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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Eddie House, Why Superteams SUCK, Sixers complete the process · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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Speaker 1: Alright, come until you're alive from Philly. It's the Polly
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Speaker 1: and Tony foolsc shows. Always Polly Fools Go here with
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Speaker 1: Tony Fools Go and Tony last week just terrible. Our guest,
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Speaker 1: Rob Poker, the rudest guest we've ever had on the
0:23
Speaker 1: show by far. He insisted that the interview we did
0:26
Speaker 1: only lasted ten minutes. That's what he asked for. And
0:30
Speaker 1: you know, we reached out to our sources, and you know,
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Speaker 1: because we wanted to figure out what was going on.
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Speaker 1: We confirmed Rob Poka. He's just never lasted ten minutes
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Speaker 1: at anything, if you catch my drift, which means he's
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Speaker 1: bad at sex. Yep. Anyway, the big story this week, obviously,
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Speaker 1: the Six is on their way to a title total lock. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: They've already locked up the number one seed, winning the
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Speaker 1: regular season title, which is, you know, just as important.
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Speaker 1: But what's even better, they did it the right way,
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Speaker 1: trust in the process, going through the draft and taking
1:03
Speaker 1: nine to eleven years to get good yep. That's the
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Speaker 1: best way to do it. Yeah. Well, you gotta tell
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Speaker 1: that to our guest today because he did it the
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Speaker 1: opposite way. He joined not one, but two Super teams,
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Speaker 1: the Celtics and the lebron heat to try and piggyback
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Speaker 1: his way through a title disgraceful NBA veteran and NBA
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Speaker 1: champion with the Celtics Eddie House and you know we're
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Speaker 1: gonna ask him how he feels now looking back, if
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Speaker 1: he feels, you know, it's tainted his title, you know,
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Speaker 1: know when he took the easy route. I don't know
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Speaker 1: how he can live with that on his subconscience, but
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Speaker 1: on the subject, that's something that's not disgraceful. We got
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Speaker 1: And allow me to say that is one hot pocket
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Speaker 1: of an idea, well said, don'ty. In fact, there's twenty
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Speaker 1: k right there. Anyway. Yeah, we've been getting a lot
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Speaker 1: right lately as always, so it's time to do our
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Speaker 1: most popular segment where Polly and Tony were right, where
2:24
Speaker 1: Pauline and Tony were right, brought to you by Hot Pockets.
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Speaker 1: All right, as we told you at the top of
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Speaker 1: the show, it's clear as day the Sixers are on
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Speaker 1: their way to winning a title. And you know, the
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Speaker 1: people don't know anything about basketball say, oh, well, the
2:44
Speaker 1: Sixers haven't won anything yet, but of course they've won.
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Speaker 1: They've proven that patience is the key to winning. None
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Speaker 1: of this are super team bullshit. Isn't that right? Don't
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Speaker 1: you know? They say good things come to those who wait,
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Speaker 1: but they also say bad things come to those who
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Speaker 1: don't wait. That's why a lot of pedestrians get struck
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Speaker 1: by cause well said Tony. Well, couldn't have said it
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Speaker 1: better myself. And if I may also say, this is
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Speaker 1: the NBA, you can't microwave a team into greatness like
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Speaker 1: you can microwave a delicious chicken bacon ranch hot pocket
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Speaker 1: available on the freezer ryle at your local grocery store.
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Speaker 1: We just made six decay right there and the little
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Speaker 1: inside Baseball people. That's what's called native advertising content baked
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Speaker 1: right into the show. Yeah, you didn't even know we
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Speaker 1: would do in it. All right, let's go to another
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Speaker 1: thing we nailed right on the head where PAULI and Tony,
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Speaker 1: who were right? We told you new head coach Nick
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Speaker 1: Sirianni was going to be a success with the Eagles,
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Speaker 1: and sure enough he already is. He came out and
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Speaker 1: boldly declared there would be no seven on seven drills
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Speaker 1: in all season training. Act of It's and I gotta say, Tony,
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Speaker 1: I again like the way this guy thinks? One percent agree?
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Speaker 1: Why would you even practice seven on seven when the
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Speaker 1: game is played eleven on eleven? It makes no sense.
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Speaker 1: You're gonna confuse your players because they'll get on the
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Speaker 1: field and look around and go, wait this four extra
4:22
Speaker 1: plays on the field. They need to get off the
4:24
Speaker 1: field before we get a penalty. And another thing, your
4:28
Speaker 1: quarterback needs to practice having eleven people rushing him because
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Speaker 1: he needs to feel the pressure of being in that pocket. Right, Tony, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it makes it hot like a hot pocket. Now up
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Speaker 1: the way, Gay, All right, let's roll on to the
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Speaker 1: last thing. We hit bango right on the edge where
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Speaker 1: who were right? We were the only ones who predicted
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Speaker 1: that the winner of the b g A Championship would
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Speaker 1: be none other than fifty year old Phil Mickelson. And
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Speaker 1: we're not surprised in the least, not in the slightest Yeah,
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Speaker 1: a couple of weeks back, we went to our bookie
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Speaker 1: and put six d K down on Nicholson at one odds,
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Speaker 1: and our bookie he looked at us and said, are
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Speaker 1: you crazy? And we said, dude, Phil Michoelson won on
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Speaker 1: the Champions Tour. He had to beat a tour full
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Speaker 1: of all champions. That's even more impressive than the regular
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Speaker 1: PG eight tour full of losers. You know, people say,
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Speaker 1: how did he do it? How did Phil pulled us out? People?
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Speaker 1: It's quite simple. He got hot at the right time,
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Speaker 1: not unlike a tasty, delicious cheeseburger flavored hot pocket which
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Speaker 1: goes microwave to your mouth and just under three minutes.
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Speaker 1: Ask your local grosser for details. Doesn't sound like an
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Speaker 1: ad to me, just your content. Anyway, that wraps up
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Speaker 1: where Polly and Tony were right and just in time,
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Speaker 1: because I see our guest coming on the line, so
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Speaker 1: let's bring him on the Fusco satellite network, also sponsored
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Speaker 1: by Hot Pockets. All right, This guy, long time NBA
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Speaker 1: veteran you know, played for a lot of teams, but
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Speaker 1: most notably played for not one, but two super teams,
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Speaker 1: Lebron Seat and also the two thousand eight Celtics where
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Speaker 1: he won an NBA championship and let's face it, ruined
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Speaker 1: the entire NBA in the process. Anyway, Now he's an analyst.
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Speaker 1: You see him on TV. Let's just get him in
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Speaker 1: your Eddie House. Welcome to the show. Welcome, what's happening? Man,
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Speaker 1: what's up? Thank you for having me. Appreciate it. And
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Speaker 1: nobody ruined anything. Nobody ruined. We'll control the flow of
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Speaker 1: the conversation. But you know, I like what your hand. No,
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Speaker 1: you're not, No, you're not. I'm not surprised by this
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Speaker 1: Addie House. I'm not surprised because I already know your personality.
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Speaker 1: You're impatient. You're impatient. Most NBA players have the decency
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Speaker 1: to wait for a title. You don't wait maybe nine
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Speaker 1: eleven years, do it the right way? Not you. You
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Speaker 1: had to go join the super teams and go chase
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Speaker 1: those rings. Not at I never chased anything. They chased me.
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Speaker 1: But I picked up my phone with somebody calls. I
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Speaker 1: didn't call them saying hey, can I join your squad? No,
7:20
Speaker 1: they called me saying, guess what, we would love for
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Speaker 1: you to be a part of this because you will
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Speaker 1: be an intricate piece to make this a championship team.
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Speaker 1: It was never a part of me going like, hey man,
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Speaker 1: let me find out. Can I pick up my phone
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Speaker 1: and reach out to everybody to see what's popping? No,
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Speaker 1: they ain't never happen. Well, you know you could have
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Speaker 1: said no. You know you are you're perfectly good situation
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Speaker 1: this quick question, would you have said no? Would you
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Speaker 1: have said no? First of all, I asked the questions
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Speaker 1: number one thoas I would have said. I'm Eddie House,
7:51
Speaker 1: I'm a member of the Charlotte Bobcats, a perfectly decent organization.
7:56
Speaker 1: You keep your office, I like putting in an honest
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Speaker 1: day's work. Stop it. And now both of your line
8:03
Speaker 1: you know, damn well, y'all full every day? You know?
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Speaker 1: To me, it sounds like you're jealous because the six
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Speaker 1: has completed the process and didn't cheat the system like
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Speaker 1: you did. Why don't you say that? And you're jealous?
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Speaker 1: You're jealous? That's what's going on here. Come on, after
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Speaker 1: they stold the coach that actually won a championship with
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Speaker 1: the Celtics, and then to the flippers dr Rivers talking
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Speaker 1: about going chasing DC Rivers, Like please, I want to
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Speaker 1: coach Joe l embiid please please, he came over here. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: he begged, he begged to come to it. I just
8:42
Speaker 1: want to lift the jersey up. I want to see
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Speaker 1: how many scabs all got up under the air, because
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Speaker 1: I know for sure you'll got a lot of wounds.
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Speaker 1: Y'all licked and y'all finally are healing a little. Because
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Speaker 1: you want to know we climb. Wasn't the process? Few
8:59
Speaker 1: years ago, three years ago? It was Hey, what is
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Speaker 1: the process? I need to figure it out. The process
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Speaker 1: is listening to you. You know, here's the process, and
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Speaker 1: I'll tell you how you do it. You put it
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Speaker 1: in an honest day's work. You climb to the top
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Speaker 1: of the mountain. That's how we got ourselves. You you
9:15
Speaker 1: take the elevator, that's what you do. You say, excuse me, Doorman,
9:19
Speaker 1: press button number four teen that takes me to the
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Speaker 1: best worth of work. I'd say, hey, man, press that
9:26
Speaker 1: button for me. Let me slide on up there, because
9:28
Speaker 1: my legs are tired of to put in a long
9:30
Speaker 1: days of work. Well, frankly, that makes sense because we
9:33
Speaker 1: heard that when you got the Boston and met KG
9:37
Speaker 1: and Pears and Allen for the first time we heard
9:40
Speaker 1: you said to them, Hey, guys, I'm tired of running
9:43
Speaker 1: up and down the court. Can you go win a
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Speaker 1: championship for me? So I can, you know, maybe get
9:48
Speaker 1: some rest of you. No, you wanna know what I
9:49
Speaker 1: said to him? I said, Hey, guess what, guys, We're
9:51
Speaker 1: about to win a championship. Glad I'm king. Aren't you
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Speaker 1: happy that I got on this team because now that
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Speaker 1: I'm here, we're gonna win it? Well, frankly, I find
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Speaker 1: that very hard to believe. But uh, you know, can
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Speaker 1: you give me a little inside knowledge on that team? There?
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Speaker 1: Go ahead? Well, you guys friends, you know, did you
10:07
Speaker 1: sit around you know, I don't know, eating hot pockets together?
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Speaker 1: What did you do? Was it friendly? No, we had
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Speaker 1: a little bit more money than that to eat hot
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Speaker 1: pockets were cords. It wasn't no hot pockets. There wasn't
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Speaker 1: no pizza pockets. It wasn't uh press, no ramen, noodles
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Speaker 1: and cheese is. It was none of that. You know,
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Speaker 1: we was eating big time meals that we all did
10:33
Speaker 1: hang out and kick it too. And you know what,
10:37
Speaker 1: everybody picked up the bill sometimes I picked up that
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Speaker 1: big bill. What what kind of bills are we talking
10:42
Speaker 1: about there? Don't worry about it. Something that you ain't
10:44
Speaker 1: never seen in your life. This is why, this is
10:48
Speaker 1: why everybody hated the Celtics, because you guys didn't relate
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Speaker 1: to the working man. You were eating the big dizzy
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Speaker 1: meals while good hard working people eating hot Let me,
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Speaker 1: Boston is not a working man city. You're telling me
11:02
Speaker 1: Boston is not a working man city. Boston is a
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Speaker 1: working man city. And for you guys to sit here
11:08
Speaker 1: and actually they're not working man taking the l I
11:11
Speaker 1: really have to take a step back and really let
11:13
Speaker 1: me look. If I could look at you guys both
11:15
Speaker 1: in eyes and take a quick snipp sounds like heterism
11:18
Speaker 1: to me. He sounds like hot pocket. Yeah, houck is
11:23
Speaker 1: give me gas? How far too much added this out?
11:26
Speaker 1: Just edit it out? Not out? Look, let me just
11:30
Speaker 1: ask you something. I think you're angry, and I'll tell
11:32
Speaker 1: you why you're angry. They called it, they told it
11:35
Speaker 1: in Boston the Big three era, and come on, you
11:38
Speaker 1: took that personally, you thought, shouldn't it be the Big twelve?
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Speaker 1: There twelve players on this team. What are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: And that that makes you upset? That's why you're so
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Speaker 1: angry that that come on that? Yeah, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: So you know it's levels of things, right, and we
11:51
Speaker 1: understand it was a big three, and then when the
11:53
Speaker 1: bit when when other guys came in, it was another
11:56
Speaker 1: big four. And then when all those other guys came in,
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Speaker 1: it was another big five, and so we made the
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Speaker 1: Big twelve. That way, you understand what I'm saying. That
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Speaker 1: was a lot of maths. I couldn't follow you. That's
12:08
Speaker 1: so bad for not being able to do the maths.
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to guide you here, you know, because look,
12:14
Speaker 1: you made the mistake twice and you know, you know,
12:17
Speaker 1: you had a chance to come clean with the Celtics.
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Speaker 1: Then you go and you join Lebron in Miami, right,
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Speaker 1: but you don't win a championship there you're out before
12:25
Speaker 1: they get that but coming. Aren't you glad that you
12:27
Speaker 1: didn't win two championships with two different super teams? That
12:30
Speaker 1: would have looked bad, wouldn't it. Yeah? Hell no, it
12:35
Speaker 1: would have been looking great to will be a two
12:37
Speaker 1: time champion? Are you shipping me? Nor? Hey? Would it
12:41
Speaker 1: looked good if Carson Wentz was the quarterback? You guys
12:44
Speaker 1: thought he was gonna be and you got won another championship.
12:47
Speaker 1: What you see good? I didn't know you were so
12:49
Speaker 1: good on defense. Why didn't you do this when you
12:51
Speaker 1: were in the league. You know you're here, you are
12:52
Speaker 1: trying to defend yourself, trying. I'm not defending myself at all.
12:57
Speaker 1: I'm just shooting back. I'm a shooter. Remember how I remember?
13:00
Speaker 1: If you shot as good as you talk, you would
13:02
Speaker 1: have seven rings right now. You would be like, yeah, exactly,
13:06
Speaker 1: but I did. I didn't get the opportunity I had to.
13:08
Speaker 1: I had to gun. I was never able to get
13:10
Speaker 1: it off. But when I got it off, I didn't
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Speaker 1: shoot well. That leads us to the guy who is
13:13
Speaker 1: taking shots from you when everybody else in Miami, Lebron.
13:17
Speaker 1: When you got to the heat, Lebron didn't have a
13:20
Speaker 1: ring yet, but you did. Did you say that me,
13:23
Speaker 1: come here, son, let me teach you how this game
13:25
Speaker 1: is playing. No, no, no, never never that you don't.
13:29
Speaker 1: You don't talk to people who are that great in
13:33
Speaker 1: that manner. That's disrespectful. That's what you guys said. Listen
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Speaker 1: to me and how you explain how we're gonna do this.
13:42
Speaker 1: I talked to Lebron and said, hey, check this out. Man.
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Speaker 1: We got an opportunity to do something special and great.
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Speaker 1: All you gotta do is pass me the ball in
13:50
Speaker 1: the corner when we play okay, see, and I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: hit the shot and I'm gonna give you the big
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Speaker 1: ball sign. And that's exactly what happened. So you're the
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Speaker 1: one who thought Lebron how to play basketball? Is that
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Speaker 1: what you're saying? Yeah, you taught him how to pass. No,
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Speaker 1: I said, make sure you passed to the right guy,
14:05
Speaker 1: because he could have went somewhere else. But he came
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Speaker 1: to the right guy. He should have gone to Adonis
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Speaker 1: Haslem more. That was the more. Depending on where should
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Speaker 1: depends on where you d was at it, depending on
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Speaker 1: where you d was at you passed to him. But
14:19
Speaker 1: if I'm opening the corner passing to me, please and
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Speaker 1: he did. I got fined twenty five thousand for that.
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Speaker 1: For I'm still asking the NB can I get that back?
14:26
Speaker 1: Because I mean, Sam Cansell did a million times. It
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Speaker 1: never got fine. What happened to you? What happened? I said?
14:32
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I got the big ones down there,
14:34
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And they gave me a fine.
14:37
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, why not. Hey, come on, stop
14:41
Speaker 1: very inappropriate and it's funny. Man. You got you got
14:44
Speaker 1: sound like the Sopranos. I've been watching the Sopranos. I
14:47
Speaker 1: never watched it before I finally got in there. You
14:49
Speaker 1: remind me of Tony Soprano. You're on the bottom right there.
14:52
Speaker 1: Uh Pauli your minded and he got a name like
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Speaker 1: one too, Uh Pauli Soprano. U s a Paulian and
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Speaker 1: Tony Tony. You remind me the guy that was about
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Speaker 1: the whack pussy. What he's going on? What did this again?
15:07
Speaker 1: Are you a TV critic? Now? What is going on? Yeah?
15:10
Speaker 1: That's what you got to remind me of. I'm just saying,
15:12
Speaker 1: you know who you remind me of? You? You remind
15:14
Speaker 1: me of my ex girlfriend. She was a ring. All
15:19
Speaker 1: she wanted was a ring around all the time. Yeah,
15:21
Speaker 1: she wanted a ring and that's what she wanted all
15:23
Speaker 1: the time. She would go from block to block asking everyone, Hey,
15:27
Speaker 1: can they can you give me a ring? Kind of
15:29
Speaker 1: like you did she did. She slapt me around. Now
15:31
Speaker 1: now I got ready to her like that he got
15:34
Speaker 1: ready to you. I mean, come on, they waved you right. Yeah,
15:37
Speaker 1: did you say to Lebron you said, What did you say, like,
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Speaker 1: you know, fuck you, You're never gonna win without me.
15:42
Speaker 1: Is that what you said? I heard that. No, No,
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Speaker 1: I never said that. What I did say to myself
15:47
Speaker 1: was like, damn, this might be it. Goddamn, this might
15:52
Speaker 1: be it. You know what I'm saying. But I want
15:54
Speaker 1: to get back to your lady. Did your lady make
15:56
Speaker 1: you wash the dishes at home? First of all, I
15:59
Speaker 1: said ex girlfriends, so you're not much of a listener. Second,
16:03
Speaker 1: you played for like nine different teams, so you know
16:06
Speaker 1: you've had your fashion relationships. Love, I'd like to give
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Speaker 1: a lot of love, you know. I mean, I gotta
16:12
Speaker 1: love a lot of spread it around. I gotta spread
16:14
Speaker 1: my love around. Just can I ask you what a
16:16
Speaker 1: side note while we're here? Okay, on the side, what side?
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Speaker 1: This side of this side? You know, this is a
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Speaker 1: serious question, So i'd appreciate if you quit the comedy
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Speaker 1: act for a second. When you were with the Heat,
16:30
Speaker 1: do you think they missed the boat by not being
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Speaker 1: sponsored by hot pockets? You know, Heat Hot. It's gotten
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Speaker 1: to sitting right there, you know, it just seems like
16:38
Speaker 1: a huge miss to me. Well, I think it gave
16:41
Speaker 1: it gave a lot of us gas. You know, gave
16:43
Speaker 1: a lot of the guys when we had our little
16:45
Speaker 1: discussions back in the day. We talked about it was
16:47
Speaker 1: like Mann the pepperoni pizza on them ham and cheese.
16:50
Speaker 1: Once the boots was a little hot, the farts was
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Speaker 1: staggering in the room. You know, I like your disrespect
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Speaker 1: Lebron as you did, but you will not disrespect Hot Pockets.
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Speaker 1: So guess what. That's a new flavor of Hot Pockets.
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Speaker 1: It's called off the shot Eddie House. You're kicked out
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Speaker 1: of this house. I just potted you out like you
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Speaker 1: fought out Hot Pockets. Well, guess what motor ship if
17:21
Speaker 1: you don't get me off of here? Kay, hang up
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Speaker 1: the phone? Is he up the line? You know? Now
17:27
Speaker 1: I see why Lebron kicked his as to the curve.
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Speaker 1: Makes total sense now, Yeah, Eddie House more like Eddie Homeless.
17:36
Speaker 1: Great one, Tony. Also, we'd like to apologize to all
17:40
Speaker 1: our great friends at Hot Pockets for Eddie Houses unfortunate comments.
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Speaker 1: That's why right now we're gonna do what they call
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17:50
Speaker 1: This is when you're do an ad complimentary just to
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17:56
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18:01
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18:06
Speaker 1: Of course, not that takes too much time. You know,
18:08
Speaker 1: you're a busy person. You can't sit around for three
18:10
Speaker 1: hours making food while you miss out on life. You
18:13
Speaker 1: will need to get going and hot pockets gets you
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Speaker 1: done and out in five minutes or less, so you
18:18
Speaker 1: can make the boast of your time here on Earth.
18:21
Speaker 1: And Tony, you just had a great experience with hot pockets,
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Speaker 1: didn't you. Yeah. The other night, I was sleeping over
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Speaker 1: at my Aunt Marie's house. I got hungry in the
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Speaker 1: middle of the night and went to the kitchen. I
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Speaker 1: got out of hot pocket and I put it in
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Speaker 1: the microwave, and then Nunzio, aunt Marie's boyfriend, came into
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Speaker 1: the kitchen and I said, don't mind me, I'm just
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Speaker 1: eating a hot pocket, and he said, oh, yeah, I
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Speaker 1: just ate a hot pocket too, And I said, I
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Speaker 1: didn't know Aunt Marie had a microwave in her bedroom.
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Speaker 1: And then Nunzio winked at me and then rewinked at me,
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Speaker 1: and let's just say, I almost lost my appetite for
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Speaker 1: that hot pocket, but I still ate it anyway, because
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Speaker 1: nothing can ruin hot pockets for me, not even the
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Speaker 1: thought of Nuncio chowing down on Marie's private parts. What
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Speaker 1: a wonderful story and such a perfect representation of our
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Speaker 1: hot pockets bring families together. That's hot pockets. It's what's
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Speaker 1: for dinner? Good ad read? Yeah, well that wraps up
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Speaker 1: our ad right there. And look at that, don'ty, That
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Speaker 1: wraps up the show? So you know, no, producer Jay,
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Speaker 1: the was the frozen food of human beings? What do
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Speaker 1: you want? What do you we need to do? Corrections? What? Uh? Polly?
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Speaker 1: You said the odds of Phil Nicholson winning the PGA
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Speaker 1: Championship were twenty thousand to one. Yeah, no, there were
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Speaker 1: two hundred to one. Oh yeah, well I guess they
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Speaker 1: got confused. You know. The one are the odds of
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Speaker 1: you living to see tomorrow? Yeah, I'm gonna put all
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Speaker 1: our hot pocket money on us killing you. Yeah on
20:14
Speaker 1: enough of that, Tony, you said, the p G A
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Speaker 1: champions Tour is all champions. Yea, No, it's just made
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Speaker 1: up of players over fifty years old. It's just the
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Speaker 1: senior tour. Oh yeah, well I'm gonna take you on
20:29
Speaker 1: a senior tour to the cemetery. All the play is
20:33
Speaker 1: our age dead, just like you're gonna be. Yeah, I
20:36
Speaker 1: can't wait to fill the divid that the grave Digga makes. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's it, both of you. What you have no deal
20:44
Speaker 1: with hot pockets? What I saw the whole exchange. You
20:48
Speaker 1: sent them an email, they pulled your goal away and
20:52
Speaker 1: then they never responded after that. Oh yeah, well you're
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Speaker 1: not going to respond after we suffocate you to death. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're gonna be living in a cold pocket six ft
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Speaker 1: under Yeah, called the coffin. Yeah, get it. By the way,
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Speaker 1: you guys only six weeks worth of pay. But to
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Speaker 1: keep flaking every week, you're right, Well, a lot like
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Speaker 1: the flaky, delicious crust of a hot pocket fresh shadow
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Speaker 1: of the microwave. So true. And also on the subject
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Speaker 1: of not flaking Tony guests. So we just booked for
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Speaker 1: next week and for Super Bowl Hero Eagles legend Nick
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Speaker 1: Foles will really be on the show. Nick Foles, nick Fole,
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Speaker 1: nick Foles coming on the show. I In the meantime,
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Speaker 1: we're not going to thank Eddie House more like Eddie
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Speaker 1: Foreclosure absolutely U. In the meantime, people, uh, don't forget
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Speaker 1: job as always, Same to you, Paulie, another floorless show.
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