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OUTRO: Twiddling Your Green Thumbs · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 3: Yeah man, good a feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Hi guys, welcome back, Yeah, welcome back, welcome back.
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  Speaker 3: Good long weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Was it was a good long weekend? Yeah, it's lovely
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  Speaker 2: sun it feelers?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Bloody good? Another one this weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: There must be one. I feel like there's one jew
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  Speaker 1: again pretty soon. But don't we have a flurry of them?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, there's not. The next one's Easter, and then
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  Speaker 2: after Easter is Ensic Day during the same month. Right, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you got a bit of a wait. I was. I
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  Speaker 2: was googling this yesterday. When's the next one? Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 2: liking this. It was really weird, though, wasn't it, Guys?
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  Speaker 2: On Saturday? Like ship it feels like Sunday, But it
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  Speaker 2: wasn't you see it was Saturday. It was out of
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  Speaker 2: the day.
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  Speaker 4: It was spooky, guys.
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  Speaker 2: When it's raining, out of it there.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's not just when it's raining, BG, it's weird
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  Speaker 4: sometimes when it's hot and really humid. What's that about?
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  Speaker 1: My wife kept saying throughout the weekend. Oh, we've got
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  Speaker 1: another day for that pair, and thinking it was a
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  Speaker 1: Sunday and then going on, no, hang on.
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  Speaker 2: You'd love it. Hang on in a minute, I've got
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  Speaker 2: it wrong. We did have some fun. We went out
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  Speaker 2: to a water slide park. Yeah, out at that bury
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  Speaker 2: joint out at the riverhead. Okay, yeah, fucking hell. They
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  Speaker 2: are printing money out at that joint. Really, there was
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  Speaker 2: a thousand people there. We've got the water slides. They've
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  Speaker 2: got a black bouncy castle set up, which is a
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  Speaker 2: separate sort of a thing. And then you go and
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  Speaker 2: pick your own strawberries. Chage a million bucks for that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you go and pick them. You pick yourself. Here's a bucket,
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  Speaker 2: go pick them your piece of shit.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a bucket.
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  Speaker 2: That's our ice creams. Yeah, they sell peach fresh fruit. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: been out there? Yeah, it was really good. It was
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  Speaker 2: really good. They are having a few issues at the cafe.
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  Speaker 2: I was patient, Yeah, I was patient. I was yeah. Good,
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  Speaker 2: but waiting forever. You know, young people. Yeah, that's a trick,
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  Speaker 2: isn't it. And it's a funny thing because you employ
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  Speaker 2: young people, but you have to pay them the minimum
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  Speaker 2: wage even though their brains hardly even work. You shouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be paying them anything. They should be You should be
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  Speaker 2: paying them fifteen bucks an hour and they get to
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  Speaker 2: learn how to do things, because really, why would I
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  Speaker 2: employ a young person if I have to pay them
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  Speaker 2: the same as someone that's got a brain. Do you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? It's like you should pay them there,
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  Speaker 2: so it's worth my while. Now they're an idiot, but
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to pay them fuck all. So it
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  Speaker 2: kind of waks out. They get a bit of experience. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: but I.
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  Speaker 4: Would the cut off be on there in terms of minimum.
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  Speaker 2: Age minimum age. Yeah, it's like you have.
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  Speaker 4: This bracket of minimum wage up here, and then you
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  Speaker 4: have this other bracket of you're a fucking idiot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I here's fifteen bucks. I think probably twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: is the minimum. I think the twenty is when you
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  Speaker 2: go into minimum wage something like that, and I reckon
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  Speaker 2: fifteen to twenty. Yeah, you should be paid less. You
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  Speaker 2: just should because you're you're living at home hopeless. And
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  Speaker 2: also when you get a kind of money, you just
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  Speaker 2: quit your job. You He gives us ship, but we
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  Speaker 2: ordered a Margharita pizza and I've been up there long
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  Speaker 2: enough to know that I shouldn't just take the box
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  Speaker 2: and assume that there would be a Margharita pizza in there.
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  Speaker 2: So I opened the box and there was a some
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  Speaker 2: kind of a sweet chili chicken number and there I said,
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  Speaker 2: I'll have a margarite to play and what the young
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  Speaker 2: last day bless her was absolutely freaking out. So she
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  Speaker 2: had to get her manager, who was also fifteen, to
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  Speaker 2: come over and was telling her it was all good,
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  Speaker 2: it's all going to be totally fine. And then we're
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  Speaker 2: waiting on cheeseburger and chips. Yes, and we got nuggets
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  Speaker 2: and chips.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just funny. It was all good. But yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it's only, you know, forty five bucks for a
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  Speaker 2: pizza and yeah, it's not as bad as that, but yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but it was a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 4: Did you when you ordered it, do you call it
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  Speaker 4: a Moggi Reader Pizzagi Reader?
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  Speaker 2: No, my wife ordered it.
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  Speaker 4: For some reason. I had a daydream of you ordering
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  Speaker 4: one Moggi Reader pizza and a Moggi Berger with fries.
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  Speaker 2: Please.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why they popped it.
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  Speaker 1: The thing is too about though, those strawberry pecking places
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  Speaker 1: as you picked shiploads of strawberries and then you're like,
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  Speaker 1: you take them all home and go, what the hell
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  Speaker 1: are we going to do with all these strawberries?
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  Speaker 2: I will also say there is nothing. There's probably something
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  Speaker 2: better than this. You can think of a couple of things.
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  Speaker 2: But eating a strawberry fresh off the boosh, off the
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  Speaker 2: sormed by the sun. I agree, Holy fuck, it pretty unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: And you never have them like that. You never have
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  Speaker 2: them like that, they're always cold. Yeah, and shit, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my real good.
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  Speaker 4: My mother in law's got a little strawberry patch and
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  Speaker 4: like you just go down there the forage through and
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  Speaker 4: just find it sound like filth. Come on, man, she's
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  Speaker 4: got a little strawberry patch down there in Canterbury and
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  Speaker 4: every now and then I saw a rummage through it
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  Speaker 4: and there'll be like only two or three red ones. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but bo they are beautiful circulate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to grow strawberries once in my little garden there.
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  Speaker 2: Grow them.
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  Speaker 3: Was not successful.
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  Speaker 2: Right, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Did you try going outside and ripping ass next to them?
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  Speaker 4: But you're doing might help me.
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  Speaker 2: The Wcky Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what fell. It's trying to tidy out
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  Speaker 1: my garden at the moment. Fuck what a night. Me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to I'm just going to get two
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  Speaker 1: big Jerry cans of pitt and Wow because if we've done,
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  Speaker 1: it's going to be bush real.
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  Speaker 2: Soon, getting the landscape around like they.
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  Speaker 3: Did the front. They did the front of our house, and.
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  Speaker 2: You've elected to do the rest of it yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Well, not landscape, but just law and poisoning ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you just.
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  Speaker 4: Pay, like, go on like a week paying anyone know,
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  Speaker 4: if you're gonna come on here and guts sake about.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I love the content, the goodness, good content.
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  Speaker 4: But my mate guy, he paid some guys like five
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  Speaker 4: hundred bucks. They ride up in a van. There was
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  Speaker 4: three of them. They trimmed everything and hauled away everything
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  Speaker 4: in like four hours and it costs eight dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Can you get guy to get in content?
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  Speaker 4: They called three guys. It's called three guys in a van.
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  Speaker 4: Three guys three.
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  Speaker 3: It's like the truck brothers that did my moving for that.
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  Speaker 3: Actually was.
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  Speaker 2: You called them because they were moldy?
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  Speaker 4: No they weren't.
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  Speaker 1: Actually one of them was one of them was of
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  Speaker 1: Asiatic descent.
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  Speaker 3: And the other was Pakire. That was it was a
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  Speaker 3: real menagerie.
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  Speaker 2: It was a melting pot.
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  Speaker 3: It was a melting pot of people.
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  Speaker 4: But we just pay someone to come and clear that
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  Speaker 4: it out, man, Because it sounds like punishing work.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly what it's exactly what you use your money for.
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  Speaker 3: I can't be facked.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's almost ye because this might be paying someone will.
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  Speaker 1: Do I'm doing today. I was seriously, I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: this is bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: Is bullshit men.
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  Speaker 1: But the thing is we're hiring people all over the place.
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  Speaker 1: At the moment, it's costing this fucking fortune.
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  Speaker 4: You've got dog squad money.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you don't have any dog squad money.
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  Speaker 2: You don't smoke dirries anymore? Do your vape?
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't smoke pass. I don't drink pess. You
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  Speaker 1: think i'd have lots of money, Yeah, and I do.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not fucking no.
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  Speaker 3: It's good.
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  Speaker 2: But this is good.
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  Speaker 4: This is the thing that I realized a couple of
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  Speaker 4: years ago. It's like, I am better off doing what
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  Speaker 4: I do for a living to earn a certain amount
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  Speaker 4: of money and then paying someone who's way better at
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  Speaker 4: their job than I am.
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  Speaker 1: I totally agree, So yes, except you can say for this,
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  Speaker 1: but well no, as I say, we've got the front part. Now,
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  Speaker 1: this is this is kind of just menu shit. It's
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  Speaker 1: not landscaping done by someone. Yeah, yeah, and then they're
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  Speaker 1: going to do the lawns or so they say.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, man, just get someone in there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think I can just sort of wander over
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  Speaker 1: there and stand on the driveway occasionally and just peer
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  Speaker 1: over the place.
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  Speaker 2: Where you bother.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's the landlord just sort of showing up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just turning up and letting yourself in. Funnily enough,
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  Speaker 2: Can I ask you what's happened to the duck.
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  Speaker 3: Walter had to go?
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  Speaker 4: Where's he gone?
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  Speaker 3: We've got a funnily enough just on that. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 3: in the apartment. He's got his own little place.
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  Speaker 1: We do have a family, mother duck and about six
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  Speaker 1: chicks chicklings.
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  Speaker 2: Six chickens also known as ducklings ducklings.
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  Speaker 1: That now permanently hang out in our backyard. Right that
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  Speaker 1: seems to be their safe place.
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  Speaker 4: How good are you talking about your old house's backyard?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't have a backyard on my new place. Well,
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  Speaker 1: unless you call a massive park and an entire city
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  Speaker 1: my back yard.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't either the too he's gone, oh good,
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  Speaker 2: or he's changed his tune, which is the which is
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  Speaker 2: another possibility, might have died. Well, this is what I'm
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  Speaker 2: a little bit concerned about, because, given I've been rousing
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  Speaker 2: the neighbors, if that bird turns up as a corpse
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  Speaker 2: in the backyard or something like that, I figure it
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  Speaker 2: was going to be pointing squeally at old Mogi and I, ironically,
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  Speaker 2: I've started waking up at four o'clock anyway, He's trained
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  Speaker 2: me to wake up at four. But he's not even
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  Speaker 2: there anymore.
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  Speaker 3: You love that shit.
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  Speaker 2: Four Grandma Sou's gone as well. Yes, miss her, she
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  Speaker 2: took the toy. She was gone up for the last week.
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  Speaker 2: Although that's definitely a possibility. He's I had to think
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  Speaker 2: about that. But we spoke about the fact that that
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  Speaker 2: bird had gone. Yeah, but now I get to have
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  Speaker 2: the office back, which is nice. Although now my missus
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  Speaker 2: has got a cough, so she's sleeping in the spare room.
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  Speaker 2: But also should actually should we should talk about that
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  Speaker 2: because I wonder when you're sick, who goes in the spirit.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I think we must have done it. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 2: we've done everything else. We like the Simpson.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's a sick person, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I think the sick person moves. Yes, Yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Why should I be disrupted just because my wife's sick.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she's the one that lets sickness into our household.
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  Speaker 2: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: How was your weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Case you were, I've got some concerns. I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, I'll maybe say, but you're pretty sure.
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  Speaker 2: The perse mean you don't drink a lot of purse.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know? What do you mean? Well, you don't
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  Speaker 2: drink much purse, That's what I mean. You don't turn
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  Speaker 2: up hangover on the on the Monday very often.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about I don't have that's good.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, he isn't. He doesn't. You can always hear it.
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  Speaker 4: I only turn up hangover on the Monday if there's
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  Speaker 4: like a big hodarky event during the weekend or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, or like a steady or something. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But otherwise I'll have, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, not one hundred percent, not that I was hungover
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  Speaker 2: because I've been on the hammer, but not a handy
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  Speaker 2: because I drink but I'm also twenty years older than you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well i'd say that as well. But no, usually
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  Speaker 4: I was just like over the weekend, I was down
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  Speaker 4: to my parents. I had like a few beers, half
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  Speaker 4: a bottle of wine with mum. Yeah, but it's like
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  Speaker 4: never more than say, five beers.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny, isn't it, Because I've just sort of realized
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  Speaker 2: walking around because now it's finally sunny. You know, we're
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  Speaker 2: getting a little bit of son Yes, I've realized that
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  Speaker 2: if I'm not drinking, I don't even give a fuck
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  Speaker 2: of it. Sonny, I don't even care. Yeah, it's just hot.
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  Speaker 2: Was hot and I was drinking, that would be fucking sick.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's just hot. Yes, Well, you know I got like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not like when it's sunny and I was stringing.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, oh got, we'll go and you know,
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  Speaker 2: sitting the sun, have a few beers. Now I just
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  Speaker 2: sit inside, you know, jack and beat.
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  Speaker 1: Enough.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say, you know, you've got go to
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  Speaker 4: the beat, go down to the beach. It's too hot,
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  Speaker 4: take it an umbrella and take your book that you're reading.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is fucking what a picnic? What are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: What are you calling me?
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  Speaker 4: Go to the beach enjoy fucking hate you.
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  Speaker 2: I would be happier if I've got to if I
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  Speaker 2: had a pool. My neighbors have got a poll.
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  Speaker 1: You can come over to my apartment and borrow ours
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  Speaker 1: in Doorsough, isn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's ship, is it?
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  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: Listen to the Big Show. Very hungover, don't you think
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  Speaker 4: Weekdays Radio heard here?