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Pirates in Etheros Episode 49 - Teleportation Tomfoolery · Chaotically Balanced

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  SPEAKER_02: All right, enough of that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Let's dive into the adventure.
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  SPEAKER_02: Welcome, fellow adventurers, nerds, and neurodivergent.
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  SPEAKER_02: Sit back, stay hydrated, and prepare yourselves for tonight's adventure.
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  SPEAKER_02: It has been a while between...
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  SPEAKER_02: Snow and sicknesses.
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  We've had to take a bit of a break to make sure everyone was
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  healthy and that our
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  SPEAKER_02: power was staying up.
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  SPEAKER_02: We are back this evening to pick up back where we left off.
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  SPEAKER_02: So where we left off,
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  SPEAKER_02: upon waking up last time,
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  SPEAKER_02: Lala,
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  SPEAKER_02: being the first one awake,
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  had decided to do some early morning snooping before everyone
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  else woke up.
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  SPEAKER_02: She broke into Mr. Belfast's room and found some interesting things.
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  SPEAKER_02: As she moved through the room further,
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  SPEAKER_02: she noticed that Mr.
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  SPEAKER_02: Belfast was not here and there was a piece of parchment on his bed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Upon reading the parchment, she realized it was a ransom note of sorts.
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  SPEAKER_02: She panicked and ran out of the room, screaming for Yenor.
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  She explained that she did nothing wrong and was minding her
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  own business when she
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  SPEAKER_02: came across the note.
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  SPEAKER_02: Lala then woke everyone else up and brought them to the note as they all
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  SPEAKER_02: investigated the rest of the room.
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  SPEAKER_02: They found some other things and began planning their next move,
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  SPEAKER_02: part of which was calling Lady Wren.
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  SPEAKER_02: After some confusion, they were given an option.
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  SPEAKER_02: Teleport to her or attempt to make their way to Keldys.
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  SPEAKER_02: Joakim worked on the teleporting part with some help from his patron,
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  while the rest of second-hand souls gathered themselves and
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  deliberated on their
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  SPEAKER_02: next plan of action.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, this is where we pick up.
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  Lala and Yenor have found everything that they could in Mr.
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  Belfast's room.
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  SPEAKER_02: Deedle and Krakka,
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  SPEAKER_02: as you have been moving crates,
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  you have also been going through the crates but not finding
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  anything of much
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  SPEAKER_02: interest while watching Wakim
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  finish this teleportation circle after some kind of internal
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  monologue that he does sometimes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Are we finding anything?
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  You and Krakka haven't found anything of note in any of those
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  crates that you've moved.
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  SPEAKER_02: Really?
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: The only thing I remember you ended up finding previously was a satchel.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, a coin.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your satchel of...
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  SPEAKER_02: He found a satchel.
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  SPEAKER_02: It had a ring in it.
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  SPEAKER_02: It had some gold in it.
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  SPEAKER_02: It had a ruby in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_02: But that, I believe, was when all of you were in Mr. Belfast's room.
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  SPEAKER_02: That was not... Yeah, that wasn't here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, no, nothing of note in these crates.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's some, like, sale food and crumbs and cobwebs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Meh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Ugh.
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  I'm pretty sure I wanted to go check to make sure our gems
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  weren't magical before we left.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes,
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  you needed Yenor's help with that because Yenor is the owner of
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  the Monocle of
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  SPEAKER_02: Identification.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because they're on their way back, you can act
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  borrow the monocle from her,
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  or she can use the monocle on the objects in question.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's up to you, Kraka.
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  SPEAKER_02: If it's faster for her just to look at them real quick,
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  SPEAKER_01: then I don't have to exactly be the one examining them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  Yenor,
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  as you're returning to this area,
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  Krakka,
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  a little sweaty,
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  runs up to you.
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  Hey,
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  so Deedle found a satchel,
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  and in the satchel there were some coins and a ruby.
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  And when I found this ruby,
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  I remembered that I have all these other gems in my pocket.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I was wondering if maybe,
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  SPEAKER_02: you know,
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  SPEAKER_02: they had some magical traits like all the other stuff we found.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can take a look at it.
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  I dig out all the rest of the gems that I have and then I hand
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  her the gems.
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  SPEAKER_01: Should be five gems.
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  SPEAKER_01: You just roll once.
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  SPEAKER_00: Alright, and is it... Which do I roll again?
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  SPEAKER_02: You can choose Arcana or Investigation.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's a 17.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll take the 17.
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  SPEAKER_02: So... Gems aren't that...
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  SPEAKER_02: These gems aren't that rare.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'd say let me look at your thing since they actually have a thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: I just don't remember where the other gems were found from.
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  SPEAKER_02: I remember I was holding on to the valuables.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's why I have the gold bars as well.
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  Yeah,
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  they were,
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  I believe,
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  part of your loot from the Yana Chakord vault.
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  SPEAKER_02: I think...
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't remember exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know that loot's also split amongst all of you as well.
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  SPEAKER_02: You took as much as you could.
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  SPEAKER_02: With a 17, you very easily determine that, yep, these are gems.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's no enchanted magical property.
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  SPEAKER_02: Gems have some innate magic to them.
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  just residually but there's no enchant they haven't been
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  enchanted with any type of
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  magic okay i'll hand them back to him and let him know regular
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  gems maybe they can
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  SPEAKER_02: be enchanted i don't know either way they're valuable
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  SPEAKER_02: They are valuable.
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  SPEAKER_02: Was the boxes cleared of the teleportation circle, right?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yakeem was just working on completing it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes,
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  SPEAKER_02: Wakim,
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  SPEAKER_02: at the end of our last session,
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  Wakim had just about finished up his glyphs to complete
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  whatever teleportation
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  SPEAKER_02: circle is here.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sorry, one more time?
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  SPEAKER_02: You just finished...
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  the glyphs on this teleportation circle to complete whatever
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  this teleportation circle is.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  That was your request to understand how teleportation works and
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  how to complete
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  SPEAKER_02: this specific circle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do I understand where this teleportation circle will send us?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: You do not.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hmm.
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  SPEAKER_02: With the knowledge you had gained from your negotiation with Zilgunoth,
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  SPEAKER_02: you know that it is very much dependent upon the caster's own ability,
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  SPEAKER_02: especially when you're not familiar with the place that you're going to.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: It is very much just innate ability, a partially random chance.
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  SPEAKER_02: And, you know, the glyphs matter somewhat.
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  SPEAKER_02: If they're done wrong, you could end up in the void somewhere.
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  But I know from my checks before and whatnot,
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  I know that at least I got the glyphs right.
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  yes so for this specific circle you got the glyphs right but in
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  general your
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  general knowledge you know that if the cliffs aren't right
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  there could be problems
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  there's a lot of random chance if you depending on how familiar
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  you are with the
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  place that you're going gotcha the less familiar the higher
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  chance of a random
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  chance there is and there's always that possibility in the back
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  of your mind of if
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  SPEAKER_02: there is someone
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  SPEAKER_02: Watching you, can a teleportation be hijacked?
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  SPEAKER_02: But you don't know if that's part of something that you're thinking of,
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  or if that's just something Zilgunoth placed in your mind to
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  give you a little seed
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  SPEAKER_02: of something to think about.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: I will let everybody know that the teleportation circle is dead.
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  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys,
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  SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
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  SPEAKER_02: Done.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I'm just kind of looking it over as, uh, as I'm finished with it.
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  SPEAKER_02: As you finish the last glyph.
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  SPEAKER_02: you see just a flash of arcane energy go throughout the whole circle.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like all the glyphs just light up real quick and then it goes away.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, that was definitely something.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: If we're using this thing, it's fun.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know where it's going though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, how do we control the destination?
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  SPEAKER_02: So it really works better if you know where you're going.
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  The better you know it,
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  the more likely you'll get there or at least close enough to
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  it.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you don't really know, it's kind of a toss-up.
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  SPEAKER_02: Does anybody know where we need to go?
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  SPEAKER_02: Like know it well?
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  SPEAKER_02: Have you determined where you're going?
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  two options that you were given do we all have to know the
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  location or is only the
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  caster okay but if someone explains it to the caster then that
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  can act as the
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  caster knowing like someone could give a description of the
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  location to wakim and
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  wakim could then imagine that location and that would also work
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  yep as long as it's
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  SPEAKER_01: on this plane of existence
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  SPEAKER_02: Not with, uh, with this one.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, jeez.
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  Okay,
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  yeah,
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  well...
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  You could accidentally traverse yourself to a different plane.
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  So,
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  again,
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  Joaquin just looks at everybody and he's just kind of being as
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  impactful as he can.
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  Whoever knows where we're going the best,
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  I need you to describe it as detailed as possible.
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  SPEAKER_02: so that I can use this thing, any kind of gestures to the circle.
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  Otherwise,
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  I would highly recommend them don't use this thing because it
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  can send us everywhere.
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  SPEAKER_02: Would I have the most?
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  SPEAKER_01: Who would?
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  Were we supposed to contact Ren or someone when we had the
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  circle complete?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, she told you to contact her when you got to where you were going.
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  SPEAKER_02: Again,
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  SPEAKER_02: you're talking about teleporting to somewhere,
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  SPEAKER_02: but you haven't told me which location you're going to.
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  SPEAKER_02: So collectively, you all have to decide.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are you going to Lady Ren and your families and friends?
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  SPEAKER_02: Or are you going...
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  SPEAKER_02: to try and acquire reinforcements from Helldisk.
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  Or some mysterious,
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  off-the-books third option that I haven't planned for.
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  SPEAKER_02: Realistically, could we go to Lady Run, steal one of our friends,
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  SPEAKER_02: As like a buff.
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  SPEAKER_02: And then go to Keldas.
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  SPEAKER_02: To get more reinforcements.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is that friend that you want to steal with your wife?
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  SPEAKER_03: She's very useful to have around.
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  SPEAKER_03: Will we have enough time?
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we could stop in for half an hour, grab Kaida, and then go.
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  SPEAKER_02: So she's going to be a high bye and grab her and go?
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not teleporting directly to Lady Ren.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
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  SPEAKER_02: Her castle?
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  SPEAKER_02: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_02: The city of Tui.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: About, what do we say, 800 miles from her castle?
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  SPEAKER_00: Damn.
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  SPEAKER_02: I can double check that map.
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  SPEAKER_02: And how much of a time crunch are we on?
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  SPEAKER_02: You have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's so helpful.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which city where we wanted it again?
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  SPEAKER_02: Everywhere right now.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is the teleportation circle spell.
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  SPEAKER_02: Kind of.
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  SPEAKER_02: You currently completed...
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  a teleportation circle so you're not casting a spell you're
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  utilizing something
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  that is in front of you okay so it's not exactly the
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  teleportation circle spell but
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  why do you ask because i'm wondering if rather than teleporting
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  to a place can we
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  SPEAKER_02: teleport to a can i teleport to a person
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  SPEAKER_02: There's that mysterious third option that I hadn't planned for.
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  SPEAKER_02: Regardless of what the spell says, I would allow it based on a dice roll.
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  SPEAKER_02: I guess irregardless of what the spell says.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or said person teleported to us?
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  SPEAKER_01: That would be a lot more difficult.
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  SPEAKER_02: said person's teleporting to someone they're familiar with.
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  As Yonor had just suggested,
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  going to get her wife,
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  who also has pretty good arcane prowess.
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  SPEAKER_02: Basically the yin to Wakim's yang,
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  SPEAKER_02: because Wakim is very innately powerful as a spellcaster,
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  SPEAKER_02: but Kaida's very book-powerful as a spellcaster.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's got both smarts, I got three smarts.
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  SPEAKER_02: They kind of complete the whole spellcaster circle when they're together.
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel magic really good.
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  SPEAKER_01: So are we going to get Kaida then?
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  SPEAKER_02: I am... Yenor had asked for a distance update.
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  SPEAKER_02: because I don't remember and she doesn't remember.
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  So your teleportation spot that is closest to Lady Wren is the
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  city of Tui,
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  SPEAKER_02: which is the capital city of the Arleagian tribes.
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  SPEAKER_02: That city is about 385 miles from Lady Wren.
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  It's not to say that that city might not have an airship or
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  some other way of
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  SPEAKER_02: transportation to Lady Wren,
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  SPEAKER_02: but max distance 385 miles.
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  SPEAKER_02: If you teleport to the city of Tui.
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  SPEAKER_02: You could attempt to teleport to the city of Keldus,
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  SPEAKER_02: and that would put you immediately in a place that
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  SPEAKER_02: You were considering going.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't have to travel anymore once you're there.
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  SPEAKER_02: You risk... Being attacked.
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  SPEAKER_02: Getting questioned.
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  SPEAKER_02: They're a law-abiding military.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're wanted on site right now.
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  SPEAKER_02: By the Ashanians and the pirates.
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  You have friends in the Orlegian Council and the Orlegian
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  Tribes who have sent word
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  SPEAKER_02: to the Keldesian Council already.
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  SPEAKER_02: Lady Wren said she was going to...
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  SPEAKER_02: Baron Lantana said he was going to send word to his good friend,
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  SPEAKER_02: General Malachi,
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  SPEAKER_02: so that his soldiers don't arrest you on sight.
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  SPEAKER_02: How long would it have been to get to Lady Wren's place?
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  SPEAKER_02: In the city of Tui, if you're walking...
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  SPEAKER_02: Depending on weather on an icy continent and random encounters,
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  SPEAKER_02: you're probably looking at a week if you go by foot.
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  If you get lucky and have some assistance and order your way
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  onto an airship,
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  SPEAKER_02: that could drop you off.
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  SPEAKER_02: You might get there in a day or two.
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  SPEAKER_02: We do have so much money.
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  SPEAKER_02: like an interesting thing about.
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  SPEAKER_02: To what Krakka and Wakim were talking about.
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  SPEAKER_02: The gold bar can go a long way.
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  You could potentially send a message to Lady Wren through the
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  Sending Stone and
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  SPEAKER_02: have her have Kaida come to you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Kaida has means of transporting herself.
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  possibility then she transport all the way to keldis in a
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  timely manner make a history check
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  SPEAKER_00: Do I have inspirations?
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  SPEAKER_02: You should.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys rolled some nat 20s last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have none.
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  SPEAKER_02: You don't remember anything.
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  SPEAKER_02: I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_03: You have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_02: You have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_02: Damn.
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  SPEAKER_02: Not on a natural one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Damn.
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  SPEAKER_02: You must have burned through all of them trying to do other shit.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you're not sure if she could teleport to Geldis?
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  SPEAKER_02: What do you guys want to do?
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  SPEAKER_01: Kaida.
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  SPEAKER_02: That gives us more options.
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  SPEAKER_02: You want to get Kaida?
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, weren't we talking about going to get her?
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  SPEAKER_02: Or having her come to you.
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  SPEAKER_01: One or the other.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think that with Kaida, that gives us more options to choose from.
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  SPEAKER_00: I agree.
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  Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I think that between...
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  SPEAKER_01: Myself and maybe,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: if I can utilize Yanora's knowledge of Kaida as well,
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  SPEAKER_01: I think we have the best chance of,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: bringing her over directly since,
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  SPEAKER_01: you know,
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  SPEAKER_01: we are rather familiar with her.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't think you can... You can't teleport another creature to you.
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_02: That creature has to teleport to you.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_01: So we can go to her, though?
• 24:24
  Yes,
• 24:25
  you would be able to attempt to go to her,
• 24:27
  or send a message and she could come to you.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: So you don't necessarily have to teleport directly to the Steve Tuohy.
• 24:33
  SPEAKER_02: You could attempt to teleport directly to Kaida.
• 24:36
  You may end up...
• 24:39
  I mean,
• 24:39
  you don't know what she's doing,
• 24:40
  so you don't know where she is.
• 24:41
  You could be teleporting to her while she's in the bathroom,
• 24:44
  for all you know.
• 24:45
  SPEAKER_01: This is true.
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_02: Could Kaida teleport here?
• 24:51
  SPEAKER_02: where we are currently at.
• 24:53
  SPEAKER_01: Does she have that ability?
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_01: Good question.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_02: If she doesn't,
• 24:59
  you know with Lady Wren's contacts it's probably possible to
• 25:03
  get Kyla sent to you.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_01: So then how quickly can we get a message to Kyla?
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_02: You have the Sending Stone for Lady Wren.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want to do that really quickly?
• 25:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I can do that.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_00: Do I still have the stone?
• 25:28
  I just assume whoever has it pulls it out when you start
• 25:30
  talking about the stone,
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_02: and then...
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 25:34
  It's basically a two-way communicator,
• 25:36
  and then it's a long-distance walkie-talkie.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_02: Alright.
• 25:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'll hold it.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna tap on it with my fingernail.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_02: Ren!
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_02: No response.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to tap it to more like really like make knocking sounds on it.
• 26:06
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 26:13
  SPEAKER_02: Hello.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_02: Who is this?
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_02: I swear to God.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: If this is that dumbass.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna drag you through the rock.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_02: No, he's in the latrine.
• 26:28
  SPEAKER_02: Is this another dumbass?
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_02: It depends on who you are.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_02: A friend of Ren.
• 26:37
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: Give her the rock.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_02: She's not here right now.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_02: Where's she at?
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_02: Dealing with an emergency.
• 26:45
  SPEAKER_02: What kind of emergency could she be having?
• 26:48
  SPEAKER_02: You know those guys with the pink masks?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_02: One of them's at our gate.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_02: Why aren't you dealing with it?
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, because I'm a communications officer.
• 26:59
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like you're really weak.
• 27:12
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's why I'm a communications officer.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_02: If he's a communications officer, could he communicate with Kaida?
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good question.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_02: You might know my wife, Lady Kaida.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_02: Is she... She's not a lady.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: She is my lady.
• 27:31
  SPEAKER_02: He wouldn't recognize Lady Kaida.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_02: Kaida Greybreeze.
• 27:35
  SPEAKER_02: That he would recognize.
• 27:36
  SPEAKER_02: There.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: Kaida Greybreeze.
• 27:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, she's also dealing with the giant pink monster out front.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_02: Of course she is.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_02: How quickly can you get a message to her?
• 27:50
  SPEAKER_02: I have a runner right next to me.
• 27:53
  SPEAKER_02: Tell her her wife is requesting aid.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_02: How are we going to get aid?
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_02: We don't even know where you are.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_02: Well,
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_02: I guess Lady Wren probably knows where you are,
• 28:02
  SPEAKER_02: but I don't know where you are,
• 28:03
  SPEAKER_02: so how are we going to get her to you?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: Bring her the sending stuff.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: The sending stuff are supposed to stay in this room.
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want Lady Wren to know that you're not helping us?
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I can send my messenger out there.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_02: And then she has to run back.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_02: And that's a whole lot of footwork.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
• 28:27
  SPEAKER_02: This is time sensitive.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_02: So is the big beast out front.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's why you bring the rock.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: So she's not taken away from it right now.
• 28:42
  SPEAKER_02: In the background, you hear like the faint sounds of combat.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_03: You should probably hurry up.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: You hear an explosion.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_02: You hear some soldiers screaming.
• 28:55
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, it's not safe to go out there right now.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_02: Then what's the point of a runner?
• 29:00
  SPEAKER_02: Give me a second.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 29:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's like someone puts the receiver down, but like, not hung up.
• 29:13
  SPEAKER_02: Also not on hold.
• 29:15
  SPEAKER_02: So you just hear the faint rumbles and screams.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: You hear muffled yelling whispers.
• 29:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yinro's gonna start tapping her foot.
• 29:37
  SPEAKER_02: Ring, ring.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: Ring, ring.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_02: One of our towers just fell.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so you should hurry the fuck up.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_02: I've sent two runners out there.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_00: And you didn't give them the stone.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_02: I can't take the stone from this room.
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 29:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's enchanted into this room.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_00: Did you try?
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know that I believe you.
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_02: You can make an insight check if you want.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, I want him to know that I doubt him.
• 30:10
  SPEAKER_02: He needs to know that I doubt him.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: I doubt his competence.
• 30:15
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's fine.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_02: We had a magical barrier up and it got broken.
• 30:22
  SPEAKER_02: You should go make yourself useful.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know magic.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_00: That seems like a moral failure on your part.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_01: Ouch.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: You had to surround yourself with magic users.
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_02: There's this high-pitched whine that comes through the phone.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_02: Like, interference, like, static.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: For a second.
• 30:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: I think the battle's over now.
• 30:59
  SPEAKER_02: Good for you or bad for you?
• 31:00
  Uh,
• 31:02
  well...
• 31:07
  They were trying to attack when,
• 31:09
  uh,
• 31:10
  the Baroness wasn't here.
• 31:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'm assuming she's arrived?
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, no, they didn't consider the Baron.
• 31:23
  Oh.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_02: So where's my wife?
• 31:26
  SPEAKER_02: This is...
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_02: Taken a while.
• 31:30
  SPEAKER_02: She's probably helping with the cleanup.
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: She doesn't ever sit down.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, she doesn't.
• 31:37
  SPEAKER_02: She hot, though, right?
• 31:41
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's up to you to decide.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_02: She's your wife.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_02: Smart man.
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: Smart man.
• 31:50
  SPEAKER_02: Press the phone down again.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_02: Out of game, you're as bad as the permit office.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_02: No hold music.
• 32:01
  SPEAKER_02: That doesn't make it better.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 32:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_02: It looks like we have some engineers cleaning up.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_02: And, uh, the Baron kind of made a mess of the attacking individuals.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_00: As he does.
• 32:27
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, well...
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_02: Let them explain it to you.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_02: And he hands him the phone.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_03: Ah.
• 32:40
  SPEAKER_02: Investigator Graveries?
• 32:43
  SPEAKER_02: This lady, Wren.
• 32:45
  SPEAKER_00: Hi.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_02: Hi.
• 32:48
  SPEAKER_02: We had a situation.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: I heard.
• 32:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_02: Kinda good?
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_02: She's fine.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_02: My father stepped in.
• 32:57
  SPEAKER_02: Perfect.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_02: He unleashed his draconic powers.
• 33:03
  SPEAKER_02: That seems excessive.
• 33:05
  SPEAKER_02: I heard he brought down a tower.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_02: No, that was one of the guys, the things in armor with pink heads.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_02: Gotta get better.
• 33:16
  SPEAKER_02: They punched through our magical barrier.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_03: They do that.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_02: These ones.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_02: Not these magical barriers.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: They tried before and they couldn't get through.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_02: Something empowered them.
• 33:33
  SPEAKER_00: Probably drugs.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, so we had a thunk.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of that going around.
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_00: I know, we're so smart.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_00: Can you send my darling wife to us?
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_00: You or someone that you know?
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_02: We have the circle here.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of, uh...
• 34:02
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of our guards are injured.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_02: We have a lot of rebuilding to do.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_02: My mother should be back in a couple days though, hopefully.
• 34:18
  I think we got a couple mages left that have the werewolf all
• 34:29
  to get her out there as long as
• 34:33
  SPEAKER_02: She has something directly tied to you.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_02: I swear to God, if she doesn't, we're gonna be fighting words.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_02: I guess that means you're not coming here.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: We'd probably just make more of a mess of things.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_02: You said you had some innocence and injured with you, though.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_02: Are you going to continue traveling with them?
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Caldas is a big city.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure we'll find somewhere safe for them.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_02: I open more questions than answers.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: Our word only goes so far with General Malachi.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_02: I am nothing if not a sweet talker.
• 35:33
  If you think dealing with the bureaucrats that you've run into
• 35:39
  thus far has been a
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_02: problem,
• 35:48
  SPEAKER_02: you haven't met those bureaucrats.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's a great thing you're sending my wife to me.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: Give us an hour.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_02: Question.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_02: How many times can this circle be used?
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_02: A circle can be used as much as it wants to be used.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: It's the caster that's the problem.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_02: Would I think that Kaida can use it as well as Waking?
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like together or equally as good?
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: Can it be used twice with Kaida and Joaquin here?
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_02: Potentially it could be used an infinite number of times.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a spell.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_02: It's not an enchanted spell.
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_02: He completed the glyph for a teleportation circle.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_02: It's not an enchantment.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it is an enchantment, but it's not a spell.
• 37:03
  It's not like casting a spell onto a spell scroll and then
• 37:07
  using the spell scroll
• 37:08
  SPEAKER_02: like you did on the airship.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's not that.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_02: This is like a permanent teleportation circle.
• 37:20
  Just this one is not fully active at the moment because Wakim
• 37:23
  hasn't activated it yet.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_02: Could we,
• 37:28
  SPEAKER_02: in theory,
• 37:29
  have Lady Ren send an airship to the city where the thing is
• 37:36
  and then send the
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_02: girl?
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's dangerous.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_02: Lady Ren also doesn't have airships.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't she?
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_00: I thought she did.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_02: They have...
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: allies that have airships.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_02: They're not the Lantana family's airships.
• 38:05
  My biggest thing is,
• 38:07
  can we trust someone else to look after the girl who is not a
• 38:16
  girl?
• 38:16
  SPEAKER_02: She's just a child.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like Thesson's just a bird.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_02: Just a bird and just a girl.
• 38:24
  SPEAKER_02: Mhm.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: Think you could send them back?
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: Because we also have the potato sack.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_02: You do.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_02: What do you guys want to do with the girl in the potato sack?
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_03: What do you think of that?
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: What'd you say?
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_03: What do you think is best?
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you've seen what the girl does.
• 39:04
  SPEAKER_02: Do we trust anyone else to handle that?
• 39:07
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• 39:09
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• 39:11
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• 39:12
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• 39:15
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks!
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: How do we explain that to whoever we pass her off to?
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: That is the big question.
• 39:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like, hey, can you watch her for us?
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, by the way, yeah, she's a little demonic.
• 39:44
  SPEAKER_02: Only a little bit.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_02: What does Wakim think?
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_01: What are we talking about now?
• 40:03
  SPEAKER_01: Who are we talking about?
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_02: And the potato sack, what to do with them.
• 40:09
  Oh,
• 40:09
  you're talking about the person that you all named and whatnot,
• 40:12
  right?
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_00: He's fine.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_01: He's not fine.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_00: He's fine.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_01: He's just a puppet.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_02: He was bound to break anyway.
• 40:32
  SPEAKER_01: Where is he?
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_02: In the room that I slept in with him.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_01: Why are we carrying this guy around?
• 40:50
  SPEAKER_02: Because he was on the boat with us, but then the boat got shrunk.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
• 40:55
  Are you going to heal him,
• 40:57
  or are you just going to treat him like some object?
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_02: Does he have a dragon inside him or something?
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there's something in his brain.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_02: He was bound to break anyway.
• 41:11
  SPEAKER_02: It was more of a conduit thing.
• 41:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's less about him and more about whatever the hell that was.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_02: But that's a problem for another day.
• 41:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm asking about what are we doing with this thing that you have reduced,
• 41:25
  SPEAKER_02: this person that you have reduced to a thing.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_02: He's gonna get fixed.
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_03: How?
• 41:32
  SPEAKER_02: Eventually.
• 41:33
  SPEAKER_03: How?
• 41:37
  Maybe we send him through the portal and have someone pick him
• 41:41
  up for Brint.
• 41:44
  SPEAKER_01: We'll find an artificer to make him new limbs.
• 41:48
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_02: That is also an option.
• 41:52
  SPEAKER_02: Technically, he's not missing any limbs.
• 41:55
  He's missing hands and peeps.
• 41:58
  SPEAKER_02: So he's just all nubs?
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 42:01
  SPEAKER_02: He has wrists and ankles.
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_02: It's literally just hands and feet that are missing.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_02: That is exactly what you told Mr. Belfast to cut off.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_02: So that is exactly what Mr. Belfast cut off.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_02: Hands and feet.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well then, new hands and feet.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: I take no responsibility for it.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he really doesn't need feet.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen peg legs before.
• 42:33
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_02: However, should we send him to Lady Wren?
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: Have her pick him up at the city of what?
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_02: Tui.
• 42:48
  SPEAKER_02: At the city of Tui.
• 42:55
  SPEAKER_01: We're going to kill them.
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_02: We are.
• 43:00
  SPEAKER_02: So she's going to be sending Kaida to us.
• 43:03
  SPEAKER_03: In Tui?
• 43:05
  SPEAKER_02: No, here.
• 43:07
  SPEAKER_01: Then we're going to Tui?
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_02: Then we're going to Keldis.
• 43:12
  SPEAKER_02: However, we have a child and we have a potato sack.
• 43:20
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 43:21
  SPEAKER_02: My concern is that if we show up in Keldis with a little girl
• 43:27
  SPEAKER_02: Who may or may not be the Hand's niece.
• 43:33
  SPEAKER_02: The Iron Hand's niece.
• 43:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
• 43:40
  SPEAKER_02: And a lump of potato sack.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_02: We might be looked upon unfavorably.
• 43:53
  SPEAKER_02: So if we send the potato sack to Tui...
• 43:57
  SPEAKER_02: which is closer to Ren,
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_02: and have Ren pick him up,
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_00: they can do magics and see if they can fix him.
• 44:08
  And then we can keep the girl and just explain that we rescued
• 44:14
  her from the ocean.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we're not lying.
• 44:29
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_01: How do we know they are going to get to where we want them to go?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: Are we going with them?
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_02: I'm assuming Lady Ren has contacts in Tui.
• 45:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yakeem, how far do you have a connection with your shadows?
• 45:23
  SPEAKER_01: Is it just an insight thing?
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: Like, connection in what way for his shadows?
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like,
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_01: could we send one of the shadows with them to Tui,
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_01: and he can communicate back to let them know that,
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_01: yes,
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_01: they arrived,
• 45:51
  SPEAKER_01: and then his shadow can go back?
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's too far away.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's like 60 feet.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_01: Gotcha.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: Like a familiar.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: So it sounds like the plan is teleport the potato sack.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_02: Inform Lady Ren of this incoming individual who needs medical treatment.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_02: Wait for Kaida and then teleport yourselves to Keldis.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: Because we have to wait an hour before she...
• 47:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Lady Wren said give her an hour.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm fine with dropping off the potato sack.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_01: Less baggage for us to carry around.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_01: But while y'all figure out that, I don't think this will be needed.
• 47:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not really that magically inclined.
• 47:57
  SPEAKER_01: I'm going to go check on my booze.
• 48:02
  You've surrounded yourself with loving magic users who will
• 48:08
  destroy anything that
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_02: you need us to destroy.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_02: He is sitting in a box, unable to do anything.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_02: Because he is useless.
• 48:21
  SPEAKER_02: Who?
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_02: Is that from the Sunning Stone or no?
• 48:27
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 48:28
  SPEAKER_02: The who?
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_02: Who is useless?
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_02: The man in the box.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_02: Sunning Stone.
• 48:37
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, Kevin was talking about going to check his booze.
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's because he's not a magic user.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 48:44
  SPEAKER_02: Because Kevin's not a magic user.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, but he surrounded himself with people who are.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_02: But how could I help within the hour to help get them?
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_01: I was trying to get us prepared for, you know, whatever we encounter.
• 49:03
  I thought you were making a pointed comment because I made fun
• 49:05
  of the guy not being
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_02: able to use magic.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_02: No, he was just going to check on the booze because he can't use magic.
• 49:15
  That's fair.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_02: I'm also useless in this scenario.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, not really.
• 49:25
  SPEAKER_02: I can't do any magic involving this.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_02: I can just scream into a rock.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_02: Your holy presence is all that's needed.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_02: Aw.
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_02: Is it holy?
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_02: She summons eyeballs from the palms of her hand.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: I mean...
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_02: You can summon shadows.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if he's really evil, though.
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm pretty sure he is.
• 49:54
  SPEAKER_00: Still seems like a cool dude to me.
• 50:02
  SPEAKER_02: Ayy.
• 50:03
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, I'm off.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_02: As this conversation is happening... It might escape...
• 50:13
  Some of the rest of y'all's perceptions does not escape
• 50:17
  Yanora's perception of it
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_02: because you're just paying attention.
• 50:23
  SPEAKER_02: See Joaquim just slowly making his way over towards the bathrooms.
• 50:31
  Then you see his shadow kind of goes down the hallway and
• 50:35
  disappears into a room.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_00: My room.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to follow.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_02: And then you see...
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_02: You see... Well, this is happening during your conversation.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_02: So you can't follow because you're in the middle of a conversation.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_02: You just see this happening.
• 50:51
  And then you see...
• 50:55
  Wakeem's shadow appear,
• 50:56
  and Wakeem has vanished in the puff of shadows.
• 51:05
  SPEAKER_02: What's the end of your conversation?
• 51:09
  The second the conversation goes,
• 51:10
  I'm going to start walking towards my room.
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 51:15
  to you roll to your room and at this point you see Joaquim his
• 51:22
  eyes are well
• 51:24
  Joaquim you can explain how you would like your uh features to
• 51:31
  change while you're
• 51:32
  marking somebody um so I guess uh you would see he would hold
• 51:41
  up his hand doesn't
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_02: really matter which hand and that
• 51:46
  from the wrist all the way up to his hand would become
• 51:51
  enveloped in full shadow.
• 51:53
  And you would see shadow just kind of waft off of it a bit,
• 52:00
  but it goes just full black.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_02: And his eyes go full black too.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_02: And then he takes two fingers and he touches the temple
• 52:15
  on the potato sack as you do you feel this old emptiness run
• 52:27
  through yourself for a
• 52:29
  second like it shoots up your spine and down your arm that
• 52:35
  you're using and kind of
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: through your fingertips
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_02: And then you see a shadow mass go around the potato sack's head.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_02: Before all the shadows dissipate.
• 53:05
  SPEAKER_02: And then, Wakim, you turn back to normal.
• 53:11
  That's what you witness,
• 53:12
  you know,
• 53:12
  as you're coming into your room to see what's going on.
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_00: What did you do to him?
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 53:26
  I remember that Krakka said something about the dragon might
• 53:28
  still be in there,
• 53:29
  SPEAKER_02: so I thought I might try a thing,
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_02: but it didn't really do.
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_02: You're stuttering a lot.
• 53:35
  SPEAKER_02: Can I insight check?
• 53:37
  SPEAKER_02: You can insight check him.
• 53:42
  SPEAKER_02: What do I need to roll?
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, roll... Persuasion or deception.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: Don't say which, just say the result.
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh... Uh, okay.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_02: Do I need to hide my rolls, or what?
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_02: I think I can do that.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_02: I gotta right-click on it, so I can do that.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: Roll self, yeah.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so I'm going to use a luck to roll this head of edge.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, yeah.
• 54:24
  SPEAKER_02: Let me,
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to send this to,
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_02: should I do it to self or should I do it to,
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to do it to you.
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_02: Can you send it directly to me?
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I have an, there's an option for dungeon master.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: I only have,
• 54:40
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I'm the dungeon master,
• 54:42
  SPEAKER_02: so I guess I can only roll to myself or to everyone.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_02: Do you have an option to roll to?
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, you do.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_02: Do you want me to roll?
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, go ahead.
• 54:54
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't know that option existed.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm interested to see how this comes through.
• 55:07
  SPEAKER_02: Croco, why'd you roll a d4?
• 55:10
  SPEAKER_01: I was trying to see what it was, and I didn't mean to roll.
• 55:15
  SPEAKER_02: Did you get it?
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_02: I did not.
• 55:17
  And I think it's because I hit to self,
• 55:21
  but I will send you a picture of it.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you can just tell me the result is fine.
• 55:30
  SPEAKER_01: It's a 30.
• 55:34
  SPEAKER_02: He did persuasion.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_02: There's no way his deception is that high.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_03: Except persuasion or deception.
• 55:44
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, he could have rolled really high with deception.
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_02: No, he couldn't have actually.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_02: Not on there.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_02: 30, but not a natural 20.
• 56:03
  correct 30 but not a natural 20 yet i mean you know he seems
• 56:10
  pretty convincing he
• 56:12
  uses shadow magic that doesn't necessarily mean he was doing
• 56:15
  something nefarious he
• 56:17
  was always doing nefarious stuff yes but that's usually with
• 56:21
  another person that is
• 56:22
  living and naked i hear pervert leave him alone he still has
• 56:31
  clothes on he wasn't
• 56:32
  SPEAKER_02: doing anything to
• 56:34
  yes wait wait wait wait wait get out of here pervert he is not
• 56:38
  a sex toy don't
• 56:41
  exactly leave him alone wow okay okay you know yeah got you
• 56:50
  he's gonna he's gonna
• 56:51
  start walking out and then as he starts walking out he just
• 56:54
  kind of looks back at
• 56:56
  SPEAKER_02: the dude
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, for a second, and then just keeps walking out and talking to Yonora.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: Wait, I'm pulling him!
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_02: Get out!
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna grab him by his shirt and, like, pull him through the door.
• 57:07
  SPEAKER_02: He's helpless right now!
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_00: Whose fault is this?
• 57:12
  SPEAKER_02: Not mine!
• 57:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's a thing in his head!
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_02: What do you mean it's not yours?
• 57:15
  SPEAKER_00: Who did you order in order to make him like that?
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_02: Technically, she didn't do anything to turn his brain to mush.
• 57:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, you just took his arms and legs.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_02: With the intense purpose of giving them back.
• 57:36
  SPEAKER_02: At some undefined point in the future?
• 57:40
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_02: At least I'm not over here ogling him.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not ogling him.
• 57:48
  SPEAKER_02: You were alone in his bedroom.
• 57:51
  SPEAKER_01: I told you what I was doing.
• 57:52
  SPEAKER_02: I know what you think of.
• 57:55
  SPEAKER_01: Not with him?
• 57:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, now you're ugly shaming him.
• 58:01
  SPEAKER_02: Leave him alone.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_02: I told you what I was doing, okay?
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why you have a thing here,
• 58:09
  SPEAKER_02: but either way,
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_02: what you're doing to that is wrong,
• 58:14
  SPEAKER_01: okay?
• 58:17
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sending him to a doctor.
• 58:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 58:21
  SPEAKER_02: I hope you tell the doctor how he got like that, okay?
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_02: He was a threat.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_02: I neutralized the threat.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so now you did do something here.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_02: To his hands and feet.
• 58:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, you took them.
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 58:39
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 58:42
  SPEAKER_02: I neutralized a threat.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_02: And then a dragon thing made his braid mush.
• 58:48
  SPEAKER_02: That was not my doing.
• 58:50
  SPEAKER_02: I am so glad we cleared that up.
• 58:53
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_00: I'll leave him alone.
• 58:59
  SPEAKER_02: Joaquin puts his hands up in acquiescence.
• 59:04
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not doing anything except standing over by this damn circle.
• 59:08
  SPEAKER_02: Are we doing something?
• 59:11
  SPEAKER_02: Waiting for Kaida.
• 59:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna wait.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_02: Kaka.
• 59:23
  SPEAKER_02: During this time, you were checking on your bruise.
• 59:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 59:34
  SPEAKER_02: Remind me, did you just start one or did you start multiple?
• 59:43
  SPEAKER_02: I thought it was just one, but I wanted to make sure.
• 59:58
  SPEAKER_01: Krakka?
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, can you hear me?
• 1:00:01
  SPEAKER_02: I can hear you now.
• 1:00:02
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, it's just one, because my other one is on the ship.
• 1:00:09
  So I don't know if I'm successful or not,
• 1:00:11
  so I'm still experimenting with one.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_02: It looks fine.
• 1:00:15
  SPEAKER_02: It's still good.
• 1:00:16
  SPEAKER_02: It's not looking funky or anything.
• 1:00:21
  SPEAKER_02: Then I'll move on to the kitchen and start making travel snacks.
• 1:00:26
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Puppyfish is in the kitchen.
• 1:00:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I figured I would walk into something.
• 1:00:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:00:38
  Lala sent Puppyfish into the kitchen to get him out of
• 1:00:42
  everyone's hair for a little bit.
• 1:00:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, the place was trashed and he was sleeping.
• 1:00:50
  last night i i don't know he slept in the hallway and then she
• 1:00:54
  did early this
• 1:00:55
  morning she kind of sent him into the kitchen oh so it wasn't
• 1:01:03
  that long ago that i
• 1:01:04
  found him sleeping because i was in here before the satchel
• 1:01:08
  yeah yeah he's just
• 1:01:10
  kind of passed out in his trash but you find some stuff to make
• 1:01:16
  some travel snacks
• 1:01:24
  SPEAKER_02: And then whenever I'm done, I'm just gonna come back out.
• 1:01:27
  SPEAKER_02: Once you're done,
• 1:01:32
  SPEAKER_02: because it doesn't take you very long,
• 1:01:33
  you come back out to Yenor yelling at Wakeem about messing with
• 1:01:38
  the potato sack.
• 1:01:40
  SPEAKER_02: You catch the tail end of that discussion.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um... Dude, what did I miss?
• 1:02:03
  SPEAKER_00: Hello?
• 1:02:07
  SPEAKER_00: What didn't you put in?
• 1:02:08
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, what?
• 1:02:13
  SPEAKER_00: What are you talking about?
• 1:02:16
  SPEAKER_00: Them yelling at each other.
• 1:02:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 1:02:22
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what they're talking about.
• 1:02:28
  Oh.
• 1:02:30
  Okay.
• 1:02:32
  SPEAKER_00: It's been kind of mind of mind.
• 1:02:34
  They're arguing, though.
• 1:02:36
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:02:55
  SPEAKER_01: What's the commotion about?
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_02: Vakim's being a pervert.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_02: Inor has dirtiest mind.
• 1:03:09
  SPEAKER_02: He was alone in the potato sack's room.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: I told you what I was doing.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_02: He was stuttering the whole time.
• 1:03:28
  SPEAKER_03: I know what he's like when he's blowing around.
• 1:03:32
  SPEAKER_03: Sorry, I dropped my phone.
• 1:03:35
  Again,
• 1:03:42
  I told you what I was doing,
• 1:03:43
  so I really don't know what else you want to hear.
• 1:03:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to carry the potato sack out here and sit him against the wall.
• 1:03:53
  SPEAKER_02: What is your carrying capacity?
• 1:03:58
  SPEAKER_00: I've been carrying him this whole time.
• 1:04:02
  SPEAKER_02: I thought Deedle also was.
• 1:04:03
  SPEAKER_02: Did you carry him in here?
• 1:04:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, you did a little bit.
• 1:04:10
  SPEAKER_02: Carry him a little while ago.
• 1:04:12
  Yeah.
• 1:04:13
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, you can drag him out.
• 1:04:15
  Yep.
• 1:04:15
  Okay.
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_02: So,
• 1:04:35
  SPEAKER_02: Wakim,
• 1:04:37
  SPEAKER_02: technically,
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_02: with a teleportation circle,
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_02: it doesn't necessarily have to connect to another teleportation circle.
• 1:04:45
  SPEAKER_02: It can connect to any destination that you choose.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_02: Duly noted.
• 1:04:58
  and if you cast it in a non-permanent manner uh you could cast
• 1:05:06
  it to it you could
• 1:05:09
  SPEAKER_02: basically have a teleportation portal remain open for a few seconds
• 1:05:22
  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys,
• 1:05:23
  SPEAKER_02: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_02: a comment,
• 1:05:26
  SPEAKER_02: and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks!
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_01: How do I determine which man I'm casting it in?
• 1:05:44
  SPEAKER_02: If you cast the circle without anyone standing inside of it,
• 1:05:49
  SPEAKER_02: like holding hands and singing Kumbaya...
• 1:05:53
  Then it would open the portal if people are inside of the
• 1:05:55
  circle while you are
• 1:05:56
  casting it that would just be an instant teleportation Without
• 1:06:01
  a portal opening
• 1:06:05
  SPEAKER_02: That's how I would determine the difference Okay,
• 1:06:09
  SPEAKER_00: so I will Look at everybody and say are we ready?
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, we're still waiting on Kaida
• 1:06:20
  SPEAKER_02: And we have to confirm that we can send Mr. Potatozack.
• 1:06:25
  SPEAKER_02: And she'll pick him up.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_02: And based on what I just told Joaquim,
• 1:06:35
  SPEAKER_02: Joaquim could technically try to send him to...
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: directly to Lady Wren.
• 1:06:44
  SPEAKER_02: Which, if done so, you need someone that Joaquim is familiar with.
• 1:06:49
  SPEAKER_02: Isn't he familiar with Wren?
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_02: And his parents?
• 1:06:52
  SPEAKER_02: He could send it.
• 1:06:53
  SPEAKER_02: You could send it to your parents or the Grey Breezes.
• 1:06:58
  SPEAKER_02: They'll just have a potato sack up here within five feet of them.
• 1:07:03
  SPEAKER_03: That won't cause any confusion.
• 1:07:07
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, we're not just sending this guy over to my parents.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 1:07:12
  SPEAKER_03: Aren't they with Ren?
• 1:07:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:07:14
  SPEAKER_03: And you won't send gifts.
• 1:07:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yes,
• 1:07:24
  you could wait for Kaida to get here and then try to send the
• 1:07:27
  potato sack through
• 1:07:29
  SPEAKER_02: using a destination like that.
• 1:07:31
  SPEAKER_02: Could try to send the potato sack through while Kaida's still over there.
• 1:07:37
  SPEAKER_02: Could try to communicate with whoever is going to be teleporting Kaida.
• 1:07:40
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe you can make some kind of wormhole situation.
• 1:07:45
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to toss him the stone.
• 1:07:46
  SPEAKER_02: You know where he throws a stone at you, Kaida?
• 1:07:55
  SPEAKER_02: to you.
• 1:07:57
  SPEAKER_02: Why don't they do this?
• 1:07:59
  SPEAKER_02: See if you can make the connection thing.
• 1:08:04
  SPEAKER_02: We trade them.
• 1:08:07
  SPEAKER_02: You know the old school Pokemon now?
• 1:08:11
  SPEAKER_02: Connect the link cables here.
• 1:08:12
  SPEAKER_02: Let's trade.
• 1:08:14
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 1:08:15
  SPEAKER_01: Just go put him down.
• 1:08:17
  SPEAKER_01: We're just getting Kaida right now.
• 1:08:22
  SPEAKER_01: He serves no purpose over here.
• 1:08:26
  SPEAKER_02: You also could wait for Kaida and then just ask Kaida to do it.
• 1:08:31
  SPEAKER_01: Put me down, and then we'll get Kaida over there.
• 1:08:36
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna hug him against my chest.
• 1:08:38
  SPEAKER_02: You're very cold towards him.
• 1:08:42
  SPEAKER_02: For someone who cannot defend himself.
• 1:08:49
  SPEAKER_01: Well, Kim just kind of gives her this deadpan look.
• 1:08:51
  SPEAKER_03: Well, and for someone who wants to give a shit about cutting off limbs.
• 1:08:56
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you don't seem to have a whole lot of empathy either.
• 1:09:01
  SPEAKER_00: She got a point.
• 1:09:08
  SPEAKER_02: Where am I?
• 1:09:09
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck's going on?
• 1:09:12
  SPEAKER_02: Who is it?
• 1:09:13
  SPEAKER_02: Huh?
• 1:09:14
  SPEAKER_02: It's the guy.
• 1:09:15
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you hugging me?
• 1:09:17
  SPEAKER_02: Where are my hands?
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yay!
• 1:09:21
  SPEAKER_00: Good morning!
• 1:09:25
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, Buttercup!
• 1:09:26
  SPEAKER_03: Look at that!
• 1:09:28
  SPEAKER_03: You're not a zombie anymore.
• 1:09:36
  SPEAKER_02: Who are you?
• 1:09:39
  SPEAKER_02: Why don't I have hands?
• 1:09:41
  SPEAKER_02: So I took those.
• 1:09:43
  SPEAKER_03: Primarily because you betrayed us.
• 1:09:46
  SPEAKER_03: So don't do it again.
• 1:09:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you made some really bad choices.
• 1:09:49
  SPEAKER_03: Lesson learned.
• 1:09:51
  SPEAKER_03: Who are you?
• 1:09:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, he has to roll dice.
• 1:10:01
  SPEAKER_02: Harold Phildo.
• 1:10:03
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you remember your name.
• 1:10:07
  SPEAKER_02: Guys, he's not a blank slate anymore.
• 1:10:10
  SPEAKER_00: She's going to hold him out like she's displaying him.
• 1:10:14
  SPEAKER_01: No, he's just a paraplegic.
• 1:10:18
  He's fake.
• 1:10:19
  SPEAKER_02: No, I thought paraplegers couldn't move their limbs.
• 1:10:22
  SPEAKER_02: I can move my limbs.
• 1:10:24
  SPEAKER_00: He wiggles all his... He's not the brightest of words.
• 1:10:27
  SPEAKER_00: It's okay.
• 1:10:31
  SPEAKER_02: No, good for you.
• 1:10:36
  SPEAKER_02: So, how was the nap?
• 1:10:38
  SPEAKER_02: Was it a good nap?
• 1:10:39
  SPEAKER_02: It was floating in the emptiness.
• 1:10:45
  SPEAKER_02: Was it nice?
• 1:10:47
  SPEAKER_02: Was it warm?
• 1:10:49
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:10:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's cold?
• 1:10:51
  SPEAKER_02: There were eyeballs all over the place.
• 1:10:54
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I have those too!
• 1:11:06
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want down?
• 1:11:07
  SPEAKER_02: I can't stand.
• 1:11:10
  SPEAKER_02: I would like hands and feet back.
• 1:11:14
  SPEAKER_02: You'll get them eventually, I promise.
• 1:11:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to be very reassuring that he will get them back.
• 1:11:27
  SPEAKER_02: Make a persuasion or deception check.
• 1:11:30
  SPEAKER_02: Your choice. 22.
• 1:11:48
  SPEAKER_02: He is skeptical.
• 1:11:52
  SPEAKER_00: It's okay.
• 1:11:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's more of an earn them back.
• 1:11:56
  SPEAKER_02: The end of the point, you were very naughty.
• 1:12:05
  SPEAKER_02: But that's okay, you're on the path to redemption!
• 1:12:13
  SPEAKER_00: You'll be a good boy now, I promise.
• 1:12:16
  SPEAKER_02: See, there's that whole anus I was talking about.
• 1:12:29
  SPEAKER_00: I think... I think I'm going to go back to sleep now.
• 1:12:38
  SPEAKER_02: Is it going to be regular sleep?
• 1:12:41
  It is.
• 1:12:42
  SPEAKER_03: He goes limp.
• 1:12:47
  SPEAKER_03: At least he didn't just scream endlessly because his eyes are so dry.
• 1:12:55
  SPEAKER_02: He's been blinking.
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_03: Has he?
• 1:12:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's been breathing and blinking.
• 1:12:59
  SPEAKER_02: He's just been staring.
• 1:13:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like the slow blinks.
• 1:13:03
  SPEAKER_00: I don't have any saline on me.
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_02: He's just limp now.
• 1:13:12
  SPEAKER_03: I could just spit in his eyes every so often if you want.
• 1:13:18
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know that he'd appreciate that.
• 1:13:19
  SPEAKER_02: He might get pink eye.
• 1:13:22
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you get that from the butt?
• 1:13:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure you get that.
• 1:13:26
  SPEAKER_03: Joaquim, you would know.
• 1:13:28
  SPEAKER_03: You get that from the butt.
• 1:13:33
  SPEAKER_03: Equal matter.
• 1:13:34
  SPEAKER_00: Joaquim just waves off the conversation.
• 1:13:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know we're just going to go back to like cradling him?
• 1:13:54
  SPEAKER_02: Has it been an hour yet?
• 1:13:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't have a watch.
• 1:13:57
  SPEAKER_02: Who's got a watch?
• 1:13:59
  SPEAKER_02: His body starts getting really warm.
• 1:14:04
  SPEAKER_02: Like feverish?
• 1:14:06
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:14:10
  SPEAKER_02: Can I study him?
• 1:14:15
  SPEAKER_02: His veins are glowing.
• 1:14:21
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard about this.
• 1:14:22
  SPEAKER_00: He's going to spontaneously combust.
• 1:14:27
  SPEAKER_02: He's going to set him down very gently.
• 1:14:29
  SPEAKER_02: Back at Icker starts leaking out from around him.
• 1:14:40
  SPEAKER_02: Joaquin, what did you do?
• 1:14:46
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't do anything.
• 1:14:47
  SPEAKER_00: I already told you what I did.
• 1:14:50
  SPEAKER_02: That's your black stuff.
• 1:14:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's everywhere.
• 1:14:53
  SPEAKER_02: Black ichor, not black shadows.
• 1:14:55
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 1:14:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's black ooze.
• 1:14:59
  SPEAKER_01: Well, not my black ooze.
• 1:15:03
  SPEAKER_02: Can I insight check him again?
• 1:15:07
  SPEAKER_02: This is about the same thing, so unfortunately not.
• 1:15:18
  SPEAKER_02: Black ooze.
• 1:15:20
  SPEAKER_02: begins forming a shape.
• 1:15:22
  SPEAKER_02: Can I try healing him?
• 1:15:27
  SPEAKER_02: Has he taken any damage?
• 1:15:30
  SPEAKER_02: He doesn't look injured.
• 1:15:35
  SPEAKER_00: That's not a no.
• 1:15:38
  SPEAKER_02: You can't know for sure, but he doesn't look injured.
• 1:15:40
  SPEAKER_02: There's no visible signs of injury.
• 1:15:43
  Other than his missing hands and feet,
• 1:15:45
  but we've been through that so many times.
• 1:15:48
  SPEAKER_02: The Black Ooze takes a form.
• 1:15:51
  what put it figure i stab it make an attack roll attacking it's
• 1:16:08
  not fully formed
• 1:16:09
  yet it's kind of just this amorphous blob but it's slowly
• 1:16:11
  forming into it a hooded
• 1:16:13
  SPEAKER_03: figure it won't form on my watch oh my
• 1:16:23
  SPEAKER_02: The dice is doing dice things.
• 1:16:25
  SPEAKER_02: It's very slow.
• 1:16:26
  SPEAKER_00: Very, very slow.
• 1:16:29
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_03: That's it.
• 1:16:42
  SPEAKER_03: When this is over, I'm going to get my bagger dice.
• 1:16:52
  SPEAKER_03: 11 plus 9.
• 1:16:53
  SPEAKER_03: 20?
• 1:16:55
  SPEAKER_03: That is correct.
• 1:16:57
  SPEAKER_03: I was testing you.
• 1:16:58
  SPEAKER_02: The... this... not fully formed black ikir... blob.
• 1:17:11
  SPEAKER_02: You just see Yenor, because you're standing right there.
• 1:17:16
  SPEAKER_02: Nosferatu just flying in through the air from behind you.
• 1:17:23
  right in the center of this thing's forehead and then just
• 1:17:27
  keeps flying through and
• 1:17:28
  SPEAKER_02: sticks into the wall behind it.
• 1:17:31
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 1:17:32
  SPEAKER_02: And then vanishes like it normally doesn't go back to you.
• 1:17:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's dead.
• 1:17:42
  It kind of just does the like it's split open at the shoulders
• 1:17:47
  because you hit it
• 1:17:48
  SPEAKER_02: and then it slowly begins splurping itself back together.
• 1:17:54
  SPEAKER_00: Do we have a bucket?
• 1:17:55
  SPEAKER_00: Someone put it in a bucket.
• 1:17:58
  SPEAKER_02: Why did you throw me at that thing?
• 1:18:01
  SPEAKER_03: Because I don't want it to finish doing whatever it's doing.
• 1:18:05
  SPEAKER_02: It's not a... It's a conduit.
• 1:18:11
  SPEAKER_03: A what?
• 1:18:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's not even here.
• 1:18:13
  SPEAKER_02: Whatever it's trying to manifest so it can communicate.
• 1:18:19
  SPEAKER_03: So you can't eat it?
• 1:18:20
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 1:18:22
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:18:26
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't even stick in it.
• 1:18:31
  SPEAKER_03: How do we stop it?
• 1:18:32
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to hear what it has to say.
• 1:18:49
  SPEAKER_02: It's still slowly forming itself back together.
• 1:18:52
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know how to stop it.
• 1:18:55
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it is.
• 1:18:56
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe try waking up the thing it's coming from again.
• 1:19:11
  SPEAKER_02: Give him a kick in the leg stump.
• 1:19:16
  SPEAKER_02: Lala runs up next to you and just kicks Harold in the leg.
• 1:19:23
  SPEAKER_00: Be nice!
• 1:19:23
  SPEAKER_00: He's unconscious!
• 1:19:27
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 1:19:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm trying to make him not conscious.
• 1:19:32
  SPEAKER_02: Awake!
• 1:19:35
  SPEAKER_02: Took you a while to get there, huh?
• 1:19:38
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes.
• 1:19:38
  SPEAKER_02: This is kind of an emergency.
• 1:19:40
  SPEAKER_02: There's a thing forming from him.
• 1:19:43
  SPEAKER_02: From him.
• 1:19:45
  SPEAKER_02: We don't know, it might not be a bad thing.
• 1:19:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's always a bad thing.
• 1:19:50
  SPEAKER_03: Good things don't leak from people.
• 1:19:55
  SPEAKER_02: You have a point.
• 1:20:00
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna shake Harry.
• 1:20:06
  SPEAKER_00: That's the most disgusting noise that you could have made.
• 1:20:09
  SPEAKER_00: No, that's worse.
• 1:20:11
  This is just what this black ichor is making as it's piecing
• 1:20:16
  itself back together.
• 1:20:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yakeem, can you do anything about this?
• 1:20:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, what is that?
• 1:20:29
  SPEAKER_02: Is it yours?
• 1:20:29
  SPEAKER_02: I don't... You have magic?
• 1:20:34
  No.
• 1:20:35
  SPEAKER_02: I thought you did.
• 1:20:39
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 1:20:41
  SPEAKER_02: Can I, like, push him behind me?
• 1:20:47
  SPEAKER_02: Just like... With your hand?
• 1:20:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:20:54
  Hold on.
• 1:20:55
  No, that is the correct one.
• 1:21:09
  SPEAKER_02: You take four points of fire damage.
• 1:21:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:21:12
  And you need to make a wisdom saving throw.
• 1:21:16
  21.
• 1:21:16
  As you're moving, it's just...
• 1:21:38
  on your hand as you're trying to get why are you so fucking hot
• 1:21:42
  it feels like he's
• 1:21:43
  like you're need both hands to try and pull him out of this
• 1:21:47
  black ichor let me
• 1:21:48
  protect you damn it is the head together yet or no almost this
• 1:21:57
  is taking forever
• 1:22:04
  SPEAKER_02: have i knocked him behind me yet
• 1:22:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 1:22:07
  SPEAKER_03: We'll leave before it forms.
• 1:22:10
  SPEAKER_03: We could do that!
• 1:22:13
  SPEAKER_02: My wife is gonna get teleported into this room.
• 1:22:15
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think we can leave.
• 1:22:23
  SPEAKER_03: I think she can handle it.
• 1:22:29
  SPEAKER_02: Or she's gonna kinda squint at Lala.
• 1:22:33
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:22:34
  SPEAKER_02: Is, uh...
• 1:22:36
  Anyone else going to try to do anything to this black ichor
• 1:22:38
  form before it fully forms?
• 1:22:43
  SPEAKER_03: I have my Detect Magic option if I tend to.
• 1:22:45
  SPEAKER_02: What are you sensing?
• 1:22:50
  SPEAKER_02: Just this very overwhelming nothingness.
• 1:23:01
  SPEAKER_03: Lala's going to go hide behind Joaquin.
• 1:23:09
  Could I pick up one of these crates and put it on top of the,
• 1:23:15
  like,
• 1:23:16
  puddle?
• 1:23:18
  SPEAKER_02: You want to put the crate on top of the black ichor?
• 1:23:21
  SPEAKER_02: Right, try to, like, squash it or stop it from forming.
• 1:23:26
  SPEAKER_03: Put it in a bucket!
• 1:23:28
  SPEAKER_03: An excellent plan.
• 1:23:31
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 1:23:32
  SPEAKER_02: How do you do this?
• 1:23:33
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, what was that?
• 1:23:39
  SPEAKER_02: How do you do this?
• 1:23:42
  SPEAKER_02: Just putting the crate on top?
• 1:23:43
  SPEAKER_02: Are you doing anything specific?
• 1:23:47
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going to put... I'm not going to put it down gently.
• 1:23:52
  I mean...
• 1:23:52
  Yeah,
• 1:23:55
  I'm not going to put it down gently,
• 1:23:56
  but I'm not going to slam it to break it.
• 1:23:58
  I'm going to put it down with a little bit of force,
• 1:24:00
  but not enough force to bust the barrel.
• 1:24:05
  To try to,
• 1:24:06
  like I said,
• 1:24:06
  squish it and spread it out or stop it from forming.
• 1:24:12
  SPEAKER_01: Is, what's his name, Harold Phildo?
• 1:24:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:24:17
  SPEAKER_01: Is he conscious?
• 1:24:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, he is conscious now.
• 1:24:23
  SPEAKER_02: Again, I should say.
• 1:24:24
  SPEAKER_02: And this thing is still forming around his head?
• 1:24:29
  SPEAKER_02: No, not around Harold's head.
• 1:24:31
  SPEAKER_02: It was forming into its own thing.
• 1:24:37
  SPEAKER_01: Is it connected to Harold?
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 1:24:38
  SPEAKER_02: Not anymore, Janorpol.
• 1:24:40
  SPEAKER_02: Dislodged the connection.
• 1:24:45
  SPEAKER_02: So it's just this mass on the ground.
• 1:24:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
• 1:24:50
  that's in this vague dilouette shape that looks like a hooded
• 1:24:56
  figure with a split
• 1:24:58
  SPEAKER_02: open face because Lala threw Nosferatu at it.
• 1:25:04
  SPEAKER_00: I am going to...
• 1:25:09
  SPEAKER_01: Castrucing.
• 1:25:13
  SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
• 1:25:15
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:25:18
  SPEAKER_02: That's your once per day thing, right?
• 1:25:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:25:24
  SPEAKER_02: That's an hour, I believe.
• 1:25:28
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 1:25:33
  SPEAKER_03: And what does this thing look like?
• 1:25:41
  SPEAKER_02: You see the blob.
• 1:25:46
  SPEAKER_02: Then on,
• 1:25:46
  SPEAKER_02: like,
• 1:25:47
  SPEAKER_02: as the planes kind of converge with Truesight,
• 1:25:53
  SPEAKER_02: you see the...
• 1:25:57
  a projected silhouette of the hooded figure that you all had
• 1:26:03
  encountered in the
• 1:26:05
  SPEAKER_02: dream.
• 1:26:17
  SPEAKER_02: So you do recognize the silhouette.
• 1:26:22
  SPEAKER_02: So we know that this is bad news.
• 1:26:25
  SPEAKER_02: You know this is bad news.
• 1:26:26
  SPEAKER_02: They can't see it.
• 1:26:27
  SPEAKER_02: They don't have true seeing.
• 1:26:28
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:26:30
  SPEAKER_02: So as he casts this and he looks at this thing,
• 1:26:33
  SPEAKER_01: you'll see just kind of a look of fear come across his face.
• 1:26:41
  SPEAKER_00: And then he will manifest a greatsword.
• 1:26:45
  and i will then attack this well as you're doing the true
• 1:26:53
  seeing before you make an
• 1:26:55
  attack you can manifest eraser uh you see crock up pick up a
• 1:26:58
  crate and uh squish it
• 1:27:04
  is it gone now it kind of splatters back out into this puddley
• 1:27:09
  form around the
• 1:27:11
  SPEAKER_02: crate
• 1:27:17
  SPEAKER_00: Does it, uh, does the hooded figure dissipate?
• 1:27:24
  SPEAKER_00: Or is it still there?
• 1:27:25
  SPEAKER_02: I dropped a dice.
• 1:27:26
  SPEAKER_02: It, uh, begins dissipating, but you know her.
• 1:27:38
  SPEAKER_02: The black ichor begins slithering back towards Harold Hildo.
• 1:27:46
  SPEAKER_02: He's got clothes on, right?
• 1:27:48
  SPEAKER_02: Can I grab his collar?
• 1:27:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:27:51
  SPEAKER_02: And drag him?
• 1:27:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:27:54
  SPEAKER_02: I do that.
• 1:27:55
  SPEAKER_02: It follows you.
• 1:27:56
  SPEAKER_02: Slowly, but... Somebody squish this damn thing!
• 1:28:02
  SPEAKER_02: I want to drag him across the room.
• 1:28:06
  SPEAKER_02: You're just being slowly chased in a circle.
• 1:28:11
  SPEAKER_02: Can I hit it with John Breer?
• 1:28:13
  SPEAKER_03: Sand.
• 1:28:14
  SPEAKER_03: Kitty litter.
• 1:28:16
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you could, sure.
• 1:28:19
  SPEAKER_02: What's Dawnbringer's damage?
• 1:28:22
  Radiant.
• 1:28:23
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, make an attack roll.
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_02: And then,
• 1:28:25
  SPEAKER_02: Joaquim,
• 1:28:26
  you can also make your attack roll against this snake-like
• 1:28:28
  thing if you would like.
• 1:28:29
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna use a zero point.
• 1:28:37
  SPEAKER_00: I'm actually gonna hit it with Mind Sliver.
• 1:28:43
  SPEAKER_00: 17.
• 1:28:44
  SPEAKER_00: To hit this ooze on the floor.
• 1:28:51
  SPEAKER_02: Let me look at Mind Sliver.
• 1:29:07
  SPEAKER_02: You target it with Mind Sliver, Rukim, but you get the sense that
• 1:29:16
  SPEAKER_02: While it is a creature, it may not be affected by psychic damage.
• 1:29:25
  SPEAKER_01: Interesting.
• 1:29:27
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, a 17 does hit the snake.
• 1:29:30
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, Lala.
• 1:29:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, sorry, I just, no, you don't have to wait.
• 1:29:34
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:29:34
  SPEAKER_03: I preemptively said that out loud because I just had a brilliant idea.
• 1:29:40
  SPEAKER_02: Go ahead, roll damage. 14.
• 1:29:52
  SPEAKER_02: Radiant damage burns away the anchor.
• 1:29:56
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, fuck.
• 1:30:05
  SPEAKER_02: Joaquin, you don't see anything out of the ordinary anymore?
• 1:30:12
  SPEAKER_02: I breathe a sigh of release.
• 1:30:15
  SPEAKER_02: Does Harry go back to normal?
• 1:30:18
  SPEAKER_02: It is no longer hot to the touch.
• 1:30:19
  SPEAKER_02: His veins aren't glowing.
• 1:30:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna start, like, patting him and checking him over.
• 1:30:25
  SPEAKER_02: Are you okay?
• 1:30:26
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't feel anything.
• 1:30:28
  SPEAKER_02: I'm fine.
• 1:30:29
  SPEAKER_02: You burnt me, dude!
• 1:30:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's weird.
• 1:30:34
  SPEAKER_02: Very.
• 1:30:42
  SPEAKER_02: Ynora's gonna glance at Wakim.
• 1:30:48
  SPEAKER_02: You brought your dark magic here.
• 1:30:52
  SPEAKER_02: You and those shadows of yours.
• 1:30:58
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, is this thing on?
• 1:30:59
  SPEAKER_02: Hello?
• 1:31:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, you don't have it.
• 1:31:01
  SPEAKER_02: You threw it at Joaquim.
• 1:31:04
  Joaquim,
• 1:31:05
  that stone that got thrown at you,
• 1:31:06
  that Ynor threw to you,
• 1:31:09
  or at you,
• 1:31:11
  begins talking.
• 1:31:22
  SPEAKER_02: Hello.
• 1:31:24
  I was told that,
• 1:31:25
  uh...
• 1:31:25
  I was supposed to be communicating with someone about some
• 1:31:30
  teleportation.
• 1:31:39
  I'd say both you nor- well,
• 1:31:40
  all of you would hear the stone talking,
• 1:31:43
  actually.
• 1:31:50
  SPEAKER_02: Joaquim, you're the one that has it in your possession currently.
• 1:31:53
  SPEAKER_02: Someone else snatches it from him.
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys,
• 1:32:21
  SPEAKER_02: quick reminder to leave a like,
• 1:32:24
  SPEAKER_02: a comment,
• 1:32:25
  SPEAKER_02: and don't forget to follow or subscribe to us.
• 1:32:28
  SPEAKER_01: Thanks!
• 1:33:04
  SPEAKER_02: I guess I'll have to try again later if no one's gonna... Yeah, yes.
• 1:33:08
  SPEAKER_02: Hello?
• 1:33:10
  SPEAKER_02: Did you go grab the stone from Wakeem?
• 1:33:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:33:15
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry, sorry.
• 1:33:16
  SPEAKER_02: I was just talking to my wife, but, uh... What'd you need me to do?
• 1:33:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yenor threw the stone at you.
• 1:33:24
  Kraka was running up to grab it from you because someone was
• 1:33:26
  trying to talk through
• 1:33:26
  SPEAKER_02: the stone to you.
• 1:33:28
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33:29
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'll give it to Kraka real quick.
• 1:33:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh...
• 1:33:32
  SPEAKER_02: Hello?
• 1:33:33
  SPEAKER_02: Is someone there?
• 1:33:33
  SPEAKER_02: I was told this was urgent, and then no one was answering.
• 1:33:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, um, couldn't grab it out of the backpack fast enough.
• 1:33:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we're trying to get someone to us.
• 1:33:50
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:34:01
  SPEAKER_01: I think... I think the booze is a little strong.
• 1:34:12
  SPEAKER_02: I'll take it.
• 1:34:16
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, who has booze?
• 1:34:19
  SPEAKER_02: Not important.
• 1:34:19
  SPEAKER_02: You got my wife?
• 1:34:23
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 1:34:27
  SPEAKER_02: But she had informed me that there may be...
• 1:34:35
  some people that need to come here yeah we'll just do a trade
• 1:34:42
  that's gonna be
• 1:34:43
  tricky that's what you guys trade for well that's gonna depend
• 1:34:49
  on the magic user on
• 1:34:49
  here do you have someone that is experienced with teleportation
• 1:34:52
  magic kinda sorta
• 1:35:04
  SPEAKER_02: How many people are you sending?
• 1:35:10
  SPEAKER_02: Should do two, but probably just the one.
• 1:35:14
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's up to you.
• 1:35:21
  SPEAKER_02: You guys are so damaged, right?
• 1:35:27
  SPEAKER_02: Fairly, yes.
• 1:35:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just the one.
• 1:35:30
  SPEAKER_02: Just the castle's outer defenses.
• 1:35:31
  SPEAKER_02: The keep is still fine.
• 1:35:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just the one.
• 1:35:40
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 1:35:42
  SPEAKER_02: Uh... Put your, uh... magic user... on the line.
• 1:35:50
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, Joaquin, catch!
• 1:35:51
  SPEAKER_02: And we're gonna throw it at him.
• 1:35:57
  SPEAKER_01: I will catch it.
• 1:36:01
  SPEAKER_02: I assume that you're the one that drew a teleportation circle?
• 1:36:07
  SPEAKER_02: Did something to create a teleportation circle?
• 1:36:10
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 1:36:11
  SPEAKER_02: I did.
• 1:36:12
  SPEAKER_02: I cleaned this one up.
• 1:36:16
  SPEAKER_02: So we're imparting your magic on top of unknown magic?
• 1:36:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:36:24
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's what we're going to do.
• 1:36:28
  SPEAKER_02: Have you done a teleportation before?
• 1:36:34
  No,
• 1:36:34
  this is kind of my first time,
• 1:36:36
  but I'm getting a pretty good feel for it.
• 1:36:44
  You need something directly linked to the person that we are
• 1:36:51
  teleporting to you.
• 1:36:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I look at you north.
• 1:37:03
  SPEAKER_02: Will it be destroyed or consumed upon use?
• 1:37:06
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 1:37:09
  SPEAKER_02: She whips off her wedding ring.
• 1:37:10
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 1:37:13
  SPEAKER_02: Now, sir, what is your name?
• 1:37:21
  SPEAKER_01: Joaquin.
• 1:37:23
  SPEAKER_02: Ah, yes, Joaquin.
• 1:37:25
  SPEAKER_02: Take the object that you were given and just focus on that object.
• 1:37:33
  SPEAKER_02: He takes it in his hand.
• 1:37:38
  Now don't step into the circle and make sure that there is no
• 1:37:41
  one else inside of the circle.
• 1:37:45
  He gestures for everyone else to stand back and don't enter in
• 1:37:48
  the circle.
• 1:37:49
  SPEAKER_01: Do not cross the circle.
• 1:37:52
  SPEAKER_02: You touch the edge of the circle.
• 1:37:58
  SPEAKER_02: He will kneel down and touch and place a hand on the edge of the circle.
• 1:38:04
  SPEAKER_02: It begins glowing.
• 1:38:09
  SPEAKER_02: And not just like a flash like it did before, like a steady glow.
• 1:38:12
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:38:16
  All right.
• 1:38:17
  SPEAKER_02: We're going to do the same thing here.
• 1:38:18
  SPEAKER_02: Hold tight.
• 1:38:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:38:26
  SPEAKER_02: Now this is only going to remain open for a few seconds.
• 1:38:32
  SPEAKER_02: What you need to do
• 1:38:36
  SPEAKER_02: Are you going to send your person through first,
• 1:38:39
  SPEAKER_02: or do you want our person to come through to you first?
• 1:38:49
  SPEAKER_02: Above table, that's their person being Kaida coming over.
• 1:38:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:38:54
  So do you want Kaida to come over first,
• 1:38:56
  or do you want to send Harold Fildo through first?
• 1:38:58
  SPEAKER_01: I thought we were going to have Kaida come over first.
• 1:39:05
  SPEAKER_02: So the second that she steps foot outside of that portal,
• 1:39:07
  SPEAKER_02: you need to have your person come through.
• 1:39:10
  SPEAKER_02: It only stays open for a few seconds.
• 1:39:14
  SPEAKER_00: I explain this to the rest of the group so that they understand.
• 1:39:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm doing all this heavy lifting over here.
• 1:39:22
  SPEAKER_00: You guys got to do the rest, okay?
• 1:39:24
  SPEAKER_00: You only got a couple of seconds on this.
• 1:39:27
  SPEAKER_02: I'll just lift Harry up.
• 1:39:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, uh...
• 1:39:33
  Are there any medical issues that we need to know about about
• 1:39:35
  this person sending through?
• 1:39:36
  SPEAKER_02: We don't want a pandemic to happen in the keep.
• 1:39:41
  SPEAKER_00: He seems fine.
• 1:39:43
  SPEAKER_02: I just give Yonor a dirty look.
• 1:39:46
  SPEAKER_02: He seems fine.
• 1:39:47
  SPEAKER_02: He has some amputated limbs.
• 1:39:50
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:39:51
  SPEAKER_02: How recently amputated?
• 1:39:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's been a couple weeks.
• 1:39:58
  SPEAKER_02: Have they been treated properly or are they infected?
• 1:40:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna grab his wrist and inspect it.
• 1:40:06
  SPEAKER_02: You used to lay on hand down him afterwards.
• 1:40:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:40:08
  SPEAKER_02: You stopped the bleeding.
• 1:40:10
  SPEAKER_02: He was treated.
• 1:40:11
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, then yeah, he's fine.
• 1:40:14
  SPEAKER_02: Good.
• 1:40:17
  SPEAKER_02: There might be some magic.
• 1:40:20
  SPEAKER_02: What kind?
• 1:40:23
  SPEAKER_00: Unsure.
• 1:40:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's in his head.
• 1:40:27
  SPEAKER_02: Is this a rescue?
• 1:40:33
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of.
• 1:40:39
  SPEAKER_02: A medical staff on standby.
• 1:40:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's a good, that's a good choice.
• 1:40:44
  SPEAKER_02: Joachim.
• 1:40:48
  SPEAKER_02: Roll a d100 for me.
• 1:40:51
  SPEAKER_03: Roll a d100?
• 1:40:55
  SPEAKER_02: And Yenor, roll a d100 for me.
• 1:41:01
  SPEAKER_00: That's 12.
• 1:41:03
  SPEAKER_02: At first it's like trying to get a cold engine to turn over.
• 1:41:33
  SPEAKER_02: Flashes,
• 1:41:33
  SPEAKER_02: and then it doesn't flash,
• 1:41:34
  SPEAKER_02: and then it flashes,
• 1:41:35
  SPEAKER_02: and then it doesn't flash,
• 1:41:35
  SPEAKER_02: and then it flashes,
• 1:41:36
  SPEAKER_02: and then it doesn't flash.
• 1:41:39
  SPEAKER_02: And Lakim, you're just so focused on this.
• 1:41:45
  SPEAKER_02: All of a sudden, there's just this wormhole.
• 1:41:56
  SPEAKER_02: Your wife steps through.
• 1:41:58
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 1:42:04
  so she is through the portal i'm going to throw harry through
• 1:42:08
  it gently like a
• 1:42:10
  SPEAKER_02: light toss and he is no longer
• 1:42:35
  That seems to work,
• 1:42:36
  although...
• 1:42:38
  The person you sent through kinda landed on their face.
• 1:42:42
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, is he okay?
• 1:42:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he seems fine.
• 1:42:49
  SPEAKER_02: We'll take good care of him.
• 1:42:52
  SPEAKER_02: What's your name?
• 1:43:02
  SPEAKER_02: Captain Smith.
• 1:43:09
  SPEAKER_02: Do I think that's actually his name?
• 1:43:14
  SPEAKER_02: Their name?
• 1:43:15
  SPEAKER_02: No, probably not.
• 1:43:22
  SPEAKER_00: What's your real name?
• 1:43:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, give me that.
• 1:43:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yenor.
• 1:43:28
  SPEAKER_02: What's his name?
• 1:43:31
  SPEAKER_02: Dumbass, right now.
• 1:43:35
  i need to know who's responsible for harry me i am responsible
• 1:43:39
  for harry better
• 1:43:41
  protect him he'll be fine i'm the one that's going to be
• 1:43:43
  healing him and i have
• 1:43:46
  some questions about how he got such clean cuts for missing our
• 1:43:50
  hands and feet i
• 1:43:52
  SPEAKER_02: can tell you right now he was excellent shot
• 1:44:04
  We should probably not tell these stories when you are trying
• 1:44:07
  to protest your
• 1:44:07
  SPEAKER_02: innocence to the Caldesian Council.
• 1:44:17
  SPEAKER_02: He was a threat.
• 1:44:18
  SPEAKER_02: We neutralized the threat with the intent of fixing him later.
• 1:44:26
  SPEAKER_02: We were stuck in the middle of the ocean.
• 1:44:29
  SPEAKER_02: It was that or drowned him.
• 1:44:37
  SPEAKER_00: We business.
• 1:44:42
  SPEAKER_02: What happens on your boat is your fault.
• 1:44:46
  SPEAKER_02: We'll take care.
• 1:44:47
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, it doesn't work that way.
• 1:44:53
  SPEAKER_02: He will be kept in quarantine for a while.
• 1:44:56
  SPEAKER_02: Probably best.
• 1:44:59
  SPEAKER_02: Should I be concerned?
• 1:45:04
  SPEAKER_02: If there is any black ooze...
• 1:45:07
  SPEAKER_02: Radiant damage gets rid of it.
• 1:45:11
  SPEAKER_02: And I can just seal away magic.
• 1:45:14
  SPEAKER_02: That would be best.
• 1:45:18
  SPEAKER_02: Because he has magic.
• 1:45:19
  Are there any other problems that I can help you with at this
• 1:45:23
  present moment?
• 1:45:24
  SPEAKER_02: Do you know where the Iron Hand is?
• 1:45:30
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, no.
• 1:45:30
  SPEAKER_02: All communication from Ishania has gone dark since the airship attack.
• 1:45:35
  SPEAKER_02: And there's been no rumors?
• 1:45:39
  Well,
• 1:45:40
  I'm hoping that when my mother gets back,
• 1:45:42
  I will have all of that information.
• 1:45:44
  SPEAKER_02: But until that point in time, I have none of that information.
• 1:45:52
  SPEAKER_02: That is if this keep survives until she gets back.
• 1:45:59
  You'll be fine.
• 1:46:03
  SPEAKER_02: Your dad'll kick ass.
• 1:46:05
  SPEAKER_02: He can only do that a couple times a day.
• 1:46:10
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
• 1:46:16
  SPEAKER_02: Good luck.
• 1:46:18
  SPEAKER_02: She goes dead.
• 1:46:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 1:46:24
  SPEAKER_02: Hello, my love.
• 1:46:26
  SPEAKER_00: Hello.
• 1:46:28
  SPEAKER_02: And she comes up and hugs you and kisses you.
• 1:46:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 1:46:35
  SPEAKER_02: What was so urgent that you needed assistance from myself?
• 1:46:40
  SPEAKER_02: I think I could deal with bureaucrats.
• 1:46:46
  SPEAKER_02: I see.
• 1:46:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's what you have Joaquim for.
• 1:46:49
  SPEAKER_02: She dressed her shorts, Joaquim.
• 1:46:55
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 1:46:55
  SPEAKER_02: Aren't you good with dealing with bureaucrats?
• 1:46:58
  SPEAKER_02: You're very charismatic.
• 1:47:03
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, sure, when I want to be.
• 1:47:06
  SPEAKER_00: At least nobody would want to be with me.
• 1:47:09
  SPEAKER_02: He covers one end of a stick.
• 1:47:11
  SPEAKER_02: And you cover the other end.
• 1:47:13
  SPEAKER_02: Now all of our six are covered.
• 1:47:18
  SPEAKER_02: You can just tell her you missed her.
• 1:47:22
  SPEAKER_02: Also that.
• 1:47:24
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's fine.
• 1:47:27
  SPEAKER_02: I was busy taking care of our families.
• 1:47:30
  SPEAKER_02: Now they got run to do it.
• 1:47:35
  SPEAKER_02: They're running low on manpower.
• 1:47:39
  SPEAKER_02: Well, Dan, do you want us to send you back?
• 1:47:41
  SPEAKER_02: I was hoping that you were all going to come to us.
• 1:47:46
  SPEAKER_00: We have to go do stuff in Keldis.
• 1:47:51
  SPEAKER_00: Well,
• 1:47:53
  they should be able to hold out at least the next couple of
• 1:47:57
  days until her mother
• 1:47:59
  SPEAKER_02: gets back.
• 1:48:02
  SPEAKER_02: It should be okay.
• 1:48:05
  SPEAKER_02: So theoretically,
• 1:48:05
  SPEAKER_02: couldn't we go to Keldus,
• 1:48:06
  SPEAKER_02: grab General Malachi,
• 1:48:07
  SPEAKER_02: convince him to come with,
• 1:48:08
  SPEAKER_02: and then go help run?
• 1:48:13
  SPEAKER_02: You have to convince General Malachi to let you into the city.
• 1:48:17
  SPEAKER_02: I thought we teleport directly into the city.
• 1:48:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yes,
• 1:48:20
  SPEAKER_02: which means you have to convince General Malachi to let you out of the
• 1:48:22
  SPEAKER_02: teleportation room without killing you.
• 1:48:25
  SPEAKER_00: That's why we have you, babe!
• 1:48:27
  SPEAKER_00: You're so pretty and smart.
• 1:48:33
  SPEAKER_02: You have to convince the council to send aid.
• 1:48:38
  SPEAKER_02: General Malachi is one of ten council members.
• 1:48:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but she's beautiful and smart, and she knows how to do all that.
• 1:48:50
  SPEAKER_02: I think you overestimate some of my abilities, my love.
• 1:48:54
  SPEAKER_02: You also have first-hand experience on what is happening right now.
• 1:48:59
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 1:49:00
  SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately,
• 1:49:05
  SPEAKER_02: Not all of the council members are keen to helping.
• 1:49:15
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 1:49:16
  SPEAKER_03: I mean,
• 1:49:17
  do you think Malachi would understand if we told him that we
• 1:49:20
  were undercover
• 1:49:23
  SPEAKER_02: sniffle shade investigation,
• 1:49:25
  SPEAKER_02: which lead us to Mr.
• 1:49:26
  SPEAKER_02: Belfast,
• 1:49:27
  SPEAKER_02: but then Mr.
• 1:49:29
  SPEAKER_01: Belfast got captured.
• 1:49:31
  SPEAKER_01: So we were coming to
• 1:49:36
  SPEAKER_01: assist.
• 1:49:38
  SPEAKER_02: Wait.
• 1:49:40
  SPEAKER_02: Mr. Belfast isn't here?
• 1:49:42
  SPEAKER_02: No, he got kidnapped.
• 1:49:45
  SPEAKER_02: How?
• 1:49:48
  SPEAKER_02: How did he get kidnapped in his own place?
• 1:49:51
  SPEAKER_02: I just shrugged.
• 1:49:54
  SPEAKER_03: He didn't really have that great of security.
• 1:49:56
  SPEAKER_03: I got it.
• 1:50:03
  SPEAKER_02: Well.
• 1:50:18
  SPEAKER_02: So the plan is we go to Keldes.
• 1:50:28
  Well,
• 1:50:28
  didn't the capturer,
• 1:50:30
  Mr.
• 1:50:30
  Belfast's capturer,
• 1:50:31
  say something about going after him?
• 1:50:33
  SPEAKER_02: Lady Ren, right?
• 1:50:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's who he was talking about?
• 1:50:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, he did say that he was threatening your friends.
• 1:50:44
  Yeah,
• 1:50:44
  I was just saying that out loud in the group to let Kaida know
• 1:50:50
  that part,
• 1:50:50
  too.
• 1:50:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we have written evidence of threat.
• 1:51:00
  SPEAKER_02: Unfortunately, written evidence doesn't mean much when there's
• 1:51:08
  SPEAKER_02: when you're dealing with miscellaneous individuals.
• 1:51:12
  And a millionaire investor kidnapped that they most likely have
• 1:51:16
  weapons contracts with.
• 1:51:18
  SPEAKER_02: Gael, this doesn't have weapons contracts.
• 1:51:21
  SPEAKER_02: No, but other places do.
• 1:51:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:51:26
  SPEAKER_02: Mainly the Dishonians.
• 1:51:29
  SPEAKER_02: Dolphos is kind of a bitch.
• 1:51:30
  SPEAKER_02: Should probably start making weapons for whoever held him captive.
• 1:51:35
  SPEAKER_02: Might do something about that.
• 1:51:36
  SPEAKER_02: We should probably get him back.
• 1:51:45
  SPEAKER_02: To Keldus it is, Dewey.
• 1:51:48
  SPEAKER_02: I'm guessing I'm here to help support Wakim in this teleportation.
• 1:51:54
  SPEAKER_02: Then as well.
• 1:51:56
  SPEAKER_00: Probably.
• 1:52:01
  SPEAKER_02: Wakim, how did you get the ability to use teleportation anyway?
• 1:52:06
  SPEAKER_03: That is completely unimportant, the process at hand.
• 1:52:12
  SPEAKER_02: It is very important.
• 1:52:14
  If this teleportation is wrong in any manner without a conduit
• 1:52:19
  on the other side,
• 1:52:19
  SPEAKER_02: this could be a problem.
• 1:52:21
  I can promise you that as far as the accuracy of this
• 1:52:25
  teleportation circle,
• 1:52:26
  SPEAKER_01: this one in particular,
• 1:52:28
  SPEAKER_01: it is accurate.
• 1:52:31
  SPEAKER_02: Does dark magic now?
• 1:52:32
  SPEAKER_02: I whisper into Kaida's ear.
• 1:52:36
  SPEAKER_01: As long as we know where we're going.
• 1:52:38
  SPEAKER_02: He was doing that before, though.
• 1:52:46
  Let's see.
• 1:52:48
  SPEAKER_02: Has anyone been to the city of Keldis previously?
• 1:52:51
  SPEAKER_02: Besides myself.
• 1:52:53
  SPEAKER_02: And my wife.
• 1:52:54
  SPEAKER_02: We were there a few years ago for a competition.
• 1:53:00
  SPEAKER_02: Actually...
• 1:53:05
  SPEAKER_02: Miss Lala?
• 1:53:06
  SPEAKER_02: Me?
• 1:53:09
  SPEAKER_02: Hi.
• 1:53:09
  Why didn't you fight us in that competition with the...
• 1:53:15
  Oh,
• 1:53:15
  what's his name?
• 1:53:18
  SPEAKER_03: Captain Reeve?
• 1:53:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:53:20
  SPEAKER_03: No, couldn't have been me.
• 1:53:21
  SPEAKER_03: Don't know him.
• 1:53:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I thought.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for the confirmation.
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  Are we going to get...
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  Let's get everyone inside of this teleportation circle.
• 1:53:47
  SPEAKER_02: Unless there's anything else that we have to do here.
• 1:53:53
  SPEAKER_02: Nope, I'll follow your lead.
• 1:53:56
  SPEAKER_02: I'm ready to go.
• 1:53:59
  SPEAKER_02: Should we get everybody in here?
• 1:54:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'll start going to get the animals and the girl.
• 1:54:08
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, Lala's the one that sent Puppyfish off to go gorge itself.
• 1:54:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but... You have to get Poppy.
• 1:54:16
  SPEAKER_02: Poppy, Thess, and... What's the girl's name again?
• 1:54:20
  SPEAKER_02: Iris.
• 1:54:21
  SPEAKER_02: Iris.
• 1:54:26
  SPEAKER_02: With a Y. I-R-Y-S?
• 1:54:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 1:54:33
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:54:36
  SPEAKER_02: Get them.
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  and then puppy fish i'm assuming lala you go and retrieve i
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  mean you're stupid
• 1:55:00
  SPEAKER_02: everyone's standing inside of the circle
• 1:55:14
  SPEAKER_02: If no one has anything else to do... Oh, Akeem!
• 1:55:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 1:55:49
  SPEAKER_02: This would be kind of... We can only teleport ten people.
• 1:55:57
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 1:55:59
  SPEAKER_02: Eleven here, with whatever the shadowy thing is.
• 1:56:06
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 1:56:10
  SPEAKER_02: You, go away.
• 1:56:11
  SPEAKER_02: and he snaps his fingers and the shadow dissipates back into the shadow.
• 1:56:17
  SPEAKER_02: So you all watch as the shadow kind of...
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  retracts back into the ground and then slithers its way back
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  into Akeem's shadow
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  SPEAKER_02: and disappears.
• 1:56:33
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry about that.
• 1:56:34
  SPEAKER_02: Now he won't run into any problems.
• 1:56:37
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully.
• 1:56:55
  SPEAKER_02: This is going to be another teleportation.
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  So,
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  Hakeem,
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  when you are ready,
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  we can attempt this teleportation as well.
• 1:57:07
  SPEAKER_02: Hakeem takes a deep breath and then nods his head
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm ready.
• 1:57:15
  SPEAKER_02: This time, I'm going to have you make an Arcana check.
• 1:57:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:57:28
  SPEAKER_02: I am going to use something.
• 1:57:34
  SPEAKER_01: I will do an inspiration point.
• 1:57:41
  SPEAKER_01: And I will grab it.
• 1:57:42
  SPEAKER_01: 21.
• 1:57:42
  SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
• 1:57:43
  Kaida rolled a 32.
• 1:57:50
  SPEAKER_00: She is built for Kana.
• 1:57:52
  SPEAKER_02: 21 is still pretty good.
• 1:58:12
  SPEAKER_01: I helped.
• 1:58:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to say Lala, Deedle, or Kroka, one of you roll a D100.
• 1:58:22
  SPEAKER_02: Deedle got it.
• 1:58:39
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
• 1:58:40
  SPEAKER_02: There it is. 43.
• 1:58:45
  SPEAKER_02: The circle lights up.
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  This is much less chaotic and much more controlled than when
• 1:58:53
  Kaida had quickly
• 1:58:54
  SPEAKER_02: teleported all of you off of the airship.
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  SPEAKER_02: You are all stuck into an empty vacuous space
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  And when you reappear and where you reappear will be revealed
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  at the beginning of
• 1:59:27
  SPEAKER_02: the next session to see if you were successful or not.
• 1:59:34
  SPEAKER_02: This is a shorter session, but thank you all for tuning in thus far.
• 1:59:40
  SPEAKER_02: We have to go rest our voice.
• 1:59:44
  SPEAKER_02: Still recovering a little bit.
• 1:59:46
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you all so much for tuning in and staying patient with us.
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  We are indeed ending on a teleportation cliffhanger as it is
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  one of the perfect
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  SPEAKER_02: spots to leave off.
• 1:59:58
  SPEAKER_02: So until next time, stay safe, stay warm, and we will see you next week.
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