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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Cowboys SECRET plan for Dak Prescott?? & GREAT news for Eagles and Browns · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 2: It's the number one rated Paulie and Tony Fusco show. Yo, yo, yo.
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  Speaker 2: As always, Paulie Fusco here with Tony Fusco. And Tony,
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  Speaker 2: huge show today. We got big breaking news. The Eagles
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  Speaker 2: just named a QB, their starter. This guy's not only
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  Speaker 2: the best option for the Eagles, he's the best QB
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  Speaker 2: in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll show you why.
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  Speaker 2: Also, rumors that Dak Prescott and the Cowboys are headed
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  Speaker 2: for a divorce. We got a solution that's going to
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  Speaker 2: fix this once and for all.
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  Speaker 1: And big, big news at the end of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Look, that's enough of that. We got a lot to
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  Speaker 2: get to, so let's get right into our top story.
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  Speaker 2: All right, first off the game, we got to talk
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  Speaker 2: about this Cowboys implosion. You know, you see this bizarre
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  Speaker 2: quote from Dak Prescott after the Cowboys' stunning but also
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  Speaker 2: expected loss to the Cardinals. After the game, Dak said,
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  Speaker 2: It's never just one person's fault. Even if I go
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  Speaker 2: out there and throw a hundred interceptions, it's never just
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  Speaker 2: truly one person's fault.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, your thoughts? You know.
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  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that if Dak threw 100 interceptions, that
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  Speaker 3: would be Dak's fault.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, how would that not be Dak's fault? Don't know. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, unless... You know, have you seen that show Severance?
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  Speaker 3: You know, maybe if Dak had one of those Severance
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  Speaker 3: type of brains, you know, where, you know, they put
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  Speaker 3: in the computer chip thing in his brain. And then
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  Speaker 3: there's like the Dak who goes to work on the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: And then there's the other Dak who goes home and
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  Speaker 3: just watches TV. You know, then I could see how
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  Speaker 3: it wouldn't be his fault. You know, it would be
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  Speaker 3: Dak's in his fault.
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  Speaker 1: Just a terrific breakdown there, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And, you know, there's a lot of talk about what's
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  Speaker 2: going on between the Cowboys and Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 1: And, you know, it seems like they'd want to part
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  Speaker 1: ways or something.
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  Speaker 2: But the problem is that the Cowboys have him down
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  Speaker 2: for a $ 60 million a year contract with a ton
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  Speaker 2: of guaranteed money, which another team would.
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  Speaker 1: Have to take on.
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  Speaker 2: And then also Dak has a no trade clause. So
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  Speaker 2: the Cowboys can't even trade him. So, I mean, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: how do you think the Cowboys, even if they wanted,
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  Speaker 2: how do you think they'd get out of this deal?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know, there are ways that Jerry Jones could
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  Speaker 3: get himself out of the deal with Dak Prescott. You know,
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  Speaker 3: if Dak just went away somehow, you know, maybe took
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  Speaker 3: a little vacation during the bye week, you know, or.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he goes on a boat somewhere and then, you know,
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  Speaker 3: something happens on that boat. And then, you know, the
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  Speaker 3: boat comes back and Dak's not on it. Yep. You know,
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  Speaker 3: or maybe Dak and Jerry go on a long drive
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  Speaker 3: together through the desert to, you know, hash things out
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  Speaker 3: between them. And then, you know, they stop off in
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  Speaker 3: an area where. you know, that's not close to anything.
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  Speaker 3: And then, you know, Dak, you know, looks out the
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  Speaker 3: window and Jerry says, Oh, look at that view over there, Dak.
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  Speaker 3: And then, you know, pop, pop, pop, pop. And a
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  Speaker 3: few shovels later, you drive out of there. Problem solved.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that problems totally really loud.
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  Speaker 1: And what are you? What?
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  Speaker 4: Did you just suggest that Jerry Jones should have someone
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  Speaker 4: kill Dak Prescott to get out of his contract? What?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 1: What did he just say? How could you? Are you sick?
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  Speaker 1: Who would think that, you sick animal? Sick?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 4: It clearly sounded like you were suggesting that Jerry leave
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  Speaker 4: Dak in the desert or throw him off the side
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  Speaker 4: of a boat.
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  Speaker 2: No. You see, what we were talking about was what
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  Speaker 2: we want to do to you. You see, you got confused.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. But you already live in a desert. It's
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  Speaker 1: called your social life. Oh, yeah. See that backfired on you.
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  Speaker 3: Now, quiet.
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  Speaker 2: We got other stuff to get to.
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  Speaker 1: We got this big breaking news.
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  Speaker 2: The Eagles just named Joe Milton, former Cowboys backup, as
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  Speaker 2: their starter. And, Tony, this is just a home run
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  Speaker 2: all around, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: You know, Joe Milton.
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  Speaker 3: Is statistically the best quarterback in the NFL this season.
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  Speaker 3: He's thrown three touchdowns with no picks and has a
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  Speaker 3: passer rating of 118. Now, you may say, oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: because it was the preseason.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's because you don't know football.
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  Speaker 3: When you think about it, it's harder to win games
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  Speaker 3: in the preseason because it's August.
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  Speaker 1: And who can play football in August? Nobody. Nobody, of course.
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  Speaker 1: It's way too hot.
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  Speaker 3: And you can't even practice for the games because the
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  Speaker 3: games themselves are practice.
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  Speaker 1: My head's spinning just thinking about it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and Tony, you look at the teams that Joe
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  Speaker 2: Milton beat in the preseason. Yup. The Super Bowl champion Seahawks.
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  Speaker 3: Yup.
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  Speaker 2: And also the Arizona Cardinals, the team that Dak Prescott
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  Speaker 2: couldn't beat, you know?
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  Speaker 1: There you go, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, you have to wonder that if Joe
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  Speaker 3: Milton had started last week instead of Dak, the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Would have won that game. You have to wonder that, Tony.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta wonder. This whole week, a lot of people,
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  Speaker 1: they've been coming up to us.
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  Speaker 2: And asking about the Eagles QB situation and wondering if
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  Speaker 2: the Eagles should trade for Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, what's your analysis here?
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  Speaker 3: You know, on one hand, you have Jalen Hurts, who
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  Speaker 3: has a body full of blood clots, just riddled with
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  Speaker 3: blood clots, and could drop.
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  Speaker 1: Dead at any second.
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  Speaker 3: But then on the other hand, you'd have Dak Prescott,
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  Speaker 3: who sucks at football.
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  Speaker 1: So it's kind of even. Couldn't agree more, Tony. And
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  Speaker 1: staying on the Eagles.
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  Speaker 2: After the Eagles lost to the Commanders, Nick Sirianni said, quote,
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  Speaker 2: I've got to try a different approach.
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  Speaker 1: So that's 100% on me.
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  Speaker 2: Tony what do you think is the problem with Sirianni
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  Speaker 2: right now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's clear, 100%.
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  Speaker 3: Nick Sirianni's got way too much hair. We all remember
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  Speaker 3: two years ago, after the team started 2-2, Sirianni went
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  Speaker 3: and shaved his head. And what happened next? The team
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  Speaker 3: went on a winning streak all the way to the
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  Speaker 3: Super Bowl. You know, you've got to wonder if all
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  Speaker 3: that hair is just blocking and interrupting the nerves and
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  Speaker 3: whatnot in his brain.
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  Speaker 1: You do.
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  Speaker 2: And you know what they say. They say football is what?
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  Speaker 1: A game of inches. A game of inches. And maybe
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  Speaker 1: that's just not, you know, yardage, but hair length. Hair length.
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  Speaker 1: I was just thinking the same thing.
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  Speaker 3: So, you know, if we can get a Norelco razor
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  Speaker 3: or something and just get Sirianni's hair down a couple
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  Speaker 3: of inches, I think this whole season could turn right around.
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  Speaker 2: Terrific football and follicle analysis there, Tony. And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: by the way, you know, people, they're so negative, you know.
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  Speaker 2: They keep saying, well, this is a down year for Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I was watching the election the other night. Terrible results
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  Speaker 2: all around, obviously. But I was thinking about the Eagles
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  Speaker 2: while watching the election.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought, why is it.
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  Speaker 2: That when we talk sports, we talk about cities? But
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  Speaker 2: when we talk elections, we talk about states. We talk
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  Speaker 2: about states.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking the same thing. That's why when I
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  Speaker 3: look at this NFL season... I think we're still right
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  Speaker 3: in the thick of things because you can't just be
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  Speaker 3: looking at cities.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be looking at whole states.
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  Speaker 3: And when you look at the much more important NFL
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  Speaker 3: state standings, we're doing just fine. This is a standings
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  Speaker 3: among states with more than one NFL team. Because, you know,
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  Speaker 3: you can't count states with just one team. That's not
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  Speaker 3: how it works. Anyway, you can clearly see... Pennsylvania has
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  Speaker 3: an 8-8 football record, which is right behind Ohio at 10-5.
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  Speaker 1: Now, you may say, well, what about New York?
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  Speaker 3: But the Giants and Jets are in New Jersey with
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  Speaker 3: a below 500 record of 6-8-1. And Florida and Texas
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  Speaker 3: are doing terribly.
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  Speaker 2: Terribly.
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  Speaker 3: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Some much needed perspective there, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And to some other news around the league. Deshaun Watson
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  Speaker 2: has been placed in concussion protocol. Now, many people are
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  Speaker 2: saying this is a tough blow for the five and
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  Speaker 2: three Browns.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see it that way.
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  Speaker 3: You, Tony? Look, I fully acknowledge that no team wants
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  Speaker 3: any of their players to develop CTE. But if I'm
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  Speaker 3: the Browns, you know, it might help a little if
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  Speaker 3: Deshaun Watson with that giant guaranteed contract suddenly has no
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  Speaker 3: memory of anything that happened in the past. So if
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  Speaker 3: there's a court case or allegations and maybe 30 allegations,
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  Speaker 3: Deshaun Watson can be like, sorry, CTE, don't know what
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  Speaker 3: you're talking about. And that would be the end of it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we've seen this work before. Of course, I'm
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  Speaker 3: talking about the movie Men in Black. Will Smith and
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  Speaker 3: that other old guy had that flashy thingy that helped
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  Speaker 3: them erase people's minds and protect the whole world from
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  Speaker 3: knowing too much about things. And well, when you think
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  Speaker 3: about it, CTE is kind of like that flashy thing.
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  Speaker 1: Great points all around, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And while staying in the division, the Ravens are turning
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  Speaker 2: to rookie QB Joe Fagnano since Lamar Jackson and Tyler
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  Speaker 2: Huntley are both out with injuries. Now, Tony, you know,
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  Speaker 2: we were a little uncomfortable at first with the idea
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  Speaker 2: of Fagnano taking over because, you know, but we're.
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  Speaker 1: Coming around, right?
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  Speaker 3: You know, honestly, when I first heard about Fagnano, I
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  Speaker 3: was a little hesitant because.
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But then I thought, just because that's his name,
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  Speaker 3: it doesn't necessarily mean he's, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 3: And, you know, even if he is, you know, who
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  Speaker 3: better to have handling balls on the center and, you know,
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  Speaker 3: filling in holes on a team and, you know, then
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  Speaker 3: a guy.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 4: Wait, what?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 4: You're pronouncing his name totally wrong. It's Fagnano. But again,
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  Speaker 4: I guess I shouldn't expect you to do research or
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  Speaker 4: anything like that.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to research how to hide a dead body.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what you can expect? My foot in
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  Speaker 1: your balls. Oh, great one, Tony. Oh, all right.
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  Speaker 2: But now, you know what you can't expect? We're about
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  Speaker 2: to do five minutes of uninterrupted hockey coverage. Thanks to
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  Speaker 2: right back after this. All right, we're back from break. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 2: you know, as you know, on a show like this,
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  Speaker 2: we got advertisers, you know, lining up, throwing us money, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Try to get, you know, they want their name in
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  Speaker 2: the podcast, right? And, you know, over the years, we've
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  Speaker 2: had a partnership with Labatt Blue. And well, we heard
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  Speaker 2: through the grapevine that Labatt Blue was paying 50K to
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  Speaker 1: And that was it. Get 50K.
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently that request went to our producer back then, Moron,
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  Speaker 2: who sat on it and did nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Because apparently, what was your reasoning there, bro? What was it?
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  Speaker 4: Because you don't know anything about hockey. You don't talk
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's that kind of negativity. It's the kind of negativity, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: that is so negative. He brings down the show. Well, anyway,
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  Speaker 2: And Tony, it's obvious where we got to start our
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  Speaker 2: hockey coverage. The Montreal Canadiens, of course, making NHL history,
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  Speaker 2: blowing a four-goal lead the other night with less than
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  Speaker 2: three minutes left in regulation, allowing the Winnipeg Jets to
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  Speaker 2: come back and win. And, well, Tony, it's clear what
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  Speaker 2: happened here, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Of course it is.
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  Speaker 3: That's what happens in a socialist country like Canada. It's
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  Speaker 3: clear the government wouldn't allow a team to have such
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  Speaker 3: a big lead.
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  Speaker 1: So what do they do?
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  Speaker 3: Give the other team goal handouts so they can come
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  Speaker 3: back and get into overtime so both sides feel more equal.
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  Speaker 1: You wouldn't see this happen in.
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  Speaker 3: America because in this country, in America.
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  Speaker 1: We have a little something over here called.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Domo Arigato, Mr. Interrupter. Yeah, what do you want? What
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  Speaker 1: is going on?
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  Speaker 4: The last time there was a comeback like this, it
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  Speaker 4: happened when the Los Angeles Kings came back against the
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  Speaker 4: Dallas Stars. Just in case you don't know, Dallas and
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  Speaker 4: Los Angeles are cities in America.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what shouldn't be in America?
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  Speaker 2: You.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You remind me of hockey. Boring.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And you're interrupting our hockey content.
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  Speaker 1: We got to keep moving here. Just be quiet.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to upset our partners at Labatt Blue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. No, no, no. This is the problem. This is
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  Speaker 4: the problem. It's people like you who believe that everything's
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  Speaker 4: great in America and other countries are just stupid and terrible. No.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, we have another story that's pro-Canada.
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  Speaker 2: It is one.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this. The Canada Prime Minister, right?
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  Speaker 2: He just came out and said that Canada will not
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  Speaker 2: participate in the World Junior Championships if Russia is allowed
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  Speaker 2: to participate.
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  Speaker 1: Tony, this is huge, isn't it? A hundred percent.
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  Speaker 3: To me, this is how we finally get Putin to buckle.
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  Speaker 1: This sends the message, you're done.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised if Putin pulls all the Russian
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  Speaker 3: troops out of Ukraine tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking the same thing, Tony. I mean, when
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  Speaker 1: you think about it, you are about... Hold on, Cody.
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  Speaker 1: What is it? It's the guy at Labatt Blue. Oh, dog.
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  Speaker 2: They were probably calling us to tell us how much
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  Speaker 2: he loves us.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to give us an extra 50K. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Pauly Fusco, you're live on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, bro.
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean insulting Canada, your country?
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  Speaker 1: We said you're going to stop Russia. Are you even
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  Speaker 1: listening to the show? Pull the money? No.
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  Speaker 4: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: You're rushing a judgment there.
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  Speaker 2: I don't mean rushing like rushing the country.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, rushing the judgment.
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  Speaker 2: You get it? Hold on, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Look, we'll get back to hockey content. Just,
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  Speaker 1: you know, sit tight in your igloo or whatever you're
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  Speaker 1: in there.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. Hold on.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: What was that?
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  Speaker 2: He probably doesn't like, you know, the political content, Tony. So,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you know how sensitive people are. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: How much time do we have on the clock? We'll
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  Speaker 1: get back to the ice talk.
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  Speaker 2: How much time do we have? Well, it's still around
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  Speaker 2: two minutes.
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  Speaker 1: We're all good.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Good. Good. Because there's so much else I want to
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  Speaker 1: say about hockey. Okay. Go ahead, Tony. What do you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking, you know, do I want to start with
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  Speaker 3: this one or that one? You know.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a suggestion.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: What?
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: What? The Flyers are in last place again. Maybe you
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: could talk about that.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: Again, it's like what I said at the beginning of
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: the show. You can't just look at one city's performance.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: You got to look at the whole entire state. Look
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: at how the Penguins are doing.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look at how the Penguins are doing, bro.
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: They're in second to last place. In fact, the Penguins
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: and the Flyers have the two worst records in the
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: Eastern Conference. And then, can you even name one player
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: on both teams?
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Sidney Crosby.
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Schooled.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Done.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: Besides Sidney Crosby.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Um... The.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: The.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Vladimir Nogevsky? Nogevsky?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: There's no player named Vladimir Norkeski.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: What is it? It's Doug again.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: What?
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: We're doing a show. I'm trying to do a show here.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I thought you Canadians were supposed to be polite.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Embarrassing? You think this is embarrassing?
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: No.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: You're the one embarrassing yourself, bro. Call it in the
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: middle of a show. You wait till the segment's over.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: The deal's over?
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: What?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Go fuck myself? No, you go fuck yourself.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: In fact, while you're at it, why don't you go
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: suck on a giant moose cock, you stupid Eskimo fuck?
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable. Deal's over, Tony. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: You know, it's these Canadians. They say they're polite.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: They're so rude. They pretend to be nice, but they're rude.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: They're taking money away. They're taking goals away from their team.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: You know what, Tony?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Let's not let him ruin, which was otherwise a terrific show.
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: That's exactly right. You don't forget. You enter the rate
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: and review contest. You visit the merch stores.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Wait. Are you kidding me? Someone who needs to go
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: to Canada.
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: Correct. What? When you quoted Dak saying he could throw
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: 100 interceptions in a game and it would be everyone's fault,
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: do you think he meant that literally?
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro. He said it, bro.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was clearly a figure of speech. He
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: didn't mean it literally. Nobody could throw 100 interceptions in
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: a game. Dak hasn't even thrown 100 interceptions in his career.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Well, your head is about to get intercepted by my bullet.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: And your mom is about to intercept my jizz.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Oh, great one. Now, shut up. Let's get out of here. What?
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: You said Joe Milton is statistically the best quarterback.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: In the NFL ever.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: And you used his preseason stats.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, preseason's just as hard, bro. Even harder. Learn football, bro.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: No, there's no reputable site out there that uses preseason stats.
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: In fact, I looked at... all the major sites and
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: none of them even keep preseason stats.
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Well, uh, I know the major site you look at
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: porn hub.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: And I know the site where your dad first met
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: your mom, red tube porn, Oh, great one, Tony.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, and talk about a meeting, Tony. Next week on
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: this show, just booked.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Eagles hero, Super Bowl legend Nick Foles.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Will be here.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, don't forget. You like, you subscribe, you comment. You
• 20:23
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• 20:25
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• 20:27
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• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Enter the contest. And Tony, great job as always. Same
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: to you, Paulie. Another flawless show. There you go. We'll
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: see you people next week. See you.