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FULL SHOW: Heavy Prep · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodake Big Show.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
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  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Hauraki Big.
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  Speaker 1: Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day,
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  Speaker 1: you mad bass.
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  Speaker 3: It's great to have your company this Wednesday afternoon. It
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  Speaker 3: is the 16th of September, 2026. And you, my friends,
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  Speaker 3: as always, listening to the Big Show, brought.
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  Speaker 1: To you by ReBurger.
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  Speaker 4: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. ReBurger, redefining the norm.
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  Speaker 1: ReBurger.
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  Speaker 5: G'day, Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: Stud, you stallion, you Greek god, you Adonis. How's life?
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  Speaker 5: Going pretty grousey, you mad dog, you sick son of
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  Speaker 5: a bee, you shocking bastard, you lousy SOB, you weirdo,
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  Speaker 5: you freak show. Pivot. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey.
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  Speaker 5: Peeping Tom. Well, you handsy son of a bitch, you...
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  Speaker 5: Going good, man. Got only a couple of weeks away from,
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  Speaker 5: what do you call it there, daylight savings, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 5: It's not far now. Exciting stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what, when we leave work now, the
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  Speaker 1: birds are a-tweetin'.
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  Speaker 5: Those goddamn birds.
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  Speaker 1: Which is always a sign the seasons are a-changin'.
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  Speaker 5: Have you noticed that, Keezy, you bad dog?
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  Speaker 4: I've noticed that things are slightly changing. Cannot wait for
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  Speaker 4: daylight savings.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 4: Because, of course, that means I can have my famous
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  Speaker 4: after-dinner walk with my wife.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: After the show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Because you get a bit spooked in the dark, eh?
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  Speaker 4: It's a bit spooky.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, Jase.
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  Speaker 4: I get spooked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So as soon as that sun goes down, I am indoors.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, well, as you should be. It's bloody rough out west.
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  Speaker 4: Fast asleep with my nightlight on. Jase, how are you today, man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good, thanks. Fellas, I can't complain. I'm feeling tickety-boo.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's great news, man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, man. I'll tell you what, though.
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I am excited about this show.
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  Speaker 5: What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. That's me,
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  Speaker 5: I'm Old Mogi. Yes. That's what they call me. Last
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  Speaker 5: two days to get yourselves in the draw for Would
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  Speaker 5: You Rather. That is the opportunity to either go to
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  Speaker 5: Mount Panorama, the home of Bathurst, or to the grand
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  Speaker 5: final in Sydney. We're drawing that Monday morning, fellas. We're
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  Speaker 5: doing the breakfast show tomorrow, Friday and Monday there. Bloody
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  Speaker 5: exciting stuff. Outside of that, after five o'clock, Joel Little,
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  Speaker 5: the famous Joel Little, producer for Lorde, for example, and
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  Speaker 5: Taylor Swift and all sorts of other people, but also
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  Speaker 5: the frontman singer-songwriter for the That incredible groundbreaking band, Goodnight Nurse, Keezy,
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  Speaker 5: would have been one of your most influential Kiwi bands,
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  Speaker 5: I'd imagine.
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  Speaker 1: 100%, man.
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  Speaker 4: I just couldn't get over how groundbreaking they were.
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  Speaker 5: They're groundbreaking, man. I was all about Goodnight Nurse.
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  Speaker 1: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 5: And up next, old Keezy over here. He's been worried, man.
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  Speaker 5: He's been worried. He started packing his house. He's got
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  Speaker 5: to move out of home. You need a bit of
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  Speaker 5: advice here, brother.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can help you with that.
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  Speaker 4: Just what to keep, what to give away, how not
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  Speaker 4: to be overwhelmed by the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure.
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  Speaker 5: Can help you there, man.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the darkness.
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  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 1: Radiohead there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: The time is, wait for it, wait for it, wait
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  Speaker 3: for it, 4.13.
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  Speaker 5: Good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Fellas, I'm moving out of my house, man.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 4: So I've got until the end of next month to
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  Speaker 4: get out of my joint. Buying a new place. Nothing's
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  Speaker 4: popped up yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: But we've sold. So I have to get out.
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  Speaker 4: And even though I've got nowhere to go to, I'm
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  Speaker 4: going to start packing my stuff. Because I'm also going
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  Speaker 4: on a holiday in a few weeks' time for two
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  Speaker 4: weeks to Japan, which is kind of really badly timed.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: So I've got to pack the house, go on holiday,
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  Speaker 4: come back, pack the house, have nowhere to go.
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  Speaker 5: You're very stressed out, aren't you? It's all coming down
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  Speaker 5: on top of you at the same time.
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  Speaker 4: When it rains, it pours, man.
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  Speaker 5: Have you heard of that? Have you ever tried squeezing balls,
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  Speaker 5: stress balls?
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  Speaker 4: It's not so much the how to deal with stress
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  Speaker 4: thing I need help with.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 5: I've never tried that.
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  Speaker 4: No, I've never done it.
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  Speaker 5: You should.
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  Speaker 3: They do say buying and selling a house is one
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  Speaker 3: of the more stressful things you can do.
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  Speaker 1: 100%.
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  Speaker 4: And it's really rewarding and really great.
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  Speaker 5: I thought it was moving.
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  Speaker 1: That as well.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm doing that as well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Moving somewhere.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Look, Keezy, look, I can relate having just moved, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, at the beginning of the year we moved
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  Speaker 1: after 27 years in the same joint. with four girls
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  Speaker 1: that we brought up there, you can imagine the piles
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  Speaker 1: of shit everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: 100% useless garbage.
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  Speaker 1: Garbage.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll tell you, in terms of packing up your house,
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  Speaker 3: because Mogi's a pro at this, but we weren't. The
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  Speaker 3: phrase I used most often while we were doing that
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  Speaker 3: was burn it.
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  Speaker 1: Burn it.
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  Speaker 4: I would have thought the phrase you used most often
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  Speaker 4: would have been a swear word.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Evan and Jeff and then burn it.
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  Speaker 1: So we had a big fire pit.
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  Speaker 4: You just burn everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I dug a massive hole in the backyard and
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  Speaker 1: we just burnt it.
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  Speaker 4: But you can't burn everything. Like, for example, we've got
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  Speaker 4: an ottoman.
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  Speaker 1: They'll burn.
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  Speaker 4: That I need to get rid of.
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  Speaker 5: We've got a.
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  Speaker 4: Single bed we don't really need.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, actually. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Which we're probably going to sell, you know? I was
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  Speaker 4: thinking sell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I've got a brazier I don't want. Do braziers burn?
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  Speaker 5: Well, not very well.
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  Speaker 1: No. Have you considered a garage sale at Keezy's?
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  Speaker 4: I don't really want to. No, I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: do a garage sale.
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  Speaker 5: You should, man. They've got great guns. We can organise
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  Speaker 5: it for you or promote it through the Hauraki Big
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  Speaker 5: Show social.
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  Speaker 1: Totally, man.
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  Speaker 3: We'll do that for you. We want to take some
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  Speaker 3: of the load off Keezy. A Keezy garage sale.
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  Speaker 5: And your house is going to be empty for a
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  Speaker 5: couple of weeks, is it?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: My mum's coming to stay for two weeks.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I thought your bodybuilder jiu-jitsu mate was staying there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, that's my mum. Look, and Jase, I appreciate
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  Speaker 4: you and Mogi stepping up to help take my load,
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  Speaker 4: but I want to be honest, I don't really want
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  Speaker 4: the Hodaki audience to be, you know, around at my
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  Speaker 4: house going through old Keezy stuff.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you hate them. I always forget about that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, look, for me it's two birds, one stone.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: You get rid of stuff and you make a bit
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  Speaker 3: of money on the side.
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  Speaker 4: But I don't have the stuff I've got to get
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  Speaker 4: rid of. There's a few things that I'll sell.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, look, anything you put out there, I think people
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  Speaker 1: are going to snap up.
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  Speaker 5: If working with Jase has taught you anything, I would
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  Speaker 5: have hoped it would be that people will buy any
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  Speaker 5: old shit.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but actually, what's the name of that auction website
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  Speaker 4: you use? Maybe I'll put all my stuff on there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's not... Quality enough, I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 4: What, for that website?
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  Speaker 5: For that website.
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  Speaker 1: It's more of a garage sale type setup. But I
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  Speaker 1: think that'd be great. Mogi and I could set up
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  Speaker 1: a little lemonade stand.
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  Speaker 4: Right, okay.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I can help you whichever way you
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  Speaker 5: want to go, Keezy. You're moving and your approach to it,
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  Speaker 5: it's a state of mind. My wife and I have
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  Speaker 5: been together for 10 years. We've probably lived in 30-plus properties,
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  Speaker 5: I would say.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy. With absolutely no word of a lie. My
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  Speaker 5: daughter is seven years old. She's lived in, I would say,
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  Speaker 5: eight properties now, and this is the most settled we've
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  Speaker 5: ever been in our lives. That's crazy. Everything about it
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  Speaker 5: is easy. There's nothing to worry about. You're going to
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  Speaker 5: be fine, and I can give you any kind of
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  Speaker 5: advice you need, mate, any kind of advice you need,
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  Speaker 5: because the thing is, if it gets too hard, You
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  Speaker 5: can just walk out the door with the clothes on
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  Speaker 5: your back and just forget about it.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 5: Just leave it. Just forget about it. Just walk into
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  Speaker 5: the ocean and never look back.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 1: And I can go around there and burn it. I'll
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  Speaker 1: do that for you, Keezy.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks, man. It's good stuff.
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  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question.
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  Speaker 2: One weekend of a lifetime. Would you rather?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, indeed, was or cars, you decide. We're getting down
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  Speaker 3: to the pointy end of the competition. We're going to
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  Speaker 3: be announcing the winner for that, by the way, on
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  Speaker 3: the breakfast show on Monday. And we'll be doing that
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  Speaker 3: show because we're going to be doing breakfast tomorrow, Friday
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  Speaker 3: and Monday, fellas.
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  Speaker 1: You excited?
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  Speaker 5: Frothing it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Frothing. Fizzed.
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  Speaker 4: Big shout out to BoysTrip.co.nz. Both of these trips, depending
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  Speaker 4: on which one you win, will be provided by them.
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  Speaker 4: They handle everything, flights, accommodation, shuttles, blah, blah, blah. There's
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  Speaker 4: lots of good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: All that jazz. Or the admin, if you will.
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  Speaker 5: It's marginally stressful, isn't it? Because with doing breakfast on Monday,
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  Speaker 5: we've got the wires on your Sunday night. And if
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  Speaker 5: we win, it's going to be a huge run. We're
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  Speaker 5: just going to have to come straight in.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bloody good call, actually, Mogi.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, mate.
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  Speaker 1: Really good call. G'day, Sean.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we're going to Sean over, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you mad bastard. How's life? Good, thanks. That's good. Sean,
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  Speaker 1: you had a good day? Yeah, yeah, I've been pretty
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  Speaker 1: busy with work, yeah. Yeah, good on you, mate. It's annoying,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it?
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  Speaker 5: Work always gets in the way of cool stuff, man.
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  Speaker 5: What do you do for a crust, by the way?
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  Speaker 1: I'm an insurance broker. Oh, backbone.
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  Speaker 5: You must have the woman throwing themselves at you, do you, Sean?
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  Speaker 1: Not totally, no. Right, okay. Now tell me, Sean, where
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  Speaker 1: are you leaning in terms of this competition? I'd be
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  Speaker 1: in our grand final, certainly. Yeah, no, good call, my love.
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  Speaker 1: Who would you take with you, Sean?
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  Speaker 5: My wife.
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  Speaker 2: My wife.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nice, mate. Well, you're in the draw. Good luck. Cheers.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Good on you, Sean. Thank you, Sean.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. G'day, Jenna. How's life?
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  Speaker 5: Amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Wow. Says who? Tell me why is it
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  Speaker 1: so amazing, Jenna? Because I've been trying to.
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  Speaker 4: Ring through for over a week and I finally got through.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Now you're talking.
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  Speaker 1: Hello. my lotto ticket good stuff uh tell me jenna
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  Speaker 1: what do you do for a crust kindy take care
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah i need a few nights away to go
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  Speaker 1: to the nrl grand final and get away from.
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  Speaker 5: Kids how's this uh winter been for you sickness wise
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  Speaker 5: there jenna It makes the day quieter when they're all
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  Speaker 5: the way sick. Yeah, that's great, isn't it? How good.
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  Speaker 3: I've always found kindergartens to be a potpourri of disease,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: And filth. And filth, which I think is really healthy
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  Speaker 1: for kids.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and parents want to get rid of their own kids, so.
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  Speaker 5: They send them to us.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. That's very true. Where are you leaning, Jenna?
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  Speaker 4: Definitely the NRL.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. And who would you take with you?
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  Speaker 5: Bestie Gina.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Gina and Gina.
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  Speaker 4: Here comes trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's trouble.
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  Speaker 5: Too mad, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Gina, you're in the draw, mate. You hold the line,
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  Speaker 4: all right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. You're welcome. Kindy teacher, eh?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 1: That would be hard, Jack. And it's true, you know,
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  Speaker 1: parents so many times be like, oh, thank God, dumped
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: my kid there, off we go.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we went through that transition early on, didn't we?
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  Speaker 5: When I started the show here, I had a two-year-old.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: A two-year-old. And so there's sort of a competition, Keezy,
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  Speaker 5: when you get to the kindy there and your kid's
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  Speaker 5: sick and you know your kid is sick, what you're
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  Speaker 5: trying to do is get your kid through the gate.
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  Speaker 5: And get in your car before they can say anything
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  Speaker 5: to you. That's the game. Now, my thing is always,
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  Speaker 5: if you haven't said anything to me by the time
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  Speaker 5: I get to my car, that kid's yours for the day.
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  Speaker 5: No takey-backsies. Right, okay. That's the sort of game you play.
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  Speaker 1: Finders keepers.
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  Speaker 5: There's a couple of occasions where they wouldn't take us,
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  Speaker 5: so I had to walk along beside the fence and
• 11:35
  Speaker 5: then just launch her over the fence into the playground there.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's right.
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  Speaker 5: And then just keep on walking.
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  Speaker 4: Because you taught her how to do the loosey-goosey.
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  Speaker 1: You go loosey-goosey.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, totally, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, plenty more chances to get yourself in the draw
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  Speaker 4: for Would You Rather this week. We're going to be
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  Speaker 4: doing a blitz tomorrow morning and Friday on the Brekkie
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  Speaker 4: Show as well, but we will be calling the winner Monday.
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  Speaker 4: So make sure you've got your phone on you, you're
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: ready to call 0800 HODAKI, and, of course, you're listening
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: to Radio HODAKI.
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: The HODAKI Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
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  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't he blue there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: this Wednesday afternoon? The time is 4.36 and it was
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: an exciting day today, fellas, with the launch of the
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  Speaker 3: Radio Hodaki and ACC mascot.
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Celebrating the fact that Black Clash tickets for Christchurch at
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: the beginning of next year are on sale today.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, man. How good.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: We were like, man, we need to get down there
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  Speaker 4: and have a mascot because, you know, it's on TVNZ.
• 12:30
  Speaker 4: They've got a mascot. There's a few other mascots getting
• 12:32
  Speaker 4: a mascot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm very passionate. I used to be a mascot.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I got into this whole industry. And I'll
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: be honest with you, I was a little bit peaked.
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  Speaker 3: that I wasn't consulted in terms of, you know, what
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: they were thinking for the mascot or ideas for the mascot.
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  Speaker 3: But I've got to be honest with you, fellas, when
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: it came out, I was like, you nailed it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely nailed it. The one thing I don't know,
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: because as you say, Jase, we knew nothing about it.
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  Speaker 5: I had seen nothing about it until it was announced.
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  Speaker 5: I saw it on social media this morning like everybody
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  Speaker 5: else did. Um, has it got a name?
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  Speaker 1: Not yet.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, so we're going to run some sort of like
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: name it probably competition, you know, towards the black clash there.
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  Speaker 1: Cause.
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  Speaker 4: As I said, we need a mascot, a Hodaki mascot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally.
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: And I couldn't be more stoked with what they've come
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: up with. I mean, in terms of, hey, something that
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: represents us as a station.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: As a radio station. You know, and boom, they nailed it.
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: If you'd like to see some footage or photos of it,
• 13:28
  Speaker 4: check out the Radio Hodaki Facebook page or the Radio
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: Hodaki Instagram. There's some shots up there of The Breakfast
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: Show guys unveiling it. Jason, you mentioned that you have
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: mascotting experience. You used to work at the Warriors?
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, at the Warriors there, because I was Wally the Wombat,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: as I've previously discussed.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: And so what year was this?
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: I'd say 97, 98.
• 13:53
  Speaker 4: Late 90s?
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: That long ago. Yeah, maybe.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: 30 years ago, so he would have been nine.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: And he was designed, and Moki talked about this yesterday, interestingly,
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: because what they found is that when the Australian team
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: scored against the Warriors, the crowd went silent.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: It still happens.
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: It just goes deathly quiet. So they wanted to create
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: a character that when that happened could rack up the crowd.
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: So I was like basically fresh meat. to the ravenous
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: crowd so you'd.
• 14:21
  Speaker 4: Be sidelined when they'd score you'd be like jumping.
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: For joy I'd literally be you know I'm saying kiss
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: my butt.
• 14:27
  Speaker 5: And back in those days you must have been exhausted
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: because the opposition was scoring left right and C yeah
• 14:33
  Speaker 5: I And.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: This is a true story I will never, ever forget.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: The first time I did it and the game kicked
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: off and I was fired up.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: I was pumped up and I was running around the
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: joint and I was exhausted, like absolutely physically shattered because
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: you're inside this big horrendous outfit.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: And I looked up at the clock in terms of
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: the game clock. It had been going for three minutes.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. And I was like... Oh, my God.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Far out. So you were more tired than the players were.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: But the best thing about it was that I used
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: to get to stand in the stadium with the teams
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: before they came out.
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: In the tunnel.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: In the tunnel there because I used to have my
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: own little song that I ran out to.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: And the big joke was I'd be going, woo, woo.
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: Running out to the middle of the pitch and then
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: I'd fake a trip and fall over. It was the
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: ultimate slapstick comedy. But, man, I got the crap beaten
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: out of me. I got bins thrown at me. It
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: was just all on for a while. Young and old.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so do you want to do it again?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: No, not– I don't think I'd fit that particular– It's.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: Quite– I'd be into it. I guess probably what we
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: have to do is we're going to have to describe
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: this thing. It's a weird setup, isn't it? It's striking.
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: It's a cricket bat with two balls. Does that sound
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: about right? That's about right. And nothing says Radio Hauraki
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: like a cricket bat with two balls. 100%. And we're
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: also sharing it with the ACC, is that right?
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: We're saving money.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: Once again, if you'd like to see a photo, the
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: Radio Hauraki Facebook or Instagram.
• 16:19
  Speaker 5: It's pretty cool. It's very good.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: If you've seen it, text us 3483 and let us
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: know what you think.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show, weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed, ACDC there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: this Wednesday afternoon. Fellas, let's talk TV. What's on the
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: telly with Mike Minogue. Yeah! That's right.
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Well, as already discussed, fellas, off air. Old Mogi had
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: a bath. I was feeling crook last night. I was
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: absolutely positive I was going to get a flu.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Positive.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Went home, had a bath. I laid in the bath there.
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: I was naked.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. It was the day I was born.
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: Bathed naked. That's weird. I covered myself up with a flannel, obviously.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: Or I cover my eyes up so I can't see myself. Yeah, okay.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, understandable.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Otherwise I can get carried away easy. And I watched
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: a rugby league podcast, This Warrior's Life, which I enjoy
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: very much, but you probably don't want to hear about
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: that here. What did you watch, Jase? God.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Absolute doozy of a movie.
• 17:30
  Speaker 5: What's it called?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Doozy. Sheena. 1984. Check this out for a plot. When
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: the Zambouli tribe in Africa adopts Sheena, they realise she
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: has telepathic powers.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Telepathic.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: So, the queen of the jungle uses her gift to
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: rescue her foster mother, who was wrongly framed for murdering.
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: Can I ask if she can speak to the animals?
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: She can. Yes, I remember this movie. Now, I love
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: myself a bit of... You know, action and adventure. And
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest, I don't mind a bit of nudity.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: And it had all of those things in spades.
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: It was, without question, the most ridiculous movie I've ever
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: seen in my life.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: And Sheena, the main character, basically wears no clothes.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In essence.
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: Played by Tanya Roberts.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Yes. Tanya, old Tanya there.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: And there's a lot of characters that basically wear no clothes.
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Are they all female?
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Mostly, yes. Okay.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: So it's just a terrible, nudie romp in the desert.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, and can I say, she rides a zebra.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: That sounds great. Can I just say for the audience,
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: it came out in 1984.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: 1984.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: IMDB gives it 4.9 out of 10, and Rotten Tomatoes 11%.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: Instead of out of 100%, so pretty good. How many buzzies?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Well, plenty.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: Out of five.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Out of five. Look, on that front, I've got to
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: give it five.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Five buzzies out of five, really?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Look, it's a fun, easy-to-watch romp. Five out of five.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Did you watch it solo or with your wife?
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Solo.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Did you watch it all the way to the end?
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: I bet you did.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Well, it was so cool. The zebra.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Was it a real zebra or was it a painted horse?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I think it was a painted horse.
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: That's called Sheena. Where did you watch that?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Samsung TV.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: I've got to get that.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Bit of good shit. Why not?
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope you're getting through your
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: hump day all right. You're listening to The Big Show, incidentally,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: brought to you by Re-Berger.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Crave-worthy street food freshly made with Re-Berger.
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Re-Berger.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever been so excited as
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I am right now.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why's that? Oh, just the news. The news.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: For Keezy.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Well, can't you just tell me right now?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't want to. Just.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Can you give him a clue?
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Dream come true. Oh.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, yeah.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: What is my dream? What would it be? Mogi suggested
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: he's holding up three fingers, but I don't understand what
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: he means.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: What would that be?
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: Like a roll on TV3 maybe?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Ooh, yeah, well, it could be something like that.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Can you tell me next?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Well, this is what I mean.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: I just want to sort of bang through the next
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: couple of songs so we can get into it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Just bang through them then.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, good.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: Bang, bang.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Arctic Monkey. Arctic Monkey. More than one, yeah.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Tune. Black by Pearl Jam. But we've got some breaking news.
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: This is breaking news.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Most of you will be aware, and when I say
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: most of you, I mean our listeners, that I'm Keezy's agent.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: And I'll be... I'll be honest with you, it hasn't
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: gone well yet.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: He wants to be an actor. He does. Well, I
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: want anything.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: Like, you know, I'm a talented TV presenter, you know?
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: I can do voiceovers. Like, oh, hey, it's me. You know, like,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: I can MC stuff.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: You can do the first seasons of things.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: I can do the first season of stuff before getting replaced.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: I've done that twice.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I'd think more pilot for you, but certainly, look.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Flying a plane?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: No, like, just sort of dummy runs for shows.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, right.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: But, um... You've certainly got some skills, Keezy. Thank you.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I don't just have anyone on my books. You know
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying?
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I'm starting to wonder if you do have anyone else
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: on your books, if I'm honest.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: You know, I can see talent from a mile away.
• 22:16
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I had to get a bit closer for you, but
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: I believe in you, man.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Thanks, man.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: And I know it's always been a dream of yours
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to get on the television.
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: Well, I worked in television for over a decade.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. But, you know, like, as you, Keezy.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? My name's Chris. Hang on.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: So you've got me on television as me. So you're saying, because,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: you know, I do Game of Two Halves, for example.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I'm being me on that. Crowd goes, well, I used
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: to work there. You know, I was just being me
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: on that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: This is more a reality show, and I know that. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: TVNZ?
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: Is it TVNZ?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It is TVNZ, yes. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I heard they're doing another season of this.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: And, you know, oh.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: And I've got to be honest with you, Mogi, you'll
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: appreciate this. I can't disclose at this point.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: No.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: What it is because of, you know, various privacy issues. Okay, yep.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: But I'll tell you what got you in in the end.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: It's the fact that you're a very resourceful fella.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You're a fix-it kind of guy.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, which if it's the show I'm thinking of, 100%
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: that does come in handy.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. And I'd like to think, too, you've got
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: a pretty calm demeanour, generally speaking.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: And if something's not going your way, in which case
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: you lose sleep, you freak out. Sort of panic. Yeah, yeah.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Apart from that... Yeah. But no, and it's a reality
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: show that's huge, by the way.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Very, very big.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: As well you would know.
• 23:50
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay, right. So what, when, where, what?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: And the fact that you're resourceful and you're fit and young.
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: And you've got a bit of meat in your bones.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you know you're carrying my bones you've got some meat
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: on your bones.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah yeah yeah great I mean I don't know
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: how that has anything to do with anything um so
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: all of these things and you're sort of quirky looking
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: stop listing reasons why now and just tell.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Me um well as I say I can't I can't
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: really go into the specifics okay how about this it's
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: something that you've always well you've always wanted to do
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: reality television yes as KC and this is this is
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: your opportunity.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Basically right okay so when does it start filming um
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: In about three months' time.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: Over summer, nice. Smart.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: It won't be summer. It won't be summer.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: No.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: It will be summer.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Not where they're filming this, no.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, they're taking it offshore? Yes.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: That's very much offshore.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Way offshore.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I think they've done one season here. Oh, they have.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. They've done one season here.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: One season here?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, we're thinking of different shows then.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, are we?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: So what shows? What do I have to do?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Well, this one I think, Jase, is going to be
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: filmed in a very remote part. Right.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Of Siberia.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah. Bloody cold there.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: So sort of autumn going into winter, late autumn going
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: into winter. Siberia, right, okay. Yes.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful in autumn, apparently.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: But bloody cold and freezing in winter.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Like minus 60, 70. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in a hotel, obviously.
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: But sort of some pretty famous areas. The producers apparently
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: have heard. Jase has told me. Jase has told me
• 25:26
  Speaker 5: this off-air.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Don't you give too much away here, Mogi.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Have you heard of the Road of Bones? The Road
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: of Bones.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I think I've seen the– no. Sorry, no.
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: That's where the Russians got sort of political prisoners to
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: build a road that went across a Siberian wasteland. Right.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: A lot of people died.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: A lot of people. Pretty much everyone. And so they
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: called it the Road of Bones because it was built on– Yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: What's that got to do– I don't understand because I'm
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: obviously in a hotel or something and we're shooting.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I don't– No, there's no hotels in this show, Keezy.
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: What am I doing? How much do I get paid?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Well, you've got to be out in the middle of nowhere.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: I can't say exactly, but let's just say you're by yourself.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: I'm by myself.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: You're by yourself. And there's no one within Kui of you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: There's no kilometers and kilometers.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: You've got castmates, but they're nowhere near you.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Right, and are they also by themselves?
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: They are by themselves.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Very much by themselves. Can I also say, and this
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: is another thing that was a plus in your favor, actually. Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: You have to do all your own filming and take
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: your own filming equipment and all that sort of stuff.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: You're sort of a one-man crew. And I said, oh,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Keezy can do that. He's a technical wimp.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Piece of piss. On the bright side as well, though,
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: huge prize money, half a million dollars.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Right, but that's only if I win.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, only if you're the last man or woman standing.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: And if I don't, what do I get? Oh.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: Nothing, but, you know.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Frostbite, probably.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Hypothermia.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Right, okay. Yeah.
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: Is the name of the show.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: You could get attacked by bears.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: There's wolves as well.
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: How are you with wolves?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: Have you got anything to dogs?
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: No, I'm all G with dogs. This isn't... It's not alone,
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: is it?
• 27:10
  Speaker 5: Couldn't say.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Can't tell you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Red.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Hot!
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: Chili Peppers there on the Radio Hauraki. Big show this
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. The time is 5.24.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Fellas, the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival is happening
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: again in November.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy!
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: Emerson's, the great New Zealanders are going to be there
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: as well, which is bloody exciting. To celebrate the fact,
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: they've got a whole lot of Emerson's hoodies made up
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: and they've given them all to us to dish out
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: to people who are keen to name our beer. They're
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: making a special beer for the Dunedin Craft Beer and
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Food Festival. It's a tropical hazy pale ale. It just
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: needs a name, guys.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: 3483, text your suggestions through and Pug's going to dish
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: out a few of those hoodies there. Let's name our beer, eh?
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Ah! I tell you what, those Emerson hoodies are bloody
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: great value, especially when you're down and downers because it's.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: She's a bit chilly down there sometimes in a nice
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: warm hoodie.
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: How good. Totally. They are free. They are free, so
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: that's great value. You don't get better value than free.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: It is a value for money.
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: 3483, text us your name for the beer. So it's
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Tropical Hazy IPA. Here are some submissions that have come through, fellas.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: The Mokey J Hazy IPA. So I guess that's all
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: three of us put together.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Mokey J, right.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: Mokey J.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Mokey.
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: Old Mokey J. Hoorah of a hazy.
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: I like that.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I don't mind it.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: That's up there now.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Or hoorah of a brew. Because that rhymes with mood.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: No, don't just say yeah.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: So who did that come from? That sounds like that
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: came from you.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: That was just me. I just said that.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: It's got to come from the listeners.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: What if I text it in?
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can have a crack, but you can't win.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: No hoodie for Keezy.
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: I'm not allowed a hoodie. Surely if I wanted a hoodie,
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: I'd be allowed to have one.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: No. Well, you got those free shirts last night at
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: the Do You Win?
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you got your Wolverine shirt.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You got your Wolverine shirt for free.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Such a weird reference. I did get a Wolverine shirt.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Thanks, fellas. Yeah, you did.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Hey, tropical, keezy, male, pale, stale, Indian pale ale. Guys,
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: we can't just slam.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm just going to say.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: It's not our fault if they're terrible, Keezy, is it?
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Just because you use a lot of words doesn't make
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: it right. Mind you, that one with you on all fours,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: that was good.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that one.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: Noise control.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Well, it is actually, but it turns the noise up.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: It does. Noise control. It's not bad.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: Hazy midnight steamers.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: Are they?
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Hazy bastard. Yes.
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty good.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Hazy bastard's great.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: Hoppy honks.
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: She's a hazy bastard. Hoppy honks.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: Jack's text through saying, just name it Turi, like the
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: old boat the old Radio Haraki started on.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: The Turi.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: Nah.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Meat patty nip juice.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Who wants to drink that, though?
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean, if you didn't know about the
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: show and someone saw.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: That and went, meat patty nip juice.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: Can I have a pint of it, please?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, oh, no. I'm all geese. Be salty.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: I'm all geese.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: Shock and bastard lager. Make it at least 6.5% strength. Well,
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: it's a tropical hazy, what is it?
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Pale ale.
• 30:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: What was the one we liked?
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Three Honkers?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. The one today, our hazy bath.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: The hazy bath.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: That's up there for number one. That's good.
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: At the moment, yes.
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: Keep those eggs coming. 3483, name our beer. And if
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: you'd like tickets to the Dunedin Craft Beer and Food Festival,
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: head to dunedinbeerfestival.co.nz. Shapeshift is going.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: To be there.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: Troy Kingy, Red Fountain, Park Road as well. and over
• 31:06
  Speaker 4: 75 beer and food vendors.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: How good.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Up next, Joel Little.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Welcome back, you massive backbones. Hope your Wednesday night is going.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: Off.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Big Show brought to you by Reburger.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Crave with your street food, freshly made Reburger.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Burger. Burger.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: I want the rest of that opera.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so do I. I'd go and watch that.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Pugs, can you make the rest of that opera, please?
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff, mate. What's on the plate tonight, Mogi?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: I honestly couldn't tell you, man.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, how was your dumpling salad, by the way?
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: The other night, look.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Frozen dumplings.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: Frozen dumpling salad, yeah. It was really good.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: No, because I know what he's doing here, because he
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: got in trouble for dissing it on the air, and
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: he's worried.
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: She wasn't happy.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: He's worried Mrs. Mogi's listening.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: Look, what a treat it is to have someone cook
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: for you. And you should always be grateful. 100%, mate.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I agree, man. I agree.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: He said off-air it was garbage.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: If I said on-air it was garbage, didn't I? Oh, yeah, true.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: But it wasn't. It was really good.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: I'm supposed to be making dinner tonight, a big old
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: butter chicken with my wife's amazing recipe.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: We had butter chicken the other night, Keezy, can I say,
• 32:34
  Speaker 5: when we were all hungover. Great. And it was delish.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: We ordered a double butter chicken. How good, man. Yeah.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: It was really good. Now you're talking.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: It was spot on. Now you're talking.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: That's how hungover I was. I didn't want anything more
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: full on than a butter chicken.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Mild?
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: Medium. I think it may have been medium, and that's
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: just about right. Yeah.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: A couple of them, too.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, get them in you.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm supposed to be making it, but I'm like, oh,
• 32:56
  Speaker 4: by the time I get home and make it, blah, blah, blah,
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: I won't be eating until after eight. And so I've
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: said to my wife, how would you feel if I
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: pick something up? And then she said, you know what?
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: I was just thinking about how nice a pie would be.
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: And so I was like, I'll get a family pie
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: for us.
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: From the supermarket, I guess. I haven't bought a family
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: pie in bloody ages.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: But I was like, yeah, stuff it. Let's do it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nice.
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: Wow, what a time to be alive.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: A pie, man.
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: Can you bring in the leftovers tomorrow?
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: No, there won't be any, man.
• 33:20
  Speaker 5: Come on, man. Of course there will. But you can't
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: eat a whole family pie. I mean, your wife will
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: only have, what, a quarter maybe?
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: She'll have an eighth of it.
• 33:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: And I'll be eating the rest of the pie.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: Old seven-eighths Keezy.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Old seven-eighths Keezy. They used to call me that. Jase,
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: what are you having, man?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Aubergine pasta.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: It's actually, it does, you know, it does sound foul,
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: but we've had it before.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: It's bloody beautiful.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: What do you put in there? No, it sounds, it'll
• 33:45
  Speaker 5: be foul.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: A bready sort of top and cheesy top.
• 33:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, now we're talking.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: It's very good.
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: And it's the sort of pasta that's setting the scene
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: for me if you come dine with me on the
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: weekend because it's top quality.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Right, okay.
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: Is it like cracked pepper, you know, a bit of parmesan, whatever?
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, man. Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Hey, do you guys.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Keezy's just lost. You know what happens?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: I'll be honest with you, man. I'm a bit worried
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: about you tomorrow morning. You seem exhausted. You seem gassed now.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: No, what happened is you mentioned come dine with me
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: and reminded me that I have to cook two massive
• 34:21
  Speaker 4: meals tomorrow and the day after in preparation for Saturday.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: I think Keezy's going to buckle under the pressure. I
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: do worry. I do worry.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it'll be sweet as, man.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Just have a few beersies, just to relax the nerves.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, listen to this.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: The Strokes there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: Hey, guys, tomorrow, Friday and Monday, we are hosting breakfast
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: here on Radio Hodaki.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy.
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: And with that, I just want to make sure we
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: nail it, okay? So I'm calling a show meeting.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Show meeting!
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: Show meeting!
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Show me the meeting! Show meeting is now in progress.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: And of course, when you have a show meeting, you
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: need everyone from the show here. That's why Pugsan's here.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Ooh, it's Pugsan.
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: Evening, fellas.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: G'day, Pugs. How are you?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Ah, good, man.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Thanks for having me. Are you ready for tomorrow, man?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: Are you ready for tomorrow?
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: Am I ready for breakfast? For breakfast.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: We're on brekkie tomorrow, man.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: Do you know that?
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah! Okay, just because when you think about it, fellas,
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: we start at 4 p.m. today, go till 7, and
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: then literally less than 12 hours later, we are back
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: in here doing a four-hour brekkie show. And I just
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: want to make sure that, like, our content is shit hot.
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: You know, we come in here bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and we
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: don't just spend random breaks just sort of discussing admin
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: and shit like that. Like, we've actually got good stuff.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: What have you got? Talk us through what you've got.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Let's go, Keezy.
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: Keezy.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Keezy.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Keezy.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: All right. I've been workshopping this idea. It's called What's
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: for Breakfast?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: What?
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: With me, Keezy.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: That sounds good.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, lock it in, man.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Lock it in.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: We'll do that.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Sweet.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: All right, guys. Thank you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Would you rather? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: We'll put people in the draw for would you rather.
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: It's a good shout, Jase.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really good.
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: But the breakfast show, it's different because you need to
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: be topical. So it's first thing in the morning. We'll
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: get in.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: What time? Who's going to have the first steamer? Yeah, yeah.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Because normally it's a morning sort of a thing.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Actually, could you make a bowel chat? No, don't.
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: We can't start.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: Chat chat.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you.
• 36:33
  Speaker 5: Recycle that old chat chat thing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you could do that. But the thing that
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: I find.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: You can't start the morning with chat chat.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: But listen.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: The thing that I struggle with with breakfast is not
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: that it's early. It's that it affects my bowel movements
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: and when I go and can't go.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Cool. So bowel movement chat.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Put that maybe third.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: Bowel chat.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Bowel chat.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Or BM with the big shot.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: And outside of that, I'm not really worried about torpedoing
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: the entire show.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Because as we know, it's not our show.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: No, well, that's right.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: We go down there. Destroy their show.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Garbage.
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: People changing channels left, right and centre. Who are these clowns?
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: Never shall they return. Yes. Back to drive on Tuesday there.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Backbone, backbone, hashtag backbone.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: The thing is, Moggy, I don't know if you know this,
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: but the Brekkie show is the pinnacle of our station.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Like we are bottom feeders. You know, it's all about
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: the brekkie show.
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: So if we're giving this opportunity, this is our chance.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: You know, if we do a good job here, you
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: never know what we could move on to next. They
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: might hear it. Like the bosses might hear us and
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: be like, hey, do you guys want to do the
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: ZM Night Show? Because the spot's open.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Because the spot's open. Okay.
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: See you tomorrow.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: So close.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: See you tomorrow.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: Yes, indeed.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Rage against the machine there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: And that's appropriate. There's a lot of rage going on
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: at the moment. I should tell people, actually, in all fairness.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: We've got a new system running at the moment, and
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: I'll put our Keezy's learning as we go, which is
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: not easy when you're doing live radio.
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: It's good. So it's what Keezy uses to operate all
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: the ads, the music, the timings of everything. It's called
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Of The Down, isn't it, Keezy? And that's just started
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: kicking in today. Yeah, new system.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: System Of The Down.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: It's good stuff, fellas. The issue is, like, not only
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: am I here running all the admin trying to run
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: this new thing. Like, for example, I'm about to bang
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: on about Big Deck Energy.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Well, you shouldn't have to do that as well as
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: operate all that.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Well, you'd think that maybe one of you guys would
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I tell you what, I'm very happy to bang
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: on about Big Deck Energy.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: I don't feel like it's banging on. I feel like
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: it's celebrating something quite special near and dear to my heart.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: This is good stuff, fellas.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: This is exactly what they want. We've teamed up with
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Trade Tested.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: Once again. So the way Big Deck Energy works is
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: you go to tradetested.co.nz, put together a shopping list, up
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: to $ 2, 500. Up to two. And Jason's doing funny stuff
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: with his hair and trying to make me laugh and
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: interrupt the break, and I'm not going to let it happen.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, good on you, Keezy. What was I saying?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Up to $ 2, 500.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: So tradetester.co.nz. Put together a shopping list. Up to $ 2, 500.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Then go to hodaki.co.nz. Screenshot your shopping list.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Put it there.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: A few people have started doing it, fellas.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: When I say a few, I mean hundreds.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Thousands.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: So one person here has gone for a Savannah Modular
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Outdoor Corner Suite.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, how good.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: For $ 1, 400 a night. Who doesn't love those?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love those.
• 39:48
  Speaker 5: Do you know why they call them a suite? Why's that?
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: It's just a weird word. Because they're sweet?
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Nah, different suite. They've also added a Royal Gourmet Gas
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: Barbecue Five Burner.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking.
• 40:01
  Speaker 5: Five burners?
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: That's right, Moby.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: That's what you want.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: And they've also got a Longhorn pizza oven gas fire.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking. Just imagine this. Can you just calm down?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just picturing people, right? They're sitting in their lounge, Mogi.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they are.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And they're looking at their ratty arsehole dick.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: They're going, you know what?
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Shitter.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Summer's on its way. Let's zhut it up a bit.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: And then you think to yourself, oh, hang on a minute.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: I'm broke.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: I'm going to bugger this. I'm going to cheer myself
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: up by listening to a little bit of Radio Hauraki.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: Next thing you know, an ad comes on. Trade tested.
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: Two and a half grand's worth of outdoor furniture. Get
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: it in you. But then you're thinking to yourself, well,
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: how do I do that? I mean, how do I enter?
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: And then old Keezy tells you the admin. While also learning.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: The new system.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Old Edmund Boy wheels out the Edmund.
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: This person here has got some festoon lights.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love those. I tell you what, I've got those.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I'm running those little candle lights at the moment. You know,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: the little ones. What are they called? Tea lights?
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: Tea lights, yeah.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: And my wife, much to her credit, because she hates
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: my candles, bought me little tea light holders, glass ones.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Shit, that's a good yarn.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Thanks, man.
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: But festoon lights are good. They really zhuzh up, especially
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: on a nice warm evening. They'll zhuzh. Yes. They're a
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: massive zhuzh.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, totally.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: This person speaking of zhuzhing, they've got a bamboo privacy screen.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: A whole lot of it. A thousand bucks worth.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: What are they up to? That's sort of like a sicko.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more sort of dedusion.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Well, with the festoon lights and the privacy screen.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. What's going on there?
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Hello. Hello.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: If you want to do it, head to tradetested.co.nz, put
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: together a shopping list, then head to hodaki.co.nz and submit
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: it there. Make your debt great again with Trade Tested.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Good stuff.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: Queens of the Stone Age?
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: The Pixies there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
• 42:01
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Fellas, let's give out some advice.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: At gmail.com, get in touch with the fellas.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: That's right, me, Paddy Nip, 69 at gmail.com. A real
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: email address if you ever need advice on anything. Genuine advice.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: Get in touch, you can get yourself a $ 50 Reburger voucher.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: And I must reiterate, Reburger is always a delicious option, fellas.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: The reason I say that is because this question is
• 42:33
  Speaker 4: food related.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Why 69 in the email address?
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Ah, the audience chose it.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I don't. You don't know why? No, I
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: don't get it. That's cool. It's all G.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: G'day there, fellas. Anonymous here. I'm coming to the big
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: smoke of Auckland from down south, and I would love
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: some hot pot advice, especially from Honka J. I've never
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: had a hot pot, and listening to the fellas, I've
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: found myself wanting to experience a hot pot. I do
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: not want a three times Keezy Midnight Steamer situation, however,
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: just an introduction. Cheers.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: It's always fun. I love it when people come up
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: from up south.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: From up south, yeah.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: From down south.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, you mean up north.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Down north. To the big smoke and the awe in
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: their eyes.
• 43:16
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: And they go.
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: All the possibilities.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: It's like two-story buildings.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: And there's, like, cars. Yeah. And trains.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: Anyone's lining up to get their photo with the Sky Tower,
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: et cetera.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Et cetera. Yeah, yeah.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Or Cully Tartan.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Cully Tartan. The amount of farmers, you know, they've got
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: that viewing platform up there.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, at the Sky City.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: At the top of the Sky City. The amount of
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: farmers I've seen crawling around on their hands and knees
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: because they're terrified they're going to fall off the Sky Tower.
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: I wish I had a dollar for every time.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I remember once a mate came up from down south
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: and he'd never been to the big smoke and stuff.
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: And I took him to Mission Bay. He'd never seen
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: the water before.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: No.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: And he was just, he was almost having a panic
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: attack because he was so overwhelmed.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: By the beauty of the ocean. All he's seen before
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: was a trough.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: So he's like, so let me get this straight. This
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: is like a really big trough.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, no, it's just a trough you have in
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: the paddock there.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: No, no, no. He thought.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: He thought the ocean was a trough.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Far out.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Was he like, man, how big's the cow that drinks
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: out of this?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Anyway, hot pot advice for a first timer.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Just get in there and do it.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: But hang on.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: Jase, can you explain what is in a hot pot?
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: Whatever you want.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Because to be honest, no, but I went and had
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: my first one.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: You say that with knowledge, Jase. You're saying whatever you want,
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: knowing all the things that there are. I'd never heard
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: of a hot pot until about a year ago.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: Neither had I. And when I went and had it,
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, okay, so this is what it is.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So what is it?
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: It's just literally two walls of ingredients of all sorts
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: of different stuff. Vegetables, meats, seafood, whatever tickles your fancy.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Eggs, tofu. And you go along with a bowl.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: You chuck in what tickles your fancy.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: And don't be put off by the weird stuff.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: No.
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: Because there is weird stuff.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: There is some weird stuff, but that's all good. You
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: take it to the counter and they have a series
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: of broths that you can.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Get it cooked in. Or you can have it dry
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: and not have it cooked in a broth.
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: But ask for the house broth.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: The house broth, depending on your spice level, one, two,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: or three, or just one if you don't like it
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: too spicy.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: So one, two, or three?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: One, two, or three. They go and cook it for you.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: It takes about five, ten minutes. Well, not even that, really.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: And then they go, ding, ding, ding, here's your thing,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: and then you.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Go and eat it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: See, this is some advice, though, that I would have
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: liked on my first time, Jase, is go and get
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: yourself some chopsticks and a spoon while you're waiting for it.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Set it all up. Grab a jug of water and
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: a cup because you're going to need it. And just
• 45:46
  Speaker 4: set up yourself a nice little base and remove any
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: warm clothing.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:50
  Speaker 4: Because it's going to be hot.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: And they have a lot of condiments too, your corianders,
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: your garlic.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: To be honest, I haven't bothered with any of that.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Funny with the garlic, isn't it? You just put clumps
• 45:59
  Speaker 5: of minced garlic into stuff. I've never really quite got that. No,
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: chilli oil's not what you need. I love garlic, but
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: not just like a teaspoon of raw garlic.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but once you chuck it in there, because it's
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: bloody hot, it just all cooks up.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: And I'd say, farmer, coming up to the big smoke,
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: probably go mild, because it's going to be hotter than
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: your average spicy level anyway, I'd say. And noodles, put
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: noodles in there.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Look, it's not meat and three veg. No. You know
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: what I mean? With your boiled spuds and your mutton
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: and your....
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: He cooked a bejesus out of it.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: And if you want to know where to go, message
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: the Hodaki Big Show Instagram or me directly and I'll
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: tell you the name of the hot pot restaurant in
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: downtown Auckland.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Good on you, mate.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: But I highly recommend Reburger.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at four on Radio Hodaki.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Well, there you go, you mad bastards. That's the big
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: show done.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Dull and dusted for your Wednesday evening.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: Horty J's giving himself an emo fringe. He thinks it's
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: really neat.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: He does, doesn't he?
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: He's in a silly mood.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: What's our podcast called again, fellas?
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: This is our chipper. He is at six o'clock in
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: the morning. Yeah, exactly.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I think it's because I'm realising that's what's
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: happening tomorrow and I've lost my mind slightly.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: The disclaimer is what it's called. Yes.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: What's the clip today, Keezy?
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: Today's clip is called Escape and the podcast comes out
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: at 7.30 tonight.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: She'd be fuming if she heard this.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: So she slowly makes her way down and out of
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: the bed. No, not out of the bed.
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: She's got a bag packed by the door. And I'm like,
• 47:41
  Speaker 5: I'll wake up at like.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: Three in the morning and I'll put my, oh, oh,
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: she's not. And she's way down the door. And I'll go, hey, hey.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Where are you going?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: There was a bit of sleep chat today, wasn't it, fellas?
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: How we all sort of like to nestle in.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Well, it was just you, really, wasn't it?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Don't you guys like to nestle in?
• 48:00
  Speaker 5: I do, but I tire of it quite quickly.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Same.
• 48:03
  Speaker 5: Because my wife's body heat is really high. It's too hot.
• 48:07
  Speaker 5: I can't deal with it. So I like the idea
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: of it, and then I roll away.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: So you're saying your wife's too hot for you?
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: No. No, I would never say that, Keezy. I mean,
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: I know a lot of people are thinking it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: My wife finds the same with me. I run a
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: high temperature in bed there, Moggy. Do you? Yes, I do.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: So you're saying you're too hot for your wife?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Your plans for the evening, please, given that you've got
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: breakfast in the morning.
• 48:34
  Speaker 5: It's going to be go home, have a delicious dinner,
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: and I might read a book. I don't know, man.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like I've got to watch something because I
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: don't feel like I've been contributing to what's on the
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: TV with me, Mogi, lately. Watch a doco or something.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: It's just been the same old thing. So I'll see
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: what there is there. Suffice to say, Jase, the only
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: thing on my mind is getting a great night's rest
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: in preparation for tomorrow morning's show.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good on you, mate.
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: We should remind, if you haven't heard, big show on
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Brekkie tomorrow, Friday, Monday as well.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: Friday, Monday.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: What about you, Keezy? What are your plans?
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: I'm going to go home, pick up a family pie,
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: because it's my turn to cook.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: I hope you don't get some kind of a weird
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: sort of food poisoning or something. Frozen pie when you
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: chuck that in the oven, not good?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: No, it won't be frozen.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, good. You can get once in the cooler.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cool. There's nothing worse than digging into a family
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: pie and right in the middle it's freezing cold. Yeah,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: So I'll try and avoid that, fellas.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: And get an early night tonight. I want to be
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: in bed 9pm at the latest.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: You know, and it still won't be enough sleep. It's
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: still not eight hours, yeah. Hey, Jase, what are you doing?
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: Actually, I was just going to say, Kiersey, what time
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: are you going to get up? But why don't we
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: save that for tomorrow morning? Because that's good content. People
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: love it. What are you doing tonight, Jase? Actually, why
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: don't you save it and tell us what you get
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: up to tonight, tomorrow morning.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Now you're talking.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Good idea.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: See you then.