Latest / Curtis Sliwa & Larry Mendte In The Morning / Jimmy Failla, WOR weeknight host Interview
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- 0:00Speaker 1: We're now joined by Jimmy Fallon, WOR host from Nine
- 0:03Speaker 1: to Midnight and Fox Across America with Jimmy Fallon and
- 0:06Speaker 1: host of the Fox News Saturday Night Show with Jimmy
- 0:10Speaker 1: Fallon on the Fox News channel. I was thinking about
- 0:14Speaker 1: you over the last couple of days because I felt
- 0:16Speaker 1: really bad for Katie Zachariah, who got the press secretary's job.
- 0:21Speaker 1: And it was almost like a setup. She flew in
- 0:24Speaker 1: from L.A. She got off the plane and she was
- 0:26Speaker 1: basically put at the podium. with not much of a briefing.
- 0:30Speaker 1: But now the job's open, and I'm thinking, you know,
- 0:33Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon, I've seen pictures of him at the podium before.
- 0:37Speaker 1: If you were the press secretary, would you start with
- 0:40Speaker 1: a set?
- 0:44Speaker 2: I think it would lower the temperature. But if I
- 0:46Speaker 2: wanted to make the room laugh, I wouldn't write material.
- 0:49Speaker 2: I would just read them my background check. Once they
- 0:52Speaker 2: saw the results, like, wait, you did what when you
- 0:55Speaker 2: were 22?
- 0:55Speaker 3: You once drove a man to wear in a taxi? Well,
- 0:59Speaker 3: this is great.
- 1:00Speaker 2: Think how much heat it would take off the president
- 1:04Speaker 2: if I opened by saying that I've met a time.
- 1:06Speaker 3: Traveler from another solar system.
- 1:09Speaker 4: You know, it definitely takes the edge off him, doesn't it?
- 1:13Speaker 5: So do you have any suggestions since she actually beat
- 1:18Speaker 5: the record set by Scaramucci, that's Skifosa. What was he,
- 1:23Speaker 5: 12 days? She was, what, five days? Obviously better looking
- 1:27Speaker 5: than him. Do you have any suggestions?
- 1:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:31Speaker 4: Well, first of all, she beat the record that was
- 1:33Speaker 4: set by the Goldfish.
- 1:34Speaker 2: I won at the Carnival at Island Trees, Long Island
- 1:37Speaker 2: in 1991. That thing at least gave us 48 hours
- 1:43Speaker 2: before they told me that story about how it swam
- 1:45Speaker 2: away to go see his family.
- 1:47Speaker 3: I heard the toilet flush in the other room.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Oh, man.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Golding missed his family. He's going for a swim flush anyway.
- 1:55Speaker 5: No wonder why you've been traumatized. There's no doubt about it.
- 1:58Speaker 5: That was it.
- 1:59Speaker 3: That was the defining moment.
- 2:03Speaker 2: I mean, I will say this. They need, like, you
- 2:04Speaker 2: need a public speaker. Being on TV enough is not alone. Because, like,
- 2:08Speaker 2: as you can tell, poor Katie, she's used to being
- 2:11Speaker 2: one of four panelists, which is not the same thing
- 2:14Speaker 2: as leading every journalist on Earth knowing they hate you.
- 2:18Speaker 2: You know, that's not a friendly gig. If you're the
- 2:20Speaker 2: Trump press secretary, you know every question is, you literally
- 2:24Speaker 2: work for Hitler.
- 2:24Speaker 3: What's going on with the tariffs? And you're like, wait, what?
- 2:26Speaker 4: Where do I even start with that, you know?
- 2:28Speaker 2: So... You need somebody who actually has live experience. That's why,
- 2:33Speaker 2: I mean, a comic is not a bad choice in theory,
- 2:37Speaker 2: but they're going to have to get someone who is, like,
- 2:39Speaker 2: more of a public speaker. You know, somebody who goes
- 2:42Speaker 2: on the road a lot. Like, if you wanted a
- 2:44Speaker 2: serious recommendation, Kurt... I think it should be somebody who
- 2:49Speaker 2: kind of ran for office and isn't doing a lot
- 2:51Speaker 2: right now.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Can we think of anybody like that?
- 2:53Speaker 3: I mean like– I don't mean like locally. I mean
- 2:55Speaker 3: like nationally. Like I was thinking of like Tudor Dixon.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Do you know Tudor Dixon?
- 2:59Speaker 2: I do.
- 3:00Speaker 4: I do.
- 3:00Speaker 2: She ran for Senate in Michigan, and she was one
- 3:04Speaker 2: of the old-fashioned women.
- 3:05Speaker 3: She didn't have a penis. She didn't hate Israel.
- 3:10Speaker 4: You know, so she doesn't fit in in modern Michigan politics,
- 3:13Speaker 4: but she.
- 3:14Speaker 2: Has a good command, and I think she would do it.
- 3:16Speaker 2: But I don't think she's listed in the odds.
- 3:18Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 3:18Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm so sorry I asked that question.
- 3:21Speaker 3: I really am. That's the first time.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I've ever said that.
- 3:26Speaker 5: So let's get to the field that you are an
- 3:28Speaker 5: expert in comedy. Two of the greatest of all time,
- 3:32Speaker 5: Seinfeld and Larry David. couldn't be any more different as
- 3:37Speaker 5: they have now plunged themselves into the political realm. With Seinfeld,
- 3:43Speaker 5: he's up front, he's IDF, he supports Zionism, he goes,
- 3:48Speaker 5: I'm a Zionist, and he's still touring. So he's on
- 3:52Speaker 5: that stage in Chicago, and right away, pro-Palestinian folks have
- 3:57Speaker 5: paid the tab to get in, and they start giving
- 4:01Speaker 5: him grief.
- 4:02Speaker 3: Seinfeld!
- 4:03Speaker 2: Seinfeld! Listen to me! You're a racist!
- 4:07Speaker 5: There are 74,000 dead Palestinians! So now, how would you
- 4:15Speaker 5: deal with that if all of a sudden you're doing
- 4:18Speaker 5: your stand-up?
- 4:20Speaker 3: Packed location, like 4,000 people. Yeah, make that funny.
- 4:25Speaker 2: Well, first of all, the guy sounds like Larry David.
- 4:30Speaker 2: It kind of sounds like a sketch and curb your enthusiasm.
- 4:33Speaker 3: But what I love.
- 4:34Speaker 2: About these situations is like it's such like a misappropriation
- 4:39Speaker 2: of protest because nobody at a Jerry Seinfeld show makes
- 4:43Speaker 2: Middle East policy.
- 4:45Speaker 3: They don't make it for Israel.
- 4:46Speaker 2: They don't make it for America. They're just there to
- 4:49Speaker 2: buy the two drink minimum, watch the show and laugh.
- 4:52Speaker 2: So it just seems like the wrong thing to do.
- 4:55Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
- 4:57Speaker 2: Like, you know, you wouldn't show up, you know, to
- 4:59Speaker 2: my kids flag football game this weekend and protest climate change,
- 5:03Speaker 2: would you?
- 5:03Speaker 3: Because nobody there, you know what I mean.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Is in it.
- 5:06Speaker 4: You know, it's again, it's like the no king thing.
- 5:09Speaker 2: We don't have kings. So it's like them protesting no
- 5:13Speaker 2: abs on The View. It's like you've already accomplished what
- 5:15Speaker 2: you're there for.
- 5:17Speaker 1: Hey, listen, as someone that tours the country and plays
- 5:21Speaker 1: some big arenas, I am always impressed by Donald Trump.
- 5:25Speaker 1: Forget the poll numbers for one minute. Just as a performance,
- 5:29Speaker 1: I have never seen a politician so quick in the
- 5:34Speaker 1: moment and so comfortable on the stage as he talks
- 5:38Speaker 1: to arenas.
- 5:40Speaker 4: Yes.
- 5:40Speaker 2: He's a crowd work comedian. The difference being like Seinfeld
- 5:45Speaker 2: is a material comedian.
- 5:46Speaker 3: He has an act.
- 5:46Speaker 2: He has an hour and 20 minutes that he's written,
- 5:48Speaker 2: and it's really well polished.
- 5:50Speaker 3: And he's, for the.
- 5:50Speaker 2: Most part, going to stick to the script unless a
- 5:53Speaker 2: free Palestine guy heckles him as you played. Trump, on
- 5:56Speaker 2: the other hand, shows up with no script, meaning there's
- 5:59Speaker 2: a teleprompter. But as you know, the teleprompter is just
- 6:02Speaker 2: a suggestion. And he's very comfortable going off script. Look
- 6:06Speaker 2: at this guy in the front row. My friend over
- 6:08Speaker 2: there is fat. You know, he's more of a Rickles.
- 6:11Speaker 2: Does that make sense?
- 6:12Speaker 1: He is.
- 6:12Speaker 3: You know, we elected Don Trump, as I always say,
- 6:14Speaker 3: and we got Don Rickles. That's what he is.
- 6:16Speaker 5: Well, don't you remember the roast when they roasted Donald
- 6:19Speaker 5: Trump at the old Friars Club? It was Don Rickles.
- 6:22Speaker 5: You know, hey, you hockey puck. He roasted not only Trump,
- 6:26Speaker 5: but everybody that was on the dais.
- 6:29Speaker 4: Yep.
- 6:30Speaker 3: That's how it works. I mean, that's the thing about
- 6:31Speaker 3: going with Trump rally.
- 6:32Speaker 2: Is like you're all in the splash zone. You have
- 6:34Speaker 2: no idea where the thing is going to go. So
- 6:37Speaker 2: it's weird because the things they do at a Trump
- 6:40Speaker 2: rally that are predictable are I always say to people
- 6:43Speaker 2: because I've covered a lot of them. It's like the
- 6:45Speaker 2: new Rocky Horror Picture Show in that you'll hear people
- 6:49Speaker 2: in the crowd go, hey, we can't go to the bathroom.
- 6:50Speaker 3: They're about to do lock her up. You know what
- 6:53Speaker 3: I mean?
- 6:53Speaker 2: And they're like, we'll go during drain the swamp and
- 6:57Speaker 2: we'll come back for build a wall at the end.
- 6:59Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 7:00Speaker 2: Come on.
- 7:02Speaker 1: Hey, Bill Maher is getting a lot of blowback from
- 7:05Speaker 1: people like Larry David and other comedians for going and
- 7:09Speaker 1: meeting Donald Trump now twice. He's had two dinners at
- 7:14Speaker 1: the White House. And I think he's been brilliant in saying, look,
- 7:18Speaker 1: I still rip the guy all the time, but I'm
- 7:20Speaker 1: not going to turn down an invitation to meet the
- 7:23Speaker 1: president of the United States. How do you feel about it?
- 7:26Speaker 1: How do you feel about the meetings?
- 7:28Speaker 2: Well, he's being one of the adults in the room
- 7:30Speaker 2: because What they're doing is they're not legitimizing this pretend
- 7:35Speaker 2: hysteria that Trump is like a Hitler or an existential
- 7:39Speaker 2: threat or living in this unprecedented moment.
- 7:42Speaker 3: None of that is true.
- 7:44Speaker 2: And when you refuse to meet with Trump, when you
- 7:46Speaker 2: refuse to show the humanity of the other side of
- 7:49Speaker 2: a political position.
- 7:50Speaker 3: You further this manufactured hysteria.
- 7:52Speaker 2: Like, there are a lot of people that believe we're
- 7:55Speaker 2: living in this perilous moment where Trump's, you know, going
- 7:59Speaker 2: to wipe out the Republican.
- 8:00Speaker 3: None of that's true.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Again, I always make the same point.
- 8:03Speaker 2: NBC employed this man for 15 years as the host
- 8:08Speaker 2: of Celebrity Apprentice, okay? So imagine when an NBC anchor
- 8:12Speaker 2: gets on TV at least one time a day and calls.
- 8:15Speaker 3: Him literally Hitler. They are literally paying him royalties. You know,
- 8:20Speaker 3: and you can't separate that. That is the truth.
- 8:23Speaker 2: That is the truth, which means everything else that comes
- 8:26Speaker 2: after it is pretend. So what Bill Maher is doing
- 8:28Speaker 2: is he's forcing the conversation back to reality.
- 8:31Speaker 3: So I actually applaud that. I'm glad he does that.
- 8:34Speaker 5: I always say, Jimmy, when you were vice president in advance,
- 8:38Speaker 5: you called him Hitler. You became the vice president years later.
- 8:41Speaker 5: I mean, there is there is an ability to get
- 8:44Speaker 5: beyond that.
- 8:46Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he doesn't care.
- 8:47Speaker 2: As he famously says, he's like, if I refuse to
- 8:50Speaker 2: work with everybody who's ever taken a shot at me,
- 8:52Speaker 2: I'd be alone in the White House right now. And
- 8:54Speaker 2: it's true, because everybody has taken a shot. And it
- 8:57Speaker 2: depends on your entree into the conversation. Like when Vance
- 9:00Speaker 2: got started in politics, Trump had just come down the escalator,
- 9:03Speaker 2: and every op-ed in the media was Trump is Hitler.
- 9:06Speaker 2: Louis C.K.
- 9:07Speaker 3: Wrote one. Do you remember that? Louis C.K.
- 9:09Speaker 2: Wrote that he is literally Hitler. And I don't mind,
- 9:12Speaker 2: you know, Louis C.K., nice enough guy. He's touring again,
- 9:14Speaker 2: although you have to wear a poncho if you're in
- 9:16Speaker 2: the front row. Because, you know, sometimes there's a splash
- 9:19Speaker 2: zone with Louie. But the point is, he was swept
- 9:22Speaker 2: up by the same dopey zeitgeist as everybody else.
- 9:25Speaker 5: Well, I'll tell you what. Tell you what, Jimmy. I'm
- 9:28Speaker 5: the Sandman at the Apollo. I'm coming out and giving
- 9:31Speaker 5: you the hook. Every night, 9 to 12, Monday through Friday,
- 9:34Speaker 5: you go to sleep with Jimmy Failure. You'll wake up
- 9:38Speaker 5: with Larry and Curtis at 6 in the morning at
- 9:41Speaker 5: 710 WR. Thank you, Jimmy.
- 9:44Speaker 3: You're the best. See you guys. November 5th.