Latest / The Hauraki Big Show / FULL SHOW: Got the ick

Transcript

FULL SHOW: Got the ick · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show.
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Thanks to Craveworthy Street Food.
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Freshly made with Reburger.
• 0:07
  Speaker 3: Don't fight it.
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: It's time to go up a size.
• 0:12
  Speaker 1: This is the biggest.
• 0:12
  Speaker 4: The biggest. The biggest.
• 0:13
  Speaker 3: This is the biggest.
• 0:14
  Speaker 5: Our biggest show.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: The Hodaki Big Show.
• 0:16
  Speaker 6: With Jason Hoyt, Mike.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: Minogue and Keezy.
• 0:19
  Speaker 6: Big Show.
• 0:20
  Speaker 4: Ah, g'day you massive backbones. It's the Hodaki Big Show
• 0:24
  Speaker 4: brought to you by the good people at Reburger making
• 0:26
  Speaker 4: Craveworthy Street Food Freshly made every burger.
• 0:30
  Speaker 5: Hooray, Worthy.
• 0:33
  Speaker 4: Mogi, mogi, mogi. How are you, man?
• 0:37
  Speaker 3: I'm hungover, man. I'm in pieces. It was a sunny
• 0:40
  Speaker 3: day yesterday. I went out. I got excited. There was
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: a crossroads. Ah. There was a fork in the road.
• 0:47
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: There was an option B. There was a high road
• 0:51
  Speaker 3: and a low road. I took the low road. And
• 0:56
  Speaker 3: I got home, not too late, before midnight, but I
• 0:59
  Speaker 3: packed it and I packed in some quality drinking. It
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: was a sunny day and it got the better of
• 1:03
  Speaker 3: me and now I'm paying for it.
• 1:04
  Speaker 4: You did mention it yesterday during the show because it
• 1:07
  Speaker 4: was a beautiful day like this in Tāmaki Makaurau and
• 1:09
  Speaker 4: you said, man, I could... Really get on it.
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if I said that.
• 1:14
  Speaker 4: Maybe not get on it.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: Maybe have a beer.
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: It was beer related.
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and that's what it turned into. So anyway,
• 1:19
  Speaker 3: let's go easy on old Mogie there today. Flick us
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: a text, 3483. Cheer me up, man. Make me feel good.
• 1:25
  Speaker 4: Absolutely. We've got Reburger vouchers coming out of our ears
• 1:28
  Speaker 4: to give away. Every text goes in the drawer for
• 1:29
  Speaker 4: one of those. Or you can submit yours at the
• 1:32
  Speaker 4: Hauraki Big Show Instagram story. Great photo of Mogie there.
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: Has he gotten to work? Straight to the couch, straight
• 1:37
  Speaker 4: in the Lazy Boy with the foot rest up. And
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: just to get you started, the first one through the door,
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: lovely Go Easy on Mogi Day message. You're a disgrace.
• 1:46
  Speaker 3: You're a disgrace.
• 1:47
  Speaker 4: Thanks, mate. That was the first one out the gate.
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: So that's for you, man. But, Mogi, what's coming up
• 1:53
  Speaker 4: on the show, man? What's happening on The Big Show
• 1:58
  Speaker 4: with Old Mogi? What's happening on The Big Show with
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: Old Mogi?
• 2:00
  Speaker 3: Another day, another incredible opportunity to listen to Pugsan and Moggy.
• 2:05
  Speaker 3: We're still trying to name this show, so in amongst
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: being nice to me, Texas3483, if you can think of
• 2:10
  Speaker 3: a name that we can go with for the final week.
• 2:13
  Speaker 4: We are going to narrow down some finalists tomorrow, and
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: I've had probably my favourite one thus far messaged to
• 2:19
  Speaker 4: me directly on Instagram, so we'll run that one by
• 2:22
  Speaker 4: the end of it. You'll probably hate it.
• 2:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say so. And we're going to get into
• 2:26
  Speaker 3: people's icks. Yeah. I don't think we've done that on
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: the show before. There's a whole bunch of things. Normally
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: they're things that don't really make any sense, like somebody
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: who can't swim, which is pretty mean. But if you
• 2:41
  Speaker 3: see someone and they're struggling to swim.
• 2:44
  Speaker 4: Wasn't it Keezy's wife got one from someone trying to
• 2:48
  Speaker 4: run and pick up.
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: A ball or something like that? Oh, that's right.
• 2:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you can't catch or you can't throw.
• 2:53
  Speaker 3: Uncoordinated. Generally physical related ones for her. And up next,
• 2:58
  Speaker 3: still going to be a little bit more go easy
• 3:00
  Speaker 3: on Mogi, Tex, and we're going to do songs from
• 3:04
  Speaker 3: bands that I like. And today it's going to be
• 3:06
  Speaker 3: Pugsan's turn. It's where we play a song from a
• 3:08
  Speaker 3: band that we like that's not necessarily on the Hodecky playlist.
• 3:11
  Speaker 4: You get it, man. And also today, I've heard that
• 3:16
  Speaker 4: there's a gig at Little Cuticle at some point in
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: this show.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: Jeez, that's exciting, mate.
• 3:20
  Speaker 4: Possibly after five years.
• 3:21
  Speaker 3: Is that $ 250?
• 3:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, your chance to win $ 250 to a band gig
• 3:24
  Speaker 4: or festy if you're choosing.
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 3:31
  Speaker 4: It's Bill Jam on the Hauraki Big Show. You've got
• 3:33
  Speaker 4: pugs and a somewhat dusty mogi. It's a go easy
• 3:37
  Speaker 4: on mogi day, mogi. What happened last night?
• 3:40
  Speaker 3: Well, I went home and I had a beer. A
• 3:44
  Speaker 3: couple of mates came over. They were going out to
• 3:47
  Speaker 3: a pub. I said, that's a good idea. And so
• 3:50
  Speaker 3: I went to the pub and then another mate turned up.
• 3:52
  Speaker 3: So I had a beer. Ordered a Stella, actually, and
• 3:55
  Speaker 3: it turned up and it was a massive beer. European
• 3:59
  Speaker 3: bucket you know it was a huge beer responsibly so
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: I had that I had another one of those then
• 4:04
  Speaker 3: my other mate turned up and then he got a
• 4:06
  Speaker 3: margarita okay and then I had to get and then
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: I had to get him a margarita and then now
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: and then we went out for dinner and then went
• 4:15
  Speaker 3: out for dinner and there was these two litres of
• 4:18
  Speaker 3: cocktail things so we thought we'd get one of those
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: because it'd be funny and then another couple of guys
• 4:24
  Speaker 3: turned up and then we got so we got two
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: of those There was a time when I was at dinner,
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: I was like, I should probably just go home now
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: before we even order.
• 4:31
  Speaker 7: Aye.
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: And I didn't.
• 4:33
  Speaker 4: It's nice to hear that somewhere amongst all that, you
• 4:36
  Speaker 4: had some food. I think that's really responsible.
• 4:37
  Speaker 3: I had about four dumplings. I don't know why I
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: thought I didn't really need dumplings, anything to eat. I
• 4:43
  Speaker 3: was just like, I was in that spot. So that
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: was an error as well.
• 4:46
  Speaker 4: It's getting to that time of year where... Those occurrences
• 4:49
  Speaker 4: are going to become slightly more frequent, I imagine. But
• 4:50
  Speaker 4: it is Go Easy on Mogi Day, so we're looking
• 4:52
  Speaker 4: for your messages of support on 3483. This one here,
• 4:56
  Speaker 4: every day should be nice to Mogi Day. That's really nice.
• 5:01
  Speaker 4: And conversely, on Instagram, this one here, grow a pair, Mogi,
• 5:05
  Speaker 4: you nutsack.
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, man.
• 5:06
  Speaker 4: So that's really nice.
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll grow a pair.
• 5:10
  Speaker 4: In a similar vein, pull your socks up, wounder. Harden up.
• 5:15
  Speaker 4: At least your honker can't get any bigger. There you go.
• 5:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's not true, because your nose gets bigger as
• 5:21
  Speaker 3: you get older. Oh, okay, we'll veto that. Nose, ears,
• 5:24
  Speaker 3: and eyebrows, so I'm in trouble.
• 5:26
  Speaker 4: Walter is saying how good of a day it is
• 5:29
  Speaker 4: in Hamilton, so you might as well start hoeing in again.
• 5:31
  Speaker 3: Well, it is a night, but it's a bloody, it's
• 5:33
  Speaker 3: an even better day today in Auckland than it was yesterday.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 5:36
  Speaker 3: But I didn't really get to enjoy it, because I
• 5:38
  Speaker 3: was allergic to the sun today.
• 5:40
  Speaker 4: You're sort of playing vampire.
• 5:41
  Speaker 3: And also, the other thing that happened was, I think
• 5:43
  Speaker 3: I've lost my sunglasses, because I went out with sunglasses.
• 5:46
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 5:47
  Speaker 3: And when I left the house today, I was like, oh, no.
• 5:50
  Speaker 3: So then you've got to sort of go back and
• 5:52
  Speaker 3: call the places you're at, and it's like.
• 5:54
  Speaker 6: It's just shameful because you're going there as the person
• 6:01
  Speaker 6: that you normally are instead of the wound that I
• 6:03
  Speaker 6: imagine I was last night.
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: Yes. And so I have to go back in their
• 6:06
  Speaker 3: tail between my legs. To be fair, though, there was
• 6:08
  Speaker 3: bartenders giving me shots at one point. Oh my God. Yeah,
• 6:11
  Speaker 3: so that was, yeah.
• 6:12
  Speaker 4: Well, at least you can have probably like a bit
• 6:15
  Speaker 4: less shame knowing that you would also lose your sunglasses
• 6:17
  Speaker 4: if you were dead sober.
• 6:18
  Speaker 3: That's 100% correct. It's a good point.
• 6:21
  Speaker 4: Keep your support messages coming in 3483 or on the
• 6:23
  Speaker 4: Hauraki Big Show Insta. Up next, songs from bands that
• 6:26
  Speaker 4: I like. It's my turn. It's Royal Blood on Hauraki.
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 6:37
  Speaker 4: That is Royal Blood on the Hauraki Big Show with
• 6:40
  Speaker 4: Pugs and Mogi and it's about 4.22 and it's time for....
• 6:46
  Speaker 6: Some of the bands that I like.
• 6:50
  Speaker 4: It's a brand new segment on the Hauraki Big Show
• 6:52
  Speaker 4: since Mogi and I have come into power.
• 6:54
  Speaker 3: That's right, that's right. We get to play any song
• 6:57
  Speaker 3: that we want from any band that we want and
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: ideally it's something that would fit on the Hauraki playlist
• 7:02
  Speaker 3: but it doesn't currently live there.
• 7:04
  Speaker 4: And a band that maybe we think should be played
• 7:06
  Speaker 4: more in some ways. We've had The Prodigy, we've had
• 7:10
  Speaker 4: Fontaine's DC and yesterday it was your choice Mogi, Manchester Orchestra.
• 7:14
  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 7:16
  Speaker 4: With an absolute thrasher of a tune.
• 7:17
  Speaker 3: Hell of a tune.
• 7:18
  Speaker 4: Slightly emo sort of vibes there. So it's my turn today,
• 7:22
  Speaker 4: and I've picked a band from Australia that I have
• 7:24
  Speaker 4: long since been hounding Prebs.
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 7:27
  Speaker 4: Preblo Escobar about getting them on the playlist, but he
• 7:31
  Speaker 4: doesn't reckon at this time. They're an Aussie band formed
• 7:36
  Speaker 4: in 2010. They've had 28 studio albums.
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 7:40
  Speaker 4: Including five in one year, and most of those are
• 7:43
  Speaker 4: different genres each time. So that spans like psych rock,
• 7:46
  Speaker 4: jazz rock, metal, and most recently electronic. And this is
• 7:50
  Speaker 4: from their second most recent album. It is King Gizzard
• 7:53
  Speaker 4: and the Lizard Wizard on Radio Hauraki. You heard that right.
• 8:00
  Speaker 4: We want to hear your thoughts on 3483 every time
• 8:03
  Speaker 4: we do this segment. So let us know. It could
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: affect the playlist.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 8:11
  Speaker 4: That is King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard on the
• 8:14
  Speaker 4: Hauraki Big Show with Dead Stick. And that was a
• 8:16
  Speaker 4: song from a band that I like on a new
• 8:18
  Speaker 4: segment that we're doing here on the Big Show where
• 8:19
  Speaker 4: Mogi and I each take turns playing tunes that we'd
• 8:21
  Speaker 4: like to hear more of on the playlist. And we've
• 8:25
  Speaker 4: got a few texts on 3483. Starting really strong with
• 8:27
  Speaker 4: Nope That Shit.
• 8:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 8:29
  Speaker 4: Which feels really good. Another one here. Drove these guys
• 8:33
  Speaker 4: around Aotearoa. Lovely bunch of young fellows. Great to hear
• 8:37
  Speaker 4: on the playlist. That's great. This one here. Get this
• 8:39
  Speaker 4: band on Coast.
• 8:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. ASAP.
• 8:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 8:43
  Speaker 4: A-S-A-P.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure they'd want it. Would they?
• 8:46
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 8:49
  Speaker 4: Oh, so what did you think of it, Mogi?
• 8:51
  Speaker 3: I actually really liked it. It's got a bit of
• 8:53
  Speaker 3: glam rock, bit of 70s, bit of T-Rex about it,
• 8:55
  Speaker 3: I thought.
• 8:55
  Speaker 4: It did have a bit of a T-Rex vibe, yep.
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: They have a whole plethora of different genres that those
• 9:01
  Speaker 4: guys cover over their music, and it's all good. If
• 9:04
  Speaker 4: I could listen to one band for the rest of
• 9:05
  Speaker 4: my life, it'd probably be them purely for their range.
• 9:08
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 9:09
  Speaker 4: And the variety that that would bring me. Someone said,
• 9:12
  Speaker 4: don't mind that. Finally, some good music. Someone said, I
• 9:17
  Speaker 4: feel like I'm listening to a musical performance CD and
• 9:20
  Speaker 4: the lead is Robert Downey Jr. And similarly to that,
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: someone said, this sounds like the opening number from Mogi
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: and Pugs on Broadway.
• 9:27
  Speaker 3: How good.
• 9:28
  Speaker 4: I would pay to see that. Yeah, I would pay
• 9:30
  Speaker 4: to see that show. Just on giving your opinion on
• 9:32
  Speaker 4: the tunes, by the way, we do have another round
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: of the music jury. So that's your chance to actually
• 9:37
  Speaker 4: have your feedback, give a direct influence on the playlist
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: and get rewarded for it potentially. So if you do
• 9:46
  Speaker 4: it this week, the music jury, you can win yourself
• 9:48
  Speaker 4: a brand new Technic record player and a hundred bucks
• 9:50
  Speaker 4: worth of vinyl vouchers. So if you want to take
• 9:52
  Speaker 4: part in that, text music to 3483, I'll send you
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: back a link and you can fill out the survey,
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: get yourself in the draw. Now on the way after
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: the break, I managed to hold up the City Rail link. Oh, yeah.
• 10:04
  Speaker 4: This morning, and we have a bit of TV chat.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 10:13
  Speaker 4: Absolute shocker for me today coming into work, Moody.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, go on.
• 10:17
  Speaker 4: Started the day pretty early with a 7 a.m. Pilates class,
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: which is probably what threw me off for the rest
• 10:21
  Speaker 4: of the day. So I was already, like, I get
• 10:23
  Speaker 4: very dumb when I'm tired. You can't expect much from
• 10:26
  Speaker 4: me in the brain capacity area. So I caught the beautiful,
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: you heard about this? City Rail Link.
• 10:31
  Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
• 10:31
  Speaker 4: In Tāmaki Makaurau. I'm loving it. It's getting me home
• 10:35
  Speaker 4: every day. So I caught the train in and I
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: had to go pick up a pair of jeans. So
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: I went right into the central, I think it's Waitematā
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: or something like that in the CBD there in Auckland.
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: And as I'm stepping off the train, I'm holding my
• 10:48
  Speaker 4: keys in my hand, which are for my car, my house,
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: my storage unit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: I'm looking at the gap and it's, I swear to God,
• 10:58
  Speaker 4: it was slow motion. I'm looking at the gap between
• 11:00
  Speaker 4: getting off the train and getting onto the platform. And
• 11:03
  Speaker 4: I go, shit, that's a pretty small gap, but I
• 11:05
  Speaker 4: reckon my keys would fit through there.
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: What do you reckon happens?
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:08
  Speaker 4: Drop my keys down the gap onto the train tracks
• 11:12
  Speaker 4: of the city rail link. It was like my body.
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: It was like that thing where you think about not
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: doing something so much that it inevitably happens.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 11:20
  Speaker 4: So I dropped them down there.
• 11:23
  Speaker 3: That's a shocker, Pugs.
• 11:24
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I really didn't think it was
• 11:26
  Speaker 4: possible with how tiny the gap was with my pre-thinking there.
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: And so I immediately go over to one of the
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: lovely staff and I say, hey, look, I'm so sorry.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: I've dropped my keys in there. And I'm thinking, okay, well,
• 11:37
  Speaker 4: we'll have to wait.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: Why are you apologising to her or him?
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: I apologise to them because it was my cock up.
• 11:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: You know what I mean? I'm inconveniencing them.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: Were they going to help you out? I would have
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: left you to it. Really? Yeah, I'd be surprised. What
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: do they do? What do they do? Well, that's it.
• 11:54
  Speaker 4: So I'm thinking, okay, well, surely they probably have some
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: safety protocol where it's got to be a staff member
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: that reaches down, grabs the keys in between the train things.
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: I would have just said, okay, I'll keep watch. I'll
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: keep watch. So, you know, it's up to you. You
• 12:08
  Speaker 3: can jump down there.
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: And I'll just keep an eye out and I'll just
• 12:11
  Speaker 3: shout train.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: If you were the staff member?
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're not allowed to do that, evidently.
• 12:17
  Speaker 4: They have to lock out the entire part of the
• 12:20
  Speaker 4: rail until it's sorted. So they said, okay, you have
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: to wait here. I've got to go make a call.
• 12:26
  Speaker 4: And in the meantime, two more staff members come over.
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: So now there's three people talking to me. The main
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: lady goes over to the phone, makes a couple of
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: calls and says, okay, you've got to wait two trains
• 12:36
  Speaker 4: before we can lock this out.
• 12:37
  Speaker 3: Sure. Sweet.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: So I wait for two trains. To go by. So
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: I'm standing there waiting. I'm like, look, it's my cock up.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: That's fine.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: I can do that. I can eat that.
• 12:44
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: I was just... I don't get... Well, I do, but
• 12:48
  Speaker 4: not in this scenario. I was like, this is my bad.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: Waiting there. Two trains go by. The guy comes over
• 12:54
  Speaker 4: with a little claw clip.
• 12:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: A little long stick.
• 12:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, this happens all the time.
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: And she made me feel better. She was like, look,
• 13:01
  Speaker 4: some of the train drivers do it. And then in
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: that time... They said, no, we have to wait for
• 13:05
  Speaker 4: another train. So another train comes over. Meanwhile, all the
• 13:08
  Speaker 4: staff are hearing about this. So three more come over.
• 13:11
  Speaker 4: So at the end, I've got six rail staff, including
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: security and like helpers or whatever, surrounding me.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: It's like one of those things where if you're driving
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: and then somebody pulls over, they cut in front of you, right?
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: They don't indicate or anything like that. And so then
• 13:28
  Speaker 3: you just want to get up and you just want
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: to see the face of the idiot that's done it.
• 13:31
  Speaker 3: And that's what's happened here is, Word's gotten around the
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: train station and everybody's like, you're joking. What does a
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: person look like that does that?
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: That could be so dumb.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: They've all come down. Did any of them like that
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: bloke that talked to Jay, did anybody look you in
• 13:46
  Speaker 3: the eye and just go, idiot?
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: No, I didn't get absolutely done like Horty Jay, but
• 13:51
  Speaker 4: I did have a guy go, So the security guard
• 13:54
  Speaker 4: that was going to get them, he had the claw stick.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: He was like, oh, he was quite short.
• 13:57
  Speaker 3: Was that his job?
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: No.
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: Just his one job he's got?
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: So then a young buck comes over who's like six
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: foot five.
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: Longer arms.
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: And he's like, oh, you've got longer arms than me.
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: And hands him the stick.
• 14:07
  Speaker 4: And he's looking around. He looks at me and he goes,
• 14:08
  Speaker 4: are they Yorkies?
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: And I was like. I'm so sorry.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: And so they had to lock down the whole part
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: of the rail while he reached over and grabbed the keys.
• 14:17
  Speaker 4: And then while he's reaching over to grab the keys,
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: some grandma looking after her grandkids is real curious and
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: has heard about it and leads the kids over to
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: look over the side of the tracks.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, good stuff.
• 14:27
  Speaker 4: And then the staff are all going, what are you doing?
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: Can you back up?
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Were my sunglasses down there?
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: They weren't down there, man. Sorry to tell you. Actually,
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: just on that, you know how it was? given you
• 14:37
  Speaker 4: crap about it before saying you would also lose your
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: son he's sober yeah two people have texted in on
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: 343 the same thing which is um losing your sunglasses
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: or leaving a dilly at your house sitting and if
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: you don't know what that means listen to yesterday's full
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: show podcast wherever you get yours.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: The horaki big show weekdays from four on radio horaki.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: What's on the telly with mike minogue.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't watch anything last night because I was hammering
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: the piss.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Cool.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Irresponsibly.
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: And I'm paying the price for it now.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: I'm paying the price for it now, right? So this
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: is not an advertisement. for drinking too much.
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: What's on the hangover with old Mogi?
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: Plenty. So instead, I'll talk about a podcast that I've
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: been listening to, which is called The Poisoned Wife, and
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: it comes from The Australian, which is a newspaper based
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: out of Australia, surprisingly. They do a whole bunch of podcasts.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: This is the ninth season, each season being a different
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: crime that's been investigated. It Often cold cases, but all
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: sorts of different things.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: This particular one is about a fella there.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: It's a fella there. Surprise, surprise.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: And his wife dies of strychnine poisoning there.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Of what?
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Strychnine is a poison. You can use it for... Farmers
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: use it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: It might be used to control rats. Okay. That sort
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: of thing. Not so much anymore, but highly, highly, like...
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: sort of an amount, it's a powder more often than not,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: an amount the size of a match head would kill you.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: So very, very little. So anyway, this fella here, he's
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: got his eye on getting a new missus and he's
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: been divorced before. And when he got divorced, the first
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: time he lost his farm, you know, the missus ended
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: up getting everything off him and he ended up with
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: very little. So anyway, his missus turns up dead, and
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: there's all of this evidence that sort of points towards
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: it being him, but nobody really thinks it was him,
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: so nothing happens to him. And so now 40 years later,
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: this journalist has gone along there, and this guy is brilliant,
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: this investigator. He has done ones before that have resulted in...
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: an arrest from 40 years ago. Wow. Exactly the same
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: thing really happened, and this journalist looked at it 40
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: years later and got this guy convicted of murder, found
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: out who the murderer was and got him convicted.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: That's out of the gate.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Another one where a woman had been murdered and the guy,
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: it was clear who had done it, but they tested
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: the blood at the crime scene and no DNA was returned.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: So a puddle of blood and no DNA was found
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: to be in a puddle of blood, which is... Odd.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: Quite rare.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: And so he did an investigation, and ultimately what it
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: led to was that the entire DNA testing system in
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: the state of Queensland was buggered, and dozens, if not hundreds,
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: of criminals have been getting away with crimes ranging from
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: every kind of horrific thing you can think of all
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: the way up to murder.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: Because of the DNA.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: Because the DNA testing was wrong. So this guy, he's
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: done all of his podcasts are amazing, so get a
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: handle on it. This particular one is called The Poisoned Wife,
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: but anything that you can do, With Hedley Thomas as
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: the journalist, they're all bloody brilliant.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: It always amazes me when you have such focus and
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: discipline on one subject that you can literally affect the
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: outcome of a criminal case.
• 18:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not bad, eh?
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: That is unbelievable. That's life-affecting stuff. Also life-affecting is East
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: of Eden. I'm not going to spoil anything because I
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: watched it again last night. I'm watching it every night,
• 18:26
  Speaker 4: but I'm literally at the point... where it's so emotionally exhausting.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: I cannot do more than one episode a night. And
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: I went to bed early last night because I got
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: to the end of it and I was like, I
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: can't do this. It was like 9pm. It's so draining, bro.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: But it's five buzzies.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: That's on Netflix.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: So you've got, I think that's you five down. That
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: means you've got two to go.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, something like that.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: I think it was 7-7 in the series. Yeah, I'm
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: looking forward to that. But as I think I said yesterday,
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: but I'm waiting for my wife to get back so
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: that I can watch the rest of it with her.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: I'm sort of padding it out with Modern Family in
• 18:59
  Speaker 4: the meantime as a comfort show.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, good.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Actually, not bad. You know, actually pretty funny.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. It was that show.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: Now, on the way after 5 on the big show,
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: we want to hear your icks. So 3483 is the
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: text number. Get in touch. Every contribution in the draw
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: for a Reburger voucher. And we're going to go over
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: maybe some of our partners or just ones we've heard of.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: that are absolutely ridiculous. So send your ex through.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: 3483.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: It's the Hauraki Big Show.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones. It is the Big Show,
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: as always, brought to you by the good folks at ReBurger,
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: crave-worthy street food freshly made at ReBurger.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: Any last words?
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, well, uh, actually, you know the image. it, well,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: you should probably know, actually, all of you probably should. Um,
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: ReapBurger is crave-worthy, handcrafted, and that's all street food. So, yeah, yeah.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: What?
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: What?
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: What? I'm going to get into our X here, pugs. Now,
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: this has come from me having a conversation with my wife.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I was asking her what her X were. And actually,
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: it's quite hard when you put it on the spot
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: to be able to come up with anything because you just, really,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: you know it when you see it.
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: Yes, it is more of a spontaneous feeling.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get a look on your face straight away.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: You're just like, ugh. No, that's not it. Anyway, she
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: couldn't come up with anything.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good sign.
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: And then anyway, I was in bed at some point
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: there and watching something on my laptop. It feels like
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I might have been hungover. That's generally what I'm doing.
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. At your weakest.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: And I came out to have a chat with my
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: beloved there and she said, oh, you know how you
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: were asking me about my icks? And I said, yeah.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: And she said, it's when people walk around with chippy
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: crumbs all over their hoodies. So I'd been lying in
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: bed and I'd been eating chips and obviously just, I
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: tend to just use my body as a placemat.
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? So there's just crumbs and
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: if there's chocolate, that's all over the place as well.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: So anyway, that was good to know. Just me eating
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: like a toddler gave her the ick.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: I have never heard my partner say that gave me
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: the ick and I'm very grateful for that.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: And that's not for lack of trying. I have asked
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: her many times if something I did has given her
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: the ick.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: And she has also said no. Even if she cringes
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: out a little, it's not quite ick level. I think
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: for some people the ick is like the end. It's like,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: I'm not going to get over this. But the one
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: time that was the closest was when we'd just done
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: a massive bushwalk, and it was on a gravel path,
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: and we're going through the bush. We get all the
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: way to the end of the path to the street,
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: and just as I get to the end of the street,
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: I slip and eat shit on the gravel, but it
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: wasn't one of those ones where I just fall flat.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: You try to save yourself.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It was like a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Step, step, step, step. Eat shit and roll over.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Do you know, I had that once. I had that once. Jeez,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: when was that? 1999, so some years ago. Stuck with you.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I'd been out at a bar when I was backpacking
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: in Australia.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: And look, I met a lovely young lady. There he is.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: We walked back to the hostel, which was some kilometres away.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: And I was saying g'day to the security because I
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: worked at the hostel. So I was saying g'day to
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: the security guard as I walked in. Forgot about the
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: rock circle that was in the middle that people use
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: as a roundabout. Yeah. And I tripped over that and
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: it took me, I saved myself. Yeah. But it took
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: me about 20 metres to save myself. Well, I should
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: have just.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: You should have just taken it.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: I should have just gone down. Yeah. And she just goes,
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I'm going back to my room.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: And I think about that every day.
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: Well, since 99. I'm looking at Dillian here in B-Studio
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: and he is cringing. Send your ick to 3483. The
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: Hauraki Big.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune in weekdays at
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Having some ick chat. Mogi, tell them why.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, my wife said that she gets the ick
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: when I'm covered in crumbs from eating chippies and stuff.
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: And she was reminded of that because you had asked
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: her previously. She had said no.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: She said she didn't have any icks or she couldn't
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: think of one, and then I gave her one sort
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: of pretty quick.
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: That's pretty good. In the break, I remembered one that
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I gave an ex-girlfriend, which is when we were doing
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: dishes after making dinner one night and we were having
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: like a playful tea towel fight.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: And then I got her one too many times, and
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: she thought the joke was already over at that point.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: So I flicked her with the tea towel one too
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: many times, and that gave her the ick. Really? So
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: you can imagine how that relationship worked out. Dilly Hepburn
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: in Studio B, a lady has told him that when
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: you're standing, waiting for the shower water to heat up,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: but it's not quite warm enough yet, so you're standing
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: there nude with your hand under the water.
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: That's spot on.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: That is spot on. Seeing that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: That's one of those things where, you know, you would
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: never think of that. Like if you ask somebody, you
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: would never think of that. But then now that I
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: know that, I'm picturing that, and of course it looks ridiculous.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Same as this one here that's come through about seeing
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: men in a bath and there's no bubbles. So just
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: seeing a naked dude in a bath.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just everything floating around there. Just your blobby little
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: rig just under the water.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Another one is shouting down a bus. So running after
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: a bus and shouting for the bus to stop. Yes.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: I've got a real thing about that. I've got a
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: real thing about that.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Many buses because of that exact thing. I give myself
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: the ick.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: You're better off... running under the bus yeah like it
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: is just don't run for anything man just it's it's
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: fine chasing after it's it's a sort of i think
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: it's a certain level of desperation or something i just
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: i loathe it when i see it or chasing after
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: like a five dollar note or something you know running
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: along and trying to trying to put your foot on
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: a five dollar note just let it just let it
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: go man i.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: I text my partner uh while the songs are playing
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: my current partner i said um what ick have i
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: given you and she said none.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right. Dot, dot, dot.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: And I said, what was the closest thing?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, great.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Then three texts came through.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: So I think she's saving my feelings here. One was
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: when I got steamed at her sister's 30th birthday and
• 25:37
  Speaker 4: I had just met all the family and I found
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: a broom and I was using the broom as a microphone.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: I was like next level... irresponsibly steamed at the family
• 25:51
  Speaker 4: function found.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: A broom in the corner that.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Was at the after that was very early on we
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: weren't even officially dating at that point oh my god
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: uh and another one another one she says which i'm
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: just finding out now live on the air uh is
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: tucking my exercise top into my shorts and then host
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: hoisting the shorts up high and now I do that
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: for her sake because you know I've got like I'm
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: a big rig guy I'm a sturdy fella and so
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: I don't want anything flopping around when I'm running.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: What was the song you were singing Stud?
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: She reckons it was MJ but I think it was
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: probably more likely Justin Timberlake well that helps us.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: With our the name for the show it's.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: Old Mogi and the Ick oh cheers man I think
• 26:41
  Speaker 8: I like Topher Boy better keep your Icks coming on
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: 3483 every one of those in the draw for a
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: $ 50 rebuke voucher.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Sadly, we're not, even though we had a couple of goodies.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, here's Metallica on the Hauraki Big Show.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: It's Kings of Leon on the Hauraki Big Show with
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Pugs and Mogi. And that cuter call for Giggler was
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: coming up pretty soon, I reckon. It's your chance to
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: win your share of $ 10, 000 we've got to give away
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: across the month. So think about your next gig ticket
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: purchase and you can win $ 250 to put towards a
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: gig of your choice. Cheers to gigs. Cheers to super liquor.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Now we're having ick chat.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we are. This comes out the back of my
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: wife telling me she had the ick when I'm covered
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: in chippy crumbs and the like all over my hoodie
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: because I'm an absolute animal. Which is, you know, that's
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: fair enough. And then, Pugs, you were just saying you
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: got a text or two from your missus, and one
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: of them, she was saying, She got there from you
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: tucking your shirt into your shorts, your gym shirt, into
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: your exercise shorts. And during the break, you've had a
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: complete mental breakdown.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Not a mental breakdown. I've just wanted to dive into
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: the ins and outs of why she would say that
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: when we work out together. And she sees me do
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: that every day that I'm not at the gym lifting weights.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: I do it when we do Pilates or running or whatever,
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: which is usually with her.
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah. So it's going really well.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: But you were absolutely spiraling.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: We've had some come through on 3483. Shoes on the beach.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Wearing shoes, covered shoes on the beach. That's a goodie.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: Can I also say just as an aside to that,
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: the walk that you have to do up dunes, particularly
• 28:27
  Speaker 4: if you're wearing shoes like in sand where your feet
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: are sliding down. and it's taking you 10 minutes to
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: get up a hill.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: That's annoying. I don't know if it's ick-worthy just because
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: everyone's going through it, you know?
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: I feel like I give myself the ick when I'm
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: whistling because it tires me out.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Oh, right.
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: And so I'm like, oh, well, that's embarrassing.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: That's just something you don't like.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, fair enough.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Walking on gravel, bare feet, and they've got their arms
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: sort of up in the air like that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: Their shoulders are up to their earlobes.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: That is a weird one. Having an allergy. That's the
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: most hardcore one we've had. Anybody that's got an allergy
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: which is a genetic weakness and so therefore something you
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: don't want to breed with, pretty harsh call.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: That's where I feel like a lot of this comes
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: from is like natural survival caveman stuff.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, completely agree. This one here, dropping something flat or
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: hard plastic on the timber floor and you can't pick
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: it up and you just end up pushing it around,
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: something like a CD. That is a ripper. Just watching
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: somebody do that. And then the other one is, you
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: know when... You drop something on the floor and you
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: don't pick it up first time? Yeah. And you go, miss, miss,
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: and then you normally get in. That's when I have
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: a moment to myself just going, oh, man.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: You stop and you go, what got me here? What
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: was it? Keep them coming on 3483. If we get enough,
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: we'll revisit it. In the meantime, listen out for that
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: cuticle for Giga Little. It's the Hauraki Big Show.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki. gig a little
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: on Radio Hauraki. Let's see who wants to hear the
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: roar of the encore.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Cheers to Super Liquor.
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: That's right. It's your chance to win your share of
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: 10 grand. Thanks to our mates at Super Liquor. That's
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: pretty unreal. $ 250 every single day to go towards your
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: next ticket purchase for a gig. Bought one last night, Mogi.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, did you?
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Going to a festival, one festival over New Year's.
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: Maybe another. Who knows? But the first stop will be
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Le Currents.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, beauty.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Freddie's cull cocks it's gonna be a huge one it's
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: gonna be a bloody huge one mate really really excited
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: uh but we want to know what gigs you're planning
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: on going to should we go to the phone lines
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: uh g'day hodaki who are we speaking to oh hey
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: hello hello is that julie yeah it is yeah g'day
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: julie how are you good nice mate what do you
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: do for a crust julie Oh, accounts.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, backbone. Oh, backbone.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Kiwi fruit industry.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Well, someone's got to do it, Julie, because there's a
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: whole bunch of people out there that absolutely suck at
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: doing their accounts. Yeah, absolutely.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Good on you, mate. Now, Julie, which gig would you
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: go to if you want some cash?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: I am going to Lily Allen at the end of
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: this month. Oh, you beauty. Yeah.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Maybe something over New Year as well. Yeah, there you go.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: There's always something going at New Year, so that could
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: be cool. Yeah, there's a ton of stuff coming up. Yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I've got to spend a small fortune to buy all
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: the tickets that I want to get. Actually, on that note,
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: if anyone's got a spare ticket to Queens of the
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Stainage lying around, floor ticket, let me know.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: We have to one or two?
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Just the one. I've got one coming, and I just
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: need one more.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sweet. Well, the good news for you, Julie, is
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: you've won yourself $ 250 to go towards your next gig.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Fantastic, mate. Will you go to
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: a different gig or get another mate along to Lily
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: Allen or something?
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: There's two of us going already, so I might go
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: to another one as well. Yeah, that's the spirit, man.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Get yourself something, eh?
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fantastic, mate. Alrighty, Julie, I'll check you on hold
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: and our old mate Dillian Studio B will look after you.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: We'll hand you that cash personally. Thanks for the call.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Awesome. Thank you.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Good on you, mate.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: Good on you, mate. That's all. Thanks to our mates
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: at Super Liquor. Cheers to gigs. Cheers to Super Liquor.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I love this song. How good is it?
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: One of the great road trip songs. This is Incubus.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: Are you in on the Hauraki Big Show?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: The Hauraki Big Show.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: It's Tom Petty on the Hauraki Big Show. You're here
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: with Pugs and Mogi. And we're on a mish at
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: the moment, Mogi, to get people to bloody get out
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: and vote.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Absolutely we are. We've got the elections coming up at
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: the end of the year and getting battered with all
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: the information around that. But just want to encourage people
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: to jump on the roll. Enroll to vote and then vote.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: I don't care who you're voting for. It's none of
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: my business. Do whatever you want. But there's a hell
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: of a lot, particularly of young people, about 170,000 people
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: aged between 18 and 24 who aren't enrolled at all.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: It's a huge voting block. So get out there and
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: have a crack on enroll.nz or vote.nz. And it doesn't
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: matter how old you are. If you're not enrolled, sort
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: it out because... It used to be that you could
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: enroll on the day, and now you can't. I think
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: there's only about a week left, actually, for you to
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: be able to enroll.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: I met a woman today who does work at the polls.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: And she said the amount of people that she has
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: seen in her previous experience turning up on the day
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: is astounding. And I brought this up, and she said, well,
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: there's going to be a lot of pissed off people
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: if they don't get onto it now.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, 100%.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: Because it's not a political stance to not vote.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: No.
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: Have your say. Go to honoroll.nz or vote.nz. It was
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: really easy for me. I did it the other day,
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: and it turns out I was already enrolled in my electorate.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: And so that made it fantastically easy. I did it in, like,
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: less than two minutes. Yep.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Enrollment deadline is 25th of October, and election day is
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: on the 7th of November. So what we're doing as
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: well is, you know, it's nice to encourage people, but
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: we want to threaten people as well. So I recommend
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: if you are enrolled, start bullying your mates. Start putting
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: the pressure on them. Get in the group chat. Ostracise
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: them from your friend group. Don't invite them to your wedding.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: All of that sort of stuff until they're enrolled. And
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: once they're enrolled and they've voted, then you can welcome
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: them back in with open arms.
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: Fantastic. Here's the killers in the meantime on Hauraki.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, welcome back, you massive backbones. You are listening to
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: The Big Show. Hori J and Keezy on holiday. So
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: you've got Pugs and Mogi here with you. But regardless,
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: it's always brought to you by our mates who do beef, chicken,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: vegan and vegetarian options. Re-burger, redefining the norm.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: Re-burger.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: Thinking about a bit of re-burger.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: That's honestly, I think I said it to you yesterday,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: the best hangover meal. I mean, it's the best meal,
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: but particularly the hangovers.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with saying the best hangover meal. Yeah,
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: I am. It's a lot to consider over this coming
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: hour there, Pugsan, a lot to consider.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Because one thing you need to, I think it's important
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: that people know, is that you're home alone hungover, aren't you?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: I am, that's right. Which is great. Yeah, yeah, it's
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: the way to be. It's the best way to be hungover.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the best hangover.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: In your own cesspool, you've got crumbs all over your shirt.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: And you've got Reberger flying in the door.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: It's a good way to be. My partner just texted
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: me and said, are you okay with basic ass... dinner
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: from and insert the name of that fancy supermarket that
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: Jase likes to go to.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: And so every now and then we like to pretend
• 35:44
  Speaker 4: that we have dog squad money and go to the
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: supermarket but they quite often put like discounts quick sale.
• 35:49
  Speaker 7: Oh, right.
• 35:50
  Speaker 4: Like a lasagna or something.
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: Sure.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: And pretty nicely made. Yeah. Just got to have them
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: that day.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Too easy. What a treat.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: Now, heaps on the way for the last hour of
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: The Big Show today. We want more name suggestions on
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: 3483 for the show. It's your last day to get
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: yourself in the draw for the trade-tested comp. We'll be
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: drawing a winner for that tomorrow, so some details on that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: And then also, I'm diving into the archives, and we're
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: bringing back a Big Show classic.
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: Here we go.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: It's REM on the Hauraki Big Show with Mogi and Pugs.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: And you'll notice that we're just saying Mogi and Pugs
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: because we need a name. We've been on the lookout
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: for a name since Monday. We want to narrow it
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: down to our favourites and eventually do a poll so
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: I can make some stings to play for our final
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: week together, Mogi.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bloody exciting stuff, mate.
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: So we're just going to run you through a few
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: suggestions and we want to hear your feedback on 3403.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: Or if you've got a better idea, Send that through
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: on 3483 as well. All of these that you hear,
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: and yours if you submit, go on the draw for
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: a re-burger voucher. There's a couple of TV references, Beavis
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: and Butthead and Ren and Stimpy. I think that's IP
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: we probably can't touch. There's a lot of Tofu Boy.
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: Tofu Boy and the Honka?
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had that yesterday, didn't we? Tofu Boy and
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: the Honka, yeah.
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Old Mogi and the Jizz Magnet.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Well, Jizz, Jace's cat Jizz loves you. She actually does.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's what it is.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: From house sitting the other day, I do tend to
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: magnetize jizz. I just find jizz all over me at
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: any given moment. Shambles and rambles, not a fan.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Not a fan. Chud and chudder, which I like, but
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: I don't think it's appropriate for this show. The Big
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: Dog Show? Like the Big Dog Show.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: The Big Dog Show, yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: With Corgi and the Pug.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: With Corgi and the Pug.
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I guess you're Corgi.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Jeez.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: I had somebody send me one directly on Instagram. This
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: is from Josh. And it's possibly my favorite so far.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: And that is Snout and the Stout. And that comes
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: from yesterday, me being stout. Yes. And being called up
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: for an audition because of my sturdy build.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not too bad. It's not too bad. Stout
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: and the Snout.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Or... Stout and the Snout.
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Is that what I just said?
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. The other one was Snout and the Stout.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: No, then I just said it back the other way around.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: We're getting good at this, man.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, wait, hear me out.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: What about... I've got a good idea.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Snout and the Stout. Have you got a favourite at
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: all so far?
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I mean, Tofu Boy makes sense
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: for me. That sort of.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: You know, that's deep, big show, a deep, big show reference,
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I think. I'm glad that makes sense. And I don't
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: know why I'm changing my name, actually, now that I
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: think about it, because I'm Mogi, so it should be
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Mogi and Tofu Boy.
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: But I'm Pugs, and I've always been Pugs. I don't
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: want to overstep here.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: You haven't always been. You've been James Pugsley when you arrived.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: Is that right, or did you ever have the name?
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: No, I was Pugs before that. Before you were named
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: James Pugsley. Yes, in the womb. Were you Mogi in
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: the womb?
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: It's your story, man. I'm just listening to it.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: No, that's fair.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, so you think Tofu Boy. I think Tofu Boy
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: is good. I mean, look, I'm open to any kind
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: of offers here, but you asked me which one is
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: my favorite, and so far that is what has stuck
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: for me.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Okay, well, if we're submitting finalists, mine's going to be
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Snout and the Stout or some variation on that or
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Stout and the Snout if you haven't heard that one before.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Keep them coming. 3483, you're on the Hauraki Big Show.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Insta feel free to submit more there.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: It's garbage on the Hauraki Big Show with Mogi and
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Pugs Hootie Jane Keezy off on holiday there did you
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: see actually side note did you see Jase having to
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: push start his car.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: I did yeah yeah it was up on the Instagram
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: there so it was Jase and what looked like at
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: least three of his daughters yeah um pushing a car
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: along some country road somewhere in Outback Australia.
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: Some desert road, eh?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen a car being jump-started since 1983. Yeah, absolutely.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Massive push start.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: He's going to come back with a whole bunch of
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: adventures and a whole bunch of fresh content for us.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Hoity J on Instagram, if you want to have a
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: gaze at that. Now, it is the final day... for
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: you to get in the draw to win yourself $ 2, 500
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: worth of Trade Tester products. They are going to go
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: to One Lucky Backbone tomorrow. We've drawn a few winners
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: every Friday for the last four weeks, and this is
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: the last one. So if you want to transform your
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: average deck into one with confidence, Trade Tester has everything
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: for your backyard. So there's a lot of entries. All
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: you have to do is go to tradetester.co.nz, have a
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: look at what they have, and then enter what you
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: want to win Over at horaki.co.nz. We've got a few
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: entries here, Mogi. This one's pretty close. This person's actually
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: got $ 2, 466. So they're going to get $ 34 to play
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: with there.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Because this is the thing, if you're a dollar over,
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: you're out. Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: But if you're a dollar under, that's fine. It's up
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: to you if you don't care. If you want to
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: waste the prize money, that's fine. This person's after a
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: sauce stand, a Royal Gourmet gas barbecue and burner. That's $ 679.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: A Makita side compound miter saw and then a rotary
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: tool with some accessories there. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: This person here has gone for just a greenhouse, just
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: a whole greenhouse, a 8 foot by 14 foot greenhouse,
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: which is $ 1, 999. And then to top that up, they've
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: gone for a Makita 18-volt reciprocating saw, brushless with the
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: LXT skin.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: No brush. No brush. No brush. That's a huge call. Shocker.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: So the reciprocating sword and the greenhouse.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: They've buggered that up. Gone without the brush.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: You think the brush one is better. Oh, okay. You've
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: absolutely done them. And this person here has gone for
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: a wood pellet smoker and grill, which is interesting. Barbecue.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: It says it has Wi-Fi.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: A barbecue with Wi-Fi.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I'm guessing that's to connect to it and maybe adjust
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: temperature from inside the house or something like that.
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Quite possibly.
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: And then another edition of the Steel.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Some things, could I say that some things don't need Wi-Fi? Controversial.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Some things don't need the internet. There are fridges with
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: the internet now. Do we know what that's all about?
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: So you can order your food.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: I think it's so you can order food or... No,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I think that's it.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Just buzzies on Instagram, sort of trolling.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Just buzzies on the fridge.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, while you're waiting for your egg to boil.
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: This person also went for a steel gas fire table square.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: And then a fridge freezer, side-by-side stainless steel. So have
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: a gaze at tradetester.co.nz, look at their products, and then
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: find what you like. Add it to your cart or
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: your wish list or whatever, and then enter that over
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: at horaki.co.nz.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: I've been on that site, and it's absolutely rammed to
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: the gills with stuff.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: They've got a shitload of stuff.
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: There's so much stuff on there. It's unreal.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: And that's how you elevate your average deck into one
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: with confidence. Make your deck great with Trade Tester. We'll
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: draw a winner tomorrow here on the Hauraki Big Show.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike, and Keezy. Tune
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: That's the Datsuns on the Hauraki Big Show with Mogi
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: and Pugs. And it's time to take another dive back
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: into the archives of the Big Show, Mogi. Now, usually
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: around this time of week, or I think three times
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: a week, we do meetpaddynips69 at gmail.com, which is a
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: real email address that you can submit to your advice
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: questions of any kind and they'll remain anonymous.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Yep, keep them coming.
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Now, before we had that streamlined system, we sort of
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: had a segment for everything and anything and everything, all
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: kinds of advice, every single subject.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Relationship chat.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, it's funny you say that because this is
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: October 2023 when relationship advice was still amongst the show.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: I love you so much.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: We need to talk.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going out with the boys.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Hey, babe, we got anything on this weekend?
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Relationship advice with Jason Mike. Yeah.
• 43:57
  Speaker 7: And as two experienced men of the world, Mogi and I,
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: we've been through the ring. Yeah, I guess you could
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: say we've been through the highs and lows of. and
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: where you feel it's important to give back to the
• 44:07
  Speaker 7: community for people that may be struggling in their relationship,
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: as Mogi is at the moment, and, you know, just
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: give them advice on things they may or may not
• 44:15
  Speaker 7: be struggling.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: With, Mogi. Often people will suffer in silence. Yes, indeed.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: And I think there's often value in that. Yeah, generally speaking.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: You know, Keith earlier on was talking about some issues
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: he was having at home with his wife not letting
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: him buy a hat.
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: Nobody needs to know about that.
• 44:29
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: But some of this other stuff that actually matters.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: You know, we could really... Really help people out. Yeah, totally.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Well, here's a question for you.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, read the hat thing.
• 44:39
  Speaker 7: Well, hang on. I, you know, it's like, can you
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: not waste my time?
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. Is that your biggest issue? Yeah.
• 44:45
  Speaker 4: Cool, fellas.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: We could probably have this chat off air.
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: Here's a question.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Keep them coming on 3483. G'day, fellas. How do I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: say to my partner that she's spending too much on
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the wedding without sounding cheap like Hoity J?
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Cheers. Ooh, tough one. That is tough, isn't it? And
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: just for the record, she's not spending too much. You're
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: both wasting your money. Yeah, you're right.
• 45:06
  Speaker 7: Hey, listen, I did have a, and this is quite
• 45:07
  Speaker 7: a serious tip, what we did for our wedding for
• 45:10
  Speaker 7: the booze, we said to people, instead of buying us presents,
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: just contribute towards the booze for the night. And that
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: saved us a massive amount of money. Also, get family
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: members involved. Like my wife, her cousin was a great chef,
• 45:25
  Speaker 7: so we got her doing all the cooking, didn't have
• 45:27
  Speaker 7: to pay her. So we just have to buy the ingredients.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Stuff like that, you know what I mean?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Or just don't get married. What if this person's cousin
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: doesn't have a chef in the family, you know?
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: I guess that one of the options is to just
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: stand her up on her wedding day.
• 45:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you could.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Because I can tell you what, they hate that. Yeah,
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: they do. They hate it. But if you're not getting
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: through on the messaging around how much it's going to cost, well,
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: then you can spend the day by yourself.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: I tell you what else you can do, Mogi. What
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: else you can do is you can just say, hey.
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: Why don't you and I just elope?
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 45:56
  Speaker 7: Go to a registry office, get married, just you and me,
• 46:00
  Speaker 7: and then take off. Really, what you mean is I
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: don't want to spend any money on this waste of time.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I don't know as much as you guys,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: but I'd say if you just have an honest conversation
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: about it, and if you've got worries.
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: I'd voice those. This is coming from a guy who
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: can't even buy a hat in his own relationship. So
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: next question, Keezy.
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, thanks, Keezy.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: That's actually a really valid point.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: G'day, fellas.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: My partner keeps complaining that I come home from hunting
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: with no meat. What should I do?
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Cheers. Classic. So he's having an affair. This is a
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: classic one, this one. So what you've got to do, mate,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: is I'd change it up. I've spoken about this before,
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: but you change it to duck hunting. Then you can
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: go and do whatever it is you're doing, then just
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: pop down to the local lake, throw a bit of
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: bread out the window. The ducks come right over to
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: the car, grab them around the old neck, chuck them
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: in the back seat or the boot, you're home and hosed.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Well done.
• 46:53
  Speaker 7: You know, I talk a lot about the fact that
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: I go fishing.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: What's kissing? What's kissing? I do a lot of fishing.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you.
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: I'll tell everyone right now. I'll be honest with you.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: I never caught a fish in my life. Just pop
• 47:06
  Speaker 7: into Kelly Tartan's and they've got a big tank of
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: kakawai there.
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: Get those bastards out.
• 47:11
  Speaker 7: Take them home.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: Look at this, darling. Look at these.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: Look at these bastards.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: You don't get in trouble for just breaking into Kelly Tartan's?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: No, I pay to get in.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: But you can just reach in and grab a fish
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: out and no one hits you?
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: No, no.
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: No one notices because there's just a big tank of them.
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: Right, okay. Yeah, yeah. The trick is to start a
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: fire in the bathroom first.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, hey, keep those texts coming
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: through on 3483 if you want any more of this
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: fantastic advice.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: It's only right that we'd have a segment bringing back
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: relationship advice and it's about fish. Is it? Well, it
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: just ended up being all about Jase stealing fish.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, exactly right. Yeah, it's completely derailed.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: So now if you need relationship advice, the best way
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: to do that is to go to meetpaddynips69 at gmail.com.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: If you read it out, if it gets read out
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: on the show, sorry, We'll probably get you a voucher
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: at some point. And if you want to search back
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: through those archives like I have been, search Hauraki Big
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Show wherever you get your podcasts from every single show
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: we've ever done on there.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: See what I mean?
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: It's really nice. It's like an earworm. Mogi, another one
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: in the bag, man.
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: Another one in the bag, mate. Nearly halfway through.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: We're going to have to get a name for this bastard.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: Nearly halfway through, isn't it? Friday tomorrow, get a bit
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: of throbber on. This evening, I'm going to go home.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to... It's one of those hangovers
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: where I think I'm going to need to eat some
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: bad food. Do you know? I know. Yeah. I don't
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: know what I'm going to... Oh, actually, I've got a
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: bit of re-burger up my sleeve there. I don't know.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: That might be too much, though. Too much of a
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: good thing. Yeah. See how we go. And then I've
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: just got to get horizontal. But it's bloody beautiful out there.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: It's still gorgeous.
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: It is lovely out there.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: So that could be bad news, but I can't do
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: two of these in a row. I cannot.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Someone did say earlier the best way to handle it
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: i always get back on.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: It yeah unfortunately it's true but it's compounding isn't it
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: the other best thing for it is to just go
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: to bed you know and wake up tomorrow brand new
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: what are you doing uh.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: I'm knackered because of the pilates class i went to
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: at 7 a.m oh yeah followed by doing that callback
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: for that audition oh yes which we can get into
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: another day depending on how it goes, and then coming
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: in here and doing this. So I'm knackered. I'm going
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: to go home, and I'm also heading away tomorrow after
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: the show, so I'd like a quiet night at home.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good on you.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: I don't even know if I can handle another East
• 49:50
  Speaker 4: of Eden at the moment. That's how drained I am
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: from there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe just something light
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: on the telly. And then just chill with my partner
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: and enjoy the afternoon sun. Smacks our apartment just right.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: floats in there.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: You've got to go home and get into a screaming
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: match don't you about you tucking your shirt into your
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: shorts let us know how that goes tomorrow write that
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: down for content right now it's not.
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: The end of it It's not the end of it. Nah.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: I'd like to think the better part of me will
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: forget by the time I get home. Okay, so let's
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: just end it. But then I'll remember when I go
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: to work out tomorrow.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, of course you will.
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: And then I'll be under the tux. But anyway, that
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: is all from us. Tune in to the podcast. They
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: drop at 7.30 wherever you get yours. Search High Ducky
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: Big Show. Today's one in fashion with the rest of
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: the week. Today is a disclaimer podcast from this week
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: in 2025. So last year we progressed further and further.
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Don't know what I'll do tomorrow. Maybe like a mixed
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: bag or something like that. But we'll figure it out.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, have yourself a beautiful night. This has
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: been the Hauraki Big Show with Pugs and Mogi. See
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: you later.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: Good on yous.