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Scott and the bear had it out last night 1 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: Look for the bare necessities, the simple bare necessities.
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  SPEAKER_00: Forget about your worries and your strides.
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  SPEAKER_00: I snapped last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean bare necessities.
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  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I can picture this.
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  SPEAKER_00: About nine thirty last night.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'd had I got, I think, six of the puppies were all cuddled right around me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Aww.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was just finishing watching the end of the movie Fury on Pluto TV.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a Brad Pitt World War II movie.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was, it's not the greatest movie.
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  SPEAKER_00: No?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: I like Brad Pitt actually.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh well, so do I, but this movie was just okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: 2014.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I was never even heard of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: The last couple minutes, and all of a sudden I hear it outside, and I'm like, nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: Cover comes off, and I'm I'm I'm at this point now.
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  SPEAKER_00: You just nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, that's where it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because now you gotta remember, we've had a massive bear problem in West Elmira.
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  SPEAKER_00: We have one hit by a car.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not long enough.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right, that's right, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: We talked about this on the show.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, this has been a big thing, and it depends on where the bear's track is, on whose garbage gets rooted through.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes it's further down on Glen and Larchmont, sometimes it's right up on my street.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like, oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: So last night it was the uh it was obviously we were the direct path, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: And it was fairly early.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I could see like two in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it's like 9:30 at night.
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  SPEAKER_00: People were still up around the neighborhood, you know, sort of.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can see lights on here and there.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, I'm like, nope.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I get up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Of course, all the dogs follow me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ginger, whom you have to lift off the and put on the bed all the time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, jinger too.
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  SPEAKER_00: Except for the fact when a bear is there, she launches off the thing like a torpedo.
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  SPEAKER_00: So she's milking it, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're right, right, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So here I am searching all over for my sweatpants and my hoodie, because I'm like, I'm I'm going on the deck and I'm gonna yell at the bear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I go on the deck, dogs are losing their mind, everybody else sound asleep in the house.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh I right?
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm out there, I'm like, hey! You know, that's the response.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So bear's not doing anything, garbage can't over.
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  SPEAKER_00: So, you know, tipped over.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's already going through it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, all right, we're not.
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  SPEAKER_01: He looks back and flips you off.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pretty much.
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  SPEAKER_00: Honest to God.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, that's coming.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I go downstairs.
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  SPEAKER_00: I grab the headlamp.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know those super bright headlamps.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I grab one and I can see that something's going on.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I get in my car.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: Hold on.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get in my car.
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  SPEAKER_00: I back out of my driveway and I go to pull forward.
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  SPEAKER_00: If I didn't hit the brakes, I would have pegged that deer dead right in front of my garbage can.
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  SPEAKER_00: You mean bear?
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  SPEAKER_00: Not garbage.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, bear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm standing there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Bear looks at me like, ugh, those are some bright lights.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's so bold because we always talk about stories where bears will like shake cars and stuff like that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, I had it with this.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is, I mean, any neighbor, anybody in the neighborhood knows.
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  SPEAKER_00: My neighbor's garbage, all of them, no, I should say the ones further up the hill from me, are all dumped out.
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  SPEAKER_00: How it didn't hit Kelly and Jason's or my next door neighbors, I have no idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: So anyway, I'm watching the bear run over to their yard across the street.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I pick up the garbage can and I put it back, put the one baggie and pulled out back in.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then uh I pull the car back in.
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  SPEAKER_00: A couple minutes later.
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  SPEAKER_00: After I had all the dogs, I'm like, you are a persistent bear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So back downstairs I go, I start the car, back it up, pull right up forward, bear takes off again.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, certainly two times of me chasing off the bear in my car has done it, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: So what do I do?
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  SPEAKER_00: Pick up another bag.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now, back upstairs we go.
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  SPEAKER_00: All the dogs and I are settled in bed and again, and I'm like, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, no way! So at this point, back down to the car for the third time.
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  SPEAKER_00: How does Tiffany not wake up?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't have a clue.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I don't know how anybody else.
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  SPEAKER_00: Dogs losing their mind on the deck.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm down back in my car again.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, and Gavin and Lydia are still sleeping.
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  SPEAKER_00: Still sound asleep.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm back down in my car again.
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  SPEAKER_00: This time the bear takes off.
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  SPEAKER_00: This time Kelly from across the street standing outside watching this because the bear's not gonna go after her.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's going looking for the empty can of fluff in the garbage, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: I wish she would have recorded this.
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  SPEAKER_00: There was no way to.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm looking at it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I look over at Kelly, who's, you know, obviously all in her nighttime sweats, ready to go to bed.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I go, persistent, son of a you know what in.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she goes, Oh, he doesn't care about you at all.
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Finally, the third time around, I go, that's it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because one of my bags got dragged across to their yard.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, garbage cans coming back in the house.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I did that last night, which I'm not gonna lie, made me a little nervous.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like I didn't know if I was gonna be charged by the bear.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and they were gonna uh what open up your door and then walk right in?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: When I was dragging the uh the garbage cans back to put them in the garage, I'm like, is this thing gonna chase me up the driveway?
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because my car's down at the end of the driveway, totally blocking the road, lighting up where the bear is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_00: This bear just did not care.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, wait, like that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I learned that okay, so there's like a couple different styles of bears, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: So the bears that live here, this is according to, you know, Nature Boys act, that if you see a bear that you're supposed to be really loud, kind of what you're doing in a way.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know me?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then you're supposed to like, you know, make a lot of noise.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, make a lot of noise.
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  SPEAKER_01: You'd fit right in with my church.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: So so you you're you're supposed to like, you know, puff up your chest, make a lot of noise, which sounds kind of like what you did in some.
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  SPEAKER_00: Blowing the horn and opening my door and putting the high beans on this thing, you would think, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, one of those mountain bears, you're supposed to play dead.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, I've seen Revenant.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a well-domesticated black bear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Quite honestly, I'm surprised it hasn't come to the window and just been like, get a banana.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm surprised it hasn't come and like shoot shoot some hoops in your driveway.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: So my question is this.
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  SPEAKER_00: What?
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  SPEAKER_00: And this is a serious question.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh is it illegal for me, and maybe in West Elmyra, is it illegal and for because Tiffany this morning I was telling her about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: She goes, That's it, I'm getting a paint gun.
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  SPEAKER_00: I said, No, better yet, I said, Roman candles.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is it illegal for you know the long stick?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, the fireworks?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you'd always put it in a in like a Coke bottle or a beer bottle, and it's pop.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I got rid of crows one time in painted post when I lived there by shooting those into the tree.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a good idea.
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  SPEAKER_00: They went a couple neighbors over.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh so I'm wondering, can I shoot a couple Roman candles at a bear just to spook them?
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm not trying to really hurt them.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's more interested probably in hurting me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ken, is it illegal?
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  SPEAKER_00: And and I need some answers because I can go across, I can hell actually, I can go to Sam's Club.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think they sell huge packages of them.
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  SPEAKER_00: I got two for one.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can get my Roman candles for the bear and a couple of uh cannons for Fourth of July.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't realize that they sold fireworks.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was thinking like Sky King or something.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right up by fire.
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  SPEAKER_00: You can't bring your propane tank into Sam's, but Jesus H Christ, you can have fireworks uh stacked to the ceiling.
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  SPEAKER_01: We can blow it up.
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  SPEAKER_01: So you're right, that's like the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
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  SPEAKER_00: I swear.
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  SPEAKER_01: So the second you bring a propane tank even to the door, they're like, get up!
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  SPEAKER_00: You know.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you have 875,000 fireworks stacked by the pharmacy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I can I launch uh can I launch uh maybe this isn't the best example in the world, but I want to get rid of the bears.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I launch Roman candles?
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, it sounds like a great idea to me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can I do that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Just to spook them off.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was a really good impression, by the way.
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  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anybody answer that.
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  SPEAKER_01: Also, is this on your camera?
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_01: Somebody wanted to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would love to see this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll check on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Me pulling in and out of a driveway three times, looking crazed.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that's what I want to share with all of you.