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How Did We Become Friends? · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to the bonus episode of Untraditionally Lala. I still
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  Speaker 1: have a main J's. J's on my feet. J's on
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  Speaker 1: my feet. Janet and Jared! I want to venture into
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  Speaker 1: pop culture. There's a bunch of them, like Babbel and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I need someone in the room though. I zone out.
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  Speaker 1: I won't learn anything. I'll read a whole fucking chapter
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  Speaker 1: of a book and be like, what happened? I was
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  Speaker 1: thinking about my future boyfriend and what he might look like.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Pop culture news. I'm so excited for pop
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  Speaker 1: culture with you.
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  Speaker 2: I love pop culture.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saving the best that I was the most shooketh
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  Speaker 1: by for last. Okay. Kim K and Kanye keep distance
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  Speaker 1: at North's first concert. I saw this.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean her first concert?
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  Speaker 3: I know, she's 13. She performed solo? Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 3: kind of like auto-tune. It was giving a little bit
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  Speaker 3: of like K-pop vibes.
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  Speaker 2: No, but what was it? Not what was she doing.
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  Speaker 1: Not what was it.
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  Speaker 2: She was singing.
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  Speaker 1: But where?
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  Speaker 3: She was singing in Chicago at some like smaller theater.
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  Speaker 3: And Kim and Kanye both were in like balcony seats
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  Speaker 3: on the opposite sides of each other supporting her. She
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  Speaker 3: had the blue pigtails and kind of like a flashy
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  Speaker 3: light set, but she was kind of doing, it was
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  Speaker 3: kind of like EDM.
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  Speaker 1: K-pop vibes is like the clip I saw. She did.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, she seemed to have confidence standing up there
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  Speaker 3: for being as young as she is.
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  Speaker 1: Like, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She loves the blue hair.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And the whole, like, I think she was like, I don't,
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  Speaker 3: I assume they're not real, but like fake piercings on
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  Speaker 3: her face.
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  Speaker 1: I think she's cool.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people think it's weird that she's so
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  Speaker 1: young and like, looking like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like what were we doing at 13?
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  Speaker 4: We were doing crazy stuff trying to, it's just like generational.
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  Speaker 4: Like this is what her, that age is doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to Abercrombie and Fitch buying skirts that
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  Speaker 1: were far too short and tops that were too small
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  Speaker 1: to get my non-existent boobs to show and wearing the
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  Speaker 1: most orange makeup you've ever seen in your life and
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  Speaker 1: making everyone call me Paris because I wanted to be
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  Speaker 1: Paris Hilton.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: So I can't say that I was like playing with
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  Speaker 1: Barbie dolls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You know?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and we were stealing my friend's mom's car.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Going to get Chinese food.
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  Speaker 2: I was smoking cigarettes trying to be like Nicole Richie. Like,
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 1: We would have been the best of friends.
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  Speaker 2: We would have been the best of friends, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have participated in the smoking of the cigarettes,
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  Speaker 1: but I would have called you Nicole for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Everyone had to call me Nicole.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's about the time I smoked cigarettes for
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  Speaker 1: the first.
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  Speaker 2: Time, too. What the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: Well, my dad smoked, so he smoked the Cools with
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  Speaker 3: a K, and so I think I was ripping those.
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  Speaker 1: I was sneaking those.
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  Speaker 3: Not, like, on a regular basis, just to be cool
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  Speaker 3: in front of my friends.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what do we expect? This girl's never going
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  Speaker 1: to have a normal life ever. Her parents are two
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  Speaker 1: of the most famous humans on the face of the
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  Speaker 1: earth and probably on other planets as well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I could see extraterrestrials being like, you know, kind
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  Speaker 1: of like in that movie.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Spice World. Are you the Spice Girls? We are.
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  Speaker 3: I was just happy to see that the two of
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  Speaker 3: them could be in the same room. Even if they
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  Speaker 3: were across from each other, they could both be in
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  Speaker 3: the same room to support her. So it seems like
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  Speaker 3: they really don't like each other.
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  Speaker 4: I want to know what she's doing and who the
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  Speaker 4: audience is though, because she canceled, she was doing another
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  Speaker 4: tour date and it got canceled. I saw like earlier
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  Speaker 4: this month with some, some 21 year old rapper.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, and they had to like make an announcement.
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  Speaker 1: That it was canceled. I know Molly Santana because she
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  Speaker 1: is on Drake's newer album and he's like, Molly Santana,
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  Speaker 1: no Hannah Montana. And she says it like 12 times.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh my God, I'm going to go insane.
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  Speaker 1: Like this is who we pulled to put on this track.
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  Speaker 1: All I have to do is say, Lala Kent, not
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  Speaker 1: Lala Anthony, Lala Kent, not Lala Anthony over and over again.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm on the fucking Drake's album.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Give it a shot. I, what you, you don't
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  Speaker 1: understand cause you don't have a co-parent, um, Yeah, can
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  Speaker 1: you imagine? I mean, you're going to have to be
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  Speaker 1: in rooms like that. I was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: At orientation. I hadn't seen him in a really long time.
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  Speaker 1: How'd he look? I could not even tell you what
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  Speaker 1: he had on or what he looked like. And we
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  Speaker 1: actually spoke and like sat together. And I still could
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  Speaker 1: not tell you how he looked or what he had on.
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  Speaker 3: Is Ocean like surprised when she sees you guys together? Like,
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  Speaker 3: didn't she ask once if you know him?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, when she was like three. I had missed a
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  Speaker 1: photo that I didn't because I deleted every trace of
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  Speaker 1: him on my phone. Except for one pickleball video because
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  Speaker 1: I look really good in it. And I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not deleting this. Are you kidding? But she goes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: my dad. Yeah, she really didn't. I mean, she went
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  Speaker 1: off and did her thing while we all sat at orientation.
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  Speaker 1: And then he went and got her and brought her over.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think she thought anything of it. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, it's just good, though, that you guys can't. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to have to be in the same room
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  Speaker 3: together for. you know, graduations, recitals, all this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: It's not often, but I think if you can just,
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  Speaker 1: even if you're not sitting together and you're on opposite
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  Speaker 1: sides of the room, here's the thing that Northwest has
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  Speaker 1: to deal with. The freaking media. Yeah. Constantly doing the clickbait.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder how they deal with that with their kids.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine being that famous? It sounds suffocating.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, have you seen her TikTok? It's like
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  Speaker 3: Kim and North, but it's really just North. And it's
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  Speaker 3: just her pretty much in the blue hair, kind of
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  Speaker 3: like mouthing and dancing to like music.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So like what every 13 year old is doing?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But she has like a couple million followers and their
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  Speaker 3: comments are on.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like I would turn the comments off
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  Speaker 1: if I were them. I would turn comments off too.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a lot of like... just negative stuff in
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  Speaker 3: the comments. And I'm like, I think I would just.
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  Speaker 1: Turn them off.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Can you turn them off on TikTok? I think so.
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  Speaker 2: You can.
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  Speaker 1: I love a comment off situation. Yeah. Dancing with the stars.
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys watching this season? No, I only watched.
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  Speaker 2: Like one of his friends.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm going to see Julia Stiles.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: She's back from Juilliard, baby. She's here to save the
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  Speaker 2: last dance. I can't wait for it.
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  Speaker 1: She's on it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I think both the girls, their sisters, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: blanking on their name. They have the reality show. They're
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  Speaker 1: all super hot. Oh, Nader. But there's two of them
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  Speaker 1: on it.
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  Speaker 2: It's just one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Sarah Jane is one person. It's not Sarah and Jane.
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  Speaker 2: It's just Sarah Jane Nader. And she's a woman partner.
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  Speaker 4: We saw them filming their show when we were in
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  Speaker 4: Miami for Miami Swim Week.
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  Speaker 2: And we're like, what is this reality show? Because it
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  Speaker 2: was kind of like jarred to see.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they put Baskin on that show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: For their second season.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I texted Baskin when we saw them filming because
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  Speaker 3: we had better seats than them.
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  Speaker 2: Not to brag. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. See, I thought that was Sarah and Jane. So
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  Speaker 1: one of them is the professional.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I have not seen one episode of Dancing with
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  Speaker 1: the Stars. I have. I watched, obviously, when Ariana did it.
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  Speaker 3: And then I'll pop in if there's like one that
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  Speaker 3: goes viral.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but will you like tune in or will you
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  Speaker 1: just look up clips? No, just look up clips. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't count.
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  Speaker 3: We went to a taping for Ariana when I was...
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  Speaker 3: like seven months pregnant and you can't get up to
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  Speaker 3: pee and you can't have water bottles or anything.
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  Speaker 1: So I didn't know that.
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  Speaker 3: So I go in like wobbling in, sit down. And like,
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  Speaker 3: also we were in like, like the front row or
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  Speaker 3: friends section. And we actually switched with people that were
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  Speaker 3: in the back row because the front row, you have
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  Speaker 3: to like look excited, clap, stand up, sit down, stand up,
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  Speaker 3: sit down. And I was like, uh-uh, I can't do this.
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  Speaker 3: And the girls behind us, I was like, do you
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  Speaker 3: want this?
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  Speaker 1: And they were like... They were like so excited and thrilled.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I want to sit the.
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  Speaker 3: Whole time because I'm not getting this ass up and down.
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  Speaker 1: Every 30 seconds. Yeah, am I making the rate of
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  Speaker 1: an extra? Because I'm going to need some coin to
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  Speaker 1: be the show pony clapper.
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  Speaker 2: You just have to do it.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: But it's intense. The performance part is fun to watch, but.
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  Speaker 4: it's one of those shows where they like have so
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  Speaker 4: many things happen in between that it drags out.
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  Speaker 1: For oh like everyone's storylines four hours i.
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  Speaker 4: Feel like oh yeah it was because it wasn't a
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  Speaker 4: live taping i went to a live taping too and
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  Speaker 4: my friend chris shell was in a season prior and
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  Speaker 4: i was like it was so fun to see her
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  Speaker 4: do her dance and then the other parts it's like
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  Speaker 4: okay when are we done you know like she was
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  Speaker 4: done dancing and then you just wait and wait and
• 8:29
  Speaker 4: wait and wait but It's good to show Ted DVR and.
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  Speaker 2: Like fast forward through.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is nice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I love a good fast forward through.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'll tune in the road to see Sierra Miller.
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  Speaker 3: That's your last name, right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sierra from summer house. Um, she's doing.
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  Speaker 3: Dancing with the stars and I feel like she's going
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  Speaker 3: to be really good. Like, I just feel like she
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  Speaker 3: has rhythm dancing experience. Not that I know of, but
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  Speaker 3: I just feel like on the show when I have
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  Speaker 3: seen her, like, dance little bits at a time or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: She could learn how to do the routine.
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  Speaker 1: And crush it. I feel like she's athletic enough. Like,
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  Speaker 1: she's got a body.
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  Speaker 4: And they have a couple of real dancers.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Jenna Dewan is.
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  Speaker 4: who I guess she was, she's Channing Tatum's ex, and
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  Speaker 4: she's like a real dancer. They met on some, I
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  Speaker 4: think like a Step Up movie or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I love Step Up.
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  Speaker 2: Harry Shum Jr. Who's that? What was he from? Was
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  Speaker 2: he on Glee? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He's so cute.
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  Speaker 2: But they're both like really good dancers.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't he date the girl with the stutter on Glee?
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  Speaker 1: Remember she had a stutter? I never watched Glee. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I was the biggest fan of Glee.
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  Speaker 2: Me too, I was a Gleek fan.
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  Speaker 1: I have the albums on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I know that's right.
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  Speaker 3: This does not like add up for you.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it does. I think it checks out so, so
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  Speaker 2: hard for Lala.
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved Glee. We would order a Papa John's
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  Speaker 1: pizza and drink Franzia wine in those like... I'm very familiar.
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  Speaker 1: Do you remember like the pizza places that had those
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  Speaker 1: like red cups that were like plastic? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? about? We would drink Franzia out of
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  Speaker 1: those and eat Papa John's pizza. Why is Papa John's
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  Speaker 1: coming up so much?
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  Speaker 2: I just want to say second Papa John's reference, okay?
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  Speaker 1: There was a moment that they had like this cheeseburger
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  Speaker 1: pizza that would be like cheeseburger pizza and fucking glee. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: And white Franzia.
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  Speaker 4: Franzia.
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  Speaker 1: Franzia for those who want it. I used to slap
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  Speaker 1: the bag quite a bit in college. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I actually would like to try that now and see
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  Speaker 1: if it's like... Still slaps?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Did the test of time.
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  Speaker 1: If it's like disgusting now that I've had some good
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  Speaker 1: wine in my life.
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  Speaker 2: A little Chateauneuf-du-Pape.
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  Speaker 1: I think it might give you a little headache. Yeah, probably.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: It would have to be, yeah, a day where like.
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  Speaker 3: I go from drinking only Avaline that's like the cleanest
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  Speaker 3: and sulfate free and all that.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: You don't need to drink Franzi anymore. So like, why
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  Speaker 1: even test it out?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: It's like being like, I can afford expensive vodka, but
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: let's try the Taka. Yeah. Like, why? You know? Yeah,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: you're right. I'm not going to try it. I think
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: it's a bad idea. This is the one I'm most
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  Speaker 1: excited about. And when I read this, because this is
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  Speaker 1: the first time I'm hearing about it, I'm clutching my
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: fucking pearls. Phaedra Parks from Atlanta is dating her Traders
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  Speaker 1: castmate CT, like the guy from The Challenge, right? They
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  Speaker 1: watched the Emmys together. I have to look this up.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me more. They looked really cute at the Emmys. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I didn't watch Traitors, so I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: CT is.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest. Yeah, me and Jana are the worst.
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  Speaker 4: I said something about Traitors, because we just saw Dylan
• 11:27
  Speaker 4: Efron at a premiere, and Efron was, like, freaking out
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  Speaker 4: about it. I was like, oh, that's Zac Efron's younger brother.
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  Speaker 4: And they're like, that's Dylan Efron, like, the hottest man
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  Speaker 4: from Traitors. And I was like, which one is Traitors again?
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  Speaker 4: And they're like, you don't watch Traitors. But, so we
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: missed CT and the challenge.
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  Speaker 1: I don't love competition shows.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But Traitors is actually very good. I didn't watch this
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  Speaker 1: last season, but what was that? Season four?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You guys. CT has plumped up a bit. Yeah. He
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  Speaker 1: looked like a bigger guy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that. They look great together.
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  Speaker 3: This was kind of exposed on Jeff Lewis Live. Phaedra
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  Speaker 3: came and did Jeff Lewis's show. And he was like,
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  Speaker 3: I heard you're going to the Emmys. And CT was
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  Speaker 3: in the green room. So he was like, I'm seeing
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  Speaker 3: somebody in the green room. Am I allowed to say it?
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  Speaker 3: And she was kind of mum about it and was like,
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  Speaker 3: not really answering and was like, maybe I am.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I feel like she was trying to keep
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  Speaker 1: it a little.
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  Speaker 3: under wraps even though they walked the emmys red carpet
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  Speaker 3: together when were the emmys this past weekend or yeah
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  Speaker 3: right this past weekend or well they're split.
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  Speaker 4: Into three days so this was the creative arts emmy
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  Speaker 4: so it was two nights over the weekend yeah the
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  Speaker 4: creative arts the uh telecast of like the main scripted
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  Speaker 4: shows are this monday the 14th.
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  Speaker 1: So like the real emmys are on the 14th and
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: then the one that like vanderpump was yes that was
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: what happened yeah You guys, I'm all about this couple.
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Why am I so obsessed? And she's on Atlanta now.
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, she's back? Yes.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: I just finished this past season and it... I mean,
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: I died for Fade. She's so iconic. She's the queen
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  Speaker 1: of one-liners.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like, everything she says comes out hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Phaedra gave me my Bravo Award for... the
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  Speaker 1: shadiest Bravo Liberty when I won and she was so lovely.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, the fact that this is being
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  Speaker 1: given to me by you is like the highest passing
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  Speaker 1: of the torch. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's like probably up there for me for like most
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: iconic housewives of all time.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, didn't she have a funeral home? Yes. She
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: loves dead people. Yeah.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: It's like her most favorite thing. They talk about it
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: a lot on Atlanta.
• 13:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: And a lawyer. What can't she do?
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: She's a multifaceted talent.
• 13:49
  Speaker 3: And her ass is real. Imagine going in for a
• 13:52
  Speaker 3: funeral and it's her and it's just one liner after
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: one liner and you like can't not laugh.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: I know. And you would feel, I feel like in
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: her presence, it would add some levity to the desk.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: She's probably so good at it.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: My family does cremation. Is that the word?
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: You mean like burn them up like that's what you
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: guys want or you guys own a cremation place yeah
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: a crematorium and if so how do I not know
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: about this that's what we that's what we want we want.
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: To be cremated too is it because you think you
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: might come back awake in the box because that's the
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: reason why I want to be cremated No, I like.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: The idea of being taken with the family.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a codependency thing? Oh my God.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Even in the afterlife, I'm codependent. But yeah, think about it.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: If my dad was buried in Utah.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: And then my whole family moves out here. He would
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: just be in the ground out there. Do you have
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: him at your house now? Yes. Where is he? Um,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: you know where my TV is? Yeah. And all this
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: stone on that wall? Right there.
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Like right above Osos' playpen.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I've been asking my mom to bring my dad back
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: forever and she hasn't because she's afraid to fly with him. Also,
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: she hated him. So she's just like, I don't want
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: him around. I don't blame her. I'm like, fine.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: So where is he? In a storage unit? At her
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: house in Ohio.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Alone.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: Which I'm like, then when she goes home, I'm like,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: you're alone with that man. Her heart is somewhere else.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: She probably talks shit to him, honestly. You stupid motherfucker. Yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: she's like, listen here, you can't talk back to me now.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I wish we were flies on a wall when she's
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: in there with him. I know.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Put one of those little invasive cameras.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: I know. When she talks about that whole situation. Yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: I cackle. It's funny now.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: When he first died, I had to be like, Hey mom,
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: can you please not express your excitement for dad dying?
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: It's been three days. Like we haven't even cremated him yet.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: And you're like, good. I'm glad that asshole's dead. And
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, okay.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Can you just for like, give me a week to
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: grieve and then you can talk about what an asshole
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: he was.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm like, I agree with you, but like,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Stop.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I was like, cause you got to stop lady. And
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: she was like, all right, fine. And then like literally
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: the second he was cremated, she was like, but he
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: was an asshole.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I know, I know. I think
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: she was telling me there was something sad that had
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: happened and the neighbor came over and was like, oh, did...
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: What was your dad's name?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: John.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Did John pass? And she goes, no, I'd be out
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: here popping champagne. Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: John passed.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: She has no shame about it. I can't blame her, though. No,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: of course not. He was a dick to her. Listen
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: to me. I'm like, you can't blame her. Come on.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: Who can blame her?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: There are very few people that Easton... Like, loves and adores, right?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Claudia is one of them.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Easton fucks hard with Claudia.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're besties. Also, Ocean, like, loves my mom, too.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I think it's so funny.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: She does.
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: She's like, my mom would be like, oh, Ocean, like,
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: chose me today for this thing.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Or, like, she, like, gave me this. Like, she's always, like,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: saying how Ocean, like, picked her. No, we have a
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: very cute little dynamic that happens. Like, Mondays, we do
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: our swim lessons.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Claudia comes over obviously with Janet and Cam, Jared, you
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: come and get cute little content. What is it like
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: watching us in the pool with our kids? Cause you've
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: known us forever.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It's no, it's wild.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: I mean, you guys, it's, I'm like looking out there
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: cause oftentimes I won't get in the pool. Jenna will
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: be like, don't get in. Cause then Cameron will never want.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: To get out.
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: You know, it's just distraction to the swim, the swim
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: teacher and all that stuff. So I'll sit there and watch.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: And I'm just like, my God, look at these girls
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: just twirling around and just, enslaved these children just like
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: these are their baby bosses just bossing them around it's
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: wild and you guys are just trying to convince them
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: to do things.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Kick come on Cameron kick just please.
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: Kick kick kick and they won't and then they spit
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: water in your face and Sosa was pretty good, though,
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: last time, actually.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: I was impressed at how good she swims.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: She's doing really well. She's doing well.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Cameron thinks he can swim, but he can't, and that's
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: the problem. I'm like, he's too brave, and I have to, like,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: half let him drown.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: He just drowns.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: And then he's, like, smiling as he's going under the water.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he does this thing where he acts like
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: a weight, and he doesn't move his body because he
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: thinks it's funny to be underwater. And I'm like, you
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: will drown. He has no fear.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know how to teach him fear. I'm like,
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: you need to be a little afraid of this. I know,
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: because the only way to teach him is to let
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: him drown. But that's a real problem.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: But as he's drowning, he's laughing at me.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, this isn't funny. You are going to die.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: No, when I think about what our lives were like
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: before them, sometimes I look at my children and think...
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: I'm still a child. Like I'm, it's very intense looking
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: at you and thinking like, oh, I'm responsible for your
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: wellbeing forever. Like I have to take you to school
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: or I'll go to jail. Like I have to feed
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: you three meals a day. Like you're quite literally dependent
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: on me, which is a very intense.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: This is like babies having babies. Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a teen mom. 100%. And then
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: I think about it. I'm like, oh, I'm four years
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: shy of being 40.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: How?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't get that either. Like, when do we
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: grow up? I don't think we ever do.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: I think emotionally, we're always going to feel just like
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: young and terrified when we think about things too much.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I'll be sleeping on my side like this. And I'm like, oh,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: my God, wrinkles, wrinkles.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like immediately flipped to my back. I can't remember
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: the last time I was in a REM cycle. I'm like,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I may be approaching 40, but I'll be damned if
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: I fucking look like I'm approaching 40. You got me
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: fucked up.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: You know what it makes me think of too is
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: like when we were kids, I was like, well, my
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: mom knows everything. She's like an adult and she's got
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: it all together. And I'm like, think now about how
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: I am. And I'm like, oh, she didn't have it
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: together and I don't have it together. And who is
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: driving this bus.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: You have it together yeah when I need to figure
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: out how to use my Amex points you're the only
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: person that knows how oh I am an Amex points
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: no but like you know your shit you know how
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: to like book trips.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: That's about it I am very good at spending money
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: on vacation.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I was like, I think Shudder sounds fun. How do
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: we let them know we want to come there?
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Do we just show up?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: But there's like multiple rooms that we could get. I'm like,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: so like do we call someone it makes me want.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: To power down you're you give a little bit boomer
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: energy where you think like the the phone calls still
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: happen with businesses like oh let me just call them
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: up and it's like you get the automated ai like.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Hello thank you this is an automated ai.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And i just i'm the person that constantly presses zero
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: over and over again and.
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Now they just hang up on you yeah i know
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: it's very annoying they've discovered i'm.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: Asking for a human You know what the most annoying
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: one is? Casa Vega uses AI.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: She sounds so real. And it's very convincing.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I like her.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Very convincing. I like her.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: She's really so sweet, though.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Like, she has a little accent and everything. I'm like,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I'm talking to someone who works at Casa Vega, obviously.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: And then you start to say stuff. And it's like,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: then it starts becoming apparent.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, my gosh.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I am like, I asked how this AI robot was
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: doing today.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: That's nice. Because when the AI robots take over the world,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: they're going to remember that you were polite to them.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Because that is happening. They're going to be like, but.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: That bitch just presses zero on us all the time.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: All she wants is human interaction, dumb hoe. People have questions.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: People have them questions. So the first one is, Jared,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: how did you meet Janet and Lala?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: You were just showing me those pictures.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just found the picture of the first day
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: we met. I was doing makeup in Los Angeles and
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: I was working, doing red carpet makeup.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: And what happened?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Oh, someone I knew just worked with NBC Universal and
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: was like, oh, can you do touch-ups for this show
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: called Vanderpump Rules for their after show?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: And I was like, my little story had kind of
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: mimicked your guys's. Like, I was working in a restaurant.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I couldn't afford.
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: cable so i had never seen the show or anything
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: and then i started doing makeup i was like doing
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: all these like fabulous red carpets and rushing over to
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: a restaurant and serving at night and whatever and then
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: this girl was just like yeah come and do it
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: they're like your age i think you'll get along with
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: everyone and you just have to do touch-ups like powder
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: powder your guys's faces yeah for an after show and
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: then that's where i met britney and chris well everyone
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: all of you guys and then i connected really a
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: lot with britney because i think like of our southern
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: heritage and just like she also didn't have a makeup
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: artist whereas like you and sheena had already had makeup
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: artists or you always did your own glam yeah and
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: sheena we would use marine um who i had been
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: following for forever on instagram the Instagram wasn't what it
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: was like now. Like it was just kind of like
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: much more smaller and like just kind of just like,
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, here's a selfie of my, you know, like
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: here's just little silly stuff. And then two weeks after
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: doing that little touch up thing, I got a text.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: I actually think I got an email from Brittany from
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: like her AOL or something. Yeah.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: It's the same one that she has. And she was like,
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: I can hear it in her little voice just being like, hey,
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: I'm going to like the.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Pitch Perfect premiere. Can you do my makeup or something
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: like that? And then I went over to their apartment,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: her and Jax's apartment on Melrose. And.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Was that on King Street?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yep. That's the one.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: And then I did her makeup and then Kristen's makeup.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: And it was just like one of those weird things.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: Like I was new in the makeup world. So I
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: didn't really know what was like... the appropriate way to
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: do things like, cause everyone I'd done the, my main cat,
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: my main clients had been on the show. Orange is
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: the new black. And they were also my age. So
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: we would just hang out all the time. So I
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: was like, Oh, it's just kind of normal to be
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: friends with the people you do makeup for. And then
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Brittany's like, Oh, you can stay around and, you know,
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: like hang out with us. Uh, we might smoke a
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: blunt or something. And I was like, okay, like that,
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: that's cool. And then a couple of days later, Kristen
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: texted me and was like, Hey, I'm going to this.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: Can you do, do you do makeup for this? And
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: I was like, I do makeup for everything. So like
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: whatever you guys want. And then the next thing, you know,
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: it was just kind of, then Stassi hit me up
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: to do something and then.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Katie and then Ariana.
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: And then pretty much you and Sheena were the only
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: two girls I didn't ever do from the show. But
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: during that run between Jackson, Brittany getting engaged up through
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: until i got sick i was doing those five girls
• 24:26
  Speaker 4: on rotation it was like my main gig and then
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: i threw like chris shell into the mix from selling
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: sunset because she asked britney like hey do you have
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: any recommendations for makeup i'm starting to do a reality
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: show called selling sunset but yeah that's how i met
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: everyone was just doing touch-ups and just i think it
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: was like a person i truly think it's like a
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: personality thing it's like less about like because the makeup
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: i was doing on you guys was just like powdering
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: and just making sure everyone was like shine free yeah
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: but it's like a vibe kind.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Of thing how did you meet janet.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: We just talked about this.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: And I didn't know Janet for the longest time because
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: at that point, I was doing like the Witches of
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: WeHo throwback to Vanderpump.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: And they were like in a blood feud with Sheena. No,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: with Sheena.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: And I was really close with Sheena. I'm like co-hosting
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: her podcast.
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: So nothing that I saw was... Like I never interacted
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: with Sheena or Janet or whatever.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: And then I think... you said we met at this
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: is like the meanest thing i.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Remember meeting him and he doesn't remember meeting me but
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: i don't mean don't mean in a mean way but
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: just like i was doing makeup like for britney's wedding
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: so i was like very busy i remember like being.
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Like oh britney looks so good at her wedding and
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: being like oh i gotta like get this guy's contact
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: yeah i just remember like i went into like britney's
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: suite and you were like set up there and everything
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: and i knew bradley because i had done hair with
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: him a million times so i was like chit chatting
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: with him then i was like this chair guy's fun
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: and funny But then we connected again when I worked
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: for Avaline Wine.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that's it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: He reached out to me because it was when I
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: was gifting a lot of influencers stuff and really trying
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: to like.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: What was that, like four years ago?
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like pandemic time. Like, yeah, I guess
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: it's been like six years now.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Wow, okay. Because it was like 2021, I think.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Right around there.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Because I still had to have my birthday party outside.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: And I was like, ooh, there's that girl.
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: Always looking for my little opportunity. I was like, oh,
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: there's that girl. I know her. She gives away free
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: pink wine. Free pink wine. Yeah, and I was having
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: a pink picnic party outside to celebrate. So I was like,
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: let me just hit her up.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: And so I probably went to your house.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Get cute picnic pics and I'll send you the wine.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: And then after that, I think we just like stayed
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: in touch and then got really close. Right around the
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: time Jason and I got engaged, Jared came to our
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: engagement party that you were at. And he made like
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: the most cute video of everybody. Like got like, made
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: sure to get like every single person that was there
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: on the video.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: And it was like such a thoughtful gift. He like
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: gave me this video to have his memories. And I
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: remember being like, that is so thoughtful and nice.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, I didn't know.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: That was like, I made this video just like if
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: you want it. And then I sent it to her
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: and I was like, I was obsessed with making reels.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know why. Like, I was just loving.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: You're great at it.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: It's just so fun for me.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I just love doing it. And so I just like, oh,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: I made you an engagement party reel.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: And otherwise, like we had like a photo booth, but
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: we didn't have a photographer or anybody else there like
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: capturing memories.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: So everything else would have just kind of disappeared on
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: people's stories and whatever else. But Jared like really captured
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: that day. And I still like go back and look
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: at that video now. And I'm like, this is so cute.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: And I'm happy to have that. Yeah. And then we
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: just became like really cute reels of like Halloween time. Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: And like Christmas and all of our festivities. You made
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: a hysterical one when we went to Monster Jam. Oh
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: my God.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. The monster truck show.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love this question.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Oh God.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: No, it's like one that I would love.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: It's nothing intense. What is everyone's morning routine? Can you
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: tell I'm a Virgo? I normally.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, you are.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: I saw a thing, a meme that said like, what
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: are the, they rank the, how many signs are there?
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: 12 of like, who are the worst? And it was Aries,
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: which is me. It was the number one worst. And
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: number two was Virgo.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: That's clearly. I love a Virgo. Virgos are the best.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: And I love an Aries. Thank you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I don't like Aries men. I like Aries gays.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: And Aries women. But I don't like Aries straight men.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no. Aries are psychotic.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: No, whoever wrote that is obviously not compatible with.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: With us.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so like, fuck you.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: They also said Gemini was the number one, which I
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: was like, what?
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: So they're a Gemini.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Obviously. So you're two-faced?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: So, yeah. Yeah, you're a two-faced fake-ass bitch.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: You don't like people that shoot it straight with you? Yeah,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: it's a real bummer when someone holds up a mirror
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and is like.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Um, morning routine.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Well, mine is starts in the afternoon.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I like to sleep. So mine, I'm a slow mover
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: in the morning.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Wait, like what time are we waking up, Jer?
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: Sometimes I will wake up at like eight or nine,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: but I will not get out of bed till 10
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: or 11, like out of bed.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: And, um, then I'll start.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Are we getting up to get coffee or anything?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: No, I won't do anything.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I have my water already, like, from the night before
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: sitting there a big thing so I can sip on
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: my water. And then TV on, I try to go
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: back to, I try to go back to sleep because
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: sleeping is one of my like top five passions. I
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: want to get as much of it as possible. And
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: if that's not a thing, then I'll pop on the TV.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Or I tried to not, I've been doing for the
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: last like few months, not getting on my phone right away.
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: I think I heard it's like really bad for you
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: to immediately get on your phone and like absorb all that,
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: you know, whether it's news or just social media or whatever,
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: it like sets your day off in a wrong way.
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: So it, As much as I'm being jokey about it,
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: I do try to do it like intentionally, like have
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: a very restful morning. But I'm also a night owl.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: So it's like I try to, you know, I'm trying
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: to get my eight hours still. so it's like i'm
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: gonna go to bed i'll go to bed like two
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: or three.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Oh my god i would have a panic attack.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Imagine no That's why you'll get emails from me being like, oh, here,
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: the video's done.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I've just finished this video.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: No wonder I'm not seeing them.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: He edits our podcast late at night and then uploads
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: it really late.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm panicking for you.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: So then at 11, I'll roll out of bed and
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: then get ready, put on my Cotrini skin, some SPF,
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: and then have coffee.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: And then come over to my house. So we're like
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: getting out of the house by like one or two?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Got it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I normally start my day. I normally wake up.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: This is lately because I was for a little while
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: sleeping in until like eight ish.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: But now the last like, I don't know, month, it's
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: like 645. I normally naturally wake up because I have
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: to poop.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: And I normally start with a poop and then I
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: take a bath every morning.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Wow. Every morning I take a bath.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I have to. It's like I wash my hair every
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: day in the bath. I have a whole thing. I
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: use a sprayer to wash it out. And then I
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: will start to get Cameron ready. So on school days,
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: pack his lunch, get him dressed. If he needs a bath,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I'll hop him in with me. Um, and then take
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: him to school. And then normally when I get home
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: from school, if I don't have something to do, I
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: lay in bed on my phone for like an hour
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: and have like a moment of silence and downtime.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: And then I'll get normal stuff done around the house, laundry,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: pick up the kitchen, grocery.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Shop, that kind of stuff. Damn.
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Get my lunch ready for my arrival. Yeah.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Cook whatever I'm cooking for Jared when he gets over.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: What do you do in the morning?
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Why? I, my alarm goes off at six.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: In the morning?
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: She's in bed by 7 p.m. every night.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Early girl. Oh my God.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And then I go downstairs and I turn on the
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: news and I make my coffee. And then once 6.30
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: rolls around, I go upstairs. I get Ocean up to
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: start getting ready for school. As she gets dressed, I
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: like pack her little snacks and whatnot. Grab Sosa. We're
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: in the car by 7.30 to drop her off at
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the bus. On Mondays, I have just enough time to
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: get home to leave Sosa behind, show up looking like this.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: And we podcast on Mondays. But for the, for like
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: normal days without the podcast, I'll either, after drop off,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Jenna comes over to train me or I'll go to
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: the gym. And then we work. Then we get home
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: after we pick Sosa or Ocean up. Your day is start...
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: When you're leaving the house, I'm looking at the clock
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: being like, oh, a couple more hours to... And then
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: we're calling the day good. You know?
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Like 6.30, I'm putting my kids to bed. And with...
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Sosa always goes to bed at 6.30.
• 32:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: But Ocean now, because 6.30 for her rolls around, she's
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: a sleeper. I didn't realize that. I have to put
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: her in bed at 6.30 and then I put on
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the quiet show. is what she calls it. It's Whispering Willow.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Have you heard of her? It's ASMR.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Oh. Yeah.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: And Ocean loves it. So I'll put her in bed
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: and she knows she gets to watch that until seven,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: which she doesn't even make it to seven. She knocks
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: right out. So like.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Do you transfer her then into her bed or you
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: let her sleep with you?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: No.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: She is only right now. She's sleeping with me since
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: my mom has been gone.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: I just don't like her down there by herself.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: That's fair.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Even though the alarms on with the dogs is just
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: like everyone upstairs.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: But normally she now knows school nights. You have to
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: sleep in your own bed because I like to turn
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: my TV on and I will let friends rock until
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: like the morning time.
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Because it just silences my brain.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: But on the weekends, that's when we get buck wild.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, you get to sleep in my bed.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: We'll have popcorn and M & Ms in the bed.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: We'll watch like a movie. She's obsessed with Miss Congeniality
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, the taste.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: That's a cute one. I know. She loves it. I
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: love that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Originally, she was like, Mom, this seems like an adult
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: show with all the shooting that's been going on.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I forgot there is at the very beginning.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: And I was like, we turn it off. Let's watch
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: something that's more kid friendly. And she's like, no, no,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I really I really like it. I'm just letting you
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: know that I think this part is for adults.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Great. She's such a self-aware little girl.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: I loved that question. Jared, what's it like to co-host
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: a pod with a married couple?
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I'm just constantly trying to sleep with Jason.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Carl, all I want to do is sleep with Jason.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: No, um... It's easy.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm in charge of the podcast, so they just
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: are my little minions that I tell them what we're
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: talking about. Because I produce it and edit it and
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: do all of that part. So I'm like, here's what
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: we're talking about. And then Janet, throughout the week, will
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: be like, oh, we should talk about, like, I saw
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: this on TikTok or I saw this pop culture story
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: that I know you missed or whatever.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Or Jason said something insane.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Like, last week he said.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: he's been thinking a lot about Paw Patrol and he's like,
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: where do these puppies, he's like, how come there's no
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: origin story of Paw Patrol? Where did they get the funds?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Are they Nepo puppies? How do they have all these
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: like nice cars and like drills and all these, these like,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: you know, like, superhero equipment and when did the dogs
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: because there's people and there's dogs who are not a
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: part of Paw Patrol on Paw Patrol like there's pets
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: he's like how did these particular dogs get assigned the
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: role of like superheroes and all this so like he
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: was saying this to me one night and I was
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: just like uh-huh uh-huh texting Jared being.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Like was he high probably yeah these are.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: High he said on the he said on the podcast
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: he said it was after he took his like taking
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: his rest rest time gummy so he was like oh
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: I was starting to have some But then his toxic,
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: this is like the reminder that he's a straight man,
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: is that he's like, I'm sure other people think this too.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: He's like, I can't be the only one who's wondering
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: about the backstory of Paw Patrol.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: I think he might be.
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Literally, I got like 20 DMs from people being like,
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: oh yeah, just let Jason know like my 10-year-old child
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: who's watched Paw Patrol since it's come out has never
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: once asked like, oh, I wonder where Chase is on
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: the case got his police outfit from or anything like that.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: No one cares.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Jason's like very like, he needs things to make sense.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: a lot so I'm like it's just part of the
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: story totally and then I feel like on the podcast
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: too he always plays devil's advocate so we're talking about
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: something like a pop culture topic or something normally Jared
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: and I are like for the most part on the
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: same page and then Jason's like well to be fair
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: and we're like oh my god he's gonna take the
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: other side of the argument I kind of love that
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: though yeah and.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: It will it's nice to cover.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: It all you know he's a Libra and a lawyer
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: so it's like truly the balance of justice is like
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: always at play it's.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Psychotic yeah You know, I don't know if Cam would
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: like this because he likes monster trucks and stuff, but
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Sosa is really into PB & J. Do you remember that?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: The otters that live in the boat?
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: No.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: But I'm going to check it out now. It's like noodle.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Use your noodle. I know that song. You know what
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yes. No.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: It's really cute. I actually am totally fine with watching it.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: That and then at night sometimes That's So Raven with Ocean. Oh, cute.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: So cute. Ocean's got great taste.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Yes, she does.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hell yeah, I'll watch all of these. Were
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: you hoping this season of The Valley would have more storylines? Yes.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Next question, yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Well, I feel like there's only so much time to cover...
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: you know, certain stuff. So there's a lot of stuff
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: that I feel like, you know, when you have certain people,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: you know, I don't know, being messy that then it
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: takes away from like kind of the everyday stuff that
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: might be, you know, a little bit more boring, but like,
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: you know, stuff that's very true to life. So I, yeah, I'm,
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I'm hoping that, you know, more of the like everyday
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: and what's going on. It also didn't help that Jason
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: was like injured all last season. So he could only
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: film from bed and that's, you know, only so interesting.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Interesting for me. A lot of it. Love, love watching
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: someone else enjoy the bed.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: But he, so it was like so much, you know,
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: there was, there's only so much of our lives that
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like we could show.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: And then when certain people are being like.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Crazy and extra, it's like, well, that's a lot more
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: interesting for reality TV than like what's going on in
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: our daily lives.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Well, and I think a lot of like this, this
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: season I got a lot of what was your storyline?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: And it was like, my storyline was peace.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Like I, I finally, you know, bought a home, had
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: the baby that I'd been talking about for a really
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: long time. My mom and brother are doing great. Like my,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: my life was not falling apart.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: So, which is less interesting, unfortunately.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: And I have no control over like editing. Right. At
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: the end of the day, like we're all filming a
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: lot of different shit and we have no control over
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: what makes it. And even though it's real life, it's
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: really meant to entertain you guys.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: So we, we hand it over to people who know
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: how to make that shit happen.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Pick out what's going to be the most entertaining. And
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: although it's very much what happened, things like me at home,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: living a peaceful life is way less interesting than let's
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: just say when I found out about, you know, my
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: baby daddy doing X, Y, and Z. My life's not
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: falling apart at the moment.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Honestly, a lot more of the toxic stuff gets covered
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: and then the other stuff kind of gets backburnered. And
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: that's something that we don't really know until we watch
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: it back. And it's like, oh, wait, like around this
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: time we were talking about having another kid, buying a house,
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: like all this stuff. And it's, you know, minimized or,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: or isn't there. And I'm like, well, I can't really
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: blame them because I also am tuning in to the
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: toxicity and being like holy shit that's what's going on
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: behind those closed.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Doors I thought the season was great I did.
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: Too and they have what 43 minutes to jam it
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: all in like 20 episodes 42 minutes and Which when
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: you have 17.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Cast members or however many there are, it's like that
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: ends up being like a.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Minute and a half per person.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: And when somebody else has something wild going on, give
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: them five minutes. Like I want to see that five
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: minutes versus me and Jason at home being like, what
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: should we make for dinner?
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I chat GPT'd how much people actually see me or
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: just anybody that's on a show like ours. How, what
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: the percentage is of like how well someone would get
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: to know you off of that. It was zero percent. 0.03%. Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, Lord.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: It was wild.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: It's almost like they don't know you at all. Yeah.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: And then people kind of blame us for that. And
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, look, I wish, you know, that other pieces
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: and parts were shown. But at the end of the day,
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: the stuff that's going to make for the most interesting
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: TV is going to be shown.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: So not our fault. I don't really care either way.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I also find that when people.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Like, I feel like there are people who kind of
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: are like, well, I want my storyline to be this
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: and I'm going to push that. And I go into
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: it with like, shit's going to happen no matter what.
• 40:44
  Speaker 3: I'm going to roll with the punches. And if it's interesting, great.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: And if it's not, the more interesting stuff will be shown.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: 100%. It's completely out of your hands. I always say
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: when someone joins a reality show and they're like, what's
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: your advice? I'm like, don't get married to your story.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Because it's important to you. It may not be the
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: most important in the overall. So if you film something
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and it gets cut out, like you cannot lose your
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: mind over it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: And sometimes the dynamic you have with other people becomes
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: more interesting than like your home life.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: And that's what ends up being shown. And then that's,
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: I feel like when people are like, you don't have
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: a storyline without this person.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: And it's like. But you know what's so funny? is if,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: for example, when Kyle and Mauricio parted ways, a lot
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: of people said, They're doing it for a storyline. But
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: then when your life is like calm, you have no story.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: So it's like you really can't win.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to show up, live my life, give
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: my two cents. What ends up on your TV? You're
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: fucking welcome. I hope you enjoy. And like, I'll catch
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: you on the flip side.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: You can't even you can't worry about it. Jared, what
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: did you think of Lala and Janet this season on
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the Valley?
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I loved you guys.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: I thought it was iconic. I thought you were specifically iconic.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, I've seen her on the last three seasons, obviously,
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: but you coming in and getting like a more fleshed out,
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: what's it called? Like arc throughout the show was really good.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: And you just are, you just.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Are good at the, like speaking things to, to get,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: to get the show moving, I guess is the best
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: way to say it.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: Like, And I think as someone who watches a lot
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: of reality TV, I appreciate that.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. It's like, it's like you can kind of clock
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: the like, Oh, this is needed to, to make the.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Show enjoyable, you know?
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: And I felt like you were a voice of kind
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: of reason and levity and a lot of situations. And
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: I liked it. And I just think you're very funny.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: And my mom does too. My mom was always like,
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Oh my God, Lala just cracks me up.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: My sister will text me. My friend Vinny will text
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: me being like.
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: Tell Lala, like, how does she think of that? And
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: I'm like, you guys, she's just smart. And also I
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: think being sober helps with that. You know, like you,
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: you're not, you're around people who are a little bit more, um,
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: you know, a little bit more foggy brained in the moment.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: And so you can be a little bit sharper.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: And I think that comes off so funny in a
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: lot of scenes, you know, when you sit down at
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: the table and you're just.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Like, what are you going to do about it? Like,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: it's just like, so I met Jana.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: I think, you know, this year was a nice, uh,
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: what's it called, rebound from the first two seasons of
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: kind of a lot of negativity. It's hard for me
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: to be impartial about either of you guys because since
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: you're my friends, you know, because it's like, I've seen
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: like the downside of getting a, you know, like kind
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: of a negative spin from the audience and everything for
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: the first two years. But I thought it was really
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: entertaining this year.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it was a great season. And I,
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: because it was like a new dynamic that I was
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: venturing into, I wasn't quite sure. I mean, I obviously
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: hang out with you and talk.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: To you every day.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: So, um, I, and I, I thought it was funny,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: but that was a funny, I know what you're talking about.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Jesse. Yeah.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: He's like, well then participate in the conversation. I'm like,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: where am I? Yeah. What do you think? I'm doing that.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, kind of confused.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: You're quick witted.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: You ate people up.
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: You also have some very good one-liners where I was like, damn,
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: if I could think that quickly, because I'm one of
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: those people, I feel like Jason and I have talked
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: about this. We're like, afterwards we'll be in bed and
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: we'll be like, you know what would have been funny?
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: And we're like, too bad that it takes us 12.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Hours to think of the line. Your unbotheredness is so good.
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you serve a different type of humor. Yes. You're
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: not a one-liner queen, maybe.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: But the way you do things is just beyond.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: The way I cackle, you make me, I guess the
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: new people are now cackling is like played out. Everyone
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: says I'm howling. I howl when I'm around you. I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: love it. I think you're one of the funniest humans
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: on the planet. Thank you. I'm going to pull an
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Andy Cohen. Switching gears, least favorite sex position. Anything that's
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: not missionary. Anything that's not missionary.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: And then if I'm feeling freaky, sometimes me on top
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: or doggy style, but I don't know other sex positions
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: than that.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 45:14
  Speaker 4: She's so boring. Um, well, I don't have a lot
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: of like proper sex right now.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: I don't, I'm not big.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: And I like to save myself for relationship to have great.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: I think real sex, like, you know, penetrative. Um, but
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: I don't like doggy style. I find it very impersonal
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: and especially like, you know, It's like, what are you
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: doing back there?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Right. Totally. Yeah. I think my least favorite is squatty
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: potty position now. What?
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: What?
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Like, if you're standing, like the guy is standing like this,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: you're essentially standing up, but your body's like this. Legs
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: are over his shoulder. Got his arms wrapped. And so
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: he can go like this.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I would need to go to the hospital after what
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: you just described.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. My IUD is either enlarged in my fucking
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: esophagus or we got an issue happening.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, of course, the way you just described that,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think that that's supposed to be done that way.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: That is, that is intense. It was intense. I can,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: if I asked, yes, and I've, I've hooked up that
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: way before, but this was, I don't know what, I
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: think it's maybe because usually my legs are flopped over
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the forearms and it now was over the shoulder. So
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I was like, really like this. But I was like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. I'm either going to shit
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: on the floor or.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a good squatty potty.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: If I asked Jason to do this, he would literally
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: just stare at me.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah. And it's not that he couldn't carry because he's
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: got very big biceps.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But that's crazy work. No, I... Yeah, I hate
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: that position too now.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: It was intense. I'm going to suggest you don't do
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: that anymore.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's important. I can't guarantee it.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: It's like very, very hot unless it's like too much
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: of a like... When my ass is like in the
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: air and then I'm swinging back onto the dick, it's
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: like kind of a lot. Yeah, you think?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Kind of a lot.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: Wow. Jared, have you remained friends with Jaxx?
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: No, what?
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Who's asking that? No, I can't say that I have.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I feel like you ditched him, like, long, long, long ago.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if I would ever consider myself really, like,
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: he was just around because he was married to my
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: good friend Brittany. Yeah.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: So, no, I don't.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I had to ask.
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Favorite TV show right now.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Janet, go.
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: Oof.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, like, I don't know. I feel like anything documentary-wise. Oh, okay.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: I just watched, because it's the 25th anniversary of 9-11,
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: and so I just watched the new 9-11 documentary.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I meant to text you to tell you not
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: to watch that without me. Oh, it was like a good,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Informative.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, informative thing.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: And then anything, honestly, anything like true crime or current event.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: I want to watch the... I think it's called The
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: Preacher's Wife is the new one that people are going
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: crazy for.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched that one.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: The Pastor's Wife, yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: They have this new one called, I think, Instadocs on
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: Netflix that's like really quick turnaround of current events. So
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: they just had one about Trump like sneaking out of
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: the plane onto the car.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I must watch.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I must watch.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: And I think it's like a 40 minute quickie, but
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: it just has, it was set up really well. Like
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: it didn't seem like it was like cheaply thrown together
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: for having such a quick turnaround. Yeah. But it's like
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: more current event stuff that they just like whip up
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: a documentary within like, I mean, I feel like that
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: happened like a month ago.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: So I watched that this weekend too. And I thought
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: that was done well and very interesting.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Love it.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I'm a, I'm a documentary girly. What's yours?
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Widow's Bay. Love Widows Bay.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Love Widows Bay.
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: I finished it and then American Horror Story is coming
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: back for its 13th season and it's going to be
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: like He's bringing it. Ryan Murphy's bringing everyone back.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Jessica Lange. Emma Roberts.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Are we doing a Kim Kardashian moment?
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: No.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: She's not coming back. Only the icons.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Okay. Um, I'm with you on widow's bay. And now
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I'm rewatching for, I think the third time game of
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Thrones cause their 15th anniversary. Have you been texting Jason
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: about that? Cause he's been rewatching too. No, but I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: going to start. He's been rewatching that. Okay. Love that.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: And then obviously Seinfeld and friends at night.
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Janet, would you and Jason, Oh wait, Jared, I have
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: a friend who just got diagnosed with cancer. How can
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I support her?
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: That's so sad. Um, I mean, on a friend level,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: just be there for them. You know, be there for
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: the person.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: That was the biggest thing for me was having everyone
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: support me and show up for me. Even in the pandemic, like,
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: just getting phone calls and FaceTimes and all of that stuff.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Like, not feeling like.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: Because it feels... I mean, obviously, your life shuts down
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: in a weird way where it's like... It just becomes
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: about curing cancer and getting better.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But....
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Remembering that you're still part of your friend group and
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: stuff and that your friends still care. And then on
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: a bigger picture, go check out some resources on their behalf.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: One of my favorite organizations, we got this org and
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: it has, it's got a cancer patient gift registry for free.
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: You don't have to like prove it or anything like, Oh,
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: here's my insurance or here's this or that or my diagnosis.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: And they have a link to a lot of resources.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: So I used the blood cancer United resources and got
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: like some funding to help cover the just expenses. So
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: there's different things, different organizations that provide different needs, you know, therapy,
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: whatever kind of stuff. But the biggest thing is not
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: to ditch the person, you know, it's weird. That's a
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: weird thing that can happen because I think people get
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: freaked out of how do I handle this? It's so
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: different than what we're used to. So be there as
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: best as you can for your friend. And hopefully they
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: get better really quick.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Science is really good right now. So yeah. There's a
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: lot of hope out there.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Praise science.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Janet, would you and Jason ever have a threesome?
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, Jason gets jealous. No, not anytime soon.
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: But I could see if in 20 years and things
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: were kind of dried up or a little boring, I
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: could see us going to Las Vegas and picking up
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: a lady.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, feel free to remember me. All right.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: It would have to be somebody we don't know.
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: It would have to be a stranger that we'd never
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: see again.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I could never look at the two.
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: Of you ever again. Are you joking?
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: I love the safety of being able to joke about
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: it because it's not an option, you know?
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: Like if ever once Jason was like, gave me an eye,
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, no, repeat, retract, retract in the name
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: of Satan, I rebuke you or whoever's rebuking, you know?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Jason also doesn't react when you're like, oh, you're so hot, whatever.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: He's like, what, Jared?
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: Remember he walked out and I said, hey, sexy daddy.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: And he was like, what?
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: He's like, what are you doing? Whenever I call him
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: and he goes, Oh, thanks a lot. You're welcome. Does
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Janet feel vindicated after the reunion? Because she should. Do
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: you want to answer that?
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 52:27
  Speaker 4: No.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: Cause I think if I were to say I feel
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: fully vindicated, I feel like part of the reason I
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: can feel vindicated is because I was able to take
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: responsibility for the things I did wrong and So I
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: don't want to say I'm vindicated because I feel like
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: that walks that back a little bit. So sure, there
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: were pieces that I was like, I'm glad people are
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: finally seeing what I've been saying. But also there were
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: mistakes I made that I needed to own up to.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: And that was all part of it. So yes and no.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I want to end on this one. Lala, why do
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: you fight Janet's battles for her? If I knew who
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: you were, I'd say... Jan, why do you ask really
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: stupid fucking questions?
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Wait, what battle? Exactly. No, but what battle? What battle?
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I think Lala and I are such close friends because
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: we agree on a lot of like morals and the
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: basic things of life of like, this is right, this
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: is wrong.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: So maybe it.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: looks like even though I don't think this it looks
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: like maybe we were fighting the same battle but I
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: feel like you and I just agree on a lot
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: and you know about what's right and wrong so it's
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: like when we're seeing something that's not right we're both
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: just like that ain't right I.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Think I was fighting someone else's battle not yours yeah
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: don't be rude to her please what battle did I
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: fight of yours I agree with you it goes back
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: to are we watching the same show I always think
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: that so wild where am I.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: It's so funny when we get the show like a
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: day early and we watch and we're like, oh great.
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: And this is the thing. And then it's something that's
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: completely not the thing when everybody else's watches it.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, huh, that's what you, that's what you
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: picked up on. Not this thing, that thing, huh? Perception
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: will always be the thing that blows my mind. It's like,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: oh wow, you really see it so differently than I do.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: The difference is, is my way is right because I
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: have 2015 vision.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: Yours is wrong. Which I do have 2015 vision, just
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: so you know.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: Is that good or bad?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: It's the best one. The greatest.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, congrats.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: That's what fucking snipers have.
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: I went in, read the eye test. She was like,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: this is too small. You don't need to read it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, LFKJMO. She was like, did I pass?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: I don't pass any tests.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Should I pass? Sign you up for it? She was like, well,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: you definitely have 2020 vision, but I would say it's 2015.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I was like, holy shit. That's like what they use
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: to fucking... Osama bin Laden.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I think, I don't know for sure. I'm no military person,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: but you guys, thank you for listening to another episode
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: of untraditionally Lala. I love you guys and I will
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: catch you next week. Bye.