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#174 - Cartoons, Classic TV, & Celebrity Crushes · The Chris and Mike Show

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chrisandmikeshow.com. And look, Scooby Dooby Doo,
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where are you? Right on the mystery.
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Boss, this is a Scooby Dooby Doo Mystery Machine Pez dispenser.
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That's awesome. I don't know why I just, I
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opened my desk drawer and I'm like, Oh yeah, Scooby-doo,
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Scooby-doo. We do.
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That was one of my favorite cartoons, buddy.
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Right. Oh yeah, nutritionally it's 20
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calories per Pez dispenser serving.
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Pez dispenser is 20 calories. It has 0% fat when the hard
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believe it's all candy. There's no fat and candy.
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Oh well, well. It's all sugar.
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It's going to turn to fat. It's all it's all sugar, but
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there they are now here's here's so everybody as a as a, you
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know, everybody grew up on scooby-doo for the most part.
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So who's hotter, Thelma or Daphne I?
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Was always a Daphne guy, really. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I was too. I was too.
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I don't. I don't think many people
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thought Thelma was hot. Except the cast.
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Except the cast. On, on, on, on.
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What was it? Oh hell, the show.
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The really, really smart show. Big Bang Theory.
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Yes, they probably all would have done after Thelma.
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Nothing wrong with Thelma, I was just a Daphne guy, no?
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Nothing wrong with Thelma. That's awesome though, I like
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that. Except, except I think she would
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get into the science of sex instead of enjoying the moment.
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She might be a freak. You know, I would think that I
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would think kind of like like Marion or Ginger, right?
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See, now there I was, always a Marianne guy.
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See I agree with that. I never thought ginger was hot.
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We've never discussed this either.
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This is a first time conversation, right, right.
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I just I I always thought Marianne was a lot more harder
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because she was that farm girl, you know, willing to kind of a
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tomboy type thing, which is which is why I was attracted to
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Nikki because she wasn't this over the top, you know, high
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maintenance chick. She was just this laid back,
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chill brunette. That was but one.
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Thing that I always appreciated about her is she has natural
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beauty so she doesn't have to take 100 lbs of makeup on and
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then when you wake up in the morning you go, oh, who was
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that, you know? Right, right.
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You're talking about, you're talking about Nikki, you're
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talking about Nikki, right? Yeah, OK.
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Of course. I would gravitate.
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I would gravitate towards the same kind of girl who doesn't
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have to put one face on in the morning and take it off at
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night. Right.
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Gotcha. Yeah.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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There's different strokes, right?
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No, but but the question then becomes when did you wake up
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with Nikki with not makeup on? But I'm both.
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Somehow I knew you were going there.
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Well, if I was smarter with it, I would have.
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Oh. Damn.
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It. It let you down at your time of
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need. Battery died.
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OK, so so we know from Daphne and Velma it would be no?
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That makes you and I enigmas 100% because we like the hot
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chick and Scooby-doo and we like not the nerdy girl, but we like
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like the girl next door for Gilligan's Island.
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Yeah, yeah. So we got we got Daphne and
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scooby-doo. We got we got Marianne and
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Gilligan's Island, OK, Laverne and Shirley because while we're
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on this path in my hands was to explore Laverne or Shirley.
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Oh man, right. Because you know Laverne, you
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know, you knew Laverne was going to put out.
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She made that crystal clear. Like she was putting out
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where's, where's? Where's my head?
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Yeah, yeah. Where?
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Surely you had to work for it, right?
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She was approved because Carmine was frustrated all the time.
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All the time, right? I like the ones you got to work
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for though. And Laverne wanted to, you know,
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Vodio dough, white roso, Vodio dough.
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Wilmer or Betty? Wilmer or Betty?
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OK, good. That's good, though.
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Wilmer or Betty. I'm going to say Wilmer or
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Betty. I'm going to say Betty because I
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don't want to be something that Fred's already been in.
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Fred, Fred. Fred looks to me like he'd be
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sloppy, you know? Betty seemed like a freak.
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Yeah, yeah. Her and Barty were always having
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a good time. Right.
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Always. Always.
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Absolutely. So yeah.
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OK, So what else? OK, what about?
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OK, so now we're going to go black and white era.
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We're going to go Lucy or Ethel. Lucy or Ethel?
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Oh, Lucy 100% yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, like redheads.
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Yeah, Exoticy Lucy. Lucy.
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Yeah, Ethel just. I mean, she's cool, but I don't
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think so. The Jefferson's.
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Well, OK, go ahead. What?
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What? Go to the cast of Friends.
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Cast of friends just Monica or what was what was what was
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Jennifer's Aniston's character Rachel, Rachel, Monica or
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Rachel? Rachel 1,000,000% That's why I
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wanted you to go there. To me, she's one of the hottest
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women on earth. Yeah, she's aging very well.
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And if she's having work done, you can't tell because she makes
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sure that you can't tell. Agreed.
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She's either aging really well or she's having someone help.
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Maybe she's both, you know, who knows, but she's very, very
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attractive at her age. Yeah, agreed.
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What else we got? OK, OK.
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Brady Bunch, Marsha, Jan or Cindy?
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Oh, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha Marsha.
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Yeah. Yeah, but see, Jan was a psycho.
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So I think Jan would kind of, she would have been a freak up.
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She would. She'd be a freak in the sheets,
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as they call it, you know? But she might want to go like
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that one step further where she wants to tie you up and you
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know. There's nothing wrong with that,
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you know, and you know it's, you know it's.
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It's on the situation. This is true.
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This is true. But you know, there's nothing
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wrong with, you know, the Dom sub flipping every now and then
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just to kind of, you know, I've been.
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In some situations my friend, where?
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We've talked about that. Fucking yeah.
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Yeah, it would. It would scare hardened men.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know We had this conversation
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before, you know, when we let, when we wrapped up up with Matt
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Farrell, the other show we did, Nikki was like, what the heck
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were you guys talking about? Because we're laughing all the
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time. Well, because we we reference
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the sex swing we're talking about over over use of pineapple
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juice. You know, you know, I saw this
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thing because you know, the all the social media stuff follows
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what you do, right? And and the different things you
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click on. So for the hell of it, one time
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I typed in sex toys because I wanted to see if social media
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would follow that. Well, back then it didn't right?
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But team who came out a while ago, which is where our buddy
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Matt the comedian. If you're not, you don't want to
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Matt go Matt Farrell comedian. You'll find all this stuff team
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who now is into this into the adult sex store in the adult
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game It which is a trip when I had the right, but it's Timu.
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So as Matt pointed out, you know, you spend $1500 on team
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and the first thing you get is, is a is a, you know, 68 piece
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ratchet set that you couldn't even repair your glasses.
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With it fits in your back pocket.
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So, so the Timu thing, see if you follow this, OK, they have,
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they have this, this, I don't know what you want to call it,
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but it's it's attached to the wall, OK?
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It's like an alien tongue and it kind of comes down like this.
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For those of you that aren't watching this, I don't know how
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to explain it, but it comes down with a curve and comes up a
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little spike apparently. It would be like a slide on a
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bed for a child's bed only attached to the wall.
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Kind of. That's what you just described,
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right? And it's for the woman to back
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up into. But I've seen this.
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I I was like, it's called, it's called creature cock.
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Plug your ears, Mama Kay. Yeah, there's no.
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Creature cock. There's I was like, really?
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If I haven't done it, I've seen it.
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Who, who, who, who? Who has a fantasy of getting
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railed by an alien creature? They're out there, buddy.
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I I just just both my mind, I can't imagine wake up one day.
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You know what, honey? I had this dream last night and
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this alien came and he probed me and he had this really massive
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creature cock that went like this.
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I'm like, babe, I can't help you there, but let's go to a store.
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Maybe, just maybe, we can find something that can appease that
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need. Because it was because.
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Now I'm waiting now. And it's right.
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So so now I get these things. I saw this one video.
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Shit you not, it was funny on Instagram.
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Maybe it was TikTok because I was posting our stuff on TikTok.
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It had like 7 vibrators on a table that was slanted a little
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bit. They were all on.
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It was a race. It was a vibrator race to see
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which vibrator we get down the fastest.
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And I didn't, I didn't watch it long enough because I was just
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like, OK, yeah, that's, I'm not watching that.
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But it was, you know, it was quite comical that that somebody
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in their right mind wanted, wanted to, to, to pit vibrator
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against vibrator, six or seven of them to see which one would
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vibrate fastest down this thing kind of like Pinewood Derby, but
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with vibrators. So put that in your head, boys
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and girls, if you're a Boy Scout at any time in your life, Oh,
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Pinewood Derby with, with vibrators.
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Steele and I were the kings of the Pinewood Derby, right?
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Oh. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, he was a he was a good car builder for sure.
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I could see that. Go ahead.
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I could see that. OK, so we got one of the shows
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with women on there. Oh, OK, so well, the Munsters,
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right? Marilyn and Lily.
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Man, you know, I just recently started watching reruns of The
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Monsters again because the town at a time where I'm making
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dinner or whatever. OK, OK.
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And I, I started thinking about this because I automatically
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want to say that I was a Maryland guy when I was growing
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up as a kid, You know, she was hot.
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But man, the more I look at Lily, there's something about
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her. No, no.
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So OK. Oh, here's a good one.
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Married with children, Peg. Or, or the lesbian that was
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married to the neighbor. Oh, Peg.
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For sure. Yeah, OK.
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Yeah. She's in.
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She was in. You're talking Marcy, right?
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Yeah, Marcy. Yeah, Peg or Marcy.
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Yeah, Peg for. Sure.
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See I I would go for Marcy because Marcy again, you know
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not to be weird, more that the tomboyish like kick it down a
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notch. I can see Peg putting on makeup
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with a Weber power painter. You know for sure and.
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And it's just. I'm not sure what it I I'm with
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you. I'm just not sure what it is
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about her, that maybe it's because she's a redhead.
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I don't know. And she maybe, maybe got a
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redhead thing. She has that voluptuous body
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that you know, I'm, I'm not a a real skinny chick kind.
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Of I'm not a real skinny chick either, but I I to me that that
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and what it is, it's a maintenance thing.
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Like if you look at a chick that that you you know, is high
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maintenance, I just don't find those appealing.
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And Nikki was never a high maintenance.
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A million percent, I agree with you.
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There And I think that I think that is more appealing than the
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high maintenance, you know. But Peg couldn't have been too
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high maintenance because she lived with a shoe salesman.
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She did, but remember, she was always taking his money.
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She was. Yeah.
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Now, Now. OK.
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Now you get. Now OK.
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Real quick. What?
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Yeah, I got a Did you send me the Ed O'Neill thing?
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No. OK.
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Oh, yeah. Football.
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Yeah. Did you play for that thing?
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Yeah. He played for the Steelers.
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Where he cheap shot of Roger Staubach.
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Yes, if you didn't tell that story real quick.
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So, so Ed O'Neill the the the dad.
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I love so much more than I saw that clip.
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Right, He, he played for the Steelers and at some point in
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time I, I don't, I don't remember the exact what it what
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it was, but he, he. It was when he was in college.
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Yeah, him and. Staubach were in college, OK,
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And he said he got tired of chasing him around.
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He couldn't catch him, so he chased him like 5 yards out of
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bounds and just nailed him. Yeah, he said it was out of
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sheer frustration. But I just to hear him tell that
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story all these years later and the smile that he got on his
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face, you know, he knew he's like, it was a cheap shot, I'm
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going to admit, but I just got tired of chasing him around the
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field all day. Well, and what what was cool
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about that was on Married with Children, he relives his high
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school glory days as a football player in the entire series, of
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course, so I. Never would so much more sense
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now. Right.
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I never would have guessed he would have been as a Pittsburgh
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Steeler. That just blew my mind, which is
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why I sent it to you. I was like, holy shit, that was
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a Pittsburgh Steeler. That story.
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Was great man. Yeah, now Marcy or Kelly because
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you can't do keg Peg or Marcy or Peg or Kelly because that would
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be weird. Because they're mother and
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daughter. Yeah, that's a taboo thing, man.
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I've always. I mean, I grew up in the same
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area you did, Christina. Applegate was just hot.
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Yeah. Come on.
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Yeah, yeah. OK.
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Oh, here's OK. So different.
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Still love in those days. Yeah, different, but the same.
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Christina Abacate or Alicia Silverstone.
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Oh fuck. This section of the podcast is
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brought to you by Riverside FM as Mike buys himself some time
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to Damn Dude. Right, right.
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How about both? No, you got to pick one because
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then the, then, then the next one.
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I'm the winner of this one. I'm going to add somebody else
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to it. So Alicia Silverstone or
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Christina Applegate. I'm so sorry.
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Christina, Alicia. OK.
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So Alicia Silverstone now Alicia Silverstone versus Nicole
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Eggert. Oh, Jesus.
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Now, Nicole Eggert, back in the day, the the Co Eggert was in a
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movie with Corey Haim called Yeah, it's it's hard to find
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out. It's called Blown Away.
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OK, and it came around came out of our same time Tommy Lee Jones
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and Brad Pitt's movie blown away came.
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So it was kind of a weird dynamic.
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They're on TV at the same time on a movie channel same time,
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but Corey Haim and Nicole Eggert were dating at the time and
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Corey Haim is his argue that he was my age.
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I don't so which means he's five years older than you or whatever
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and say it was the Co Eggert. So they're my age.
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So as I was growing up, as you know, 1819 or whatever, this
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movie came out like I was the same age as them.
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So it's not creepy, but Nicole Eggert just fuck.
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This just was so hot. So I have those three.
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I would agree from from from Applegate to to Silverstone.
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I would agree with the Silverstone.
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It's really hard to kick Christine Applegate to the
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curve. But Silverstone and and and and
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and Eggert for that time it would be.
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Sorry to OH for that time. For that time would be eggert
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for me, yeah. Because if you see Eggert now,
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Eggert now is like, yeah, I'm sorry, you've aged really bad.
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It didn't work out at all. No, and then and then she got
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she got freaky, man, because she was claiming all this bullshit
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with with Scott Baio and Charles in charge, like, you know,
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diddling, raping and shit. I'm like, come on.
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It's just it's kind of like the how how Corey Feldman now is
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coming out and saying that that Corey Haim molested him.
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He's like shut the fuck up. Corey Feldman, like you, you
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guys were like best friends your childhood.
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You did. He's coming out now saying that
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shit. Look man, in the last.
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Month he's I believe you his. Mom, just his mom destroyed him.
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Corey Haim's mom destroyed him when he started dropping this
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shit. Corey Feldman needs to be
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relevant. He's not relevant unless he's
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talking. And when Charlie Sheen's thing
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came out but you. Can't just make shit up.
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Not while he did with the Charlie Sheen thing, because
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Charlie Sheen fucking destroyed that accusation.
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Which is why I think then Feldon flipped and said it was Haim
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that molested me. It wasn't Charlie Moleston,
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Haim. It's just.
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So now he picks on someone who can't defend themselves?
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Yes. Right.
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He was his best friend, like his entire acting life.
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And his biggest? Cheerleader, when he was being
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actually, whatever was done to him, I wasn't there.
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We weren't there. We don't know, but we're pretty
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sure he got fucked up, which is why he's psychotic today.
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But you can't just tell lies. Man, no.
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No, you can't. So let's go back to the women's
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side of life, OK? Who else we got that we can
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think of here? It has nothing to do with the
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chick. I wouldn't do her.
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But remember that Cheech and Chong Willy where the chick was
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snorting Ajax. 100%. Yeah, Only when I said is there
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my picture of me and me and me and Chong on my wall over there,
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I was like, Oh, yeah. Those movies are tattooed in my
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head. Scott Scott and I watched those
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movies like 100 * a piece. Just him and I alone.
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Did we were into those movies so much when we were growing up
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that the VHS tape was wearing out?
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Yeah, when we marched it. Yeah, yeah, there'll be nothing
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to rent a video story. Grab Cheech and Chong.
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I just told the story at work the other day.
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I wore out three cassette tapes of Aerosmith's Get Your Wings,
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and the guy I was talking to obviously knew what I was
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talking about. Yeah, but the person within
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earshot of us was like, 20 years old.
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And they're like, what's a cassette tape?
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What? Get out of here.
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That's crazy. All right.
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Who else? Who else?
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Who else? Oh, let's go.
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Let's go, musicians. Let's go some musicians.
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Yeah, there you go. OK, OK, OK.
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Anne or Nancy Wilson. Nancy.
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Nancy's a blonde, right? Yep.
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Yeah, I would agree with that. I never thought Anne was.
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I never thought. I never thought anyone was
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attractive. I thought you was attractive.
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I just Nancy just seems like a more my speed.
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Yeah, she's married to Cameron Crowe.
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That's awesome. Yeah, which is why you have
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Heart doing a lot of the soundtracks for the movies that
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he's done, which is kind of cool.
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Love Boat, Julie. Oh, here you go.
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Julie on The Love Boat versus Let's see, there was no chick on
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Fantasy Island. OK, Julie on The Love Boat
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versus Carol Brady. Oh, Julie for sure.
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OK, OK, because she was so cute. Well, they were both coke
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friends though. Yeah.
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You know, they both had their dabbling with Coke so.
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Carol, Fuck Greg. This is true.
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This is true. That's really true.
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Well, yeah, She wouldn't fuck Dad because Dad didn't like
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girls. Come to find out.
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Well. Oh, that show took a turn after
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everybody found that out. Right, here you go.
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In their prime, go to Ford or Joan Jett.
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Fuck. Well, Joan Jett's a lesbian if
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they but I would, but I would I would say Joan Jett because
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because again, well, I I'd say Joan Jett.
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I think way to Ford. Yeah, I think well Lita, they
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were both in run in the runaways.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Their prime, yeah, I would say I
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think even Joan Jett now, because Joan Jets aged nicer age
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than. Lita.
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Lita didn't age very well. Lita looks like she's been rode
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hard and put away wet. She was in. 20 years horribly
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abusive relationship for oh was she?
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Yeah. Oh, why did I take that back?
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Sorry, Lita, I didn't realize that that would explain that's
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what that would explain the the, the weather.
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Look, she was at the rest to the Max for many, many years,
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unfortunately, trying to, you know, raise her family and,
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yeah, wish her 100% success. Now, she's been out touring for
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a long time and got away from that dude.
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And I can't remember her name or I would tell you, but her new
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band kicks ass. And yeah, he doesn't deserve any
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kind of airwaves anyway, so go later.
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Yeah, good for her. Oh, I'm going to do these two
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'cause they're only the ones I can think of.
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Rihanna or Whitney Houston. Whitney Houston before Bobby
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Brown destroyed her. Whitney Houston because she was
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a natural beauty, in my opinion. Yes, I thank you.
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She was like she didn't need. Me, I think if you, I think if
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you saw the real Rihanna. Rihanna what?
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However, you're saying Rihanna, Rihanna.
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Like I think if you if you saw the real Rihanna, she's not
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ugly, but she doesn't look like that, right?
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No. And, and and and.
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Rihanna's got a big booty. She's got Jlo booty which I'm
21:33
not a big fan of. Big booties.
21:34
Well, I like big booties. That's where we're going to
21:36
crop. That's where we're going the
21:37
other way. That's that's a fork in the
21:39
road, buddy. That's always OK.
21:41
That's OK. We prove to the world it's OK to
21:43
disagree. It is OK.
21:44
It is OK. It's absolutely OK.
21:46
I don't hate you. I love you, man.
21:48
You're my brother. I.
21:49
Know. My brother.
21:51
Man, I'm providing Comic Relief. Say happy days, it's it's Missus
21:55
Cunningham and Joni. That's the only one you can
21:57
really go after. You know, it's a weird, it's a
22:04
weird, it's a weird one. But I mean really, because
22:06
there's, there's Fonzie had too many women in it.
22:10
So you can't really compare 1 of Fonzie's chicks because you
22:12
don't remember, right? Hot.
22:13
Now what? What was what was fun and seeing
22:16
happy dates would not work in today's world just because of
22:18
the the sexuality of it. There was these outtakes and
22:22
stuff. I saw this thing years ago.
22:24
You may have seen it too, that, that they'd be shooting shit
22:29
and, and, and Fonzie Henry Winkle would just walk up to
22:32
Marion Ross, which is Missus Cunningham, and just fucking
22:34
start making out with her, like just, you know, in the middle of
22:38
shooting something. And everybody was fine with it.
22:41
You know, you do that shit now. It's like, he touched me.
22:44
He kissed. Me.
22:44
Oh yeah. You know you're part of the me.
22:46
Too movement. Right, but that whole show is
22:48
wrapped around sexual innuendo, you know?
22:52
I mean, how many episodes was Richie trying to get laid?
22:55
I think as a whole, we've just become, we went too far the, you
23:00
know, like the needle moved too far the other way, right.
23:03
Yeah. So maybe during that time, and I
23:07
hate to use this as an example, because it was satire and it
23:10
broke Carol O'Connor's heart that people didn't take it the
23:14
right way, but Archie Bunker was supposed to be made fun of.
23:17
He wasn't supposed to be revered as a hero.
23:19
No, you know he wasn't. Yeah.
23:21
And so many people revered Archie as a hero as that's the
23:25
right way, you know, that broke his heart.
23:27
I watched a documentary on him and he clearly said it.
23:31
Those were his own words, yeah. But he didn't want to be
23:34
remembered that way. I think that we've gone too far
23:38
the other way, where you could never make a show like All in
23:41
the Family now. And that breaks my heart, right?
23:43
No, no. I should be able to say
23:46
something that is, you know, Matt would agree with this Matt
23:50
Farrell comedian, right? Yeah.
23:52
You should be able to say something for comedic value.
23:56
And the other person should know that you don't mean anything
23:59
nefarious by it. Right.
24:01
Right. Yes.
24:03
Like, but if out of if out of frustration back in the band
24:06
days, somebody said, you know, what?
24:08
Are you fucking retarded? Nobody thought that anybody was
24:12
saying that anybody was not mentally capable of doing
24:16
anything. And none of the four of us would
24:18
have ever said that to anybody who couldn't defend themselves,
24:22
right? But if you say that shit now, 10
24:24
heads look at you and go, you can't say that.
24:27
And then one person being me says I just did, and I used it
24:31
the way it was intended because I know how to use the English
24:34
language. And then they all dispersed,
24:36
because now they're in a conversation they can't win.
24:39
Right. You know.
24:43
We should be able to have these intellectual conversations,
24:46
right? I agree.
24:47
I'm buying you time to think of more women.
24:49
I got 1/8 is enough. Remember the show?
24:50
Remember the show 8 is enough. Oh, I watched that religiously.
24:53
I. Love.
24:53
That show me too. So did my mom.
24:56
I don't remember the name of the daughters.
25:00
Unfortunately, Google Machine it real quick.
25:04
Yeah, Google Machine. OK, so we're going to find out
25:07
what the name and Mama K right now Chris is going.
25:09
They were this, this, this. She loved that show too, which
25:16
is where I got my love for it. I watched it on reruns just like
25:19
you did. Yeah.
25:22
Or shit, who knows? You have to look up the years.
25:24
Then we might have watched it live. 1977 Did I watch this shit
25:29
live? Yep, me too.
25:31
Then that was 4 when it started. Come back here, man.
25:40
What's it doing? It's.
25:43
Do they show a picture of the cast?
25:45
Oh, it's being, it's being weird.
25:46
The the thing's being weird on my end.
25:48
I'm trying to get to share the screen and it's it's being wacky
25:53
screen. This is who's who is alive and
25:59
ate is enough but I'm not I don't care about who's alive.
26:03
I don't remember the names, but that's the redhead.
26:08
I don't either. I want to say Nancy, Mary.
26:15
Oh, here we go. OK, so Abby Bradford, she was
26:18
hot. Dude, she aged.
26:19
Bad. Yeah, 100%.
26:22
Tommy got all religified. Lori.
26:25
Lori. Joni Bradford.
26:26
Come on, open up. Well, Johnny, there's.
26:28
Well, she didn't age very well. She aged kind of scary.
26:33
Nancy. Yeah, Yeah.
26:36
I would do things to her. That my in there.
26:39
Susan. Yeah.
26:41
I Yeah. Good thing Nick is not home yet.
26:43
So what are you talking about? And let's wait.
26:45
What else? See, I'd grab those pigtails.
26:46
I'd grab those pigtails and have some fun.
26:48
Yeah. She she grew.
26:50
She grew. She grew up.
26:51
She aged nice. Look, She, Yeah, she aged nice.
26:55
Absolutely. So that was all the women,
26:58
right? Yep.
27:01
Yep. Yeah.
27:02
So, so I would be. I would.
27:03
I would, I would. Yeah.
27:05
I'd have to take. I'd take, I'd take Elizabeth and
27:07
and Nancy together for $500. What's Alex?
27:13
Alex. Just turn it into a Jeopardy
27:17
question. It's the Daily Double.
27:21
It's the Daily Double. OK, what else we got?
27:26
I'm thinking man. We've recovered, we've covered
27:31
Laverne and Shirley. Happy days.
27:36
OK, every boy in the world our age had this poster on their
27:41
wall. So pit Farrah Fawcett.
27:43
Fawcett. Yep, Farrah Fawcett.
27:46
There you go. That's a great.
27:47
Because that was the same era. Good job.
27:50
Right. Thank you, Farrah.
27:51
Fawcett And that's a tough one, dude, because Bo Derrick was so
27:55
hot. Right, right.
27:58
And she became famous in that movie with Dudley Moore.
28:01
I forget what 10 the movie was called 10 because she was a 10
28:05
in the movie. So yeah, Farrah Fawcett and Bo
28:07
Derrick now Farrah Fawcett was was was dating and married to
28:10
Lee Majors at the time. I don't have to dating or not,
28:12
but married or not. But the poster Mike referring to
28:16
little bit of nipple. It was cold.
28:18
Yeah. She was wearing swimming suit.
28:20
My adopted Pop, I call him Rick. He had it.
28:24
And and I used to take care of their house when they'd go on
28:26
vacation and shit. And he had a picture of Farrah
28:28
Fawcett on the closet wall. And it was that picture.
28:32
It was that poster. One of my best friends had it on
28:35
his wall. Yeah, yeah.
28:39
What about? Well, no, Nicole Eggert wasn't
28:40
Baywatch. I was going to say the Baywatch
28:41
babe, Pamela Anderson and and and Nicole Eggert, but we had to
28:44
talk to Nicole Eggert. Yeah, yeah.
28:47
That era of Nicole Eggert, I couldn't agree with you more,
28:50
man. She, just like she glowed.
28:53
She did, yeah. She wasn't just beautiful, she
28:56
had like a gold Halo around her, gold horror around her.
28:59
She was just beautiful. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
29:03
And played the part so well in everything that she did too.
29:07
Yeah, I'm going to tell Nikki to stop.
29:09
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29:43
I've gotten a lot of compliments lately on liking everybody's
29:47
stuff. I was like, that's what we.
29:48
Do yeah, so Nikki and I switched vehicles today.
29:51
So I, I took the Jag. So she needed the oil change and
29:53
she took my truck and and she's pulling up.
29:56
I'm like, oh, oh, I can't let her pull into the garage.
30:00
Not that it's a bad thing, but I you know.
30:03
Yeah. OK you know Nikki's 52 like 115
30:06
lbs getting in out of this 4 inch lifted truck.
30:08
It's, you know, makes her hot as fuck because she's in a truck
30:11
and who doesn't like chicks on her truck?
30:14
You know, my son this year she's she's at.
30:18
But much. Yeah, guys, Yeah.
30:20
You want chicks and trucks. And I literally mean this time
30:23
gay guys. They don't care much about
30:25
chicks and trucks. No, they don't.
30:29
Oh, OK. So he's not gay.
30:30
I don't know why I thought that, but I want to talk about this
30:32
earlier. So the Grammys were Sunday.
30:35
Did you watch any of that? Did you watch any of that?
30:37
I didn't either. I was a little disappointed they
30:39
used Post Malone in the tribute to Ozzy because of all the
30:42
singers, of all the people that Ozzy's touched over the years, I
30:46
would much rather have had had seen Youngblood doing the
30:49
tribute to to Ozzy because. I still have not seen this, but
30:54
one of my friends at work told me that I would enjoy it.
30:56
So did he. Did you watch it?
30:58
I watched. I watched enough of it to know I
31:00
didn't like it. All right, I'll have to watch
31:03
it. I just to, to me, to me, I don't
31:06
doubt that Ozzy had some kind of impact on virtually everybody
31:09
that was on the stage paying tribute to him.
31:11
Of course he did. But there are so many other
31:14
vocalists that could have done. I don't want to say better
31:19
because it's people love Post Malone.
31:22
I like Post Malone for what he is, but I don't Post Malone to
31:25
me shouldn't be standing in in a cover of and and a tribute to
31:29
Ozzy. I would have rather seen
31:30
Youngblood. Young blood is young blood
31:32
because Sharon and Ozzy embraced him and basically made him who
31:36
he is. Because without changes, he
31:40
wouldn't have taken over the world like he has.
31:43
You know, I just don't think it was the right choice.
31:48
But that's just me. I and you know, you can help me
31:50
all you want, but that's what we have for you of anything.
31:53
So where I was going with this? I think people, I think that's
31:56
very well put. I think there's probably, I
31:58
think when I see it, I'll agree with you that there's better.
32:01
There was somebody better to do it, and it might not have even
32:03
been him, but it wasn't Post Malone, right?
32:06
Right, right. Slash has every right to be
32:08
standing there. He's a he's a guitar guy.
32:11
Right, so here comes here comes the sexiest tomboy who is
32:13
driving in a truck. Hi, Nikki.
32:17
I got to get my stuff out there. I got to get my stuff.
32:20
Out. OK, Tell her I said hello.
32:23
He says hello. Yeah, she can't hear you.
32:25
She waves. So there's there's.
32:28
Have you heard the stuff about Justin Bieber?
32:31
Probably not. OK, so Justin Bieber shows up on
32:35
stage for somebody gym shorts. Watch them.
32:38
Check it. Out You know a lot about pop
32:39
culture. I don't watch the news.
32:41
I know you don't. I'm just saying OK, so he shows
32:44
up, he he performs in short in box and and gym shorts and
32:48
socks. Does a guitar Grammys?
32:50
Right, with a guitar and a piano and, and, and some track behind
32:55
him. That's it, right?
32:57
So my first interpretation of it.
32:58
And it made his wife cry. Who Haley is the son of Alec
33:03
Baldwin, I believe, is one of the Baldwin kids.
33:07
To me, it was a statement because what what's wrong with
33:11
live performances right now? Backing tracks, right?
33:15
You're not playing live, you are playing live is a question of if
33:18
you are, if you're not. You know, the sequencing shit
33:21
like that. He goes up on stage basically in
33:24
gym shorts and socks with the piano and guitar and it's just
33:28
him, his two instruments and his voice.
33:31
You're not coming from the days when the Chili Peppers went on
33:33
stage in their socks. With a sock, I think it's right.
33:39
So I think it was a statement of saying, look, you know,
33:42
musicians are musicians that can do this real raw and, you know,
33:47
being out there. Live, live.
33:49
Right, yes. So I, I don't, you can look at
33:53
that and see all the nonsense they're saying about it because
33:55
everybody's interpreting it all. What?
33:57
OK, so what's the backlash? Give me their sign.
34:01
Well, just some people. I don't because I don't click
34:03
bait it. I don't click bait it because I
34:04
think it's bullshit. They're just.
34:07
That he should have done a full Justin Bieber performance?
34:10
Is that what? That that, well, why is he, why
34:13
is he half naked? Because, you know, that's what
34:14
society is now. There's nothing left to
34:16
imagination. They're focused on the fact that
34:17
he was half naked. And so they focus on the fact
34:19
that why he was half naked. OK, so this is an argument that
34:22
you know I love. It's near and dear to my heart
34:23
because people say this shit all the time.
34:25
And I've asked you why people care about what the fuck anybody
34:31
looks like, what they wear, what their hair looks like.
34:34
Why does that guy got to do this?
34:36
I always ask them the opposite question.
34:40
They're looking at you going Why do you have to look like you
34:43
come from the middle of a cornfield?
34:45
Right, right, because you do. Yeah, everybody looks like what
34:50
are they're at in life. If you're a farmer, I bet the
34:52
fuck you look like a farmer. If you're an actor, I bet you
34:56
look like a million different things, right.
34:58
How many looks have you had in your life when you're going for
35:00
roles? Oh, yeah, a million, right?
35:04
Yeah. I got to have long hair, short
35:06
hair. I got to have no hair.
35:09
I got to be buff. I got to gain some weight.
35:11
I got to lose some weight. I got to do whatever I have to
35:14
do to be that guy, because I'm not Chris Dunham.
35:17
I'm Sam, right, Lee or whatever, you know I'm.
35:20
More. I'm Morrison, the Butler man,
35:22
you know, Yeah, Yeah, I don't. And And yeah.
35:26
So who cares what anybody looks like?
35:29
Did he sound good? Did he sing good?
35:31
Was the music? So who gives a fuck?
35:34
Yeah, well, part and the other part of the dialogue that's with
35:36
it, that's the the clamoring that's going around is, is the
35:39
ties to Diddy. Because they're showing him when
35:41
he first arrived the Grammys when he was 11 years old.
35:43
This cute little kid with this with it, that little Bieber
35:46
haircut and the tie and just smiling at the world, you know,
35:49
because I'm an 11 year old kid that's innocent as motherfucker
35:53
because Diddy didn't Diddy me yet.
35:55
And then now he's this adult who who anytime you hear, anytime
36:01
you see anything on the social media platforms about Bieber,
36:04
it's it's him being chased and stalked by paparazzi.
36:07
OK, So there's an element of fame that when you get there,
36:12
that's just that comes with it, right?
36:14
But because of the day stuff coming out, I think it makes it
36:17
that much more difficult for him to have whatever normal life he
36:22
ever had. Because once, once he broke
36:24
through as as Justin Bieber, that was it.
36:26
His life was over from a public standpoint, right?
36:29
And it always will be. So it.
36:33
Was like the new Michael. Jackson, right, so part of right
36:36
and so part of it was that and he's one of those kids that when
36:40
Skyler was growing up, that was, you know, Justin Bieber and,
36:43
and, and Bruno Mars and, and, and all those.
36:46
In my opinion, he handled that fame better than anyone could
36:49
have. He went off the rails a little
36:50
bit. But yeah, put yourself.
36:52
I always put myself in that position, right.
36:55
So if people would take 5 seconds before they become a
36:58
judgmental fucking asshole, literally 5 seconds, and say if
37:03
I put myself in that person's shoes, what would I do?
37:08
13 years old, whatever the fuck he was at the time, and I'm
37:11
given a gajillion dollars. Literally unlimited money was
37:16
rolling in for him. He printed money.
37:18
How much do you want to make? How many millions this week,
37:20
Right he was. Granted, his parents, granted
37:23
his parents took it all till he hit 18, but yeah, he was still
37:26
he was a money machine. Nothing that he did didn't work.
37:29
It all worked. So we put ourselves in that
37:32
position. You and I have asked ourselves
37:34
that question 100,000 times because we were those guys.
37:37
What would have happened if we would have had millions of
37:41
dollars at 21 years old? 20 you would have been 24, Scott
37:45
would have been 26 or whatever. Rick would have been 22, yeah,
37:50
21, whatever, yeah. There would have been there
37:53
would have been chaos for a while.
37:55
I'm afraid there would have been.
37:57
You know, because you don't, you don't.
37:59
It's kind of like with the NFL players and the basketball
38:01
players when they sign pro right now, it's going to change a
38:04
little bit now because especially what the NIL is
38:06
doing, right, you're making millions of dollars playing
38:08
college ball. So when you get to the pros,
38:10
you're not just all of a sudden making millions of dollars,
38:13
right? You're kind of used to it now
38:15
you would think, but there's still that dichotomy where you
38:20
you know, the whole thing, the poor, the poor kid in the in in
38:23
the ghetto is striving to be a basketball star.
38:25
So we can get get out of that in scenario and buy his parents a
38:28
house and and live the. Life.
38:31
But there's a part of me, dude, that says that we were actually
38:34
more mature than we gave ourselves.
38:36
Credit, I think at least. At least myself, I think I was
38:39
more mature between the ages of 18 and 30 than I was from 30 to
38:45
40, simply because I went off the rails for 3 1/2 years
38:51
straight right where I checked out of society.
38:54
And yeah, I can't ever overcome that.
38:58
No, I wasn't the guy that turned around and gave you a business
39:00
card and had a plan to put a band together to really actually
39:03
get gigs and open for national action.
39:06
You never saw that coming. When I turned around, you're
39:08
like, this guy's a fucking Jack off and you don't know what he's
39:10
talking about. Anybody would until you're in
39:13
front of that person and the band's really there and songs
39:17
are happening and, you know, it all became real for you at some
39:21
point. But there was a moment in time
39:22
where you're like, yeah, I'll go check this out.
39:24
But it was it was it like like this?
39:27
Like I've told the story 1000 times.
39:28
It is until until the music stopped and the house lights
39:32
went on because the fuse blew. I thought you this annoying dude
39:36
that was pissed off at me for singing.
39:39
And. Then you gave me and then you
39:41
gave me a business card and I'm like, OK, this is cool.
39:43
And I and I had left. I was, I was in Disturbed was my
39:48
first garage band. We played like 2 shows ever.
39:51
I always have to remember this is somebody's first podcast, so
39:53
we've told this story 100 times, but this is the first time you
39:57
know what I'm saying? Yeah, so, so the way I think
39:59
short version, now I can do a short version.
40:02
Mike and I are at a Cannon Box concert at the Electric Ballroom
40:04
in Tempe. We didn't know each other then.
40:07
He actually, nobody would go to the show with him.
40:09
So he went to, he went by himself.
40:10
I, I, I think I was with Nikki. You were.
40:14
We were, you know, 20 feet from the stage and and I I was in a
40:20
garage band because that's, you know, we played a couple shows
40:22
that was it called Disturbed. I was yes.
40:23
I was originally singing for Disturbed.
40:25
I have proof of that. Not David Draymond.
40:27
I was ironically, he looks like me.
40:29
He stole my look because he realized that's a good look for
40:31
this band. So I was singing along to every
40:39
song because a huge count of box fan.
40:41
It was a debut album. This is the kind of first leg of
40:45
the tour because they're playing the small venues this 2025
40:47
hundred people maybe. And so I'm singing along to
40:50
every song and and and during during the song, this long
40:54
haired freaky dude kept turning around looking at me and I just
40:57
kind of fucking just kept singing guilty.
41:00
And and back then I had the same range as him.
41:03
I was hitting everything. He was hitting in key
41:05
everything, because you know, I just that's how I sounded.
41:08
That's how I sang, the same range, maybe different tones,
41:12
but so I don't know, four or five songs into it.
41:15
I keep singing, he keeps looking, I keep singing, he
41:17
keeps looking the songs over the cloud craps, you know, claps,
41:20
whatever pauses and he doesn't turn around.
41:22
And then the next song comes up and I start singing and just
41:24
fucking looking back at me again.
41:25
And I'm just thinking in my head, what's my, I'm going to
41:27
fucking sing harder now, motherfucker.
41:31
So the electric volume had electrical issues every now and
41:34
then and half the stage would, would just burn out.
41:36
It's kind of like, you know, if you think of 1950s also, they
41:39
had these fuses in their in their panels and a fuse blew
41:41
out. So half your house would go
41:43
dark. There was a money laundering
41:44
operation for a coke fucking operation.
41:48
So same type of concept, the the fuse blew, half the stage went
41:51
out. So house sites, come on, you
41:52
know, everybody's kind of booing him, hawing, like, what the
41:54
fuck? And Mike turns around, whips out
41:57
this business card, the desperate Angel, Mike Michaels
42:00
and his phone number. He's like, I'm going to band.
42:01
Are you a singer? I grabbed the card.
42:03
I was like, yeah, I can sing. And you know I've.
42:07
Been doing it all night. The next, I think the next, the
42:13
next day or within the next two days, we went to this bar.
42:19
Oh, I can see it in my head, man.
42:20
It's on Country Club Ave. Man, you're even remember where
42:24
we were at? Country Club in Brown, I forget
42:26
the name of the bar, but it was it was, it was.
42:28
It was a total dive bar. Behind north of it was the Mesa
42:32
Cemetery. Yep, I forget.
42:35
So so we went and we all met there and that's when I was
42:38
still drinking. I wasn't alcoholic yet.
42:40
We had a few beers and, you know, had whatever conversation
42:44
we had. I don't remember the details of
42:45
it and I don't remember it was you or Scott, but it's like,
42:48
let's just go jam and see what happens.
42:49
And I was like we. Started talking about what are
42:51
you into? And you were like, well, I
42:52
really like Pearl Jams 10 a lot because that ladies and
42:55
gentlemen, that was brand new. It was like 2 years old when I
42:58
met Chris. So Pearl Jams 10 was out and you
43:01
were like, obviously I'm a candle box fan.
43:04
Duh. That's where I'm at.
43:05
Mike. We were just into the same drop.
43:09
Mother love bone. You said mother love Bone.
43:12
Then you went to you're like, if you're talking classic rock, I
43:16
like the Doors, I like the Stones, I like Zeppelin, and
43:19
we're like, let's go jam. Yeah.
43:23
And that was it. I mean, that was, that's all it
43:25
took, because then it was just. Isn't that funny?
43:27
How that's a simple but effective language of its own
43:31
that musicians speak like now. All that when you told me where
43:35
we were at, I could have never pulled out that we were a
43:37
Country Club in Brown. But as soon as you said that, I
43:40
can picture that bar too. Do not remember the name of it,
43:43
but all of a sudden. Pranksters.
43:44
I want to say pranksters but I don't know.
43:46
That might be right. Yeah, I don't know.
43:48
Now I can picture the three of us sitting in there talking
43:50
about that and there's that language, right?
43:53
It's like, what are you into? OK, well, current things, I'm
43:56
into Pearl Jam, I'm into Mother Love Bone, I'm into Candle Box.
44:00
But if you want to talk classic rock and then, yeah, there's no
44:03
more conversation that needs to happen.
44:05
We're all on the same page. Let's go jam.
44:08
Yeah. And then our version of
44:09
Rock'n'roll came out of it. Right.
44:11
Exactly. That's how we created, right?
44:13
And we created what we created, which nobody's, you know, it's
44:18
and it's this, I think the parallels with anything in life.
44:21
It's the same with you see somebody wearing an NFL jersey,
44:23
you automatically have a common ground and you can automatically
44:26
approach that person regardless of what Jersey's wearing and
44:28
make a statement regarding that team and the relevance of
44:31
something. And you have a conversation.
44:33
100% it's. It's no different if if like so
44:37
many people think I'm in the military or was in the military.
44:39
And so I just stop. I stop explaining and correcting
44:41
them because these are people I've known for years.
44:43
They still think I was. And I'm like, but it's because
44:46
the way I look 100%. But now I'm, I've always been
44:51
military family because of my, my, my ancestors, you know,
44:54
people before me. But now Jake's in the Marine.
44:57
So now it's just, yeah, military family.
44:59
So I can accept that concept even though it's not accurate
45:03
because then they have to explain it and they will.
45:04
I thought she was like, I never said I was.
45:06
You just assume because of this. You just assume because I always
45:10
say the pledge and because I have flags flying outside my
45:12
front of my house, every every house I've lived in except for
45:15
one, I think I had a flagpole. So it's one of those things.
45:20
But that's the cool thing about it.
45:21
Baseball is same thing. You see somewhere in a baseball
45:23
hat or a baseball shirt, you automatically have a
45:24
conversation. 100. Percent, it's the same with
45:26
musician. It's the same with you going to
45:28
record store. You go to record store, you can
45:30
just have a conversation with people.
45:32
If I didn't know you and I ran into you at Circle K, I'd be
45:34
like, Alter Bridge kicks ass, man.
45:36
And you'd be like, cool, thanks. Right, I went to.
45:39
I went to bash's today to to. Why did I go to Bash's?
45:43
Oh, I well, nickel and dime bullshit.
45:46
Nickel and dime bullshit. But I bought boys and girls.
45:50
It's it's February 3rd, so I'm going to give you a little hint.
45:52
You got about 6 days to buy your significant other flowers until
45:56
they're insanely expensive. So if you go if you go buy
46:00
flowers for the next 5 days, you're going to spend less than
46:02
you will on Valentine's Day and she'll have 5 bouquets of
46:05
flowers 5 days in a row. And then you just give her a
46:09
nice little something or him. Even if it's a guy.
46:11
Buy your husband flowers. What the fuck?
46:13
It's a tip for me, Uncle Chris. But as I was walking in this old
46:18
guy, I always look at people when I'm going in and out of the
46:20
store and I'm walking somewhere and it's funny, I was somewhere
46:26
earlier, I feel. Like I'm friendly until you're
46:29
not. Yeah, yeah.
46:30
And this, this lady, I was walking and this lady, I I was
46:33
purposely looking at her and and she just walked by without
46:35
saying anything. I'm like, all right, whatever.
46:37
And then this older guy, we just came out of the bashes entry
46:42
with this cart pushing, you know, probably seven years
46:44
later, she's like, good afternoon.
46:45
I'm like, good afternoon to you, Sir.
46:46
And he just got this big fucking grin on his face.
46:48
I love that. Because I responded.
46:50
To him, you know, I love those interactions, man.
46:54
I really do. You know, people think I'm
46:56
bullshitting, but I, I'm not. I I genuinely like the human to
47:00
human interaction, especially with somebody I don't know.
47:04
Yeah, it's not hard. And when you see that genuine
47:08
smile on their face, like you made that guy's day.
47:10
Yeah. He didn't say shit to him, No.
47:12
Yeah, right. And it, and it works both ways
47:14
because then I get that endorphin rush, that dopamine,
47:17
Hey, that guy was cool. You know, it's like, hey, how
47:19
you doing? You know, it's like, I had a
47:21
call from a realtor who's listing a house a couple doors
47:24
down from my last listing in the neighborhood that closed.
47:26
And then my first thing in my mouth, I was like, so you're,
47:28
you're telling me one of my neighbors is listing the house
47:30
without me and you want my advice?
47:32
And she's laughing. And so part of it was like, I'm
47:35
serious, that's fucked up. Like, you know, I was like, oh,
47:39
and she's like, well, does it, will it help if if I help them
47:41
buy the house? And so they loyal to me?
47:43
I said, yes, absolutely. If they're loyal to you and you
47:46
help them purchase the house, I'm fine with that.
47:48
So then we had a 20 minute conversation about the house in
47:53
the neighborhood because she doesn't live in the neighbor, so
47:54
she doesn't understand it. Then I kind of realized, I
47:56
realized who it was. And I understand why he had to
48:00
leave to begin with, why he turned around and rented it out.
48:02
Because there was this Karen living next to him that, you
48:03
know, squashed his dreams of building a baseball field in his
48:06
backyard, which the lady was pissed about the lights.
48:12
It's a horse community. A lot of people have arena
48:14
lights. So his baseball lights wouldn't
48:17
have been any brighter than arena lights.
48:19
So it was total BS that this lady's, you know, kept calling
48:23
the city on him and getting him, getting his dream squashed like
48:26
a bug. But so I know the house she's
48:30
talking about and kind of give her my insight and stuff.
48:32
But that was cool because, you know, normally I wouldn't, I
48:36
wouldn't help the competition. But in that scenario, because
48:40
she was the one that helped them buy.
48:42
And I'm like, yeah, I'll give you some insight.
48:44
Why not? And you're throwing the karma
48:47
back out in the universe, man. Right, which which is good
48:49
because she was going to over price the house and I'm like,
48:51
you don't want to do that. So, you know, and there's that.
48:58
Who else do we got to talk about that we haven't talked about?
49:00
I was trying to think of Sesame Street, but there's there's
49:05
nobody hot on Sesame Street. Oh no.
49:08
Maybe that show too close for comfort.
49:10
Was their daughters on that show?
49:15
Yeah, you just brought me back to another show.
49:17
So yeah, there was the brunette and the blonde.
49:21
I don't remember their names, but yeah, they were both hot.
49:25
That's why Dad was always freaking out.
49:30
Ted Knight 00. Oh, you know what?
49:33
This is going to blow your mind when we pull this up.
49:35
OK. And and it just blew my mind
49:38
right now because I think the chick, the brunette.
49:41
Hold on, Warriors. Warriors come out and play.
49:46
Yay. Oh, yeah, This chick.
49:53
Yeah. Hold on.
49:53
I shared the wrong thing. I shared the wrong, I showed the
49:56
wrong one. I was I in that one.
49:59
I thought the brunette was hotter.
50:02
Yeah. She played the Warriors.
50:03
She was a warrior chick in the movie The Warriors.
50:06
You're right. Yeah.
50:07
And then yeah, the blonde, I, I agree with you.
50:09
The blonde was, Yeah, not not the nothing for me.
50:16
Oh, I watched a lot of that show.
50:22
Let's see, sometimes for comedic value, sometimes for not so.
50:32
So KUPD Homeburg this morning sickness used to have this thing
50:34
called pause and toss I. Remember that.
50:36
Remember. That, Yeah.
50:38
OK, so here's here's one. This will this will be a good
50:40
one for you. I want to know which one of
50:41
these you think is hotter. Let's go.
50:42
Open up. Hold on.
50:45
I got to grab it. OK Oh come on, that's not what I
50:51
want to just stupid thing. I hate when you you click on
50:54
something that takes you down a rabbit hole you don't want to go
50:56
down. Stupid Internet.
51:00
Just show me the picture. Yeah, show them the fucking.
51:05
Picture OK, this this is this is funny.
51:16
Which which one? The blonde and brunette.
51:24
He knows I don't have my glasses on.
51:27
This is Boo Some buddies. This is Boo Some buddies.
51:31
Remember Boo Some Buddies? Tom Hanson, Peter Scolari.
51:36
Their first sitcom they they dressed as women to live in an
51:41
all female apartment to save on rent.
51:46
Man, remember that? That's taking me back.
51:48
Yeah. I would have never remembered it
51:50
until you just pulled it up and it all came.
51:51
That one came flooding back, too.
51:53
Do you remember that? Yeah, then again, that shit
51:58
would fly more nowadays than anything else.
52:01
Oh for sure. That'd be the number one show on
52:06
probably NBC or ABC right now. OK, what about Golden Girls?
52:13
That's a good one. Betty White.
52:15
Rose. Come on, man.
52:16
Betty White's just she was this shit.
52:19
She, she'll, she'll, she should be every guy's aspiration for
52:23
what would make a great wife. And any woman, right?
52:28
Free spirit, likes to laugh. Successful, great career.
52:33
I mean, come on. Betty White was the shit.
52:36
Yeah, Cagney and Lacey. It's a good one, 'cause I
52:39
watched a lot of that as a kid. Yeah.
52:43
Oh, that's a tough one. There were, there were things
52:47
that were hot about both of them.
52:49
Yep. I, I don't know, man, I'd I'd
52:52
have. To oh OK WKRPWKRP Bailey or
53:00
Jennifer. I'm Bailey all day long.
53:09
Yeah, that's where that was my first instinct.
53:12
So yeah, I got to go with her. It's tough to kick some of these
53:15
women to the curb, dude. I don't know.
53:17
I don't know. Yeah, not designing.
53:22
I had to sacrifice Christina Applegate.
53:24
That still hurts. You did, you did, you did.
53:30
Nobody's the chicks and square pegs weren't hot.
53:35
Oh, well, no, I mean Mary Lou Renner was a taxi and then
53:40
Latka's girlfriend, but Mary Lou Renner was the one that stole
53:43
that show for sure, not Mary Lou Renner.
53:47
Oh. Henner.
53:49
Mary Lou Renner was a Tom was a gymnast.
53:52
Henner, Mary Lou Henner, Mary Lou Henner, Mary Lou Henner,
53:56
Henner, HENER. Yeah, she was great in that
53:58
show. Mash, she just had Hot Lips to
54:01
choose from. You know, you had you had dish
54:05
some of the other female cast members, but Hot Lips was the
54:08
only one that was a mainstay. Oh, what about Wonder Woman?
54:14
There is the hottest woman on earth, Lynda Carter.
54:17
She remained hot her entire life.
54:20
OK. Lynda Carter versus just the
54:22
Bionic. Lynda Carter's not dead.
54:24
She's still hot. I know.
54:26
Lynda Carter versus Wonder Woman versus Bionic Bionic Woman.
54:30
Always Lynda Carter. I've She's been one of my.
54:32
I would go Bionic Woman. I like that again, the brunette,
54:35
the brunette Ash, even though Leonard Carter's brunette, I'd
54:37
still just she's brunette Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman's high
54:40
maintenance. The bionic Woman.
54:43
She's chill, you know, she's got a, she's got a kind of like be
54:45
undercover, you know? She can't.
54:47
Wonder Woman, the original Wonder Woman's fucking hot man.
54:50
I can't did. You ever hear the joke about
54:52
Wonder Woman? Superman.
54:53
The Invisible Man. No, lay it on me.
54:57
This would be great when you in the show.
54:59
So Superman's flying around, you know, doing his thing, you know,
55:03
clear blue sky scope and things out, looking for bad guys and
55:05
shit, right? Nice New York, you know, we'll
55:09
call it an autumn afternoon. I just shook around.
55:12
Skyscraper said he sees Wonder Woman just laying there
55:14
sunbathing, you know, butt ass naked.
55:16
She's laying her chase lounge chair, you know, arms, arms
55:19
behind her head, legs spread wide, you know, just just eyes
55:23
closed, just, you know, just Wonder Woman just enjoying the
55:25
sun. Everything's getting tan.
55:28
She feels the heat of the sun, you know, on her, on her
55:31
package. Superman kind of spies.
55:34
It kind of spies down a little bit.
55:35
He's like, yeah, Wonder Woman's looking pretty hot.
55:37
You know, it's like, I'm Superman.
55:39
I'm the Man of Steel. You know, I could just zoom
55:41
down. There's a quick little 23 pumps
55:43
and, and I'm out of dodge before she realizes what hair, you
55:47
know, I'm, I'm Superman, you know, like, why not?
55:49
Why not give this a shot? So look around.
55:53
Nobody's really up. There's no planes and shit.
55:54
So it's like I'm doing this. So he's flies down and gets
55:58
himself positioned just right in the one room, just, you know, 10
56:01
or five, you know, 5-10 pumps, zooms away.
56:04
You know, he's like, yeah, you know, get satisfied.
56:07
And now he's off doing his thing, you know, And Wonder
56:09
Woman never even knew the wiser. All of a sudden, the screams.
56:14
Wonder Woman leans back. She's what's wrong.
56:16
He's like, I feel like somebody just fucked me in the ass.
56:19
Wonder Woman was having sex with the Invisible Man.
56:25
I've actually heard that joke. I just wanted you to tell our
56:28
listeners that's a good one. That's a good joke, that.
56:32
Is with that with that boys and girls is Chris and Mike show if
56:35
you're feeling sad or depressed. I don't know how you can feel
56:37
sad or depressed after the conversation we just had the day
56:39
with all it'd be real lane of all the memory lane of the
56:42
females of the ages the the the list.
56:44
This will be a fun show to break down with reels and stuff and
56:47
have you know. That's the silliness I needed in
56:50
my day, so it worked out perfect.
56:53
Yeah, that was fun. So, you know, don't do it.
56:56
You know, don't, don't, don't kill yourself.
56:58
Tomorrow's a better day with you.
56:59
And it don't leave a hole in somebody's heart.
57:01
Text 988. Somebody's there waiting to talk
57:03
to you, help talk you through the, the, the chaos you're going
57:05
through in your mind. It's just not worth it, man.
57:09
Tomorrow's always a better day. Don't let the bad days win.
57:12
Or register as a guest at chrisandmikeshow.com and come on
57:16
here and be silly with us and you won't be depressed after
57:19
that. Yeah, again, you.
57:21
All all we ask for a guest is to be living and breathing.
57:24
We talked about this before. You can't be a zombie because it
57:26
would be hard to get you on the show and maintain a conversation
57:29
with you because your brain is dead.
57:31
Other than that, it's just, you know, bring it on like, you
57:33
know, we love talking to people. That's what this is about.
57:36
It's it's there's no hidden, hidden agenda.
57:38
No, we're real. We're real people.
57:40
We want to talk to real people. That's really about the only
57:42
agenda. Right.
57:44
The only thing fake right now is this is my my my blue eyes.
57:47
My blue light glasses. They're actually not
57:49
subscription at all. They're just blue light glasses
57:51
to help the reflection of the Mac, not hurt my eyes.
57:55
Does it help? It does help.
57:57
I might have to look at that. Yeah, it does help.
58:01
So upcoming we have Vince Perry coming back on the show.
58:04
You remember him. I do Awesome.
58:06
Yeah, he. He's scaled a yeah, he, he, he's
58:09
scaled a mountain. I saw that.
58:12
That's why he's coming back on because I'm like, dude, I want
58:14
to talk about this. So he's looking forward to that.
58:18
He's our next episode. That's going to be really cool
58:19
to talk to somebody who's actually scaled him out.
58:22
Yes, yes. Looking forward to that, holy
58:24
shit. Yes, yes.
58:25
And I watched this. I told you to watch this thing.
58:27
I have this, I follow this thing on Instagram of the last moments
58:29
of people's lives. The last one I saw, which is
58:31
then I, I wanted to talk to him about what he did.
58:34
These people are going to Everest.
58:36
They're hiking down Everest since somebody's got a camera,
58:37
you know, GoPro and they're walking, walking, walking.
58:40
And like, you know, two groups in front of them.
58:42
This person just starts driving me, sliding down the mountain.
58:45
He's gone. That's it.
58:47
Yeah, bye. See you.
58:49
There are, what, hundreds or thousands of dead people that
58:53
were froze? Yeah, there's not.
58:54
There's nothing they can do and they're still there.
58:57
They'll be there forever. Yeah, this guy, at least he got
59:00
to slide down, you know, and then watch himself.
59:03
To be horrible, dude, just horrible.
59:06
It would be horrible and and as and.
59:08
That's why I'm looking forward to this, because what makes
59:10
somebody do something that I'm not going to do right?
59:13
That's another reason we do this show.
59:15
Fascinating. Yeah, yeah, it's a life resume
59:17
thing. Absolutely.
59:19
Love life. We love life resumes.
59:21
Until next time. I'm Chris.
59:22
He's Mike. Nothing but love.
59:23
Peace. Love you brother.
59:25
See you. Love you too man Peace.