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LA Plastic Surgeons Tell All · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show That's Right, it's plastic surgeons
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  Speaker 1: from Hollywood.
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  Speaker 2: From botox to filler to everything in between. Those little
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  Speaker 2: nips and talks keep our Hollywood celebrities looking the way
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  Speaker 2: they should.
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  Speaker 3: If you love the way your favorite celeb looks, it's
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  Speaker 3: because of these famous doctors. It's not genetics, and it's
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  Speaker 3: certainly not taking care of yourself. It's all work and
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  Speaker 3: these guys are the craftsmen.
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  Speaker 4: So let's nip it in and tuck it out. It's
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  Speaker 4: time for plastic surgeons. Let's listen in. Wow, what an
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  Speaker 4: astounding room to be in.
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  Speaker 3: Hey bebs, what's up, bebs. Great to see my babies today.
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  Speaker 5: Look at my babies. My babies look wonderful today. Hey
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  Speaker 5: babyes Ha, I've.
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  Speaker 1: Seen a couple of you around the park.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely, it is so good to see you guys. I
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  Speaker 4: am loving seeing you guys so much. It's crazy that
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  Speaker 4: we're all in a room together, because usually I'm in
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  Speaker 4: a room with celebrities.
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  Speaker 6: And working on their face. That's usually what I do.
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  Speaker 4: And how it's crazy just to see you guys, because
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  Speaker 4: usually we are at different offices.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, do we all have Gucci belts on
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  Speaker 1: right now? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: You got me?
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  Speaker 5: Guilty?
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  Speaker 6: Guilty is you have caught me?
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I'm abs guilt of that. That means
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  Speaker 5: absolutely guilty in my laying.
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  Speaker 1: What about it? Gucci and plastic surgeons, they go hand
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  Speaker 1: in hand. It looks good with the lab coat and
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  Speaker 1: the blue collar.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh. You know. The nice thing is about
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  Speaker 4: a belt is it's fun to tighten everything up. That's
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  Speaker 4: why I wear my Gucci belt. I love to tighten
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  Speaker 4: things up. Why don't we go around to introduce ourselves?
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  Speaker 4: If that's fun? Does that sound fun for everybody?
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  Speaker 6: I would have?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like a blast, babes. I'd love to
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  Speaker 3: do that, babes. That sounds like an absolute hoot and
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  Speaker 3: a half. Why don't you start?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, great, Hi guys.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Maurice cut and I am a plastic
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  Speaker 4: surgeon for celebrity pets. I nip and tuck those cute
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  Speaker 4: little furry things and I let them I make them
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  Speaker 4: look better. I work with a lot of famous pets.
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  Speaker 4: I've worked with a lot of famous pets and mostly dogs,
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  Speaker 4: mostly dogs. And I'm excited to dive in and talk
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  Speaker 4: to you know, just talk a little bit about what
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you are the one who pulled the doggy space
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  Speaker 2: so tight that it couldn't sense its balance anymore and
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  Speaker 2: topple down the stairs. In that video, that was your,
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  Speaker 2: that was mine.
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  Speaker 4: It's like one of the best videos on fail Army.
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  Speaker 4: It is one of my favorite videos. I love it
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  Speaker 4: so much. It was one of my favorite clients. Sparky
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  Speaker 4: the dog, His owner and Sparky kind of came to
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  Speaker 4: this agreement that Sparky was sagging a little bit. He
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  Speaker 4: was a bloodhound so known for saggy lips. What we
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  Speaker 4: did was we genetically implanted and pulled back those cheeks
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  Speaker 4: and those lips so far that he actually lost a
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  Speaker 4: little bit of a rhythm in his ear, his internal
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  Speaker 4: c clear water, and he fell downstairs. People loved the
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  Speaker 4: video and it's actually brought a lot more clients to
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  Speaker 4: my door.
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  Speaker 5: That's absolutely wonderful, Babe.
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  Speaker 3: I really don't talk to a lot of dog plastic surgeons.
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  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if it is different at all from human beings, Babe.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is in a way that you know dogs,
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  Speaker 4: their dogs and their cats and their turtles and their hairs.
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  Speaker 6: They're not humans.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds like a song, babe, dogs and the cats and
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  Speaker 3: their turtles and their hairs. It's like I'm at a
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  Speaker 3: freaking cat Stevens concert.
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha, who is that?
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  Speaker 5: I worked on him?
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  Speaker 6: You worked on cat.
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  Speaker 4: That's where I've been wanting to get for so long,
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  Speaker 4: because I feel like he captures both my worlds.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, but actually he's a human being, even though
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  Speaker 3: his name is cat babe, and he actually changed it
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  Speaker 3: to use of Islam recently and very recently, I mean
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  Speaker 3: about thirty years.
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  Speaker 4: Not too recently, I would say it's not recently in
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  Speaker 4: the sense of the word recently.
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  Speaker 6: Recently I've been talking too much. You guys go, you
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  Speaker 6: guys go. I'm done talking. You guys go.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it is interesting that we bring up the concept
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  Speaker 2: of recently and thirty years and this sort of time spend,
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  Speaker 2: because as plastic surgeons, we are able to alter time, right,
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  Speaker 2: We are able to give years back and take years
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  Speaker 2: away should we so choose. Anyway, just a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of philosophy I like to bring up. We talk about
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  Speaker 2: anything that's an integral part of my practice. My name
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  Speaker 2: is Tatyana Yokovic. I am known as the TikTok doctor.
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  Speaker 2: I have become very big on TikTok because of my
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  Speaker 2: non nonsense explanation of surgeries, and I simply tell the
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  Speaker 2: people point blank what is going on. I don't leave
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  Speaker 2: out the gory details. I tell you exactly what is
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  Speaker 2: going to happen, and people seem to like it.
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  Speaker 6: People.
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  Speaker 2: I get a lot of comments about my hairline being
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  Speaker 2: so tight that it looks like I'm about to freaking
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  Speaker 2: fall over like that dog down the stairs. I am
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  Speaker 2: at two point three two point three million currently and
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  Speaker 2: only climbing by the day. And I am talking to
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  Speaker 2: many influencers, many celebrities. They come in to me and
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  Speaker 2: I work on them.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I love your videos.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tasha. I have to say, hey, the amount of
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  Speaker 1: clients that will show me a video and say well
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  Speaker 1: this happen, Is this how you do it? I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I'm constantly watching you.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, in the way, I do feel like I am
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  Speaker 2: the Bill Nigh of plastic surgeons. I've become more of
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  Speaker 2: an educator to the world when I did not mean to.
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  Speaker 2: I did not mean for this to happen, but it is.
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  Speaker 2: It is a new part of the industry. You know,
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  Speaker 2: we have to be putting ourselves on TikTok so the
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  Speaker 2: TikTok comes to us and gives us money.
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  Speaker 5: I will say, Natasha, vay the no offense to you.
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  Speaker 3: I will say that I would I would consider your
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  Speaker 3: advice and your input about forty percent correct. A lot
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  Speaker 3: of people come to me with input and they say,
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  Speaker 3: Natasha said, you know that you do this or that
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  Speaker 3: with the skin that you take off my body, and
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  Speaker 3: it's simply untrue. A lot of the stuff you're saying
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  Speaker 3: that surgeons do behind the scenes surely don't happen in
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  Speaker 3: my practice. Natasha, and we have difference of opinion.
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  Speaker 2: Difference of opinion.
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  Speaker 5: It's fad to talking about facts and talking.
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  Speaker 2: About ben through things you have not been through. Ben
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  Speaker 2: for things you have not been through. I have learned
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  Speaker 2: plastic surgery by my own sheer force of will. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I have had on you scary, learned on YouTube, learned
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  Speaker 2: from context clues how to do Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I want to know, Babe.
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  Speaker 2: I pulled myself up by my bootstraps and I will
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  Speaker 2: not take it. I will not take this from.
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  Speaker 5: You, babe, Babe, babe, and I don't want to disrespect.
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  Speaker 3: You are on this panel for a reason, the same
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  Speaker 3: reason we're all on an article in the Southwest magazine
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  Speaker 3: Airline Airline magazine Top Surgeons in La. Right, you can
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  Speaker 3: see schlus every every Southwest Airline has a magazine that
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  Speaker 3: has our faces in it.
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  Speaker 5: I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 3: But what I will see, Natasha is I just want
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  Speaker 3: to I want to hear an example of how you
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  Speaker 3: use context clues in the surgery.
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  Speaker 5: I certainly do, but I want to know how you use.
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  Speaker 2: Them well, of course, so uh, if you have the
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  Speaker 2: let's say they come in for they want their forehead
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  Speaker 2: to be tighter, right, you want to pull out the
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  Speaker 2: wrinkles in the forehead, right, number four? Yes? And number
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  Speaker 2: four okay?
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  Speaker 5: And your practice yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I interpret that.
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  Speaker 1: That's a number four. For me, it comes to the
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  Speaker 1: lip filler.
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  Speaker 2: I have to hear more about that text Clusewise, I
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  Speaker 2: would say that if the patient seems nervous, if little
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  Speaker 2: lines appear on their face as they're talking, that is
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  Speaker 2: a sign to take your scalpel and stretch.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 2: If that sort of you're just sort of inferring from
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  Speaker 2: subtext when to do that. So it's all about reading
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  Speaker 2: emotion reading cuse putting two plus two together.
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  Speaker 3: And I would actually just say, and I'm not trying
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  Speaker 3: to just specubate, not in any single way. The scalpel
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  Speaker 3: is not used for stretching. It's used for cutting. So
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  Speaker 3: the idea is.
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  Speaker 2: You and your practice, that is how you're doing. I
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  Speaker 2: do not tell you how to use scalpel. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 2: absolutely I think it is because I'm a woman. You
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  Speaker 2: are saying this. But we can talk about this later
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  Speaker 2: in the arts, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Man not No, I don't. I don't want to. I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to put anyone under the knife. That's not
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  Speaker 3: what we're doing here. So I'm sorry for disrespecting you, Natasha,
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  Speaker 3: I really am. But I will introduce myself. My name
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  Speaker 3: is Derek Snip and you guys might know me as
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  Speaker 3: the skin Tag Assassin. I have a new show coming
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  Speaker 3: out on TLC. I am really well known for getting
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  Speaker 3: rid of all sorts of skin tags.
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  Speaker 5: Things that hang I say, things that hang bing bing bang.
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  Speaker 5: That's what I like to say.
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  Speaker 3: I knock them out and nothing hangs off you that
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  Speaker 3: you don't want to hang off ya. That's what I
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  Speaker 3: say in my practice. And I'm I'm I'm all about that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm all about not only skin tags, getting rid of them,
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  Speaker 3: knowing exactly what they are and knowing why they shouldn't
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  Speaker 3: be there, and knowing how to get rid of them
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  Speaker 3: in a fun way. I also am about all the
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  Speaker 3: newest treatments and elixirs as well as chemical and.
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  Speaker 5: Renovations and solutions.
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  Speaker 3: So uh, you might have see snip botanicals coming out
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  Speaker 3: pretty soon all over the place, and I can't wait
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  Speaker 3: to talk to you guys about them. I sent you
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  Speaker 3: guys some samples and I'm curious to see if you
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  Speaker 3: guys try them. I know you have them with you
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  Speaker 3: right now, so we can get into that a little
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  Speaker 3: bit later.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm really excited to be here and talk to
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  Speaker 5: you guys, talk shop boy.
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  Speaker 1: Has anyone told you you look exactly like a property brother?
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  Speaker 1: But older?
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  Speaker 5: You know? I've gotten that, I've gotten that. I've gotten Hey,
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  Speaker 5: are you the third property brother twin?
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  Speaker 3: And I say they're not actually twins, And that's usually
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  Speaker 3: where the conversation ends.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting a property brother meets gumby, I'm getting.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, that's interesting totally.
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  Speaker 1: Then I appreciate you design your face? Did you design
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  Speaker 1: your face?
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  Speaker 5: No, babe, No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: I you know, I have a very elite group of
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  Speaker 3: top plastic surgeons in Los Angeles. We get together every
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  Speaker 3: holiday and we gift each other a surprise feature and
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  Speaker 3: every now and then we like to just going to
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  Speaker 3: the knife and and we trust each other with our lives.
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  Speaker 3: I trust. Let me know if you guys want to
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  Speaker 3: come over. I mean, these guys, these guys are the reason.
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  Speaker 3: You know, uh those lips when the Oscar, those eyes,
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  Speaker 3: when the Grammy, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 5: These guys, these guys know what they're doing.
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  Speaker 3: So so I will say I trust them, and I
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  Speaker 3: don't know what I'm gonna look like in a year.
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  Speaker 5: You know, that's what happens. And I and I like
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  Speaker 5: that because.
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  Speaker 4: That's trying to restructure you every year. It's kind of
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  Speaker 4: the Christmas restructure.
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  Speaker 3: We restructure each other. But it's a gift. It's in
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  Speaker 3: good intentions. You know, there have been people that have
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  Speaker 3: come through and have shown malice and we're certainly not
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  Speaker 3: letting them back in. Uh so you got to be
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  Speaker 3: good with your friends.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you make me laugh.
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  Speaker 5: I'm happy to be here, I can tell you laughing.
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  Speaker 5: Look at that bobble. Tell us a little bit about you,
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  Speaker 5: my friend.
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  Speaker 1: I bobble my chins so you can know my skin things.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny even so much. My skin isn't moving. Hey guys,
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  Speaker 1: it hey guys, it's me. It's doctor Bison. I am here.
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  Speaker 2: I run.
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  Speaker 1: It's a famous part of Hollywood peak behind the curtain.
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  Speaker 1: I run what we call the injection I run what
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  Speaker 1: we call the injection section of UTA. I live and
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  Speaker 1: work in the area of UTA, the Agency and Management Company,
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  Speaker 1: and uh, they basically used me like a McDonald's for
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  Speaker 1: all the agents who need injections, any little thing, any
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  Speaker 1: little line, all stick something in there and get rid
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  Speaker 1: of that line. That's Doctor Bison.
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  Speaker 2: Actor clients as well. Or is it strictly for the
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  Speaker 2: representatives only.
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  Speaker 1: I say this on all interviews because I am doing
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  Speaker 1: a lot. What's funny is I'm there for the clients,
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  Speaker 1: but I end up doing more injections daily to the agents.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that funny, babe? That's funny, babe. That's really funny agents.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why I have the combo you. I know
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  Speaker 1: you you were curious about it. I have a number
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  Speaker 1: four and number one and number two, and I have
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  Speaker 1: a dollar menu, which means one thousand dollar menu. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: and boy, I mean we really do call it the
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  Speaker 1: McDonald's drive through of UTA.
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  Speaker 2: Can you go through to this because people are able to.
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  Speaker 2: I remember something about your sale, your sales, your tagline
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  Speaker 2: is the way that you can go on your lunch break.
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  Speaker 2: You go in and out, you have your boatox and
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  Speaker 2: you're back on a meeting.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it really started. That's exactly how it is. It
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  Speaker 1: started with the selling Sunset girls. Once they got repped
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  Speaker 1: at UTA, their timelines. It basically didn't have enough time
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  Speaker 1: to do it.
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  Speaker 3: So thank god for that, by the way, So happy
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  Speaker 3: they got those reps at UTA.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, they're they're repped across the board over there.
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  Speaker 1: And it was those two brothers, not the Property brothers
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  Speaker 1: or the other ones, the.
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  Speaker 2: The Oppenheimer twitch Yeah, I'm he brothers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Menanda's brothers. I did their parents. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I used to have an office in Brentwood and and
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  Speaker 1: then UTA picked me up once they started getting a
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  Speaker 1: lot more clients that were influencers, and they said, why
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  Speaker 1: don't we just mold offices and they have me on
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  Speaker 1: a retainer.
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  Speaker 4: Well that is interesting, I will say. You said, you
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  Speaker 4: live at the Uta office. Is that was that kind
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  Speaker 4: of a turn of phrase or do you actually kind
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  Speaker 4: of love?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: I live there. What you don't know about me right now?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks to my face and some things I've done with
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  Speaker 1: a vocal coach, I'm eighty five.
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  Speaker 4: Well, love to hear that they love you. Hear that
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  Speaker 4: doctor is amazing. You've got to tell us your secrets,
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  Speaker 4: you really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm eighty five and I live in Uta. Similarly,
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  Speaker 1: like an old person would live in a nursing home.
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  Speaker 6: So is it you?
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  Speaker 1: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Just me? Just me? Touch?
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  Speaker 4: So what makes it? What makes it a nursing home?
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  Speaker 4: Is it just that you're an old person living somewhere?
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  Speaker 3: I would say, Babe, that's actually different than a nursing
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  Speaker 3: home because you're working their Babe, you're working hard.
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  Speaker 1: At this point once you're in the business like we are.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm only doing injections at this point. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not really doing a lot of anesthesia.
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  Speaker 5: Yea, and a sleezia is.
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  Speaker 1: What I used to call it.
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  Speaker 5: It is dirty. It's a dirty trade.
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  Speaker 4: Pologist, they're hands and.
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  Speaker 2: It is a cheat. In my opinion, it is a
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  Speaker 2: cheat to use anesthesia. That's worried because are separated. Well,
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  Speaker 2: I have my practice and you have yours. You are
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  Speaker 2: separated from the decisions you are making because you can go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I was under, I cannot be responsible for now my
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  Speaker 2: nose is this way. No, you have to be conscious
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  Speaker 2: and alive and aware of what is happening to you.
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  Speaker 3: And I would say, titania, babe, I would say that
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  Speaker 3: that is probably you just deal with in consulting. If
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  Speaker 3: you were to run your business a little bit differently,
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  Speaker 3: just make sure they know exactly what they're doing and
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  Speaker 3: you know how to execute that when they're under. It's
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  Speaker 3: actually a better situation for them to be under during
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  Speaker 3: such an intense surgery.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Absolutely, I would say, you don't want somebody screaming
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  Speaker 4: to death as you literally scalp their face and stretch it.
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  Speaker 1: And a consult I think is the most important part
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  Speaker 1: of that.
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  Speaker 2: We don't understand why you need to waste an extra
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  Speaker 2: half hour yammering when we could be knifing. I don't
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  Speaker 2: understand how you run your business. I don't understand how
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  Speaker 2: you keep your lights on if you are just giving
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  Speaker 2: away free time.
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  Speaker 5: To out your I get paid for consultants pay. They
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  Speaker 5: get paid for consultancies.
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  Speaker 2: You get paid to talk to them to say, oh,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: you are ugly, you would be better this way.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Absolutely, that's part of the deal. Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Well, usually they like to look at different sizes. They
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: like do you ever show some graphs or some pictures
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: of their face? You don't do any of that, do you.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Well, no, they I trust the person that I'm talking
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: to an adult. If they come in at age eighteen
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: or older and they say I want my nose to
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: be bigger, I have to trust them that as an adult,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: they have made that decision. Do you want me to
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: baby them? Do you want me to ask, oh, are
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: you sure this is what didn't look like? No, I'm
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: not going to I'm sorry, I'm not going to waste
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: my time.
• 17:13
  Speaker 5: No, baby the videos.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I've seen the videos, babe, I've seen the videos when
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: you try you start building a bigger nose, and you
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: say say when, and they're they're watching on a mirror,
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: and you just say when when the nose is big enough?
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: Babe. I just don't think they're in the right mind. Babe.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Learn to lot from going to Italian restaurants. I have
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: learned a lot by the way the surfers listen to
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: the context clues and they understand when to stop.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: They know, Tatiana, let me tell you. Botox is that
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: like permeshide cheese. You're only gonna know you have enough
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: two weeks later, Tatiana gonna know if there's enough cheese
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: on your ravioli that instant.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: You are telling me that botox shows up two weeks later. Oh,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: not what happens to me. That is not what happens
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: in my heart, babe. That is not how hit has
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: been going. So I'm very interested to know more about that.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: But I'm sorry, Maurice. You said that you do consultations.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're long. I have to explain them. I
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: really try to get the dogs to understand what's about
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: to happen to him. I really really try. Uh, you know,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: it's a lot of it's a lot of treats, it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: a lot of CITs, it's a lot of rolls over,
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: it's a lot we're about to, you know, shave your
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: bones down, uh, to get you just the size of
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: a standard poodle, a lot of extension surgeries. Trying to
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: explain to a miniature poodle that's about to go through
• 18:39
  Speaker 4: transformation become the size of a standard poodle is.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: It's it's tough.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: To explain, but I think I finally got through to them.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: So the consultation fees are mostly me and the owner
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: trying to figure out a way to explain it. Uh,
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: it's a lot of drawing, it's a lot of butt sniffing,
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: it's a lot.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Of things, Maurice. Can I ask how old your practice is?
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you can, and legally I am not allowed to
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: say so.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: They are legally barred from saying it.
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: You know, I've got lawyers, you know, We've got tons
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: of lawyers. They say, do not bring up how long
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: you've been running.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: This because it just feels like an expositional detail. It
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: does not feel legal to me.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: It does exactly exact.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Probably a gag order here.
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: I could probably check the Better Business Bureau babe and
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: find me because it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Was mandated by a judge and absolutely.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Absolutely that's all right, And because it would be it
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: would be you know, it would be all right. You know,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: you guys wouldn't think at if it was six months,
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: but if if I said something like thirty years, you
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: guys might start questioning things. So it's better left and
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not saying it's been thirty years.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: I'm not saying it's been thirty.
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: Years that I've been doing it, but I am just
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: saying that, so legally I can't talk about it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Well, can I ask you? The only animals I know
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: are agents.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: And that's funny, Babe, thank you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: You've never met a dog?
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: No, I just don't know them.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: You've never met a dog. You're telling me I've never.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Met but I don't know them. What I mean is
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know much of the rules law. Were their
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: laws before thirty years ago about cutting open dogs and
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: giving them nose drops?
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: Love the question, Absolutely loved the question. Ooh again, my
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: lawyers have barred me from kind of talking about the
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: nitty gritty of what the legality of this is. Uh,
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: because a lot of people have questions and a lot
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: of people want answers, and we are just not allowed
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: to give them.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: So if you're gonna take me to the court, then
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: maybe you can find out.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: All right, Babe, I did want to ask too. You know,
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: I've we actually worked on the street from each other
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: in Beverly Hills. I see your practice, or at least
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I tried to be on the protesters. Your protesters are
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: so interesting, Babe. I look at them all the time
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: because they they seem to have I don't know if
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: it's because animal lovers are also musical theater people or something,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: but they seem to always be doing some sort of
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: song or something over there.
• 20:59
  Speaker 6: A lot of song and dance outside.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: But it's a lot of song and dance outside my my, Yeah,
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: plastic surgery a clinic.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: It reminds me of the Hamilton Lottery. Baby, I don't
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: quite know what's going on over there. I wanted to
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: see if how that evolved.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, unfortunately, Yeah, for it was actually very connected to
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: the Hamilton Lottery. They found out about it because it
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: was happening down the street from a local We're just
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: right on Vine, uh, and Pantagious was having touring Hamilton
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: and all the people waiting by kind of saw this
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: sign and said what's going on here? And once they
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: caught a wiff, they were like a bloodhound. Let me
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: tell you, they would not let it go.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Uh. It's how do you afford this real estate?
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: How do I afford the realist?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That must be a month? Can you tell me that?
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you know just about it about the cost
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: it's just something that's tied up with lawyers, and my
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: lawyer said not to talk about so legally. Legally speaking,
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: I cannot tell you how much I pay or how
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: much I charge for this work.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: All you have to know is the dog's leave printed.
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: That's our slogan.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Ye do I love Hamilton? Have you guys seen it?
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: So you're still on Hamilton? You're still stuck on Hamilton?
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Well, I think that show changed my life. Have you
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: guys seen it? Yeah?
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I've seen Hamilton.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: Have I seen Hamilton?
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I'm responsible for about thirty percent of the cheekbones
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: at all time in every production of Hamilton.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a deal.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: They're out of geophones, they're out of cheekbones. I thought
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: they would be taking them away.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Now they're getting new cheek phones. There's a specific type
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: of Hamilton cheek phone. We called this the snip the
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: snip bone, and.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: You know, call it the Hamilton cheekbone faking so much
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: easier to call it the Hamilton.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: Hamilton isn't my name, is it?
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Babe?
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: No?
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I want to credit the Bourbone.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I'm just a fan, but the Bourbone, that's pretty fun, Babe.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: I wanted to have it as sociation to it because
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: I'm doing all the work. So unfortunately I did stick
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: my little name in there, but I.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Do like quickly. Does the touring company get the burnos
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: or do you have to? Is it different for the
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: main stage.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: The touring company can get it, but the air contract
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: is longer, so they have to they have to commit
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: to more exposure after because as we know, Hamilton kind
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: of has diminishing returns out in the wild.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: You disagree, Okay, we're just talking.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: Hamilton.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Man. You have changed your zoom name you have if
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: you are listening on audio medium, She has changed her
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: zoom name to Love's Hamilton.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I thought it would be a fun way to
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: type out things that I enjoy that we could use
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: as anchors throughout the interview.
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: Okay, well, maybe.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: We will communicate with each other via our name.
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: So look, the future, no idea if the listeners can
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: see that at all, but we will find out.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: We're going to find out, man, We're certainly gonna find
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: out something.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: I had a question, you know, because you know, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: was a plastic surgeon for a really long time and
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: I kind of do it on the side still for
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: non dogs and non pets, and you know, people don't
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: realize actually to make something be pretty, it actually is
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: kind of gruesome sometimes. So like I'm just interested, you know.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Like one, these are two completely different questions, and maybe
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: I should ask them at different times, but I won't. One,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: let's talk about the you know, the brutality of this procedure.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: And two, what's your favorite celebrities secret to plastic surgery
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: that you've seen?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Oh babe, these are fun, these are fun questions I
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: can start. I think what people don't realize is how
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: disgusting a layer of fat is. Like if you really
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: think about it and you really get into it, it's
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: just this yellow, kerneled mass that we need. You know,
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: we need it, babe. We need it in our body.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: It insulates us. It's important. I'm trying to make sure
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: my clients know that a lot of what's in your
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: body is good and if it hangs off the body,
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: that's where there's an issue.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: And that's why bam, bam, I get you.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: The skin tag assassin comes into town, knocks those things
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: out of you.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: You know I have heard.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I know you as you know this personality.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: You are so body positive, which is but you do
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: cut off people's ear lobes like nobody's business.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Well, listen, I want you to love your body. And
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: I've been having you know, I have a I guess
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: he's a spiritual advisor.
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: I go out with him to Tahunga and we I
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: know what.
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: You think, Yeah, I know what you're thinking.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Should be tapangas. I was to Hunga.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: He has a retreat into hunga pretty industrial town, but
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: he has a little retreat out there and we like to.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Take a little bit of ayahuasca.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Is it's just a house out there, It's.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a house and it's it's one story, but
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: it's wide and it's really nice.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: It's a home a retreat, you know exactly.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: It's the amount of time you spend at it, and
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: not the amount of time you spend that it at once,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: the amount of time you spend that a year year. Yeah,
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: if I'm there three days a year, it's for one year.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: That's a vacation. Twice a year, that's a yearly. That's
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: a yearly trip.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Right, three to eight times a year or three eight
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: times over three to eight years, that's gonna go ahead and.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Be a retreat, you know. So that's how something kind
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: of ends.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: And then actually, if it goes any longer, it kind
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: of becomes a second home, or even exactly.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Summer, you know where you summer so and I'm not
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: summering into hung Good's.
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: It's fifteen minutes away from my house.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: But but what I will say is when I go
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: on these retreats and I have my spiritual advisor takes me,
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: guides me through the cosmos, that is what I like
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: to say, Babe. And I've had a conversation with God.
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: I've had a conversation with a celestial being and he
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: told me that ear lows were a mistake.
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: He told me there's no reason for him.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: He told me that that was just he was self
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: conscious about having such sharp angles on someone's body. That
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: was the problem, you know. And what I've found is
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: that when I remove people's lobes, you don't have this
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: discussing dangly thing.
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: You go straight from a sharp angle. You know, you
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: don't need earrings.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Why are we putting earrings on lobes because we're ashamed
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: of them, because they're disgusting. It's like putting a bow
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: on a big pilot's herd. You don't need to do that, babe,
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: get rid of it, throw the poop away, and put
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: a bow on something nice, like a like a like
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: a GMC car. That's what I'm saying.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: You know, you have been drawing lots of iron from
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: the piercing community, the ear piercing community. Yeah, I heard
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: they tagged your car. I heard horrible things. They are
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: trying to torture you.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Not only tag my car, they skin tagged my car.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: They put a bunch of they tied a bunch of
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: water balloons to the bottom of my car to make
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: it look like my.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Car had skin tags. And I don't think that's very funny, babe.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's funny at all.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Which is so.
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Strange, you know, because like they're also in a body
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: morphing job. You know, it's it's crazy. It's like, it's
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: not that different. What's the difference, listeners.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: No respect.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: What's the difference between.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Dyeing your hair and completely shaving your nose off? Tell
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: me the difference exactly.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Can't get any respect from it. All brain surgeons, heart surgeons,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: e NT, gastro intestinal doctors OBG.
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: Y X, go through all of them.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well this goes back to med school. This goes
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: back to med school.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Because they think that we are the mean girls. They
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: have a complex. They think that we are the mean
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: girls of their high school, that we are only working
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: with shallow people. But in the end, who is talking
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: about us behind our backs? They are the mean girls.
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Absolutely mean girls, absolutely jealous.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to do mouth to mouth. You
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: get over it.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: They're just simply jealous. And I do just want to
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: put a little pain in this. You know.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: They love to put pins and things when it comes
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: to ear lobes and cartilage. To all the piercers out there,
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: and by the way, all the pierces a my talking
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: to fifteen year olds at Claire's. Go get mad at
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: somebody else for freaking something stupid.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Okay, I don't.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: Care fifteen year old teens at Claire's.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: If you're watching this and you're mad at me, because babe,
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: because I'm getting rid of your livelihood. How about you
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: go to freaking high school and how about you study
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: in biology. That that's what I did. But what I'm
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: saying is I have no problem with the upper cartilage.
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: I have no problem with piercings in the middle the
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: lobes is just the lobes need to go. That's what
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I say.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Gob Does it really fit?
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, I mean it's we're not using, we're test. We're
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: focused market testing that for the show, but not.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Quite a lin Manuel.
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: No, what's your favorite Hamilton quote?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I won't say, but i'll also i'll say all legal reasons. No. No,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I'll say seventies.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: The dates.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I think it's so creative. What a way to say
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: we're in anyway? I love the show anyway, I'll say,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: what was your question, Marie? What was the other one?
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: There was two?
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, what's the most disgusting part? Babe? Right?
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: And then what's the what's the celebrity that you wouldn't
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't know?
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: Has your favorite secrets? Plastic search and celebrity?
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got I got.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: A celebrity you wouldn't know. I operated on not because
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I did a good job, because he's so fucking disgusting.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I tried to inject a little botox into mister h. Weinstein.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Oh and let me tell you, I have never seen
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: a more disgusting skin in my life. I stuck the
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: needle into his forehead and the needle catapulted out of
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: the building because his skin is so vie. It absolutely
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: smelled like bad eggs when I got through the skin,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: and it was absolutely disgusting. And I was shooting blanks.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Anything I put into that anything blanks.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: When nothing comes out of the syringe, I swear something
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: was in there.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: Babe.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you about that.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Everything there will be a perfect shop. Not sometimes tonight
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: does not the Knight, that's what you're telling Let me
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: tell you that's what you tell them.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: But I was loaded. I had the tank fully fucking loaded.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Burr Aaron Burr loaded, and I'm pushing this stuff in
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: and I saw no difference. I think I put more
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: boatox in Harvey Weinstein's forehead than I think I put
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: on the entire cast of Sex and in the City.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Oh and that was back in the day when I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: had a Brentwood office, you know.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: But h H was a really hard client. I think
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: all of us dealt with him. I was, actually and
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: as a mercenary one somebody wanted me to put his
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: balls on his face. Uh and uh I tried to
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: do it. Have you ever seen that movie Valkyrie where
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Tom Cruise chez to kill Hitler? Was kind of like
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: that but I couldn't get through it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Retellian. Yeah, if you if he had his balls on
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: his face, on his forehead, I bet that'd be more
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: moisturized than his natural forehead. And that thing was like
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the Coachella Valley.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: I believe that. Yeah, it was funny. Everyone was trying
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: to get him.
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Everyone's trying to get to the plastic surgeons to say,
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: make him look like we know who he is, you
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? And this was this was during
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Shakespeare Love's Awards season. This was a huge It would
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: have been.
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: Huge, and I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's you could make Julia Roberts gorgeous with
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: with with maybe one with not even an injection. I
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: could pump a whole village worth the boatox into that
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: man and there's nothing going in. Yeah.
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: Well, that just it goes to show that if you
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: if you fill somebody with boatox, it doesn't necessarily mean
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: there be beautiful. You have to have the artistic design.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: And that takes a long time to learn. That takes
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: a very long time to learn, and I think some
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: of us are still learning that even today.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: It feels like you might be learning it. It feels
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: like you still might be learning a little bit.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: All of us are learning in real time how botex'
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: botox works, that it has delayed effects, and that you
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: shouldn't keep going because you don't see the effects immediately,
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: that you shouldn't do maybe fifteen rounds in one sitting.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: I think all of us are going to walk away
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: with this new information as better surgeons.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, Babe, babe, babe. I hope you know it at least,
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: because I certainly do know that you know.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Botox.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Doctor Well, I will say, I'm a big fan of
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: any talks.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Is it it's loud or is in.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: It's just not bo tech? Didn't you say that?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: I'm eighty five anyway, anyway, I'm a huge fan of
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: your TikTok uh at doc.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I will say one of my talking about celebrities, one
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: of my favorite things that you do is you pull
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: up celebrities on the red carpet and you say what
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: work they've done. And I love watching it because a
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: lot of the times I going that's just not true.
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: I don't know what she's talking about.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Well, and I would I would say that everything is
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: true to me. Right, so and true to what I
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: believe the context clues of the situation are. And some people,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: you know, I am using what people see me. When
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: I do that on the red carpet and I say, uh,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: noose job tummy talk li po forehead and I do that,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: people think I am some sort of plastic surgery psychic.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: And in the way I am, in the way that
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: real psychics are just guessing all of the time, and
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: they're really good.
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: Enrage the psychic community. We've already pissed off the teams.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: You guys, you do not want these people outside of
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: your businesses. You do the psychic community and the tweens,
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: They are outside my businesses singing along to Hamilton a
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: lot of the time.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: So just watch it.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Just that must be doctor Bison's going to freak out.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: He's going to sing.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I may come on. In this city, you could throw
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a corner and it's gonna land on a plastic surgeon
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: who loves Hamilton. Ha ha.
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: You know what I will say, doctor Titanya Tatiana.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I saw on your on your on your Instagram that
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: she said, Emma Stone got her eyes doubled, she got
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: her eyes twice as big and I will say, Babe,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's a procedure. You can't get You
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: can't enlarging eyes like that, and I don't. And I
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: actually know Emma personally. I know her actually as Emily
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: because that's her real name, Arizona.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Emily, Emily.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I'm stone.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: You guys hang out drinking popcorn, eating bond bonds, watching movies.
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: I don't do all that stuff. But I've seen her
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: at Arnold Schwarzenegger's house. You know, I've seen her.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I give her a number six, which is what we
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: call a bond bond. It's a bobo. Anyway, continue, what
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: do you mean by that?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Deren look her eyes doubled? I'm sorry. If that is
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: the truth, that is the truth what I have. Look,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I woke up, I saw a picture of her on
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: my phone and her eyes were huge. I do not
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: remember her eyes being this big. So that is why
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I am sure. I am sure, over my beating heart,
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: she has had her eyes doubled. And just because you
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: do not possess the technology as a surgeon to double
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: those eyes does not mean that the procedure does not exist.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: That's babe, Tatia can I just say Devil's advocate. Maybe
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: you zoomed in on her face on your phone and
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: then fell asleep.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I do not un zoom before I fall asleep. I
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: always recurd the pictures back to their original size before
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: hits the pillow.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You always have to picture.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: You pay attention into details. Details are my entire thing.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: I will never on zooma picture on Google Chrome. I
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: will always reset back to fit to fit a page.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, Tanya, I'm gonna come in with a second accusation.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok where you said SpongeBob had lip filler. Honey,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: he's a cartoon. I'm eighty.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I said normal SpongeBob had lip filler, normal SpongeBob. In
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: the episode where SpongeBob becomes shiny and normal, that is
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: when he got the lip filler. I would never SpongeBob
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: is a rare natural beauty, rare untouched specimen, perfect in
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: every proportion, shape, size, face, holes, whatever. I will never
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: say shit about regular SpongeBob. Now the normal SpongeBob. I
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: could talk for hours.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Right, Hey, babe, people with medical licenses simply don't talk
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: about this kind of stuff. I'm just gonna be honest
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: with you, babe, people with medical.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Okay, well wait, no, you know because in the dog
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: community we have been trying to figure out how to
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: double dog's eyes for years. So if you have an
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: idea of how to do it, if you I'm interested
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: to see if you have an idea of how it
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: would work.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: What's crazy to me is that, Maurice, even though you
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: are just a bundle of red flags, I cannot help
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: but think that, Tanya, it's the hardest and the scariest
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: at this table.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: I am not the scariest. I am not the scariest.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Why are we not focused on the dog man? The
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: man who is mangling dogs? This man is mangling dogs
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: and he can't even talk about it. He's sinister and
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: he wears a dark cloak over his soul. I want
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: to know, Maurice, what's it for all? Do these dogs
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: like it? And how do you sleep at night? Those
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: are my two questions.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: I shaker love these questions and would love to get
• 38:55
  Speaker 4: into it.
• 38:55
  Speaker 6: Oh yikes.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, legally speak, I cannot talk about how the dogs
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: feel a post surgery, but I will say they love treats. Uh,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: They're still wagging their tails and eating the treats, and
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: a lot of the time we plastic surgery a smile
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: because that's a huge surgery.
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: My friend, No, it's.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: You want to see your dog smile.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I don't want to see my dog smile.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: That don't understand how this is a red flag.
• 39:26
  Speaker 6: I just it's not adding up for me.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Showing its teeth is not something for me.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: And I don't want to bring lip filler.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: We're making a smile, so the poodle kind of emulates
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Goofy and it's more charming and more fun for the dog.
• 39:42
  Speaker 5: Babe.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I don't want to bring down the mood, but I
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: do want to just get in your opinion. If I
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: had an animal that I think, oh, my animal is
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: exhibiting signs of wanting some sort of plastic surgery enhancement
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: on their body happen. It's all the symptoms. What are
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: the signs? How do I know that consenting to a surgery?
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: Babe? If you find a dog glancing in the mirror
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: or reflective pawns a lot, really wondering, contemplating. If you
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: find your dog pawing at something over and over a lot.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: If you look at your dog and go he's kind
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: of lost his cuteness. These are all the symptoms of
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: a doge.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: The third one, baby is more sinister than the other ones, right,
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: because that is I don't under its h powered as
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: opposed to the power.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: Of the dog. So legally speaking, the word sinister cannot
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: be mentioned within twenty five words of my.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: Name twenty four twenty five See this, sir.
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: See it works because you're like, why is she counting?
• 40:47
  Speaker 6: What's I'm sorry you even talking about I'm sorry? So, yeah,
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: there was a gag.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: No word is sharing on his babe.
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: I do not know about that huge word that some
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: of the best.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: You can't put that us. You just simply can't. You
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: can't blake. Restraining orders also don't work for a blanket
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: amount of people. They were for specific people.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: So you'd be surprised.
• 41:09
  Speaker 4: And it does work, and legally speaking, cannot mention me
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: or refer to me within twenty dives words words dag.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: Order that it could tageous all those around you, like
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: a disease, like a plague.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: It doesn't work out.
• 41:23
  Speaker 6: It's a legal trigger.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: If you will, you remind me of an agent in
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: what way.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: I can't follow you. You're always spouting lies and all
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: I want to do is get to the second act already.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: That was Hamilton, No Hamilton really quick though. We kind
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: of missed the mark here. You have no idea how
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: to double eyes. You have no idea. That's a that's
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: not a thing.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: That was the market that.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Dad, John F. Kennedy now to get to the moon
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: personally when he made the call? Did he know that?
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: Didn't he know that?
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: When he requested let's go to the moon? Did he
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: know that? Because I am not expected to know every
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: single thing that is possible.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: So just to understand what your idea of how people
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: went to the mood was.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: John F.
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Kennedy was sitting somewhere and said, you know what, let's
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: go to the moon.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: And babe was there.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I was there. It was nineteen sixty three. I was
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: a little girl. I was watching this on my TV.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: And I tell you what he said it and then
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: it happened.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Well, but babe, babe, I do want to be careful
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: and I want to be represented. You know, I want
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: to be clear on your accent. Here we are talking
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: about the space race and you maybe said a little Russian, babe,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: So what was the narrative? What was the narrative you
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: were seeing the space race through Babe, I'm just curious.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Negative. It was a little look look at what this
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: evil man is throughing, and so I sort of had
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to unlearn that shift me a context clues like, Okay,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: maybe I want to leave in America one day, maybe
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I should view this man speaking through a positive plant.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty nine?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Is that a song in Hamilton?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: No, I'm I'm doing my own Hamilton for this moment,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: and I'm saying the year we landed on the moon.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Well, has he ever come through?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: I freaking wish. Okay, I have a question for everyone
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: at the table. Has anyone ever asked you for a
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: cosmetology service? Something on their face? A change if you will,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: that you thought they didn't need.
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can tell you have an answer already, doctor
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: b That's why you brought it up.
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: Let's hear it.
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: No, I don't, I literally just what you kids are.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't keep going with you.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: She marks an agency. She's just simply making station.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: That asked a question, and.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: Then so Tatan, Yeah, the question why.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: Do you weirder? Name?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Titanya is like a character from a Midsummer Night's Dream.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: And that reminds me of Hamilton.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: No, I'm sorry, maybe I you a little bit.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: I thought you seemed like you were humping the bit
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: to give us an answer. I'm sorry, You're just asking
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: a question.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Oh well, I think where the skin heats it meets
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the road here, a little a little bit where the
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: skin meets the road here. A lot of plastic surgeons
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: are are accused of just doing work on patients, and
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: maybe those patients don't need that, and they still do
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: it because they say, we're money hungry, right, because what
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: we're doing sometimes isn't always a necessity like a lot
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: of other doctors. So I'm curious if you guys.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Will I had an interesting one. I had a I
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: had a I had a patient come in and I
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: didn't understand. It all paid off for them, and it
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: was actually a lesson of listened to your patients a
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: little bit more. They made their cat grumpy and he
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: became grumpy cat. Yep, that was actually my work. Uh,
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: the grumpy cat was actually my work.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Are you connected to the death of grumpy cat in
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: any way?
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: I cannot talk about I cannot. Did they want to
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: make their cat grumpier? That's a thing we can't talk about.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: My question, babe too.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Is it was the cat grumpy because you made the
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: face look grumpy or is it because of some sort
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: of other operation that caused the disposition to forever turn
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: grumpy bait?
• 45:50
  Speaker 6: Such a good question.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, legally speaking, a band from talking about grumpy cat.
• 46:00
  Speaker 6: Just talking about people.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: Verbiage is all over the discord.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: You had never named dropped grumpy cat. I never would
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: have formed the question in my mind, Oh, is he
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: actually grumpy because of something that happened to him? Now
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: people will ask this question because you had to name
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: drop it.
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe it's a less on you guys. Leave a
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: name drop as a drop. Let me pick it up
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: and walk away. Huh do you ever think about that?
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: I am I.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I had a really interesting surgery that I was being
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: lined up for. Uh, and Babe, it was. It was
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: kind of muddy and murky and difficult to deal with.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: But the long story short is beloved character actor Brad Garrett.
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: You might know him as a Ray's brother, and everybody
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: loves Raymond. He had a comedy club, He's done so
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: many funny things till death. On Fox Fantastic Show, he
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: came in once and he said, I want to be black.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: And I said, I said, I can't do that, babe.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: I said, I said, babe, you said no.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Thank god, Sure this story is true. This is a
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: huge accusation.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, it's not your TikTok to make, babe.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: And if you do, I will cause legal action. This
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: is confidential. Uh, please do not bring that up. But
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I will say that. Yeah, I said, look, I love
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: your skin as it is. You got a beautiful heritage,
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: your beautiful guy. I think this is gonna put you
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: in some hot water. And it's also not going to
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: be what you're satisfied with. If you use such a
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: drastic change to your body, you're gonna see problems with
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: it for the rest of your life because you're gonna
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: fix it on it. That's what I like to say.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: I didn't get into the completely offensive implications of it.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: And I did walk him out of it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Of course, that's a nice way of walking him out
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: of it. That's not really calling out his behavior.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: We did kick the can, as you might say, we
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: kicked the can, babe, But and and and I just thought,
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: this isn't really my responsibility, right, I'm a surgeon.
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: I'm on the body.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: You don't need to him.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: You're not going to the surgery and get out exactly.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: And there's no red flags with Brad Garrett in anyway.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: He seems to be a wonderful guy that everyone likes
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: to work with here and there, and he's a talented actor.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: So I don't think whatever was going on with him
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: that day came to light. And I'm glad for him.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: That's awesome. I am really good.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I am glad to hear that for him. I will
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: say I do have I did have to tell someone
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: though once. I Normally, you know, they come in, they
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: are adults. I trust what they have to say and
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I do it right. But this time, so okay, a
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: woman comes in and she is an influencer, and she says,
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I want to look like the Kardashians right now, currently,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: how the Kardashians look currently.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: The amount of times I get that every day, everyone
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: loves it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: It's true. And the tragic thing is because we all
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: know the Kardashians are butt in, butt out, but in
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: butt out, boobs in, buzz out, boobs in boobs out.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: It's constantly shifting. Now, this girl was watching the Instagram
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: reels Kardashian, which, as we all know, is four weeks
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: behind the TikTok Kardashians. She was asking for a completely
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: different Kardashian, and so I had to tell her, no,
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. I cannot do this to you because
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: I think you are not of sound mind. And it's
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: tragic when people do not keep up, they don't know
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: exactly what they wanted. That is when mistakes happen.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: So that was the one where you said not of
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: sound mind. That was the only time.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: That was the only time. That is when I it
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: would have been so wrong of me as a doctor
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: to do it.
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I saw that guy on TikTok saying that you gave
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: him bullfrog face.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Well on his face, I will say it did not
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: look like that when he left my office the day
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: of the second he left my office, he.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: Gave him too much botox.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: He kept on giving him too much botox that he
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: his face blew up like a bullfrog.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: As four days later he looked like a bullfrog because
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: of me. There's that could be something, that could be any,
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: that could be anything. When he walked down to my office,
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: he looked like a lovely ball talxed boy.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Oh incredible.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Listen, it's it's crazy we're even discussing this, right. We
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: shouldn't be talking about our work because the work of
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: a good plastic surgeon you can't even detect right there.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: It goes unnoticed if.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: You look and you say, did you have some work done?
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I've done too much. You know what I mean, Babe,
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: I mean that's the whole goal.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: It's hitting me now. Uh isn't this a huge hip
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: A violation?
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: This is interesting.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Is plastic surgery counted under HIPPA or are we considered real?
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: And well?
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, a lot of us are actual doctors that have
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: studied at medical school, maybe half of us.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: I would say I did something that I don't think
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you would notice because he's not in the public eye.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: But Jerry Seinfeld's agent asked me to make his make
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: his eyes make them. No, I would never do that.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not an idiot.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: Take a cold shower, Maurice, Jesus Christ, it can't be done.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Relax, relaxed down, boy, Dawn, come anyway. He didn't. The
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: agent didn't want to blink because he wanted to be
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: awake all the time. Because cocaine wasn't enough, and then
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: I started seeing agents come in and ask for that
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: adderall and it was during the adderall shortage. They wanted
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to stay on it, so they wanted their eyes open.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: So I did a lot of work up here and
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: in the forehead, but it simply couldn't be done. So
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: after a couple you know, uh like just some like
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: slow intro into the surgery, I started to notice that
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: this isn't something I want to do. And that's where
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I really realized I am not a mean Hollywood plastic surgeon.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stop. Even though I could make boat boodles
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: of money and I could see Hamilton on Broadway whenever
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I freaking want, I'm not gonna take people's money if
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I don't think this surgery is smart.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: That's a great point, doctor B and I really agree
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: with you. I mean, I'm curious talking industry, what are
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: some trends that you guys have seen that you either say,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: I hope this fad passes. I don't want to have
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: to deal with this again, daby, or what do you
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: say no to? What do you say, Hey, you're going
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: to regret this a little bit later. You don't want
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: this right now? Like what are you guys seeing I'll put.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: An injection anywhere. No, me too, Yeah, I'll I I
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: do the injection section. So I don't say no to
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: a lot besides crazy stuff.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll tell you the bogle fat thing.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Leave it where it is. That's what I want to say.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: Boogle fat is important and let it be what it is.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Leave it where it is unless it's over forty thousand
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: dollars in my pocket. Is what I say.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: No, and I and I draw the line of that.
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: What I'm saying is I don't move boogle fat. So
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: so we have a difference of opinion there, doctor Biden.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Now this does not count maybe under the technical definition
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: of what a plastic surgeon is a quote quotes supposed
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: to do. But I think that people are doing crazy
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: things with teeth right now. I think that everybody's teeth
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: are a little too straight and a little too small,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: and I think that people are filing them down. I
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: think that it's weird, and I think it's time to
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: get rid of it. I think we should just let
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: our natural teeth go.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: And it's the same thing happening with dogs. I just
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: want those dogs. A big thing for me, though, is guys,
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: stop trying to make your dog look like Jacob Elordi.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: He's he's not going to be here for long and
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: he already kind of looks like a dog.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: That happens a lot.
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Also, yeah, does that happen a lot? And also what's
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: gonna happen to Jacob Elordi?
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: So good question. I would love to get into it.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: I would love to get into what's going to happen
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: to Jacob Loordi, but legally cannot and I shouldn't have
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: brought him up. We can't even really talk about him.
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: But he looks like a dog, and I and a
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: lot of people want their dogs to look more like him.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: And I think now it first was the Kardashians, make
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: your dogs look like Kardashians, Then it was make your
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: dogs look like Euphoria, and now it's all make your
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: dogs look like Jacob Lauriate a Lordie, And I'm just
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: not having it.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I think another fat in the plastic surgery world
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: that is just really hit us with a big load
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: is preventative botox. We didn't have that. My office in
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Brentwood wasn't the size that now I could probably afford
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: because preventative botox. I mean, we're putting it on everyone
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: just in the name that this will come soon, versus
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: just normal botox, which is a cleanup job, you know
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: what I mean.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: It's true. These are these girls are you know, they
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: are nineteen twenty twenty one. They are coming in fear
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: of death in their eyes, and we are, you know,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: trying to stave off these years, trying to give her
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: more years. And I don't think that's a crime, but
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: it is certainly.
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: I think when you do it, it is a crime.
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: I think when you do it, it is a crime.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: And Maurice, I think you as well. I think when
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: you do it.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Dog man, mister Frankenstein dog dog.
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: Again, legally speaking, you cannot have the word Frankenstein dog.
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: You cannot say again, babe, Babe, you cannot say again.
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: This is the first time you're saying.
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: It, babe, again and again. I just want to reiterate
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: one more time. Cannot say the word criminal near my
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: name or the word Frankenstein dog.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Here's a question.
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: May be repeating myself, guys, I hate to be repeating myself.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I do want to ask because you brought up prevented
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: a boatox babe, and I'm curious if anybody else has
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: gotten it or this is just in certain circles I'm in.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I was asked to deliver prenatal boat talks the other
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: day to a baby, and it was kind of this
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: weird moment where I thought maybe she was joking, and
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: then I was like, Babe, to be honest, I was
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: a little bit freaked. I said, Babe, I you know what,
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: I don't work on a face until it's out here.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Babe, That's what I said.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: You know, when I went home and I talk to
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: my partner, I said, what the f O?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Wait?
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: A little too far?
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Bebe we see some weird stuff. I had an agent
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: in some weird manic episode asked for me to give
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: preventive botox to their barbie.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Hi, I didn't.
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: I was at my at Hey, it's crazy, but I
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: actually think we have a video tape of that.
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: Can we maybe play a video table man.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Of this agent coming to me?
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because you ta films everything, that's yeah.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, You're right, we have it all.
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: Hi. John said, how are you today? Sorry? I'm looking
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: at four thousand emails at once and I'm texting, and
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: I think I have a bag on my head.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: So of course, of course, howe you look at the menu,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: it's lit up. There's a combo number.
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: Just tell me what you buy, doctor Bison. I won
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: a number four. But it's not for me. It's uh
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: for my little mate, my little mini me right here
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: right Uh.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Your junior agent that works under you or your unpaid intern.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: No, okay, so they're gonna stand over there and I
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: am talking about that.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think a bartie. I think a parpie.
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: Oh hell, okay, that was crazy.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like she kind of knew
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: she was having a manic act, so she was leaning
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: into it because it's like no.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: One was debating if she was holding the barbie.
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: I just kept being like, I want to be a
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: little freak.
• 57:37
  Speaker 3: What to pan over to the assistant and the junior
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: assistant and the junior agent. I would love to see
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: their faces, Bade, What did you see?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Oh? I mean I just kept I looked over and
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: it's two girls, Tory and Glory.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: Oh. I've done a couple of times the job assignment
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: for both of them. Huh and Glory.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I overinjected a little the water was just like deer
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: in the headlights, but it was probably just because there
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: are two weeks was sitting.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: I like I like it. I think I think the
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: agent was really feeling herself and her truth at that moment.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: You seem really affected, Babe, you seem affected.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: Well, yes, if I had not removed my own tear drugs,
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: I would be crying right now because this is it's
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: just really inspiring to see women go after what they want.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Kata, What's going on?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know anymore.
• 58:38
  Speaker 4: I think I think it is your cheese are filling
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: up with water. I forgot.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: I moved my tear ducts down to the bottom of
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: my mouth just in case I would need them later.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Oh weird like a waterbed situation.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's so floaty.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my, oh babe, Oh no baby, Oh no.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: Well I should probably deal with this. Should we play
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: Truth or Dare?
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's do that.
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let me get you deal with that, and let's
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: how plastic surgeons always end with a good game of
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: Truth or Dare?
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: All right, doctor b you're up?
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: Maybe maybe ta.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay, Derek snip, are you.
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: How we do it? In Buss, that's right.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Ire you to put a patient skin tag inside a
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: different patients purse and then leave.
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll do it. I don't have any clients tonight,
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: obviously you know. And I'm going to pump springs next week,
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: but I'll do it next time.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: Oh, the promise of a dare I love this game.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: We won't see it.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I dare you, Okay, no choice.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: I dare you to.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: Uh put a little camera inside of doggy so you
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: can see what looks like inside of them.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: Okay, I'll do it later.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: Okay, bab, why turn.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: Okay, doctor b truth or dare I dare you to?
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: I dare you? And this is what plastic surgeons always do.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: We cannot fight it. Always play a little there.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 5: It's inevitable, Bab.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: I dare you the next time you have a meeting
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: with an agent you try to get signed.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I promise to do it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Who's leftover, Tatiana?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: That would be I started the trend, Tatiana, I dare
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: you to quit.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I will kill you with a knife tonight.
• 1:01:20
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• 1:01:22
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• 1:01:24
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• 1:01:31
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