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Bounding After People Like a Labrador w/ Anna Bezahler & Isabella Escalante · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scam, Come.
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  Speaker 2: Rob from.
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  Speaker 1: Scam, Come.
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  Speaker 2: Rob's frona Goddess, What's pop and congregation is Shagirl? Lacey
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  Speaker 2: Mosley back with another installment of the podcast all about scams,
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  Speaker 2: robbery and fraud and those who practice it. I am
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  Speaker 2: Scam Goddess. Just reminding y'all this is a comedy podcast
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  Speaker 2: and y'all. The Scam Goddess Life Nation Tour it is
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  Speaker 2: up and selling out right now in March. Okay, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to Chicago. I'm going to Irving, Texas, which
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  Speaker 2: is basically Dallas, Texas, and that's where I'm from. If
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  Speaker 2: y'all don't show y'all asses Dallas, I'm gonna fight, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna fight everybody in the Tri state area. Don't
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  Speaker 2: play with me. New York, San Francisco, yep, got them all.
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  Speaker 2: This is a little mini tour because I gotta go
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  Speaker 2: back to work. If you want to get that promo code,
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  Speaker 2: it's Goddess for all the bands. So my guest today
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  Speaker 2: are of the funniest people making waves in the improv
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  Speaker 2: scene here in LA.
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  Speaker 1: I've actually heard good things about you.
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  Speaker 2: First up, we have a gal you know from the
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  Speaker 2: Z Suite to be Original and the podcast Comedy Bang Bang.
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  Speaker 2: Our other equally brilliant guest is a regular on Comedy
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  Speaker 2: Bang Bang, wrote episode three oh seven of Wu Tang Clan,
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  Speaker 2: an American saga, and performs at UCB in My Favorite Call.
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  Speaker 1: That's my favorite call is UCB.
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  Speaker 2: Together, they host their podcast Anna and Isabella do Improv Congregation.
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  Speaker 2: Please rise wherever you are, including your cars, okay and
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  Speaker 2: help me. Welcome Anna Betzaler and Isabella Esconante.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for having us, Thank you for being here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, what a ride that was. I am
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  Speaker 2: from the cult of UCB as well, I know.
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  Speaker 3: But that was the first thing that popped into my
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  Speaker 3: head when you asked us to do this were I
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  Speaker 3: was like, the amount of money we've spent on improv
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  Speaker 3: classes is definitely like a scam.
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  Speaker 4: That's the biggest scam.
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  Speaker 3: If I see if I see a person who I
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  Speaker 3: like on stage, the next thing I'm doing, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: home that night and signing up for whatever school they
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  Speaker 3: came from. It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter how many
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  Speaker 3: times I've been on stage. If I got asked to
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  Speaker 3: do asscat like a hundred times, I would go and
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  Speaker 3: sign up for whatever class this person, whatever class.
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  Speaker 2: They teach or like whatever. Like, well you went to
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  Speaker 2: h Rutgers, let me go real quick, That's what.
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  Speaker 1: I would do. I would go. I would go.
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  Speaker 3: If they took one class somewhere, I'm like, I'm doing that.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I've taken so many random ones. I think
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  Speaker 2: you suld he's by far my favorite. But I remember
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  Speaker 2: being in New York going to the Pit. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you've ever heard of the Pit. It's been
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  Speaker 2: fund isn't there. No, it's it that it has the vibeing.
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  Speaker 2: It's foreclose your vibes, you know, just all the time.
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  Speaker 2: You're just waiting for that sign to be out the door.
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  Speaker 2: Every time you come where they like the chains or
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  Speaker 2: on and it's over bad.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of the vibe in there. But it's
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  Speaker 3: still it's still it's still going.
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  Speaker 1: It's still going.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever taught a class? Yes, I feel like
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  Speaker 4: I'm scamming when I teach because I'm like, this all subjective,
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  Speaker 4: you know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, comedy is so subjective. But I do have
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  Speaker 2: to be like, you're doing it wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't say you're doing it wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You have to be encouraging and be like, Okay, well this,
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  Speaker 2: what did you mean by that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I hit him with the What did you mean
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  Speaker 3: by that? What did you find funny about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? What did you What did you find funny about this?
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  Speaker 2: What did you like about this? Okay about humping old man?
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  Speaker 2: What about humping old man?
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  Speaker 1: Especially when the whole other group is what about helping
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  Speaker 1: old man?
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  Speaker 3: And then you see them go deep into like a
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  Speaker 3: land of shame and then the next scene they do
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  Speaker 3: it again. Yeah the next scene. Oh god.
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  Speaker 2: That was my least favorite thing about coaching improv, because yes,
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  Speaker 2: it does feel very scammy on us, but I felt
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  Speaker 2: scammy being in people's living rooms like teaching them improv.
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  Speaker 2: But the worst part was when I would have a
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  Speaker 2: team and I had a lot of these.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I quit doing it. This was years ago,
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  Speaker 1: where like.
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  Speaker 2: The team would be really bad, like maybe there was
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  Speaker 2: one good one on there, but I had to keep
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  Speaker 2: showing up everything, like.
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  Speaker 1: Giving them hope. And I was like, there's only one
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  Speaker 1: good person on this team. The rest of you all
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  Speaker 1: should Quinn.
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  Speaker 2: That's the best thing I can tell you, But I
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  Speaker 2: can't say that. I gotta keep doing exactly what you said.
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  Speaker 2: This is about it, Like, what did you mean by that?
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  Speaker 4: Well, sometimes they're having so much fun and they are
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  Speaker 4: laughing and loving it, and I'm like, I think this
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  Speaker 4: is for you guys, and I don't like it, but
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  Speaker 4: I can't just show up and keep saying that.
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  Speaker 2: But you know what it is you see be indoctrinates
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  Speaker 2: us with like, oh, once you do this for long enough,
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna have a professional career.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be This is that and the third.
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  Speaker 2: And it does work for a lot of people, but
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  Speaker 2: there's like for that few people who make it and
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  Speaker 2: work professionally, there's so many others who don't.
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  Speaker 1: But I forget that, Like sometimes people just like to
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  Speaker 1: have a hobby.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
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  Speaker 2: They're not in it to like get on SNL. They're
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  Speaker 2: like they're because like they're a grandma and they're retired.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, those are the best improvise.
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  Speaker 3: I love the grandma's.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love grandma's. I love grandma extras too.
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  Speaker 2: I love and I am like on a set and
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  Speaker 2: there's like grandma and grandpa background, I'm like.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, where are you all from?
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  Speaker 2: They're like, we're retired from Boston. We just like to
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  Speaker 2: come out here, say the move star sit on porch. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I also now love watching TV shows and looking
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  Speaker 2: just in the background to see which background actors are
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  Speaker 2: doing the absolute most.
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: But wait, I have to ask you both, and either
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  Speaker 2: of you can go first. What is your relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love them? Do you hate them? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever been scammed? Like it could be anything.
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  Speaker 4: I have been scammed and maybe been a part of
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  Speaker 4: a scam. I think I'm pretty scammable.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get scammed pretty regularly.
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  Speaker 1: A really kind face do I Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I just ran into you in the bathroom before we
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  Speaker 2: started this, and I was just like, oh, hey, what's up.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know it was you, and I was like, oh, there,
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  Speaker 1: she's she's back.
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  Speaker 4: Imagine I wasn't supposed to be here.
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  Speaker 3: I just like that kind face got you everything.
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  Speaker 4: I big eyes, So I think that makes people feel
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  Speaker 4: invited into my face.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you maybe got scammed.
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  Speaker 4: I got scammed when I first moved out to California.
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  Speaker 4: Me and my friend moved to Like. We wanted to
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  Speaker 4: live in Berkeley, California. Okay, yeah, I was working in
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  Speaker 4: like marketing and we fully spent like two thousand dollars
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  Speaker 4: on an apartment that didn't exist. Yeah, and we sent
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  Speaker 4: them the money through PayPal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're not getting it back.
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  Speaker 4: I've had friends and family.
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  Speaker 1: I was just cussed.
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  Speaker 2: I was cussing off PayPal yesterday, like, I'm not even planning.
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  Speaker 2: They they'll suggest names to you and like your contacts,
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  Speaker 2: and I hit a contact that is one letter off
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  Speaker 2: from my cousin's last week. We had the same last name.
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  Speaker 2: And I sent this large amount of money and then
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  Speaker 2: I immediately tried to cancel it paper. I won't give
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  Speaker 2: it back. They would not like contact me. They won't
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  Speaker 2: call you on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: They don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I've done that once too, and it was like my
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  Speaker 3: boss's old contact and I accidentally send them a thousand
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  Speaker 3: dollars and he.
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  Speaker 2: And those people are like a blessing from God, especially
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  Speaker 2: in this economy.
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  Speaker 1: I shipped back. I said it right before Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Your best hope is someone accidentally does the same thing
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  Speaker 3: to you at that.
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  Speaker 1: I was ever going to do that to me.
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  Speaker 2: And it was an embarrassing amount of money.
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  Speaker 4: You're like sending your cousin a ton of money. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we had things to do.
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  Speaker 4: Oh wait so you Yeah, we we were like we had.
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  Speaker 4: Literally it was every red flag was obvious, Like we
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  Speaker 4: hadn't talked to anybody on the phone, we hadn't seen
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  Speaker 4: the place we were on the East coast, just like, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: we're gonna move to California, this's gonna be great, spend
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  Speaker 4: all the money, tried to get all the money back.
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  Speaker 4: Every person we explained it too, was like there's like
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  Speaker 4: one thousand red flags. There's no way that you guys
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  Speaker 4: fell for this, and we didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I will say though, like moving to another state,
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  Speaker 2: where were you moving from Philadelphia?
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  Speaker 1: Philly? Okay? I can hear a little bit cheese say
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  Speaker 1: popping out in that exit.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I moved from Texas here, and I had a
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  Speaker 2: similar situation where like I wanted to move to a place.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously it's a foreign city. You don't want to get
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  Speaker 1: there and be ass out. I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't occur to me like oh, maybe get a
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  Speaker 2: hotel and then like go see some places. So I
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  Speaker 2: tried to be safe and do a sub mm hmm.
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  Speaker 2: And so I did like a sublit. I had the
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  Speaker 2: girl send me proof of residency address, She sent me photos,
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  Speaker 2: videos of everything. I was gonna get my own bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: We had been corresponding. I didn't send her No, I
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  Speaker 2: think I maybe sent her half up front. I got down, touchdown.
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  Speaker 2: She tells me, Oh, yeah, your room is the living room.
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  Speaker 2: And also there's already someone still staying in it. So
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  Speaker 2: I had to crash with a college friend until I
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  Speaker 2: found my own place. So that's not that's not too bad.
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  Speaker 4: On that, it's not too bad. It's not too bad.
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  Speaker 4: I was also like, in college, I did this thing
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  Speaker 4: called here's my coupon dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sounds super trustworthy, super.
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  Speaker 4: Trust super trustworthy. There's definitely still a YouTube video of
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  Speaker 4: me on the internet that was like, it's like one
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  Speaker 4: of the few easy to find videos of me where
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  Speaker 4: I'm like plugging this thing that was completely a scam,
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  Speaker 4: and I fully was like trying to.
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  Speaker 1: Help them scam, I think, but was so bad at it.
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  Speaker 4: I like got away without like fucking up my morals.
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  Speaker 2: No, you were just there to perform, Okay, Yeah, I said,
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  Speaker 2: give them the coupon, tell them about the coupon.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, give us that trustworthy face. Yes, bay, guys,
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  Speaker 3: that trustworthy face.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you had to. You basically had to go restaurant
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  Speaker 4: to restaurant and be like, hey, do you guys want
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  Speaker 4: to sign up for this coupon website? And what you
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  Speaker 4: do is you just put your coupon on the website
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  Speaker 4: and then we take like thirty percent of whatever you
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  Speaker 4: like make that says very And it was like, uh
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  Speaker 4: in it was like right when groupon was big, so
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  Speaker 4: there was already someone doing this and I was the
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  Speaker 4: person that had to go restaurant to restaurant. But I
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  Speaker 4: get really anxious talking to like.
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  Speaker 1: You were on oh yeah, oh I thought it was
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  Speaker 1: aline no, like commercials stuff you No. No.
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  Speaker 4: I was going like around my college campus, going into
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  Speaker 4: all these restaurants and being like, hey, is a manager
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  Speaker 4: around and they'd be like yeah, one second. And honestly
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  Speaker 4: I left a bunch of times because I would just
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  Speaker 4: get some nerve. I would be like yeah, never mind,
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  Speaker 4: because it was so hard to pitch this thing that
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  Speaker 4: was just like, what do you mean put a coupon
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  Speaker 4: on a website that no one is going to?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we don't have to tell no one's going there.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know no one's going there.
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  Speaker 4: I can't lie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's honest to a fault about it. Stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: I have a light confessional OCD where I'm like, you
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  Speaker 4: know what, I'm just gonna have to get the head
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  Speaker 4: of this. My girlfriend's like, stop talking. I'm proud of
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  Speaker 4: my scam. I'm glad I was hustling enough to try
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  Speaker 4: and scam in college. That's my take on it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I feel like, well I get I get
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  Speaker 3: scammed by like every AI video that like pops up
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  Speaker 3: on my feet. We were just talking about, yeah, but
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  Speaker 3: recently I sort of I don't know if this qualifies
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  Speaker 3: as as full of blown scam, but I was kind
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  Speaker 3: of scamming. So this is not a flattering story. I'll
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  Speaker 3: start off.
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  Speaker 4: By saying that I will say that this is one
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  Speaker 4: hundred percent. She was like, can I say this is
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  Speaker 4: it scamming? Yes, it's scamming.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, do you want us to alter your voice? I
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  Speaker 2: can put down in like a dark screen please.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just don't chare any photos of me after this. But basically, okay,
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  Speaker 3: So I do like comedy, like every night. It drives
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  Speaker 3: my friends and families crazy, and like I think back
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  Speaker 3: to like college when I like super wanted to get
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  Speaker 3: on this improv team that was like the cool improv team.
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  Speaker 3: I was on this like super nerdy improv team full
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  Speaker 3: of sweeps, and I wanted to be on the artistic
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  Speaker 3: team full of good people. And I auditioned every single
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  Speaker 3: year and I couldn't get on. I went to U
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  Speaker 3: see Santa Cruz. It was I think it's the best
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  Speaker 3: comedy I've ever seen. I'll maintain that Santa Cruz. I
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  Speaker 3: U see Santa Cruz. Okay, the someone always dies improv
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  Speaker 3: team incredible. And so I was always so, now I
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  Speaker 3: do comedy every day, and I'm like, is this all
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  Speaker 3: to impress these like nineteen year olds that I never
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: got the approval from. Uh, But now I do comedy
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: bang bang, I'm like on Harold Night and so I
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  Speaker 3: and I was like in between like jobs, and I
• 12:01
  Speaker 3: was like, I was like on Instagram and I was like, oh,
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: they're holding auditions, and I'm like, could I get on now?
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  Speaker 3: Like ten years later, knowing what I now.
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  Speaker 4: Know, I was out of town.
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  Speaker 1: I stopped this wait for Harald.
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  Speaker 3: No, my college improv team. You were trying to go back.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't trying. I did.
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  Speaker 4: She She went, I.
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  Speaker 3: Called, I call my cousin. I call my cousin, who
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  Speaker 3: still goes there.
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  Speaker 1: I've ever been kissed?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know it's real in cell territory.
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  Speaker 3: I call my cousin who goes there. He's like twenty one.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, I need to borrow your email address.
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  Speaker 3: He's like why. I was like, I need to prove something.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't sign up for these improv auditions, and so I
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  Speaker 3: sign up. I like try to put on like a
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  Speaker 3: college student outfit. I drive eight hours to you see
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  Speaker 3: Santa Cruz.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: The whole time, I'm like, this is so embarrassing. Why
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  Speaker 3: am I doing this? This is I need a job,
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  Speaker 3: Like I officially need a job. But I'm like, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm there, and I tricked them all into thinking I'm uh.
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  Speaker 3: I said I was a transfer student because I thought
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  Speaker 3: I could maybe passes it. Twenty year old.
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  Speaker 1: You still look like a twenty year old.
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  Speaker 3: I really appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you can do pass right now, go back
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's about and I'm telling you I did.
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  Speaker 4: This did not happened that long ago.
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  Speaker 3: She was like this, it was just a few months ago.
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  Speaker 4: She was almost thirty. Yeah, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: This is very close to that lady who saw.
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  Speaker 2: A negative TikTok common and drove three hours away to
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  Speaker 2: up front the man and make him read in apology.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I'm telling you, it's not a flattery story
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  Speaker 3: about myself.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's kind of fucking amazing you commit it
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  Speaker 1: to the bit.
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  Speaker 3: Then I'm there and they like, they're like, Okay, we're
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  Speaker 3: gonna call you guys. They're a funny as I remember.
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  Speaker 3: It's a fully new of different people. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: the tone is still as funny as I remember, and
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  Speaker 3: they're like, we'll call you guys in a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: I get a call and they try to put me
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  Speaker 3: on the same dweepy team I was on when I
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  Speaker 3: was in college. I was like, I can't get away
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  Speaker 3: from it.
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  Speaker 4: When you were telling me that you were going to
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  Speaker 4: do this, I was like, first of all, don't because
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  Speaker 4: like illegal, I don't even know. But I also was like,
• 14:01
  Speaker 4: in my mind, I was like, there's no way you
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: won't make the good tea a second time.
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  Speaker 3: And guess what I didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: The lesson was one.
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  Speaker 1: The lesson was.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a short form weeby girl.
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  Speaker 1: They were hating on you.
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  Speaker 2: I stand by that they were hating on you. This
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  Speaker 2: is the commitment. This is coming into a scam.
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  Speaker 3: I I Also, at one point they said I needed
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  Speaker 3: to do a callback, so I went back to LA
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: and then drove back up like I spent like I
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: spent days of my life.
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: It's like thirty two hours, yes, if we're talking about
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: round trip each time.
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: And it was so much. It felt so much scammier
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: the second time because I was like now I'm like,
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I'm there's all these Santa Cruz specifics.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: I had to remember, like yeah, I was just fully
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: fooling them, and it was it was right for them
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: to not put me.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you remember that time at Airwan.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: They were like, bitch, what yeah, never, it's new leaf.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Honestly, don't know. I think it's kind of like Baptist behavior.
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: It's like I will drive thirty two hours to visions.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: You will know I'm better than you.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: They didn't.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I think they were hating. I think they were hating.
• 15:07
  Speaker 4: They were I feel like you got kind of a
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: funny like didn't they tell you you were like close?
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: This thing they told me I was really They said
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: that I just needed to get my performance legs and
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: do some short form for a while.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Well, she's performing every night, Kwansie skip still like, you're
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: so close, just keep coming back giving us that ten
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: ninety five Each night.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: I was close to enrolling, I was like, maybe I'll
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: just do a quarter here.
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: Back and rolling back in school to shit on people
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: in improv is just chef's kiss. Honestly, though, I will
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: say when I was going to school at the University
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: of Pittsburgh, they had like an improv click, but they
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: didn't really know what they were doing. We were more
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: like a theater repertory school, so I did a lot
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: of theater there and business, and but I saw improv
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, you do that for so long,
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Like I want to get involved. They were so fucking
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: clikie for me. They're so clokie and they were like
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: dweety and cookie, I know, not fucking funny.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: And they were like, you have to take all this
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: training to get on the stage with us.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, beach the foot at the comedy storehole cahow,
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: That's how I did it.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: That was my thirty two hour dribe. Aw. I'm like,
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: wat y'all mean.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Meat, I couldn't join your fucking dusty ass black box,
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: fucking crusty as where you bitches?
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: Now? Where it's good that it sounds like you're super
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: over it.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you sounds way more grounded than me about it.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: That's the thing.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: It's at a formative fuel my success.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely scarce.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: God.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I had an ex boyfriend years ago. I went to
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: visit him and his family in San Francisco and we
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: stayed at his house and he like surprised me with
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: these New Year's take it are But dude, it was
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: like super cute. But his mom, who, like I can't
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: say too many specifics because then some people will know.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: But his mom was basically black and he and his
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: dad was white, and his mom like hated on me
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: because I was black, which is so weird because I'm like,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: your son is half black, you're the black one. And
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: so she didn't want me to be with him, so
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: she like I went to go get them a favorite
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Marska pone cake to say thank you for like letting
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: us stay, and like it was such a cute time.
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: An amazing move, such good like in law behavior, Right,
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I come back.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: Why she invited his ex girlfriend over to the house.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: What she gonna fuck with me? And I was like,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna get me some billboards. I'll
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: get me some magazines.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: I swear to God one day, bit you ain't never
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: gonna be able to close your eyes in my face.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: So what was how did she like pitch that it
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: made sense for the ex girlfriend to be there, like
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: did you just come home? And she was just chumed.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I think she was trying to say, oh, she pop
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: out of visit. No, she invited that home. She didn
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: exactly what the fuck she was doing. And I was
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: like twenty one at the time, like this is not
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: like I'm like sixteen or something like this, the fuck
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: is you doing?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: I'd be down. Everybody asked in his house, like, don't worry, I've.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Been on like weirdly, Like my high school boyfriend, I like,
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I was so in love with him, but he didn't
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: like me, and his mom was obsessed with me. And
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: when I moved to La, the concept.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Of your own boyfriend not liking you and that not
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: even bumping me, because it's the thing I know makes sense.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: More common than not. But his mom would always invite
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: me over and what it didn't work out, But I
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: like was just in love with them for so long,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: and when I moved to LA, like my dad had
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: just passed away, and my mom was like, oh, it's okay.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: It actually turns into a hilarious story.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Where's it?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: But so she like I see her at the funeral
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh, I'm trying to like get my
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: start in LA and she's like, come live with us,
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, but she loved me. But
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, but the high school boyfriend, She's like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: don't worry, he's living with his Like, uh, he's living
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: with his girlfriend in Phoenix, Like you're totally fine. So
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: I move in. I'm in his old room. A week later,
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: he they like, my ex boyfriend and his girlfriend break up.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: He moves back here. Yes, and I lived there for
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: an entire year and he's so upset. But everyone they
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: kind of feel too bad about my dead dad to
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: kick me out. So I'm like, I'm like capitalizing on it.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, maybe we'll get back together. Who knows we didn't.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: That is such a sitcom, right, Like please write it
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: like we had to bleeve some stuff back because that's
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: so fucking funny coming home to your parents house and
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: your ex girlfriends like fully decorated your own bedroom, Like, oh,
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: what's up?
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Chat? I live your new.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: He's like can she leave? And everyone's like she's grieving.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: That's how you know.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Those are the parents that like they got their kid
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: and they're like, our kid's kind of a dud.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: And then they saw another kid and.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Was like, we like this kid, Ben, Let's bring this
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: kid into our lives and pretend.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: That's our kid.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: I also like, if.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: It was your scam of they were like, okay, Isabella,
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: so you know it's been six months, Like, do you
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: have a plan and you're like, my dad da exactly.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Gotta milk that shit.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I love that. It's beautiful. Wow, you guys got me
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: talking up.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: I'm coming across really level.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I saw your unhinged and I gave you more here.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I was like, Lenna, go unhinged her.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I know something about you is bringing it all out.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: It is these are my secrets. No, they're not.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: People know what they're getting here. Well, let's get into
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: my favorite segment of the show. It's called Historic hoodwinks.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: This is where I will regale Anna and Isabella with
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: a famous concaper group of criminals.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: We don't know.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Maybe we love them, maybe we hate them. We're just
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: gonna go along this ride and get your opinions throughout.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Perfect.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So today the FBI are looking for a
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: seventy three year old Mary Carol McDonald, a TV producer
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: who posts as an aircraft heiress, who stole thirty million
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: dollars and is now on the run. I would guess
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: she's not on the physical run. Maybe more of a
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: walker hobble. It's not giving run, it's giving maybe mall powerwop.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: But she is fucked up.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: They put the weight in the FBI like description of people.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I've never looked at somebody and been like, they are
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: one hundred and eighty three pounds.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly what the.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: They really do need to stop doing it because what
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: does that mean? A photo is all I need?
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: It feels like when you're like auditioning for something, you
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: have to like put all your information. I'm like, why
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: do you care how big my boobs are?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Well, sometimes the boobs matter. They might have a.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Joke, honey, they're like that lady with the boom, So
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: you got to be there on them with the boot, not.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: The roles I go out for. And I just saw
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: you look at my tent.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: And I know I've seen them a lot, like could
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: you respectfully?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: You look respectfully, thank you guys, just like the keyboard. No,
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying I can't go out for a lady
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: with the boobs.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes you gotta know.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: But yes, So this is Mary Carol McDonald and already
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: I kind of love her. You can tell that in
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: her DMV photo here she put her makeup on before
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: she went it's giving. She like took the picture and
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: then she looked over over on the screen and was like,
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: let's do another one.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, she's smiling from ear to ear.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Love this for her as she should be with her
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: thirty million dollars. So oh, Mary, Mary and Mary Marren.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Before she landed on the FBI's Most Wanted list, Mary
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: was the CEO of Bellam Entertainment LLC, a Burbank based
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: production company with shows that included corrupt crimes.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Bazah murders, people behaving badly.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: I've heard of that one. I married a murderer. Oh,
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: definitely heard of that one. And all of these came
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: out from like twenty four to twenty seventeen.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Hell, I was probably this probably one of my first roles.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: So I was like.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Dead Lady in the back was id id like reenactment
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: things where would be like in Sean didn't realize his
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: wife was a kill Yeah, and then they'd have like
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: confessionals who are talking straight to camera, but when they're
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: reenacting things, they have the reenactors who are just like
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: walking somewhere looking distraught getting shot. Yeah, it's like this
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: is what it's giving. I love that for Mary.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I love a producer turning to crime too.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: It's like, yes, yeah, she's working on all these crime
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: shows and she's like, I'll give it a shot. Why not.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she produced crime already. That is what produced it
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: in real life.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: So let's watch a clip from an episode of Corrupt
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: Crimes titled Financial Fraudster.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: That's probably her inspiration.
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: Martin Frankel. He's a self taught stockbroker, security and managing
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: millions of dollars in investments, but finds it hard to
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: pull the trigger on trades.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Traders block it prevents him from even making a single
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: actual investment.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: So he devises a phantom insurance and philanthropic empire, embezzling
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: millions in cash. When suspicions are raised, he runs off
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: becoming an international fugitive.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Trader's block is giving me affluenza. You just made that up.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: They said that like it was the most normal thing
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: in the world.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: He had traders block, which is really which sucks because
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: he wanted to be a trader. What are you talking about.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just sounds like you're may be bad at
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: being a trader.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Do a different job.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have a breakthrough, a trader breakthrough. It's
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: like writer's block. They heard writer's block.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't work if it's not a creative field.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: It's just like you're analyzing the numbers wrong.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Right, have you go ahead?
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Go ahead? No, No, it's your podcast.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say something kind of unrelated, which is,
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: are you guys watching industry?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Of course industry.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: I love industry, and traders Block would not be understood
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: in that community, like it's cutthroat.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Not only would you be fired, they'd probably get coked
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: up and beat your ass. Yes, yes, love that show.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Absolutely unhinged.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: All the sexy people just being sexy and saying jargon
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: at me.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: It's incredible how much I feel like I've learned, and
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: how I've also learned that you can have sex with
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: anyone and then just sort of continue your life. Yeah,
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: they have sex all the time with with like their
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: coworkers and then sort of never address it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: And it's like, great, the roommates.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna spoil anything. There's like a threesome and
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: then they're all roommates. And then sometimes they fight and
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: sometimes they help each other cover up murder.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: They just do whatever.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just whatever.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of amazing. Yeah, I gotta get into
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: this new season.
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: I haven't watched it yet either.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's so good though, Please keep my show on
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: the air. Industry on HBO or is it Max Now?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Is HBO?
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Did we put the what is it now? They went
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: back to HBO. I think they did greatly and they
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: didn't make an announcement.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: About oh yeah, because they well they had they sent
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: so many emails for that first change.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we were pissed off.
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well they and then they made everything purple.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Do you guys remember I have four hbos on my
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: Apple TV too, because I like kept having to download
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: the new ones. Yeah, so I just see the changes.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: All on HBO Go. HBO maxio Go was.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: Such a funny thing.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Max pro hobo, go ho ho. That's for Christmas? Like,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: what are we doing?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I just want to know who that scammer was, who
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: got into that position that they were way underqualified for
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: and was like, Okay, how can I switch things up?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Synergy? Let me think.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, guys, we make everything purple, change it to max.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I forget what Oh I was gonna say, like, this
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: is this financial froster thing where Martin is just like,
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to do my job and now I
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: have all your money? What am I to do but steal?
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: It makes sense? Yes, I It's.
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: Honestly over my head. I'm like, is that just what
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: finance is?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Where's the differentiation between like when it's
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: a scam and when it's a perfectly fine money move.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: We're gambling and suits and cocaine and yelling and jar
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: really high jargon. They all meet together, and so it's
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: like you need somebody because you don't know what a
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: nasdac is. But I do, you little bitch. I'm the
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: nad Zack middleman. So you get over here, you give
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: me your money. Okay, I'll let you know what the
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: dow Jones is doing.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: You never met Dawn they're just making it complicated.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just a gatekeeping information.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, and ruining the economy while doing so beautiful convention.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: So shout out to nineteen twenties. So so our queen Mary.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Back to her.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: She's originally from Michigan, and it's also gone by the
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: name Mary Carol Clarel with.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Clarel that's her fake name.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: She just combined two names, Carol.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I feel like multiple names. I'm automatically suspicious. She's now
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: going she's won by Mary Carroll McDonald right now, which
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: sounds more normal. But Mary Carol Clarel, Mary Carol Claia.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: Shit, you're selling No wait, no, they're both Carol Carroll.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: They're just spelled differently. Mary Carroll Carrol also bad.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, good Mary Carroll Carroll.
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: She should have been Mary Carroll Matt X.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Go then I would buy that.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Then I'm in for it. I downloaded again.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: He said, Okay, they added another Carol. Okay, So when
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: one Carol wasn't enough, you know, she added it on.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: She is white, she has blue eyes and a scar
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: on her right knee according to the FBI wanted posters,
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: So now we're supposed to be looking at knees FBI job.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: Also, you can't see her eyes at all in this
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: pictures so much eyeshut, Like, where's the scar?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and where's the knee? You can't tell me about
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the knee? And then that showed me the knee. I know.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: I'm like, is she is? She wearing shorts everywhere?
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: See a lady like her? Like, hey girl, do you
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: mind like? Also wish to weight?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Also do you think you could play on a boob commercial?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: The FBI is starting to give like doctor's office visit
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: and it's fizzing me off. So the McDonald aircraft family,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: this is what Mary made up right, So starting in
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: twenty seventeen, Mary pose as an heir to the McDonald's
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: aircraft family. McDonald Douglas Aircraft Corporation is a former aerospace
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: giant that produced commercial jetliners and military aircrafts. So, in
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: nineteen twenty four, when the pilots first flew around the world,
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: imagine being the person on the first successful flight, Liken't
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you crazy?
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: I can't even fly now?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Right? Oh no?
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: But i mean the doors a slying off. The shit
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: quality control is crazy. I'm like, are we gonna land?
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Like everyone's in their like finest suits too right, It's
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: like you can't even get comfortable.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I feel like at some point the airlines like they're
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: not going to be like fly the friendly skies are
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: just gonna be like we land. Yeah, I'd be like, oh,
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: buy my ticket from them they land.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: Have you guys seen pictures of the first of like
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: early airplanes with the seats used to look like, no,
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: they're just like folding chairs? Yes?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Really, wait, I need Oh my gosh, why would anybody
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: get in that?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's terrifying.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: No, that's too scary.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: It looks sort of like a helicopter.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: It's a seaplane. I think it's that's a seaplane.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I want to see early airline folding chair seats because
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I'm interested. Now I'm not getting a folding chair in
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: the sky. That's crazy. So in nineteen twenty four, the
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: pilots would like fly around the whole world a wicker chair.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I know, Yeah, it's horrible.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: It looks like a patio furniture, but like not in
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: a nice plane.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Like that thing's going to slide around the plane, like
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: y'all went.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: To home goods and decorated the plane exactly, And you
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: know it was.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: In those seatbelts, No, of course not. They didn't even
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: believe in that stuff at that time.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: And everyone's changed smoking like crazy, which I don't understand.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Why they let them hot box the plane, like that's crazy.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: So long, for so long, it was like the last
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: rule they changed.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Which its just like, yeah, what if they cause a fire.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Now it's fire on the plane. We're all on, come
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: on now, y'all. So you know they would fly around
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the whole Well, this first pilot who flew around the
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: whole world, it took one hundred and seventy five days
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: and they did it in a McConnell Douglas airplane. So
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: basically McConnell Douglas really popped off because the huge feet
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: was made where a pilot flew around the world, kind
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: of like when Tiger Woods hit that hole in one
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and the Nike check sign showed right before it went
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: in the cook and that it was like, you're ours, It's.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Exactly like that. That's crazy.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: So the McDonald Aircraft Group was established by aviation pioneer
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: James S. McDonald and was also a big player in
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: the aerospace and defense industry. They made landmark military aircraft
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: such as the F four Phantom two and contributed to
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: NASA's Mercury and Gemini space missions. McDonald douglas merged with
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Boeing in August of nineteen ninety seven in a thirteen
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: billion dollar stock swap.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I know what that is.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: You know how you buy a company.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: For some stocks, bike, we can use stocks and Boeing
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: you give us your company.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: So James' son, John F. McDonald Yeah yeah, okay, who
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: later served as chairman of the McDonald douglas Corps, has
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: estimated their net worth is around one hundred eighty three million.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Mary isn't a part of the same McDonald family, but
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: she claimed to have a secret trust fund worth eighty
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: million that she would eventually have access to. So Mary's
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: now a Nigerian. They said she was a white lady
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: with blue eyes, but now I don't know.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: Wait, she's saying at eighty seven that she seventy.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: Eight eighty five. She can't spend it irresponsibly.
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: So she gets in five years with the trust fund.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: What you want to die before you get it seventy
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: three with the trust fund is wild.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: We want you to have the most epic funeral ever.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Literally, that's the only place that's gonna be.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: To use it. Oh my god, what a great observation.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Rab run.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: So she got a fourteen point seven million dollar loan
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: from the Bank of California and an estimated fifteen million
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: dollars from additional financial institutions that she said she would
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: pay them back for it.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: For this, like with the secret trust.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: That has like twenty million dollars.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: It's got eighty million, eighty.
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, I'm embarrassed. These institutions should be embarrassed, is.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Right, Like I don't know what the trust was like
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: eighty when I'm eighty, eighty mil when I'm eighty.
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: If she fixed it like that, then I forget them.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe wrong to something so Bellum Entertainment, So remember she
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: had Bellam Entertainment. Bellam Entertainment does not exist anymore, but
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: it came under intense scrutiny by the California Labor Commission
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: during her time as CEO for non payment of wages
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: to dozens of its former workers, including former police officers
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: and FBI agents who appeared as experts on many crime shows.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not mad about that.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm on her side, ye right, Like.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: He got to bed.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not even working. You're telling me to look
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: at this lady, me get out of my face. So
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: around the same time, the FBI says she was involved
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: in defrauding Bank of California and other financial institutions. McDonald
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: told employees that significant bank fraud was the reason the
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: company was unable to meet payroll. So while she's out
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: here telling everybody that she's an heiress and she's getting
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: all these millions from these banks, she's also telling the
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: people that she's employed that, oh my god, they're robbing
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: us a lot of money that we made.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: I was gonna do payroll, but we got it was
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: a stick up.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: This must be the most charming liar in the world.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: She's like, she's turning everyone against each other.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: She is, Yeah, that lady didn't look charming to me
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: I know. It's the thing. I'm like trying to picture
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: her telling me something in me believing it.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: Sometimes it doesn't come through the photos.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's a real life thing, like if you ever
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: like hooked up with an ugly person, Like like if
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: you if you showed a photo to your friends of
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: the person and they would be like, why would you
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: h But I'm like, no, you got to see me
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: person like like a pit bullet in the photo.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: But I tell you the persons.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's part of being an improv comedian too.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: You're like, someone on stage looks a lot different. Someone
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: having fun on stage looks a lot different.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Real ship because there's a bunch of like, honestly, it's
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: most of the guys you always see the hottest improv
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: girlly with just the slubbiest ugly yeah guy you've ever seen.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how did you pull that? Batty? I know?
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: And it's insane because they're usually kind of assholes.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: It's like what for everything? And I'm like, what do
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: you mean?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Like he flew you flew.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: Him out to d CM.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: So broke. What don't you mean you flew him first
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: to d c M so you could do a four
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: AM show one be incredible.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: So it's working for me.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Former FBI specialist agent Tim Clemente. I like your last name, Clemente.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: It's doing something to mine, right, It feels like a
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: brand Clemente so and his colleagues at XG Production. So
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: this FBI agent Tim Clemente and his colleagues at XG Production,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: which is a media management company that specializes in true crime,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: said that they had worked on more than one hundred
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: true crime shows for Mary's company, acting on screen I
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: guess experts and commentators on cases. In twenty seventeen, Tim
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: and his team claimed that they were owed fifty thousand
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: dollars in back wages by the company, refusing to work
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: until they received the cash. So they were like, we
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: gave you all these inside of tips. I'm like, did
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: you the Yeah, Like I feel like anytime I see
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: an FBI person sitting down, just like the most boring
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: person ever.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so boring.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: They're like, we waited outside their house for two days
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: and I had a Mayo's son, which finally throughout the
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: trash and we went through the trash and we found
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: a receipt don't don't.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: And then always talking about like how they can this
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: is the other thing, like they couldn't tell that this
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: lady was lying out her ass. But like the whole
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: time that they're I feel like half the time they're
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: talking and they're like they're like, this is how you
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: spot a master manipulator liar.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Like so I'm like, I don't buy I don't buy
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: that for a second.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and they always like big themselves up like they
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: are the main character hero. Yeah, they'll be like you know,
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: everybody on the desk just kept throwing the spile away
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: because they couldn't crack it. It's something about it. To me,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, I can do it. I'm gonna crack it.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, okay, buddy, sure thing. So former
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: FBI special agent, Right, we're talking about all the money
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: that they didn't get and that they're old fifty thousand dollars.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: They refused to work until then.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Obviously they still want to be on TV, like because
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: we refuse to work until we get our fifty k.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: But it's like maybe just.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Quit, yeah, stop doing it so we want to be
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: on TV.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: We'll do anything. Yeah.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: So at the time, Bellam said it would halt production
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: if she paid them. So she was like, y'all gotta
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: let me finish shooting and then I'm gonna give you
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: all your money later.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Don't even worry about that. Why y'all want money or
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: y'all broke?
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: You guys are coming off a little desperate hair.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: You want to get paid.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: It is crazy how long it takes to get paid
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: doing TV.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: So that's the thing.
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: It's crazy, this is ordinary.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: No, but you have to deliver your money on time. Yeah.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I've never been able to be like, oh yeah, I'll
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: be on sending three to five business weeks like no,
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: you have to like, yeah, I have to come.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: When you need me because you're like money.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, come on, it's coming.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: Jeezus. Wow. Yeah, they're like, it's coming as long as
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: we don't run out.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Literally what she said, she said, we got something left.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a sentenory.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it in the chair with the mood lighting.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: It talks in the camera. So that same year, the
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: company was the subject of two identical lawsuits, both claiming
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: that Bellam breached their contract of more than three million
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: dollars each. The two suits seem to be describing the
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: same one hundred and four episode crime show, but with
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: different titles and two different producers, so they trying to
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: sue people.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Twice, like are you all scamming?
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: So in one suit the show was called they Keel
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: for It and the plaintiff is armagedd and media love
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: that name. And in the other the series is called
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: provisionally entitled Lady Killers.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Sorry what provisionally entitled Lady Killers.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: That's the name of the show.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: That's a bad name.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's way too long.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: You're not watching provisionally titled.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Layou say on HBO MO, you're not.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: So?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And that plaintiff was the at around Dock Entertainment.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: So to simplify this, two people are suing and it
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: seems like they're talking about the same show, but they
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: just tweak the name. So one is calling it they
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: kill for it, which I'm definitely gonna watch that one
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: over provisionally entitled Lady Killers.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say I'm back.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Isabella, provisionally entitled Lady Killer. You got it, you got it,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I'll watch it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: I knew what, I knew you what? That's all I
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: was like, you could say it back real quick.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Mary was also being investigated by the US Department of
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: Labor for misclassifying workers as independent contractors instead of employees.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: Who hasn't done that? I want That's what I'm saying.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: This is all par for the course so far.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Ten ninety nine.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: What's up?
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do need to come to work every day
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: from nine to five, but ten ninety nine, okay, you
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: get it. So Mary lets her employees know that there
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: was a lot going on, but it was all going
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: to work out, okay. In an email, she says.
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Imagine getting that email. Hey guys, there's a lot going on,
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: but it's all gonna work out. Okay.
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: That is the email of the commercial agents, like just
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: like we don't know what's happening, but like it's.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Gonna pick up.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: There hasn't been a single commercial this year, but it's all.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: As soon.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: So this is the email that in quotes. It says,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: as you know, we had significant bank from which occurred
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: about a week ago, which caused major issues with our account.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Once that situation is resolved, we will be distributing the checks.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: She put a queue in check, which I think is classic.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: That is that's French. That's how you get people to
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: trust you.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Don't worry.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: Don't worry, they're coming.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Wait, she didn't say chick with a case. She says,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: hit a cue. Okay, we're getting paid for sure. So
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: she said they'll be distributing the checks for the choice checks.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: If I didn't have money, would I be this fancy?
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I clearly have the money. Yeah.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: So she said they're going to be doing it for
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: a specific week, but we do not have the specific date.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I know this is frustrating for all of us, but
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: be assured that Bellam is doing well. Between the bank
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: fraud and the delay in line of credit, we were
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: in a challenging position, but that is being rectified and
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: we are moving forward in.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: A very positive direction.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Expect a great summer and fall doing these shows.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: I honestly think I've gotten that exact email from a
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: few productions.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I just want to hide.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: She said the company was doing very well, and then
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: she didn't really highlight anything that was going well.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: She said between the bank fraud, the delayed line of.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Credit, and the seck said, where is the very well
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: in this In.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: This paragraph, she's losing her touch. I think, yeah, I
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: think she started outlining pretty good, but I think.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: She's throwing spaghetti at the walls. She was like, oh no,
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: maybe the que will just save this whole.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: You know what, You're both right, because then she disappeared.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: She said the same mount and then ghosted, so a
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: lot of employees were left without pay. You got Joshua Kaufman,
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: one of her former employees at the now defunct Bellam.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: He was one of her victims, and he said she
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: gave the appearance that she was very independently wealthy, was
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: always impeccably dressed, and always had that air that she
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: knew what she was doing and that she was better
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: than you.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: I love imagining that, Like what does that look like,
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: because that's just most producers, right, It's like.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: A random priestly kind of like that's all yeah, Like
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: if you're good, yeah, if you have a lot of power,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: you don't have to yell. That's why when people like
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: in powerful positions are screaming at their employees, I'm like,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: you were insecure inside, because if you really have power,
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: I should just be like clear the room and then
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: everyone just sprints.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: I always noticed that in succession is like the second
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: someone important comes in, they have like three people leaving.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: My stomach drops and I'm like this person must be
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: really powerful, and I'm like glued to the TV.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: That's such a thing. I never noticed that.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: You're so right when a powerful person comes in, at
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: least scurry scurry, they drop coffees off and they're like.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: And then they're like hell, I'm like, oh my god.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: And it's always such measured speaking. Yeah, like if you
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: talk slower with intentionality. If you talk like Erica Kirk
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: and look up a lot and just bod and really truth,
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: then like you know, people believe it. They're like, yeah,
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: you must know what you're saying. I don't know what
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: you said.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: I just locked in on.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I know that was really good. Wow, I wish I
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: could even put that on for a second.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: We have a lot of power though the way that. Yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: I think you speak with intentionality.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: No, don't expose my secrets.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I'm such a little wee baby anything. So he says
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: that she took money from individuals as well as big banks,
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: and he's owed money too. Now that's fucked up, Mary.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: You steal from the big banks. You don't still from
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: the hard work of people that you had working one
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: hundred episodes with no coin. Yeah, yeah, I don't like that, Mary.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: And also you're getting greedy bish like you have enough money.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're making so many episodes of these shows, was
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: it one hundred and something like? That's like, come on,
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: you're chilling.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: And this is the time where those types of shows
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: going to syndication.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: So you know, at like three am you about to
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: be watching that shit if you're that and commercials that
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: are telling you what's gonna make you die?
• 45:16
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, round off, shout out to y'all. Spot's is
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: the show. So Mary's nephew, Peter McDonald worked at Bellam
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: for ten years as vice president and said that he
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: was unaware of the bank fraud and was owed at
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: least ten thousand dollars himself when he quit in July seventeenth.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: So she knew to paid the family. I like that
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: she kept the family close, but that last time case
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: she was like, nephew didn't quite get there. She was like,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: thank you for the Christmas getting nephew. But the rest
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: of the time, either he knew when he was covering
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: it up and getting paid, or he was getting paid
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: and he didn't know. I don't believe he didn't know.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I know people always know, but they could It probably
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: is like he knew, but they never you know, it
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: wasn't explicit. That's the best situation to be in, kind
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: of right next to the scammer.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, adjacent yeah yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: Where Yeah, it's like when they take the head off,
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: you just they like can't keep track of where the
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: money went. So you like walk away with a lot
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: of money.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like I want to be like a coat
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: rack for the scams, like hang the scams on me,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: but then like take them away and I'm like, I'm
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: just a cool wreck.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: That's the ultimate scam. It's finding someone like dumb enough
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: to be the figurehead and getting cozying up next to them.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: And also I know he has to know because if
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: you have put your nephew in a vice president position,
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: what that tells me is like, yeah, you could be
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: keeping in the family, but you also keep it in
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: the family because the family is less likely to turn
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: on you. They might they could, but they have more
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: incentive not to.
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: Wait, do you think he knows that she's pretending like
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: that she has the she's like an heiress or whatever, Like,
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: does he have to be going along with that too?
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think that was what she
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: did for the banks.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So another former employee said that she had
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: all the heirs of an heiress.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know what those are.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Do you just know lots of heiresses And you're like, nah,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: this checks out.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: This this arison to me, it kind of does give
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: erris because eirises are never really that cute. It just
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: kind of like got a lot of drip because you know,
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: if the money is in the family for long enough,
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: like you can only marry people that have money, so
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: that deeply restricts the hotness of the people you can marry.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: So then the triple all kind of comes all muddily.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: It becomes stuffier and stuffier, genetically very.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: Like royal family legs. Y'all look like becauzin ancestral. Absolutely.
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: I mean it reminds me of like, who is that
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: girl that scammed everyone?
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, yeah, And everybody was like she just seemed
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: bridge like, very thin lips, She spoke very few words.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: She always looked at every place like she hated it went,
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: She hated everywhere we went.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she's gotta be rich.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, by that standard, I'm wealthy as hell.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Your face a little too nice, yeah, but you know
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: what that's giving secret wealth, that's giving like you walk
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: around a thousand dollars t shirts and and then I
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: would only know you're rich if I go to like
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: the rich people event on the island, or like I'm
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: in one of those like trough things in Switzerland with
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: all the glass going to wherever the fuck.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm like Anna I knew it. I fucking thing
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: Oh woah are scary looking they are.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: That's why I loved in Succession.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: They were in having a beautiful view around them and
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: just like screaming at each other.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Ye would you prefer secret like rich that you like
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: find out someone has like a thousand dollars a T
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: shirt or whatever, or would you prefer that it's like
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: a little flashy and you get to enjoy it with them.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I feel like quiet luxury.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: They think they're better than loud luxury, but it's not
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: as much fun to be quiet luxury because it's like
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: we all have to go find the new quiet trend
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: to run.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Away from the poores.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Because as soon as like people in the middle class
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: can afford one little thing that the rich people have, they.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Move away from that.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, for example, like monogram things like so Gucci
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: belts and like monogram purses used to be like very
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: loud brands, right, and then once the middle class could
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: afford one for Christmas, they were like, we gotta get
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: away from this.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: This getto shit I've ever seen in my life.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: Or mez, they're like, it's tacky to have your initials
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: on things. It's like unless unless you're like my grandma. Yeah,
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: and it's like two generations ago.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I like when people have fun with their clothes. I
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: also tend to think that snooty people aren't having as
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: much fun because you have to perform all the time,
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: the snoodiness. Yeah, and I have no interest in that.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: I used to go out with girls like who like
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: to perform snootiness, like in the club because they were
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: looking for like pro athletes. And one of the tips
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: of like walking around and looking like you're too good
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: for shit was like you never like walked up and
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: said hi to people. You look really pretty. And then
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: it's dark right in these clubs and it's hard to
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: get in, and you put your phone screen on full
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: brightness and then you just stare at it so people
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: can see how pretty you are, and then they pull
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: you over.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: The phone net the phone.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: I could never have thought of that.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I haven't thought of that. But I actually have seen
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: people with their close to their face and I'm like,
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: gorgeous that I low. I'm like, they're glowing. How do
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: they do that? I'm like, I can't do that. At
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: the second I dress up I'm like, bounding after people
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: like a labrador. I'm like, look cute, let's use it.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Who wants to talk to me?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: I love it? I love it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: That's adorable. And that was like a kind of beautiful
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: sentence with bounding after people like a labrador. I thought
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: was gorgeous.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't tell Taylor Swift nothing.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, she don't steal that from you, because that's she
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: never had a lyric that good. Oh god, this is
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: gonna come after me. Y'all know the Taylor Swift for President. Okay,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: I love that entitled the episode Taylor.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Stuff for President.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fantasy.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. So let's see where she's at which
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: kooey we know? We don't know?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: So whereabouts? An arrest warrant was issued for her in
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. She is believed to be on the run
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: in the Middle East. Oh now, Mary was a pretty
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: pale lady.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Why is she going to she y'all couldn't find it
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: in the Middle East. I feel like I right, got
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: a little tan. Now, I feel like you can find married.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: They didn't get the weight memo.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the car. They didn't know about the necar, So.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: How'd they know, she's just generally in the Middle East.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: That's a place that we think she's in Asia, Like,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: that's not a country, bro, Like, she's definitely in Africa.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: There's a country of Africa.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: There's under that email. They're like, we lost track of her,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: but don't worry. Everything's under control. We're proceeding positively. She's
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: in the Middle East.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: Yes, she's in the least.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: We're waiting on the fraud situation and then wire the
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: money from the Middle East to your bank account.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: You're right, there's so fucking broad. Oh my goodness. Well,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: how do we feel about Mary?
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Do you think she's evil? Do you think she's fun?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Do we think she would have would.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: I think she's a woman with a passion for a
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: true crime and she just needed to see her stories
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: come to light. I honestly I like her. I have
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: like a soft spot for women scammers like Elizabeth Holmes.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like, you're doing all I'm like, usually I don't
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: hear stories about like producers going road and doing this.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: She did all the tech bro stuff.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: The only thing with Elizabeth was she actually did try
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: the tiny thing on real patients, and that shit is
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: me off. But everything else about it. I was like,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: turtle neeck tech bro little voice amazing, I know. I'm like, yeah,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: she tells a low voice lady representation. I'm like, I
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: like this lady.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Also, Amanda Seifried playing her just cracked me. Oh man,
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: that was amazing.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: So fucking funny. But what do you think I think?
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm upset that she scammed the people, not
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: the bank. Yeah, That's That's where I'm upset. But ultimately,
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: I do kind of feel like this industry is so
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: fucked up that I'm like, I think people are doing
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: this every single day, and she just got caught. And
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: maybe that's because she's an older woman and they were
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: looking at her differently.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: How she got caught? Oh true, she's not.
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: She's gonna discover her.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: She get caught.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, baby, she in the Middle East. My favorite place
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: to vacation. Have you ever been to the Middle East?
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: My favorite hotel in the Middle East, it's the Middle
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: East Hilton.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my favorite one.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: So she shout out to her if she has seventy
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: three on the on the lamb, baby, just let her
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: have it. I don't agree with again, scamming the employees
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: of the individuals because you obviously had enough money to
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: pay them. Now you're just getting greedy. Yeah, like at
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: seventy three you got thirty mil. Like, babe, you ain't
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: got enough lifetime to spend that. Yeah. Maybe think she
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm gonna get a bionic Kip. I'm gonna
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: get a baby Heart.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna live forever.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: Baby Heart is crazy.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: Baby Heart and the Bionic the ultimate duo. She's gonna
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: be crawling like crazy, crushing apple juices.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: So that wraps up his story hood Wings, which brings
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: us to our last segment. Oh, I know you guys
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: are shocked, right, I'm bringing it back Scammer of the Week.
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I know some of y'all are always yelling at me
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: and pissed about it. I'll listen to her letters to
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: stop yelling at me. Talking all caps way too much.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: But Scammer for the Week is where we highlight of
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Charlatan that we believe is worthy of our praise.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Or maybe not, we'll see.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: So.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Speaking of lady hustlers, a woman in South Carolina has
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: admitted to a high stake ski pass scam. Jamil La
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Green sold discount icon and epic ski snowboard passes to
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: winter sports scorers on the Utah slopes. This is such
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: a relatable scam because I know you guys are all
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: out there hitting the slopes, are price skiing, Like, come on, guys,
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: this is what we're doing. Okay, don't get we'd not
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: a failing on the slopes.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: In a little bit in France, I was gonna say.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: No, so she was doing this like in Utah. Basically,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: what an icon pass and it's like Iko n Past pass.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: What an icon pass provides is like access to Deer
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: Valley Resort, Solitude Mountain Resort, Brighton Resort, and Alta Ski
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Area Resort.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: You guys know these resorts right yeah there.
• 55:11
  Speaker 4: Intimately, Yeah, I've had to buy an icon pass before.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Actually and well I'll wait till you're done explaining.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Oh and snowboard and snow basins.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: So this pass basically it's like a great deal because
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: then you're not having to go to each resort and
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: pay the fee.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: It's like you just slash the pass, right, Am I
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: right about this? Yes?
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so made myself the snowboard.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: How very gay of you?
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: An epic pass access its park City Mountain in Utah,
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: as well as well as more than fifty other result resorts. God,
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: damn it, it's resorts, guys.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: You can just leave that in in other states and countries.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: So a multi resort ski pass typically costs between seven
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: hundred and fifty and thirteen hundred dollars, which is, you know,
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: it's a good deal for what you're getting if you
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: paid individually.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: No, I don't think it's a good deal because nobody
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: actually skies as much as they plan to. Like, I
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: think the Icon pass is a scam. I think all
• 56:11
  Speaker 4: skiing is kind of a scam.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: That's so true.
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: So I kind of love this lady. I want her
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: to make money off of it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: So let's see how she was making the money.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: She was buying the passes at full price using stolen
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: credit card info.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: I guess I should let you finish your sentence.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: You you love that this lady stole from the.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Get on your lift and you can ride it.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: It's the problem with interrupt sometimes it's my favorite thing.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Just made it clear that I think this lady's bad.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Damn it.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: No, I love I love the balls I got you.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and I was smiling and you're like, yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: I think she's great. Yeah, we love her. So she
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: would buy these passes and full price using the stolen
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: credit cards. It was a very specific, very seasonal scam.
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: She ran the scheme along with several accomplices from November
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: twenty twenty through May twenty twenty four.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: Why does she need accomplices?
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: Right, I guess I'll steal a credit cards, I guess.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: And it included multi resort passes and passed to individual
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: resorts in Utah. So they would advertise discounted ski passes
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: on online forums and ski communities. When someone responded, they
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: would communicate with that person via online chats and texts
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: to get the person's name, address, and any other information
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: required to purchase the pass. Jamila and others would then
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: buy the pass using the stolen credit card info and
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: sell it at a discount to the online buyer. Okay,
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: so the online buyer get the hook up.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're actually walking away with the discounted pass.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, So they get the pass and it sounds like
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: they're giving them the past pass works, I assume, yes,
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: And then because.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: It's a legit pass that they bought with a stolen
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: credit card.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: Then if we think about the stolen credit card, credit
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: card protected you know you just ring ring call.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: I'm telling me the god was done to you. So
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: who's really getting her?
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just you guys. Know I love her and
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm down, all right, because the.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Buyer would be required to pay her directly, like using Venmo, PayPal,
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: zell or Apple pay. And it was like a multi year,
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: multimillion dollar business because multi year she can get They
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: kept it.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: Up from November twenty four. I kind of like this scam.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like what it like. It's just like the
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: rich scheming the rich. Yeah, just like skiing is an
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: expensive vacation for the average family, but scamming people into
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: ski passes that I know you were saying, like the
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: ski passes aren't really useful.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: I don't think so. I think that the I mean,
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: have you ever skiing? Is the whole thing is ridiculous.
• 58:46
  Speaker 4: The whole thing is a scam. You're going down towards
• 58:50
  Speaker 4: your death and paying for it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I've heard the trees are a thing, just like aggressive
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: run into trees.
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, you hit trees, you hit kids, you
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: hit other people. Yeah, I have skied straight into a kid.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Yes, I'd like to make it clear I do not. Honest,
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: it's that true crime thing that that lady produces.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I heard she does it on purpose.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: That's the only time of the year she can hit kids,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: so she has to go so she can hit kids.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: Hopefully they cast me in the reenactment of you.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: Then you're like on podcast being like I had to
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: commit my own crime.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Honestly, that may have to be our new thing because
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: true crime docs are coming out like hotcakes.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I can be charismatic enough and you know, maybe get
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: like a light sentencing, then we get a.
• 59:45
  Speaker 3: Great talk firefest.
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, I already know what mine is.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: It's like my scam church is the congregation.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Like I just open it up and and you know,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: we have a church and what is that for one?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: See, yeah, we don't pay taxes.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the churches is the craziest scam.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Have people come in and donate money to me to
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: the building fund. There will never be another building than
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: the one that we're in. I have a scam choir.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: We're seeing scam hymns.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Are you watching Salt Lake City?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I'm in and out of it, But give me a reference.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: Though, Well, just that Mary m Cosby is like she
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: has like a church. That documentary just came out about
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: how it's like a scam kind of thing, and what
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 4: scam would you run as well?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what would I run? Let's see that's I'd probably
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: maybe a surfing school.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 4: That just sounds helpful.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and very labor int I'm not doing.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: What's your dream job would you run? Yeah?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, wait, let me get Oh, I would steal suitcases
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: at the airport. Not doing that.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: That's because it's cases are so heavy and whustle tired from.
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  Speaker 3: I'm taking the most labor intensive scams of all that
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 1: To surve born steal suitcase.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta do one that's not carrying stuff. I'll start
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  Speaker 3: a Patreon. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I dive for anchors off boats. I lug the anchors
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  Speaker 2: up sell them boats.
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  Speaker 3: It's a scam and a harm scam.
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  Speaker 2: It's very like labor intensive. Yeah, I gotta pick something easy,
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  Speaker 2: like like I'll braid little white girl's hair on cruise ships.
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  Speaker 4: That's also had babysitting and get to braid it real
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  Speaker 4: bad in the rock.
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  Speaker 2: Put like a few beads in it. They're not gonna know.
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  Speaker 2: They're not gonna know. Who's gonna tell them they're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna know.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll try to make like a cameo for myself,
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  Speaker 3: like on that you know, that thing cameo, and I'll
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  Speaker 3: somehow like like those celebrities that are celebrities but they
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  Speaker 3: haven't done anything but that somehow they're celebrities.
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  Speaker 4: This is another dream job of it sounds like you
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  Speaker 4: can do so little and just the kind of cruise on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I'd love to be saying happy birthday
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  Speaker 3: to people and you.
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  Speaker 2: Think that, but it's like so depressing when you actually
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  Speaker 2: have to fill you down. Hell no, no judgment, but
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  Speaker 2: I have seen people do them and like, hold on,
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  Speaker 2: I gott to finish these real quick. And they're like,
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  Speaker 2: hey Johnny, happy thirtieth birthday from me blankety blank.
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  Speaker 1: Or like hey Tim, so sorry for your loss.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna make it through, bro, hang in there from
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  Speaker 2: blankety blank, your mom says you're hot from blankety blank. Like,
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  Speaker 2: but they have to like like go through a list
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  Speaker 2: of them and give so much energy. And I've done.
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  Speaker 2: I did one, but it wasn't a cameo. Someone asked
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  Speaker 2: me to wish somebody a happy birthday, and I said,
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  Speaker 2: if you donate to any charity of your choice and
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  Speaker 2: send it back to me, like, send of the screenshot,
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  Speaker 2: I'll wish them a happy birthday. I don't really give
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  Speaker 2: people ideas, but yeah, there's a one and done.
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  Speaker 4: Because they could scam. That's an easy scam. Yeah, my
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  Speaker 4: charity is on dot com.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was like the children's off spit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they did some screen grap and had their name.
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  Speaker 4: When I did the TV show The Z Suite, I
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  Speaker 4: got a DM from Cameo and they said, hey, do
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  Speaker 4: you want to be on yeo? And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I totally wanted to, but because it's I would love
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  Speaker 4: to just grab a little money here and there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody's gonna buy my cameo.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody in yourself onlieve in yourself. If Cameo DM do you,
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  Speaker 2: that means somebody must be thirsty open here for you.
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  Speaker 2: They got too many hits and they were like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: let's just DM on it because we gotta let her
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  Speaker 2: know she didn't get over here.
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  Speaker 1: No, I would do it. I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it's icky for like the money or
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  Speaker 2: anything like that. I would do it if it wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: depress me. To just have to go through it. You
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  Speaker 2: should see how like when I have to do stuff
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  Speaker 2: here like justin Richard, like do say the stuff.
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  Speaker 3: My friend got a Meg Stalter cameo for his girlfriend. Uh,
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  Speaker 3: that's just for Valentine's Day. But then like one of
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  Speaker 3: them cheated right before it, but it was already like sent.
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  Speaker 3: So it was like the most disto being cameo ever
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  Speaker 3: because it was like, like, you guys are gonna have
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  Speaker 3: like such cute little baby. It's the most awkward like
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  Speaker 3: make Stalter thing, and he couldn't unsend it, so it
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  Speaker 3: just popped up there isn't that crazy? I was like depressed.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: I was like that.
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  Speaker 1: Would be my thirteenth reason.
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  Speaker 2: Like and Mex all just so fucking funny, like how
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  Speaker 2: dare you send me this funny assful thing.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: From like the most awkward woman of all time too,
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  Speaker 3: But it's just.
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  Speaker 4: Like it was like a genuine she wasn't like doing
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  Speaker 4: a character.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: She was doing. It was a little bit of both.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: It was like so genuine, it's just what she does.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's cute and it's funny, so we would
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: be like, oh baby, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But now it's like I can't believe you shame me
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  Speaker 1: like this.
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  Speaker 3: It was a depressing cameo.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 4: I wonder if anyone's ever sent a cameo to break
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  Speaker 4: up with someone?
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  Speaker 1: Oh for sure? Yeah you think so? Oh hell yeah yeah?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: Would you like that if its too it's from I
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: guess yeah.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: It would be less awkward for sure if it was.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Like your favorite celebrity and like what emotion would win?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like excited, but I'm Bummedah yeah, if.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: You send it from like Carrot Top, I'm gonna be pissed.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be so mad.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Your dirty or fucking sleeve shimmies who breaks up with me,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: I'll beat your hat.
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  Speaker 3: It has happened, and Mark McGrath was the one, which
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: is the most famous one that did it. So it
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: has happened to send a breakup cameo from Sugar Ray
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: or the least singer of Sugar Ray.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Shut the door, baby, don't say a word.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: And he was like, we shutting the door, bababy.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: I just want to fly away and Bruce Buffer the
• 1:05:33
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• 1:05:55
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• 1:05:58
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