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- Passa Brown (00:09.735) huh. Yes it is. Yes it is. A born ready. I said I am born ready. Yes, it is. Talk to him. huh. Passa Brown (00:32.43) Mm-hmm. Let's run it down. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cats and dogs of all ages, we all reached week five. Some of y'all own four. And on four the season ain't early. The Undertaker done brought the hearse to the driveway, but let's get to the games real quick. Tonight, tonight at the prayer meeting, them Buccaneers is going to cowboy town. Dallas is two and two. They're trying to maintain some momentum. They home. Prescott in that office is humming. But Tampa Bay desperately, desperately needs a win to keep the season from going to a funeral procession. I think this is a short road week has already been difficult, but 0-4. Tampa Bay, they ain't looking for a playoff spot. They're looking for a pulse. And then they ain't got their quarterback. we're going with them boys. We are going with them boys. Then them Eagles is playing them Jaguars over in London time. Now, Jacksonville's 3-1. Philly is 2-2. And on top of that, Lane Johnson done left it. he done left the building. No offensive line. No Saquon. Did I say, is AJ Brown there? No, he's not there. He's not there. He's not there. The other boy, our receiver, he ain't there. The defense has been looking suspect. That's the only thing that we ain't seen show up. I know one thing, if Jr. and Hurt don't make them boys hurt, it's gonna be the Jaguars. Passa Brown (02:20.925) Is gonna be Them Jaguars. Lord, have mercy. And then we're going to head over to them Bengals playing the Dolphins. Do I gotta say it? Do I gotta say it? Ain't nobody care. Ain't nobody care. Then we got the Raiders at the Patriots. Now, ladies and the Raiders is three and one. Now we know r New England's been struggling as a yeah. They look better, they look better last week. They look better last week. Now, the Raiders They already shown that they could c they could compete with good teams. And it'd be different if they was playing bad teams and play. No, they playing good teams. The winning's been improving, but AJ Brown gonna be back? No. Does it feel like fourth quarter football all the time with the Patriots? Does it feel like it? You know what? I'm picking the Raiders. For upset. Then we got the Vikings at the Saints. The Vikings is 4-0. Now, the Saints gave up 45 points to Atlanta. But they're not playing Atlanta. Even though Minnesota's undefeated and they are playing consistent football, I think it's gonna be the turnaround week for the Saints. I think, I think, I think they learned their lesson. I'm going with the upset for the Saints. Yes, I am. Then the Browns is playing them Jets. Now this now Cleveland's sitting there three and one and the Jets is one and three. Now, you know, I I think they should be taking applications for annually for Jet fans. Every year, the Jets might be better this year. That's the program they take. Now listen here. The quarterback play in Cleveland, what you gotta say about it. Defense, ball control. If if they don't hand the Jets short fields, Passa Brown (04:19.136) And make the New York sustained long drives, you know, every September. Y'all telling me the Jets is gonna be back by October. We looking for the eject button. Lord have mercy. We going with the Browns. Then the Colts is playing the Steelers. Now, this feels like a 16 to 17 game. Home field advantage, defense, physical football. Pittsburgh has thoroughly been uncomfortable when winning ugly, but you know, A. Rod, he still can fring the thing, but it depends if he's gonna look 32 or he's gonna look 42. Now I think the I think the cults pissed off. This this ain't gonna be about football. This is gonna be about two grown men fighting for that last folding chair at the cooker. And I ain't picking the cults for the upset. Then we got the Texans at the Titans. Now, these both, both these Bulls is 0-4. I can't believe that the Texans is 0-4. This is the Ain't Nobody Care game. But this is somebody got to win the game game. This somebody got to win the game game. I am going to pick the Texans. For the fifth time, I'm going to pick them. Now the Johns is playing the Commanders. Now y'all know. Y'all know how I feel about my Johns. I'm rocking my Nick hat. The championship had the preseason already started. Johns is three and one. I ain't think it was gonna be three and one, but the Jets is one and three. I mean the the the Commanders is one and three. Now this is the thing. Jalen Daniel may be coming back now. Yeah. But New York they put 36 points up on Arizona. The Giants are playing confident football with that coach they have, Harbaugh. The other brother. He three and one. The other was and four. We ain't got to talk about that. We ain't got to talk about that. But this is a division game. Somebody gots to win this, and I am going with my team. You're gonna be at home and going with them Giants. Now listen, the Bears is playing the deck and playing the Packers. This is upset alert. Chicago's three and one, Green Bay two and two. Does it matter? Passa Brown (06:36.248) Doesn't matter they in Lambeau Field. It's the division where Ivory Jordan Love is playing better. Green Bay desperately needs to avoid this from falling further behind in a strong NFC North. Chicago is good enough to win, which is exactly why this could be an upset. This could be an upset. Case Keenum, he's been playing now. He's been playing pretty well. This is going to be a close game. A close game. But I am going with them Packers. I'm going with the Packers. Now them Broncos is playing the Chargers. The Chargers is 0-4. At some point you gotta stop saying, We're gonna do better. We're gonna do better. Dividers got to stay patient. And don't give don't give them Chargers no turnovers. Make the Chargers play from behind and let the pressure of them being 0-4 become the Chargers 12th defender. Now Do I think they're gonna stay undefeated? Undefeated, no winless. That's the best way to say it. Do I think they're gonna stay winless? No, I don't think they're gonna stay winless. But I think they're gonna do it against the Broncos? I I I think the Broncos gonna get him. I think the Broncos are gonna get him. Then we got the Lions at the Cardinals. Detroit got punched in the mouth last week by Carolina. This is the question. How will the Lions respond? I think they window winning the Super Bowl's over. They got offensive weapons. They got everything they need. Arizona's one and three, but they've been playing pretty well, even though they got losing records. But anyway, I am going with Detroit on this for the bounce back win. Then the Niners is playing the Seahawks. Now, this game right here could be the game of the week. Division Wy. Brock Purdy is playing Purdy Purdy. He playing Puddy Purdy. Purdy Purdy. They're talking about him at MVP level. Now, the Niners offense is rolling. They protected Purdy so bad, he ain't he ain't been touched. He he need a game, his his uniform clean. He even got taken to the to the launch. Passa Brown (08:50.06) They said, this was the same one you put on last week. That's what they say. That's what they say. Now, Seattle does have home field advantage. The NFC West supremacy is already on the table. This is definitely going to be the game of the week. Seattle got the 12th man. Apparently, San Francisco only San Francisco only brought a left. It's going to be a dogfight, but I'm going with the Niners. Then. Sunday night that Ravens is playing the Falcons. Now we know what the Ravens did last week. Very impressive. Very impressive. I say the Falcons is more looking like the 2024 Super Bowl champs as in the Eagles. But can they sustain? We also know that Lamar Jackson is not playing in this game. He's not playing. He wants to get somebody's attention. You want to get somebody's attention. You pull a rabbit out of the hat. You pull a rabbit out of the hat. But I believe that the Falcons is going to upset him. Monday night football, the Bills playing the Rams in So High Stadium. This is going to be heavyweight business. The Rams is two and two. Josh Allen, five turnovers last week, and they still won the game. They ain't going to happen against them Rams. That's not going to happen against them Rams. Stafford, six touchdowns, six interceptions. That can't happen against Buffalo. This right here is gonna be a dogfight. Buffalo's offense hasn't looked quite as dominant as the last couple of weeks, but the Buffalo defense has also surrendered a lot of points. They won't have to triple-team Aaron Donald. They want to keep this win. But I think the Rams. It's gonna get I think the Rams is gonna get Well, that's Passers picked for this week, week five. When would I say? Yo, Paul Lake. Passa Brown (10:54.189) Your problem.