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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show August 6th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: The doom to the repic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener, this question, is it lie the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 2: Class is now in session. Well, good morning, everybody. Welcome
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  Speaker 2: to Throwback Thursday here on The Woody Show. Woody and
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  Speaker 2: Jeff g both out. They will be back Monday. Everybody
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  Speaker 2: else is in the room. On August the six, which
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  Speaker 2: is today, it's a Balloons to Heaven Day. Disapprove you
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  Speaker 2: and your balloons at a funeral? And oh you're going
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  Speaker 2: on your memory by killing animals.
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  Speaker 3: F you, it's a celebration of life.
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  Speaker 2: It sucks.
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  Speaker 3: Stop it now, Greg, You say that Balloons to Heaven
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  Speaker 3: Day honors the countless lives lost to gun violence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, It could be poignant, but leave your balloons
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  Speaker 2: on the ground, you a.
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  Speaker 3: Shea's The only way you could do it is by
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  Speaker 3: littering exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Today's Heroshima Day. Do you know why? Menace?
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  Speaker 3: Because they drop bombs.
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  Speaker 2: Hashima on this day in nineteen forty five and Nola
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  Speaker 2: Gay dropped the atomic bomb. Nola who a Nola Gay?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: National I PA Day today. It's also National root Beer
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  Speaker 2: Float Day, and it's National Fresh Breath Day. Yes, that's
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  Speaker 2: for you men. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, and speaking about your mouth, and do you have
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  Speaker 4: a question now, SeaBASS, you have indicated that you might
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  Speaker 4: have been joined myself and Sammy in this journey, but
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  Speaker 4: now you.
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  Speaker 3: Please confirm or deny do you have the visil line.
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  Speaker 3: So uh we this was not planned, This was not
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  Speaker 3: coordinated in any way, but the three Oh, Sammy, Menace
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  Speaker 3: and myself all within like a week of each other,
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  Speaker 3: decided to get in Visiligne. And by the way, I
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  Speaker 3: planned this two months. I had that when it happens,
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  Speaker 3: there's no way I would have known who because I
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  Speaker 3: had I to go back. This actually goes back like
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  Speaker 3: two years because I was getting a recession on my
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  Speaker 3: gums in my low especially my lower molars, just from
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  Speaker 3: grinding at night. And they said, okay, well, first we're
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  Speaker 3: going to fix your recession by grafting, getting the new
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  Speaker 3: the gum of surgery that I had, which is terrible,
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  Speaker 3: which was not fun. But the only way this is
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  Speaker 3: going to stop from happening again in like ten years
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  Speaker 3: is if you get fixed your alignment. So I had
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  Speaker 3: to have breaks when I was in my teens, not
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  Speaker 3: for six years like Sammy did. Yeah, and so uh
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  Speaker 3: and so yeah, now I had the recession done, I went,
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  Speaker 3: and then the next move was to get the in
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  Speaker 3: visilign to hopefully stop the grinding.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because sam and I have been whispering to each other.
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  Speaker 4: I think I think Sea Bass has a visil line.
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  Speaker 4: And then you told me about some tool to remove
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  Speaker 4: my visial lines, like a little meat meat hook to
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  Speaker 4: get the revision. Yeah, because I'm constantly putting it in
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  Speaker 4: and out like keep all morning and then Sammy keeps
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  Speaker 4: it in the entire show.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how she does that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'll take it out to eat and then I
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  Speaker 5: go brush my teeth. You eat stuff and drink stuff
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  Speaker 5: and pop it in and out.
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  Speaker 3: Without Yeah, it's man's what do you expect?
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  Speaker 6: I guess as a fellow grinder. Are they saying it'll
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  Speaker 6: actually fix that or you'll just grind through the visil
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  Speaker 6: line at some point.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're saying that the grinding is because my teeth
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  Speaker 3: are misaligned. And it's not bad either, Like I have
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  Speaker 3: a good teeth. Again, I had braces, but it's just
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  Speaker 3: enough to they say, cause this you know TMJ.
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  Speaker 6: So how long? How long is this supposed to be?
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  Speaker 5: In?
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  Speaker 3: Ten months? Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Now, the other day I looked at Woody and he
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  Speaker 2: I thought maybe had invisil line. Really, yeah, I didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to ask for some reason. I got sidetracked for
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  Speaker 2: something else, and I think it was something. It wasn't
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  Speaker 2: so much the lisp. It was like a weird shine
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  Speaker 2: to the teeth. Yeah, his face looked different, so I
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  Speaker 2: think maybe wood he got it too.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa, We got to get folks who don't know it's
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  Speaker 3: it's not just a essentially a retainer that they they
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  Speaker 3: glue on little blocks ceramic like that. It looked like
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  Speaker 3: the climbing blocks and a climbing wall. Yeah, because the
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  Speaker 3: teeth it has to obviously the retainer has to grip
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  Speaker 3: onto something to move it away from the other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But I got a low profile one. Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I always thought they just sent them to you and
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  Speaker 2: you did it yourself.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I thought too. It is super easy. They
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  Speaker 3: it just cleaned your teeth. They glew them on. Takes
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  Speaker 3: twenty thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Is it covered by dental insurance?
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  Speaker 3: Mine was partially? Now it's still you're still talking four figures,
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  Speaker 3: but not high four figures.
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  Speaker 6: And where are your little blocks?
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  Speaker 3: Are they in the front, not on the front. They
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  Speaker 3: do that intense because they don't want that's where you're in.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to put them on your incisors because
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  Speaker 3: you have that's where your your your your biting is
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  Speaker 3: and that's sheer force up against those that are on
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  Speaker 3: the they're on the back, like four or five on
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  Speaker 3: each upper and lower on each side, and they do
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  Speaker 3: if you have braces and you know that, like the
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  Speaker 3: inside your mouth gets all torn up. I had a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of that, but not bad. I went away
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  Speaker 3: pretty quickly. You can always get the dental wax if
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  Speaker 3: you want to.
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  Speaker 2: And can you get them just on the top or
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  Speaker 2: just the bottom, like I want to do it just the.
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  Speaker 3: Bottom, imagine you could, but they usually want to align
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  Speaker 3: it with the top or all right, yeah, that's one
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  Speaker 3: of the reasons I had to get it too, was
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  Speaker 3: the alignment.
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  Speaker 5: As we talked about my jaw pops and I do
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  Speaker 5: the grinding, and they were like, well, this is basically
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  Speaker 5: the first step of it. Hopefully helping the grinding because
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  Speaker 5: like Sea Bass had to do the gum thing. They
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  Speaker 5: told me I was still young enough to kind of
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  Speaker 5: not have to end up there. But if I don't
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  Speaker 5: do something now, I will have to have the same
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  Speaker 5: surgery that Sea Bass has.
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  Speaker 3: I got. The pinhole gum surgery is surgery where they
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  Speaker 3: take they take a meat hook gum, yank it up
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  Speaker 3: and then use bio glue to stick it on your
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  Speaker 3: too and it works. It works. The other way is
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  Speaker 3: they take a they carved, They carve on piece of
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  Speaker 3: the roof of your mouth out, so that's that's a
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  Speaker 3: shot up there. Then they then they suit your that
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  Speaker 3: on or stitch that onto the gum part. So which
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  Speaker 3: do you want, Greg, do you want to or do
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  Speaker 3: you want a piece of your other mouth ripped out?
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  Speaker 2: I want the gum Yankee.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll be like, I'm done, take them all out.
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  Speaker 2: It is so cute that the three of you had
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  Speaker 2: a little meeting.
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  Speaker 3: And basic.
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  Speaker 5: Going to be done with mine pretty quick. Mine's only
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  Speaker 5: three months long. I only have about a month and
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  Speaker 5: a half hockey for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I think I have like eight trays, so I have
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  Speaker 4: to change it every two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what the mask I have twenty one trays.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, ten months. So you take them out every
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  Speaker 3: again and they give you a new tray. They give
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  Speaker 3: ball to you in a big box. Yeah, keep tracking, okay,
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  Speaker 3: and every every like eight to ten days, you take one,
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  Speaker 3: put a new one in, and please.
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  Speaker 6: Tell me not just in charge of that, because that
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  Speaker 6: sounds confusing.
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  Speaker 3: You No, got it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Okay. The guy who's eating with his on and.
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  Speaker 2: your celebrity birthdays. And we got more Woody show coming
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  Speaker 2: up next.
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  Speaker 3: Do you live in or around Dallas, Texas? What's going on? Everybody?
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  Speaker 3: It's menace.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in Addison, Texas, August twenty seconds at
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  Speaker 4: Lazy Dog Restaurant from noon to two pm doing a
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  Speaker 4: listener meetup. I'll have giveaways and more, but I would
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  Speaker 4: love to see you there. Saturday, August twenty second, If
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  Speaker 4: I can make this successful, that means we're gonna be
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  Speaker 4: in Dallas a lot more. So if you're nearby, please
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  Speaker 4: stop on by Addison, Texas Lazy Dog Restaurant August twenty second, Saturday,
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  Speaker 4: from noon to two pm. Can't wait to see you there.
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  Speaker 4: In the meantime, enjoy the Woody Show podcast. It is
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  Speaker 4: a brand new hour of The Woody Show. Yeah and
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  Speaker 4: Jeff g are out of town to be back on Monday.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody else is here on a throwback Thursday, and this
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  Speaker 4: is kind of throwback. At my house, I have a
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  Speaker 4: trash compactor and I had the.
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  Speaker 2: Crappiest night last night because I haven't taken my trash
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  Speaker 2: out in so long because I always forget that it
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  Speaker 2: is a trash compactor. So I've been compacting and compacting, compacting,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought this thing rules, I can save on
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  Speaker 2: garbage bags and just compact the hell out of it. Well,
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: today's garbage day, so I had to take the garbage out,
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: and I had been compacting it for so damn long.
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  Speaker 2: The bag ripped as I try to take it out,
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  Speaker 2: so I can't get the trash out. So now with
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  Speaker 2: my bare hands, I'm trying to get I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: three weeks of garbage out of there. The bag explodes,
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  Speaker 2: coffee grounds everywhere, avocado pits everywhere, macaroni and cheese residue everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: It was such a disaster. It was so disgusting, and
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  Speaker 2: then I had to spend about an hour cleaning it up.
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  Speaker 2: So my night sucked, but MENACE's night ruled. Apparently it
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  Speaker 2: did because you had the distinct honor of having dinner
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  Speaker 2: with Tyler's family.
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  Speaker 4: I did, so, Yeah, I talked about it a little
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  Speaker 4: bit yesterday. But I'm doing this thing with Lazy Dog
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  Speaker 4: Restaurants where they have family Night every Wednesday night, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be having dinner with like listeners and then
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  Speaker 4: friends and family. And the first family that I had
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  Speaker 4: dinner with was Tyler's family, and it was quite lovely,
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  Speaker 4: and I got to ask them a lot of questions
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  Speaker 4: about Tyler. And unfortunately, like my microphone, like there was
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  Speaker 4: some issue with it. But I did get some audio,
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  Speaker 4: but this part I didn't get on recorded.
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  Speaker 3: And I asked him.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, was there any like embarrassing things with
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  Speaker 4: Tyler that happened? And the first story that his dad
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  Speaker 4: shared with me was that they went to Disneyland, and
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  Speaker 4: I guess it was like, what was it the Maden.
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  Speaker 3: Horn or something. So we go to Disney Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: we go on Space Mountain.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well they going on Space Mountain and they all
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  Speaker 4: sit on there and then suddenly he's like, yeah, the
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  Speaker 4: ride stopped and they asked us to get off the
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  Speaker 4: ride and they pulled us aside and said, sorry, your
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  Speaker 4: your son is too large to be on the ride.
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  Speaker 3: How old were you at the time, mid twenties. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 7: And what he did not mentioned is that there was
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  Speaker 7: a whole other car in front of us.
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  Speaker 3: I had a bunch of hey people ought it too.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, apparently he maxed it out there. But yeah,
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  Speaker 4: if you don't know Tyler, there's Tyler, his mom and
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  Speaker 4: dad and five brothers, right, So I asked him, like,
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  Speaker 4: how did you even get by? And this is what
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  Speaker 4: happened when they went grocery shopping. So here's clip one recap.
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  Speaker 3: This real quick.
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  Speaker 4: So when you would go to the store, there's Tyler
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  Speaker 4: and then he has five brothers.
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  Speaker 3: How many gallons of milk would you buy?
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  Speaker 2: We'd buy every two weeks.
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  Speaker 8: We'd lt fourteen yellows. I think how many eggs you
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  Speaker 8: to go through?
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  Speaker 2: Five dozen, five two weeks. Yeah, five dozen, two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: So they would drink a millionaire milk a day.
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  Speaker 6: Yea, so very milk heavy family.
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  Speaker 7: It was about like fourteen gallons of milk and then
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  Speaker 7: just one brother would drink about half of it by
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  Speaker 7: himself because that kid loved milk.
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  Speaker 2: Was that you it was not? Maybe?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but they were telling me, like their their breakfast,
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  Speaker 4: like every Saturday Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: It was like a hole low of bread.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 7: It was like at least a gallon and a half
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  Speaker 7: of milk, a whole off of bread, maybe a dozen
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  Speaker 7: and a half eggs, pound and a half maybe two
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  Speaker 7: pounds of baking because I mean you're feeding six or yeah,
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  Speaker 7: six growing kids, so you know it was a full
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  Speaker 7: cheaper by the dozen growing right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was insane. But it's not like Tyler didn't
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  Speaker 4: help out around the house. So his mom shared a
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  Speaker 4: story about him providing for the family. So you had
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  Speaker 4: a story about Tyler coming home with a bunch of
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  Speaker 4: food one time.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, there's actually two. I have this issue with tweinkies
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  Speaker 9: because they're so unhealthy, and at the time, there was
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  Speaker 9: a rumor that Hostess was going out of business, and so.
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  Speaker 6: They were like, you gotta get yourself.
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  Speaker 9: So Charna comes home with like ten boxes of Tweakies.
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  Speaker 10: It comes in.
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  Speaker 9: Dad, I know she won't let you have them, so
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  Speaker 9: I got them for you because he got them I
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  Speaker 9: at a discount. And this one time when the grocery
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  Speaker 9: store was about to close, he waited till the meat
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  Speaker 9: was on sale for seventy five percent off and he
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  Speaker 9: came home with like thirty six pounds of bacon.
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  Speaker 6: That's really really nice of you. Good effort. And your
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  Speaker 6: mom has such a sweet, adorable voice.
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  Speaker 3: What I was picturing his mom is so cool.
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  Speaker 6: His dad sounds way more just haggard and exhausted.
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  Speaker 3: There was so nice. So there is a couple of
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  Speaker 3: things here. This Twinkies thing that was that was very recently.
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  Speaker 7: No, this was when Hostess was maybe first going out
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  Speaker 7: of business, is like early twenty tens.
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  Speaker 3: A while that happened like an early twenty ten. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's been a while. I don't know my.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, I do trust Tyler, so I remember that
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  Speaker 7: because I was working at the grocery store at the time.
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  Speaker 3: So that's how I was able.
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  Speaker 6: To like keep an eye on the boxes from.
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  Speaker 3: The back, and my mom hates it when my dad
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  Speaker 3: gets twinkies and she specifically calls some cancer sticks.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, and those are cigarettes. Yeah, pretty much. And
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  Speaker 7: then you know, that's how I knew that. Also, the
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  Speaker 7: bacon was going down because our store was closing for and.
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  Speaker 3: Tyler worked there.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, every book disappearing, everything got marked down. So I
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  Speaker 7: bought all the bacon we started in the freezer. It
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  Speaker 7: lasted about six months.
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  Speaker 3: It worked out. Back back to the getting kicked off
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  Speaker 3: the Disneyland ride for being too fat? Were you the
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  Speaker 3: only one?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Please, You're the only one in your group who was
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  Speaker 3: not allowed to ride?
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  Speaker 7: Uh no, So they had to. They took everybody off,
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  Speaker 7: and then they split us up into like two other
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  Speaker 7: separate cars. Oh yeah, basically to spread out.
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  Speaker 6: They took everybody off and they're like, everybody, but you
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  Speaker 6: get back.
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  Speaker 3: On kind of.
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  Speaker 7: So they took the first group and they're like spread out,
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  Speaker 7: and then they took like the second group and they're like,
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  Speaker 7: are you guys spread out?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I've been with Tyler when this has happened. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: we were on the well, we tried to go on.
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  Speaker 7: The Grizzly No, we tried to go on a ghost
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  Speaker 7: rider ghost Rider Yeah, yeah, Wooden roller coaster and they
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  Speaker 7: want to let them on.
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  Speaker 3: We had to get off the ride.
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  Speaker 4: That was a bit of a wake up corn slider.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, it was great. So yeah, I would love
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  Speaker 4: to try it again. But he's super afraid of roller coasters.
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  Speaker 2: That great, right good?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Final Destination three scarred me for life. So because
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: when you're on the coach or you're not allowed to eat,
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: is that no doubt, it takes away from that.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: You don't want to take three minutes out schedule on
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: top of that.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: So I also I did ask his dad as Tyler
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: ever like disappointed you, you know, let you down.
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: So currently, So one of the things that Tyler did
• 16:34
  Speaker 8: when he was younger, dad still annoys me to the
• 16:36
  Speaker 8: States to no end, was well, I believe he was
• 16:39
  Speaker 8: working at the Woody Show when he first started, and
• 16:43
  Speaker 8: he wanted to buy a truck and he's kind of
• 16:45
  Speaker 8: hinted about it, and I said, no, you're not buying
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: a truck.
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: We got the car. That's what you can afford, live
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: within your means.
• 16:52
  Speaker 8: So he comes home with a nice brand new truck
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: that he leased and set up. But and that was
• 16:59
  Speaker 8: the beginning of his troubles, way beyond his means. And
• 17:02
  Speaker 8: he found that out that for about a year year
• 17:04
  Speaker 8: and now, but I was just so mad. I just
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: wanted to just kill, just to strangle it. And so
• 17:11
  Speaker 8: I had to help bail him out to get out
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: of that mess. And it took him a few years
• 17:16
  Speaker 8: to pay that off back to me. But uh, as
• 17:19
  Speaker 8: a dad, you just can't fix stupid.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: So just leave you with that.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: And that does he know that's how you became.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: He is very well aware that is the origin of
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: the He supports it too.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: And it's like we we thought, like, oh, this guy
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: has gone through life without any guidance, but he has.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: But he just ignored it.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can you get for folks who are fresh, can
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: you give the quick numbers on what that truck lease was?
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Oh god, it was six hundred a month, and then
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: the insurance on top of that, I think was like
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: another two hundred. Sook know, the the total the total package,
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: the term limit.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: It was six hundred a month for I believe six
• 17:58
  Speaker 7: years at least. Yeah, Yeah, it was a least.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: At least yeah, which you know, apparently that is the norm. Now,
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: So I was just because he does heavy construction outside.
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah wait no, he didn't need to and it made
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: more of than minimum wage and.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: He just can't fix stupid.
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: Also, we now know exactly what Tyler is going to
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: sound like in thirty.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, exact same boy.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: And unfortunately his dad had something really nice to say
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: to him.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: Just record that.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: He does love that Tyler has followed his passion in
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: you know, wanting to pursue what he does now, and
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: he supports that, so he's.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Happy that he's doing that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: That was cool, but it was a It was a
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: lovely dinner and I hope to be having some more
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: dinners with some actual listeners. So on my Instagram later
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: at mens uh just follow there and I'll have some
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: instructions and maybe we can hang out at Lazy Dog together.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Fun, good times.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: My parents had a blast. They loved menas, so it's
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: like cool, everything worked out.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna give the sub disappointed your dad's.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Do you really have a good relationship with your dad
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: if you don't disappoint him at least once?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, okay, maybe we got more Woody show coming up.
• 19:12
  Speaker 8: You just can't fix stupid.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: The Woodie Show, right, now I got a pop quiz
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: for menace. All right, quick name Tyler's.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Brothers, Yeah, Josh, Jacob, Okay, jesse, H, John and Turn Yeah.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: All right. Well, every year the Social Security Administration they
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: released the most popular baby names throughout the country. The
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: most recent one is the top picks for twenty twenty
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: five and some old favorites. So Olivia still the top
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: name for girls for the seventh year in a row.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Liam number one for boys for the ninth year in
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: a row. But the SSA also tracks all the most
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: unpopular names, so these are babies that are uh ten
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: or fewer babies that have these names. The least popular
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: name for girls Tsunami, Maybeline, Eureka, infant girl, I love
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: that barretta poem. Yeah that's kind of cool.
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: I like Bretta, badass girl, Jinx Mattel, and then not
• 20:23
  Speaker 11: Zoe but Zowie.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: This is the greatest list because you know, it's just
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: the trashiest idiot complet seventeen year old is like, oh yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Get out luxury oh.
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: And a tone so she was a mistake.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: And then for the boys, the least popular boy names,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Howdy Opa.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Brewster, Bretta.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: This could have been a name of one of Tyler's brothers.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: Three three Yeah, three, Matrix Chaos. Oh yeah, these are
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: dad's dream and that they're kid's a badass, Demon, nice, Billion,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Ferrari Anchor, Trigger, Trigger, and Tarzan noise. Yeah. So those
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: are your most unpopular baby names for five.
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: I mean we have to consider some of those.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ferrari, bd, Demon and billions.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: It's fast forward to twenty years. This is a headline,
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Tarzan Joe arrested.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Right, Love Love, We're back here on the Woody Show,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Greg Gory, Menie Gina, she's got your headlines. Well.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: The family of Perez Hilton is speaking out after his
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: mental breakdown and self harm video on TikTok. His family
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: and team posted a message to his website saying that
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: Perez is getting medical care and that they're all focused
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: on his well. They said that they'll share updates if
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: and when they're able to, but for now they're asking
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: for privacy, you know, pretty standard stuff. And his podcast
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: partner Co's Booker from The Booker and Striker Show here
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: on Alt nine eight seven in the afternoons, he also
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: spoke out, saying pretty much what the family said and
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: adding that the podcast is obviously TVD at the moment.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: And as for the original TikTok stream that started all this,
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: the video was up for at least fifteen minutes before
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: it was taken down. TikTok said it was due to
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: a moderator error that caused a delay and shutting down
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: the live stream after the automated mods system flagged it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, fIF I think fifteen minutes is reasonable.
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought that was actually pretty fat.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: I don't suspect TikTok to be like, oh, what's Perez Hill? Yeah, oh,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: prillion guys going on. But it did.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: But it did automated like get flagged right away. Just
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: took a little bit for somebody to actually get to it.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: And a Hawaiian Democratic congressional candidate has gone viral after
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: a video saw this. He got photo with the He
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: got his ass rocked yesterday throwing down at the beach.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: His name is Krill Basin, and it all started because
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: he had a problem. It all started because he had
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: a problem with where another group of people had put
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: their stuff on the beach, and it just got crazier
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: from there.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: I told him, if he wants to go on to
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: the hop, come here. I'm a child on forty five
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: years old.
• 23:36
  Speaker 12: Scrapping chair thrower, thanks loving, yeah, saying wake up.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I still don't get what it's even going on.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: So basically they were fighting about where they put their
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: stuff and the music was too loud and all this stuff.
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: Well he's a congressional candidate. He went nuts.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Yes, So that's that's the thing is. I was kind
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: of afraid of this when I was very briefly almost
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: running for city council. Is because this guy, he's a wacko.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: He was never seriously to be a member of Congress,
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: but you tag that title on it. Yet now he
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: is screwed forever exactly. Every time you look watching you
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: know what. Not fair, not true. I just looked up
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: as getting name and I got something actually from May
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: of this hold on, I'm getting there.
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is not where it started, by the way,
• 24:25
  Speaker 6: and he was woken up and he took off, but
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: the group was he was fighting with did call the cops.
• 24:30
  Speaker 6: They came and arrested him. He's facing two felony charges
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: of terroristic threatening, including one where he threatened the other
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: guy with a knife. And by the way, as I
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: think Sea West was getting to he was also arrested
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: in May after he allegedly pulled a gun on someone
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: after storming a government building. So he's super cool, totally stable.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Hope he represents Hawaii. And there's been another wave of
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: people getting sick from fast food. This time we're back
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: to good old Chipotle. The company announced that they removed
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: all their hollow pinos, which I haven't been there that often,
• 25:02
  Speaker 6: but I don't even remember there being halopenos at Chipotle.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: Probably died in the yeah, and replaced them with one
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: from another supplier. After the halapenos were linked to over
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: one hundred cases of Selmoniller's. All the cases were in Minnesota,
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: so at least it's not widespread, but still Chipotle said
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: they made the switch just out of caution. There's also
• 25:21
  Speaker 6: over one hundred cases in Colorado, but the FDA has
• 25:24
  Speaker 6: not confirmed that that's from Chipotle. That could just be
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: a totally separate jalapeno incident. And the Zach Brown Band,
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: they have a lot of new diehard fans after their
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: performance at Fenway Park the other night, so the band
• 25:37
  Speaker 6: wanted to celebrate their fifteenth straight sold out show at Fenway,
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: and right before they played their song same Boat Zach
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: had an announcement for the crowd.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: This is the biggest giveaway in history, Ladies, a gentleman
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: tier to night and play my part.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: I'm buying every.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Single person here a cremis for two people all the
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: boat rad that's the coolest socking, Oprah, and.
• 26:03
  Speaker 6: Thirty seven thousand people there and they're all getting free cruises.
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: In case you're wondering that adds up to well, you
• 26:09
  Speaker 6: want to guess how much money that would add up
• 26:11
  Speaker 6: to seven thousand thousand cruises?
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: Well, okay, let's be careful because the brand manners these
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: are Margaritaville, Oh Sea Bass.
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: Would you just stop mowing the lawn I was down there.
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: That changes the amount of cost marya.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Villat see right, Okay, that's.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Still that's important.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: The number thank you cises.
• 26:34
  Speaker 13: Two seven million, thirty seven.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I can't he doesn't pay for twelve million.
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Say, I'm gonna say like it was maybe the cruises
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: like eight hundred and fifty dollars each thirty seven a
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: three day weekend.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: Or thing you're using out a calculator and he's like
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: got a PowerPoint present.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot on the lines.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Is like three hundred million or me. Everybody.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: Everybody is way off in every direction. It's a value
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: of about forty million dollars. And yes, that's on the
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: Margaritaville at Sea during U select sailings next year, I
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: follow this woman who goes on the worst everything, like
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: the worst hotel, the worst cruise, the worst and so yes,
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: she has been on the Margarita Ville at Sea.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: That's the worst.
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's really it seems all it seems I depending on.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: What you're expecting Carnival. I've gone to the Margarita Hotel.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: Margaritaville hotels are fine. Yeah, yeah, the Margarita Hill and
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Times Squares great.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: There's not a lot going on, there's not a lot
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: to do with The food is mid which it is
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: on a lot of ships. But Carnival does have a
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: lot happening, like a lot of entertainment fights fights, theater fights,
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: dinner fights.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: And I have no idea Zach Brown was popular enough
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: to do how many full shows?
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: Fifteen?
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Dude, he's yeah, yeah, we're seeing him in a country
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I was off by on my calculations.
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: My initial calculation was thirty one million, four hundred and
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: fifty thousand.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Okay, so you were closest without going on. Get to
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: go to Margaret.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: A thirty one year old dad in Ohio has been
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: arrested and a lot of people are rallying around this guy.
• 28:30
  Speaker 6: So listen to the story and tell me where you land.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: Here's what happened. The dad and his wife found out
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: found a video of a dude sexually assaulting their eleven
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: year old daughter at their home. So dad took matters
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: into his own hands. He posed this as the daughter
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: on TikTok to get this douche to come back. The
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: plan worked, the guy came back and that's when dad
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: pulled a gun out and shot the guy twice. The
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: cops were called and the dad told them that he
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: initially just planned to beat the guy up, but he
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: thought he saw him reaching for a gun, so he
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: pulled out his gun and fired the a hold did live,
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: but was taken to jail and indicted by a grand jury,
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: but the dad was also arrested in charge with felony assault.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: Tons of people now demanding he be let go. He's
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: still in jail with a seventy thousand dollars bond.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: How say you, I'm telling you assaults a pretty good
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: charge for shooting somebody here. That's they're definitely letting him
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: off the lot.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: That one.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: That's the slap on the risk, right, because that's very
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: easily attempted murderer. Yeah, for sure, especially premeditated where you're
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: luring the guy there, right.
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was just gonna beat him up.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: I mean emotionally obviously, I'm a big fan of Vigilanti.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, same, but legally he said it all. I like
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: self defense, right, I like how.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: He said he reached for the gun he was coming
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: right for So that's that's a good one, totally, Team Dad.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, we will see what happens with him, and
• 29:44
  Speaker 6: we will be all eyes on Ohio and that's what's
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: going on.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: All right, Thank you, No Woody Show. Welcome back to
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show on a Thursday morning, back Monday, by
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: the way, just in f YI and see best. What
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: were you wondering, you said, Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a photos to remind you. But if
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: you noticed, we had a sign put up, oh I
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: don't know, maybe a month ago in the courtyard outside
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: the office. It was warning us that there are coyotes
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: in the area.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Wow, you did say that?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: No, really, but I see animals in that area, cootes
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: out not in the courtyard but outside the courtyard like
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: super early in the morning. Yeah, raccoons, and you guys
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: hear that sign's been out.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I saw the sign. I didn't stop to read it,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: but I mean I saw the job. I saw the
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: gist of it. Coyotes in area.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: So I meant, well, I actually I thought was the
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: case everything coyotes an area warning. There have been signings
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: of kadies in the air. That's true. And I meant
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: is there are four tips about what to do when
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: you see at kyote. Get read those for us.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Don't feed the coyotes or leave food out right, don't
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: approach or turn your back or run away it's okay. Yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: and then uh walk dogs on a short leash.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Correct, Oh, we shouldn't have dogs here. But yees carrying
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: noise makers? Oh in always haze. I mean that just
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: I think that means yell at them, basically like fraternity hazing. Yeah,
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: it's and below that. It's got the thing to do.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: So if you see a kyote, besides doing all those
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: things which have little little little like stick figure graphics
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: that you're supposed to say something.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: It says get big, get loud, and shout go away coyote,
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: because you know they.
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: Understand you could say literally anything.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: So we've been like, as you can see there, even
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: though we didn't read it, this is a funny sign,
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: like those are some pretty silly things. So I also
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: saw this sign like a month ago, and I said
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: to myself, what if I just made some slight adjustments
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: to the sign, Okay, so to improve it? Right, So, Greg,
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: since I don't think MENA is going to be good
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: at like spotting the differences, necessarily, if you could kind
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: of read the news sign that which I which I
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: put up four or five days ago. By the way
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I put this, I gently taped this over the existing
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: yard signs eighteen by twenty four yard signed size, and
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: so so you could you could tear this off.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: And Greg, yours is far more enterting. Okay, Okay, I
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: see coyotes an area girl morning, there are fierce coyotes
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: up in this piece. Do not feed the coyotes or
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: leave food out. The first four all the same, you
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: can get okay, Okay, Then the carry noise maker show
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: them your butt as a sign of dominance.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: That's a little stick figure if somebody shows.
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Somebody leaning over and here's a stick figure of a
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: guy holding up stuff in his hands, show them a
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: card trick to confused though jokes, right, yeah, and when
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: so what you see when? You should get big, get
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: loud and shout out, coyote. I ain't scurt you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: So I put that up four or five days ago
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: just because the mess are just still the same. The
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: information is still getting out there.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Essentially, right.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: But I walked up or I came up the elevator
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: this morning, and not only was my cute and funny
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: sign removed, the whole original sign was gonna tell so now.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: There, Now we are going to get attacked by coyotes.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Oh no, no, So I'm curious number one, and well,
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I think the most likely thing is, we know how
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: boring and awful this security is here. We they'd shut
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: down our beer bong off the roof attempt. They shut
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: down me parking my cyber truck here when I first
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: got it. There are a bunch of loser dopes who
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: work at this office. So I think that's the most
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Now that I've been asking you guys, do you think
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: that's the most likely that somebody looked at it was like, hey, yes, yeah,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: this is not okay.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but not only like you said, is all the
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: pertinent information still on it? But I assume that's the
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: original QR code. And yes it was provided by the
• 33:40
  Speaker 6: local Animals animal shelter. And if you said coyote, I skirt,
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: you would have the same result as go away coyote.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: Thank you?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Was the sign the same size?
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Oh it was, you can kind of see. I took
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: a photo, but like again it's it's exactly eighteen by
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: twenty four, exactly the same coloring. It was designed to
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: blame because it lasted for four or five days. Yeah,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: and again I very I didn't like. I didn't take
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: the old sign of throw it away, take it over
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: the front, so you could just in five seconds you
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: would take it off and peel mint away.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: And if any word on your sign caught my eye,
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: I would be more absolute, would be more likely to
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: read the sign because I didn't read the other one.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: How long is the sign here in total? Before you're
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: probably two addition, probably.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I saw it, I just didn't read it. But this
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: gives credence to one of my complaints to the highest
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: mukeety muck in this building. When we had them on
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: and told them issues around the building. The front door
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: of the lobby was broken and it always stayed open,
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: and I said coyotes could walk right in, and that
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: was met with a lot of like.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Oh please, because he doesn't come. Because then the reason
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: that is is because of the the temperature differences cause
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: an air pressure, so essentially that during certain a certain
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: times of the year, that door just blows open. The
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: magnets don't catch it to close.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: It, and that's inviting coyotes to I.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Have I have seen inside here, but I've seen them
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: out on the patty of the porch, like around the
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: outside of that area. I've seen them down the street
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: at the off at the hospital. Kyties do be up
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: in this piece, they cal.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: And you got to let them know you're not scared.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I've seen skunkson here too.
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: Again, I saw deer in the courtyard. In the courtyard, Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: it's badass.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: They get there because they can walk right through the
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Where are the deer on the main street next to
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: the court, Well, they're down in that park, the cemetery
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: down the street.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: They're up in the hills.
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: Well, you guys just know that things might move at
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: a glacial pace, but eventually they do get taken care of.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: Remember the rose pen in the front lobby that was,
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: you know, causing a lot of disruption. You know how
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: we're not supposed to have like trinkets and everything. We
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: had the super classy, big giant pen with a big
• 35:47
  Speaker 6: pink synthetic rose.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: That was a project.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, well that was how many months ago and it
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: is finally gone.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: That day.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: The highest authority to get this penry move.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: My guess is there has been a personnel change up
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: at the front desk, and I think that was a
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: personal artifact from the person who left, and they took
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: it with them.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: When they left.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: That's what I think.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so yeah, full of we get we get right
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: on it, and we're just.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Doing the wrong things all the time, not having fun.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Nothing changes until something changes, that's what they say exactly.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: So we are back on the Woody Show. Everybody here
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: except for Woody and Jeff g We're gonna be back
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: on Mondays. Has anybody checked in with them or having not?
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: We texted a little yesterday. They look like they're having fun.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: I mean I would imagine.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: So yeah, to be fair, that's what this radio conference
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: is for is to have fun, not actually learning.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: They're like sitting at a school desk.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: This is not a slam on them whatsoever. They are
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: the sages at this conference, the Elder states, except that
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: there are still any people trying to enter radio, which
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: I doubt, but you know they're there to kind of
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: spread knowledge and network. Yeah.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: I mean last one it was in Austin, So that's
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: why I went because it was an actual fun city
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: other than Cleveland. Yeah, and yeah, it's just the best
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: time just hanging out with your peers. And it's weird
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: to see, Oh yeah, people actually pay attention to what
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: you do, because we just come here and we think, like,
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: you know, no one's paying attention. Of course our listeners do,
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: but like within our industry, oh nobody. Yeah, like no
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: one cares what we're doing.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Well. Last week, when Woody and Jeff were here, I
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: made a comment that I said kind of flippantly, and
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: then I, of course, as I always do, I obsessed
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: over it for the entire week. And the claim I
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: made was that the meaning of life is simply to
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: make things esthetically pleasing. And it was not even sarcastic,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: and the more I thought about it, the more I
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: think I might be factually correct that the meaning of
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: life is to make things esthetically please. The gay meaning
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: of life, Greg No, this is the meaning of life
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: for everybody, because think about it just in general terms.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Why do we care about things like curb appeal? Why
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: do we care what our house looks like because we
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: want it to be esthetically pleasing to passers by? Why
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: do we focus on what we wear? If we didn't
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: want things to be aesthetically pleasing, we could simply.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Wear trash bags.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Trash bags exactly gena. See you agree. Why do we
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: care what our hair looks like? Why do we get
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: our haircut? Why do women wear makeup? Why do men manscape?
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Why do men shave? It's to be aesthetically pleasing. Why
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: do we hang artwork on walls? Why not just have
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: bare walls? Who cares if you know? Because the meaning
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: of life is to make things aesthetically please, I'll even
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: help you.
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: They say that babies are like physiologically structured to look adorable,
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: so we'll want to take care of them exactlytically please.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: That's why they're cute. They got the big eyes. The puppies,
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: same thing. Cave men we're talking the prehistoric days. They
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: even painted the walls of their caves with primitive artwork.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Who cares what a cave looks like. I'll tell you
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: who cave men care. They wanted things to be.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: Aesthetically plea They were telling a story. I don't disagree.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I don't disagree with you, Greg, but I think Gene
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: is hitting on op in there. That was more to
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: like describe, like this is how the hunt went, and
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: this look at what I gad, sure, but it's still
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: check it out. I went over to kill buffalo, but
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: nobody wants a.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Bare rock wall.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I know they made it look good.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: Also, Madas you're a big audio visual guy, why do
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: you care about the quality of the Christmas of your
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: screen and how good the picture quality is? You want
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: it to be aesthetically pleasing. Yes, why do you care
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: when you go out to a car dealership what color
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: of the car is? You say, Oh, I want it
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: in silver or I want it in blue, because you
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: want it to be aesthetically pleasing to you. True, that's
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: why we're alive, that's why we're on this earth. People
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: who say the meaning of life is family, that might
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: be true, But why do you care about what your
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: baby wears. Why would you care? Why do you care
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: about how their nursery is decorated? Because you want it
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: to be aesthetically pleasing. That's the meaning of life. We
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: mow our lawns, we make our beds, we decorate the
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: house for Christmas, Sammy, Yes, just because it's December. You
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: want your house to look a certain.
• 40:18
  Speaker 13: Way, right, but because I want it to make me
• 40:20
  Speaker 13: feel a certain way.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: So aesthetically pleasing, yes, but I think also a form
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: of almost self expression and a feeling that you are
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: trying to invoke in yourself in others.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Right, but if it didn't look by what means? Visual means,
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: visual means.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We use flowers at weddings. You were just at
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: a wedding. I'm assuming they had flowers because they look nice. Right,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: They're not gonna live forever, They're not necessarily valuable, but
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: they look good and it invokes a feeling, and that's
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: the meaning of life. We buy needless things like Stanley
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: mugs in different colors, which you specifically said to different
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: you know, like, oh, I already have a Stanley mug,
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: but I had to have that pink one.
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: It's so bad to have, well, I have to have
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: ones for different seasons so that the feeling of the
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: season is appropriate.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Right, it looks good with the season, and how does
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: it invoke that feeling by the way it looks true?
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Greg, Again, I'm not disagreeing with you, but the evolutionary
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: biologist in me would say, well, the reason you know
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: things like haircuts, make up, et cetera, shaving, all that
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: stuff is to show that you are a clean mate,
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: That you are because you because the ultimate purpose of
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: life is really only to reproduce. The reproduce to get
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: your genes to contain and all the things you discussed
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: clean lawns, you know, pleasant looking things, they flower, things
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: that make you feel safe and content are designed to
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: show that Look, I am a provider. My genes are good.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Look what I can do for you woman, Look at
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: my Look at clean house. But look at the words
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: you just said show look right, it's not with your
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: ears your mouth right right, right, But but demonstrating my
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: the quality of my genetics. That's where that's where it goes.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Back to that true and I'm not disagreeing with you
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: at all. The the purpose of life, that might be
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: the purpose of life, the meaning of life, the meaning
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: of life. There is no correct answer, although I do
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: believe it's to make things aesthetically pleasing, even old timey castles.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: You were just in the castle menace, A beautiful castle,
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: A beautiful castle. They use like draperies for insulation. Everything
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: was ornate, The furniture was all hand carved. Why because
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: we didn't look at it. No, because that's all we did,
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: was look at Because there's no television exactly. And it's
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: human nature that we just want things to look nice.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: We prefer hotels that are nice. We fantasize about winning
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: the lottery, why so we can buy bigger, nicer houses, nicer,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: more attractive cars, bigger diamond rings. Morgan, Hello, do you
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: want to lame dumb diamond ring? When you eventually get
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: engaged to you and then you sit there and we
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: like tropical islands with scattered palm trees here and there.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: You don't want to go to some vast wasteland that
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: just happens to have a dirty water there.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: You want it to look so greg The next time
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: someone says to you when you complain about trash and
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: graffiti and unkept loss, why you care?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Because I care? Because it's the meaning alive. And then
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna look at this then the opposite side, Where
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: are aesthetics totally overlooked? Where do they make zero point
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: zero effort to offer any esthetic?
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Prison?
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Prison? Prison? They make no effort to make anything look nice.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Obviously it's a safety issue. You can't have decor that
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: you can turn into a shank or whatever. But they're
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: don't put plants. They don't care about what paint color
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: they're using. My high school used handy down paints from prison,
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: and I can tell you it's ugly. It's ugly. They
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: don't care about aesthetics in prison, And in prison, what
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: don't you have? There're no meaning of life in prison.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: If you have a life sentence, what's the point of
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: that life? Not much?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: Not much lunch and dinner.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: So that's my meaning off And I realized it after
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: a week of pontificating and thinking about it. I think
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: I'm right. I think I'm right. Hell, maybe you disagree,
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: but maybe Gina has her own meaning.
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: But I do You've really give me a lot to
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: think about it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I might be right. Let's find out what
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: yours is? The Woodie show. I've never told you guys
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: this before. But I'm kind of death obsessed and I'm
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: kind of money oubsessed. And there's this silly and it's
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: very silly online poll that asked how many inches of
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: your height are you willing to lose for money? So
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: they pulled forty seven hundred people zero and the results.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Out of four thy seven hundred people, nineteen percent said
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: they would give up two inches of height for three
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: hundred thousand bucks. O.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: No, nah, that doesn't seem like good trade.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: Nine percent of people would give up four inches of
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: their height for seven hundred and fifty grand. Sixteen percent
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: said they would give up six inches if they got
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: two and a half million bucks, and then four percent
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: said they would give up eight inches of their height
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: if it meant they could get seven million dollars, And
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: then thirty percent would be willing to give up ten
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: inches for fifty million bucks.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Be illegal image, Well.
• 45:13
  Speaker 13: I guess it depends on how tall you are. I mean,
• 45:15
  Speaker 13: like I would be willing to lose two inches? What's
• 45:17
  Speaker 13: five feet to four ten?
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah? A lot?
• 45:21
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: You ain't even go in all the rides in amusement
• 45:23
  Speaker 6: parks if you're a.
• 45:24
  Speaker 13: Girl who's five eight and you drop to five feet.
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah for girls, it doesn't really.
• 45:30
  Speaker 13: Yeah, it's much different.
• 45:31
  Speaker 6: I would do it in a million an inch Okay,
• 45:34
  Speaker 6: that would be my way.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I might be right. I'd do half a million for
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: one inch, but no more than one inch almost six feet,
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: like five to eleven. But I slouched like crazy, so
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: like five to five and Mario's like six one and
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: a half maybe six to two. Guys, Yeah, I don't
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: want to be that much shorter. Yeah, and then in
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: my clothing budget would increase because I couldn't wear his
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: stuff and could take all that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Could you make how much would you would you give
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: up for him to lose to get down to your height?
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Oh god, you could pay me ten grand to make.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: In my head it would rule I'm so much shorter
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: than him. Is a show a Woody d Jeff g
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: will be back on Monday. In the meantime here at
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: the Woody Show and fresh off my Uh, what I
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: think is was a list of facts, to be honest,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: the meaning of light. I think you nailed this just
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: to be aesthetically pleasing.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: I was looking on to see if there are other
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: famous people others besides Greg Gory, famous who said that
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: aesthetic is the meaning of life? Did he in Westwood?
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Well, Jacobs, there you go.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: Oh yes, Coco Chanel, Oh, I can't argue with her.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Alexander McQueen, nice, I have something in common Dena of Biaga,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: This guy Fuco, famous philosopher.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, all right, clothing designers and a philosopher, I think,
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: But where am I wrong? I don't think you're wrong.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: I just have a different, a different take on it.
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: But I do like yours, and you have broadened my horizons.
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: I think there's a reason that the old adage is
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: variety is the spice of life. Variety is the meaning
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: of life. To try as many new things as possible,
• 47:20
  Speaker 6: to go to as many new places as possible, to
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: meet as many different kinds of people, to taste as
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: many different kinds of flavors, to step outside your comfort
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: zone as much as you can. I believe somebody who
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: loves staying home, well, I don't think maybe he doesn't
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: know the meaning of life. I believe anecdotally that people
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: are smarter, calmer, have better senses of humor. All those
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: people are just better when they've experienced more than someone
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: who never leaves their house, and again I fing love
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: my house, but under that same umbrella, a variety, to
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: get to know as many different types of people as possible,
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: I believe is the meaning of life. First of all,
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: people are not meant to be alone. Nobody's an island.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: I love being alone, but I don't want to be
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: alone forever. You know, you love being a hermit. I
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: love being a hermit. But you've got to find your community.
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: Doesn't have to be your family, it doesn't have to
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: be people you live next to, but you've got to
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: find people who understand you, who understand you, who you
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: have common interest with. That is a big part of
• 48:27
  Speaker 6: the meaning of life to me. Also, it feels like,
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: you know, is oh, the world's never been more divided,
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: and we've been through like how many world wars, but
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: like it's pretty divided. And it's really easy to hate
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: someone when you never leave your house or never get
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: to know anybody. But once you meet them and you
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: see their humanity, it is way harder to hate them.
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: And if you still hate them, you have a good reason.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: Like if you really got to know someone and they suck,
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: like I believe you completely, so at least try to
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: get out of your comfort zone, because I do believe
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: that that is the meaning of life.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Sometimes the more you get to know somebody, the less.
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. And then I got no problem
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: with you. But the more you see other people's humanity,
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: and the more the more cultures, the more places, the
• 49:10
  Speaker 6: more things that you visit, like they what is the phrase,
• 49:13
  Speaker 6: the world expands and contracts according to your courage, you know,
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: so like the more the more variety you give yourself.
• 49:22
  Speaker 6: I do believe that that is the meaning of it.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: I'll just keep on sharing the same stories every day.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, right, live that meaningless life.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: What about you, man, I think the meaning of life
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: is to have drive, but not to care. I think
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: we put a lot of pressures on ourselves all the time.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: And just I don't know, just I've figured out later
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: in life that And honestly it doesn't matter, you know,
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: you at least try to, you know, to do something.
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: But if it doesn't pan out, it's okay. You're gonna live,
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: you know, like if you if you get fired from
• 49:59
  Speaker 4: that job, it's not the end of the world.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Like you'll be all right, you know.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: And also making things less about you and there's this
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: interview that Jimmy Iveen did that I found fascinating. He's
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: and it was pretty much like a two hour interview
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: and all he said was to be of service to
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: others and good things will happen to you. And I
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: strongly believe that if you make things about other people,
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I think good things will happen for you regardless. And
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: he's a billionaire, so you know, And it was just
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: like him just like helping other people in their careers,
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: like just made him bigger and bigger and bigger and
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: bigger instead of just focusing it just being about yourself
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: and not caring about others. I just think being of
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: service for others is worked out for me. I think
• 50:54
  Speaker 4: it just like just you know, helping out other people
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: when they need it. And it's I don't know, good
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: things happened to me.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: So you do service a lot of people?
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah I do, but yeah, just not caring a Nike,
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: just just going for.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: It, Okay, Sammy get philosophical.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, mine's not too far if I wouldn't say from
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: both Gina and Menace, but I think that it is
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: connecting with people is the meaning of life, and to
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: also be paying attention to our surroundings, what's happening around us,
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: and who we're coming into contact with, because I think
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: we are supposed to learn from other people and we're
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: all supposed to We're supposed to take what we learn
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: and help other people with it, so something might happen
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: in life, Like we see these stories where there's like
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: a girl who was ten years old two weeks ago,
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: you know, learned about tsunamis in school, and then she's
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: on the beach and a tsunamis about to happen and
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: notices it and everyone rushes off the beach because she
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: was in a situation where she learned that, she retained
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: it and she helped others with that information.
• 51:55
  Speaker 13: So I think it is learning and connecting and.
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: Sort of helping each other, not staying silent if you
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: know something, see something, because I think that be something.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: Well yeah, but I do think that we are also
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: used to we see stuff on the news that's not
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: in our reality. We don't know how biased some of
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: it is, and we keep to ourselves and you see
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: something and you walk by and you don't say anything,
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: you don't help people, And I think that's becoming more
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: common in our society than.
• 52:21
  Speaker 10: It used to be.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Best says always called the cops when you see something.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: But if someone has a flat tire and you have
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: the knowledge and know how to change a flat tire,
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: you can help that person, and you again, you might
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: have something to do. It doesn't mean you're a bad
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: person by driving by. But we're supposed to help each
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: other with our knowledge and by taking action.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Is what I But we got so jaded that if
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: you see somebody with a flat tire, you think, oh.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: This is a scam, get one over on me exactly.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: And I think that's a problem because we're supposed to
• 52:52
  Speaker 5: help each other and we're moving so far.
• 52:54
  Speaker 13: Away from that.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: I see a woman who's not smiling, I say, hey, girl, smile.
• 52:59
  Speaker 6: That says be pretty if you smile.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: I'm helping her. I'm providing seeing something. I'm saying, you're
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: being of service.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: And you get philosophical, Well I have.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: And this is actually just came up recently. And I
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be a Sea Best segment without mentioning Elon Musk
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: And he said, what what is common for? Like he
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: said this, and uh, like, uh, what's his face in
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: the wheelchair of hawking? Hawking said this, what's his face,
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: That the universe, that finding out about the universe is
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: our purpose in life, like the universe is and it's not,
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: and that the universe is the answer is the way
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: they put it. And all we do is to find
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: is to keep asking the.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: What is that?
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Then?
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Is you actual?
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: Where the where?
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: The question? The universe is the answer, et cetera, et cetera.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I think it's closer to what men has said. This
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: is what people like. Actually Einstein said that about the
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: meaning of life is to help other people. Mlka said this,
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: you know all mother trees, et cetera, et cetera. However,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: there's a giant caveat because to use the best analogy
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: of all time, guess who thought he was helping other people?
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Oh no, exactly, but you could fill in this guess
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: So you can fill in the blank with any bad
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: dude of all time. Tethy McVeigh, Paul Pott, Chairman, mao,
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: it's Stalin Lennon. All these people thought they were helping
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: other people. It led to millions, if not hundreds of
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: millions of people suffering and dying. The city councilman who says, well,
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: we really need to separate your compost ways from they
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: think they're helping other people, which goes back to MENACE's point,
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: truly helping other people like Jimmy Ivy and who I've
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: heard some of his stuff too, he's a businessman and
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: people only like, how you know you're actually helping other
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: people is when they come to you for help, not
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: when you're forcing it down their throats or first forcing
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: them on a Cambodian death march, to go back to
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: that analogy. So there's there's that's that's the why stories
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: are so interesting and why the great villains all time
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: always think. You know, the Joker thinks he's doing the
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: right he's the hero. You know, they all think. So
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: you might be thinking you're doing you might be thinking
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: you're I'm doing the right thing, I'm helping people, I'm
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm feeling I'm fulfilling the meaning of life, and
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: you're actually the most evil person in the world.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Right, So what you're saying is there's a huge difference
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: between objectively just helping something rights and subjectively thinking of
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: changing the way I feel like this is this is
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: what I want to do.
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: But no, you look outside yourself, have you know a
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: little bit more.
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: This is why well and also what Cevest said I
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: I agree with too. It's to find out about the
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: universe because at the end of the day, we're just
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: ants totally. We were just a little ants, and if
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: we can help figure out what these little ants are
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: doing on this rock, that would be great.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Which goes back to Elon. That's why he wants to
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: go to Mars. Okay, his because his like isn't. It
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: isn't to get nice cars, no offense of Gregg. His
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: doesn't to buy nice things. That's I want everything he does.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: I want to make humanity better and help them find
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: out more about the world.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Mind blown, Yeah, this rule, let's go do ayahuasca.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: No, I feel like an idiot.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: This is normally the time that Jeff g would be
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: doing sports, but since Jeff is not here today, we
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: have something sports adjacent, A sport that gets no mentions ever.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: Women's cycling. Oh, they're caught up in this weird new
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: scandal involving padded bras. So really it's an alleged trick
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: known as chest fairing. It involves patting your bra to
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: increase your bus size, your boobies and change how the
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: air flows around the body resistance and that supposedly cuts
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: down on drags. So according to experts, if you have
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: a smaller chest, it can create kind of an air
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: pocket right near the stomach and slightly slow the rider down.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought it'd be the other way around because
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: me too.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Think of like the front of a plane almost comes
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: to like a point, and if you have big boobs,
• 56:49
  Speaker 6: it kind of slides off into you like a wall.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Right, that's hilarious.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: And there's a professor of aerodynamics who said that chest
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: fairing could actually reduce drag by up to three point
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: six or set, which might sound tiny, but that's a
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: sport where the smallest margins matter, so it's seen as
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: an unfair advantage. And the trend got first reported last
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: month by this newspaper, Dutch newspaper caused a stir in
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: the women's cycling world.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: It's hilarious because you think of like the fifties, they
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: would wear things called the bullet bras, so your boobs
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: looked like they came to a point, like two little missiles.
• 57:23
  Speaker 13: Those would be great for this.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: And then on Tuesday, Cyclistic this year's Tour de France
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: had their clothing specially checked. Unclear if any padding was found,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: but organizers clearly want to discourage.
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: Chest Fairy if they'll get implants because of this, because
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: do you remember the men's skiers during the Olympics because
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: they were padding, Yeah, that area for the aerodynamics and
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: then they I think started getting injections because you can't
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: really right, there's no padding with that.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Interesting to follow the story.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, we will definitely follow this story. First show show,
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones and go to Christina in Pasadena. Christina,
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: it's up.
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: Why are you guys?
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I missed Snoop because I needed to call you guys.
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you knew that you were listening for Snoop
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: to win a trip to the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Ya,
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: you're going. It's happening. You did it. It's in Vegas
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: next month, September eighteenth and nineteenth. Snoop will be there, Weezer, Muse, Benson, Boone,
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: Major Laser, there's tons more. Christina. You're going Friday night,
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: which is sold out. You're going Saturday night as well.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: We're gonna fly you and.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: A friend there back and forth, and you know what,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: We're not gonna make you sleep on the street. You
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: can put you up at Resorts World for a couple
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: of nights as well. So this is like trip.
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: I want to give you a big hot.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: I mean there are cool tunnels in Vegas you can sleep.
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, there's people a.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: Lot of people do that went for you.
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: So congrats, Christina. You going to the iHeartRadio Music Festival
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: courtesy of The Woody Show. And we have another chance
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: tomorrow morning. So eight o'clock hour is when we're doing
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: it tomorrow. We're gonna play any song by Muse, whatever
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: song we decide to play by mus and you could
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: be just like Christina and head off to the iHeartRadio
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: Music Festival.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: Thank you Show.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: All right, we are back here at the Woody Show.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Yes, and guys, I have to share this car ride
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: that I took a couple of weeks ago when I
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: went to SeaWorld. It was pretty crazy. Let me share
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: it with you and you tell me what you think
• 59:38
  Speaker 4: about it. So I was hanging out at SeaWorld and
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: Spicy Nacho came with me or what my wife, but
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: she stayed back at the resort because we had our
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: dogs with us. So she said, I'll meet with I'll
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: meet with you later. So she said I'll be there
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: at three o'clock, which she got there, and then we
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: were gonna go to E forty concert at the at
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: the park.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is a very infamous SeaWorld concert. Yeah forty folks,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: I don't know. He's a San Francisco area wrapper. Yeah,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: from the nineties.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: And it was we're gonna like meet up with our
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: friends around four o'clock. So we had like an hour,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: right and she gets there and go did you drive?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: And she said, yeah, I'm like, oh, man, I really
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: wanted to have some drinks at the E forty show.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: You shouldn't have drove.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 6: You're gonna get spicy.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wish you would have took a taxi or uber.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: And she goes, well, you still have time to like
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: drive the car back because we're staying at this resort,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: which is awesome. It's called like Paradise Resort. It's pretty
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: much like at the edge of the parking lot of SeaWorld.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: It's not far at all, like maybe two minutes. I go,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: you know what, I'm going to take the car back
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: and then I'll come back and meet you at four o'clock.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: So I go to the resort and it's a electric car,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: so I try to look for some chargers. There was
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: like a new charging system, so I had to like
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: download the app and like sign up for it.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: And that's one thing. I take electric vehicles if you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: aren't at a Tesla area, if there are a thousand
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: different and they always greg yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: So it was taking up a lot more time that
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: I wanted. And I'm like, okay, finally I got the
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: car charging. Everything's all good. I'm gonna request an uber.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: So I request the Uber and the Uber not getting closer.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: It's driving in the opposite direction.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh man, this sucks. Now you can't cancel her.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: It looks bad on you.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna be late, totally driving like to the airport,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: not even close to me, but from across from the resort,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: I see a taxi. Go okay, oh cool, I'm gonna
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: So I walk up to the taxi and go, are
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: you available? He goes yes, I'm available. Okay cool. So
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: I get in the taxi and I go, yeah, I'm
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: just going to Sea World. Man, I'll give you an
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: extra tip, and he goes SeaWorld. I go yeah, he goes,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: what's that. We're literally at the edge of the parking lot.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: We're in San Diego, California. You don't know what SeaWorld is?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: What that is that a code work for? Like, oh,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: what's that?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Sea World? Then no, he goes, can you type
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 3: it in my navigation for me? Okay, all right?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 4: And I want to be there on time, So okay,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: I type in the navigation and we started going there
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: and we get to the parking lot and there's a
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: little bit of traffic and I go, hey, dude, I'll
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: just pay you right here so we can save some time,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: so I can just get out of the car, and
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: how much.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: I owe you? And he goes, you can pay whatever
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: you want. What is going on?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Was this like a legit cap?
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: So I started looking around the cab and I go,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: wait a minute, there's like no signage in this car
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: that indicates that it's a cab at all. Only the
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: sight there was a sign on top, like a traditional
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: light taxi sign. But then I noticed the car.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Oh it's kind of dumpy.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Was there a meter like one of those? Nope?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Why nothing? There was a taxi nothing in it?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Right? And then.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 4: I go okay and I go, well, the uber is
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: gonna be like twenty bucks, so I'll go I'll give
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: him twenty five.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: So I type in twenty five dollars. This guy almost
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: is about to cry. He's like, oh my.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: God, thank you so much.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: This is the greatest day ever.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: Really, and then he goes, oh, thank you so much.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: And then so it gets to the part where you
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: put a tip, and then I go, well, he was
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: really excited about the twenty five dollars, I'm gonna put
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: the thirty five dollars, so I'd put thirty five dollars in.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 4: This guy almost loses his mind. He thank you so much,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: so much, thank you, oh, thank you, bless you all
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: this stuff. And then I the only thing that I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: could find in the car was a Nigerian flag. So
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, this dude is from Nigeria. I don't
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: know how long he's been in the country, but I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: looked it up and the average income for a Nigerian
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: per month is one hundred dollars. I just gave this
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: guy thirty five dollars for two minutes, so yes, of
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: course it is a big deal that I just gave
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: him thirty five dollars. But I'm like, how long have
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: you been here?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Because that thirty five dollars is not going to go
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: pretty far in America?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Right, that'll get you luck.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. But then so yeah, I got out of the cab,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: but it was a completely fake cab.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: I wonder what the background story is on that. And
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: he was chilling out at the resort for a ride.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: He was just in the parking lot. Yeah no, no, no,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: not in like a.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: Not a sactioned like taxi area or anything like that.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: But I've never gotten in a fake cab. Ever, I
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: have gotten I have gotten into wrong cars thinking it
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: was an uber, and like people have done that to
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 4: me when I had likewise, yeah, when I had a Prius,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: a black Prius, bad idea because everywhere you stopped at.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Any like, people just jump in.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 4: People just jump in, like all day long. Make sure
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 4: you're your your car's locked. But I've heard about like
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: you know, fake taxis and things like things like that,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: but people like usually like wave them down. But like
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 4: a straight up fake taxi like that, I just couldn't
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: believe it.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: The thing about fake taxis like a million years ago,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: and he lived in New York, is they would try
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 6: and get you to get in their cars. But they
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: for sure knew where they were going, like they were
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 6: really good at it.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: They just they weren't edge the edge of the parking
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: lot of SeaWorld. And then said, what would that? What
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: is SeaWorld?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: That's I'm saying, like, this guy, are we sure this
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: was his car?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: It just doesn't I don't even know if he had
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: a license or whatever.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 6: But he certainly didn't have like his picture with like
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 6: the medallion.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: That they had. I was doing all the payment stuff
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: on his phone. That is great.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 5: I wonder it was like, because he's obviously not from
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 5: the country that it's somehow people said, hey, if you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: go there and you can just drive people around and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 5: that's till you can make money when you first get there.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 13: And he thought, okay, great, and then we're like, is
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 13: it hour one day one? Maybe maybe because maybe.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: He tried to set up uber or something or didn't
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: know how, or maybe it takes time to process, and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 5: so he was like, oh, well, taxis, you don't need
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: to do all this and just like became a taxi.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 13: Even though he's not.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: And that's the thing, menace, Like if I were in
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: your shoes, I would have gotten out of there as
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: quickly as possible. But I am so mad at you
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: right now for not asking like fifteen questions because I
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: gotta know.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like, uh well I did look up, like what's
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 4: thirty five dollars in Nigerian and it's like forty one
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: thousand Nigerians.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, almost.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 6: To tears, you made this grifter's day.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: If I wanted to do this, I wouldn't even know
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: where to get the sign that says taxi to put
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: it on exactly. And if I had one, how would
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: I fix it to my car? Yeah? I am have
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: so many questions, had more, sorry.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 3: Question, I was in a rush. Yeah, I mean he
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: got me there. I'm live.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Everything's good.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Imagine his mind how much it would have been blown
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: if you showed him bang bus.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Show And I'm legit excited. I'm legit intrigued and
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: legit confused of what we're going to do next. It's
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: called Throat Goat Thursday. Yes, throat, but it sounds sexual,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: it sounds delicious.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna be a game in the room where
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: you can win a prize.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: We love the actual contestant.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're the contestants, and I brought in the throat
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: Goat master himself, Tyler, to help me with this.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Show. I'm so glad that we're back here on the
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: Woody Show. Woody and Jeff g will be back on Monday.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: But it's Greg Gory, Menace, Gina Yeah, Sea Bass, Sammy Board, Tyler,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: Benji Morgan, and probably some other people that I'm forgetting Menace.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Yes, Broatgoat Thursday. What the hell bro Goat Thursday. Well,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: we have the throat Goat himself in the studio. His
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: name is Tyler. You have done the nine by nine challenge?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: How many times? Une nine challenge? Yeah? Twice, which is
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: nine hot dogs, nine beers at a baseball game and
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: nine innings. Nice that sounds by the way. This is
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: the full like a full beer in a full hot dog.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of stadiums when they saw this was
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: catching on, they said, Oh, we're gonna do our own,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: but give you like little teeny dogs little beer.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that one's got to be pretty easy.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Ray full dogs because the beard, like you know, all
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: the carbonation.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Wow, this is a game but amongst us and you
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: guys can win a prize and what you're gonna do
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: is I gave everybody blindfolds, and you're gonna put him on,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: and Tyler is going to put something in his mouth,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: and you're gonna have to try to guess what it
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: is by asking him questions. Okay, So I'm gonna give
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 4: you a time limit, and whoever guests it first wins,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 4: and the first prize will be a hundred.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Dollars Visa gift card. So if you can put on
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: your blindfold and do we go in order asking questions,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: it's like you can just shut him out.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can shout him out. Try not to talk
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: over each other as much. Okay, Now here we go
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: putting something in his mouth. He's putting put the first
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: item in his mouth right now, and you can start
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: asking him questions. Now, I'm going to give you a
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: time limit. Yes, no questions or anything at all, anything
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: He's going to have to try to talk through it.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: What's in your mind exactly?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, by you know what it is? Here we
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: go two minutes on the clock.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Right now, Tyler, I would like to start by asking
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: is this something you would normally put in your mouth?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: Is it edible?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Is it a toy of some sort?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: No, would you enjoy having this at home? No?
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: Is this something that you own?
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: No, it's a tampon. Yeah wow, wow, how did you
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: do that?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: No, that he was the emphatic knows he was giving
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: and everyone can see you. Check the cameras and my
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: my blind file was fully on the entire time and
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: it did sound whatever reason it's.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: Cotton tampon is It's incredible.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: The way Tyler talks is so wet, and he has
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: fi's great in his mouth. I picked up. Oh, it's
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: not his fluidy and like swampy. It's not that slashing
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: like sea shanty. It doesn't sound like like like a
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: bubble and mote of just festering mouldron. It's like there's
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: gotta be a tampa. That's pretty well all right, job, Yeah,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: I owe you a gift card tea bass to afford
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: it to the hottest chick. Okay, sweet, all right, So
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: the text although I can't see the text anymore, all right,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: let's go the next item here Tyler has for you.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: I'll put two minutes on the clock.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: And if somebody gets it, I'll buy everybody breakfast because
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: I'll get breakfast as well. Okay, there we go two
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: minutes on the clock right now?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 11: Uh?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 6: Is this when you enjoy having in your mouth?
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Is so? Is this a food item?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: Nouns like? Is it a household item?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: Is it bigger than a fist?
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: Bigger than it seems like there's not really bigger.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 13: Does it belong in the kitchen?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 2: Is it soft?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Not?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Is it a squish mellow?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: Is it a tool of some sort, something that you
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: would use to either clean something or fix something?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: Is it something that you personally own?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Is it something that you enjoy?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: Is it a jock strap?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: Dam? Is it?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: Was it ever alive?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 2: Is it made of material? Yeah?
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: Is it soft or hard?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: A whole?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: Describe this thing's general functions? General function? Does it clean things?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: Does it used to cover things?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: It helps you out?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: How?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: Is it a piece of sporting It can be, It
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: can be.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Is it a ball no?
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Is it a knee pad?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: Know?
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: A sock? No?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: Do you wear it yes?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: Jersey?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 6: A helmet no?
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: No, Morgan's use sock, no, bat, Morgan's used underwear, shoulder
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: pads no.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: But it's specifically sporting equipment it can be.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 3: Do you like the sport.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 6: Do you like the sport that it's generally involved with?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 6: Do you play it?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: I can?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 8: You?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: Can? You chomp on it and make some noise with Yeah?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: It again?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: Do it again on my crank to mic. It sounds squishy,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 3: so it's soft.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: So it's soft on the outside.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: On the inside, is it spongy? A kind of sponge?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Can be.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: One?
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: Last one? Shint guards nor pencils down?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: All right, Seabas arey opened it? So but everybody else
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: to take one.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 3: It's a shoe. It's a shoe.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 6: Shoe, Tyler, Where did you come up with that sh shoe?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Boy?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 3: It is that? Is that supposed to be a dog
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: treat like a dog show?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: It's just a tiny kid shoes, a little little ship
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: if you're willing to use it as a.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Dog show papers all right, right now? How are you
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: on time?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Right now?
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: One more?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a break all right, okay, I'll take
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: a break.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 4: I have another item for you guys to guess, another
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: chance for you to win breakfast.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: Show. All right, We're back on the Woody Show doing
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: throat Coat Thursday. He's the question was the tampon scent? Yeah,
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: scent to tampons.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah is it? I don't know.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: You they make well, they make scented pads. I don't
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 6: think they make scented tampons.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: Really, I don't know. I have a huge box of
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: tampons now and my you should.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Pull a sea bass and distribute them in the women's restaurant.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, true, it was a pack of thirty.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: It was actually a lot cheaper than I thought it
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: would be. But anyways, we're going to continue the game.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: You guys are going to try to win breakfast for yourself. Now,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: everybody needs to put on their blind folds. We're going
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: to put another item in the Throat Goat's mouth himself, Tyler.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Tyler, have you always been known as the throat
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 6: Goat or is this a new title?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: I think it come around since like the last couple
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 7: of years, So since the first time I did the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 7: nine nine nine at a baseball game.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: How the term throat coats about three years old. Yeah,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: and he's the original.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 4: He's also the Glizzy King. So all right, so here's
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: the next item that he's about to put in his mouth. Yeah,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: all right, now I'm going to start the clock. Now,
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: you have two minutes to try to figure out what
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: is in Tyler's mouth. Give me one second. The clock
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: is not coming out.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I want something mushy. This far mushy? Yeah?
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I get it in Okay the clock starts. Now, okay?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 6: Is it hard?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: Is it a rock? Hard? Well? Completely solid? Not pliable
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 2: at all?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 10: If you hit it.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 6: Against a table, would it make a really loud noise?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Is this an office supply of some sort?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: No household item?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: Then? Oh no?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: No?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: Is it a tool? Oh?
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: Is it something you would use for pleasure like a book? Okay,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 2: not you as in you Tyler. Is this something someone
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: would use for pleasure, for a hobby? Yeah?
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Is it something someone would use for pleasure like a dildo?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 13: Is it for outdoors?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: Is it for school?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: Is it something people look at to use?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Uh no?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: Does food come inside of it?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 6: God?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 13: Is it of use to you in any way?
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: Do you own one yourself?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Do I?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Is it video game related?
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: Is it a game controller?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: A look at it is a very nice game controller. Yeah, Pokemon, Pokemon.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: This thing was way in my throat right, yeah?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 12: Get it in there?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 4: I opened the box and he immediately he took half
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: a second to ask if he could keep it.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: Is that something that you had bought yourself? Mad us?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Yes I did. He bought a Pokemon controller. Yeah, I mean, well,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: thank you for.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: It.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 3: Looks pretty cool. I wanted something custom.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 13: Well mouth, I think that means he claims it, right, Yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: That's yeah, that's how he put his spunk on it.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, keep it.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 3: I'm looking for cent of tampons. I see you play
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: text as an odor shield. It's a good idea, anti scented.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, probably don't want perfume down there?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: Up in there?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: All right, you guys want to play one more time?
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: All right, So this one should have been a hundred
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: dollars gift card, but whatever.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, now I'll make this one. Let's do it.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: We'll do a hundred dollars gift card. All right, here's
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: the next item. Get all up in there.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Are you ready? We'll get the clock going and go.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: Is it edible?
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: Is it primarily made of plastic?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: If you bit down on it really hard, would you
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: chip a tooth? No?
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 6: Is it a office supply?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 13: Is it soft?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: What would you say? It's rough? Dollar value? Is high?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: Hook? Excuse me again?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: High? Look five or probably a buck?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a buck or five bucks? Five?
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: Five bucks?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 6: Do you wear it?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: You clean with it? Is it larger than a stapler?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: It is?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: Could you use it as a weapon?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, dildo? Do you use this?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Uh? You have used one?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Oh a soap?
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: Have you used that?
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 3: Reason?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: Does it have anything to do with hygiene?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: Is this something you could buy basically at any grocery store?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, is branded at all? The specific brand of anything?
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: Not really a toilet brush?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: Are kids supposed to use it? Our adults supposed to
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 6: use it?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: Okay? Do multiple of these come in one package or
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: do you buy them individually? Individual?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: Does that work?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Is it video game related?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 6: It's mostly for kids?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: Or is it a pack of baseball cards?
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: Is it an action figure?
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: Is something Samy with enjoy?
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe twenty seconds?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: Do we currently have one of these in the Woody
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Show office? Do you have them in your bedroom?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 2: Can't be that.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: Tennis ball, don toy, mini basketball, hoop, water gun? All right,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 3: NERF gun, give your final answers, NERF gun?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: Hell?
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: Mask of both of the clown.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: Board game?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 10: Plato?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Hell damn it? That pretty close. It's a frisbee. It's
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: pretty close.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: High canes frisbee.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: You guys had two wins. It's pretty good. Good again.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: I'm donating my one hundred dollars gift card greg to
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: the hottest text in. I can't see it, but I'll
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: find the way. They figured it out that text in
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: your in thet Yeah, Tyler, Tyler will.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: Choose contender Instagram.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: Don't give me a name, just texting a directly to
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: your back re public Instagram obviously, and Tyler will choose
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: the hottest chick and she will get my one hundred
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: gift card. All right, all right, and Tyler and your DMS.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: So that was the debut of throw Coat Thursday.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: We can change it up.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: Will it make a return? We'll find out. We are
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: back here on your Thursday Morning a Woody show, and
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: there's some feedback menace on Yes, your stellar segment called
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: throat Goat Thursday. Nice.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: We can damp it up. We could.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: And I believe you did what Morgan likes to do,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: where you named something and then came up with yes
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: like that first engineering.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: See I can learn from other people.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, says texted in Throat Goat Thursday was
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: an exceptional segment.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Please please do more? All right?
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: I think people just like hearing Tyler in pain well
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 6: to that point, and I would love to get some
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: more edible things in there, yes, yeah, yes.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: And maybe something that gurgles or something that he would
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: have to talk while gargling. Again.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the launch of this segment. It's young, yeah,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: it's young.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: Now that the room has an idea of what it
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: could be, we could amp it up right.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There's also feedback from yesterday what we did with
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: your would you rather? Seven? Oh one, says Fremenace on
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: your would You're rather? A segment? Incest is a felony
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: in most places in North Dakota. It's a Class C
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: felony up to five years in jail and a ten
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars fine, yeah, but.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: That's like if you sought to do it now. The
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: would you rather?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Was?
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 3: It was an extreme one.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Would you rather find out that you married your sibling
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 4: or accidentally kill your parents? And everyone said, there your sibling,
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 4: But again, you didn't know until after you were married.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: So I don't know what's up with that textor but
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: I do, I do, Yeah, I do have some more
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: would you rathers if you want to play always. Okay,
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: now here's one again. It has to do with guys.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: What would you rather have? And then ladies what would
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: you rather deal with? Okay, so here here we go.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 4: Would you rather have penis sized nipples or a nipple
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 4: sized penis?
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 6: Damn, the ladies already have a nipplesized penis?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Would you rather have a penis?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: A guy?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 8: Like?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 3: I get it for the guy.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: So you know, if you got to do naked, would
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: you want him to have penis sized nipples?
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: Easy?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 6: Really easy?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 10: Well, yeah, you would pick the penis sized nipples because
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 10: you can just get them removed.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 6: Now they can't be removed.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Would you.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: Now may ask for clarification, menace, Do these nips that
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: are that size? Do they behave like a wiener? Would?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: Are they just growing right now? I think they're just yeah,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: just size placid.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: Well it's pretty obvious then, because you can't do anything
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 3: with a girl that. I mean, you can do some things, obviously,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: but you can't do the kind of things that.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: So you're going with the penis sized nipples right because you.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: Would you wear shape wear?
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 10: You would Oh my god, you could satisfy three women
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 10: at once.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: They're just that was the point of my question.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 13: They're not functional.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Ask me all the wrong questions the regular nipples.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: They're just the size of a penis.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 6: Okay, I think this is a really easy answer. As
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 6: a woman in no world could I look at a
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: guy with penis sized nipples. I'm I couldn't look at them,
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 6: I couldn't touch them, I couldn't be in the same
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 6: room with them. That We'll figure out other things if
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: you with what you mean though, right? What so, I
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 6: can see him in his brazier.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 13: Flopping around. You can you can take a nipple sized
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 13: penis and figure it out.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you'll figure it You'll figure it out.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he a helicopter. There's a difference between figuring
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: it out once and there's no there's no return.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 6: I can't live with with penis nibble.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: I think Sammy could deal with the I can see
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: if anybody in this room, I could see Sammy be
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: like a sexless marriage. Yeah, that's what I'm pretty much
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: I can see that. I agree. I thank you. Okay, So, dude,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 3: now I don't think you've given your final answer.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: Greg, I'm going yeah, I'm gonna go penis sized nipples
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: because you, yeah, they have what are they sports braws
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: or whatever the hell that is. It's like a tank
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: top essentially tap them down.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, now your spouse has them, not you. You have
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: to look at them and rather with what we're talking about.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm still saying nipples because you could just wear
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: tape and a shirt and a tank top and all
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: this stuff.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 6: But what if he's like, come out of the pool
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: and they're flopping around.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: The shame wouldn't allow him to even take.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: A shirt off? What does and does wear a swim shirt? Yeah,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: but they're gonna be poking on them swim shirts.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well they'll be flopping around.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: All right, Okay, I have I have one other one.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: Let me see. Okay, all right, it's bad.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 4: Would you rather have sex with the goat in complete
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 4: secrecy or not have sex with a goat but tell
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 4: everybody publicly that you did?
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a classic. Easy, that's a classic easy.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 10: I'm not doing it and I'm telling people I did it. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 10: you can get over what people think about you.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 4: You constantly have to tell people you did it like
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 4: you just met them.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Every time each new person. Yeah, they'll say, they'll say, Okay,
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: that's funny, and he's like, no, no, no, set you
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: have to go for real, No, no, for real, I
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: did do it.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 10: I did this segment one time where I had to
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 10: do it.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm still sticking with my gut my answer.
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: No, No, you didn't do a segment you you chose to.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: This was yes.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 10: You guys are acting like I don't understand this.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: You don't because you literally just said I did a
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: segment where I had to do it.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 10: It was a joke.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 13: No, but you're coming up with workarounds.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: This just straight Yeah. I don't think you get it.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 6: You you did it and you have to stand Yeah, show,
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 6: I'll make a decision, you'll go.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 10: Then.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 6: I think it's for Morgan. I think this is different
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 6: for a woman because, like I think the stakes are
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 6: higher for a woman, you know what I mean?
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because guys have gross and they don't care like okay, cool,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: and there are contries where this happens.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 6: I mean, if you're a guy, you know, getting getting
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 6: intimate with a goat, it's different than a lady having
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 6: to get intimate with a goat. Right, So if I
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 6: was a guy, goat all day.
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 10: But you're not the lives, you don't get the game,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 10: you're not a guy, you're a girl.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, So in that case, that's a tough one. I
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 6: think I would also have to go door to door.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Instead of actually just dealing it one time.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't understand, nobody will even Yeah it sounds
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: like Greg's leaning that way.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to bang.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: It got easier.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: Guys do this stuff all the time, they just don't.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: Talk about it.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: Bang to make a whole night of it.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: Every relationship you have, your parents, you.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: Would tell your parents, but you would tell them, Oh,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: I had a gun to my head and they were
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: going to kill me if I didn't. What what I
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: don't get?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 6: No, all right, I'm going I'm going to bang the goat.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 2: Cool.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 6: I think the ladies will probably tell everyone they bang
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 6: the goat, and the guys will actually bang the goat.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah for sure.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah even if I was a woman though, because you
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: can't you can't have a public job.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 6: You can't be Yeah, yeah that could be your job,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 6: tell the goat banger, because.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: Because then if you did have a po job, that
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: be every interview. Yeah, but there's a billion gross guys
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: that will still.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 4: Like have sex with you and like be in a
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 4: relationship with you, even if you're like saying, you know what,
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: saying all day that you had sex with the goat.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: I'm sticking to my I'm gonna bang the goat even more.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: Because there there was this girl that I went to
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: in high school. I remember her name, but I'm not
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: going to say it out loud. There was a rumor
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: going around that was one hundred made up, untrue that
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 2: she pleasured herself via a hot dog.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: Okay, you went to college with Sammy, Yeah.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: And it ruined her life basically, Like to this day,
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: people call her, you know, hot dog girl. Imagine if
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 2: it's a goat and you're gonna for the rest of
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: your days.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 6: I wonder if there's a way to rebrand it, like
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 6: that's right, Like, yeah, I try, and.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 13: Now you're like in goat cheese commercials.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, I just don't go anywhere. The Woody Show
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: will be right back.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show. And we're back on the Woody Show.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 6: It's been a fun morning, it's been a crazy morning. Yeah,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 6: I feel weird, and I don't know if you guys
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 6: have seen this clip that's been making the rounds again.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 6: I don't know why it's happening again, because this clip
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 6: is two years old, but I've so many people have
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 6: sent it to me, and I'm seeing it everywhere. It's
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 6: of Marlon Wayans, and I can't stop thinking about it.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 6: He said this thing in twenty twenty four in this
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 6: interview with The New York Times. That just keeps rattling
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 6: around in my head. I need to hear what you
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 6: guys think of it.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: I never got married because I never wanted my mother
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: to be jealous of a woman. I never wanted my
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: mother to feel second to any woman.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: I told my mother on a deathbed, I.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: Said, I never got married because I always wanted you
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: to be my number one girl.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: And people are like, oh, yeah, oh, I mean it's sweet,
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: but it's also almost creepy in a way.
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 6: Would your mom want that for you?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: It's also entirely impractical. Yeah, yeah, I know.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 6: There's like ten or twelve Wayans kids, so maybe that
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 6: you know, you could spare one or two from getting married,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 6: I guess. But is that something that a parent would
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 6: ever say, like, no, I'm your number.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: One girl, right?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 6: That would be so weird yeah, and okay, so there's
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 6: this term. It's a therapy term. So I know Sea
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 6: Bass knows it in meshment when you're like super like
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 6: all tangled up in the life of your parents vice versa. Yeah,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 6: it's called enmeshment. And it's like when basically the boundaries
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 6: are super gray or there are no boundaries between a
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 6: parent and a kid.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: Oh I know, mama boys, Okay, that's what we're talking about.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 4: They hang out with their mom so much where you
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 4: feel like, wait, couple, are they in the relationship.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: I take it a step further, even if it gets
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: strange when in laws tell like if Spicy Nacho's mom
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: told you menace call me mom, I think that.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I don't call my love because it.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: Implies that.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: I have many people like that. But just the yeah,
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: where it's just like I don't know samu level.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 13: I live still live with my parents and we do
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 13: everything together.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 4: No, we give sam a hard time. But you just
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: have a really close relationship with your family, which is cool.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 6: Someone say, Okay, so let's find out because you say,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 6: you know dudes like this, are any of these dudes
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 6: in relationships?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 8: No?
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 4: I feel the relationships with theirs or they have relationships
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: that don't.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: Last that long.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 6: Okay, that makes sense.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: So I.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 6: Know for a fact, anecdotally and just percentage wise, that
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 6: there are people listening right now that are dealing with
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 6: this with their spouse. And here are the top five
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 6: red flags that you might be in a relationship with
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 6: somebody that has like real enmeshment probs with their parents.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 6: So number one, thinking that the parent, like let's say
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 6: Greg and I are married, thinking that Greg's parent has
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 6: veto power in my relationship with Greg. So your partner
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 6: cannot make big life decisions like buying a car, or
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 6: moving or changing jobs or checking in, yeah, even picking
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 6: a vacation spot. And if they don't like it, you
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 6: don't do it as the partner of this person, like
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 6: Greg's like Gina, my mom just really just we should
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 6: go to Paris.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Like, I think it does happen with women, but it
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 4: happens way more with dudes. Where dudes are dislike with
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 4: their moms. Yeah, they're being controlled by their parents. I mean,
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that it doesn't happen with women. You
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 4: do hear about this, you know once in a while where.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 6: They like, you know, or like the mom and the
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 6: wife and the mom gang up on the husband.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or even the even the dad, like the dad
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 4: is seen as like we watch bailing out loud.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the dad.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: The dad is obsessed with her to the point and
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: it's almost unhealthy.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 4: Where Yeah, like they always have to get his approval,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 4: like pretty much anything that they do.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 2: Are you caught up on Bailan, By the way, I am.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: I feel like they almost encourage more disorder.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 4: Well, that's what people want to and they encourage saying
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 4: the parents that cause drama within the risk.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because right before you know it's it's we're coming
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 2: up on their big wedding and Bayleen's mom is almost
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: goading her. She said, So, Bailen, how are you feeling? Oh,
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 2: I'm nervous and it also excited. But how are you feeling?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: Do you think this will bring on a tick attack?
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: Are you for reality? Okay?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 6: Does Sammy? You may be guilty of this one. I
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 6: don't know, but I want you to just take it
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: in and see they talk or text or FaceTime their
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 6: parents multiple times.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 5: A day, multiple times a day, you know, but it
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 5: could be one you know, hour long conversation.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 6: Okay, but if you say you have, say you see
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: two missed calls from your mom, do you panic, like,
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 6: oh my god, I can't believe I mis or she's
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 6: gonna be so mad. I feel so guilty.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 13: No, no, no, no one's gonna be mad or guilty
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 13: calling him chat.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 6: Like sometimes if I miss a call for my mom,
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, I'm going to hear about this.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: Calls my grandmother every day and wants to talk for hours,
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: and my grandmother will like.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: Not pick up the phone. Yeah, Grandma, I just can't
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: do it today.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 6: Here's another one. The partner treats your partner like a
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 6: best friend or even a I'm sorry. The parent treats
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: your partner like a best friend or a spouse, so
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 6: like their partner feels a big responsibility to manage their
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 6: loneliness or their happiness or their feelings. Like I'd love
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 6: to go out to dinner, but like, I don't know
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 6: my mom was going to come over. She'll be really
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 6: sad if she doesn't like to be alone. I don't know.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: So the parent becomes a third wheel correct or like
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 2: that's a red flag.
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: It's our anniversary. So my mom and I are going
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 6: to go shopping, but it's your in my anniversary.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 13: I don't really think that's not much of a red flag,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 13: to be honest.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 10: Likely, yeah, because.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't want my parent to be lonely, Like anyone's
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: welcome if we're doing something, if we're going to dinner
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 5: and they're there, come.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 6: But what if your spouse was like, you just have
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 6: a dinner just the two of us.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I mean, if it happens all the time, that's.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 4: One thing, But okay, let's just talk about your like
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 4: actual relationship anniversary.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: Is that okay to have your parents come along.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 6: On that, Like they want to take you.
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: You have many more days in the year, that's true,
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: they want to.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 6: Take it romantic.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 5: With that much pressure on an anniversary in general, what
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 5: if it was a big deal to your guy, Like
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 5: what if he was planning a really nice dinner but
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 5: your parents insist.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 2: On taking you would do the anniversary dinner just the
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: two of you, and an anniversary dinner with the parents.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, she is fast, Sammy, but that's too much food.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 6: As many people know, this would be like my absolute
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 6: deal breaker. The parent has full access to your life,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 6: so this includes having keys, to your house, dropping by unannounced,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 6: opening your mail, rearranging your living space, like when you're
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 6: gone and coming home, be like, I just let.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: The couch look if it stopped it. Having keys great, yeah,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: the rest of them. Yeah, but the rest of that's
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 2: I think almost a safety thing or a convenience thing.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: If you lock yourself out or if you're out of town,
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: hey I need you to go do something.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 6: He's just because like again, maybe they're lonely and they
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 6: like to do pop in.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: He's not a red flag. But if they're rearranging anything, or.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 13: I'd yeah, Sammy, don't rearrange my furniture.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 5: I'm with Greg, but I've had I always have a
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 5: lock box where everybody in my family knows the code
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 5: and you can get into my place anytime, whether I'm
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 5: there or not.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: I have the keys to my in law's house.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 6: I have nobody's keys, and I'm not your person.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 3: And they can have keys in my house.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 6: Finally, intrusive comparison. Now you hear about this and stand up.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 6: You hear about this online a lot, so I know
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 6: people are going through this. Your partner constantly compares your cooking.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 6: You're cleaning your lifestyle, your career, your parenting to the
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 6: way their parents do it, and they held that parent
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 6: up is the ultimate example. They're flawless, so you have
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 6: to live up to their idea of their favorite parents.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: I would find that less annoying than if they compared
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: everything you do to their ax. Oh, like the parent thing.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: You should hold your parents in high regard. I don't
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 2: think that's too good.
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 3: And a lot of those skills have just absolutely gone
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: to the toilet in the past two generations.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all these ladies, uh, don't be cooking no
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 4: more right, no say menace. Yeah, they don't be up
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 4: in the kitchen like no spicy nacho. She's always up
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 4: in the The only the only thing that I would
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 4: can in any part of life that I would compare
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 4: my mom and her too, is I do love my
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 4: mom's mashed potatoes, like she makes solid mashed potatoes, and
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 4: that's the way I like them. And if they don't
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: hit the same, then I will. I'll compare. But everything else,
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: but compare you won't like.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 6: Cry into your plate, be like mommy?
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 2: You know booth No.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 6: Well, those are just a couple of warning signs to
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 6: think about. If you've been like, I don't know, it
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 6: sums off in this relationship. Just something to think about.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, we are getting the red flag from
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: Sammy to take a break. We're going to go up
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: in the clubs with DJ Tim Martinez next on The
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 2: Woody Show Show. All right, it's a throwback Thursday here
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: on The Woody Show. And we've reached the time of
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: the week. That's not just my favorite, let's face it,
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: it's the world's favorite. Yes, this is when we welcome
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: in Gina. You have his official title that I have
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: not memorized.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 6: I got it right here, the pride of a coma,
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 6: the senior VP and managing partner of Club Turn Up
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 6: and Woody's legal boyfriend in life partner Tim bar.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 3: In the building. What is going on almost all of
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: the Woody Show? Yea almost us. Oh, you know, I
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: mean it's popping. We're doing We're doing big things out there.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: I love the Target.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 1: You haven't actually you haven't been there recently. It kind
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: of makes me a little sad.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah. He would call me every time. He'd be like like, dude, Target,
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: I'm in your hood.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're good for you.
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: I just I just last time I went there, I
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: bought so many vapens. I haven't need to gone back
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: for a while. You know, but you guys would love
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: you would love shouts of lemonade. You would love the.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: Target in because there's literally probably right outside on the
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 1: on the sidewalk. I would say, fifteen food vendors more
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: than it's open air market.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: It is so good.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: What what's your go to vape shop?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 6: There?
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 3: Lemonade? It's down the.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: Street from.
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 6: What's your go to food vendor?
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: Outside? You know, there's there's a taco There's one taco
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: stand and I I don't know the name of it,
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: but it is so good.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: It's close. It's close to the the Palless shoe store.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: So good. Ye driveway is it a yeah?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 6: Shell would let us and cheese and sour cream, the
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 6: real one.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 3: We're trying to get you.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 6: White people taco night.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 2: Well tim uh, I know that normally we were doing
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: Tim at this point, but Jeff g is with Woody. Okay,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 2: do you feel cheated on.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: A little bit?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm sharing Woody a little bit. A
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 1: little too much has been here.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 3: I get that, but I am confident. Don't you want
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 3: to be in Cleveland right now. But I am confident
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: that Woody will always come home to me.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 6: You're still the bottom, bitch, don't.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: And we were talking about this earlier, and you would
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: know better than anyone, because you guys kiss. Did wood
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: he get in visil line? Yeah? Because I think maybe
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 2: he did. I think.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 1: I thought nought.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: I could be wrong on that.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: See, everyone's getting it, and so we didn't know if
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 6: like it infected him as well.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: Right, I don't think it's been of recent.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: Okay, maybe.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: Even because once in a while he does get that lisp.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah he does. And then the light was hitting his
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: glistening teeth just the right way the other day and
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 2: it looked shinier than your normal, like like the way
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: that a plastic would shine. I just I just got interesting.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: He's perfect regardless. Yeah, maybe he doesn't want to tell me.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: Just the other day, I wish he would skip a
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 2: few meals. Those are your words.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: You don't don't do that. Don't do that. I've never
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 3: said that.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: Don't do that way. So let's go up in the clerk.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: Since I'm not doing tim, We're gonna go up in
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 2: the great all good. Uh.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm gonna get to the song. But
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 1: I also I'm gonna throw it to you because I'm obsessed.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about how you are the Wikipedia
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 1: of the Woody.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Show like the.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Archives.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: Yes, and I love that.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 1: So we you're gonna go with I'm gonna say the
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 1: song okay, and then I don't know if you need
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 1: to think about it over the song or are you
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 1: that quick that you can give me date.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: The last time.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not that quick. I'll just type it into
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: the search bar and it'll take me to when you
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: did it.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going with this week, We're gonna do Shannon,
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: let the music play. Yeah, and that is the year
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 1: of nineteen eighty three music.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, no, I got the last time we played
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: that was let's see Thursday obviously January twenty third, twenty
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: twenty five, a year and a half ago.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: A year and a half ago.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 6: What else did we do that?
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 2: We got ideas for Morgan's Daar for Dollars, which was
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: the Lego challenge that's up for her, do a feat
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: and full video on OnlyFans, poop in a garbage can
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 2: like Sammy once did, and put a spider on her face.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 2: Those were some of the ideas. Let's see the day
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: before that was National Hot Sauce Day. Of course it
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: was nice. And let's see what else do we do
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: that day? Uh, you can still use TikTok if you
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: already had it, but it's not back up on the
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: app store.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 3: Whoa you remember that time, right? Yeah? Yeah, it was
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: going everybody was going crazy. The world basically stopped.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: That was a dark day. So now the cat's out
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 2: of the bag. But again, refresher memory. Today's up in
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: the club.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 3: We're going let the music play. Shannon Show, Thursday.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: Show, Gina, stop your dance. Moons are going to turn
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: me straight. I will get DJ Tim Martine. Is always
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: a pleasure to see you, my God. It's so good guys.
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: And we will see you in a week from today
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: and I will write down whatever song you play, and
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: then hopefully, god willing, we're still here years from now
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: and you can say, what do we play on Remember
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 2: August of twenty six on that great day? God, those
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: were good days. Well, we love you to him, thank you,
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: love you back. We're doing We're doing it. We're doing it,
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 2: Woody Show, we are doing it. We're doing the Woody
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Show on a throwback Thursday, we are continue.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 4: To do it.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, doing it all day.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: Did you guys see the story did we cover it
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 4: where there was thirty thousand dollars left in a wah
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: wah bathroom. But some guy, this guy's a Pokemon collector, naturally,
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 4: and he had a bunch of cash on him, allegedly
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 4: not for Pokemon collecting. He confirmed that it was for
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 4: a family emergency that he needed thirty thousand dollars. Maybe
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 4: one of his cousins got kidnapped, I don't know, whatever,
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 4: but he went to take it, and he left the
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 4: thirty thousand dollars in the wall wall as you do,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 4: and some guy found it.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 3: Now here's the part. Do you buy it?
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 4: So this guy finds it and then he starts searching
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 4: for the guy to give it back, and he's like
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 4: looking all over the parking lot, everything, can't find the guy.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 4: So he eventually just takes the money home, doesn't spend
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 4: any the money, doesn't do anything with it. But the
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: cops eventually identified the man that found the money. They
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: contacted him. It's like, oh, I'm happy you found me
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 4: because I wanted to give the money back to the guy.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: I just didn't know who to turn it to.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, it's basically he found that it was a
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: fanny pack. Just it wasn't just lose cash, so yeah,
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: that makes a little difference. But he knew it was money,
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: that's for sure. Yeah. So then he gave it back,
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: everything is all good.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 4: Do you buy ites or no? That he wasn't going
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: to spend that money. I mean there was video of
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 4: him looking for the owner of the fanny pack, so
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 4: I mean by that.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I think he would have spent it already, or
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 6: at least started to.
• 1:46:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, he was just waiting it out to think,
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: like anybody, is this going to become a thing? I
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: spend it? You know, is anybody looking for it?
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know how long would you hold on to that?
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 4: I mean, you're supposed to contact the cops, but I've.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 6: Been seeing a lot of it goes into evidence.
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: I've been seeing so many commercials lately of the mom
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: who forgets her baby in the car and then she
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: runs back crying, and it says, oh, it can happen.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 2: If you don't think it can happen, it can happen.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 2: And I think, how how, yeah, do you leave thousands
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: can you forget your baby in the car? How could
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 2: you forget? Oh? Yeah, that's right, I'm carrying around thirty
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars.
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 4: Would I have one hundred dollars on me? My palms
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: are sweating, yeah, in my because my hand is in
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: my pocket and holding onto it.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 2: I once sold a car for two thousand, six hundred
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: dollars and it got cash for it. I was freaking
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 2: out on my way to the bank. I have two
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars in my pocket.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 6: Look normal, look cool.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: With it leaving it in a walla.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 4: But I did want to ask you, have you ever
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: found any money?
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: The most I ever found in one finding was twenty dollars,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: and it was at a public transit like a train station,
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 2: and I didn't want it to be obvious, like, oh, look,
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 2: twenty dollars, so I pretended that I had to tie
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 2: my shoe. So I stepped on the twenty dollars bill,
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 2: reached down, pretended to tie my shoe, and then whoops,
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 2: that track took the twenty dollars bill.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 3: I believe that, and I was stoked.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: That was the most I ever found twenty.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 3: Bus I found a got cell phone in a gas
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 3: station bathroom and I took it back to the front desk. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: but it was it was gross cash wise. Now I
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: found I found a wallet outside the Hooters down down
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: the street here, and I turned that back into I
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: found the woman's ID.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: Now, she unfortunately was not a Hooter's waitress.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: She was leaving that.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 3: She left her. She left her like it was one
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: of those big fat wallets of women have that have
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: a thousand things on them.
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like the billfold, the podcast book.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt like fell out the top of her
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: car or something stupid like that. And I know someone
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 3: found five hundred dollars of month on a subway platform
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 3: in Atlanta because I was like Messa saying, you get you,
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 3: you overdo it, you play yourself. So I was like,
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put this in my sock in like a
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: little separate mini billfold. And I was thinking, well, like
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: and they could have returned that five hundred dollars to me,
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: except that it was in the same little mini bullfol
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: billfold that had my fake ID. Oh no, they looked
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: up you know my name in Pierre, South Dakota. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sol Well, I've.
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  Speaker 6: Never found any money, But what happened to me last
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  Speaker 6: year that I think I told you guys was I
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  Speaker 6: dropped my purse in the middle of a field in Iceland,
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  Speaker 6: near nothing and nobody, and because the Icelandic people are
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  Speaker 6: so unbelievably cool, I got it back with all the
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 6: money in it. Wow, all the cash, I d everything.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of wallet once and I sent it back
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  Speaker 2: as the woman's idea was in there. She was so sweet.
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  Speaker 2: She mailed me. I can't remember how she got my address.
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  Speaker 2: I think we were corresponding it because I had found
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  Speaker 2: her w She sent me a little envelope full of
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  Speaker 2: two dollars bills. Nice.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: When I was working at a grocery store and I
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  Speaker 4: was putting the carts back sea Bass, I found a
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  Speaker 4: wallet in there and had a couple hundred bucks in it,
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  Speaker 4: and I take it to the office where we had
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  Speaker 4: our accountant for the grocery store, and she's like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: just leave it here. I was like, oh no, it
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  Speaker 4: has her ID so like old school, I called four
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 4: on one and I gave the information and they gave
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  Speaker 4: me the lady's phone number. I called her and she
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 4: showed up and we weren't because.
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  Speaker 3: I was part of like a grocery union. We're not
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  Speaker 3: allowed to take any money.
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  Speaker 4: So I was like, oh, no, you can have it,
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 4: and she's she's like, okay, thank you so much, because
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 4: I'm buying my BMW this week, maybe like six dollars
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 4: an hour. And but she goes, I'm a manager at
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 4: Wilson's Leather and if you need a discount. But I
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 4: also found some money when I was storkling in Maui
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 4: in water. I think I've shared the story. It was
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 4: just like waving at me and I found one hundred bucks.
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  Speaker 3: That way, like wet, soggy bill.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just floating. I thought it was like
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 4: seaweed or something, but it was actual money. And they said, yeah,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 4: money's been popping up in the water.
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  Speaker 2: I would have spent the rest of my life just
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: swimming around rules.
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  Speaker 4: One story I have never shared is I was working
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: at a bar when I was doing radio and it
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  Speaker 4: was New Year's and there was a gigantic bar fight
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 4: that broke out, so they cleared out the bar and
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 4: there was four hundred dollars like at one of the
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 4: like VIP tables, and I just I just took that
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 4: four hundred bucks and I shared it with the other
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 4: bartender because we didn't make any more tips.
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  Speaker 6: For the Yeah, on account of the fight.
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  Speaker 5: I found one time I found like greg twenty dollars,
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 5: but I was eleven, so it was a very big
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 5: deal at eleven years old. And we were shopping, me
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 5: and two of my siblings shopping at Walmart with my mom,
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 5: just walking up and down the aisles wherever, and I
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 5: just looked down and right there on the floor in
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 5: the middle of Walmart was a twenty dollars bill.
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  Speaker 13: And I picked it up and I was like, oh
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 13: my god, twenty dollars is awesome.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: So then my brother at the same time, was like
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: hunting now, right now, he wants to find money on
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 5: the ground because I just found money on the ground,
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: And we had another sister with us who was like.
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  Speaker 13: She already found it, You're not gonna find more.
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 5: He walks down the next aisle finds another twenty dollars
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 5: on the floor.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 13: So someone was just walking around dropping twenties at Walmart.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and you got to keep it. Your mom wasn't like, now, bring.
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  Speaker 2: It to the cash.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 5: We did get to keep it because there was no
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 5: idea or anything with it, and it was like, whoever
• 1:52:27
  Speaker 5: you hate it to is just gonna pocket it themselves,
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: so you might as well, yeah, hell yeah.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: To keep it.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: Poor Sammy in her terrible life.
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: Tabuila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Well, Thursday is now
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: a thing of the past. That'll do it for us.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 2: On your Thursday Morning Woodie Show, I remind her that
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 2: Woody and Jeff d they're gonna be back on Monday.
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  Speaker 2: Good Day. Today I got philosophical, and Menace got weird
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: and silly and we had a good time.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 3: What Yeah, it was fun.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: It was very Tomorrow on The Woody Show, Morgan has
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: a special segment for us that I'm not even going
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 2: to tell you about. I'll let her do that. SeaBASS
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: is going to do a PSA for the world dating profiles,
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: Jews and Dues for us tomorrow the UIQ of course,
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: your Friday fail story is of course, and one last
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 2: trip to give away from The Woody Show to you
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: for the iHeartRadio Music Festival in Vegas. So tomorrow you're
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 2: going to be listening for any song by Muse. We'll
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 2: do that in the eight o'clock hour, and that's your
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: chance to win the trip to Vegas for the iHeart
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 2: Radio Music Festival. All that and a lot more that's
• 1:53:37
  Speaker 2: tomorrow here on The Woody Show.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: Quit this bitch.