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The One Where They Creep on Finsta · Untraditionally Lala

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Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, welcome back to Get Them La La podcast.
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Speaker 1: I'm here with my carew Easton. What's up, dude, Jessica?
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Speaker 1: Are you still being freaking fabulous all the livelong.
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Speaker 2: Day, all the livelong day.
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Speaker 1: I have so much to talk about today.
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Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
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Speaker 1: Okay, let's get excited. First of all, I want to
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Speaker 1: give a shout out to one of my most favorite trolls. Okay,
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Speaker 1: on Instagram, she goes by Jenny Grist, so just Jenny
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Speaker 1: with a y grst. Now I know she's a troll
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Speaker 1: because she's got a picture of a sunset. She's got
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Speaker 1: all of two followers, oh five, sorry, two posts, and
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Speaker 1: she's following three hundred and sixty nine all right, and
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Speaker 1: she's a total bitch. But I've come to enjoy her
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Speaker 1: trolling me. Okay, so over the weekend. And when I
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Speaker 1: tell you she trolls me, I mean she comments on
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Speaker 1: every single thing that I post on my story. Now.
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Speaker 1: For a moment there, I was like, I'm done with
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Speaker 1: the dms. I turned them off, but some of the
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Speaker 1: trolls from like before then they slip through still okay,
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Speaker 1: and I've restricted them, but they still pop up, and
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Speaker 1: it says, restrict it so you can go see what
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Speaker 1: they say. It's like when I want to restrict, you
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Speaker 1: just don't show up like Instagram, please fix this. Restrict
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Speaker 1: means I still want them a part of my insights,
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Speaker 1: but I don't want to see what they're saying. Right,
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Speaker 1: they still pop up in the DM anyway. I have
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Speaker 1: a hey day with her. So she told me to
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Speaker 1: get a life on one of my Instagram stories, on
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Speaker 1: the five hundredth story that she's trolled, and I'm like, me,
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Speaker 1: me get a life. So I told her she continues
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Speaker 1: to troll me. You're obsessed with me. I'm flattered, but
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Speaker 1: I'm also getting a little afraid that you're gonna skin
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Speaker 1: me and wear me like last year's versace. I pulled
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Speaker 1: Dina from old school Jersey you couldn't afflord last year's Versachi.
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Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, good one, and I said. She
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Speaker 1: did a laughing, crying face. I said, I have fun
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Speaker 1: with you. It's like cat and mouse. Thanks for entertaining me,
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Speaker 1: she says, diddo, off to golf with my husband. Have
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Speaker 1: a great day. I said, you too, babe. It's like
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Speaker 1: like a weird interaction that we have. So then she
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Speaker 1: goes off on me again and says that my hair
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Speaker 1: color has gone wrong, and I was like, Hi, Jen,
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Speaker 1: welcome back. I guess we're still doing this and we
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Speaker 1: had fun golfing that day. And then she says, you
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Speaker 1: have to admit and I'm like, my hair color is
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Speaker 1: nothing short of perfection and gorgeous.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
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Speaker 1: It's my fav gen Gurse, who I'm convinced is probably
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Speaker 1: someone I know.
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Speaker 3: Well, if you have an open spot on your foursome golfing,
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Speaker 3: I'd love to play.
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Speaker 1: Katie told me she has a fencetey and I was like,
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Speaker 1: are you gen Gerst. She told me she will never
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Speaker 1: tell me what her fincetye is. I was like, do
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Speaker 1: you troll people? She was like, no, I never comment,
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Speaker 1: do you No. I just learned that whenever I've tried
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Speaker 1: to create one, I always go into Google, create a
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Speaker 1: whole new email address, try to sign up, and Instagram
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Speaker 1: tells me that it's suspicious and won't let me get one.
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Speaker 1: And she's like, you don't have to get a new email,
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Speaker 1: you just literally go in to create new account and
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Speaker 1: make an Instagram. I was like, it's that easy.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it used to call you out. It used
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Speaker 4: to say your friend and give an email address. Just
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Speaker 4: created a new Instagram and it would give the handle
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Speaker 4: do you want to follow? Like and so that's why
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Speaker 4: people were creating new email addresses.
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Speaker 2: I'll create you offin stuff.
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Speaker 1: I feel like, here's the thing, I don't really need one.
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Speaker 1: I don't care to creep on people and like have
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Speaker 1: them know, like they can know it's me if I'm
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Speaker 1: creeping you know, yeah like this. The reason for why
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Speaker 1: I've never been able to do one is because the
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Speaker 1: universe is actively stopping me from doing it. So when
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Speaker 1: I keep hitting walls, I go, the universe is checking me.
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Speaker 1: Right now, time to like take a different road. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: don't create a fan.
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Speaker 4: Or do it from the podcast page and then just
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Speaker 4: blame it on one of us. If someone's like, were
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Speaker 4: you creeping on me? I know that must have been.
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Speaker 4: I need to creep on anyone, do.
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Speaker 1: It for my own account. I got ovaries, I got
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Speaker 1: big old ovaries. Bitch, that's true.
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Speaker 5: She's she's wild, my wow out.
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Speaker 3: She'll shoot the shot first. I will say, from a
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Speaker 3: guy's point, yeah, thank you. Oh we love a good
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Speaker 3: girl that shoots a shot in the DM.
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Speaker 1: I have inventioned in quite sometime. I really really want
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Speaker 1: to talk about my child, So I went on the
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Speaker 1: Gram and I posted, like, you know, ask me stuff
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Speaker 1: for the pod this week, and people were going crazy
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Speaker 1: and they want more Ocean content. I took Ocean to
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Speaker 1: the pediatrician. It was time for a shot for her
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Speaker 1: and number one. She was talking to the doctor and
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Speaker 1: he said, she's literally speaking at like a three three
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Speaker 1: and a half year old range. Like I'm as a
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Speaker 1: mother because I don't know what to compare her to.
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Speaker 1: You know, she's my first kid. I was like, she's
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Speaker 1: freaking genius. My kid three, she's only two and a
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Speaker 1: half full sentences. Then they stabber with the needle, right,
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Speaker 1: and she doesn't know how she feels about it. So
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Speaker 1: she's looking at the nurse, eyes sort of welling up
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Speaker 1: and just repeating.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Speaker 1: She's like, I know I'm supposed to thank you, but
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Speaker 1: like that hurt. It was freaking adorable. My child is
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Speaker 1: five star kid.
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Speaker 2: She's the cutest child in the world. I love her.
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Speaker 4: Come on this morning when I came over, I came
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Speaker 4: to the house and I was taking my shoes off,
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Speaker 4: getting ready to go work. She said come on, Jess,
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Speaker 4: come on, And I said, oh, I'm coming here.
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Speaker 2: I can't. I don't know where we're going, but here
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Speaker 2: we go.
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Speaker 5: Right. She loves taking the dogs out. Took her out. Hey,
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Speaker 5: come with the dogs.
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Speaker 1: She's a goer.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, she'll bring her stroller, her baby. She's on her way.
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Speaker 1: Donna, Donna.
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Speaker 5: She's got three Donnas.
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Speaker 1: All her babies are named Donna. I was like, who
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Speaker 1: the hell is Donna? And then I run into this
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Speaker 1: woman in the e. She's like, I I've met your
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Speaker 1: baby with your mom My name's Donna.
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Speaker 5: And I was like, what you.
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Speaker 1: Do exist My baby has named all over doll's Donna.
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Speaker 1: And the girl was stunning. I was like, oh, my
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Speaker 1: daughter thought she was pretty and then wanted to name
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Speaker 1: all her dolls. But then when you ask her what
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Speaker 1: her stuffed animals' names are, she looks at you like
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Speaker 1: you're an idiot. I'm like, what's your elephant's name? And
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Speaker 1: she's like, elephant, you idiot. She's everything, and she now
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Speaker 1: has a new obsession with rocket Man, the song.
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Speaker 2: El and John's rocket Man. She yeah, go into it
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Speaker 2: because she is a performer.
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Speaker 1: She is a performer. And actually we did this thing
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Speaker 1: with Alie James's girlfriend where she read our charts and
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Speaker 1: she said she looked at Ocean's chart and it was
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Speaker 1: the most beautiful chart she had ever seen. And she said,
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Speaker 1: she's absolutely going to be a performer. She's going to
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Speaker 1: be very spiritual. It's going to be very important for
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Speaker 1: her to have a higher power in life. And she
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Speaker 1: said she'll definitely be emotional. But her sun sign is
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Speaker 1: the same as her rising. And I learned what this means.
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Speaker 1: So your sun's sign is what you come into the world.
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Speaker 1: It's the first thing you see. It's kind of what
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Speaker 1: you strive to be. Right, your rising is who you are.
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Speaker 1: So Ali was saying, to have the same sun as
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Speaker 1: you're rising, you already know who you are. There's not
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Speaker 1: going to be any conflict, Like she's going to be
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Speaker 1: a very confident child. I almost started sobbing because I
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Speaker 1: know how tough this world is. So and you again,
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Speaker 1: you guys could think I'm a quack, Like that doesn't
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Speaker 1: mean anything, Like it's just about like going out into
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Speaker 1: the world, and it has nothing to do with the sun,
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Speaker 1: moon and stars. In my world, it has everything to
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Speaker 1: do with it. So when someone tells me my child
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Speaker 1: is going to be confident and know who she is.
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Speaker 1: And you're telling me she's really into music and she's
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Speaker 1: going to want to be spiritual and sensitive. That's like
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Speaker 1: the polar opposite of myself. You know. I have to
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Speaker 1: like try for all of those things, and she just
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Speaker 1: is that's amazing.
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Speaker 2: That is amazing.
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Speaker 4: It's like authentic, isn't the one what you show and
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Speaker 4: then the one how people see you? So the fact
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Speaker 4: that she is matching, it's like, it's just feels.
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Speaker 1: I think the moon is like what you're what you
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Speaker 1: give off.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff happening. There's in the in
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Speaker 1: the chart world. In the chart world, she's like, oh
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Speaker 1: my gosh, you got Jupiter in the Florence House and
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Speaker 1: Bars in the twelve And I'm.
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Speaker 5: Like, whoa, what do the houses mean?
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Speaker 1: There's like twelve houses and depending on where you're like,
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Speaker 1: there's certain signs that fall in certain planets that fall
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Speaker 1: into those.
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Speaker 5: Ah too many?
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Speaker 1: Oh and no, it's so interesting. I love it. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: there's that. I'm very excited about my kids. She also
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Speaker 1: drew an OH over the weekend that was a cursive
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Speaker 1: OH that I took a picture of and was like,
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Speaker 1: I'm getting that tattooed on me and put it on
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Speaker 1: my hand and now I want to whole hand tattoo.
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Speaker 5: Well let's see it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see it.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I haven't seen it in person.
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Speaker 1: Little baby. Oh it's clean, it's so clean. It is right.
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Speaker 1: And she drew that. I mean it was a fluke.
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Speaker 1: My daughter's not drawing cursive. O's to perfection every tribe,
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Speaker 1: but this one. I was like stop and I like
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Speaker 1: grabbed the piece of paper and I was like, picture, picture, picture,
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Speaker 1: twelve hundred pictures to make sure that I had the
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Speaker 1: right one to take to the tattoo artist.
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Speaker 2: It's really cute. Is that your first hand tattoo?
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Speaker 1: I have the wave on the side whichever for ocean?
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Speaker 5: Oh?
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Speaker 1: I forgot get it together? What do you think everyone's like?
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Speaker 1: Is that the wave emoji? I'm like, I know the
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Speaker 1: wave emoji? Well does that look like it?
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Speaker 5: Is it? Yeah? I didn't know it was for ocean.
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Speaker 2: Screw off, not screw off? Are you.
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Speaker 5: You know?
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Speaker 2: You said bitch within the first thirty seconds, Well, bitch.
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Speaker 1: They don't even bleep out on Bravo. You can say
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Speaker 1: the b word because technically it is a female dog,
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Speaker 1: so you.
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Speaker 5: Ask you bitch.
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Speaker 1: It's a real healthy household over here. By the way,
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Speaker 1: I want to thank the people who have slid into
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Speaker 1: my mother's DMS, which there were not a lot of them,
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Speaker 1: but for Lisa it's a lot, you know, a handful
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Speaker 1: telling her that she has done such a great job
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Speaker 1: raising the two of us.
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Speaker 5: I could go either way.
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Speaker 2: I agree, No, I'm with them.
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Speaker 1: I was like, are you reading these correctly? Do you
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Speaker 1: have your glasses on? I cannot imagine anyone saying that, no,
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Speaker 1: she's she read them correctly. And I was like, how
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Speaker 1: does that feel? Because I can only imagine that when
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Speaker 1: someone rolls in my DM to be like, you did
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Speaker 1: a great job with Ocean, that it's going to make
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Speaker 1: my whole life.
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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how it feels. I don't
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Speaker 5: know either.
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Speaker 1: If you're not a parent, you don't have a husband,
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Speaker 1: you don't have a husband.
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Speaker 2: You don't have a husband, you don't have a husband.
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Speaker 1: Bridesmaids.
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Speaker 4: I feel like one, Lisa's a great job raising me
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Speaker 4: these past two years as well, and number two, it's
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Speaker 4: probably equivalent to people's the doctor telling you Ocean's a genius.
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Speaker 1: Ocean is a genius. Yes, I taught her how to
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Speaker 1: pinky promise this morning, so she didn't want to eat breakfast.
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Speaker 1: Everyone now knows that I had to give up Santa Claus, right.
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Speaker 1: I can't use Santa Claus against her anymore. My mom
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Speaker 1: said it's going to traumatize her in the future. So
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Speaker 1: we gave up Santa Claus as some spooky man, all right, which,
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Speaker 1: by the way, was talking to my friends and they
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Speaker 1: were like, you're gonna ruin Santa Claus for her, like
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Speaker 1: she's not gonna sit there and like want his gifts.
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Speaker 1: And I was like, I deserve the credit for the
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Speaker 1: gifts forever. I'm a single mother. What you want me
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Speaker 1: to give the credit to some old white man who
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Speaker 1: don't exist my hair busting my ass trying to provide.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give credit to the bearded white man. Please
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Speaker 1: fuck off.
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Speaker 2: She's coming for Santa today.
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Speaker 1: I know I am not the one.
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Speaker 5: Today me Now she's coming up old Saint Nick.
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Speaker 1: No, I know we gave it up. Everyone's gonna believe
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Speaker 1: in Santa clausa right, rainbows and butterflies and sleigh bells ring?
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Speaker 1: Are you listening? All right? I got the drill, so
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Speaker 1: this morning. She's having a really hard time with breakfast.
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Speaker 1: And I have these like protein granola bars, and so
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Speaker 1: I told her because she never wants them, and I
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Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna give you a candy bar this morning,
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Speaker 1: and it's the protein bar. Obviously, I was like, and
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Speaker 1: you cannot tell Gigi. And she's got this big smile
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Speaker 1: on her face, so smiley and like the little giddy
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Speaker 1: you know. She puts her hands in a fist and
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Speaker 1: gets dancy and she's like goes and sits at her
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Speaker 1: little table in her play area, and I was like,
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Speaker 1: you have to, pinky, promise you're not gonna tell Gigi
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Speaker 1: that mom is giving you a candy bar. And so
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Speaker 1: I taught her how and then we kissed the hands
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Speaker 1: and then she goes like this as I'm peeling the rappers, goes,
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Speaker 1: I'm so lucky.
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Speaker 5: I love her. She makes my day.
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Speaker 1: She does make the day. So there's things with the
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Speaker 1: home life. Not much happened this weekend. We went to
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Speaker 1: Beverly Hills Hotel. It was pretty freaking fabulous. Yea, I
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Speaker 1: bought a new bag.
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Speaker 2: Oh you did with Lisa. She bought a new bag too.
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Speaker 1: No, Lisa used my Amex to buy the bag. That's
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Speaker 1: what happened.
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Speaker 2: Lisa told me all about the bag. She said, I
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Speaker 2: got a new bag. Look, and I said, that is stunning.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. She went in and got adult and Goabona bag
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Speaker 1: from Bloomingdale's and she was like, it's my bag. I
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Speaker 1: went and got it and I was like, yes, but
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Speaker 1: you used my points. And the reason we have points
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Speaker 1: is because I dropped money at Blue Mey's. All right,
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Speaker 1: so my bag, and she was like, can we share?
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Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, just give me a little. When I'm
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Speaker 1: saying things like that, it has nothing to do with
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Speaker 1: me talking about like I bought it. I bought it.
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Speaker 1: Just give me a little credit. I want to have
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Speaker 1: a dick measuring contrast right now and I want mine
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Speaker 1: to be bigger. So just tell me thank you.
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Speaker 3: She was. She loves it so much. She showed me
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Speaker 3: last night when we came over. She goes, did you
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Speaker 3: see my bag? I go no, She walks me over
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Speaker 3: and she goes, don't you love it?
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Speaker 5: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: So the black Jack stunning them. It is stunning. And
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Speaker 1: then we went to BH Hotel and they did a
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Speaker 1: collab with Deor and like all of their print throughout
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Speaker 1: the pool area is by Dere and you can only
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Speaker 1: get it there, so naturally I had to get this
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Speaker 1: bag that was the Dere Beverly Hills Hotel collection. It's stunning.
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Speaker 1: Love that too, And yes, I will be sharing with
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Speaker 1: my mother. So that's all that My weekend consisted of,
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Speaker 1: jess Because no one cares about your weekend.
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Speaker 5: I'm just kidding. On the next segment.
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Speaker 2: On yes, this is the energy I'm looking for.
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Speaker 4: By the way, I love the spice from her Jessica
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Speaker 4: home and gives a brick about your weekend, it was good.
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Speaker 2: I mean it was boring, so nothing to I hiked
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Speaker 2: when you have left done?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you have a happy life. Oh yeah, did
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Speaker 1: you fall on your hike or did you I'm scarring.
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Speaker 2: I am scarring, and it's actually not good.
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Speaker 5: Oh shit, I don't know.
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Speaker 1: It's pretty good. I think you're gonna be fine, babes.
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Speaker 4: Scar But like Papa Roach said, scars remind us that
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Speaker 4: the past is real.
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Speaker 1: How emo of you?
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Speaker 5: My god?
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Speaker 1: Quote Roach, I thought you were talking about somebody else.
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Speaker 1: I was like, you still talk to him? You're cut fired.
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Speaker 5: I'm just kidding.
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Speaker 1: I'm loving the energy to today. Yeah, and what's crazy
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Speaker 1: is we're all sober, right? Yeah, yeah, we're all sober.
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Speaker 1: Jess As like, I sighted micro does you emo, hippie whatever?
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Speaker 5: Keep me to They're like, I'm like.
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Speaker 2: No, mushrooms, micro dos, mushrooms take the chocolate.
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Speaker 1: I'm like, who are we?
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Speaker 2: What is happening?
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Speaker 5: I'm going to be.
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Speaker 2: Walking around on mushrooms.
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Speaker 1: They're like, it doesn't make you feel anything. I'm like, then,
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Speaker 1: why did the song that? I just would rather not
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Speaker 1: take it?
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Speaker 4: They all say the same thing. It just enhances life.
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Speaker 4: Life is very much enhanced for me. I'd like to
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Speaker 4: tone it down a little bit, me too.
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Speaker 1: Absolutely. Do you have like a mute button and maybe
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Speaker 1: one of those things where I can like it's black
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Speaker 1: and white.
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Speaker 5: This ship it's called India.
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Speaker 1: It's called India.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing any of that stuff. That sounds
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Speaker 1: like I'm gonna lose control, and lord knows, I don't
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Speaker 1: like that at all. Not me. So with that hair,
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Speaker 1: I say, lies, lies.
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Speaker 2: I'm loving the hair today.
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Speaker 1: I love the hair too.
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Speaker 5: She's why are you coming at me?
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Speaker 1: I'm coming for everyone safe today. It's Monday and I'm
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Speaker 1: pissed off. Just kidd Wednesday for everyone else, which is
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Speaker 1: hump Day. Thank god. Did you guys see that Lenny
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Speaker 1: Hawkstein's engaged to his mistress? Yes?
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Speaker 2: Did you? Easton?
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Speaker 3: I was informed by the two of you over the
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Speaker 3: weekend and some research just on like the both of them,
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Speaker 3: because I.
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Speaker 1: Was like, all right, and what were your findings.
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Speaker 3: My findings were, I don't even know how it happened,
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Speaker 3: but obviously they were having intercourse while he was married,
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Speaker 3: right right.
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Speaker 1: However, However, in a People People article, he said, nothing
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Speaker 1: happened between and I'm not even gonna say her name.
17:14
Speaker 1: Her name's just mistress. Nothing happened between mistress and I
17:18
Speaker 1: until Lisa and I decided on the divorce. And Lisa
17:21
Speaker 1: was aware of my plans before anything happened between mistress
17:25
Speaker 1: and myself.
17:26
Speaker 5: So you're telling me me he wasn't sleeping in the
17:30
Speaker 5: bed with his soon to be ex wife because he was.
17:34
Speaker 5: It was rude to the one he really loves.
17:36
Speaker 1: That's what was caught on the hot mind.
17:38
Speaker 5: He wasn't having sex.
17:40
Speaker 1: Right, Well, that's what he's trying to make the world believe.
17:43
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh, I've seen this movie before, read
17:46
Speaker 1: the script. There's a book about it. ABBD one two three,
17:50
Speaker 1: What else you got.
17:51
Speaker 5: How old is he?
17:52
Speaker 1: He is old and very plastic.
17:55
Speaker 5: He needs a picture.
17:56
Speaker 1: His dick is like just a plastic that kind of
18:00
Speaker 1: almost like.
18:03
Speaker 5: Like a shiny little mint.
18:05
Speaker 2: It's like the candle. It's plastic. There's nothing there. It's
18:09
Speaker 2: just a little.
18:10
Speaker 5: Hom no head, it's just a tic tac.
18:15
Speaker 1: I kind of picture it. If they were to put
18:17
Speaker 1: private parts on Barbie, you would like move it like.
18:22
Speaker 5: The first thing that I thought. Though he looks like putin.
18:25
Speaker 5: Oh shit, he does. He doesn't.
18:28
Speaker 1: He like put shots fired, shots. Don't worry about it, Easton.
18:36
Speaker 1: If he says anything, I'll have him called Bob Daryl bring.
18:40
Speaker 3: It candle bitch. But his engagement was trash. I feel like,
18:49
Speaker 3: if you're that age, you should know what you're doing.
18:51
Speaker 3: And he almost fall over.
18:52
Speaker 4: I'm dying to hear what you both think of the
18:55
Speaker 4: actual girl.
18:56
Speaker 5: The girl. I feel like followers mistress is buying fall where.
19:00
Speaker 1: It looks like, what makes you think that it's.
19:02
Speaker 3: I was just going through likes aren't adding up. There's
19:05
Speaker 3: things that just don't add up.
19:07
Speaker 2: Tell me, yeah, is it? What doesn't add up?
19:09
Speaker 4: Because I love I'm interested the buying followers aspect.
19:13
Speaker 3: Like you can buy followers, you can buy comments, and
19:16
Speaker 3: like if you go into the comments and it wasn't
19:19
Speaker 3: adding up.
19:19
Speaker 1: It wasn't adding up. I get that.
19:21
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a lot of engagement, a lot of followers.
19:24
Speaker 2: I get that.
19:25
Speaker 1: Yeah.
19:26
Speaker 5: Yeah.
19:26
Speaker 1: So the reason I knew that they were now engaged
19:29
Speaker 1: is because Lisa the Savage that she is posted on
19:33
Speaker 1: her Instagram that she would like to congratulate her current
19:37
Speaker 1: husband and his mistress on their engagement.
19:42
Speaker 5: Is this vander pomp no our Lisa Hawkstein?
19:45
Speaker 1: Lisa Hawkstein?
19:46
Speaker 5: Oh out of it. There's so many fucking Lisa's in
19:48
Speaker 5: this thing Easton.
19:50
Speaker 1: I'm Lisa Hawkstein.
19:52
Speaker 5: I apologize Lisa Hawkstein.
19:54
Speaker 1: She's gorgeous. The Real Housewives of Miami.
19:59
Speaker 5: Oh g isn't that the one.
20:01
Speaker 1: The one you looked at and said, damn she she
20:03
Speaker 1: hit different?
20:04
Speaker 3: I do, like, yeah, does she still want to go
20:08
Speaker 3: by hawks? I know what's her maiden name?
20:10
Speaker 1: I don't know what her maiden name is, but she
20:12
Speaker 1: should definitely change it. And she's not like a really
20:15
Speaker 1: hot rich new dude and he's like, actually hot, No,
20:19
Speaker 1: he is.
20:19
Speaker 4: He's hot, he's built, he's got a beautiful life.
20:23
Speaker 2: It seems he seems healthy. I mean, we don't know, but.
20:27
Speaker 1: We don't know, but Instagram tells us he's a winner.
20:31
Speaker 5: Come this way.
20:32
Speaker 1: Said she doesn't want to move into your two about
20:33
Speaker 1: yourm apartment?
20:34
Speaker 2: All right, she might, she might.
20:38
Speaker 5: I think she's going to not I can move into hers.
20:41
Speaker 2: There you go.
20:42
Speaker 1: Oh, she's sitting pretty over there on Star Island. I mean,
20:46
Speaker 1: I may come too with you getting Oh my, I'm sweating.
20:58
Speaker 1: I'm sweating too. Oh my god, God, No, I don't
21:03
Speaker 1: want any part of that. Okay, let's talk about this.
21:06
Speaker 1: So I see that. I go to the Instagram. Okay,
21:09
Speaker 1: and I originally wanted to troll. All right, I got
21:12
Speaker 1: on into the comments section that Lenny and Mistress did
21:16
Speaker 1: a collab post, and I'm watching it, and naturally, instead
21:20
Speaker 1: of trolling in the comment section, I reposted it on
21:23
Speaker 1: my story and said I'd kick her out just for
21:26
Speaker 1: the dress. Classic lu Anne from from from NYC. You know,
21:33
Speaker 1: when she's talking about Alex McCord. She's like, I don't
21:35
Speaker 1: know what happened, but I would have kicked her out
21:37
Speaker 1: just for the dress. I failed to mention, which so
21:40
Speaker 1: many people I want to thank the give them. Alla
21:43
Speaker 1: stands for sliding in the DM and saying, what about
21:45
Speaker 1: the shoes? You're right, I didn't talk about the shoes
21:49
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to take away from Luanne's quote
21:51
Speaker 1: of the dress. I was personally offended by her shoes.
21:56
Speaker 1: Very I'm like number one there, heinous, all right, you
22:00
Speaker 1: want to talk about you got all this money or
22:03
Speaker 1: your amandas or whatever, your little plastic ken doll in
22:07
Speaker 1: the worst way, by the way, he's like Grandpa ken
22:10
Speaker 1: Ken's dad.
22:12
Speaker 2: No one would buy that dog.
22:14
Speaker 1: Hoophead and you and you don't. And these are the
22:18
Speaker 1: shoes we chose, Number one, Why would you hike in them? She?
22:22
Speaker 1: What did she say?
22:23
Speaker 5: Yes?
22:23
Speaker 1: She blamed it on side.
22:24
Speaker 4: I saw a comment a response she made to someone's comment.
22:27
Speaker 4: She said, I actually lost one of my luggages and heels.
22:30
Speaker 2: Where all I had? Heels are all that fits me
22:32
Speaker 2: right now? Girls?
22:33
Speaker 1: But it's so hold so hold on. You lost all
22:37
Speaker 1: of your bags? That was the only one. She lost
22:42
Speaker 1: one bag? So that's what you wore to the airport?
22:44
Speaker 1: Did you land and go straight from there to walk
22:47
Speaker 1: the cliff? I don't understand. Who knows? Still horrible, no excuse?
22:52
Speaker 1: No excuse is called Amazon it's called Amazon. They will
22:55
Speaker 1: ai that shit right to your front Door's okay, there
22:59
Speaker 1: is no excuse him. I expect it. I know, like
23:02
Speaker 1: I'm going a little heavy on her, but like, look
23:04
Speaker 1: at the guy, all right, classic narcissism, Heinus style. Her
23:08
Speaker 1: karma is having to fuck him the rest of her
23:11
Speaker 1: twelve years of life before he starts banging something else,
23:14
Speaker 1: because we already know that that's gonna happen. And I
23:17
Speaker 1: want to know where her mama is, okay to be like, babe,
23:23
Speaker 1: this isn't adding up. Okay, Like do you really he
23:27
Speaker 1: doesn't love you. He doesn't even like you right, like
23:32
Speaker 1: I guess he's like okay with her swinging both ways,
23:35
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's called he's an old creepy man.
23:37
Speaker 2: That's another response.
23:38
Speaker 4: I saw someone said I thought she was something, and
23:41
Speaker 4: she said, someone said I thought she was a lesbian.
23:44
Speaker 4: I don't know where they got that information. And she
23:47
Speaker 4: responded and said something along the lines of he lets
23:51
Speaker 4: me go both ways, or he doesn't stop me or something.
23:53
Speaker 5: Well, it's you don't.
23:56
Speaker 3: Want much on another rug, you don't know, it's you're
24:00
Speaker 3: going to probably join in.
24:01
Speaker 1: So it's like, no, I haven't seen this movie before.
24:05
Speaker 1: They're running wild and it's so scary. Okay, So number one,
24:10
Speaker 1: I also have an issue with her saying that she's
24:12
Speaker 1: a model.
24:13
Speaker 5: No, you are not.
24:14
Speaker 1: Okay, if you were a model, you would live in
24:16
Speaker 1: New York, Milan, Paris. You're not a model. You live
24:21
Speaker 1: in Miami. I means you take pictures of your flat
24:23
Speaker 1: ass for Instagram. All right, stop?
24:27
Speaker 5: Did you stop, BBO?
24:28
Speaker 1: You're in Miami Swim Week, he said.
24:30
Speaker 2: Did she not have a BBL?
24:32
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't. Actually red real bod, real bod. I
24:39
Speaker 1: know what they deserve each other, they do, and I'm
24:42
Speaker 1: going really heavy on her, but I am not. I
24:45
Speaker 1: am not a woman hater. I'm just a woman hater
24:48
Speaker 1: when it comes to hose like this.
24:49
Speaker 5: Anyway.
24:51
Speaker 1: The mother, the mother chimes in Lisa's or Lisa Hawgstein's
24:55
Speaker 1: ex mother in law, okay, and she says, I will
25:00
Speaker 1: be very happy that this time you are getting a
25:03
Speaker 1: woman who love and respect you. You certainly did not
25:06
Speaker 1: have that in your previous marriage. Good luck, congratulations. Okay.
25:11
Speaker 1: So I've had the luxury of talking to many people
25:14
Speaker 1: who are specialists when it comes to narcissist and behavior.
25:19
Speaker 1: Every single one of these experts has said a narcissist
25:25
Speaker 1: is born due to one of their parents. One parent.
25:30
Speaker 1: When there's a narcissist, one parent is always responsible. I
25:35
Speaker 1: think we now know who that parent is. That weird mom,
25:39
Speaker 1: she's so weird. Who writes that?
25:42
Speaker 2: No, it's so sad.
25:43
Speaker 4: I feel so bad for Lisa because they seemingly had
25:45
Speaker 4: a decent relationship before the marriage imploded or whatever.
25:50
Speaker 2: So that's such a shame and gross.
25:53
Speaker 1: It is gross, And I don't know why any of
25:56
Speaker 1: them think they're still doing something. It's like the everyone
26:01
Speaker 1: is openly making fun of you, and you continue to
26:04
Speaker 1: be out there, and I know the thought process.
26:06
Speaker 2: They're just jealous.
26:08
Speaker 1: Everyone's jealous. Look at my rock. No one's jealous. By
26:13
Speaker 1: the way, get that rock checked appraisal. I was gonna stack.
26:17
Speaker 2: Do you think it's real?
26:18
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's I mean he's loaded, he's loaded. I
26:22
Speaker 1: would get it checked, mistress, like, just to see, because
26:26
Speaker 1: the worst thing that could happen is you catch him
26:27
Speaker 1: creeping around, which you will, and you're like, I'm gonna
26:29
Speaker 1: hawk the ring and they're like, oh well about that.
26:33
Speaker 1: You know, Just be on your a game, don't be
26:35
Speaker 1: stupid and you say he's rich, and I understand that,
26:38
Speaker 1: but doesn't it seem a little strange he's only a
26:40
Speaker 1: plastic surgeon, Like, are they really bringing in that kind
26:44
Speaker 1: of mind?
26:44
Speaker 4: I don't know, Miami plastic surgeon. Maybe maybe I have
26:47
Speaker 4: no idea.
26:48
Speaker 1: In my humble opinion, something seems a little suspect.
26:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you don't.
26:53
Speaker 1: Want to get in trouble. Just yeah, it is what
26:55
Speaker 1: you have to say.
26:56
Speaker 5: I'm just very I don't know.
26:57
Speaker 3: I mean, any surgeon I feel like makes pretty decent money.
27:00
Speaker 1: Anytime, terry to bro.
27:02
Speaker 5: But I know a couple of makes mad money that
27:05
Speaker 5: may make very good money. So I don't know.
27:08
Speaker 1: All right, I take you back, Lenny.
27:09
Speaker 5: But here's the thing. What's his lifestyle?
27:12
Speaker 4: Because I don't like he's spending spending Is that what
27:15
Speaker 4: you mean?
27:15
Speaker 5: Likes money?
27:16
Speaker 2: Out there?
27:17
Speaker 3: The plastic surgeons that I know like that are like
27:20
Speaker 3: fathers to my friends are usually loaded, like they're loaded,
27:24
Speaker 3: but like it's not.
27:26
Speaker 5: I mean I looked at his instagram and it's not
27:28
Speaker 5: like that. No, but I mean maybe my friend.
27:31
Speaker 1: I think Salt Lake City plastic surgeons are different than
27:34
Speaker 1: like Miami, But I would assume a.
27:37
Speaker 5: Couple like from South Carolina and stuff.
27:40
Speaker 1: I think even then, Miami is like the hub.
27:43
Speaker 4: I would say, like, yes, changing the body Miami. I
27:47
Speaker 4: would say, Miami comes first, La comes second. Yeah, I
27:50
Speaker 4: would say, So, I guess we could google it, but yeah.
27:52
Speaker 5: Google it, google it for us.
27:55
Speaker 1: So I wanted to ask the crew, my people, which
28:00
Speaker 1: are we sleeping on this week? In which one are
28:02
Speaker 1: we super into? And it was between Rony and OC.
28:07
Speaker 1: It was a fifty to fifty split. So let's jump
28:09
Speaker 1: in to OC first. Someone rode in and said, Roney
28:14
Speaker 1: equals trendy, slash refreshing and OC equals kind of cringey
28:18
Speaker 1: and messy. I agree. OC is a little bit messy
28:22
Speaker 1: right now. There's storylines that like feel a little bit forced.
28:27
Speaker 1: There's new cast or a new cast member who is
28:30
Speaker 1: very calm, and I think we're all ready for her
28:32
Speaker 1: to lose it. But Tamra, Tamra is unhinged, unhinged one
28:41
Speaker 1: too many tequila's, and she's screaming at you, I'm throwing
28:44
Speaker 1: napkins in your face. And then the next day it's
28:46
Speaker 1: happened twice. It's happened twice already. And then the next
28:50
Speaker 1: day she's like, when I drink. I'm not pleasant. I'm
28:54
Speaker 1: sorry for that.
28:56
Speaker 2: Same Tamra, Oh my god, same.
29:00
Speaker 4: I need to really really now I need to watch
29:02
Speaker 4: OC because I just had caught up on New York
29:05
Speaker 4: and now you guys.
29:06
Speaker 5: This podcast last night.
29:07
Speaker 1: Yes, this podcast is fun. I'm not asking you to
29:10
Speaker 1: go home and watch CNN.
29:12
Speaker 5: I don't know anything.
29:14
Speaker 1: I'm asking you to watch Housewives.
29:16
Speaker 2: I did my research though, I did my research.
29:18
Speaker 1: Please stop calling this podcast research and nobody doing research. Okay,
29:22
Speaker 1: it's enough already. It's like you're going home with peatree dishes. Okay,
29:28
Speaker 1: I'm done with you both.
29:30
Speaker 5: I don't enjoy it.
29:31
Speaker 1: You both have called it research.
29:33
Speaker 2: He says, Ah, I don't enjoy it. It's so I
29:37
Speaker 2: enjoy it. I enjoy it. I enjoy it.
29:40
Speaker 1: I enjoy it. I'm cutting your tongue out of it.
29:44
Speaker 5: This is the plot. Enjoy it.
29:47
Speaker 1: Okay. So, first of all, Vicky gunn Wilson is the OG.
29:52
Speaker 1: Do you want me to explain it to you for
29:54
Speaker 1: five seconds? And then you need to get with her
29:56
Speaker 1: or get lost because you're missing out on greatness. Okay,
29:59
Speaker 1: history is made and you're not even Vicki gunfilsin. Yeah,
30:04
Speaker 1: Vicky Gunn wils is the og of the OC. She
30:08
Speaker 1: started the freaking franchise, all right, she was let go,
30:13
Speaker 1: didn't come back for a few seasons, all right. She
30:16
Speaker 1: finally has made her appearance. She made her appearance last Wednesday.
30:21
Speaker 1: So as everyone knows, OC has taken vander Pumps spots,
30:24
Speaker 1: so I'm always gonna be a week behind. She's back.
30:28
Speaker 1: It's the tail end of the episode, okay. And if
30:31
Speaker 1: you don't know, Heather has bonded with Shannon Badore. They
30:37
Speaker 1: had a very big conflict. I think it was last season,
30:40
Speaker 1: maybe the year before, where Shannon was acting a damn fool.
30:43
Speaker 1: I love Shannon, but for Heather Dubro she was acting messy. Anyway,
30:50
Speaker 1: They've now bonded and Shannon confides in Heather a lot
30:54
Speaker 1: about her relationship with John. Cut to where we are
30:59
Speaker 1: last week's episode, The Trace Amigas are kicking it. Tamra
31:03
Speaker 1: says to Shannon, do you trust Heather? Shannon replies yes,
31:08
Speaker 1: Do you confide in her?
31:09
Speaker 5: Yes?
31:10
Speaker 1: Do you feel that she would tell things that you've
31:12
Speaker 1: told her? She goes No. All of a sudden, you
31:15
Speaker 1: can tell something was cut out because Shannon gets up
31:19
Speaker 1: and she's like are you kidding me? This cannot air?
31:21
Speaker 1: And I love when the fourth wall is broken in
31:24
Speaker 1: reality TV. It makes me so happy. Shannon like goes
31:28
Speaker 1: over to where the production is and she's like, this
31:32
Speaker 1: cannot air. My relationship will be over. Obviously, Tamra said
31:37
Speaker 1: what it was that Heather told her about? Right? Yeah,
31:42
Speaker 1: I'm praying that in two night's episode this is all
31:46
Speaker 1: air Wednesday, that we know what it is.
31:49
Speaker 4: I'm sure you will and can can we? I'm catching up?
31:55
Speaker 4: Was so Shannon and John? Obviously this was previously filmed.
31:59
Speaker 4: They then publicly we found out that they split, correct split,
32:06
Speaker 4: They've split.
32:06
Speaker 2: Up, But are they back together?
32:08
Speaker 1: I do not think so. And here is why. I
32:12
Speaker 1: read online that Shannon Badore was wasted and someone wrote
32:17
Speaker 1: in and wanted to talk about this, that Shannon Badoor
32:19
Speaker 1: was wasted and had to be held back and removed
32:22
Speaker 1: by security in an argument with his exes. So John's
32:26
Speaker 1: daughter at a tiki bar in southern California. Okay, so
32:32
Speaker 1: I imagine she was drinking. Shannon loves her tequila. Have you
32:37
Speaker 1: ever been held back by security? Either of you?
32:40
Speaker 5: No? I have?
32:41
Speaker 2: Yeah? Really this was like freshman year college.
32:46
Speaker 4: This was and it was defending a close friend of mine.
32:51
Speaker 1: Were you and you were?
32:53
Speaker 2: I was drunk?
32:55
Speaker 4: Drunk drunk, yes, but I was defending a close friend
32:58
Speaker 4: from a douchebag frat boy, so you could see how
33:02
Speaker 4: it was probably called for. He said some horrific things.
33:06
Speaker 2: And I went off, I don't do that anymore.
33:08
Speaker 4: By the way, this was messy days, messy Jesse, But
33:11
Speaker 4: I went off, Have you not ever been held back?
33:14
Speaker 5: No?
33:15
Speaker 3: But I see where you're going, like where you're coming from,
33:17
Speaker 3: because I usually go harder for friends and yeah, if
33:19
Speaker 3: it's like your sister, yeah, no, if something happened to you,
33:22
Speaker 3: I could see me going crazy or even you to
33:24
Speaker 3: where I would have to be.
33:26
Speaker 5: But I've never been in that position.
33:27
Speaker 3: And I was thinking more like I've never been held
33:29
Speaker 3: back off of like my actions and being crazy.
33:32
Speaker 2: I don't think I would ever gotten physical.
33:34
Speaker 4: But like you say that to my friend and she's
33:36
Speaker 4: the sweetest, I'm all that's are off.
33:39
Speaker 1: But this with Shannon was about what do you have
33:42
Speaker 1: to say? Oh?
33:43
Speaker 2: Are you is there?
33:44
Speaker 3: I was going to say, do you think you would
33:46
Speaker 3: have gotten thrown out if some of it wasn't being filmed?
33:50
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh yeah, yes, that's a good.
33:55
Speaker 5: Right. I was gonna say, like, I think you got
33:56
Speaker 5: to pass on a couple, but.
33:59
Speaker 1: That's that's not really fair because I've only been on
34:01
Speaker 1: the show for let's see, eight years. What happened before
34:07
Speaker 1: then never was removed, that's true. And you were drinking
34:11
Speaker 1: and I was drinking. Yeah yeah, yeah, good really, so
34:14
Speaker 1: go back to this anyway.
34:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just.
34:16
Speaker 1: From what the article said, it was just the two
34:19
Speaker 1: of them, and it's like if they're broken up, Shannon
34:23
Speaker 1: has this way of like still wanting to be and
34:28
Speaker 1: maybe this is most women, like when it ends for
34:32
Speaker 1: some reason, you still try to like make it work,
34:36
Speaker 1: and there there's like the messiness after the breakup, you know,
34:39
Speaker 1: like the on and off again relationships, but you expect
34:43
Speaker 1: it to kind of end at some point, like in
34:45
Speaker 1: your fifties. I don't think like when it's not working,
34:48
Speaker 1: it's like we're like halfway dead. Let's just call it
34:51
Speaker 1: a day, don't you think? Yeah, So what was the
34:55
Speaker 1: point of this meetup with John's daughter, like to talk
34:59
Speaker 1: about what?
35:00
Speaker 2: What do you think?
35:01
Speaker 4: What do you think I think they're getting it's probably
35:04
Speaker 4: because they're getting back together.
35:06
Speaker 1: Yet you think they'll get back together?
35:07
Speaker 2: I kind of do.
35:08
Speaker 4: From what I've heard, again, got to catch up. From
35:11
Speaker 4: what I've heard, it sounds like yes, yeah, why else
35:14
Speaker 4: would they meet?
35:16
Speaker 1: Okay, so then the daughter must have said something that
35:19
Speaker 1: Shannon took wrong and things headed south. I think if
35:23
Speaker 1: something's not working and you're this grown, you call it
35:26
Speaker 1: a day. Like at that point in time, I feel
35:28
Speaker 1: like it should be easy. Do you agree? Yeah, like
35:31
Speaker 1: in your fifties, you're still like in an on again,
35:34
Speaker 1: off again relationship.
35:36
Speaker 5: Yeah, how long has it been? On again off again?
35:40
Speaker 1: They've been together like a couple of years, maybe even longer.
35:44
Speaker 1: And she went through like a pretty sad divorce, you
35:48
Speaker 1: know where he cheated and then married someone else and
35:50
Speaker 1: now and had a baby with her and now they're
35:52
Speaker 1: getting divorced. There's another one. The narcissists are running wild
35:55
Speaker 1: in these streets, all right, had your kids?
35:59
Speaker 5: I do your husband?
36:02
Speaker 1: Because they're using everybody as an energy source up. Yeah,
36:05
Speaker 1: So I feel like this season of OC definitely needs
36:10
Speaker 1: the trace amigas. People are a little bored with Jen's
36:14
Speaker 1: storyline and her husband Easton. You watched this last night.
36:17
Speaker 1: So there's Jen and Ryan, their new Jen left her
36:20
Speaker 1: husband to be with this guy, who apparently swings his
36:23
Speaker 1: dick all over Oce is this dick pic man and
36:27
Speaker 1: he he's so weird, and he continues to make jokes
36:31
Speaker 1: about the dick picks that was like three four episodes ago.
36:34
Speaker 1: He's like on face to him and he's like, hi, baby,
36:37
Speaker 1: I miss you. And she's like getting her hair done
36:39
Speaker 1: for a party, and he's like, Hey, before you hang up,
36:41
Speaker 1: could you send me the phone numbers to all your friends?
36:43
Speaker 1: I was thinking about sending dick pics later, thou doth
36:46
Speaker 1: protest too much? You sent the dick pick. I know
36:48
Speaker 1: he did. It wasn't an accident, and I think.
36:50
Speaker 5: She might accidentally sent a dick pic.
36:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, said he sent it. Said he sent it to
36:56
Speaker 1: everybody instead of clicking his girlfriend's name, Jen. It was
37:00
Speaker 1: all contact, all contacts. I don't know. It was like
37:03
Speaker 1: a snapchat or something.
37:05
Speaker 3: He sent a snapchat of his dick to all contacts,
37:08
Speaker 3: but only one person got it.
37:09
Speaker 1: That's what they're saying.
37:11
Speaker 5: That sounds like a whole bunch.
37:12
Speaker 1: Of bullshites, and I think I think Jen is covering
37:14
Speaker 1: for him.
37:15
Speaker 3: It sounds like he took a picture of his dick
37:17
Speaker 3: and sent it to whomever it was He.
37:19
Speaker 1: Talked about it like being soft and like how it
37:21
Speaker 1: missed the girl or whatever.
37:24
Speaker 2: The girl he sent a soft dick pick.
37:27
Speaker 1: I from what it From what I hear via OC episodes,
37:31
Speaker 1: it was like not torpedo dick, humiliating, flaccid for him,
37:37
Speaker 1: snail deflated ballooon.
37:40
Speaker 4: Nobody wants a dick pick anyway. Nobody wants a soft dick.
37:44
Speaker 1: Like he as a man hels a man with the
37:47
Speaker 1: dick picks.
37:48
Speaker 2: You love the dick?
37:51
Speaker 1: What about your friend?
37:52
Speaker 5: Here's the thing. I don't even know. I stay far
37:54
Speaker 5: away from that. But I don't send dick picks.
37:58
Speaker 2: That's real.
37:58
Speaker 5: No, it's there's the time. They're not fun to look at.
38:02
Speaker 5: No one likes them.
38:04
Speaker 2: No one likes them.
38:06
Speaker 1: I don't mind looking at him.
38:07
Speaker 4: I don't mind looking Would you send a solicited dick pic?
38:11
Speaker 4: It's the unsolicited ones that are like, smack it away,
38:15
Speaker 4: get it out of here. Would you send us if
38:17
Speaker 4: you had a partner.
38:18
Speaker 5: If I have asked for it, Maybe maybe.
38:23
Speaker 4: Dangerous getting those pics, those picks in the cloud or
38:26
Speaker 4: wherever they hang out.
38:27
Speaker 1: It's very the most vulnerable I've ever said one.
38:31
Speaker 5: I don't know why you're looking at me.
38:32
Speaker 3: I feel like you guys are a man and I'm
38:34
Speaker 3: asking you, Oh shit, they sent a lot.
38:38
Speaker 1: You share your thoughts on Ryan, you're the only man
38:42
Speaker 1: and if you ask Jessica and I, I mean, we're
38:44
Speaker 1: going to call him disgusting.
38:45
Speaker 3: Let me put it this way. As a man, I
38:48
Speaker 3: would never send a dick pic. So for him to
38:51
Speaker 3: say that he accidentally send it to multiple people is bullshit.
38:55
Speaker 5: He purposefully did that because you don't. I don't know
38:59
Speaker 5: a guy who's just freelance and dick pigs.
39:03
Speaker 1: Not freelancing dick picks, right, I mean I don't either,
39:07
Speaker 1: And that was the topic of conversation and it didn't
39:10
Speaker 1: get a rise out of gen. So then they start
39:12
Speaker 1: bringing up that Ryan has hit on Tamra in the
39:16
Speaker 1: past and said that he was going to sleep with
39:18
Speaker 1: her before he got with Jen. Then that didn't work.
39:21
Speaker 1: Then it was Ryan and Jen were on a break
39:25
Speaker 1: and during that break, which was like I think two weeks,
39:28
Speaker 1: he went out and got some goodie.
39:32
Speaker 5: Okay, this is when she was saying this isn't friends.
39:35
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, That's exactly what it was. At the pool
39:40
Speaker 1: party ting so someone said when they wrote in someone
39:45
Speaker 1: impressed by Jen's calm and non reactive energy when Tama
39:48
Speaker 1: attacks her, but want her to fight, of course we
39:51
Speaker 1: do reality TV. I would also like her to fight
39:54
Speaker 1: if she doesn't stop being classy and start like rising
39:58
Speaker 1: to the occasion you get her off of my TV
40:03
Speaker 1: screen at the end of the day. Yes, we can
40:05
Speaker 1: all sit there and be like, love.
40:07
Speaker 2: It where they get along.
40:09
Speaker 1: No, we don't, all right, and I know how the
40:12
Speaker 1: behind the scenes works. That's why we've now gone through
40:16
Speaker 1: three situations with Jen. We talked about the dick pic.
40:19
Speaker 1: We didn't get a rise out of her, We talked
40:21
Speaker 1: about all of these things, and we're still dealing with
40:24
Speaker 1: calm Jen. And by the way, she's freaking awesome. Not
40:27
Speaker 1: for reality TV. We are bored, so so bored, and
40:33
Speaker 1: most people are. Most people are, which is why we're
40:35
Speaker 1: gonna move on to Rone now most people. Okay, so
40:44
Speaker 1: have you been watching Ronie? Let me guess no, you
40:47
Speaker 1: guys are, so.
40:48
Speaker 4: I have watched clips and.
40:50
Speaker 2: Did some research.
40:51
Speaker 1: All right. They are now in my co hosts. They
40:57
Speaker 1: get an f they are in the hand and staying
41:00
Speaker 1: at Aaron's house, all right. And I have never in
41:02
Speaker 1: my entire life seen more bougie women. Ever, they are
41:07
Speaker 1: complaining about literally everything from like the Wi Fi doesn't work,
41:12
Speaker 1: it's cold in here. I don't want that for breakfast.
41:16
Speaker 1: You're gonna cook breakfast before we work out. Your floors
41:19
Speaker 1: are way too clean. Your house isn't by the ocean.
41:21
Speaker 1: This house is stunning, like top notch, incredible. Britn couldn't
41:28
Speaker 1: make it the first day aka last week's episode. She's
41:32
Speaker 1: now here. She arrives and she's talking about where the
41:36
Speaker 1: people are to bring up her bags. Okay, from the
41:39
Speaker 1: beginning of Housewives time you hear about all these hoes.
41:44
Speaker 1: I come from humble beginnings. Now suddenly they don't know
41:47
Speaker 1: how to carry a goddamn bag. It is crazy to me. Yeah, like,
41:54
Speaker 1: what house have you gone to where it's like, here's
41:57
Speaker 1: my bellman.
41:59
Speaker 2: In the car?
42:00
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? And their bags aren't big,
42:03
Speaker 1: they're like carry ons. Yeah, I'm like personally offended by it.
42:07
Speaker 1: And you look at these women and you're like, I
42:08
Speaker 1: want to be you, but I don't want to be
42:10
Speaker 1: friends with you because that sounds hard, hard, hard as
42:14
Speaker 1: it gets. So someone did write in and this also
42:19
Speaker 1: makes me happy that we have now gotten multiple fights
42:25
Speaker 1: this is how you know we're all sick and twisted,
42:27
Speaker 1: like secretly we are. We preach like love kindness. I'm
42:33
Speaker 1: just so glad we finally got a meal in rone
42:36
Speaker 1: with multiple fights. It feels like old Roney again, and
42:41
Speaker 1: they did. They got multiple fights, and I'm also living
42:44
Speaker 1: for it. The first fight was there they Aaron gives
42:51
Speaker 1: monogrammed pajamas, okay, and they're amazing. Jessel is going off
42:55
Speaker 1: on how much she hates them, and the pjs are
42:58
Speaker 1: given by Aaron, but it like made I guess by
43:04
Speaker 1: jen alliance okay, and she's like five Star Wars style.
43:09
Speaker 1: But Jessell goes on and on and on about how
43:11
Speaker 1: much she freaking hates the pajamas and everyone's getting like
43:16
Speaker 1: very much offended. So this carries over to a dinner
43:19
Speaker 1: and for me, like, yes, I'd be offended, but I
43:22
Speaker 1: also think it has more to do with like she's
43:24
Speaker 1: not comfortable with her body right now. That's a great point,
43:27
Speaker 1: Like she just had a baby. She had to do
43:30
Speaker 1: a lot of rounds of IVF, which by the way,
43:33
Speaker 1: hasn't even told her mom. Last week's episode, she goes
43:37
Speaker 1: into like Indian culture and how when someone when a
43:41
Speaker 1: woman can't get pregnant, it becomes like the gossip of
43:44
Speaker 1: the community. And so she didn't even tell her mom
43:46
Speaker 1: that she was doing IVF because it was just like taboo.
43:50
Speaker 1: Not getting pregnant as taboo. So it's gonna come out
43:52
Speaker 1: to her mom unless she's told her. On the show,
43:55
Speaker 1: I think it's more heavy on I don't like my
43:58
Speaker 1: body in this look, but because she doesn't want to
44:01
Speaker 1: say that, it's like I hate this outfit.
44:04
Speaker 4: Yes, but do you think she not by watching it
44:06
Speaker 4: because I saw clips? Did she not put it together
44:09
Speaker 4: or not care or is doing it to be vicious?
44:12
Speaker 2: Because part of me I.
44:13
Speaker 4: Was like, this just seems like someone who's not connecting
44:15
Speaker 4: the dots that this might hurt Jenna or be offensive.
44:19
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. What vibe did you get
44:22
Speaker 4: from her? Because I'm like, she's just not getting it.
44:26
Speaker 1: I got the vibe that she is annoyed at herself
44:30
Speaker 1: and she you know when like you're feeling insecure and
44:34
Speaker 1: you start kind of being an asshole, yes, and like
44:37
Speaker 1: you you're fighting to like keep from crying. Yes, that's
44:41
Speaker 1: what I was gathering, Like I have a feeling. Last
44:44
Speaker 1: week's episode when she went back up the stairs in
44:46
Speaker 1: her Christmas tree dress what she calls it. She probably
44:49
Speaker 1: like d miked and sobbed. But then again, is she smart?
44:53
Speaker 1: Not smart enough? They're all very smart, but like, is
44:55
Speaker 1: she aware enough to d mic?
44:57
Speaker 2: Yeah?
44:58
Speaker 1: So there was that fight, and I'm loving the og
45:01
Speaker 1: fights that have nothing to do with anything. They're so
45:04
Speaker 1: freaking stupid, yet they're amazing. And someone wrote in and
45:08
Speaker 1: said that they were bored with Aaron Aarin is a star.
45:14
Speaker 1: You want to know what she says in her confessional,
45:16
Speaker 1: her freaking confessional, you guys, while they're talking about Jessel complaining,
45:22
Speaker 1: she goes, you know, for someone who hasn't had sex
45:24
Speaker 1: in two years, you sure have a lot to say
45:26
Speaker 1: about Lingerie. It's like she understands the assignment. Like this
45:31
Speaker 1: woman that rode in said that she was like always complaining.
45:33
Speaker 1: It's like, no, everyone's always complaining to her and she
45:36
Speaker 1: just don't have time for it. Yeah, she's a savage
45:40
Speaker 1: and she understands the assignment and we're all freaking here
45:44
Speaker 1: for it. So then cut to Brin's here, Brin's arrived.
45:48
Speaker 1: Brynn is so funny. A lot of people are concerned
45:50
Speaker 1: she's gonna start self producing. They feel like what's coming
45:53
Speaker 1: out of her mouth is feeling like she's saying it
45:56
Speaker 1: for shock value and to be funny. And that's like
45:58
Speaker 1: a very that's like a very fine line because she
46:02
Speaker 1: could very much be this person.
46:05
Speaker 5: But like.
46:07
Speaker 1: I relate to that because my first season I was
46:09
Speaker 1: kind of very much out there and I didn't really
46:12
Speaker 1: Also I was very young. I was like twenty three,
46:14
Speaker 1: twenty four. But like the second a camera gets in
46:18
Speaker 1: front of you. We were talking about this a few
46:20
Speaker 1: weeks ago, maybe it was last week. Time was by slow.
46:25
Speaker 1: It can go like one of a few ways, like
46:27
Speaker 1: you can shut down, you can totally be yourself, or
46:29
Speaker 1: you can like overcompensate and be someone who's like turns
46:32
Speaker 1: into a clown. And people are thinking that Brynn is
46:35
Speaker 1: doing that. I really like her. I think she's hysterical.
46:38
Speaker 1: They're playing this game about like which one is a lie,
46:42
Speaker 1: and her lies are all about who she reversed or
46:45
Speaker 1: cowgirled on. She's like a Saudi Arabian prince or something
46:49
Speaker 1: like that, and she's like a governor and everyone's like,
46:51
Speaker 1: obviously you did it to the governor because like he's
46:53
Speaker 1: the governor or whatever, and that was true. You picture
46:56
Speaker 1: her feathered bangs and all cowgirlt rope in on the
47:03
Speaker 1: governor what planet do we live on?
47:08
Speaker 4: On the cover.
47:09
Speaker 2: I like her, No, I like her energy.
47:11
Speaker 4: But what like you said, I don't think she's when
47:14
Speaker 4: people are saying self producing, I don't.
47:17
Speaker 2: From what I've seen, it doesn't seem like she's purposely
47:19
Speaker 2: doing that.
47:19
Speaker 4: If anything, I see her putting on this facade that
47:23
Speaker 4: makes her feel safe and comfortable, oh.
47:26
Speaker 1: Like making inappropriate jokes when she feels uncomfortable, well like.
47:29
Speaker 4: I do, and I'm laughing and I say things and
47:31
Speaker 4: people are people are like, well, what, this is not
47:33
Speaker 4: the time for that.
47:34
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, because I'm feeling uncomfortable and I need.
47:37
Speaker 1: To, like I don't know, so relate to that.
47:40
Speaker 2: Right.
47:40
Speaker 1: Yes, we were at like at this party and there
47:43
Speaker 1: was a network exact. This was a while ago, and
47:47
Speaker 1: he's like older, and because it was so awkward, he
47:52
Speaker 1: was with his other like rich exec buddies, you know,
47:56
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I try to act all proper, And
48:00
Speaker 1: because I felt so uncomfortable, I was like, yeah, it's
48:02
Speaker 1: a great party, you know, kids at home. So I
48:05
Speaker 1: decided to bring my tits and ass out and I
48:07
Speaker 1: was sitting and they just looked at me and I
48:09
Speaker 1: was like, great to meet you. Bye.
48:14
Speaker 2: Did they laugh there? There was no laugh.
48:16
Speaker 1: There was no laughter. In fact, the one there was
48:18
Speaker 1: only one woman. And after I said that, she goes
48:20
Speaker 1: Hi Susie. Her name wasn't really Susie. I'm not going
48:24
Speaker 1: to say her name. But I was like, oh, that
48:26
Speaker 1: was a please shut up and now go away. That's yeah.
48:30
Speaker 1: And how did I ignore the one woman in the circle?
48:33
Speaker 4: If anything, she should have been like, yes, now this
48:35
Speaker 4: is but that's that's yeah.
48:37
Speaker 1: You would think you would think you would think. No,
48:41
Speaker 1: I'm telling you some of these women in these streets
48:46
Speaker 1: not happy tampas. Anyway, So back to the dinner they're there.
48:51
Speaker 1: Jenna Lyons decides on this night, which we saw a
48:56
Speaker 1: little bit of it last week, and then they show
48:58
Speaker 1: flashbacks on this week's episode and she's like, I have
49:04
Speaker 1: to be up for a six thirty am call. The
49:06
Speaker 1: music is too loud. I'm going and staying at my
49:09
Speaker 1: own place. And everyone was like very offended by it,
49:12
Speaker 1: like how dare she? And Jessel of course, is being
49:14
Speaker 1: whatever she's being, and she's like, well, her house is
49:16
Speaker 1: by the ocean, like she probably wanted to wake up
49:18
Speaker 1: and have a view. And it's like, all right, we
49:20
Speaker 1: see you're still being a dick. You're still pissed off
49:23
Speaker 1: about the Christmas pajamas, and we'll just let it slide.
49:26
Speaker 1: And Genna Alliance comes back. I can only call her Genallians.
49:30
Speaker 2: I know it's funny.
49:31
Speaker 1: I notice that I cannot call her anything else Tony.
49:34
Speaker 1: She comes back. She and Aaron are making up. She's like,
49:38
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry that I did that. I'll stay whatever.
49:41
Speaker 1: They go to dinner. Brynn suddenly sees that there is
49:44
Speaker 1: a double standard in the group. She goes, hold up,
49:49
Speaker 1: I gave up a location at catch and I was
49:56
Speaker 1: crucified for it. But Jenna give up a location and
50:03
Speaker 1: all is good and Aaron delivers yet again. I just
50:08
Speaker 1: like her more than I like you. What is it?
50:13
Speaker 1: She's a freaking savage and she understands the assignment all right,
50:16
Speaker 1: So everyone needs to be thankful that she's being authentically
50:19
Speaker 1: herself and bringing that shit real. She's real, she's smart,
50:25
Speaker 1: she's funny, and people keep coming for her. Do you
50:28
Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about.
50:29
Speaker 2: Jess, Yes, I know who you're talking about.
50:32
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do you guys have to watch the show.
50:35
Speaker 2: No, we have to watch the show.
50:36
Speaker 1: I'm begging. It's literally been me talking at you guys. Now,
50:40
Speaker 1: this is good.
50:41
Speaker 2: People want to hear this.
50:43
Speaker 1: But I want your guys's opinions.
50:46
Speaker 2: I had some opinions. I feel like I had too
50:48
Speaker 2: many opinions.
50:48
Speaker 1: Did you really yes?
50:50
Speaker 5: For not watching?
50:50
Speaker 2: For just watching clips?
50:52
Speaker 4: I've had some opinions. People are gonna be like, she
50:54
Speaker 4: doesn't get that opinion. She didn't watch the whole show.
50:57
Speaker 1: That's true, that does count. And it's also weird when
51:00
Speaker 1: you're sitting there watching I can only imagine what the
51:03
Speaker 1: New York Housewives are doing because they're so new to it,
51:06
Speaker 1: thinking about all the things that they filmed that just
51:09
Speaker 1: didn't make it on air. Yes, like you don't realize
51:12
Speaker 1: how intense the editing process.
51:14
Speaker 4: Is Another thing that I wanted to mention too, which
51:16
Speaker 4: isn't a fun mentioned, but I'll mention it anyways. The
51:19
Speaker 4: fact that all of these women are we supposed to
51:22
Speaker 4: think and I'm asking, I guess you.
51:24
Speaker 2: Because you sort of know how the recipes made, whatever
51:29
Speaker 2: they say.
51:30
Speaker 4: Are we supposed to think they're friends? Are we supposed
51:33
Speaker 4: to not think like these women were are we supposed
51:35
Speaker 4: to watch it and be like, Oh, these women were
51:37
Speaker 4: friends and now they're all in a house together on
51:39
Speaker 4: a trip.
51:40
Speaker 2: What are we supposed to think.
51:41
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. They all know each other. Are they
51:43
Speaker 1: the best of friends? I'm sure a couple of them are.
51:46
Speaker 1: But I mean they have storylines that go back before
51:50
Speaker 1: the show even came to be, you know, them putting
51:52
Speaker 1: that whole group together for catch. So these people know
51:56
Speaker 1: each other.
51:56
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, they know each other.
51:58
Speaker 1: Friends, they run in the same circle. I know that
52:02
Speaker 1: they would not cast these women and make up some
52:06
Speaker 1: make up a show. Okay, it just wouldn't. It wouldn't work.
52:09
Speaker 1: It's that would be not a Bravo show. That's good
52:12
Speaker 1: to know that would be something different. Okay, I want
52:15
Speaker 1: to talk about my ache of the week, and then
52:16
Speaker 1: we'll go down the line. My ache of the week
52:18
Speaker 1: is I have a friend who was talking to a
52:21
Speaker 1: pretty well known guy. He was very like open and
52:28
Speaker 1: texting and talking about their souls. And when I get
52:30
Speaker 1: home from tor I want to see you. Cut to
52:34
Speaker 1: last night, she sends me a TikTok where another well
52:38
Speaker 1: known person is complaining about this same guy. We'll call
52:42
Speaker 1: him Thomas complaining about Thomas and how he was on
52:46
Speaker 1: tour and he was sending her flowers and then he
52:50
Speaker 1: got back to La and ghosted her. He did the
52:52
Speaker 1: same thing to my friend. And I'm sitting here going
52:57
Speaker 1: what is wrong with these men? And I go into okay,
53:02
Speaker 1: what are the parallels that are happening here? And it
53:04
Speaker 1: always goes back to every single douchebag you've met on
53:11
Speaker 1: Instagram through the dms. I'm now anti and I am
53:15
Speaker 1: telling you mark my freaking words, especially after this story,
53:19
Speaker 1: I will only when it is time to start dating,
53:23
Speaker 1: only go through Bumble. The only way I will do
53:28
Speaker 1: it is I still get everything I want. It's a
53:31
Speaker 1: place that is virtual, so your options are very open, right,
53:36
Speaker 1: But I'm calling the shots because it's female driven.
53:39
Speaker 5: That's my thing. I love that point of it.
53:41
Speaker 3: Yes, if I were to use it that it's if
53:43
Speaker 3: I do match, It's up to her to reach out
53:46
Speaker 3: to me so I don't get denied.
53:48
Speaker 5: It's a better feeling, you know.
53:49
Speaker 1: It's a better feeling that the woman holds the control.
53:52
Speaker 1: That's why I'll only do Bumble. I know that my
53:55
Speaker 1: safety is coming first, and I know that the dudes
53:58
Speaker 1: on there are not looking for a quick hit it
54:00
Speaker 1: and if they send me flowers or whatever, they're not
54:03
Speaker 1: going to ghost me five days later.
54:06
Speaker 5: I agree, right, yeah, I made.
54:09
Speaker 1: That decision last night.
54:11
Speaker 2: I love this.
54:12
Speaker 4: I love that you made that decision because it went
54:15
Speaker 4: from maybe you not dating to like, well, if I
54:18
Speaker 4: am going to date, I'm using bumble, so you're getting warmer.
54:21
Speaker 1: I'm getting warmer. So that's that's the game plan, getting
54:24
Speaker 1: bumble when I'm ready to date. And also last night
54:27
Speaker 1: I went through my phone and any dude who I
54:28
Speaker 1: was talking to that I met through the DMS, I
54:31
Speaker 1: deleted their phone numbers. I was like, I'm done. You're cut.
54:34
Speaker 1: What You're cut, that's done. Damn got out of my life.
54:38
Speaker 1: You are a sculling all of them, all of them
54:43
Speaker 1: get hurt. WHOA, I'm not messing around my realness. My
54:47
Speaker 1: relief of the week is the headline Todd and Julie
54:52
Speaker 1: Chris Lee are not having a good time in present.
54:59
Speaker 1: That's say, the living conditions. Someone has taken pictures of
55:05
Speaker 1: Todd while he's been sleeping. What the air conditioning doesn't
55:08
Speaker 1: really work, the plumbing is bad, and they are just
55:13
Speaker 1: not having a good time. The living conditions for their
55:16
Speaker 1: level of celebrity. They want something different.
55:20
Speaker 4: Horrific, disgusting. Someone go fix it now now.
55:23
Speaker 1: The Sun said, I don't care if you killed someone,
55:26
Speaker 1: you should have air conditioning. I'm like, just the level
55:31
Speaker 1: of joy. The headline that et online brought that they're
55:34
Speaker 1: not having a good time in prison, it's like that's
55:36
Speaker 1: the hope.
55:37
Speaker 5: And how many how many years do they have?
55:40
Speaker 1: I think Julie has seven and I Todd has twelve.
55:43
Speaker 5: And how many months are they they've done?
55:45
Speaker 1: Like four months?
55:48
Speaker 5: Get there?
55:50
Speaker 1: My my highlight is someone else's pain. But it's like
55:55
Speaker 1: you did a lot of it was like tax evasion
55:58
Speaker 1: thirty some crazy like fraudulent, like.
56:02
Speaker 4: I mean, and that's the point. We're not supposed to
56:04
Speaker 4: want to go to prison. It's supposed to be.
56:07
Speaker 1: Because you think it was the four seasons after you
56:09
Speaker 1: robbed Uncle Sam.
56:10
Speaker 5: Blind Like no, this is what you get.
56:16
Speaker 1: Absolutely, So that is that fine? Relieve all right, what's
56:19
Speaker 1: yours east?
56:21
Speaker 3: And relieve my ache is I had to I had
56:24
Speaker 3: to eat rocks for Lisa.
56:26
Speaker 5: I lost my damn wallet.
56:28
Speaker 1: Oh no literally yeah, no, oh that made me well.
56:32
Speaker 1: Lisa called me last night and said, Trader Joe's recalled
56:35
Speaker 1: because there was rocks in it, and I was like,
56:37
Speaker 1: did she make you in it? That's what I was try.
56:41
Speaker 3: Mind went No, I'm always talking shit on her losing everything,
56:46
Speaker 3: and I misplaced my wallet, but no charges have been
56:50
Speaker 3: put on it. So wherever it is, somebody I think
56:54
Speaker 3: has it, but I think I lost it at the
56:56
Speaker 3: restaurant we went to or either this gross.
56:59
Speaker 1: Car I was using a wallet is a nightmare.
57:01
Speaker 5: I know. I feel personally attacked. Is that bad? No?
57:05
Speaker 5: Everyone makes colonoscopy green relief. I don't know if I
57:14
Speaker 5: have one.
57:16
Speaker 3: Go into uh going out with all the family from
57:20
Speaker 3: he used my relief?
57:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh no, No, what's the same relief?
57:26
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I'll finish.
57:28
Speaker 3: My other relief is going to Salt Lake City home
57:30
Speaker 3: to see some homies and to get the house already.
57:35
Speaker 1: And to sell Mom's house.
57:37
Speaker 5: So I think that's going to be a good relief
57:39
Speaker 5: to out there and see that.
57:40
Speaker 1: But is it the relief going to Utah or getting
57:42
Speaker 1: the house of herself, because that it would be definitely
57:45
Speaker 1: an ache for me to have to go.
57:46
Speaker 3: No, I think it's a relief because I feel like
57:49
Speaker 3: it's an ache for Mom getting that off of her
57:51
Speaker 3: plate would be a relief for me. So I think
57:53
Speaker 3: going taking care of for her, getting everything that we
57:56
Speaker 3: need to see what we have to do, getting it
57:58
Speaker 3: just off of her plate.
57:59
Speaker 5: I think it'll be fun. And I'm excited to see
58:01
Speaker 5: all my homies and stuff like that and do a
58:03
Speaker 5: couple of things. So that is a relief for me.
58:05
Speaker 1: And then what's yours?
58:07
Speaker 4: Just yeah, it was a relief, would be first time
58:11
Speaker 4: going I guess out. We were only out for about
58:13
Speaker 4: an hour, but with Easton and the office now is
58:17
Speaker 4: buzzing and we've got Loon back over on our side.
58:21
Speaker 2: So we all went.
58:22
Speaker 4: Out, Me and Easton and a loon and the Action
58:25
Speaker 4: Park guys went to our spot and hung out and
58:28
Speaker 4: it was nice.
58:28
Speaker 5: It was like a little sam It really is so great.
58:31
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then and Landon and then my ache would
58:34
Speaker 4: be And I feel really guilty for saying this, but
58:37
Speaker 4: I'm just going to say it because I'm grappling with it.
58:39
Speaker 4: So this comes out Wednesday, and on Saturday, I turned
58:43
Speaker 4: thirty two and I feel twenty seven.
58:48
Speaker 2: So it's just weird four.
58:50
Speaker 5: That's good.
58:51
Speaker 2: It's just a weird thing.
58:52
Speaker 4: It's like, this is a first year where I was like, oh,
58:54
Speaker 4: thirty two, that feels weird, but.
58:57
Speaker 1: Thirty one is weird. I think thirty two is so
59:00
Speaker 1: much cuter.
59:01
Speaker 4: Oh, thirty three to me feels so cute and stunning,
59:05
Speaker 4: but thirty two just feels weird.
59:07
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'll deal with it.
59:08
Speaker 1: You'll deal with it, and I feel like it's going
59:10
Speaker 1: to be a great year for you and hopefully I
59:11
Speaker 1: don't have to film wh what.
59:14
Speaker 5: So thirty one is ugly.
59:15
Speaker 1: We'll say it.
59:16
Speaker 2: Thirty one is ugly. It's not cute, it's not cute.
59:20
Speaker 1: It's like the lamest of all the ages, Like even
59:23
Speaker 1: forty one is fine. Thirty one just sounds.
59:25
Speaker 5: Like so looking forward to this next one.
59:28
Speaker 1: Then yeah, it's just a lame thing to say. Yeah,
59:31
Speaker 1: so your skips right, I'm thirty or say thirty two,
59:34
Speaker 1: whichever you prefer. Yeah, I don't really care. It's all
59:38
Speaker 1: good you guys. Before we sign off, I want to
59:42
Speaker 1: let you know that tickets for my live show are
59:46
Speaker 1: now on sale. I will be at the Irvine Improv
59:50
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1:00:06
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1:00:10
Speaker 1: five years of sobriety, so I'm treating this as like
1:00:13
Speaker 1: my birthday party and I would love for you all
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1:00:22
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