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Mic Drop Comedy Plano _ Comedian Kali Scott(MP3_320K) · Mic Drop Comedy

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Speaker 1: Hi, everyone.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to week two of Mic Drop Comedy's podcast, The
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Speaker 2: Plano Edition.
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Speaker 1: I'm Camille Waters, your host. And this week, I brought
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Speaker 1: you my friend, Callie Scott.
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Speaker 3: Hi.
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Speaker 1: Normally, these podcasts will be separate, but she won't stay
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Speaker 1: away from me.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I basically will go to her house with her.
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Speaker 2: Yes, but I have a two-bedroom, so that's fine. Well,
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Speaker 2: we'll start off with some get-to-know-you questions. Callie, what can
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Speaker 2: you tell us about yourself?
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Speaker 3: Oh, to get to know me, I am a multi-hyphenate person,
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Speaker 3: and I love my family.
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Speaker 1: Oh, now let's get to the deep stuff. No, I'm
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Speaker 1: just kidding. I'm just kidding.
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Speaker 2: What would you say besides comedy is like one of
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Speaker 2: your favorite hobbies?
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Speaker 1: Oh, wow. Like non-entertainment stuff?
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Speaker 2: Non-professional entertainment stuff. Like amateur entertainment, like karaoke, things like that.
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Speaker 1: That's yourself. She just found a way to plug the
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Speaker 1: fact that she loves karaoke. That's crazy. And she loves
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Speaker 1: doing it with me. So acting like I don't. I
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Speaker 1: do not. Oh, I recently learned that I like bowling.
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Speaker 1: I'm changing up the way that I bowl now.
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Speaker 3: Instead of going like this, like a kid, I do
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Speaker 3: the ugh, like the boy.
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Speaker 1: Put a little spin on it? Yes!
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Speaker 2: Put a little spin on that thing.
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Speaker 1: Don't ask me on no date to go bowling because
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Speaker 1: I'm playing win. Right. You're not playing win. It's not
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Speaker 1: going to be no cute like, oh my gosh, you.
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Speaker 2: Let me win.
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Speaker 1: Me neither.
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Speaker 3: And I'm going to do Unlimited Ballin' because I'm trying
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Speaker 3: to whoop you again and again.
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Speaker 1: She got the eye of the tiger, and that's what
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Speaker 1: I love about my girl. She's got the eye of
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Speaker 1: the tiger, got the.
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Speaker 3: Which y'all need to know is that when Camille starts singing,
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Speaker 3: she's serious.
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Speaker 1: I know. I'm so serious. What else could you say about.
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Speaker 2: I feel like you have a lot of, like, non-entertainment talents.
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Speaker 3: Do you think so?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I feel like my brain is just always on, like,
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Speaker 1: entertainment stuff. I serve at my church with hospitality. I
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Speaker 1: do help out with that.
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Speaker 3: I'm trying to, like, think, like, man, what do I
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Speaker 3: really get into? I like to skate. I like to skate.
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Speaker 3: I don't really get a lot of opportunity to, but
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Speaker 3: I do like to roller skate. Also, like, to... I
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Speaker 3: like to read. I do when I get the opportunity to.
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Speaker 1: Read a little bit. What's your favorite genre of novel?
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Speaker 1: I know yours is. Don't tell them. Don't tell them.
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Speaker 2: I'm really into self-help books, but also, but also, I
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Speaker 2: like to look at a little sci-fi. Yeah, a little sci-fi. Oh,
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Speaker 2: speaking of sci-fi, what type of shows.
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Speaker 1: Do you like? I.
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Speaker 3: Love a zombie show. I love a medical show. A
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Speaker 3: first responder show. 9-1-1, 9-1-1, the rookie. I like all
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Speaker 3: of the medical, Grace Anatomy.
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Speaker 1: Basically, I'm a CNA.
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Speaker 2: I would say a doctor, but I didn't go through
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Speaker 2: my residency program yet. But basically, if anything went down
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Speaker 2: right now, she just started choking, I could put a
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Speaker 2: trachea in her throat with a straw and a spoon.
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Speaker 1: I got it. I'm certified.
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Speaker 3: I watch enough medical dramas that I could do some things.
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Speaker 1: Don't let nothing go down. I'm a responder.
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Speaker 3: Maybe not the first because I'm scary, but the second responder.
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Speaker 2: Now, you a guest on my show, so I'm going
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Speaker 2: to let you have that. Today, as a guest, as
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Speaker 2: guest rules, I'm going to let you have CMA. I've
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Speaker 2: watched 23 seasons of Grey's Anatomy. If you don't think
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Speaker 2: that I've pulled up and got some kind of medical knowledge,
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Speaker 2: I for sure know more than.
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Speaker 1: The average Joe. I'll give you that. I'll give you that.
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Speaker 1: And the thing is, because you're not average. Because you're
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Speaker 1: that girl. You need something?
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Speaker 2: Right. How's your veins? Don't touch my veins. We've gone
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Speaker 2: too far. Stay away from my veins, please.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. The medical knowledge is a.
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Speaker 2: Move yourself in my veins, Ashley. This is why this
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Speaker 2: podcast is normally in separate spaces. She needs to be
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Speaker 2: at her house because she's touching.
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Speaker 1: Veins and we're not. I just want you to know
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Speaker 1: you're in good hands. Okay. As a gracious host, I'll
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Speaker 1: accept that. Yeah. I'll accept that as well. You got
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Speaker 1: a mercy kick in here? I do. Well, I know
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Speaker 1: how to use it. Okay. All the things. I know
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Speaker 1: the words.
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Speaker 3: Gauze.
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Speaker 1: Ace bandage. I know the words. Gauze. Ace bandage. I
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Speaker 1: don't even think ace bandage is the medical term.
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's a medical term for an ace bandage.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Don't embarrass me in front of my friends. You're right.
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Speaker 3: You're right.
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Speaker 1: Ace bandage, right in the book. Just on the thing. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: On the label. I think that's a civilian term.
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Speaker 2: I don't think doctors are walking around saying, nurse, give
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Speaker 2: me three cc's of an ace bandage.
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Speaker 1: First of all, that's not where you get your cc's at.
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Speaker 1: Let me get three cc's of an ace bandage. Dr.
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Speaker 2: Cal.
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Speaker 1: You know what, Croner? I would, you'd be in my
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Speaker 1: hospital and I'd save you. I'd listen to your ventricles.
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Speaker 1: And your bronchioles. Ventricles. And I'd be listening.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: It's crackling in your ventricles.
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Speaker 2: Yes, and.
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Speaker 1: You know what?
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Speaker 2: I'm going to just yes, and your whole triage.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I trust it. I trust it. I could
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Speaker 1: just split. I've seen you do some pretty fantastic things.
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Speaker 1: So I am. I'm full of so much random knowledge.
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Speaker 1: That is true. That's 100% true. That's 100% true. Oh,
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Speaker 1: and I love the ocean.
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Speaker 2: You are.
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Speaker 1: Need to know that. Wow.
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Speaker 2: It took us longer than I thought to get to
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Speaker 2: the ocean. That should have been number one. It's raining,
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Speaker 2: so I didn't even think about the ocean. It's basically
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Speaker 2: the ocean's outside right now. It's LA.
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Speaker 1: The whole city is flooded. Right. Hence, we doing a
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Speaker 1: podcast in the house with each other.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: The whole city. You could swim.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I had to swim to drive my daughter to school.
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Speaker 1: I almost swam to get here. You were like, where
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Speaker 1: are you? I was like, girl, in the boat. Me
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Speaker 1: and Noah trying to make our way right now. Waving
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Speaker 1: at the dock of the bay. So I know some
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Speaker 1: of those words. I know some of those words. So ocean.
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Speaker 1: So we like the ocean. Yeah, I love marine life.
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Speaker 1: If you could be one sea creature, what would you be?
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Speaker 1: One of them. Just one? Part of their world. I
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Speaker 1: would be a seahorse.
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Speaker 2: A male seahorse or a female seahorse?
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Speaker 1: A lady seahorse. Yes. And then because she don't have
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Speaker 1: the baby? Yeah. And that is what we call... Equality. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: She's literally like... She turns into a baby daddy. She's like,
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Speaker 1: you hold these babies. I'm going back outside. And I
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Speaker 1: love that for her. Period seahorse mama.
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Speaker 3: I went to the aquarium when we were doing a
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Speaker 3: comedy camp in Phoenix.
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Speaker 2: And.
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Speaker 1: How much fun was that? I... Had a ball.
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Speaker 3: The only problem was that they didn't have any seahorses
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Speaker 3: on display. And they didn't have any in the back
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Speaker 3: because I talked to somebody and I was going to
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Speaker 3: get like a special tour if they had them.
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Speaker 1: But you thought they had them in stock. In the
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Speaker 1: back when they signed on. Sometimes not all the animals
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Speaker 1: are on the display. So sometimes they have them like
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Speaker 1: in the triage. For real?
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: See? You know a lot of them.
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Speaker 2: This girl.
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Speaker 1: Full of surprises.
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Speaker 2: I didn't even know you could ask to see separate animals.
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Speaker 2: These aren't the animals that I want. I want the
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Speaker 2: animals in the back. I want the secret menu animals.
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Speaker 1: Listen, I love a VIP experience. You never know what
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Speaker 1: you can have until you ask.
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Speaker 2: You never know what you can have until you ask.
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Speaker 1: Holy scots. But they were off-site. They were off-site and
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Speaker 1: they weren't there.
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Speaker 3: But I did get to sit down with a marine
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Speaker 3: biologist and we got to talk about the life cycle
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Speaker 3: of seahorses and how they keep them when they are
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Speaker 3: on site and how they pick what kind of species
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Speaker 3: they like and the different ones they've had at that facility.
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Speaker 1: Also, I could raise a seahorse. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Sure.
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Speaker 1: Raise a seahorse?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I feel like they seem to... Do that on their own. Like,
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Speaker 2: I don't think they, do they need like a bomb
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Speaker 2: or something like that?
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Speaker 1: They are very delicate. The ecosystem has to be like perfect. Oh,
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Speaker 1: you could house a seahorse. What do you mean? You
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Speaker 1: raise a dog? Okay. Dogs raise themselves. You don't need
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Speaker 1: to raise a dog. You gotta feed your seahorses. I
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Speaker 1: got it.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 1: Make sure the tip is good. The selenium is right
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Speaker 1: in the water. Selenium. See, you smart.
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Speaker 2: Don't tell nobody I'm smart. No, I said, we telling America. America,
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Speaker 2: this a smart cookie right here.
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Speaker 3: Oh, my grandma used to call me a smart cookie.
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Speaker 1: That's how she was.
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Speaker 2: That's how she love you real bad. But yeah, you
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Speaker 2: smart with your little secret backdoor aquariums and little secret
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Speaker 2: menu aquariums.
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Speaker 1: Let me get a backstage pass to the fish.
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Speaker 2: Let me get a backstage pass to the fish.
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Speaker 1: And they got them back there. I did not know. Okay.
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Speaker 2: We are going to try not to overreact this up.
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Speaker 1: Because we got to go on to the next section.
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Speaker 1: We're locked in. Carlos, do we take a break or
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Speaker 1: we just.
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Speaker 1: You just go ahead.
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Speaker 3: Just go right into the questions and then I'll set
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Speaker 3: up the scoreboard.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Is this the good to know part? Yeah. This
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Speaker 1: is the good to know part. Okay. Let's see. And display.
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Speaker 1: There you go. All right.
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Speaker 2: This is pop quiz time. Bet you didn't know there
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Speaker 2: was a pop quiz. Good to know. Good to know.
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Speaker 1: You bet you didn't know there was a pop quiz.
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Speaker 1: You didn't say any of this. And we're keeping score.
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Speaker 1: It sounds like it's not a pop quiz. I bet
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Speaker 1: you didn't know there was a pop quiz. I bet
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Speaker 1: you didn't know there was a pop quiz. There's a quiz.
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Speaker 1: I bet you.
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Speaker 2: Didn't know there was a pop quiz.
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Speaker 1: You're basically a little jingle. You're like a... Oh, back
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Speaker 1: in the day when they had the jingle ladies?
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Speaker 2: I would have killed it.
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Speaker 1: Talk about paid. Talk about paid in the shade. I
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Speaker 1: would have been... Living life. But anyway, I digress. But
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Speaker 1: they're bringing them back. You see that? I did. That Pepsi.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: It's good and nice.
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Speaker 1: We could be on a yacht right now with the podcast.
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Speaker 1: You're right.
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Speaker 2: Right after this, I'm going to go write some 10
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Speaker 2: jingles a day.
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Until I make two million. Please. It's going
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Speaker 1: to get weird. Okay. Bet you didn't know there was
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Speaker 1: a pop quiz. Let's do it. All right, question number one.
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Speaker 1: What's the fourth number in pi?
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Speaker 3: Six.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: It's one. Five. Okay. I'll accept it. I'll accept it.
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Speaker 2: Okay question number two how many ounces in a pound
12:21
Speaker 2: how many ounces in a pound.
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Speaker 4: Uh 12 oh close 16 that's not close 16 is
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Speaker 4: close to 12 it's not what you said like 42
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Speaker 4: if somebody owes you 16 and they give you 12.
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Speaker 1: I was trying to help you feel better about your
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Speaker 1: wrong answer. But sure. But sure. Walk me down, girl.
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Speaker 1: Walk me down. Number three.
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Speaker 2: Name three artists that have performed at the Super Bowl. Ooh.
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Speaker 1: Bad Bunny. Oh, ooh. Please be a baby to rap.
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Speaker 1: We know Mars. Beyonce and them. You know what? You
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Speaker 1: did that. That was a good question. That was a
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Speaker 1: good job. I would have also accepted Usher. I loved
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Speaker 1: Usher's Super Bowl performance. That was my favorite one of recently.
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Speaker 2: He had a bedazzled jacket on with a chest built
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Speaker 2: into the jacket.
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Speaker 3: I would just like for us to admit that the
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Speaker 3: Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson fiasco was planned because how
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Speaker 3: did she just happen to have on a sparkly bedazzled
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Speaker 3: on her nipple.
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Speaker 1: Right, that's not an everyday nipple situation. That was a
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Speaker 1: specific nipple. And if it is her everyday nipple, I'm
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Speaker 1: not living right.
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Speaker 2: But also, she is Janet Jackson, so that could be
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Speaker 2: an everyday nipple for Janet Jackson.
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Speaker 1: That's an everyday nipple cinch for Janet. That's so much money.
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Speaker 1: Miss Jackson, if you're nasty, that might be an everyday nipple.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to hold you. That could be a just...
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Speaker 1: She was like, lucky I had my good nipple on today.
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Speaker 2: That's America's song.
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Speaker 1: Lucky I had the good one on today. All right.
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Speaker 1: Question number four. Who is on the $ 2 bill? Andrew Jackson. Oof.
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Speaker 1: Confident and wrong. Dang.
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Speaker 2: Dang.
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Speaker 1: Wrong. I like Dwight Sennett, though. I like Dwight Sennett.
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Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln. No. Hey, who is next? Andrew Jackson. Who
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Speaker 1: is next? Thomas Jefferson.
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Speaker 2: Confidence gets you a lot of places in life it's
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Speaker 2: not going to let you win this though it's not
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Speaker 2: going to.
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Speaker 1: Get you here but it'll get you somewhere it'll get
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Speaker 1: you far girl it'll get you far What instrument does
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Speaker 1: Animal play from the Muppets?
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Speaker 3: The drums!
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Speaker 1: Gosh! I love Animals.
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Speaker 4: The drums! The drums!
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Speaker 1: That was almost like I wrote that question.
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Speaker 3: I love Animals so bad.
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Speaker 1: The drums! I'm going to order an Animal to start
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Speaker 1: commands on it. The drums! He's so cool. He is cool.
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Speaker 1: And I've always wanted to play the drums, so I'm
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Speaker 1: a little jealous.
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Speaker 3: He does, like, a whole entire, like, episode where he does, like,
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Speaker 3: he does wipe out, like, the.
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Speaker 2: And he's playing the drums, and I'll be honest with you,
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Speaker 2: I don't think there's that much drums in the song.
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Speaker 1: But he's doing it, and I love it. Okay. Well,
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Speaker 1: new love unlocked. We love it.
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Speaker 4: I'm full of random facts.
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Speaker 1: Random facts. Love you all! You was ready for this part, please, Lowkey.
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Speaker 1: All right. Where is the Mona Lisa located? You got
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Speaker 1: to name the museum. And this is right up your alley.
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Speaker 1: It's in the Louvre in Paris. Paris? Girl, you smart.
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Speaker 1: That girl good. That girl good. She's smart and beautiful.
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Speaker 1: That girl good.
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Speaker 2: She got backstage passes to the aquarium. What can you
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Speaker 2: not do with Callie Scott? And let me tell you
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Speaker 2: not too much. You can't do not too much with
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Speaker 2: her because that girl good.
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Speaker 1: The Louvre in Paris, you said it right, too, because
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Speaker 1: it's spelled funny. Oh, I've never read it. That's why.
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Speaker 1: I've never read it. You're so funny. You should be
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Speaker 1: a comic. You should do comedy, girl. You should do it.
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Speaker 1: All right, question number seven. Who invented the telephone? Oh, damn.
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Speaker 1: I feel like I want to say....
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Speaker 3: That it was Thomas Jefferson, but I feel like it's not.
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Speaker 1: Thomas Jefferson is the light bulb. Thomas Edison? No, that's
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Speaker 1: the power guy. That's electricity. Thomas be doing stuff.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 1: Thomas be getting stuff done. Good magic.
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Speaker 2: Keep naming old white maiden names because we're going to
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Speaker 2: get there.
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Speaker 1: Is it someone who I named before? No, because you
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Speaker 1: just gave me two Thomases. Dang. I said Andrew earlier.
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Speaker 1: What did you say? I said Andrew Jackson for the... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No,
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Speaker 1: it's not Andrew Jackson. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Um.
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Speaker 1: Somebody Carver. John Washington Carver? No, that's Peanuts. At this point,
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Speaker 1: I'm not a scientist.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: That's fine.
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Speaker 2: You already named a good amount of them and I'm
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Speaker 2: proud of you.
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Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: But I still got this one. If this was an
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Speaker 2: emotional support pop quiz, I would win. All of my
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Speaker 2: pop quizzes.
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Speaker 1: Got a little layer of emotional support. They always gonna
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Speaker 1: have a little bit. Don't feel too bad. Because pop quizzes...
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Speaker 1: I would have did good if you had on one
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Speaker 1: of your teachery sweaters, you know?
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Speaker 3: This is a pretty teacher sweater. Yeah, but you usually
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Speaker 3: got the fun ones on. It got, like, hearts and, like,
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Speaker 3: teddy bears and kiwis.
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Speaker 1: Well, so did for next time. I don't got no
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Speaker 1: kiwi sweater. You need one.
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Speaker 2: Fair. All right. What is the name of Dave Chappelle's
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Speaker 2: first comedy special? Oh, no.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no. You said to turn my comedy brain off.
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Speaker 2: I was trying to be a regular person.
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Speaker 1: It's not raw. It's uncensored.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Killing them softly. Oh, I did know that.
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Speaker 1: I feel like you knew it. I feel like you
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Speaker 1: knew it.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 1: Here's another one. What's the capital of Louisiana? Thickness.
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Speaker 2: Nobody else thought that.
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Speaker 1: Thickness.
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Speaker 2: Thickness.
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Speaker 1: Oh, Lord. Gobble. Okay. Now, before we get canceled, the
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Speaker 1: answer's Bat Rouge.
18:51
Speaker 2: Before you get us put up for the second and
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Speaker 2: last episode of this podcast, the answer's Bat Rude.
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Speaker 1: My Lord.
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Speaker 2: Well, who would ask their best friend to do something professional?
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Speaker 2: Bet you didn't know there was a pop quiz. Bet
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Speaker 2: you didn't know there was a pop quiz.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 1: Last question. Oh, it's... It's a Final Jeopardy question, too,
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Speaker 1: as well. So you can wager your points. And the
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Speaker 1: category is technology. I'm a tech bae. Okay. Do I
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Speaker 1: need to say that, or can you just keep yourself
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Speaker 1: in here? I can keep myself in here. Yeah, yeah. No,
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Speaker 1: it's all good.
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Speaker 2: It's all good.
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Speaker 1: Okay, good. Final Jeopardy question. How much do you want
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Speaker 1: to wager? Right now, you've got three points. Give me
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Speaker 1: all three. You want to wager all three? Yeah. Go
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Speaker 1: big or go home. Go big or go to Camille's house.
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Speaker 1: Go big or go to Camille's house.
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Speaker 4: All right.
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Speaker 1: What number of iPhone did Apple skip? Oh, snap. How
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Speaker 1: annoying is this? You're waging all your points. You're waging
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Speaker 1: all your points. You've got a point to spare. You're
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Speaker 1: about to end up with a goose egg. Oof, oof, oof, oof, oof. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I don't think it was any of the teens.
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Speaker 2: Um.
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Speaker 1: Yes, deductive reasoning. Work backwards, baby girl! Um... Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: clarifying question. Does iPhone count as a number? Huh? Like,
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Speaker 1: is iPhone, like, is that, like, number one? And then, like,
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Speaker 1: iPhone 2 is, like, you know what I mean? You're
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Speaker 1: making it harder than you think. Just pick a number, man.
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Speaker 2: Oh, man.
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay. Uh.
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Speaker 3: I want to say that they skipped.
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Speaker 1: It's two numbers. I like how much I read.
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Speaker 3: I want to say five or seven.
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Speaker 2: You don't watch Jeopardy.
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Speaker 1: You don't watch Jeopardy.
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Speaker 4: They say, is.
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Speaker 1: That your final answer? And I answer. Is that your
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Speaker 1: final answer? Is in who wants to be a millionaire?
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Speaker 1: I don't know, but I didn't get asked. Is that
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Speaker 1: your final answer? No. Okay, so what's your final answer? Nine. Damn,
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Speaker 1: that's the right answer.
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Speaker 2: Well we look tied up girl tiebreaker we gonna fight
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Speaker 2: to the death like Hunger Games oh no wait how
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Speaker 2: did you get points every time you.
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Speaker 1: Got a wrong I got a point I.
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Speaker 3: Was trying to kiss myself The house always wins, baby.
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Speaker 1: The house always wins, baby girl. You know that? That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: You've been to a casino. The house gonna get theirs.
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Speaker 1: The house gonna get theirs. You know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: The house gonna get theirs. I don't like it.
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Speaker 2: Well, we got to go. So let's get to the
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Speaker 2: got to go part. Is there anything that you want
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Speaker 2: to promote?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
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Speaker 3: I will be teaching at Mic Drop Comedy Camp Plano.
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Speaker 1: Plano? Plano. Well, plan on seeing me. Plan on Plano.
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Speaker 1: Let's put a plan on Plano today.
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Speaker 3: I'll be teaching social media and also an extra course.
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Speaker 3: Y'all come out and I will give you the goods.
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Speaker 1: Wait. Wait. Whoa. She will give you a good lesson
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Speaker 1: on social media. Nasty. Y'all being nasty. That's not what
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Speaker 1: we talk about. She will give you good education. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Teach you how to be social media sensation because she's sensational.
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Speaker 1: Sensational. How do I get to you, girl? That's not
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Speaker 1: on Vita at all. Do, do, do, do, do. But
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Speaker 1: that is the end. Anything else you want to put on?
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Speaker 1: Any closer shows? Because that's May 2nd and 3rd. Any
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Speaker 1: closer shows? Because it's going up this week. No, my schedule.
23:41
Speaker 1: Check my website.
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Speaker 2: Or my.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, give me your handle, your website, anything.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Kelly Scott. You can find me on all
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Speaker 3: of the social media platforms at... like Callie Scott because,
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Speaker 3: you know, you like me, right?
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Speaker 1: Who wouldn't?
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Speaker 3: And in my bio, there's my link to all of
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Speaker 3: my current events and ways that you can support me,
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Speaker 3: my Patreon, and just all my content.
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Speaker 1: You have some more podcasts coming out soon. Yeah, I do.
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Speaker 1: It's a lot of stuff. Lots of stuff.
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Speaker 2: Lots of real fun stuff. Thank you for coming. I
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Speaker 2: am Camille Waters. You can find me at Camille Waters
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Speaker 2: Comedy on Instagram. And you can find me at Mike Jobs.
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Speaker 2: And you can find me back here next week.
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Speaker 1: And we're going to have a good time. I'm going
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Speaker 1: to have another guest. I'm going to give another pop quiz.
24:29
Speaker 1: You're going to have another guest?
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Speaker 2: I'm probably going to sing another song. Don't worry about
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Speaker 2: this one. This one's done. This one's done. She's lovely,
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Speaker 2: but she's gone. She's an illusion. She's an enigma. She's
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Speaker 2: a dream at this point. But have a good day.
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Speaker 1: I know you got an arm in your TBR.