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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Reasons Affairs Bad Idea · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's a deal. You can show you a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six edition. Remember that.
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  Speaker 2: If you were going to be in the man Lay Bay,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be there with the AKA Sorority. I'll be there
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  Speaker 2: performing for them, along with Ali Sadik and Buddy Lewis. Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be at the Rivers Casino in Philadelphia. And then
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  Speaker 2: Friday and Saturday, of course I will be with by
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  Speaker 2: frid brother Nate Jackson at Nate Jackson's Super Funny Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 1: It can have a better super Funny Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 2: I guess he was running out of marketing ideas. By
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  Speaker 2: definition is supposed to be funny, right and so amazing
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  Speaker 2: take super funny extra Yeah, yeah, hella funny was all going.
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  Speaker 2: We're here with of course Sanders uh As Juniors and
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  Speaker 2: Skip and together, Skip and and Tiffany are the Planos,
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  Speaker 2: the Cheathams of the Plano. So, Tiffany, when you moved
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  Speaker 2: to do they have do they have many black people
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  Speaker 2: in Plano?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: When we decided to was a Plano, I cried why
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  Speaker 3: because I was giving up my doubts. No he didn't
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  Speaker 3: cry long though, No I did not. You cried Plano
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  Speaker 3: has more diversity.
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  Speaker 2: Than they're not black people in the Indian Yeah, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, Like I said, And Plano is really
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  Speaker 1: big or not.
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  Speaker 4: So you know, if you look at the whole city, there's.
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  Speaker 1: A lot, is that Martin, Luther King and Plano? I
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  Speaker 1: don't think so, I'm asking. I don't know, I've ever
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  Speaker 1: been there.
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  Speaker 2: No, there's no, there's no mar When you say diversity,
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  Speaker 2: you means you and skip right.
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  Speaker 1: That's no, like you know, oh wait, black and brown people.
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  Speaker 3: Know?
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  Speaker 2: So how many black people do you say, would you
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  Speaker 2: say living in the Native in the in the inn,
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  Speaker 2: the Cheatam perimeter, like in the in the Oh there
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  Speaker 2: you go. I don't count them, Sure you did forty white?
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  Speaker 1: Of course you count the court. You when you go
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  Speaker 1: to Walmart? How many did you see?
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  Speaker 2: I mean in our division, it's very there's us I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean world Market. See Junie's he called it the subdivision.
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  Speaker 1: We don't call it that. We don't call it. What's
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  Speaker 1: the you know what whole Foods?
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  Speaker 3: You guys, A lot of things happened in the world
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  Speaker 3: over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Should we switch that?
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  Speaker 2: I know, I know, but our world is different than yours.
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  Speaker 2: We want to see how the other hand, lives that depressing.
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  Speaker 2: Let's talk about some fun stuff. All I know is
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  Speaker 2: is like it's like jam could Jasmine was shocked that
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  Speaker 2: her neighborh was going to vote with Spencer, pretty like,
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe the neighbors the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, but this is funny.
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  Speaker 3: When when it was time to vote for Biden and
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  Speaker 3: Harris the first time around, well the first time, and
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  Speaker 3: I had a sign in the yard, I had a
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  Speaker 3: note in my mailbox.
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  Speaker 1: No political signs.
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  Speaker 3: Well it was more like, you know, you really need
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  Speaker 3: to think it through, Like it was a handwritten note wo,
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  Speaker 3: which I was like, are you.
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  Speaker 1: Was it was? It? Was it on a was it
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  Speaker 1: on a Was it written on a white sheet? A
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  Speaker 1: white hanky? Yeah? That's some dark Yeah. The next one
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  Speaker 1: is gonna be the full set. Baby. I have a
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  Speaker 1: way around it.
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  Speaker 3: Now. When I put all my Democratic signs in the yard,
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  Speaker 3: I circle them with a little tiny American flag. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: And nobody has ever said anything.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, you can't do that exactly. You know, uh, jedmy,
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  Speaker 2: do you heard what Bill Martins talking about it?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Said he might you know, he might not vote Democrat.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't it doesn't it say something that the more terrible
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  Speaker 2: white people are old white people respond to it. I
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  Speaker 2: think we all are growing into what we would be. Like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm an older black man, I'm going to see things
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  Speaker 2: from a certain perspective.
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  Speaker 1: He's an older white man.
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  Speaker 2: But what I would say about older white man, you
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  Speaker 2: can't be cruel enough to be discounting.
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  Speaker 1: He's seen all the things that happened, but it ain't
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  Speaker 1: so cruel that he goes so he's not going to
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  Speaker 1: vote at all?
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  Speaker 3: Well, he said no, he's thinking think so for jd Vance.
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  Speaker 4: That's you know, he just got that award from UH
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  Speaker 4: from Trum from Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think he started changing when he gave what a
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  Speaker 3: million dollars to Obama and I think he was like,
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  Speaker 3: didn't invite him to the White House.
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  Speaker 2: I think he started to saying when he couldn't say.
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  Speaker 2: I think that's if you're thinking about stepping on your
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  Speaker 2: spouse before you do. Jazz give us five reasons why
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  Speaker 2: an affair is a bad idea by doctor Karen Finn.
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  Speaker 4: Number five discovery of your affair could lead to divorce.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and so could not leave the to seat up
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  Speaker 1: to do that too.
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  Speaker 4: Number four of the top five reasons whine affair is
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  Speaker 4: a bad idea. You know your children will be heard
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but if they've grown you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you heard our care get heard from outside
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  Speaker 1: the house. I'm just saying you.
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  Speaker 4: Never Three of the top five reasons whine affair is
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  Speaker 4: a bad idea. Your spouse will trust issues, maybe for
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  Speaker 4: the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 1: And your girlfriend might happen too. I'm just saying you can't.
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  Speaker 4: You know what you get the top five reasons why
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  Speaker 4: affair is a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: It could be illegal some.
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  Speaker 4: States and countries. Cheating will get you, you know, some
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  Speaker 4: jail time or loss of a hand or something.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: But cheating can make you. But cheating can make you
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  Speaker 2: either the governor, the future governor of Texas or the
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  Speaker 2: president Republican nominated for president.
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  Speaker 1: I want to don't love Jesus is.
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  Speaker 4: A bad idea. Oh, you're increasing your chances of getting
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  Speaker 4: an S T D.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and we ain't talking about the motor oil. We
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  Speaker 1: don't mean that. We don't want that. Yeah, they'll fix
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  Speaker 1: your pee.
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  Speaker 3: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Is that we got one more Sanders? That's it. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to keep going. I know you did not
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  Speaker 2: nothing get behind. I means it not today, Satan, not today.
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  Speaker 1: It is the DL.
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  Speaker 2: You will show you a twenty twenty sixth edition of
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  Speaker 2: In case you're going to be in uh Mandalay Bay
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  Speaker 2: and Bays. I'll be there this uh this Wednesday, along
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  Speaker 2: with Ali and Buddy Lewis.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to be performing for the Boulet for the Akas.
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  Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden I had got to leave
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  Speaker 2: and fly out to the River's Casino and and of
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  Speaker 2: course Philadelphia, and then Friday and Saturday I'll be in
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  Speaker 2: to come and watching that Nate Super Funny comedy club
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  Speaker 2: after Trick Daddy did the akas. Im I'm sure it's
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  Speaker 2: wide open for me. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Your bar is pretty low colony. Yeah, man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: wearing no pants. I ain't gonna speak here for just careful,
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  Speaker 1: I won't do it. JAF. What'd you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Well? I see that Darling Graham is going to be
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  Speaker 4: running for the full Senate term after being appointed to
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  Speaker 4: Lindsey Graham seat. She want to go for the whole ride.
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  Speaker 1: Now her house was bucking bucking Trump already.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey man, you know what if you're
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  Speaker 2: the son of a gay dude. I mean, the sister
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  Speaker 2: of a gay dude. Depends on y'all don't see things
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  Speaker 2: in the same way. True, Yeah, like men, Yeah, she
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  Speaker 2: she'd never got that job, just like Tim Scott, he
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  Speaker 2: had never got that job before.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe, you know, maybe she thinks God will that
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  Speaker 1: she do something different for James. How about that.
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  Speaker 4: Lindsay Graham was one way right before he changed, he
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  Speaker 4: was he was just one one, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: He practically raised her, so you know, maybe she remembers
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  Speaker 4: the old Lindsay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Okay, any dude named Lindsay is in the
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  Speaker 2: Senate probably has a pretty good chance of like he does.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. I don't know that that is
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  Speaker 1: true exactly, but I think that.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. The thing I don't I never liked about Lindsey
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  Speaker 2: Graham is I didn't care about his lifestyle. I just
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  Speaker 2: care that he manifested his his like he was one
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  Speaker 2: way but made it hard for people that would like him.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing he ever pushed forward war And you
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  Speaker 2: would think a gay dude would would definitely be more
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  Speaker 2: peaceful than that. But du he fight more than the
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  Speaker 2: fellis people I swear to got him skip what what
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  Speaker 2: you learn today?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to give advice to the fellas out there.
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  Speaker 4: Man, if you ever at work, and uh, don't ever,
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  Speaker 4: ever ever invite your side piece to work, because you
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  Speaker 4: never know when your wife go to show up.
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  Speaker 1: Right right?
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  Speaker 4: Weird?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Julius, I guess you've better leaveing now. What was that?
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  Speaker 1: That was ace for the fellas out there?
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  Speaker 2: Not me?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: You don't have a restrained the order all right? On
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  Speaker 2: the next deal you we show, we're gonna be talking
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  Speaker 2: to another boy and star performer Tony Terry that that
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  Speaker 2: dude lived up there once long for and we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: be giving a deserve and someone to shoot Woo the
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  Speaker 2: Week award. It is the deal you we said we
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  Speaker 2: will definitely see on the other side. Kyle, my favorite
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  Speaker 2: show bus operator pull.
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  Speaker 1: That's string. We gots to go. It's the deal you
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  Speaker 1: and me show, see you on the other side.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah,