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The Fresh Handprints of Bel Air: The Oscars Slap & Bruce Willis Retires · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  someone is mowing my front lawn and it is driving me crazy because you're
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  emasculated by the fact that someone else is mowing your lawn wait is that
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  euphemism welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple
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  nerdgasm your guide to All Things
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  nerdy it's not usually is it your wife no who is it I don't know and that's
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  what the part that show oh wait is this one of those situations where you let it
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  go for so long that someone was like I'm [ __ ] sick of this I saw no I am
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  mowing that [ __ ] lawn I I I mowed my long quite a lot I
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  was trying to look after it it still sounds like we're talking about his dick go
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  on had to stop but someone's just well I
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  didn't like grow get too long that I'm going to go mow it is they've kept
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  mowing it to keep it at that normal but I don't know who it is or when they're
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  doing it oh so you think it's somebody who knew that you had surgery perhaps
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  and is doing a nice thing but you don't know who it is I don't know who it is I
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  can't say thank you is there one house on your street that's like super neat
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  and like that person just wants to live on a neat Street at any cost and will
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  mow any lawn cuz also I put it to you you said you said oh it wasn't that long
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  but I don't know if you're not that long as everybody else's not that long no no
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  I used to mow my lawn like at least once a week yeah at least once a week okay I
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  mean that's pretty ambitious for for a lawn Matt when was the last time you
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  mowed your lawn well it's winter so you don't mow your lawn in winter here cuz
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  it doesn't grow oh but it's one of the best things about living here is that
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  the does not grow and probably next month I'll have to start again I even
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  went out and brought like an edge of things cuz they start to look after the
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  edges better and I was looking after my lawn well it's not really a lawn it's
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  more that Medium strip at the front of the house the landing strip okay so it's
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  not your property so it might be the council that's mowing it well no it's
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  one of those stupid things it's not your property but the council does nothing to
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  look after it and you have to look after it I find it funny where the council
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  draw their lines literally because there's a lot of council property around
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  my place a lot of parks and things and they're obviously all done by separate
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  councils or separate divisions within the one Council because they will just
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  mow to a certain arbitrary point and stop and then several weeks later
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  somebody else will mow the rest of it yep like that's not my problem welcome
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  to multiple grass gather yeah so is somebody mowing all of your lawn or just
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  the just the council strip we've only got the medium Shir at the front like we
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  don't actually have a front yard imagine that that' be frustrating or you don't
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  have a lawn you will need a mower though cuz we're going to need you to mow the
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  council property outside your house that you are not allowed to like erect any
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  structures on or when I move here I've gone hey I'm like I'll give my lawn M to
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  my sister because hey I'm not going to need it because I live in a townhouse
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  I've got shr maybe it's your sister that's been mowing on your lawn then
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  someone else have mow a lawn out the front nope it's still my job our
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  driveway is very long and it's it's kind of woods and so the power lines come up
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  kind of parallel to it and then cross at one point and then up to the house but I
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  noticed that the trees were getting a little close to the power lines and I
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  thought I better do something about that so I called a few places and then
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  arranged some quotes and filled in a couple forms on websites to get quotes
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  as well that but nobody ever really came out or anything like that and then one
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  day I came home from work and the trees had been trimmed back and I was like
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  okay I was like that's weird cuz Luke's sister was out there yeah I guess so and
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  so then it honestly it took 6 months to find out who it was because I called the
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  the electricity company they said no we wouldn't do that and they said you need
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  to call call the um the your city your local city council and I so I called
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  them and they said no that's a state road you need to call the state I was
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  like fine so I called the state and they said no we don't do that you need to
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  call the power company and honestly it honestly went for 6 months and in the
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  end it was the power company but wow but I actually I don't know I guess probably
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  it was cuz eventually someone said yes that was us but then why do I believe
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  her over all the other people I spoke to but did they send you a bill cuz I've
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  actually had that happened before when power companies come out and go like
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  look this is getting close you got to cut that yeah and that's that's up to me
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  to cuz they said oh you know it's it's near the road I'm like it's not near the
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  road it's like 100 met from my house to the road through the trees and they
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  they've and and I said and to be honest they made a bit of a [ __ ] mess last
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  time like I'm not it's fine I say and how close to your house did they have to
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  get like right up towards your house no no no cuz so like there's a the woods
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  end and then there's a gap so maybe they just for some reason think the driveway
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  is is a road is a road and not drive maybe Matt calls the road coming up to
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  his house his driveway actually I was going to say there's a point where it gets to uh the
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  end of the driveway and then the power lines actually go underground the rest
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  of the way up to my house maybe that's they just they just think that that's
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  when that's the line that's now your property and your driveway is it your
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  driveway if you come out and you see a couple of electrical guys having a
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  picnic on what you think is your front la yeah that's right apparently I don't
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  own all that land no but cuz they like what's the problem I'm like there's no
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  problem I just want to know who is coming onto my like property and doing
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  this do I have to pay you oh that's the most American thing you've ever said man
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  but there's just on my [ __ ] property but it's just odd right it's like I'm
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  back here I'm like think I'm in privacy but someone's coming and trimming the
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  trees like someone cuts Luke's lawn every [ __ ] week for a month and he's
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  just like I'll mention it on the podcast but I'm not going to do anything to
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  actually try to figure out who it is Matt does investigative journalism for
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  months well what happens if they like [ __ ] something up like I don't know I
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  just I just wanted to know who's doing it I just want to know who's doing it
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  I'm just cuz and that's the thing it is weird that someone just comes along and
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  just does it yeah yeah go for it if I'm not paying for it go ahead but yeah
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  anyway but if you [ __ ] it up I want to know who to play that's right yeah if
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  one of them falls on my car who do I call I just really wanted to say
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  Ghostbusters Just then you can say it go on it's too late now yeah the moment's
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  gone I'll edit it in to make you sound like you said it right on time one of
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  them falls on my car who do I call Ghostbusters so something happened this
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  week that I think everyone's going to expect us to talk about I mean we could
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  be contrary and just not mention it but there's kind of a lot that I want to
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  unpack about it and I actually wouldn't mind hearing your guys' opinions on this
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  so me with it we talk about Will Smith hitting [ __ ] Chris Rock in the face
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  at the Oscars please I'll tell you one thing Chris Rock took it like a champ
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  didn't he oh man there were so many ways he could have taken that and he didn't I
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  know and if you believe all the [ __ ] that's coming out he he took it even
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  better than it seemed like he did because he he didn't he the LAPD
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  apparently was there ready to do something cuz somebody called them and
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  he was like no I'm good and then um if you read seen the article where he went
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  like he when he was younger he did have a bit of an anger issue mhm so there was
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  like he used to get bullied a lot when he was younger who Chris Rock or so
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  Chris Rock oh okay yeah yeah cuz everyone hates Chris so when he was
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  younger used to get bullied a lot and there was one time he got he had enough
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  of it put a brick in his bag got bullied slapped this kid to the ground with bag
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  and was basically curbs like stomping him and then when he sort of and that
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  kid was Will Smith growing older he con to see therapy and he and he's does have
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  an anger problem but not some he's equipped with the skills to deescalate
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  now is what you're saying deescalate cuz he doesn't want to lose control like
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  that Willi like keep my wife's name out of your [ __ ] mouth and he and he just
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  go I'm going to yeah first he it was a g
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  j joke yeah I know I know yeah okay so there's there's a lot there number one
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  that's an interesting story Luke and the only thing that I think I would enjoyed
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  more than watching Chris Rock absolutely restrain himself would have been him
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  take out a school bag with a brick proceed to bash Will Smith with it
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  and make Oscars history yeah literally the Oscars would
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  never be on again well I I think they should cancel the Oscars anyway it's didn't go
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  well the thing I kept thinking of was like well first of all would this have
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  happened if it was Ricky ja I don't know that Ricky jaes would have made that
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  joke because he tends to do a bit apparently Chris Rock did not rehearse
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  that joke he just came out with it it's not unclear whether he knew so for
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  listeners who don't know wil Smith's wife J ping Smith has alipa in she came
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  out last year and the started shaving her head yeah so she shaves her head so
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  because her hair doesn't grow in all all the way all in all spots or something
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  along those lines and it's you know it's a s Point knows nothing about that well
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  I know that it's she has a medical condition and it's a sore point for her
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  she feels very sensitive about it and it's unclear whether Chris Rock knew
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  that and he was just or if he just saw her and made a stupid I don't think he
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  did it looked like he didn't know it looked like he just saw a woman with a
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  shaved head and made a joke she might be in the movie with the other woman with a
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  shaved head and even her reaction when you see her reaction a bit of Ry eyes
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  like E Yeah Yeah cheap shot and it was a cheap shot it was in foraste and if
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  anyone who knew that that was not a a style choice but a medical condition I
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  mean number one my [ __ ] dad told me at age four don't [ __ ] ever make a
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  comment on a woman's appearance hair clothes anything don't ever [ __ ] do
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  it like but I mean these guys are hired to roast people that's what they're
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  there for but as you say Ricky ja always punches up this was probably a a punch
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  down did you ever see that Anna aana video where she said it was like about
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  when um when a woman comes into the room and when she says notice anything
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  different and then what a man is is riddle me this
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  yeah yeah it's so true but that did you
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  see that so evidently will was also
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  asked to leave yes depending asked him to leave and he went no and then went
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  and got his award he said he wanted to apologize apparently and then they asked
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  I mean there's a lot of who knows what's true people said they asked Chris Rock
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  do you want us to make him leave and Chris Rock was like no it's fine I don't
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  want to make it worse no I feel comfortable and safe I don't want to
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  make it worse that's right they're going to investigate and there may be some
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  repercussions for Will Smith and they they may kick him out for a year or
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  something it's so like he's got his award he doesn't give a sh at this
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  point like he's not going to so if he gets kicked out for a year well I won't
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  go make a Oscar yeah type movie I'll just go and cash in and make another
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  movie and he's been making Oscar type movies to try and win ancar for several
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  years now now yeah so he doesn't care I mean it would have been magnificent if
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  they had just came up when it was time to do the best actor and go on this was
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  actually going to be Will Smith but guess what you broke a code of contuct
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  by acting like a complete [ __ ] and so now you're not going to get it m mhm
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  it's pretty wild that he can do that and then they're just
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  like he got a standing ovation yeah when you're rich and famous you can literally
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  do whatever you want now this is just proof of that and the fact that I was
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  going to say like the fact that he thought that was appropriate is one
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  thing but then it was it actually was fine which is even weirder like it was
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  yes yes no that that's that's the worst part about this match you're absolutely
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  right he wasn't wrong he knew it would be okay to literally walk on stage and
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  punch someone and he was right yeah it's [ __ ] weird
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  man punch you in the face yeah my what name out of your [ __ ] mouth Dan no I
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  think he should have thought a Kanye but that's the thing the Kanye thing I mean
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  this is this is like Kaner 2.0 right you shouldn't if a nonf famous person had
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  walked onto that stage they would have been crashed tackled by security crash
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  tackled and held face to the floor but when famous apparently nobody knew
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  everybody was like this has got to be a joke of some sort they've
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  pre-arranged and like even the even the the guy the producer of the of of the
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  Academy Awards said I thought perhaps they had pre-arranged this and just not
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  told me cuz that type of stuff does sort of happen so but but it's just a bizarre
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  thing to have happen there's a lot behind this as well right so Will Smith
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  and I didn't know any of this because I literally don't give a [ __ ] about Will
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  Smith or any other celebrities's private life but in seeing all of this I've been
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  forced to learn that Will Smith's wife came out on naal TV and admitted to him
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  and the world that she had had sex with one of her son's friends 17 years old
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  and that he was a better lover than Will Smith was now if if that happened to me
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  I'd probably be a little on edge as well but I I will admit that that entire
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  family sort of setup is really weird yeah I feel like they've gotten into
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  Michael Jackson SL Prince style Fame like I I don't think Will Smith knows
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  what's appropriate and what isn't Behavior yeah and clearly there's
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  actually a reason he doesn't know and it's because the whole world doesn't
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  know because the whole world is now debating whether it's okay for Will
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  Smith to literally just walk up on stage and punch someone I know I see people
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  like yeah but he said a mean thing about his wife like wait so what yeah what he
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  should have done in my opinion yeah okay Chris Rock made a [ __ ] joke right and he
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  didn't know about the medical condition probably so what Will Smith should have
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  done is when he got up for his award should have said by the way my wife has
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  a medical condition and I really didn't appreciate the joke then he would have
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  gotten a standing ovation that he deserved imagine that you get up you you
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  accept an award and then you go and by the way Chris Rock don't mention my
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  wife's medical conditions on live TV he couldn't even he could have even made
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  the joke or I'll [ __ ] come and [ __ ] slap you next time everyone would have
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  applauded yeah exactly but the thing that I find the funniest about this was so I I was
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  following along with this while it was on right so I was at work and I had the
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  the other window open just kind of following along as the awards were
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  happening and stuff cuz I do follow the Academy Awards and then when this
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  happened oh I instantly tried to go Reddit everywhere that I thought people
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  were going to be talking about this and for a good few hours no one quite knew
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  what side the whole world was going to be on and so it was about 50/50 of
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  people going yeah [ __ ] don't say anything about another man's wife you'll
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  get hit in the [ __ ] face let's bring back the old values where you can punch
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  someone for saying something bad and then it took a little while longer for
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  the influential people to start weighing in and every influential person's
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  opinion is you can't hit someone full [ __ ] stop you can't hit someone and
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  so then now everyone's on that bandwagon but that wasn't the case for the first
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  few hours no totally I still see people arguing that that everyone who's at the
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  Oscars can't now get backtrack and say it was bad when they gave up and gave
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  him a standing ovation yes there's footage of you standing up clapping well
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  there is that thing where you're at an event you're expected to behave that way
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  so that is a little odd oh that's a good point that's a good point and in fact
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  you could CU there's also give steady evation to everyone though that is true
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  fair point otherwise you're steady up and also I actually thought and now
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  granted by this point I've seen him punch somebody but I thought his speech
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  was incredibly self-serving self-indulgent and and just dripping
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  with the kind of sentiment that I find disgusting in in a Hollywood celebrity
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  anyway and I quite like Will Smith well the thing I was going to say was that I
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  feel like I I kept thinking I haven't really heard Ricky J say anything
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  directly about I've seen him retweet a few things that I agreed with and but
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  the thing that I kept thinking was I sure his opinion on this is they're
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  [ __ ] Rich powerful she can take a
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  [ __ ] joke like this was so stupid like what an inappropriate way to behave
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  like Get over yourself it's just a [ __ ] joke that's what her reaction isn't her
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  reaction doesn't look upset angry it's just like really that's a joke you're
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  going to tell and if you can't handle someone making a joke about that even if
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  it is a personal thing maybe you shouldn't be a celebrity yeah that's
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  right and not only that Jada pinket Smith is a [ __ ] pretty strong willed
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  woman if she thinks that Chris Rock deserves a slap she can give him one
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  herself yeah totally and and I think if she'd gone up there and slapped him the
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  world might be having an even bigger can about how to feel about this than Will
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  Smith getting all hyper masculine and doing it I've just posted a link down
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  the bottom which shows just how sort of weird the Smith family is I think oh my
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  God what this photo is like from years
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  ago but uh yeah so that's Willow Smith
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  who was 13 at time photographed in bed with a 20-year-old with his shirt off
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  goodness me yeah well well that's what Ricky jaes said Ricky jaes was like I
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  wouldn't have made a joke about her bald I would have made a joke about her
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  [ __ ] that underage kid right yeah good point but here's the
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  thing right so um the internet the sleuths out there in the um what what do
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  they call them the uh neens the neens out there have dug up an old clip of
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  Will Smith guest appearing on the arino Hall Show back in the '90s and making
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  fun of aro's bass player who has alipa right and at at cuz he he's talking
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  about social norms he's like and see this guy thinks it's normal that he has
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  to polish his head every day and the audience actually
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  goes and then he turns to camera and goes come on people they're just jokes
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  right which is eerily similar to Chris Rock's response when he goes come on
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  that was a nice one yeah yeah wait it was it wasn't that bad [ __ ] man yeah and
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  look you maybe don't make fun of someone's haircut but his actual words
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  were Jada I love you I can't wait for your next movie to come out like yes
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  there was like that little onew punch in there that was the joke but he wasn't
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  saying by the way you're a [ __ ] idiot he was saying thumbs up to you and
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  you've even rocking a shaved head yeah and like as I said like he didn't that
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  wasn't part of the planned monologue he was just he was [ __ ] around and he he
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  made that joke about harier bid him right before and then uh him
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  being looked yeah he looked over and he saw Will Smith who he was talking about
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  and then he saw J pink Smith and it obviously just came to him and so he
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  like wasn't a big deal it wasn't like trying to have a go her like no yeah now
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  that as it may you could also argue that it doesn't matter about what your intent
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  was if you said something hurtful to somebody then you liable to do it and I
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  think if either Jaden or will had said as he said Matt later in the show um
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  that was a low blow and we think you should apologize I'd be very surprised
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  if didn't come out and apologize be later in the show I've got no problem
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  with Will SP walking up or Jada walking up at the time and saying it right then
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  and there just it doesn't need the physical
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  side yeah I think even walking up is is a threatening gesture I I think in terms
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  of the social norms of that situation nobody from the audience is allowed to
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  walk up on stage like that's that's that's the contract that you agree to
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  when you sit in the audience Chris's reaction is so genuine he's like uhoh
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  what the [ __ ] is happening like and then yeah like I I I can't imagine dealing
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  with it as well as he did where he was he just rolled with it move on you did
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  see sort of look to the side and go like yes to do anything about stop want to
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  keep going there's even a bit where he goes I could and then he stops and and
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  moves on with something else I want to hear what he could do yeah I could hit
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  you with my [ __ ] school bag
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  brick don't let me show you my Chris
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  [Laughter]
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  and then poor guy he's like I'm here to give out a documentary and then he's
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  like no I'm here to give out an award for a documentary the only thing he
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  tripped up on no and I would have loved it and and it's fine but I would have
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  loved it if he didn't miss a beat you know what I mean and just he do touch
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  his face he doesn't rub his jaw he just man I would have been milking that I'd
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  be on the floor going I don't think I would have been milking up but I still think I would
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  have been done the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's the other thing too aric I mean it
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  wasn't it wasn't wind up punch or anything but I reckon Will Smith's proba
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  body behind like he twisted his body into that someone sent me apparently the
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  cuz you know Will Smith is a Scientologist I think that's G is he
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  yeah yeah right and there is a particular apparently allegedly right
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  I'm not an expert Luke probably knows more about this than I do he's done
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  their training do they teach you to slap people apparently that's a thing is that
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  if they they teach you no no no allegedly they teach you a good way to
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  hit someone cuz humiliating him that's that's that's the goal wow
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  and so it's it was very intentional he went up there and he slapped him and he
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  humiliated him in front of every cuz a slap is weird a slap is more humiliating
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  than a punch exactly but it's humiliating to you can you imagine if at
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  [ __ ] high school somebody was giving us [ __ ] and we went up and slapped him
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  we'd be called for years after that it's true yeah what you should forget to
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  close your fist Danny yes exactly yeah like if you slapped someone
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  you might as well have just gone up and a hand like I I I can punch you but I
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  don't and I you're a [ __ ] and I'm going to [ __ ] slap you yeah I'm just going to
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  slap you because I'm still going to hurt you but if I punch you it's going to be too much
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  for you so I'll slap you you have to be able to back it up with a punch later if
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  they do come back at you though like that's the mhm oh I mean yeah I'm I'm
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  glad he did I'm don't get me wrong I'm glad he didn't but man I would have
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  loved it if he' hit him back if you look at it I think you do see his right hand
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  go to react and I think he restrains himself what a man what a [ __ ] man I
• 24:11
  know actually before this moment I could have taken all leave in Chris Rock now
• 24:16
  he's my [ __ ] hero I've always liked Chris Rock cuz he sort of went
• 24:21
  away Ora went into just a stand up more than the movies well and he also did
• 24:27
  some serious rolls he was in the Fargo season 4 and he wasn't very good at the
• 24:33
  acting well there were no jokes even you saw movie that I haven't seen yet I do
• 24:37
  want I want to watch it apparently you know what I'm going to watch that now
• 24:41
  apparently the new Saw movie that he's in spiral was his idea he pitched that
• 24:47
  whole plot and everything so I don't know what it is I haven't seen it but I
• 24:50
  just remember Charlie clausa saying that actually Chris Rock pitched the whole
• 24:55
  thing so here's the thing I I I don't mind Will Smith I quite like Will Smith
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  I've I've liked I've I've very much enjoyed several of his movies I've lost
• 25:06
  a lot of respect for him to be honest I have too well there's another thing that
• 25:10
  he did lately too that this is not in the spreadsheet but I watched go there
• 25:14
  was he he did a he did a little TV series or documentary thing about how
• 25:19
  he' put on a bunch of weight and he was I mean he's older now he's his 50s 40s
• 25:24
  50s he's like close to 60 yeah right he put on a bunch of weight he wanted to
• 25:28
  get back to like when he was ripped cuz he he was playing Ali yeah right and so
• 25:35
  he did this documentary except he basically was like
• 25:40
  I've got to lose the weight and get back to the condition I was in my you know
• 25:43
  20s and 30s uh in 5 days or some stupid thing and it was basically like why are
• 25:48
  you doing this and so he fails and it's
• 25:53
  like just I don't know unhealthy unrealistic very ridic I never I didn't
• 25:58
  watch documentary I just watched a YouTube video about it where they
• 26:00
  basically were like why did he do this and and then why did anybody why did
• 26:04
  they film this like I guess they started filming it and then realized halfway
• 26:07
  through he's not going to make it how can we make this interesting and I guess
• 26:10
  it's mostly just about him realizing that having self-esteem I'm an old man
• 26:15
  I'm an older man now I don't need to be see I don't think they should ever do
• 26:19
  anything about actors having to lose weight or get fit or anything because
• 26:23
  all it comes down to is someone here's what you now eat and now
• 26:28
  train here and this is your roue like it's not something AAL can do so I don't
• 26:33
  feel Sor for them it just made me think why what is wrong with Will Smith why is
• 26:37
  he even doing this why did he agree to do this TV show it's just so weird like
• 26:41
  if you want to lose the weight just do it sensibly why do you why is this but
• 26:45
  that's the thing stunt when you're a celebrity everything about your life has
• 26:49
  to be public it's the same thing why didn't him and Jada have a conversation
• 26:53
  in the privacy of their own home where she told him that he [ __ ] she [ __ ] a
• 26:56
  teenager why they have to go and do it on an special and know so weird no I
• 27:00
  think it just goes back that they do have that sort of Prince sort of
• 27:03
  mentality that yeah anything they want is just nor they don't understand how
• 27:08
  normal people behave anymore yeah or like yeah it's and I guess and the other
• 27:14
  thing people people are some a lot of people have praised Will Smith's apology
• 27:19
  that his PR Company put out on Instagram and I I put it to you that that that
• 27:23
  that means basically nothing it means absolutely nothing at all the real
• 27:26
  apology was the which was a bit [ __ ] yeah didn't mention Chris exact the one
• 27:32
  that came out what like over 24 hours later yeah [ __ ] off yeah did you see
• 27:38
  there's another angle come out that uh came out yesterday that hadn't come out
• 27:41
  earlier than this which was somebody about three rows behind them filming on
• 27:45
  their iPhone and um you see Jada laugh
• 27:49
  when Will Smith hits Chris Rock really so it's also taken the wind out of her
• 27:54
  sales if she wants to come out and go I was shocked by it and all of that but
• 27:58
  then again everyone's pointing out that Will Smith laughs there's a closeup of
• 28:02
  him laughing the first time that makes the joke but I would also say he
• 28:07
  probably didn't even understand what the [ __ ] joke was he was probably just
• 28:10
  laughing cuz Chris Rock's up there doing his thing on stage and he was in the
• 28:13
  audience and that's what you meant to do I've seen a lot of hot takes this week
• 28:17
  and one of them was that I don't know a whole lot about the Smiths but one of
• 28:21
  the takes was that I know way too much because of this stuff about her you know
• 28:26
  outing their his her know basically they have like an open relationship now
• 28:30
  apparently because of her because she demands it he doesn't exactly and and so
• 28:36
  a lot of people were saying like it looked like Will Smith was laughing
• 28:41
  realized she wasn't having it and was like oh [ __ ] I got to do something and
• 28:45
  blaming her for the whole thing because not only that she has said and I don't
• 28:49
  know the context of this but everyone's talking about it she has said that Will
• 28:53
  Smith is a great father great husband but he's just not a very good lover like
• 28:57
  she's quite open about dad like he just can't [ __ ] can you imagine
• 29:02
  yes my wife's not going around telling people that no she keeps that
• 29:07
  information to herself man for that as she should as is appropriate yeah yeah
• 29:13
  yeah and if she ever starts a podcast I'll be [ __ ] terrified one that's not
• 29:17
  with me you'll be walking up there and hitting her in the [ __ ] face like a
• 29:21
  real man does yeah exactly all right let's move away from Will Smith cuz I'm
• 29:27
  sick of it all right okay but if we're going to move away from Will Smith can
• 29:31
  we please move on to Ezra Miller please because I actually had to read
• 29:36
  several articles before I even understood what had happened this week
• 29:41
  who's Ezra Miller The Flash The Flash yes so there's some followup he's been
• 29:46
  arrested for uh is this the movie Flash or TV Flash movie Flash movie Flash okay
• 29:52
  yeah the one who choked the woman out mhm yes oh and this was only a few days
• 29:59
  ago yeah so I had to really read into this to find the chronology of this all
• 30:05
  right took me through it I've I've only seen this article and so me through it
• 30:10
  the way I'd heard it this is the headline i' I heard was something like
• 30:13
  this Ezra Miller has a restraining order against him by couple that he was
• 30:19
  staying at their house after being arrested at karoke bar and I was like
• 30:23
  that doesn't make any sense like that's those words individually sense but I
• 30:28
  just don't understand you put them together in a weird order here's what I think
• 30:33
  happened erra Miller is just out of [ __ ] control right as we knew already
• 30:39
  he he's in Hawaii for whatever reason he's at a farmer's market actually you
• 30:44
  do he meets a couple right local couple at the farmers market he was like yeah
• 30:50
  I'm staying in town I don't know where I'm staying yet they're like stay at our
• 30:54
  house great y so they so he's moved his stuff into their house he's staying
• 30:59
  there for a couple of days at one point and I don't know if they were there or
• 31:02
  not he goes to a karaoke bar where he starts just causing [ __ ] jumping up on
• 31:08
  stage taking the mic away from a young girl and singing over her got got into a
• 31:13
  fight with a guy at a pool table um was arrested they called the police he was
• 31:18
  arrested taken to Jail the the couple whose house he was staying at go to the
• 31:23
  police station and pay his bail so that he can be released right these are
• 31:28
  complete strangers essentially own ba they know him a little bit she went up
• 31:33
  and paid his bail went back to her house he goes to his room they go to their
• 31:37
  room then in the middle of the night he comes bursting into their bedroom and
• 31:42
  screaming at them all kinds of threats right starts yelling I'll bury you I'll
• 31:47
  bury you both they then call the police and now he has a restraining order you
• 31:53
  want to know who he's starting to remind me of Shuff yes
• 31:59
  yeah exactly this is the type of stuff that
• 32:03
  he was doing like when he at that b show and he just started just [ __ ] nuts
• 32:09
  yep I love that story just because he thought everybody was doing it and it
• 32:14
  but they weren't it was just him being a
• 32:17
  [ __ ] yeah so okay so the bail was 500 bucks which is not a lot so that that
• 32:23
  does clarify but I I just if I was to run into a celebrity
• 32:29
  mhm I'm not going to go hey do you want to come crash at my house what I I bet
• 32:34
  there are celebrities that you I want I want to find out where that Gap is so
• 32:39
  like Felicia Day you saw Felicia Day all right there's a log list okay but this
• 32:45
  is The Flash right yeah would there be any characters from Justice League that
• 32:50
  you would let stay at your house galgadot galgadot yes sure Ben Affleck
• 32:55
  at your house I let Ben affle stay at my house okay Henry Cav for sure is welcome at my
• 33:01
  house any day of the hold on hold on back this up back
• 33:06
  this up you at the farmers market right you look up over the cantaloupes
• 33:13
  Henry caval is testing to see how soft an avocado is right yeah you go look TV
• 33:19
  actor and and film Enthusiast Henry caval right you go I remember you and
• 33:26
  he's like from my film work and you go no watched you build your own PC on
• 33:29
  YouTube and he goes that YouTuber Henry K and and then he's go and then he says
• 33:34
  to you oh well actually I'm happy to help you build your own PC too um but I
• 33:40
  do need a place to sleep for the night and you're like sorry mate you are
• 33:46
  on your why did he need a place to stay why can't the flash afford a hotel I
• 33:51
  feel like the rest reason he can't afford $500 bail I feel like the rest of
• 33:56
  the story kind of makes sense to the fact that he didn't have a place to say
• 33:59
  he's a [ __ ] Maniac clearly
• 34:04
  yeah yeah so look if I was up at the the farmers market here in centry and I
• 34:08
  bumped into Henry Cav absolutely if I bumped Henry Cav had chat with him he
• 34:12
  was like oh yeah I'm not quite sure we're staying actually we're on holiday
• 34:14
  in Rhode Island for some reason I'm like you stay in my house you can stay my
• 34:20
  place if you want in fact I'd be embarrassed to offer but I would I mean
• 34:24
  he can of be once yeah yeah I was would say like who would off but who's
• 34:30
  offering the flash Han Zimmer if Han Zimmer was at the farmers market for
• 34:33
  some reason absolutely I mean would have to listen to some of my [ __ ] demos he be coming
• 34:40
  back or not he was like do you do you
• 34:43
  really yeah when I was about 20 um I
• 34:47
  used to follow the Dresden dolls um MH they were my favorite band at the time
• 34:53
  and they were the kind of one of the first bands to really kind of be on the
• 34:55
  internet and have an internet presence and before any of their tours I remember
• 35:01
  when they first came to Australia Amanda Palmer emailed anyone who had bought
• 35:04
  tickets to their show and was like can me and the band stay at your house
• 35:09
  yes well there were stipulations they were like we have to have you know you
• 35:14
  have to have a spare room I'm not sleeping on your floor in your bedroom
• 35:17
  like there's no funny business but I do need somewhere to stay which it sort of
• 35:22
  does make sense cuz like like with bands that are sort of big but not quite there
• 35:28
  they saving money on accommodation is a huge thing yeah yeah no look unless
• 35:33
  unless times have changed for them there are still situations where if you're in
• 35:38
  a place that Amanda Palmer and Neil Gan are traveling to you can give them a
• 35:42
  lift from the airport cuz they they need a lift from the airport and they'll ask
• 35:45
  and you can you can put your hand up like as as recently a few years ago somebody always
• 35:52
  will I'd go and get Neil gam from the airport 100% I enjoyed her book you know the art of
• 35:58
  but I think maybe I think she discounts how famous she is yes correct correct
• 36:04
  the of being a celebrity asking still in touch with the world unlike the Smiths
• 36:09
  yeah yes a little too in touch if you ask me I had to unfollow both of them on
• 36:13
  social media even though I I love them both because I just didn't want to know
• 36:18
  that much about their lives I'll read Neil's books if I want to know about you
• 36:22
  know what I mean like yeah yeah yeah I don't want to see him [ __ ] at Amanda
• 36:27
  can you get some [ __ ] Cherry Soda on your way home
• 36:31
  tonight or when he they had an argument and he [ __ ] off back to Scotland and
• 36:36
  then a pandemic happened and he couldn't they couldn't get back together that was
• 36:41
  intense wish I could [ __ ] off the Scotland you can now I was meant to [ __ ]
• 36:45
  off to stock Scotland and I couldn't because of the I like Scot you can now
• 36:49
  Scot we can't oh if we leave the country we might not be let back in yeah we're
• 36:54
  we're not quite there yet it's easier but now pandemics will over here in
• 37:00
  America well it's good cuz my wife will be in America tomorrow I mean it
• 37:03
  certainly seems like it when I go to Walmart oh yeah but it should be in
• 37:05
  California that's a little I think over there they're still you know Hollywood
• 37:08
  still a little bit still a little bit of a pandemic in California that's what
• 37:12
  I've told her I'm like don't believe them when they've said none of us have
• 37:15
  Co some of them do yeah even when in
• 37:19
  2024 when I fly over to go to PEX East I'm going to be wearing a mask 2024 you
• 37:26
  you're coming over 2024 2024 fact East okay well I I I'm going to go into 2024
• 37:32
  cuz 2023 I still just don't know what trouble's going to be like in Australia
• 37:36
  just even with costs I think it's going to take a while for prices to drop so that's why
• 37:41
  2024 yeah all right come over for packed East my birthday my friend's husband was
• 37:47
  a quantis pilot for 20 years now he's a
• 37:50
  bricky Quantas pilot are you yeah cor B for 20 years man and
• 37:56
  boy now he's a Ricky yeah they just laid off all they Pilots oh yeah right [ __ ]
• 38:02
  like they just there's just there's just not enough there's just not flights
• 38:05
  anymore out of Australia there's some not many and that's actually the other
• 38:09
  part of R OB two things I know how to do fly planes and lay bricks build a house
• 38:14
  yeah they're starting to BR cuz remember during the pandemic they flew all the
• 38:17
  planes to the desert and park them and now they bringing them all
• 38:20
  back into the sun like at the end of Battlestar
• 38:25
  Galactica won't be needing these anymore why why did you remind me of the end of
• 38:30
  Battle Star [Laughter] Galactica maybe we could have used some
• 38:35
  technology to make our lives easier that yeah that [ __ ] okay that didn't make
• 38:40
  any sense a lot of the last episode didn't make any sense we should destroy
• 38:44
  all this stuff wait why why yeah maybe we should keep I'm not really good at
• 38:49
  farming so if we got machines that can grow [ __ ] yeah yeah all of us are
• 38:56
  pilots ridiculous hey the new the new season the new well the new version of
• 39:01
  it comes out soon I think I don't know about that yeah I'm
• 39:07
  still interested to see how they're going to release it they said they're
• 39:09
  going to release it not one episode at a time but not all at once oh okay so
• 39:14
  there might be weird yeah so they're going so it'll be at least one a week
• 39:18
  but then if there's like a big battle or something that it's going to take a bit
• 39:21
  of time they'll release like two episodes so you don't get left in
• 39:24
  halfway through a battle or something so yeah right could be interesting I
• 39:28
  suppose there's no reason why you have to do it one at a time all with any yeah
• 39:33
  with any kind of consistency yeah no reason yeah we didn't want to spend the
• 39:38
  time to try and Pace it out the you in a way a normal show would so we just
• 39:43
  changed the format to suit our l so something I read this week that I kind
• 39:49
  of knew would happen and I also know why it's
• 39:54
  happening but I'd love your guys opin opinion on this okay unless you don't want to give
• 40:02
  it in the next season of Umbrella Academy oh sure yeah yeah Elliot Pig's
• 40:08
  character comes out as transgender
• 40:11
  yeah y because the actra who plays that character has come out as transgender in
• 40:18
  real life yeah yeah I it's
• 40:25
  interesting it's I think the the thing with it is it's it's the first time a
• 40:29
  very famous person has transitioned in the public eye I think well that's
• 40:34
  actually not entirely true not because you have like um Caitlyn Jenner and
• 40:41
  first time a character actor has transitioned right and so like for
• 40:45
  example there are some very famous transgender actors and actresses now but
• 40:50
  they were transgendered before they became famous whereas now you know
• 40:56
  Elliot page is very fam a very popular television show and I was yeah I was cuz
• 41:03
  when they when the way I found out was that they first posted uh he posted a
• 41:06
  picture of the character on his Twitter account saying uh Victor Hargraves is
• 41:11
  the character's name now and I was like oh okay I cuz I had wondered what they
• 41:16
  were going to do I thought this was going to be a good opportunity for
• 41:22
  Elliot and the kind of whole community of actors to say we can play any gender
• 41:29
  my personal life doesn't affect the characters I play but the fact that that
• 41:36
  hasn't happened the opposite has happened is just an interesting phenon
• 41:40
  what I'm interested to see is I'm hoping this is going so bad I'm hoping that in
• 41:46
  the show it's not a just a very smooth thing that just happens that just come
• 41:52
  out I I hope that there is some sort of confusion questions to show sort of what
• 41:57
  actually happening in the real world when this happens so it shouldn't it
• 42:00
  just be a love oh you want to be known by that now yep yeah not a problem we
• 42:03
  all support you it' be better if there is that sort of people yeah but pretty
• 42:09
  wild that they're actually like if it's like a plot Point that's going to be I I
• 42:13
  mean it'll certainly be interesting uh but it just I mean surprising to me that
• 42:17
  they were going to do that it's it's bold to take that on as actually part of
• 42:23
  the show I guess is what I'm trying to say but I understand why you would and I
• 42:27
  think this is the safe option yeah yeah I suppose so but but that's why I was I
• 42:33
  thought maybe if Elliot pagee previously known as Ellen pagee is like mate I
• 42:40
  could still play Vana no problem yeah yeah I wonder about that too I'm still
• 42:45
  as good an actor as I always was yeah right yeah you I I have already played
• 42:49
  that character so I can continue continue to play that character my ha in
• 42:53
  real life but when they first posted the picture and said this is Victor HRI so I was
• 42:57
  thinking oh they just cast him as a different character or what is happening
• 43:02
  here like and then but then they clarified it no no that the character
• 43:06
  will come out as trans as well and I was like oh okay I mean I consider see it
• 43:10
  being a good thing because you it's something you don't see normally when
• 43:15
  there is a trans character in a t sh or a movie they're already already happened
• 43:20
  you're not see that transition that transition could be part of the hardest
• 43:24
  part is that that beginning to I need to come out and tell people that this is
• 43:30
  what I am this this is who I am it's a good opportunity to kind of educate
• 43:34
  people because I think as is fairly obvious from the way we're kind of
• 43:37
  stumbling around here we don't have a lot of context for this stuff as almost
• 43:41
  none like and hopefully we're not coming across negatively cuz honestly I don't
• 43:47
  care what people do and I fully support everybody's decision do whatever they
• 43:50
  want I just don't necessarily I don't know what it's like
• 43:54
  and and that's why I'm sort of going
• 44:00
  to and that's why it shouldn't just be cuz I've seen it in some shows I can't
• 44:04
  remember which ones but or maybe it's game but someone this and everyone's
• 44:08
  just super accepting and we move on and because the Riders want to be seen Rea
• 44:14
  not real CU even if people can be supportive but they can still be
• 44:18
  confused they can still be yeah yeah but then you don't want to lean too heavily
• 44:22
  into that because honestly CU beyond that people can be [ __ ] [ __ ] about
• 44:25
  it and you don't want lean too far into that either I don't think right oh I
• 44:29
  think providing that it swings back around to a positive by the end could
• 44:34
  have a be the underdog for a bit and then and then have everyone go oh you
• 44:38
  know what still you and we love you I mean there's going to be more to it because
• 44:42
  of plot reasons for the show that I won won't give away if you haven't seen it
• 44:47
  but the other thing is that going to say the show's already dealing with so much
• 44:52
  I know it's like yeah the um one of the characters of chimp for Christ's sake
• 44:58
  that's what I mean it's just such a yeah it's so I'm trans chimp yeah well I mean
• 45:03
  we're all learning I guess yeah and well some of us are learning better than
• 45:07
  others uh on that note um do you know that um Steven Spielberg literally said
• 45:13
  to Michael Bay you need to stop making Transformers
• 45:17
  movies I saw that um yeah why he was
• 45:23
  like enough is enough yeah sure enough is enough but also you know what you're
• 45:27
  getting with for Transformers movies [ __ ] blows up and there's
• 45:32
  robots yeah and then he said that he he agrees well I see I don't know why he
• 45:37
  agrees so because he they then went on to point out that they've all made like
• 45:40
  you know hundreds of millions of dollars and it's kind of like I think probably
• 45:45
  just because once you start talking in those numbers I don't have context for
• 45:48
  that that Michael Bay does m you know like we could have told SP spelberg to
• 45:52
  have stopped at three Indiana Jones movies yeah right the fifth one comes
• 45:56
  out this year doesn't it will it though [ __ ] but I mean like
• 46:01
  when you tell Michael B oh your movie and he made $300 million he's like I
• 46:05
  can't believe it what a failure whereas if I made a movie that made $300 million
• 46:09
  I'm [ __ ] retiring
• 46:12
  that's yeah I have succeeded that life yeah I made a movie that broke even and
• 46:19
  I was like yes yeah not in Deb for my movie myself a pizza with the
• 46:24
  money that's right tasted like victory
• 46:28
  yeah cheese tasted like Hollywood but are they talking about
• 46:33
  making another Transformers movie the last one was um I'm almost certain that they are
• 46:40
  talking about it I didn't see Bumblebee I think the last one I saw was with
• 46:43
  Marky Mark bumblebee wasn't actually I quite enjoyed it he did too I quite
• 46:47
  enjoy all the ones I've seen I'll be totally honest oh yeah they're fine as
• 46:51
  like trash popcorn you know what you're getting as you say it's not like you go
• 46:55
  in going oh let's see if this is the new citizen K like you go in going I can't
• 47:00
  wait to see some robots turn into cars yeah there's no there's no character
• 47:03
  studies about people transitioning in a Transformers
• 47:09
  movie Transformers why has this not been done
• 47:15
  I think you know why guys you can turn from a car into a robot yeah but also I
• 47:20
  have body dysmorphia and I really want to talk about the issues behind this
• 47:24
  they going to blow everyone's [ __ ] minds m [ __ ] you the cinema goinging audience
• 47:29
  Sit down you're in for a character study
• 47:36
  Megatron even Luke can't get on board this no Luke could you get on board
• 47:41
  Bruce Willis would you let Bruce Willis stay at your house actually I wouldn't
• 47:46
  Bruce Willis is not one of my I would he's not one of my go-to I'd like to
• 47:50
  have a beer with type of person he seems like AIT I've heard
• 47:54
  heally I don't know about that I thinku probably wouldn't want to have a be with
• 47:58
  you either just because oh you know what I've been listening to haleywood and
• 48:02
  that's why I think it's because one of the things they talk about very early on
• 48:06
  Bruce Willis wants to be famous but he wants you to leave him alone he wants to
• 48:12
  he wants you to know who he is he wants you to see him and go there Bruce Willis
• 48:16
  but then [ __ ] don't approach him yeah but yeah then just keep your [ __ ]
• 48:20
  head down they're the types of actors that I don't like you know who else I
• 48:25
  reckon is that Christian Will Smith [Laughter] Will Smith [ __ ] notice my wife Chris
• 48:31
  Rock I'm sick of guys noticing my wife had enough of
• 48:35
  it um I never really noticed his wife noticed her now she was in The Matrix I
• 48:40
  know that I don't know if she was anything else I had to remind myself of that to be
• 48:44
  honest um yeah Bruce Willis follow up we talked about this a bit red Le media did
• 48:51
  a video about what the [ __ ] is Will Smith doing Will Smith what the [ __ ] is
• 48:55
  Bruce Willis doing um um turns out they were right basically he's uh he's not
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  white yeah so he just went out was filming a lot of films taking a in two
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  years very quickly got diagnosed and then was like well [ __ ] I be again
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  basically he won't be able to speak so
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  so he has aasia that's [ __ ] yeah which which is a type of dementia right mhm
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  yeah affects the ability to speak and understand and whatnot so correct me if
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  I'm wrong but that wasn't a theory that red letter media put out red letter
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  media analyzed why he was doing all these bad movies talked about the fact that he had
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  an earpiece to learn his lives other people that yeah that and we thought so
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  too and it certainly seemed like that um and it was funny it was funny to watch
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  someone who was such a big movie star um in again this is this is someone that I
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  like die hard is a great [ __ ] movie you know fth element he's done some
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  really iconic stuff like [ __ ] I love Hudson Hawk yeah [ __ ] love Hudson
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  Hawk you're that guy that loves Hudson Hawk I there's two of we went to see it
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  yeah there are literally dozens of us I even played the SNES game for Hudson I
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  remember the Hudson hwk SNES game yeah there was a SN game for Hudson Hall yes
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  that that's a movie that does not deserve a game no I think it was really
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  was it ocean games there was there was a there was there was one Dev that just
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  kept buying licenses yeah they did the Batman's and the yeah just kept
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  publishing [ __ ] movie tie-in hoping one of them would make money yeah it was
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  it was ocean for sure but yeah so he's uh he he apparently not but he really he does
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  have early onset dementia it's very sad and he's retired now yes not only is is
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  that why he needs the earpiece and needs someone to and can't do with the fight
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  scenes and and can only be on set for one day and all of this stuff but it's
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  also the reason he did many at once is so that he could just put the money in
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  the bank knowing he'll never be able to make money again AL he Pro apparently
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  didn't tell all I guess early on at least or up until a certain point didn't
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  tell the film crew that that's what was happening and then there were these
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  stories coming out now where people were like the [ __ ] what is he all right like
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  he's not behaving normally and apparently there's a story where he he
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  they're on set shooting something and then will Bruce you can't want to say
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  Will Smith for some reason Bruce Willis ising probably does it yeah Bruce Willis
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  looks around and he's looking at the lighting guy in the Gaff and he's like
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  well I know why you're here and I know why you're here why am I
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  here I know and it's like [ __ ] that's so sad and then to the point where where
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  like the The Producers went to talk to his people and said is he all right and
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  they said look Bruce is very happy to be here and he's really excited about the
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  project so let's just get this done and it's like okay cuz obviously they
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  weren't allowed to say anything yeah is Bruce is Bruce married currently
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  at the does he have a wife I know that have someone at home to look at sep
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  frommy more right but they sort of got back together didn't they or they're
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  sort of still very close maybe then maybe they're not back together but
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  maybe because he has dementia she's like welcomed him back oh no his wife is Emma
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  Heming who's Hing maybe he got his wish and we just don't know enough about him
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  anymore what's his wish oh wow he to be left alone to be left alone oh Jesus
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  okay I thought his wish was for em Heming I'll be like yeah I can
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  understand why you'd wish for this how old is she [ __ ] hell married since
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  2009 how did we miss this I mean whatever was she still in high school in
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  200 no she she's older than us no holy
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  [ __ ] she is these are Hollywood people they're she does not look years old is
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  she an actress uh it looks like she was in Red 2 so
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  yes she was in a movie that means I'm an act no is that that means I'm an actress
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  that's four years after they got married though so uh maybe I'll become let me go
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  to IMDb she's known for Red 2 perfect strangers The Comeback
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  perfume oh yeah perfume was a good movie oh perfume that was a great
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  movie different different different perfume I've clicked through different
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  perfume oh and and in perfume she was model number three different different
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  movie and if you Google just her name the only pictures that come up are
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  pictures of her and Bruce Willis so I guess she's probably a little bit more
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  wellknown to be a movie star's wife than a movie star herself but she is older
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  than us though that is true so all right I mean but Bruce
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  Willis but now she's going to have to look after Bruce wless for the rest of
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  his life oh you were about to say the rest of her life changed at the last minute
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  res of his life she's not though because he's just done 25 movies
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  that will pay for his his care well he doesn't have to do anything the um the
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  the last little bit of Bruce Willis news and I I really like this is that last
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  year the Razzy Awards the golden raspberries that come out each year
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  after the Oscars and give out awards for the worst film and the worst actor um
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  they really crucified Bruce Willis last year um and I'm sure they felt at the
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  time that he really deserved it they have officially removed all of his Razzi
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  Awards in light of this diagnosis no I call [ __ ] he still did those
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  movies he did but under he's an old sick man yeah exactly he still did the
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  movies I mean you're right you're right
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  so just because he has a condition doesn't mean that his performance was
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  any better or worse those they still stand on what I would like to I would
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  like to point out I find it funny that where Luke comes down on the other side
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  Tak hard line on this one all right Luke I've got one for you
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  here's a question you're not going to want to answer
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  right if Elliot page in the past had won a Best Actress award would would Elliot
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  paage have to give that back now no why well why would you well how can a man
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  have a best female actress award
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  but then but it goes back to the thing that they do on IM IMDb whereas known as
• 55:35
  this I've become so cynical too though I heard I saw someone on Facebook talk
• 55:39
  about talking about the the whole Will Smith thing and say like to um to be
• 55:44
  able to do that to to to hit someone on live television and then receive one of
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  the most prestigious Awards in entertainment and I rolled my eyes cuz I
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  was cuz I've become that guy that's like oh the Academy Awards like prestigious
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  yeah one of the things I've been saying for a very long time the the Academy
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  Awards isn't for people who go to movies stuff for us most people don't know that
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  and I didn't know that it's only like once you were kind of like I'm not I
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  wouldn't say I'm an Insider but I know more inside baseball stuff about that
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  industry now that I kind of go it's all [ __ ] yeah like most people do think it's
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  quite prestigious yeah and not only that there's there's two two other points
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  here number one is that it's not a straight like who was the best who voted
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  you've got a campaign you have them but but you have to petition them they don't
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  just nominate you you've got to nominate yourself that's why got of garbage in my
• 56:41
  because they send yeah it costs money to nominate yourself like you you pretty
• 56:46
  much have to have someone behind you back it's like the presidential race
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  right you can't vote for anyone you've got to vote for the people that the
• 56:53
  parties are putting forward to vote for but then also if you like the the best
• 56:57
  movie that wins it's not the best movie that the audience have gone to scene p
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  and made like a billion dollars which well we can talk about if you want in
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  the Afterparty we can talk about movies heard of the film that won best film
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  this year what did win best hadn't even Apple power of the dog Apple
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  TV yeah yeah okay I've only SE seen I have a postgraduate film degree I'd
• 57:25
  never heard of it it's because very well at advertising I no well I
• 57:30
  have an Apple TV and it's been in my face every time I turn it on so I did
• 57:33
  know about it but that's why and we could talk about two films that the
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  audience apparently did think were quite good at the Oscars in the Afterparty oh
• 57:43
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