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The David Chronicles · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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The Lord is my babysitter. I shall not want.
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No, that's not good. The Lord is my grandpa.
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I shall not want no Idaho, David.
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What you doing? Just shepherding all you little
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cotton swabs. The Lord is my shepherd.
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I shall not want I like it. Are you busy David Wooley?
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Can't you see? I'm trying to To write a song.
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You're always writing songs. What's this one called number 23
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song? 23.
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How many songs are you going right?
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I don't know. Maybe 150.
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You should write a really long song.
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Some time just to be funny. Sure.
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Okay I'll do that. Did you need something Willie?
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Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you but I'm getting thirsty.
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So go get a drink by myself. The stream of water is right.
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There. But what if I fall in?
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It's not a raging River. It's a stream.
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The water is perfectly still look.
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Leave me please. Hey, I just thought of a new
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line for my song. Give me a second he leadeth me
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beside the Still Waters. Well there is one more, small
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problem, some bear, just grab my best friend sweaty, why didn't
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you say so sooner? Because it just happened.
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Wait here I'll be right back, be careful.
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It's a real bear. Are mr.
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Bear. Put that sheet down, or I'll cut
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your head off. You're just a kid and you don't
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even have a sword. Well, you have as a slingshot,
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wait ago, David. Are you gonna cut off his head?
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Now I'll have to ask my dad if I can use his knife.
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Wow. You must practice with your
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slingshot of bunch. Yeah, it's fun.
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Besides, who knows? I might have to kill a giant
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Philistine someday. What are you going to be when
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you grow up, David A rock star. Now I'm going to be king.
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So what are you doing? Wasting your time here with us
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your highness? I'm not wasting my time, I'm
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learning to be a leader. I lead you cotton swabs to Still
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Waters. I make you lie down in Green
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Pastures let me write that down. He maketh me lie down in Green
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Pastures. Where was I?
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Oh yeah I make sure you're all fed and comfortable when the
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enemy attacks. I protect you.
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See, I'm learning to be king over Israel by being your king.
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Wow, you're just taking life one step at a time, huh?
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Yeah. God is leading me like I lead
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you. God leads us one step at a time
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and I lead you one step at a time.
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Speaking of leading, I could still use a drink of that
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Stillwater. You mentioned earlier.
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Oh, sorry I forgot. Come on, maybe after you're
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done, writing your song you can play block with me blob.
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What's that? It's a game I play.
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When I'm in the Valley and I Cloud passes overhead, it makes
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a shadow. I call the blob.
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If the shadow hits, you, you're dead, but don't be afraid.
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You're not really dead. I know, it's just pretended.
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Yes. Finally, someone gets it all the
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other sheep are afraid to play. They think it's evil.
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Yay, though. I walk through the valley of the
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shadow of death. I will fear.
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No evil, what? I forgot my songbook I'll be
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right back. What if I fall in?
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It's going to be his fault. Another day in the field.
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Taking care of the sheep. No TV, no Gameboy.
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Just me and my pet Rock Dwayne. Okay.
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Dwayne you know the routine. You watch the Sheep full.
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I pray then I'll watch the Sheep while you pray.
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That's not fair fine. Rock paper scissors on 3. 123
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paper covers rock I win again. Why do I always choose the The
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Rock, teach me your way O Lord and Lead Me in a smooth path
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because of my enemies. I like that.
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I think I'll add it to my book Duane.
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Let's see, I'll call it Psalm. 27, 11.
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Dwayne, are you, okay? You're scared stiff a bear.
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Hey, how are you doing, kid? I don't want any trouble.
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I'm just looking out for some bare necessities if you know
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what I mean, I'll just help myself to one of those sheep if
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you don't mind. Dwayne do something.
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You said I had to watch the Sheep.
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You never said, I had to protect them.
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Besides, that's your job. You're the shepherd.
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Why don't you hit him upside the head?
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You hit him upside the head. It's my turn to pray.
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That's not fair. So, it's fair God, I need your
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help. Teach me your way.
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O Lord and Lead Me in a smooth path because of my enemies.
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Psalm 27 11. Okay, Dwayne Rock, Paper
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Scissors. We don't have to hit the bear on
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three One, two, three scissors. You win?
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I won. I never win.
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Hurry, the bear is getting away with wooly.
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Get in the sling. I'll throw you out him.
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Hold on. Dwayne.
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Wait. I don't hold on to the Rock.
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Oh, thank you. God, we did it.
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Dwayne, we? What do you mean?
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We I hit him. Not you.
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He was getting away. I slunk Are you at him?
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So I hit him. You're welcome.
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Here We Go Again, Dwayne no cell phone, no MP3 player, just you
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and me. Dwayne God wants his children to
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have a strong desire to learn. You watch the sheeple?
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I pray. Then I'll watch the Sheep while
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you pray. What do you always get?
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A pray first because I always pray first, you know that you
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want to play Rock Paper Scissors?
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No, just pray. I watch the Sheep but if a bear
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comes, it's your turn to hit them.
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Fine. Teach me your way O Lord and
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Lead Me in a smooth path because of my enemies.
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Psalm 27 11, I love to memorize the word of God.
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You remember it don't you join Dwayne are you okay it's not
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another bear is it? Ah a lion put em up, put em up.
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Let's cute kid. I hope you don't mind me helping
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myself to one of your sheep. After all you have so many of
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them even now stay out of my way or I'll eat you.
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Little exit stage left. Dwayne!
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Pray! God will tell you what to do?
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You just finished praying. What did God tell you to do?
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You told me to put you in my sling again, so you can kill
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that lion. It's your turn.
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Remember, it's my turn to kill a bear.
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This is a lion. I've never killed a lion.
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Neither of us, I teach me your way.
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O Lord and Lead Me in a smooth path because of my enemies.
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Psalm 27 11, we'll do it together.
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You get in the sling and I'll throw you out him, all right?
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Right, hurry up so we can get it over with.
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Hold on Twain. Never mind.
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Don't hold on the Rock even know.
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Thank you God, you did it. Dwayne me, what do you mean me?
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I thought we were gonna work together this time.
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Oh yeah, we did it. That's more like it.
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Just stay close by me. Dwayne, everything will be fine.
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You saw my brother's didn't you during the Army?
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You know, he beats taking care of sheep all day.
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I'll bet they pray every day. I know, I would God wants his
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children to have a strong desire to learn.
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No matter what we do. We always need to learn the
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right way to do things. Dwayne, look at that guy.
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He's A giant. No wonder everyone is afraid of
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him. I'm not afraid of him.
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Let's go home. We can't go home until we kill
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that giant. Are you crazy?
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Look at that guy. Well, somebody's gotta do it.
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Hey, we could do it together. We killed a lion and a bear,
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didn't we? Yeah you're right Dwayne
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somebody's got to teach this giant.
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A lesson might as well be us teach me your way O Lord and
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Lead Me in a smooth path because of my enemies.
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Psalm 27 11. Let's go.
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So we sent a boy to do a man's work.
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Hey, no I'm here to do God's work.
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You see? I was just as scared of you
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yesterday as everyone else, but I pray and ask God to show me
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what to do. Well, technically, it was Wayne
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that helped me remember Wayne who's doing well, can't Dwayne.
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Thank you God, we did it. Dwayne you did it David?
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I landed right between his eyes. Why a pebble could have killed
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him? That's how good you are.
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When you listen to God. Thanks Duane.
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Hey I'm hungry. What are we eating today?
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Lion or bear. Whatever.
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You feel like cooking David. It's your turn to cook.
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Let's do rock-paper-scissors loser Cooks.
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Okay on 3 123 paper covers rock. I win again.
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Fine. Fine.
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I'll cook I can never smell what you're cooking, anyway.
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Coast is clear. Coast is clear, coast is clear.
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I thought you said, toast is clear, toast is clear.
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That doesn't make any sense. I know that's why I kept hiding.
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They thought something was wrong.
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So what is wrong? Why are you hiding out here?
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I think your dad is trying to kill me.
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My dad is King. Saul, that's the one.
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You're kidding. Why?
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And my dad want to kill you. You kill Goliath for him.
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My dad owes you big time. Your dad doesn't owe me
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anything. God helped me kill that giant.
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What makes you think? My dad is trying to kill you.
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He keeps throwing his Spirit me. Oh, he does that.
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When he's trying to kill someone but he would have told me if he
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was after you. He tells me everything.
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Well maybe he's not telling you this time.
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He knows you and I are best buds.
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You're right. What do you want me to do David?
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I'll do anything. For you.
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Just name it. I'll do it.
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Okay, find out for sure if your dad is trying to kill me
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consider it done. Wait, what if he is after me,
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he'll probably have you followed knowing that you'll lead him to
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me, we gotta have a plan, right? I never thought of that, okay,
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if he's trying to kill you I'll stand over there and yell run.
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Forrest run. He won't even know I'm talking
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to you because your name is in Forest, but you don't know
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anyone named Forrest, he might get suspicious.
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Right, I got it. I'll tie a note to a big rock
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and I'll throw it at you. That's too obvious.
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Why would you come out here to throw a rock with a note on it.
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They'll never suspect a thing. I always come out here and shoot
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my bow and arrow, that's it. Shoot, your bow and arrow that
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will be the signal. Okay.
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If I shoot past the Target that means get out of town.
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If I shoot in front of the Target, that means it's safe.
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What if you hit the target, cool, and that would be the
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first time better not plan on it.
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It. Thanks.
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Dude. I owe you.
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Just promise me that you and I will always be friends.
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No matter what happens. Best buds always.
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It's time to eat. What's for supper?
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I ordered pizza. Where's David?
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I thought he was eating with us. He couldn't make it.
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I told him it was okay if he didn't come, don't you
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understand? As long as David lives?
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You will never be king. The people love him.
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They trust him, they'll do anything.
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He says greater love has no man than this than to lay down,
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one's life for his friends, David loves you father.
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He'll do anything for You even kill a giant.
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I don't think God loves me anymore.
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He's going to get David my kingdom.
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I'm sure of it. If that's what God wants.
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Okay, he's God, right? I want you to be king.
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Jonathan, you're my son. I want you to bring David to me,
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so I can kill him for you for me.
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Why what's he done wrong? Don't you yell at me?
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You try to kill me with your spear, just for that.
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I'm not eating any of your pizza.
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What am I saying? I love pizza, but I have to warn
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David. I'm not hungry anymore.
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Where are you going to shoot my bow and arrow in the forest?
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What Forest did I say forest? I don't know.
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Anyone named Forrest. King.
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So we come from the town of Kela with news.
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About David, the one you are seeking.
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Keep your distance. Now who are you?
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I am mayor Walker. Tuck of Kela.
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This is my most trusted advisor. Yoda beta Hooter.
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We are debating. Who died.
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What about David? I heard he was staying in your
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town. And oh, he most surely was David
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saved us from the Philistines. Pray before he came David, did
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come help us. God told him my most trusted
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advisor. Yoda beta Hooter, says that
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David prayed before he came to Kela?
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God told him to come help us. I don't really care why he came.
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Where is he now? He left two days ago.
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Prayed to God. David did David you were coming.
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God did leave now said he two days ago?
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It was my most trusted advisor. Yoda beta Hooter.
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No debate, Uhura. I know you've already told me
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what his name is. Get to the point.
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Yes, and well, my most trusted advisor.
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Your, he says, that David prayed and God told him you were
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coming. God told him to leave and So he
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did two days ago, the right boss.
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Wow. Come From.
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Where Did He? That's my spy.
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I sent them into your town to look for David.
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No sign of David or his men. Anywhere they were here though
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the wall in the men's bathroom says David and his men were
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here, they have two days ago. They left two days ago.
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Two days ago. I've heard that already prayed
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to God David. And told David you were coming.
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God did leave killer now. Said, he who are you?
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This is my most trusted advisor Yoda beta Hooda.
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You're debating, who died the most trusted advisor.
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Yo, debate, ahuna, Yoda beta, who do?
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I know I've been told a hundred times, get to the point.
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He says, the David prayed and God told him we were coming and
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to leave key. Ela.
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I know that already somebody tell me something, I don't know
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like where David is right now, he left two days ago.
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He left two days ago. I know that already.
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How is it? That, God tells David.
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My every move smooth is the path of David hungry to learn from
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God. David is my most trusted
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advisor. Yo, debate Uhura says that
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David's past. Is smooth because he's hungry to
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learn from God. The most trusted advisor, say
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his name and you're fired. The guy with the funny name says
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that David's path is smooth because he is hungry to learn
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from God. I don't care.
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Where is David. Now he left two days ago, he
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left two days ago. I know that already a strong
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desire to learn. God wants his children to have
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who says that God wants his children to have a strong desire
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to learn. I don't care.
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That does it? I Quit?
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I'm going home. I don't want to play anymore and
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you, you're fired. I'm fired.
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What did I do? I don't know why he's so grumpy.
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I thought we were very helpful. Grumpy is strong and that one It
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is dark in this cave. Who's there?
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It's me. Hagar David.
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Did you do it? Did you kill King Saul?
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I cut off a piece of his robe Hagar but I shouldn't have even
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done that. Why not?
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Not sorry. Why not?
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He's trying to kill you. David.
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You should have killed him. I can't.
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He's the king of Israel. David.
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You're anointed to be the next king.
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Don't you realize that. God has delivered King.
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Saul into your hands? Look, look, there's still time.
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Go, go go kill him. I can't God anointed Saul to be
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king of Israel. He is an authority.
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So So I will honor him. Give it up already.
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Love, never gives up. How long are you going to suffer
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like this? You know very well that's all
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would kill you in a heartbeat. If he had the chance, I will do
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nothing but be kind to the king. I feel bad for even cutting his
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robe. I got to be kidding me.
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Fine. Then, I will kill him for you.
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No, don't even think about Harming the king who goes there.
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King Saul, do you need help? I'm coming.
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I thought I heard someone or something.
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Maybe there are bats in this cave.
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Well, there's definitely a strange smell in this cave.
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Yeah, I wouldn't go in there. If I were you they're gone.
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Pure you are what has the king been eating?
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Stop it. When it comes to Smells, we all
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know you're the king of the A cave, stay here.
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King Saul, are you crazy? You're gonna get us all killed.
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David is that you was that you? I heard God has delivered you
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into my hands tonight. See, I have a piece of your
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robe. He's lying.
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No, it's my robe. He spared my life.
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After all. I've done to him David.
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You shall surely be the king. Promise me.
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You will never harm. One of my relatives, I feel
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nothing but love for you. My king.
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I would not now. Nor will.
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I ever harm any member of the royal family go in peace.
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David. We are leaving.
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They're leaving. Oh oh.
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You did it David we're free? We are free for now.
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What? What did I do?
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Nothing. No, I did something.
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I know that. Look that's all you really blew
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it this time. Look how could you take off
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your? All robe and dance like that in
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front of all the people you practically?
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We're in your underwear. You think this is my underwear.
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This isn't my underwear. That just shows you how much,
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you know. Okay.
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Then what is it? It's a servant of God's robe.
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I borrowed it from one of the priests.
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Why David? Why did you do that?
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You have a rope. It's a king's robe.
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And do you know why you have the Kings robe?
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David, cuz you're the king and a king.
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Shouldn't be dancing in the street.
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In his underwear, sir. Vince robe.
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What ever? Well, did you see the arc?
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We brought the Ark of the Lord. I was dancing before the Lord
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because I was happy and you should be happy too, because we
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have the Ark of the Lord. Now, here in Jerusalem, big
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deal. It is a big deal, it's a
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presence of God. And, and, and you could be a
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little more reverent. God wants his children to live
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reverently before him. I'm not Reverend, is that what
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you're saying, David? I'm not reverent.
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And what do you call? Dancing?
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Outside in somebody else's underwear?
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Servants robe. What ever do you even know what
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it means to be reverent? Tell me what it means.
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David ha, ha. You don't know what it means.
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Admit it, tell me what it means. I was getting to it.
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It means to show God the honor and respect that you feel for
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him on the inside, think about it.
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He's God, he made the heavens and the Earth.
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I'm just a king. I can't even make a pancake.
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Now me being a king might be a big deal to you, but compared to
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God, it's nothing. So I didn't want to act like a
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big shot in front of everyone. Like, look at me.
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I'm the king but God Made You the King.
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Yeah I know that. I just wanted to worship God so
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I humbled myself that's what I did.
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I humbled myself put on the servants wrote Because I want to
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have the heart of a servant even though I am King and if I can
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David have the heart of a servant Aunt, then everyone
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should have the heart of a servant.
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Well, I don't well it's your loss.
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You'd be a lot happier if you were a little more reverent
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toward God, but as for me, I want to put on a servant's robe
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and dance and worship to the Lord whenever I feel like it
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fine. Does kind of look like my
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underwear? Feels pretty good to stand up
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for what's right? I think I'll go worship.
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God, some more. Why did you tell King David
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about me? He probably wants to kill me.
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I'm the only living heir to the throne.
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My grandfather saw was King and he hated David.
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I never saw my grandfather because he was always out,
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trying to kill David all the time.
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Don't worry, huh? Easy for you to say, you're not
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the one King. David wants to kill.
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He's not going to kill you. Then why did he send for me?
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Huh. Can you think of any other
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Logical explanation. No.
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But you're no harm to the king. He knows that.
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How does he know that he doesn't even know me.
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Well ziba where's mephibosheth? Son of Jonathan get top.
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I am mephibosheth, son of Jonathan, son of King.
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Saul, did you see that? He tried to strangle me.
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He was hugging you, I know what a hug is that was a strangle?
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Don't you dare leave me alone with him.
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I would like to be alone with mephibosheth As You Wish.
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Get back here. Don't leave me.
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Your father and I were best friends.
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I made him a promise. When we were young, I promised
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that I would show kindness to him and his house forever, huh?
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Did you say kindness or blindness?
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Don't be afraid mephibosheth. I wish your father were still
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alive. I'd like to ask him why he gave
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you such a long name. What do your friends call you
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Chef. They used to call me fib.
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When I was little, even though I didn't tell lies, hey, it was
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kind of a joke, but they call me Chef.
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Now, may I call you shift? Yes, sir.
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Chef, I'm going to restore all your grandfather's land to you.
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It's yours. Thank you, King David, but what
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is it? Jeff.
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Well, sir, in my condition being crippled, like I am, I can Twerk
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It Zeebo Yes, your highness ziba.
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I have just given mephibosheth all the land of your former
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Master King Saul. I want you to work it.
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I will pay you. And however, many men you need
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to hire to work for you all the Harvest will belong to
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mephibosheth. Yes.
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Your highness. The famous chef will eat with me
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here in the Royal Palace. Then I will leave and return
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after dinner to take him home. No.
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Ziba, he will eat every meal with me, I will give him living
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quarters for him and his family here at the palace sir.
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It that is more than generous. I made a promise a long time ago
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to his father, I intend to keep it.
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You are trustworthy King. David God wants his children to
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be trustworthy willing to accept responsibility for their
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actions. I suppose that is only one of
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the many reasons. God has chosen you to be king.
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I will go. Now, may I say goodbye to Ziva.
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Of course, I will make arrangements for dinner.
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Please, make yourself at home. Am I Dreaming Ziva?
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No shit, although I would not believe it if I had not heard it
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