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- 3:09Speaker 9: of my hand, the mother boys, I don't give it down.
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- 3:18Speaker 10: I can'try the crown, nothing can bresh, nothing can breast
- 3:22Speaker 10: me down.
- 3:24Speaker 6: Don't you know that.
- 3:27Speaker 2: I got a plan.
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- 3:48Speaker 10: And Happy Wednesday Evening, Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome into our
- 3:53Speaker 10: once a month for a into everything the media.
- 3:56Speaker 3: Tells you you're supposed to hate about being a dude.
- 3:59Speaker 10: Otherwise known this Toxic Masculinity. Number four, currently ranked in
- 4:04Speaker 10: the top one hundred in men's podcast spaces.
- 4:07Speaker 3: Coming to one in your hearts, Number yeah, number one
- 4:11Speaker 3: in your yards.
- 4:11Speaker 1: Coming to you live from kale And Radio Studios and
- 4:14Speaker 1: various Sundry satellite installations for Kayler and Radio Studios. I
- 4:19Speaker 1: am Rick Robinson, one of your hosts. Also joined tonight
- 4:22Speaker 1: by the man who is usually in this time slot
- 4:24Speaker 1: the other three weeks out of the month when we
- 4:26Speaker 1: can get him to show up. Just kidding, because I've
- 4:29Speaker 1: missed a lot lately too. Otherwise otherwise known as the
- 4:32Speaker 1: conservative curmudgeon who's groaning at me right now for calling
- 4:35Speaker 1: him out on the air. Good evening, sir, how are you?
- 4:37Speaker 11: Oh, I'm not groaning because you called me out on
- 4:40Speaker 11: the air. I'm used to that, are you kidding? We've
- 4:42Speaker 11: been doing this for what twelve years now?
- 4:44Speaker 3: Twelve years? Twelve years going on thirteen.
- 4:47Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, ah, I'm used to that. I'm just old
- 4:50Speaker 11: as shit now.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Hey, I resemble that remark. We also have with us
- 4:56Speaker 3: this evening.
- 4:58Speaker 1: A guest contributor, a regular contribut on his very own show,
- 5:01Speaker 1: The Vincent Charles Project, and now a recurring contributor on
- 5:04Speaker 1: men explained poorly our newest foray into the men's space
- 5:08Speaker 1: that just launched a couple of weeks ago and is
- 5:10Speaker 1: now available on a lot of your favorite podcasters. If
- 5:13Speaker 1: you want to check it out now is going to
- 5:15Speaker 1: be the time we're going to be running a commercial
- 5:16Speaker 1: free for about the first month before we turn on
- 5:18Speaker 1: all the advertising. So go check it out now before
- 5:21Speaker 1: before it starts costing you more time.
- 5:24Speaker 3: But he is known as Vincent Charles. Good evenings there.
- 5:28Speaker 2: How are you good evening? How is everyone to night?
- 5:31Speaker 11: Vincenzo?
- 5:34Speaker 2: What's going on? Brother?
- 5:36Speaker 3: I'm doing all right?
- 5:38Speaker 2: I know, I oh, it's been a it's been a it's.
- 5:41Speaker 11: Been a hell of a week and it's only Wednesday.
- 5:45Speaker 2: Yeah, and had the old Rota ruter treatment the other
- 5:48Speaker 2: day and uh, you know, come to find out James
- 5:53Speaker 2: Vanderbeek passed away. You know, everything I want to go
- 5:57Speaker 2: get checked for.
- 5:58Speaker 12: And that's uh yeah, that's a bit of a kick
- 6:01Speaker 12: and a guy right there.
- 6:03Speaker 13: It just put it off, man, get it done the
- 6:07Speaker 13: you know, because the guidelines used to be fifty that's
- 6:11Speaker 13: after forty five, so when you turn forty.
- 6:13Speaker 12: Five, Yeah, the prep sucks and it's horrible, but you
- 6:18Speaker 12: do it because you know, he caught it too late.
- 6:21Speaker 12: If he had, if he had went to the doctor
- 6:23Speaker 12: and got it checked, he might have been able to
- 6:26Speaker 12: he might have been able to beat it, but unfortunately
- 6:28Speaker 12: he didn't.
- 6:29Speaker 2: So rest in peace, right.
- 6:35Speaker 3: All right?
- 6:36Speaker 1: And before we get into our guest for the evening,
- 6:39Speaker 1: we also have one of our other regular contributors who's
- 6:42Speaker 1: waiting in the wings right now. You know him, You
- 6:44Speaker 1: love him, especially if you're a mom behind circle. Okay,
- 6:47Speaker 1: Ordnance Jay Packard, Good evening.
- 6:49Speaker 3: Sir, how are you?
- 6:51Speaker 6: I chuck a nap and fucked up my shoulder.
- 6:55Speaker 2: Welcome, Welcome to being old.
- 7:02Speaker 3: On this episode of Toxic Masculinity.
- 7:04Speaker 6: Why it sucks to get old?
- 7:06Speaker 2: Oh?
- 7:06Speaker 1: Anyway, and of course we do have, and it's been
- 7:09Speaker 1: a minute since we've had one, but it worked out
- 7:12Speaker 1: well because Aggie, our resident bar babe, is on break.
- 7:15Speaker 1: She is out gallivanting and doing like Aggie stuff. So
- 7:20Speaker 1: but we do have a Babe of the month this week.
- 7:24Speaker 1: You know her, you love her, especially if you've been
- 7:26Speaker 1: hanging out in Kayla our radio circles for a while.
- 7:28Speaker 1: She has her own YouTube channel, which is a really
- 7:31Speaker 1: big channel, especially for those of us that are still
- 7:33Speaker 1: trying to build out our YouTube following. You may know
- 7:35Speaker 1: her from Vincent Charles projects. He's also had a hand
- 7:39Speaker 1: in a couple of our recent Kaylain Radio Players productions.
- 7:43Speaker 1: She is Miss Jennelle Waugh. Is good evening, ma'am.
- 7:45Speaker 14: How are you well?
- 7:46Speaker 9: How did LeHo? Neighborino currently fighting off a cold, but
- 7:51Speaker 9: just approved to you all that I am not an AI,
- 7:53Speaker 9: I am indeed a human being.
- 7:55Speaker 2: It was seven minutes and twenty six seconds for the
- 7:58Speaker 2: first Simpsons reference on the.
- 7:59Speaker 9: Show Buenos senor.
- 8:05Speaker 3: GOOGLEE, GOOGLEE, and that didn't take long for the Simpsons
- 8:12Speaker 3: references to stack up. I hope everybody's got plenty of
- 8:15Speaker 3: shot glasses.
- 8:15Speaker 9: Holy crap, Oh, you guys be under the table. At
- 8:18Speaker 9: that point.
- 8:20Speaker 3: Eh, some of my best worksmen done.
- 8:22Speaker 6: That's why we don't so we don't invoke that rule
- 8:25Speaker 6: on the VCP.
- 8:26Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, no, no, we die. We would all die.
- 8:31Speaker 6: Seriously, even if we just made a tea, we would
- 8:35Speaker 6: have to go to the bathroom after fifteen minutes.
- 8:38Speaker 11: So many.
- 8:39Speaker 9: I think it's about fifty cups of macha is lethal dosage,
- 8:43Speaker 9: but you probably go broke long before then. Don't ask
- 8:46Speaker 9: how I know.
- 8:47Speaker 2: Yeah, that's stuff's pricey.
- 8:49Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and that was oddly specific.
- 8:56Speaker 3: I also loved us. She's like, don't ask me how
- 8:58Speaker 3: I know.
- 9:01Speaker 9: You know what the Googles?
- 9:03Speaker 3: Yeah, oh sure, we're gonna win Google. Okay, mm hmm.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Listen.
- 9:09Speaker 9: If it didn't want me to know, it shouldn't have
- 9:11Speaker 9: told me.
- 9:16Speaker 11: I should have tried that on my father sometime. Geez,
- 9:22Speaker 11: I'm dad. If you didn't want me to know, you
- 9:24Speaker 11: shouldn't have taught me.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Yeah, that would get me as a backhand. I don't
- 9:30Speaker 3: know about your dad.
- 9:32Speaker 2: What do you mean.
- 9:32Speaker 9: I wasn't supposed to steal. There's not steal the car.
- 9:35Speaker 9: Sneak out of the house and take the car and
- 9:37Speaker 9: go driving. You taught me how to drive.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a valid point.
- 9:46Speaker 9: Now, I was too dull for that kind of stuff,
- 9:50Speaker 9: do you know?
- 9:52Speaker 3: I doubt that, but I don't know.
- 9:54Speaker 9: Oh I'm really quite dull. If I can quote the
- 9:58Speaker 9: card on that one.
- 10:01Speaker 3: Yeah, well Picard was a liar to.
- 10:04Speaker 6: She's a role model.
- 10:07Speaker 9: I'm a I'm a role model. I'm sure you are.
- 10:11Speaker 2: It's Jane's day.
- 10:14Speaker 9: Why does it have to be me?
- 10:16Speaker 11: Well, I'm a dinner role model.
- 10:22Speaker 2: Saying, but.
- 10:27Speaker 3: Hey, no poking yourself on air, sir.
- 10:31Speaker 11: That's the only way I'm going to get poked here.
- 10:33Speaker 9: So yeah, the Facebook ever do away with those pokes?
- 10:38Speaker 9: Poked occasionally now.
- 10:40Speaker 11: Had a Facebook since I opened my Twitter account fourteen
- 10:43Speaker 11: years ago.
- 10:44Speaker 3: It is actually still the thing.
- 10:47Speaker 1: It's just very well hidden now, Oh yeah, because I
- 10:52Speaker 1: had had I had one pop up on my few
- 10:55Speaker 1: the other day.
- 10:56Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't even know anybody. I didn't
- 10:57Speaker 3: even know you could still do that because it's like
- 11:00Speaker 3: always poked you. I'm like, I don't even know you
- 11:01Speaker 3: could still do that.
- 11:04Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like you look at the people who poked you. You
- 11:07Speaker 9: still exist. Oh, I see our ads?
- 11:10Speaker 11: Now do you get cooties when you get poked?
- 11:16Speaker 2: Sure? Gets something.
- 11:23Speaker 11: I'm just asking for the folks at home.
- 11:24Speaker 9: I don't store, don't poke strangers, don't talk to them either.
- 11:33Speaker 11: Yeah, Rick Springfield said, so.
- 11:35Speaker 9: Don't poke the stray hingers.
- 11:39Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 11:42Speaker 11: Strangers.
- 11:47Speaker 6: Whenever Janelle's sayings, we get a copyright strike.
- 11:50Speaker 9: No, no, you know because I streamed yesterday and I
- 11:54Speaker 9: got a copyright claim on like like a six second uh,
- 11:58Speaker 9: like a music clip that that somebody triggered. No, yeah,
- 12:02Speaker 9: and I had to go go and mute it. And
- 12:04Speaker 9: I still got the money from the stream, which wasn't
- 12:06Speaker 9: all that much, but still I'm like, hey, that's that's
- 12:08Speaker 9: my dollar. But yeah, believe it or not, the theme
- 12:13Speaker 9: song to Greatest American Hero got me in trouble for
- 12:16Speaker 9: like two seconds.
- 12:18Speaker 11: Oh good lord, Yeah, it's all or It was just
- 12:22Speaker 11: forty three years old now.
- 12:24Speaker 9: So yeah, it could have been triggered because I was
- 12:28Speaker 9: singing along with it because apparently, in my cold state,
- 12:32Speaker 9: my nasally cold state, I sound like a Joey Scarberry.
- 12:36Speaker 11: Yeah, look at what happened to you?
- 12:38Speaker 9: Huh Yeah, suddenly I'm up on top of the world.
- 12:41Speaker 9: It should have been somebody else.
- 12:44Speaker 2: Well, did you know that I'm show Wait what there
- 12:48Speaker 2: was a sequel to that show?
- 12:52Speaker 9: No, but I could barely get through the first episode.
- 12:54Speaker 6: It's on too, b oh Man, Everything's on?
- 12:57Speaker 2: Toob Everything's on too.
- 13:00Speaker 11: Was that a Michael pay TV show? That the sequel?
- 13:04Speaker 6: Uh?
- 13:04Speaker 2: No, it was actually a.
- 13:06Speaker 9: Woman American heroine. I don't know.
- 13:09Speaker 3: Yeah, it was sounds sounds.
- 13:12Speaker 11: More like the greatest American heroin is Black Tar, for sure.
- 13:17Speaker 2: That's what that goes without saying, Oh, yeah.
- 13:23Speaker 9: Greatest American heroin nineteen eighty six. Wow, Okay, watching that
- 13:29Speaker 9: show and just I was like, what the hell am
- 13:31Speaker 9: I watching?
- 13:33Speaker 6: I vaguely remember it was it like the suit was
- 13:36Speaker 6: kind of like, you know, Green Lantern's ring, where it
- 13:39Speaker 6: would just go to the next person who needed or
- 13:41Speaker 6: some shit.
- 13:43Speaker 11: I thought the aliens delivered it.
- 13:45Speaker 9: Yeah, and then they then curly haired guy lost the manual. Yeah,
- 13:52Speaker 9: the not Marjoe Gordoner, but he kind of has the
- 13:55Speaker 9: same hair.
- 14:00Speaker 2: Holy shit? How can you?
- 14:01Speaker 6: How can you watch it? Not watch that show?
- 14:03Speaker 2: Though?
- 14:03Speaker 6: That was just peak mid eighties magic?
- 14:07Speaker 11: No, Yeah, I'm sorry.
- 14:08Speaker 9: I tried watching it on the treadmill and I was
- 14:11Speaker 9: just like, what the hell am I watching?
- 14:14Speaker 2: Plus one hundred for a mar Joe Gordner reference that.
- 14:20Speaker 9: I mean, I also referenced Clarence Williams the Third But no.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Seriously, as soon as we're done with this show, I'm
- 14:26Speaker 2: gonna watch Star Crash because now I kind of have to.
- 14:30Speaker 9: And Marjoe was on an episode of The A Team.
- 14:36Speaker 6: Everybody was, Oh, yeah, I think I may have been
- 14:39Speaker 6: on an episode of the eighteen.
- 14:43Speaker 9: Was on an episode of the eighteen.
- 14:45Speaker 3: Dude, the eight Team was actually a holiday program. I'm
- 14:48Speaker 3: just saying fair.
- 14:50Speaker 11: Was on an episode of the eighteen.
- 14:53Speaker 9: Paul Cogan was boy. George was on an episode of
- 14:56Speaker 9: The A Team, and that was fantastic.
- 14:58Speaker 11: Yes, he played the cow poke or something.
- 15:02Speaker 9: Cowboy George. You got mister t going.
- 15:06Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 15:06Speaker 9: Culture Club they're great. Yeah, I mean I like Culture Club.
- 15:14Speaker 3: You would.
- 15:16Speaker 11: That sounds about.
- 15:20Speaker 9: Do you really want to hurt me?
- 15:21Speaker 2: Though you.
- 15:28Speaker 6: Back in the day did a whole bit about that.
- 15:30Speaker 6: Do you really want to hurt me? You're damn right,
- 15:31Speaker 6: I do. I got a whole bunch of I got
- 15:33Speaker 6: a whole line of people ready to beat the crap
- 15:34Speaker 6: out of you.
- 15:35Speaker 9: Like that seen an airplane? Yeah, which I have not seen.
- 15:41Speaker 2: We have like a sock full of nickels.
- 15:44Speaker 3: You know she hasn't seen the movie air.
- 15:46Speaker 9: I've seen clips the Airplane, and I understand some of
- 15:49Speaker 9: the references.
- 15:55Speaker 2: Okay. See, that's that's part of our that's part of
- 15:57Speaker 2: our our on Oh yeah, it's finding stuff that Janelle
- 16:03Speaker 2: has actually seen, because it's better to ask what she
- 16:07Speaker 2: has seen what she hasn't seen. Because Yeah, when you.
- 16:12Speaker 6: Said you'd seen back to School, I was completely gobsmack.
- 16:15Speaker 6: You could have knocked me over with a feather.
- 16:17Speaker 9: Oh back to School, last Dragon, one Crazy Summer.
- 16:21Speaker 2: And uh before the Wrong Guys, before Sunday.
- 16:29Speaker 9: You might be surprised on this one. But I have
- 16:31Speaker 9: seen Easy Money.
- 16:34Speaker 2: Okay.
- 16:35Speaker 9: In fact, uh I remember because Mom and I were talking,
- 16:38Speaker 9: I'm like, yeah, I never seen Easy Money and she's like,
- 16:40Speaker 9: you never seed easy Money and I'm like no, and
- 16:42Speaker 9: she's like, we're watching it right now.
- 16:45Speaker 6: Well, if it was only that easy for the showikilakikula.
- 16:56Speaker 6: So what gets me about that too, is you've seen
- 16:58Speaker 6: one Crazy Summer, but not better off Dead. One Crazy
- 17:00Speaker 6: Summer is the unknown cousin Oliver of the Savage Steve
- 17:06Speaker 6: Holland universe, even though it did have Debbie Moore in it.
- 17:11Speaker 9: Yeah, but it's got Dan Schneider in it, Kim Darby
- 17:15Speaker 9: was it.
- 17:19Speaker 6: All better off dead?
- 17:20Speaker 15: Yeah?
- 17:22Speaker 9: And David Ogden Stiers. That was a sad episode of
- 17:26Speaker 9: Next Jen she got Alan, which Janella sheltered. We love
- 17:32Speaker 9: her anyways.
- 17:33Speaker 6: Yeah, watch out for what?
- 17:37Speaker 11: Gee say what?
- 17:40Speaker 9: Oh?
- 17:40Speaker 6: You said I'll watch out and I was like, okay,
- 17:42Speaker 6: I'm talking.
- 17:44Speaker 11: Oh, get off my lawn.
- 17:49Speaker 3: H oh what if we don't want to get up?
- 17:58Speaker 3: We like your loan. It's unless you's in green.
- 18:00Speaker 11: I'm gonna set my lawn on fire. Cut off of it.
- 18:05Speaker 9: I've seen bits of grand Terno a get off my lawn.
- 18:09Speaker 11: Grantino was good, No I'm not.
- 18:11Speaker 2: I'm not getting off his lawn because he said that thing.
- 18:14Speaker 11: Is lush right now it's covered in leaves. But there
- 18:22Speaker 11: too is a remedy.
- 18:23Speaker 9: For that fire.
- 18:26Speaker 11: No, he's called my lawn boy. Oh and you to
- 18:34Speaker 11: put the first clean up cut on the yard.
- 18:37Speaker 3: So is this is this like a combanda boy but
- 18:43Speaker 3: worse because it kind of sounds like it's a.
- 18:46Speaker 11: You know, I've I've had my lawn guy. Now I
- 18:48Speaker 11: call him lawn boy out of fun. But he's he's
- 18:50Speaker 11: a lawn guy. He's he's he's an adult. He Uh,
- 18:54Speaker 11: he's just a hustler, you know. He he uh he
- 18:58Speaker 11: worked maintenance at the hotel where my daughter work, and
- 19:01Speaker 11: he was just looking to do something for some extra money,
- 19:03Speaker 11: and he, uh he said, hey, your yard. I was like, yeah,
- 19:08Speaker 11: he goes, you like cutting it. I was like nope,
- 19:11Speaker 11: he goes, I'll do it for sixty I was like sold.
- 19:15Speaker 11: He said, no contract, just call me when you need me.
- 19:18Speaker 14: I was like, okay, you gotta respect the hearty.
- 19:24Speaker 11: So you know, like three four times during the cutting season,
- 19:27Speaker 11: I'll give him like eighty or ninety, just you know,
- 19:30Speaker 11: as a as a tip to say thank you. But
- 19:34Speaker 11: you know, he's saving my ass. I don't have to
- 19:36Speaker 11: get out there when it's one hundred and ten degrees
- 19:38Speaker 11: and four hundred percent humidity, and it's worth it, and
- 19:48Speaker 11: it frees me to do other things.
- 19:50Speaker 6: He be a man. What's that when he comes back?
- 19:55Speaker 6: He hopes to be a lone man.
- 19:56Speaker 11: Yes. Now you should see this guy go. I mean,
- 19:59Speaker 11: it's arded raining on him one day and uh, he
- 20:03Speaker 11: just he took the mower and drove it out to
- 20:06Speaker 11: his truck, shut it off, got out, opened the door,
- 20:09Speaker 11: put on a rain slicker, got back on the lawn
- 20:12Speaker 11: mower and kept going.
- 20:15Speaker 9: It was just like, damn, I want to try one
- 20:20Speaker 9: of those riding one day.
- 20:24Speaker 2: Zero turn mowers. Those are awesome.
- 20:27Speaker 9: They don't turned very well.
- 20:30Speaker 11: Oh they turned great, No, they turned great.
- 20:32Speaker 2: They turn on a dime.
- 20:35Speaker 11: Oh, just take one take one arm and pull it
- 20:37Speaker 11: all the way back and one arm pushed all the
- 20:39Speaker 11: way forward at the same time and hold on.
- 20:45Speaker 3: Yeah, if you do that. If I was gonna say,
- 20:48Speaker 3: if you do that too quickly, you will actually spend
- 20:50Speaker 3: like a top.
- 20:50Speaker 15: It's for you.
- 20:52Speaker 11: The whole idea. Get it up in the air on
- 20:55Speaker 11: two wheels and go.
- 20:58Speaker 9: Put a couple of rockets on the act like Tim
- 21:00Speaker 9: the toolman Taylor.
- 21:02Speaker 11: And most of those zero turns these days you don't need.
- 21:05Speaker 3: That, But wouldn't it be cool if you did? Though?
- 21:12Speaker 11: I mean I watched the guy cut his yard with
- 21:14Speaker 11: a zero turn. He was doing twenty miles an hour
- 21:16Speaker 11: going across the yard, and granted his yard was like
- 21:21Speaker 11: six acres, but still, I mean, if you're doing twenty
- 21:24Speaker 11: miles an hour, it doesn't take long to do six acres.
- 21:28Speaker 6: Right, And gophers ain't getting away from you.
- 21:36Speaker 14: No golfers ei though, No, you got.
- 21:40Speaker 11: To watch out for the clubs though. If I got
- 21:48Speaker 11: this right, Shandy, you want me to kill all the golfers.
- 21:53Speaker 16: Put a baby Ruth in the pool, dude, I remember
- 21:57Speaker 16: when that used to be part of my outro, Like
- 21:58Speaker 16: way way back in the day.
- 22:04Speaker 6: We lost so much when we lost Kenny Loggins.
- 22:07Speaker 9: Kenny Loggins is still around?
- 22:10Speaker 6: Is he is?
- 22:11Speaker 9: He? I mean he's old, but.
- 22:14Speaker 11: That's like saying Richard Marx is still around.
- 22:17Speaker 6: Yeah, uh he is. Well, he was on Twitter. It
- 22:21Speaker 6: wasn't long ago that we used to just love beating
- 22:23Speaker 6: the crap out of him.
- 22:24Speaker 11: I think he got tired of it and left.
- 22:27Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 22:28Speaker 11: Yeah, his delicate little ass.
- 22:33Speaker 17: He used to come firing right out of the gate.
- 22:34Speaker 17: It's like ah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And
- 22:37Speaker 17: then you know, four or five people have both him
- 22:39Speaker 17: and to be like me, me me, me, me me
- 22:42Speaker 17: yeahwaybby Gabby.
- 22:43Speaker 11: They won't let me take the lead.
- 22:49Speaker 6: Just like at home.
- 22:50Speaker 9: I'm kind of in the park that.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Uh.
- 22:52Speaker 9: You know, celebrities should just stay the hell out of
- 22:54Speaker 9: politics and just just be celebrities entertain us. I don't
- 22:58Speaker 9: care that much what you think.
- 23:00Speaker 11: Be something they're not.
- 23:01Speaker 2: No, they can't because unfortunately celebrities, you know, by the
- 23:09Speaker 2: people have been elevated to yes, godhood status pretty much.
- 23:14Speaker 11: They have been third, way too much credibility for what
- 23:18Speaker 11: they are.
- 23:19Speaker 3: Yeah, there are two things from Shakespeare's time. I wish
- 23:22Speaker 3: we're still the way they were back then. First killers,
- 23:25Speaker 3: all the lawyers, no offense homish. And second, remember how
- 23:30Speaker 3: much they used to hear back then?
- 23:32Speaker 6: Yeah, actors were lower than prostitutes.
- 23:36Speaker 9: Man, you couldn't trust him, Zelda, Who is Kenny Loggins?
- 23:42Speaker 2: Boot her from the chat?
- 23:45Speaker 11: She is young.
- 23:46Speaker 9: His music is fantastic. I discovered it. I haven't been
- 23:49Speaker 9: able to stop listening.
- 23:51Speaker 11: Oh no, back up into the seventies. You'll find a
- 23:54Speaker 11: reason to stop listening to him. Then.
- 23:56Speaker 2: Yeah, he's uh, he's good, but he's no Burry Manila.
- 24:03Speaker 7: I have I have.
- 24:06Speaker 11: In listening to some of his early music, like Login's
- 24:11Speaker 11: pre Messina and with Messina, I was like, who the
- 24:15Speaker 11: hell was sitting around in the eighties going, you know
- 24:18Speaker 11: what this movie needs? We need a Kenny Logins.
- 24:20Speaker 9: Song for a lot of movies.
- 24:24Speaker 11: Helle was thinking that listening to that ship from his
- 24:27Speaker 11: in the seventies.
- 24:29Speaker 9: To be fair, you know how some Pooh Corner is
- 24:32Speaker 9: pretty good, is it? I mean, I prefer return to
- 24:37Speaker 9: Pooh Corner, But that was like the nineties version.
- 24:43Speaker 3: I mean, to me, it just sounds like we're talking
- 24:45Speaker 3: about property in San Francisco at this point.
- 24:47Speaker 6: Oh no, I mean seriously, somebody must have just thrown
- 24:53Speaker 6: him a bone. In the early ages, say hey, I
- 24:55Speaker 6: know this guy who's going to do her sound who
- 24:57Speaker 6: can do you know some score some soundtrack for us?
- 25:01Speaker 6: And then it like took off, probably like Caddy Shack,
- 25:04Speaker 6: and then you know, then he got top gun and
- 25:06Speaker 6: ship right. Usually when we were when we did a
- 25:09Speaker 6: hard Ticket to Hawaii, the hard ticket song I could
- 25:12Speaker 6: have sworn originally was Kenny Loggins in my cannon it
- 25:16Speaker 6: was Kenny Loggins.
- 25:21Speaker 11: Corner Tokyo Drift.
- 25:23Speaker 9: I will say this, I've never watched Caddy Shack two. Heck,
- 25:27Speaker 9: I've only seen like bits of Caddy Shack one, and
- 25:29Speaker 9: I hear Caddy Shack two is absolutely awful. But I
- 25:32Speaker 9: got to admit, Kenny Logins still delivered.
- 25:35Speaker 11: It is awful. But you do get exposure to Jackie Mason,
- 25:39Speaker 11: so you should watch it.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Jackie Mason.
- 25:43Speaker 6: Jackie Mason takes over for Rodney dangerfield on that one. Yes,
- 25:47Speaker 6: there's some value there.
- 25:48Speaker 14: Yes, not a lot. No, some they it's marginal.
- 25:56Speaker 11: But it's a good ninety minutes. I mean, you know
- 25:58Speaker 11: you're not gonna read read it, You're not going to celebrate,
- 26:04Speaker 11: You're not going.
- 26:04Speaker 2: To regret it like you're you're going to regret watching Tiptoes.
- 26:09Speaker 9: Oh, son of a bitch.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Tiptoes is the movie I the people have spoken democracy.
- 26:22Speaker 9: Yeah, I saw it was three options from back to
- 26:24Speaker 9: school and one tiptoes. So then all the back to
- 26:27Speaker 9: school votes got divided among three choices.
- 26:30Speaker 6: Exactly.
- 26:32Speaker 2: Yes, I am what you mean.
- 26:37Speaker 6: That's direct democracy and action. Kids.
- 26:42Speaker 9: We're a constitutional republic, damn it. Don't let George Lucas
- 26:46Speaker 9: tell you otherwise.
- 26:47Speaker 3: This is what happens when you rely on ranked voting.
- 26:50Speaker 9: Yeah, freaking jerry mandering.
- 26:55Speaker 6: Oh you jerry mandered the pole, you bastard.
- 26:59Speaker 11: Yes, I just I just.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Want to I just want to pat myself on the
- 27:03Speaker 1: back for just a moment, because almost uttered the sentence.
- 27:06Speaker 3: Did you see what he did with his pole? And
- 27:08Speaker 3: I didn't say anything, just pointing that out.
- 27:13Speaker 6: I'm disappointed. Now I have to do it retrospect.
- 27:20Speaker 1: No, because nobody wants to see what he did with
- 27:21Speaker 1: his pole. No, you have, so, I think ge I
- 27:28Speaker 1: thought I heard you say it already, So what's that?
- 27:32Speaker 13: Never mind, I did not, giggity.
- 27:37Speaker 15: I did, So we're going there, all right.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Well, Daggie's not here and we are at the halfway point.
- 27:49Speaker 1: She did actually send a drink, However, I don't think
- 27:52Speaker 1: she gave it. I don't think she send me the
- 27:54Speaker 1: title of the drink though, So hang on like I
- 27:55Speaker 1: I'll get up.
- 27:57Speaker 11: Oh boy, I had it.
- 27:59Speaker 3: And then I change the screen, so it'll take me
- 28:03Speaker 3: just a second.
- 28:04Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's there. It's called the left Hand.
- 28:07Speaker 3: Oh is that what it was? Maybe I didn't notice. Okay,
- 28:12Speaker 3: it's why I went too far.
- 28:13Speaker 11: You put it in the take it out, and then
- 28:16Speaker 11: put it back in and shake it all about.
- 28:18Speaker 6: Yes.
- 28:21Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so yeah, I see it.
- 28:23Speaker 2: It did.
- 28:25Speaker 3: There wasn't a space between the title and the first ingredients,
- 28:28Speaker 3: so I kind of clossed over it. So yeah, this
- 28:31Speaker 3: one's called the left Hand.
- 28:32Speaker 1: It is one and a half ounces of bourbon h
- 28:35Speaker 1: three quarters of an ounce of COMPARTI, three quarters of
- 28:39Speaker 1: an ounce of sweet vermouth, three dashes of chocolate, three
- 28:42Speaker 1: dashes chocolate bitters and brandy cherry for garnish. Add liquid
- 28:47Speaker 1: ingredients to ice filled mixing pictures, stir until chilled strain
- 28:51Speaker 1: into chilled coop, and garnish with the cherry.
- 28:56Speaker 11: I would like to make a motion that Rick attends
- 29:00Speaker 11: Aggie's drink presentation classes. Yes, and it's a we need
- 29:06Speaker 11: we need you to make that sound a little more sensual.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Rick, Hey, no, no.
- 29:12Speaker 11: No, come on, Rick, put on the bedroom voice.
- 29:17Speaker 3: And I don't have a bed bedroom voice.
- 29:20Speaker 2: Well, you need to work on it. You need to
- 29:22Speaker 2: have a.
- 29:23Speaker 3: Voice now as it is, because I'm still getting over
- 29:25Speaker 3: this crud.
- 29:27Speaker 2: You need to like draw out your s's, like be
- 29:30Speaker 2: more senual.
- 29:32Speaker 3: All right, from now one? When Aggie is in here,
- 29:35Speaker 3: VC gets to do the drinks.
- 29:39Speaker 2: Oh my, oh.
- 29:43Speaker 6: Yeah, you need you need a primer on coupe.
- 29:46Speaker 2: Yeah, it's oh my.
- 29:49Speaker 9: Would you look at all these drinks? I hope you
- 29:51Speaker 9: all are over twenty one?
- 29:54Speaker 11: Yes, get on my bedroom voice for it. Hey, where
- 29:58Speaker 11: are the white women at.
- 30:05Speaker 6: I'm just awkward when you're married to a Latina Zelda, Hey, world,
- 30:10Speaker 6: white women are Selda?
- 30:14Speaker 2: Just shut your twenty seven year old ass up.
- 30:18Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 30:20Speaker 9: Also, I'm not ten years older than HER's.
- 30:22Speaker 2: God, S is not essence. S's the letter. S. Must
- 30:27Speaker 2: I annunciate for you?
- 30:28Speaker 11: You must vincenzo.
- 30:31Speaker 6: You must annunciate like Avery Brooks.
- 30:35Speaker 9: Oh so much as Litta on the promenade and I
- 30:38Speaker 9: will nail you to the wall.
- 30:41Speaker 11: Damn.
- 30:43Speaker 2: Yeah, we could do.
- 30:44Speaker 9: The the ram its like Recta Geno.
- 30:48Speaker 2: He's the He's the king of annunciation. He's awesome.
- 31:05Speaker 11: But you know, he was always like the king of annunciation.
- 31:07Speaker 11: He spoke like that, even back on Spencer for Hire.
- 31:11Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's.
- 31:14Speaker 2: Hawk.
- 31:14Speaker 6: Was articulate as fuck.
- 31:16Speaker 2: Yes, he was articulate as fuck and violent as fuck.
- 31:21Speaker 11: But calm. Yeah, that's what I like about it, you know.
- 31:24Speaker 11: He he had that uh Ray Donovan kind of calm
- 31:28Speaker 11: to the violence, you know.
- 31:31Speaker 2: But yeah, it's like, you know, calm, eloquent, you know,
- 31:35Speaker 2: very very deliberate in his in his speaking. But when
- 31:40Speaker 2: she hit the fan, Oh yeah.
- 31:44Speaker 9: What the hell do you want from me?
- 31:48Speaker 6: Okay, stay with me here. He was the the proto
- 31:53Speaker 6: Jewels from uh pulp fiction, the model that's Samuel Jack.
- 31:58Speaker 11: I could see that. I could see that.
- 32:07Speaker 6: It's canon, now, is it?
- 32:10Speaker 9: I think I think Avery Brooks was also considered for
- 32:13Speaker 9: the role of Pat Card at one point.
- 32:15Speaker 6: That's been fantastic.
- 32:17Speaker 9: That would have been a different show.
- 32:19Speaker 11: He would have been mad at himself for killing his
- 32:21Speaker 11: own wife.
- 32:22Speaker 2: I paid cash money to see that.
- 32:26Speaker 3: You don't hearing anything about.
- 32:29Speaker 9: Of every stop leeked office up.
- 32:31Speaker 3: I don't remember hearing anything about Brooks everything in the running.
- 32:34Speaker 3: But I do know that at one point they were
- 32:36Speaker 3: trying to get Edward James almost.
- 32:38Speaker 2: Yeah. I told you that.
- 32:44Speaker 9: Dean Anderson Francisco at one point, and they.
- 32:46Speaker 2: Were trying to get Ah. They were trying to get
- 32:48Speaker 2: ed Harris for uh Adama and that'll start Goactica, which yeah,
- 32:53Speaker 2: I would have paid Cashi money to see that too.
- 32:56Speaker 11: Since since the car was brought up, has anybody seen
- 33:00Speaker 11: the ex Caliber like forty years later?
- 33:05Speaker 6: No, I need to. It's awesome.
- 33:09Speaker 11: Patrick Patrick Stewart, you know for all that he's done,
- 33:14Speaker 11: he he The quote from this on from him was
- 33:18Speaker 11: ex Caliber was the first piece of theater I ever
- 33:22Speaker 11: did that mattered.
- 33:26Speaker 9: M.
- 33:28Speaker 11: And that's from somebody that had been active at that
- 33:30Speaker 11: point for thirty years.
- 33:33Speaker 2: Yep.
- 33:34Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 33:37Speaker 6: See My take on Picard from ex Caliber is Jesus
- 33:40Speaker 6: didn't he ever have hair?
- 33:42Speaker 11: I thought the same thing.
- 33:47Speaker 2: There is question is so you you're used to you
- 33:54Speaker 2: guys are used to watching Patrick Stewart on film and
- 33:59Speaker 2: on television when you actually listen to him or watch
- 34:03Speaker 2: him do a stage play like Shakespeare, Like, all right,
- 34:08Speaker 2: right now, I'm not on the TL. I'm staying away
- 34:10Speaker 2: from Twitter for a couple of days. So in the DMS,
- 34:13Speaker 2: I'll drop something on Spotify because they have Shakespeare plays
- 34:17Speaker 2: and stuff on Spotify. There's a there's a bit of
- 34:21Speaker 2: Julius Caesar. John Wood plays Brutus, the guy who was
- 34:25Speaker 2: a doctor Falcon in War Games, Yes, and Patrick Stewart
- 34:32Speaker 2: plays Cassius. And it's about maybe eight nine minutes long.
- 34:37Speaker 2: And you'll notice that when Patrick Stewart is talking, when
- 34:40Speaker 2: he's acting, he's he starts off very slowly, very deliberately.
- 34:44Speaker 2: Then he starts to speed up. Then oh my god,
- 34:47Speaker 2: and it gets to the point where you can if
- 34:49Speaker 2: you don't know the play, you don't know what the
- 34:50Speaker 2: hell he's saying. And I prefer Patrick Stewart from films
- 34:57Speaker 2: in television just my personal preference.
- 35:01Speaker 11: Is that method or is that.
- 35:03Speaker 2: No, it's him, it's he just speeds up and speeds
- 35:07Speaker 2: up until he becomes basically Alvin Chipmunk with a voice
- 35:13Speaker 2: trained at the RS near exactly.
- 35:20Speaker 6: It's like, if he keeps his normal pacing, he'll forget
- 35:22Speaker 6: his line before it's spoken.
- 35:25Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, because you'll hear him, you know, and the
- 35:28Speaker 2: other actors will be talking, you know. But everything's measured,
- 35:30Speaker 2: everything's they're they're going with the meter right there, and
- 35:37Speaker 2: they're they're they're hitting their lines, they're hitting everything else.
- 35:40Speaker 2: Patrick story's like, okay, he's good for the first thirty
- 35:43Speaker 2: seconds and.
- 35:43Speaker 6: The oh it's like when you're walkman would get stuck. Yes, exactly.
- 35:52Speaker 9: The speed reading gambling disclaimer at the end of the
- 35:55Speaker 9: radio commercials problem called one hundred ambler.
- 36:04Speaker 2: Even better, he can do the list of side effects
- 36:07Speaker 2: for every drug commercial.
- 36:14Speaker 6: And may cause.
- 36:15Speaker 9: Death, may cross dark circles around your eyes, which may
- 36:21Speaker 9: or may not be permanent.
- 36:25Speaker 6: You know, it just occurred to me. I talked a
- 36:27Speaker 6: lot of shit about how Patrick Stewart didn't have hair
- 36:29Speaker 6: between next Caliber and TNG, like he never had hair,
- 36:32Speaker 6: and then it just hit me that was always seven
- 36:35Speaker 6: years apart.
- 36:37Speaker 9: There is there is a seventies period drama called North
- 36:41Speaker 9: and South, not the Civil War one. The British one,
- 36:44Speaker 9: and he's got a hair piece on there. That's it's something,
- 36:49Speaker 9: and it's it's an experience seeing him.
- 36:52Speaker 2: It can't be any any worse than the hair piece
- 36:54Speaker 2: he wore in I Claudius. That yes he was he
- 36:59Speaker 2: was one. Marjoe Gordoner.
- 37:07Speaker 9: Patrick Steward is Marjoe Gordoner in Claudius, Pepper Steak is
- 37:14Speaker 9: the entree.
- 37:16Speaker 2: Or like they smelled, you know the title Kurds. I
- 37:19Speaker 2: was watching it with my nephew. He's like, I clap dans,
- 37:22Speaker 2: what the hell are we watching?
- 37:26Speaker 9: I'm gonna make out my will I Claudius, mister science
- 37:32Speaker 9: theater Hamlet.
- 37:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that one. That's seriously, that isn't awesome?
- 37:39Speaker 2: Watch it. It's amazing.
- 37:42Speaker 9: It's like I am my father's spirit. I have a
- 37:45Speaker 9: touch of the flu.
- 37:50Speaker 11: Bring out your dad, h.
- 37:55Speaker 9: Not feva, not fevera.
- 37:59Speaker 2: You know, ho to do it sunny d for everyone.
- 38:07Speaker 9: Maul, Larry and Horatio.
- 38:13Speaker 6: All right, we were talking about x Calber. Then I
- 38:15Speaker 6: started thinking about Helen Mirren and then you mentioned I Claudius,
- 38:17Speaker 6: and I started thinking about Helen Mirren.
- 38:19Speaker 11: God, yeah, how do you not think about her?
- 38:24Speaker 3: Oh?
- 38:25Speaker 9: She played Queen Elizabeth in that the Queen movie.
- 38:29Speaker 2: That's that's old hair, Helen Miren. We're talking. We're talking
- 38:33Speaker 2: about thirty ish new bile Helen.
- 38:37Speaker 11: You know what, even even sixty ish Helen Mirren was
- 38:40Speaker 11: still pretty damn hus.
- 38:42Speaker 6: Yes, she was great and red. Oh yeah, yes, we
- 38:50Speaker 6: were discussing the Helen Mirren clothing optional phase of her life.
- 38:54Speaker 11: Yes, Oh what a delight.
- 38:58Speaker 9: Don't look at.
- 38:59Speaker 2: The and in the toxic chat. I just dropped that
- 39:09Speaker 2: Spotify link for that thing.
- 39:13Speaker 11: I'm thinking, what seventy seventy she could have? She could have,
- 39:17Speaker 11: in theory been Princess Leah. Oh wow, yeah, yeah.
- 39:27Speaker 9: Wasn't Dana considered for Princess Leah? I'm sorry who Dana Plato?
- 39:35Speaker 2: Wasn't she?
- 39:37Speaker 11: I hope not.
- 39:39Speaker 6: I'd be you should have been way too young for that.
- 39:42Speaker 11: But then again, you know, Harrison Ford was not supposed
- 39:45Speaker 11: to be Han solo either, so yes she was.
- 39:49Speaker 6: Oh she was Jesus Christ.
- 39:51Speaker 2: You know who else was in the running for Han solo?
- 39:55Speaker 11: Tom Selleck.
- 39:58Speaker 2: Oh that would have been amazing, Kelsey Grammar.
- 40:04Speaker 9: That's what I thought the time listening.
- 40:08Speaker 11: Yeah, hello, Chewbacca, I'm listening.
- 40:16Speaker 9: Also considered for Princess Leah? Was Meryl Streep, Sigourney Weaver,
- 40:21Speaker 9: Verah Fawcett, and Sissy Spasic.
- 40:24Speaker 11: Wow.
- 40:26Speaker 6: Oh god, Sissy's face would have been completely insufferable.
- 40:29Speaker 9: Yes, she was Carrie, wasn't she?
- 40:33Speaker 11: Yes?
- 40:33Speaker 9: Yeah, because I never saw Carrie. I just wikipedia the story.
- 40:36Speaker 11: Yeah, and that was That was actually probably one of
- 40:39Speaker 11: her better pieces of work.
- 40:41Speaker 9: She had other pieces of work.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she was daughter Lorin and oh all right,
- 40:49Speaker 2: and I'm drawing a blank because yeah, I'm I'm a fan.
- 40:56Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, interesting a bit of trivia I heard
- 41:01Speaker 6: the other day. Uh, when Peter Mayhew was playing Chewbacca,
- 41:07Speaker 6: he did his lines in English, So that's what Han
- 41:10Speaker 6: was actually replying to.
- 41:12Speaker 9: The old man's mad.
- 41:16Speaker 11: That's great.
- 41:19Speaker 9: It was almost the craziest thing in Star Wars was
- 41:21Speaker 9: like you'd have like the aliens speaking like some random gibberish,
- 41:24Speaker 9: and then like the English speaking characters are like yeah,
- 41:27Speaker 9: I hear you.
- 41:29Speaker 11: Oh yeah, because everybody knew fourteen languages, right.
- 41:32Speaker 9: Oh yeah, aablefish maybe got the universal translator in their ear,
- 41:40Speaker 9: like Quarkas were sticking the uh the clothes pin in there,
- 41:45Speaker 9: not close hair pin in there.
- 41:49Speaker 6: Okay, I can see now that we're gonna have to
- 41:51Speaker 6: watch the uh Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the BBC
- 41:55Speaker 6: version for Genilla.
- 41:56Speaker 9: The BBC version, I hear the BBC version is the
- 41:59Speaker 9: one to wat watch. I wasn't even aware it was
- 42:02Speaker 9: a book until the the movie came out.
- 42:06Speaker 6: Seven books, there were seven.
- 42:09Speaker 14: Okay, you know, I'm just gonna say this.
- 42:14Speaker 2: I'm going to put this in nicely as I possibly
- 42:16Speaker 2: can't know. Why the hell have you come to my planet?
- 42:22Speaker 2: Did you not teach any of this ship before they
- 42:25Speaker 2: dropped you off here?
- 42:29Speaker 10: Wow?
- 42:31Speaker 1: We needed any more proof of how broken our education
- 42:33Speaker 1: system is there.
- 42:36Speaker 11: I don't know Janelle that well, so I'm just staying
- 42:39Speaker 11: out of this.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Damn it. You deserve to watch Tiptoes after that remark.
- 42:46Speaker 11: Yeah, while having Christmas shoes blasted into your ears?
- 42:52Speaker 1: Oh jeez, Okay, that that might actually fall under the
- 42:58Speaker 1: definition of cruel and unusual plan.
- 43:00Speaker 11: Of course it does.
- 43:02Speaker 9: Hey, they made us read Wuthering Heights. Okay, what's wrong
- 43:07Speaker 9: with that book? Sucked? We also had to read This
- 43:15Speaker 9: Stranger and that was a dumb book.
- 43:18Speaker 2: She doesn't like Wuthering Heights because it didn't have a
- 43:21Speaker 2: Syrian hins in it.
- 43:24Speaker 9: I will not hear anything bad about Cyrn Hiddens.
- 43:31Speaker 2: You will not besmirch his good mispronounced.
- 43:33Speaker 6: Name Sean Bond.
- 43:45Speaker 2: No, it was awesome because I think it was like
- 43:47Speaker 2: the first time that Janelle did It's a Charles project
- 43:50Speaker 2: with us. We were in the green room and she
- 43:53Speaker 2: was talking about, you know, some of these regency period
- 43:57Speaker 2: shows that she was watching, and and she said she
- 44:02Speaker 2: didn't say Hins, but she said, uh, Sieren Hines, And
- 44:06Speaker 2: I'm like, you mean Kieren Hines.
- 44:08Speaker 9: No, I think you said Kieran Hines. And I'm like,
- 44:10Speaker 9: that's how you pronounce it.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Yeah, And you're like, oh my god, I think this
- 44:17Speaker 2: pronounced it all this time.
- 44:19Speaker 9: It shouldn't look like that if you're supposed to pronounce
- 44:22Speaker 9: it Kieran Hines.
- 44:24Speaker 2: Well, he's Irish, that's how they pronounce it.
- 44:26Speaker 11: I was gonna say snead O'Connor, right, you know, it's
- 44:29Speaker 11: not how it's spelled, but.
- 44:31Speaker 3: Means in Irish, they spelled Sean s h a u n.
- 44:36Speaker 2: Come on, I mean what it's seen bean.
- 44:43Speaker 9: Bean beans, beans, the musical fruit.
- 44:49Speaker 6: Oh great, now you got the kids singing.
- 44:55Speaker 3: And the chat cues in in three two.
- 45:04Speaker 9: I know you can hear my thoughts.
- 45:07Speaker 2: I was just getting ready to say that. See that's
- 45:13Speaker 2: the thing with you know, every show that she appears on,
- 45:16Speaker 2: it eventually degenerates into Simpsons and Star Trek quotes. Oh always,
- 45:20Speaker 2: and I love it.
- 45:30Speaker 6: So on your stream yesterday after I left, did you
- 45:32Speaker 6: finally space corn?
- 45:34Speaker 2: No?
- 45:34Speaker 9: But we yelled at him to study, And now we
- 45:39Speaker 9: yelled at the nerd.
- 45:41Speaker 6: Did did you ever go back to the cut for
- 45:43Speaker 6: the uh? Calling him a loser?
- 45:45Speaker 9: Oh no, I gotta do that next time.
- 45:48Speaker 6: Crap by any that.
- 45:54Speaker 9: One mission took two freaking hours because I kept running
- 45:58Speaker 9: into everything.
- 46:02Speaker 6: Some of the check universe won't ram into anything, and
- 46:05Speaker 6: she almost backed into something.
- 46:09Speaker 9: They call me Captain Crash.
- 46:16Speaker 2: Okay, from now on, you know, the next streme you
- 46:18Speaker 2: do for that game, you have to you have to
- 46:22Speaker 2: do it. Uh like Zach Brannigan. I talk like Zach Brannigan.
- 46:30Speaker 11: Oh yeah, doing voices is fun on the radio.
- 46:39Speaker 9: Oh yeah.
- 46:40Speaker 2: It is built like a steakhouse but handles like a beastro.
- 46:49Speaker 6: Uh.
- 46:50Speaker 9: Academy is going good? The game?
- 46:55Speaker 2: Well yeah, the show's yeah, we don't discuss that.
- 46:59Speaker 9: No.
- 46:59Speaker 2: No, And technically, since it's in that thirty second century,
- 47:06Speaker 2: timeline from Discovery, and Discovery isn't canon anymore, so technically
- 47:13Speaker 2: Starfleet Academy isn't canon, so you can ignore it because
- 47:17Speaker 2: everybody else is.
- 47:19Speaker 9: Yeah, but then I got to acknowledge Lower Decks as canon.
- 47:23Speaker 3: But Lower Decks is awesome though, yeah, Lower Decks.
- 47:26Speaker 2: Out of all of the new shows over the last
- 47:28Speaker 2: ten years or so, I think the Lower Decks, even
- 47:31Speaker 2: though it's not my particular favorite. There, there were some
- 47:34Speaker 2: pretty funny episodes I thought anyway.
- 47:37Speaker 9: Eh, I watched the first episode and just couldn't get
- 47:39Speaker 9: into it.
- 47:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that one's not a yeah, yeah, you gotta get that,
- 47:46Speaker 2: but it actually was pretty good.
- 47:48Speaker 1: I think the only reason that I can stomach all
- 47:50Speaker 1: the New Trek stuff is I have had a constant
- 47:52Speaker 1: running theory that everything from Enterprise for it has actually
- 47:55Speaker 1: been an alternate timeline anyway because of First Contact Prize.
- 48:01Speaker 1: Well nobody did in the beginning.
- 48:02Speaker 9: Though yeah, I will get crap on my my comments
- 48:07Speaker 9: section about Enterprise.
- 48:09Speaker 1: We now realize that Enterprise didn't suck as badly as
- 48:11Speaker 1: we thought it did, because New Trek has been absolutely terrible.
- 48:14Speaker 3: But the funny thing is with the.
- 48:16Speaker 1: Six with the sixtieth anniversary graphic. They've actually reinforced my
- 48:20Speaker 1: theory that everything past Enterprise was everything including Enterprise was
- 48:23Speaker 1: actually an alternate timeline because it starts off with the
- 48:26Speaker 1: original sixties version of the Enterprise, you know, the small one,
- 48:30Speaker 1: and then when it jumps forward to and then it
- 48:32Speaker 1: goes you know, it goes, it goes the original series.
- 48:35Speaker 1: It goes seven seventeen oh one, seventeen oh one A.
- 48:39Speaker 1: Then then it jumps to d never shows e because
- 48:42Speaker 1: it wasn't in the movies, or wasn't in the t
- 48:44Speaker 1: it wasn't in the TV shows. Then goes to Defiant,
- 48:48Speaker 1: then goes to Enterprise, our Voyager, then Enterprise, then Enterprise.
- 48:53Speaker 1: But then after that it starts showing the new stuff,
- 48:56Speaker 1: So it shows Discovery and then pikes Enterprise, which is
- 49:00Speaker 1: supposed to be the same one, but it's ten times bigger.
- 49:03Speaker 1: In the graphic, you guys just proved my entire point
- 49:07Speaker 1: and don't even realize that you did, so thank you.
- 49:11Speaker 2: Well, it's it's all dying anyway, so that's that's good
- 49:15Speaker 2: and we should be happy.
- 49:17Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, the one thing I'll give lower Decks
- 49:20Speaker 6: credit for is that they even acknowledged Orville in it.
- 49:24Speaker 6: Oh they did well because the ship in lower decks
- 49:29Speaker 6: is the USS Critos, another city in California, close to Orville.
- 49:36Speaker 9: Eh hmm.
- 49:41Speaker 6: So there you have it.
- 49:46Speaker 9: Now we're just naming starships at their cities. So it's like,
- 49:51Speaker 9: where's the US is correcton?
- 49:54Speaker 6: I like Crinos is also best known for being an automball.
- 49:58Speaker 6: Oh that's pretty much the only reason he goes to
- 50:03Speaker 6: Srito says it's a giant autumnall mm hmm.
- 50:10Speaker 11: There you go.
- 50:12Speaker 6: There's a California Trivia for the evening.
- 50:14Speaker 14: You're welcome, Yeah, you're welcome.
- 50:26Speaker 9: I wish they all could be California orties.
- 50:32Speaker 2: Wow.
- 50:34Speaker 11: I don't think.
- 50:38Speaker 9: The army of ortes.
- 50:40Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, judging by how many mouths behind the
- 50:43Speaker 2: circle k there have been, there's probably an army of
- 50:45Speaker 2: ladies out there somewhere.
- 50:48Speaker 11: What do you what do you call multiple ordies? Is
- 50:50Speaker 11: that a churn of ordies?
- 50:52Speaker 6: Yes, that's a barn of orties.
- 50:58Speaker 3: It's a raising of.
- 51:03Speaker 6: Going back to what you said, Vince, I got one
- 51:05Speaker 6: account who's just absolutely bullying a politician I can't remember
- 51:08Speaker 6: that keeps asking why do all your kids look like Wardy?
- 51:12Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, I like that.
- 51:22Speaker 2: Oh oh dude, is that is that English guy still
- 51:25Speaker 2: at it with you?
- 51:28Speaker 6: Oh no, well, I don't know. Maybe because it's you know.
- 51:32Speaker 11: Well, he sure didn't come back at me after that
- 51:34Speaker 11: one yesterday.
- 51:38Speaker 6: Actually Australian, but it doesn't matter. That's the same thing.
- 51:41Speaker 11: Yeah, British penal.
- 51:47Speaker 6: Oh Jesus, Actually he's not coming at me because I
- 51:52Speaker 6: memed him to. And also he did a thing where,
- 51:54Speaker 6: you know, he bagged on somebody for not having a
- 51:58Speaker 6: blue check, and then I pointed out he doesn't have
- 52:00Speaker 6: a blue check and he stopped responding to me.
- 52:08Speaker 11: Yes, when I quoted that shut him down really quick.
- 52:12Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 52:16Speaker 11: Yeah, Japan was kicking our ass. Yeah, okay, yeah, one
- 52:21Speaker 11: sneak attack is not an ass kicking.
- 52:25Speaker 9: They woke up a sleeping giant, sleeping tiger. Wasn't that
- 52:29Speaker 9: the quote.
- 52:30Speaker 2: When you uh, when you fuck with our boats, you
- 52:32Speaker 2: taste the sun twice.
- 52:39Speaker 6: About to find out what five megaton gum tastes like.
- 52:49Speaker 11: It was painted right under a nola gay y f
- 52:51Speaker 11: A f O.
- 52:54Speaker 6: I think that anola gay isnt an acronym for fuck around,
- 52:58Speaker 6: find out or euphemism. I need to have something. Somebody's
- 53:02Speaker 6: a codebreaker can fact check me.
- 53:04Speaker 3: On that.
- 53:04Speaker 11: But yeah, head cannon, we're just gonna go with that.
- 53:09Speaker 6: M It's like when I ran was fucking with merchant
- 53:13Speaker 6: ships last week and I just said, here comes this, dude.
- 53:19Speaker 11: Yeah, here comes five of them.
- 53:23Speaker 2: Only way they're gonna learnt.
- 53:27Speaker 11: Babies are gonna burn.
- 53:29Speaker 2: But on the other hand, you know, if you can't
- 53:33Speaker 2: kill them, because if you kill them, they don't learn nothing.
- 53:36Speaker 11: Oh well, at least they have an enlightening thought right
- 53:42Speaker 11: at the end.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Fair point.
- 53:48Speaker 6: I mean, look how much better Japan improved. And now
- 53:51Speaker 6: we get ooh girls and uh really bizarre game shows.
- 53:56Speaker 2: So yeah yeah, and now they're rewriting their constitution, so they.
- 54:02Speaker 11: Are they're handling business over there.
- 54:06Speaker 2: They're like, oh, y'all or no, I can't do a
- 54:10Speaker 2: very good Japanese accent, so all you all, oh.
- 54:16Speaker 11: Yo, you're no Japanese. Get out.
- 54:21Speaker 6: You've got my wife?
- 54:24Speaker 2: Mm hmm, what's that? I know?
- 54:28Speaker 6: I want tom katsu, yeah, but you know, fried and
- 54:36Speaker 6: then cut really fine and thin, and then the tom
- 54:39Speaker 6: katsu sauce, which is just basically thick soy sauce. But
- 54:44Speaker 6: everything's soy sauce.
- 54:45Speaker 3: But oh yeah, mute decision.
- 54:51Speaker 1: I mute myself to say good night to my granddaughter
- 54:52Speaker 1: and come back and g sounds like a Chinese food
- 54:56Speaker 1: restaurant owner claiming to be Japanese.
- 54:58Speaker 3: It was really confusing.
- 54:59Speaker 11: You leave now, I.
- 55:03Speaker 2: Guess some noodles on the side.
- 55:05Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, Now I want to call like shoot or
- 55:13Speaker 6: too fuck.
- 55:17Speaker 3: You go an you got an hour? You got time
- 55:20Speaker 3: to go find something?
- 55:22Speaker 6: Oh no, I won't get it. And by the time
- 55:24Speaker 6: I put the order in for the sushi plays up
- 55:26Speaker 6: the street.
- 55:29Speaker 9: I'm still sad by Sushi plays closed.
- 55:32Speaker 11: I mean too, but it's somebody's reopening. I'm buttonder a
- 55:36Speaker 11: different name now, so I'm gonna have a happy walk
- 55:38Speaker 11: down the street. Hmmm when they open. I'll let y'all know.
- 55:45Speaker 1: See how believe it or not, folks, we are coming
- 55:49Speaker 1: to the end of our time together. Unfortunately, because of
- 55:52Speaker 1: the issue with storing poles, we actually don't seem to
- 55:54Speaker 1: have any polls this month. I'm gonna have to figure
- 55:56Speaker 1: out how to do that because it's it's it's it's
- 55:59Speaker 1: cramping Andrew's style that he can't keep one in draft anymore.
- 56:02Speaker 3: So we're gonna to figure that out.
- 56:04Speaker 1: But since we are coming to the end of our
- 56:06Speaker 1: time together, because We've only got about three minutes left
- 56:08Speaker 1: till I got to start changing feeds. Janelle, tell folks
- 56:13Speaker 1: where they can find you, pimp your stream, do all
- 56:15Speaker 1: that fun stuff.
- 56:16Speaker 9: So at Janel on Twitter, YouTube and Instagram. If that's
- 56:20Speaker 9: your thing, make sure you check out my YouTube channel,
- 56:23Speaker 9: which is just Janelle Wiss. I talked Star Trek, video
- 56:26Speaker 9: games and whatever else I feel like talking about. I
- 56:29Speaker 9: started doing a gaming live stream on Tuesdays at five o'clock,
- 56:33Speaker 9: so check it out. Currently playing Stark Lead Academy from
- 56:36Speaker 9: nineteen ninety seven. And the last video I did was
- 56:40Speaker 9: about the season two TNG episode Manhunt with Waksana admiring
- 56:44Speaker 9: Picard's legs. So check it out.
- 56:48Speaker 2: Oh like admiring action.
- 56:55Speaker 3: I mean with with Patrick Stewart. The legs are really
- 56:58Speaker 3: about a good look at.
- 57:02Speaker 9: And then she admires Riker's legs.
- 57:06Speaker 3: Hey she's a leg woman, what are you gonna do?
- 57:08Speaker 3: And all right, so I'm this Where can folks find you?
- 57:14Speaker 2: Uh?
- 57:14Speaker 6: Shait you can find me here back with you in
- 57:16Speaker 6: about an hour? Uh you can find me. Friday night
- 57:21Speaker 6: will be recorded doing our next table session of the
- 57:24Speaker 6: D and D campaign we're doing with Jeff and that
- 57:26Speaker 6: includes Vincent and uh, Jamie Mack and EP and Delaney
- 57:31Speaker 6: and uh, those are gonna be start dropping on the
- 57:34Speaker 6: twentieth because you know they do deed some editing. Then
- 57:39Speaker 6: Saturday you can find me on Juxtaposition with you Rick again,
- 57:42Speaker 6: and we will be doing taking our deep dive into
- 57:45Speaker 6: objects that shouldn't exist Sunday on the Vincent Charles Project.
- 57:48Speaker 6: Apparently I'll be fucking watching tippy Toes and yeah, that's
- 57:55Speaker 6: it for the week.
- 57:56Speaker 1: Hey, blame your blame your you blame your state. They're
- 57:59Speaker 1: the father of ring was voting as far as I know, so.
- 58:02Speaker 6: I blame democracy VC.
- 58:06Speaker 3: Where can folks find you, sir?
- 58:08Speaker 2: Uh? You can find me every Sunday at six pm
- 58:10Speaker 2: Eastern Time on the Winston Charles Project. Wheor Yes, the
- 58:14Speaker 2: movie in question this week is Tiptoes Finest Cinematic Achievement,
- 58:21Speaker 2: And you can find me every Tuesday night at ten
- 58:23Speaker 2: pm on Men Explained poorly and Uh. I will also
- 58:29Speaker 2: be joining forty Jeff, Janie Mac and I forget everybody
- 58:38Speaker 2: else's name, j the Lady Delaney yes and Anny, Yeah,
- 58:44Speaker 2: thank you. I'm I'm an idiot. I'm also brand damage.
- 58:47Speaker 2: But yeah, we'll be doing our D and D campaign
- 58:49Speaker 2: and hopefully everybody gets a kick out of that.
- 58:52Speaker 3: So yeah, just remember always cast fireball.
- 58:57Speaker 2: Oh no, I cast, I can't, I cast dick explosion.
- 59:03Speaker 3: Oh yes, I know.
- 59:04Speaker 2: And rectal spider party and butt crack.
- 59:12Speaker 6: Didn't and piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth
- 59:17Speaker 6: that you can feel with your tongue but not with
- 59:18Speaker 6: your finger.
- 59:19Speaker 2: Oh no, that's a surprise. I'm supposed to hit him
- 59:21Speaker 2: when Yeah, that's the ultimate.
- 59:24Speaker 3: All right, n G. Where can folks find you?
- 59:27Speaker 10: Hey?
- 59:27Speaker 11: You can be finding me at TCC under SCACCARRATCHI on Twitter,
- 59:33Speaker 11: and you can be finding me here on Wednesday nights
- 59:37Speaker 11: in this time slot right here, kay Lauri and radio
- 59:39Speaker 11: streaming live on Eggs. And that's about it.
- 59:43Speaker 2: Okay, you hardly went I know what I did.
- 59:50Speaker 9: As a mighty puddle of puke.
- 59:56Speaker 3: I was just waiting for screaming getting my belly all right.
- 59:59Speaker 1: Anyway, As far as for me, you can find me
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: as a guest on Behind the Alliance here in just
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: a moment. I'll be back in an hour after that
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: for Rick and Orty and then that'll be the end
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: of my live broadcast for the day. But I will
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: be pushing buttons for the s h R media crew
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: for Edge of Liberty, or is our closing NYE for
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: the night, Then I'll be back tomorrow night for Gin
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: and Rick. Friday night we will probably do another episode
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: of Kingdom and Country because everybody that I usually tap
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: for dude bro is gonna be off doing a D
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: and D campaign, A bunch of fucking nerds, just kidding.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: I love you guys, and uh, other than that, Almus
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: said most of the rest of it. So we got
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: to get out of here because Jean Gene is like
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: starting right now and I gotta be over there.
- 1:00:37Speaker 10: So by body, bye, tatars hell, no.
- 1:00:43Speaker 3: Hailing of the Hydro. We've had this discussion.