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(VIDEO) EARLY RELEASE - MIA CATCHES YOU UP ON THE LATEST · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode.
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  Call me Mistress. I'm your Hostess.
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  Mistress Mia, Today I bring you myself.
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  So I've had an interesting week. We're trying to get through,
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  obviously the holiday season. Oh joy.
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  And it's been really, really busy.
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  Obviously you heard about our last few episodes.
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  We had adult baby, shit eater and a few others in between.
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  We haven't yet discussed everything.
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  I'm waiting for Liv but she's been very preoccupied.
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  She has children. I'm sure you all could relate.
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  Now I will tell you that I got a great phone call today.
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  Tony finally called me. As you know, we've all talked,
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  we've talked about Tony, we've read the emails and today we we
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  talked on his lunch break. It was a lot of fun.
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  I was really quite excited to talk to Tony.
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  He he's right at the point where he doesn't want to do anything
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  really crazy with stepping out on his wife, which we get.
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  And there's just times where he wants to be really submissive
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  and really just get his medicine, as our old friend
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  Charles would say. And I told him, you know, what I
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  have found in my own personal life is that when I've met
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  people before that's come to the dungeon and they struggle with
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  certain aspects of their marriage and getting their
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  spouse to really accept who they are or participate in things
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  that they like. I found that the more they put
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  the effort into pleasing their spouse and doing what their
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  spouse wants on other levels, whether it's their own sexual
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  desires of their spouses or just doing something simple that
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  makes their spouse happy. Whether it's, you know, buying
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  them little gifts or doing things around the house or
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  anything in anything that's that specific that they they need
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  help with. I think, you know, we all deal
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  with our own issues, whether it's, you know, work or family
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  or friends or just everyday bullshit.
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  And when you're married you know it's a partnership and giving of
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  yourself and making your spouse happy on so many levels.
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  It only improves your relationship.
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  That or she's a cunt and she sucks and you don't need to be
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  with her. That applies to both men and
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  women. Obviously.
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  I can call men cunts too. I've met several.
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  And so I was telling Tony that his wife wants to experience
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  being with another woman. Now, Missus Griswold felt the
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  same way. Al and I have talked many, many
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  times about her sexual desires and her actually exploring
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  women, and she has gotten to do that.
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  And her husband has been very accepting.
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  And I know most women, you know, when they want to explore being
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  with another woman, I think maybe they lacked something
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  previous in their earlier stages of life and that's fine.
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  It doesn't even matter. Anyway, Tony was talking about
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  his wife and how she wants to be with another woman, but she
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  doesn't want to tell him everything that she wants and
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  the desires that she wants. So I suggested this.
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  You need to do some sensory play with her.
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  Make it to where the room is very feminine.
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  Change the lighting, change a light bulb, make it red, make it
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  purple, make it something that's very feminine.
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  Then she doesn't need to feel your Dick.
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  She doesn't need to feel your hairy arms or your hairy body or
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  your hairy knuckles. I told him.
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  I said wear a pair of rubber gloves.
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  Pull out the sensual oils. I use coconut oil.
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  It's wonderful. But she needs to feel sensual
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  and sexy, erotic, very feminine. Obviously she wants to be with a
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  woman. She doesn't want to feel Tony's
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  hard cock pressed against her leg while he's massaging her.
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  So I said don't hover over her, don't be naked, and certainly
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  don't have a hard on. You need to keep something as a
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  barrier because I'm sure he's a hairy man.
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  So I told Tony to get like a satin robe or satin sheet,
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  something as a barrier. She doesn't need to feel his
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  masculine body at all. She wants to feel titties.
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  I think we realized that. So I told him, wear a pair of
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  gloves, oil her up, blindfold her, put her arms up above her
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  head or wherever, but have her wrist restrained.
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  She doesn't need to feel him. She doesn't need to feel any of
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  that. And now as he's wearing gloves
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  and he's rubbing her, he needs to dance along her body.
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  Don't make it masculine. Tiptoe little fingers.
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  Very sexy and just be in the moment.
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  And that's when you tell her, you know, baby, if you want to
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  feel a woman, tell me what you want.
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  Do you want to be a bottom? Do you want to be a top?
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  Do you want her hovering over you so her tits can dangle in
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  your mouth or press against your face?
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  Do you want to feel her titties? And then as you're telling her
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  these things, finger her, play with her pussy, see what really
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  turns her on and gets her wet. That's the whole point.
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  And then tell her, say this is all fantasy, but we can make it
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  a reality and however you want. I don't have to be there.
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  You can do whatever you want. I'll even find you a woman to
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  play with. So I told him, be as supportive
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  as you can, you know, embrace every single moment with finding
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  that perfect woman for her. And then he can go on that life
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  or he can join a swinger site. He can do whatever he needs to
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  do, or he can let her just do it on her own.
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  I mean, she knows what kind of woman she wants, but obviously
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  she's very hesitant. And I said, you know, this is
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  probably, again, why the two of you get along perfectly well.
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  They're both very submissive people.
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  They have obviously a lot in common.
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  He wants to sub for a man. She wants probably sub for a
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  woman. That's just my assumption.
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  Could be wrong. But either way, she wants to
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  play with a woman. Now, that was that exciting
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  conversation. I told Tony a few private things
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  that I already promised somebody I would not discuss in the
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  podcast, so I have to stick to that promise.
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  But Tony and I had a great time. And I think Tony has a sexy
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  voice and he is a sexy man and he's very, very sweet.
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  Just absolutely appreciative and kind and just the kind of person
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  you want to talk to on the phone.
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  You know, I don't think people understand this.
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  People send me these long emails and you know, I'm trying to read
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  through them. But honestly, when I get, you
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  know, 1012 emails a day and I get about 50 plus text messages
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  a day, I don't want to fucking read all of it.
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  I really don't. Especially when it's the same
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  thing, or how they want this or how they want that and what they
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  want. And I don't mean to sound like a
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  pain in the ass or a bitch about it, but just cut to the chase.
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  Just tell me exactly what you want.
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  We'll call it a fucking day, OK? Now there's also a gentleman and
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  he's reached out to me this week and he wants a smoking session.
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  Not just any smoking session. He wants a double smoking
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  session with Liv and myself and he wants it for three fucking
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  hours. I don't smoke, but I will gladly
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  cater to the fetish. I don't mind catering to the
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  fetish. I think it's sexy.
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  I like the fetish. Takes a few minutes off of my
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  life with smoking. It is what it is, but it's going
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  to be interesting and it's going to be stinky.
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  That's the one shitty part about it.
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  Now we're going to have to do that this week.
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  That'll be exciting. But Tony asked me something
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  interesting today. He said do you ever do a session
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  that you really don't like and you really don't want to cater
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  to it, but you still do it just because?
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  And honestly, I don't. I feel like if I'm not going to
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  give my 100% and enjoy whatever I can with it, I'm not going to
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  do it. And I think that's how everyone
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  should feel. If you don't want to do
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  something, don't fucking do it, right.
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  So another topic is this. I recently purchased an
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  interesting little plug. It's vibrating, it's expandable,
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  so it's quite exciting. It was funny because the
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  Griswolds decided that we were going to have breakfast last
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  weekend and all right, I'm sorry, my phone is blowing up.
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  Anyway, the Griswolds brought me over a dildo.
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  We had breakfast together and they're like, oh me, I got you a
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  gift. This would not fit inside of
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  Ellen. So here's a lovely cop for the
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  dungeon. Anyway, they gave me this weird
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  looking Dick and it's like a triangle.
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  Yeah dude, stop sending me pictures.
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  It's so gross. Anyway, men, take advice.
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  Do not send unsolicited pictures.
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  Whether it's your Dick or your face, whatever.
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  No woman wants to see it all the fucking time.
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  Like Mistress Mia. See, too many fucking pictures.
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  So many pictures that I can't even erase them all out of my
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  memory. I've got a very good memory
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  anyway, so I'm going to have an interesting adventure and I'm
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  hoping to use this on my Sissy. It's pink and sexy.
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  Woo Hoo. And it comes with a lovely God.
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  He keeps sending me pictures. Oh, he's stressed as a bitch.
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  Oh that's exciting. OK anyway, so first one thing.
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  It's doesn't look that big, but it is because my sissy's little
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  asshole is tiny and it's going to give him a run for his money
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  but I don't fucking care because he deserves the punishment.
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  He's been a very bad boy. Anyway.
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  Poop. Look at this.
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  God, this is going to be so painful.
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  It's going to be blissfully painful for me to watch him
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  suffer. Anyway in a deflate.
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  So nice. Then after we do that part we
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  have this cute little remote control on and we turn the
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  little thing on here lights up. It's so cute.
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  Oof he is going to be. This is going to be great.
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  Oh yeah, just makes my pussy wet at the thought, honestly.
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  Now, OK, we're going to turn this off.
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  There we go. OK, turn it off.
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  I charged it, so let's see how that goes.
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  Anyway, we'll see how that does. Hopefully this weekend.
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  Hopefully. Hopefully.
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  Anyway, the Griswolds, they gave me this dildo and it's so big,
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  so big. And of course Clark says, oh,
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  Ellen, you're a size queen. She's like, no, I'm not.
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  I just want to, you know, a nice size big one on some level, but
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  she really won't say that She's they are hilarious.
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  I cannot stress to you what it is like to sit and have brunch
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  with them and talk about all the things that we do.
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  We Ellen ended up meeting this really cute guy, and he's 22, I
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  think. Yeah, 22.
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  And I was like, Ellen, that's what you got to go for.
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  Young guys, they can keep it up. They want to go for round 234
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  and five, like do it. And she felt guilty.
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  She's like, he's so young, Mia. I'm like, fucking train him.
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  You'll love it. But no offense to the older
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  guys. It's great if you can eat pussy
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  and fuck great. Now they have had recent
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  experiences all throughout their adventures in the last year with
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  different men who claim to be swingers.
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  They meet up. Clark has either got in a hotel
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  or they've met up at either home, whether it's theirs or or
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  the bull or the other couple. And so many of these men, they
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  can't keep it up and they know they have Ed and they say
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  nothing about it until once Ellen is like, you know, balls
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  deep with it in her mouth and it's soft.
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  So men if you haven't sucked on a flaccid cock it's not
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  appealing when it doesn't get hard and nothing happens.
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  So if your swinger and or bull and you have the commitment to
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  go and swap partners or fuck this woman at her home with her
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  husband watching, be prepared. If you can't find the blue pill
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  and you can't take a Cialis and you don't want it to get hard or
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  you can't get hard, don't make the commitment to go and not
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  tell these people that your Dick cannot get hard because women
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  themselves, I know I do. I know my friends, we've all had
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  this conversation. When you go and you know you're
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  going to get you some Dick, OK, I'm going to be very crass about
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  this. But when you go and you're
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  setting a date with you and your husband and you're going to go
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  meet another couple or you're going to get fucked by just a
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  dude, you go to great lengths to make sure everything is good.
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  You know you want to wax, you want to shave, you know you get
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  lasered, you get shit done and you smell good and you pick out
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  that perfect outfit and that perfect lingerie set.
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  You go to all of these lengths to have your hair done, your
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  makeup done, everything smell great.
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  That's the goal. And to look as best as you
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  possibly can because you know you want to be satisfying to
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  this new potential partner. And when this new potential
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  partner comes and you're ready to play and you're horny and
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  you're revved up because I know Ellen and she gets fucking
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  horny, like crawling the walls, fucking horny and your Dick
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  don't work. And the one man that she loves
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  and adores who she fucks, gets her off because that's his due
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  diligence. That's what he does.
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  He knows how to satisfy his wife, but here he wants to watch
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  her get fucked by another dude and what happens you don't put
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  out. So it's very frustrating.
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  So if you're ever in that situation and you're a swinger
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  and you have Ed problems, communicate with people.
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  That's really the the key element in all of this is
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  communication because women, they get their hopes up and they
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  expect something to happen. And when that Dick don't get
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  hard and they're, you know, sucking on a flaca cock and it's
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  like stagnant, it's not fun. It's not fun.
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  You know, I used to like when I was single, my husband, I could
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  kiss him and his Dick gets hard. It's no big deal.
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  A lot of times I cannot kiss him in public because his fucking
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  Dick gets hard. But you know, when I was single,
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  I was like, Oh yeah, I'm going to, you know, play with this guy
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  and he's nervous. No, it's so cute.
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  And I'll lick it and touch him. And I was like, oh, before it
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  gets hard, really hard. You know, I'll suck it a little
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  bit. And you know, that part's fun to
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  a point. But when you're doing it for
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  5/10/15 minutes and nothing is happening.
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  Yeah, it's very disappointing. Very, because then you question
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  yourself. You know, I remember years ago
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  and I was, you know, 21, having my fun, and I met this guy and
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  he was probably 3334, and he was so nice, good looking, just
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  great guy. They made me dinner.
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  I went to his house. We had talked a few times
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  before. I was trusting of who he was.
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  It wasn't a factor. But anyway, he told me before I
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  went over there, he's like, just to let you know, I have a penal
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  issue. He's like something happened.
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  He had some issue, vascular penis, whatever, something
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  happened. But he's like, I don't always
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  get hard. It just, you know, it's one of
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  those things I said that's fine, that's fine.
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  You don't, don't put pressure on yourself.
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  It's OK. I'm not coming over expecting
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  sex. It's OK.
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  Anyway, I went over and we had a nice dinner and I said let's
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  just go in your room and we'll relax and we'll just play with
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  one another. We'll fondle each other, do
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  whatever, you know. Sure enough, I went in there,
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  got on top of them. I still have my clothes on.
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  Slowly I would took my clothes off and he took his clothes off
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  and ultimately by the time I was on top of him 5 minutes later,
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  he had a hard on. It was good to go, but my point
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  of it is he was fucking honest. Now, I think I've covered that
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  rant. We've talked about the
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  interesting sessions we've done. We're getting ready to obviously
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  do an an another adult baby tonight, which is cool.
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  Liv is not going to be a part of it.
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  Liv has another session at the same time Barbie will be doing
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  the session. I'm going to show her how to use
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  hand puppets. It's really fucking cute.
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  And to see Liv do it, it's it's great.
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  It really is absolutely fucking great.
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  I was unfet and I posted the three pictures because Liv is
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  hilarious. She's there's so many times
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  where people will see that serious Madame Liv and then
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  there's something that clicks off when she does adult baby and
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  it's that sweet, silly, just adorable person.
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  She's she's goofy as shit. So fun.
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  Anyway, she was coloring pictures and she had to fill in
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  the face with a cat. And I said this on one of the my
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  episodes, but I it's just so funny to me because she was
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  asking this guy. She was like, you know, treating
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  him like he was 5-6 years old and she's like, So what color
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  are your eyes? He's like brown.
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  And she says we're going to make them green.
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  You know, she's drawing this cat's face and draws a cute
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  little nose. And then she's like, you know
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  what cats are afraid of? And he's like dogs.
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  She says, no big black cocks. You had to be there.
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  It was funny. I'm not getting any feedback
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  from you all. Just kidding.
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  Anyway, oh goodness, Oh my cute little e-mail from my guy in
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  India. He is built like a brick shit
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  house, not something you usually see.
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  Very attractive man. I haven't seen his face yet but
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  I'm sure he's probably fucking adorable.
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  Anyway, he said Mia, I saw that last video of you and I'm so
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  crushing. So I'm like back at you Boo,
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  you're adorable. Anyway, I think that covers it.
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  I'm really looking forward to the new year.
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  This will be I think my going into my fifth year come April,
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  May of doing the podcast and ultimately it's been grand.
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  It really has. So if you all have not gone to
• 24:42
  my other podcast, which I just I write the stories either that is
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  that are fiction or non fiction, but my non fiction stories are
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  great because you know, they're true, they're fun.
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  It's Mistress Mia's bedtime stories.
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  So you know me and I'm Mistress Mia, and this has been the
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  latest episode Call Me Mistress.