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403: My New Game · Fake Doctors, Real Friends with Zach and Donald

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  Speaker 1: I need to apologize to you guys, because I said
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  Speaker 1: one fifteen and I am now eight minutes, nine minutes late.
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  Speaker 1: That is my I apologize. I'm afraid to say anything,
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  Speaker 1: and don't. You don't have to say anything. I'm apologizing
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  Speaker 1: to you, and I'm apologizing to the fans. The ship
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  Speaker 1: got on the road a little late. That being said,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of news has happened in between now and
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  Speaker 1: one o'clock. Jeff Bezos has now stepped down as CEO
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  Speaker 1: of Amazon. Yeah, why are you so excited about that?
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  Speaker 1: How does that affect us in anything? Because there's a
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  Speaker 1: job opening and it could be me. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if they're this is America, Jack. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: they're hiring actors for the position. But you can try audition,
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  Speaker 1: maybe set itself to listen. I've seen Ted talk. All
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  Speaker 1: Ted talk is is somebody getting up on stage and
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  Speaker 1: convincing you that they are on point with their stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I love how you struggled for the sentence, on point
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  Speaker 1: with their stuff, with their stuff. That's like that what's
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  Speaker 1: his name? The simple guy in the Simpsons when he goes, Lisa,
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  Speaker 1: do you like stuff? Yes? That's when Ralph Wickham's trying
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  Speaker 1: to flirt with Lisa. I like stuff, but I know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. I know how to do that. If
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  Speaker 1: somebody writes it for me, I got you. I'm an actor,
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  Speaker 1: That's what I do. I have a theory that running
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  Speaker 1: Amazon maybe a bit out of your skill set, don't
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  Speaker 1: I didn't say I wanted to run Amazon. I want
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  Speaker 1: to be the face of Amazon. How about that? That's
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  Speaker 1: what I want. I want to be the face of Amazon.
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  Speaker 1: When you think of toys and packages and deliveries and
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of jobs for Americans, I want you to
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  Speaker 1: think of me. Okay, okay, maybe they'll put your face
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  Speaker 1: on the box if you get the job. That's branding.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of your face on things, we should talk about
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  Speaker 1: this awesome new merch that's in the merch shop for everybody. Hi, everybody, welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Good to see you, or at least pretend to see you.
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  Speaker 1: We have these things that are called badge poles. If
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  Speaker 1: you work in a hospital, or if you work somewhere
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  Speaker 1: where you have to wear a badge and then you
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  Speaker 1: have to reach down and put it on some sensor
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  Speaker 1: to open a door, Well, we have solved it for you.
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  Speaker 1: We have really dope badge poles from face. They are
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  Speaker 1: really cool. I got in mind today. I was kind
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  Speaker 1: of pooh pooing on the idea of the badge pole,
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  Speaker 1: but it's actually real cool. Even if you don't even
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have a badge that you need to
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  Speaker 1: pull on, you can put your keys on it. It's
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  Speaker 1: almost like I gotta say, and I'm not just saying
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  Speaker 1: this because we made them. It's a nice fidget toy.
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  Speaker 1: You know how you used to have the fidget toys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I have it on my desk and I've been fidgeting
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  Speaker 1: with it all day. Okay, but you gotta put it down.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a podcast. I know, I'm all right. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It's like when I ate and people get all upset.
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  Speaker 1: And then the other thing we have, just in time
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  Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day, our turk and JD key chains that
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  Speaker 1: are broken hearts. So your lover or your friend gets
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  Speaker 1: the half of the heart that's JD your turk, and
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  Speaker 1: you get the other one and then when together, you
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  Speaker 1: can press them up against each other and go eagle.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. There you go, So you go to
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  Speaker 1: Cotton Bureau dot Com. That's where we have our merch.
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  Speaker 1: You just search for fake doctors, real friends, and it'll
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  Speaker 1: bring you to our merch page. We know you guys
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  Speaker 1: like merch because you seem to buy a lot of it.
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  Speaker 1: And we have new stuff for Valentine's Day. You know what.
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  Speaker 1: I love the locket because you know what, it reminds
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  Speaker 1: me of what betcha he reads? Betcha she so's Maybe
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  Speaker 1: she's made me a closet of clothes. Maybe they're strict.
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  Speaker 1: Why shouldn't they be? They're one mistake was given a me.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I want to know the audience to know that
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  Speaker 1: if you know what that is, you either are gay
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  Speaker 1: or love musicals or both, as is Mike. Here we go.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe now there's prayer, go ahead, the last one
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  Speaker 1: of it's kind. Won't you please come get your baby? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Let him have it with that note, girl, babe, give
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  Speaker 1: me a little run. Girl. I don't know if we
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  Speaker 1: can beat that intro. Let's get into it. Five six seven?
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  Speaker 1: Ear how about s about a bunch of nurses? Story? Sound? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna do a shorter show today. You know why why?
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  Speaker 1: Because I have been affected by negative comments on my Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: What happened? So what happened. It's because the GT, isn't
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  Speaker 1: it they? I had people saying the GTS thing was boring.
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  Speaker 1: I had people saying they didn't want to hear about
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  Speaker 1: the stock market, and a I'm giving them social media
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  Speaker 1: because I'm so fucking sick of social media and maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'm not taking my criticism well today, but we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: give the people what they want. How many people are
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  Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna go, We're gonna go right to the show?
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  Speaker 1: How many people said it was boring? And how many
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  Speaker 1: people said they didn't want to hear about the stock market?
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  Speaker 1: I started, I stopped reading it, but there were probably
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  Speaker 1: like four um stopped doing a GT kombucha ad and
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  Speaker 1: like maybe three don't talk about the stock market, So
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  Speaker 1: maybe seven people piss me off? Really yeah, out of
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  Speaker 1: out of over a million, I love the fact that
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  Speaker 1: you got to take a break. If anything, now is
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  Speaker 1: the time to take a break. Well, I am taking
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  Speaker 1: a Twitter break. I gotta tell you it's you know
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  Speaker 1: that that documentary. Did you guys watch the documentary? What's
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  Speaker 1: it called? The Social Dilemma? Is? Yeah? I was really
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  Speaker 1: if you haven't seen that and you're listening to this,
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  Speaker 1: please check it out. It's on Was it on Netflix? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I was on Netflix. It's really mind blowing about and Donald,
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  Speaker 1: I know you watched it. Just about how these these
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  Speaker 1: these apps were designed to be addictive, and I am
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  Speaker 1: fully been addicted to time. I'm I'm so addicted, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so addicted. I'm now paying money on apps. Now.
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  Speaker 1: It's so bad because you know you're buying shit, buying
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  Speaker 1: shit on apps, like there'll be video games, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I really need this power up though. But I'm talking about,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm talking about, through all this insane news cycle
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  Speaker 1: between Trump and the pandemic and everything else, I have
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  Speaker 1: been addicted to Twitter. I just read news NonStop like
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  Speaker 1: a drug. Just what happened this second? What happened this second?
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  Speaker 1: And then I watched the documentary and I laughed at myself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going, it's just no different than any other addiction.
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  Speaker 1: I'm fully addicted to this app. And the app is
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  Speaker 1: so negative and cynical and just a rain cloud. I
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  Speaker 1: find that I'm then filling my brain with just fucking
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  Speaker 1: a fire hose of negativity. Well, everybody, I would like
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  Speaker 1: to stop that. Everybody seems to think that their information
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  Speaker 1: is the correct information. Where they're getting their information is
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  Speaker 1: the by it's the information of the gods. It seems
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  Speaker 1: like my information is so perfect and so on point
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  Speaker 1: with what I which with what triggers me that I
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  Speaker 1: can't stop looking at my social media and phones, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So my phone, so whatever whatever
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  Speaker 1: I started, whatever algorithm I created, it's so perfect for
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  Speaker 1: me now that it's like, like you're talking about, I
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morning, I grab my phone, I
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  Speaker 1: get on the toilet, I grab my phone, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, it's like it's crazy. And that's
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  Speaker 1: what and that's what social media is. It's made to
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  Speaker 1: trigger you to because it sees what you what you
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  Speaker 1: what you keep tapping on and now you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: flooded with. Of course, what I learned on the documentary
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  Speaker 1: was that even when you're on Instagram, even when you're
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  Speaker 1: scrolling by things, and let's say, you slow down because
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  Speaker 1: for me, it's like a camera gadget, let's say, because
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  Speaker 1: that's what my whole feed is, like puppies and camera gadgets.
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  Speaker 1: But like you slow down, it's registering, oh, even before
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  Speaker 1: you clicked on it, it knows that you slow down
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  Speaker 1: around the area of that camera gadget. And so now
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  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, they do it great in that
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  Speaker 1: documentary they show, You're like, Okay, he's he's flowing down
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  Speaker 1: for the camera gadget. Now let's send him a push
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  Speaker 1: notification for you know. And it's so true. The Instagram
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  Speaker 1: has really figured out their algorithm how to sell shit
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  Speaker 1: to me. Because everything, everything I passed, that's an ad
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, they're right. I do kind of
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  Speaker 1: want that. But I'm not even Instagram is the next
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  Speaker 1: step I'm starting, because that's at least pictures. I'm starting
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  Speaker 1: with taking a Twitter break just because I think it's
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  Speaker 1: I just don't think all that negativity is good for
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  Speaker 1: my brain personally. But that's where everybody gets their news from.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know, I gotta find it. I'm trying other
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  Speaker 1: sources for news. I get taken a break, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I think Twitter was like, I gotta take a break
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  Speaker 1: from this. It's not just the Trump talk. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like anything anything. The whole game, you're the whole game
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  Speaker 1: of Twitter is who can be more snarky and quippy
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  Speaker 1: about any topic? And that's fine. I participated and I
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  Speaker 1: have a lot of followers over there, and I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: that I'll fucking fall off the wagon and be back
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  Speaker 1: soon all you lovely people who follow me. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to say. At the end of the day,
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  Speaker 1: the day you know why you have Twitter, and you
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  Speaker 1: know why you have well, I'll go back to promote
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  Speaker 1: my wares. I love, I love. It is an amazing
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  Speaker 1: tool for me to say, hey, guys, I have this
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  Speaker 1: thing coming out and I and I do it for
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  Speaker 1: the podcast, I do it for the projects I have
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  Speaker 1: and that's amazing, and but I just I just find
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  Speaker 1: I just kind of like that documentary has been sitting
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  Speaker 1: with me, like over my shoulder, and I've been thinking
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  Speaker 1: about it. I recently have a friend who's who's taking
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  Speaker 1: in a February off from booze, and I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: to myself, I've taken alcohol breaks a bunch too, But
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  Speaker 1: I thought to myself, you know what, I want to
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  Speaker 1: take a I'm gonna I'm gonna be inspired by my
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  Speaker 1: friend and take a Twitter break anyway. I do Black
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  Speaker 1: History Month, buddy, Happy Black History Month to you, my my, my,
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  Speaker 1: my African American friend. Okay, do you did you watch
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  Speaker 1: the show? I told you all to watch um in
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  Speaker 1: and of itself. You didn't want you. But I know
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  Speaker 1: about I know about it. I know I know about
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  Speaker 1: the guy. And I'm not gonna pretend that I did
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  Speaker 1: watch it, but I know about the guy through Neil
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Harris, who was like, who who is a big
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  Speaker 1: time Uh? He's into agians, magic, He's into you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's into illusions and all that stuff. And we were
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  Speaker 1: filming a signa commercial together and he was telling me
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  Speaker 1: about this guy on Broadway who he went to see
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  Speaker 1: and he had never seen any he had never seen
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  Speaker 1: the tricks, like any of these tricks. Right. The thing
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  Speaker 1: with magicians is like they all know each you know,
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  Speaker 1: for the most part. I don't know if you've ever
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  Speaker 1: seen the movie The Prestige. Yeah, I love The Prestige, right,
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  Speaker 1: one of my favorite movies. Everybody, but everybody knows, you know,
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  Speaker 1: magicians usually know the ins and out of magic. It's
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  Speaker 1: rare that somebody comes along and makes the magicians and
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  Speaker 1: the illusionists go, how the hell did he do that?
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  Speaker 1: You ever watch that show? Do you ever watch that
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  Speaker 1: show fool Us with Penn and Teller? Oh? Yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: show was fun. It's a really great show. Donald. You
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  Speaker 1: might like it. We're Penn and Teller, who obviously the
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  Speaker 1: pretty darn dialed in magicians who know and anything and everything.
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  Speaker 1: They have a magician on and the magician does a
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  Speaker 1: trick and then they confer and if they if they
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  Speaker 1: can figure out how the magician did it, then you
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  Speaker 1: didn't win. And if you fool them, then you get
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  Speaker 1: to open for them in Vegas. That's awesome, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And it's really cool because they do it in a
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  Speaker 1: really clever way where they don't want to obviously, if
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  Speaker 1: they if they know how he did it, they don't
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  Speaker 1: want to ruin it for everyone, so they'll sort of
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: speak in like magician jargon. They'll be like, oh, I'm
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: curious if you've ever learned the sailorman switch, and the
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  Speaker 1: guy I'll kind of smile and they'd be like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you got it. So they won't like ruin the trick
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  Speaker 1: for everyone, but they'll let the magician know that they
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  Speaker 1: figured it out. They figured it out, you know. They
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  Speaker 1: taught me my first magic trick Penn and Teller did
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  Speaker 1: back when I was in junior high school and I
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  Speaker 1: was doing a television special with Marlow Thomas called Free
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  Speaker 1: to Be a Family and we got to meet like
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of people and we'd built a space bridge
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  Speaker 1: to Russia. And it was like the first time that uh,
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: like what we're doing right now is zoom call was done.
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  Speaker 1: This was back when I was in junior high school. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Free to Be a Family, it was the sequel to
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  Speaker 1: Free to be You and me, Free to be you
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  Speaker 1: and me right and so uh And in it, Pinteller
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  Speaker 1: comes and they teach the kids of America how to
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  Speaker 1: do a magic trick, and it was the how to
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  Speaker 1: make the handkerchief disappear in your hand trick. Let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something, man. First of all, what amazing, what amazing,
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  Speaker 1: What an amazing act they had, because I really thought
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  Speaker 1: that dude was mute up until up until he taught
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  Speaker 1: us the trick. You know what I mean? I think
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  Speaker 1: you know what's funny. I once saw their off when
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  Speaker 1: I was a child. My dad took me to their
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  Speaker 1: first off Broadway show, and it was weird because he
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he was mute, Like when he wasn't
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  Speaker 1: on stage, like they would do a thing where at
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  Speaker 1: intermission they would chat outside with people, and I think
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  Speaker 1: he was out there talking. I don't know. I think
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  Speaker 1: his stick is he only doesn't when he's quote in character.
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  Speaker 1: Got it? But he that I mean, I used to.
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  Speaker 1: They were so funny to me, and they were so different,
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  Speaker 1: and I love that. You know. One of the guys
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  Speaker 1: had his nails painted. One of his nails was painted.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was really cool, you know what I mean. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you Donald please and listeners please check
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  Speaker 1: out I can't probably the most highly recommended thing I'm
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: going to give you since we've been doing this podcast.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: It's called In and of Itself. It's on Hulu. It
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  Speaker 1: is a taped performance of a off Broadway one man show.
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  Speaker 1: And he is an illusionist and there are illusions, but
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  Speaker 1: he also is a genius storyteller and he weaves these
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  Speaker 1: beautiful stories around the illusions and also without spoiling anything
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  Speaker 1: the editor as Frank Oz directed it. By the way,
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: maybe I'll get you to watch it. Maybe I'll get
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  Speaker 1: you to watch it. You know how I love Frank Oz. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I maybe listen. I was trying to think of a
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  Speaker 1: Star Wars connection for you, and I found one. Frank
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  Speaker 1: directed it. Frank. I know Frank Oz was Yoda and
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  Speaker 1: everything like that, but it's not that every once ran
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: up on Frank Oz and was like, this is angel dust,
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: It's PCP. You have any idea what this dust to kids?
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  Speaker 1: He looked at me like yeah, and he looked at
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  Speaker 1: me like I was crazy. Yeah, he looked at me
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  Speaker 1: I was crazy. And I was like, uh, do you
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  Speaker 1: remember that line? He's like, yeah, I remember that line.
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  Speaker 1: But dude, you're blowing my mind. And I was like, good,
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm blowing your mind. That's cool. Anyway, lasting
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  Speaker 1: last thing I'll say about it is that Frank was
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  Speaker 1: directed it in such a cool way that they cut
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  Speaker 1: between multiple performances and it's just a you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: a really clever way to present the material, and it's
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: it's a little bit slow paced at first, so have patience.
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  Speaker 1: Put your phone away. I'm telling you it is. I
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  Speaker 1: think it's one of the most beautiful things I've seen
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  Speaker 1: in a long time. I could not agree. When when
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: was the play? When was this? They did like over
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  Speaker 1: five hundred performance of it. I'm assuming it's so genius.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that the pandemic must have been the thing
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  Speaker 1: that closed it, because I don't know how this would
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  Speaker 1: ever close. Yeah, probably I know my family saw it
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  Speaker 1: live two years ago. I wish i'd seen it live.
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  Speaker 1: It really makes you misslive theaters. All right, totally, let's
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  Speaker 1: segue into the show, Donald, because some people out there
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  Speaker 1: like us to uh do less of a shoot the
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  Speaker 1: shit session, and we're gonna give them a special episode today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, So we're gonna do what. We're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: what the seven haters wanty, We're gonna give the seven
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  Speaker 1: haters with it, all right, this is for the seven haters. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: the seven haters probably would like none of the that
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  Speaker 1: sixteen minutes of talk we just did. Okay, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but from here on out, this is for you seven
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  Speaker 1: haters out there. Yeah, here's one for you seven haters,
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  Speaker 1: you know. All right, here we go. I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna time you because that might slow
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  Speaker 1: down the show for the seven. There we go, There
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  Speaker 1: we go. Heads. I still want my beat though, I
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  Speaker 1: still want. By the way, Daniel, that new beat you
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  Speaker 1: found his fire He's got more. I made DJ. Thank you. No,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're a DJ, and I know you're good
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  Speaker 1: at that, but I'm giving you affirmation. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. You should find a way to put I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that. On your all your beats from here on out,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate Daniel, I have a question for you, like
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  Speaker 1: another one. I appociate that, Daniel. You know how DJ's
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  Speaker 1: have or radio DJs have the pad They can hit
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  Speaker 1: and it will be like sixteen phrases whatever they want,
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  Speaker 1: like yeah, I could hit it and it would be
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Donald like making something. Can I have one of those
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: for our shown? No, I want one, and I wanted
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: to somehow um the you know, go into your live
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: recording of the show so I can always hit it. Yes, Donald, Yes, dangerous, dangerous,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: And I know Donald's gonna do you want me to
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: turn the key. I'm not gonna do it. I'll turn
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: my key about it. I'll turn my key on. Now,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I'll turn it. I'll turn that key for you, but
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: only for one the only one thing. I can't abuse it.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I can't abuse it, cannot abuse it. If you abuse it,
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: that ship is out the window. I thought I thought
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you were gonna say that you wanted one two, and
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I knew that would be a bad idea. No, no, no, no,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I mean I'd be doing beach in the middle of
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: the fucking o the fucking podcast. What I want to
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: do is I want to do what they do on
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Howard Stern was they have like you know, well they
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: have a zillion at this point, but we would have
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: like ten or so catchphrase noises and sounds, and we
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: could hit it and I could hit it at a
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: strategic moment. And we're only doing that for the handle,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Dan Scandel, why do you look like you abhor this idea?
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: I love the idea. I just know that once we
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: get into the nitty gritty of actually getting it done,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: it might not be such a popular idea anymore. I
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: know people be sticking me hitting the button, but I
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: think for a few episodes, great, Well, we'll talk about
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: it after the show. Well can't I just put a
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: line into my H six zoom recorder. But if you
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: want us to hear it, you're gonna have to have
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: two lines. Argue it out. This is your specialty. You
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: build computers. I know how to I do indeed know
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: how to do it. Just get take a lot of
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: effort on your part, Zack. I'm just letting you know
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to have the software on your computer.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I just think what's gonna happen
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: is I'm gonna do it for two episodes and then everyone,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: including my seven haters, who are gonna fucking hate it. Well,
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: we're doing this for the seven. You're right, you know what, Donald,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: you seven haters are getting a shorter preamble to the
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: to the Scrub's recap. But in exchange, I'm getting a
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: noise machine or you'll work it out. We'll work it out,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: all right, do Cox and Jordan is still married. Turk's
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: jealous of the todd Elliot's the chief and j D's
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: the coach. Chief. Karma is the ultimate ass kicker. The
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: way it comes back around is very reminiscent of a
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: circle Wow brief today. All right, Karma, Well, I don't
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: know if the seven haters said to shorten your well,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: they wanted it shorter, they didn't want any of the
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: other stuff. So yeah, you know what, you know what,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: since they made us cut fun, they get a shorter
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: fucking summaries. Shorter fucking summaries. Those seven has those seven
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: you get for Hayden. Oh boy, I think I think
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: like one point four million people follow me on Instagram.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Those seven people ruined it for everybody, Um, all right, Donald, No,
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: some people would say, just stopped reading your comments, But
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: I agree with you. I'm making fun of myself and
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I always give you shit when when when someone roles
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: you up, I'm like, so one person out of that man,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: he fucked you up. How about Garrett Donovan as meth guy.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Very funny and looking very young and smelt I like
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the haircut. I haven't seen Garrett with a hair cut
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: like that. And since this, I guess, do you think
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: he's gone bald? Garrett? No, no, I think he has.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I think he had. Oh sorry, we should tell everyone
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: who he is. Garrett Donovan is one of our very
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: funny writers on the show. He was a partner writing
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: partners with Neil Goldman and together they were a very
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: funny writing team. And that's him in the beginning of
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: this episode, playing a politician who's on meth, who's handcuffed
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: to the bench. He can't wave his hand to go
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: hey because he's but he's the one math. This episode
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: was funny. I laughed a lot. I laughed a couple
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: of times. Actually, yeah, once again, Rob Machio steals the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: show in this episode. Once again, Robs, I mean you
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: see his whole package. The fat thing about a banana
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: hammock is it's just cock and balls wrapped in in
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: a little cupboard. But you're just looking at the whole thing.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Well you can't see it, but yeah, it's I mean
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: you can't see the outline of the trunk, but you
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: see the mass. Yeah, you see mass. You see with Yes,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: you can tell that Rob is not small length. Oh yeah,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: no he's I think he's Italian. No, he's Italian. But
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: we should we should ask I know we did ask
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: him on the show, but I'd like to ask him
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: what do we have? How do I freeze? Does he
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: have a giant cock? Does he have a giant cock?
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know what's creating such a mass. I know,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: if you tuck balls and shaft into a tiny thing,
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: it looks good. But his looks particularly girth, massive mass massive.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: By the way, by the way, penis aside, his body
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: looks amazing. Ripped. He's ripped. It only makes sense that
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: after he pulls his heart out. Yes, but wait, before
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you get to that. So he's so, he thinks he's
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: he thinks he thinks there's a calendar being shot outside.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: That's what you told them, right, Yeah, there's there's surveyors.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: There's there's surveyors that are surveying something with their surveying equipment,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: and and Don and Turk wants to steal the surgery
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: that he supposed to do, so he tells them that
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: they're out there shooting the Sacred Heart calendar. And he's
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: out there and he's and he's fully oiled up, and
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: he's looks slim and and really great, and he goes,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: this is June. And then he turns around and sticks
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: his ass out and he goes, here's a little peek
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: at July. That's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot though
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: that Rob looked so good. Yeah, Rob is freaking you know,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: when you look back at all of this, I remember
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Rob being like, I can't eat that because it'll be
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, twenty minutes on a you know,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: three minutes on the lips is thirty years on the hips.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: He would say shit like that, you know what I mean,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Like right, and if you really he looked like he
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: worked out consistently and starved himself. But he's still big
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and you know what I mean, he's still you know,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: like has a big waist and still looks strong, but
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: he's slim and fit, like yeah, I don't know how
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: old he was at the time, but well done, Rob,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah he looks great. He did a good job. I mean,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: that's a lot of pressure to be in that tiny
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: amount of clothing on national and it is crazy when
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: you think about it. You know, I've said this before,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: but when we moved to ABC from NBC to ABC,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: ABC said we couldn't show Rob and his banana hammock anymore.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: And it is pretty crazy when you look at it,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: and I know it's you could say, how is it
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: different from a woman in a bikini, But it is
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: bizarre to see someone that naked on what was network TV.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I mean you can see that a male a mail
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: that naked on network TV is a little is a
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: little bizarre because it's not and it's not what It's
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: not that he's in his underwear. It's that we're not
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: highlighting that, we're highlighting shaft balls, all of it, Like
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: that's what the show, that's what the shot is highlighting.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: And it's covered in a fire material. It's right, fire
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: covered balls and shafts all it's made to make. It's
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: made to make you not. Nobody's looking at Rob Maschio
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: in this and shaft and balls all rolled and all
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: rolled into a tight ball. That's enough to stop talking
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: about your willing um um. How funny speaking of of
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: of homosexuality, How funny. There were nights in the service
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: when it didn't seem too gre That ship was hilarious, Perry,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: even if I went that way, And believe me, there
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: were knights in the service where it didn't seem that
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: was far fetched. Ted isn't my type, Yeah, and then
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Ted goes, I beg to different I've seen in it.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: There were knights in the service where it didn't seem
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: all that far fetched. So the so Jordan and Cox
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: are still married because of a Ted made of paperwork error. Right,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and he's still married to his ex wife who's married,
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: who is sleeping with his brother, right because his brother
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: has a hairpiece. Right, and but kels Kelso goes Mazzel
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: tubs all around. Ken Winningham directed this. Did we say that? No?
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Ken Winningham directed this, and we like Ken Winningham a lot.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: He's a very talented director. And it was written by
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Gabrielle Allen. Let's talk about You've been graveled. Donald because
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: this is the introduction. There's a few things here that
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: are scrubs runners that are introduced here. One of them
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: is the You've Been Graveled game? Does this come back?
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: I forgot. I don't know. I don't know that it
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: comes back, but I will say this, this was this
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: was one of those things where Turk and JD are
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: really pushing hard for this game to work. Yeah, and
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: if it does come back, I don't know if the
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: two of them can be the ones that graveled the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: next person like it would have to be somebody like Molly.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I think maybe Molly gravels somebody. I think it does
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: come back. We asked Trevor Ricky. We haven't asked him
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: anything in a while, and he's got the signed Funco pops.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Let's get it, okay, Trevor. In this episode, we learned
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: that JD and Turk are trying to get the game
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: gravel You've Been Graveled to catch on. Does this come
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: back in future episodes? I don't remember if this is
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the only episode where people are graveled. Happy Season four, Donald, Zach,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Joel and Daniel, j D and Turk have a lot
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: of fun games. My personal favorite is coming up in
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: a few episodes in My Roommates, but gravel is only
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: mentioned in this episode My New Game. But if you're
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: looking for more gravel themed hijinks, there's a similar prank
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: in My Finale where Doctor Kelso and Donnie replaced Ted's
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: coffee with dirt. Thanks Trevor. That and then okay, so
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: that ship was hilarious. When Turk finally realizes that JD
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: was the one that graveled him, and he says to JD,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: hey man, no, Turk says, I mean, JD says the Turk, Well,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: what about putty pants? No, Plato pants? Yeah, what about
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Plato pants? What the fuck is that game? And then
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I know? And then Turk says, well plato pants became
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: all about the money? Yeah? And then hell about backstories?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know, there's no backstory. It was just something
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: that we made up. Right. Then there's two moments. There's
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: two moments in this episode that are like I have
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: no like so random and then not explained. This is
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: one of them. We don't know anything about what Plato
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: pants is or why it became all about the money,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: and we'd have no idea what that game is, And
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: the other at the end of the episode when in
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the baseball we're at the baseball field. Why am I
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: tackled for no reason? And no reason whatsoever whatsoever? And
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: the guy doesn't even say sorry, and you don't address it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: It just happens. And the guy throws the baseball and
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he almost hits me in the face with the baseball,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and I don't move. It's like, wait, this is a
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: weird And then ted you owe me money, which I
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: remember you wrote you that, I remember that, I remember
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: that that It's funny. I can't believe you remember that.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I was so proud of that. That was such a
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: great joke because it one it closes the show, but
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: it was such a I remember thinking, I remember thinking
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: that is that reminds me of like my cousin when
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: he gets drunk and fucking that is exactly what he
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: would say, some dumb shit like that, you owe me money,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: right before he passed out. And you know what it
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: really reminds me of, though, what it reminds me of
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: a certain night that you and I went out. No,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't go out. You were at home. Did we
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: go out that night? I've got more money than you.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I've got more money than you. I've got more money
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: than all of you, and then passed out right on
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: his face. Yeah, Donald, and I knew someone who got
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: so hammered. And we were all back at my house
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: hanging out, and he was so embarrassingly drunk that he
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: was like, we got more money than you, and I
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: have got money than you. And he's like pointing at us,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: and then like one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three, Misissippi, collapsed,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: passes out. That's how he went out. That's how he
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: went out. He passes out with his pass Not only
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: does he pass out, he passes out with his ass
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: up in the air. And then and then Josh goes.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: I wonder what he's dreaming about, and Zach goes, probably
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: all of his money. Oh it's so awkward, but um,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know why. For me, it was
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: so fun on occasion when I would come up with
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: a line on set or one of those guys like
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Sam and just like, oh my god, this would be
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a funny thing for Ted to say before he passed out,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and then Sam does it and does it's so funny.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I just remember you and I were belly laughing. It
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: was laughing so hard. I owe me money. I remember
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: thinking that was such a genius joke too, Like, wow,
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Zach fucking wrote, that's a great that's the first time
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: season four. It's the first time he thought I wrote
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a funny joke. No, well, everything else was kind of
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: like a button. This is like, this was a joke
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: that went on from him pouring the uh the alcohol
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: in the thing, and now he's drunk. He's drunk. He's drunk.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: He drank the booze so fast because literally it's like
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: a minute after he said something like I go thirsty ted,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: he goes, it makes the tears taste less bitter, right,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: and then he's drunk quick. Really not much of a drinker,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: but he really pounds down in that fucking vodka. Hey, um,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: I laughed a lot at when I'm walking on the street.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: This is the episode if you haven't watched it, where
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Jad's obsessed with being co chief and he wants to
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: be the real, just regular chief and he's had these
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: he has his business cards and he goes, I'm trying
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: not to make it about me, you know, unless there's
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: someone I could doink As he's handing this is the
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: first time I think that we hear the scooter referred
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: to as Sasha. No, no, just is it? Yeah? I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: think so because this is report to Sasha. I guess
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: that's in your show, right, um? I forgot whereas gets.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: By the way, my episode's coming up, the one that
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I directed that you all know is the best episode
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: in the Scrub's history. It's coming up very soon. I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: just looked at the Majigi and it says four oh eight.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I always thought, for some reason it was fifth season,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: but it's not. It's the episode of season four. Well,
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: so it has to be our little, our little, our
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: little spreadsheet that Joel made, says Zach Braft, director, are
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: you a good surgeon? By the way, I don't think.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know that Turk is a good surgeon? I
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: wrote down today, I wrote down in this episode, is
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Turk a good surgeon? I don't know. That doesn't seem
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: like you're great? And no, I think he's a good Okay,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know that he's a good surgeon. I'll say
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: that I do know that Todd's a better surgeon. Todd
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: is probably the best surgeon in the He is the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: best surgeon in the hospital. And Turk is very very
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: very jealous of it, right, But I mean you literally
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: sew your gown to the patient in this episode. It's
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: happened before. I'm sure. I'm sure it's happened before. The people.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: You know, nobody's perfect. I heard of a story of
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: some some surgeon had they were cutting some tube and
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: they they had like the covering down on the person's body,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: and they were cutting the tube on the cloth or
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: whatever it is that covers the person's body, and when
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: they were cleaning up, they saw that the knife had
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: gone through to the person's leg. That sounds horrible, man.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I'm sure she like that happens
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: all the time. And then you know they're like, um, yeah, hey,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: for free, we uh took a little benign tumor out
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: of your leg. All good god? Oh they lied. No,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know that that's the end of the story.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I wonder if that's what people do. They're like, hey,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: we saw something on your leg that was a little sketchy,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: so don't worry. For free, we took it out, didn't
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: We have a moral episode one of those episodes where
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Turk made a mistake and then went and told the yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: we just passed that. Yeah, you were like yeah, And
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: when we were recording that, I was like, I don't
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: know if they just go and admit that they fucked
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: up like that? Well, what do I know? Is the
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: caller here, Joel, let's invite the person in here. You
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: want to go to break first? Oh? Sorry, We're gonna
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: go to break everybody and we come back. We've got
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: a very exciting caller. Um, Joel, do we have any
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: presidents to give away? Uh? He could be our February
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: giveaway if you like. Yeah, I have so much leftover
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: merch from my different projects. I was thinking we could
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: also give away my old merchu. I think that work
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I have, I wish I have, wish I was here
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: records love that? Oh god, I think this guy. Yeah,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I got Vinyl, Uh, wish I was here and Garden
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: States soundtracks. You should send that to Daniel he'd like that,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: And to Joel Daniel, I didn't know a like. Look,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we can save this for later.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: But I've purposely not tried to fan boy as much
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: as possible. But surely you two know I literally grew
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: up watching Scrubs. Garden State is one of my favorite
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: and my family's favorite movies. The soundtrack is like a
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: soundtrack of our It is one of our family's favorite
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: soundtracks of all time. We don't need to go into
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: this right now, but like we can, we can. Why
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: are you sicking your head? Is all I'm hearing. All
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I hear right now is dear Slim, I wrote you,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: but you still in calling. I love. I sell my
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: painter and my home phone at the bottom. I sent
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: two letters back in autumn. You must not have got him.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: There probably was a problem at the post office or something.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Sometimes sometimes too sloppy when my job. All right, but
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: anyway from my chest on that. Now we'll be right
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: back with with my my super fan and Joel and Daniel,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: right back and we're bad, Daniel, Yes, this is gonna
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: be yours, Oh my god. And it's eighty graham n
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: dear mister, I'm too good to call her. All right,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: my fans, this will be the last time that I
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: ever one hundred and eighty Grahams. That's good for record,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: that record right a vinyl right THC. I'm so touched,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Thank you man, thank you. And it's been six months
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: and still no word. I don't deserve it. Inside is
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: a personal letter for me, Daniel. Oh there it is,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: there it is. Oh God, he knows you, he knows
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: He wrote the last two letters perfect between. I had
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: this interesting story about this. Um, this crane were standing
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: on the flower was actually graffiti that was there way
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: and this didn't say New Jersey. It said um some
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: other some crane branding. But they changed it to New Jersey. Nice.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: That's gorgeous. Thank you so much for how many? How many?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: How many black people win the soundtrack? Um? Not many.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: There doesn't appear to be any African Americans on the soundtrack.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You didn't even have met the man on the soundtrack? Man,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: my god, at what point in the movie. I'm just
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: I'm just put this is. This is how I got
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: out of having to read the script. I just want
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: all right, Daniel, and we'll give that to you and
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: maybe we'll give it to us. That's really awesome, dude,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: that's we're letting him in. Anthony, Anthony Balistrari. I believe
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: what's up? Anthony? Welcome thunderous applause Daniel for Anthony, Alice
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and heavy. All right, there you go, you got it,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: you got it. I don't but have you ever done
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Oprah voice with an Italian last name? Donald Italian? So
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: welcome to the program sir, How are you? I'm great,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I'm great. How are you? Where are you? Calling in
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: from a arbor, Michigan? Well, well, and arbor in the house.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: It's cold there. I'm gonna hold up, I'm gonna hold
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: up my hand. Where are you here? Zack? You got
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: it right? But it's right, okay. This is how they
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: tell you in Michigan. You hold up your hand and
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: he's right here. You're right. Every Michigan or I've met
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: has done that same thing. It's I'm sorry, you know what.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: I just did that, the same thing. You know. Whenever
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I tell me I'm from Jersey, they say what exit?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: And I just hate that, And I just did it
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: to you. I did the hand thing from Michigan. I'm
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: sorry now, folks from Jersey and they tell me there's
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: a central Jersey that people not from Jersey don't know about.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Jersey's huge and people don't know much about it. You
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: know what I hate about people's shit about Jersey. Excuse
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: my my digression, but you know, people give This was
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: kind of one of the points of Garden State was like,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I wanted to show how beautiful it was. People. It's
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the Garden State. I mean, that's why they call it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: People fly into Newark. It's one of the biggest international
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: airports in the world. Newark is our industrial area where
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you know, it's a city, but obviously the airport is
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: the industrial park. So you land and people are like,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: this is Jersey. Ah, Jersey's beautiful. I bet, I bet
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: end of Tyrade, end of Tyree. You know, I like
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: the industrial part of Jersey. I'm gonna be honest with you. Yeah,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: you spent some time there. I spent quite a bit
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: of time there, like almost eight nine months there. And uh,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I love Jersey and shout out to shout out to
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Jersey and shout out to the whole tri state area.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: How about Yeah, well, I think we shoun just give Jersey,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: shout out Michigan. Shout out Michigan, especially since we're giving
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: out these gifts from here. But it's nice. Um, all right, Anthony,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: do you have a question for us? Well, first, for
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: a specific reason. All right, Anthony Wright in for yours,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: tell us about your specific reason. It's sorry, Joel, I did, Yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: you know, Joel, and I were talking beforehand, I thought
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I might just read out my email. Um, you'll be
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: the first call you've ever had read an email, but
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going to approve it. Turn your key, sir, turn.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: So I said, Hey, Joel, you know I've got I
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: just got done listening to episode four or one my
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Old Friend's New Friend with Heather Graham that was at
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Leased today. Your caller, the pharmacist tech, mentioned something about
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: the Fiser vaccine, which was not true, so I wanted
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: to offer some clarification for you Donald and the rest
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: of the fans. Though she was correct in saying that
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: historically many vaccines are prepared using embryonated chicken eggs. These
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: new mRNA vaccines produced by Fiser and Maderna are not
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: made that way. So I then provided Joel and the
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: email a couple of different excerpts from from documents saying
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: that these mRNA vaccines are made in a self free way,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: so they're not So you needn't you needn't worry. You
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: want us to broadcast to all over the world, which
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: we can do for you now, thank you for this
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: public service that you needn't worry if you have an
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: egg allergy about these vaccines. Yeah, I would say no,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: there's there's basically no egg. There's no egg in it
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: at all. So okay, yes, I call on Donald go,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I have I have a question now. Okay, So now
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: do you know about vaccine or is this just something
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: that you know that this vaccine doesn't have? Yeah, you know,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I'm about chemist. I know quite a few things about
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. I know stuff about vaccines. I'm
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I'm not an expert, but I can tell you maybe
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: some stuff. Yeah, here's my question. Right, hear that Johnson
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: and Johnson's vaccine is coming out and it's DNA based.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: What is the difference between DNA based and what does
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: that mean and the difference between what Fiser and Maderna is. Sure. Yeah,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: you know I can speak more on the MR and
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: A vaccines because you know, in the last twenty four
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: hours I've tried to read out quite a bit more
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: on them. But the Johnson and Johnson vaccine is is
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: something different. It's not this new technology, however, it is
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: something that is it's not an old old technology as well.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: They're using an aa V vector, so this is another virus. However,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: it doesn't cause any disease in humans, and so they're
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: just using that same system too, in some viral DNA
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: into sales in order to create that immunological response. And
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: the Johnson Johnson one is coming out, right, it's it's happening. Yeah.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I think you know that they're probably applying for their
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: EUA somewhat soon. So I think their data is coming
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: out and then it looks pretty good. The last time
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I checked, it wasn't as effective as these mr Anda ones,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: but still definitely useful, especially because it's not stored in
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: the same way it can be stored at. Oh you
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: don't need the freezing cold you don't need the freezing
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: cold freezer special freezer thing. Yeah, that's right. What's your opinion, Anthony,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: on whether the government should be giving out all the
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: second doses as as they come in or holding them back,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: because that seems to be a point of contention these days. Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: So I think we should really stick with what that
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: first authorization much said, which was that we should have
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: two doses separated by this amount of time, because that's
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: where all that data was showing. You know, they have
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: some data showing, you know, how effective it is with
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: just one dose, but that you know, they were only
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: tracking a certain amount of people like that, and that
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: was because you know, those people didn't show up for
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: their second dose or whatever, So that that's a much
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: smaller amount of people. We have much more data showing that, yes,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: two doses can be this effective. And I think, I know,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: but the trick is that, like you've got to the
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: logistics of planning to withhold these doses even though there's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: a line around the corner, because everyone needs their second dose.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: We got we gotta count on the fact if we
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: give these out that the second doses for the people
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: that already got their first dose will be back in time.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: You know. That's that's a lot of trust in the
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: in the system. You're right, it's a crazy thing. It's
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: a crazy thing that we're even suggesting that we can do.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: You know that the fact that we can sort of say, oh,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: we're going to try and make all these things and
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: send them out to all these people, that's that's a
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: logistical nightmare. I can't even think about, you know, what
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: it would take to do something like this. Well, they
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: haven't quite dumb. They haven't figured I'm about to say,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: they haven't figured it out. The rollout. I'm gonna be
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: honest with you, in my opinion, slows. I think it's
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: been very slow, as I think it's been especially slow
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: in African American communities and in Latino American communities. And
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like if you look at
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: the data, it shows that white Americans are getting vaccine
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: a lot more than minorities in America, and that's that's
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: that's crazy to me. But as well, I understand that Anthony,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: there wasn't really a federal plan, I mean, the previous
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: administration and just said to the states, like figure it out,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: right now they have to turn and build a federal infrastructure.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I know that they are. I know that they asked
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: for military help manpower to help distribute vaccines. Don't you
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: think that will make it a little bit more organize
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: those zac Like i've in some ways, this is one
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: of the first time where it's like I kind of
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: wouldn't mind having you know, military medical personnel. No, I'm
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I'm all for it. Do something, do something. We're we're
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: this incredibly rich country. We and like more money times
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: one hundred than anybody else does in the military. Use
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: them for something that's actually not going to put men
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: and women's life in danger, use them in any way, Well,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: their life is going to still be in danger. It's
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: COVID man, So they're still risking catching COVID and dying
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: from cokay, And of course I'm just saying they're not
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: We're not sending them off to a foreign waders, saying
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: let's help heal the help them unbuild the country. Understood.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: You know, it's important to note that that progress is
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: being made. You know, I'm from San Diego and I
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: lived there all my life before I turned eighteen, and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: so I try to keep my my ear down at
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: what's happening down there. And they're setting up these huge
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: vaccine deployment things. There's one in Pecco, the place where
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the Padres play. There's there's more being made all the time.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: They want to do five thousand gosts a day. And
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: although that's not fast enough, it's something right, it's getting out. No,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: didn't they set something up like that here at Dodger Stadium. No,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: there's one in rivers Side. Riverside has the you don't
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: have All you have to do is make an appointment
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: and live in the Riverside area. It's a mass vaccination
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: uh spot in California, in Riverside, Caloria. You still got
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: to be over sixty five. No, it's anybody who wants
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to get vaccinated that lives in the city of Riverside,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: in the County of Riverside. Really, yeahses, I thought I
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: thought we had made a national rule that So what's happening.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: So what's happening is that doses are being sent to
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: the state from now. Remember this is what I'm reading
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: here and not reading. This is what I'm seeing on
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the news, So please do It's on the news, and
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'm quoting the news, So please don't jump on me
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: if you feel like I've misquoted somebody. Wow, we have
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Anthony here to clarify any fuck up you make. No,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: don't do that to him. That's not it's not right.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: It's not right. Nobody deserves that prost. We should have
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: real GD back on because mister dials. So. But check
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: this out. So check this out. This is what's happening
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: across America with this rollout. Some places are set up
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: to deliver vaccine by appointment to the elderly. What happens
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: is this happened in La in Los Angeles County at
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: they were supposed to go till let's say it was
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: from eight o'clock in the morning to eight o'clock in
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: the night. They were doing their due diligence and giving
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the vaccine to everyone that had the appointment, and at
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: seven o'clock somebody shows up with five hundred more vaccine
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: of containers of vaccine, and it's like, here, we've got
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: more vaccine. Now they don't have an appointment. These things
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: are gonna run out, They're gonna they're gonna expire. Yeah,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: what do you do? This guy runs out into the
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: street and starts giving vaccine to people walking down the street.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: If they're giving out vaccine and they're not carrying out
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: how it's being or not transported, but how it's being
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: taken care of, how it's being administered, If they're not
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: putting the infrastructure into place, what do you expect people
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to do. So the City of Riverside, it seems like
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: it's like, look, if we have this vaccine, let's give
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: it away. Let's not throw it out. I've heard that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: I've heard anecdotally some stories about LA where there's distribution centers,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Like you're saying that run out of Senior citizen appointments
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: or run out of you know, all the people that
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: are eligible in whatever this is called one? Are we
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: in one? B? Is that what we're in now? I
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: don't know. I think it's called like whatever this is
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: like it's like supermarket workers, frontline workers, healthcare workers, and
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: everyone over sixty five, and so they don't have anyone
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: like you're saying, and so people are like lining up
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: like it's like a sneaker store or or supreme and
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: and waiting to be like, you know, you're gonna throw
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: them away? Can I get one of those? And so
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: that's become like a like a thing people are doing.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: They're like waiting, and some days they don't get it,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: some days they do. There are a bunch of is
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: there are a bunch of ways that you can get
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: vaccine and not be you know, a senior or there
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: are a bunch of ways I've I've you can volunteer
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: from what I understand, at the sites and watch, you know,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: observe people administering. That feels like that feels like trying
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: to do something to get it feels I don't know,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: a bit sketchy to me, Like you're like you're cutting
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: whereas whereas like we're in a line because they're gonna
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: go bad and no one's here. Feels like you're not cutting.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? I don't think I don't.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: That's the thing though, the way it's being rolled out
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: right now, I don't know that. It feels like even
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: the government seems to be like survival of the fittest
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: because they're not. They don't give a crap on who's
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: or it feels like that. That's what it feels like
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: when you watch the news and you're given the information
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: from the news, That's what it feels like. It feels
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: like we aren't the country isn't doing enough to protect
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: people from COVID. That's what it feels like. That's the
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: narrative that the important thing is that these vaccines were
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: made in order to protect people from the risk of
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: it getting this disease, and everyone that is at a risk,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: which are is mostly older people, but people that have
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: pre existing conditions, they should be able to get it
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: as quickly as possible. Well, we know somebody who didn't
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: have a pre pre existing condition and he passed away
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: from uh, from COVID, And you know what I mean,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Like and he was forty years old and healthy and
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: years and trainer. And so it's like, if it's available
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: and other people don't want it, to give it to
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: the people who do It's it's just that simple, you know.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Um yeah, yeah, all right, let's some segue because we've
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: got a long time on this and we're trying to
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: we're trying to do a show for the haters. So
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: we got we're doing a show for the haters. And
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I feel like right now we're talking to all the
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: lovers out there, you know, but we worry about it.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. The haters want us to speak
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: things up and talk about things that the haters want,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: the real true has, The real true haters just want
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Donald and I to solely talk about Scrubs and spend
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: ninety minutes dissecting the episode. Now, Donal and I wouldn't
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: do this show if that were the rules, because we
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: would find it quite boring. What we enjoy is the
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: pattern and laughing like we do as friends, as Turk
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: and j D did on Scrubs. Because m seven of
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: my Instagram commentars got in my head, we're giving them one.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: We're trying to we're making a show for the haters.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get one, get one episode out of nine seasons.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: What's that? This actually comes right into the question that
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I had Antony. They would play Anthony perfect, Anthony would
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: be great? Does that even play ante? Anthony would be great?
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I hear I hear Antoine sometimes and my family calls
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: me aunts an tz. Anthony's one of those names where
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: you can pick from a myriad of nicknames, like William. Oh,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: but not Tony though A thousand percent not Tony. All right,
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: thank you all terrible? What about ants? Answer is great?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Go ahead, man, ask what's your question? So
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you know, I wanted it to be somewhat thought provoking,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: so I tried to Joel. Joel only gave me like
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: twenty hours to come up with a question, not even
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: less than I probably twell, go ahead anyway. This question
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: is for all you guys, um and it came from
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: a recent argument, loving but somewhat heated argument between me
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: and my best friend, who, of course I have to
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: shout out. His name's Matthew Sorrow. He is the JD,
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: the JD to my turken. Yeah, I love that, your brother,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I love Yeah. We took a we we dressed up
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: as Halloween and I was I was Turkey, he was.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: But you didn't do black face. I didn't not do blackface. Okay,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: the picture graduate. Every every year Donald has to warn
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: people do a public service announcement. You're welcome to play Turk.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Please don't face yourself. All right, go ahead. Uh So
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: the question is is about modern criticism? Um So, it
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: seems like increasingly these days, audiences feel like they have
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: a sense of ownership over the content that they love.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: So audiences will, you know, they'll fall in love with
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: a movie or a show or a video game or whatever,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: and and then there's some time and the next episode
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: or the next movie or the next season comes out,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: and if the plot points or the character arcs or
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: something doesn't fall out the way that that audience member
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: particularly wanted it to, then they now feel like that
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: content is trash. You know, it's not what they wanted it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: It was bad, it was unpoorly. You know. There's lots
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: of examples of this, right, like, uh, you know the
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Last of Us Part two, which was that you were
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: going to say that the last I was like, I
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: wonder if this is based on the Last of Us
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Part two. It's not just based on that. Uh, you know,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: the Rise of Skywalker is a movie example, the last
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: hold on I think, I think, I know, interms of television,
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: the last season of Game of Thrones, right, it just
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: really really really hit it. So to me, you know
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: where I fall on this is that, uh, it takes
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: away some of the agency that the creator has to
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: create their artwork in the way that they want. So
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: when people take this perspective that I would rather as
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: something else have happened, So therefore you made the wrong decision.
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: I think that's that that's somehow SIT's wrong with me. However, Alternatively,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: other people, you know, they feel like audiences should be
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: catered to because that's what this is for. This is
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: for their entertainment. And so I wanted the opinion of
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: you guys, as artists and creators, which you all are, um,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: just to think, maybe how do you feel do you
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: see this trend happening? What do you feel about this
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: this type of problem? So so I am I love
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: that this is the type of conversation that I like
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: to have, and I wish a lot of people had
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: conversations like this because I think maybe a lot of
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: the things that happen, a lot of the bullying that happens,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of the I don't want to say hatred,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: but that's what it is that comes from people's emotions
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and investing and when they invest in movies and stuff
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: like that. If it's talked about, we can we can
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: solve all of these problems. So I am one who
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: believes that the audience does have some ownership. And I
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: feel like if you create something and you put it
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: out there, you're doing it so that the audience can
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: feel like they do have a bit of ownership in it.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: And I think that's what makes And I'm going to
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: bring this up because it's one of my favorite things
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: in the world with Star Wars. I love that Lucasfilm
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: and them give you ownership, like give a lot of
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: the fans ownership in from fan film to theory to whatever.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I love that. Now where it gets a little dicey, though,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: is when things don't go your way as a as
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: a self proclaimed owner of whatever it is. Um, I'm
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: of the I'm of the feeling that if it's if
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: it's good, it doesn't matter. So uh where So, Like
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: I have issues with the last Jedi. I still think
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: it's a good movie. I just don't think it fits
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: in the Star Wars, the Star Wars Skywalker Saga. Do
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I hate the Wars? I can't wait. We don't have
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: time here, but one day, do I do? I hate
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: the Last Jedi? No, I love the Last Jedi. I
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: just don't think it fits. And I think because of that,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: the Rise of Skywalker suffered. That's me personally. I'm allowed
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: to think that. I'm allowed to have that opinion. It's
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: my opinion, that's all it is. But you're probably not
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: the guy who's on a board or on Twitter trashing.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: It's so hard that well, it goes a little too far.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Then people become bullies and stuff like that. And that
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: happens and and and that's where it goes too far.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: You know. What happened to some of the actors from
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Star Wars is horrible and should have never happened. That
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: girl should have never Kelly Marie Trand was bullied. Uh,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: i'med best, you know what I mean? You know, either
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Daisy Ridley like she's no longer on social media because
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, um, and it's because and I think
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: it's because uh, you know, fans want to be heard,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: and when people conflict, when people fight back, when there's pushback,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: then it becomes a I don't know, man, everyone, I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, I don't know how to I don't know.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: This is a great thought provoking question. I feel like
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: ownership in something. I think ownership in something is is
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: that's how you know you have a hit. When people
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: are like I feel like I'm a part of this.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: You know you've struck a nerve, you know what I mean.
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: I know it's a bit self destructive. It can be
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: self destructive. You can destroy the things you like. Like
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: I worry for Bill. I'm sure, I'm sure Ted Lasso
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: season two is gonna be amazing, right, But there's so
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: much hype and pressure for him to deliver, for him
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: and Jason to deliver something as good or better that
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: you just you just can't help it. Go. Oh God,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: season two. I hope that they don't get and I
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: can just picture like people being like no through and
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: fighting sucks, and it's well, you know, it's a high
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: class problem. You've created something that are so passionate about.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: But but it also is like it's it's very hard
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to once people like something so much to still create
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: in that space without offending some portion of the audience,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: and you have to care about that. You need to
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: worry your offending. I just jump in here real quick.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: The point is the fans don't know what they want,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and it's a problem because sometimes fans think that they
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: have ownership to the extent that they know how a
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: story should unfold, instead of sitting back and going, this
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: is how I'd like the story too unfold. This is
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: why I'm such a promoter of fan fiction and fan fiction.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Anything you want to happen can happen, and you can
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: grove that in that own space, but you you can't
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: possibly I a writer and a critic, don't know what
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I want from a show like I have ideas, I
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: have thoughts about it, but what I want is to
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: be surprised, and I cannot manufacture that surprise by guessing
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: what's going to happen at the end. And you want
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: a creator, especially if we're going to talk about franchises
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: or big tent pole things that like have this longevity
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: and an established tone and feel like we live in
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: these worlds. Sometimes hours were rewatching these movies. We know
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: every detail and so we are invested in them as
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: if they are. You know, for some of us, it's
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: like sports, like we know the players, we understand the
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: rules of the world and how it works, and so
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: we get very enveloped in like if it doesn't follow
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: those rules, it's hard to understand. What I think is
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: happening right now for fans is there's a new We've
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: reached a new platitude of a fandom. Right before, if
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: you liked a movie, you liked a movie, yeah the poster,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: maybe you saw it when it came to an old
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: theater and was rerunning. That was it. Now if you
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: like a movie or a TV show or a comic
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: or a franchise, there's like all this history involved in
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: this very long legacy, and there are now new people
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: allowed to tell those stories, right. And when you have
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: new people coming in to tell these stories, what they're
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: looking for is something that they got out of the
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: original fandom that wasn't at the surface. Right, So what
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I love about Batman isn't necessarily Batman. He's like a
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: rich white guy going out to kick ass. I like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: all his sidekicks who created a family for him and like,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: and that becomes his like main thing that he has
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: to focus on is his family not going to kill
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: the bad guys. Now, that's different than what Batman was
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: intended for, but it's no. It doesn't mean any less
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: of a fan. Makes me a different kind of fan.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: It makes me a fan who has a problem enjoying
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: a modern Batman movie. Right. That doesn't mean I don't
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: like it. It just means it's different, and we as
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: fans have to accept that there are two different roads
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: now and we have to appreciate those two roads. That
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: was my question. If you take that away, is it's
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: still a good Batman movie in your eyes? If I
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: take yeah, because it's still Batman. It's still the core
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Batman that people can enjoy. I don't need to like
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: it to know that there's a fan base for it
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: and they freaking love it and they get a lot
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: of it. If you like Batman holding a gun power
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: to human, that's all you like. You can enjoy that.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: There's no problem with that. I hate it. I hate
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: it so much. I don't think Batman ever would touch
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: a gun. It's weird to me. But there's other content
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: for me to enjoy and I don't have to tear
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: down a filmmaker or his vision in the same way
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I don't like them or drive him off Twitter, exactly, exactly.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: We have to allow space for all of our like
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: in the way that comic books has done really well
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: over the years, which is to say, if you don't
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: like a creator's vision, that's fine, don't buy it. It's different, right,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: It's different, and it doesn't make it wrong or bad.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: It's just different, and we can enjoy the different iterations
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: of the characters. Keepin. Years ago, no one had all
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: this ability to scream to the heavens everything. Yeah. I mean,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: this whole everyone can opine thing has created uh, you know,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: it has created this issue. Well, I mean it's it's
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: one of it's one of the most interesting and one
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: of my I don't I don't hate it. I love
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: the fact that there's all this dialogue. I do hate
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: the bullying, but I love the fact that there's all
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: of this dialogue about you know, a project that seemed
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: to be one of my favorite things, that seemed to
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: be uh you know, the argument was it's the same
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: thing over and over again, and then when it was
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: given something different, it shifted people. You know, it made
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: people go the wrong way. It made a lot of
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: people go a different way. It made a lot of people,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: you know, it switched everybody up. I really seven to
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: eight you mean yeah? I well, yeah, seven to eight,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: two nine, all of it, you know what I mean?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: It isn't Star Wars a good example of U. Ryan
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: Johnson came out and made a film that was challenging everyone.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Everyone screamed at it, so then they overcorrected and went
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: back to like just a loyal fans. That's a perfect
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: example of it. And I think, so here's the thing.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: It wasn't what a lot of fans wanted. That being said,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: it was still made and there's a great story that
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: could have happened afterwards. But there was such an uprising
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: with the fans and such an argument with the fans
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: that uh that that that you know, it's split, it's
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: split Star Wars in half. But it was like it's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: almost like a civil war that's going on or that
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: was going on, and uh that they tried to correct it,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: and I think maybe that was I think maybe that
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: was a bad movie. I still love Star Wars. I
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: still I still watched The Rise of Skywalker. I still
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: watched The Last Jedi I still you know, I'm Me
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: and Joel talk about it all the time. Fans might
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: not know exactly what they want. They might think they
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: know what they Yeah, I agree with Joel. They might not.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: They might think they know what they want, but that's
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: not necessarily going to be satisfying to them. It's comfort food.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: It's comforting to just have something that's familiar. It's like
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: anything you tried that's different. You tighten up and you go, oh,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: this is different, this isn't what I know, and and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: I want the comfort. I want the safe thing. And
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: it also depends on how you think of movies and
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. You have to be invested. That's the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: only way you can get to this level of fandom. Um,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: all right, well that was a very thought provoking question. Um, look,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I think we need to we need to kind of
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: end it because we're doing a short show today for
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: for the hater. You don't want to try and fix
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: his life? Do you have a fix your life problem?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: Of course, I was gonna be at stought revoked start
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: though I can't. I can't even I can't even think
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: right now, not even once. One of my buttons on
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: the on the new thing we're getting is gonna be weed,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: not even once. I hate you, all right, You're Sammy Sam.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I hate you all right, A quick fix your life,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: so go ahead, all right. So you know, I'm a
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: young or relatively young, single guy, and I work a lot,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: and um, you know, I'm in graduate school. I I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: lived in Silicon Valley before I moved out here to Michigan.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: And there's this culture of working all the time, work
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: with work, and I'm in this PhD program at this
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: big R one university like University of Michigan, and it's
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: just the same, you know, your work, work, work, And
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: I see myself kind of barreling down this career path
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: of you know, having all this work in my life
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: where I'm sort of pushing away the other things. So
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: I can see how and this would be my mom's opinion,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: which she's made vocal before many times, that I don't
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: give myself enough time to dedicate to like the non
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: work life portions of my life, you know, like the
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: romantic life or hobbies or other work life balance sorts
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: of things. So I know that you guys have both
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: navigated these careers where you know there's seasons I'm sure
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: where You've got these times where you're not doing much,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: but then there are seasons where you're working all the time.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: In those seasons, how do you still find that balance?
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: You know, how do you still make time for rancial
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: relationships or other things? You have to choose it because
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: this is all you got. I mean, I always come
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: at it from the point of view I don't believe
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: in an afterlife, So this is all I got. Okay,
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: I'm forty five years old. If I if I'm lucky,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: let's say I make it to night, let's call it ninety.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: So I got forty five solid years. That's and then
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: that's it. Then they shovel me in the ground. What
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: are you going to do with that time? Of course,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: pursue your dreams and your goals like you are, But
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: do you want your one experience on earth not to
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: have love, not to have travel, not to have adventure? Um,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: you're it's sound, you're very smart. Obviously you're going to
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: achieve all your your career goals. I don't think anyone
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: listening could have any doubts about that. But the question
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: you have to ask yourself is what else do you
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: want your life to be about? And it's about dedicating
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: time to that, making it a make, committing choosing to
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: making time for it. Joy. Sure, Donald, that's tough. Um,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: Zach and I got into an argument over stuff. We
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: get into arguments over things like no, it's it's it's
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: it's quite all right. Uh. You know, uh, work is
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: very very important, and I get that. I'm one of
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: the people who hates the fact that work is so
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: important in making it so that I can have the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: things I want. But I get I get the fact
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: I get work hard and you achieve things. But I
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: hate that. Okay, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: hate that I'm defined by how hard I work. I
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: think that is. I think that is in a lot
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: of ways, bullshit I think I should be. I don't
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: think I should be defined by anyone. I feel like,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: if you are going to judge me, judge me by
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: how I'm hard. I love my family, Judge me by
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: how hard I here's my daughter. Right comes in listeners.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Right as he said that, Wilder came in for a hug.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: We're almost done. Okay, guys, my kid is going to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: college today. He is Oh my god, he is leaving.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: He is leaving the Homestead to go way to college.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: That's exciting. Somewhere in California. Somewhere in California he can't
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: leave ulations. That's exciting. Yeah, he's going to art school
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: and he's you're getting your first nest moment. Yeah, it's
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: really it's pretty crazy. Only eleven more took a while
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: with all them kids. Yeah, well, Anthony, I don't know
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: you like that. First of all, you're getting a little
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: too comfortable taking shots at the host started. So that's
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: too much ownership, too much ownership right there. Anthony sounds
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: like as like Donaldson have a problem with that. That Anthony.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I love it. I love Anthony's putting his feet up
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: on the desk and ship. I love that. As he
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: should or as he should Listen, we gotta go, Anthony,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: because we're trying to to to appea our haters and
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: do a shorter shot. You're a lovely You're a lovely man. Thanks, guys,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: you're a very thought provoking guest. Don't feel bad if
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: some of the Star Wars stuff is cut out, because
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I don't want them Lucasfilm to be mad at me.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh he said, you honor me, Daniel.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: He is a super fan. By the way, that's gonna
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: be a By the way, you saying you honor me
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: is gonna be another button on my path. Like you
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: honor me, you wannor me, Daniel, I need one also
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: that has a little record thing so I can be
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: honor me, honor me? How much you want your dad's
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: how much you want your I just want to fall
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: on DJ rig here all right, Uh, Anthony, good luck
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: in your pursuits. Oh, thank you, guys. We have no doubt.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to plug a couple of things, if you can. Unway,
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I got a professional Twitter, as one does these days.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: So if you guys wanted to shout that out, So
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: that's at a ballast underscore kem bio so a b
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: a l I s t underscore kem bioca. Especially if
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: you're a young lady looking for a PhD candidate. I
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: wouldn't disagree with you might and might live near Michigan.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: I just followed all you guys this morning on Twitter
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: and followed Donald on Instagram as well. Thank you very much,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: seven but only nobody that's only between you and me.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you. Also, you know, I wanted to say that
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: scientific communication is really tough. You know, the biggest story
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: in the world right now is a science story, and
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: there's people out there that are really trying to do
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: that and disseminate information in a good way. And it's
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: really hard, but there are people out there that do it.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: So if I could point everybody to this Weekend Virology,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: which is a podcast as well as a YouTube channel
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: which is hosted by a virology professor at Columbia, and
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: it's a group of professors that get around and talk
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: about their virologists and immunologists that talk about everything that's
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: happening right now. And it's really good science talking and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: it can be a little bit tough at times, but
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: they've got non scientists that list and it's great information
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: that I really I've been listening to lots of podcast lately,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: and I'll add that to my mix. Thank you. Andy
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: Slavitt is also a great follow. Andy Slavitt is now
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: I think one of Biden's people in charge of the
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: COVID response and he's a super smart guy on Twitter
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: all about everything. All right, Anthony, thank you so much.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: And those are that's a new section called Anthony's Plugs.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have it in every episode, Anthony will come
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: back on and plug something. Just your friendly neighborhood bio
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: chemists trying to love it. Send good vibes. All right, sir,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: thanks for coming on. Thank you, take you bye. All right,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Well that was nice. Donald. Let's talk a little bit
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: more about the show, because there's almost some funny stuff
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: we haven't talked about. There are quite a few things
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: that we haven't talked about. Marty returns the janitor sidekick.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: They probably played one of the best pranks on you. Yes,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: very good. Um the janitor. The janitor breaks the broom
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: in half, and I'm like, oh, you're trying to be intimidating.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Why he goes, no, I needed to break the broom
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: in half, and like, what possible reason could you have
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: for breaking the broom in half? And in walks Marty's
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: up broup. Thanks thanks bra Yea. By the way, it
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: was the perfect size for him. It was a perfect size. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: And then he's but to make the joke work, he
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: has to sweep in the You have to see him
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: sweep with it. Yeah, but he's sweeping the carpet, which
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: is the plastic meal thing. Why am I sweeping the carpet.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: Why am I mopping the carpet? Um? All right, so
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: that was funny and um I laughed at um when
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: he when Todd pulls his heart out in a fantasy
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: to give to the patient just as he's dying, he says,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: I'm gay. Makes sense, makes sense? Yeah, Well we know
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: that he's fluid, as the kids say, well we know that. Well,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: we know that he likes he wants to know about
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Turk's package all the time. Yes, but I think it's
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: safe to say we've we've talked about on the show
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: that the Todd is the Tod That's what it is.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: How cute my dog is, right or anything and everything?
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: Are you looking how cute my dog is? Right now?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: So cute dog is not cute? That dog is so
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: ugly the dog you said, the dog look up like,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: what the fuck you say about me? Say about Oh
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: my god, beautiful? He is a very you have a
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: very beautiful dog. Um Um, coolio, Sarah says, Coolio, and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: Kelsa goes Coulio. Indeed, Coulio, Indeed, I want to talk
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: about Cox and Jordan in this episode. Go ahead, because
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: they have a very interesting storyline there in the beginning
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: of the show, they're all happy, go lucky and they're
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: loving the fact that they're just there's no real there's commitment,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: but there's no there's nothing hanging over with them. And
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: then they find out that they're still married. She finds
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: their old wedding rings and she presents them to him
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: and he said, are you kidding me? I love this,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going to wear this for the rest of my life.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: And it sends them down a spiral of I don't
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: know if I can do this for the rest of
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, well it really articulates. Well, I think
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: that when you put a wedding ring on someone, the
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: differences you're saying for the rest of our lives. And
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: they were perfectly fine and getting along without the pressure
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: of for the rest of your life. Right the second
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: they had that pressure back, they were like fuck, they
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: were all all out of whack. So they hold a divorce.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: They have a ceremonial divorce and invite people to come
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: watch them get divorced. And that's why Ted's getting drunk
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: at the end of the show, right, Yeah, exactly, because
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: it's the after party. Or are you about to say
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: you like what I like being married? I enjoy it.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I enjoy I like it. It's a lot of fun.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: You found a good partner, you know, and it's not
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: always that way, but I truly joy Uh. My wife,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: I think you got I think you got singleness out
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: of your system. You know, I was a serial data
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: for a really long time, and I don't know that
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I was ever really single single. I am for sure
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: married now, and I think I've got the dating out
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: of my system. I love I love what me and
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: my wife have and how we and I think I
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: think if you have that, and you know, for us,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: we like the feeling of being married. We like the
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: statement that it makes for us to us to each other.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: But whatever, but whatever it is that you believe, whatever
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: makes love work for you, you stick to it, right,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: And that's what Jordan and Cox do at the end
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: of the show. I think they show a good example
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: of a couple. It's like, we don't do We just
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: don't like the word married. It sucks us up. We
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: just we'd rather just not be married. It ain't for everyone,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: It really isn't forever. Let's talk about those raw outfits
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: from the movie from any raw Yeah, No, I don't remember.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Are those the exact replicas, because I remember that was
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: the style ish, But I think I think it's a replica.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I really love the fact that we are having trouble
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: walking around. That's so funny we can't walk. And then
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I really love your take on the word raw at
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: the end of the joke, no wonder Eddie Murphy called
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: it raw. I go, I go, he said, I'm chafing.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Now I know why Eddie called it raw. But you
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: added a little bit more to the raw at the end.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: You were like rowe called it raw, and then I
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: and then I go to find I go, Carla ty powder.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: But the way we walk in those outfits is so funny.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: They should have brought those back. Oh, man, didn't we?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: We didn't do it that again, didn't we? No? I
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: don't think we. How about um when Elliott's go, oh,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: look at poor Elliott riding a tandem bike alone. I
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: be the saddest, the loneliest site you can see, is
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: someone riding a tandem bike alone. You don't that that's
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: a judging a book, bites cup. You don't know that
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: person's circumstance. Why why are they riding and tandem bike alone?
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: And alone? Well? In Elliot's. In Elliot's case, it was
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: the car broke down and that was the only bike
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: that she had available to her. Yeah, it'd be funny.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: It would be even more sad if you could ride
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: the tandem bike alone from the back book that would
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: make it deem even more loadsome I don't even I
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: don't even want to take the lead. I just want
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: to be miserable in the back. By the way, I
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: would love a tandem bike you could ride alone from behind.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: That would be so funny to watch. You just need
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: to adjust the steering to the back to the middle
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: to however it would be. Um. Yeah, so then I
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: get tackled. I didn't know why that happened. Although it
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: was funny, I just had no idea why it happened. Um,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: and that's it. That's the show. Yeah. Well I was
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: gonna say that the real one ends with beck song
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: lost cause, but I had something else on my on
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: my one on iTunes for for some copyright reasons, thanks
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: a lot, Randall. Um, that's our show, everybody, Um, we
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: did it. No, that's our show. For the hater that's
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: our show, haters, yeah but one. But we still digress.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: But for those of you who who write mean comments
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: to Donald and I saying that we digress too much.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: That's as minimum as it's gonna get. That's as minimal
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: as it's gonna get. And we did an hour thirty
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: and that's it. That's the one time we're gonna do that.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: In nine seasons, we do this, Okay, right you? Well? Yes,
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: I really liked that. I really I feel like we
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: should hang up and then catch up more because we
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: we We just didn't do enough of it and I
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: need more of it from you. Well, do you want
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: to We can always get off the We could always
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: get off the line. No, I don't want to. This
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: is for the haters. I'm gonna I'll call you privately, Okay.
• 1:20:03
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• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: to you about some movies I saw. I want to
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  Speaker 1: want to tell you the craziest story you've ever heard. Sorry,
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• 1:20:19
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• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I did. He's listening to the podcast and he wants
• 1:20:29
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• 1:20:33
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  Speaker 1: of itself. Donald, I'll call you in a moment. We'll
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: catch up. I'll tell you the Brad Pitt story. Dude,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: I got something to tell you too. It's gonna be great. Okay.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm I'm I'm pregnant, but I don't
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: want to tell everyone on the show, so I'm gonna
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: tell you in private. You know, you know it's probably
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: I don't mean I don't I don't mean my partner's pregnant.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: I mean I am pregnant. Well, you know it's probably
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: gonna be an ass baby. Then yes, I want to
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