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Case Of The Mondays (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.1.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I know when you're Elon Musk, you can
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  bang on whoever you want to a point. Maybe it's
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  the itism in him. But it kind of seems like he
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  just bangs everything to Breeze and adds more
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  of a baby mama drama. The sort of thing that
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  he needs to. What do I mean by that? Here's Ashley
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  Sinclair. His baby mama. Saying that Elon offered
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  her $40 million to sign an NDA. Oh, she's doing
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  what all the cackling women do. I'm not saying
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  all women are cackling, just the cackling ones.
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  Spawn the odd thought. Taylor Frankie Paul. Brianna
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  Chicken Fry. Kale and Nicole move. I'm talking
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  about the man. And without the man, here's another
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  hot girl. Set were uncomfortable, particularly
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  as it relates to women and the treatment of women.
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  Yeah. Even though I take women back, but having
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  kids was an obvious deadbeat dad. Within the
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  right wing, I had experiences of my own, like
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  with members of Congress, like Madison Cawthorn.
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  Yeah, I wasn't down on it. while I was working
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  at Republican companies. Oh, good for you! Go
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  over your frickin' LinkedIn resume, why don't
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  you? I had horrible experiences with people like
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  Benny Johnson. I saw things that were uncomfortable,
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  but... You know what it is? Maybe if all your
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  roommates were terrible, maybe you're the terrible
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  one! You know that analogy? You might be the
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  problem! I couldn't leave. And then eventually,
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  skipping through a few chapters, I get an offer
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  for $40 million for an NDA. Oh, yeah. I decided
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  to go away. And from him. From Elon. Okay. And
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  here's what's going on. It's all these liberal
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  journalists or any of you out here. She wouldn't
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  piss on you if you're on fire. I'm just saying.
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  It's kind of like, you know, when George Bush
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  became, like, a talking piece of... Oh, my God,
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  look at me, Jimmy Kimmel. I'm not Donald Trump.
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  It's so fake. And so when you're in NDA, like,
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  to never say anything about him ever? Non -disparagement
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  into eternity. Hell yeah, I take that. But you
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  got nothing else. Because without being Elon's
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  baby mama, what else do you have? I'm not saying
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  you don't have accomplishments in life. That's
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  not what I'm saying. But I am saying the most
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  interesting thing about you is that Elon Musk
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  knocked you up. 40 million. 40 million. So it
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  was 15 million bucks. When was this? This was
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  December of 2024. Okay. And... Hey, shut up.
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  You're annoying. Oh, what area of voice? It...
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  It was 15 million lump and then 100K a month
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  for 20, 20 years, 21 years. Hell yeah, I'd take
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  that. I'd have sex with Ian for that. Kidding.
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  A little over 40 million. And in that moment,
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  you have to make a choice. You're like, do I
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  want to be a good person? Nah, you don't. And
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  there's like very hyperbolically people talk
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  about like selling your soul in Hollywood and
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  politics. Yeah. They never. Oh! Okay, oh, you're
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  so well -spoken! Ever talk about the moment that
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  you're presented with that offer? Yeah. So you're
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  trying to act like you're this huge moral superior!
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  Even though you had a kid with someone. It wasn't
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  like you had a kid with an everyday, average,
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  autistic, you know, up -and -coming musician.
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  You had it with the richest guy ever who's known
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  to have like seven different baby mamas. So you
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  knew what you were signing up for. Shut up! So
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  sick and tired of these women out here. Not all
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  women. Just the ones that have kids with a deadbeat
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  dad. And then they're mad about the results.
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  It was always a dead bait. You're stupid. Sorry.
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  I know that comes off a little rude. I don't
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  like that tone. I'm just saying. Oh, I'd tend
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  to take the moral superiority. No, you didn't.
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  The moral superiority would be not getting knocked
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  up outside of marriage. Because aren't you conservative?
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  Isn't that against your values? And that's what
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  a lot of conservatives do. Do as I say, not as
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  I do. Mm -hmm. Blah, blah, blah. Man, is she
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  annoying. Mm -hmm. No wonder a lot of people
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  try to pay her to shut up. Either she would go
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  everywhere. Mm -hmm. And she just thinks she's
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  so interesting. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah, here's Adam
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  22. The loser! I gotta be careful with my voice
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  today. Recently, I've been out in public hanging
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  out. And all of a sudden, my voice is like...
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  It does a number on me. Y 'all get to the microphone
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  about mutants. Like, you must be my man. It's
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  the loser, Adam 22. Adam 22 says people overreact
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  when they find out certain couples like him and
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  his wife are in an open relationship. He says
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  sometimes it's just calm to enjoy while watching
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  your wife getting fucked so hard by another person.
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  Maybe not. I mean, uh, the first person that
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  really brought this to attention was in part
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  a life sponge. That was very strange. It is weird
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  how his time goes on. Uh, All those guys that
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  are, you know, the people I either listen to,
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  work for, or learn from are all becoming old.
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  And I know we're all going to be old someday.
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  But you still got bone and love sponge talking
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  smack about people online. Bro, you're 60 years
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  old. If you would have saved your money, you
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  could have been like man cow and retired 10 years
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  ago. Here is Adam 22 talking about the open relationship.
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  Oh, his highest wife. Lena Plugg is there. Extremely.
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  I plug her up. Judgmental about anybody with
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  an open relationship. If people find out that
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  your girl is getting f***ed by other people.
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  Oh, yeah. And it's more fun watching others bigger
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  than you. He's one of those guys when I read
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  him. I've unfortunately watched some of his stuff.
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  Whenever Adam 22 -7 sucks, he's like, oh yeah.
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  He does that obnoxious things that narcissists
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  do when they make a porn on those guys. Oh yeah,
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  yeah, shut up. It ain't about you. They're so
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  unbelievably judgmental about it. Even if you
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  have an open relationship on both ends, you know?
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  And I also feel like as soon as you acknowledge
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  being a c**k, that they put like an additional
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  level of stigma on you if you like watching it.
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  Oh yeah. Man. You just looking at him like, you
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  just didn't know, you know. The D, well. You
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  can learn a thing or two from Papa Hoppy. No,
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  Ryan. Don't go down the road bragging. You know
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  what my rule is? And I tell this to all the youngsters.
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  Because for some reason, all the 24 -year -olds
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  want to talk to me. I am out of bar. Maybe because
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  I have sad energy, so they're like, how can I
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  not be like that, dude? But I'm telling you,
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  ladies and gentlemen, all boys and girls, do
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  not be like me. But people do come up to me for
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  advice, and I tell them, it doesn't matter what
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  the girl looks like. You can be a hot piece of
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  this, you know, model. What? I love. Spank that
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  booty. No, but what am I saying? Whatever you
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  have. I guess this could go with gay sex. I don't
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  know. I'm not really in the mood to try it. I'm
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  an ally. Pro -gay. But I'm telling you, when
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  you have a beautiful woman on your lap, because
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  I can only speak for hetero, you got to go to
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  pound town. You got to bring the ruckus. Maybe
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  when you're having sex and the girl's on top,
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  maybe you give 75%. You go pretty hard, but you
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  chill. No, no, no, no. Especially if you're really
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  into the girl. Make sure you're sore the next
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  day. Because then years later, you'll get a report
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  that your ex says you're the best you ever had.
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  Which I think that this is wrong, but this is
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  like how the average person seems to view it,
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  at least on Twitter. Adam's laying down. God,
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  he's a disturbing dude. I can't stand Dana White.
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  I think he's a moron. And I think he makes all
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  men look bad with his toxic masculinity. It's
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  the worst. This guy thinks he's better than you.
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  I don't love him better. And he even kind of
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  goes, yeah, you know, I got away with it. He
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  says men are not allowed to complain about their
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  mental health because their job is to protect
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  their family. You can complain about your mental
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  health and still protect your family. You're
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  a toxic masculinity loser. And from all the reports
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  I have of the original elite people I know from
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  my former radio job, you're kind of a scumbag.
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  We've talked about mental health, men talking
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  about their mental health. We talked about it
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  inside two years ago. I don't think men, why
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  don't you think men should be open publicly about
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  their mental health? I'm a douche. I'm a douchebag.
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  I kind of look like a man with a penis and a
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  thumb. Well, I think that, unfortunately, when
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  you're a man, there are certain... obligations
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  you have as a man. Especially if you're a man
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  that's gonna get married and start a family.
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  The man has a job in the relationship and in
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  the family unit. And a woman has a job inside
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  the family unit. Every day when you wake up as
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  a man, you are responsible for your family. Okay,
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  that's great. Welcome to the 1960s. By the way,
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  it doesn't mean you can't complain about your
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  mental health. God, you know there's a lot to
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  unpack there in this therapy. Just pure narcissism.
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  He's just such a douche. You don't look at him
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  and you're like, get away from me. You just get
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  the ick. The ick. And to make sure that you,
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  you know, from providing and... I don't know.
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  That's a sign that he doesn't know what he's
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  saying. When a guy says... That's the smartest
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  thing he ever said. From providing and... Shut
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  up. You're a douche. You think you're like this
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  empowering guy. You're a moron. Oh, yeah. It's
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  Monday, man. I feel pretty good for a Monday.
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  Like the Black Eyed Peas say in their PC version
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  of the song, not the offensive version, let's
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  get it started, huh? Let's get it started. Now,
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  if you're listening in Fresno, it is a Tuesday,
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  so tag the TSA. But as we're recording, it's
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  10 .55 a .m. I'm getting fast. Happy Pride Month.
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  All right. Let's get into it. Mm -hmm. And now,
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  back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive, and
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're
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  no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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  program's going to start. Okay, well, hit it.
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  All right. The semen was so big. Hello? Something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  with Hoppy. Weed up now we fly Oh my God, you
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  want to know the most Monday thing I just did?
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  You probably heard me going. So I was potting
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  down my microphone where I never sounded better,
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  not the music. So the music was like this. I
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  was like, oh, oh. I was wondering why you couldn't
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  hear it. If there was a way to describe the sand
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  in my eyes as I'm a little sleepy, it would be
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  turning down the wrong sound. Any other podcast.
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  We'd be like, oh my God, we gotta start it over.
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  Here, I don't really care. You're not listening
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  to me for perfect vibes. You're not really listening
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  to me for well -polished segments, and that's
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  fine. When you know your place in radio, you
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  can use it to get ahead. 856. 49, happy to see
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  you. 5, 6, 4, 9, 4, 6, 7, 7, 3. You can tweet
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  at me at RyanHobbyRadio. And you can all email
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  me. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Look at that footage
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  all over my Facebook of the teen takers. They
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  call it a thug takeover. Over at Clearwater Beach.
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  Man. Our society is really living in a mediocrity.
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  I love when they call it a teen takeover. I know
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  what I see on Facebook. Bob Buckhorn running
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  for mayor. Oh, my God. Can the boomers just not
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  let go? You got that freaking dork. Now, for
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  my listeners in Fresno, you may not know who
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  Bob Buckhorn is. He was the OG mayor of Tampa
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  from like 2012. And let me tell you, when I moved
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  here, he was fine. But I believe that politicians
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  that are boomers need to go away. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
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  It's 856 -494 -6773. You're tweeting me at RyanHappyRadio.
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  You can always email me, RyanHappyRadio, on gmail
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  .com. Okay, we got to talk about this. Now, some
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  of the advice I give on this show can be a little
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  ridiculous. Come on, man, over the top. I'm really
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  not like this in real life, but I do have opinions
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  on this show that I say that I fully believe
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  in. And one of them is preaching against a cloud
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  chasing women. I am not a fan of them. and I've
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  been a victim of it. Now, granted, I was getting
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  laid, so I wasn't really that much of a victim,
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  but I have been. I have been through the ringer
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  when it comes to women using me for whatever
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  clout I have. And I saw it in neon in Alabama
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  Barker. Now, Alabama Barker is the daughter,
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  obviously, of Travis Barker, and she's pretty
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  hot. But she's like, what, 21 and looks like
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  a sex doll. It's very strange. She's a cute girl.
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  I'd plow her. I have to say, like, she just kind
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  of icks me out. And this poor neon guy, this
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  streamer, he's not poor, he's rich. But this
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  guy, you know what I think? First of all, he
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  was in high school during COVID. So he's already
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  a little messed up. And then you end up going
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  on a website called Kik, where you're streaming
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  live to the world. And everyone's having, as
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  they like to say, the hot new term, parasocial
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  relationship with you. And it's going dandy.
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  It's going wonderful. And you see Alabama Barker.
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  And you know it's just kind of illegal. You don't
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  have a chance. So what do you do? You buy her
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  a $30 ,000 Birkin bag and all your other streaming
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  friends and friendly neighborhood podcasters
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  like Ryan Hoppy of Javier tell you, dude, that
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  she's using you. And you continue to try to win
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  her over. Even though there's been plenty of
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  girls that seem much more normal than we've seen
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  on his videos of him at the club and he's like
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  afraid to talk to them. And she was kind of mad
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  that he was talking to this one girl. Well. She
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  got caught, quote unquote, cheating. As one of
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  the days that she hung out with Neon, maybe three
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  or four weeks ago, there was an Instagram story
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  of a guy kissing her. And she was in the same
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  outfit. Breaking down that she did not cheat
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  on Neon. Just like one more thing, like the narrative
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  of me using people, I can't use anybody if I'm
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  having it. So please. One more thing, like we're
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  not going to get online and we're going to act
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  like I'm like a cheater or something. Yeah, because
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  you were never with him. That is on him for thinking
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  you were with him. That is a him problem. Like
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  we're just not going to do that. I am a single
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  person. You know, that crushes me. Because I've
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  been there, dude. Like, everybody calm the fuck
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  down. Oh, she sounds like a delight. By the way,
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  I've been there. There was this girl named Hannah.
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  She was the bus down to Cleveland. I believe
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  now she's a bartender. I bet she's taking a lot
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  of guys home. I have a few stories about Hannah.
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  They're all dramatic. First of all, Hannah decides
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  we go. She liked me because I worked on a radio
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  show in Cleveland. And she was 19 years old,
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  Snapchatted me from community college. I was
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  21. And I got in trouble for Snapchatting her
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  during work. So what do I do? I take her out
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  on a date. We went on multiple dates. Make it
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  out of my bed, whatever. Candles lit is very
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  delightful. But I was not good at kissing. And
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  you got to remember that part. Later on. So what
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  happens, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls?
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  I end up leaving the radio show. And she starts
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  to distance herself from me, but continues to
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  hang out with me. So there's two instances where
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  one time I went to Harry Buffalo and Cleveland
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  Bar. And I thought she was my date. And all of
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  a sudden, after I bought her a few drinks, she's
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  blank and she drank. I bought her a few drinks
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  and then she left with that guy. Oh, but I just,
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  you know, gonna play hockey sack with a different
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  sack at 3 a .m. And then here's the real dramatic
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  one. Oh! In Cleveland City. Right by all the
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  factories. I mean go out. Me. This dude named
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  Mikey. That like views my Snapchats. And then.
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  Good old. This guy named Ryan. And he was a pretty
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  boy. Had a nice office job. 25 years old. Making
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  good money in Cleveland. It was even okay money
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  in 2015. You were making good money in Cleveland.
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  And I bring in. And he ends up blowing her. But
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  there were plenty of other girls that were, you
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  know, trying to hang out with me. But I had to
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  have Hannah. And I never quite got Hannah. I
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  got pieces of Hannah. That sounds very disturbing.
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  We made out. I had you on the radio. Don't remember.
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  I sucked at making out. You were one of my first.
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  If you were such a pro, you would have taught
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  me. That's why I prefer older women. Eight, five,
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  six, 49 hopping. So Neon, you got to relax, Dan.
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  Because now he's depressed and he's making these
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  videos. I can't play that because of copyright,
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  but it's him like wiping his nose, acting like
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  he's trying not to cry. Here's another clip.
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  Some streamer named Cheezer calls him to check
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  on him after he found out. His crush was kissing
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  another man. Cheezer's calling me. What the hell?
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  What the hell? Yo. Yo. I'm live. Oh, shit. You
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  good? Huh? This is what's annoying about these
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  streamers. They're trying to act like he's not
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  above it. Dude, you're crying. It's okay. I cried
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  out of hand. You okay? Have a good day, bro.
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  Yeah, he's doing that annoying little Gen Z thing.
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  It's like he's a teenager. But I was there. I
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  ain't judging. It's just he doesn't want to listen
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  to anybody. I was thinking, oh, these streamers
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  when they're like, I don't know. How old? 37.
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  They're going to be looking back on these clips.
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  Neon will be married with a nice kid. And she'll
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  just be like 37 and just watch them. And she'll
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  wish she was with him. Because she'll have been
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  through like 200 guys. And listen, I am not someone
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  that punishes. I don't care who you bang. But
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  I am going to tell you that she will have a body
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  count as long as the CVS receipt. And that is
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  that. Kiki Palmer was caught off guard after
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  admitting how she relaxes. Same way I relax last
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  night. What's the weirdest thing you do to relax?
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  Because you work so hard. The weirdest thing
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  I do to relax. I mean, it depends on what you
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  consider weird. I mean, you can't even say it
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  because you don't be relaxing. She know this
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  sister. These are the things I do to relax. Some
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  of them might be weird. Sometimes I masturbate.
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  Okay, I do it. Hell yeah. It's me last night
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  at the VPN. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, girl. MIA,
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  the paper planes girl, is suing Kid Cudi after
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  being kicked off his tour. Kid Cudi to me, I
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  love Kid Cudi, but he seems like an example of
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  you don't want to meet your heroes. Here's untrustworthy
• 26:15
  Aiden Ross saying that people need to quit their
• 26:20
  9 to 5s as they'll make more money on his GTA
• 26:24
  server. Listen, My GTA server, you guys can quit
• 26:29
  your jobs in real life and work in my server.
• 26:32
  You could be a janitor. You could be a babysitter.
• 26:35
  You could be a Bitcoin, you know. You guys, oh,
• 26:38
  you guys are going to really make money in my
• 26:43
  world. Yes, guys, listen. My GTA server. Yeah.
• 26:47
  And he's a scammer. Well, Dirk says I'll be out
• 26:52
  soon. I don't believe that. This story is pretty
• 26:55
  naughty in the club. A Atlanta judge faces reprimand
• 27:01
  after having a lot of sex with a police commander
• 27:05
  in her chambers. Heard by colleagues nearby.
• 27:10
  You gotta put tape over that mouth so she shuts
• 27:12
  up. But if they're getting reprimanded, that's
• 27:16
  like a high five. You go, bro. I'm going to give
• 27:20
  you another high five and then maybe we can do
• 27:23
  another high five later. Here's Scooter Braun
• 27:29
  saying he doesn't know Taylor Swift. I don't
• 27:33
  know if people know about that. I don't know
• 27:34
  if I've ever really said. I don't know Taylor
• 27:37
  Swift. I think I've met her in my life three
• 27:41
  times. I'm sure that was a delightful experience
• 27:44
  between those two months. I have never. Had a
• 27:47
  substantial conversation with her in my life.
• 27:49
  I don't think anyone's ever had a substantial
• 27:51
  conversation with you. Life. I one time got invited
• 27:55
  to a private party by her. Oh, yeah. A lot of
• 27:58
  NDAs. She told me she had the utmost respect
• 28:01
  for me. I told her I had the utmost respect for
• 28:04
  her. Yeah, yeah. Trying to act like he's not
• 28:07
  the bad guy. And they're both morons. Charlie
• 28:10
  Kirk's wife or widow. Erica Kirk says she's not
• 28:16
  dating someone. I know, she's been plowed since
• 28:20
  then. This is a little disturbing. A lot of sex
• 28:24
  tape was oiled up. Diddy, Daphne, Joy, and the
• 28:28
  male sex worker is surfacing. DJ Vlad says it's
• 28:32
  real. That culture vulture moron. I would not
• 28:36
  trust him with anything. Here's another video.
• 28:47
  crying let's see what this is at the end of the
• 28:50
  day like and i don't want to sound like a cry
• 28:52
  baby all i wanted was friends like i wasn't trying
• 28:56
  to like be weird to any of these girls like at
• 28:59
  all i'm just gonna say one thing on this live
• 29:02
  stream i never did anything negative towards
• 29:07
  these women and i've never tried intentionally
• 29:11
  to hurt any of these girls here's the problem
• 29:15
  is twitter has this new thing i've talked about
• 29:18
  this but twitter has this thing where they'll
• 29:22
  post a video from like four months ago and then
• 29:25
  it said alabama barker went live crying revealing
• 29:31
  that neon stops his monthly payments but i don't
• 29:34
  think that's true It's so hard. I got a fact
• 29:39
  check out there because I don't want to be the
• 29:41
  fake news podcast. And some of my Gen X radio
• 29:47
  friends will fall for things. And I'm like, you
• 29:50
  thought that was real. 856 -49 -HOPI. New study
• 29:57
  shows vaping increases risk of getting cancer.
• 30:00
  Oh, good. Whatever. We're all going to die something.
• 30:06
  50 Cent says that Diddy should be free while
• 30:09
  reacting to his sex tape. He has gone through
• 30:11
  enough being born with no penis. Mm -hmm. He
• 30:15
  does seem like he'd have some on. Here's another
• 30:21
  video that says Alabama Barker Day. Here she
• 30:27
  is addressing me on. Let's see if this video
• 30:30
  is actually her addressing me yet. Or. If it's
• 30:35
  something else. I didn't cheat on anybody. We're
• 30:39
  not going to act delusional. No one's going to
• 30:41
  act delusional. And I really, really deeply care
• 30:48
  for Neon. Yay, he's friendzoned. Very deeply
• 30:56
  care for Neon. Me and Neon are getting to know
• 30:59
  each other outside and Neon, you know when you're
• 31:06
  laying at home wondering what she's up to? Outside
• 31:10
  of streaming and on stream. That's what I'm trying
• 31:13
  to say. I know it's kind of hard for you to talk.
• 31:17
  Not me, we're together. He's going to crush his
• 31:19
  soul. So like, all this craziness, like I cheated
• 31:24
  on someone or I did someone, those pictures,
• 31:27
  it's not my man, it's not my boyfriend. I was
• 31:32
  just hacking up on him. She didn't say it's fake
• 31:39
  or AI. I spoke to Neon. Hey, Neon, I blew another
• 31:47
  guy. I'm sorry. Everything's fine. You gotta
• 31:52
  remember, he's, what, 21, 22? I believe he's
• 31:55
  22. How old is Neon? Let me look this up in the
• 31:59
  club. Because I'm going to base, because I'm
• 32:02
  telling you. I've been there. Neon is 21, not
• 32:09
  even 22. He's a successful guy. He comes from
• 32:15
  an Indian family, so he has morals. And I've
• 32:20
  been there, dude. I've been there. I get it.
• 32:25
  She's a piece of ass. I get it. Everybody calm
• 32:29
  down. You feel like because you're so successful
• 32:33
  and you're just becoming a legend day by day.
• 32:36
  I do like neon. But you're a little immature.
• 32:39
  You were 15 during COVID. So it's excused. Because
• 32:45
  I have a saying. If you were in high school during
• 32:47
  COVID, you were a little messed up. Just a little
• 32:50
  bit. I'm single. Neon's single. That's going
• 32:54
  to crush his heart. Me and Neon are just going
• 32:59
  to continue to get to know each other. Good luck
• 33:02
  with that. I think you deserve one of those nightclub
• 33:05
  girls that seems nicer. Speaking of nightclub
• 33:10
  girls, Lena the Plug says that actors on a porn
• 33:16
  set don't get paid if the guy doesn't finish.
• 33:18
  As much as the job is... tough on women it's
• 33:22
  way tougher on the guy like no questions asked
• 33:26
  you have to be perfect and if you're not perfect
• 33:29
  this the company might not call you back everyone
• 33:32
  on set does not get paid it's like so much wait
• 33:34
  wait wait wait wait wait oh man so the final
• 33:36
  shot's a little bit of pressure that's why the
• 33:39
  guys are always cheering after So if the guy
• 33:43
  does not come, then the girl doesn't? Nothing
• 33:46
  sacred with his freaking plan. Doesn't get paid?
• 33:49
  Like, no, the set does not get to finish. Like,
• 33:51
  everyone's waiting on you. But she's talking
• 33:54
  about like a formal, real studio. As opposed
• 33:58
  to her and Jason doing this scene on a boat.
• 33:59
  That was just for OnlyFans. Wait, wait, wait,
• 34:00
  wait. That was when he got his wife blood. Wait,
• 34:04
  wait, wait, wait. All right. This is creeping
• 34:06
  me out, but I'm enjoying it. Okay. This doesn't
• 34:09
  make any sense business -wise. So you're going
• 34:10
  to tell me. that if i was a producer and i hired
• 34:14
  a girl and a guy to come in the girl came in
• 34:18
  the dude for two hours right and he can't come
• 34:21
  at the end the girl gets nothing she walks away
• 34:23
  everyone has to wait until there's a way for
• 34:25
  the scene to finish otherwise every dollar put
• 34:28
  into that set that day from the audience i would
• 34:31
  tell you man porn is not some fun and by the
• 34:35
  way half the videos don't finish yo engineer
• 34:38
  to the photographer what's the point I often
• 34:41
  wonder, this is a very dirty thought, but my
• 34:43
  show can be a little dirty even at the family
• 34:45
  show. I wonder if people in the 20s were doing
• 34:50
  the money shot. That's just a porn thing, but
• 34:53
  it's very strange if you think about it. That's
• 34:55
  all I'm going to say. I wonder if Abraham Lincoln
• 34:58
  was doing it to one of his lovers. And yes, I
• 35:05
  did say lovers. That was exactly what I said.
• 35:13
  Adult entertainer Kira Noir opens up about falling
• 35:17
  in love after a gangbang. Oh, man, we're just
• 35:21
  hitting salacious topics on this Monday morning.
• 35:26
  I'm glad the kids are listening. I dated a guy
• 35:30
  for two years, partially because I met him during
• 35:33
  a gangbang, and he was so sweet in the way he
• 35:35
  was communicating with other guys. Guys, I thought
• 35:37
  was adorable. There was one part where I was,
• 35:40
  I was in cowgirl. We're on this couch. And so
• 35:43
  I was, I had the guy that I was on cowgirl, the
• 35:46
  straddling in my pussy. There was somebody behind
• 35:48
  me in my ass. Had a hand here and here on dicks.
• 35:54
  And then the guy that ended up dating was behind
• 35:56
  the couch fucking my face. So because my hands
• 35:59
  are occupied and I can't really move too much,
• 36:01
  he was fucking my face in a river of spit just
• 36:03
  sort of going down. Isn't this romantic? And
• 36:05
  it started plopping down on the guy that I was
• 36:07
  riding. What a dirty word. And the dude whose
• 36:12
  dick I was sucking just looked at me and was
• 36:13
  like, I'm sorry. Female feminism in 2026. I apologize,
• 36:22
  but also not make too much noise. Oh my God,
• 36:25
  you're so considerate. You should tell this story
• 36:31
  at the wedding. That was so sweet. I literally
• 36:33
  like fell in love with him after that. So yeah.
• 36:35
  And she had some real trauma. The communication
• 36:40
  between guys during a gangbang is a real brotherhood
• 36:43
  thing. It is kind of weird when you're watching
• 36:45
  and they're all talking to each other. Yeah,
• 36:48
  let's just cackle and broadsand. I love that.
• 36:51
  You love that? She's like this Jewish girl with
• 36:56
  curly hair and blonde. She's kind of bland at
• 37:00
  the end of the year, but, you know, she is. It's
• 37:04
  like the Sarah J syndrome. Love that. One of
• 37:07
  the other guys was struggling in it, and every
• 37:09
  time he was noticing the little struggle, he
• 37:10
  was like, hey, and just took his place. Let me
• 37:13
  help you. I can see why when I go home to Illinois,
• 37:18
  my family doesn't know what I'm talking about
• 37:19
  right now. I get it. All right. Here's a clip.
• 37:28
  Another one in neon. This is National Neon Day,
• 37:31
  I believe. Neon left. Adrian Bronner left Neon
• 37:37
  in shock after saying he wouldn't stop drinking
• 37:39
  even if he was offered $2 million. I gotta go
• 37:42
  get in shape. I gotta stop drinking. So let's
• 37:44
  stop tonight. Nah. Nah, you probably couldn't
• 37:49
  pay me enough to stop tonight. $500 ,000. If
• 37:52
  someone paid you $500 ,000, would you stop drinking
• 37:55
  forever? No. A million dollars? No. Two mil?
• 37:58
  No. Yeah, you cannot believe him. I neither.
• 38:08
  Can I? What else do we have here? A divorce lawyer,
• 38:17
  James Sexton, says the bigger the wedding, the
• 38:20
  higher the chance of divorce. Can you predict
• 38:22
  someone's divorce by their wedding? I believe
• 38:26
  that... Sometimes the bigger the wedding, the
• 38:29
  more likely the divorce. That's been my experience.
• 38:31
  I have done, and I happen to be in the high net
• 38:35
  worth space, so of course a lot of my people
• 38:36
  have a lot of money, so they had big weddings.
• 38:38
  Oh, good for you. Who gives a shit? I'm the high
• 38:41
  net worth! How about you don't lay it in bed
• 38:44
  like me, bitch? Kim Kardashian was called superwoman
• 38:49
  by Pete Davidson. I'm in the high net worth!
• 38:56
  Right there, if someone said that to me, I would
• 38:57
  slap them. Prince Andrew's being investigated
• 39:01
  again. That won't mean anything. Waka flaka.
• 39:04
  First of all, he turned 40. And that made me
• 39:06
  feel old. And second of all, he's expecting a
• 39:08
  child. And he did a good job of knocking up a
• 39:10
  woman early on. A man was arrested for exposing
• 39:14
  himself at a Florida Taco Bell. Charlie D 'Amelio's
• 39:19
  dad slams reports accusing them of taking their
• 39:22
  daughter's money. Father of the year. There's
• 39:33
  a TMZ article about the judge that was having
• 39:37
  sex in the chamber as we talked about that. Rick
• 39:39
  Ross performed Drake songs in Miami. I mean,
• 39:44
  you can't ignore him. What was it? Ashton Martin.
• 39:51
  Even though, you know, it's a good song. Farrah
• 39:57
  Abraham is wearing literally a bra that said
• 40:00
  OnlyFans on it. I kind of respect how she just
• 40:04
  kind of tells everybody, Hey, this is me. I got
• 40:08
  pregnant at 16. I'm a terrible role model. I
• 40:13
  don't care about you. And I'm naughty. Taylor
• 40:18
  Frankie Paul said that her mental health is improving.
• 40:20
  I was so worried. Thank God. Yesterday, I was
• 40:26
  logging on the block singing. And I said to myself,
• 40:30
  oh, I hope Taylor Freaky Paul's okay. The woman
• 40:35
  that got away with domestic abuse. But if a man
• 40:38
  did it. Do you see the problem there? It's an
• 40:47
  interesting headline here. Renewed hunt for a
• 40:52
  woman who faked her cancer. Her brain cancer
• 40:55
  to scam friends and family out of money. She's
• 40:58
  pretty hot. Her name is Vanessa O 'Rourke. Reminds
• 41:02
  me of that Erica girl that worked on the Alan
• 41:05
  Cox show with Cleo and that freaking loser. He
• 41:10
  makes Rover look like a Marconi award winning
• 41:12
  host. Alan Cox is so boring. I had that girl,
• 41:16
  Erica, on his show, and she's on the railroad
• 41:18
  like 20 years ago, 16 -something years ago. And
• 41:21
  she pretended to have cancer and then got a job
• 41:23
  in Cleveland Radio. And I have no respect for
• 41:29
  anybody that fakes cancer. You're a loser! Cancer
• 41:35
  is a very bad thing. I lost three of the men
• 41:38
  in my family to it. My uncle, my godfather, and
• 41:41
  my father. So when you have dirt on it, morons!
• 41:45
  That are pretending to, you know, have cancer
• 41:47
  for money. You are scum of the earth. They don't
• 41:50
  care how high you are. If it's Vanessa O 'Rourke,
• 41:54
  age 37, and now she's on the FBI's most wanted
• 41:58
  after fleeing to Sydney, Australia. Or if you're
• 42:01
  Erica from the Alan Cox show. You're both freaking
• 42:05
  hot losers. You'd be a hot ass woman and still
• 42:09
  be a loser. And that's what they are. 8 -5 -6.
• 42:17
  49, hoppy. We got a delightful president here.
• 42:23
  Says Jackson Dart said, I love you, sir, at the
• 42:26
  rally. I don't really want to play him. Yeah,
• 42:29
  that's kind of stupid of Jackson Dart. But you
• 42:31
  know, Jackson Dart's like 22, 23. And he thinks
• 42:35
  that being around the president is cool. He doesn't
• 42:38
  know that the president doesn't care about him.
• 42:43
  He's 23. He was born in 2003. Man, that makes
• 42:47
  you feel old. He was three years old in 2006.
• 42:52
  That is not human. That doesn't make any sense.
• 42:58
  Although I know some of my 35 -year -old listeners
• 43:00
  are like, shut up, dude. You were like in third
• 43:02
  grade. It's that Gen X thing. Whenever you talk
• 43:05
  about feeling older as a millennial, they're
• 43:07
  like, hey, at least you're not me. I'll be there
• 43:09
  soon enough. The amount of distance between then
• 43:12
  and now is the amount of time between me and
• 43:14
  your age. So shut up. And that's the amount of
• 43:16
  distance between now and 23 years in the future.
• 43:20
  You'll be 70 or actually 80 if you're 55. So
• 43:23
  shut up. Enjoy the moment. All right. I think
• 43:29
  we need to play a banger. No, no, no, no, no,
• 43:31
  no. I ain't talking about a commercial. I want
• 43:35
  to play one of my intros. Honestly. Why do I
• 43:39
  feel like playing an intro? Because I have been
• 43:41
  talking for 30 minutes in a row. And we're going
• 43:43
  to talk about the Kardashian news. But I got
• 43:45
  some cover here in my Yeti cup. I promise it's
• 43:48
  not covered. Because in these studios at work,
• 43:52
  we have to make sure that it's covered. And that's
• 43:59
  fine. I get it. I just don't want people going,
• 44:03
  oh, Javi's drinking and uncaring. The only thing
• 44:06
  that's uncomfortable is my dick during sex. Why
• 44:08
  did I have a sex me? All right, it says here
• 44:11
  on Sooner that I have played this 62 times. Here
• 44:16
  is Kardashian news for 63. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
• 44:20
  yo, yo. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian
• 44:25
  news, we defect the clime. No filters, no fluff,
• 44:28
  raw truth and wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks
• 44:30
  what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown, they sittin'
• 44:33
  in the plush. Built an empire off nothin' but
• 44:36
  the hush. Reality's a script, ain't no realness
• 44:39
  in the cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin'
• 44:41
  what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal
• 44:44
  demolition Exposing fake lives, media's worth
• 44:47
  sediction Idiocracy crowned, it's the brain on
• 44:49
  snooze Clickbait wings, welcome to Kardashian
• 44:52
  News Kardashian News Where the truth gets dead,
• 44:55
  Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all beware Fake
• 44:57
  smells, fake lies, fake lives, fake drama, they
• 45:00
  choose No talent required, it's Kardashian News
• 45:03
  Kardashian News Alright, what do we got here?
• 45:17
  Let me see. We got this clip. This is from Tristan
• 45:22
  and Khloe, right? Tristan and Khloe did a lot
• 45:26
  of talking last week. They seem to have an okay
• 45:31
  relationship when it comes to Cow parenting?
• 45:37
  Let's see here. Tristan Thompson had his ex blushing
• 45:41
  after calling her bluff when she said they never
• 45:43
  hang out together if it's not for the kids. He
• 45:46
  used to like after bedtime, it's like, you're
• 45:48
  out of there. Oh, I'm leaving. Yeah. Yeah. Tristan
• 45:51
  and I don't like hang out if it's not with the
• 45:55
  kids. We're not banging. He did come over for
• 45:57
  hookah. Kylie, her boyfriend. His mom, everyone
• 46:01
  was there for Mother's Day. I mean, I will be
• 46:03
  honest. I know on this show, I talk a lot of
• 46:07
  smack, but I do appreciate the co -parenting
• 46:11
  between them. I mean, my house is very, I think
• 46:13
  the reason why you... And one time in five years,
• 46:17
  you're going to throw that in my face after Mother's
• 46:20
  Day? It was definitely more than one time you
• 46:21
  threw it to my house. You didn't know if we tell
• 46:23
  them. You got that chemistry. You know, they
• 46:32
  got to pounce on. It's so weird how she looked
• 46:36
  different like 10 years ago. Here is the news
• 46:40
  clip about it. I already have enough baby moms.
• 46:45
  I don't want no more. And who helped you fix
• 46:51
  that decision? That was me. It really makes you
• 46:58
  wonderful. Because Chloe seems like the most
• 47:01
  normal one of them all. Mm -hmm. Right, because
• 47:05
  Audrey Simpson's her dad. But, I am going to
• 47:11
  tell you, ladies and gentlemen, all boys and
• 47:12
  girls, is the fact that Chloe Ellison, you know,
• 47:20
  in bed, she probably turns. It's probably some
• 47:24
  night. She's really tired. And he's just... an
• 47:29
  nba player and they're yeah tristan may have
• 47:33
  had a little ultimatum from me what getting neutered
• 47:37
  yeah yeah sometimes you gotta lay them nuts on
• 47:41
  the table what yep that's kind of funny after
• 47:46
  a handful of public cheating scandals one that
• 47:49
  included a secret baby and another with a family
• 47:51
  friend you've done oh i forgot about that I forgot
• 47:55
  about that. That was the one with Johnny Woods.
• 48:00
  Dumb. I'm not proud of it. Of course not. It
• 48:03
  felt good. Thompson revealing his ex, Khloe Kardashian,
• 48:07
  demanded he get a vasectomy. Oh, yeah, dude.
• 48:11
  You took the right and happy advice. I bet it
• 48:13
  was Khloe Kardashian listening to my song and
• 48:18
  heard this. Did you know that Ryan Hoppe got
• 48:22
  a vasectomy? Well, now you know. And we aren't
• 48:24
  even sure why we told you. Mm -hmm. That's why
• 48:27
  we shared it. Isn't that crazy? The confession
• 48:30
  happening on her Chloe in Wonderland podcast.
• 48:34
  Tristan may have had a little ultimatum from
• 48:36
  me. What? Getting neutered? Yep. Sometimes you
• 48:40
  have to make the right exact... You know what
• 48:41
  sucks about it is you can't come for a wink and
• 48:44
  just stand around. But after a wink, you're fine.
• 48:50
  We had a conversation. Sometimes you have to
• 48:51
  get forced into the right decision. There you
• 48:55
  go. Yeah, you know, I've been a little hard -headed
• 49:01
  at times. You know what I'm saying, man? Times
• 49:05
  and not. But yeah. I'm not. He's funny. And here
• 49:11
  they are talking about his past cheating. Sick
• 49:13
  and tired of the commentary. Because I'm like,
• 49:16
  you guys, I don't. love what happened I'm not
• 49:20
  saying that but it all happened for the greater
• 49:22
  good I really do think so I for whatever reason
• 49:27
  it was meant to happen not not the cheating part
• 49:30
  but like you and I weren't meant to end up together
• 49:33
  you and I were meant to have these beautiful
• 49:37
  kids we're great co -parenters you're a great
• 49:39
  present dad I'm grateful for so much of what
• 49:43
  we have now that sounds healthy And here he is
• 49:48
  about what he plans on telling the kids he's
• 49:50
  cheating. For Tristan Thompson, when it comes
• 49:53
  to his kids, honesty is the best policy. During
• 49:57
  his appearance on the May 28th episode of the
• 49:59
  Chloe in Wonderland podcast, his ex, Khloe Kardashian,
• 50:02
  with whom he shares kids True and Tatum, asked
• 50:06
  him point blank if or when he'll tell their kids
• 50:09
  about his infidelity, which ultimately ended
• 50:11
  their relationship in 2021. I've definitely thought
• 50:15
  about that. Like you said it's not about if it's
• 50:18
  when I think it just depends on which age we
• 50:21
  have this conversation when I have this conversation
• 50:23
  with the kids but I think it's just more leading
• 50:25
  by just being accountable and and Depends on
• 50:28
  the age bracket of wherever they were at then
• 50:29
  dive into it. However, I see fit Chloe and Tristan
• 50:32
  who were on I don't want to have more tic -tacs
• 50:41
  per day and I'm cheating on their life I don't
• 50:44
  know why I said Tic Tacs. I haven't had one in
• 50:45
  two years. But what I'm saying is a lot of times
• 50:48
  people, you know, have their Tic Tacs. They have
• 50:51
  their side chicks. And then what happens? You
• 50:55
  got to tell the kids later on. And that's no
• 50:58
  good. Off for three years split after a paternity
• 51:02
  lawsuit revealed Tristan had fathered a child
• 51:05
  with Marilyn Nichols. Hot piece of mess. Their
• 51:12
  kids being direct is the best way to navigate
• 51:14
  questions. You know, you have a sibling with
• 51:17
  a side chick. But I think the most important
• 51:19
  thing is that, you know, accountability. All
• 51:22
  right, we already heard him. Blah, blah, blah,
• 51:25
  blah. At least he takes some accountability,
• 51:28
  but I was reading online that he's kind of ignoring
• 51:30
  the other kid with the side chick, so that's
• 51:32
  not good. Today on TMZ. All right. Uh, Sierra
• 51:39
  has nothing more to complain about. Yeah, I don't
• 51:42
  believe that. It's from the report she has. It's
• 51:44
  kind of... Ah, no, the worst! Summer House. She
• 51:48
  knows how it all went down between Amanda and
• 51:51
  West. When did it happen that you slept together?
• 51:53
  After this statement. After they announced we
• 51:56
  are now dating. I don't buy that. Sierra on...
• 51:59
  All right. Please, shut the f*** up, Amanda.
• 52:01
  Why does she care if she broke up with him? It's
• 52:03
  not about him. It's about Amanda. Men are going
• 52:06
  to be men. Men are going to be dirty. I love
• 52:08
  your... Oh, my God. You know, that cackling broad's
• 52:11
  been hurting a little bit. Famed outrage right
• 52:14
  now. Oh, no! Travis Kelsey purchased a stake
• 52:18
  in the Cleveland Guardians. It's a dream come
• 52:20
  true for a Cleveland kid. The Guardians are worth
• 52:22
  about $2 billion. He needs to be saving for his
• 52:24
  wedding. Why is he spending money like this?
• 52:26
  I love the idea. Man, these women on this side
• 52:28
  are just so annoying. The idea that he buys this
• 52:31
  team and Taylor's like, well, there goes my eggshell
• 52:33
  napkins. Steven Spielberg was on the IMO podcast
• 52:40
  with Michelle Obama talking about... I do not
• 52:43
  like that podcast. Why can't I like Michelle
• 52:46
  and Craig? About his new movie Disclosure Day.
• 52:49
  My husband, you haven't let him see this one.
• 52:52
  He said if he wasn't among the first to see it,
• 52:55
  he was going to watch it only on an iPhone. He'd
• 52:57
  only watch it vertically. What's so wrong with
• 52:59
  seeing a movie on an iPhone? Verticals are the
• 53:01
  biggest thing right now. Charlie, if you watch...
• 53:03
  I'm Reagan! I love that LA accent. Mm -hmm. All
• 53:09
  right, what's going on with freaking AJ? Happy
• 53:12
  Hot Topic. AJ is on the mend. On May 27th, the
• 53:18
  45 -year -old shares an update on his recovery
• 53:20
  after suffering a knockout loss to YouTuber Supahotfire.
• 53:26
  I'd rather get knocked out by Superhead. Adam
• 53:28
  Ross's UFC Apex event in Las Vegas. He wrote
• 53:33
  in a since deleted Instagram story. That's outrageous,
• 53:37
  bro. It's all post these Instagram stories. What
• 53:41
  does it do? He deletes it. Why are you deleting
• 53:46
  it? Entertainment Weekly. Getting better. I'll
• 53:49
  see y 'all on Friday. Whatever, man. God, no
• 53:55
  wonder the Kardashians don't want to be around
• 53:56
  you. You're annoying. No! Happy Hot Topic! Jennifer
• 54:01
  Lopez reveals how she's helping her twins Max
• 54:03
  and Emmy prepare for college. You know what I
• 54:06
  read on the internet just kind of soon? Is it
• 54:08
  that deadbeat loser? No, it's Mark Anthony. Did
• 54:13
  not go to their high school graduation. As the
• 54:19
  on -the -floor singer and ex -husband Mark Anthony's
• 54:22
  18 -year -old twins Max and Emmy prepare to head
• 54:24
  off to college, she reveals she will absolutely
• 54:37
  play a major role in their move into their dorms.
• 54:48
  You couldn't pay me to have J -Lo be my boss.
• 54:53
  It just, like, shows how we just, like, really
• 54:55
  normalize pedophilia in our culture. Olivia Rodrigo
• 54:58
  has some thoughts on the recent online criticism
• 55:01
  of her baby doll dresses. Yeah, what do you think
• 55:04
  you're going to do? This is what I noticed. And
• 55:07
  it drives me. Oh, doll! And I don't know what
• 55:13
  I was thinking. Showing off her tight body. I
• 55:20
  know she gets mad when things like this are said
• 55:21
  on podcasts, and it's like, well, did you see
• 55:23
  what you are, honey? You weren't dressed up like
• 55:25
  a nun. The 23 -year -old appears on the May 28th
• 55:30
  episode of the New York Times podcast. Whatever.
• 55:33
  Well, don't dress up as a baby doll, you moron.
• 55:36
  I know, and as long as she talks about being
• 55:38
  a sociopath, she really is. What's going on here?
• 55:43
  Happy Hot Topic! Kelly Clarkson tears up while
• 55:49
  discussing the end of her daytime talk show.
• 55:51
  Oh, no. No! What are we going to do without the
• 55:55
  kiss -ass interviews? Oh, that's right. I can
• 55:58
  go to any podcast and listen to a kiss -ass interview.
• 56:02
  The Kelly Clarkson show host is brought to tears
• 56:05
  during her recent interview with Rita Wilson.
• 56:07
  After the actress takes a moment to lament. I
• 56:10
  don't really care. I'm sorry. I would say if
• 56:14
  I'm bored, you're bored. A Celine Dion TV show
• 56:17
  is in the works. Oh, that's good. What's this?
• 56:22
  Now, a new warning from the Federal Reserve Bank
• 56:25
  of New York about a rise in food insecurity.
• 56:29
  Rebecca Norman is here with those details. This
• 56:30
  is disturbing. It is disturbing, Robin, and it's
• 56:33
  eye -opening. But for many, it's kind of obvious
• 56:35
  because they're feeling it right now. This new
• 56:37
  report from the New York Fed shows what they
• 56:40
  call a remarkable rise in food insecurity, especially
• 56:43
  among those living paycheck to paycheck. And
• 56:46
  it's especially troubling because it impacts
• 56:47
  those with young children. Oh, but I thought
• 56:50
  we had a president. Between late 2025 and early
• 56:57
  2026, there was a sharp rise in households reporting
• 57:00
  that they had to skip meals, use food banks,
• 57:04
  and rely on SNAP benefits or dip into savings
• 57:06
  to cover their groceries, which are now 2 .9
• 57:08
  % more expensive than - Jesus Christ. So there's
• 57:31
  this football coach preacher. Remember that NBA
• 57:39
  player? I don't remember his name anymore. Remember
• 57:41
  the one that was homophobic and got fired from
• 57:43
  the Bulls? Well, he was all for that guy. And
• 57:47
  I am nerd about homophobia. So I unfriended him.
• 57:52
  He just texted me. I was like, yo. I'm in Miami.
• 57:56
  Is that near where you live? I'm like, not particularly.
• 58:05
  Jersey Shore star Angelina Pavarnik experienced
• 58:08
  a heartbreaking loss. You know what's weird?
• 58:10
  I don't think I've ever heard her last name.
• 58:12
  Like, I knew it was Pavarnik. Like, if I were
• 58:15
  to see the name Angelina Pavarnik, I'd know it's
• 58:18
  Angelina, but I've never been like, like, my...
• 58:21
  I never go Ronnie McGraw or Vinny. You just call
• 58:28
  him Vinny. Angelina. After the 39 -year -old
• 58:32
  discovers she is pregnant in the May 14th episode
• 58:35
  of Jersey Shore's Family Vacation, her health
• 58:37
  takes a turn during the May 28th episode of the
• 58:40
  series' ninth and final season. Angelina says
• 58:43
  during a confessional in the episode, I'm just
• 58:46
  not feeling myself. Some stuff's happening with
• 58:49
  me and my pregnancy. Can you believe it's been
• 58:51
  nine seasons? I remember when I came back. It's
• 58:53
  2018. I don't know what's going on, and I don't
• 58:56
  even know what to do. Angelina goes to visit
• 58:59
  co -star Sammy Sweetheart, who is also pregnant
• 59:02
  at the time. Yeah, I was talking to somebody
• 59:05
  the other day about it. That'd be my friend Callie.
• 59:08
  That was one of those things, man. She's had
• 59:11
  kind of a hard life, you know. But she also brings
• 59:16
  it upon herself. Mm -hmm. It encourages her to
• 59:22
  seek medical attention. I'm not feeling good.
• 59:25
  And so you went through a lot of... Yeah. So
• 59:29
  with me, like, I am spotting. You think something's
• 59:33
  wrong? I don't know. Yeah, that ain't good. Mm
• 59:36
  -hmm. I'll tell you right now. There's a story.
• 59:41
  My ex -fiancee... Mm -hmm. Was always trying
• 59:45
  to get pregnant. But I'm the pull -out king!
• 59:50
  And she would be like, I think I'm pregnant.
• 59:52
  I think I'm pregnant. And I'd be thinking of
• 59:53
  my white roads over. I would have had like an
• 59:55
  eight year old kid. Not the weird. Oh, it's weird
• 59:59
  about it. She would be like, I'm spotting. And
• 1:00:01
  I'd be like, she'd be like, why are you happy?
• 1:00:04
  I'm like, I was like 22 and broke. And then she
• 1:00:09
  had a kid. An elderly California woman and her
• 1:00:14
  husband are dead after she was swindled out of
• 1:00:16
  thousands of dollars. by a person allegedly posing
• 1:00:19
  as actor Tom Selleck. I don't know what it is.
• 1:00:25
  Okay. If you're an Everyday Average Joe fake
• 1:00:28
  catfish account, or you're Shane Rover French,
• 1:00:31
  it's one of those things where, yeah, it's an
• 1:00:36
  Everyday Average Joe. You might be able to believe
• 1:00:38
  they're catfishing a little bit. But, ladies
• 1:00:43
  and gentlemen, our boys and girls. If Tom Selleck
• 1:00:48
  is hitting you up for money, that ain't Tom Selleck,
• 1:00:52
  dog. Let me look up Tom Selleck's net worth.
• 1:00:56
  I'm going to guess $45 million. Tom Selleck net
• 1:00:59
  worth. $45 million. Wow. I'm good at this. Now
• 1:01:05
  I seem to be as good as making that money. Mm
• 1:01:07
  -hmm. So yeah, don't fall for that. Remember
• 1:01:12
  when I worked briefly in conservative radio?
• 1:01:16
  It teaches that money does not buy happiness.
• 1:01:20
  When you're around a bunch of conservative morons.
• 1:01:22
  I'm sorry. I'm just kidding. Not really. I'm
• 1:01:26
  sure they say delightful things about me. And
• 1:01:30
  that was one of those things, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:01:32
  boys and girls, we had this show on Saturday
• 1:01:33
  called Dr. Michael Lang. He's the man. That's
• 1:01:38
  the doctor. Good guy. Muscular. He's the sponsor
• 1:01:43
  of the podcast, fortify .com, F -O -R -T -I -F
• 1:01:46
  -E -Y -E .com. And check out his promo code,
• 1:01:48
  Ryan20. And he was, I believe, offered a spot
• 1:01:54
  on the show Catfish or some MTV show to talk
• 1:01:57
  about the fact that people make fake Dr. Michael
• 1:01:59
  Lang accounts all the time asking for money.
• 1:02:04
  Yes. Isn't that a riveting story? Isn't your
• 1:02:08
  life better off now? I hope your sister dies
• 1:02:15
  and I think I have like PTSD. Jodi Woods isn't
• 1:02:19
  keeping her feelings confidential any longer.
• 1:02:21
  During the first episode of Calabasas Confidential.
• 1:02:24
  Way too many shows out there. 19 year old gets
• 1:02:27
  emotional reflecting on the fallout between her
• 1:02:30
  sister Jordan Woods with best friend Kylie Jenner.
• 1:02:33
  Here's the problem. It's Jordan Woods. Yeah,
• 1:02:39
  it was a good time, Joe. Sure. Whatever you want
• 1:02:43
  to say to yourself. That's fine. But, ladies
• 1:02:47
  and gentlemen, our boys and girls, she still
• 1:02:51
  did this. You already have pre -cum. That's what
• 1:03:00
  she did. Weezy. That was a failed sound effect.
• 1:03:07
  She hooked up with somebody. She ain't innocent.
• 1:03:18
  And how that's affected her own relationships.
• 1:03:20
  Like all these people are in my DMs and comments
• 1:03:24
  talking about. Yeah, they're all losers. You
• 1:03:26
  got to ignore them. And when you talk about them,
• 1:03:29
  you're giving them power. Like, I'm sure after
• 1:03:33
  this show aired on Netflix, he talked about it.
• 1:03:36
  Or he got DMs. He brought it up. We all forgot.
• 1:03:39
  I forgot about it. Go kill yourself. And I hope
• 1:03:45
  your sister dies. That is. I think I have, like,
• 1:03:47
  PTSD. All right, well, get that shirt down. You're
• 1:03:50
  also, like, 19, so you're in high school during
• 1:03:52
  COVID. So I think it's a lot of other things,
• 1:03:54
  honey. Just being honest. Jeff Bezos is vowing
• 1:04:03
  to rebuild after Blue Origin's new Glenn rocket
• 1:04:07
  exploded into a fireball on the launch pad during
• 1:04:09
  an engine test May 28th. Oops, it really exploded.
• 1:04:14
  You know when you see an explosion, you're like,
• 1:04:16
  whatever, whatever. This was an explosion, man.
• 1:04:19
  That was crazy in the club. The Cape Canaveral
• 1:04:22
  Space Force Station. Well, I'm so sorry. Man.
• 1:04:30
  How could a company like Amazon take a loss?
• 1:04:34
  They have no money. All right. You get the point.
• 1:04:39
  I think Amazon will be just fine. This next headline
• 1:04:42
  is naughty. This morning, the so -called party
• 1:04:48
  mom of Los Gatos, California. Oh, yeah. We all
• 1:04:51
  have party mom stories for days. Has been sentenced
• 1:04:56
  to 35 years in prison for hosting. Whoa! Whoa!
• 1:05:03
  Sex parties for young teens in the Silicon Valley
• 1:05:06
  suburb. Whoa! Whoa! We all know that I watched
• 1:05:11
  these clips for the first time with you. I learned
• 1:05:14
  it from Tom Bernard. You don't watch it ahead
• 1:05:16
  of time. I did 35, okay. You all know that I
• 1:05:20
  talk about the double standard. A lot of times
• 1:05:23
  men, when they're doing things with teens, they
• 1:05:25
  get a lot more time in jail than women. Whatever,
• 1:05:27
  prison, whatever. 35 years? That's ridiculous.
• 1:05:35
  That's terrible. 52 -year -old Shannon O 'Connor
• 1:05:39
  hosted the parties for her son and his friends
• 1:05:42
  beginning in 2020. Yeah, that's a smart choice.
• 1:05:45
  No. 35 years or say she bought them alcohol and
• 1:05:52
  condoms and encouraged sex acts all right it's
• 1:05:55
  where it's gonna look crazy most of them were
• 1:05:57
  just 14 and 15 years old among the dozens of
• 1:06:00
  charges she faced felony child endangerment shannon
• 1:06:03
  o 'connor should spend decades behind bars why
• 1:06:07
  to protect our community to punish her to deter
• 1:06:12
  her and others from committing such well deterred
• 1:06:17
  35 years. I haven't even been alive 35 years.
• 1:06:20
  Think about that. That was 1991. Mm -hmm. Horrendous
• 1:06:26
  crimes. That's ridiculous. One teenager testified
• 1:06:30
  she became suicidal after attending a party.
• 1:06:33
  Parents describe O 'Connor as a predator. Oh,
• 1:06:36
  now the more you hear it. But 35 years. Dude.
• 1:06:40
  We have politicians committing crimes. Who is
• 1:06:43
  her lawyer? Mm -hmm. So I have a story for you.
• 1:06:55
  Oh, yeah! Back in the early 2010s, underage drinking
• 1:07:04
  parties were the thing of Illinois. I know there
• 1:07:10
  were a lot of them, but especially in Illinois.
• 1:07:12
  If you're listening in Florida, you know you
• 1:07:14
  went to the beach and drank. To my listeners
• 1:07:17
  up north, you know. Oh, yeah. We drink in our
• 1:07:22
  friend's basement. And there was this kid. His
• 1:07:29
  name rhymed with shman. And he used to throw
• 1:07:33
  ragers. And he would be getting like a BJ right
• 1:07:40
  next to the washing machine. And I thought it
• 1:07:42
  was the bathroom. Sorry, dude. His girl looked
• 1:07:48
  like Hank, not Hank Hill, looked like Dale's
• 1:07:52
  wife, the weather girl on King of the Hill, like
• 1:07:55
  a millennial version. Hot ass girl. Then he had
• 1:08:01
  my rest in peace. Our friend Jason was chugging
• 1:08:04
  vodka. And when I see a friend come up when no
• 1:08:09
  one was around, he was a douchebag at the parties.
• 1:08:15
  But also now he's dead, so I'm sorry. But you
• 1:08:22
  know what would happen all the time? Mm -hmm.
• 1:08:30
  Is the mom would be on like the second floor
• 1:08:33
  of the house watching King of the Hill. While
• 1:08:36
  the party was going on. Now, granted, she wasn't
• 1:08:41
  encouraging teen sex. It was just happening two
• 1:08:44
  stories below. But that's crazy. 35 years. Then,
• 1:08:55
  of course, I'd be mad because I'd go home knackering.
• 1:09:00
  Just like me at bars. Unless I have a bumble
• 1:09:03
  date. I'll be trying to, you know, spank it to
• 1:09:07
  go to bed. I'll be thinking about my crush. Just
• 1:09:11
  getting put out. Oh, yeah. Yes, sir. Man, this
• 1:09:20
  is nice. A little syrup -y EDM music from 2010,
• 1:09:24
  I said. By the way, my old internship, Dance
• 1:09:29
  Factory Radio, now they're streaming online.
• 1:09:34
  Go to dancefactoryradio .com. Dancefactoryfm
• 1:09:37
  .com, rather. The best EDM radio around. It's
• 1:09:41
  better than anything on Sirius. And I also learned
• 1:09:45
  my production skills, man. All right, let's see
• 1:09:48
  what else is going on. Happy Hot Topic! Madonna
• 1:09:55
  reveals a jaw -dropping sex confession about
• 1:09:58
  her John F. Kennedy Jr. romance. Man, she is
• 1:10:00
  so friggin' hot. But you know one of those things
• 1:10:04
  that she's been through a lot, guys. The Like
• 1:10:07
  A Virgin singer who was previously linked to
• 1:10:09
  fellow celebs including Michael Jackson and Sean
• 1:10:12
  Penn. Man, I cannot imagine Michael Jackson having
• 1:10:14
  sex with a woman. Recently reveals it was her
• 1:10:16
  relationship with John F. Kennedy Jr. that gave
• 1:10:20
  her the best sex of her life. Madonna admits
• 1:10:23
  this during a Confessions episode with Grindr
• 1:10:26
  uploaded on May 29th. I'm going to only name
• 1:10:29
  dead people. Um, John Kennedy Jr. No! That's
• 1:10:38
  the thing. She's high, but she's so skanky. You
• 1:10:42
  know, she's got, like, herpes. Jelly Roll is
• 1:10:49
  one proud dad. On May 28th, the country singer,
• 1:10:52
  whose dad to kids Bailey Ann and Noah Buddy from
• 1:10:55
  previous relationships, penned an emotional tribute
• 1:10:57
  for his daughter in honor of her graduating high
• 1:11:00
  school. Yeah, you know, that was a big deal on
• 1:11:02
  that house. He writes in part under pictures
• 1:11:05
  of him and Bailey on Instagram, Today you turned
• 1:11:08
  18 years old and graduate high school. Today
• 1:11:11
  you accomplished something very few people in
• 1:11:13
  this family have ever accomplished, including
• 1:11:15
  myself. She really did break the generational
• 1:11:18
  curse. That's good. We all know Paul Rudd's pretty
• 1:11:24
  much been aging backwards. Well, the 57 -year
• 1:11:27
  -old... I don't think that. Does he like Kevin's
• 1:11:30
  age yet? It looks like plastic surgery. Revealed
• 1:11:34
  his secret is good genes, not needles. I don't
• 1:11:38
  believe that. Do you have Botox? No. Shut the
• 1:11:41
  up. I love this podcast therapist. They're a
• 1:11:46
  puss. Even though this guy does not sound like
• 1:11:48
  he's getting a puss. Look at my face. Do you
• 1:11:52
  see? You have no creases. You have no creases.
• 1:11:54
  Not yet. Way too many interview podcasts out
• 1:11:58
  there. Boring. I just went. No, I know. Lisa
• 1:12:02
  Kudrow reveals she was once mistaken for Dionne
• 1:12:06
  Warwick. Yeah, you heard that right. What a moron.
• 1:12:09
  The Friends alum recounts getting confused for
• 1:12:12
  the legendary singer during a Hollywood Reporter
• 1:12:15
  roundtable convo with fellow funny women Kiki
• 1:12:18
  Palmer, Rachel Sennett. I don't need any of that.
• 1:12:21
  It's boring me. And if I'm bored, you're bored.
• 1:12:26
  I'm focusing. You know who I'm dating? Me. Oh,
• 1:12:30
  yeah. TMI in 2024. Right now, I am becoming the
• 1:12:37
  partner that I want. I'm using my finger. I'm
• 1:12:39
  learning some new tricks. So that takes time.
• 1:12:44
  You're going to attract that energy. And that's
• 1:12:46
  what I truly believe. Fast forward a couple of
• 1:12:48
  years and cue the hard launch in three, two,
• 1:12:51
  one. All right, so there's pictures of her and
• 1:12:59
  her boyfriend. We are really behind on news tonight
• 1:13:03
  because I haven't recorded in three days besides
• 1:13:05
  yesterday, but it was just Instagram clips. Happy
• 1:13:07
  Hot Topic. Oh, yeah. Let's see what we have here.
• 1:13:13
  Gone on. Mm -hmm. Today on TMZ. Okay, Donald
• 1:13:22
  Trump may be fighting Iran, but he is truly going
• 1:13:24
  into enemy territory, possibly. Madison Square
• 1:13:27
  Garden. He intends to... Oh, that's going to
• 1:13:29
  be sarcastic. Go to a finals game. I think I'll
• 1:13:34
  be going to one of the games. Trump's going to
• 1:13:35
  get... Oh, so you can't go to your son's wedding.
• 1:13:39
  But you can go to a basketball game with people
• 1:13:41
  that don't want you there. Food. Why open himself
• 1:13:45
  up to that? I'm not so sure he's going to get
• 1:13:47
  food. He went to Florida because he knew he wasn't
• 1:13:49
  liked in New York. But he is a New York guy.
• 1:13:52
  Charles hasn't lived in New York for 70 years
• 1:13:55
  yet. We got Gayle King. There was a whole thing
• 1:14:02
  because she found her ex -husband in bed with
• 1:14:05
  her friend. Oh, yay! I bet she was putting out
• 1:14:09
  better. Anybody that's been through it knows
• 1:14:11
  how painful it is. So, her... Yeah, just gonna
• 1:14:14
  make her gay with Oprah. Go today! Her ex -husband
• 1:14:17
  put out a statement and said... Oh, yeah! He
• 1:14:19
  puts on a lot. Sorry for all the pain I caused.
• 1:14:22
  Like, I ruined everything. She put me through
• 1:14:23
  law school. Is he remarried? No, he has a lot
• 1:14:26
  of, like, different girlfriends. What's great
• 1:14:27
  is you know he uses his Yale law degree that
• 1:14:29
  she paid for in order to score all these degrees.
• 1:14:32
  Oh, yeah! I was thinking the same thing, to be
• 1:14:35
  honest. Olivia Rodrigo was touring, and she was
• 1:14:40
  wearing a baby Dodger. I don't need to hear about
• 1:14:43
  that stupid, to be honest. Whatever! It was gank.
• 1:14:46
  I didn't say that. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's
• 1:14:49
  son Maddox is setting himself apart from his
• 1:14:51
  father. Who's a bigger deadbeat loser? Is it
• 1:14:57
  Brad Pitt? Or could it be the man that is known
• 1:15:03
  as Mark Anthony? It's one of the two. You know
• 1:15:09
  what I mean, Jellybean? the former couple's eldest
• 1:15:12
  child who was born matic siobhan jolie pitt has
• 1:15:15
  filed to legally drop pitt from his surname brett
• 1:15:20
  pitt's such a dish man what good is gonna come
• 1:15:25
  out of this carmen electra looks back on her
• 1:15:28
  wild romance with dennis rodman oh yeah during
• 1:15:32
  a may 26th appearance you know she was plowing
• 1:15:35
  him i said that correctly i didn't mean to say
• 1:15:38
  she was plowing he was plowing her because he
• 1:15:40
  probably was But she was plowing him. On the
• 1:15:43
  Legally Golf podcast, Carmen reflects on her
• 1:15:46
  marriage to the former NBA star and why she ultimately
• 1:15:50
  decided to walk away, admitting that while she
• 1:15:53
  was, quote, crazy in love with Dennis, whom she
• 1:15:56
  married in 1998 before ending their marriage
• 1:15:59
  six months later, she eventually realized the
• 1:16:02
  relationship was taking a toll on her, candidly
• 1:16:05
  sharing, It was just too hard to continue to
• 1:16:10
  keep up with him. Yeah, you know, he's all coked
• 1:16:13
  out. And his friends. It was constant drinking.
• 1:16:17
  Gosh, he's a hot piece of ass, huh? Carmen says
• 1:16:19
  she noticed bags under her eye. That's actually
• 1:16:22
  a hot, Carmen. It's always weird when you work
• 1:16:25
  with someone that's not that hot named Carmen.
• 1:16:28
  He has a puffy face and felt like something had
• 1:16:30
  to change. Yeah, you were married to Dennis Rodman.
• 1:16:35
  That had to change. Amy Fox's girlfriend is putting
• 1:16:39
  her baby bump on full display. Two weeks after
• 1:16:42
  the actor announced he and girlfriend Alice Huckstep
• 1:16:45
  were expecting a child together, his third, the
• 1:16:48
  mom -to -be steps out for the first time since
• 1:16:50
  the news on May 28th. In the photo, Alice can
• 1:16:54
  be seen running errands while sporting athletic
• 1:16:56
  wear with just enough belly peeking through to
• 1:16:58
  show off her growing baby bump. The couple's
• 1:17:01
  latest milestone comes - Hey, you know I taught
• 1:17:03
  that hot piece of ass nobody. Good for you! You'll
• 1:17:06
  be like - Morgan Wallen decides his piano was
• 1:17:17
  still the problem. Mmm. Yeah. he's the worst
• 1:17:23
  you know how they say thoughts and prayers thoughts
• 1:17:26
  and chairs during his may 29th concert in denver
• 1:17:30
  morgan appears to let his frustrations boil over
• 1:17:33
  after experiencing technical difficulties mid
• 1:17:37
  -show in videos circulating on social media the
• 1:17:40
  singer finishes an performance of sand in my
• 1:17:45
  boots before seemingly pushing over a piano that
• 1:17:48
  had malfunctioned during the concert what a loser
• 1:17:52
  on his still the problem tour the instrument
• 1:17:58
  crashes to the stage shattering on impact he
• 1:18:03
  is such a dork Women love him, though. Desperate
• 1:18:11
  Housewives alum Marsha Cross got fans excited
• 1:18:14
  after she posted... I thought it was Marsha,
• 1:18:16
  not Marsha. Marsha Cross got fans excited after
• 1:18:20
  she posted a very rare selfie. She's so freaking
• 1:18:23
  hot. I loved her on Desperate Housewives. 64
• 1:18:27
  -year -old actress isn't... Desperate Housewives
• 1:18:29
  was, like, really good softcore acting porn.
• 1:18:33
  One to share selfies to social media. However,
• 1:18:36
  on May 28th, the redheaded beauty known for playing
• 1:18:40
  Brie Vandercamp on the hit 2000 show and Kimberley
• 1:18:44
  Shore. All right, so she looks hot. Good for
• 1:18:46
  her. What's going on here? Scooter Braun and
• 1:18:51
  Sydney Sweeney had a fun undercover date night
• 1:18:54
  in New York City. The music exec shared footage
• 1:18:58
  from their late night self -led tour through
• 1:19:01
  the city to social media. He captioned the Instagram
• 1:19:04
  video posted on May 31st, when you're in bed
• 1:19:07
  at 11pm and your girl says, I've never been to
• 1:19:11
  Times Square. Aw man. Hell yeah! Yes, let us
• 1:19:16
  know he's in bed with sadness. In the clip, the
• 1:19:19
  44 -year -old filmed himself and Sidney biking
• 1:19:22
  through the streets of New York while... That's
• 1:19:25
  so cute. Yeah, he's got that daddy on his shoulder.
• 1:19:30
  Brandy Glanville's son's sex life is apparently
• 1:19:33
  not confidential. Yeah, she's a skank. the reality
• 1:19:39
  star made a surprise cameo in netflix's calabasas
• 1:19:43
  confidential where she revealed how she found
• 1:19:46
  out her son mason was no longer a virgin that's
• 1:19:50
  kind of gross Unfortunately, my mom knows about
• 1:19:53
  my virginity. Mmm, from the radio. During the
• 1:19:56
  fourth episode of the Netflix series, which dropped
• 1:19:59
  on May 29th, Brandy recalled to Mason and his
• 1:20:03
  friend, Emily Nelson, I remember realizing he
• 1:20:06
  wasn't a virgin when I walked by his room and
• 1:20:10
  I heard a spanking being given. I was just like,
• 1:20:14
  fuck my life. My son is not a virgin anymore.
• 1:20:22
  She added, I think he was 15 or 16. I was crying.
• 1:20:27
  I'm like, I am so uncomfortable right now. But
• 1:20:30
  at least he's giving a spanking. He's got some
• 1:20:32
  mood. Oh my God, I can't talk. I gotta listen.
• 1:20:53
  Just the reporter, this whole report. She added,
• 1:20:57
  I think he was 15 or 16. I was crying. I'm like,
• 1:21:01
  I am so uncomfortable right now. But at least
• 1:21:04
  he's giving a spanking. He's got some moves.
• 1:21:10
  Oh my God. Can you imagine being that son and
• 1:21:14
  your imbecile loser? If a mom is talking about
• 1:21:18
  your sex life? Oh, my God. It's a list. Randy
• 1:21:23
  shares 22 -year -old Mason and 19 -year -old
• 1:21:26
  Jake with ex -husband Eddie Chibrian. Wait, is
• 1:21:29
  that not one of them? Eddie Chibrian. Wait, wait,
• 1:21:31
  wait. He shares 22 -year -old Mason and 19 -year
• 1:21:35
  -old Jake with... So this was during COVID because
• 1:21:37
  she said he was 15 or 16 and he's 22. So it's
• 1:21:40
  during COVID. He's gambling. Anyhow, your narcissistic
• 1:21:44
  morn of a mom talks about having... What was
• 1:21:48
  it she said last week? She has a... What was
• 1:21:50
  it? What's the tag you get on your arm? She said
• 1:21:56
  she had throat ringworm from giving oral. Yeah.
• 1:21:59
  That's their mom! Woo -hoo! You're obviously
• 1:22:04
  very charismatic. You're smart. You're beautiful.
• 1:22:09
  Celebrity crush going up. My first one ever was
• 1:22:11
  Left Eye from TLC. I played Chili in a TLC movie.
• 1:22:15
  I know you did. Close enough. I know you did.
• 1:22:18
  Close enough, absolutely. Anyone said dark chocolate?
• 1:22:23
  Close enough. From where I sit? Sean! So it's
• 1:22:28
  Sean Evans from Howlons and Kiki Palmer. Mr.
• 1:22:37
  and Mrs. Evans. Yeah, they're banging. There
• 1:22:42
  is no doubt about that. Dua Lipa and Callum Turner
• 1:22:50
  are officially husband and wife. Yeah, I can't
• 1:22:53
  tell if Dua Lipa's hot or not. She always has
• 1:22:55
  those weird hair. My favorite thing about her
• 1:22:59
  is the song Dua Lipa, Dua Lipa by Jack Harlow.
• 1:23:03
  The banger. The song you can get on. Oh, yeah,
• 1:23:09
  I had to die. I had to do Hoppy's Hoops. All
• 1:23:11
  right, I know. Aye, the mayor of New York said
• 1:23:34
  he won't sit with Trump at the NBA Finals. What
• 1:23:36
  a... Anthony Edwards' baby mamas are trying to,
• 1:23:43
  you know, get as much money out of him as possible.
• 1:23:48
  Which normally I wouldn't be good with that.
• 1:23:50
  I think baby mamas get enough. So y 'all know
• 1:23:56
  not only does he choke in the playoffs, he chokes
• 1:23:59
  as a father. That doesn't really feel so bad.
• 1:24:02
  Sure. I got him. A lot of them. That's what you're
• 1:24:10
  doing. Yeah. Yeah. Let him hit a club, rise and
• 1:24:36
  fall. Here and there, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:24:39
  Happy Hour got the shock and awe. Dun, dun, dun,
• 1:24:43
  dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Happy Hoops got
• 1:24:45
  the shock and awe. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun,
• 1:24:49
  dun, dun. Oops. Happy Hoops got the shock and
• 1:24:51
  awe. I ruined that. Dad! Put all eyes down. Happy
• 1:24:55
  Hour got the shock and awe. Mm -hmm. Happy Hour
• 1:25:01
  got the shock and awe. Happy Hot Topic. Look
• 1:25:06
  at the emotions from Wimpy. This morning, the
• 1:25:09
  sound of Victor. This is what you want to see.
• 1:25:12
  The reigning champion, Oklahoma City. CSGA, little
• 1:25:16
  bitch. Thunder are dethroned. And Victor Wimpy.
• 1:25:20
  The San Antonio Spurs have done it. are headed
• 1:25:23
  to the finals. San Antonio came out of the gate
• 1:25:26
  on fire. One Benyama throwing down early. Oh,
• 1:25:30
  yeah! He dug it out with a little bit of shit.
• 1:25:33
  Benyama throws it on his head. And Spurs building
• 1:25:36
  a lead as big as 14. So there's that, and here's
• 1:25:39
  Chet Hanks talking about his terrible performance.
• 1:25:43
  Did I just say Chet Hanks? Am I Chet Holmgren?
• 1:25:45
  Chet Holmgren finished the game seven loss with
• 1:25:47
  four points on one for two shooting from the
• 1:25:49
  field. And he was a fan. He pulled a Ben Simmons.
• 1:25:53
  He choked when it mattered like a little bitch.
• 1:25:56
  And he's only two shots coming in the first quarter.
• 1:25:59
  And here's his post -game interview. You tend
• 1:26:02
  to sort of put a team first. I have seen emotions
• 1:26:06
  from you at this point. I mean, there's times
• 1:26:08
  where, like, one of these, like, bumping you
• 1:26:10
  on the way. Oh, sure. Clearly tried you. And
• 1:26:16
  Chad likes to feed. Did you feel at any point
• 1:26:19
  that you almost went out of your way to not make
• 1:26:21
  it about you and him? Like almost to a degree
• 1:26:25
  you hadn't before? I mean, at the end of the
• 1:26:30
  day, he was overwhelmed. What I mean is a giant.
• 1:26:34
  It's always about... He is strong. He must have
• 1:26:39
  hit the pen. Trying to win the basketball game.
• 1:26:41
  I think he'll be fine. He's a talented guy. But
• 1:26:47
  he needs to hit the... He needs to just invest
• 1:26:49
  in his body. He's got so much potential. He's
• 1:26:52
  so young. He's a great champion. Blah, blah,
• 1:26:55
  blah, blah, blah. We all know Chad Holmgren knows
• 1:26:59
  how to play basketball. Y 'all need to grow up
• 1:27:03
  a little bit. Us as a collective, the Thunder
• 1:27:09
  team, trying to win the basketball game. Yeah,
• 1:27:11
  he definitely hit the pen. SGA finished the Game
• 1:27:13
  6 loss with 15 points on 6 for 18 shooting, and
• 1:27:17
  he spoke about his shooting struggles as well
• 1:27:18
  as Game 7 being the biggest game of his career.
• 1:27:21
  What's your comfort level knowing Game... Ah,
• 1:27:23
  so that was from before the NBA Finals. It doesn't
• 1:27:26
  matter as much. Let me see if I can get SGA after
• 1:27:28
  the NBA Finals, or I mean the Game 7. What am
• 1:27:31
  I trying to say? I don't know what I'm saying.
• 1:27:33
  I'm losing. Never mind. Chet struggled to score
• 1:27:35
  in the series versus Spurs. His highest scoring
• 1:27:37
  game was 16 points. And then in game seven, having
• 1:27:40
  four points and four boards on two shot attempts.
• 1:27:42
  And here's SGA talking about Chet as well as
• 1:27:45
  Chet talking about his series versus Spurs. And
• 1:27:47
  then with Chet, he had a kind of down statistical
• 1:27:50
  series. How much more particularly on the offensive
• 1:27:52
  end do you feel like y 'all might need from him
• 1:27:54
  moving forward? Anything more. He didn't shoot.
• 1:27:58
  Okay. No, no, no, no, no. There is a difference
• 1:28:00
  between trying to get a shot off. I'm trying
• 1:28:02
  to explain it to people. that don't know NBA
• 1:28:03
  as well. There's a difference between trying
• 1:28:05
  to get a shot off and not getting, like if he
• 1:28:07
  would have shot 20 shots and gone three for 20
• 1:28:10
  and made three, but tried 17 times, you'd be
• 1:28:13
  okay. He just had a bad, he didn't even shoot
• 1:28:15
  the rest of the game after the first five minutes
• 1:28:18
  in the first quarter. That's like almost 40 minutes
• 1:28:21
  of nothing. We, we need you. Like, we just, we
• 1:28:27
  need you hungry. Like. I like how he said his
• 1:28:30
  name. They're not mad at him, but they're like,
• 1:28:32
  Chet! Before Chet was here, we weren't who we
• 1:28:36
  are today. We didn't have the success we have
• 1:28:38
  today. When he's the best version of himself,
• 1:28:41
  we're the best version of ourselves, and it's
• 1:28:42
  no secret. And yeah, we need Chet. He's another
• 1:28:48
  guy that got offense, defense, and all -star
• 1:28:51
  in one year at a super young age. The thing with
• 1:28:55
  SGA, he's rich! He's not bad. Guys like that,
• 1:29:05
  you need on your team. I like that he's defending.
• 1:29:09
  I'm kind of throwing him under the bus. Both
• 1:29:12
  those guys are in the same caliber. There you
• 1:29:14
  go. Hey, Stephen Marbury. Say you love playing
• 1:29:18
  for Flip Saunders since we're all going into
• 1:29:20
  the past of remembering Stephen Marbury on the
• 1:29:23
  Knicks. I think my communication was lackluster
• 1:29:26
  because I left one place where Marbury let too
• 1:29:30
  much of his potential go to waste. I had like
• 1:29:33
  a father figure in Flip Saunders and it was structurally
• 1:29:38
  set up the proper way, which is why I see why
• 1:29:41
  a lot of people, they get upset about. I am.
• 1:29:45
  Here I... Okay. I saw this clip here. And this
• 1:29:52
  to me right here proves the Gen Z mentality of
• 1:29:58
  playing basketball. You know what? I've never
• 1:30:02
  even heard any of the losers in the 90s say this.
• 1:30:08
  You know what I've never heard? John Stockton.
• 1:30:11
  or Gary Payne until he won in 06. You'd have
• 1:30:14
  never heard the people that lost to Michael Jordan
• 1:30:16
  or Hakeem Olajuwon. You would not have heard
• 1:30:20
  them saying this. This is Donovan Mitchell. We
• 1:30:28
  may win a ring here. We may never win a ring
• 1:30:30
  here. But I've won in life. That's the loser
• 1:30:34
  attitude. You're pretty much saying I'm rich
• 1:30:40
  and above you and I don't care about playing
• 1:30:42
  basketball. That's what you're doing? I'm out
• 1:30:46
  of here. Catch y 'all in 19 weeks. Yeah, he's
• 1:30:50
  pretty much saying I'm in it to the NBA, Eastern
• 1:30:53
  Conference Finals. I'm going to go out to the
• 1:30:55
  Hall of Fame because anybody can go into the
• 1:30:58
  NBA or the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame. And I
• 1:31:00
  don't like it in Cleveland, so I'm going to LA
• 1:31:03
  to play with some snow bunnies. That's what he's
• 1:31:08
  saying. He's a loser. You got him beat in the
• 1:31:12
  second round after getting slapped like a little
• 1:31:14
  bitch. You got him like, my life's a cliff. Keep
• 1:31:18
  telling yourself that. And my good old, what's
• 1:31:24
  his name? I'm starting to draw a blank. John
• 1:31:27
  Brunson. As he's blowing his ass off, you got
• 1:31:31
  these guys going, yeah, I got hundreds of millions.
• 1:31:33
  You're not a winner though. You're a loser. And
• 1:31:37
  that's fine. If you don't take that route, no
• 1:31:42
  one's going to blame you for it. Here's Mike
• 1:31:48
  Brown saying before the NBA Finals why he was
• 1:31:52
  hoping it would be San Antonio. No, it doesn't.
• 1:31:59
  You know, if we expect to be who we think we
• 1:32:03
  are, then... You know, at the end of the day,
• 1:32:07
  it doesn't matter at the end of the day. If we
• 1:32:12
  played San Antonio, it would save me some money
• 1:32:14
  because my family lives in San Antonio. I don't
• 1:32:17
  have to buy airline tickets. But at the end of
• 1:32:20
  the day, both teams are great. Why would you
• 1:32:24
  not have to buy airline tickets? You're still
• 1:32:27
  fun. Maybe not pay for a whole – because you're
• 1:32:31
  still – wait, wait. Because you're going to also
• 1:32:33
  play New York. Oh, maybe for that. I don't quite
• 1:32:39
  get that. Wait, wait. I'm trying to figure this
• 1:32:44
  out. I noticed somebody listening to my show
• 1:32:46
  right now and it's going right at me. Let me
• 1:32:48
  re -hear this. I'm confused. It doesn't. If we
• 1:32:52
  expect to be who we think we are, then at the
• 1:32:58
  end of the day, it doesn't matter. At the end
• 1:33:01
  of the day. If we played San Antonio, save me
• 1:33:06
  some money because my family lives in San Antonio.
• 1:33:08
  I don't have to buy airline tickets. So, but
• 1:33:11
  at the end of the day. Oh, because of his family.
• 1:33:13
  Got it. I can see. Okay. I get it. I get it now.
• 1:33:18
  Get it. Talk to me. It's a little Monday morning.
• 1:33:24
  A lot of it. Let's wake up with some NFL news.
• 1:33:33
  Mm -hmm. It is 99 days. Whoa! Time's flown. I
• 1:33:47
  remember when it was 150 days until the NFL season
• 1:33:50
  begins. But now, time has flown by, and we got
• 1:33:55
  to appreciate the summer. It's going to go by
• 1:33:58
  fast. And there's going to be time for the NFL,
• 1:34:01
  which means the days are shorter. And I'm telling
• 1:34:06
  you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I
• 1:34:08
  know we're all missing the NFL, but think about
• 1:34:10
  it. If you're living in a dreary city like Cleveland,
• 1:34:14
  Ohio, like Rocky River, or Rochester, New York,
• 1:34:18
  or Greece, New York, it's going to be cold when
• 1:34:21
  your favorite team's playing. So even during
• 1:34:24
  the summer... If it's just, you know. Baseball.
• 1:34:30
  You have nice words. God damn it. Sorry. I didn't
• 1:34:45
  mean to do the headphone thing again. I ruined
• 1:34:47
  it. I ruined the climax. Like Adam 22's wife
• 1:34:51
  said earlier, if you don't finish. You don't
• 1:34:53
  get paid. I guess I'm not getting paid today.
• 1:34:55
  I didn't finish correctly. All right. Here is
• 1:34:59
  Abdul Carter talking about Jackson Dart speaking
• 1:35:03
  to Trump. Can Jackson say he's sorry? No, I don't
• 1:35:07
  want him to say he's sorry. Like, stand on what
• 1:35:09
  you believe in, but it can't be a problem when
• 1:35:11
  I stand on what I believe in. Hell yeah, I like
• 1:35:13
  that. Here is Pooka Nakawa talking about how
• 1:35:19
  his life's different. He's always been right
• 1:35:20
  there to support me. And it's been great. We've
• 1:35:23
  had many conversations about me being a father,
• 1:35:27
  about me being a football player. And Biden women
• 1:35:29
  like a loser. I am. Cam Newton loves young Miami
• 1:35:37
  speechless. But you know, when you leave young
• 1:35:41
  Miami speechless, that's the same. Why is that
• 1:35:47
  saying that? Because, ladies and gentlemen, our
• 1:35:51
  boys and girls, she never stops talking. So when
• 1:35:54
  you leave Young Miami Speakers, I was like, you've
• 1:35:56
  really said something. You want to know something
• 1:35:58
  I learned about men? Because I study men a lot.
• 1:36:02
  What'd you learn? I learned that, like, no matter
• 1:36:06
  what's going on in life, men focus on themselves.
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  That's not true. That's not true. You don't think
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  so? Tell me. He's wearing his stupid hat like
• 1:36:20
  always. If you feel that he's focusing on himself,
• 1:36:24
  because I can agree to that, I worry about me
• 1:36:28
  because I know who I affect. Yeah, you worry
• 1:36:31
  about yourself because you got women ditching
• 1:36:34
  you after dating for two years. So you got to
• 1:36:36
  learn that you come first. And she's probably
• 1:36:39
  ditched a lot of guys. I noticed that the guys
• 1:36:42
  are working on themselves. That's how that works.
• 1:36:46
  Mm -hmm. Here's Chris Simms and Mike Flario getting
• 1:36:49
  into it. Everybody thinks Lamar's going to fall
• 1:36:52
  off the planet when he can't run. And I just
• 1:36:54
  want to go, have you guys watched Lamar Jackson
• 1:36:56
  in the last few years? I did. I mean, he's an
• 1:36:58
  incredible passer. He's an incredible decision
• 1:37:01
  maker. Yeah, he is until the playoffs come and
• 1:37:03
  then he's like out of it. Mm -hmm. Like, what
• 1:37:07
  are we talking about? You know, and that's the
• 1:37:09
  disrespect I don't like that comes to Lamar in
• 1:37:11
  that way. All right. Because everybody's still,
• 1:37:13
  there's still a little faction of people like,
• 1:37:15
  oh, he's just a running back. And Mike Florio's
• 1:37:17
  got that little bitch ass face. Bitch slap. Back
• 1:37:20
  playing quarterback. And I'm like, um, he threw
• 1:37:23
  41 touchdowns in like three. All right. Lion
• 1:37:32
  star Jack Campbell, the linebacker, said he kept
• 1:37:35
  an article calling him one of the worst draft
• 1:37:37
  picks ever. I feel that. There's people that
• 1:37:40
  have right in their mouth about me. Just realize
• 1:37:45
  they wouldn't say it to your face. So when I
• 1:37:48
  got drafted on draft night, yeah, I remember
• 1:37:50
  everything. I remember a lot of things that were
• 1:37:52
  said. A guy from my hometown mailed me a letter.
• 1:37:56
  I still have it today. Just the CBS Sports article
• 1:37:59
  article. Just talking about how, like, this is
• 1:38:02
  probably the worst pick in the NFL history. That's
• 1:38:05
  why all those analysts are stupid. And I'm just
• 1:38:08
  like, you guys are for sure. So, I mean, all
• 1:38:12
  that stuff, like, it wasn't about proving them
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  wrong. I feel like, for me, it was proving the
• 1:38:18
  people who believed in me right. That's exactly
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  it. That's a good way to look at it. Because
• 1:38:23
  you can prove a hater wrong. This is a message
• 1:38:27
  to all my haters. I could literally cure cancer.
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  And you'd be like, geez, Hoppy, could have done
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
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• 1:38:56
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  Copy hour will be right back. Oh, my God. This
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  is the most Monday thing I've ever done. I haven't
• 1:39:31
  done a Kiss on a Monday show. I'm sorry. Usually,
• 1:39:35
  I begin the show, but I just talked for an hour
• 1:39:38
  and a half. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Wanna go
• 1:39:42
  to Chachki's? Get some coffee? Oh, it's a little
• 1:39:45
  early. I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. Again!
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  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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• 1:40:03
  got a case of the Mundus. Let me ask you something.
• 1:40:08
  When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
• 1:40:10
  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
• 1:40:12
  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
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  man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
• 1:40:23
  kicked saying something like that, man. Oh, yeah!
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  Here's the LAP Bogus Boys with Chi -Town, Chicago's
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  on the south side of Chicago. Gang bang all my
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  life. Nigga all I know. Moving on. I'm hot when
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  Seventeen for the beat stars, never fought the
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  flag, we the loaded and wild hunters Neutron
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  killer nigga, you either ride or die You're five
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  foot six and you better roll your neck When you
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  walk up in the county and they ask what you is
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  All well GD, Vice Lord, that King, BD, MC, new
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  priest, fantasy They livin' by the creed in the
• 1:41:22
  state of Illinois Chiefs still pull rank on the
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  streets from in the joint I've been appointed
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  a position of authority within this organization
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  You don't wanna worry, so I can call you even
• 1:41:33
  before I put it in effect You catch up in violation
• 1:41:36
  if you disrespect Shot time, shot time, shot
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  time, shot time When we layin' in the ditch,
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  ain't nobody playin' bitch I just act as free
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  to kill, everybody say the shit Shot time, shot
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  time, shot time, shot time, shot time We in the
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  middle of the action In the midst of the gun
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  fights and stabbing You better have that card
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  when you need it, pass it, pass it Cause we are
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  making X -Rest spot that, spot that, pass it
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  You gotta act in them Illinois boys, grind me
• 1:42:15
  I don't think a nigga out here will really drive
• 1:42:18
  me See, I'm highly respected You don't know what
• 1:42:21
  we see, gangster and fester and fester I got
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  board member status, we'll connect, we'll connect
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  And we believe in the gym and we elect, we elect
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  You got a death wish, you go against your brain,
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  time to die now We got rules and regulations
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  in the shop Any land, any ditch, ain't nobody
• 1:42:45
  playin' bitch I get back and spray the tip, everybody
• 1:42:47
  say the shit Shop time Everybody say a joke Shit,
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  I don't know what you heard, all I know Is to
• 1:43:03
  catch up a quarter when you come to Chicago Make
• 1:43:07
  sure you understand that We gangbangers, we don't
• 1:43:10
  care about no damn rap But on that note, let's
• 1:43:13
  get this shit straight I ain't the one to lip
• 1:43:16
  -box, reach it back and forth on a mixtape Even
• 1:43:18
  though you say that's hip -hop, well nigga I
• 1:43:21
  don't play A motherfucker this county gon' get
• 1:43:23
  popped Nah, I ain't waving a threat I'm just
• 1:43:26
  letting you know, when it go, I'm as gangsta
• 1:43:29
  as it get. Now play with it like you think I'm
• 1:43:31
  joking. We'll come shoot the town up. Bounce
• 1:43:34
  on the first thing smoking. Oh, Charlie, it's
• 1:43:37
  that real. I'm telling you, don't let this fucking
• 1:43:40
  rap shit get your ass killed. Goofy, that beef
• 1:43:43
  ain't shit to me. Especially when I just signed
• 1:43:46
  a deal. I need the publicity. Shut up. Me layin'
• 1:43:55
  in the ditch, ain't nobody playin' bitch I get
• 1:43:57
  back and spray the team, everybody say the shit
• 1:44:00
  I'm the 100 foot alone, used to every little
• 1:44:08
  fool Motherfucker lay alone, everybody say it's
• 1:44:11
  your shot Me layin' in the ditch, ain't nobody
• 1:44:19
  playin' bitch Down shot, down shot, down shot,
• 1:44:45
  down shot, down shot News, LAP boys, boys, with
• 1:45:40
  Chi -Town's anthem. All right. What are we going
• 1:45:44
  to do? We got Tampa Bay News, Fresno News. We
• 1:45:48
  got all this news coming up. But you know the
• 1:45:51
  drill. We can't just go right back into the show.
• 1:45:54
  I got to teach you a little, man. Welcome to
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  is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and
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  gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio
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  in, too. Turn it up, turn it loud Hey, from the
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  bank to the world Yeah, we're live right now,
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  yeah 6ix9ine, Big Mike, he don't hold back Pete
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  Heat, whole globe tapped Lines ring hot when
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  name Laugh through the deep, through the love,
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  through the shame Old school jams, while the
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  stories roll through If you know, then you know,
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  that's the Hoppy Hour mood It's the Hoppy Hour,
• 1:47:55
  Hoppy Hour From St. Pete out to the world, so
• 1:47:59
  wild Turn it up a little So I'm trying to make
• 1:48:41
  an AI song called Joy Taylor and Kayla Nicole
• 1:48:46
  are cloud chasers. And this shows how much power
• 1:48:49
  Taylor Swift has. I'm putting in Joy Taylor.
• 1:48:55
  I did this before with Taylor Frankie Paul. Not
• 1:48:59
  Taylor Swift. And it won't let me. The hair is
• 1:49:05
  something close enough because I brought the
• 1:49:06
  song about Kayla Nicole and Joy Taylor. That's
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  the whole goal, yeah That's the whole goal, yeah
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  Pull up, slow in boots, not poses Name on the
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  mouth, but the work don't show Sis, talk real
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  loud for a camera glow up Then switch up fast
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  when the checks don't show up I seen that smile,
• 1:49:32
  I seen that stunt Front for the crowd, then you
• 1:49:35
  fold that front Say you for the love, say you
• 1:49:38
  for the fans But you keep one eye on the next
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  man's plans Yeah, I know that look It's all for
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  the book Turn, turn every hand you shook To a
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  bigger repose Hey, let me call, hey, let me call
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  Stay in for the room, let the truth unfold Country,
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  country pop, all talk, no soul Cloud chasers,
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  cloud chasers There you go. That was a terrible
• 1:50:05
  song. I'm just being honest. I don't want to
• 1:50:08
  go on and make my audience think I enjoyed that.
• 1:50:11
  Can't make a freaking song with the word Taylor
• 1:50:13
  in it. The whole world doesn't revolve around
• 1:50:15
  that broad. I mean, it kind of does, but. So
• 1:50:19
  we all know Kayla Nicole is a too personal podcast
• 1:50:22
  where she has, you know, she has stopped talking
• 1:50:29
  about sports because she knew nothing. She had
• 1:50:34
  Fox Sports showing off her boobies while the
• 1:50:37
  other people she banged did the talking. So now
• 1:50:41
  she's doing kind of like a personality podcast
• 1:50:43
  showing off her real personality. And she had
• 1:50:47
  Kayla Nicole on. And here's a clip of her. People
• 1:50:54
  on the internet feel like they know you because
• 1:50:56
  you're a public figure. I am. That's the thing.
• 1:50:59
  But you put yourself out there. All the time.
• 1:51:03
  Kayla. Kayla, Kayla, Kayla. You have me blocked.
• 1:51:08
  I've gone viral talking about you. Got a badge
• 1:51:11
  of honor. Did I fist you off? Mm -hmm. I'm going
• 1:51:15
  to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 1:51:17
  if you were private like Taylor, then there's
• 1:51:21
  really nothing to talk about. We don't really
• 1:51:23
  talk about Taylor's life. We just see them walking
• 1:51:24
  into a dinner in the same freaking pose every
• 1:51:26
  time. But you. You post your whole life online.
• 1:51:30
  Noah, don't we know about you, honey? I've been
• 1:51:33
  angry as fuck. You got a menopause coming up?
• 1:51:37
  I've been violently angry. I thought that I was
• 1:51:40
  going to pee on myself. Oh, yeah. This is some
• 1:51:43
  riveting content by two riveting women. Like,
• 1:51:47
  I'm literally, if you guys run the date back,
• 1:51:49
  I'm like this. If I found out that my man...
• 1:51:52
  One of your nine guys, like how you had Amanda,
• 1:51:55
  you cheated on with the president of Fox Sports.
• 1:51:58
  Batman was in the bathroom taking a shit. Like,
• 1:52:02
  can you believe this bitch's belly? I'm home
• 1:52:05
  and I'm... What a weird, weird woman. That means
• 1:52:09
  when she takes the poop, it's a big process.
• 1:52:13
  I want to go out to eat and I don't have anyone
• 1:52:15
  to eat with. I will take myself out to dinner.
• 1:52:17
  Yeah, and you hate paying for it. You're like,
• 1:52:19
  no, I see why guys don't want to go home with
• 1:52:20
  me. I'm high minutes. If I know that you're a
• 1:52:23
  fucking idiot, then... She's rich. I've completely
• 1:52:27
  gone into cackling territory. You can just tell
• 1:52:31
  the bitterness on Joey's face. I'm just immediately
• 1:52:36
  going to rebel. Do I look like a pull -up bitch?
• 1:52:38
  I feel stupider for listening to this. It's two
• 1:52:41
  side chicks. Blah, blah, blah. And here's a clip
• 1:52:47
  that says... I had... my like arch internet enemy
• 1:52:54
  in front of me, other than calling them a fucking
• 1:52:56
  idiot, what I would say to them to try and like
• 1:53:00
  draw some understanding out of them. This is
• 1:53:02
  going to make me emotional. I don't know why.
• 1:53:04
  I would tell them that I love them. Like, I love
• 1:53:06
  you. Just like as a human being, I don't have
• 1:53:08
  to know much about you. I don't have to know.
• 1:53:13
  Kayla's been humbled. You're freaking hot. I'm
• 1:53:19
  freaking hot. I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
• 1:53:28
  I don't know what I'm saying anymore. Adam 12,
• 1:53:49
  Boston radio legend. He's joining the WROR voting
• 1:53:54
  show in Boston. Beasley Media Group. When I saw
• 1:53:58
  Adam 12, I thought it was Adam 22. I was like,
• 1:54:01
  he's doing Boston. He's working for Beasley Media
• 1:54:03
  Group now? We're better than that. Like the Joe
• 1:54:09
  show. Isn't that accurate? I'll leave that there.
• 1:54:19
  All right. It's time for Tampa Bay News. Let's
• 1:54:22
  get this party going. Let's go. How many times
• 1:54:25
  have I played this? I have played this 77 times.
• 1:54:30
  70 downloads. Ha ha. Yeah. Actually, let me pause
• 1:54:41
  real quick. I know that was irritating. We got
• 1:54:44
  five minutes left in the Fresno broadcast. So
• 1:54:46
  let me dedicate it to Fresno. There's my radio
• 1:54:50
  brain. I literally recorded 18 days in a row.
• 1:55:07
  Took a two day break and now I'm ready to go.
• 1:55:11
  Mmm. Mmm. I got the hype, but his voice takes
• 1:55:36
  you there Try to talk so tall, every line's a
• 1:55:38
  skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need for no paper
• 1:55:41
  Big man talk, he a walkin' headline Every word
• 1:55:45
  a spark, got the city in line Critics wanna squawk,
• 1:55:48
  but they can't outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's
• 1:55:51
  on shrine Microphone king, six -nine stature
• 1:55:54
  Truth he sling, Fresno's main rapture I do shop
• 1:56:15
  it. Mmm. Small but anxiety -inducing. Take a
• 1:56:29
  look at the invasive glassy -winged sharpshooter
• 1:56:31
  creating concern across Northern California.
• 1:56:34
  They don't currently have a population of this
• 1:56:37
  insect, and it is a concern for commercial grapes.
• 1:56:40
  The wine industry is particularly concerned about
• 1:56:42
  it. County Deputy Ag Commissioner Amanda Zito
• 1:56:44
  isn't sure. All right, so they're worried about
• 1:56:46
  pests going to Costco. Worry about those Costco
• 1:56:50
  prices. Mm -hmm. It's a slam dunk for a Northwest
• 1:56:55
  Fresno high school. One of basketball's biggest
• 1:56:57
  icons is coming in clutch for students at Bullard
• 1:57:00
  High. They received free sneakers from sports
• 1:57:02
  legend Shaquille O 'Neal. Action News reporter
• 1:57:05
  Anna Torea is not today. I appreciate it. That's
• 1:57:07
  some news there in Fresno. And we are following
• 1:57:11
  a developing story in the South Valley where
• 1:57:13
  an employee of Cahuilla High School in Exeter
• 1:57:15
  is under investigation. Now, police say this
• 1:57:18
  is a connected. I know this is a reference that
• 1:57:20
  no one's going to get. But I'm sure there's one
• 1:57:23
  out there. You ever heard of the adult swim show?
• 1:57:26
  Where it was a talking butt that shot people.
• 1:57:30
  It took place in Exeter. To allegations that
• 1:57:36
  the adult may have given THC vape products to
• 1:57:39
  students. It's funny in my hometown. There is
• 1:57:46
  now like four dispensaries within a mile. or
• 1:57:49
  my high school. And I think about the one time
• 1:57:54
  on 4 -20 -2012. I cannot believe that was more
• 1:57:57
  than 14 years ago. Next year is going to be 15
• 1:57:59
  years ago. How time flies. I cannot believe the
• 1:58:03
  only time I got stoned was when I smoked a vape
• 1:58:06
  pen in 2012 with Brent Edgar. And I was very
• 1:58:12
  stoned and very nervous. And Mr. Murphy kept
• 1:58:15
  checking in on me in my morning announcement
• 1:58:17
  feature. Ryan, you okay? Ryan, you okay? Ryan,
• 1:58:21
  you okay? Ryan, you okay? Because he knew I was
• 1:58:24
  stoned. And I probably wasn't even that high.
• 1:58:28
  It was just the literal high of smoking weed
• 1:58:31
  in the bathroom. It does something to you. Now
• 1:58:33
  it's time for Tampa Bay News. Oh yeah! We've
• 1:59:19
  got about 40 seconds left here. And raise those
• 1:59:24
  radio waves at hot977fmradio .com. 29 seconds.
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  28 seconds. 27 seconds. 36 seconds. 25. 21. 23.
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  24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 28. 29. 30. 30. 30. 30.
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  30. 10, I went too fast. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,
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  2, 1. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Brazil. Sounds
• 2:00:11
  like St. Pete last night. Just living off of
• 2:00:14
  4th Street. All the huggers. All right. This
• 2:00:21
  is the strangest radio show ever. I mean, only
• 2:00:27
  I died off to like seven topics in one minute.
• 2:00:29
  I mean, you could totally put on the Joe show.
• 2:00:32
  Be hilarious. There's nothing says Judge Joe.
• 2:00:38
  Like Joseph Carpenter. Good old Napa, baby. Judging
• 2:00:43
  other people's lives. When he got the job because
• 2:00:48
  of me. Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! My dad barely loved
• 2:00:54
  me. I had to earn this on my own. Thought it
• 2:00:59
  would be nice having a radio hall of fame as
• 2:01:02
  a father. Mm -hmm. All right, what the hell do
• 2:01:09
  we have going on? And go to Tampa Bay. This is
• 2:01:14
  going to be one of those shows that I'm going
• 2:01:17
  to be so tired, but I'll be listening back and
• 2:01:19
  be like, that one part of the show itself, honey.
• 2:01:22
  I did that one thing. Well, first tonight at
• 2:01:29
  10, it was the Rays. Now the Bucks want a piece
• 2:01:32
  of the pie. So they want a stadium wishlist.
• 2:01:37
  Team is hoping for help paying for a possible
• 2:01:39
  stadium facelift. All you need to do is find
• 2:01:43
  more ways to protect you from the sun. It's freaking
• 2:01:45
  hot there. This evening in St. Pete, seniors
• 2:01:47
  getting their own night to shine here. The St.
• 2:01:50
  Pete Housing Authority is hosting a senior prom
• 2:01:52
  tonight. Oh, yeah. Let's ride a train on Magdalene.
• 2:01:56
  Five to seven at the Legacy at Jordan Park, where
• 2:01:59
  organizers say there's going to be music, dinner,
• 2:02:01
  and dancing as there should be. I think her name's
• 2:02:03
  Kaylin. She's on Channel 10 in Tampa. God. It's
• 2:02:09
  freaking hot. Hot, hot, hot. does not look at
• 2:02:13
  me in public public public at events today and
• 2:02:17
  a closely watched debate over allowing neighborhoods
• 2:02:22
  outside downtown st petersburg to petition for
• 2:02:25
  resident only parking restrictions happening
• 2:02:27
  right now it's there yeah that's a pretty good
• 2:02:30
  idea because you got people logging down time
• 2:02:32
  well tonight a seminal pre -kindergarten teacher
• 2:02:35
  is behind bars facing 51 charges including Child
• 2:02:39
  pornography. In Tampa Bay, news reporter Andy
• 2:02:41
  Payton joining us from that daycare. Andy, of
• 2:02:44
  course, these are concerning allegations. Yeah,
• 2:02:47
  we're told this teacher spent close to a year
• 2:02:49
  working at this daycare behind us here, and the
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  allegations, as you said, are disturbing. Loser!
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  Man, you look at the guy. He should be nerding
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  your kids. I try to not judge people by the cover
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  of the book, but you judge him. He's a loser.
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  Parents say authorities tell them the teacher,
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  42 -year -old Christopher Molesky, had photos
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  of their four -year -old children on his phone
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  and live -streamed himself masturbating in the
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  school's bathroom. It's just delightful. What
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  a loser. This area's got a lot of them. Like,
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  a lot of losers. It's almost overwhelming how
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  many losers are in Tampa. I am not saying that
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  everybody in Tampa's a loser, okay? I don't need
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  there's a lot of them here. This headline really
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  is sad. Right now, St. Pete police are investigating
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  a deadly crash involving a city garbage truck.
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  Officers say a 49 -year -old woman was lying
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  in an alley near 17th Street North just before
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  6 .30 this morning when she was hit and killed
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  by the truck. Damn, it's sad. Are you in the
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  streets? You try to die like these people. Breaking
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  news as we come on the air this evening, police
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  are responding to a shooting at Clearwater Beach.
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  A 17 year old is wounded and several others are
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  detained following a teen takeover right here
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  on Clearwater Beach. Losers. News Channel 8's
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  Victoria Lucas is live tonight. I don't want
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  to hear it. I said it. All right. It drives me
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  absolutely up to all how everybody in this area
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  simps for Scientology. No, I get that Scientology
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  has money. I get it. Whatever. Freaking dandy.
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  Bye, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, boys and girls.
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  It's scary. I know people that have dated people
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  in a religion and it's a weird religion, but
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  how they pay for TV advertisement. We're going
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  to kiss their ass. How's Romeo? Tonight, a transformation
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  in Clearwater. Dozens of buildings are being
• 2:05:19
  renovated or built downtown. And just hours ago,
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  City Council heard from one developer behind
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  it all, the Church of Scientology. Oh, my God.
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  It's not a church. It's a cult. and its members.
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  They're all losers. You're around them. They're
• 2:05:33
  like, not him. And they're like, get away from
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  me, you freaking mutant. Chris Hurst joins us
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  live right now. Despite a history of being secretive
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  with the city about their plans, counsel is hopeful
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  this week. That's what I don't like about them.
• 2:05:45
  These Jewish people are like, out in the bad
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  and open about it. That's secrecy. of Scientology
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  is no good. We'll bring long overdue revitalization.
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  Yeah, Dave, and this is the reason why. It's
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  this time of night that city leaders really would
• 2:06:04
  like to see a more vibrant downtown. For decades,
• 2:06:07
  it's really been a ghost town after dark, but
• 2:06:10
  the Scient - Yeah, who the hell goes to downtown
• 2:06:11
  Cleone? Mm -hmm. i actually avoid it at all costs
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  ecology linked developer behind all of these
• 2:06:19
  renovations the cleveland street alliance is
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  saying that they will make downtown a destination
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  not just clearwater beach These buildings were
• 2:06:28
  ignored for decades. The pitch could be a game
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  changer for downtown Clearwater. Dozens of new
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  storefronts anchored by a movie theater complex
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  with possibly the largest screen in the world.
• 2:06:38
  We are curating this, and we're curating it for
• 2:06:41
  the community. After a two -hour presentation
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  detailing the tens of millions of dollars already
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  spent by Scientology members on redevelopment,
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  I asked their representative if it's a good idea
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  to build a theater when many are struggling to
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  stay open. I think it's the perfect time to be
• 2:06:56
  in the movie theater. business as a result of
• 2:06:58
  this market, the demographic profile in Pinellas
• 2:07:01
  County. You know, he's got some sort of money
• 2:07:04
  he'll make from it. That's the only reason this
• 2:07:06
  guy, Scott Dobbins, cares. He looks like a penis.
• 2:07:09
  This isn't your traditional theater. This is
• 2:07:12
  kind of an evolution on the theater experience.
• 2:07:14
  It just creeps me out, dude. It does not seem
• 2:07:16
  good. Mayor Bruce Rector pushbacks him, asking
• 2:07:19
  if the owners are Scientologists, why aren't
• 2:07:22
  they named publicly and presenting their plans.
• 2:07:24
  Hell yeah, man. It's not that we think anything
• 2:07:28
  sinister. It's just people want to know, you
• 2:07:30
  know, who are the individuals driving the development
• 2:07:33
  of our downtown. What a good mayor. Too bad we
• 2:07:36
  don't have that in St. Pete. Illinois passes
• 2:07:44
  an AI landmark regulation bill. The Chicago Snowballs
• 2:07:49
  just started a new season. And the weed industry.
• 2:07:55
  Is growing in Illinois. There you go. There's
• 2:07:58
  Illinois news. There's none. I'm in for that.
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• 2:08:38
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  okay. It's whatever. It's in Sandusky, not a
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  the woman. After a social media post, alleging
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  on today in Cleveland. That actually sounds like
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  talking to no other women while you do all the
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  talking and I make more money. And that is them.
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  P -C -R, our main export is crippling depression.
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  They used the R word here. We think this is ours.
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  It could be worse, though at least we're not
• 2:11:43
  Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,
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  you know, keep people from looking at their own
• 2:11:49
  lives and realizing how bad they've actually
• 2:11:51
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• 2:11:57
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  you might realize, I'm living. in Cleveland.
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• 2:12:11
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  syrup and lye. And then you look at your big
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• 2:12:41
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