Latest / I Am All In with Scott Patterson / Pop Culture Minisode (S6 E4 "Always a Godmother, Never a God")
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- 0:00Speaker 1: I am all in.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Let's kiss you. I am all in with Scott Patterson
- 0:19Speaker 2: an iHeartRadio podcast.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Hey Everybody, Scott Patterson, I am all in podcast, iHeart Radio.
- 0:23Speaker 1: One of them productions Pop Culture, Season six, Episode five,
- 0:29Speaker 1: Always a Godmother, Never a Godam joined with by my
- 0:33Speaker 1: intrepid crew, Tar Sued and Amy Sugarman and Susanne French
- 0:39Speaker 1: will join us. She's on a putty break or calls
- 0:42Speaker 1: for Luke and there's a that there's a fire. Luke,
- 0:46Speaker 1: what are you doing yelling fire? You can't do that, Laurel.
- 0:49Speaker 1: I know it only pertains to movie theaters crowded ones.
- 0:52Speaker 1: If you're watching a Wednesday matinee of Deduced Big Low,
- 0:55Speaker 1: you can yell fire all you want. Hell, you can
- 0:57Speaker 1: start a fire. No. One Bigelow Mal Jigglow is a
- 1:01Speaker 1: nineteen ninety ninety American sex comedy starring film starring Rob
- 1:08Speaker 1: Schneider as Deuice Bigelow and insecure aquarium cleaner who wrecks
- 1:13Speaker 1: a house of a Jigglow and must become a jigglow
- 1:15Speaker 1: himself to earn the money to repair it. That must
- 1:21Speaker 1: have been some pitch meeting. Lorelei is making the joke
- 1:25Speaker 1: that it was such a bad movie that no one
- 1:28Speaker 1: would be in the theater watching that movie.
- 1:33Speaker 2: I gotta do this one. This was my favorite.
- 1:35Speaker 1: I'm going to hand it off to my colleague Amy Sugarman.
- 1:39Speaker 2: Ladies, thank you so much. LORELEI is going through all
- 1:42Speaker 2: the old tapes. You need an episode of Magnum p
- 1:45Speaker 2: I from nineteen eighty six. Of course, not that tape
- 1:48Speaker 2: is mislabeled. That's ants Landing from nineteen eighty one, which
- 1:52Speaker 2: I interject flag on the play because nineteen eighty one
- 1:57Speaker 2: was before nineteen eighty six, so why would it be
- 1:59Speaker 2: mislabeled with something new. But anyway, I'm going to not
- 2:03Speaker 2: not stick on that, So anyway, thank you so much.
- 2:09Speaker 2: That's that's not Landing from nineteen eighty one. All the
- 2:12Speaker 2: women are held hostage at gunpoint during Ginger's baby Shower
- 2:15Speaker 2: Classic twenty one Jump Street season one. You do not
- 2:18Speaker 2: need this, Okay?
- 2:20Speaker 1: Who said that? Luke?
- 2:21Speaker 2: You said that?
- 2:22Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it says Luke.
- 2:23Speaker 2: So first of all. Magnum Pi Like We All Don't
- 2:27Speaker 2: Know is an American crime drama television series starring Tom
- 2:31Speaker 2: Selleck and his short shorts and his mustache as Thomas Magnum,
- 2:36Speaker 2: a private investigator living on a Wahoo. There was a
- 2:40Speaker 2: TikTok the other day just showing all of Tom Selick's
- 2:45Speaker 2: short shorts from it, and I was like, so good, okay.
- 2:49Speaker 2: So Not's Landing is an American prime time television soap
- 2:55Speaker 2: opera that aired on CBS from seventy nine to ninety three.
- 2:58Speaker 2: It was a spinoff of Dallas, set in a fictitious
- 3:01Speaker 2: coastal suburb of la and centered on the lives of
- 3:04Speaker 2: four married couples living on a cul de sac seaview circle.
- 3:07Speaker 2: And I think that was not Slanding. Let me try
- 3:10Speaker 2: and name somebody.
- 3:10Speaker 1: That ran for fifteen years.
- 3:13Speaker 2: Yeah, and it had Oh my gosh, she's so beautiful
- 3:17Speaker 2: and she's still so beautiful. Hold on, I have to
- 3:20Speaker 2: tell you who she was, like one of the main
- 3:22Speaker 2: people and literally Victoria's Jon van Arc beautiful, Donna Mills.
- 3:30Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, she looks as Shelle Lee was in
- 3:33Speaker 3: that too.
- 3:33Speaker 2: Yeah, Michelle Lee, Ted Shackelford, William Devane who. Weirdly, speaking
- 3:39Speaker 2: of William Devane, I'm currently watching twenty four season five.
- 3:42Speaker 2: I think it is either season four season five, William Devane.
- 3:46Speaker 2: I mean, not Slanding was pretty legit. It never really
- 3:48Speaker 2: got the acclaim of oh, Lisa Hartman was on not Slanding.
- 3:52Speaker 2: You know, Lisa Hartman Black married to Clint Black. It
- 3:55Speaker 2: never was Dallas and it was never Dynasty. It was
- 3:58Speaker 2: sort of like below but for a long time. Then
- 4:03Speaker 2: twenty one Jump Street American police procedural television series that
- 4:08Speaker 2: focused on a squad of youthful looking undercover police officers
- 4:12Speaker 2: investigating crime in schools, gangs, and other teenage venues. Now,
- 4:16Speaker 2: let's talk about this Johnny Depp, But guess who else
- 4:19Speaker 2: starred in twenty one Jump Street day Louise Yes, thank you, Scott,
- 4:23Speaker 2: thank you for much, and Holly Robinson, who's now Holly
- 4:26Speaker 2: Robinson Pete like amazing, and there was a fourth Dustin
- 4:32Speaker 2: Yuen was also on it. Twenty one Jump Street was
- 4:35Speaker 2: like amazing. I know the movie version, right, you don't
- 4:39Speaker 2: know the TV show with Johnny Depp?
- 4:41Speaker 1: No?
- 4:42Speaker 2: I know the one with ye Jonah Hill Hills and
- 4:47Speaker 2: what's his doozy channing?
- 4:49Speaker 1: No?
- 4:49Speaker 2: And Holly Robinson sang the theme song twenty one Jump Street, Like,
- 4:54Speaker 2: how do you not know that? It like launched Fox
- 4:58Speaker 2: made Fox Fox so good good three random shows.
- 5:03Speaker 1: I love it all right, Tara, You're up all right?
- 5:07Speaker 4: So Luke is telling Laurel I to throw away her
- 5:09Speaker 4: old tapes. Lurai says the DVDs won't have the commercials
- 5:13Speaker 4: on them, the original commercials, which is half the fun.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Spuds Mackenzie Clara Peller, Nothing comes between me and my Calvins.
- 5:20Speaker 4: I mean they don't make them like that anymore, it.
- 5:23Speaker 2: Clara, where's the beef? Yeah? Sorry?
- 5:29Speaker 1: Is that her? Is that her?
- 5:31Speaker 2: Where's the beef?
- 5:33Speaker 1: Where's the bait?
- 5:34Speaker 4: So Spuds Mackenzie's a fictional dog character used for an
- 5:39Speaker 4: extensive advertising campaign marketing bud Light beer in the late
- 5:43Speaker 4: nineteen eighties. The dog first showed up in the bud
- 5:46Speaker 4: Light super Bowl twenty one at in nineteen eighty seven.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Clara Peller was a Russian born American manicurist and television
- 5:55Speaker 4: personality who starred in the nineteen eighty four Where's the
- 5:58Speaker 4: Beef campaign for the Wendy's.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Wendy's are so tiny driving that car.
- 6:07Speaker 4: And you want to know what comes in between me
- 6:09Speaker 4: and Mike Calvins. Nothing is an iconic line that Model
- 6:13Speaker 4: Brookshields delivered in the nineteen eighty Calvin Klein campaign, one
- 6:17Speaker 4: that went on to become one of the most famous
- 6:19Speaker 4: and controversial fashion ads of all time.
- 6:23Speaker 1: M Susanne, French Ladies and Gentlemen stepping into the batter's box.
- 6:29Speaker 3: All right, Uh, this is LAURELEI telling Luke to not
- 6:33Speaker 3: go back upstairs, or else she'll keep all her old tapes.
- 6:37Speaker 3: Laura I says, oh, look at that America's Castles, the
- 6:40Speaker 3: special Florida edition, seated five times. Checking it, Luke says
- 6:44Speaker 3: one thing. Laurel I says, oh. The History of Paper,
- 6:48Speaker 3: a documentary by Ted Burns discality of Ken Burns. Luke says,
- 6:53Speaker 3: I'm not going up Laura I says, good, Oh, please don't.
- 6:56Speaker 3: The Daisy Seasons two and four.
- 6:58Speaker 2: I've been looking for this.
- 7:00Speaker 3: America's Castles is a documentary television series that aired on
- 7:05Speaker 3: A and E network from nineteen ninety four to two
- 7:07Speaker 3: thousand and five. The documents the mansions and summer homes
- 7:11Speaker 3: of the high society of the Gilded Age through interviews,
- 7:14Speaker 3: historic photos, and newly shot footage. Ken Burns is an
- 7:18Speaker 3: American filmmaker known for his documentary films and television series,
- 7:22Speaker 3: many of which chronicle American history. And culture and please donate.
- 7:27Speaker 3: The Daisies is an American sitcom series based upon the
- 7:30Speaker 3: nineteen fifty seven book by Gene Kerr and the nineteen
- 7:33Speaker 3: sixty film starring Doris Day and David Niven. The series
- 7:36Speaker 3: ran for fifty eight half hour episodes and starred Patricia
- 7:39Speaker 3: Crowley and Mark Miller.
- 7:41Speaker 2: Sorry to interject with a question, are they so? Are
- 7:45Speaker 2: Luke and Lorelei sleeping? Is the whole fixed? Because I
- 7:49Speaker 2: feel like when we see the exterior there's still like
- 7:52Speaker 2: a tarp and the whole is still there, but there
- 7:55Speaker 2: are in the living room. It just yeah, it was
- 7:58Speaker 2: all mixed up. Okay, thank you, thank yeah.
- 8:00Speaker 3: Because the scene where She's trying to decide what to
- 8:03Speaker 3: wear to the baptism and Luke's laying in bed saying
- 8:06Speaker 3: which dress he likes you, They're.
- 8:08Speaker 2: Like the bed is like right in front of the front.
- 8:10Speaker 2: That's what I thought, Okay, Okay, yeah, I was all confused,
- 8:13Speaker 2: But great, great, great, all.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Right, Jackson and Suki fighting about getting the kids baptized.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Suki and We'll end up sleeping on a leaky air
- 8:21Speaker 1: mattress in the kids room and getting horrible creeks in
- 8:23Speaker 1: our next while your mother blasts the Flatt and scrugsy day,
- 8:26Speaker 1: and your cousins are going to be picking their teeth
- 8:28Speaker 1: with my rata pairing knives, Jackson, What about the time
- 8:35Speaker 1: wait to see your stuttering cousin? Odell and the worst
- 8:38Speaker 1: production of Nicholas Nickleby known to man? That was nine
- 8:41Speaker 1: hours of pure hell. Flat and Scrugs were an American
- 8:44Speaker 1: bluegrass duo formed in nineteen forty eight featuring Luster Flat
- 8:50Speaker 1: and Earl Scruggs, both of whom had been member of
- 8:54Speaker 1: Bill Monroe's Ben the Bluegrass Boys. The Life and Adventures
- 8:58Speaker 1: of Nicholas Nickleby is an eight and a half a
- 9:00Speaker 1: half hour long adaptation of Charles dickens eighteen thirty nine novel,
- 9:04Speaker 1: performed in two parts.
- 9:06Speaker 4: Oh my god, so it actually is that long?
- 9:10Speaker 2: I thought he was exaggeration.
- 9:13Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Can I do the next too? Because I really want
- 9:21Speaker 2: to do the one after this? Can I just be
- 9:24Speaker 2: a ball hog?
- 9:25Speaker 1: Who are we to stop? You? Could we possibly stop? You? Can't?
- 9:28Speaker 2: Thank you? Thank you. We're reintroducing Logan to Nancy. She's
- 9:32Speaker 2: the one who insists I look like Clara Barton, which
- 9:34Speaker 2: I'm still not sure is a compliment. Clara Barton was
- 9:36Speaker 2: an American nurse who founded the American Red Cross. She
- 9:39Speaker 2: was a hospital nurse in the American Civil War, a teacher,
- 9:41Speaker 2: and a patent clerk than the one I wanted to do.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Suki stressed about seeing Jackson's family. I overcompensate and I
- 9:48Speaker 2: start cracking jokes like I'm carrot Top, and I start
- 9:50Speaker 2: doing funny things with props, and I hate prov comedy.
- 9:55Speaker 2: Scott Thompson is Carrot Top. He's a stand up comedian
- 9:59Speaker 2: and actor known for his use of prop comedy. Now,
- 10:05Speaker 2: I don't like his prop comedy either. It is funny
- 10:09Speaker 2: at times, but it also wigs me out. He's so,
- 10:12Speaker 2: he's got that show in Vegas. I've met caratalk. Still going, right,
- 10:16Speaker 2: it's still going. He's been going since like literally the nineties.
- 10:19Speaker 2: Like what does he do? Oh my gosh. He pulls
- 10:22Speaker 2: out all this stuff out of a like you know
- 10:24Speaker 2: when you used to go to camp and you'd have
- 10:26Speaker 2: what was those called, they were like crates. You bring
- 10:30Speaker 2: him to camp back when like our age was at camp,
- 10:34Speaker 2: and he pulls all this crap out and puts on
- 10:36Speaker 2: weird hats and like, oh my god, it's a little
- 10:39Speaker 2: bit like freaky, like a little bit where I'm like
- 10:43Speaker 2: light Trump, thank you, it's Trump great. I'm a little
- 10:48Speaker 2: freaked out by him, but yet bless him. He's been
- 10:52Speaker 2: going strong for so long.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Where is he at right somewhere? Not comedian smash Pumpkins.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was Gallagher.
- 11:04Speaker 1: Gallagher smash it. I mean this was his act, right.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I have probably more complex than that, but I don't know.
- 11:12Speaker 1: That's funny funny to me.
- 11:13Speaker 2: It makes me think of a David Copperfield story. So
- 11:16Speaker 2: I won't name names, but David Copperfield calls people up
- 11:20Speaker 2: out of the audience, and this person was called up
- 11:25Speaker 2: out of the audience. The kids are in the audience,
- 11:30Speaker 2: makes them disappears.
- 11:37Speaker 1: They're what they're falling, falling.
- 11:40Speaker 2: So they take you know, there's a family in the
- 11:42Speaker 2: audience and the dad goes up and they do the
- 11:45Speaker 2: magic and they all disappear.
- 11:48Speaker 1: Kid audience one good magic tricks backfire a.
- 12:00Speaker 2: Tatara, You do this one?
- 12:01Speaker 4: Even though all right, I was trying to flirt with Lorelei.
- 12:05Speaker 4: Lorelei says, nice sunglasses, Very risky business. Bo says risky business.
- 12:10Speaker 4: Huh are you into risky business? Laurel I says, no,
- 12:13Speaker 4: all of a sudden, I hate it. Tom Cruises underwear
- 12:15Speaker 4: makes me want to barf. Would you like to register?
- 12:19Speaker 4: A Risky Business is a nineteen eighty three American teen
- 12:22Speaker 4: sex comedy film starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca Deep de Morney.
- 12:28Speaker 4: Mornee okay your Mornee?
- 12:31Speaker 2: Hand that rocks the Cradle Love Rebecca de Mornay.
- 12:34Speaker 4: Starring Tom Cruise and Rebecca de Mournay, It follows the
- 12:37Speaker 4: sexual exploits of a high school senior during his parents'
- 12:41Speaker 4: vacation trip, and it's considered to be.
- 12:43Speaker 1: Cruise's breakout role. Oh yeah, that was.
- 12:47Speaker 4: A really funny line.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Though I didn't I'm not a huge risky businessman, but
- 12:52Speaker 2: I love Oh come, I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 12:55Speaker 2: I think I was too young. I think I just
- 12:57Speaker 2: didn't get it.
- 12:58Speaker 1: I was like Joey Pants was in that time. They
- 13:01Speaker 1: kid Nah Now another man's business and a down academy. Yeah.
- 13:07Speaker 2: I feel like Ray Band needs to really thank Tom
- 13:10Speaker 2: Cruise because, oh.
- 13:11Speaker 4: Yeah, the wafer, then the aviators and the aviators.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Yeah that was a great movie.
- 13:19Speaker 2: Scott, are you next to a Susan?
- 13:21Speaker 1: Oh? I think sane? Yeah? Yeah? All right?
- 13:26Speaker 3: Uh, Suki is pressuring Luke for the wedding date, Sukie says,
- 13:30Speaker 3: Miss Manners said, you're not really engaged until you have
- 13:32Speaker 3: a ring and a date. Judith Martin, better known by
- 13:35Speaker 3: the pen name Miss Manners, is an American columnist, author,
- 13:39Speaker 3: and etiquette authority. In nineteen seventy eight, Martin began writing
- 13:42Speaker 3: an advice column, answering etiquette questions contributed by her readers
- 13:46Speaker 3: and writing short essays on problems of manners or clarifying
- 13:50Speaker 3: the essential qualities of politeness. In her writings, Martin often
- 13:53Speaker 3: refers to herself in the third person, e g.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Miss Manners hopes, I'll tell you we could use a
- 14:02Speaker 1: little bit of mismanners these days. Sometimes true. All right,
- 14:07Speaker 1: who's up now? Me? Me, me, Suki. She's been institutionalized.
- 14:11Speaker 1: She shaved her head. She thinks she Susan Powder. Susan
- 14:14Speaker 1: Powder is an Australian born American motivational speaker, nutritionist, personal trainer,
- 14:19Speaker 1: an author who rose to fame in the nineties with
- 14:22Speaker 1: her catchphrase stop the Insanity of Weight Loss infomercial. She
- 14:27Speaker 1: hosted her own talk show, That Susan Powder Show. In
- 14:30Speaker 1: the nineties.
- 14:33Speaker 2: Rory Taels logan she just can't blow off the baptism.
- 14:35Speaker 2: You can do anything. You just have to believe in yourself.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Did we learn nothing from Mad Hot Ballroom? This made
- 14:41Speaker 2: me laugh? Mad Hot Ballroom is a two thousand and
- 14:43Speaker 2: five American documentary film about a ballroom dance program in
- 14:47Speaker 2: the New York City Department of Education the New York
- 14:50Speaker 2: City Public school system for fifth graders.
- 14:53Speaker 1: Mad Hot Ballroom, It.
- 14:55Speaker 2: Just funny lines. Did we learn nothing? You can do anything?
- 15:00Speaker 1: Oh, Tara, Yeah, you want to do another one?
- 15:03Speaker 2: Let me do another one. Lane trying to read Lane,
- 15:05Speaker 2: Thank you, Lane, trying.
- 15:06Speaker 1: To read them Amy, this one too.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Laane trying to read the manual to the equipment the
- 15:12Speaker 2: boys bought. You gotta be R too, D two to
- 15:14Speaker 2: understand this thing. R two D two obviously is a
- 15:18Speaker 2: fictional robot character in the Star Wars franchise created by
- 15:21Speaker 2: George Lucas. He has appeared in ten of the eleven
- 15:24Speaker 2: Star Wars films to date, which is weird he was
- 15:26Speaker 2: only in ten. R two D two and his companion
- 15:29Speaker 2: C three po are the only characters to appear in
- 15:31Speaker 2: every theatrical Star Wars film, with the exception of Solo
- 15:35Speaker 2: a Star Wars Story.
- 15:38Speaker 4: Now Tara all right, So Lane and Rory are catching up.
- 15:42Speaker 4: Lane says, you look good too. I like the bangs
- 15:45Speaker 4: very Mary and Faithful. Rory says thanks, I'm hoping. Mick
- 15:48Speaker 4: Jagger notices. Mary and Faithful is an English rock singer.
- 15:52Speaker 4: She achieved popularity in the sixties with the release of
- 15:55Speaker 4: her hit single As Tears Go By, written by Mick Jagger.
- 16:00Speaker 4: Michael Phillip Jagger is an English singer, writer and musician.
- 16:03Speaker 4: He is the frontman and one of the founding members of.
- 16:07Speaker 1: The Rolling Stones.
- 16:08Speaker 4: Jagger and Faithful dated from nineteen sixty six to nineteen
- 16:12Speaker 4: seventy and became a notorious part of the big swinging London.
- 16:17Speaker 1: Scene and still going strong in their late seventies. I think,
- 16:22Speaker 1: isn't micked like eighty now? M hm ah than Yeah,
- 16:29Speaker 1: they're still They're going out on tour. They just released
- 16:31Speaker 1: a single with a video.
- 16:34Speaker 2: I mean, I'm getting the exact age rock on with
- 16:39Speaker 2: He exactly emailed those Yeah, exactly.
- 16:42Speaker 1: He's eighty man. This guy is still cinal. He's I mean,
- 16:47Speaker 1: the energy that guy expends on stage, Oh oh my god,
- 16:53Speaker 1: he's indestructible.
- 16:58Speaker 4: Man.
- 16:59Speaker 1: All right, I'll do the last one.
- 17:01Speaker 3: This is Kirk deciding which side of the church on.
- 17:06Speaker 3: Kirk says, I haven't had much contact with Martha. She
- 17:09Speaker 3: seems more reserved, elusive. There's a bit of Garbo in her.
- 17:13Speaker 3: Greta Garbo was a Swedish American actress regarded as one
- 17:16Speaker 3: of the greatest screen actresses of all time. She was
- 17:19Speaker 3: known for her melancholic, somber persona, her film portrayals of
- 17:24Speaker 3: tragic characters, and her subtle and understated performances.
- 17:28Speaker 4: M that was a really funny line from Kirk.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Actually, oh, Kirk, Kirk, we won in a lot, but
- 17:33Speaker 1: he killed it in this episode. Anyway. That's gonna wrap
- 17:37Speaker 1: us up for pop culture. Next episode, Season six, episode five,
- 17:41Speaker 1: We've got magic to thank you, ladies, Susanne French, Terristuit,
- 17:45Speaker 1: Amy Sugarman.
- 17:46Speaker 2: We no thank you, Scott, no, thank you, no, thank you.
- 17:51Speaker 2: I'm gonna go watch old episodes not landing.
- 17:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna not watch anything. I'm gonna eat.
- 17:58Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat. I'm gonna watch new episodes of me
- 18:01Speaker 1: stuffing my face. Thank you, all right, guys, see you
- 18:06Speaker 1: next time. Keep the cards and letter coming. Love you,
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