'Choms' - The Breakfast Team Version

5 Breakfast · May 28, 2021 · 2m

So no one told you life was crazy in SA

Your job’s remote, you’re broke,

Loadshedding’s here to stay

It’s like you’re always in a pothole dear,

When it hasn’t been your day, your week, and Bafana hasn’t won in two years

I’ll be there for you

When life is ‘n gemors

I’ll be there for you

Like pap is there for wors

I’ll be there for you

In the Home Affairs queue

To be honest South Africa has always been crazed

A meerkat once sold cell phones

And then Leon did Blackface

Now we are so blessed to have heroes like these

Tutu, Siya, Trevor, Thuso, Mapimpi and Charlize

They’ll be there for you

When…