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#195 After 2 Beers: Super Bowl Halftime Debate, An Unwanted Cleaning Lady, and What If Our Spidey Senses Are Right? · After 2 Beers

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  SPEAKER_02: Welcome to the After Two Gears Podcast.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm Dutch Dalton.
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• 0:59
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• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, they've been doing a good job for eight years or 100 years.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_00: Reaching them jeans and pull out them greens.
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• 1:27
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• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: I think after that, that I'm trying to really get through that part quick.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_02: Not really.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: I just think it might better than that.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: Did you do the uh the bottom you did the bottle shop, right?
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_02: I uh no, uh thanks to the bottle shop here on uh South Ninth here in Richmond, uh they provide uh the debauchery shenanigan elixir that we need.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_02: Uh lubrication.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: And if you don't if you don't own Mike and Kyle, they're just badass.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: They are good people.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: So when you're buying your liquor, just know you're buying it from some kick-ass people.
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  SPEAKER_02: Good people, good people.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, you know, we were talking about it offline.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, you guys were.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_02: I was listening.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: But uh after this week's uh past Super Bowl, I'm now convinced more than ever that the only way this country is going to be brought together is by an inbred group of aliens attacking.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_02: It has to be ones we can beat.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we gotta be able to beat them first.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: Right, because I've thought about this on the way.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_02: I had a lot of time behind the wheels.
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  SPEAKER_03: Unintelligent.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, we have to win.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_02: That, yeah, right.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_02: See, because I was thinking about it, if they come down and they're peaceful, then um we're gonna still argue about it why they're here.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: They took our jobs.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, sure.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_02: That was funny.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_02: You know all the food standards.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_02: There you go.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_02: But uh it's yeah, we have to win that war.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_02: Uh otherwise we're gonna die to the aliens, which if it doesn't happen to them, we're on the path, it seems like, to kill ourselves together.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: Because uh people will find a reason to fight over anything.
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  SPEAKER_00: Would they change the name?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_00: Would you still have to call them illegal aliens?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean?
• 3:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like they took your jobs, so like he's talking about aliens that come after.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_03: Jokes on them.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just saying after two beers, this is for sale.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_02: They ain't taking my job.
• 3:24
  SPEAKER_02: You can't get this one, buddy.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: I own this one outright.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, you know, it was funny.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: I um I intentionally tried to avoid social media uh during the Super Bowl and uh for a few days afterwards because I'm just amazed at how often people loved to just pick at each other.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_02: Everything.
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  SPEAKER_02: Everything it's uh did the funniest thing, I was having lunch with a couple customers, and uh it was like they were putting a flag in the ground of they were prom very happy to share which half bowl or halftime Super Bowl show they watched.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was funny to me.
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  SPEAKER_02: I watched um the one that most people watched.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_00: Jeremy, what'd you watch?
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  SPEAKER_00: I watched the Bad Bunny one.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_00: Did you?
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: I wanted to see it, and I'll be honest with you.
• 4:14
  SPEAKER_00: I talked to you about this, I thought the culture of the whole thing was awesome.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_03: I did too.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_00: And I thought it was different, so that's why I wanted to watch it.
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  SPEAKER_00: The only thing I wish, I wish I knew what he was saying.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_00: I can't speak Spanish Spanish, and um I I just wanted to know what he's saying, you know, so I could go along with it.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: But I mean, I understand is this whole thing got blown out of proportion, political, whatever you want to call it.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: But hey, I see what they're doing.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_00: Me and you talked about this, you know, they're trying to build their brand.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's all it was funny.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: Jay uh Jeremy and I were driving uh separately, and we were having a conversation.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: We uh as we can do, we disagreed on a lot of things.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and he told me he's like, and correct me if I'm wrong on any of this, that you believe that uh the fact that Bad Bunny performed was a political statement.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_02: And I said, absolutely not.
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  SPEAKER_02: This was 100% about one thing and one thing only, and that's the almighty dollar.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, the almighty dollar.
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  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely, and I I started researching it today, um, thanks to my good friend ChatGBT on the way home because I was curious about this.
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  SPEAKER_02: Because who has the most to lose if the Super Bowl sucks ultimately?
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_02: And that's the owners of the teams.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they own the teams.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_02: And to give you an idea, I was curious if I am gonna throw some questions at you, and I want to hear you guys' guesses.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_02: Do you guys know the year that uh Jerry Jones bought the Dallas Cowboys?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: It was in 1998.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: Jerry Jones?
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  SPEAKER_02: Was it 78?
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: Was it like 89?
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: 89.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_02: Because I'm a Cowboys fan.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, this is gonna be right up your rally then.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what he paid for the team?
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it was only like it wasn't that much.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like 12 million?
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  SPEAKER_02: No, 140.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: 140.
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  SPEAKER_02: 140 million in 1989.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, any guess, and I want to hear all three of you, what do you think it's worth today?
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's uh billion.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_02: It's over a billion.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_03: Five billion.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_02: 12.
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  SPEAKER_02: 13 billion dollars.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_02: The combined teams are worth 240 billion dollars, the 32 teams.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, the uh the ownership, there's only one owner of color in the entire league.
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: And it's the gentleman that owns uh the Jacksonville Jaguars.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_02: His son is the one that runs AEW wrestling.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_02: So all the other teams, 31, are owned by Caucasians uh here in the U.S.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, the reason I brought that up is in my mind, if anyone was going to have an objection to Bad Bunny performing, it would be the owners that are directly reflected by that game.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: Not one owner I could find pissed and moaned about it.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_02: Actually, I found two owners that supported Bad Bunny.
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  SPEAKER_02: One of them was the Dallas Cowboys.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was Jerry's daughter, who's the uh CEO and um Hunt, the uh the heiress to uh the Chiefs.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they both came out and said they liked it.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: And that was what I was trying to refer to, Jeremy is I think these people look at it as money, money.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_02: There's a reason that Kansas and Texas are the two teams that reached out and were very pro-Hispanic in this situation, and I think what I started to realize, I think there's a lot of false outrage out there.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it is there were people pissed off before that thing even started.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_01: When they named who was performing, they pissed off, like uh yeah.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_01: He's he's huge all over the world right now, all over the world.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_01: He was in WrestleMania two years ago.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, he won three Grammys, didn't he?
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah he I think he's the most downloaded artist across the globe.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_03: He was hilarious in the Gilmore too.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: He was awesome in that hilarious, so yes, I I do agree with you that um if if a language barrier was certainly there, yeah.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: I do.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_02: If you don't know the language, and that's the funniest thing as a person that has traveled to Europe, is how many other cultures everyone speaks multiple languages.
• 8:23
  SPEAKER_02: We're like so proud that we only know one.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_02: I wish I knew more.
• 8:26
  SPEAKER_01: I wish, oh believe me, I wish I did too.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right, and that's my whole thing.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: I should have worn the earbuds.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh you could.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just it was shocking to me because I I didn't care for it myself, and that's the truth.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I didn't either.
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_02: And uh, it wasn't that I didn't like Bad Bunny.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_02: I honestly I didn't want to switch to watch kid rock either.
• 8:45
  SPEAKER_02: I've seen the concert, you know, and and people talk about not being able to understand what he's saying.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck does Bob with the Ba mean?
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I mean, honestly, there's so much music.
• 9:02
  SPEAKER_02: I don't as we do trivia now and I go and I look at lyrics and things, right?
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_02: There's so many lyrics I'm like, that doesn't make any fucking sense, right?
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_01: Nine Not unless you're showing nips at the halftime show again.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_02: I don't want to see Janet Jackson with the so now they're they're uh they're those stars are a little lower now.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_02: They're worried about what he was saying, but like you said, no one I wasn't worried about.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_02: I just would like to have known what I don't care what he was saying, it just was really it was really cool, like the set.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and I I didn't realize until after that all of the vegetation were actually people.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, that's cool.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they said that those people got paid um$18 an hour for how many hours did they put in?
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_00: It was it was I would have done it first.
• 9:50
  SPEAKER_03: They were there for like a week.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_00: It was crazy.
• 9:51
  SPEAKER_03: You're like in the middle of like you're at Super Bowl and you're performing even though you're a bush.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_03: Bush.
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_02: I uh my favorite meme of the whole thing was like they showed the um those people that the extras running onto the field, and they said this is what my golf ball looks like when it's surrounded by the rough as they come here.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_02: That's exactly it.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I didn't see any water in there either.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_02: So that's yeah.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_02: So uh before we get into our stories, you know, we've talked about in the past uh our bonfire conversations or sitting out in the on the back patio drinking beer and bullshitting.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait for that.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: And uh I've got one that I'd love to throw out.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not sure if AJ's still watching or not, but uh I thought of her today on this one.
• 10:39
  SPEAKER_02: And uh it really kind of started when this whole situation took place in Tucson, where um the uh lady came up missing that she's still being ransomed.
• 10:51
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_03: The uh the news anchor's mom.
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yes, and so as it came up, like two days into it, you know, my uh real uh um crime kind of spidey sense went off.
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like there's gotta be somebody that's something, something you know what I mean.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_00: I've been watching it every single day.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_02: There's gotta be, there's there's gotta be an inside person on that.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_02: And then I gotta and then I realized today I was driving to Louisville and I stopped at a rest area, and I don't even know why this kind of mind like this pops into my head.
• 11:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm watching this guy walk in to go to the restroom.
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 11:27
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, that guy's killed somebody.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'm sure of it.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh shit.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_02: I am sure of it.
• 11:35
  SPEAKER_02: No, that guy, yeah, he does some dirty shit.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, like, he just had a look about him like, yeah, there's there might be something in his trunk right now.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like it wasn't true.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_01: Them signs are up all over the rest area.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_02: It might be Dexter.
• 11:48
  SPEAKER_02: See something, say something.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, Dexter looked this guy looks scary, bro.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude, like, and and what I brought up AJ for is uh I realize that we all have, we're all connected by energy.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_02: We've talked, you know, I'm not trying to get spiritual on you, right?
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_02: But have you guys seen the movie Unbreakable?
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_02: Bruce Willis, Samuel L.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_02: Jackson, where glass.
• 12:09
  SPEAKER_02: Uh that's the repeat, right?
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_02: Or is the first one was spiritual and second.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, repeat's glass.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_02: First one's unbreakable.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: Unbreakable.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_02: So Bruce Willis, he's basically like a superhero.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_02: I think it was an M night shyan movie.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_02: And um, there's a scene at uh where he's walking through the uh the football game and he's bumping into people towards the end.
• 12:29
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, and this is when he realizes that he's got some sort of special gift, and as he's touching somebody that's bumping him, he can see them doing something negative in their life.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was like sexual assault or something.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right, you know what I mean?
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like he felt that kinetic energy.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_02: And that's what I felt like today when I was watching that guy walk in.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_02: I was like, Oh, this is a bad character right here.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_02: This is a bad character.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like to eat a black bag.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: You should have gone up to him and was like, hey man, you want to hang out sometime?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: Oh shit.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: No, dude.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: That's what you just walk up to him and go, I know what you did.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's just curious, you know.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's the curiosity.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: Just waited until the next dress stop to go to the bathroom.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, I was already done.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_02: I was walking out, but as he was walking in, but I was glad I didn't have to go back in for any reason.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I didn't want him to think I was following him or anything.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_02: But this is the kind of guy that should put an Apple track.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_01: It'd be kind of funny if there were two serial killers in here, huh?
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_02: Well, what I got so this is I finally, you know, full circle back to AJ here.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: AJ has what I like to consider overreactive spidey sense.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh AJ, I swear, I love this is so funny.
• 13:35
  SPEAKER_02: We can see two people randomly meet in a parking lot and exchange anything.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_02: It could be a balloon.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: That's a bad example.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_02: Uh right.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_02: She's always she's like, that's a drug deal.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_02: That's her mindset on everything.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: And you're like, no, it was a Facebook marketplace.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: He's carrying a coffee table.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_02: But we don't be a Tinder date.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_02: We don't know.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_02: That's the whole point.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_02: But hers instantly goes to Drugs.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_02: Drugs.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's a drug murder.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_02: That is drugs for sure.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_02: It could be something totally worse than drugs.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: Kidnapping.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 14:10
  SPEAKER_02: Could be a USB with like sex trafficking.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was gonna say that.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: USB photos of I realize I love watching people.
• 14:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a people watcher by trade anyway, right?
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_02: So that's when I realized the Spidey Sense kind of comes in because I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of character on a lot of people.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_02: My question: do you guys feel like you have Spidey Sense?
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_04: Yes.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_02: Hell no, I'm barely paying attention to anybody around me.
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 14:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 14:36
  SPEAKER_02: So you, I mean, when you are walking through a crowd paying attention in your mind, are you spotting people that look shady?
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you I think it'd have to be way worse for a woman.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_00: I was a police background, so criminal justice major.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_00: So I did that, I was I was always like, man, did you you graduated with a criminal justice degree?
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_02: And what and you sell like I'm a food director.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, fireworks.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: No, dude.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_02: I sell fireworks and do fire shows.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody book a fireworks show this year.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Parking lot affairs.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: There's another one.
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh I'm a telemarketer.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: I ain't hating on you, bro, because I went to Major.
• 15:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a food director, but usually time I'm just sitting there walking around going, I'm a potato.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah, I graduated.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_01: Hey no, I mean, who's gonna take me?
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_01: I'm fat and old.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I ain't worried about getting taken.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I but I think it's worth it.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'm honestly more worried I'm gonna run into people that I know when I like because it always happens like when I'm like, yeah, I'm just gonna throw on some sweats and just run to Walmart real quick.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you fit right in.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, ah, it's 8 30 in the morning.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna see nobody.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, that's when I'm like, I don't care.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 15:49
  SPEAKER_02: And that it's always that way.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I see that though.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_02: You see that.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_02: But no, I do have like Yeah, you do some sketchy shit in your life, buddy.
• 15:56
  SPEAKER_02: I read a lot of stories to prepare for this show, and there's a lot of people that you just look at and it's crazy eyes.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_02: You can see in a picture, you're like, Yeah, that person right there.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_00: I did see one, Dalton, today on of course, who knows if it's true, but it was on uh channel eight or something on like your Facebook feed.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_00: It had a guy on there, looking like an average Joe guy.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: He ended up killing this lady, he went to this person's house with a hammer.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yikes!
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_00: And he and she he rang the doorbell, and the lady answered and he goes, I'm gonna kill you now.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_00: There was a bunch of people there, and he just started hitting her with a hammer and killed her.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_00: Holy cow, where was this hat?
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_00: We'll have to look it up.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but that's crazy.
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_00: But I was like, what in the hell is going on?
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_00: Like, minnow is uh whole nother level, I guess.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I I'm glad I'm not the only one that can sense danger in the in the area.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: Me and you.
• 16:49
  SPEAKER_00: Let's go put suits on.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm you just uh there's just certain things.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_03: There's times where I'm like, oh yeah.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_03: I know how to start.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: I just hang out with you guys so you can guys can watch my back.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_00: A neighborhood watch is coming, Dalton.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I ain't got no.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm 100%.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_02: I got ring doorbells for that.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's the beauty of that's the new uh control I see.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: Did you see that?
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_01: About the whole linking all the ring doorbells together.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, to find lost dogs?
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, lost animals.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_02: Lost dogs.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, right.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because that's what they're worried about all of a sudden is lost dogs.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_01: Well, they can you know they heard about our story about the guy that uses the drone in Los Angeles.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_01: They're like, hey, that's a good idea.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Why don't we link all of our cameras together?
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: China does that right now, and they give social scores to people.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_03: So I'm part of like our subdivision Facebook group, and there's always a guy that like, I mean, he posts probably once every day of like, here's a so there's a three-legged coyote that's running through our neighborhood right now.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_03: Nice multiple days in a row.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_03: And like he's like, hey, be careful of your dogs.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_03: This is on my blank camera.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_03: And like he'll show like pictures and then like of the fox that run through all the time.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: And three-legged coyote.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_02: That thing's chasing birds.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: It's already had a rough life.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_02: Let it go.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, then it had an acne bombing on its back with roller skates on its three legs.
• 18:14
  SPEAKER_02: You're right.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, like I always feel like I'm like, oh, well, at least we know everything that's going on in the neighborhood because people just you wouldn't have to worry about getting hurt by that thing.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, those are the people that post about the Super Bowl halftime show.
• 18:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you know what?
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, what was your favorite commercial?
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: You didn't bring that up.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, the Budweiser one was mine.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: With the Eagle?
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_03: That was really cool.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: I was pretty apathetic about all of it this year.
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I didn't give two shits about the game.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: I was more concerned with who was gonna win the curling pitch episode.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: I rewatched three of my favorite ones and still the Dunkin' Donuts Tom Brady ones.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: I was gonna say the Dunkin' Donuts one.
• 18:52
  SPEAKER_00: The polar bear ones was hilarious.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: Polar the polar bear where he sits down and he thinks the Coke, you know, he has a mind thing and he starts wanting Pepsi.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_00: And then at the end they had him like in that concert where the two bears were cheating on each other or the people were cheating on each other and they were at a Pepsi concert.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't see this.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that was hilarious.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't see that one.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_00: So I don't remember that one at all.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: Rewatch it.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_02: I love this show.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we go off on some of the most random topics.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_02: You brought up Super Bowl.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: I know, I know.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm saying.
• 19:26
  SPEAKER_02: This is we all have ADD, it's uncontrolled.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it just goes down a different path.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_02: We just never know where it's gonna be.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_02: Some of that good medicine you got.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_02: Shit.
• 19:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, it grows on a plant, brother.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um you weren't liking it.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_02: Might as well be eating Brussels sprouts, that's all I'm saying.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_02: All right, you know, uh, we did this on the last episode.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_02: I thought we'd jump back into the uh after two beers time machine.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_02: And uh, I'm doing this one specifically for pudding.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_02: Pudding loves a good conspiracy theory.
• 20:01
  SPEAKER_02: I love a good conspiracy theory.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: Conspiracy theories only work because there's actually shit that has happened that you wouldn't think of.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_02: And that means that there's other shit that's probably happening that people may know about, but they don't saw on Facebook they're having a uh a conference in Nashville, Indiana.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, shit.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_04: Later in the year.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_02: And it's all it's multiple speakers coming to talk about finding Bigfoot.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, sir.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_02: Love Bigfoot.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go for Play.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: Let's go.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_02: Please hilarious.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_03: Bigfoot's everywhere.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_02: Except he's not or she.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, or she.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because you never see one ever.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: Hide and seek champion.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_02: The Bigfoot company.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_02: Josh.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_02: That'd be funny is to get Josh dressed up and just running through the woods that weekend.
• 20:57
  SPEAKER_02: What makes these guys like speakers?
• 21:00
  SPEAKER_01: Let's watch analysts.
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_02: They read the most online about it.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_03: Did you say analyst or analyst?
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_02: Oh I think this is a cult.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_02: I think something else is gonna be.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: I love it.
• 21:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, look, no, look at those three.
• 21:14
  SPEAKER_02: You don't tell me they don't have fun riding around.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 21:17
  SPEAKER_02: Does that look like a podcast group or does that look like a podcast?
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_02: What's it called?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_02: What's their name?
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_02: After two bigfoot?
• 21:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_02: You know what's crypted about it is you don't have to be able to do that.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_02: Like corn cobs going with that TV.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_02: That looks like a fun group.
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_02: I want to go down and drink beer with them.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_02: Absolutely.
• 21:41
  SPEAKER_02: Where are they from?
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know, but they're gonna be on the interview.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, we'll reach out.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_02: We'll make that happen.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_02: We've gotta make that happen.
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_01: Is that their logo?
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: Is that like a frog gator?
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_01: I think that's the one specific to Indiana, isn't it?
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_02: Has that frog got a hog leg on him?
• 22:02
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, kind of looks like it.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: It does.
• 22:05
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, that is a well-endowed frog.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_01: Holding a sparkler?
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_01: What are you doing there?
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_02: Now I like this group now.
• 22:11
  SPEAKER_03: Is that like a Harry Potter wand?
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_02: No wonder they could jump so far.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_02: They got that three legs, apparently.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_02: That big hog leg.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_02: That's like a pole vault.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 22:23
  SPEAKER_02: No, those aren't even the conspiracy.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_02: Here's the two.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_02: You may know about these.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_02: The first one was in the 1960s.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_02: The uh CIA, this was right in the prime of the Cold War.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_02: They had a program called Acoustic Kitty.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_02: Did you hear about those?
• 22:40
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if I had to keep going with that.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_00: Let me get ready for this one.
• 22:43
  SPEAKER_02: This is true, by the way.
• 22:45
  SPEAKER_02: This is 100% true.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this they implanted a microphone and a cat.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 22:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_02: They uh they had a microphone, a uh transmitter, and an antenna that they had surgically installed into a cat.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and she kicked over to Russia, didn't it?
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and the whole intent of it was that this cat would then be able to spy on people because you know.
• 23:07
  SPEAKER_02: Um they they spent millions on this, by the way.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_02: Got hit by a car.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_02: The uh the cat, unfortunately, was more interested in wandering off, got run over by a taxi.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_02: I told you, I told you I've heard about this one.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they spent all that money on it and he got hit by a car.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, got ran over.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_01: Damn.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 23:27
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, they're willing to do that.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, they do all kinds of shit.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_02: They trained dolphins to detonate mines underwater.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Underwater.
• 23:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:36
  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine?
• 23:37
  SPEAKER_02: They think, oh, I'm gonna go get a fishy fishy.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: No bam, I'm dead.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not the first time you've made that noise.
• 23:48
  SPEAKER_02: Operation Acoustic Kitty.
• 23:51
  SPEAKER_02: Look it up.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 23:52
  SPEAKER_03: Also called Kitty Cam.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: Kitty Cam.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_02: People pay for that now.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, be careful how you're Googling this.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yes, please.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_02: Now, this one, this again is a uh 100% truth.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_02: Look at a car.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder if he got a medal of honor.
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_04: Posthumous.
• 24:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, do you think they went and scraped it up and buried it in Arlington?
• 24:20
  unknown: Oh man.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: Take a pause for that call.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_02: It was General Sowe's three days later.
• 24:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh that's how they found out where all the stuff was at.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_02: You know, if you honestly, I'm a big fan of animals, and you know, we used to send animals to space to see how they would react to it before we sent human beings.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like we sent a dog to space, right?
• 24:44
  SPEAKER_02: And they're like, Well, what happened with the dog?
• 24:46
  SPEAKER_02: And they're like, Took naps.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_02: No, it died.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_02: They didn't have water or food for it, they just shot it up there, let it starve to death.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_03: And it didn't have accompaniment?
• 24:57
  SPEAKER_03: No, it's a animal's back.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_02: No, they sent it animal.
• 25:01
  SPEAKER_03: It's a pack animal.
• 25:02
  SPEAKER_03: Of course it's gonna die.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_02: When I was in high school, we went to Washington, D.C.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_02: and went to the Air and Space Museum, and they sent a monkey up and brought him back, and they had freeze-dried the monkey, and he's like stuck in the museum.
• 25:15
  SPEAKER_02: You can go see this poor monkey.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no, you don't know.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_02: We blew up dolphins for God's sakes.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's true.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_02: Now, the company that brought you Acousticetti decided they would come up with one.
• 25:30
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I didn't realize this, and you probably do because you're a conspiracy nut.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_02: The um one of the most prominent areas of uh US Air Force research is done just to our east.
• 25:42
  SPEAKER_02: Right back.
• 25:43
  SPEAKER_02: Right pack.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_01: It's all over the place.
• 25:45
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently, they have a U.S.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_02: Air Force lab that was created, and they specifically do research there, and this came from the mid-1990s.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_02: This isn't a long time ago.
• 25:59
  SPEAKER_04: We were in high school.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_02: They proposed a chemical weapon.
• 26:02
  SPEAKER_02: They were trying to find um non-lethal ways to win wars.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 26:09
  SPEAKER_02: So one of the ideas that was suggested, and they looked into this, it's called a gay bomb.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_03: What?
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 26:17
  SPEAKER_02: They uh proposed a chemical weapon that, if released, would theoretically cause enemy soldiers to become sexually attracted to one another, hoping to undermine morale.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_02: It never advanced because clearly that it's it's so it's like a that is crazy.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's not called potion number nine.
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's called ecstasy.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_02: Love bomb.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's uh brass monkey.
• 26:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're they're they're trying.
• 26:47
  SPEAKER_02: I I love the fact that they thought they would become sexually attracted to one another, and it wasn't that they thought then they would start having sex all the time and not want to fight.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: They said undermine morale, they knew it was gonna cause issues.
• 27:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, somebody sleeping with somebody.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_02: Uh why am I feeling this way?
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they're dropping funky cool Medina over people.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's hilarious.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so there you go.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_02: Gay bomb.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_02: CIA and the Air Force.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_02: That's where our tax dollars are going.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_02: I can say so many things.
• 27:19
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 27:22
  SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, you can kick it.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_02: It's not our show.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, let's talk about three or four stories here.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: I found this one, uh, goes right along with the entrepreneurs.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_02: Um, entrepreneurial.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, thank you so much.
• 27:44
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we were talking about this last week.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: The gentleman that uh, or two weeks ago rather, that tried to jump off the Eiffel Tower that just didn't make it.
• 27:51
  SPEAKER_02: If you uh didn't get a chance, go back and watch that or look it up on YouTube.
• 27:54
  SPEAKER_02: It's actual video of it.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's the the funniest death I've ever seen.
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_02: Only because it was like recorded in the 19 teens.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's poor guy.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: Sure, we had video cameras back then.
• 28:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, apparently.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_02: But uh he was just trying to make it, just like we talked about Jeremy here with uh Scrady Pyrotechnics.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_02: If you want to blow something up, make sure you reach out to Jeremy.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: He is licensed.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um, this gentleman, or excuse me, a woman, a 53-year-old woman named Susan Warren out of Ohio.
• 28:24
  SPEAKER_02: Now, she was trying to start a business, and you know, we try to promote ourselves via social media, uh, we try to do events, maybe you want to give out some flyers.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_02: Nah, that's not what she was gonna do.
• 28:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, goodness.
• 28:36
  SPEAKER_02: No, she wanted to be a house cleaner, and she thought the best way to drum up business is she would break into random houses.
• 28:46
  SPEAKER_02: She wouldn't steal anything.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_03: She'd just clean your house and leave a card.
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 28:51
  SPEAKER_02: She broke in and cleaned.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_02: She washed coffee mugs, vacuumed carpets, took out the trash, and left the place sparkling.
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: Then she'd leave behind a handwritten bill on a napkin for$75 with her phone number basically saying, Surprise, you're welcome.
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_02: Call me next time.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: Wow, you're gonna be able to do that.
• 29:10
  SPEAKER_02: So not only did she break it.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: She got nicknamed the cleaning fairy.
• 29:17
  SPEAKER_02: That's the lady that was going through your drawers.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: I wonder how many times she got paid.
• 29:22
  SPEAKER_02: She looks like she was a part of the acoustic kitty program.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_00: How many people you think paid her before she got in trouble?
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_00: None of them.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_02: One homeowner called her and she acted like this was totally normal.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, this is our business model.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_02: This is how we go to market.
• 29:38
  SPEAKER_02: We just break into houses.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's how I get new customers.
• 29:40
  SPEAKER_02: Come on.
• 29:41
  SPEAKER_02: Now, here's the part that would freak you out.
• 29:42
  SPEAKER_02: In another house, a 19-year-old daughter was asleep inside while this woman was just casually deep cleaning the house.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, wow.
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_02: The girl heard the noises and thought it was her mom.
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: She or that her mom had hired someone.
• 29:57
  SPEAKER_02: No, just a random lady.
• 30:00
  SPEAKER_02: Uh police eventually caught up with her.
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_02: She admitted she was randomly choosing houses to show off her cleaning skills and drum up clients.
• 30:08
  SPEAKER_02: The judge sentenced her to probation and banned her from cleaning anyone's house but her own.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, what how unhappy she is.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_01: Man, I don't get to clean nothing.
• 30:20
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_02: I just wanted to clean.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_02: She should have done it topless.
• 30:24
  SPEAKER_02: Gross.
• 30:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think we're getting there.
• 30:27
  SPEAKER_02: You know, when you say stuff like that, and I look at this is why I keep thinking in my life now as I get like one of the biggest fears as a gentleman going to prison is what could happen.
• 30:37
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you always hear about the shower situation.
• 30:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: And I keep thinking the older I get, the more likely that if I go to jail, that's not gonna happen anymore.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, that lady right there breaking in.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_02: I wish you'd I always tell Amanda this.
• 30:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like, she'll be like, make sure you lock the car.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like, what are they gonna do?
• 30:57
  SPEAKER_02: Get in and clean up all the shit out of the back of it.
• 31:00
  SPEAKER_02: Leave my cans alone.
• 31:05
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 31:06
  SPEAKER_03: Um French fry.
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_02: This is uh oh, no, again.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_02: I just lost it.
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_02: I lost it.
• 31:18
  SPEAKER_02: Now it's back.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, got it.
• 31:20
  SPEAKER_02: No, it's gone.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 31:23
  SPEAKER_02: This one, this comes to us from Kansas in 2016.
• 31:28
  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever had a relationship that just sucked?
• 31:32
  SPEAKER_02: Why did you look at me?
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know.
• 31:36
  SPEAKER_02: I really feel like I can look anywhere.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, never, never.
• 31:40
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_03: It's been a while.
• 31:44
  SPEAKER_03: How much time do you have?
• 31:45
  SPEAKER_02: A guy, a 70-year-old guy named Lawrence Ripple.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_02: He walked into a bank in Kansas City, and uh, well, he walked up to the teller and handed her a note and said he had a gun and he asked for some money.
• 31:59
  SPEAKER_02: They gave him$3,000, and then he went and sat down.
• 32:06
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't run.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_02: No, he stayed right there.
• 32:09
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't disguise himself.
• 32:10
  SPEAKER_02: He literally just sat down in the lobby and waited for the police.
• 32:13
  SPEAKER_02: When the officer showed up, he said basically, yeah, that was me.
• 32:17
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, I just got into a massive argument with his wife, and he decided he'd rather go to prison than go back home.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 32:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's my guy right there.
• 32:26
  SPEAKER_02: Jimmy, have you ever had a situation where you'd rather go to prison than go back home?
• 32:33
  SPEAKER_02: That's the wrong guy to wrong guy to ask.
• 32:35
  SPEAKER_02: I asked exactly the right time.
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_02: Now, this is I want you all, especially if you're listening to this or watching this or just um sitting in here with us now, I want you guys to all remember the name Lawrence Ripple.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_02: Most notably because this man had come up with a way to never have to deal with his wife again.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_02: And then it only got worse because he had no criminal history.
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_02: He didn't actually have a weapon.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_02: So the judge heard the whole thing, and instead of sending him to jail, he sent him to six months of house arrest.
• 33:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's not a sentence that's a good one.
• 33:14
  SPEAKER_01: And the wife clicked that in him and goes, I'm not going anywhere.
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_02: Can you imagine trying to get arrested?
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
• 33:22
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, he's like, please send me to jail.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_02: My life, I can't even get to the city.
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_02: Do the rest of my life.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
• 33:29
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of pettiness and relationships, I've got one more for us.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_03: Happy Valentine's Day.
• 33:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 33:39
  SPEAKER_02: This is a great story, too.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_02: I love finding the every time I find one, I'm like, ooh, this is gonna go over really good.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_02: This is gonna go over well.
• 33:45
  SPEAKER_02: There was a woman, her name was Louinda, uh, excuse me, Linda Louise Torello.
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_02: She passed away in 2017.
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_02: And her uh, this was in New York, she was in a cemetery, and uh her kids who were keeping up the uh the cemetery plot, okay, they started noticing something at her headstone.
• 34:03
  SPEAKER_02: They kept finding urine and feces left.
• 34:06
  SPEAKER_02: Not once, not twice, but over and over again.
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_01: Where was this?
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_02: This was in New York in 2017.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_02: So the family installed hidden cameras to see what they would find.
• 34:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, they caught somebody.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_02: It was her ex-husband.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say it was the ex-husband.
• 34:25
  SPEAKER_02: What a guy divorced her nearly 48 years earlier.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_02: What?
• 34:30
  SPEAKER_02: And according to the footage, he would show up early in the morning, get out of the car, urinate on the grave, and leave.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_03: You know what I think has to do with Tom and Kyle?
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_03: They're all petty.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_02: Right?
• 34:41
  SPEAKER_02: Police were contacted, he was identified, and local news outlets picked up on it because honestly, why wouldn't you cover that?
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_01: That is one way to.
• 34:48
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, literally, nearly a half century after the divorce.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_02: This dude can hold a grudge.
• 34:59
  SPEAKER_02: Oh at some point, you gotta realize what I said.
• 35:04
  SPEAKER_01: Jeremy said he needs to let it go.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_01: Let it go.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, yes.
• 35:09
  SPEAKER_02: That's from coming from you.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_02: That probably hurt.
• 35:13
  SPEAKER_02: You just have it come out your lips.
• 35:15
  SPEAKER_03: No, you don't understand.
• 35:16
  SPEAKER_03: Let it go like you're peeing.
• 35:18
  SPEAKER_03: Just let it go.
• 35:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I was thinking pooping, let it go.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, there it is.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_00: Got him.
• 35:24
  SPEAKER_00: I've seen this story.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_00: It was pretty funny.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, dude.
• 35:26
  SPEAKER_02: What would be even having a gravestone?
• 35:29
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_02: What would be even better is if he had to drive out of his way every morning to do it.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure it's like an hour and a half commute.
• 35:37
  SPEAKER_01: Didn't even live in State.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_03: How many times did he not make it to the cemetery if you can't get it?
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh pissed up many.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, this is good.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm saving it for you, bitch.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, the wild part is it also said corn.
• 35:46
  SPEAKER_03: So he got out and shit a couple times.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_03: Corn.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, he's like, oh, I gotta take a shit.
• 35:51
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna hurry up and get over to the old lady's house.
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_02: Speaking of shit, I'm gonna go see her right now.
• 35:57
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, man, that is a generational level of pettiness right there.
• 36:01
  SPEAKER_02: That is fantastic.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_03: This is also reminding me why I'm not gonna have a gravestone.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: Right, right.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_02: I can only imagine the fights they had.
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_02: Well, uh 50 years ago.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_02: To let it draw on for 50 years.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_02: Man, you gotta learn to listen to the case.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_02: All right, we're gonna wrap this one up tonight pretty early.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_02: We've got a guy fighting the shingles in there, so we're gonna take care of him this evening.
• 36:22
  SPEAKER_02: But uh man, it's hard getting old.
• 36:25
  SPEAKER_02: I you know, you see those commercial if you're over 50, get the vaccine.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not 50.
• 36:31
  SPEAKER_02: Can't even get uh when I'm dead, just throw me in the garbage.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_02: It'd have to be a big ass trash can.
• 36:38
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna use you guys Sasquatch.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: Oh man, Josh.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say I found Sasquatch.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna say I found Sasquatch.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_02: Um anyway.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_02: Uh thanks again to uh all the people that make this possible, all our uh supporters on patreon.com backslash after two beers.
• 36:54
  SPEAKER_02: Uh thank you to uh uh you guys all.
• 36:56
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you to Kevin Shook, uh, our good buddy here at uh Global Media Enterprises that makes all of this happen.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_02: Thanks for the firehouse.
• 37:04
  SPEAKER_02: They've been hosting our trivias and they keep going over better and better, and we have so much fun to going down there and doing those.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 37:09
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
• 37:10
  SPEAKER_02: And uh coming up, we've uh we've ventured into a a new realm of entertainment.
• 37:16
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we are now hosting theme nights and music.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_02: We did one for country a few days ago.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_02: How'd that go?
• 37:21
  SPEAKER_02: It went over amazing.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it did, but it was so well, I can't say that because I don't think they were legally allowed to do that.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_02: But um there was at least 300 people that came in and out indoors uh over the evening.
• 37:34
  SPEAKER_02: So we're gonna do that again on March 7th.
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_02: And uh we just announced last night we're gonna do a hip-hop version from the 80s, 90s now.
• 37:42
  SPEAKER_02: I already got the playlist.
• 37:45
  SPEAKER_02: So we started working on that today, so make sure you follow us for that.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we've also got trivia on the 27th?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_02: 5th?
• 37:55
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_02: 14, 21, 28th.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_01: 28.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_02: February 28th.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yes, that's at uh the VFW.
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yep.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_02: We have to uh so make sure you follow us for that.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_02: So we got tons of stuff coming up.
• 38:07
  SPEAKER_02: I think between now and the end of March, we have like nine or ten live events.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_02: Come hang out, man.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_02: It's a blast.
• 38:14
  SPEAKER_02: We've also got some sweatshirts that uh we uh are proud to sell.
• 38:18
  SPEAKER_02: They uh they're car hard shirts.
• 38:20
  SPEAKER_02: If you're interested in one, let us know.
• 38:22
  SPEAKER_02: Uh it's a uh whopping$50, and that allows us to make about three bucks.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_02: Uh literally.
• 38:28
  SPEAKER_01: So buys us a shot.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 38:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, if you want one, just let us know, shoot us a message, and let us know the size, and we'll send you a PayPal or something like that.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_02: Um I think without further ado, well, we say it at the end of every show, we say it at the end of all of our trivias, and it's simply this world's hard.
• 38:48
  SPEAKER_02: And uh we have a tendency to some reason make it harder than it needs to be.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_02: We fight over halftime shows when you're supposed to be going and taking a piss and getting more beer and eating a sandwich anyway.
• 38:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_02: But now we like to fight over it.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know the glizzy.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but uh, you know, especially for people that sit in a neighborhood and have nothing to do, life can get on you.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_02: It can.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: It is uh especially.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe they just don't seem like themselves, or um just whatever it takes.
• 39:20
  SPEAKER_02: We all know red flags when we see one.
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_02: Do me a favor, reach out to them, ask them how they're doing, how they've been, or just let them know you care about them or invite them to After Two Beers Trivia.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, get out there, come see us or watch our show.
• 39:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 39:32
  SPEAKER_02: All right, one last thing.
• 39:34
  SPEAKER_02: If uh you could do us a big solid like the show, uh share the show, give us a review.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_02: That goes a long way.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_02: Also, if you find a random story that you would like us to discuss, shoot send us a message.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_02: Talk about it.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_02: Anything.
• 39:47
  SPEAKER_02: Uh also history stuff.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 39:49
  SPEAKER_02: There's like something you want to dive into on the history.
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_02: Reach out to Jeremy if you want to blow some stuff up.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_02: We're getting right close to the, I'm assuming, what would be premier fire rocking.
• 39:59
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what else you can you can say right now?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_00: Guess who's doing entertainment packages with Screddy Pyrotechniques?
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: Would that be us?
• 40:08
  SPEAKER_00: That would be after two beers.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_01: That would be after two beers.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: You talk about entertainment packages about the for weddings.
• 40:16
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_02: Or just a fun night.
• 40:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's a different entertainment package.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, you know, we've had a good time.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_02: We're gonna call this one early tonight.
• 40:28
  SPEAKER_02: We say it at the end of uh um all the shows, but it's this.
• 40:31
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, we will talk to you all next time, Giblard.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_03: After two beers.
• 40:38
  SPEAKER_03: Take me home! Take me home home.