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OUTRO: Ghosts and Covid. · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you bastards loving the video.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube, and tik tok for targets four to seven
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  Speaker 2: every weekday on radio, I'll kidding a feeling happy Easter.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, well it's not really happy Easter because Easter is
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  Speaker 3: over finish. I mean, you say happy Easter before you
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  Speaker 3: go into Easter, not when it's done and dusted and
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  Speaker 3: it's passing down outside and everyone's back at work.
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  Speaker 1: Feeling like ship is that you?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I feel good. I feel great. I'm a great neck,
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  Speaker 1: good neck. Have you got new boots, Chaz? But no,
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  Speaker 1: I've had these for a while now. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: One thing I like about Jose today is he's got
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  Speaker 4: wit here.
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  Speaker 1: It's got wit here, and he got the new ship.
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  Speaker 1: You thank you for noticing.
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  Speaker 4: Feels it's still annoying him though I was.
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  Speaker 3: I was because this is kind of oh no, we
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  Speaker 3: had we had the one really massively rainy day in town,
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  Speaker 3: but this is my first kind of rainy day. Walking
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  Speaker 3: to work, I had my jacket on. Sh I had
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  Speaker 3: my jacket on, and I went, this isn't that a
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  Speaker 3: cut it?
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  Speaker 1: Fellers? I was getting very damp, so I had got
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  Speaker 1: that weird umbrella.
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  Speaker 3: I went to bed bath and beyond and brought Oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, of course.
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  Speaker 1: Where anyone anyone that sells them?
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  Speaker 3: And can I say, keysy, it's a very solid umbrella.
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  Speaker 3: And it was half priced how much twenty five bucks.
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  Speaker 1: That's not bad, that's good. It's just good. It's not
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  Speaker 1: the sort that's going to bellow out when it's windy,
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  Speaker 1: although that does. That happens to the best of you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been surprised how windy was. Use my umbrella once
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  Speaker 1: and it was fucking and it did, especially around this area.
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  Speaker 1: What it is when you leave this building, it's funnels.
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  Speaker 1: It's because of the Yeah, it's funneling. I have to
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  Speaker 1: when there were architects and city planners when they're building buildings,
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  Speaker 1: they have to take into account the effect that the
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  Speaker 1: building will have on the wind and the wind level.
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  Speaker 1: And I I was for pedestrians.
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  Speaker 4: Really interesting, isn't it a thing about that same thing
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  Speaker 4: about how Singapore nailed it because it rose up so quickly.
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  Speaker 4: They designed it perfectly so that all the buildings that
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  Speaker 4: popped up like funneled wind and did all this weird
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  Speaker 4: shit to keep the city green.
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  Speaker 1: Amazing things that you wouldn't even know people are thinking about.
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  Speaker 3: When Yeah, when there. Speaking of cities, I've been. I've discovered.
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  Speaker 3: My wife and I discovered. We were talking about it
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  Speaker 3: the other day, Mogi. You know the big Imax, the
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  Speaker 3: big at Square there, which is just deserted now is
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  Speaker 3: but you can actually walk through on the lower level
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  Speaker 3: through where we sort of walk and so we didn't,
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  Speaker 3: and the sliding doors open, and it's the most extraordinary thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's dystopia.
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  Speaker 3: There's all these restaurants and it's literally like they've been
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  Speaker 3: abandoned mid fucking service.
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  Speaker 4: So they were all closed.
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  Speaker 1: They're all got.
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  Speaker 3: Cages on them, right, but it's like there was an
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  Speaker 3: earthquake and everyone went get out, get out. And now
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  Speaker 3: obviously it closed years ago, but all these and there's
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  Speaker 3: all this gear in there. There's plates, there's bloody cups,
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  Speaker 3: there's glasses.
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  Speaker 1: Bowls and forks and napkins.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of that sources And I'm going, how bizarre
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  Speaker 3: is that?
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  Speaker 1: Surely?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, okay, it's closed up, but you go and
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  Speaker 3: get all your ship out.
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  Speaker 1: It was out the back of COVID, Yeah, but it
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  Speaker 1: just seems weird that. Yeah, it's all been left in there.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's also ghosts maybe ghosts is everywhere. There
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  Speaker 1: is a solution, not just COVID, because it doesn't explain
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  Speaker 1: why the plates are still be left vanished. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: just very eerie and odd. They've been tied up out
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  Speaker 1: the back of the kitchen. Skeletons just be skeletons. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: cobwebs all over that.
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  Speaker 4: So because if those were your plates, were it hats
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  Speaker 4: you were to go your plates.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but but not just plates like kitchen gear, expensive
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  Speaker 1: commercial kitchens.
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  Speaker 3: There was another place next to one of the tipping
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  Speaker 3: yaky restaurant that was like a computer place.
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  Speaker 1: And there's all these screens in there, and it's.
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  Speaker 4: Like, I don't have to be lizards the fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Why aren't Why hasn't this been cleared out? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it's weird. It's been years and years since it's been closed.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's they don't give a fuck and it's worth
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  Speaker 1: about one hundred bucks and maybe yeah, I just can't
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  Speaker 1: be fucked.
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  Speaker 4: Especially things like monitors. They are already they are out of,
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  Speaker 4: like out of what's the word.
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  Speaker 1: You've lost your train of thought because.
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  Speaker 4: That hollywook they are out of.
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  Speaker 1: You're a shocker, ksy, what is it? Come on? Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're a happily married man. Look at you all over
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  Speaker 1: the show man? What the come on? Come on man,
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  Speaker 1: what we're even talking about? What we like? Too old? Now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're out of date. I don't know what do you
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  Speaker 1: call it? There, they're expired as well they are listening
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  Speaker 1: or no, they're redundant.
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  Speaker 2: There.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're trying to say, but come back
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  Speaker 1: to that. But anyway, that's all I'm thinking about now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: At all.
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  Speaker 1: It's just flous. What because you've got a new shirt
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  Speaker 1: does mean you can yell at us? It's just weird
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  Speaker 1: and it's eerie. Can I just say we've talked about
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  Speaker 1: a lot, is not that weird. I just don't understand that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand that I'm with you. I see an opportunity, feel.
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  Speaker 4: Us for what to get free dishes?
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  Speaker 3: The Big Show Absolete, The Big Show, Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: The whole Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 1: Remember the Wary Big Show Podcast, The Big Show Food Hall.
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  Speaker 1: Sure we buy the whole thing, We buy a floor,
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  Speaker 1: do some more work, and I.
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  Speaker 4: Hope you'll do this sort of behind the scenes stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And Kezy you'd be good with that. Because you love
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  Speaker 3: your food halls, you love your and you love.
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  Speaker 4: Your What store would I open? Because I think if
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  Speaker 4: I had, I think I would do some sort of pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Ea, yes, because you've got that weird Italian mustache. Well
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  Speaker 1: it was racist. I don't know if it is racist.
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  Speaker 1: You just sell ham and pineapple.
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  Speaker 4: They're just one pizza, one pizza, frozen macain.
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  Speaker 1: They have to fit in a microwave.
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  Speaker 4: And microwave oven. And what would you like? Look at
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  Speaker 4: the menu, it's like McCain's Ham and pineapple six dollars
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  Speaker 4: and what's the drink? Giant two point twenty five bottle
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  Speaker 4: of Fanta?
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  Speaker 1: Nice?
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  Speaker 4: And I just tapped that into small plaster people.
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  Speaker 1: Never I don't get the whole two point twenty five.
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  Speaker 1: It's just tood. It's really eerie. It's creepy. Ghost. Just
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  Speaker 1: don't be animal about it. Just get it. Well, it's
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  Speaker 1: more than it used to be when we were grown up.
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  Speaker 1: It used to be used to have your one point
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. Yes, didn't you and you had your two leaders.
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  Speaker 1: They've changed it, that's right, they've changed it. They've increased it.
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  Speaker 1: They're fattening you up.
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  Speaker 3: And interestingly, you'll loft you'll often fine fellers that the
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  Speaker 3: one point five leader is more expensive than the two leader.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's what You've got to go down to your
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  Speaker 1: mills and see how they measure it, don't you in
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  Speaker 1: the supermarket there? Yes, you like your cross per sheet
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  Speaker 1: on your ship paper, you know, or your wee paper, depending.
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  Speaker 4: You call it ship paper that your wife loves it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't call it that we've run out of ship paper.
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  Speaker 1: It's like how.
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  Speaker 4: It's like how I remember, like a month or two ago,
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  Speaker 4: we started calling it the fats.
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  Speaker 1: I fucking hates Yeah, she.
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  Speaker 4: Also hates me calling them easter buns rather than hot
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  Speaker 4: cross buns. Yeah, they have a lot of rules woman,
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  Speaker 4: She's like, call them easter buns. My dad used to
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  Speaker 4: call them easter buns. Yeah, that buns that you get
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  Speaker 4: at Easter.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, right, I'm very fond of easter buns.
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  Speaker 4: Easter bun on the farts A I should be allowed
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  Speaker 4: to anyway.
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  Speaker 1: What are we talking about? Yes, that's right? What?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't hear about Keysy's weekend because we're not
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  Speaker 1: we well, we will end up talking about it, and
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  Speaker 1: maybe not tonight, not today, Yeah, but we got it's
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  Speaker 1: the sort of thing where you've had a lovely weekend
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  Speaker 1: and we can drag you for it. Should I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to hear about it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Now, now it was magnificent, was it?
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  Speaker 1: Who won? The board games? I won?
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  Speaker 4: We only played one banana bream.
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  Speaker 3: Too much love making going on, I mean, Magi's just
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  Speaker 3: trying to find careful the baby.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to find a spot in the glam site.
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  Speaker 4: That was yeah, yeah, yeah, till I play scrabble on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I actually got quite deeper into a puzzle.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Well what do you think I was gonna say?
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  Speaker 1: Not very deep into a puzzle?
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  Speaker 4: Like I got deep into a puzzle now, because what
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  Speaker 4: happened is I got my wife a new puzzle for
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  Speaker 4: her birthday, a jig saw puzzle, jigsaw puzzle. But we
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  Speaker 4: had this other puzzle that was quite difficult that she
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  Speaker 4: wasn't enjoying so much that we had been. We did
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  Speaker 4: a puzzle swap with Mania's partner. Oh yeah, we gave
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  Speaker 4: her a puzzle, she gave us a puzzle. Lucy didn't
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  Speaker 4: enjoy her puzzle because the border of it was quite
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  Speaker 4: weird and it was quite a tough puzzle. So I
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  Speaker 4: was like, right, So I'm like, yeah, she's fucking flying
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  Speaker 4: off the handle it. And I was like, I'm going
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  Speaker 4: to do this puzzle now before tomorrow because that's when
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  Speaker 4: she gets a new puzzle. So I was deepen the puzzle.
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  Speaker 3: Funny, you have puzzle chat because we spent a painful
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  Speaker 3: amount of time over the weekend. No, not really, that's unfair.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to find a puzzle table for my wife.
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  Speaker 4: A table. We've just got a board thing that you
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  Speaker 4: fold up and then put away, right, yeah, get out
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  Speaker 4: and it preserves it.
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  Speaker 3: And then her sister suggested, all you need is an
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  Speaker 3: old picture frame.
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  Speaker 1: That's quite good. Yet the edging on the edging on it,
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  Speaker 1: and then you just use that. But yes, it's great,
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  Speaker 1: But I got into different sorts of edging.
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  Speaker 4: So you were talking to your sister in law about
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  Speaker 4: puzzles and then you started edging. You discussing actually.
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  Speaker 3: Know, there was a loose bit of edging on the
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  Speaker 3: wall at the apartment and so I was doing a
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  Speaker 3: bit of that where the edges meet, you know, they can't.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking of what were you Fellas thinking what
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  Speaker 1: you meant, which was that you were jacking it fellas. Look,
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  Speaker 1: it's very I don't jacket, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Just just pull your heads and your perves.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, listen to the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: I've never seen Keesy be so out there with his
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  Speaker 3: perfect and it.
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  Speaker 4: He was over the fair enough. We all couldn't remember
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  Speaker 4: the word obsolete. I don't even know what word you're
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  Speaker 4: looking for. It wasn't like what I knew was that
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  Speaker 4: you derailed a great chat totally.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't like in my head was the word obsolete.
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  Speaker 4: And then I saw it an attractive female. And then
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  Speaker 4: it just went out the window and all I could
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  Speaker 4: see was like a female.
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  Speaker 1: I saw your eyes rolling back in you.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: A little bit of saliva dribbled down the.
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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 4: Bye,