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DLHS Hour 3 | Comedian George Lopez joins DLHS crew · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the deal. Usually show you a twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: six edition. Big shout out to everybody that came out
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  Speaker 1: this weekend. We did Cleveland and Raleigh. It was a
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  Speaker 1: lot of fun. I think that linen guy might be
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  Speaker 1: getting the hang of it. I'm the limen guy may
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  Speaker 1: be getting the hang of it. We have of course
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  Speaker 1: this wee can out be in Denver, Colorado, so come
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  Speaker 1: check me out the Funny Bone. And then Friday and
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  Speaker 1: Saturday d L and d L f around and found out.
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  Speaker 2: FH, what is it? We changed it two FH.
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  Speaker 1: I don't remember it, but deal and deal not anything
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  Speaker 1: goes that little weird that sounds like a caligular thing.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna be at Boston and then the following day.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm pretty sure the Tyson Hall. Yes, it's
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  Speaker 1: a soldout clip pretty close. I saw that kid what's
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  Speaker 1: her name, Race Murder, what's his name?
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  Speaker 2: What's his name?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, he was on Big Boy and he was talking
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  Speaker 2: about Kamala Harris. Oh yeah, I forgot. Here's what I
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  Speaker 2: find ironic. I saw Stephen A.
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  Speaker 1: Smith and he was having a conversation and he said
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  Speaker 1: that he would beat Kamala Harris and Gavin Newt in
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  Speaker 1: any Democrat in the debate. We're where we are right
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  Speaker 1: now because game show host are running the world literally, podcasters,
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  Speaker 1: gang show hosts, and broadcasters are running a war, running
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  Speaker 1: the economy, running the world, the things that are run.
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  Speaker 1: And I have no doubt that Steven A. Smith probably
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  Speaker 1: would do good in a debate. He could probably debate
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  Speaker 1: Lebron James about basketball, but he couldn't. He can't play
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  Speaker 1: right like he could tell him. He probably could beat
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  Speaker 1: him in an argument about basketball, but nobody would draft
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  Speaker 1: him to play basketball. The problem is, out of all
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  Speaker 1: of the things that are going in the world, how
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  Speaker 1: do you think you're the answer. We have a war
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  Speaker 1: that's out of control. We have spending out of control.
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  Speaker 1: We have a deficit of thirty nine trillion dollars. The
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  Speaker 1: three big expenditors in the United States of America are
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  Speaker 1: our military, which they want to expand they want to
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  Speaker 1: expand it to this. Then they virtually cut the social
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  Speaker 1: safety net. Nothing will exist. We will be fighting. We
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  Speaker 1: will be a country that just exists to fight. They
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  Speaker 1: cut the social safety net, the en and that's where
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna come from. The damn daycare, damn social security.
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  Speaker 1: But our three business spenditures are our military, which you
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  Speaker 1: want to expand, Social security, and the interest on all
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  Speaker 1: the money he's borrowed. And you fresh all first take,
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  Speaker 1: are gonna fix all that.
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  Speaker 2: We have?
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  Speaker 1: We have we have an economy that is on the
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  Speaker 1: verge of collapse. Literally, he is asking for more money
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  Speaker 1: to finish a ballroom, more money to rebuild a prison,
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  Speaker 1: and none. Basically, we can't, we don't, we can't, we
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  Speaker 1: can't do Jake here, the states gotta do that.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think how the state's gonna do that when.
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  Speaker 1: They give you money and the states that that support
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  Speaker 1: you the most don't have any money. How to dun
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  Speaker 1: the states if they could pay for anything, they wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be fiftieth in education. And we are like we are
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  Speaker 1: because people decided. If you look at the three the
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  Speaker 1: two biggest debacles in foreign policy history, it is George Bush,
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  Speaker 1: who's a dumb ass, and Donald Trump, who's a dumb ass.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, they count on dumb Republicans to do like that
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  Speaker 2: and who believe that the rules don't apply to them.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the DL Hughgley Show. And now it's
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  Speaker 3: time to find out more about George Lopez's intimate secrets
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  Speaker 3: on My d O Hugley Show.
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  Speaker 2: This is for the Hard Way.
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  Speaker 1: So, George Lopez, have you ever dated a black one?
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  Speaker 4: Do you know that My first love was an African
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  Speaker 4: American girl in high school San Fernindra Junior High nineteen
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  Speaker 4: seventy four. She looked like get Christy, Love's beautiful. And
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  Speaker 4: I was walking her home from school day and my
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  Speaker 4: grandmother saw me, made a U turn and honked at me,
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  Speaker 4: rolled the window down and said, hey, boogie knight, bogie night,
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  Speaker 4: get home.
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  Speaker 2: I said, what you heard me shout?
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  Speaker 4: And she told me that nobody would get it and
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  Speaker 4: that we I shouldn't walk her home and we shouldn't
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  Speaker 4: hang out anymore. And it broke my heart. So no,
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  Speaker 4: I have never really, but I got my heart broken
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  Speaker 4: first by.
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  Speaker 2: Black Oh yeah, that's me too.
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  Speaker 4: And then I told it my The only defense was
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  Speaker 4: I'm darker than you.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't work.
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  Speaker 3: Here's a question for you, for the white viewer, what
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  Speaker 3: is the difference between Latino, Hispanic and Mexicano.
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  Speaker 4: Well, Hispanic was created by the Census Department to identify
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  Speaker 4: people of Latin origin. It's it's almost like a Filipino
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  Speaker 4: is considered Hispanic. But my joke was that I considered
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  Speaker 4: the progress because we used to be other. So Hispanic
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  Speaker 4: became that kind of blanket that you threw over everybody.
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  Speaker 4: Latino is anybody from a Latin American country, but Chicano
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  Speaker 4: is when you're not afraid to cut them up.
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  Speaker 1: Understood now, Now, why would there have been no slavery
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  Speaker 1: in Mexican had been in the country.
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  Speaker 4: Because we would have seen our African American brothers and
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  Speaker 4: sisters out there, and we would have went to the
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  Speaker 4: house and say, hey, how much you pay the people
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  Speaker 4: out there?
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  Speaker 2: They're slaves. All will do it cheaper.
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  Speaker 4: And we'll start on time.
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  Speaker 2: We'll start on time.
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  Speaker 3: So I answer me this, Why is guacamole nineteen dollars
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  Speaker 3: a bowl?
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  Speaker 2: What is that about?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I blame the Caucasian what they've done to walk
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  Speaker 4: them all the first it's called they start calling a
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  Speaker 4: guac wah, yeah, which is insulting, but uh, all vocado
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  Speaker 4: toast is the beginning of the end. You know anybody
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  Speaker 4: that puts all vocado, Yes, that's the beginning of the end.
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  Speaker 4: Next thing, what they're gonna do, have a flat taco,
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  Speaker 4: taco and a taco what do they do? They have
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  Speaker 4: taco Bell has like a taco and a taco and.
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  Speaker 3: With and it's kind of like a Christmas party.
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  Speaker 2: It's like they have all these he have Christmas parties.
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  Speaker 1: And it'll be uh Mexican food and fried jiggen and
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  Speaker 1: and like I'm like, this is the weirdest buffet everything.
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  Speaker 4: Let's not forget my summer party.
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  Speaker 2: Hear a lot about you know what's funny?
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  Speaker 1: People have always up and and I remember we were
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  Speaker 1: doing the tour and I had told that joke about
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  Speaker 1: Caitlin Jenny right, and the tour was just started to
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  Speaker 1: take off, and uh and I called George and I go, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: did it went bad?
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  Speaker 2: Everything's going bad. I don't want to be a burden
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  Speaker 2: on the tour, so I'll get off.
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  Speaker 3: He'sh it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know what, somebody, somebody very close to me,
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  Speaker 4: who I allegedly may have been married to, called me
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  Speaker 4: to tell you to apologize, and I said I would.
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  Speaker 4: I would never do that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny about you. I've never the same
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  Speaker 1: thing happens to me. Like we were in Phoenix and
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  Speaker 1: that gig went down. I've never meant somebody and I
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  Speaker 1: met a lot of people who was more honest and
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  Speaker 1: more humane. And I'm proud when people get mad at you.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't make me upset. It makes me proud because
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  Speaker 1: I know the two things. You're being an artist and
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  Speaker 1: you're being a human being. All Right, when we come back.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you this. I will say this.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate that. But if Donald Trump can lower the
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  Speaker 4: Texas to twenty percent, I'll be out there mixing the cement.
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  Speaker 2: Baby, it just got ten feet higher. Now is time
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  Speaker 2: of what you need to know with the one only
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  Speaker 2: Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 5: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. It's
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  Speaker 5: a historic day for humanity as the Artemis two crew
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  Speaker 5: makes its closest approach to the Moon today. The four
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  Speaker 5: astronauts team, including the pilot Victor Glover, the first person
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  Speaker 5: of color to travel to lunar space, is currently within
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  Speaker 5: four thousand miles.
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  Speaker 2: Of the surface of the Moon.
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  Speaker 5: While they won't be landing, they are capturing high resolution
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  Speaker 5: imagery and scientific data in their Orion spacecraft. While a
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  Speaker 5: President Obama shared his support online, hoping these brave astronauts
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  Speaker 5: inspire a new generation. The ten day mission is scheduled
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  Speaker 5: to conclude this Friday with a splashdown in the Pacific.
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  Speaker 5: After that, again, Pope Leo used his Easter message to
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  Speaker 5: plead for global sanity. Speaking to thousands at Saint Peter's Square,
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  Speaker 5: the Pope lamented the world is growing accustomed to violence.
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  Speaker 5: He urged world leaders to renounce war, exclaiming let those
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  Speaker 5: who have the power to unleash wars choose peace. In
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  Speaker 5: a sign of global outreach, the pont of offered Easter
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  Speaker 5: greetings in ten different languages, including Chinese and Arabic. And
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  Speaker 5: In the world of sports, UCLA women's basketball team still
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  Speaker 5: celebrating their historic seventy nine to fifty one victory over
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  Speaker 5: South Carolina. This twenty eight point margin of victory is
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  Speaker 5: the third largest in championship history. Senator Lauren Betts was
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  Speaker 5: named the final fourth's most outstanding Player, solidifying the Bruins
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  Speaker 5: place in the record books after a dominant season. In
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  Speaker 5: the world of music and marketing, Pepsi is walking away
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  Speaker 5: from London's Wireless Festival. The Soda Giant pulled its sponsorship
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  Speaker 5: after nearly a decade following the decision to book Kanye
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  Speaker 5: West as the third night headliner. The backlash has even
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  Speaker 5: reached the top of the UK government, with the Prime
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  Speaker 5: Minister kir Stahmer condemning the booking.
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  Speaker 2: The festival is set.
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  Speaker 5: For July, but it'll have to go on without its
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: Simple jazz man, All right, even more of the Dal
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