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DON'T KINK SHAME.. BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT RACEPLAY · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame
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Live. Hi, guys.
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Morning. Good morning.
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So, Liv, you're going to love this.
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It's interesting to me why they feel they can say so many things
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so just casually, like they don't give a fuck.
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Like they don't even think with any type of Adam in their brain,
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like there's nothing there. Oh.
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What happened? Oh my God.
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So this guy, OK, I blocked him now he signed up.
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He was going to come to the party.
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Is on fat life. On fat life.
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And we haven't met. Seen them, we've never met them,
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never seen them. I, I exchange emails when, when
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people, when they write to me or they sign up for a party.
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When they sign up for a party, I reach out to them in a nice
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e-mail. Hey, how you doing?
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So glad to see that you're going to come to the event, etcetera,
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etcetera. It's just a nice welcome e-mail.
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And that way if they want to write me back, they can engage,
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they can ask questions, etcetera.
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Right. So this guy, he wrote me after
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we exchanged little little emails of pleasantries.
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No, no big deal. So I thought, I don't think much
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of a lot of people that write me when it's, you know, small
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little responses back like, OK, great, I'll see you at the
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party. OK.
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They're obviously not somebody who wants to write this extended
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e-mail of bullshit. So I just wait for them to come
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to the party, you know. Anyway, he's, he wrote me.
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He's like, hi again, yo, this man is 40 years old.
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The expression of yo, your Larry should even be in his
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vocabulary. Immature, immature, right?
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Right off the RIP. Anyway, he says, I have an idea
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for a cool fetish room. I can bring a sexy Chinese
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sensual massage artist who stands on people's backs and
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massages people by standing on their backs.
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I'm listening to this. I'm reading this.
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OK, it gets better and she gets barefoot and she likes foot
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worship. I mean, she would like it if
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they were so perfect for a minute and kiss them, but she'll
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have to charge them money. She wants some money out of
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this, this deal for giving massages, but she'll give guys
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happy endings if they want to pay whatever she's asking.
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Probably $100 or so if they want the deluxe massage, I mean.
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But she's going to keep all the money.
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I'll be lucky to get some pussy out of the deal one day or she
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might cook for me sometime. But I just threw the idea out to
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her. But she doesn't speak really
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good English. But she can't speak and
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communicate too well. But I'll tell her, Mimi, would
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you like to go to the fetish party and give some guys
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massages standing on their back so they can worship your feet
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and kiss them? And she'll say, are they going
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to pay me? This goes on like this, this guy
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writes me 7 or 8 times boom right after one another and I
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was like what the fuck he fuck what snorted that was great and
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I was like what the fuck I'm like this is not a brothel.
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Like what? This man does not think clearly
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so I wrote him back. I said you know what, thank you
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for your concern. Can't have someone charge for
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hand jobs at my event and that's highly illegal and I'm not going
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to jail for orchestrating a prostitution ring or giving out
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happy endings. This isn't a frat house, it's
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not a sleaze bar, it's not a brothel or otherwise have a good
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life. The end.
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I'm like what the fuck is wrong with this person?
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Yeah, I mean, you're going to somebody elses party and then
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this is what you he's never met you.
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Never has met me nothing. He just turned out some odd
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ideas like. Yes, and I'm I'm saving his
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screenshot of his actual name on fat.
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I'm not going to blast him, but the point of it is I'm blocking
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him on any account with any of my friends.
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I'm going to pass this around to let them know this guy is
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capital D douchebag. Like, horrible. 40 though,
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that's kind of young, you know, like.
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Yeah, and he sounded older, the way he.
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Talked. He sounded like an immature
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older man. Yes, but I'm saying like 40.
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Like it's not like when you think you're, when you think of
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age, you think like when he's, if he's older, that's why he's
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acting like this, because 40 year olds are like, no.
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Yeah, it's fucking weird. That is weird.
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I really. Don't know anymore.
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You know what? I don't know anymore either.
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So that was the negative e-mail that I've gotten this week.
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I mean to to sit up and read this at 2:00 in the morning.
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I had terrible insomnia. I'm thinking, God, what else do
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I have to do for this party, blah, blah, blah.
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And people are asking me, why don't you have these parties
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more often? I'm thinking, and I tell them
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I'm like, look, when you come to the party, you're going to see
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everything that goes into the party.
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I can't be doing these parties every month.
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I would kill myself. You know, it's back breaking.
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I mean, God forbid we do so much for it, you know.
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On that note, I'll read you a more positive e-mail.
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OK, let's see. Oh, this was a really funny guy.
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So he wrote me and again, never received an e-mail from him.
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But I thought, this is a cool guy.
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He's being funny. Very, very sweet, funny.
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So he writes me. He said 50 dictionaries, a
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Porsche, 6 gloves, a huge map, 10,000 in small bills and 49
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potatoes. OK, OK, OK.
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I rubbed my eyes a second. What?
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And I. Said well, that's special.
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Great his responses, that's what.
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I would tribute you if you were my Dom Potatoes.
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Potatoes. And I said, well, I gathered
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that. Thank you.
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Maybe one day I'll have at least 49 potatoes.
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A girl can dream. Right.
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And he said, oh, Mistress Mia, I get the impression you're like
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the most amazing Dom ever. We shall totally go on vacation
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together. I'm thinking Bali, where we can
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find potatoes, then we can, then we can, then we can go to Paris
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and get a ride around the Porsche.
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Yeah, get a potato. From every country, yes.
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I said, Mike, that sounds heavenly and you are too sweet.
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Thank you again. I hope you have a fantastic
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weekend. But he's an attractive guy.
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He's a 49 year old male, does not look his age.
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He looks very fuckable. So good for Mike.
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Shut up. Oh, yeah, right.
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OK, so this this person has written me and wow, wow, wow,
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wow. This is a 42 year old cross
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dresser on Fetlife. Very sweet.
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And and he asked me, he said thank you for accepting my
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friend request. I'm looking forward to listening
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to your podcast. I think you're amazing and I
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look forward to learning more about you.
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I said, oh, thank you. You know, you're too kind.
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And he goes on to say, you're welcome, beautiful goddess.
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I have a question. Well, two questions, he says.
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Are any of your podcasts about race play?
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And do you do race play in real life?
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If you say yes, should I start walking to Florida now?
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Should. I start walking.
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He's. Not.
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Awesome. Needs to be with whistling too.
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You're right. And I told him, yes, I do race
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play. So for a lot of listeners who
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don't know what race play is, it is where you basically humiliate
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and degrade someone based on the race.
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So we've had Indian people in here and I've used a lot of
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Indian slur words, you know, doing it for so long, you know,
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you have to be versatile. And I know you don't get to
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humiliation, degradation, but you know, it's OK.
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You know you don't have to. My, my, when I was doing phone
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sex, there was a guy and he was an NBA basketball player.
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This man will call me every day, Monday through Friday.
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The weekends he was busy 9 times out of 10, but he was Monday
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through Friday. He's like, mistress, you are
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what puts me to sleep. He's like, please call me all
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those names. I want you to call me.
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And he would orgasm with me calling him the N word.
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Now do I like doing these things?
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Not necessarily. I mean, do you really like, you
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know, doing pegging and this thing do I really like doing?
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It So, you know, the thing of it is we don't mind doing pegging
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when they enjoy it and they have A and they have a clean asshole,
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right? Yeah, that clean asshole is a
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big deal. Yeah, I get nightmares.
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Because my thing of it is, guys, you know how many times we have
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used a strap on and we've been fucking somebody and that
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fucking juice just starts squirting on us and it's going
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on our clothes? How fun is that?
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It's like, do a fucking enema fast and don't eat for at least
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six hours minimum. You know, you got to give where
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you want something you got to give.
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But anywho, this this person is like I said, it's a crossdresser
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and they sound like a lovely individual.
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But you know, I told him, I said, yeah, I'm happy to talk
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about race play in an episode. So I thought we could talk about
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that for a little bit. He's like, but he's really
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surprised because now his brains racing because he truly believes
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that every white woman should own a person like him.
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Really. Yes, that's what he said.
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He called himself a good N word faggot like me.
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That's what he said. Is he black?
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Yes, he's black. He's had people that didn't that
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were wanting to be called those names and weren't not that
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color. Yes, that too.
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So. That's that too, Yeah.
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Because there's some people that that are, you know, not black
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and they're white and they've wanted to be called those
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things. Yeah.
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You know, just like they want to be called slave and just like
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they want to be called, you know, submissive.
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And you know, it's still a slur in a sense, because in the real.
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World slur. Yeah, it's a degrading slur in
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that aspect of the real world, you know, Now I'll say it
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casually to my people in the lifestyle.
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Oh, you know, he's my slave, but I'm not referring to anything
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other than the BDSM aspect of it, you know?
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And so he goes on to say, I'll worship you, I'll tribute you,
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basically. I'll be your bitch boy, he said.
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I know that's a lot, but it's something about you that makes
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me feel like I need to serve you.
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I mean, what loyal devotion is that?
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It's incredible. I mean, you got to love a man
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like that. Seriously.
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Yeah, it's like the regulars I get.
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That's loyalty. Yes, it's incredible.
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We'll get to that. You talk about this, but we're
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going to talk about your loyal, devoted people that see you in
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the dungeon. But I will say that race play is
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not for everybody. And you know a lot of people,
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they would be offended by it. But I will tell people if they
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say something you know, and people do it and they like it,
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don't kink shame them. You know, they use those words
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for everybody else. That's his kink.
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You know, like I said, this guy would orgasm when I would say
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the word, you know, and I would, I would really tease him and not
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say the word. I would just start off with the
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1st letter and he would just crumble.
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Huh. That's cool.
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It was very cool. And so I'd hold on to that
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conversation for at least 20 minutes until I eventually let
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him have an orgasm. It was great.
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Like a tease in denial, but with a word.
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Exactly how fun is that? Yeah, It's like you're talking
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to the person on the phone and this is what his motivation is.
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You know this is what just juices him up for his explosion.
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Whatever works. Whatever works right?
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All right, so race play it is, That's what we've talked about.
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I also had a gentleman a few years ago that came to the
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dungeon, and he was Indian, as I said earlier, and he wanted to
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be called everything under the sun, but he loved to be spit on
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and slapped and, you know, just like I said, call W Yeah, call
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him a whore, a bitch, a slut. You know, I'm just like, what?
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Would we put down as far as he can?
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Exactly, you know, and then it gets worse.
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Then it's you worm, you know, you're useless, you're pathetic.
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You know, I'm not going to look at you when I say these things.
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I'm like, no living and say that, but you know what I'm
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saying? I mean, that's how he was like,
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he was enamored. He loved it.
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It's crazy. It's crazy.
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I'm like. You mean maybe if it works?
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If it works exactly. And if you're able to do it, you
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know, some people aren't able, sorry, but, you know, I think
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because they people really want to come in and really want to be
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put down really, really far. And so it's like if that's what
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gets you there, you know, and if they're black and they're OK
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with that word being said to them, so why not?
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If they're Indian and they're OK with that being said to them,
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why not? Yeah.
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So woo Hoo, yeah, now that leads to me to talk to you about your
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devoted Subs that come into the dungeon.
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You were watching this person to a coloring book.
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Oh, that one. I didn't know which one you're
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going to bring up first. Yes.
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And, you know, he wrote me again the other day, and, you know, he
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referred one of his friends here, and we saw this individual
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in the dungeon. And it apparently has helped the
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two of them immensely. And, you know, it's sad that a
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lot of people go through trauma that they don't realize as an
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adult that they're valued and they have value, you know, and
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they serve a purpose and they're really good people.
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And it's so cool to meet people that come to the dungeon for
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cathartic reasons for the. Legitimate reason that we are
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here for. Yes, for the the legitimate kink
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of helping somebody you know in the lifestyle, not just you know
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it's fun when we get new people and being like what's beauty SM?
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That's fun. So you're because you're the
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first, you know, Yes. You're the first one to
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introduce some, you know. He actually messaged me saying
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that my swing got a little bit harder.
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Have you been doing pickleball or tennis?
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I'm like, no, how's your man in the dungeon whipping people's
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ass? Oh my gosh.
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I've been. I guess I'll go get in a heavier
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hand, yeah. You will.
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I guess I have you will because he handle, he's one of the ones
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that handle the most from me. You know, I don't play tennis,
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but, you know, when I went to my orthopedist last year, he said,
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man, you must really do some tennis.
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And I'm like, yeah, that's what I do.
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Oh. Yeah, I guess you would have
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your shoulder problems for the, yes.
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Yes, that's 30 years of fucking. That's funny.
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Shit, I got carpals tunnel for doing all sorts of shit.
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Like damn, you know, you use your hands 24/7.
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You use your fucking shoulders. I mean, you're plowing into
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people left and right. I know.
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It hits me killing you too. I know, that's why I tell you
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you've got to go to the gym with me all the time so we can work
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those muscles, drink some. Water.
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Exactly. You know how we do like the
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initiation in the beginning. Yes, OK.
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Well, the guy that I had today, who was a new guy, shoved it all
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the way in. I had to go in at the end and
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get it, 'cause he couldn't get it out.
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Oh, Mike, you really didn't put it in there, He said.
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You, you said not to let it fall out.
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I made sure I was like, all right.
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Oh my gosh, I was like. Well, you know, put my glove on
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slack, went in there and got it, you know?
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You went fishing. Yeah, I did, and I went fishing.
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Holy shit. Yeah.
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Wow. Well, you know, years ago I had
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a just a small little vibrating dildo and it was probably like
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right at 5 inches. It was small and it had a
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circumference the size of a half dollar, so not super big.
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And I remember doing the session with him, I had the condom on it
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and I walked away for a minute. And I go back and he's like I
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said, where's your, where's your dildo?
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I don't see it. He's like, what do you mean it's
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not there? It's not there.
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And I'm like, don't you feel it? Yeah.
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So I'm like, what the fuck, you know?
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So anyway, so I go in there and I'm looking for it.
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And it had literally gone behind the wall of his rectum like.
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It was my God. Yeah, there was like a divot, a
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wall. Get it back there like that.
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I don't fucking know. I he moved.
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Don't move when you got to look in your ass.
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We ain't moving. We don't want to go fishing.
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Right. Man.
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You know, I, this was back in the day I started and I'm like,
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you know, this is the toy I have.
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This is what he chose. He wanted something small and
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then his ass ate it and what was funny was it was vibrating
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inside of him. Well, you could find it better
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that way. Yeah, but he.
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Couldn't find it. He couldn't feel it.
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So he probably was pushing it further back if he was looking
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for it. Yes.
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God mercy so. I went, I had to go in there and
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like pull some of his ass down. He's like, that hurts.
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I'm like, would you like to go to the ER with this?
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And he's like, no, get it out. He's like, whatever you gotta
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do. Whatever you gotta do.
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Oh, that's funny. Isn't that funny?
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The doctor that came in last year, he's an ER doctor.
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We've all heard the ER stories of people putting shit in their
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ass, not real shit, but putting things in their ass and it
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getting stuck or broken or worse.
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You know, apparently he told me and he took pictures of it.
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This guy drove four or five states away.
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He. Didn't want nobody to know.
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Exactly. And he came here, he came here
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in the middle of the night in the ER And the guy, my friend,
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he's like, yeah, he's like, you know, I had to take some
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pictures of the X-ray. I couldn't not take pictures and
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not show them to you. What was it?
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You ready for this? He had five, five OK pool balls.
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Pool ball What's a pool ball? A pool.
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From the pool balls pool table. Oh my.
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Gosh, he had five of those in his cavity.
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And gets better. You and I both have dogs, but we
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have small dogs, OK, For bigger dogs, they make Kong toys.
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You've seen them. This motherfucker had a Kong toy
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in his ass and he and I were both like, I don't know how he
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got that shit in there because it was 6 inches.
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Oh Lord. And it was between the pool
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balls. How?
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Did he not like? I don't know.
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All right. Did you imagine driving 6 hours?
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I mean six hours, 6 states away. You know, he was like, well, if
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it's 40. Six, you probably wouldn't feel
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it the same. It's not going to hurt him, but
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the fact of just being scared that, hey, that much is stuck in
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me. Isn't that crazy?
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That's so wild. Nothing.
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Wow, it's not. How do we get it out?
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Oh, he had surgically removed them.
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Yeah, but how do you surgically remove them?
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Well, I'm not prognologist. Gut or do you have?
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To I didn't ask him sucks and cut the.
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Ball at the I. You know, I didn't ask him.
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My, that's my first thought. I want to know that.
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Shit, how do you get that? Well, it didn't process through,
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but I think he told me that it was trying to process like he
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was trying to. Like I don't.
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Know like he was trying to pass but it wasn't working.
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Yeah, OK. Yeah, like he was trying to push
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big. Yeah, he was trying to push him
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back out. Anywho, God, it's not like he
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swallowed him. That's what I'm thinking.
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Like you didn't swallow him, OK. You literally should not, yeah.
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God bless. OK, but he was telling me that
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it was it like caused an obstruction or something in his
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colon somewhere along the lines like he pushed it in there too
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far and I'm assuming he had to like go in from the rectum.
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Yeah. And cut open that thing.
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But again, I'm not, I'm not a proctologist.
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I'm not, I'm not into assholes. Like, I don't know.
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I can't. Wait, that.
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I mean, everybody's got their story.
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Everybody's got their story 100%, but that was a story that
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was like, I have the pictures to prove it.
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One of those. Wow, I would like to see the
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pictures. I'm going to show them to you.
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Yes. Yes.
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Anyhow, on that note, love, Are you ready for this fucking
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party? Yeah, the first one I still,
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well, I still need to find pants 'cause I can't be showing up.
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No pants on. Oh no, 'cause your your outfit
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is like whoa. It's very revealing.
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It is very revealing. So I gotta have pants on.
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Gotta have pants. I can't, I don't even know
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'cause it's not like I can order pants offline.
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So I gotta figure out what I gotta do.
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I could just mix it up and do black and pink and just mix up
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my whole outfit. Yeah, good.
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I'll see what I can do. Well, you know what?
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If not, we'll look on Prime, see what we can find.
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Can't, it's literally in 2 days. Prime.
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I have Prime. They'll deliver it in two days,
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sometimes overnight. You never know.
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I'm going to look all right. That's what you would do.
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All right. So until then, Liv, you ready?
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For what? The end of the show.
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The end of the show. Yeah, got to go until.
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Gotta go find my pants for in 2 days.
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That's all, folks. Until then, this is the latest
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episode of. Call me Mistress.