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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hey, missy, good morning. You got a revenge story?
- 0:03Speaker 2: I sure do.
- 0:04Speaker 3: So.
- 0:05Speaker 2: My ex husband was a cheater, and when we had
- 0:11Speaker 2: an on a get off again, we would break up
- 0:13Speaker 2: and get back together. And one of the times when
- 0:15Speaker 2: we got back together, he said, you know, every time
- 0:18Speaker 2: that you would leave my apartment, I would smell your
- 0:20Speaker 2: perfume and it just drove me crazy, and so I
- 0:24Speaker 2: knew he really liked my perfume. Well, fast forward, we
- 0:27Speaker 2: get divorced. He very wisely did not get a car
- 0:32Speaker 2: big enough to carry our five kids in, so I
- 0:35Speaker 2: would always have to give him my van when we
- 0:38Speaker 2: were swapping. So at this point I'm living in Columbus, Ohio,
- 0:42Speaker 2: he's living in Pennsylvania, and we had to swap cars.
- 0:47Speaker 2: So when I had his car and I knew I
- 0:49Speaker 2: was giving it back to him and he'd be driving
- 0:51Speaker 2: nine hours back to Pennsylvania, I would spray my perfume
- 0:57Speaker 2: on his seat of his car so he would have
- 0:59Speaker 2: to smell the wholen is going back home.
- 1:02Speaker 4: No husbands yet, No ex husbands were harmed in this event.
- 1:08Speaker 4: Fel good.
- 1:08Speaker 1: It's a good revenge story, Missy, thanks for listening.
- 1:11Speaker 5: That's living red free and his soul right there.
- 1:13Speaker 1: And here's why we're getting into revenge, because there's a
- 1:15Speaker 1: story out of here.
- 1:17Speaker 5: Out of Mesa. Actually, in fact, you probably have seen
- 1:20Speaker 5: the pictures of a car driven right through on purpose
- 1:25Speaker 5: somebody's brick house and it was targeted. It's an ex
- 1:29Speaker 5: that was mad at their ex boyfriend, and he drove
- 1:33Speaker 5: the car right through where he thought the X would
- 1:35Speaker 5: be at that time, and it went right on through.
- 1:38Speaker 5: I don't even even know what kind of speed you
- 1:40Speaker 5: would have to do, but I think the police said
- 1:41Speaker 5: it had to be at like like thirty plus miles
- 1:44Speaker 5: an hour and it went right through. Yes, some people
- 1:47Speaker 5: were hurt. Everybody's still, you know, alive, but some people
- 1:50Speaker 5: were hurt. Sounds like a little bit of a love
- 1:52Speaker 5: triangle gone wrong.
- 1:53Speaker 1: I know, you know the story right, Yeah, some.
- 1:56Speaker 3: Of the details of this are really insane. I guess
- 1:58Speaker 3: the guy who crashed the car helped him and the
- 2:01Speaker 3: family were really close and they were all part of
- 2:03Speaker 3: the big friend group, and they helped the family plant
- 2:06Speaker 3: a tree in the front yard. And so then when
- 2:08Speaker 3: he decided to crash the car, he purposely wanted to
- 2:10Speaker 3: make sure it destroyed the tree. And then he also
- 2:13Speaker 3: knew that the boyfriend was sleeping in the room and
- 2:15Speaker 3: wanted to destroy him by driving directly into that room.
- 2:19Speaker 1: Yeah so crazy nuts.
- 2:21Speaker 6: He crashed his red Hyundai Elantra into his ex boyfriend's
- 2:24Speaker 6: Mesa house on purpose.
- 2:27Speaker 5: Anyway, So I believe he's in jail now.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Though, right, How don't think he can do that and
- 2:32Speaker 1: just get away with it.
- 2:33Speaker 6: He admitted to investigators he acted out a desire to
- 2:35Speaker 6: destroy the house and harm himself, and he's now being
- 2:38Speaker 6: held on fifty thousand dollars bond facing charges aggravated assaulting,
- 2:41Speaker 6: dangerous criminal damage, and leaving the scene of an accident.
- 2:44Speaker 6: He also got purposely as high as possible, doing a
- 2:47Speaker 6: large amount of weed and taking eight xan X bars
- 2:49Speaker 6: throughout the day. He arrived in the house, banged on
- 2:52Speaker 6: the bedroom door and was ignored by the ax. That's
- 2:54Speaker 6: when he drove his car straight through the brick. While
- 2:56Speaker 6: in the bedroom were not just the ex but three
- 2:57Speaker 6: people were sleeping. The vehicle came to a stop directly
- 3:00Speaker 6: over a resident who became trapped under the engine department
- 3:03Speaker 6: while another was covered in coolant, but miraculously everyone escaped
- 3:07Speaker 6: with minor injuries. Then the guy threw a brick at
- 3:09Speaker 6: one of the victims, and he took off running before
- 3:11Speaker 6: the comps caught him. So we want to know about
- 3:14Speaker 6: your revenge story, either gone right or gone wrong?
- 3:18Speaker 7: Eric?
- 3:18Speaker 1: What's yours?
- 3:19Speaker 5: All?
- 3:19Speaker 8: Right? Guys? So, my buddy is always breaking about how
- 3:22Speaker 8: many girls he's talking to. So I decided to mess
- 3:24Speaker 8: with him a little bit.
- 3:25Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So.
- 3:27Speaker 8: I download an app that blocks your text ID and
- 3:31Speaker 8: one night we're hanging out at his place and I
- 3:32Speaker 8: secretly text him, hey, I'm outside. He looks at his
- 3:37Speaker 8: phone and goes, who's this. I shrug and say, you know,
- 3:41Speaker 8: I don't know. Maybe. He immediately starts panicking, okay, looking
- 3:46Speaker 8: out the window and asking me if I know anyone
- 3:48Speaker 8: who's coming over. Then he goes, wait, what time is it,
- 3:53Speaker 8: starts scrolling through his phone like he's checking his entire roster.
- 3:57Speaker 8: Finally he opens the door and obviously no one's there.
- 4:01Speaker 8: I couldn't stop laughing. Dude, he was so freaked out
- 4:06Speaker 8: because he generally had no idea, which growey actially buy
- 4:09Speaker 8: it over.
- 4:09Speaker 1: So is this revenge or this is a practical joke.
- 4:11Speaker 1: I don't know if this revenge?
- 4:13Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a good point. Right, unless, like your
- 4:15Speaker 5: friend stolen your girls before. I wanted to get back
- 4:17Speaker 5: it him revenge.
- 4:19Speaker 8: It was both. It was funny. It was funny revenge
- 4:22Speaker 8: and like, honestly, he's so annoying because he's always playing,
- 4:26Speaker 8: like he's always saying how much he was a big player.
- 4:28Speaker 8: He is that, Hey, if you need advice, you should
- 4:31Speaker 8: pay me. You should follow me, and I'll pay me
- 4:34Speaker 8: and I'll hook you up. It's just like, dude, shut up.
- 4:38Speaker 5: Maybe teaching them a lesson, that's a different second. Yeah,
- 4:41Speaker 5: we haven't done that yet.
- 4:42Speaker 1: All right, all right, thanks Eric, he understood the assignment. Kayla,
- 4:46Speaker 1: you have a revenge story.
- 4:48Speaker 9: Yeah, hey guys, Hey, so my roommate kept seeling my food.
- 4:53Speaker 9: So I decided to get revenge, and I bought a
- 4:57Speaker 9: bunch of those like really super spicy chip and I
- 5:01Speaker 9: emptied a bag of regular chips and put the spicy
- 5:04Speaker 9: chips into the regular chip bag and left them in
- 5:07Speaker 9: the pantry with a note that said do not eat
- 5:10Speaker 9: on it. And so obviously, like I figured she'd eat them.
- 5:15Speaker 9: And sure enough, at like two am, she's like screaming
- 5:19Speaker 9: from the kitchen. So I come running out laughing and
- 5:22Speaker 9: she's standing there like crying, streaming, like tears streaming down
- 5:26Speaker 9: her face. And then she was like, why would you
- 5:28Speaker 9: do this to me? Why would you do this to me?
- 5:29Speaker 9: So I feel really terrible at this point because now
- 5:31Speaker 9: I've like hurt this person. But until she admitted that
- 5:35Speaker 9: she had been eating my food because she thought I
- 5:37Speaker 9: wouldn't notice.
- 5:38Speaker 1: So that's revenge. Now, that that is revenge.
- 5:40Speaker 5: Yes, you had revenge with the warning and said do
- 5:43Speaker 5: not eat.
- 5:43Speaker 7: She said, do not eat on that.
- 5:45Speaker 1: That's good.
- 5:46Speaker 9: Yeah, so technically it worked, but now we both have
- 5:48Speaker 9: trust issues with the pantry.
- 5:51Speaker 1: When she says why would you do this to me,
- 5:52Speaker 1: You're like, you're eating my food? Would you do it
- 5:54Speaker 1: to me?
- 5:56Speaker 10: You put the note there.
- 5:57Speaker 1: That is good revenge. Well done, Cale, well.
- 6:00Speaker 7: Played, Thank you, thank you, Thanks for calling in of course.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Eight seven seven ninety four seven. We want to hear
- 6:07Speaker 1: your revenge story.
- 6:08Speaker 6: One that either it's successful revenge or have revenge backfired
- 6:12Speaker 6: on you, or it calls next. Yeah, we're getting a
- 6:18Speaker 6: lot of storm pictures DM to us. Send them to
- 6:20Speaker 6: us if you got anything. Peyton brought up a trampoline
- 6:23Speaker 6: in the freeway. Someone just sent a picture of a
- 6:24Speaker 6: trampoline in their pool. So I saw the wind was
- 6:26Speaker 6: up to sixty eight miles an hour last night. So
- 6:28Speaker 6: if you have any pictures of the storm, DM it
- 6:31Speaker 6: to John Jay and Rich on Instagram.
- 6:32Speaker 1: We're gonna put a whole carousel up.
- 6:34Speaker 6: Meanwhile, we want to know about revenge, Julie, you got
- 6:36Speaker 6: a revenge story I do.
- 6:40Speaker 11: Good morning you guys.
- 6:41Speaker 9: Good morning by the way, John Jay.
- 6:44Speaker 11: Look, I love every single one of.
- 6:45Speaker 1: You, but John Jay, you're my favorite. Oh thanks, jul.
- 6:49Speaker 11: Anyways, anyways, so this happened twenty years ago, or more
- 6:56Speaker 11: than twenty years ago, maybe twenty.
- 6:57Speaker 8: Five years ago. So long story.
- 6:59Speaker 7: Sure, I had a boyfriend.
- 7:00Speaker 12: He did me dirty, very dirty.
- 7:03Speaker 11: He kept on cheating on me.
- 7:04Speaker 8: So one day he invited me over.
- 7:06Speaker 11: To dinner, and so I said, okay, yeah sure. So
- 7:12Speaker 11: for my luck, he actually forgot something like for dinner.
- 7:17Speaker 11: So he took off. He went to go get it,
- 7:20Speaker 11: and while he was out, I grabbed his little toothbrush.
- 7:25Speaker 11: I went to the toilet, and I screw up the
- 7:28Speaker 11: crap out of his toilet and I put it back
- 7:30Speaker 11: to on his what do you call it on his
- 7:33Speaker 11: that word wherever you put his toothbrush aft. So when
- 7:37Speaker 11: he came back. Yes, when he came back, I had
- 7:41Speaker 11: dinner and I left and I never saw him again.
- 7:45Speaker 11: Like I broke up with him and that was it.
- 7:52Speaker 11: But I screw up the crap out.
- 7:53Speaker 5: Of that toothbrush to this day, if he's like most
- 7:57Speaker 5: guys that we don't replace toothbrushes near enough only.
- 8:00Speaker 1: When I go to the dentist.
- 8:03Speaker 11: Well, whoever gives them, whoever gives them after that, that's bizarre, ye,
- 8:10Speaker 11: anyway to have a good day by Do.
- 8:13Speaker 5: You know what his revenge is? He got a clean
- 8:14Speaker 5: toilet out of it.
- 8:16Speaker 1: They melt. What's your revenge story?
- 8:18Speaker 12: It's it's a revenge idea. I'm just getting up the
- 8:21Speaker 12: courage to do it. It's for my next door neighbor.
- 8:25Speaker 12: He has two huge broken viilly overgrown boken veilia bushes,
- 8:29Speaker 12: and the petals always gather around our front door, like
- 8:33Speaker 12: even when we clear it off, like a few minutes
- 8:35Speaker 12: later as their back. And so we just asked him
- 8:38Speaker 12: nicely if he would just cut them back a little
- 8:41Speaker 12: bit so there would be less pedals always accumulating in
- 8:43Speaker 12: our front door looking like garbage. And he's like, well,
- 8:46Speaker 12: I'm selling the house. So that's the next donor's problem,
- 8:50Speaker 12: and so I was really irritated with that. And so
- 8:54Speaker 12: there's this fruit that's really popular in Asia. It's called
- 8:58Speaker 12: the duran and it's the post can smell. It's some
- 9:01Speaker 12: post to smell like body odor and onion and hot garbage.
- 9:06Speaker 12: And so I've been thinking about taking chunks of the
- 9:10Speaker 12: meat and putting it under the bog.
- 9:13Speaker 4: Bush so it don't take it smell, and to buy
- 9:16Speaker 4: the front door, so it'll make the front door and
- 9:19Speaker 4: the house smell. And it's like, oh, new owners, can't
- 9:21Speaker 4: sell your house if it smells like garbage.
- 9:25Speaker 5: Okay, let me tell you where that goes terribly wrong.
- 9:29Speaker 5: He's never gonna sell the house that way. You're gonna
- 9:31Speaker 5: be stuck with him, and your house is gonna smell too,
- 9:33Speaker 5: since it's so close to your house.
- 9:35Speaker 12: But if I put it under the boganbilia bush, it's
- 9:37Speaker 12: genius because he's like, what is that smell? And he
- 9:40Speaker 12: can't find it and he'll I have to cut the
- 9:42Speaker 12: bush back.
- 9:42Speaker 6: Hey, letaskine this. So hold on, what's that fruit called?
- 9:45Speaker 6: You got to get some in here? Can you just
- 9:46Speaker 6: get it anywhere?
- 9:47Speaker 12: Durin he you are a n and there's they'll have
- 9:51Speaker 12: it at the Asian market. That's there's a really great
- 9:53Speaker 12: one in Chandler. Fantastic. It's got revolving sushi. It's got
- 9:58Speaker 12: like guys, so like you just go for it and
- 10:00Speaker 12: do all the awesome.
- 10:01Speaker 6: So like if we brought it in here and cut
- 10:03Speaker 6: it open, would it smell? Our whole studio would smell?
- 10:05Speaker 9: Don't do that. Don't don't do that.
- 10:09Speaker 1: The country station.
- 10:11Speaker 10: People opening the durin first and literally like jagging of
- 10:16Speaker 10: how how rainsd it?
- 10:18Speaker 1: What if I could smell it? Because I can't smell anything?
- 10:20Speaker 5: Nick, I feel like we got.
- 10:21Speaker 1: To do it?
- 10:21Speaker 6: Yeah, can I come it?
- 10:26Speaker 5: Pretty good?
- 10:26Speaker 7: So I'm down.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll go do it.
- 10:29Speaker 5: So you will eat the duran once we pop it open.
- 10:31Speaker 6: There's like eight radio stations in this let's go do
- 10:34Speaker 6: it in one of those radio stations. Fun little press,
- 10:37Speaker 6: just jokes, so just come robbery in the building.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Thanks Mel, thanks for listening, Thanks for the idea. Bye Emo,
- 10:43Speaker 1: what do you got? What's your revenge story?
- 10:47Speaker 9: Hello?
- 10:47Speaker 1: Hi, you're on the air. Go ahead.
- 10:49Speaker 5: Hi.
- 10:49Speaker 7: Yes, So my ex boyfriend.
- 10:54Speaker 10: He left his phone in his apartment and I had
- 10:55Speaker 10: a key, so I went in obviously, and I went
- 10:58Speaker 10: through his phone and he was sea cheating.
- 11:01Speaker 7: So I took a pair of scissors and all the
- 11:03Speaker 7: clothes that I'd bought him.
- 11:05Speaker 9: I mean we're talking from like Express Joching Cabana, like
- 11:09Speaker 9: a lot of clothes, very expensive. I just flit a
- 11:12Speaker 9: hole in every piece of his clothing.
- 11:14Speaker 6: I didn't chop it all up.
- 11:16Speaker 9: He could still wear it.
- 11:16Speaker 12: He just has a hole in every single sleep, every
- 11:19Speaker 12: single pant leg.
- 11:20Speaker 6: And then I took all of her shit and threw
- 11:21Speaker 6: it in the toilet.
- 11:22Speaker 1: But no, cussy, Josh, you got a revenge story.
- 11:28Speaker 7: Absolutely what happened. I used I used to work for
- 11:31Speaker 7: Disney World, and of course there was a lot of
- 11:34Speaker 7: drama down there, and so to teach some lesson, I
- 11:37Speaker 7: knew I had two days off, but I also had
- 11:40Speaker 7: an interview with the managers about having a promotion. So
- 11:44Speaker 7: I told one of my buddies. I was like, Hey,
- 11:47Speaker 7: I'm actually getting fired and I don't know what I
- 11:50Speaker 7: did wrong. And so literally a rumor spread that I
- 11:52Speaker 7: was in trouble. Was I was actually fired. And then
- 11:57Speaker 7: I was off for two days and I came back
- 11:59Speaker 7: and everyone was like, wait, what are you doing here?
- 12:00Speaker 7: And I'm like, what are you talking about? And I
- 12:02Speaker 7: guess it's spread out through the entire workplace that I
- 12:06Speaker 7: was in.
- 12:06Speaker 1: Fire.
- 12:07Speaker 7: I was fired. I like I did some terrible and
- 12:10Speaker 7: then even the manager he came walking up and he
- 12:12Speaker 7: was like, hey, dude, next time, just tell me, I'll
- 12:14Speaker 7: play with it. So all those people who were talking
- 12:18Speaker 7: and making crazing drama, yeah, they stopped talking after that.
- 12:22Speaker 6: So it's kind of like, hey, guys, just got fired.
- 12:30Speaker 1: I thought he was taking two days off. John, Yeah,
- 12:41Speaker 1: I got your chance.
- 12:42Speaker 8: Go ahead, Yeah, all right, one more time.
- 12:51Speaker 13: Definitely, can hear me?
- 12:52Speaker 1: Right, go ahead?
- 12:53Speaker 13: Okay, So it's not me, it's my mother. So what
- 12:56Speaker 13: this is going back thirty plus years. So she was
- 12:59Speaker 13: a nice nurse doing overnights. So she's working. The er
- 13:03Speaker 13: guy comes in with a trench coat, wants to talk
- 13:05Speaker 13: to only as doctors. All was like that busy, you
- 13:08Speaker 13: got to give me the info. Anyway, long story, short
- 13:11Speaker 13: guy was out carousing and his wife came home passed
- 13:13Speaker 13: out on the bed, smelling of perfume and lipstick. So
- 13:17Speaker 13: the wife tickled him away, shall we say, uh huh
- 13:22Speaker 13: took four took four tubes of crazy glue and glued
- 13:25Speaker 13: his hands to it.
- 13:26Speaker 1: Oh why that's terrible.
- 13:31Speaker 5: Wow.
- 13:32Speaker 13: So it long story showed, it never went down, it
- 13:36Speaker 13: swelled up. So he comes in and basically it took
- 13:39Speaker 13: him on an an hour or so to get this
- 13:41Speaker 13: thing taking care of. Part of it involved the scoufel
- 13:44Speaker 13: and a bunch.
- 13:44Speaker 5: Of other things. Had to take an ambulance right because
- 13:47Speaker 5: his hands were occupied.
- 13:50Speaker 13: I know what I had never found out. You know,
- 13:52Speaker 13: I never even asked that question. How he got to
- 13:54Speaker 13: the hospital. I don't know if he walked or what.
- 13:56Speaker 13: But anyway, that was uh, he.
- 13:59Speaker 5: Seems like ging relea strolled to the emergency room.
- 14:02Speaker 1: That's a good one, John.
- 14:04Speaker 8: You know what I have.
- 14:04Speaker 13: No, it's funny you say that. I never even thought
- 14:07Speaker 13: of asking her the question because usually you start laughing.
- 14:09Speaker 13: And then she goes into all the other nurse stories
- 14:10Speaker 13: that she has. I was telling the girls who answered
- 14:14Speaker 13: the phone in New York. It was nurses' day, so
- 14:17Speaker 13: she wouldn't call up to give that story. So I
- 14:19Speaker 13: called the radio station and told it that, and then
- 14:22Speaker 13: she finally got on the radio. They kept her on
- 14:24Speaker 13: for forty five minutes with all the stories she had.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Wow.
- 14:28Speaker 13: Yeah, but that that was the best one. That to me,
- 14:30Speaker 13: it is that's revenge.
- 14:33Speaker 1: That's a revenge one man. Thank you, John, thanks for listening. Man. Cheers, cheers.
- 14:40Speaker 1: That's good.
- 14:41Speaker 6: If you got any more, choose the text text JJR
- 14:43Speaker 6: on whatever your revenge story is.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Uh. There's a there's a teacher. I really want to
- 14:47Speaker 1: get this today.
- 14:47Speaker 6: There's a teacher that's going viral because I love when
- 14:50Speaker 6: teachers do creative things, don't you guys.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've never heard of this before.
- 14:54Speaker 6: I thought I heard it all, and I think this
- 14:56Speaker 6: teacher is a genius. She's going viral for creating in
- 15:01Speaker 6: her classroom a fart corner.
- 15:05Speaker 5: Ah. We need to have one of those here in
- 15:07Speaker 5: the studio. Infect we do. Literally, we have one. It's
- 15:10Speaker 5: right around John Jay.
- 15:11Speaker 10: I saw this video yesterday and I texted Kyle. I
- 15:13Speaker 10: was like, we have to make this for Josh Day.
- 15:16Speaker 10: And so now I'm up because now it's not gonna
- 15:19Speaker 10: be as.
- 15:19Speaker 5: Fun when we were unveil your part corner.
- 15:22Speaker 6: It has millions of views. The teacher shows off the
- 15:24Speaker 6: classrooms fart corner. She says, if you need to fart,
- 15:26Speaker 6: simply come over here, fart, take ten seconds, spray and
- 15:28Speaker 6: go sit down.
- 15:29Speaker 1: Nobody cares here. Here is her video.
- 15:32Speaker 14: When I was young, yes, it was absolutely embarrassing so
- 15:36Speaker 14: far in front of others, we would clinch our booty
- 15:39Speaker 14: key and our stomachs would be totally totally hurty. But
- 15:43Speaker 14: these kids are totally different. I noticed a huge change
- 15:47Speaker 14: in the last three years. They literally hies their booties
- 15:51Speaker 14: up and fart. There is absolutely zero change. That is
- 15:55Speaker 14: why we created the park work. But I securifie and
- 15:59Speaker 14: we added good.
- 16:00Speaker 5: Gas station the gas station the gas station.
- 16:03Speaker 14: Now aka the part Corner genius.
- 16:08Speaker 1: I wish I was in her class.
- 16:09Speaker 10: I love that the kids embraced it though, because I
- 16:12Speaker 10: feel like that's open game for kids and be like, Aha,
- 16:15Speaker 10: your fart egg right, And like in another one of
- 16:18Speaker 10: her videos that she posted, when she's telling the kids
- 16:20Speaker 10: about the fart corner, she's like, just get up, do
- 16:24Speaker 10: your business, and sit back down because obviously the tuting
- 16:27Speaker 10: is causing a distraction in her class, right,