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- 0:32Speaker 1: Now, it's debating whether to start with the baseball, but
- 0:33Speaker 1: this is such an epic choke job by the Atlanta Falcons.
- 0:37Speaker 1: It is worthy of the leadoff spot. And plus, it's football.
- 0:41Speaker 1: And let's be honest here, as much as I love
- 0:43Speaker 1: my baseball, football is king in these parts. So we begin.
- 0:48Speaker 1: With the game on Sunday night, we start out in Georgia,
- 0:52Speaker 1: the final chapter of the NFL Sunday card in week
- 0:56Speaker 1: number five. That's right, number five. Out in the ATL,
- 1:02Speaker 1: you had Lamar Jackson out left ankle. Uh-oh, goes to
- 1:06Speaker 1: left ankle. Sideline, Tyler Huntley, the career backup, moved on
- 1:12Speaker 1: up to a penthouse in the sky there as Huntley.
- 1:18Speaker 1: He said this the other day. He said taking over
- 1:20Speaker 1: as QB1 would be like riding a bike. He claimed
- 1:24Speaker 1: the Falcons were like, okay, fine, riding a bike. Great.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Falcons are like, we're going to shove the bike into
- 1:29Speaker 1: the lake is what we're going to do. And the
- 1:32Speaker 1: Falcons are trying to go three for three in primetime.
- 1:35Speaker 1: And there was all this angst about, oh, no, the
- 1:37Speaker 1: Falcons in primetime. By the way, Coop has arrived. We
- 1:39Speaker 1: can announce Coop has arrived. So the Falcons looking to
- 1:42Speaker 1: go three for three in primetime games with Michael Penix Jr.,
- 1:48Speaker 1: taking over there. And here we go. So Mike Tirico
- 1:51Speaker 1: and Chris Collinsworth had the call on NBC. Now, I
- 1:55Speaker 1: was doing some double duty here. flipping back and forth
- 1:58Speaker 1: between the NBC broadcast and the NLCS game on Fox. And,
- 2:04Speaker 1: of course, I had the volume down on both because
- 2:06Speaker 1: that's how I operate most of the time. So I
- 2:08Speaker 1: don't know if you were watching or not. Perhaps not.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Maybe you were doing something else. But Tyler Huntley leading
- 2:13Speaker 1: Baltimore to a game-tying touchdown and two-point conversion in the
- 2:19Speaker 1: last minute of regulation and then– And then a lengthy
- 2:24Speaker 1: drive in overtime, a one-yard QB keeper. Touchdown in overtime,
- 2:30Speaker 1: and the Ravens rally to stun the Birds in a
- 2:35Speaker 1: battle of the Birds. The Falcons go down 30-27 in
- 2:39Speaker 1: the Sunday night game. Derrick Henry ran for over 100 yards,
- 2:43Speaker 1: and the Falcons' top-ranked run defense proved to be fraudulent
- 2:48Speaker 1: as they were unable to consistently stop Derrick Henry. And
- 2:52Speaker 1: so the Ravens go to four and one on the year.
- 2:55Speaker 1: And Michael Penix Jr. suffered a. Rib injury late in
- 3:01Speaker 1: the fourth quarter. Tua Tungabailoa took over there at quarterback.
- 3:04Speaker 1: How'd that go? Don't ask. Don't ask for the Falcons
- 3:08Speaker 1: who are now back under. 500 at 2-3 as Tua
- 3:13Speaker 1: Tungabailoa passed for Drake London. Picked off by Kyle Hamilton
- 3:19Speaker 1: in overtime. Turn at the last. The party's over.
- 3:24Speaker 3: Wow.
- 3:25Speaker 1: See you later. All right, so the Falcons blow an
- 3:31Speaker 1: eight-point lead there in overtime. Here's Kevin Stefanski trying to
- 3:36Speaker 1: put some lipstick on this pig of a performance. Take
- 3:39Speaker 1: a listen. We can be better in those moments, and
- 3:41Speaker 1: then you can put a good football team away late,
- 3:43Speaker 1: which we did not do. And then, again, give them credit.
- 3:45Speaker 1: They came back and scored and did a nice job.
- 3:48Speaker 1: So we'll learn from it. Disappointing, frustrating, all those things,
- 3:51Speaker 1: but we will learn from it. Kevin Stefanski, his teams
- 3:54Speaker 1: must learn more than any other team. And he coached
- 3:57Speaker 1: the Browns, and now he's coaching the Falcons. That's a
- 4:00Speaker 1: lot of learning. They learn a lot from losing. They learn. Boy,
- 4:04Speaker 1: Kevin Stefanski coached teams learn the most. They do. They
- 4:08Speaker 1: just do. All right, that's a good jumping off point.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Let us discuss the question. Is this loss more damaging
- 4:15Speaker 1: for Bajon Robinson and the Falcons' reputation? Then the final
- 4:19Speaker 1: score suggests, well, they lost in overtime to the Ravens.
- 4:22Speaker 1: That's not that big a deal. If you're a cockeyed optimist,
- 4:25Speaker 1: you'll say, ah, who cares? So I've got Rolex number
- 4:29Speaker 1: five special and DNA test. And we will combine all
- 4:35Speaker 1: of these things together. And we are going to say
- 4:39Speaker 1: hello to Common Sense. It's your Common Sense Sports Talk
- 4:44Speaker 1: radio show. So, A, in terms of the question, is
- 4:48Speaker 1: the loss more damaging for the Falcons than the reputation,
- 4:52Speaker 1: than it is just the final score, losing a close
- 4:55Speaker 1: game in overtime? Absolutely. Absolutely. Nodding my head yes on
- 5:00Speaker 1: that one. Atlanta's win over Green Bay and New Orleans,
- 5:04Speaker 1: the last couple of games here in primetime, created this
- 5:08Speaker 1: false sense of security. And there were people jumping on
- 5:13Speaker 1: the Falcon bandwagon. It's like, you know, that train, that
- 5:15Speaker 1: famous train in India, they have some religious pilgrimage and
- 5:19Speaker 1: there's people standing on the roof of the train. You know,
- 5:22Speaker 1: I'm sure you've seen the video or heard about it.
- 5:25Speaker 1: It happens like once or twice a year, and it's—I'm
- 5:27Speaker 1: not even sure. I remember reading about it, but I've forgotten,
- 5:30Speaker 1: but it's some kind of religious pilgrimage, and everyone— there' s like
- 5:33Speaker 1: one train from this remote part, and everyone has to
- 5:36Speaker 1: catch the train. And so people stand on top of
- 5:38Speaker 1: the train. That was essentially the Falcon's bandwagon. It was
- 5:42Speaker 1: like filling up faster than a Waffle House after midnight.
- 5:46Speaker 1: On a Friday night, man, they wanted those waffles. And
- 5:49Speaker 1: they won. And then the Ravens, they drove that bandwagon
- 5:53Speaker 1: for the Falcons straight into the ditch. Atlanta not exposed
- 5:57Speaker 1: as a terrible team. Terrible. They were exposed as a
- 6:02Speaker 1: team that is not nearly as good as some of
- 6:06Speaker 1: you people wanted to believe. That's the reality of the situation.
- 6:11Speaker 1: And the Falcons are the NFL's version of a counterfeit Rolex,
- 6:15Speaker 1: is what they are. They look expensive. They've got some
- 6:18Speaker 1: big parts to it, like big-time players. And I'll tell
- 6:22Speaker 1: time correct a couple times a day for sure. And
- 6:26Speaker 1: in this case... It fell apart late. It did. And
- 6:30Speaker 1: then Baltimore showed up with a backup quarterback. Backup quarterback.
- 6:36Speaker 1: And knocked the entire Happy Days narrative down a couple
- 6:41Speaker 1: of notches. Just down a couple of notches. Now, but
- 6:43Speaker 1: John Robinson... who looks like he should be unstoppable all
- 6:47Speaker 1: the time. He had 86 rushing yards. 38 of them
- 6:51Speaker 1: came on one run. That's 44% of his rushing total
- 6:56Speaker 1: for the day for the Falcons. And it does remind
- 6:58Speaker 1: you a bit of Barry Sanders. Some of you were
- 7:01Speaker 1: not alive when Barry Sanders played for the Lions. He's
- 7:03Speaker 1: considered the all-time... craziest video game style running back. There
- 7:06Speaker 1: were many games with the Honolulu Blue Lions where Barry
- 7:10Speaker 1: Sanders was like under 50 yards and not particularly great.
- 7:14Speaker 1: And people forget about that because you block that out.
- 7:17Speaker 1: You only remember the good. You don't remember the bad. Anyway,
- 7:21Speaker 1: not exactly a game wrecker on this day, but John
- 7:24Speaker 1: Robinson there. So Atlanta, a little overrated, certainly overpraised. I
- 7:29Speaker 1: think we can all agree on that. Overpraised and thoroughly
- 7:31Speaker 1: outclassed at the end of the game. in fourth quarter
- 7:35Speaker 1: and then overtime. That defense. Defense. My God, talking about
- 7:39Speaker 1: riding the vomit comet defensively. Meanwhile, to the Baltimore side
- 7:43Speaker 1: of things, and the question here, what does the Ravens'
- 7:47Speaker 1: victory do for Derrick Henry and friends? What does it do?
- 7:52Speaker 1: So it's a trip to the pharmacy. It's a booster shot.
- 7:58Speaker 1: Big time booster shot for the confidence of the Baltimore
- 8:02Speaker 1: football team, who didn't look all that great. They were
- 8:06Speaker 1: not exactly dominating in offensive football here for most of
- 8:13Speaker 1: the game, for about three quarters of the game. It
- 8:15Speaker 1: was not going particularly well there. But in the end,
- 8:19Speaker 1: they pulled it out. I'm told the elite teams, the
- 8:22Speaker 1: better teams in the NFL, win these kind of games.
- 8:25Speaker 1: They don't curl up in the fetal position and start
- 8:28Speaker 1: sucking their thumb just because their franchise quarterback happens to
- 8:32Speaker 1: be wearing street clothes. And that didn't happen here. So
- 8:35Speaker 1: no Lamar Jackson. Not that it was no problem, but
- 8:38Speaker 1: it didn't turn out to be a fatal problem for
- 8:41Speaker 1: the Ravens here. And this will undoubtedly... confuse and annoy
- 8:47Speaker 1: many television talking heads who insist every single one of
- 8:53Speaker 1: these wins is a direct result of the franchise quarterback.
- 8:58Speaker 1: That without your franchise quarterback, you cannot do anything. In fact,
- 9:02Speaker 1: the entire game of football stops if you don't have
- 9:05Speaker 1: a big-time quarterback. That's always been the argument. Now, somewhere,
- 9:09Speaker 1: Lamar's probably saying, wait a minute, guys, you're supposed to
- 9:11Speaker 1: miss me a little bit there at the end of
- 9:12Speaker 1: the game. That's a bad job by you. What are
- 9:15Speaker 1: you doing? And sure, backup Snoop Huntley was wobbly for
- 9:22Speaker 1: stretches of that game. And then in the fourth quarter,
- 9:25Speaker 1: he wasn't wobbly. And certainly in overtime, that overtime thing,
- 9:29Speaker 1: my God, that was a masterpiece for the Falcons to
- 9:36Speaker 1: watch a team, the Ravens, shove it down their throat
- 9:40Speaker 1: at the end there as they Tyler Huntley became Mr.
- 9:44Speaker 1: Smooth Operator. A 14-play, 60-plus-yard drive. They took off over
- 9:50Speaker 1: seven minutes. The overtime's only 10 minutes. They had the
- 9:54Speaker 1: ball for over seven minutes, creating a hurry-up situation for
- 9:58Speaker 1: the Falcons, who were clearly... not prepared for that. And
- 10:01Speaker 1: it was like a bulldozer of a drive for the
- 10:05Speaker 1: Baltimore football team. And in the end, the Ravens taking
- 10:07Speaker 1: the team bus, they actually went through drive-through. They ordered
- 10:11Speaker 1: the number five... special. And he said, well, what is
- 10:15Speaker 1: the number five special? Well, the number five, I'm glad
- 10:17Speaker 1: you asked. The number five special is where the Ravens
- 10:20Speaker 1: took the Falcons and the Dirty Birds and they deep
- 10:25Speaker 1: fried them and got a supersized bucket of extra crispy falcon.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Tastes like chicken. Tastes like chicken. So they had that.
- 10:34Speaker 1: And I thought of our friend Big Balls Bob in
- 10:38Speaker 1: Vegas there. That was a Big Balls type performance there
- 10:42Speaker 1: for the team from the Baltimore area. Sports with Coleman's
- 10:47Speaker 1: proud somewhere. My buddy from Baltimore there who annoys Lamar
- 10:51Speaker 1: Jackson and all the coaches there in Baltimore. Very happy
- 10:53Speaker 1: about that. Meanwhile, the last word. Let's go back to
- 10:56Speaker 1: the Falcons. I must bring this up because I watched
- 10:59Speaker 1: this game and I thought, well, here we go again.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Here we go again. I bet you had the same
- 11:04Speaker 1: reaction checking this game out. Because the Falcons quarterback, Michael
- 11:08Speaker 1: Penix Jr., as we said, suffered a rib injury. Oh,
- 11:11Speaker 1: my ribs! It was not Tony Romas. It was ribs.
- 11:15Speaker 1: The actual ribs in the body there. He was sacked
- 11:17Speaker 1: by a Ravens linebacker, Tavius Robinson, late in the fourth quarter.
- 11:23Speaker 1: And he came out of the game. He was unable
- 11:25Speaker 1: to finish the game. Penix said he was hopeful to
- 11:28Speaker 1: return to play in the overtime. But the Ravens took
- 11:32Speaker 1: so long on offense, Penix claimed he just cooled down.
- 11:36Speaker 1: And God forbid he go back in the game, he
- 11:38Speaker 1: couldn't do it. And so he stayed out and Tua
- 11:41Speaker 1: Tungabailoa did what Tua Tungabailoa does. And so that's it.
- 11:46Speaker 1: So the question, here it is, where does Michael Penix Jr.
- 11:50Speaker 1: 's rib injury leave the Falcons at this point? So
- 11:55Speaker 1: some are saying, well, it's a minor deal. It's no
- 11:57Speaker 1: big deal. We don't know that, first of all. And
- 12:00Speaker 1: the one thing about the multibillion-dollar industrial complex of the NFL,
- 12:05Speaker 1: there'll be MRIs up your wazoo. There'll be second opinions
- 12:10Speaker 1: and third opinions and fourth opinions. How about five opinions?
- 12:14Speaker 1: What about six? Do I hear seven opinions? Can I
- 12:17Speaker 1: get more and more opinions? Why not? What the hell?
- 12:21Speaker 1: But the words for this are soul-searching. Like that's a
- 12:26Speaker 1: soul searching moment because the Falcons got a little bit
- 12:29Speaker 1: of mojo going. You guys got all horny for the Falcons.
- 12:32Speaker 1: You got all excited. They got the quarterback. They're ready
- 12:35Speaker 1: to roll. And then you're like, well, wait a minute here.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Hold on a second. All right. And then when you
- 12:41Speaker 1: flash back, you're like, well, yeah, Atlanta bought. They bought
- 12:44Speaker 1: the sports car, Michael Penix Jr., but they knew the
- 12:48Speaker 1: Carfax report looked like police blotter with all the marks
- 12:52Speaker 1: on it. And you're like, whoa, what's going on with that?
- 12:55Speaker 1: And the thing that made scouts nervous coming out of Washington,
- 12:59Speaker 1: we loved him in college. Michael Penix Jr. was the
- 13:02Speaker 1: ACL tears and the shoulder surgeries at Indiana and all
- 13:06Speaker 1: that stuff. And it was like, oh, full medical miracle.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Penix was not ready to start the year. And they
- 13:13Speaker 1: had to play their third string quarterback to Falcons. So
- 13:15Speaker 1: he wasn't ready. And the medical file starts popping back up.
- 13:19Speaker 1: You're like, well, wait a minute. And the injury bug
- 13:22Speaker 1: does not knock on Michael Penix's door. It's got the
- 13:27Speaker 1: pass key to get in the building and it's got
- 13:30Speaker 1: the key to get into his home. The whole thing.
- 13:34Speaker 1: And every setback for the Falcons now, the quarterback position,
- 13:37Speaker 1: every setback turns the Atlanta Falcon coaching staff, the medical staff,
- 13:42Speaker 1: into amateur meteorologists. Maybe this will pass. Maybe it's no
- 13:46Speaker 1: big deal. Nothing to see here. Why not? It could
- 13:50Speaker 1: be nothing. Yeah, okay. And they get the exact experience
- 13:55Speaker 1: they signed up for. Michael Penix Jr. tantalizing enough to
- 14:00Speaker 1: believe in, fragile enough to terrify. Now, we did do
- 14:05Speaker 1: a radio DNA test. It's our public service for the
- 14:09Speaker 1: Atlanta Falcons. We felt bad for them losing because Tua
- 14:12Speaker 1: came in and did what Tua does. So we felt bad.
- 14:15Speaker 1: So we did a radio DNA test, and it's more
- 14:17Speaker 1: likely than not Michael Penix Jr. is a first cousin
- 14:21Speaker 1: of Humpty Dumpty. Yes, they're related. Blood-related. Humpty Dumpty and
- 14:27Speaker 1: Michael Penix Jr. Side by side. Of course, Atlanta just hoping.
- 14:32Speaker 1: and praying that all the Kings trainers can put him
- 14:35Speaker 1: back together yet again. So that's how it's going to
- 14:38Speaker 1: be for the Falcons. So imagine your whole season is
- 14:42Speaker 1: depending on the health of Michael Penix. Holy crap. That's
- 14:46Speaker 1: not good.
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- 15:26Speaker 1: So we start out in the hood in Englewood and
- 15:30Speaker 1: up to no good. The final chapter, the final chapter
- 15:35Speaker 1: of week number five in the NFL as an epic
- 15:40Speaker 1: made-for-TV matchup. A couple of MVPs going at it there.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Josh Allen leading the Bills Mafia. They rode the bus
- 15:50Speaker 1: and the wheels on the bus go round and round,
- 15:53Speaker 1: round and round, round and round. So the Bills Mafia
- 15:56Speaker 1: rolling into SoFi, a matchup with Matthew Stafford and the L.A. Rams.
- 16:01Speaker 1: You had Joe Bach, Troy Aikman spewing cliches on television,
- 16:05Speaker 1: as they often do on ABC. I don't know if
- 16:07Speaker 1: you're watching this or not. I can't imagine you were
- 16:10Speaker 1: locked in on the Guardians and the Rays. Oh, my God.
- 16:14Speaker 1: Holy crap. They're actually playing that. They're in the Final Four.
- 16:18Speaker 1: My God. Anyway, we were watching the football. We did
- 16:21Speaker 1: flip over to the baseball. There were a lot of
- 16:23Speaker 1: timeouts in these NFL games. I don't know if you
- 16:25Speaker 1: know about that. There's a lot of downtime in the NFL. Yeah,
- 16:29Speaker 1: there are. So we watched, so you would not have to.
- 16:33Speaker 1: And Josh Allen, not exactly lighting the world on fire
- 16:37Speaker 1: through the air. However, he ended up with 331 total yards.
- 16:43Speaker 1: A lot of that on the ground. A couple of touchdowns.
- 16:46Speaker 1: And Buffalo... Gave the game away and still ended up
- 16:50Speaker 1: winning the game. They gave the game away. And the
- 16:55Speaker 1: Rams said, we don't want the game. We can't handle
- 16:57Speaker 1: the game. We don't need the game. We'll give it
- 16:58Speaker 1: back to you. And so the Bills, by the skin
- 17:03Speaker 1: on their chinny-chin-chin, edge the Rams 37-34 in overtime. Allen
- 17:07Speaker 1: had 210 yards. It didn't seem like he even had
- 17:09Speaker 1: that many. 121 yards on the ground. And for the
- 17:17Speaker 1: first time in Josh Allen's career, he's actually not lost
- 17:20Speaker 1: an overtime game. He's lost every overtime game. Finally won
- 17:23Speaker 1: an overtime game. Somebody named Greg Rousseau was credited with
- 17:27Speaker 1: a block, a blocked field goal attempt. The Rams were
- 17:31Speaker 1: set up to win the game in overtime. And then
- 17:35Speaker 1: they're crediting him with a block. The kick would have
- 17:37Speaker 1: missed anyway. It was very, if you saw the, you know,
- 17:41Speaker 1: some of you are blind, but for those of you
- 17:42Speaker 1: that were able to watch the game-winning field goal attempt
- 17:45Speaker 1: by the thicker kicker, who will soon be the unemployed kicker,
- 17:50Speaker 1: the kick was shanked so much, the block actually made
- 17:54Speaker 1: it seem less ugly. Ha ha ha ha! Anyway, Buffalo's
- 17:59Speaker 1: kicker apparently doesn't suck. Tyler Bass drilled a 45-yard field
- 18:04Speaker 1: goal with 155 remaining in overtime. And turn at the lights,
- 18:09Speaker 1: the party's over. So despite Matthew Stafford throwing for almost
- 18:13Speaker 1: 400 yards against that pathetic Bills defense, that is not
- 18:18Speaker 1: a championship defense in Buffalo. 383 yards, three touchdowns. The
- 18:23Speaker 1: better story is in the Rams' locker room, so we're
- 18:25Speaker 1: going to start with that. My God. Sean McVay, the
- 18:30Speaker 1: genius coach of the Rams, Sean McVay. What was that?
- 18:34Speaker 1: What was that special teams performance by Sean McVay? Holy
- 18:38Speaker 1: crap on a cracker. It was bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
- 18:42Speaker 1: Here is McVay. explaining some of the emotion of the night.
- 18:48Speaker 3: This one is, this is the one, this stings. And
- 18:51Speaker 3: it's going to hurt, but we can't afford to let it,
- 18:54Speaker 3: we can't let this team beat us twice. And we're
- 18:56Speaker 3: going to have to regroup and reset ourselves. And it's
- 18:58Speaker 3: been a while since I've been this pissed after a
- 19:00Speaker 3: game two. I'm proud of the effort, but none of it,
- 19:03Speaker 3: none of how I feel is positive other than I'm
- 19:05Speaker 3: proud of the resilience, the guts that our team displayed.
- 19:09Speaker 3: But there's no, you know, I don't even know what
- 19:11Speaker 3: you want to call it. But, you know, congrats to
- 19:14Speaker 3: the Bills, and I'm excited about how we freaking move forward.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Freaking move forward. I'm excited about that. All right. I
- 19:22Speaker 1: feel like he's given a similar sentence, very similar to
- 19:25Speaker 1: Nick Sirianni. Sirianni says the same thing after the Eagles lose.
- 19:28Speaker 1: Sean McVay says the same thing after the Rams lose.
- 19:32Speaker 1: It's been a while since I've been this pissed. At
- 19:37Speaker 1: least the Rams didn't fly into the game. They didn't
- 19:40Speaker 1: fly out to Alaska and fly back right before the game.
- 19:45Speaker 1: Good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question. What
- 19:49Speaker 1: does Sean McVay do about the latest Rams special teams debacle?
- 19:55Speaker 1: And make no mistake, they are very special there, the
- 19:59Speaker 1: Rams special teams. They drive the little bus. The little bus,
- 20:02Speaker 1: little bus, little bus. All right, so I've got Ray Charles,
- 20:06Speaker 1: La Brea Tar Pits, and DoorDash. DoorDash. And we will
- 20:10Speaker 1: combine all of these things together. And we are going
- 20:16Speaker 1: to put foot in mouth, much like the Rams kicker
- 20:20Speaker 1: would have been better off if he put his foot
- 20:21Speaker 1: in his mouth rather than on the football. So my
- 20:25Speaker 1: advice here to Sean McVay and the Rams regarding the
- 20:27Speaker 1: special teams is to practice horticulture. What are you talking about, Maller?
- 20:32Speaker 1: Let me explain. Cut out the deadwood. cut out, even
- 20:37Speaker 1: if you're not a green thumb, cut out the deadwood.
- 20:40Speaker 1: This is not complicated. Sean McVay needs to become a
- 20:45Speaker 1: landscape architect. The Rams special teams are not a department.
- 20:52Speaker 1: They're not. They're a government-funded disaster relief program at this point.
- 20:58Speaker 1: And anything good the Rams do on offense and defense
- 21:01Speaker 1: is null and void when you look at the The
- 21:05Speaker 1: special teams. Now, listen, the Rams should be 3-2. We
- 21:07Speaker 1: all know that. The NFL gave the Broncos a win.
- 21:09Speaker 1: They didn't deserve them for whatever reason. That's the reality.
- 21:13Speaker 1: The NFL is a corrupt organization, so they're okay with that.
- 21:17Speaker 1: Most organizations would correct a wrong like that. The NFL
- 21:20Speaker 1: does not, much like the big footy, college football. They
- 21:23Speaker 1: don't do that anyway. But the point is not that.
- 21:28Speaker 1: We're talking about the Rams special teams here. So if
- 21:30Speaker 1: you're McVay, you go down to Home Depot or Lowe's,
- 21:32Speaker 1: you get some pruning shears, you fire up the wood chipper,
- 21:37Speaker 1: and you start removing the dead branches from the Rams
- 21:40Speaker 1: special team operation. And we're looking at a two-for-one special here.
- 21:46Speaker 1: unsolicited overnight talk radio advice to Sean McVay and the
- 21:49Speaker 1: Rams two for one termination special.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:53Speaker 1: You bring out the Turk and you say, Hey Turk,
- 21:55Speaker 1: go get me. Can you get me Bubba Ventrone? Who
- 21:59Speaker 1: the F is Bubba Ventrone? Apparently that is the special
- 22:04Speaker 1: teams coordinator for the Rams. and get him, can you
- 22:07Speaker 1: get me the thicker kicker? Okay, we'll bring him in.
- 22:11Speaker 1: Harrison Mivas, who's just ass, as Cam Ward would say.
- 22:17Speaker 1: Get both those guys and invite them into Human Resources.
- 22:22Speaker 1: And you say, okay, we have a nice big severance
- 22:24Speaker 1: package for you. We thank you for your service. And
- 22:28Speaker 1: we're going to give you the thicker kicker, a bigger
- 22:30Speaker 1: severance package because you're thick. And get your cardboard box.
- 22:34Speaker 1: You got 30 minutes to get all your belongings and
- 22:36Speaker 1: leave in an orderly fashion. And as an added bonus, though,
- 22:40Speaker 1: we're going to crank up some Ray Charles playing over
- 22:43Speaker 1: the speakers while you clean out your stuff and leave
- 22:46Speaker 1: to never be seen again. And we're going to play
- 22:48Speaker 1: hit the road, Jack. And don't you come back no more.
- 22:52Speaker 1: Get out of here. We would rather see, at this point,
- 22:56Speaker 1: Bubba Gump coach the Rams special teams. That's how pathetic
- 23:00Speaker 1: these losers are on special teams for the Rams. Bring
- 23:04Speaker 1: in Bubba Gump to coach the special teams. Why not?
- 23:09Speaker 1: At least he knows how to run a shrimp boat. Okay,
- 23:12Speaker 1: that's better than the Rams special teams coach. Holy crap. Like,
- 23:16Speaker 1: what do you practice? Are the players too good to
- 23:21Speaker 1: play special teams? They can't be bothered? Do they even
- 23:24Speaker 1: coach it? Like, what are you doing? It's been every week,
- 23:29Speaker 1: five weeks of this crap. And the kicking's bad. How
- 23:33Speaker 1: about the coverage units? It's Pop Warner. Go cover. You
- 23:38Speaker 1: should not be allowing the amount of return yardage, the
- 23:42Speaker 1: punt return, the kick return. It's embarrassing. absolutely embarrassing. The
- 23:47Speaker 1: defense is not great, but the special teams is worse.
- 23:51Speaker 1: The offense is pretty fine for the Rams. My God.
- 23:57Speaker 1: Just fire them. Fire everyone. You're fired. You're fired. You're fired.
- 24:01Speaker 1: Get out of here. Now, as for who replaces the
- 24:05Speaker 1: thicker kicker, this is what becomes a quagmire for the Rams,
- 24:09Speaker 1: because there is a bunch of slop out there at
- 24:11Speaker 1: the kicker position. There's one guy who's probably washed up,
- 24:15Speaker 1: but his head and shoulders above everyone else, but he's
- 24:19Speaker 1: so taboo, you can't touch him. But would they? Would
- 24:25Speaker 1: they do it? Justin Tucker, late of the Ravens, decorated
- 24:29Speaker 1: kicker in Baltimore. And his career ended because of some massages,
- 24:36Speaker 1: which apparently went sideways. And he didn't get as much
- 24:41Speaker 1: publicity as Deshaun Watson, but there was a lot of
- 24:43Speaker 1: massage activity there. Yeah, Tucker had quite the nicknames there.
- 24:49Speaker 1: So he's the top kicker. He's the top guy available.
- 24:52Speaker 1: And would the Rams go there? Is Sean McVay desperate
- 24:56Speaker 1: enough to not have to go for it on fourth down?
- 25:01Speaker 1: The other thing is they knew their kicker stinks, and
- 25:04Speaker 1: they still went for, oh, let's just kind of not
- 25:08Speaker 1: go for the touchdown. We'll just try to kick a
- 25:09Speaker 1: field goal. In overtime. And, of course, they said it
- 25:13Speaker 1: was blocked, but he would have missed it anyway and
- 25:15Speaker 1: all that stuff. So does McVay own a hazmat suit
- 25:19Speaker 1: to go out and bring in Justin Tucker? And would
- 25:24Speaker 1: he do that? Would he venture down Radioactive Highway? Tucker,
- 25:28Speaker 1: by the way, lives in a nice one-bedroom apartment in
- 25:32Speaker 1: Chernobyl at this particular point in the eyes of the NFL.
- 25:36Speaker 1: All right, now as for the big picture, the Rams,
- 25:38Speaker 1: who should be 3-2 but are not 3-2 thanks to
- 25:41Speaker 1: the NFL, they are instead 2-3. Remember they mentioned the
- 25:45Speaker 1: game in Denver, which was gifted to the Broncos. They
- 25:48Speaker 1: did not earn it. So, question, is this 2026 Rams
- 25:54Speaker 1: season a lost cause for Aaron Donald and friends? Is
- 25:58Speaker 1: the 2026 season, the Rams are under 500, we're five
- 26:02Speaker 1: games into the season here, a lost cause for Aaron
- 26:05Speaker 1: Donald's So I'm shaking my head no. And there are
- 26:12Speaker 1: many of you, based on the email that I briefly opened,
- 26:15Speaker 1: which was a mistake. It's a bad job by me.
- 26:19Speaker 1: Many of you are preparing the funeral. You're making the
- 26:23Speaker 1: funeral potatoes. You've got that ready to go here. However,
- 26:27Speaker 1: we checked with the L.A. County Coroner's Office, and the
- 26:32Speaker 1: corpse is still breathing. Much to the dismay of J.J.
- 26:38Speaker 1: and Renton and Nostradinus, who I'm sure popped a chubby.
- 26:40Speaker 1: He was so excited. All the haters out there. Oh,
- 26:43Speaker 1: they love it. I get it. Schadenfreude. You guys all
- 26:46Speaker 1: rip me. But Schadenfreude is really fun. Schadenfreude is so
- 26:50Speaker 1: much fun. Taking joy out of the misery of others.
- 26:54Speaker 1: It's just great. But everyone acting like, hey, the Rams
- 26:58Speaker 1: fell into the La Brea Tar Pits and there's no
- 27:01Speaker 1: getting out. That's it. Relax. We are 30% through the
- 27:07Speaker 1: NFL season. So, yeah, the Rams can forget about being
- 27:10Speaker 1: an all-time great NFL regular season team. That's off the table.
- 27:14Speaker 1: You don't lose three out of your first five and
- 27:18Speaker 1: become an all-time great team. So this is not going
- 27:21Speaker 1: to be a story of legendary soup-to-nuts domination for the Rams.
- 27:26Speaker 1: That's it. Somehow... The Rams have done the impossible. They
- 27:31Speaker 1: went from, will they go undefeated? Bill Plaschke, long-in-the-tooth, washed-up
- 27:36Speaker 1: sports writer, said they'd go 16-17. 17-0, there's only 16
- 27:41Speaker 1: games a few years ago. So 17-0, made that bold decree.
- 27:45Speaker 1: And they've gone from everyone picking them to win. Now
- 27:48Speaker 1: they're the underdogs. Nobody believes in the Rams anymore. It's
- 27:52Speaker 1: all over. It's all over for the Rams. Even though
- 27:55Speaker 1: literally every man, woman, and child picked the Rams to
- 27:58Speaker 1: win the Super Bowl a month and a half ago. So,
- 28:04Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford and friends there, I recommend going now to Costco,
- 28:08Speaker 1: the optical department at Costco. Go down there. Read the
- 28:11Speaker 1: vision chart. Keep your eye on the Lombardi Prize. The
- 28:15Speaker 1: Rams do not need... to win the NFC West beauty contest.
- 28:20Speaker 1: They do not need to worry about that. They just
- 28:22Speaker 1: need to make sure they're in the playoffs. I don't
- 28:25Speaker 1: think you've put yourself in position to win the Super
- 28:27Speaker 1: Bowl if you're not in the playoffs. So you have
- 28:29Speaker 1: to be in the playoffs there, get a ticket to
- 28:32Speaker 1: the dance party. And unlike the 49ers, who are clearly
- 28:35Speaker 1: peaking too soon, the Rams don't have to worry about
- 28:39Speaker 1: peaking too soon. They're not. They got their eye on
- 28:43Speaker 1: the prize, the Lombardi there, and you cannot win it
- 28:46Speaker 1: in September or October. Of course, you could argue you
- 28:49Speaker 1: could lose it in September and October, but the Rams
- 28:51Speaker 1: are right in the middle of the pack. Right in
- 28:53Speaker 1: the middle of the pack right there. Meanwhile, on the
- 28:55Speaker 1: Buffalo side, there's a lot of Bills propaganda. Going around
- 29:00Speaker 1: right now as the Buffalo Bills get the win that
- 29:02Speaker 1: shouldn't have been a win but was a win and
- 29:04Speaker 1: all that. Everyone's all excited. So the question, does this
- 29:08Speaker 1: victory over the LRMs validate Josh Allen and the Bills
- 29:13Speaker 1: as a legit heavyweight? So that's going to be a no.
- 29:19Speaker 1: On this side of the microphone, I didn't look at
- 29:22Speaker 1: that Bills team and think, boy, this team is ready.
- 29:25Speaker 1: They are ready for a playoff matchup with Kansas City,
- 29:28Speaker 1: somebody along those lines. I didn't see that. So that's
- 29:30Speaker 1: going to be a no from me, dog, regarding the
- 29:33Speaker 1: elite status of the Buffalo Bills. Buffalo, I felt like
- 29:37Speaker 1: this was a wobbly performance by the Bills. And if
- 29:40Speaker 1: I was in Bills Mafia, I would not be very
- 29:42Speaker 1: happy right now. Now, you're probably too intoxicated to realize
- 29:45Speaker 1: that at this point. I get it. I understand. You're
- 29:48Speaker 1: feeling happy and all that. Joe Brady, the new head
- 29:51Speaker 1: coach there, not impressing anyone. At least not on this side.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Maybe you're impressed, but we're not impressed there. The Bills
- 29:59Speaker 1: are an undisciplined football team. They committed 13 penalties for
- 30:03Speaker 1: 112 yards. That is a systemic problem that will absolutely
- 30:09Speaker 1: kill you. Mark my words, you're cooked if you can't
- 30:13Speaker 1: straighten that out before the end of the year. So
- 30:15Speaker 1: they're not disciplined. And they got that problem. Buffalo is
- 30:19Speaker 1: like a football team. It's like the guy that has
- 30:22Speaker 1: the $ 200, 000 sports car and goes out and does these
- 30:26Speaker 1: drag races and wins the drag races because the other
- 30:30Speaker 1: guy's car keeps blowing a tire. That's essentially what happened here.
- 30:34Speaker 1: The Rams blew a tire is what happened. James Cook
- 30:38Speaker 1: ordered up a Ram victory on DoorDash. He said, listen,
- 30:44Speaker 1: let me go on my phone. I got my app here.
- 30:46Speaker 1: I'm going to go on DoorDash and I'm going to
- 30:47Speaker 1: get you a very nice, solid victory. All right. Right
- 30:52Speaker 1: down to the V for victory right there. James Cook
- 30:54Speaker 1: ordered it up on the app and the DoorDash delivery
- 30:58Speaker 1: guy showed up to the door, knocked on the door
- 31:01Speaker 1: and then rang the doorbell just like that. And then
- 31:05Speaker 1: for some reason, the Rams refused to answer the door.
- 31:09Speaker 1: It's a bad job by them. So, meanwhile, the Buffalo
- 31:13Speaker 1: Bills offense, it's like a three-ring circus. You've got the
- 31:16Speaker 1: Lion Tamer. Josh Allen's not only the Lion Tamer. He's
- 31:19Speaker 1: the trapeze artist. He's the human cannonball. It's a one-man show.
- 31:25Speaker 1: He only had 12 completions. Josh Allen had 12 completions
- 31:30Speaker 1: in a game that went late into overtime. 50% of
- 31:34Speaker 1: his passing yards. He had 210 passing yards. 50% came
- 31:37Speaker 1: on a couple of broken plays in this game. And
- 31:40Speaker 1: so you look at that, all the rushing yards, it's
- 31:43Speaker 1: like the Rams' containment was terrible, but Josh Allen's a
- 31:46Speaker 1: heavyweight running back masquerading as a quarterback. At least he
- 31:50Speaker 1: was in this game on Monday night against the Rams.
- 31:53Speaker 1: And if it hadn't been for the generosity of the
- 31:56Speaker 1: thicker kicker, we'd be having a much different conversation right
- 32:00Speaker 1: now about the Buffalo Bills. It's just not sustainable. So
- 32:04Speaker 1: I'm not impressed with the Bills here at this point.
- 32:06Speaker 1: They're not going to win anything, so don't worry about that.
- 32:10Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller
- 32:12Speaker 2: Show weekdays at 2 a.m. Eastern, 11 p.m. Pacific.
- 32:15Speaker 1: Welcome in our contestants. What do we got here for
- 32:19Speaker 1: Maller's Mountain of Money? We have Slug in Vegas, going
- 32:23Speaker 1: to be one of our contestants. Hello, Slug. What's up,
- 32:25Speaker 1: the king of mashed potatoes? Hello, Slug.
- 32:28Speaker 4: What's up? You got the master recipe, right?
- 32:31Speaker 1: I do. I thank you for that. I have not
- 32:32Speaker 1: made it yet, but I do have the recipe, so
- 32:34Speaker 1: I need to get on that because I did harass you.
- 32:38Speaker 4: You know who else just had it the other night?
- 32:39Speaker 1: Who's that? Kirk Cousins. Oh, really? He came by?
- 32:43Speaker 4: That's cool.
- 32:44Speaker 3: Unfortunately, no Cabroni that I worked with even recognized him.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Well, he does look like a regular. He looks like
- 32:50Speaker 1: a tourist, probably.
- 32:51Speaker 4: But you think that the VIP chit that said cousins
- 32:55Speaker 4: would give.
- 32:55Speaker 1: It away, but apparently it didn't. Not sports people?
- 32:59Speaker 4: No.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Not a lot of people. All right, well, who would
- 33:02Speaker 1: you like to partner with? Slug, you got me, Coop,
- 33:04Speaker 1: or Lorena?
- 33:05Speaker 4: I've got to go with the master.
- 33:07Speaker 1: All right, we're in it. Very good. Lorena, pick one, two,
- 33:11Speaker 1: or three, Lorena. Number one. All right, you have picked
- 33:15Speaker 1: Brian in Minneapolis. Hello, Brian. Welcome. Hi, how are you
- 33:20Speaker 1: guys doing? What's going on, Brian? Welcome to the show.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Good to have you here. What do you do in
- 33:24Speaker 1: the Twin Cities, real quick? I'm a demolition. I'm the
- 33:28Speaker 1: demo guy. Oh, the demo man. I got you. All right, well,
- 33:30Speaker 1: who do you want to partner up with? Coop. Bad choice.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Good choice. Bad choice. I love that again. All right, gentlemen.
- 33:38Speaker 1: That's the winning recipe right there.
- 33:39Speaker 2: No, it's not.
- 33:40Speaker 1: That's what it is. It's a loser's recipe. I've won
- 33:42Speaker 1: like the last five weeks in a row. Slug makes
- 33:44Speaker 1: the greatest match.
- 33:44Speaker 5: Mallard's Mountain of Money, the Paul Simon edition. He turns
- 33:47Speaker 5: 85 years old today.
- 33:49Speaker 1: Happy birthday.
- 33:50Speaker 5: Categories are The Sound of Silence, Bridge Over Troubled Water,
- 33:54Speaker 5: The Boxer, and Homeward Bound. Slug, which category would you like?
- 33:59Speaker 1: Uh... The first one. The Sound of Silence. Yeah, that one.
- 34:04Speaker 1: All right.
- 34:05Speaker 5: Brian, you got the Bridge Over Troubled Water, The Boxer,
- 34:08Speaker 5: or Homeward Bound?
- 34:09Speaker 1: The Boxer. All right. All right, everyone hold on. We'll
- 34:12Speaker 1: have Mallard's Mountain of Money in its entirety. We'll get
- 34:15Speaker 1: to that, and we will do it next.
- 34:18Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk lineup in
- 34:21Speaker 2: the nation. Catch all of our shows at foxsportsradio.com. And
- 34:26Speaker 2: within the iHeartRadio app, search FSR to listen live. Now,
- 34:32Speaker 2: Mallard's Mountain of Money. Do you have what it takes
- 34:37Speaker 2: to get to the top? Probably not.
- 34:40Speaker 1: All right, right to it. Slug, are you ready? This
- 34:42Speaker 1: is the Paul Simon edition. You picked the sound of silence,
- 34:45Speaker 1: I believe, yes?
- 34:47Speaker 4: Yes, sir. All right.
- 34:49Speaker 1: I'm with Slug. Coop is with Brian, the demo guy
- 34:52Speaker 1: from Minnesota. These athletes let their play do the talking
- 34:55Speaker 1: for them. 45 seconds on the clock. We need the
- 34:58Speaker 1: first and last name Slug from Vegas. We're on our
- 35:00Speaker 1: way and go. Japanese star for the Dodgers who's not
- 35:04Speaker 1: playing well now.
- 35:05Speaker 4: Go ahead, Tommy.
- 35:05Speaker 1: Yes. The star of the Denver Nuggets. He loves horses
- 35:09Speaker 1: and won a bunch of MVPs. Nikola Djokic. Yes.
- 35:13Speaker 2: All right.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Star, the claw. He was with the Clippers. He got
- 35:17Speaker 1: in trouble with the salary. Why loser Leonard? Yes. Greatest
- 35:20Speaker 1: wide receiver in Arizona Cardinals history. Larry Pitcher. Yes. Fear
- 35:25Speaker 1: the Fro with the Pistons back in the early 2000s.
- 35:28Speaker 1: Center for the Detroit Pistons.
- 35:30Speaker 2: Doug Wallace.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Yes. Greatest defensive shortstop for the Cleveland Indians. Played with
- 35:34Speaker 1: the Seattle Mariners from Venezuela. Carlos Villegas. No. Oh, geez.
- 35:40Speaker 1: All right. Washington Nationals legend, played with the Angels, second baseman,
- 35:44Speaker 1: won the World Series. I'm sorry. 160. It was Howie
- 35:49Speaker 1: Kendrick and Omar Vizquel. Omar Vizquel. I should have got Vizquel.
- 35:53Speaker 1: I didn't. All right. Go ahead. All right, Brian. We've
- 35:56Speaker 1: got the boxer.
- 35:57Speaker 5: These athletes never hesitate to throw hands.
- 35:59Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm ready. All right. 45 seconds. Let's begin.
- 36:04Speaker 1: Long time a warrior. He kicks people in the balls.
- 36:09Speaker 1: uh uh raymond green yes all right.
- 36:13Speaker 5: Uh this guy's a wide receiver for the giants he
- 36:15Speaker 5: just got let go uh he had the one-handed catch
- 36:21Speaker 5: odell backham jr yes uh this guy's nickname was the
- 36:24Speaker 5: worm he was like the enforcer on the bulls dennis
- 36:26Speaker 5: rodman yes uh this guy is on the san diego
- 36:29Speaker 5: padres he started his career with the baltimore orioles uh
- 36:32Speaker 5: third baseman.
- 36:34Speaker 1: I'd pass.
- 36:35Speaker 2: All right.
- 36:36Speaker 5: This guy was a wide receiver for the Carolina Panthers,
- 36:38Speaker 5: their best wide receiver of all time.
- 36:39Speaker 1: Steve Smith. Yes.
- 36:42Speaker 5: This guy was a cornerback for the Patriots and the Broncos.
- 36:45Speaker 5: He snatched the chain off Michael Crabtree.
- 36:49Speaker 1: All right. What was that? 120.
- 36:51Speaker 5: 120. All right.
- 36:51Speaker 1: You're up again.
- 36:52Speaker 4: All right.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Go ahead, Coop. What do you want? All right, Brian.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Do you want bridge over troubled water or homeward bound?
- 37:00Speaker 5: Homeward Bones.
- 37:01Speaker 2: All right.
- 37:01Speaker 5: These athletes all return home to play for their hometown team.
- 37:04Speaker 5: 45 seconds. Let's begin. The King from Cleveland.
- 37:09Speaker 1: LeBron James. Yes. Beast Mode running back for the Seattle Seahawks.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Marshawn Lance.
- 37:15Speaker 4: Yes.
- 37:16Speaker 1: The all-time hit king for the Cincinnati Reds. Pete Rollins. Yes.
- 37:21Speaker 1: The Rocket, pitcher for the Yankees and the Astros. Roger Clements. Yes.
- 37:25Speaker 5: This guy was the Glide. He played for the Trail
- 37:27Speaker 5: Blazers and the Houston Rockets.
- 37:29Speaker 1: Clyde Drexler. Yes.
- 37:31Speaker 5: This guy was a slugger for the Cleveland Indians. He
- 37:33Speaker 5: played for the White Sox also. Big white guy.
- 37:37Speaker 1: Jim Tomey.
- 37:37Speaker 2: Yes.
- 37:38Speaker 5: This guy was a Laker. He has like a female's name.
- 37:43Speaker 1: All right. Long hair in the 70s? No chance. No.
- 37:51Speaker 1: Gail Goodrich, but good job. All right. 360. All right,
- 37:56Speaker 1: here we go, Slug. Bridge over troubled waters. These athletes
- 37:59Speaker 1: are all considered great teammates. Are you ready, Slug? Yes.
- 38:02Speaker 1: All right, here we go, 45 seconds. Greatest quarterback in
- 38:05Speaker 1: Saints history. Yes, Big Poppy for the Red Sox. Somebody
- 38:13Speaker 1: turn down the radio. What else do we have? The
- 38:15Speaker 1: star for the San Antonio Spurs after David Robinson, the center.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Big fundamental, Tim Duncan. Yes. The guy for the Phillies.
- 38:24Speaker 1: White guy for the Phillies. Hits all the home runs.
- 38:27Speaker 1: He played for the Red Sox and the Cubs. Came
- 38:29Speaker 1: up with the Cubs.
- 38:31Speaker 2: Go next.
- 38:32Speaker 1: All right. Great. Longest tenured royal of all time. Dominican catcher.
- 38:37Speaker 1: He's still with us. No chance. All right. Guard from UCLA.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Played for the Celtics. Won a championship with the Bucs,
- 38:44Speaker 1: I believe, as well. In the NBA right now, defensive
- 38:48Speaker 1: star guard, no? Oh, that's too bad. Oh, Slug, you
- 38:54Speaker 1: didn't get Salvador Perez, Drew Holiday, Kyle Schwarber. How do
- 39:00Speaker 1: you not get Kyle Schwarber? Kyle Schwarber! Kyle Schwarber!