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OUTRO: Arse-End of a Corgi · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for raw targets.
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  Speaker 2: For the Silver net Y Weekday on Radio recre.
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  Speaker 3: Get a Fellows serious gallant, Hey, yo, right.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us all about your holiday? Man, First and first.
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  Speaker 3: And foremost, where's Kezy? What's going on? Was he fire?
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  Speaker 3: I knew that was going to happen at some stage,
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  Speaker 3: wasn't it. Who was he handsy with you?
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  Speaker 2: You name it? Who was We have a look around man? Yeah, Pug.
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  Speaker 4: He was quite funny when I came in magie because
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  Speaker 4: I went and had a check to Pugs and he
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  Speaker 4: seemed a bit sort of.
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  Speaker 2: He's been about down lately.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well it was a huge wet blanket last Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Acknowledge that he was a massive punisher in the last podcast.
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  Speaker 2: That's not true. Why is that what happened? I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: normal sort of vibe. Man. We brought him in here,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, to be the third, the third
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  Speaker 2: the wheel cock. I was gonna say, like, you know, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I love laying the third cock.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, A huge fan. Normally it's bumper to bumper, you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? But yeah, you just sort of
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  Speaker 2: it wasn't himself. Yeah, I just got him on the
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  Speaker 2: way out up pegsn Yeah, sort you shoot out. Man.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, this is the thing too.
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  Speaker 4: You know, you've gotta you gotta got a look at
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  Speaker 4: the positives in your life.
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  Speaker 2: The PA you're a example. I think you're a reader.
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  Speaker 2: Well there's as well, because I think Pegs. You know,
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  Speaker 2: he went to a gig last night. I did, and
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  Speaker 2: I saw somebody else had been to the same gig.
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  Speaker 2: They look like they're in very close proximity to Pugs. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so I think pag Son probably had a pretty good weekend.
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  Speaker 3: You washed your hair today, didn't you. I did, man, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but the stuff in it? But stuff in the hair
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  Speaker 3: from last night was there?
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean stuff on the hair?
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  Speaker 3: I'm just.
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  Speaker 6: Pro I've washed my hair every other day.
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  Speaker 4: The product, man, what I'm saying is it's got that
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  Speaker 4: newly washed lock.
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  Speaker 3: It does without producting that you this product is it?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 4: To paint a picture for Shaggy Dog the audience out there.
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  Speaker 4: If you imagine the end of a.
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  Speaker 2: Corgy, if the end of the corky had a thin mustache, yes,
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  Speaker 2: just under the.
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  Speaker 6: Buttle there a little mustache under the time.
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  Speaker 3: My holiday was very good. Thanks Maggie.
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  Speaker 4: Did lots of stuff, you know, because I've reached that
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  Speaker 4: age rum nearing death and and so when you get
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  Speaker 4: a break, it's like, actually, I've got to make the
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  Speaker 4: most of this.
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  Speaker 3: I got to do ship.
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  Speaker 2: I watch Fargo instead of the Indian cricket Test.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was bad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on I'm on the fence about this, Jakes. I've
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  Speaker 2: got to tell you. I'm on the fence about telling
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  Speaker 2: about telling Cleaver and yeah, call forward because it was
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  Speaker 2: a confidential text message, yes, and so I don't I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to send it through to them. But I
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  Speaker 2: was surprised, especially given it's the TV show that came
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  Speaker 2: out some years ago. Yeah, the film.
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  Speaker 4: It was funny because when you see me that text,
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  Speaker 4: I went, what the fuck is Margie talking about? And
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  Speaker 4: then I then I thought, oh, he must have got
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  Speaker 4: that book more please by.
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  Speaker 2: A Yeah, I said. I text Jason, I said, how
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  Speaker 2: good is this first day of the cricket Test? And
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  Speaker 2: five down throughout thirty four? What do you mean man?
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  Speaker 2: The cricket? Ah?
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  Speaker 3: What else?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was watching Fargo.
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  Speaker 6: I've heard Fargo. It's pretty good to be fair.
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  Speaker 3: Have you not seen I've seen.
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  Speaker 6: The original Fargo.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah that's what I was watching.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, movie, and yeah, totally my bad.
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  Speaker 3: It was a mismanagement of time. Can I put it
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  Speaker 3: that way?
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  Speaker 4: To my wife and I were like, wow, and we've
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  Speaker 4: done that classic thing of all, let's watch a movie
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  Speaker 4: or something. We just couldn't fucking find anything, so we
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  Speaker 4: went to watch something that's actually really good and we
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  Speaker 4: know it's really good. Sure, so we watched Fargo. But
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  Speaker 4: we'll talk about the cricket and the show.
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  Speaker 2: Because Cricket was on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what did.
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  Speaker 2: You think We're just gonna get smash and what are
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  Speaker 2: you going to bother watching it? I honestly did Yeah
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  Speaker 2: you thought I watched the movie? Or did you think?
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  Speaker 2: Not that? Not that.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't want to watch it, but certainly I thought
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  Speaker 4: we're going to get it back.
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  Speaker 2: Forgot that it was on, rather than I could watch
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  Speaker 2: the cricket, but we're probably gonna get smash, so I'll
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  Speaker 2: watch a movie.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was more.
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  Speaker 4: It was more, as I say, a mismanagement of time.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't realize what the time was and it was on,
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  Speaker 4: and then it was on, and we've been watching Fargo
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  Speaker 4: for a little while, and so but this is the beauty.
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  Speaker 2: Of highlights, moogie. It's not the same though as it Jason.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: But from there on there on, I watched the entire
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  Speaker 4: test match eretically, heretically.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, even still watch it the whole Laky Big Show
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  Speaker 2: week days from four on Radio Hurrachy, remember the Wracky
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  Speaker 2: Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: You know, because the boys have been on a bit
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  Speaker 4: of a downward trajectory. You No, I'm an abandon I'm
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  Speaker 4: still a fan, but I just got I was getting
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  Speaker 4: really bummed out about it after being pants by who
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  Speaker 4: wasn't Bangladesh.
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  Speaker 2: We got rained out by Bangla and Bangladesh and then
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  Speaker 2: we lost to Sri Lanka Sri Lanka.
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  Speaker 3: So yes, yeah, and I was like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, no, I know, and I just checked
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  Speaker 2: it on because well, it's never going to get better
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  Speaker 2: than the first two sessions of day one. Yes, so
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  Speaker 2: we know where we are. And I was and I
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  Speaker 2: watched that and that's when I message you, And then
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  Speaker 2: my wife wanted to watch something. Yeah, So I was
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  Speaker 2: just like watching on my phone while we were watching
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  Speaker 2: the thing that we were watching, Yes, And I just said, look,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to turn this off because this
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  Speaker 2: is too good. I can't I split my attention here. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: it was bloody good.
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  Speaker 4: How much do you guys do that in terms of
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  Speaker 4: because I often find that with my wife. I'll choose, sorry,
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  Speaker 4: I'll choose, like i'll choose a movie, legit, Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: she she always just gives up really easily. She's like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, you choose, and so then I go
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  Speaker 4: and I choose one, and we'll be ten minutes and
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  Speaker 4: then she'll be on her phone and I'll go, oh.
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  Speaker 3: So shall we watch something else?
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  Speaker 2: Then?
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  Speaker 4: And she's like, what do you mean? And I say, well,
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  Speaker 4: you're on your phone, so shall we watch something else?
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  Speaker 3: And you don't know the no, this.
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  Speaker 2: Is it's not even necessarily a reflection on the show.
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  Speaker 2: It's a reflection of the addiction to the phone. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: the temptation of the phone totally. The phone's are comfort.
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  Speaker 2: I started while the wife was well on holiday watching
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  Speaker 2: the Penguin. You won't know that, Jase, but I've been
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  Speaker 2: talking about it.
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  Speaker 3: Is it on Apple or something?
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  Speaker 2: It's on a neon? And and the wife was when
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  Speaker 2: I told her, obviously not thrilled. Sure, because I started
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  Speaker 2: watching something without her and that was always the risk. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but then last.
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  Speaker 3: Night it's just while you were a bachelor.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. And then last night her her sisters here are
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  Speaker 2: not going to watch something. I said, I'm going to bed,
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  Speaker 2: and then they started. She started watching a Kate Blanchett
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  Speaker 2: TV show that's on Apple, which looks bloody good Kate Blanchette,
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  Speaker 2: Sasha Baron Cohen, somebody else looks bloody thriller. She's great. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: my wife just started. Then she just started watching that
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  Speaker 2: could have chosen any movie in the world. So I
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  Speaker 2: think she's I think she's taking it out on me.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, even Stevens.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I always find it very distracting. And then
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  Speaker 4: I'll pause it while she's on her phone and I'll go,
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  Speaker 4: yeah I did that, seriously, I can find something else,
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  Speaker 4: and she's like, no, no, no, serious, I am watching.
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  Speaker 2: You used to be the same when I put a
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  Speaker 2: movie on and people will be talking in the room.
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  Speaker 2: Just pause, I'll let you finish. Yeah, we can watch
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  Speaker 2: the movie. I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: There are no kid more about movies and TV.
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  Speaker 3: A big routine night.
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  Speaker 5: Then old christ Man, I tell you what, I'll tell.
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  Speaker 3: You what what I'm gonna be honest with you. I
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  Speaker 3: m v and make those young bucks. I don't. Actually,
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  Speaker 3: I'm very happy where I am.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, frankly, but you know, back in the day, out
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  Speaker 4: in the town, gig giggly, I'll tell you what.
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  Speaker 5: I had a real hoodie jay sort of morning yesterday,
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  Speaker 5: did you Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I went out for a coffee. Now I live alone, right.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't you have just made her a coffee at your house?
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  Speaker 6: What's that?
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  Speaker 2: That was this morning? That giggle was last night?
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  Speaker 6: It was last night, but this is yesterday morning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: I went out for a coffee and I reached bath today.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you know what money it.
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  Speaker 6: Was paid on Friday, Give me a rest.
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  Speaker 5: So I left my phone on charge in the flat
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  Speaker 5: because I was like, it's nearly dead.
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  Speaker 6: I'll just chuggle on charge.
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  Speaker 2: Did you not charge it overnight? Man?
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  Speaker 6: I did not.
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  Speaker 5: I did not know, which was not smart. Anyway, it's busy,
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  Speaker 5: sounds like get back with the coffee. And I realized
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  Speaker 5: I've locked my key.
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  Speaker 2: How many coffees did you buy.
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  Speaker 5: Coffees for me and one other person? Anyway, So I
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  Speaker 5: realized I've locked the key in the house. Now I
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  Speaker 5: live alone, So I've got nobody that can let me in.
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  Speaker 2: And that's in the house.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, I was with that person had
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  Speaker 6: come for a coffee. Can I get through then?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway?
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  Speaker 5: So I had a fury to catch at about mid day,
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  Speaker 5: and this is well, this is about eleven.
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  Speaker 6: We're never going to get through this the podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Ten minutes anyway, So then I go around. I realized
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  Speaker 5: I can't call the landlord because I don't have a number.
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  Speaker 5: So I go to the neighbor's house, which is an
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  Speaker 5: old fella upstairs barely talk to a nice guy. He
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  Speaker 5: did not have the landlord's phone saved. So I went
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  Speaker 5: to the other neighbors not home. Went to the other neighbors,
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  Speaker 5: different landlord. So I had to get Isaac out in
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  Speaker 5: the hurdiche officer who was working at Flavor at the time,
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  Speaker 5: to come in here. Log into my computer, log into
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  Speaker 5: my emails, look up my landlord's name, find her number
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  Speaker 5: so I could then call her using this other person's
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  Speaker 5: phone and get her to come and let me into
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  Speaker 5: my house.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, I got a ferry catch at twelve and it
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  Speaker 5: got to about eleven forty five.
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  Speaker 6: Where are you going?
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  Speaker 2: That's right?
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  Speaker 5: Walked up the summit there it was fucking it was
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  Speaker 5: awesome and then yeah, got to the ferry with like
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  Speaker 5: five minutes.
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  Speaker 6: To spare on the old good all right, oh yeah true,
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  Speaker 6: Captain Edman.
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  Speaker 2: Hey.
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  Speaker 5: Listen to the Hurdarcky Big Show four to seven weekdays.
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  Speaker 5: our YouTube radio Hodachy for goodness sake and put up
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  Speaker 5: those and we'll see you on the radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate,