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217: My Own Private Practice Guy · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys. What's up, dude? I guess I should use
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  Speaker 1: this opportunity to tell the people I have to come
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  Speaker 1: clean about something.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I am in the United Kingdom. Ah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, is that why your background is different?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 3: Wait, you mean you're not in America right now?
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  Speaker 1: No, no. You guys know. I didn't want to be
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  Speaker 1: dishonest to our listeners. My girlfriend has a sick older
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  Speaker 1: relative and needed to come back and be by his bedside.
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  Speaker 1: And I wanted to be by her side because no one,
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  Speaker 1: as Donald could attest, was a more loving human being
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  Speaker 1: in the world when our friend Nick was sick than
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  Speaker 1: my girlfriends. And so she rushed here, and then I
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  Speaker 1: rushed here. We both had to quarantine for two weeks.
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  Speaker 1: And so the last couple shows, I didn't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about it on the show because I didn't want to...
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to get into it. But I
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  Speaker 1: just want... In case it got out that I happened
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  Speaker 1: to be here, I didn't want to be dishonest to
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  Speaker 1: our listeners that I'm in London.
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  Speaker 3: Do you have to wear masks in London?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Well, I'll tell you, it's weird. It's sort of
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  Speaker 1: a weird hybrid. They're... they're largely open. Everything's kind of open.
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  Speaker 1: But you wear masks when you go inside a place
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  Speaker 1: like a restaurant or a store. There's always hand sanitizer
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  Speaker 1: when you first walk in. When you go in a restaurant,
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  Speaker 1: they take your temperature. They have a very interesting system
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  Speaker 1: that I wish the United States would one day be
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  Speaker 1: smart enough to adopt. And that is when you go
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  Speaker 1: in a restaurant, you scan a QR code. And then
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  Speaker 1: it knows who was in the restaurant at all times.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So it's easy to contact trace. If there were to
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  Speaker 1: be an outbreak, yeah, they can contact trace and say, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you were here at this time. That's really smart. Walking
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  Speaker 1: around the streets, there's not a lot of mask wearing.
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  Speaker 1: I wear it and Florence wears it, but it's not
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  Speaker 1: nearly as prevalent as it is, obviously, where we are
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  Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. You know, there's spacing in restaurants. The
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  Speaker 1: few times we've eaten, we've eaten outside. But they do
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  Speaker 1: like they skip every other table. And then sometimes in
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant, they'll have like a plexiglass screen between tables.
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  Speaker 1: That's sort of, you know, some company quickly put something
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  Speaker 1: into production because it's like it looks like some company
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  Speaker 1: is manufacturing them.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, I miss you, man. I'm not going to lie, man.
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  Speaker 3: I wish you were here. I made fried chicken the
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  Speaker 3: other night. It was delicious.
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  Speaker 1: It looked so good. I saw that on your Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: What's your secret?
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  Speaker 3: So here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: I have buddies that I grew up with that now
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  Speaker 4: own restaurants and went to culinary school and now are
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  Speaker 4: chefs in restaurants and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of them.
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  Speaker 4: My brother did the same thing. And some of them
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  Speaker 4: have developed niches. And one of my buddies makes pizza
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  Speaker 4: for a living. Brick oven pizza for a living.
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  Speaker 3: And I.
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  Speaker 4: my brother Olamide, whose music we had on the podcast,
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  Speaker 4: he sent me a uni for my birthday. Somehow he
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  Speaker 4: bought it and sent it to me. He was like,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I hope you have fun. And I was like, well,
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  Speaker 4: you know, and he also works at the restaurant as
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  Speaker 4: a bartender that my buddy that I grew up with owns.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, yo, so maybe he could send
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  Speaker 4: me that pizza dough recipe.
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  Speaker 3: And he sent it.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, okay. So I started... Making pizza
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  Speaker 3: in the uni.
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  Speaker 4: Then my boy, who has this restaurant in Dallas, saw
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  Speaker 4: the love that my boy got when I posted on
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  Speaker 4: Instagram the pizza, and he sent me the recipe for
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  Speaker 4: his famous fried chicken that he has in Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: And let me tell you, first of all, the pizza's phenomenal.
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  Speaker 3: It was amazing. And I now know how to make
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  Speaker 3: pizza for days. The fried chicken. Oh, my God. First
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  Speaker 3: of all, I love fried chicken anyway. You know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean?
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  Speaker 4: I've always loved fried chicken. And my wife is a huge,
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  Speaker 4: like fried chicken, on fried chicken Monday, there's this restaurant
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  Speaker 4: around the way that has fried chicken Mondays. We would
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  Speaker 4: go every Monday because she loves fried chicken so much.
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  Speaker 4: When she was pregnant with Wilder, that's all she would
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  Speaker 4: want was fried chicken, right? Fried chicken and mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 1: So do you need a deep fryer?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now, problem is the deep fryer I had only can
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  Speaker 4: accommodate two pieces of chicken.
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  Speaker 3: So it took me up to two and a half hours.
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  Speaker 1: To make all of that chicken.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So that's the dilemma.
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  Speaker 3: So I got to figure out a way to.
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  Speaker 1: What about an air fryer? Someone told me about an
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  Speaker 1: air fryer. Have you tried that?
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  Speaker 4: Not what you do with this chicken. You don't want
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  Speaker 4: to air fry it, man. You want to fry that
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  Speaker 4: bad boy in some oil.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, air frying is great for health. and for cholesterol
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  Speaker 4: purposes and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 1: But it's an insult to your buddy's recipe.
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  Speaker 4: It's an insult to chicken, period. A chicken's like, you're
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  Speaker 4: going to air fry me? You're not going to fry
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  Speaker 4: me in some grease?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, we don't have to say what we
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  Speaker 1: were talking about, but Donald was having a disagreement with
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  Speaker 1: his spouse, and I texted him in quotes what I
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  Speaker 1: thought he should say to her, and I wondered if
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  Speaker 1: you tried out what I wrote.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no. It's not a good day
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  Speaker 4: to do that. It's not a good day to do that.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of funny. I was kind
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  Speaker 1: of trying to be like your Cyrano, where I was saying,
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  Speaker 1: say this.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 4: But no, you know, this whole homeschooling, Zoom schooling that
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  Speaker 4: the schools.
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  Speaker 3: Are doing right now with all the students.
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  Speaker 4: It really does put a lot of pressure on the
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  Speaker 4: parents to make sure the kids are doing their job and,
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  Speaker 4: you know, are sitting in front of the zoom and
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  Speaker 4: are doing their lessons and stuff like that. And, you know,
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  Speaker 4: we're in our second day and she is, you know,
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  Speaker 4: she's not happy about the fact that she, her day
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  Speaker 4: is she's, she's a teacher also, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: We have, we have teachers at school and then, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you're supposed to send your kid to school for school
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  Speaker 4: and not have to worry about it. But, It's not
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  Speaker 4: like that with this whole Zoom school thing going on.
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  Speaker 1: I have to say, it made me a bit sad
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  Speaker 1: when I saw your kids in their adorable school uniforms.
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  Speaker 1: And then in my brain, I was like, oh, they're
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  Speaker 1: not going to school, so they wear the uniforms when
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  Speaker 1: they sit in front of the computer?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the school prefers that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. As someone who's not a
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  Speaker 1: parent and just witnessing it, that just kind of made
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  Speaker 1: me sad.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I would prefer that than them being in their
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  Speaker 4: pajamas all day.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I know. I understand the idea behind it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just these poor kids are all, I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: not to be Debbie Downer, but I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: this does to these kids that are in such crucial
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  Speaker 1: times of their lives where they should be socializing. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I just put a little bit of a
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  Speaker 1: lump in my throat. I got to be honest.
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  Speaker 3: I will say this.
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  Speaker 4: My kids right now are into it. Because they spent
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  Speaker 4: a whole summer social distancing from everyone.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: There were very few playdates this summer because of COVID.
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  Speaker 4: Not to say we didn't meet up with friends and
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  Speaker 4: do outside activities where the kids weren't all up on
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  Speaker 4: each other. But social distancing has thrown a monkey wrench in,
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  Speaker 4: if you're a kid, it's fucked up. you know, to
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  Speaker 4: be a kid right now when you're supposed to go
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  Speaker 4: out in the summer and run around with your friends
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  Speaker 4: and explore and everything like that. And you guys can't
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  Speaker 4: get close to each other or, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: So with this whole Zoom thing, it's really interesting to watch,
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  Speaker 4: but my kids are into it. They have their own space.
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  Speaker 4: Like my son goes into his room and he, you know,
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  Speaker 4: gets to chit chat with his friends on Zoom and learn.
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  Speaker 1: How does that work though? Like during the class, so
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  Speaker 1: like the teacher is leading a class, but then like,
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  Speaker 1: do they have time where they can, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: How does this work when they socialize? I know there's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of parents listening to this being like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's clueless. But I don't have kids, so I
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  Speaker 1: have no idea how it works. Do they have time
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  Speaker 1: where they can chit-chat with their friends?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
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  Speaker 4: And the great thing about it is that they also
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  Speaker 4: have times where the teachers are like, all right, go
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  Speaker 4: outside or go, if you don't have a backyard, go
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  Speaker 4: someplace and just clear your mind and let's not think
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  Speaker 4: about school for 30 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Go.
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  Speaker 4: And my son will come downstairs and he'll either go
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  Speaker 4: outside and shoot hoops or He'll stay inside and be like,
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  Speaker 4: can I watch the rest of Teen Titans?
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  Speaker 3: Go. And I'm like, yeah, sure. No problem.
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  Speaker 4: Like, there's breaks in between where the kids can, you know,
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  Speaker 4: get away. And then at lunchtime, they eat together in
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  Speaker 4: front of the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Really? In front of the Zoom so they can.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to each other. But how do they all talk
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  Speaker 1: at the same time? Aren't they all, like, interrupting each other?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 4: But they get to, you know, you get to at
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  Speaker 4: least see people while you eat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And if you have enough charisma... Like most kids do.
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  Speaker 1: Like most phasons.
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  Speaker 4: Like most phasons do. You can command Zoom and be like, yo,
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  Speaker 4: everybody shut the fuck up.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: And then fart. Just like his dad. Just like his dad.
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  Speaker 3: His dad loves a fart joke.
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  Speaker 1: That kid has no shortage of personality, I can tell you.
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  Speaker 3: He has a lot of personality.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to be an actor. You know they're both
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  Speaker 1: going to be actors.
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  Speaker 4: I hope that whatever they do... I just hope that
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  Speaker 4: they're happy when they're older and they find what it
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  Speaker 4: is that they want to do. That's all I can
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  Speaker 4: ask for. Me as an actor and knowing... going through
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  Speaker 4: all of the things that I go through and the
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  Speaker 4: anxiety I have about jobs and not having jobs, I
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't wish that on anyone.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't want my kid to be an actor either.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When you think about it, and people are like, fucking,
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  Speaker 4: I could do that job. I get this a lot
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  Speaker 4: from so many people. Are you an actor?
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  Speaker 3: I could do it. I could be that. That's easy, man.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody can be an actor. Yeah, you're right.
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  Speaker 4: Anybody can be an actor. But do you have the
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  Speaker 4: stamina to keep it up, dude? You can act all
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  Speaker 4: you want, but do you have the stamina? Do you
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  Speaker 4: truly have the stamina to hear no more than you've
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  Speaker 4: ever heard it in your life? And then when you
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  Speaker 4: do hear yes, to be able to do what's necessary
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  Speaker 4: to maintain.
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  Speaker 1: We've been so blessed and lucky, and not that we
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  Speaker 1: didn't hustle our asses off our whole lives, but in
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  Speaker 1: addition to hustling our asses off and working at it
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  Speaker 1: and working at it and not giving up, we then
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  Speaker 1: had a beautiful roll of the dice and have had
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  Speaker 1: successful careers thus far. I know, and you know, so
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: many people that are fucking brilliant actors, and you just
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  Speaker 1: don't know their name. And their number didn't come up.
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  Speaker 1: And that's just, I learned that early on as a kid.
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  Speaker 1: I would do stuff in the city and do like
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  Speaker 1: free play readings. You know, a play reading is, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the playwright wants to hear the play out loud and
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  Speaker 1: the cast writer gets a few actors to come together
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  Speaker 1: and read the play and no one's getting paid. And
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  Speaker 1: I remember being a child in some of these things
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  Speaker 1: and I would look, watching some genius New York theater
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  Speaker 1: actor do a scene and I'd be like, my jaw's
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  Speaker 1: on the floor. This person's like, I've never seen them before.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen them in a movie, never seen them
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  Speaker 1: on a TV show. And they're the fucking best doctor
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen. And they're here in the basement of
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  Speaker 1: a church doing this free play reading with me. And
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  Speaker 1: I remember even a very, very young age being like,
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  Speaker 1: this is crazy. This is scary. Like, and so, so
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  Speaker 1: from me, my whole career, I always was searching for
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  Speaker 1: other ways to make a living. If my number didn't
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  Speaker 1: come up, you know, I knew I'd be a cinematographer
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  Speaker 1: or obviously I'd be a filmmaker or I'd be on
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  Speaker 1: the camera crew. I'd be a first assistant director. I
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  Speaker 1: had all sorts of other plans if I wasn't lucky
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  Speaker 1: enough to have my number come up because I saw,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, these people are living hand to mouth
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  Speaker 1: and look how good they are. They're better than almost
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  Speaker 1: everyone on TV, you know?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I never lived that way. That's incredible, man. I
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  Speaker 4: said to myself, if I'm going to do this, I
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  Speaker 4: got to go all in. And from an early age,
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  Speaker 4: that's all I thought about was being an actor. If
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  Speaker 4: I had an opportunity to read something, I would go
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  Speaker 4: and do it. And You know, I was very lucky
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  Speaker 4: to have parents who supported me up until I was
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  Speaker 4: 23 years old.
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  Speaker 3: I lived at home.
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  Speaker 4: And even after my big break, when shit, you know,
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  Speaker 4: still stalled and wasn't really going, my parents were there
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  Speaker 4: to support me until I was able to support myself. And,
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  Speaker 4: you know, my jobs, if I hadn't become an actor,
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  Speaker 4: I would have been so fucked because I chose not
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  Speaker 4: to go to college. I chose not to, you know...
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  Speaker 4: get a conventional job. I went all in with the
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  Speaker 4: acting and, you know, I've been lucky. Like you said, I,
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  Speaker 4: like you said, I was very, very lucky. We were
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  Speaker 4: both very, very lucky to have our numbers called.
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  Speaker 1: I advise people who, if you really, if it is
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  Speaker 1: your passion and it really needs to be like the
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  Speaker 1: only thing you want to do with your, your life
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  Speaker 1: because it isn't, you know, when you see a successful actor,
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  Speaker 1: you might think they made it look easy, but it's not,
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  Speaker 1: it's not easy by any such imagination. So, But if
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  Speaker 1: you're committed to it and it's your passion, like my
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  Speaker 1: nephew right now is going to school for it. It's
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  Speaker 1: his passion. My advice is to study other things within
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  Speaker 1: the field where you could make a living. Your side
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: hustle doesn't need to be doing something that has nothing
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  Speaker 1: to do with the industry. So study other crew positions
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  Speaker 1: if production interests you that might interest you. Become a writer.
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  Speaker 1: Learn producing. Learn all sorts of skills. That would at
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  Speaker 1: least allow you to stay within the industry that you
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  Speaker 1: might love. But becoming a successful actor is just such
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  Speaker 1: a crazy lottery. I always say if you're a really,
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  Speaker 1: really good actor, you've bought a lot of lottery tickets.
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  Speaker 1: If you're great looking... like Donald's favorite doc partner, then
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  Speaker 1: you've bought more lottery tickets. If you're both, you have
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  Speaker 1: a shit ton of lottery tickets, but it's still a
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  Speaker 1: fucking lottery. Right.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't necessarily mean your number's going to get caught.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, and since I've become an actor, I
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  Speaker 4: have figured out ways to get other skill sets, like
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  Speaker 4: stop motion animation. So now if, let's say, it dried up,
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  Speaker 4: I know I'm good enough now as of a stop
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  Speaker 4: motion animator to get a job in the stop motion industry.
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  Speaker 3: At least I think I am. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: I think you are. But what do I know? But
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  Speaker 1: I think you are.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You could also be a line chef and make fried chicken.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I could make some fried chicken for you. I
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  Speaker 4: could call up my boy and be like, listen, it
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  Speaker 4: ain't going well.
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  Speaker 3: Let me work the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And if he says I don't have room in the
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  Speaker 4: kitchen for you, I'll be like, well, I got your recipe.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm going to make that shit myself.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what I know about you?
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  Speaker 2: Bam!
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to make money selling chicken.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about you is that you're a hustler. And
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: if shit hit the fan and you had to go.
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  Speaker 4: I work at McDonald's. If shit hit the fan, I
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  Speaker 4: would work at McDonald's, dog. I don't give a fuck, man.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: In a couple months, you'd be the manager of the place,
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  Speaker 1: and then maybe in a couple years, you'd own one
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  Speaker 1: because you fucking hustle.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta hustle, Donald.
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  Speaker 3: That's what we do.
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  Speaker 4: And on that note, 5, 6, 7, 8.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: About a bunch of docs and nurses. And a janitor
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: who loved to hate.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: I said he's got stories.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: That we all should know. So gather round to hear our...
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: Gather round.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: To hear our.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: Scrubs Rewatch Show with Zach and Donald. We're back!
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: We're back with my own private practice. Jay Moore, our
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: guest star.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Jay Moore. Yeah, very funny.
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: Directed by... One of our favorite directors, Mark Buckland.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I got to say, Jay Moore, I haven't seen in
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: a bit. I knew he was a famous, he was
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: a stand-up, right? And I think he may have been
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: on SNL for a season or two.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Maybe.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Will you look that up for me?
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: I know that Anthony Michael Hall was on SNL for
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: a season or two, and they kind of look alike.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Right. But he's really good in this episode.
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: Dude, he's very good in this episode.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: He's the perfect example of a guest star that comes
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: on And I've said this before. It's intimidating. You're coming
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: into a well-oiled machine. All these people know each other.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: They've got a zillion inside jokes. Everybody knows it. And
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: you're the only person. And you've got to get out
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: of your head and just show up and be funny
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: because you're the guest star. And it's not time to
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm insecure. It's like you can be
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: insecure all you want in your fucking dressing room. But
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: when you come to set, you've got to come to play.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: And this guy's riffing. He's confident. You know he made
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: up a lot of that shit. I could just tell
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: from his vibe he was just kind of making it his.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: And it's just really, really impressive. It's a great lesson, again,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: in the spirit of giving actors advice, that you've got
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: to hit the ground running if you're a guest star
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: on a show like this. And he does that.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember when we were shooting and thinking, oh,
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: this guy's so fucking annoying.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: He's always on. He's always on. He's always on. And
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: then you watch the episode, and it's perfect. Look, I
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: get it. You know what I mean?
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: And then that became kind of my thing when I'm
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: on set now.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? If it's a comedy... And
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: I need to keep the comedy going. I'm going to
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: be on for a bit. You know what I mean?
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be on the whole time we're working.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen you off unless you're woozy.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Unless I'm woozy. Right.
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: Unless I'm woozy, I'm always on.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Other than being woozy.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: But this is one of those lessons right there where
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: it was like, all right. Like even when we cut,
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: he's joking around with crew. He's joking around with actors. He's,
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: you know, he didn't shut down. You know, at the
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: time I was like, this is so crazy.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: This is annoying me.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: Because it's a joke after a joke after a joke
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: after a joke after a joke.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: And then you watch the episode and he's so good.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: He's really good at playing that. Yeah, Joel said he
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: was on for two years, 93 and 95. He's so
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: good at playing that cocky, confident guy. And we learned
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: that he slept with Krista.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with Jordan. Well, not with Krista.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: We should say Jordan. We should say Jordan, not Krista. Now,
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: he may have slept with Krista. I have no idea.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: It's none of my business. but he definitely slept with Jordan.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Bill just turned to Crystal like, did you guys?
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Wait, what?
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: Should we get into the recap real quick before we
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: start talking about it?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Let's do your recap. I don't have my phone because
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: it died. So, Daniel, you're going to have to time Donald.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I hope you put a smidgen more effort into this.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: One than you did last time. I put some effort
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: into it. This is a tricky episode also, but I
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: did put some effort into it. Ready?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Ready, and Go.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Elliot's on top of the world for the first time
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: in our series. Carla's down in the dumps because she's
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: not feeling sexy. Turk needs competition to get his confidence up.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: JD has a new friend who's teaching him how to
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: combat his anxieties with cocks. The lessons are effective, but
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: come with a price. Being comfortable with who you are
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: is very important in life. If you can find a
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: way to access said comfortability, you stick with it as
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: long as you don't disrespect and hurt others.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: How many seconds, Daniel? Not bad. 25. 25. So wait,
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: say one part again, you said, about finding a way
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to be yourself without disrespect. Right before you said disrespecting others,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: what did you say?
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: Being comfortable with who you are is very important in life.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: If you can find a way to access said comfortability,
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: you stick with it, right? So Carla found a way
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: to be comfortable again. You know what I mean? The
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: whole episode, she feels like she's not sexy. Part of
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: it's because she's wearing an engagement ring. Unfortunately for ladies
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: and men out there, once you tell everyone in the
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: world I'm spoken for via engagement ring, people kind of
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: back off.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And the ones that don't
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: back off, those are the sleazy scumbags.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Do you notice that some women wear engagement rings? Has
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: this ever happened to you when you were single and
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you see a woman that is wearing an engagement ring
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: and you sort of make some effort offhanded comment like
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: oh um how long you been engaged and they go
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: oh i'm not engaged i just i just wear this
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: on this finger and sometimes it's because they don't want
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: to be bothered or hit.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: On they don't want the attention well that right there
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: is the cue for you to be like oh so
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: what's up.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: And then other times though they've been like oh i
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: just like wearing a ring on that finger and i
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: i always thought when that happened like why are you
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: doing that like you you you your dream husband might
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: be walking by and think you're cute and then not
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: even talk to you because he sees your ring.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: If a girl's wearing it, she don't want to be bothered.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: She don't want to be bothered. Thank you.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Joelle.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I'll run to my dream husband later.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I'm tired.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Joelle.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Oh, guys. Oh, shit.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Wait, something's happening.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 21:16
  Speaker 6: Interrupting Bill.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I don't really have a song.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Interrupting Bill.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. He needs a better song.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: He needs a much better song.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Donald, oh, yeah, dig that. It'll be perfect. Oh, yeah.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: It was a little annoying to hear that my first
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: interrupting Bill segment was deemed too long. Not that Donald
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: said he was cool with it.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Zach, you said it was too long.
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: It was like a five-minute monologue.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, did I get in the way of you.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: All talking about Silver Spoons and Star Wars?
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: I feel horrible. And by the way.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: The name of the Jason Bateman spinoff was It's Your Move.
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: Anyways, I got a question.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: One of the things we did on– I'll be quick.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: One of the things we often.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: Did on Scrubs, when we were in later seasons, we
• 22:06
  Speaker 6: would look back at the earlier seasons to see if
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: we could kind of continue jokes. And we did a
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: joke with Carla that no one saw her as attractive
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: in this episode now that she had an engagement ring on.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: And later on, when we brought a guest star on
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: the show to be a love interest of J.D. 's,
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: we wanted to imply that she had always been at
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: the hospital, but J.D. had just never noticed her. Do
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: you know who that guest star was and how this
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: joke with Carla relates?
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: We set it up here. I know who it was.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Donald, who was it?
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: It was Elizabeth Banks' character who J.D. wound up having
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: a baby with later on, if I'm correct.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Right, yes.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: And I guess she wore an engagement ring the whole time,
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: so nobody paid attention to her, is my guess.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: How timely.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: That sounds good. Wow, you really timed this out well, Dan.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: You must be good at what you do. All right,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: go ahead. What does Bill say?
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Zach, I'm guessing you got it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: It was Elizabeth Banks.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: No, no, that's fucked up.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Because she was wearing a wedding ring.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I hope that was quick enough.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Whatever.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: I miss you guys.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Now I feel bad.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: I miss you.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Now I feel bad. I think we hurt his feelings
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: by saying he was.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: Going on to her. Dude, you totally hurt Bill Lawrence's feelings, man.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: I don't want to hurt Bill's feelings.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I love him.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: I'm fine with Bill going on and on and on
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: and on.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: It's all right with me.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: And I know the fans love it, so we'll just
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: let him go long.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just let him go. Bill, you can go long.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Bill, I'm sorry.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: You can even do the 5, 6, 7, 8. Let
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: me tell you something right now. That was probably the sneakiest.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: 5, 6, 7, 8. 5, 6.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it anymore.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: I'm not somebody to amuse you that just comes and
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: does the numbers. So we'll think of a new gag.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Bill.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Today it's just 5, 6. Seven, eight.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Seven. Oh, my God. Come on.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Now people are like, he's definitely doing it, but the
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: joke is going to be that I'm not.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I somehow don't believe it. Is
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: there more tape? 8.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: 5, 6, 7, 8. 5, 6, 7, 8. 5, 6, 7, 8.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Don't scream. Music riffs, Daniel.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: Don't stop it.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Make it a long one.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: It's the last one ever, I promise.
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: Turn it off.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Turn it off, Daniel.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: No, don't turn it off. Let it play. Let it
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: play for the whole thing.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Let it play. That was the whole thing.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Let it play.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: All right, listen. I got to say something. Bill is
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: experiencing something as a writer he's never experienced, and that
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: is that he has a hit catchphrase, and he doesn't
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: want to give it up.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: I don't think he should give it up. As long
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: as it's sneaky and.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Funny, it works. He finally, in his career as a writer,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: probably never imagined he'd have his own What You Talking
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: About Willis. And he finally has one, and he keeps
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: trying to be a cool guy about it, being like, nah,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it anymore. I'm over it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: but he can't give it up. It's like crack rock.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Why would, right?
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Well, shit, I've never tried crack, but I hear that's
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: one of the most addicting things in the world. Do
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: you know, do you know what else is addicting? Having
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: a catchphrase.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: It's almost as addicting.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Dude, listen, that's what I'm talking about has traveled with
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: me from scrubs to pretty much everything else that I've
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: done in life. Once I heard that people like that's
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: what I'm talking about, I.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Said that shit over and over again. Eagle, another one.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Eagle's gone on forever and ever and ever. You can't
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: not post Eagle.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Once a year. I'll bet Jaleel White is not saying,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: did I do that to anybody these days?
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: If they pay his ass a lot of money, I
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: bet you he'd be like, did I do that?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: He'd be like, how much did I do that?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: How much for that?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I told you, when what's-his-name was on Good Times, J.J. Walker,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: he was like, I'll do the show, but Dynamite costs more.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: A lot more.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: And I understand that. He's like, it's my catchphrase. I'm
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: going to run with it.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: I bet you if Gary Coleman, if somebody said, when
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: God rest his soul, to the late, great Gary Coleman.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Rest in peace.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Rest in peace, baby.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: If somebody said, Gary, we need what you're talking about, Willis,
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: at this point, or what you're talking about somebody at
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: this point, he'd be like, that's going to cost extra.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Of course. Of course. Get that money. Make that money.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Make that money.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: I bet you, Mike, if you had Mike Jackson on
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: a song, rest his soul. If you had, rest in peace,
• 26:39
  Speaker 4: if you had Mike Jackson on a song, Michael Jackson
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: on a song, and he said, or Shimon, I bet
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: you that costs more money.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: I gave you a Shimon. I gave you a Shimon.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: You don't have to pay another $ 10, 000.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I bet a lot of producers, I mean,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying DJ Khaled or Puffy, because they're obviously
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: very successful, but I bet there's other producers who have
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: little catchphrases who, like, really didn't do anything else, but
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: come on and be like, it's me, I'm the producer.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You know, their little catchphrase. Whatever their catchphrase is. Whatever
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: their equivalent of another one is.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Or, uh-huh, uh-huh, take that, take that.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh, take it, take it.
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: Puffy for the longest was like, yeah, major key. Puffy
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: for the longest was like, can't stop, won't stop.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Can't stop, won't stop.
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: I thought I told you that we won't stop.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I thought I told you that we won't stop. I
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: thought I told you that we won't stop.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: The fact that Zach knows that, people.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Is a big deal.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Ask him how he knows it. Ask him how he
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: knows it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I know it because I was PA-ing on all those
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: music videos. I PA-ed on a lot of rap videos
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: in 90... In like, let's say, 95 to 99.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: When all that shit was going down. I don't think
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I ever worked on a Hype Williams video, but I
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: worked on a lot of videos. I wanted to work
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: on a Hype Williams video because he was the cool guy.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Well, Hype, come on, man.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Whoever was a cinematographer for Hype Williams videos, it was.
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: One of the reasons why Hype was so dope.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: I wonder why Hype disappeared. Hype had like a monopoly.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Along with a woman named, you know who I worked on?
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: A woman who did a lot of them too. Her
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: name is Diane Martell. And I worked on a bunch
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: of her videos. She did a lot of videos.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Well, they don't make music videos anymore.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Well, they do, but not like they used to.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Not like they used to.
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: They did the Drunken Love music video on the beach
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: with Beyonce and Jay.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Who did that? That was hype?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: That was hype Williams. But that ain't a hype Williams video, though.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: That's like somebody was like, hype, we don't have that budget.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Just take the video camera and let's go.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: No, the Hype Williams signature was the wide-angle lens in
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: the tunnel with the fluorescent tubes going down the whole
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: tunnel and everyone coming up into the wide-angle lens.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: And being in the face. Did you ever see Belly?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: No.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Belly is a Hype Williams-directed movie. Visually, that shit is amazing. Visually,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: holy shit, Belly is a classic.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Visually.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I bet he directed, is it worth it? Let me
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: work it. I'll put your thing down, maybe you can
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: reverse it. It's a year for the name of the movie.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, sure.
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sure.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, If you ever get the chance, if you ever
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: get the chance, go watch Belly, okay? That shit visually
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: is one of the dopest movies, especially hood movies, that
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: you will ever see.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Hood movies, that shit is fire.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: And when I say hood movies, I mean urban, I
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: mean black, I mean fucking about drugs and fucking, that's
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: what I mean.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I'm saying that shit was straight for the hood. You
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? I've been in a couple. Hood classics,
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I've been in a bunch of them.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: By the way, I just was remembering, Joelle, you were
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: saying that there was a lot of women out there
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: who were like the early precursors to songs like the
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: WAP song. And it just made me think of that song.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: She's like, if you've got a bit, I mean, a
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: lot of it's bleeped, but she's like, she's saying a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: lot of crazy shit.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: That WAP song, that WAP song is fire, dude. I'm sorry, man.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: And that video, I love it. You keep listening to it?
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: It's not that I keep listening. It's not that I
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: keep listening to it.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: It's just that I keep visualizing the video from that shit, dude.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: That shit is... Really?
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, you like the visuals.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Dude, come on. Come on, man. Name one person that
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: doesn't like the visuals. I don't look at things like that.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Other than all the Republicans that are out there fucking
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: saying that this shit is not.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Good for kids. Was she really.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: I gotta ask this. And then we'll get back to
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: the show. But did they really mention freaking Cardi B
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: at the Republic National Convention? Did her name really come up?
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Cardi. Cardi.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. Yo,
• 31:04
  Speaker 4: my catchphrase is in effect for that. That's what I'm
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: talking about.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: She ruffled some feathers. Good. All right. Let's talk about basketball.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: The show opens with us playing 137. I go, how
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: the hell do we lose? We have Chet and Chet's
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: like eight feet tall. And he's like, sorry, man. And
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Chad, you suck.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Now, I don't know there's that many times. Only a
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: handful of times JD is playing basketball. I don't think
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: it's implied. We play a lot, actually.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: We play a lot, actually. Yeah, because we always need
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: a fourth.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, sorry. Dave Myers was also... I don't mean to
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: minimize Dave Myers' contribution. He was also a huge music
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: video director. He directed Work It, which if you haven't seen,
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: you should go check out. It's a really cool video
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: for a Missy Elliott song, Work It.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Missy had some great videos.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Now, Aloma... Gets into dunking. I think I remember there
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: being a stunt double because I know Aloma wasn't doing
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: all that.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: And she's like doing some crazy- Well, she's definitely doing
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: the dribbling part. For a second. But then there's a
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: cut to her legs and some woman's doing like through
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: the legs stuff. And then some woman hits a trampoline
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: and does like a major dunk. That's not Aloma.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: It could be.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: And then she lands and she goes, y'all got hockey. Yeah.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: You know, I'm going to be honest with you.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: There aren't a lot of black people who play hockey
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: in the NHL right now.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: It's growing, but- Are there more than two?
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely more than two. There's more than a handful.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: There's more than 10.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Joel's on it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: My brother played hockey. We grew up in Hell's Kitchen,
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: New York, and that's a big hockey part of Manhattan.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Would he play street hockey, like on rollerblades?
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: He would play on rollerblades and he would play ice hockey.
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: Shout out to all the cats from 52nd Street. You know,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: the cats that live in 747, Clinton, that whole area.
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: These cats all played hockey. A lot of them were white,
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: but there were a lot of black kids that played
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: hockey too because of our neighborhood.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: You know, rollerblades would have been a really horrible stock
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: to be involved with because they've just completely disappeared from
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: the world.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: They're making a comeback.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: They did?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: They're currently making a comeback. You see a lot of
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: the IG roller girls and a lot of, it's a
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: lot of like girls at skate parks pulling mad cool
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: stunts or looking fly as hell.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was about to say, I think skateboarding really
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: took a, you know, skateboarding was popular and then it
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: died down and now it's made such a huge comeback.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Like, Skateboarding is so huge now.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not rollerblading, dude. Remember, rollerblades were everywhere.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Everyone had rollerblades.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Now you can't find anybody.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: I think when people took a break from skateboarding, they
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: got into rollerblades. And then that kind of went away
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: also because it was like, all right, I don't know, man.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: I feel like you could be in such good shape
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: if you're a good rollerblader.
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: And maybe they were getting hit by cars or something
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: like that. I don't know what it is.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: That's not it. That's not it.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at it like this. I grew up in
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: a city in Manhattan, right? And everybody in the early
• 34:17
  Speaker 4: 90s was rollerblading.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Everybody.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: They made a movie about it. A dude I went
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: to high school with was the star of the movie.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Seth Green and Jack Black, they.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Were in the movie.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: What's the movie called? Rollerblade the movie?
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Maybe. Some shit like that. Roller buddies. Some shit like that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Blades. Right.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Something.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: You're not talking about Brink, are you?
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: It's Jack Black and Brink?
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Well, no, but it's like the most famous rollerblading movie.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: The major TV Disney movie.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: It's the one at the end. Airborne, that's what it is.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Airborne.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the one at the end of the movie
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: they go down a hill as a rollerblade race or some.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Shit like that. Rollerblades became so popular they made a
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: rollerblading movie.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: I went to high school with the star of that movie, dude.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: And he would rollerblade all around from school.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Like, when the.
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: Movie came out, I was like, it's only perfect that
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: Shane's in this movie. Because this dude used to rollerblade
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: all the time when we were in school.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: That's all he did. You know what I mean?
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Anyway, my point is, it got really hot. And then
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, I think skateboarding made a comeback, man. Like,
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Tony Hawk and the Jackass guys and all that shit.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I think that became way more popular again. And rollerblading
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: had to take a backseat.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I just am surprised that they're completely gone. Like
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: if you walk down the street, you just will not
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: see anyone. And it was so, and I went, when
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I went to Northwestern, it was, there were so many
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: on the campus, so many people doing it.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: And they probably all had great legs too. Like their
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: calves were probably like, wow.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: And now you'd do a double take. Now you would
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: do a double take if you saw someone, you know? Yeah.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: I just think it's bizarre when something comes that popular.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: And then for no reason, it's not like it became
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: like no longer a good mode of transportation anymore. no
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: longer good exercise. It just disappeared entirely.
• 36:03
  Speaker 4: But here's the thing about the hockey thing. Some of
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: the best hockey players obviously have always been white, right?
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Some of the best basketball players in the history of
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: basketball were white also.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: So to say y'all have hockey is kind of bullshit
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: because the NBA, regardless of how you may look at it,
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: like for an African-American male to get out of the hood,
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: you got to And.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: If it's not through education, it's through sports.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: And so football and basketball, yes, are a very good
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: way to make it.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: But there's a bunch of people that don't make it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: White dudes play basketball, too.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: One of the best basketball players in the league right
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: now is Luka Doncic. And he's not even from America.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? And he's white.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: I can't say that about hockey. I can't say, oh,
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: one of the top five hockey players in the league
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: is black. You can't say that shit because it's not true.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I can tell you from my own personal knowledge,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: not reading Joel's message, that 3% of NHL is non-white
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: and there are 26 black players in the NHL. I
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have thought it was that high. So you were right, Donald.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: It's increasing at least.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: Let's move on.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about how Sarah is unable to talk
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: about her poos in front of her boyfriend, Nurse Flowers.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: She says that she calls it a twosie in front
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: of him. And in front of patients, when I admonish
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: her for being a doctor, she says that she says dookie. Right.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: How long did it take before your girlfriend was willing
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: to dookie?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: In the same house. I mean, in the same area.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I don't like to not just, just, just not talk
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: about it. You know, I don't, I mean, it's a
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: don't ask, don't tell situation. It's implied sometimes. It's like,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go have some private time.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Now I know you're married. So you're like, she's like
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: brushing her teeth and you're taking a dump.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm brushing my teeth and she's taking a dump.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Do you remember that in that scrubs episode that actually
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: is funny? And I think this was my joke. is
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: that you and Judy are in the bathtub taking a
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: romantic bath. And then the camera pulls back to reveal
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: that I'm on the toilet pooing. And I'm like, sorry
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: about the twosie, guys. And I spray the spray.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: I have no recollection of that, but that's hilarious.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: The joke was somehow that we have to all live
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: together and you guys are getting over it. And the
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: music shows candles lit and shit. And then the camera
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: dollies back to reveal me in the foreground just flushing, going,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: sorry about the twosie, guys.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: That is hilarious, dude. Let's talk about how Elliot is
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: on top of the world. This is the first time
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: we've ever seen her character.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: So happy, man.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: She's feeling happy.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: She's never this happy.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: And she has a moment where she falls back into
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: it where Carla says something about not being sexy and
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Elliot thinks she's talking about herself, talking about her.
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: But it's a refreshing moment. You know what I mean?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: It's really good to see Elliot having sex having a
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: good time in life. Her patients love her. She's happily
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: in her life.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Relationship.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: The one thing that she has a problem with is
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: taking a crap and pissing when he's around.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: She can't pee in front of him? I thought it
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: was just pooping.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Well, she makes him turn up the music when she's
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: going pee because she doesn't want him to hear the
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: urine splashing in the toilet.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I understand that. I understand that too. I do worry
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: when everyone's around if my poo can be heard. So
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: I'll go on my phone and play some Taylor Swift
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: or something just to blast it out so no one
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: can hear any action in the toilet.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I don't mind a healthy stream. I'm going to be
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: honest with you.
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: If I'm going pee and it's a healthy stream, I
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: want everybody to hear it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about stream.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about plops.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about kerplumps. Like, Dan, put a kerplump sound
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: effect here. I'm talking about that.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Please, Dan, no. Please, Dan, no.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: No, just a kerplump.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: No. Fuck you, Zach. No way, dude. No. Why not?
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: That's gross, man.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Turn your key.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: No, I will not turn my.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about a fart noise. I'm talking about
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the kerplump into the water.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: That is disgusting. Let's move on.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: All right. I'm sorry, fans. You'll just have to imagine
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: your own kerplump sound effect, I guess.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Gross.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite expression for pooping?
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Taking a shit.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Mine's growing a tail.
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: So unfortunate. I don't like that at all. Oh, wow.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You're welcome, America. I've never heard that one either. Wow.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: That is so fucking gross.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That was worth the price of admission.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Now, Sarah does a very sexy dance. Sorry to spin
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: things 180 degrees. A transition. Yeah, what a transition. That's
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: how you know I'm a professional broadcaster, Joelle.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: From growing a tail to a sexy dance, Zach Braff's
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: transitions rock.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: So this man has narcolepsy, and it's triggered by being
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: turned on, which I have to believe must be a
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: real thing. And Sarah wants to prove that she can
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: turn him on. And she goes in there and she's
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: really flirting with him. And then she goes all out
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: and bends over and sticks her tush in his face.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: That was something that we used to play, though. We
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: used to do that on set. Oops, I dropped something.
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: And Sarah obviously was the queen of oops, I dropped something.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: And this was oops, I dropped something in the show.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Yes. I think it's safe to say that Sarah is
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: skilled at playing oops, I dropped something.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Oops, I Dropped Something is one of my favorite games
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: ever that we've ever come up with while making the show.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Because dudes could do it too.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: I would do Oops, I Dropped Something also.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Oops, I Dropped Something.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: With my ass? Are you kidding me? Oops, I Dropped
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Something is amazing.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: People got to get out of the way when you Oops,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I Dropped Something. Because they're like, look out. When Donald
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: plays Oops, I Dropped Something, you hear beep, beep.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a freaking.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Because that shit's coming in the air.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: It's like a Mack truck backing up.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Oops, I dropped something. People have to get out of
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: the way.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Speaking of Cardi B and Oops, I Dropped Something, that
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: WAP video is amazing.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Again, you're bringing up the WAP video.
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of Oops, I Dropped Something in that video, dude.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I only watched it once. I didn't want to get
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: caught watching it multiple times.
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: I can't get in trouble for watching a fucking video, dude.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Get out of here, dude. I'm married. Look, if you're
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: married and you're in a relationship.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Anybody out there, everyone out there, and I want to
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: take a poll on this.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: Is it wrong to watch.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: A music video of a bunch of women dancing provocatively
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: if you're married?
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Is that wrong?
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I think not once, and I think the second time
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you can go, baby, how crazy is this? But I
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: think if she comes in the room and you're like,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: and she sees that you're on your 20th time, some
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: women might be like, bro, chill with the fucking WAP video.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: But it's not like any of these dudes can get
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: with Cardi B or Meg Thee Stallion.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Hold up.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: It's not like Meg Thee Stallion and Cardi B are
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: giving back. You know what I mean?
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: If I'm looking at Cardi B and Meg Thee Stallion
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: and the other fine young ladies in this music video,
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: it's not like they're looking at me saying, oh yeah,
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: I want me some Donald Faison.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: And my wife knows that shit. I told you guys this.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: My wife tells me all the time, motherfucker, they.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Don't want you. They don't want you.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Even when I'm looking my best. Even when I've worked
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: out for six months straight and the abs are on fleek.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: My wife's like, they don't want you.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's just trying to get in your head. By
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the way, I have to say.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: No, it's true though. They don't want me. They don't
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: want me. I'm married.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: If I was Cardi B, I would put my WAP
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: all over you.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my goodness gracious.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: You would be.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: Covered in WAP. It would be raining WAP.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I need to take
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: a shower now.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Let's go to break.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I do declare.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I do, right. Then I do declare.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: You know when a newborn calf comes out and it's
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: all wet and the mom has to lick it up?
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: That's what you'd look like.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: That's that whop. That's that whop.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: That's what you'd look like after I was done with you.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: And we are back with James Pogres.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: How do you say your last name, dude?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Pogres.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: With James Pogres. We are back with James Pogres.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You kind of mess up the Oprah intro if you
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: have to. Oprah never paused and said, how do you
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: say your last name? And he's like, it's Cruz.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: It's Cruz. Tom Cruz. Well, I mean, James Pogres. Pogris
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: is not Tom Cruise.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yet, James. James, yet.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: You will be one day, we believe. What's that on
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: your shirt, dude? That's a dope shirt. What is that?
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: It says Pink Freud. It's Sigmund Freud.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: That's dope. Nice.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: And I see you have something related to my face
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: on behind you. What's that about?
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: It's your Dr. Acula photo.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, nice. I'm glad it's not like... To-do list, kill. James,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: where are you calling from, sir?
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Cleveland, Ohio.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Well, welcome to the show.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite cities, Cleveland, Ohio.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: I love the food, Cleveland, Ohio. Donald's going to ask
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: you about restaurants. He's going to ask you about restaurants.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to ask about restaurants. We've already had
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: conversations about the restaurants.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: But dude, have you been to Slimans?
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: You've never been to Slimans? And you're from Cleveland?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe you're saying it wrong, Donald. Maybe it's something else.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Did we lose James?
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Jaime, are you still there? Uh-oh.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: By the way, while he works out his tech problems,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: we skip something that's very crucial in this episode when
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: I say thanks a latte to Jay Moore.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: Thanks a latte.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: Thanks a latte.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: And then you didn't get the joke.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: My character didn't get the joke. And also, we spoke
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: about how poorly some people hold coffee cups when they're
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: supposed to be full in television shows. And I want
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: to apologize. This was horrible. I'm holding it with two fingers,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: and it looks like there's nothing in there at all.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: So I apologize to the fans for horrible coffee acting.
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: James, are you back?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: I'm back.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: Right on.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, good. We got you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: So you're in Cleveland, and you haven't had slimings?
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Well, you were saying Simon's before.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: No, I said slime with an L.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear the L. I thought you were saying Simon's.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Have you had Simon's before?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: I haven't gone there. My wife has gone there and
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: brought me food from there.
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: That's the biggest sandwich I've ever had in my life.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: It's so delicious.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: You're kind of like Homer Simpson, Donald. You dream of
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: old sandwiches you had.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: Not only do I dream of old sandwiches I have,
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: I love donuts. Speaking of donuts, everybody keeps asking me
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: about the donut machine.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you returned the machine?
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: I returned it.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: I returned the donut machine because that shit was way
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: too big and that would have taken a lot of oil, one,
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: to freaking make these donuts. So I apologize to everybody
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: who had dreams of me doing Donnie's donuts and stuff
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: One guy even made you like a branding situation.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: I could not do it. I'm sorry. I apologize to everyone. James,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I am sorry. I apologize.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Could you have put your new hobby of fried chicken,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: could you have put that in the donut machine? Maybe
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: that would have helped you make all the chicken you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: want to make.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: When I look back at it now, that probably would
• 48:44
  Speaker 4: have been a great idea.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: But I don't know how long.
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: It's like the Krispy Kreme conveyor belt. So it goes
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: through and it's all timed out perfectly.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: So no... I probably could have, but I don't know
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: how cooked the chicken would have been.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Be honest.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: It's not about the donut machine. It's not about the
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: donut machine. Watch out.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Have you gone on the internet and looked up how
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: much a commercial deep fryer is yet? Be honest.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be honest with you because that chicken
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: was so good. Yes, I have.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: I knew it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: I knew you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Not only that, not only that, but Ooni.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: Reached out to me.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Shut up. Yeah, they did after they saw the pizza
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: that I posted. And we're in conversation right now. So
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: shout out to Ooni Pizza Ovens. We're going to talk
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: about you guys for a hot second because yes, absolutely.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: I want the pro.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, I'm going to shout out Ooni myself.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: And they are not sponsored by us. We get no kickback.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: But we can both tell you that this is a
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: really cool thing. By the way, you can't get one
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: right now because they're so back ordered. But you could
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: probably get one by Christmas. It's a great present. They're
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: not that crazy expensive for what it is. I think
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: they might be like $ 300, $ 400. But it's an outdoor
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: pizza oven. It either connects to a propane tank or
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you can do it with wood and charcoal if you want.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: But this is like, this is like made me and
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Flo's summer. I mean, she just started getting so into it.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And then we got all our friends into it and
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: we like Donald's now obsessed. So, uh, Definitely, it's a
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: great Christmas present if you can get in now before
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: they're all sold out.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I imagine it'll be impossible to get one for Christmas,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: but if you can get.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: One, do what you got to do. Well, then, good
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: friends at Uni, we're not going to keep giving you
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: free promotion unless you step up production. I think they're
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: made in Sweden or Switzerland or something.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but it was delicious. Look, man, it's
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: one of the best home cooking products that I have.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: But we're not talking about all of that stuff right now.
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: We're here with James.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, James. James, if the good people at Ooni really
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: would step it up, we could be doing shit like,
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: and James, for being a great caller, we're sending you
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: an Ooni pizza oven for your backyard.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: I'm just happy to be on the podcast with you guys.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I did not think this was going to happen for me.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: You didn't think it was going to happen?
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: You didn't secret the shit?
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: You don't got a whiteboard?
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Jamie has written in every.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Single day for, I want to say, like three months.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: You've been persistent.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: I started July 1st is when I caught up to
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: the most current podcast. And that's when I started. And
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: it was just one email for the first two days.
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: And then it turned into two emails a day. And
• 51:21
  Speaker 5: then it just kind of got out of control. I
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: went back and counted. It's total. It's 166 emails since
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: July 1st.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 51:28
  Speaker 4: What was the bad guy's name in romancing the stone
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: that was chasing after Joan Wilder and Michael Douglas, his character.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: I'm looking it up.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: I crack up every time because the he was so
• 51:42
  Speaker 4: persistent right and even the even the dude who has
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: the mule the drug dealer who has the mule and
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: is driving the uh the mule jefe the car it's
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: like a bronco or some shit like that and he
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: looks back he goes wow this guy is very persistent
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: that's you jamie that's.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: You i even um i i I tweeted all three
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: of you a video where I do a J.D.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: Thinking in his head thing about me never getting on
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: the podcast.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what?
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: Listen, to all our listeners out there who have aspirations
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: of dreams and dreams of being on Fake Doctors, Real Friends.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Take Jamie's— Oh, poor Joel.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Take Jamie's advice.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Go hard.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Go hard at Joelle, and she might let something slip through.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: You know, the real lesson is however hard you thought
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: you were going at something, somebody else was going harder, Donald.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: There it is. There it is. There it is.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: That person is James.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, grass!
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, James, that is quite an intro. What is your question?
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: You've been very persistent. I hope that you have one
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: after all this time.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I actually, I wanted to try and get the Turk
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: to my JD on here. His name is Ben, but
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: he's at work. He couldn't show up. So I have
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: a question from me and one from him. But I
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: wanted to ask if you guys could do a quick
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: shout out to my brother-in-law, Mike, and my best friend, Ben.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Because they would have also loved to have been on here.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: Mike, Ben, Ben.
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Jamie wanted us to shout you out, so we're going
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: to do it.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know your last name.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: So any Mike and Ben out there can take this
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: as a shout out, obviously.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: This is to all the Mikes and Bens out there. Listen,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: if your name is Mike or Ben, I love you.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I love you more.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: No, wait, wait. Zach, I love them more.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Whoa.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Okay. So this could be your own personal ringtone. Mike, Ben,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: I love you more.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: All right, now go ahead, James. Can I ask us
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: a question?
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: The one that I had was every time I watched
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: the point where J.D.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Finally admits that he put the quarter in the door,
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: at the end of that exchange, I feel like that
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: there was at the beginnings of a friendship between him
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: and the janitor rather than them still being enemies. And
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: I wondered if Neil Flynn was up to it, if
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: you guys would actually record just sometime after that point,
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: JD and the janitor just getting along and getting into
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: trouble together. Because I feel like rather than trying to
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: get JD in trouble, the janitor would still do his
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: crazy stuff, but now he would invite him along for it.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: After season eight, Neil got another show and went on
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: to do a television, a very big popular television show
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: called The Middle. And there was a moment in season nine,
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: the first episode, Where he came back for one episode
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: to end the whole J.D. janitor thing where he's like,
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: he comes to work and he's like, so where's J.D.?
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, he's gone. He doesn't work here anymore.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: And the janitor's like, well, you know what? then I'm
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: not working here anymore.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: That's pretty much the joke. And he leaves.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: And so there was closure. I like to think that
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: that would have happened too. I think the janitor and
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: JD do become friends.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I have something for you, James, that's going to help
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: you out with your fantasy. And that is that when
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I was promoting Alex Inc., one of the most popular
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: shows to ever go, only 10 episodes ever, Neil was
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: kind enough.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Did you guys get 10?
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we did 10.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: 10 magical episodes.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: One of the most popular shows ever to get 10.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it is. If you look at the
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Guinness Book of World Records, it's the show that only
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: went 10 episodes that was the most popular in the
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: most amount of people's hearts.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Those people didn't necessarily watch the show, but they were
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: rooting for it in their hearts.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: Well, you know what the most popular show to ever
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: get 12 episodes was, right?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: That thing he did in Jersey.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Emergence.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Emergence was one of those shows that, I'm going to
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: tell you something right now, ABC knew they had gold.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: It's just the people didn't.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: A lot of shows get canceled that are good. I'm
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: not saying, I'm joking about Alex Inc. I don't think
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: that it was fully working, but there's plenty of shows
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: I like, and I'm sure lots of listeners that are like,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: why did you cancel that? I mean, and I'm not
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: saying scrubs because we did nine years, depending on what
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: you believe. But I'm talking about shows that go like
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: two or three seasons and they're done. But I wanted
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: to say that when I was promoting the show, James,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Neil was kind enough to do some promotional stuff for
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: me because we knew the fans would love it. And
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: we did one of those things where we tell dad
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: jokes to each other and we try and make each
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: other laugh. So it's on YouTube. You can go check
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: it out. It's like Neil and I sitting across from
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: each other. obviously not in character as JD and the janitor.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: And we're trading dad jokes. And the idea is like,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: they're so bad. Sometimes you just have to laugh because
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: you're so stupid. And we're trying, like you're trying not
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: to laugh at the dad joke.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: I've seen a bunch of those. I don't know how
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: I missed the one with you.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Well, you go check it out. If you, yeah, if
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: you go look up that he was nice enough to
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: do that with me. So that's sort of like the
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: one example I can think of right now of like,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Me and Neil being friends in real life. I really
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: like Neil a lot. He's such a wonderful, funny man.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Just our paths don't cross a ton in IRL, as
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: the kids say.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: I also wanted to tell you about a year and
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: a half ago, I was going to the doctor's office.
• 57:36
  Speaker 5: I had to go into the hospital to get some papers.
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: And on my way in, there happened to be a
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: janitor working there. And he was pulling rocks out of
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: the track for the door because it had gotten stuck.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: And I just, I couldn't help myself. At first, I
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: went inside and I said, if he's still going to
• 57:55
  Speaker 5: come out, I'm going to do it. He was still there.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: And so I went ahead and said, maybe somebody put
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: a penny in there. And I don't know that he
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: got the reference, but he did look at me like
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: he wanted to kill me. And I felt like that
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: was still the perfect response because it was just like
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: the hand that hurt.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I'm so bummed that that guy didn't know the door joke.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: How could you be a janitor at a hospital fixing
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: the track of an electric door and not know that joke?
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just feel like that should come with
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: the job.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: I did it because when I was in college, my
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: teacher stopped class early and said someone had to go
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: to a coronation. And in my head, I thought I
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: should stand up and sing the song from Frozen where
• 58:34
  Speaker 5: she gets the.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: She gets up and says, it's Coronation Day. And I
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: didn't do it.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: And my wife has never forgiven me for not taking
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: that opportunity because I'll never get it again.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: So now every time I get a chance.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: That would have been amazing.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Every time I get a chance to reference a show,
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: whether or.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Not I do it. Who would know me on 2,000 plates?
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: But I failed.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 58:54
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: James, do you have another question for us?
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my best friend Ben asked why Dr. Acula wasn't
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: more fleshed out because he thought it was really awesome
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: and he would have loved to see more episodes centered
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: around that, because Dr. Cox actually kind of liked it,
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: and the janitor knew about it and stuff.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: You know, it really is a fan favorite, James. It's
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: something that Donald and I get asked all the time.
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: When are you guys going to make Dr. Acula? I
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: one day... I don't know if I had had jazz
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: lettuce or what, but I wrote like an elaborate paragraph
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: to Bill Lawrence about like a funny take on what
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: a Scrubs movie would be. And it included a section
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: on incorporating Donald and I making Dr. Dracula. I can
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: tell you that... People really loved it. So if we
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: ever do a Scrubs movie or thing, I think we
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: have to find a way that it's a part of it. Right, Donald?
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: I truly believe that the Scrubs movie should just be Dr. Acula,
• 59:52
  Speaker 4: where it has all of the characters from Scrubs portraying
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: characters in Dr.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Acula. Obviously, I think that would be amazing. The question is,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: who's Dr. Acula? Is it going to be JD or
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: is it going to be Turk?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Speaking of retro shows... James, Zach, Joel, Danil. Have you
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: guys watched Cobra Kai?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: No, that's the Karate Kid show. Danil, I'm surprised that you.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Danil, you haven't watched Cobra Kai?
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: Danil, you seem like a retro kind of fella. Oh,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: thank you. I was too busy playing video games.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: I did watch Dave, though.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Did you like Dave? I loved Dave. Dave is so good,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: If you get a chance and you want to feel nostalgia...
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: Cobra Kai is so much fun. It's just as fun
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: as the Karate Kid, the original Karate Kid. If you
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: get a chance, all of the stars are in.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: It, too.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: Please check out Cobra Kai. They're teasing that she might
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: show up for season three.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Not only did she go to my high school, but
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: she was one of my early crushes.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: My wife looks like Elizabeth Shue, dude. She was everybody's crush.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Well, then I had a crush on Casey Cobb when
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I was a child.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Do you know who else was my crush when I
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: was a kid? Do you know who else was my crush?
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Whatchamacallit's sister. The one that's married to Ryan Reynolds.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Blake Lively. Her older sister. What, she's an actress?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: Yes. When I was a kid, that was one of
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: my biggest crushes.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: We're going to need her name because I don't know
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: that I know her work.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: Is it Inez or Betty? The redhead. Oh, boy. Hold on.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Well, now she's got to go look for what she
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: looked like when she was young. Come on, Donald. You're
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: making Joelle do all the work.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know her name. All I knew her was...
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: What show was she on?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: How did you know her?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: She was, like, in a bunch of things. She was always, like,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: the guest star on things. Never really the star of it,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: but she was my... Oh, my God. Like, I would
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: have dreams about her.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Ryan Reynolds, we're trying to get Ryan Reynolds
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: to come on for the finale. I know people have
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: asked for it. Donald and I love him, but we're
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: not day-to-day friends with him. So if anyone's listening and
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: knows Ryan Reynolds, tell him to come on the podcast.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: I have a really embarrassing Ryan Reynolds story, too.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, God. Maybe he's not going to come on because
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: you did something embarrassing because you're bad with celebrities.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Dude, I'm so bad with celebrities. Oh, no.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: What did you do to Ryan Reynolds?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: Do you want to hear this story, James?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course James wants to hear it.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: So one night, Zach takes me out to this swanky
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Hollywood party, right? It was Jeffrey Katzenberg's party, as a
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: matter of fact. And I remember we get there, and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: George Clooney makes a joke to Zach.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: He goes.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: I don't bring Noah Wiley to these parties. Why are
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: you bringing Donald Faison?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: That's a good joke.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: And I was like... And I remember thinking.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: You're like, I'm no Noah Wiley, sir.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: No, I love Noah Wiley. Noah Wiley is a very
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: good actor. But I remember thinking, that was kind of rude. Anyway,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: we're in a party and I managed to.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: By the way, Noah Wiley is a great actor. I
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: didn't mean to... I was just doing a joke. I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: think he's a fantastic actor.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: I remember getting so fucking drunk at this party. Oh, boy.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: I felt like somebody might have even slipped me something.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: So that's my excuse.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right. You fucking slipped yourself something.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: So that's my excuse.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: I think somebody was trying to get at me and
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: trying to do something with me that night.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: What did you do to Ryan Reynolds? This is crucial
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: if he'll come on the.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: Show or not.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: He's talking to a bunch of people, right? He's talking
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: to like three other people. And I come up to
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 4: him and I'm.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Like, Ryan!
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: And he looks at me. He goes, oh, God, Donald.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: And I go, Ryan!
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Give me a hug.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, no. Oh, no.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: He's like, I don't want to hug Donald. No, I'm
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: not going to give you a hug. I was like, Ryan,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 3: give me a fucking hug.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: He's like, no, I'm not going to hug you. I
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: was like, then I'm going to take it.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: And I grab Ryan Reynolds and I start humping his
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 4: leg like a dog.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. He's not coming on the fucking show.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: He'll never come on the show, dude. He's not going
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: to come on the show.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: You did the thing that dogs do to people.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: I started hopping on his leg and then I pushed
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: him away and I was.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: Like, I'm through. And I walk away.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. Why didn't you tell me this?
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: And then he looks at the people that he's talking to, like,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: you know, sorry. Oh God.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: And then I realized in my drunken stupor at that moment,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh shit. I just made an ass out
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: of myself. And I walked away and stuff like that.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: You really got to pace yourself when you're at parties, Donald.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 4: I can't help it. I get excited when I see
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: people who I admire. Ryan, you're one of them. And
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: also because I've known you for a really long time.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, Ryan, I don't know that you're listening
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: or maybe you're Ryan's best friend from high school and
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you love the podcast. Tell him that Donald is sorry
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: for drunkenly humping his leg at a party.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: I'm so apologizing. I apologize.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: And the fans would love it if you'd come on
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: for the season finale of season two, which is coming
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: upon us another season soon, Joel.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: James, do you want to say something to get Ryan
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: on here, James?
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, James, is there anything you could say? I imagine
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: you're a Ryan fan. Anything you have that could maybe
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: lure him back into the fold?
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: I was surprised when I caught him doing, I can't
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: remember the name of the game, but it's similar to
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: Candy Crush.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: That's an app.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: Just a simple game you can play. You don't have
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: to pay for it to play it. And I thought,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: what's he doing? doing little app commercials like this i
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: feel like if he can do that then uh why
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: he could do the podcast because that's way below what
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: you guys are it's just a little it's it's like
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 5: a candy crush yeah.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: But yeah but he probably paid him so much money see.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: They're probably paying him silly money we we can't pay
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: him silly money we can just pay him with love.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: But you don't know if you're silly james i don't
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: like james i don't know maybe that would work.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 4: Out james i don't know if you know this but
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: Ryan Reynolds just made a crap ton of money selling booze.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Yes, he made a lot of money selling booze. But
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, we can promise you, Ryan, a
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: signed Turk Funko Pop.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and if you are nostalgic and want to go
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: back and remember that moment when I humped your leg,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: you could use the Turk Funko Pop as me.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Or we could buy a Deadpool Funko Pop and then
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: take the Turk Funko Pop and make it hump it.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Just saying.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 5: I'll dedicate to watching every single one of his movies
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 5: from this point forward.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, there you go. There you go, Ryan.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I think that's pretty good. There it is. Ryan, thunderous applause, Dan.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Thunderous applause.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: There it is. James is going to watch every one
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: of your movies, even Green Lantern.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Ryan, James has promised to watch every movie you've ever done.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: And if you come on the podcast. And Donald is
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: sorry for the leg situation.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry for humping your leg.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: You didn't finish. You didn't finish, did you, Donald?
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: No, I did. Well, I did say after, I'm finished
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: with you and pushed him away.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. Oh, this is not going well. I wish
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: you would have told me the story because I've been
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: trying through back channels, through agents and publicists to no avail.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: And for all I know, he's going, Donald Faison, the
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: guy who tried to bump my knee at a party? No.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. So embarrassed.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, James, we're going to segue with this
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: theme song that Daniel's going to play to a new
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: segment called Fix Your Life. And I hope you have
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: something where Donald and I can fix your life because
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: we're very good at this. It's America's favorite segment on
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: any podcast ever. I just read that online.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: James, it's time to fix your life.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: All right, James, what do you got for us?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: Um, I was trying to think of it last night
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: because I forgot all about it until I was in
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: bed and unable to sleep because I got the email
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: and was freaking out. But I guess I'll bring up
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: the fact that my three-year-old son has decided that pooping
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: is just not for him anymore.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: And so he's just not going to do it.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: And so it's literally every three days we have to
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: have him on like a laxative regimen. And then the
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: doctors have told us to give him these little baby enemas, which.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Is a very uh, horrible, uh, experience for, for everyone involved.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: And I wondered if you guys had any, uh, advice
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: that you could give on a better way to try
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: and encourage him.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: I will say this, uh, you know, as a father
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: who has experienced moments like this, where a child has decided,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: you know what? I don't want to poo anymore. Uh,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: you gotta make it exciting. OK, and figure out a
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: way to make going to the bathroom not a chore,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: but something fun. Like when I was a kid, I
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: hated to brush my teeth. And my parents figured out
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: a way to make it so that I would want
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: to brush my teeth. And they got me an electric
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: toothbrush and it was, you know. Darth Vader toothbrush, so
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: now I'm brushing my teeth pretending I'm Darth Vader and
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: stuff like that. My advice to you is to figure
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: out a way to make going to the bathroom a game,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: whether it be, and I'm sure your pediatrician probably told
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: you this, Maybe there's rewards.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: For every time. I used to, I would do anything
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: for stickers when I was a kid.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: Right. Maybe there's a reward for every time you go
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: to the bathroom and poo.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Like you get his favorite.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: But I totally, I totally, I totally understand because kids
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: get crazy like that. And all kidding aside, they do
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: get crazy like that. And there's a moment in time
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: when they're like, I don't want to do this anymore.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: But if you can figure out a way to make
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: it so that it's a game and that it's fun
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 4: and And that it only works when they're in the bathroom.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: The only time you can play the game is when
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: you're in the bathroom and you're sitting on the toilet.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: Maybe things will turn around.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that I loved stickers. And if you...
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: When I was a kid... And I still love stickers,
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: by the way. But when I was a kid, if
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: you got... If you find out whatever his favorite thing
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: to watch is, you can probably get a sticker for
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: that on the interwebs. And just be like... Every time
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: you poop, you get one of these. Oh, and look
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: at this amazing one. I know you want, you don't
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: get it until you poop. And then you, um, and then,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: and you put the stickers on a chart.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Also, if it adds, and it's crazy because nobody wants
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: to ever be like, you know, I have to bribe
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: my kid to go to the bathroom, but if it
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: adds up to something, you know what I mean?
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: Like a certain amount.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 4: Of stickers equals an ice cream trip or a certain
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: amount of stickers equals whatever it is, uh, he likes, uh,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: I think you might find a little bit of success
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: in that.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Take it from me. I've had plenty of children.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: And a few of them have had this dilemma.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: There you go. So you're not alone, James. Donald's many
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: children have refused to poop over the years. And we
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: have a new term for it that I'm not sure
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: you were on the call for.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: It's also very natural. So don't think of it as,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: you know, this is a... you know, this is a
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: problem because eventually you won't have to deal with this anymore.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, and we have a new term for it too, James.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: It's called growing a tail. So you can tell him,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: come on, buddy, time to grow a tail.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: Anyway, James, you're welcome. We just fixed your life.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're welcome. Thunders applause.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I'm going to try those. I didn't even think about them.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: Well, that's why we're here.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Sincerely, in all honesty, that is a real... That is
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: a real thing that you can try.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: Make it a game.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: Make it an experience that is fun because it's stressful
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: to have to poo, especially when you're a child. And
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: he could be afraid of the toilet. He could be
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: afraid of what comes out of the toilet.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm not a doctor in real life.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: I'm a fake doctor.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: I'd like to have it's stressful to poo Donald Faison
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: on a mug.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Well, adults know this too. Any adult knows this. It's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: stressful to poo. If you don't poo.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's stressful to poo. It's nice to poo.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. Dude, if you don't poo in one or two days,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: you're fucking stressed out. Like, why am I not pooing?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: How come I'm not pooing? It's a stressful situation.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: We should probably get off poo because there's probably some
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: people eating a salad right now. James, we got to go,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: but thank you so much. I'm glad you finally broke
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Joelle down and got on the show.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you one more thing before we go?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 5: Because this is the big thing that the, uh, the
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: email that was responded to that got me on here. Um, uh,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: first of all, I owe it to my wife that
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: I even ever watched scrubs. Cause I didn't, uh, I
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: was younger when it came out. So I didn't watch
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: it as it came out and she watched it when
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 5: I was at work. And, um, she showed me the
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: guy love song one day. And so it was me
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: and my best friend. And that's what hooked me onto it.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: And then I, I've been watching it on repeat ever since. Um,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: but my, my, uh, my father passed away in 2017
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: from stomach cancer. Oh, And, um, I, at that point
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: I had seen the series through once and I'd watched
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: it halfway through, but then when his complications got worse,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: I stopped watching TV and I stopped.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Doing anything fun. I just was trying to pay attention
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: to what was going on with him and hope that
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: it was going to get better.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: And it was like, um, around six months after he passed,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: I started watching the show again to try and feel
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: normal again.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 2: I was having a really bad day. Uh, when I
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: got to the last episode, um, I considered.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: The, uh, Zach watching the last, uh, fantasy, the last
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 5: episode and whatever happens after that it's just a weird
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 5: fever dream of some sort but um uh he i
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: was watching that and for some reason um i i
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: was i was really depressed i couldn't get myself to
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: just do what i had to do you know for
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 5: my my family my kids i i just kept thinking
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: about him and i didn't want to to um function
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: like i didn't i didn't even want that feeling and
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: um for some reason as soon as jd said it's
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: never good to live in the past too long it
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: hit me a.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: Started to break me out of it. And then when
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: I listened.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: To the book of love and watch that scene, I
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: just thought like my dad had told me before he
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: passed to live my life and to find a way
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: to be okay with what's.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: Happening and then let him go and all that stuff.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: And that was the moment I was able to do
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: that because it was like, I've always been a dreamer
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: like that, where I would kind of imagine what my
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: life would be. And so watching that scene again, brought.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Me back to that part of me.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: And I was able to, pull myself out of that
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: depression and and i owe it to that show because
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: of that especially that moment really just became so much
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: more powerful and ever since then i've just kept watching
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: it on repeat over and over again just like getting
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: ready for that moment again and it feels better every
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 5: time i i see it um like i love it
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: so much i i dedicated all three of my kids
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: have a song dedicated specifically to them and my son
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: got the book of love as his song as a result.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: I love you guys. You guys are great. I love
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: you too.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: James, we love you for saying that. You gave me
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: full body goosebumps, James.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 5: I'm still waiting to wake up yesterday morning and realize, no,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: this is real.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, this is real, dude.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: But in all seriousness, James, that means a lot to us.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Whenever we do anything, Donald and I, our hope is
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: that whether it's Scrubs, which we're talking about now, or
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: any other project we do, your hope is that you
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: will somehow um, make someone laugh or move someone in
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: some way. We could not have fathomed the, the, um,
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: the difference that, that this show would make in some
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: people's lives. And to hear that right from you, it
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: is very meaningful to us. Please don't think for a
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: second that that doesn't really, really make us feel good. Um, uh, it,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: it gave me full body goosebumps when you said that.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: So thank you from the bottom of our hearts.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. I love you, James. I love you, brother.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: I love you. Stay safe. And, um, And we'll see
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you when we see you.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: Bye, buddy.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Bye. What a sweet guy.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 3: What a sweet guy. Wow. Let's take a break.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after these fine words. Let's segue
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: into something a little more chipper.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Elliot meets the janitor.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Elliot finally meets the janitor. which is thrilling. And he
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: pretends he's a very nice guy.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: He does not want Elliot to know. Now his crush
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: hasn't really developed yet. He develops a bit of a
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: thing for her.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: I think this, this is the beginning of it.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: This is the beginning. Um, and she doesn't call him
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: janitor yet.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: Not yet.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: That's so funny when she calls him janitor. Um, now I,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: on scrubs wiki, they said there's some misinformation about Ms. Pac-Man, um,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: in this game. Um, First of all, someone claims that,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: I think it was Kelso claims he got 41 million points.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: That's not possible. The top score ever on Ms. Pac-Man
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: was 999,990. I believe it was done by an AI
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Microsoft computer.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 4: And then it turns over after that. It goes back
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 4: to zero after that.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: And then also Ms. Pac-Man does not store initials. So
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: you could never have known that it was Dr. K.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: Hmm. Well, it's Pac-Man. It's not Ms. Pac-Man.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: It is Ms. Pac-Man.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, is it?
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rob talks about doing something.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how crazy is it that Todd wants to fuck Ms. Pac-Man?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Todd is turned on by anything and everything, including Ms. Pac-Man. Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: The one thing that doesn't turn Todd on is a
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: married woman, though.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: He says, eat those dots, you naughty girl. Oh, my God.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: That's what Rob says to.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: That's what the Todd says. Rob doesn't say that shit.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Well, Rob probably does too, but that's what the Todd says.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: That is a funny bit, though, when Carla's got her
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: engagement ring finger on, and every time she puts it on,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: he's like, just talking, he goes, he's just, you know,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: doctor business, takes it off, and he starts being totally inappropriate.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Being totally inappropriate, yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: And then he, like, he literally, she has it off,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: and he goes, boobies, and she puts it on, and
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: he goes, charts.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Once again... Rob Macchio. Very funny.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Rob's funny in this. There's a moment at 1415
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: when the elevator, Kelso's banging on the elevator door in
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: a flashback, and when it opens, that's a lot of
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: our crew. John Inwood, our cinematographer, is in there. Andy,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: our gaffer, Sean, our key grip, Paul Padrera, our first AD,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: and Bobby Forrester, our dolly grip. I don't know if
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: no one called for background performers that day, but our
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: crew filled the elevator.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: That's awesome.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: This wasn't my first time on a golf course, but
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: this was my first time hitting a golf ball and
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 4: doing what I wanted it to do in real life.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: And this isn't where I got bit by the bug,
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: but I remember thinking when you and I and Josh
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: went to play golf that one time at Bill's birthday
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 4: party in the snow, which was freaking amazing. I remember thinking, oh,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: I know how to hit a golf ball because I
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: did it once. And this was the episode that I
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: did it. And I remember when watching this thinking, wow,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: that's really cool. Second, why did security want to kick
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: me off of the golf course? Like, why am I
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 4: all of a sudden a riffraff? Why did the black
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 4: security guard come up to the other black person and
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: be like, hold up now. You're not supposed to be here.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: The black security guy rolls up to the only black
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: guy on the course and is like, are you supposed
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: to be here? And then Kelso to fuck with you
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: is like, no. And then he tackles you.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: And then he tackles me. Him and his other cohort
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: tackle me.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Where was that course? Was that Whitsitt?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: That was not Whitsitt. I don't know what course that was.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: That would be great if Scrubs Wiki knew, but you know.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: Scrubs Wiki didn't have that.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: He don't want to do it.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: No, don't diss him. He's a nice guy.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: He doesn't know.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: Judy is sexy as fuck in this episode when she's
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: standing over a dude and.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 3: Is trying to put the- Very sexual. Yeah, trying to put.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: The energy out there for him to pass out.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: So he'll pass out.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: So his narcolepsy will kick in. She's very sexy in
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 4: that moment. And the fact that he's like, you remind
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: me of my sister.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Is hilarious. And then her thing is, I'm not
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: your sister. And then he passes out.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: And then he passes out.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: And then she uses Turk's- She uses Turk's catchphrase. Now
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm talking about.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was funny. And then at the end, it
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: ends with the janitor claiming that the boy next to
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: him is his son. And that I've embarrassed him in
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: front of his son. We quickly learn that that's not
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: his son. It's a random child standing in the hallway.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: But so begins the janitor pretending to be a nice
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: person in front of Elliot. The lie that he's a
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: nice man.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Just so he could maybe one day in hopes marry her.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: That would have been a better ending to me. She
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: should have ended up with the janitor.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: That would be hilarious.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 4: That would have been, oh my God. First of all,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: all the fans of the show would be like, what
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 4: the fuck?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: What the fuck?
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Well, fans want two things. They want to be surprised,
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: but they also want what they want.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: That's always the thing with the, With the will they
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: or won't they thing. People are like, don't do that.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: Everyone does that. And then they're like, why didn't you
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: do that? Right.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: I'm going to just put it out there. And it's
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: a Star Wars reference. But that's the whole thing that
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: happened with the last three movies. Everybody was like, I'm
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: so sick of the traditional Star Wars. Why are we
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: having the traditional Star Wars? And then Rian Johnson... puts
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 4: out The Last Jedi, and everybody's like, wait a second, man.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: You've gone off course. Why aren't you doing the traditional
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Star Wars? And then J.J.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: Comes back and tries to give everybody a traditional Star
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: Wars type, and everybody's.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Like, oh my God, you ruined it. Why didn't you
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: stick to what it was? Why didn't we stick to
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: what we established? And so just putting it out there.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: It's hard to please everybody, Donald.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: It is impossible to please everyone.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: If you're out there listening, just know something. It's very
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: hard to please everyone.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Dan?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: All right, everybody. I think that's the show. The answer
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: to your trivia about Blake Lively's sister is Robin Lively, Donald.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: That's a woman you had a crush on.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: I had the biggest crush on Robin Lively. Oh, my God.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: Robin, if you're listening, could you ask your brother-in-law to
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: please forgive Donald?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, forgive me.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Come on the podcast. I'm pumping his leg.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 4: If anything, look, your husband, Robin, he and I, we
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: did Clueless, the television show together back in the day.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: I believe he played a foreign exchange student. It would
• 1:22:57
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• 1:23:00
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• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: And we'll plug his gin. Not that he needs our
• 1:23:06
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• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: we'll still plug it.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it on the show.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: Don't say it yet. Don't say it yet. We're not
• 1:23:14
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• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah. He's got to agree.
• 1:23:18
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• 1:23:35
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