Tom's obsessed with, and
- 31:49Speaker 3: like this makes no sense. When they present it, they realize,
- 31:51Speaker 3: like what the fuck are we doing? Yeah, and then
- 31:53Speaker 3: Mark makes that I think truly brilliant comment of do
- 31:57Speaker 3: you know what a camel is? It's like what a
- 31:59Speaker 3: ca mel? As a horse designed by a committee? Yes,
- 32:04Speaker 3: And I feel like this is the same thing where
- 32:05Speaker 3: like you have to go with basic non take stuff.
- 32:09Speaker 3: There could be no take association to other actors.
- 32:11Speaker 1: We forgot to mention it's pat Yes.
- 32:13Speaker 3: Julius Sweeney.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Julius Sweeney, the guy who's from He plays Tucco and
- 32:18Speaker 1: Breaking Bad. He plays He's in Training Day. He plays
- 32:23Speaker 1: one of the Spanish game members.
- 32:24Speaker 3: You know. Also he's a delivery man.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Yes, in what.
- 32:29Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it because you know, if I
- 32:31Speaker 3: say that, I have to say it a thousand times. It's
- 32:33Speaker 3: also an alien resurrection.
- 32:35Speaker 1: Oh nice. He's been in a million things. He's very
- 32:38Speaker 1: young in this movie, very very young.
- 32:40Speaker 3: Yes.
- 32:40Speaker 1: Christopher Lee plays an evil scientist who is studying germs
- 32:45Speaker 1: and experimenting on.
- 32:46Speaker 3: A variety in doctor Catheter, Doctor Catheter. Yeah.
- 32:50Speaker 1: So they bring Gizmo to doctor Catheter and he starts
- 32:53Speaker 1: dancing to Chuck Berry and the twins are like, hey, look,
- 32:57Speaker 1: Christopher Lee, doctor Catherter, look at what he does. And
- 33:00Speaker 1: christopherly is like, that's very interesting. We're gonna have to
- 33:03Speaker 1: cut into you. And then Gizmo's like, oh no.
- 33:07Speaker 3: Also, christ really, if people don't know, is the scariest
- 33:09Speaker 3: human being ever just screams evil.
- 33:13Speaker 1: Gizmo, I think is much cuter in.
- 33:14Speaker 3: This That's you know what's funny. I was saying, you know,
- 33:17Speaker 3: when we did the first one, I was like, on
- 33:19Speaker 3: the posters, I feel like Gizmo looks more like the
- 33:21Speaker 3: posters and covers for like the first movie looks more
- 33:24Speaker 3: like the Gizmo in this movie than he does in
- 33:26Speaker 3: the first movie. Bizarrely, Yes, and this.
- 33:29Speaker 1: Is skipping away to the end. But this movie is
- 33:31Speaker 1: makes fun of Gremlin's want a lot. But mister Clamp,
- 33:35Speaker 1: who is like the CEO of the company, at the
- 33:37Speaker 1: end of the movie, he sees Gizmo and so Billy,
- 33:41Speaker 1: what is this And he's like, oh, this is a
- 33:43Speaker 1: magwa his name is Gizmo. And then he says he's
- 33:45Speaker 1: very cute. There's a lot of merchandise opportunities in Gizmo.
- 33:49Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, that is very funny. Joe Dante,
- 33:52Speaker 1: good for you.
- 33:52Speaker 3: It's amazing call out.
- 33:55Speaker 1: So where are we going?
- 33:56Speaker 2: Uh?
- 33:57Speaker 1: Okay, Bill? The lights go off and Bill his cube
- 33:59Speaker 1: already talked about that. And then Billy hears that the
- 34:02Speaker 1: janitor Twoco from Breaking Bad is whispering, whispering, whistling. Gizmo's
- 34:07Speaker 1: song just.
- 34:07Speaker 3: Got me so excited. I was like, oh my god.
- 34:09Speaker 1: Then unite, Billy goes, oh my god, where did you
- 34:12Speaker 1: hear that? So I heard that in that lab, that
- 34:14Speaker 1: animal experiment lab. And then he Billy knows like, oh,
- 34:17Speaker 1: they have Gizmo in the lab.
- 34:19Speaker 3: So it's weird, Like so they took a mister Wing
- 34:22Speaker 3: took Gizmo at the end of the first one, so
- 34:25Speaker 3: Billy is not seen or heard from him in six years. Yes,
- 34:28Speaker 3: so like it's amazing to me. How like he would
- 34:32Speaker 3: just be like, I'm gonna go on this haunch and
- 34:33Speaker 3: see it. This is Gizmo, I think is great.
- 34:35Speaker 1: I have a note here Ryan, which right before we
- 34:37Speaker 1: started recording, Ryan said this to me without me prompting it.
- 34:40Speaker 1: My note is there is so much going on in
- 34:42Speaker 1: the background with gags and stuff happening. It's so hard
- 34:45Speaker 1: for me to keep up with these notes. I having
- 34:46Speaker 1: to keep pausing, pausing the movie. In the lab there
- 34:50Speaker 1: are monkeys named Alvin and Theodore. They're trying to steal
- 34:53Speaker 1: DNA and a huge note I wrote in all capital
- 34:57Speaker 1: letters is they there's like this electric series that they
- 35:01Speaker 1: try to If you inject it in something, it makes
- 35:03Speaker 1: the thing electric, the living thing electric. So they take
- 35:06Speaker 1: a rat and they inject the electric serum, and in
- 35:08Speaker 1: all capital letters, I wrote electric rat. Pikachu. This movie
- 35:13Speaker 1: invented Pikatu.
- 35:15Speaker 3: You know what? I think you need to put that
- 35:17Speaker 3: out there.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I think, yeah, well, it's like I'm gonna google this.
- 35:21Speaker 1: What is the first year Pikachu is everyone's favorite electric mouse.
- 35:24Speaker 1: I think he's a mouse, not a rat. Rat's less appealing.
- 35:27Speaker 1: But Pikachu first existed in Pikachu is a large yellow mouse.
- 35:37Speaker 1: That's what it says. Nineteen ninety six. Yep, they got
- 35:41Speaker 1: him lawsuit, but uh so then Billy kidnaps Gizmo from
- 35:46Speaker 1: the lab. Yep, rightfully so yep.
- 35:50Speaker 3: At that time, Clamp comes down to visit Billy's floor.
- 35:56Speaker 1: And Billy's Billy's boss who's like a scumbag and try
- 36:00Speaker 1: to sit as Billy afterwards, but Billy's about super hot.
- 36:03Speaker 3: Who is she? Her name was that? The character name
- 36:05Speaker 3: is Marla Bloodstone. I have never heard of this actor ever.
- 36:09Speaker 1: I've never seen her in anything else. And she's like
- 36:11Speaker 1: a beautiful redhead and.
- 36:13Speaker 3: She is like ripping heaters.
- 36:14Speaker 1: Like maybe that's what it was. But yeah, I explain,
- 36:19Speaker 1: So explain what happens when Clamp comes by.
- 36:22Speaker 3: He comes to visit the floor and is talking about it.
- 36:25Speaker 3: He sees Billy's design for the building, which is like
- 36:30Speaker 3: this dragon because because they're moving the building into Chinatown,
- 36:33Speaker 3: so there's this dragon design. I'm so curious. I was
- 36:37Speaker 3: trying to find, like interviews with Joe Dante, if this
- 36:40Speaker 3: was also meant to be another commentary because a very
- 36:43Speaker 3: big trend in eighties movies was Asian villains was very
- 36:49Speaker 3: big thing.
- 36:51Speaker 1: And well the eighties America like discovered Japan in the
- 36:54Speaker 1: eightieses so funny to me. And there was just this
- 36:57Speaker 1: huge movement to like white people were that's the Asian culture.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Yes, and the heat Well we look at like Henry
- 37:03Speaker 3: Hill's house in Yes, in Good Fellas.
- 37:05Speaker 1: That's a great example. And then also what's the movie
- 37:07Speaker 1: that it's based on a book, but the movie was
- 37:09Speaker 1: Sean Connery and Welsey Snipes Rising Sun. Yeah. Rising Sun
- 37:13Speaker 1: is like there's a lot of like white people, you know,
- 37:18Speaker 1: discovering Asian culture and being like, oh, let's go to
- 37:21Speaker 1: that Japanese Like if you live in Manhattan and it's
- 37:22Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five, you're like, let's go to that sushi restaurant.
- 37:25Speaker 1: He's like, oh, sushi. I remember as a kid, all
- 37:28Speaker 1: white people, like all suburban white people, like my Irish
- 37:32Speaker 1: parents were like, oh no, noah, sushi, raw fish, raw
- 37:35Speaker 1: fish this way. Yeah. It's like yeah, but here's.
- 37:38Speaker 3: A hot dog. It's like it's like, sure, I go
- 37:41Speaker 3: for it.
- 37:42Speaker 1: But nobody had ever heard of avocados before. It was
- 37:44Speaker 1: a weird time. Mexican food was like just establishing itself.
- 37:48Speaker 3: Continue, No, it's just it's the same thing as I wonder,
- 37:50Speaker 3: like was that meant to be a whole like comment
- 37:53Speaker 3: on like we're like appropriating this to like modern American
- 37:59Speaker 3: design and like it's the idea of like again back
- 38:03Speaker 3: to mister Wish, where like we just destroyed this in
- 38:06Speaker 3: the beginning of the movie, where it's actually the real
- 38:09Speaker 3: thing in America. So he's blown away by this design.
- 38:14Speaker 3: He thinks it's so cool. And then Billy's drawer keeps
- 38:18Speaker 3: opening because Chis was inside it, and he's like, oh, no,
- 38:20Speaker 3: it's actually the drawer is like if you don't open
- 38:23Speaker 3: it a while, it just opens for you. That was
- 38:24Speaker 3: really funny. I don't know why he's.
- 38:26Speaker 1: An automated drug. And then mister Clamp had designed the
- 38:28Speaker 1: whole building and all the AI. He was like, I
- 38:30Speaker 1: didn't know we did that.
- 38:32Speaker 3: And well they reveal later how much he really knows.
- 38:36Speaker 3: And then because he had proximity to mister Clamp, Marla Bloodstone,
- 38:42Speaker 3: his manager, is like, oh my god, like you, we
- 38:44Speaker 3: see potential.
- 38:45Speaker 1: In you because she was treating him like shit before,
- 38:47Speaker 1: completely shit. And then mister Clamp was like, I really
- 38:49Speaker 1: like this Billy and Marla was literally like, I'm gonna.
- 38:52Speaker 3: Try to have sex with him, and does and does.
- 38:55Speaker 1: Does try to. And I really like this line because
- 38:59Speaker 1: this is like his dig at New York City, like
- 39:03Speaker 1: like the example I just made of, like, oh, the
- 39:05Speaker 1: Japanese restaurant. She says, there's a great Canadian restaurant where
- 39:09Speaker 1: they clean your fish right at the table. And then
- 39:11Speaker 1: Billy says, Oh, that sounds great, and I was like,
- 39:13Speaker 1: that sounds terrible. So she said Billy, just even though
- 39:17Speaker 1: he's engaged to Kate, Billy's like, yes, I'll go to
- 39:19Speaker 1: I'll go on a date with you, just because he
- 39:21Speaker 1: wants her to get out of his cube.
- 39:22Speaker 3: Yes, so she.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Doesn't discover Gizmo. Yeah, And so Billy tells Kate, Hey,
- 39:27Speaker 1: like Gizmo's back. I gotta run out to a meeting,
- 39:31Speaker 1: but can you go get him and bring him home?
- 39:32Speaker 1: Kate is understandably concerned.
- 39:34Speaker 3: I love that, Kate, Like this is the most normal
- 39:37Speaker 3: reaction to persons in this movie is be like, I
- 39:39Speaker 3: get he's adorable. He is the cause of so many problems.
- 39:42Speaker 3: His existence is the problem.
- 39:43Speaker 1: It's like trying to bring home a Tornado like this
- 39:46Speaker 1: is a bad idea, man, and he's like no, no, no,
- 39:49Speaker 1: it's good, just like go get him.
- 39:50Speaker 3: I also love how they recite the rules in this
- 39:54Speaker 3: part or like he's like yes, like what are the
- 39:57Speaker 3: rules with him? And she remembers all the rules. I
- 39:58Speaker 3: think it's really funny.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Another Joe Dante being obsessed with these like niche classic
- 40:04Speaker 1: stuff and horror stuff. Is the original Gomez Adams is
- 40:08Speaker 1: the janitor in this scene. John Aston, Yes, yeah, is
- 40:12Speaker 1: that is that Sean Asson's dead?
- 40:14Speaker 3: He is his stepfather stepfather, yes, but great to see
- 40:18Speaker 3: him in this. This was again that's like the idea,
- 40:22Speaker 3: Like the water just misses him twenty eight times before
- 40:24Speaker 3: it actually hits.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Them, nails them with the water fountains just squirts. Gizmo
- 40:28Speaker 1: gets him very wet. And there are four Mogwise that
- 40:34Speaker 1: shoot out yep, and they have They are very different
- 40:37Speaker 1: from the first movie because.
- 40:38Speaker 3: They're a very much more designed.
- 40:39Speaker 1: So like all the Mogways look like Gizmo in the
- 40:41Speaker 1: first movie, and all the Gremlins look like each other,
- 40:43Speaker 1: the green Gremlins. This time they have different colors, different personalities.
- 40:48Speaker 1: So the four are there's the crazy one his name
- 40:51Speaker 1: is Daffy and he has crazy eyes.
- 40:54Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you. Daffy was fucking brutal.
- 40:57Speaker 1: He was really annoying.
- 40:58Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 40:59Speaker 1: Yes, he just goes like and they clearly it was
- 41:06Speaker 1: kind of like when I watch Big Mouth. Clearly the
- 41:09Speaker 1: creators loved the coach and I was like, no, the
- 41:12Speaker 1: coach is like, not that funny. I'm actually really sick
- 41:15Speaker 1: of this. Let's move on. Yeah, clearly, Joe DANTEI loved Dafy.
- 41:19Speaker 1: There is uh, the mentally handicapped gremlin Lenny, named after
- 41:25Speaker 1: Lenny of Advice and Men. But he is this is
- 41:28Speaker 1: going to be offensive, but it's in the movie. He
- 41:30Speaker 1: has buck teeth and he's very slow, and he he
- 41:33Speaker 1: goes like, there's a lot of mistakes, makes a lot
- 41:36Speaker 1: of mistakes very of the time, Yes, very much of
- 41:39Speaker 1: its time. And then uh, there is another gremlin named
- 41:43Speaker 1: George who was very serious, very angry.
- 41:45Speaker 3: He was a little scary.
- 41:47Speaker 1: Yeah, he kind of looked like the Magwa version of him.
- 41:49Speaker 1: To me, looked like Andy Garcia. He looked like an
- 41:54Speaker 1: Italian mobster, like the Magwa version.
- 41:56Speaker 3: I mean it's the same year as Godfather Part three,
- 41:58Speaker 3: so maybe he was you know whatever, or.
- 42:00Speaker 1: No, uh not Andy Garcia, Joe Montagna. That's what I
- 42:03Speaker 1: meant to say. Yeah, yeah, they kind of look like
- 42:06Speaker 1: each other. And George is sort of the mo because
- 42:09Speaker 1: like Daffy, Lenny and George have this three Stooges thing
- 42:14Speaker 1: going on throughout the movie, and George is the mo
- 42:16Speaker 1: where he's always mad at them. He's like, you know,
- 42:18Speaker 1: he's getting hurt. They like throw something and hits him
- 42:20Speaker 1: in the head. And then the fourth Maguay is new
- 42:24Speaker 1: Stripe whose name is Mohawk, and it's like Stripe from
- 42:28Speaker 1: the first movie, but he's entirely black and he has
- 42:30Speaker 1: sharp teeth, so he just looks way more evil than Stripe.
- 42:33Speaker 3: It's just bigger version of the old villain, which is
- 42:36Speaker 3: a genius move. Yes, like like a genius comment move
- 42:38Speaker 3: to be like, let's just do the same guy again,
- 42:40Speaker 3: only better.
- 42:40Speaker 1: So I said, I wrote I love how immediately within
- 42:44Speaker 1: minutes of having Gizmo in his possession, Billy proved to
- 42:48Speaker 1: be a massive liability.
- 42:50Speaker 3: My question for the Maguay genus and species, Yeah, why
- 42:57Speaker 3: is Gizmo so nice? So CODs so wonderful? All if
- 43:02Speaker 3: this spawn pre gremlin mode are awful and hate him.
- 43:08Speaker 3: They all and they all know his name, which I love.
- 43:10Speaker 3: They all know his.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Name like from birth. They know his name is Gizmo.
- 43:13Speaker 3: When he rips, I started laughing, is like when Mohawk
- 43:16Speaker 3: rips the wristband of was like, guess mom. I was like,
- 43:19Speaker 3: how do you know.
- 43:22Speaker 1: A really important question? Mary? Fuck kill Golf, Daffy, George,
- 43:26Speaker 1: Lenny Moak, how dridged?
- 43:39Speaker 3: Would you marry one of these?
- 43:41Speaker 1: Oh, Mary, Daffy, all of them would be such a liability.
- 43:45Speaker 1: I feel like, man, I would say.
- 43:49Speaker 3: I don't know, you're seriously gonna answer this question.
- 43:52Speaker 1: I would say, Mary, George, he seen Mary kill Raptor.
- 43:56Speaker 3: Has seen him morph and now really irritable predator.
- 43:59Speaker 1: Hear me out George, because he's the least liability in
- 44:03Speaker 1: my opinion, George, he just looks so evil. Yeah, but
- 44:06Speaker 1: he you know, he's they're all evil, But he's the
- 44:08Speaker 1: least liability. I think that. I think that Daffy and
- 44:14Speaker 1: Mohawk are the biggest liability used to have in your life.
- 44:17Speaker 1: But I would say, you gotta kill Mohawk. You have to.
- 44:21Speaker 1: He's too dangerous. Fuck Daffy. Why because crazy people are
- 44:26Speaker 1: always better in bed.
- 44:28Speaker 3: That's what you think he's sexually better.
- 44:31Speaker 1: I think Lenny would be easy to like manipulate. Maybe, yeah,
- 44:34Speaker 1: I think that's my answer.
- 44:36Speaker 3: You know, I forgot about the whole idea of like
- 44:38Speaker 3: because of the evil that Mohawk does, because I just
- 44:40Speaker 3: Daffy is just so annoying, like so, and he's very dangerous.
- 44:46Speaker 3: He is extremely dangerous, as we.
- 44:48Speaker 1: Learn, but he's not evil in the way Mohawk is evil.
- 44:53Speaker 1: Cure evil. So I'm like, I'm so confused by this.
- 44:57Speaker 1: So Kate goes to Billy's desk to get Gizmo. Yes,
- 45:00Speaker 1: and all the grandlones hide except for Daffy because he's crazy.
- 45:03Speaker 3: And they push they walk GisMo in event yes, yeah.
- 45:06Speaker 1: And uh, she thinks Daffy is Gizmo.
- 45:10Speaker 3: So here's the thing, Like Daffy obviously looks cartoonishly different.
- 45:14Speaker 3: It's been six years.
- 45:16Speaker 1: I could and I shouldn't really be poking holes in
- 45:18Speaker 1: this I.
- 45:19Speaker 3: Get it, but still, but I can I get whether
- 45:21Speaker 3: they would give you the movie logic of why she
- 45:23Speaker 3: would suck that up.
- 45:24Speaker 1: I read a trivia thing that will come up later
- 45:26Speaker 1: that the fact anybody would try to poke a hole
- 45:29Speaker 1: in this movie I absolutely love. I'll talk about it later. Sure,
- 45:32Speaker 1: but so Kate thinks Daffy as Gizmo takes Daffy, brings
- 45:37Speaker 1: Daffy home, they'll be cut to the Canadian restaurant with
- 45:40Speaker 1: Billy and his boss Marlowe, which is great. Describe the
- 45:44Speaker 1: Canadian restaurant.
- 45:45Speaker 3: It's over decorated with like moose heads.
- 45:48Speaker 1: And there's a moose head at their table sitting with.
- 45:50Speaker 3: You like it's you can't speak.
- 45:52Speaker 1: It's like in front of them, the waiters or mounties
- 45:55Speaker 1: or mounties.
- 45:56Speaker 3: The waiter looked familiar to Wales, like somebody famous too?
- 45:58Speaker 1: Is it you want another Mulson. Eh. Billy's drinking a
- 46:01Speaker 1: joked colon which is shout out Joe the original, the
- 46:06Speaker 1: original energy drink.
- 46:07Speaker 3: Shout to Daffy with that one. Definitely a joke man, Yes,
- 46:12Speaker 3: But so he is talking to her about Oh, she's saying,
- 46:15Speaker 3: like you have a lot of potential. You're gonna be
- 46:17Speaker 3: something great. She reaches over and just grabs Billie's hasticles.
- 46:22Speaker 1: Well with her foot. With her foot, she starts stroking
- 46:25Speaker 1: over his pants. She starts stroking his genitals with her
- 46:28Speaker 1: foot at the table.
- 46:29Speaker 3: So Billy does his best to get the fuck out
- 46:32Speaker 3: of air. Yes, I love that the guy comes over
- 46:34Speaker 3: with a fully chocolate sculpted moose head and just says,
- 46:39Speaker 3: excuse me, if you would like more moose chocolate moose.
- 46:43Speaker 1: Would you like an antler?
- 46:44Speaker 3: Yes?
- 46:45Speaker 1: And she he Billy leaves, but she kisses him on
- 46:48Speaker 1: the lips as he leaves.
- 46:52Speaker 3: A lot of kissing in this movie, we'll put it
- 46:54Speaker 3: that way.
- 46:55Speaker 1: Yeah. And so the Billy comes home and the Futterman's
- 46:59Speaker 1: who are all live are staying with them. Oh, so
- 47:02Speaker 1: Billy walks in the door and he has a lipstick
- 47:04Speaker 1: mark on his lips. Yes, And Kate says, how is
- 47:07Speaker 1: your meeting? And he's like, oh, it's good. He doesn't realize.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Plus, also Kate has been beat up by death Daffy. Also,
- 47:15Speaker 3: it broke my heart when Billy walks in a dog
- 47:17Speaker 3: runs out a golden retred.
- 47:19Speaker 1: Thought it was Barney.
- 47:20Speaker 3: I thought it was Barney.
- 47:20Speaker 1: Me too. It was like it was Barney. Barney's a
- 47:22Speaker 1: straight Now he let him go, let him loose in
- 47:25Speaker 1: the city.
- 47:25Speaker 3: So, so Billy deserves Daffy in my opinion.
- 47:28Speaker 1: Then well, I also love like Kate thinks Daffy is
- 47:30Speaker 1: Gizmo Billy walks into the apartment, goes, that's not gizmo.
- 47:35Speaker 1: It's like mcgruber. They go, that's not us. And when Kate,
- 47:39Speaker 1: when what's her name, Christian wake walks in just got
- 47:44Speaker 1: disguised as host. He walks in and says, that's not
- 47:46Speaker 1: a chizmo, Like, what is this? So the Futterman show
- 47:49Speaker 1: up and they said, oh, he came to visit you
- 47:53Speaker 1: for the weekend, like they plan this. And they go, oh,
- 47:55Speaker 1: there's been a mix up. You're gonna have to get
- 47:57Speaker 1: a hotel. And the Futterman's go, oh, no problem, Like
- 47:59Speaker 1: there's spraying for insects in your building. We have to
- 48:01Speaker 1: get a hotel. That's fine. They leave, and I go,
- 48:03Speaker 1: if I'm staying. If let's say Andy lived in Manhattan
- 48:07Speaker 1: and I showed up to say in his apartment, he goes,
- 48:09Speaker 1: there's been a mix up. You need to get a hotel.
- 48:10Speaker 1: I'd be like, you just cost me two thousand dollars.
- 48:13Speaker 3: They also show up a day early.
- 48:14Speaker 1: They did show up a day early. That's true, that's true,
- 48:17Speaker 1: that's fair. But mister Futterman has to be a racist.
- 48:20Speaker 1: But in this sequel, he's racist against a race of
- 48:23Speaker 1: white people. So it's more okay, He says, do you
- 48:26Speaker 1: see there's Russians driving cabs in New York City? What
- 48:29Speaker 1: if I had, you know, FBI documents in a Russian's cab?
- 48:33Speaker 1: And then his wife is like, Marie, let's not, let's
- 48:35Speaker 1: not worry about that.
- 48:36Speaker 3: It makes you wonder, like the Cold War thing of
- 48:38Speaker 3: like Red Dawn and stuff like, like when was this written,
- 48:42Speaker 3: even though like a lot of it's very modern.
- 48:43Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean the eighties was very anti Russia, right, No, that's.
- 48:46Speaker 3: What I'm saying, Like the idea of like you know,
- 48:48Speaker 3: it came out in ninety like that, just that marker
- 48:50Speaker 3: of being ninety and makes it feel different than it should.
- 48:52Speaker 1: Yeah, And uh so I wrote it one here Kate said,
- 48:56Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I brought it home the wrong Magwa
- 48:58Speaker 1: and Billy says, no, it's my fault, and I wrote, no, ship, Billy,
- 49:03Speaker 1: it is your fucking fault.
- 49:04Speaker 3: It is a lot your fault. Yeah, if only if
- 49:06Speaker 3: only mister Wing was alive. So they go back to portion,
- 49:10Speaker 3: say they go back. They cut back to the Clant Building.
- 49:13Speaker 3: The Clant Building, there's an ice cream parlor, people trying
- 49:17Speaker 3: to order ice cream. They're asking questions about what's the
- 49:20Speaker 3: stuff made of, what's included in it? And the four
- 49:26Speaker 3: maguay are just playing around the ice cream cones, playing
- 49:30Speaker 3: around the ice cream ingredients and be like, oh my god,
- 49:33Speaker 3: is that a rat? I had a lot of questions
- 49:36Speaker 3: for that lady who thought that was.
- 49:38Speaker 1: A rat, who thought mohawk was.
- 49:41Speaker 3: Thought mohawk was a rat? Pretty interesting.
- 49:44Speaker 1: There's a there's a reference in the movie. Somebody goes like, oh,
- 49:47Speaker 1: I heard in the science lab they're experimenting on a
- 49:49Speaker 1: new species, a gerbil. They patented it, so they think that,
- 49:52Speaker 1: like the magwas are Gerbils or guinea pictures on this?
- 49:55Speaker 3: It's a perfect cover up. Also, finally, finally, we don't
- 49:59Speaker 3: get a lot of these and movies. Now great composer cameo.
- 50:02Speaker 3: Jerry Goldsmith is in this scene.
- 50:04Speaker 1: Who's Jerry Goldsmith?
- 50:05Speaker 3: He is the composer of this movie and Gremlins one,
- 50:09Speaker 3: I shouldn't say called action called Gremlins one, They didn't
- 50:12Speaker 3: call it that. But he's behind her in line. He
- 50:15Speaker 3: has like long white hair and he's like, what the
- 50:17Speaker 3: hell is that to some one of the gremlins popping
- 50:20Speaker 3: out with their question, And it was just good to
- 50:23Speaker 3: see him.
- 50:24Speaker 1: Yeah, good to see Jared, go to see jar Bear.
- 50:28Speaker 1: So Billy, Billy goes back to the building and the
- 50:30Speaker 1: first thing he thinks is we got to turn the water.
- 50:32Speaker 3: Off the building. Honestly, when Billy goes back, I'm like
- 50:36Speaker 3: everything he's doing, I'm like he's smart about it, Like yeah, yeah.
- 50:39Speaker 1: So he goes to this restricted area of the building.
- 50:42Speaker 1: Who stretched shut the water off? And rightfully gets arrested.
- 50:46Speaker 3: That guard did you recognize him from blank? Chuck?
- 50:49Speaker 1: Oh? The limo driver?
- 50:50Speaker 3: You know what you've got? That's Tiley style?
- 50:54Speaker 1: Is that? Is that the limit? Okay? Nice? So he
- 50:57Speaker 1: he gets arrested, The guard gets a tacked by magwise.
- 51:02Speaker 3: Yes, because you see the eggs that the mogwaise have transformed.
- 51:05Speaker 1: Well, no, not not yet. Wait does he get he
- 51:08Speaker 1: gets bitten on the nose by a magwai though.
- 51:11Speaker 3: He gets bitten on the nose by not a gremlin,
- 51:14Speaker 3: by by fucking daffy because he can't fucking control himself. Yes,
- 51:18Speaker 3: and he's like, holy shit, get these things already gets
- 51:20Speaker 3: arrested and.
- 51:22Speaker 1: As they're bringing Billy out of this restricted area, they
- 51:25Speaker 1: pan up and in the ceiling above the pipes, there's
- 51:29Speaker 1: all the cocoons.
- 51:30Speaker 3: How did the other three get wet though?
- 51:34Speaker 1: So they didn't get wet yet they ate after midnight.
- 51:37Speaker 3: That's right.
- 51:37Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you idiot.
- 51:40Speaker 3: Sorry, this law is too hard, I wrote.
- 51:43Speaker 1: The cocoons are back and still disgusting, perfect.
- 51:47Speaker 3: They make them so gross.
- 51:48Speaker 1: Kate meets his boss that he knew that she now
- 51:51Speaker 1: knows kissed him on the lips and the boss is
- 51:53Speaker 1: really really hot, and she looks to Billy and says, hey, Billy,
- 51:56Speaker 1: we get out of tonight alive. You're in You're in
- 51:58Speaker 1: big trouble.
- 52:00Speaker 3: Well, because she builds them out of jail.
- 52:02Speaker 1: She builds them out of jail.
- 52:03Speaker 3: Yep. The eggs hatch at the same time that Gizmo
- 52:07Speaker 3: falls on a e vent because Gizmo was still in
- 52:09Speaker 3: the building after they threw him the vent.
- 52:12Speaker 1: The yeah, the the The eggs are hatching, but we
- 52:15Speaker 1: don't see the gremlins yet.
- 52:16Speaker 3: Ye.
- 52:17Speaker 1: And the cooking show I absolutely love. It's called Microwave
- 52:20Speaker 1: with March and she's making bologney wraps with bean dip,
- 52:24Speaker 1: so it literally slices of boloney. You fill them with
- 52:28Speaker 1: bean dip, you roll them up and put a toothpick
- 52:30Speaker 1: in them. And that's what she's quote unquote making in
- 52:33Speaker 1: this episode, microwave with March.
- 52:36Speaker 3: Shout out to Micray with March. She is the teacher
- 52:38Speaker 3: in hocus Pocus.
- 52:39Speaker 1: She's been in a ton of stuff. She's not She's
- 52:41Speaker 1: not large March and Petere Herman is.
- 52:44Speaker 3: There is no other human who is large Mars, but
- 52:47Speaker 3: large March. I don't think so, actually think that's really true.
- 52:50Speaker 3: I don't thin anything else. I don't think she's ever
- 52:51Speaker 3: done anything.
- 52:52Speaker 1: But but two moments before we bring it to a
- 52:57Speaker 1: part two, sure, they Bill runs into like the security
- 53:01Speaker 1: room and his but the security guy goes, oh, great,
- 53:04Speaker 1: you got arrested here last night and you're back. And
- 53:08Speaker 1: he says, there are these gremlins. They're gonna transform and
- 53:11Speaker 1: destroy the building. We can't let them go out in
- 53:13Speaker 1: New York City. There are these rules. Number one, you
- 53:16Speaker 1: can't get them wet. Number two wait what is it?
- 53:20Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, number one they are allergic to light.
- 53:23Speaker 1: Number two you can't get them wet, and number three
- 53:25Speaker 1: you can't feed them after midnight. And then all the
- 53:28Speaker 1: security guys are blatantly making fun of the first movie Brilliant,
- 53:32Speaker 1: So they say, wait, wait, wait, these time zones don't
- 53:34Speaker 1: make any sense. I mean, sorry, these time zones, these
- 53:37Speaker 1: rules don't make any sense. So they can't eat after midnight? Right,
- 53:40Speaker 1: what if they eat at like eleven fifty five there's
- 53:43Speaker 1: a seed in their teeth, and then at twelve fifteen
- 53:46Speaker 1: the seed falls out in the swallow. Does that count
- 53:47Speaker 1: is eating after midnight? And then another one goes, wait
- 53:49Speaker 1: a minute, wait a minute, what if they're on an
- 53:51Speaker 1: airplane and they're flying through time zones and the time
- 53:55Speaker 1: zone ever goes back or skips ahead, so they're blatantly
- 53:59Speaker 1: making on of the first movie. So then one of
- 54:02Speaker 1: the security guys starts laughing and he goes, these rules
- 54:05Speaker 1: are so stupid, they don't make any sense. And then
- 54:07Speaker 1: when he says that, Mohawk explodes out of the floor
- 54:11Speaker 1: and kills him. And I loved that so much.
- 54:14Speaker 3: Mohawk is also gigantic. He's like four feet tall, and
- 54:17Speaker 3: I was like, holy shit.
- 54:18Speaker 1: He just goes and then bites him like on the
- 54:21Speaker 1: net it was.
- 54:21Speaker 3: And then but after he decides like they're comically just
- 54:24Speaker 3: punch him in the face. I think it's so funny. Yeah,
- 54:27Speaker 3: like I was, so I actually said this before. I
- 54:30Speaker 3: have actually I don't think I've ever seen this whole
- 54:32Speaker 3: movie in full, so like that, I'm not going to
- 54:34Speaker 3: that legit scared. The shadowy with the console is a
- 54:37Speaker 3: holy mohawk.
- 54:38Speaker 1: The Grandma's in this look way more extreme, more detail.
- 54:41Speaker 1: They're very like more expensive to make. Mohawk has this,
- 54:46Speaker 1: you know, like if you've ever gone fishing, sunfish have
- 54:49Speaker 1: this spiky fin on their back where when you take
- 54:53Speaker 1: them off the hook, you have to grab your hand
- 54:55Speaker 1: from the top of their head and slide it down
- 54:57Speaker 1: so the spines go down. You don't want to jerk
- 54:59Speaker 1: up because then the fin comes up and there are
- 55:02Speaker 1: all these spines in it and it will stab you.
- 55:04Speaker 1: So that's just like that is what the mohawk turned into. Yes,
- 55:07Speaker 1: so he has this spiny fin all the way down
- 55:09Speaker 1: his body looks.
- 55:10Speaker 3: It looks great, It looks you looks really good.
- 55:12Speaker 1: It looks great. And I think, now the Eggs of Hatch, Ryan,
- 55:15Speaker 1: we're at an hour. I think that we should bring
- 55:17Speaker 1: this to apart too, So the first one it Yeah,
- 55:19Speaker 1: whenever I say I say the Eggs of Hatch. There's
- 55:21Speaker 1: a great moment and Family Guy where Peter is watching
- 55:25Speaker 1: a movie that doesn't exist in real life, but it's
- 55:26Speaker 1: called Kiss Save Santa, and it's a movie where the
- 55:29Speaker 1: band Kiss Saved Santa. It's supposed to be like a
- 55:33Speaker 1: very stupid Christmas movie. And Peter's watching and the only
- 55:36Speaker 1: scene in this show is uh, Santa is in a
- 55:39Speaker 1: nest of pterodactyls and he goes, hurry, boys, the eggs
- 55:43Speaker 1: are hatching, and they go, we'll get you, Santa, don't worry,
- 55:46Speaker 1: and then Peter's like, oh, I love this anyways, thank
- 55:50Speaker 1: you for listening. Welcome to twenty twenty six, and we're
- 55:54Speaker 1: gonna now bring you to a part doss.
- 55:57Speaker 3: A new batch of this episode.
- 56:00Speaker 1: Yes, they say in Espanol espagnol, Yes, catch you on
- 56:06Speaker 1: the twenty twenty six flip