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Kyle's friend.... didn't... die?!?! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Today is National Name Your Car Day.
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  Speaker 2: Does everybody have a name for their car?
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  Speaker 1: I used to.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's important to name your car. It gives
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  Speaker 2: it a little personality. You don't name your car?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I name all my cars.
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  Speaker 2: What's your current car's name?
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  Speaker 3: My current car's name right now is Sylvie.
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  Speaker 2: Mine is Mooshie. Thank you. We rhyme.
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  Speaker 1: John Jay, what's the name of your car? Oh, thanks
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  Speaker 1: for asking, Rich, because I'm the first one that said,
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  Speaker 1: I named my car. I used to. Thanks. Thanks for asking.
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  Speaker 2: You said I named my car.
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  Speaker 1: I used to. I said I used to. They'd be, oh, really?
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  Speaker 1: You did? What did you name the car?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: There's a story behind it. I'm glad you asked. So
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  Speaker 1: my first car I ever bought, it was a Grand
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  Speaker 1: Jeep Cherokee. I named it Jake way before I had kids.
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  Speaker 1: And here I have my son. My oldest son's name
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  Speaker 1: is Jake.
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  Speaker 4: Why did you name the car Jake?
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  Speaker 1: Just because you liked that name?
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  Speaker 3: No idea.
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  Speaker 1: That was a cool name.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: And then I had a diary, and my diary's name
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  Speaker 1: was Jake. And I used to write in my diary,
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  Speaker 1: Dear Jake. Oh my gosh, it was like foreshadowing in
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  Speaker 1: your life.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it wild? I guess so.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Rich.
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  Speaker 2: That's great. National Smarties Day. Can you name your Smarties?
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  Speaker 1: No, I eat them.
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  Speaker 2: National Produce Misting Day. I don't know why that needs
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  Speaker 2: a day. National Body Language Day, World Smile Day. And
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  Speaker 2: I love these two. It's Guardian Angel Day. And my
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  Speaker 2: favorite on the list is National Audiophile Day. That's right,
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  Speaker 2: for the audio snobs that still say records sound better
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  Speaker 2: than anything else, I am one of those people. National
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  Speaker 2: Audiophile Day.
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  Speaker 4: Have you guys ever completely freaked out, like really started
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  Speaker 4: freaking out, and then realized you got the story totally wrong?
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  Speaker 1: Because that happens. I think that happens a lot on
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  Speaker 1: this radio show. Actually, with you and your news. What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? How many times have you done
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  Speaker 1: news where you're like, oh, wait a minute, I read
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  Speaker 1: that wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of times.
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  Speaker 4: But this was, it was actually very scary.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really go on Facebook very often, but every
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  Speaker 4: once in a while, Facebook sends me emails of like
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  Speaker 4: things my friends post or things my friends are tagged in.
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  Speaker 4: And sometimes it'll intrigue me and I'll click on it. Well,
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  Speaker 4: I got that email just the other day and it said.
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  Speaker 4: Jordan Schnitzer has died in a terrible, tragic accident. And
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  Speaker 4: I was like, oh my God, that's one of my
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  Speaker 4: really good friends' husbands. Like we're at their wedding. Like
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  Speaker 4: they have four beautiful kids. Like they're an amazing family.
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  Speaker 4: Like he's an amazing person. And I started like really
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  Speaker 4: freaking out. Like, oh my gosh, what do I text her?
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  Speaker 4: Like we haven't spoken in a long time because she
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  Speaker 4: lives in a different state. Like, is it weird to
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  Speaker 4: reach out to her? Cause I saw this post or
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  Speaker 4: is it like one of those things that they're putting out? Like,
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  Speaker 4: I just, I went down the rabbit hole of like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my gosh, I have to like start. And I
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  Speaker 4: literally start writing a text to her. Like, I just
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  Speaker 4: saw the news. I'm so sorry. Like, if you need
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  Speaker 4: us to fly out, we can fly out to be
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  Speaker 4: with you and help, however. And I'm like, I feel
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  Speaker 4: like maybe I need to click the story for whatever reason.
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  Speaker 4: So I paused the text that I was writing her
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  Speaker 4: and I clicked on the story and it was a
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  Speaker 4: different Jordan Schnitzer.
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  Speaker 1: What are the chances there's two Jordan Schnitzers?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, why?
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  Speaker 1: No relation?
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  Speaker 4: Why would Facebook send this to me? I don't follow
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  Speaker 4: this other person. I had no idea why like this
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  Speaker 4: story had popped up, but I was like, thank God
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  Speaker 4: I didn't send that text message because then that probably
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  Speaker 4: would have made her go like, Then I picture her.
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  Speaker 4: She's not with her husband. And she gets this news
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  Speaker 4: from me that her husband died.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. I got that story totally wrong. Did
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  Speaker 1: you tell her? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 4: And so then I erased the text message. And I
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  Speaker 4: was like, oh, my gosh, you're never going to believe this. Like,
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  Speaker 4: I just received this message that Jordan died. But it
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  Speaker 4: turns out it wasn't him.
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  Speaker 1: So thank God.
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  Speaker 4: But obviously, like, condolences to that family because that's really sad.
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  Speaker 1: So Jordan, the Jordan you know is happy and healthy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's doing great.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know anything about that Jordan Schnitzer?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just curious, growing up, if his nickname was Wiener.
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  Speaker 1: Wiener Schnitzer. Oh, interesting. He had to have heard that.
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  Speaker 1: Of course he had. That's a tough name, Jordan Schnitzer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a great guy. You wouldn't think there'd be
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  Speaker 2: a bunch of them out there.
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  Speaker 1: How did the other Jordan Schnitzer die?
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  Speaker 4: It was a car accident.
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  Speaker 1: It was like a really bad car accident.
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  Speaker 4: And a bunch of people passed away in it, including Jordan.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, really sad. I'm looking at you tell the story,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm looking at your hair because you got your
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  Speaker 1: hair done.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a big deal. You're talking about your hair. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I saw this while I was getting my hair done.
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  Speaker 1: I was like sitting in the chair. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: figure it out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I totally forgot this, but yesterday was National
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  Speaker 1: Hair Day, and I have a whole thing I never
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  Speaker 1: got to. Today is National Hair Day.
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  Speaker 2: Hair!
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  Speaker 3: He's big, he's hairy, and he's sometimes smelly.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody, just please watch the hair. Watch the hair! You
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  Speaker 2: didn't sign the shampoo agreement.
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  Speaker 1: How do I know if you double pooed? You thought
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  Speaker 1: I was kidding.
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  Speaker 2: That was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And then I see this today. There's a clip going
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  Speaker 1: viral from a girl, a woman that goes to great
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  Speaker 1: clips because she likes to play what's called haircut roulette. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's scary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to this. Listen to this.
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  Speaker 5: I got my haircut today at great clips. And a
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  Speaker 5: lot of women are probably thinking, why would you do that?
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  Speaker 5: You never know what you're going to get.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: That's the fun part. It was like haircut roulette. So
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  Speaker 5: I walk in and I'm like, hey, just a little trim,
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  Speaker 5: just get the dead ends off. Lady's like, got it.
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  Speaker 5: And before she gets out a brush to brush it
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  Speaker 5: or a comb to part my hair, she just grabs
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  Speaker 5: the scissors out and starts cutting. No parts, no nothing,
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  Speaker 5: just starts cutting. And I was watching my hair hit
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  Speaker 5: the floor like inch by inch by inch by inch.
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, wow, we're making a wig for
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  Speaker 5: somebody else today. We cut a lot off.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot. It's not a trim.
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  Speaker 5: It's a whole new haircut.
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  Speaker 3: But.
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  Speaker 5: At the end of the day, I kind of like it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny about that is I think a
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  Speaker 1: guy can do that because most guys have got short hair.
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  Speaker 1: But like Kyle, you've got long hair. If they chopped
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  Speaker 1: your hair off, you'd be freaked out, wouldn't you?
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  Speaker 4: And that's why I do not play haircut roulette. Like
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  Speaker 4: I go to Allison every time because I know what
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to get. Because, yeah, no, every girl knows
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  Speaker 4: that that's a dangerous situation.
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  Speaker 1: My last haircut, I went to my barber and I
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  Speaker 1: was just like, you know what, just cut it really,
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  Speaker 1: really short. Just cut it short. So he used the
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  Speaker 1: one and he cut it really short. And then when
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  Speaker 1: I came home, my wife was, like, not into it.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't like it. And I was, like, I haven't had
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  Speaker 1: a haircut since, but I feel like it's grown back.
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  Speaker 1: It's been, like, two weeks. It grows back fast. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I can't imagine, like, Peyton, if you
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  Speaker 1: cut all your hair off.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God, no. It would take forever. Right.
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  Speaker 1: It takes forever for girls.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And plus, like, I have curly hair, and so if
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  Speaker 3: you do one wrong cut, then you're in bad shape.
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  Speaker 3: But for her, like, it just makes me concerned about her. Like,
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  Speaker 3: what is she going through that is making her do
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  Speaker 3: haircut roulette?
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  Speaker 1: That's so true.
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  Speaker 2: Like, she must be really going through. Or super confident.
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  Speaker 1: That is so true. I also thought for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: they thought, like, women, and this, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: this is the sexiest thing to say, but I just
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  Speaker 1: didn't picture, because women, all the women around me in
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  Speaker 1: my life have always gone to places to get their
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  Speaker 1: hair done. And I feel like great clips is, like,
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  Speaker 1: for guys, like, simple. Like, short hair. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, that's kind of like, I guess, the
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  Speaker 4: reputation you would think of for that.
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  Speaker 1: For kids, guys, like, I would expect, because women have,
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  Speaker 1: and by the way, this video of her, she's got
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  Speaker 1: really nice hair. Like, she's got hair like yours, Kyle.
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  Speaker 1: She's into it. Yeah, I mean, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, no, she looks great. She does. And a
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  Speaker 2: lot of women are.
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  Speaker 1: Probably thinking, why would you do that? Yeah, she's got
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  Speaker 1: a nice heritage.
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  Speaker 3: So she's going through something.
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  Speaker 1: So shout out to Great Clips.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I mean, she's very adventurous.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, like, you think about, like, it takes almost
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  Speaker 4: four hours for me to get my hair done.
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  Speaker 1: And so we could talk about a lot of things.
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  Speaker 4: And so she was literally telling me the craziest story
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  Speaker 4: about him. In her neighborhood, they don't let people park
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  Speaker 4: on the road. And she's gotten her car towed before.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, on the street in front of the house? Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And so she noticed that this young couple... was about
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  Speaker 4: to leave the car on the side of the road.
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  Speaker 4: And so she was like, I, and then I looked
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  Speaker 4: down the road and the tow truck was there waiting
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  Speaker 4: for them. Cause someone had already called to tell on
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  Speaker 4: these people. She's like, so I thought I would go
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  Speaker 4: over and give them a heads up to move their car.
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  Speaker 4: She said she did. And when she did the tow
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  Speaker 4: truck driver gave her a really evil eye, came, flipped
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  Speaker 4: her off and followed her home, followed her home. And
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  Speaker 4: she like, she's like, and I was kind of scared
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  Speaker 4: to get out of my car. Cause like she lives alone.
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  Speaker 4: And she's like, this is a really scary situation. He's
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  Speaker 4: following me home. She said, I got out of my
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  Speaker 4: car and like, and he goes, that was really nice
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  Speaker 4: of you to do for those people.
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  Speaker 2: And she's like, thanks.
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  Speaker 4: And went inside and she's like, now I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, was he saying that was really nice of you
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  Speaker 1: to do for those people? Like sarcastic, crazy or like,
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  Speaker 1: she said it sounded really creepy.
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  Speaker 4: And she's like, I didn't know because you know, that
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  Speaker 4: tow truck driver is going to get money off of that.
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  Speaker 1: Job and oh yeah she took money away from him i.
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  Speaker 3: Wonder if like too like maybe there's a connection with
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  Speaker 3: the hoa president and the tow truck driver like maybe
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  Speaker 3: they maybe they own the tow.
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  Speaker 2: Truck business maybe also if you think somebody followed you
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  Speaker 2: why would you go home.
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  Speaker 4: That's right i should have said that what were you.
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  Speaker 2: Thinking you need to be safe yeah that's i would
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  Speaker 2: drive right to the police station if i thought i
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  Speaker 2: was being followed who knew.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna hear that story on national hair day wow
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  Speaker 1: tow truck and you know what's funny Oh, when you
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  Speaker 1: say toe, I think T-O-E. Of course you do. Not T-O-W.
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  Speaker 1: How's there not an Instagram page on that? Famous tow
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  Speaker 1: truck drivers with nice feet. T-O-E.
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  Speaker 4: Toes, toes.
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  Speaker 2: Toes, toes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right. It's John Jay and Rich.