The "Handjob" Heard 'Round the World | CMS Classic 2012
Let’s talk about the absolute state of 80s legends trying to navigate the modern streaming era. Loudness—Japan’s greatest heavy metal export—just dropped Eve of Dawn, and while the riffs are still sharp, the “gang vocals” have hit a hilarious, unintentional snag.
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We took a deep dive into the track “Hang Tough,” and I’m telling you, once you hear it, your ears are ruined for life. Between the accent and the production, the legendary Minoru Niihara isn’t singing a classic anthem of resilience; he’s screaming “HANDJOB!” at the top of his…
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