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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for horoscopes, Peyton's predictions. What's the vibe today, Peyton.
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  Speaker 2: I'm letting you know what your zodiac sign is like
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  Speaker 2: in your friend group. Also, if it's your birthday today,
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  Speaker 2: you are a Gemini. You share a birthday with Kendrick Lamar, Odessa,
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  Speaker 2: Venus Williams and Brianna chicken Fry.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's say hello to Sherry. Is it Sherry
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  Speaker 1: or Shari?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's Sherry Cherry.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Sherry, what's your son?
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  Speaker 2: Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Sherry baby? Okay, I'm a Turres Okay, awesome, So for
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  Speaker 1: my Taurus, you guys are actually the dependable front.
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  Speaker 2: You're always down to hang out, but if the plans
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  Speaker 2: involve too much effort, suddenly you are m i A.
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  Speaker 2: Your ideal night is food, good company and being home
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  Speaker 2: by ten pm. Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: That's so me.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Bye, Sherry, thanks for calling you.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Would you say today? Are you a Gemini?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You did a Gemini? Yeah, so geminis. You guys actually
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  Speaker 2: are the group chat. You're the first to know the drama,
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  Speaker 2: the first to spend or the first to spread the drama,
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  Speaker 2: and you're the first person everyone calls. So if the
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  Speaker 2: friend group had WiFi, it would definitely be the Jemini.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are the social hub.
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  Speaker 1: My wife Blake's filling for Kyle this morning and I
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  Speaker 1: think she just ran in the restroom. But you want
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  Speaker 1: to do aries? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Aries.
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  Speaker 2: They are the friend who starts and initiates the plans.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows where you're going or what you're doing, and
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  Speaker 2: if it's a bad idea, but somehow everyone always ends
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  Speaker 2: up there. You guys are the reason that the group
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  Speaker 2: pass stories, and you are truly the glue to the friendships.
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  Speaker 1: My friend Kyle's at a family reunion. You want to
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  Speaker 1: do Libra's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're the peacekeeper in the friend group. Two friends are
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  Speaker 2: arguing and suddenly they are hosting a mediation session. You
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  Speaker 2: guys just try to keep the vibe alive and well.
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  Speaker 1: All right, how about Pisces Richard.
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  Speaker 2: For Pisces Pisces, You guys are the emotional support friend.
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  Speaker 2: You can turn a quick coffee run into a three
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  Speaker 2: hour therapy session and everyone leaves feeling so much better
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  Speaker 2: and lighter after a conversation with you.
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  Speaker 3: I just did one of those with Noah yesterday. I'm
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  Speaker 3: too having a snack wouldn't straight up, straight up therapy
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  Speaker 3: just chat. It's actually true.
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  Speaker 1: I saw you. I saw for him.
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  Speaker 3: You know what he said, and he's like, I went
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  Speaker 3: to my therapists, and I'm like, who did better yesterday?
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  Speaker 3: Me or your therapists? He said, I think you were
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  Speaker 3: more relatable than the therapists. Oh well, that's nice, which
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  Speaker 3: is shocking, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: How about Leo's Yeah, I'm Alio Leos. We are the
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  Speaker 2: friend everyone invites because we make everything more fun. We
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  Speaker 2: bring the energy. The jokes were probably taking over the
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  Speaker 2: ox cord, and the function starts when we arrive Virgos.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, you're the responsible friend. You're the one who
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  Speaker 2: somehow keeps the whole operation running. You've picked where we're
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  Speaker 2: going out to eat, You've already checked them, and you
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  Speaker 2: know what you're going to order, and you know exactly
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  Speaker 2: where we parked. Nobody appreciates you until they need you.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty damn good, you know.
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  Speaker 3: John Jay's also really good at Let's say that everybody
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  Speaker 3: has plans and something cancels. He knows first and will
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  Speaker 3: tell everybody that to cancel.
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  Speaker 1: Allright, for we to get to your signe there, I'll
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  Speaker 1: post it on our website. Johnjynrich dot com