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- 1:57Speaker 1: lose or draw. We have a talk show to do
- 2:00Speaker 1: every night. They say, come in Ben talk Talk Talk,
- 2:02Speaker 1: Talk Talk. So I come in here and I talked
- 2:06Speaker 1: talk talk play every night. Some nights are more fun
- 2:09Speaker 1: than others. Yet four baseball games. They made a big
- 2:12Speaker 1: deal about this being the last time there were four
- 2:14Speaker 1: baseball games in twenty twenty five. You have to wait
- 2:17Speaker 1: to the Cactus and Grapefruit League in twenty twenty six
- 2:20Speaker 1: for that. But I lead this hour from Los Angeles
- 2:24Speaker 1: and from the desert to the sea to all of
- 2:26Speaker 1: southern California. We start there a night in the NLDS.
- 2:31Speaker 1: It was gonna be a knockout night if the Dodgers
- 2:34Speaker 1: could win the late game. The Phillies in town, beaten
- 2:38Speaker 1: and broken, mocked by their fan base after an embarrassing
- 2:42Speaker 1: couple of games in Philly and the Phillies looking to
- 2:45Speaker 1: the Only time we use this term is in sports
- 2:47Speaker 1: stave off stave off elimination against the Doyers. So o,
- 2:54Speaker 1: dou't off you're watching it?
- 2:55Speaker 4: I was on.
- 2:55Speaker 1: TBS, so whatever that's worth. Maybe you watched it. Maybe not,
- 2:59Speaker 1: But Kai Old Swarber, Kyle Schwarber, who's not gonna win
- 3:04Speaker 1: the National League MVP, but he'll finish runner up. Kyle
- 3:06Speaker 1: Schwarber Hombert not once but twice. Now, not all home
- 3:12Speaker 1: runs are the same. You know, you have like Yankee stadiums,
- 3:14Speaker 1: like Williams Sports, like a little league field, and then
- 3:17Speaker 1: there's bigger ballparks, and then you know, Dodger State has
- 3:19Speaker 1: become a hitter's park. He used to be a pitcher's park.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Now it's a hitters park. But nothing, nothing can match
- 3:24Speaker 1: the majestic nature of a towering shot. That actually it
- 3:28Speaker 1: upset Tommy Lasorda because it hit Blue Heaven. The ball
- 3:32Speaker 1: was hit so high it actually skimmed Blue Heaven, and
- 3:36Speaker 1: Lasorda yelled down, what are you doing? Towering shot? It
- 3:39Speaker 1: cleared the right field pavilion at Dodger Stadium, called the
- 3:43Speaker 1: bleachers for most other people, but the pavilion out there
- 3:46Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium in a three run fourth inning, a game
- 3:50Speaker 1: changing three run fourth innings, Kyle Swarber got it done
- 3:53Speaker 1: and Philadelphia will not be swept a domination situation, a
- 3:58Speaker 1: win over the Doyers in Game three of the National
- 4:03Speaker 1: League Divisional Series on Wednesday night. There it was the
- 4:07Speaker 1: first schwarp bomb of this postseason, and it led all
- 4:12Speaker 1: of the National League in home runs. Of course, in
- 4:15Speaker 1: the American League had cal Raley, but anyway, nonetheless, Kyle Schwarber,
- 4:19Speaker 1: big home run there, big home run night, and the
- 4:22Speaker 1: first home run the Dodgers have allowed here in these
- 4:24Speaker 1: playoffs to shorebur course, and it's been pretty good about
- 4:28Speaker 1: keeping the ball in the park. But Schwarber snapping an
- 4:30Speaker 1: over eight skid in the National League Divisional Series, and
- 4:33Speaker 1: he took a ninety six mile hour fastball and sent
- 4:37Speaker 1: it to the heavens off Yoshinobu Yamamoto, and Schwarber becoming
- 4:41Speaker 1: just the second player to home or over that pavilion
- 4:45Speaker 1: at Dodgers Stadium as pops got it done back in
- 4:49Speaker 1: the old days Willie Stargel nineteen sixty nine and did
- 4:53Speaker 1: it again in nineteen seventy three for the Pet spurg Pipes.
- 4:57Speaker 1: You know, it was a long time ago because it
- 4:58Speaker 1: was the Pirates who had a good team, and they
- 5:00Speaker 1: haven't had a good team in a very long time.
- 5:01Speaker 1: But so there you go. Paul went out of the ballpark,
- 5:05Speaker 1: which is very hard to do. Dodger Stadium. Game four
- 5:08Speaker 1: will be a quick turnaround in the best of five series.
- 5:11Speaker 1: And we played later on Thursday, late afternoon on the
- 5:15Speaker 1: West coast, six o'clock on the East coast, three o'clock
- 5:18Speaker 1: at Dodgers Stadium local time. And the game started here
- 5:21Speaker 1: Phillies Aaron Nola. He pitched two innings. That's it. But
- 5:25Speaker 1: it was really Ranger Suarez who came in and the
- 5:30Speaker 1: lone ranger on the mat. I had one run, five
- 5:33Speaker 1: hits over five innings and got it done. But the
- 5:37Speaker 1: better story is in the losing locker room, and so
- 5:40Speaker 1: that is where we will go. The better story always
- 5:43Speaker 1: in the losing locker room because that's where the drama is.
- 5:46Speaker 1: And we live for the drama. It's all about the
- 5:49Speaker 1: drama o rama. So we'll start there. The question for
- 5:53Speaker 1: the esteem panel, who gets the largest part of the
- 5:56Speaker 1: Dave Roberts blame Bacon rapped hot Dog and if you've
- 6:01Speaker 1: ever been to a game in La, it doesn't matter
- 6:04Speaker 1: whether it's Dodgers or anything. Outside there's people with carts
- 6:08Speaker 1: and they are tapping the cart. Hot Dog, hot dog,
- 6:12Speaker 1: hot dog. That is what they That's the sign right there,
- 6:16Speaker 1: all right. So on this one, I've got Buka de Beppo,
- 6:19Speaker 1: Autumn and puffy sticker, and we'll throw all of these
- 6:24Speaker 1: things together and we are going to make some heartburn medication,
- 6:28Speaker 1: because watching the Dodgers off and inspires heartburn. So a
- 6:33Speaker 1: why don't we just start with the man on the mound.
- 6:36Speaker 1: The man on the mound, you're the big Boffo Soco,
- 6:40Speaker 1: big stud on the mound. You are the number one
- 6:43Speaker 1: pitcher for the Dodgers, Yamamoto. And this is not a
- 6:48Speaker 1: kid's birthday party. You did not need to turn out
- 6:51Speaker 1: to be a pinata. In that inning the Dodgers, he
- 6:53Speaker 1: got an early lead as Tommy Tanks went deep, there
- 6:58Speaker 1: went and runs nothing. But you still have a lead.
- 7:00Speaker 1: And every inning that goes by where the Phillies do
- 7:04Speaker 1: not score, the tight took his syndrome works for those guys.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Get a little bit tighter, and a little bit tighter
- 7:10Speaker 1: and a little bit tighter, so he needed Yabam Mooto
- 7:12Speaker 1: to go Einstein brothers serve up a bunch of bagels
- 7:15Speaker 1: on the scoreboard. Now, he did start out pretty good,
- 7:17Speaker 1: retired nine of the first ten hitters. Then in the
- 7:21Speaker 1: fourth inning, right then in the fourth inning, how did
- 7:24Speaker 1: that go? Not good? He wandered into a Buca di
- 7:28Speaker 1: beppo kitchen. I didn't know they had this at Dodger State.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Apparently do they got everything else there, So they have
- 7:33Speaker 1: a Buka di beppo kitchen. And Yamamoto walked in there
- 7:37Speaker 1: and he put on some cooking clothes, you know, you
- 7:40Speaker 1: had the cooking hat, the whole thing. And he actually
- 7:44Speaker 1: served up a meatball. And I want to embellish it
- 7:47Speaker 1: because you know talk Rado can embellish it. It was
- 7:49Speaker 1: the size and I'm not going to go bigger. It
- 7:51Speaker 1: was the size of Jupiter. And Schwarbert put on a
- 7:55Speaker 1: bib and very odd to see this. You don't know
- 7:58Speaker 1: what this is. But Kyles swarb one of the BattleBox
- 7:59Speaker 1: he had a bib on and he smashed it to
- 8:02Speaker 1: the moon, to the moon, and suddenly the entire vibe
- 8:06Speaker 1: flipped on the game. The ball actually landed. We checked
- 8:08Speaker 1: with NASA. It landed somewhere in Pasadena. The baseball landed
- 8:12Speaker 1: somewhere in Pasadena, and so it wasn't just Yamamoto the
- 8:16Speaker 1: Dodger bats mister seven hundred million dollar man show. Hel
- 8:19Speaker 1: Tani had as many hits as you and I had
- 8:21Speaker 1: zero for five. He's batting a buck seventy four, a
- 8:25Speaker 1: buck seventy four in this playoffs. It is Freddie Freeman,
- 8:29Speaker 1: oh for three, Freddy's batt in two twenty two, and
- 8:32Speaker 1: it's a quarter of the side of the devil. And
- 8:34Speaker 1: those are a couple of your superstars the Philly you
- 8:37Speaker 1: give credit where credits You mentioned Rangers four as the
- 8:39Speaker 1: lone ranger who came in after Aaron Nola started, pitched
- 8:43Speaker 1: a couple innings and shut the Dodger lineup down, mowed
- 8:46Speaker 1: them down like child's play. And it's always fun when
- 8:50Speaker 1: the Dodgers do not play one of the plus because
- 8:52Speaker 1: this era, you see Dave Roberts over there with that
- 8:55Speaker 1: we'll figure it out later. A look on his face, right, Roberts,
- 8:58Speaker 1: always standing there like waiting for a door dash delivery
- 9:02Speaker 1: from Emmy Femi, rather from Femi to give him the
- 9:05Speaker 1: door dash. No urgency, right, vintage. Now, as for the Phillies,
- 9:10Speaker 1: I would like to nip something in the bud. Right now,
- 9:12Speaker 1: I'm partaking in some of the some of the narrative
- 9:16Speaker 1: coming out of Dodgers Stadium and a lot of the bloviating,
- 9:20Speaker 1: cheese steak loving pretzel eating Philadelphia sportsmans are like, Wow,
- 9:24Speaker 1: the Phillies have all the momentum. Now They've got all
- 9:26Speaker 1: the momentum. The only momentum I know is Uncle Mo,
- 9:30Speaker 1: and he lives over in Jersey. I used to know
- 9:32Speaker 1: this guy named Ozzie momentum, but he kind of retired
- 9:34Speaker 1: from the show, so I don't know any other momentum
- 9:36Speaker 1: in that Momentum does not exist in sports. I will
- 9:40Speaker 1: die on that mountain because I'm right and everyone else
- 9:43Speaker 1: is an idiot. Momentum is simply an after the fact explanation.
- 9:46Speaker 1: If you believe in momentum, then the Dodgers should have
- 9:48Speaker 1: won this game. They had all the momentum. They won
- 9:51Speaker 1: the first two games. They had nothing leading this game. You,
- 9:53Speaker 1: I'm a motor retired nine of the first ten batters.
- 9:55Speaker 1: There is no such thing as momentum. It is merely
- 9:57Speaker 1: an explanation for after the fact. Meaning is ignored. When
- 10:01Speaker 1: the team that is alleged to have all the momentum loses.
- 10:04Speaker 1: For example, we'll get to the American League later on
- 10:06Speaker 1: next hour. But the Yankees. I was told by Derek
- 10:10Speaker 1: Jeter on Fox that Yankees had all the momentum in
- 10:13Speaker 1: that series because they won. They scored a bunch of
- 10:16Speaker 1: runs late in the blowout Game two, and then they
- 10:18Speaker 1: came back in one Game three, And so how'd that
- 10:20Speaker 1: work out?
- 10:21Speaker 4: It doesn't.
- 10:22Speaker 1: It doesn't exist, all right. Now, now we get to
- 10:24Speaker 1: the good stuff. Now here's a batting practice fastball. As
- 10:28Speaker 1: a longtime radio professional text me from another location, Mallor.
- 10:33Speaker 1: He says, your night is made, and I said, you
- 10:36Speaker 1: know what, You're right. We had the rare and appropriate
- 10:39Speaker 1: sighting of playoff Kershaw. I am still getting messages from
- 10:44Speaker 1: you idiots about a monologue I did when the Dodgers
- 10:48Speaker 1: did a mock state funeral when kurshed up it's just
- 10:51Speaker 1: final Hope game, and I pointed out what a failure
- 10:54Speaker 1: Kershaw has been as a Dodger. I was still got
- 10:57Speaker 1: a name of it this week. I got an email
- 10:59Speaker 1: the other day a couple day from so Oh, I heard
- 11:01Speaker 1: your monologue. You know always sar I used to like
- 11:04Speaker 1: your show, but which means you never liked my show, right,
- 11:08Speaker 1: you never liked my show? But whatever. Fine. So Kershaw
- 11:11Speaker 1: was brought in. He was tasked with the Dodgers were trailing.
- 11:14Speaker 1: He was tasked with keeping la within arm's length, to
- 11:18Speaker 1: keep them in the game down three to one, give
- 11:21Speaker 1: them an opportunity, allow them a chance to come back
- 11:23Speaker 1: in the game. Against the Phillies, bullpen, set up the
- 11:27Speaker 1: choke factor. How do you set the choke factor up?
- 11:29Speaker 1: You're within striking distance and that's what you gotta do. Okay,
- 11:33Speaker 1: So that was what he was asked to do. Kershaw say,
- 11:36Speaker 1: you know what I like charity. I'm going to be charitable.
- 11:40Speaker 1: And you get a hit, You get a hit, you
- 11:43Speaker 1: get a home run, you get a home run. You yeah,
- 11:46Speaker 1: the whole thing. The Philly hitters I actually saw on
- 11:49Speaker 1: the Turner broadcast. Their eyeballs looked like saucers. It was
- 11:54Speaker 1: like saucers, very accommodating Clayton Kershaw. In fact, six of
- 11:59Speaker 1: the Phillies twelve hits, half of the hits for the
- 12:02Speaker 1: entire gate came against playoff Kershaw, Are you idiots defending
- 12:07Speaker 1: this guy? He got absolutely shelled your little hero got shelled,
- 12:12Speaker 1: Your little God, your little Demi God got shelled. J
- 12:16Speaker 1: t Riamuto and Kyle Swarber hit bombs. Just classic, just classic. Anyway,
- 12:21Speaker 1: here is Clayton Kershaw pointing out that he was bad.
- 12:25Speaker 1: Take a listen.
- 12:27Speaker 5: Oh it's just a tough yeah, tough couple of the.
- 12:32Speaker 1: Seventh get played by Tayo. And then yeah, I just
- 12:35Speaker 1: didn't make enough good pitchres I was battling command. You know,
- 12:38Speaker 1: it's it's hard for you're trying to throw strikes as
- 12:40Speaker 1: opposed to get people out.
- 12:41Speaker 6: So that was.
- 12:44Speaker 1: Yeah, just wasn't a funny okay, just not a funny thing.
- 12:48Speaker 1: All right, here's the question, how did you react to
- 12:50Speaker 1: Clayton Kershaw wetting the bed? He wetted the bed yet
- 12:55Speaker 1: again at Dodger Stadium in October. So that was nostalgic
- 13:03Speaker 1: with the Capitol n and it's fitting that should be
- 13:07Speaker 1: his final outing as a Dodger. That should be it.
- 13:11Speaker 1: Either they're gonna get gonna lose this series, the Phillies
- 13:14Speaker 1: gonna come back and win the next two games and
- 13:15Speaker 1: Kershaw should go away retire after that, or the Dodgers
- 13:19Speaker 1: win this series and Kershaw should not be on the
- 13:21Speaker 1: roster in the National League Championship Series. He's washed up.
- 13:25Speaker 1: But if you want to break it down even deeper,
- 13:28Speaker 1: you know what that really was. Watching Clayton Kershaw on
- 13:31Speaker 1: the mound in October baseball. That is autumn in Los Angeles.
- 13:35Speaker 1: It is autumn in Los Angeles. Now the rest of
- 13:37Speaker 1: the country gets pumpkin spice lattes, you get crisp cool air,
- 13:42Speaker 1: you get leaves changing colors, the signs of the seasons
- 13:45Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. You know that it's autumn when Clayton
- 13:48Speaker 1: Kershaw is writing the vomit comet over the skies around
- 13:52Speaker 1: Dodger State, and that is autumn in La Clayton Kershaw
- 13:56Speaker 1: come boom to the boom, just like that. At this point,
- 14:02Speaker 1: it's muscle memory for Clayton Kershaft's like he can do
- 14:06Speaker 1: it blindfolded. It even looks like he's blindfolded on the
- 14:09Speaker 1: mound in every October. The man steps on the mound,
- 14:13Speaker 1: He's got the shoulders slump, the face looks like he
- 14:16Speaker 1: just found out someone keyed his brand new tesla. You know,
- 14:19Speaker 1: Kershaw's serving up for right down the middle, right down
- 14:24Speaker 1: the middle, batting practice fastballs. He called those the five
- 14:27Speaker 1: thirty fastballs right down the middle and the phillies. They
- 14:31Speaker 1: weren't so much swinging bats up there. They were swinging
- 14:33Speaker 1: tennis rackets, is what they were doing. And despite this
- 14:37Speaker 1: rich catalog of suck, every single time it is the
- 14:41Speaker 1: most fascinating thing the study of hero worship. Every single
- 14:45Speaker 1: time the Kershaw apologist in southern California crawl out from
- 14:49Speaker 1: under their palm trees and they give the same speech.
- 14:52Speaker 1: I'll give out the number here and you know, I'll
- 14:54Speaker 1: open up her phone calls. Of course, the Kershaw Marching
- 14:57Speaker 1: and Shadows Society won't call in because there's really nothing
- 14:59Speaker 1: you can say. But I know the speech anyway. I've
- 15:02Speaker 1: heard it so many times over the last fifteen years.
- 15:05Speaker 1: I don't need you to call up and give me
- 15:07Speaker 1: the speech.
- 15:08Speaker 7: It's well yeah but yeah, but yeah, but yeah, but
- 15:10Speaker 7: he's a Hall of Famer, yeah but yeah, but yeah,
- 15:12Speaker 7: he's done so much for the city. Yeah but yeah, yeah,
- 15:14Speaker 7: or you have it's Dave Roberts fault. Yeah but yeah,
- 15:16Speaker 7: but yeah, but yeah. Okay, I've heard it all. I've
- 15:20Speaker 7: heard it all. I've seen it all.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Okay, right, so he did a lot for the city, great,
- 15:25Speaker 1: so did the guy who invented the snuggie. Uh, you
- 15:27Speaker 1: want to put him in the Hall of Fame doesn't
- 15:29Speaker 1: mean I want him pitching in a postseason game. I don't.
- 15:34Speaker 1: I don't. I doubt the mayor of Barf City. And
- 15:39Speaker 1: the numbers since twenty twenty three, Kershaw's era in the
- 15:43Speaker 1: postseason is horrific. Since twenty eighteen, he's got an ERA
- 15:45Speaker 1: five point one, and since twenty twenty three has earnedrun
- 15:49Speaker 1: average is forty two point eight. That's not a misprint.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Forty two point eight postseason era since the start of
- 15:57Speaker 1: the twenty twenty three postseason. That is baseball armageddon. And
- 16:00Speaker 1: the body of language with Kershaw is another great part
- 16:03Speaker 1: of this. Right. Nobody does it better the I just
- 16:07Speaker 1: gave up another bomb face than Clayton Kershaw. He's got
- 16:11Speaker 1: it down. It is art. It is performance art by
- 16:14Speaker 1: Clayton Kershaw. Head down, that little lip twitch thing that
- 16:17Speaker 1: he's got, a little shuffle around the mound. You cue
- 16:20Speaker 1: the organ music, the mock funeral and as Jim Nantz
- 16:23Speaker 1: would say, tradition unlike any other now that would be
- 16:29Speaker 1: that should be it. And they're gonna give him like
- 16:31Speaker 1: seven statues because the Dodgers are all about that action now,
- 16:34Speaker 1: So why not give Kershaw a statue of him with
- 16:37Speaker 1: the head down, the shoulder shrug and all that worst
- 16:40Speaker 1: big game picture of the modern era. And it's not
- 16:43Speaker 1: even close. The guy is a picasso on a Wednesday
- 16:47Speaker 1: night against the Rock He's at Dodger Stadium and against
- 16:50Speaker 1: the Phillies in a playoff game in October on a
- 16:52Speaker 1: Wednesday night. It's a finger painting. It's a kindergarten piece
- 16:55Speaker 1: of art, is what it is. And they had to
- 16:58Speaker 1: dig up the mound after every postseason Shelley. It's essentially
- 17:02Speaker 1: a crime scene when kurshuts out, so bad, guys, he bad,
- 17:06Speaker 1: all right? Last word to Chicago, we go And this
- 17:09Speaker 1: was not a closed out game. It could have been,
- 17:12Speaker 1: but believe it or not, the Cubbies for ya, Femi
- 17:15Speaker 1: and Eugene in Chicago, and Tree and all my guys
- 17:18Speaker 1: in the mallad militia there in Chicago. The Cubs showed
- 17:21Speaker 1: that they are not ready to just roll over and
- 17:24Speaker 1: go on vacation and go down to CanCon Tee times
- 17:27Speaker 1: on hold, as Chicago put up a four run spot
- 17:31Speaker 1: on the Brewers start at Quinn Priester in the first thing.
- 17:34Speaker 1: But this series, what is going on? All these runs
- 17:37Speaker 1: scored early and then not a whole bunch of runs
- 17:39Speaker 1: scored after that. But Quinn Priester on the mound was
- 17:42Speaker 1: amazing for the Brewers in the regular season in the
- 17:45Speaker 1: first inning and then the Cubs had to hold on.
- 17:47Speaker 1: They scored all of their runs in the first inning
- 17:50Speaker 1: and did just enough to win by the hair on
- 17:52Speaker 1: their chinny chin chin as they got a strong effort
- 17:57Speaker 1: from the bullpen there the Brewers, but not enough so
- 18:01Speaker 1: they couldn't come all the way back four to three
- 18:02Speaker 1: the final in favor of the team from Chicago. So
- 18:07Speaker 1: we get a game four later on on Thursday. Now,
- 18:10Speaker 1: after the game, Quinn Priester, he played the blame game.
- 18:14Speaker 1: He pointed the finger entirely at himself. He said, quote
- 18:18Speaker 1: everyone else played real well, with the exception of myself.
- 18:24Speaker 1: That's entirely on me. Close quote all right, question, does
- 18:28Speaker 1: Brewers starter Quinn Priester taking the blame work for you?
- 18:34Speaker 1: So the way I'll answer this is, I do enjoy
- 18:36Speaker 1: athletes just admitting they sucked. I think that's important. I'll
- 18:40Speaker 1: give you a puffy sticker for owning it. That said,
- 18:43Speaker 1: it does not change the fact that he shriveled up
- 18:46Speaker 1: like a grape in the sun. Who this is a
- 18:48Speaker 1: guy that had been big balls, Bob our guy from Vegas,
- 18:52Speaker 1: big balls all regular season. And so I'll give you
- 18:56Speaker 1: a little bit of a golf clap. I'll call you
- 18:58Speaker 1: a mensch. Congratulations. You're a bench for saying that they
- 19:01Speaker 1: don't hand out like parade floats and all that for
- 19:06Speaker 1: quality quotes. In Milwaukee had opportunities like they were playing
- 19:09Speaker 1: with matches. Eventually they got burned here and now they
- 19:13Speaker 1: got to sweat it out. Right, Now you got to
- 19:15Speaker 1: sweat it out. You get you know, game four suddenly
- 19:16Speaker 1: becomes a bigger deal. I would play Game four like
- 19:19Speaker 1: it's Game five and you have Game five in your
- 19:21Speaker 1: back pocket. But the Cubs, now they can smell blood
- 19:24Speaker 1: in the ivy. Should not be blood in the ivy.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Maybe Doc Mike puts them out there in the ivy.
- 19:29Speaker 1: But Chicago, they've turned this thing into a little bit
- 19:32Speaker 1: more of a street fight. Not quite there yet. There
- 19:34Speaker 1: is no such thing as momentum. But in terms of
- 19:37Speaker 1: circling back to Quinn Priester taking the blame and all that,
- 19:40Speaker 1: a guy that dominated during the regular season. Remember, as
- 19:43Speaker 1: the baseball marketing slogan from years ago went, legends are
- 19:48Speaker 1: born in October. Well, legends also die in October. If
- 19:52Speaker 1: you want reference, look at Clayton Kershaw for an example.
- 19:54Speaker 1: So you've got to do better, and you've got to
- 19:57Speaker 1: be better, and there's no guarantee this guy gets another start.
- 19:59Speaker 1: That could all she wrote. That could be the end
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- 22:11Speaker 1: We talked a lot about the National League as the
- 22:13Speaker 1: Phillies and the Cubs stay alive. So we will get
- 22:16Speaker 1: game fours in the National League. But we'll start out
- 22:19Speaker 1: here in the Bronx the Hour of American League Divisional
- 22:23Speaker 1: Championship Series baseball. And we'll start out with a game
- 22:27Speaker 1: that could have ended at all, Game four of the
- 22:31Speaker 1: American League Divisional Series. There the Yankees looking to beat
- 22:34Speaker 1: the Blue Jays and force a winner take all game
- 22:37Speaker 1: back in all, come, did you watch? Perhaps not well,
- 22:45Speaker 1: we got your cover. We got you covered on this
- 22:47Speaker 1: because we have nothing else to do. We wished an
- 22:49Speaker 1: entire day watching sports. Vladimir Guerrero Junior and that cheating
- 22:54Speaker 1: astro George Springer each drove in a run, and eight
- 23:00Speaker 1: Toronto pitchers, eight Toronto pitchers shut down the mighty New
- 23:07Speaker 1: York Yankees lineup five to two the final on Wednesday night.
- 23:11Speaker 1: Than that sent the Blue Jays flying high to the
- 23:15Speaker 1: American League Championship Series. They've reached the final four for
- 23:18Speaker 1: the first time in nine years. Toronto smacked out twelve
- 23:21Speaker 1: hits in smothering the Yankees. The a L East champion
- 23:27Speaker 1: Toronto Blue Jays. Well, now move on. They take the
- 23:31Speaker 1: divisional series three games to one. They will host game
- 23:33Speaker 1: number one in best of seven American League Championship Series.
- 23:39Speaker 1: That'll be on Sunday. We'll be watching football, but they'll
- 23:41Speaker 1: be playing baseball there against either the Tigers or the
- 23:44Speaker 1: Seattle Mariners, and those teams are set to decide their
- 23:48Speaker 1: playoff series. That'll be on Friday night in game number five,
- 23:53Speaker 1: Game number five there in Seattle. More on that in
- 23:56Speaker 1: a minute. But the better story as we talk Yankees
- 23:58Speaker 1: and Blue Jays is in lou using locker room. And
- 24:01Speaker 1: it's always a special time when the Yankees lose in
- 24:03Speaker 1: the playoffs. I know Supermarket Steve always looks forward to it.
- 24:06Speaker 1: He can't get enough of it. So let us discuss
- 24:08Speaker 1: the question. We'll focus in on the big Ragou, the
- 24:13Speaker 1: big ragu for the Yankees. So what does this latest
- 24:18Speaker 1: playoff loss due for airin Judges Yankees resume? What does
- 24:24Speaker 1: it do? You go to his Wikipedia page, you go
- 24:28Speaker 1: to his Baseball reference page. What does this do? So
- 24:30Speaker 1: I've got rewriting, academia and Nintendo, and we will combine
- 24:36Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are gonna make
- 24:38Speaker 1: your Babushka's favorite soggy nachos, soggy ballpark nachos. Yeah. See,
- 24:44Speaker 1: the nachos are like it's like my theory on fast food,
- 24:46Speaker 1: and I'm never wrong about this. I'm never My theory
- 24:49Speaker 1: on fast food is every second that goes by once
- 24:52Speaker 1: you pick up your food. Like I used to eat
- 24:55Speaker 1: fast food all time, but when you get the fast food,
- 24:57Speaker 1: you've got to eat it right away because every second
- 25:00Speaker 1: it goes it degrades. The quality of the meal goes down,
- 25:04Speaker 1: similar to nachos. Like it's like when I was a kid,
- 25:07Speaker 1: my mom used to make she give me cereal, like
- 25:09Speaker 1: give most kids you get cereal when you're a kid,
- 25:11Speaker 1: and I would get it and it would always bother
- 25:12Speaker 1: me because I had to eat it so fast, because
- 25:14Speaker 1: you don't want to eat soggy cereal because the milk and
- 25:16Speaker 1: the cereal. So nachos are the same thing. But back
- 25:19Speaker 1: to the point, So what does this latest playoff loss
- 25:22Speaker 1: do for Aaron Judges Yankees resume so number Aaron Judge
- 25:35Speaker 1: is a magician? Can we all agree on that? Does
- 25:37Speaker 1: anyone disagree? Anybody in the back of the room disagree?
- 25:39Speaker 1: Aaron Judge is a magician. He is untract to do
- 25:41Speaker 1: the impossible. They and imaginable, the most mind blowing trick around.
- 25:45Speaker 1: Have a full career wearing pinstripes and get no bling,
- 25:51Speaker 1: bling abra caudabra, hocus pocus. It's wild. It is insane
- 25:59Speaker 1: to the that here we are and Judge has already
- 26:03Speaker 1: passed his athletic prime and has nothing in terms of championships,
- 26:07Speaker 1: which is how you are judged as a Yankee. Now
- 26:10Speaker 1: here's Aaron Jude, but we'll go into the locker room.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Here's Aaron Judge talking about yet another ending to a
- 26:16Speaker 1: Yankee season that ended the wrong way. Take a listen.
- 26:19Speaker 5: No, I like our chances, and I like our chances
- 26:21Speaker 5: all year as a special group. And it just sucks
- 26:26Speaker 5: for the guys that, yes, it might be their last
- 26:29Speaker 5: time wearing Fenn shripes. You know, I get a chance
- 26:31Speaker 5: to have a long run with him and in the championship.
- 26:34Speaker 5: You know, especially to the fans all year that have
- 26:36Speaker 5: been you know, showing up supporting us, even these postseason games,
- 26:40Speaker 5: even when we would get down, you know, they stayed
- 26:42Speaker 5: right in their seats, you know, cheering us on. So
- 26:44Speaker 5: it's just disappointed. We let all those guys down.
- 26:48Speaker 1: So it's pretty standard, pretty standard there from Aaron Judge
- 26:51Speaker 1: or the captain of the Yankees. It is ironic that
- 26:53Speaker 1: John Hayman and one of the great f ups ever
- 26:55Speaker 1: by a baseball insider when he reported that Arson Judge
- 26:59Speaker 1: was going to the Giants, but yet in the playoffs
- 27:01Speaker 1: for the Yankees, the teams Aaron Judge plays for. It's
- 27:05Speaker 1: an Arson job at least, though I'm gonna be Benny
- 27:08Speaker 1: Bright's people say to negative Malor, I'll be Benny Bright's
- 27:11Speaker 1: ot here, because it's not all bad for Aaron Judge,
- 27:14Speaker 1: at least. According to Fox broadcaster Joe Davis, Aaron Judge
- 27:17Speaker 1: finally had his playoff moment. He had his playoff moment.
- 27:21Speaker 1: It was a home run in the fourth inning of
- 27:25Speaker 1: Game three of the divisional series that went off the
- 27:28Speaker 1: foul poll or the fifth inning wherever it was against Toronto.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Yankee propaganda aside, all right, Yankee propaganda side. Judge is
- 27:37Speaker 1: the Matinee idol for this era of Yankee underachievement. So congratulations.
- 27:42Speaker 1: We are now talking about ten plus years, ten plus
- 27:46Speaker 1: years in the Bronx Bombers uniform and he has been
- 27:51Speaker 1: given a team that has always one of the top
- 27:54Speaker 1: pay rolls in baseball, and yet in the playoffs bupkis
- 27:58Speaker 1: in terms of championships is thirty three. He'll turn thirty
- 28:01Speaker 1: four in April. Your athletic prime is ends about thirty two.
- 28:06Speaker 1: You can stretch you out a couple of years if
- 28:09Speaker 1: you're a superhero and all that, but that means we're
- 28:11Speaker 1: talking about the tail end. Even if Judge has another
- 28:14Speaker 1: couple of good years in him, and for all of
- 28:17Speaker 1: the crooked numbers, for all of the gaudy numbers and
- 28:21Speaker 1: the little trophies he's gotten and all that stuff, and
- 28:24Speaker 1: all you guys that love that exit velocity porn, you
- 28:27Speaker 1: get your you're all excited there because of the exit velocity.
- 28:30Speaker 1: Aaron Judge is the he's reincarnated as he's like Donnie
- 28:35Speaker 1: Baseball reincarnated or Dave Winfield that era of Yankee Baseball,
- 28:39Speaker 1: great regular season guy. And that's a team that's judged
- 28:43Speaker 1: on winning championships and all that. He's got no jewelry, well,
- 28:46Speaker 1: I'm sure he's got a nice jewelry. He probably got
- 28:48Speaker 1: a roll ex Ra two because he's got a lot
- 28:49Speaker 1: of money. But he's done the impossible being what many
- 28:53Speaker 1: believe is the top hitter in baseball since Barry Bonds
- 28:56Speaker 1: most likely better though, because we don't believe Aaron Judges
- 28:59Speaker 1: on the sauce who knows and the clear and the
- 29:02Speaker 1: cream and somehow still not winning. Like you think of
- 29:08Speaker 1: every era of baseball with the Yankees, Babe Ruf, Lou Garrett, Jolton,
- 29:11Speaker 1: Joe DiMaggio, they all did it. Now the only ear
- 29:14Speaker 1: that didn't do it was Dave Winfield, Don Mattingly, that
- 29:18Speaker 1: was it. But all the legends in Monument Park, for
- 29:21Speaker 1: the most part, carried the damn franchise to the top
- 29:24Speaker 1: of the mountain. Now Aaron Judge again, he's rewriting the
- 29:29Speaker 1: Yankee history book here for all the wrong reasons. And
- 29:33Speaker 1: the man's going to finish his career as the best
- 29:36Speaker 1: you know what that means, as good as all the
- 29:37Speaker 1: US best player ever to wear the uniform without a championship.
- 29:41Speaker 1: Like he's better than Don matting and he's better than
- 29:43Speaker 1: Dave Winfield. And yet they didn't go down the Canyon
- 29:47Speaker 1: of Heroes and either his Aaron Judge tik tik tik
- 29:50Speaker 1: tik tick. You can hear it, tik tik tik tik tick.
- 29:52Speaker 1: The clock is ticking, and the Yankees so called window
- 29:56Speaker 1: of opportunity, while it never really closes because the Yankees
- 30:00Speaker 1: meant a lot of money. In all reality, it's a
- 30:02Speaker 1: very small window, very small window. It really is the
- 30:07Speaker 1: longest drought in modern Yankee history is seventeen years from
- 30:11Speaker 1: nineteen seventy nine to nineteen ninety five. And then they
- 30:16Speaker 1: had the Joe Tory run and with him as the manager,
- 30:19Speaker 1: and Paul O'Neill and Jeter and then Jorge Posad and
- 30:23Speaker 1: Bernie Williams and all those guys, and now they're at
- 30:26Speaker 1: sixteen right now. The difference all right. And back then
- 30:31Speaker 1: you know they got they had maddingly in that run
- 30:33Speaker 1: where they didn't get it done, sad wistful eyes of
- 30:35Speaker 1: Donnie Baseball, who I believe is a coach with the
- 30:38Speaker 1: Blue Jays. Now they've got Aaron Judges blank postseason stare.
- 30:43Speaker 1: Now Judge put up great stants. Woo o O batt
- 30:49Speaker 1: it six hundred had a home run off the foul
- 30:52Speaker 1: Pole had his mollmut. According to Joe Davis, a Fox
- 30:54Speaker 1: had his moment. Six RBIs four walks against Blue Jays.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Spoiler alert Vladimir Guerrero Junior was better. The other team's
- 31:01Speaker 1: top player was better than your team's best player. That's it.
- 31:05Speaker 1: And again, Aaron Judge, despite what Joe Davis said, his
- 31:08Speaker 1: signature moment is fumbling and bumbling and stumbling a ball
- 31:12Speaker 1: in center field in Game five of the World Series,
- 31:14Speaker 1: where the Yankees had a dominating lead they were gonna
- 31:15Speaker 1: get right back in the World Series, heft it up.
- 31:18Speaker 1: That's his moment. And this series in the Bronx Vlattie
- 31:21Speaker 1: doing backflips and carrying Toronto while they're in Judge can
- 31:26Speaker 1: only watch and watch the celebration a little dazed and confused.
- 31:30Speaker 1: And so the Yankees used to own October Man. That
- 31:33Speaker 1: was all Yankee baseball in October House of Horrors Yankee Stadium. Now,
- 31:37Speaker 1: I guess they rent by the hour. You know, it's
- 31:39Speaker 1: like a sleazy hotel. They rent by the hour, all
- 31:41Speaker 1: right now, Page two. So the big Komodo Dragon, the
- 31:45Speaker 1: room and the Bronx continues to be Will there actually
- 31:49Speaker 1: be legitimate changes? Every year the Yankees losing the playoffs,
- 31:53Speaker 1: and every year the question gets asked, are they going
- 31:55Speaker 1: to whack this guy? Are they gonna whack that guy?
- 31:58Speaker 1: So you've got Aaron Boone who is always being discussed
- 32:03Speaker 1: as a guy's going to lose his job and all this. Well,
- 32:06Speaker 1: here is Aaron Boone asked whether or not he's going
- 32:09Speaker 1: to come back. Do you think Aaron Boone is going
- 32:11Speaker 1: to say, Ay, I shouldn't come back. I've done a
- 32:13Speaker 1: terrible job. B I don't want to come back because
- 32:16Speaker 1: this team's a bunch of losers. Or see I expect
- 32:19Speaker 1: to be back. Let's go to the audio tape.
- 32:20Speaker 9: Aaron, I'm sorry on it, but it becomes a subject
- 32:24Speaker 9: every year. Do you have any reason to think you
- 32:25Speaker 9: won't be back managing the team next year?
- 32:28Speaker 1: No?
- 32:28Speaker 6: I'm under contract, so no, I don't expect anything.
- 32:33Speaker 1: Can I ask a question? I would like to ask
- 32:36Speaker 1: you a question. What journalism school do they tell you
- 32:40Speaker 1: to apologize before you ask the question? Does that guy
- 32:47Speaker 1: have no balls? Can we plan that again? I believe
- 32:50Speaker 1: I just heard a supposed reporter apologize before asking the question,
- 32:56Speaker 1: like what are we doing? What are your buddies with him?
- 32:58Speaker 1: Going out drinking with them after the news? Take a lesson?
- 33:01Speaker 9: Aaron, I'm sorry on it, but it becomes a subject
- 33:04Speaker 9: every year. Do you have any reason to think you
- 33:06Speaker 9: won't be back managing the team next.
- 33:08Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I don't this is Aaron. I'm sorry,
- 33:11Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Oh crap, all right, question, are Aaron
- 33:18Speaker 1: Boone and Brian Cashman the GM there in the danger zone?
- 33:22Speaker 1: Stranger danger? Are they in the danger zone in the Bronx?
- 33:27Speaker 1: So I am shaking my head. No, right, the Bronx
- 33:32Speaker 1: isn't the bronx anymore. It's you know, it's not like
- 33:35Speaker 1: it used to be. It used to be you lose
- 33:36Speaker 1: in October and it would be like Halloween. There'd be
- 33:40Speaker 1: heads on spikes outside Yankee Stadium. Now it's modern deferred accountability.
- 33:46Speaker 1: It's uh, you know again. We say it every year.
- 33:49Speaker 1: These aren't you daddy's pinstripers or your granddaddy's pinstripers. Brian
- 33:52Speaker 1: Cashman has been running the show since Bill Clinton was
- 33:55Speaker 1: in the White House with Monica Lewinsky having a good time.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Yankee Baseball has turned in to academia. Aaron Boone, I
- 34:05Speaker 1: am convinced. Aaron Boon's not going anywhere. Brian Cashman's not
- 34:07Speaker 1: going anywhere. Heck, they could both get promoted. They are
- 34:10Speaker 1: tenured professors. At this point, you can't whack a tenured guy.
- 34:16Speaker 1: You gotta jump to a lot of hoops to get
- 34:18Speaker 1: rid of a tenured professor. They've got lifetime appointments to
- 34:22Speaker 1: the Bronx Ivy League is what they've got. And the
- 34:25Speaker 1: Steinbrenner klan that owns the team, the kids like, they're
- 34:30Speaker 1: not They're not the boss, right, the sequels not the equals.
- 34:33Speaker 1: We know. You look at all the legacy ownership groups
- 34:37Speaker 1: in sports. They're just not as good. They're just not
- 34:39Speaker 1: as good. Al Davis was a tyrant with the Raiders.
- 34:42Speaker 1: It didn't go well at the end of our life.
- 34:43Speaker 1: But his kid is a joke. Mark Davis with the
- 34:46Speaker 1: Raiders an embarrassment, right, and you give me to go down.
- 34:49Speaker 1: Then all the groups where the next generation takes over,
- 34:52Speaker 1: it's it gets worse. It does not get better, It
- 34:55Speaker 1: gets worse. Genie Buss horrific owner with the Lakers, right,
- 34:59Speaker 1: old man Gray, she was terrible and she's finally sold
- 35:03Speaker 1: the team, I guess eventually, but she wants to hold
- 35:05Speaker 1: on because she gets to go to cocktail parties in
- 35:06Speaker 1: Beverly Hills. But whatever. Fine. So the point is that
- 35:12Speaker 1: the old man, George Steinbrenner was lighting managers on fire
- 35:16Speaker 1: every other homestead. He had a revolving door with these
- 35:19Speaker 1: guys like Billy Martin. Now you're fired, two years later,
- 35:22Speaker 1: you're hired. You know that he had I think it
- 35:24Speaker 1: was eleven changes in like a four year Spann or
- 35:28Speaker 1: some ridiculous thing like that back in the day. But
- 35:31Speaker 1: now he fired Yogi Bear left him at the airport
- 35:34Speaker 1: in Chicago. Baseball legend that was the George Steinberners. Now
- 35:38Speaker 1: it's a daycare center right. The current group, it's just
- 35:41Speaker 1: a cash cow. It's the illusion of contention is all
- 35:45Speaker 1: you need. They're printing money, you know, the seventeen dollars
- 35:49Speaker 1: beers and all that. And I've been told by boots
- 35:52Speaker 1: on the ground that the luxury area behind home plate
- 35:55Speaker 1: is the top in baseball. Where they have the seafood
- 35:58Speaker 1: table with crab legs and high ends sushi, they have
- 36:01Speaker 1: the Kobe beef over to the sun and all that.
- 36:04Speaker 1: It's just insane, right because they appeal to the Wall
- 36:06Speaker 1: Street the one percenters there in New York, and then
- 36:08Speaker 1: don't appeal to the to the bleacher creatures and all
- 36:11Speaker 1: that stuff. And so as long as they can convince
- 36:13Speaker 1: the fans that just making the playoffs there and that
- 36:17Speaker 1: you know, losing in the wild card of the divisional
- 36:20Speaker 1: round is equal to a championship. That's championship stands. The
- 36:23Speaker 1: Yankees have become a theme park attraction. They really have.
- 36:27Speaker 1: You know, as long as the turnstiles are spinning and
- 36:29Speaker 1: you're riding the dumbbell ride and the Yes Network selling
- 36:32Speaker 1: their ads and they got all the spots paid for,
- 36:35Speaker 1: no one's storming the castle. It's not happening. Aaron Boone
- 36:38Speaker 1: could sleep walk, right, could sleep walk through a ninety
- 36:42Speaker 1: win season, and Brian Cashman's gonna still be ordering catered
- 36:45Speaker 1: lunches for his army of nerds as Goose gotchis tremulus,
- 36:48Speaker 1: he said back in the day. Now, the real question
- 36:51Speaker 1: is who is going to pay the price for the
- 36:53Speaker 1: Yankees issues, Because why I believe Aaron Boone and Cashman
- 36:56Speaker 1: are safe, someone's going to lose their job. Normally, what
- 36:59Speaker 1: you do, as you say sacrifice one of the coaches
- 37:01Speaker 1: depends how upset you are. You might get rid of
- 37:03Speaker 1: the first base coach. If you're not that upset, you
- 37:05Speaker 1: get rid of the third base coach. If you're a
- 37:06Speaker 1: little more upset, If you're really really upset, you get
- 37:08Speaker 1: rid of the pitching coach and the hitting coach. The
- 37:11Speaker 1: one name that I will put there at the very
- 37:13Speaker 1: top is of my big board, not a list Terry
- 37:16Speaker 1: in England, my big board. The fall guy is going
- 37:20Speaker 1: to be Jazz Chisholm Garantee, Jazz Chisholm, free agent butcher
- 37:26Speaker 1: in the field, he was an All Star and he
- 37:29Speaker 1: was caught yawning while trailing in an elimination game and
- 37:33Speaker 1: then mocked the people that made fun of him, yawning
- 37:36Speaker 1: during the game on the field, yawning while the game
- 37:40Speaker 1: was going on. He's the perfect scapegoat, bad clutch player,
- 37:44Speaker 1: not a big time player. Two eleven batting average in
- 37:47Speaker 1: the postseason, one eight two in the American League Divisional Series,
- 37:50Speaker 1: underwhelming when it matters, underwhelming when it matters. And you know, meanwhile,
- 37:54Speaker 1: Brian Cashman is up in the suite stress testing the
- 37:57Speaker 1: next NERD approved depth chart, and there are already going over
- 38:00Speaker 1: who can we get on the waiver wire? Now, the
- 38:02Speaker 1: danger zone does not exist in the Bronx at this point.
- 38:06Speaker 1: It's more of a comfort zone. It's more of a
- 38:08Speaker 1: comfort zone than that. And as long as they're selling
- 38:11Speaker 1: the illusion of the evil Empire. No one is actually
- 38:15Speaker 1: in any real danger. Yankee baseball is where tenure meets mediocredy.
- 38:20Speaker 1: There's an intersection of tenure and mediocrety. All right, final
- 38:23Speaker 1: point to motown we go. And it looked early on
- 38:28Speaker 1: like it was going to be a bubbly bat for
- 38:30Speaker 1: the boys from Seattle. But then they had to play
- 38:32Speaker 1: the rest of the game. And somebody named Riley Green
- 38:34Speaker 1: is somebody named Hobby Bias homeward four run, sixth inning,
- 38:40Speaker 1: and the Tigers are they ride. I'll roared back to
- 38:45Speaker 1: keep their season. I stand alive, staying up nine to three,
- 38:48Speaker 1: dominating win over the Mariners. On a sleepy Wednesday afternoon,
- 38:51Speaker 1: there a Game four of the American League Divisional Series,
- 38:54Speaker 1: So that means we are gonna get a game five.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Tigers force a Game five by winning at Komerica Park
- 39:01Speaker 1: for the first time in more than a month. They
- 39:03Speaker 1: had lost eight straight home games. How embarrassing, Lou Whitaker
- 39:08Speaker 1: and Alan Tramball, Right, what are you doing? Chet? Lemon's
- 39:10Speaker 1: rolling over in his grave might swall with you. So
- 39:13Speaker 1: the decisive game of the series be Friday in Seattle.
- 39:16Speaker 1: Cy young winner Derek Scoobel on the mound for the
- 39:19Speaker 1: MotorCity Kiddies against George Kirby. George Kirby. More on that
- 39:25Speaker 1: in a minute, But the better story he's in the
- 39:26Speaker 1: losing locker room as the Triedents blew a three to
- 39:28Speaker 1: nothing lead in the fifth inning. Question, how do you
- 39:32Speaker 1: react to Fox's Derek Jeters saying the Mariners? He said
- 39:36Speaker 1: on the Fox postgame he said the Mariners thought the
- 39:39Speaker 1: series was over, implying that that somehow is why they lost.
- 39:44Speaker 1: All right, So listen, Derek Jeter, legendary bad take, nonsense.
- 39:49Speaker 1: Manager Dan Wilson did the thing you can't do at
- 39:52Speaker 1: the time. He can't do it. He trusted his bullpen
- 39:55Speaker 1: and they the pipe burst on the bullpen under the
- 39:58Speaker 1: immense pressure of October baseball. So it started out with
- 40:02Speaker 1: this lefty, Gabe Spier who I looked at the they
- 40:05Speaker 1: had the stats on the broadcast. He had a zero
- 40:07Speaker 1: point seventy five ERA. He had allowed one run in
- 40:11Speaker 1: twelve innings since September sixth, So of course he came
- 40:15Speaker 1: in there and poured kerosene all over the game. And
- 40:18Speaker 1: then it was a funeral procession of relievers. People I've
- 40:21Speaker 1: never heard of. Eduard Bizardo and Carlos Vargas guys like that.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Just like bullpen spam came in and they would have
- 40:28Speaker 1: been better off throwing Robbie the Mariner fan crying, Craig
- 40:32Speaker 1: JJ in Renton, and no Stradinas on the mountain. They
- 40:35Speaker 1: all sucked at the time. He cannot suck, so Seattle.
- 40:37Speaker 1: What they needed was to call the people that used
- 40:40Speaker 1: to own the team from Nintendo and get Mario and Luigi.
- 40:43Speaker 1: Of course we know those are plumbers. Get them in
- 40:45Speaker 1: there to solve the bullpen. Some solid plumbers. So unsolicited device,
- 40:50Speaker 1: what can the Mariners do to beat Tigers Ace Trek
- 40:55Speaker 1: Scubel in Game five? Because everyone's go, oh, this game
- 40:57Speaker 1: the series over. Tigers have their guy, They're gonna win
- 40:59Speaker 1: Game five, go on to play Toronto in the American
- 41:03Speaker 1: League Championship Series. So the mallord advice call it the
- 41:06Speaker 1: Schooble Survival Pack, the Schoolble Survival Pack. You don't have
- 41:12Speaker 1: to win. See the thing people don't understand when you
- 41:14Speaker 1: face a number one starting pitcher, Okay, you don't have
- 41:20Speaker 1: to win the duel. You just have to endure it,
- 41:23Speaker 1: all right, you just have to do it. Now, what
- 41:25Speaker 1: do I mean by that, like the Big Dumper cal
- 41:27Speaker 1: Riley and Friends. The mission is not conquest. The mission
- 41:31Speaker 1: is not to beat terror Scooble. It's to contain him,
- 41:35Speaker 1: meaning that you just have to end up in a
- 41:38Speaker 1: situation where where school is gonna go out. He'll slice
- 41:41Speaker 1: your lineup up like a sushi chef and just cut
- 41:44Speaker 1: you up with a nice big butcher's knife. The goal
- 41:47Speaker 1: is to keep pace. The goal is not to beat him.
- 41:50Speaker 1: It's just co author the chapter. Match it blow for blow,
- 41:56Speaker 1: inning for inning, have Kirby pitch well, go to the bullpen,
- 41:59Speaker 1: have some guys come in there and get it done.
- 42:01Speaker 1: And you just got to ride it out. And you
- 42:03Speaker 1: got to either have a zero zero score or a
- 42:05Speaker 1: one nothing score, or you have the lead when you
- 42:07Speaker 1: go to the tigers bullpen or where they go to
- 42:10Speaker 1: the bullpen, and that's when the ink starts to smudge
- 42:13Speaker 1: a little bit, and so that's what you get. You're
- 42:15Speaker 1: not gonna beat Scool, well more likely than not. But
- 42:18Speaker 1: if you have a shot, you just gotta you gotta
- 42:21Speaker 1: go blow for blow, blow for It's like a boxer.
- 42:23Speaker 1: You kind of sandbag a little bit early on, you know,
- 42:26Speaker 1: let the fight.
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- 42:34Speaker 1: To get rid of him to the third degree.
- 42:38Speaker 2: This is one big.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Ben gets grilled, all right, Cooperlo.
- 42:43Speaker 10: The Houston Astros are sticking with their leadership in GM
- 42:46Speaker 10: Dana Brown and manager Joe Spotted, despite their late season
- 42:49Speaker 10: collapse causing them to miss the playoffs for the first
- 42:51Speaker 10: time in a decade. Both of their contracts only run
- 42:54Speaker 10: through twenty twenty six, though. Is this going to be
- 42:56Speaker 10: a lame duck season next year for the Astros?
- 43:00Speaker 1: Well, every season is a lame duck season until they
- 43:03Speaker 1: get rid of Altube. I believe he's the last of
- 43:06Speaker 1: the cheaters still there. That's it. Yeah, tub's falling apart,
- 43:11Speaker 1: and it's just not a good team. And it sounds
- 43:15Speaker 1: like they're not going to spend a lot of money
- 43:16Speaker 1: to fatten up the roster. So it's a hot mess.
- 43:19Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean, these guys are not forever. They're
- 43:22Speaker 1: not long term Joe Spota and Dana Brown. So I'm
- 43:25Speaker 1: gonna go Yes, the Arrows point ds next.
- 43:27Speaker 10: The San Antonio Spurs have officially listed Victor Wembin Yama
- 43:30Speaker 10: at seven foot five two and thirty five pounds. That's
- 43:34Speaker 10: two inches taller and twenty five pounds heavier than when
- 43:37Speaker 10: he entered the league. Ben, do you think we were
- 43:38Speaker 10: going to see an MVP type season from Wemby?
- 43:42Speaker 1: Yeah? What he did because he went to China and
- 43:45Speaker 1: he was hanging out with the monks, right, Wasn't that
- 43:47Speaker 1: what he did this offseason? That was what his big
- 43:49Speaker 1: preparation was. He had like the thing of silence and
- 43:52Speaker 1: all that. But I think the Spurs don only have
- 43:54Speaker 1: to like make the playoffs. That seems to be a
- 43:55Speaker 1: problem there. I mean, still, they should be better. He's great,
- 44:00Speaker 1: he's still fragile at two thirty five.
- 44:02Speaker 10: Next, former NBA player Richard Jefferson said that most of
- 44:05Speaker 10: his peers would have gladly accepted an under the table
- 44:07Speaker 10: deal like Kawhi if they were in a similar position
- 44:10Speaker 10: to him. He went on to say that no active
- 44:11Speaker 10: performer player would be upset with Kawhi. Ben, do you
- 44:13Speaker 10: think that's true?
- 44:15Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean from what I've heard, you know, this
- 44:18Speaker 1: has been going on around the NBA. He's not the
- 44:20Speaker 1: only He's been going on in the NFL. All the
- 44:22Speaker 1: sports how do we do you passed? How say win? Hey?
- 44:25Speaker 1: You go? Unlike the Yankees? I won? Unlike the Yankees.
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- 44:42Speaker 1: It's now time for time for Harry. Harry, Honey. What
- 44:46Speaker 1: do you ask?
- 44:46Speaker 6: Ben?
- 44:47Speaker 1: Twitter? Send us your questions on Twitter now on Twitter
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- 44:55Speaker 1: Your questions are answers for the rest of the hour.
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- 45:02Speaker 1: using the hashtag ask Ben now for the reading of
- 45:05Speaker 1: the questions, but it will not sound like he's reading Kopolo.
- 45:09Speaker 10: All right, We're gonna start off with the question for you,
- 45:11Speaker 10: Ben Osky. This question is from Rob in the three
- 45:14Speaker 10: two one.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Hi Rob and the three two one as in Florida Coop.
- 45:18Speaker 10: He wants to know, Ben, what is the most memorable
- 45:20Speaker 10: game you attended that you still tell friends about.
- 45:24Speaker 1: H Well, I mean game for me, it was I'm
- 45:27Speaker 1: Gonna date myself, But it was Game seven of the
- 45:31Speaker 1: World Series, which are the Marlins and the Indians, two
- 45:33Speaker 1: teams I didn't care about. But it was it went
- 45:35Speaker 1: extra innings in Game seven. It was like the coolest
- 45:37Speaker 1: I've never been to a World Series before, so that
- 45:40Speaker 1: was that was absolutely bananas for me because you know,
- 45:44Speaker 1: it was the first time, you know, I've done something
- 45:47Speaker 1: like that. But I've been to some really good football
- 45:49Speaker 1: games over the years. But that's that's the one that
- 45:51Speaker 1: pops in my head right now. What's next, Coop? What
- 45:52Speaker 1: do we have?
- 45:53Speaker 4: All right? This one, I imagine is probably just for
- 45:57Speaker 4: Lorena and I.
- 45:58Speaker 1: Uh okay, I mean, I would like to know I've met.
- 46:03Speaker 10: I would like to know at what age did you
- 46:04Speaker 10: finally discover that Santa doesn't exist?
- 46:10Speaker 1: I learned that Honikah Harry doesn't exist when I was.
- 46:12Speaker 4: Eating Is that is that? Is that a thing? Honkah Harry?
- 46:15Speaker 4: That sounds scary?
- 46:16Speaker 11: I feel like he would be like that scary hairy
- 46:19Speaker 11: guy who breaks up there.
- 46:20Speaker 1: It was like a Saturday Night Live skit. Your Yeah,
- 46:27Speaker 1: now we have we have the Jews, have the mench
- 46:29Speaker 1: on the bench. That's what we've done. Oh that's right,
- 46:32Speaker 1: You've got the elf on the shelf. We've got the
- 46:34Speaker 1: mench on the bench. Go ahead, Lorena.
- 46:36Speaker 4: I'm as far as I'm concerned Santa Israel.
- 46:38Speaker 1: So you guys just OK, that is true.
- 46:42Speaker 4: I play Santa every year. What are you talking about?
- 46:44Speaker 1: Someone has to be.
- 46:49Speaker 4: I guess. I guess you have plenty of Stas.
- 46:50Speaker 11: And there is this man who's lap I said on
- 46:52Speaker 11: at the mall every year too.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Who do you think he is? Is some random guy,
- 46:57Speaker 4: some creeper. No, his name is Santa.
- 46:59Speaker 1: The lesson of that, Coop, is, if you're a good
- 47:01Speaker 1: looking woman, Sanna never ends. If you're a fat, middle
- 47:07Speaker 1: aged man, Sanna ended a long time ago. Oh yeah,
- 47:10Speaker 1: go ahead, Coop.
- 47:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I was like twelve, maybe eleven twelve.
- 47:14Speaker 4: I feel mad for you. The magic is dead.
- 47:17Speaker 1: Yeah, well find other magic. I guess what's next year? Coop?
- 47:22Speaker 1: It's ask Ben. Your questions are answers for the rest
- 47:26Speaker 1: of the hour.
- 47:27Speaker 4: All right, This question is from ferg Dog.
- 47:32Speaker 1: Hi.
- 47:32Speaker 4: Fergie wants to know how many pets do you have?
- 47:36Speaker 1: I currently have one pet. It is a English bulldog
- 47:38Speaker 1: named Moxie. I used to have a dog named Luigi,
- 47:40Speaker 1: but the dog was a lunatic. We had to move
- 47:42Speaker 1: him to a second home. But Moxie is my dog.
- 47:45Speaker 1: Moxy helps me write the Mala monologues. She's with me
- 47:48Speaker 1: pretty much every night, and her job, and she's my assistant.
- 47:51Speaker 1: Her job is to fart while she lays on my legs.
- 47:53Speaker 1: That's your job, and she's really good at that. And
- 47:56Speaker 1: she knows. She does not move. She's the laziest creek
- 48:00Speaker 1: sure I've ever met in my life. She does, She's
- 48:02Speaker 1: so lazy. She when I walk into the room after
- 48:04Speaker 1: I get home from the radio station, she doesn't even
- 48:08Speaker 1: move her body. She'll maybe move her eyeballs, but that's it.
- 48:11Speaker 1: It's fascinating. That's not a garden dog. Well she looks intimidating,
- 48:18Speaker 1: but yeah, if you really want to get her fired up, though,
- 48:21Speaker 1: turn the vacuum on. She attacks the vacuum. She thinks
- 48:24Speaker 1: the vacuum is a demon, and she attacked. Other than that,
- 48:28Speaker 1: what about your ani pets?
- 48:30Speaker 4: No, not to live with me.
- 48:33Speaker 1: No, that's something that you might date.
- 48:34Speaker 10: No, all right, Coop, I have two cats, two a
- 48:41Speaker 10: Penny and Piper, and they don't like me.
- 48:44Speaker 1: Oh I've never met them.
- 48:46Speaker 4: Yeah, that's interesting.
- 48:50Speaker 1: Well that's cats. What cats do they hiss? It was
- 48:53Speaker 1: one everyone knows that.
- 48:55Speaker 4: Anyway.
- 48:57Speaker 10: Moving on, Yes, we have a question from Cowboy Killer here, Hi,
- 49:01Speaker 10: Cowboy Killer.
- 49:03Speaker 4: Do you reverse in a parking space? And why.
- 49:06Speaker 1: I always try to back in to make a quick getaway.
- 49:10Speaker 1: In fact, as an adult, you're supposed to do that
- 49:13Speaker 1: because if there's a stressful situation, it's proven and you're
- 49:18Speaker 1: gonna be so flustered backing up, you might hit something.
- 49:21Speaker 1: But if you park backing in, you're good. You're good
- 49:24Speaker 1: to go. You always have to be prepared.
- 49:26Speaker 4: Oh wow, Yeah, that's an idea.
- 49:29Speaker 11: I was actually watching this video the other day about
- 49:32Speaker 11: this guy and there was a big mudslide here in
- 49:34Speaker 11: California and his truck was parked and he tried to
- 49:36Speaker 11: back his truck up, but he actually backed it up
- 49:38Speaker 11: into the mudslide instead of away from the mudd.
- 49:40Speaker 1: No, seriously, in a stressful situation, getting out of it.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Like if there's a disaster or something, you gotta get
- 49:45Speaker 1: out of Dodge, you got to back in. And the
- 49:48Speaker 1: other thing is, and I also I complain to my
- 49:50Speaker 1: wife all the time, you always got to leave at
- 49:52Speaker 1: least have to take a gas. Same reason. If there's
- 49:55Speaker 1: a disaster and you got to get out of Dodge
- 49:57Speaker 1: and you don't have any gas, you're pork You screw
- 50:00Speaker 1: really bad at that. It's a problem. You got to
- 50:03Speaker 1: do it. I'm telling you. You know, something bad happens,
- 50:05Speaker 1: you got to get out of there, you know, around here,
- 50:07Speaker 1: if there's an earthquake or something, you got to get
- 50:09Speaker 1: on the road and you're you know. Yeah.
- 50:11Speaker 11: I don't usually back in, but I do feel fancy
- 50:13Speaker 11: when I do.
- 50:15Speaker 1: Yeah. I love the fact I started driving there were
- 50:17Speaker 1: no backup cameras, and I feel like I'm cheating when
- 50:19Speaker 1: I have a backup camera. So it's kind of really cool.
- 50:21Speaker 1: I feel like it's easy, so easy, cool.
- 50:24Speaker 4: I do it. Sometimes I mix it up.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, What is next? It's ask Ben?
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- 50:44Speaker 1: like this at all. What's next?
- 50:45Speaker 10: Hear cool donkey sausage? Hi, Donkey, I would like to
- 50:48Speaker 10: know what's your Halloween Friday Night plans this year?
- 50:53Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's kind of cool. We we don't have
- 50:54Speaker 1: to do the radio show Friday night, so I'll probably
- 50:57Speaker 1: record a podcast in the morning, and then I think
- 50:59Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see my niece and nephew. They're little
- 51:02Speaker 1: kiddies and Uncle Benny will watch them trick or treat
- 51:06Speaker 1: and so that's my my tentative plan at this point.
- 51:09Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraine.
- 51:10Speaker 11: I will be at the Boogie Bash Oge Boogie Bash Disneyland.
- 51:15Speaker 11: Oh yeah, and then I'll be staying in the Grand
- 51:17Speaker 11: California that night.
- 51:19Speaker 1: Look at you.
- 51:20Speaker 4: I know it's gonna be a good night.
- 51:21Speaker 1: Is that a special event or something.
- 51:23Speaker 11: Like that kind of Yeah, two hundred dollars special ticket
- 51:25Speaker 11: for the event, and then yeah, super fun. I'll get
- 51:28Speaker 11: all the candy and I'll bring it into the studio
- 51:30Speaker 11: and share.
- 51:30Speaker 1: With you guys. Oh well, thank you. What about you, Coop?
- 51:33Speaker 4: I will be in Las Vegas v bas Las Vegas.
- 51:37Speaker 10: I think specifically I will be Fremont Street, Oho Lost.
- 51:43Speaker 1: Hopefully you don't get shanked there and in a