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Ranked Choice Voting · The Dingo Weekly

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Robbie knows everything. Dad knows everyone. Dingo is here too.
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  Speaker 2: They're here to make love to you. This is the
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  Speaker 2: Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Dingo Weekly.
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  Speaker 3: This is the Dingo Weekly.
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: This is the Dingo Weekly. No, I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Take it away, Bob.
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  Speaker 4: You got it. He said do it.
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  Speaker 5: We voted.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not good at it.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. No one's good at it.
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: Hi, this is the Dingo Weekly Podcast with Tad and
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  Speaker 1: his friends, Robbie and Dingo. Welcome to the night.
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  Speaker 5: See? You did a great job.
• 1:00
  Speaker 4: It's fine. Just fine.
• 1:02
  Speaker 5: It was great. Nailed it. You welcomed them to the night?
• 1:07
  Speaker 1: To the night?
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  Speaker 4: If it's night, especially, that was really good. I hope
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  Speaker 4: it's night where you are our listener.
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  Speaker 5: Nobody listens to this during the day. That's madness.
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  Speaker 4: I listen to it during the morning. Are you going
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: to listen to this at night? I got my whole
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  Speaker 4: night ahead of me to do whatever I want, like sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Brian listens it in the day on the train.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian. You should listen to
• 1:32
  Speaker 5: it when you are drifting off to sleep. No. I
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  Speaker 5: want to be in your dreams.
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  Speaker 4: Be engaged.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone, welcome me into your dreams. Welcome. And then that morning,
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  Speaker 5: you're going to wake up.
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  Speaker 1: Huge boner.
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  Speaker 5: So refreshed. Jesus. Just massive erection. Naturally. Can we say
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  Speaker 5: erection this early into the program?
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  Speaker 4: I don't see why not.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see why not.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not going to get demonetized.
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  Speaker 4: That's a medical term, right? This is a medical podcast.
• 2:06
  Speaker 5: I think it means like a building.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, to erect a structure.
• 2:11
  Speaker 5: You guys have erector sets when you were young? In
• 2:14
  Speaker 5: your youth? I would have, but I didn't.
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  Speaker 4: It was before my time.
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  Speaker 5: You would have, but you didn't?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like it was a little before my time.
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  Speaker 4: I would have if it was during my time. You're
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  Speaker 4: going to piss me off already?
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  Speaker 5: It was the same age.
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  Speaker 4: It was around, but it was really dwindling off. It
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  Speaker 4: was not as popular.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, even when I was a kid, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't big. There was nothing to dwindle. It really dwindled.
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  Speaker 1: I did Lego.
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  Speaker 4: At its peak, it was before my time.
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  Speaker 5: There was no peak. It peaked.
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  Speaker 1: There was.
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  Speaker 5: You just want to pretend you're young still.
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  Speaker 1: It peaked in like the 60s. Yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It was so long ago.
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  Speaker 5: No. No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There were commercials in the 90s.
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  Speaker 1: There were commercials in the 90s.
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  Speaker 5: Why would they commercial if they weren't?
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  Speaker 1: Because it was still being sold.
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  Speaker 4: They were trying.
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  Speaker 1: I think Lego really crushed the Erector set market.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I never.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you were into K'nex, but those
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  Speaker 4: were somewhere in between. Yeah, kind of.
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  Speaker 1: K'nex were.
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  Speaker 4: I like K'nex.
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  Speaker 1: They're not as fun. I bet you like K'nex. They
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: were cool.
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  Speaker 4: I had the roller coaster one. I had the Ferris wheel.
• 3:28
  Speaker 4: I had a whole amusement park. They had motors and
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  Speaker 4: they moved.
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  Speaker 5: It was awesome. You liked Mega Bloks too, didn't you?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know Mega Bloks.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know Mega Bloks.
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  Speaker 5: You had Mega Bloks.
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  Speaker 4: What's Mega Bloks?
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  Speaker 5: Don't act.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know what Mega Bloks are. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what that is.
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  Speaker 5: I'm the only one that grew up poor.
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  Speaker 1: They're the big Legos, right?
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  Speaker 5: No, they're the knockoffs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the fake Legos? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, sure.
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  Speaker 5: I knew you didn't know in my heart of hearts.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, Robbie never had to suffer through Mega Bloks,
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  Speaker 5: but I thought Tad might.
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  Speaker 1: I definitely had to have had something, some set, because
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  Speaker 1: in my huge bin of Legos, there was the Mega
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  Speaker 1: Bloks that were.
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  Speaker 5: Bigger, and they didn't Yeah, they never fit.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't fit with the Legos.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: That's annoying.
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  Speaker 5: I feel vindicated. Oh, man.
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  Speaker 4: I apologize. I didn't have Mega Bloks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we know. You had money.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: But you did have Erector Set?
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  Speaker 4: No, I had K'nex.
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  Speaker 1: K'nex.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't get an Erector Set.
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  Speaker 1: I never had an Erector Set.
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  Speaker 5: But I had a friend who did. I got to
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  Speaker 5: play with his erections.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't get to play with any of my friends' erections.
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  Speaker 5: You're missing out.
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  Speaker 4: It was before my time.
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  Speaker 1: They had motors and that and stuff, too.
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  Speaker 5: It was pretty cool.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: It was cool.
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: Speaking of erections, I had another lucid dream the other night.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's fun.
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  Speaker 5: Only my second time. This one wasn't as fun as
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  Speaker 5: my last one, but it actually pissed me off.
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  Speaker 4: You had a lucid dream that made you angry? That's
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  Speaker 4: supposed to be the best case scenario is a lucid dream.
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  Speaker 4: You can do anything you want. And it made you angry?
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  Speaker 1: Were you doing your taxes?
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  Speaker 4: What did you decide upon in this dream?
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  Speaker 5: I sleep typically on my back, hands behind my head,
• 5:34
  Speaker 5: or up in some way. Think of the person relaxing
• 5:38
  Speaker 5: with their hands behind their.
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  Speaker 4: Head on a beach.
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  Speaker 5: I sleep like that a lot. Fingers intertwined under my head.
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  Speaker 5: It's weird. I understand. That doesn't do you. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't mess with your shoulders in the morning?
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  Speaker 5: It messes with every part of my body.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course. But you're not ever going to change it,
• 5:56
  Speaker 4: so whatever.
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  Speaker 5: It's not getting any better with this story. So I
• 6:00
  Speaker 5: was sleeping on the couch because all my kids fell
• 6:04
  Speaker 5: asleep in my bed and there was no room. And
• 6:06
  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not fighting this. I'm just going
• 6:08
  Speaker 5: to go sleep on the couch. Feels. So I'm dead asleep.
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  Speaker 5: I start dreaming. These... women come into my house.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And you're like, okay, a bunch of women all of
• 6:21
  Speaker 5: a sudden enter my domicile. I'm laying here, hands behind
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  Speaker 5: my back. And I'm like, all right, this is, I'm
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  Speaker 5: familiar with this dream. All of a sudden, machetes.
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  Speaker 4: Machetes.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Hacks me right in the armpit. Oh, because my
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  Speaker 5: hands are up. I feel the pain. I'm in agony.
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, I don't know that I'm dreaming. Like
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  Speaker 5: it's a whole thing. I'm lucid. I can't control it anymore.
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  Speaker 5: And it just, I wake up in a cold sweat.
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  Speaker 5: I'm upset. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'd be pretty upset.
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  Speaker 5: Like of all the things you sure you're a lucid.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I could control my body, but also I can't fight
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  Speaker 5: off these machetes.
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  Speaker 4: It's not the circumstances.
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  Speaker 5: It's like all my other dreams. Yeah. these women will
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  Speaker 5: break into my house and I'm like, okay, here we go.
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  Speaker 5: Ball licking or whatever they like to do. But this
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  Speaker 5: time they choose immediately to ball licking. Well, yeah, that's what,
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  Speaker 5: when a bunch of slice at you, sluts break into
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  Speaker 5: your house and they're just like, Oh, you're laying there.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, yeah, I am. What are you going
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  Speaker 5: to do about it? And in my head, I'm controlling
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  Speaker 5: and I'm like, I can kill you. Fucking lick my balls.
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  Speaker 5: But they're like, Nope, we have machetes.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be shitting your armpit.
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  Speaker 5: My armpit, of all the things, too.
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  Speaker 1: That sucks.
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  Speaker 5: It sucks. I'm upset about it still.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you're exposing it. You're asking for it. It's because
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  Speaker 4: of what you're wearing.
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  Speaker 5: I know. I am. I'm a naked sleeper. Yeah. I
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  Speaker 5: would drink, too.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: What is that?
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  Speaker 4: It's a French kiss.
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  Speaker 5: French kiss.
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  Speaker 1: Is it some generic?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's like a mango coconut Perrier.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's Maison Perrier. That's like generic Perrier.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if they could say Perrier if it
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  Speaker 5: was generic. I think it's a fancier Perrier.
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  Speaker 4: No, this is their brand. It's their like offshoot brand.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: This is their flavored version.
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  Speaker 5: Look, Robbie's not going to buy knockoffs. French piss.
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  Speaker 1: Mango coconut. Okay. How is it?
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  Speaker 4: It's not bad.
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  Speaker 5: Not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Alright.
• 8:47
  Speaker 5: Eh. Fancy ass. I got my Fresca. You know what?
• 8:51
  Speaker 4: I feel like it sounds better than it is. It's
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: not bad, though. Miss Goosey.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: So, Myspace is coming back. You guys remember Myspace?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like they've been trying to come back for
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  Speaker 4: years now. It turned into a music thing like a
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  Speaker 4: decade ago.
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  Speaker 1: Dude it was like 20 years ago.
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  Speaker 4: No I mean like they tried to re come back
• 9:19
  Speaker 4: like 10ish maybe it was less than that they tried
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  Speaker 4: to rebrand as a music thing didn't like Justin Timberlake
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  Speaker 4: have something to do with that I don't know that
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: was a little while ago I thought so no it
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  Speaker 4: was like 10 years ago I'm telling you like they've
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  Speaker 4: been trying to come back like over time all I
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  Speaker 4: know is all my shit was wiped so they're coming
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: back again again again all.
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  Speaker 1: My shit was wiped too because it was inactive account.
• 9:42
  Speaker 4: I didn't have one It took me a long time
• 9:45
  Speaker 4: to get on social media.
• 9:46
  Speaker 1: I think the people yearn for Myspace.
• 9:49
  Speaker 5: You guys would be in my top eight, just so
• 9:51
  Speaker 5: you know. Aww.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cute. Thanks.
• 9:54
  Speaker 5: Likewise, probably. Are they going to have a top 8 still?
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I hope that they just come back exactly
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: the same way it was.
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: Is that what they're trying to do? Are they not
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  Speaker 4: getting away from the music thing now?
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Social media.
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: Are they going back to straight social media?
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: That's what I heard.
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  Speaker 5: I'll join it.
• 10:16
  Speaker 4: Wasn't it just like a public blog?
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  Speaker 1: Kind of. Pretty much.
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  Speaker 5: I miss those days where you could just HTML code
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  Speaker 5: your background and people would show up to your page
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: and some fucking emo song would play.
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: You can still do that.
• 10:32
  Speaker 5: No, it's not the same.
• 10:33
  Speaker 4: I'll change our website to be a MySpace clone.
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: Can you? I want it to be full on GeoCities.
• 10:40
  Speaker 4: People will just start coming here looking for news and
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: then all of a sudden it'll look like a fucking
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: 1990 something nightmare.
• 10:51
  Speaker 5: I would like that.
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, the 1990s sounds like a dream come true.
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, internet-wise, not ideal.
• 11:01
  Speaker 5: Not internet-wise, no.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: No.
• 11:04
  Speaker 5: You know how long it takes to download a titty?
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's the worst.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: The worst.
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  Speaker 5: You're better off looking in the woods for discarded magazines.
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: Just like a row of pixels at a time. Every
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: few minutes, a new row appears.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 11:18
  Speaker 5: Oh!
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 11:19
  Speaker 5: Oh!
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  Speaker 1: I almost got the nipple.
• 11:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, we're so close. And then by the time that
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  Speaker 4: you get down to the cooter, you're already blowing a nut.
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: You're already finished.
• 11:31
  Speaker 5: You already went to the bathroom and got the magazine.
• 11:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's over.
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  Speaker 5: Kids these days, man. They don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They don't know. They really don't know.
• 11:41
  Speaker 5: They log on to the computer. They got like 30
• 11:43
  Speaker 5: seconds to hardcore. Like, ah, ah, ah, ah. Back in
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: the day, we had to find a scantily clad woman
• 11:49
  Speaker 5: in an ad.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: My kid wakes his ass up every fucking morning way
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  Speaker 4: too early.
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  Speaker 5: And jerks off.
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: Jerks off immediately. No, he's five. But he'll come downstairs,
• 12:03
  Speaker 4: he'll watch TV, he does whatever he wants at and
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  Speaker 4: then i'll come upstairs and we'll try and wake me
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  Speaker 4: up and be like oh this tv is it's not
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: enough or i don't have enough toys where i was
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: like bro you have everything in the world for you
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: right now you can do anything and you're trying to
• 12:18
  Speaker 4: bother me like go away when i was a kid
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: like what did i do i don't even remember i'll
• 12:21
  Speaker 4: wake up and puke the dog puke the dog.
• 12:25
  Speaker 5: The dog our parents would tell us to go away too.
• 12:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah like go figure it out you have everything at
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: your disposal.
• 12:33
  Speaker 5: Put us outside, lock the door, see you when the
• 12:36
  Speaker 5: lights come on.
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  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: They don't know.
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: You know what was weird about cranking it to the
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: JCPenney catalog for me?
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: What was weird about that for you?
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: My aunt was a lingerie model.
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, that would be weird. Interesting. What was her name?
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: So you'd be flipping through it and then like, oh,
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: there's your aunt.
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  Speaker 5: What was she in? I just want to know if
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: I may have spanked it there.
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  Speaker 1: Like the JCPenney catalog.
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: Just want to know if I'm a fan of your work.
• 13:10
  Speaker 5: 100% I have spilled seed to your family member's apartment store.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:17
  Speaker 5: I don't think I missed an issue.
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  Speaker 1: That was like the internet.
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  Speaker 4: That was the internet.
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  Speaker 1: Before.
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  Speaker 4: For young men.
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  Speaker 5: So we got.
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  Speaker 1: The listeners want to know.
• 13:31
  Speaker 5: It was such a big book. Did you ever?
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: I tried not to.
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, he did. But he did.
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  Speaker 4: Tried implies failure.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: He did jerk off to your aunt.
• 13:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, gross.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: No, I really don't think I did. It weirded me out.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: You don't think?
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: He doesn't think.
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: It's just an aunt. Is it blood or marriage?
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  Speaker 1: Marriage.
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's fine. Whatever.
• 13:57
  Speaker 4: Don't even worry about it. Don't think at all. Just
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  Speaker 4: go for it.
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  Speaker 5: You kidding me? You're like expected to.
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  Speaker 4: That's fine.
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: If I had an aunt that was a lingerie model
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: or whatever you said.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Forget it. By marriage.
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  Speaker 4: Marriage.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe even blood. I don't know. Ants kind of far. No.
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  Speaker 1: What?
• 14:24
  Speaker 5: Nah. Mom's side or dad's side? It's different. It's not.
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: It's mom's side.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do that.
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  Speaker 5: Mom's side?
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  Speaker 1: That's bad.
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: Mom's side blood?
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: That's worse.
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  Speaker 5: That's okay.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's worse.
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  Speaker 4: That's the worst case scenario.
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  Speaker 1: My uncle's wife. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Blood.
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  Speaker 1: My godfather.
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: You're fine. You're good, man. Don't worry about it.
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not worried about it.
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: Just let it out.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Just let it out.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: Spill the seed.
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: Spill the seed.
• 14:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. My son is texting me to pick
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: him up. Well, say no. Good luck. Good luck.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: See you in an hour.
• 15:08
  Speaker 5: Whoever's house you are at, you should sleep there.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: It is late.
• 15:11
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? It's like past my bedtime.
• 15:15
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? Kids these days.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Kids these days.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: You know what's sad? I feel like when kids eat
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: over your house is like the total millennial flex these days.
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: Like feeding other people's kids. I like get offended.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Other people's kids.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: When, like, my kids are over at people's house and
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: they're just like, oh, you know, they're eating dinner here.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I can fucking feed my kids. I just
• 15:40
  Speaker 5: feel like it's a total flex to, like, feed someone
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: else's kid these days. That's how bad it's gotten.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: Like, I'll get a text from my son's friend's parents
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: and they're like, oh, you know, so-and-so's eating here. And
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I can fucking
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: feed my kid. Like, I don't need you. to feed
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: them i got plenty of food over here you know
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: what send all your kids over i'll feed them.
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: You know i'm like a little different since my kids
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: are all still young they don't fucking eat so it's
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: just like you're feeding them how would you do to
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: get him to eat that's crazy.
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: My kids are a little older yeah they all play
• 16:20
  Speaker 5: a lot of sports it's like they eat a fuck
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: ton Yeah, at one point it's all gonna change. So
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: when I get, like, the they're eating here text, I'm like,
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: the fuck? No. I have food. I have food. Let's
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: eat here. Fuck you, I have food. There's so much
• 16:35
  Speaker 5: fucking food. I need that bullshit. Send your kids over.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: I'll feed them too.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: See, we're the house that feeds the kids.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Fuck you. I don't need your food.
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: We have food.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Fuck you.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: My wife hates it so much. She's like, We're always
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: the ones that have her friends over for dinner. She's like,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: why are we the house? I'm like, because that's how
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: I grew up. I always had friends over for dinner
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: or I ate at a friend's house. So it's like,
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: that's just how it is. Yeah, you can have dinner
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: at our house.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Sure, why not?
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my wife loves it. And she wants the friends
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: to sleep over too. They're like, oh, you're doing a sleepover?
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: Why don't you do it here? We'll set everything up.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: It'll be fun. And I'm like, what are you... fucking doing.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Does she just prefer the kids to be there i'm
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: fine with not doing sleepovers but i'll feed your kid
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: i don't care probably better cook than you are anyway.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: I'd rather my kids be at home so just like
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: invite everyone here is that the deal yeah kinda i
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: i get that i'd rather be the house that i
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: want to get rid of my kids if kids are
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: like making bad decisions i'm talking like high school and
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: stuff like do it at my house i'd rather you
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: do it at my house do the basement.
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: Fine We're talking like 11 years old.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Do it at my house. I'll let you get away
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: with way more than your parents will.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: No, it's not about you getting away with it. It's
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: about a safety thing. It's like, I'd rather.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: If you guys are hammered or stoned, just stay here.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Stay here. I'd rather that than not knowing where you are.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: You're all fucked up.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: But they're not. They're just 11 and hopped up on
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: sugar and screaming.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: They're just hungry. They just want fucking protein.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, I can feed you.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: Can feed you we got i don't.
• 18:22
  Speaker 5: Don't go over there and eat a bunch of carbs.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Are you telling that that his parents that we don't
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: feed you what the fuck we feed you.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's kind of embarrassing.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Super embarrassing when.
• 18:34
  Speaker 5: They come home they're like oh they got the best
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: food i'm like what what the fuck i'm i'm.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: A great you just say to me like i'll kill you.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: They have like cheetos and stuff i'm like oh you
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: just want shit i'm like so do i but i'm
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: an adult yeah and it'll give me diarrhea Yeah. I
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: know that game.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: No fucking way is this real.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: What is this?
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Hit me.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: I swear to God, if this is stupid, it's going
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: to be so dumb.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: From the New York Times, President Trump was said to
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: have been hidden in a catering cart and taken to
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: a military jet for a secret flight out of Turkey
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: last month. Yeah.
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: I just said that to you. Yeah. That dude's fat
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: fucking ass shoved into a catering cart? No way. No
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: fucking way.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: No, you don't have to shove him in. Just sit
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: in here. Cover you up.
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: You couldn't do that.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: No, you can't just sit in a catering cart. Have
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: you seen that guy? There's no just sit here. There's
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: like a squeeze on in.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I mean, if it's get in this catering cart or
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: you're probably going to get shot down, we need to
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: put you in a different plane to get you into
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: your other plane because your new plane fucking sucks.
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: Oh, is that why when they like sent the decoy plane?
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, out of Turkey because Iran was going to shoot
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: him there or something.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: I believe that.
• 20:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I believe he was stuffed into
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: a catering cart.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Well, they're saying that they snuck him into the other plane.
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: They had the decoy plane and they snuck him into
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: the other plane.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: I get that, but that didn't happen in a catering cart.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: New York Times just reported it this evening.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was like the cart that the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: flight attendant pushes. I think it was like the cart
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: that Holds all the catering. It's not like a small...
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: It's like more.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Of a crate than a cart.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: You would need.
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: It would have to be something that he could walk into.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: This dude's not getting on all fours.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: He would need a shipping container.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah. He'd have to get some real big... Something the
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: size of a walk-in freezer.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: At least. At least. This is the best Echo in here.
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: So spacious. A bit cold. Not as many children as
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: I'm accustomed to, but this will do.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: Did you hear Iran also decided that they're just done?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: They're done talking until Trump's gone. And the Strait will
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: remain closed until, what is it, January of 2029? You're
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: going to.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Wait out the whole term?
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: They said January 20th, 2029. They said once Trump is gone,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: then we'll open the Strait or we'll start negotiations.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Good for them.
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: What about, no, I mean, yeah, but like gas is nuts. Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: We talk about it after midterms guys.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I mean, we can impeach, we can get them out
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: of here. We can just speed this shit along. And, uh,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: once he's out, then they'll start talking.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Can we not close the door completely? I don't know.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: They, they said they're done. And honestly, like, I get that. I, I.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: I get it. And that's what pisses me off.
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: Like, what are they, what's, what's going to happen? They're
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: not going to lose this.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: They win. They have won.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I heard rumblings that he's ready to just pull out,
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: call it a victory, and pull out with no.
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: He's called it a victory 18 times already.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: But completely just like, we won, and just leave.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: There's an alternative they're giving. They're giving one more alternative.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: So it's either.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Until Trump's gone, or these are their terms. $ 300 billion
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: in compensation. Like war reparations and shit.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Well, he already offered that the first time.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which that's crazy that they would even offer that.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Release of frozen assets. So additional money on top of that,
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: which would be theirs, but we have frozen it. And
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: then withdrawal of US forces. So give them $ 300 billion.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Give them all of the money that we have frozen
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: of theirs and get the fuck out. And then they'll
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: open the strait.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, do that.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Honestly, also not a bad idea. Given the circumstances, you
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: fucked us so hard, just do that.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you offered that shit already.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And that's U.S. forces in the entire region, I assume?
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: I assume. It's what I'm reading is a little vague
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: in that department. But yeah, I doubt it's the whole region,
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: but definitely from Iran. Definitely from the straight.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not going to pull out of the region.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, I can't imagine they'd still be cool if
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: there's like bases right next door.
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: There's bases all over the Middle East. What are you
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: going to do? They're not going to pull out of
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: every base from the Middle East. Like, there's no way.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: Well, I would take longer than 2029 anyway. I mean,
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: we should.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: I honestly think we should. But I mean, that's as
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: a condition. I don't see that as a realistic one.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: How long it took us to get out of Afghanistan?
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, literally.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: 300 billion in compensation, release of frozen assets, and withdrawal
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: of US forces from Iran. That's doable. It sucks, but
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: it's realistic.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: It sucks way worse to have this closed for the
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: next three years.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: Until 2029? Jesus fucking Christ. Just get him out of there.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: Will he even last that long? Like, Health-wise?
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: I didn't think so, but he just keeps going.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: Fucking cockroach.
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: He is. He's got that Eastern European DNA in him. Something.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Filthy cockroach DNA. Gross.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Who does? Trump?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Cockroach. Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess German, right? It's not really Eastern here.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess not Eastern. Whatever. But Germans are sturdy folk.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: They're sturdy.
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: A lot of Nazis, too.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Nazi Nazis.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: A lot of Nazis.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I don't think they do that anymore. Do they?
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: You'd be surprised. Yeah.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: No, they have that whole... I don't remember what it's called.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: That whole.
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: That Hitler fella.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: That far-right party.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I don't remember what that party's called. They can't win elections,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: which is good, I guess.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: AFP? Something like that?
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: AFP or AFD or something like that.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: AFD?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds right.
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: That old Norm Macdonald bit never ceases to make me laugh.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: When he did that, the Hitler bit on his show, podcast,
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: whatever it was, when he was reading about Hitler. He's
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: just like, hey, whoa, hold the phone. It says here
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: he hates Jews.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: What's that about? Wow.
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: The more I read about this Hitler fella, he seems
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: like a real knucklehead.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: I'd sure say.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Norm was the best.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: I love Norm. R.I.P., man.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: R.I.P. He's on the list of celebrity deaths that hit.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: That hit me hard.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Norm, yeah.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Norm.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Robin Williams. Robin Williams.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Robin Williams.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Bob Saget.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bob Saget.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: And Harambe.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Harambe. Tits out.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: He's up there.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: What do you think of this Anthony Fauci business? I
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: think it's stupid. I think it's so stupid.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: I think it's all so stupid. What's the endgame here?
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: It's so fucking stupid.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: At the very best outcome they could hope for is
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: they get to say, I told you so.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: But I told you so what?
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Like what, what'd they tell us?
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Literally nothing.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: That's literally, literally we'll tell that's not the best outcome.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: Cause what did you tell us? I don't even understand
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: what's going on here.
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: That the COVID jab was a hoax and it was,
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: it did more damage than good.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: They, they, the vaccine or the vaccine, the virus.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Itself, which it didn't. There's no, I think.
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: They're more mad that it was created in a lab.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: I don't, it, it, And accidentally leaked.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I thought that was.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: They're mad about the vaccine? The vaccine is still out there?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: That wasn't even in our country. That was in Wuhan.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Right, but then we funded research towards their lab.
• 27:29
  Speaker 5: We fund research all over the globe.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm not.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: Listen. It isn't Dr. Anthony Fauci's fault.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: Fauci said that during the time... that it was all
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: unfolding before anyone really knew what was happening. And we
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: were all speculating. He was like, I think it was
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: naturally occurring. That was his speculation. It was speculation. He
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: wasn't definitively saying, I think even still to this day,
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: kind of still thinks that I personally think that it
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: just leaked from the lab because like they have a
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: Wuhan coronavirus lab.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I just feels like, you know, connect the dots, but regardless,
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: like who gives a shit where it came from or like,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: We're all just speculating here. Even if we funded that,
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: we fund tons of research labs all over the world.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Because why wouldn't you? We were trying to research shit.
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: It's not our fault that they are sloppy at their job.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of a huge business for us.
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: What did Fauci specifically do? That's what I'm confused about.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: He told you to wear a mask and stand six
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: feet away from other people and that we should probably...
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: to a quarantine.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but what's the downside? Let's say that none of
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: that had any impact on helping prevent it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: They don't like being told what to do.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: It's not going to make it worse either. That's literally it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: That's what I've always said. This was a global event.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: People were dying. I would much rather the government overreact
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: and overprotect than then do nothing.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: There's also this subsect of people that think that the
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: vaccine mandates were... There.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: Was no mandate. There was no government mandate.
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: The fact that you couldn't get into specific places or
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: do specific things if you weren't vaccinated and didn't have
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: proof of vaccination was encroaching on their freedoms. It did,
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: but it was all.
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: privately owned many private businesses.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Vaccine mandates. I'm sure that.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Irritated some people.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: But remember, we're dealing with idiots.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: The people that are like, well, I lost my job.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: I was like, the government didn't take your job. Your company...
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Told you to get vaccinated.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Didn't the military also have vaccine mandates?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but the military has vaccine mandates.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Right. Well, I'm just saying the areas that had vaccine mandates.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: And I believe frontline workers. And again, that's private. Like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: hospitals are private businesses.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hospitals are private businesses. And also, if you work
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: in the medical field and you don't believe in vaccines,
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: you don't belong in the medical field.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Agreed. Yeah, you shouldn't be there.
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: That was mostly just people that got nursing degrees from
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: community college. We're not missing you.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: I just don't understand what their issue is with Fauci specifically.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: What did they think that he did specifically? They need
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: a scapegoat. A global pandemic?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: To take the heat off of the fact that the
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: president at the time fumbled the fuck out of it.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: But, like, why are you.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Who was the president at the time?
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: Donald Trump.
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: But, like, you're bringing.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Up some shit. Remember when he said you should just
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: inject hand sanitizer up your butt or some shit?
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: While he was staring directly at the sun, yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Shove a light bulb in your fucking ass.
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Asshole.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: It doesn't make sense to distract from him being president
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: at that time because no one's even thinking about this,
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: and now you're bringing it back up. Even though you're
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: pointing a finger at someone else.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Doesn't distract from the fact that he was first in
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: line to get the fucking vaccine.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: This is why humanity is doomed to fail. Everyone's listening
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: to the guy that was staring at the fucking sun
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: while he was saying this shit.
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: Are people listening to him? Do people actually listen to
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: him still?
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: People do, unfortunately.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: At this point, I'm like, how?
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: People are fucking stupid, man.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fucking stupid. That's the problem.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: They've gutted education.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: They'll just. Decades now.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: At least one third of the country is completely stupid.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: Dang, completely?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Completely.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: Dang.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Not just like kind of stupid, like completely stupid.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: They're functionally illiterate. Dang. That sucks.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: We're coked on.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: We had a show called Are You Smarter Than a
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Fifth Grader?
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: We did have a show.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: And most people weren't.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: Yep. Most people were not.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: That was a fucking game show here.
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: Still is.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: We asked the question, are you smarter than an elementary
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: school child? And the answer is no. What?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: You said it's coming back?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: They rebooted it.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Travis Kelsey's the host now.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Why? Hold on. Wasn't Jeff Foxworthy the host?
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: It was originally Jeff Foxworthy.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: So they went to the, you might be a redneck guy,
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: and were like, So you might have CTE guy. Yeah.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: We need to find someone way fucking dumber.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Someone with actual brain damage.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Holy shit.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Uh, no, he's, he's got to start like getting out
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: of football. He's already set.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: Does he play still?
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: Doesn't he? Is he on the roster this year? I
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Unless he just retired, but I thought he still played.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: He doesn't have to.
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: He's Billy. Travis Kelsey sucks.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: He, He's married to a billionaire.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: He was a good tight end for like a year
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: and a half.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: So that's why he's starting his post-football career, just doing
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: like TV shows and whatever, just fucking around, just to
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: keep him busy.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Your post-football career should just be go away. Go away.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Fade into obscurity.
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: God, that was so annoying when people were like putting
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: him in the GO conversation. And he's at a podcast
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: with Jason. They're like, oh, he's the best tight end ever.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: Are you kidding me? They won a couple Super Bowls
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: and then he yelled at Andy Reid for a while.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: He's not the fucking goat. Yeah, no. Maybe Gronk, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: I'm not a fan.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Gronk.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: But anyways, yeah, we're cooked. Education is.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: It's so bad.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: It's yikes.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: And yeah, we're not smarter than fifth graders on average.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I am.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Well, you're above average, aren't you?
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I've been told. I've been told that before.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Many a lady.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: No.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Show off. Mr. Above Average over here.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I just do, you know, I do a lot of trivia.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Keep my mind sharp.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: Does trivia make you smart? Or does that just make
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: you know random facts?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Well, what is smart?
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Are we doing trivia again? No.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: No.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Smart's just knowing things.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: What kind of things?
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: All sorts of things.
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Is smart memorizing or is it understanding?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Understanding.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: That's the distinction I'm getting at.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Well, sure.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Facts is you can just memorize facts.
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: Facts is dumb and gay. I want to do trivia again.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm smart about everything.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: I'm not diminishing your trivia.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I got my powerhouse subjects.
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I got you.
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: I got you.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I'd be a good asset on a trivia team.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: We got to get Jelly back. Remember that guy?
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Is that guy still alive?
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's alive.
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: He is. He reached out.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: He didn't even die. All right.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: It's a blessing.
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: He reached out and said he wanted to do it again,
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: and then I don't remember what happened. Jelly, if you're listening,
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: email us. Trivia at the Dingo Daily. What is it? Info?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Info.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: Trivia? No, we don't have that. Don't email that. That
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: will bounce. Robbie's going to make it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: I won't.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: I only got a limited number of emails.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: Trivia at the dingo monthly.com.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to self-host email. It's a whole thing.
• 36:04
  Speaker 5: Alright, info at the dingo daily.com God. Yeah, God is right.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: Bring God into this. He doesn't need to know what
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: I'm doing.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: He doesn't need to know about my inbox.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: God's not even real.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Yes, she is. You bitch.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: It's not a she. Or a he.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: They, them.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: No.
• 36:29
  Speaker 5: I don't give a shit what God's pronouns are.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: It's not an entity.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: It's everything.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not doing this.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Don't do it. We don't want to do this. We
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: don't have time for this anyway.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: We don't have time for this.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I've been eating a lot of mushrooms lately.
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Go on.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Just... Just doing. Just microdosing.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, microdosing?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty often.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: It's probably good with the stump time.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It's working wonders on my mental health.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: I imagine.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Just, it's fine. And I don't fucking care anymore.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: In this fucked up world where everything seems to be shit,
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: how's that managing for you?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: You just don't care.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: Disassociate.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I don't care because it doesn't matter.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: Doesn't matter at all. Nothing matters?
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: What matters? What matters?
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: You know, nothing really.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Something's got to matter. There's got to be something that
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: matters to you, at least.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: Beyond family. Don't say family.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's not it. It's family.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: You don't even like your family. I like you guys.
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: You beat all of them. We just saw you. I don't.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: Actually, you hugged the shit out of your daughter. Yeah,
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: you did hug her. I can't do the bit all
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: the time.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: But yeah, uh, you're treating your sister-in-law. Well, don't fuck
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: your sister-in-law.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: Well, film it. There's a huge market for that.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: What?
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're going to say there's not.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: If you're selling it, I get, listen, I'm not here
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: to give advice right now. All I'm saying is, uh,
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: what matters?
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: So microdosing, like, I'm down.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: And in what scheme of what? What matters to what?
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Life. In what scheme of what?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Your everyday. Your future. Your children's future.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: Go full macro and then whittle it down.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I'm just going to continue to live my life as scheduled.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: And then one day I'm going to die.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Right. You know what matters?
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Us.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: People. People.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: People matter. Sure. I mean, I'm not saying like nothing
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: matters in terms of like, I'm not like a nihilist.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: No, no, no.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying that. I'm saying like your, your state
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: of mind has been altered by the introduction of continuous
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: micro dosing. And it seems like you're happier and you're,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to understand what, what is making your, your
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: mind tick or not tick.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: I'm about to feed you baby bird.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: Just like riff off of it.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: People matter. We all matter.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: We all do matter.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: Sure. It is the human experience. We are not here
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: for any specific reason. other than to exist.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Right, so I want to push further on that and
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: say that the whole point of everything that's been getting
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: us upset up until this point, and you previously before
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: all your shrooming, Is that government is not working as
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: intended because it really is intended. What should be doing
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: is helping the people, the things that matter, making life
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: better for people. And since that's not happening, in fact,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: it's getting made worse. The thing that matters, people, which
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: we decided are suffering. So does that not bother you
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: anymore or are you just not thinking about it anymore?
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, it bothers me. But there's no point in
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: getting emotional about it. There's not much that I can
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: personally do about it. I'm not an activist. Sure, we
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: do our very little part calling this shit out on
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: our bullshit podcast that we have. And I go out
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: and vote. That's about the only power I have. Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: Government is a man-made thing. problem disguised as a solution
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: to a problem that we didn't have. You can scrunch
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: your face up all you fucking want.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: It's not... I think it can do good.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I agree and I disagree.
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: It's a man-made problem. I think the problem is that
• 41:03
  Speaker 4: we're doing it wrong.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: We're doing it wrong.
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Government is a man-made problem.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I think big.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: Government's also a man-made solution.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I think big.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Especially.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Especially in a country as big as ours. Flesh it out.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I think there's no possible way that there should be
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: one sole government that runs our entire realm.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Dude, go back to the barter system.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Alright, let me barter for healthcare though. Let's say I
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: have cancer. Government funding helps research and development to find
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: a cure. In a barter system society, we're not finding
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: a cure for cancer.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: Why not?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Speaking of cures for cancer, three American scientists just developed
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a bacteria that can eat tumors.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: No, stop. Shut up. That's next week.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: Because you need the ultra-wealthy, pretty much, or you need
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: a government system that has the ability to fund these things.
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: So it's either going to be uber-capitalist and... paywalled off
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: to only those who can afford it.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Why do you need a centralized government.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: To fund it? Because it's not cheap to do all
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: this research and development. You gotta pay people to make
• 42:22
  Speaker 4: it worth their time. Make it worth their while.
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: Let's go back in time and see where we branched
• 42:28
  Speaker 5: off so incorrectly where this is where we're at. We
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: had a barter system?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Because....
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: They told FDR he couldn't be president anymore. In hindsight,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: that's probably a good idea.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Is it, though?
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: In hindsight, yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, term limits should be a thing. And
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sure a president shouldn't be able to be president forever.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: But what if they're doing a really good job?
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that is... It's a valid question.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Then you should vote for someone... who shares similar policy viewpoints.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but the two-party system only gives us shit and shit. No, no, no, no.
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: You voted for someone four terms in a row to
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: the point where you would have kept voting for the
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: same policies over and over again if given the chance.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Just keep voting for the same policies. Don't vote for
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: the other party. Don't worry about the two-party system. Vote
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: for the policies that are working. Vote for who is saying,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: I will continue with these policies that continue to work.
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: That's who you vote for.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: What if no one's continuing these policies?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Then that's not good.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: That's something that happened. Well, yeah, that's happening constantly. That's
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: always happening.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Now it is. So then the two-party system is bullshit.
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah. I mean, the party system is awful. The
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: answer is ranked choice voting.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: We'll never get it.
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: What are you trying to get at? Do you have
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: an answer or are you trying to find an answer?
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to find an answer.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Eat mushrooms.
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: That's the answer.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: Everybody.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Sounds like eat mushrooms, right? I know.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 44:20
  Speaker 5: Just kind of check out.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Everybody. Everybody in the whole world. Can you imagine what
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: would happen if everyone in the whole world ate mushrooms
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: on the same day?
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: That'd be a pretty sweet day.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: It'd be probably the entire country. global shift that we
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: need all all religion would crumble.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: I don't know about that yeah hell yeah yeah okay
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: there'd also be like a huge subsect of people that
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: would have sex with animals on that day too so
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: probably yeah it would be they'd get really fucked up
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: and be like my dog's got a hot asshole.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah and not everyone is gonna have a good time
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: no I don't think it's going to turn out the
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: way you think it's going to turn out. Plus, any
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: extremists might get more extreme.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: I think weed is a little more of what you're
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: going for.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: No.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: But even still, some people can get a little too
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: spooked and paranoid. I hear you. I just feel like
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: not everyone has the same experiences. And depending on where
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: your mindset already is can determine where your mindset will go.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm sure.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: But I do think that to get to where Dingo's
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: trying to go, I think the answer is ranked choice voting.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: I think that's the thing that brings everything back on track.
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: I think dismantling the political parties.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think that's realistic because people are
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: going to always group together. There's always going to be
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: coalitions of people like we're better in numbers. Or more
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: effective in bigger numbers. It's what they do.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: It is a good idea, but it just isn't realistic.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: We're not going to get rid of parties. Inherently, it's
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: just not going to happen. But ranked choice voting will
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: allow it so more parties are given the opportunity or
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: more candidates, rather. More policy ideas. More ideas are able
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: to be heard. And it's not going to feel like
• 46:22
  Speaker 4: you're wasting your vote. You can actually vote.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: For what you want. Yeah. And it's also... More the
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: voice of the people. Exactly.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: I think that's the answer.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Rather than just the two tribes.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: Everything better.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: It's– yeah, sure.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: But I think that political parties just– it muddies the water.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Of course. But it's inevitable. Because you have people that
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: you don't even– There's people that don't even read. They
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: don't read. They don't look at policy. They don't look
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: at what these politicians stand for. They just vote on
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: party lines because I'm a Republican or I'm a Democrat.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: Well, they literally can't read.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: And they're going to continue to do that until you
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: start voting them out. And with ranked choice voting, you
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: actually can vote them out. Right now, it's either option
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: A or option B. And those are your options for
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: the most part. I mean, you might get an independent
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: here and there occasionally. But it's either A or B.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: With ranked choice voting, that's not the case anymore. There's
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: no like, oh, it's party lines. You can be worried
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: about not getting in with your party because now there's
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: other options. The party's going to be there, but when
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: you have more options, more ideas, more people willing to
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: vote outside of the two-party system, things will change.
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah. 21% of adults in this country, 45 million people
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: are functionally illiterate.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, I believe that.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: They see the R and they see the D. Actually,
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: you know what? They see the R and they vote.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if more than half people aren't functionally illiterate
• 48:04
  Speaker 4: and they realize that rank choice voting is a good
• 48:06
  Speaker 4: system and then they start actually using that system, all
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: it takes is more than half.
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: If you think 21% that is being the jump off
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: point of illiteracy, you think more than half people are
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: going to see.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: More than half of all voters vote. More than half
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: of voters. That's all you need.
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: If you whittle it down, 21% of people cannot fucking
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: read in this country. The best you can hope for
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: is 5% of people being like, oh, ranked choice voting
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: is good. It's not going to happen.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Are you saying ranked choice voting won't get implemented or
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: it won't make things better once it's implemented?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: It will not be implemented. I agree with it 100%.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I'm on your side. I'm just saying we're too fucking dumb.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: That's the answer.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: To implement it.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: That's the answer to a lot of positive change. That's
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: the starting point. That's the catalyst for positive change in
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: this country is ranked choice voting. Correct.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: And you're shooting for the stars and you will not
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: get it.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: I think it's possible. I think it needs more advocacy.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: A 21% illiteracy rate is ridiculous. We're not getting ranked choice.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: They can't even fucking read. Hop on pop is a
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: challenge for them. Dr. seuss is out of their realm
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: of possibility.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Just needs advocacy there is rank choice voting in some
• 49:27
  Speaker 4: states already isn't new york rank choice voting now it
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: is not new york's uh city in their local elections
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: isn't it.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: No no i don't believe so Are you sure? Looking
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: it up.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: I think Maine is ranked choice voting. I think the
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: whole state of Maine.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: I believe.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I believe it is. There is one state that does
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: ranked choice voting.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: State? I think it's Maine. I don't think there's a
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: whole state.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: I think there's a whole state.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: You're correct. Maine and Alaska. Boom.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Only in primaries.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Only in primaries.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Correct. Okay.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Well, let's just start. And doesn't New York have it?
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: No.
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: New York City? Certain jurisdictions.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: And only Democratic voters in Alaska, Hawaii, Kansas, Wyoming. Well,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's not nowhere. New York City. As
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: of 2022, Alaska, Maine, New York City, Cambridge, Massachusetts, Minneapolis.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: It's not nowhere.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Ranked choice voting is out there.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: It is spreading.
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: People are understanding that this is the answer. It's in
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: ye of little faith.
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, local elections only.
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: Well, that's how it starts.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: 62 jurisdictions.
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: The road to national is local.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Only for primary elections.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Local primary elections. So far.
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: Gotta start somewhere.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: It's not... I guess, yeah, you're starting somewhere, but it's
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: not carrying any weight yet. I know there's advocacy groups
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: that are pushing for it. I'm aware of them. I
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: support them, but it's... It's a big fight.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: The National Popular Vote Act.
• 51:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: That's working its way. More and more states keep adding
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: that slowly over time.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Not full states. Certain jurisdictions within the states.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: A lot of full states, though.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: A lot of full states have already signed on. I
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: don't understand.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: But you can't really get on board until the majority
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: of states are on.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: But I don't understand how that's just not a no-brainer. Like,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: we don't have a guy on horseback riding the fucking
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: votes to Washington, D.C. We don't need the electoral college anymore.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: No, it makes no sense. I saw that what is
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: gaining traction is adding seats to the House of Representatives.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: As the population increases, I mean, I think that makes sense.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: It hasn't been changed since 1913? What was it? A
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: long time ago, and it's been 2.4 times the population
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: increase since it's been increased.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: We're probably due for an upgrade.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Honestly, that makes sense. We are way more than due.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: They need to add some seats to the Supreme Court, too.
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: That is the next step.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know how I feel about that. I have
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: mixed feelings about that. Supreme Court or the House of Representatives?
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: Supreme Court. I'm not a no. I'm a mixed feelings.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: There should be more.
• 52:37
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm not next, I just don't know.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: I don't know. It just feels like you add people
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: now just for your party, then the next party will
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: add more. It adds a weird precedent of just adding
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: more justices so you win.
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I like the idea, I just don't know about the
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: approach yet. It's not fleshed out enough.
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: And at what point are there too many cooks in
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: the kitchen?
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: Right. Then there's that.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: Should there be one from each state?
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: One Supreme Court justice from every state.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: 50 Supreme Court justices is wild.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: In no fucking world do I want a Senate worth
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: of judges. Or I guess half a Senate. But still,
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: that's crazy. That's way too many people deciding the fate
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: of laws in the country.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Well, surely they should not be lifetime appointments.
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: I mean, not if there's 50 of them.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: No, not if there's any of them.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Not if there's any of them. There shouldn't be a
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: lifetime appointment to anything.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: That's crazy. People become old and senile and shit in
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: their pants at a certain point. No, you need to
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: not be here.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they want RVs.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: There should be term limits. Every government seat should have
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: term limits. Absolutely.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: 100%.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: And also age limits. And I think it should be
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: capped at 70.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: That'll be harder to enforce.
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: It also gets weirder as the future progresses because lifespans
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: increase over time, which I think.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Is already going down. But it's possible.
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: Well, they're decreasing now.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: They're decreasing right now, but they were increasing.
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: For a while. Forever until the past generation.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: But when you get to a certain point in your life,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: you don't understand.
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: And you just want to die.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: You don't understand the needs of the current future generation.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: You're right. You're right.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Agreed.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: They're out of touch. A lot of these politicians are
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: just too old and out of touch. They don't get
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: what it's like living in today's day and age as
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: a young person trying to make it in this country.
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: You hear that, Mitch? You fuck.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, the entirety of our government thinks that everybody's
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: making like $ 400, 000 a year.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: Mitch doesn't hear fucking shit.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Mitch is dead.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: Mitch died.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: There's no way that that guy's alive.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: $ 400, 000.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: His remains to be seen.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: His remains to be seen.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's just wild to me how much a household
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: can make in this day and age and struggle.
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Six figures is not a big deal anymore.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: No, it's nothing.
• 55:43
  Speaker 5: That's nothing. A hundred K that's okay. What are you
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: a bag boy at grocery store?
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: God, the fucked up part is that like a bag
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: boy at a grocery store is still making like what?
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: 30 K.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: Like they don't, they don't pay people anything.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Like a hundred K you just die.
• 56:01
  Speaker 4: You just die. Like that dude fucking dies. Like that
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: dude's living with mom and dad. That's not a living
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: on my own salary.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: I went to my parents' house last week and I
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: was like, just going through things to get rid of.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: And I found my old pay stubs from when I
• 56:19
  Speaker 5: was 18, 19, making $ 11 an hour. And I remember
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: thinking like, that's okay. Yeah.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: And that wasn't that long ago.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: And really wasn't.
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: People still make that money. And are expected to raise children.
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: I was a child and I lived at home and
• 56:44
  Speaker 5: I could pay whatever stupid bills I had. My car
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: payment and some gas and cell phone. And people are
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: out there making that right now with families. And I
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: just don't know how Just don't know how. I just
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: don't know how.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Because they're leaving their job that they make $ 11 an
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: hour and they're door dashing the rest of the night.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: That's not even sustainable too. No, it's not sustainable.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: I've looked into that.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: I can't wrap my head around it.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: I honestly don't know how people are surviving in this country.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I honestly don't know.
• 57:24
  Speaker 5: At what point Do the scales just completely tip and
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: people are like, enough is enough. And there's a huge revolt.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Luigi intensifies.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: How? That's the American problem is how? How do we revolt? How?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: There is no. Yeah.
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: I know everyone's right on the precipice, but they never
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: are pushed over the edge.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: What are we going to do? What are we going
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: to do? We're going to storm the Capitol? How?
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: People tried that.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: That's like a Yeah, but that's like a 20-hour drive
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: for some people. That's not going to happen.
• 58:01
  Speaker 4: They're going to take off work.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: It's like a whole thing.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what am I going to Amtrak to the overthrow?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: The only realistic, and it's not even that realistic, but
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: it's the only real way, is a national general strike.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Just fucking stop. Just stop. No one's going to do it.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: Everyone's fucking too much.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: Of a pussy.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: It's too big. It's just too big. This country is
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: too big to do that.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: The country is too big. It's too big. We're too many.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: It's too hard to organize. But that's the easiest solution
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: is a national general strike.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: The people in charge figured out long ago how to
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: keep us suppressed.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, if you want my honest opinion, the
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: easiest way to do it, And it wouldn't even take
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: a national general strike. All it would take is nurses
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and teachers.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: Not even teachers.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: If nurses and teachers... I don't give a.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Shit about education.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think nurses would because some people would die. Yeah,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: but if the teachers go on strike, what are you
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: going to do with your kid?
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: That would be bad.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: That grinds everyone.
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: A lot of parents would die. grinds everyone teachers are
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: basically daycare yeah basically yeah.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: That's a great teachers and nurses go on strike everything
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: falls apart everything just grinds to a halt now what
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: now you're gonna listen now.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah no no maybe What were we talking about?
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: Still got Bean Boozled. Gonna be Juicy Pear Booger.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: It's Booger.
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: I got a pear!
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Yay!
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Well, I hate to be the bearer of some real
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: bad news, but it looks like Iran's shutting down the.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Strait of Hormuz.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: We have this guy in office that keeps lighting the fuse.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Resignation or $ 300 billion.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: Time to choose.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: The details of his exit are a little murky, and
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: the mode of transportation seems a little quirky.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Depending who you ask, it was completely jerky.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: As he left his staff to die.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: On their way from Turkey.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: Order up, it's coming through.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: Order up to plane number two.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: Order up, now he's panic stricken.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Order up and army side serving on. Fit that box
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: like a man of that size never should.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Iran said come on back when the president's good There
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: are ways to end this now and you know we
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: could Maybe pray a little bit, fingers crossed, knock on
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: wood But for now we have a coward who would
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: rather sneak And they tried to keep it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Secret but we got a peep.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: The only info that we get is coming from a
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: leak America has no more paddles and we're up Schitt's
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: Creek Order up, it's coming through. Order up to plane
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: number two. Order up now, he's panic stricken.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 2: Order up an army side serving.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: Of orange chicken.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Orange but his belly's yellow no smart man.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: Claims he's a courageous fellow he'll sacrifice his minions to
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: a flak.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: Shell inside that.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Box i can't imagine the smell order.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Up it's coming through order up to play number.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: Two order up now
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: He's panic stricken order up and army sigh so Orange chicken.