Latest / Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show / Fandomonium - Star Wars LIVE @ The Peak Improv Theater
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- 0:18Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Pandemonium, the pop culture game show
- 0:22Speaker 1: that shines a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your
- 0:25Speaker 1: games master and senator with a British accent who is
- 0:28Speaker 1: currently undermining your democracy, Matt Watson. Thank you. Yes, unlimited power,
- 0:37Speaker 1: but a games master needs games and games need players,
- 0:40Speaker 1: so please welcome to the stage are resident team captains
- 0:43Speaker 1: who will be battling it out for control of the galaxy.
- 0:46Speaker 1: I couldn't do the Kessel Run in less than twelve
- 0:48Speaker 1: Parsex without them. It's Audra Stevenson and Jason Lewing.
- 1:07Speaker 2: I intended to come up with my hood up and
- 1:09Speaker 2: it fell down immediately.
- 1:12Speaker 1: We're off to a great start.
- 1:14Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:14Speaker 1: How about what about that entrance music? You guys have
- 1:16Speaker 1: never had entrance music before.
- 1:17Speaker 3: No, but I love that. I'm in my pajamas for
- 1:21Speaker 3: my regular attire.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just like when we record this on zoom.
- 1:24Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:26Speaker 1: So, how are you guys doing? How you guys feeling?
- 1:29Speaker 5: I'm living the dream. We're doing this live. Yeah.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Yeah, it does actually say here, have a quick chat
- 1:37Speaker 1: and reflect on the four year journey that brought us
- 1:39Speaker 1: to this moment. But that doesn't sound very funny. So
- 1:41Speaker 1: maybe we'll just skip up that.
- 1:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think you covered it by saying what
- 1:46Speaker 2: the copy reads, great.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Fantastic on a metal level. It has worked, Jason. We'll
- 1:50Speaker 1: ask the most important question up top, because this is
- 1:52Speaker 1: our Star Wars episode. We've done one before, way back
- 1:55Speaker 1: in the day. This is us revisiting Star Wars. We've
- 1:57Speaker 1: got to know right up top. Are you a Star
- 1:59Speaker 1: Wars fan?
- 2:00Speaker 4: Heard of it? Never?
- 2:02Speaker 3: No? Is that don't understand?
- 2:04Speaker 1: Is that a light saber earring you can show the
- 2:06Speaker 1: old time?
- 2:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say I'm very excited that my rope
- 2:10Speaker 3: is brown because I am shitting myself.
- 2:14Speaker 1: This is a lot. Look, that's why we call the
- 2:16Speaker 1: ropes see.
- 2:20Speaker 3: On stage love. But yeah, no, I'm a huge, massive
- 2:25Speaker 3: Star Wars fan. I cannot emphasize this enough. If I lose,
- 2:28Speaker 3: I will have a mental breakdown when I get home.
- 2:31Speaker 3: I spent too much time to lose.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Yeah, it just hold a special place for you. For sure.
- 2:39Speaker 1: You're like, you're one of the youngest men. You're the
- 2:41Speaker 1: youngest member of the cast that you like. Are you
- 2:43Speaker 1: a prequel guy or a sequel Yeah?
- 2:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a pretty cool guy.
- 2:46Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 2:46Speaker 3: I didn't watch the Original trilogy till I was in
- 2:48Speaker 3: high school. So, uh, you've mentioned this a couple of times.
- 2:53Speaker 3: You were like, it's so obvious that the Clone Troopers
- 2:55Speaker 3: were gonna kill everyone because they're they look like stormtroopers.
- 2:58Speaker 3: Didn't make that connection to my year old brain. I
- 3:00Speaker 3: was devastated when Revenge of the Sift came out. But
- 3:03Speaker 3: I love Lightsabers. I love all this stupid nonsense. That's
- 3:06Speaker 3: exactly what it is.
- 3:07Speaker 1: That's perfect. You'll be an excellent player here today, an ultra.
- 3:10Speaker 1: What about you? You are a Star Wars fan.
- 3:12Speaker 2: I've seen a Star War so I've seen the original trilogy.
- 3:17Speaker 2: I've seen the prequels. Technically speaking, i've seen the other
- 3:21Speaker 2: ones they've made.
- 3:22Speaker 6: Uh.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Yeah, no one cares about that.
- 3:24Speaker 2: I even watched I watched the original trilogy recently, so
- 3:28Speaker 2: those I'm pretty up on.
- 3:30Speaker 5: But I'm here for a good time.
- 3:33Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it's all about. But our captains can't
- 3:38Speaker 1: begin this forced sensitive journey alone. In a lot of
- 3:42Speaker 1: these jokes will be forced, and I'm very sensitive. No,
- 3:46Speaker 1: there can only be two, a master and an apprentice.
- 3:49Speaker 1: So joining Udra tonight. He is a stand up comedian,
- 3:53Speaker 1: a stick horse, and a scruffy, lucking nerf Herder. Please
- 3:56Speaker 1: give a warm welcome to Casey Dean Free. Hi, Hello, Casey,
- 4:08Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast.
- 4:10Speaker 4: I'm excited to podcast.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what the kids are doing now.
- 4:15Speaker 4: I feel so I feel like I'm not prepared for this.
- 4:20Speaker 1: We are too prepared, So you don't need to be prepared.
- 4:24Speaker 4: I'm excited. I'm excited.
- 4:25Speaker 6: I Star Wars is a thing I've witnessed for good.
- 4:32Speaker 1: That was that was my question. And just witnessing Star
- 4:35Speaker 1: Wars is often enough. We talk on this podcast a
- 4:36Speaker 1: lot about passing knowledge that you don't really need to
- 4:38Speaker 1: know a ton about anything to get involved. So do
- 4:41Speaker 1: you feel like you've got Star Wars passing knowledge is
- 4:44Speaker 1: crossed over you in the culture.
- 4:45Speaker 6: So I have been to six San Diego comic cons
- 4:49Speaker 6: and I have been to five New York comic cons
- 4:54Speaker 6: and uh and like the handful of ones here in
- 4:57Speaker 6: Denver and stuff.
- 4:58Speaker 4: So I mean I him in the nerd culture.
- 5:02Speaker 6: Yeah, but so so there's been I've been rubbed by
- 5:06Speaker 6: Star Wars people.
- 5:11Speaker 1: I've heard that happens at the convention is quite a lot.
- 5:16Speaker 1: So that sounds about right.
- 5:18Speaker 4: No, that's great.
- 5:19Speaker 1: You don't need to be a massive Star Wars final
- 5:21Speaker 1: I think you and Audra are going to make a
- 5:23Speaker 1: fantastic team.
- 5:24Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, let's make up.
- 5:28Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we're real.
- 5:30Speaker 4: Good at bullshit.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Yeah okay, but we still have one final player to meet,
- 5:35Speaker 1: joining Jason tonight. She is an improviser, a stick horse,
- 5:38Speaker 1: and an absolute scoundrel. Please give it up for Julia BOSEI.
- 5:53Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought you were going to
- 5:54Speaker 2: do a dance, because you Caneland.
- 5:56Speaker 5: It's not gonna do a dance.
- 6:00Speaker 1: I'm gonna change what round three is there? Oh darn, welcome, Julia.
- 6:06Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm so happy to be, so
- 6:10Speaker 1: happy to have you.
- 6:11Speaker 7: Jason's going to be disappointed, but it's a really fun time,
- 6:15Speaker 7: so I'm going to have you know, you know, I'm
- 6:18Speaker 7: gonna have a good time.
- 6:19Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean. We've established Jason has a
- 6:22Speaker 1: lot of Star Wars knowledge going on. Julia, how's your
- 6:25Speaker 1: Star Wars knowledge?
- 6:26Speaker 7: Probably less than middling. Okay, so definitely I've seen them all.
- 6:31Speaker 7: Can't say that I've retained them. But yeah, prequels and
- 6:37Speaker 7: I tried to watch.
- 6:37Speaker 5: Some before this.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Huh.
- 6:39Speaker 7: Couldn't get through the second prequel movie.
- 6:43Speaker 5: I didn't get through the second, it.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Wouldn't be Maybe.
- 6:48Speaker 5: I couldn't get through the eighth movie.
- 6:50Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Sure, it's like.
- 6:57Speaker 4: I haven't been loved enough.
- 6:59Speaker 5: Casey's the price that there's a movie. I think we're
- 7:04Speaker 5: fucking great.
- 7:05Speaker 7: I'm excited to hear what the original trilogy is solid.
- 7:11Speaker 1: Yeah, it's we can all agree the original trilogy is solid.
- 7:14Speaker 5: Solid.
- 7:15Speaker 4: Yeah, there really is an eighth movie.
- 7:19Speaker 5: Nine three, with three Kylo, Ren and.
- 7:22Speaker 4: Ray and then the three. That's six. Then there's two more.
- 7:26Speaker 5: It goes three, three and three.
- 7:28Speaker 4: Oh, there's nine. You're right.
- 7:30Speaker 3: Then there's the shows.
- 7:36Speaker 5: How would you confuse him like that?
- 7:37Speaker 3: Jason, Julia When we did a practice round, you needn't
- 7:41Speaker 3: answer nasol as as a Star Wars related answer.
- 7:44Speaker 9: It was an intentional oopsie Daisy.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Yes, there's gonna be a few of those on stage.
- 7:52Speaker 1: It sounds like you'll be a fantastic team because it's
- 7:55Speaker 1: the confidently wrong and the confidently knowledgeable about Star Wars.
- 7:59Speaker 1: This is this is good. I think you're the favorites. Possibly, Yeah,
- 8:02Speaker 1: strong and wrong over here, Strong and wrong known as
- 8:07Speaker 1: in high school. Yeah, that's what we'll go with that
- 8:11Speaker 1: as one of our opining fantastic stuff. I would like
- 8:16Speaker 1: to give a shout out to Chris and Jen, two
- 8:18Speaker 1: of tonight's producers who are going to be keeping track
- 8:20Speaker 1: of the scores for us. Okay, players, let's get to it.
- 8:24Speaker 1: You've all arrived in a rebel alliance hangar and are
- 8:27Speaker 1: ready to destroy my legally distinct death star, the Slaughter Orb.
- 8:34Speaker 1: But before you can take flight, your heroic V Wing
- 8:36Speaker 1: class bomber teams will each need a catchy nickname, so
- 8:40Speaker 1: I'd like each pair to come up with a Star
- 8:42Speaker 1: Wars themed team name. Please, let's start with Audra and Casey.
- 8:45Speaker 1: What have you got?
- 8:46Speaker 5: Okay?
- 8:47Speaker 2: So something I love about Star Wars? You know the
- 8:49Speaker 2: music that they play like in the clubs and whatnot.
- 8:53Speaker 5: Yes, yes, it has a name.
- 8:56Speaker 2: It's called Jiz Music, and so I could not pass
- 9:01Speaker 2: up this opportunity. I have prepared several name options based
- 9:05Speaker 2: on this, several Here's here's here's a bowl of Jiz's.
- 9:13Speaker 2: It's a big fucking bowl of jizz. So we can
- 9:17Speaker 2: do as we please with this giant bowl of jizz.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Please stop saying that.
- 9:25Speaker 2: So we can if we want, we can draw random
- 9:28Speaker 2: ones out, or if we want to see what most
- 9:32Speaker 2: of these are I bet we could like rapid fire then.
- 9:36Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, options, so yeah, we have lots of options.
- 9:41Speaker 5: Options back in giziness.
- 9:43Speaker 4: Let's get down thesess.
- 9:45Speaker 5: Taken care of jiziness.
- 9:47Speaker 7: There has to be riskys season, Jezz Singer.
- 9:53Speaker 6: Business Administration, Star Wars, the Last jizz Hi King Gizzard
- 10:04Speaker 6: and the Jizzard.
- 10:08Speaker 5: Mind your own business.
- 10:11Speaker 4: Business.
- 10:13Speaker 1: We are doing them all.
- 10:14Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, they're ninety five percent business.
- 10:18Speaker 4: You got that jizz yes? Wait, what the fuck?
- 10:21Speaker 1: It's riz.
- 10:24Speaker 2: Of things that we're business related. There's no jiziness like
- 10:26Speaker 2: show jiziness.
- 10:28Speaker 4: DJ Dizzy Jeff.
- 10:32Speaker 5: Big Dizziness.
- 10:33Speaker 6: Yeah, you stole the jizzy lifting drinks.
- 10:39Speaker 4: I didn't know that.
- 10:40Speaker 5: One is better to have loved and lost that was
- 10:46Speaker 5: left in.
- 10:49Speaker 2: Anthony Jizzleneck, Funny Business, Queen Ejizabeth, the second Jizzurey Jizziness.
- 11:02Speaker 4: Everybody put up your hands.
- 11:06Speaker 2: As in our pants as usual.
- 11:10Speaker 5: I think we're going background again like Nobody's Jizzness.
- 11:14Speaker 4: The Gizzard of Oz.
- 11:17Speaker 2: When I just wrote quiz on my face, I don't
- 11:19Speaker 2: know if that was just a note.
- 11:20Speaker 5: I don't know what that was.
- 11:22Speaker 1: But that's the bowl of jizz.
- 11:23Speaker 5: Yes, that's my big bowl of chick lovely stuff.
- 11:27Speaker 1: I mean, do you want to pick a favorite from those?
- 11:29Speaker 1: I can't. I don't think I can call your team
- 11:30Speaker 1: all of them.
- 11:31Speaker 4: The fuckingiz of Oz feels so light.
- 11:34Speaker 5: Gizzard of Oz it is. I'm down for that one,
- 11:37Speaker 5: all right.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jizzard of Oz is your team. But let's
- 11:41Speaker 1: find out who jizz of Uzz will be face. That's
- 11:43Speaker 1: barely connected to Star Wars. Who will they be facing?
- 11:50Speaker 4: Jason?
- 11:51Speaker 3: Do you have any ideas?
- 11:52Speaker 5: I did just come up with an idea.
- 11:54Speaker 3: I would love to hear it.
- 11:55Speaker 7: Yes, and Or, Oh that's very good.
- 12:01Speaker 4: All right, all right, what's and Or?
- 12:07Speaker 5: I don't actually know. It's a TV show.
- 12:14Speaker 3: I think based on the audience reaction alone, I think
- 12:16Speaker 3: we got to go with that.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's great. Yes and all that's a
- 12:21Speaker 1: that's an amazing comedy and a long planned out bit. Yeah,
- 12:25Speaker 1: got to examples.
- 12:26Speaker 2: I wrote thirty jiz putts last night, and none of
- 12:29Speaker 2: them are as funny as Yes and Or.
- 12:32Speaker 9: No, Andre is risky giziness in there.
- 12:36Speaker 6: No, there are too many businesses need any business.
- 12:46Speaker 5: I appreciate it. I appreciate the buljiz. Thank you.
- 12:50Speaker 9: Yeah, you put some hard work into that.
- 12:53Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of effort. All right, So we
- 12:59Speaker 1: called versus Yes and all two fantastic teams here. And
- 13:04Speaker 1: it says in my notes at this point, I'd like
- 13:05Speaker 1: to remind our teams of the mystery prize, something I
- 13:07Speaker 1: didn't set up at the front. We have a mystery prize,
- 13:10Speaker 1: something we've never done for Gate. Yeah. There there is
- 13:14Speaker 1: genuinely like a proper prize in there, like usually we
- 13:17Speaker 1: just do like a concept or something like that, but
- 13:20Speaker 1: this is actually there's something worth fighting for you.
- 13:22Speaker 5: My sense of novelty is peaked.
- 13:25Speaker 1: That's my only aim. Okay, so that's the mystery prize hypes. Yeah,
- 13:31Speaker 1: I can move past that bit. I'll cut that all right.
- 13:36Speaker 5: Sorry, just realize you can't do that.
- 13:41Speaker 6: Wait after everything I say, If you say I'm going
- 13:43Speaker 6: to cut that, you can't do that.
- 13:46Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that.
- 13:49Speaker 5: By the end. I'm just gonna be on the team
- 13:51Speaker 5: by myself. I've really held her out. Sounds like she's
- 13:57Speaker 5: talking to someone, but she's not.
- 14:00Speaker 4: I cut that, all right.
- 14:03Speaker 1: And if you're finding us, you know, generally pleasant and amusing,
- 14:06Speaker 1: but you're also thinking I've actually spent my entire life
- 14:09Speaker 1: avoiding star Wars, so I don't know anything about it.
- 14:13Speaker 1: First of all, congratulations on all the sex and seconds
- 14:18Speaker 1: his audra with a little segment we like to call
- 14:20Speaker 1: passing knowledge.
- 14:24Speaker 5: So if you do not know.
- 14:26Speaker 2: Star Wars is an American space opera media franchise created
- 14:30Speaker 2: by George Lucas in nineteen seventy seven. Space Check American
- 14:35Speaker 2: check Opera questionable. The nineteen seventy seven film spawned more films,
- 14:42Speaker 2: TV series, video games, comic books, theme park attractions, novelty, hamburgers,
- 14:48Speaker 2: pet costumes like weirdly sexually explicit candy lightsaber dildos, and yeah.
- 14:56Speaker 5: Novels, that's the last one. Yeah, also novels.
- 15:01Speaker 2: This world of Star Wars features people having adventures in
- 15:05Speaker 2: a time long long ago in a galaxy far far away.
- 15:10Speaker 5: Coincidentally also where Shrek lives. Kind of weird.
- 15:14Speaker 2: The main Star Wars story that you need to be
- 15:16Speaker 2: concerned with is called the Skywalker Saga. It follows the
- 15:20Speaker 2: Skywalker family as they balance good and evil, maintain their faith,
- 15:25Speaker 2: and dabble in light incest. There's also droids featuring quite heavily.
- 15:32Speaker 2: They're typically for personal assistance or for battle, but definitely
- 15:37Speaker 2: also for sex. I mean you're gonna tell me that
- 15:40Speaker 2: C three po knows six million modes of communication and
- 15:44Speaker 2: he's not well versed in the language of love.
- 15:47Speaker 5: Grow up. People love Star Wars.
- 15:55Speaker 2: It's familiar themes in like a wildly expansive, endlessly imaginable world. Basically, honestly,
- 16:01Speaker 2: it's space Twinks fighting Nazis. Yeah, through the generations, and
- 16:06Speaker 2: if there's anything I fucking love, it's going to be
- 16:10Speaker 2: space Twinks fighting Nazis.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Yes, let's space, let's go. And with that goes Space Twinks.
- 16:21Speaker 1: Thank you, Audre. Just before we get to today's games,
- 16:24Speaker 1: I feel our teams need a little inspiration for the
- 16:27Speaker 1: challenges that lay ahead, So I've asked each player to
- 16:29Speaker 1: bring in a muse, something that inspires them or something
- 16:33Speaker 1: they love from the world of Star Wars. For example,
- 16:35Speaker 1: Star Wars is inspiring to me because George Lucas just
- 16:38Speaker 1: made shit up and called it entertainment, something that the
- 16:42Speaker 1: quality of this evening very much depends on. So Jason,
- 16:46Speaker 1: we'll start with you. What's inspiring you from the world
- 16:48Speaker 1: of Star trek Wars.
- 16:50Speaker 4: Fuck, it had to happen.
- 16:55Speaker 3: Yeah, what I brought with me is that helmet that
- 16:57Speaker 3: I had three printed actually both helmets on stage here
- 17:00Speaker 3: printed oh because I'm a nerd. And the story surprise,
- 17:05Speaker 3: the story of the Five of Verse is like a
- 17:07Speaker 3: really interesting one. It started off as a guy who
- 17:09Speaker 3: was an amputee who just wanted to make a Stormtrooper costume,
- 17:13Speaker 3: and he got ridiculed and publicly embarrassed. Fat no. Yeah,
- 17:18Speaker 3: and he kept working on the costume to the point
- 17:21Speaker 3: where he started adding more people. He went, well, if
- 17:23Speaker 3: I'm a stormtrooper, looks better with other stormtroopers. He created
- 17:27Speaker 3: a charity group called the Five O First, and it
- 17:30Speaker 3: became so prolific that George Lucas actually named Anakin's battalion
- 17:34Speaker 3: for the Five of First. What I'm trying to say
- 17:36Speaker 3: is if I don't win tonight, I will have a
- 17:38Speaker 3: mental breakdown. I've spent hours. I redid that whole fucking
- 17:45Speaker 3: thing because the shade of Blue is wrong for me.
- 17:49Speaker 2: I never really care about the points, but we gotta
- 17:52Speaker 2: fucking win.
- 17:55Speaker 4: I want him to lose.
- 17:59Speaker 7: Yeah, we okay, we are in like the same colors.
- 18:04Speaker 7: You can't see over the robes, but we are obviously
- 18:07Speaker 7: Sith and you're obviously rebels.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Yeah, like you can't make.
- 18:13Speaker 5: Darth maul makeup basically if he was a peacocks.
- 18:25Speaker 1: Oh fantastic, Jason, that's very inspiring. These are fantastic creations
- 18:29Speaker 1: that you've made. You are a total nude. But they're awesome,
- 18:31Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they're awesome.
- 18:36Speaker 7: You fucking we are, Yes and or so and they're awesome.
- 18:41Speaker 1: And they're awesome. Yes, but I'm glad you got myself
- 18:44Speaker 1: text Jason. All right, we'll move on over to the
- 18:48Speaker 1: on behalf of Yes and or Julia. What's inspiring you
- 18:51Speaker 1: from the world of Star Wars.
- 18:53Speaker 7: So, actually I have a real answer for this, and
- 18:56Speaker 7: then I have a real answer for this.
- 18:58Speaker 5: Okay, So for the first real answer is actually a lot.
- 19:01Speaker 7: So Star Wars UH follows a narrative structure that is
- 19:05Speaker 7: very useful in narrative improv.
- 19:07Speaker 5: So I have used UH the basis of.
- 19:10Speaker 7: Star Wars UH number four to UH learn narrative improv
- 19:16Speaker 7: because it is basically a hero's journey and that is
- 19:18Speaker 7: really what narrative improv is generally based off of. My
- 19:22Speaker 7: real answer is how it was watching Leah as someone
- 19:28Speaker 7: who realized like athlete, I watched the movies before I
- 19:31Speaker 7: realized I.
- 19:31Speaker 9: Was bisexual and then I watched.
- 19:33Speaker 7: Them after and wow, when she takes off that mask
- 19:37Speaker 7: to save Han and she's in that whole like, it's.
- 19:41Speaker 5: Like a it's not a suit, it's a.
- 19:43Speaker 2: I heard someone say bounty Hunter. Yes outfit, Hunter outfit.
- 19:48Speaker 2: That's it. I was very inspired by.
- 19:54Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Third, this will be a very quick muse segment. Yeah, no, Julia,
- 20:01Speaker 1: that's Both of those answers are fantastic. The first one
- 20:03Speaker 1: very inspiring in the traditional sense of inspiring creativity and art,
- 20:06Speaker 1: which is beautiful, but also yeah, inspired by I mean
- 20:10Speaker 1: like sexual awakenings come up on this podcast surprisingly often.
- 20:13Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm not surprised.
- 20:15Speaker 2: So yeah, and I feel like I feel like people
- 20:19Speaker 2: if they would look back and be like, oh, Leah,
- 20:21Speaker 2: it's gotta be like the bikini.
- 20:24Speaker 7: No, no, nope, too obvious, too obvious. Yeah, I think
- 20:36Speaker 7: I think Leah in the Bounty Hunter outfit is for
- 20:39Speaker 7: the freaks. Yes, yeah, yeah, Vanilla folks like the bikini and.
- 20:45Speaker 4: It takes.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Its very inspiring stuff from yes and or again a
- 20:53Speaker 1: fantastic team name. But let's find out what the git
- 20:56Speaker 1: of A inspired.
- 21:01Speaker 4: It was something I had to prepare for.
- 21:05Speaker 1: I just agree what you wrote me off the guest stones.
- 21:10Speaker 3: So I don't.
- 21:12Speaker 6: I'll tell you what inspires me. That's what I'm talking.
- 21:15Speaker 5: I can go, I can go. First.
- 21:19Speaker 2: I really enjoy the world of Star Wars. I love
- 21:22Speaker 2: the idea of like the Father turning evil, the Twins,
- 21:27Speaker 2: like the Space Twins, the like the Desert Planets, Spice, So.
- 21:34Speaker 10: I like like George Lucas, I too, am heavily inspired
- 21:40Speaker 10: by Doune I love I.
- 21:45Speaker 2: Love the like ornithopters. It's basically the same thing.
- 21:50Speaker 9: Is that what a giant worm is called?
- 21:53Speaker 5: The starlacs are basically just the worms? Wait, what is
- 21:58Speaker 5: an It's the little X wings. Oh that's basically the
- 22:04Speaker 5: same thing. God, why could I think that?
- 22:10Speaker 2: This is why George Lucas was more successful because he
- 22:14Speaker 2: just called them x wings.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Yeah, very inspiring to be inspired by, like the Probably
- 22:18Speaker 1: the most one of the most popular franchises of our
- 22:21Speaker 1: era generation is styll Was And it's just a rip
- 22:23Speaker 1: off of another novel, Like it's.
- 22:25Speaker 5: Just expanded to a large degree.
- 22:28Speaker 1: Yeah, there's there's like weird characters in it as well.
- 22:30Speaker 5: But evil okay does have Duncan Idaho. All right, we'll
- 22:38Speaker 5: do well.
- 22:39Speaker 1: If this goes well, we'll do a Dune episode. Okay, yeah, episode?
- 22:44Speaker 7: Wait, would you do the ones where the Sun started
- 22:46Speaker 7: writing them and made them real?
- 22:47Speaker 5: Harny? Probably? No, no, no no no no no no no no.
- 22:51Speaker 7: The author of Dune died and so his son started
- 22:55Speaker 7: taking over the series like that.
- 22:57Speaker 4: Do that type of right?
- 22:58Speaker 5: Yeah, and so he's, oh my god, yeah, the writing.
- 23:08Speaker 7: Gotten way horny once the Sun started writing them, writing them.
- 23:13Speaker 4: Stopped writing them.
- 23:15Speaker 5: I'm from Oklahoma. The g's and the cheese are not enunciated.
- 23:19Speaker 1: I do you think I feel.
- 23:23Speaker 11: Well?
- 23:23Speaker 1: Before this becomes a Dune podcast, which would also be fun, casey,
- 23:27Speaker 1: if you got something you're inspired by from the Star
- 23:29Speaker 1: Wars universe.
- 23:30Speaker 4: Yeah, you know.
- 23:32Speaker 6: I So the first comic con I went to, I
- 23:36Speaker 6: snuck into right, the first San Diego comic con. Didn't
- 23:38Speaker 6: pay for my ticket. I snuck into that bitch and
- 23:41Speaker 6: just wore my friend's badge. But I got super super
- 23:45Speaker 6: high before that, right, Like, I was on a lot
- 23:49Speaker 6: of edibles, too many edibles. I didn't realize that that
- 23:52Speaker 6: would fuck you up so much.
- 23:53Speaker 12: In cospicuous when I got in there, Yeah, surprise, surprise,
- 23:59Speaker 12: But I I got in there really high, and I
- 24:02Speaker 12: didn't get so I might as well.
- 24:04Speaker 6: They should have just let me in there for free,
- 24:05Speaker 6: because I didn't enjoy anything.
- 24:06Speaker 4: I would do one booth and just stood there and
- 24:09Speaker 4: stared at that ship.
- 24:12Speaker 3: If they if they gave nerds free ship for not
- 24:15Speaker 3: enjoying things, economy would collapse. Zest.
- 24:20Speaker 4: That's true. They can't give me my money back for
- 24:22Speaker 4: sneaking into that. So when I got there, though, I
- 24:26Speaker 4: bought one really really.
- 24:28Speaker 6: Expensive Star Wars San Diego Comic Con exclusive and it
- 24:34Speaker 6: was three hundred dollars and it was one toy and
- 24:39Speaker 6: it was it was like a Hexcon toy. It had
- 24:41Speaker 6: a bunch of different characters in carbonite around it, but
- 24:45Speaker 6: then right in the middle of it was one jar Jar.
- 24:48Speaker 4: Binks in carbonite. And that's the reason I bought it
- 24:52Speaker 4: was for that one singular jar Jar banks yep in carbonite.
- 24:58Speaker 5: I was gonna rag on you, but that fucking slash.
- 25:00Speaker 6: Yeah, that is my inspiration.
- 25:05Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you had no choice but to
- 25:07Speaker 1: make it your muse because you spent three hundred dollars.
- 25:10Speaker 1: But as soon as you said it was Jojo Binks,
- 25:12Speaker 1: that's also.
- 25:13Speaker 5: Yeah, that's cool, that's a bargain.
- 25:15Speaker 4: I'm not good with money.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Well, you don't have to be to be good at this,
- 25:20Speaker 1: and that's very inspiring. Casey, well done for coming up
- 25:23Speaker 1: with amuse on the fly.
- 25:25Speaker 5: Casey, that's a very that's like very Casey coated story.
- 25:28Speaker 11: I like that.
- 25:29Speaker 4: Yeah, oh good, I'm glad, thank you.
- 25:31Speaker 7: Yeah sorry, I didn't mean that.
- 25:34Speaker 3: That makes me feel better. Spending three hundred bucks on
- 25:39Speaker 3: a Star Wars thing. Being amused is very Star Wars
- 25:42Speaker 3: coded cool.
- 25:44Speaker 4: I shouldn't have done it.
- 25:46Speaker 6: I still regretted it to I have at financial ruin.
- 25:55Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm feeling inspired by your inspiration. Do
- 25:58Speaker 1: you feel inspired by each other's inspiration? You're ready for
- 26:01Speaker 1: some games? Okay, teams, it's time to save the galaxy
- 26:05Speaker 1: from evil. But don't forget to kiss your sister goodbye
- 26:08Speaker 1: as we speed into round one. Thank you very much. Yeah,
- 26:14Speaker 1: a game is happening. Round one is called Ordinary, which
- 26:18Speaker 1: is our twist on pictionary. But instead of hand drawings,
- 26:21Speaker 1: you'll be doing mouth drawings or sounds as some people
- 26:25Speaker 1: call them. At So, let's have the rules, because we
- 26:37Speaker 1: can only have fun if there are rules. I will
- 26:39Speaker 1: ask one player to look down and lower their hood.
- 26:43Speaker 1: That player will be the guesser. I will then show
- 26:46Speaker 1: everyone else the name of a Star Wars character. It's
- 26:49Speaker 1: then up to the guesser's teammate to make sounds that
- 26:52Speaker 1: communicate the character on the board to the guesser. Your
- 26:55Speaker 1: sound can last no longer than a few seconds and
- 26:58Speaker 1: no real words like we're not going impressions here. I
- 27:01Speaker 1: want sounds and gibberish only if the guesser guesses correctly.
- 27:04Speaker 1: After one sound, you score three points. Two sounds two points,
- 27:07Speaker 1: and if it takes a third and final sound, I'll
- 27:09Speaker 1: let you throw in a gesture for one point because
- 27:11Speaker 1: we'll have to move on. We'll just have to get
- 27:13Speaker 1: on with We will do a past that is easy characters,
- 27:16Speaker 1: and then we'll do a past that is total nonsense,
- 27:18Speaker 1: and we'll see how that goes.
- 27:24Speaker 4: That's the only noise I know for.
- 27:27Speaker 1: That might help you out here. So first off, we
- 27:30Speaker 1: have Ordra guessing.
- 27:32Speaker 4: And I'm for fun.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry, I have Casey guessing and Order making sounds.
- 27:39Speaker 1: So Casey, you throw on the throw on the hoods.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Hopefully everyone can see this. Ordra's character is R two
- 27:45Speaker 1: D two nice, nice sweet, Okay, So order you saw that, Yes,
- 27:50Speaker 1: that is the character you will have to make sounds
- 27:52Speaker 1: for to communicate.
- 27:54Speaker 5: Trying not to move and do gestures.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Okay, you already for your first sound, you may.
- 27:59Speaker 13: Remove your hood's cattish R to D two.
- 28:13Speaker 2: I did movements, but anybody listening to this after this,
- 28:17Speaker 2: it can be our secret in the room that I
- 28:18Speaker 2: did do movements.
- 28:19Speaker 4: The movements were just like sassy R two, though you
- 28:22Speaker 4: went neck movement. He doesn't have a neck.
- 28:27Speaker 9: Casey R two is always sassy.
- 28:29Speaker 4: Yeah, what I learned earlier there used for fucking.
- 28:32Speaker 5: I guess that was three po.
- 28:34Speaker 6: Okay, you don't funk are two though you only fu
- 28:37Speaker 6: c three are too fox me all right, I'm into
- 28:44Speaker 6: that too.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Curiously, look at bookie Pedia right now it's R twouble.
- 28:53Speaker 1: The incident will tell you that's a whole somewhere, I'm sure. Okay,
- 28:59Speaker 1: good stuff. That's that's three points to the ggit of
- 29:01Speaker 1: oz right off the bath. Next we're gonna move on
- 29:04Speaker 1: over to yes and or and it's gonna be Julia guessing.
- 29:07Speaker 1: So Julia, please lower that Jedi hood, thank you very much.
- 29:11Speaker 1: And this is the character that Jason will.
- 29:14Speaker 4: Have to.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Jason's character is jar jar Binks. Okay, using sounds only. Okay, Now,
- 29:22Speaker 1: whenever you're ready, Jason, take it away, your first sound.
- 29:24Speaker 3: I can't use words. You can use nonsense.
- 29:36Speaker 4: You can say which is a charge? World?
- 29:39Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, and that's why I hesitated.
- 29:43Speaker 14: I did a wiggle and Lisa's yeah.
- 29:48Speaker 3: I also want the show to get along, you know.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Okay, good stuff. Yeah, I'll allow the mesa because I
- 29:56Speaker 1: don't think mesa's in the dictionary. I suppose so No,
- 29:59Speaker 1: that's no, it's fine, thank god. Okay, back on over
- 30:04Speaker 1: to of Oz. It is time now for Casey to
- 30:07Speaker 1: make the sound an order to guess or is lowering the.
- 30:10Speaker 4: Why did you Jennifer Coolidge? Oh god, before.
- 30:15Speaker 2: We got three points, but we got three points and
- 30:17Speaker 2: I'm so scared of gonna Okay, we got this, We
- 30:22Speaker 2: got this.
- 30:23Speaker 4: Here's the character.
- 30:24Speaker 1: H Casey's character is Yoda.
- 30:27Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, Casey, whenever you're ready, make a make
- 30:32Speaker 5: your first sound.
- 30:34Speaker 1: No, oh, do you have a guess from that?
- 30:50Speaker 4: L do you.
- 30:56Speaker 1: Just you know it wasn't the best.
- 31:02Speaker 2: I can't remember the guy that owns Anakin but I
- 31:06Speaker 2: don't know his name.
- 31:12Speaker 1: It's not water No, but you know that's a good
- 31:14Speaker 1: good job remembering the character. Thank you, Casey. Would you
- 31:17Speaker 1: like to make another sound? And I would suggest attempting
- 31:20Speaker 1: a different.
- 31:20Speaker 3: Sounding really good's feeling real good?
- 31:28Speaker 1: Yeah yet.
- 31:32Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, hold on, yeah yeah you got? You
- 31:35Speaker 4: got laughing now all.
- 31:39Speaker 5: Here we go.
- 31:44Speaker 4: He went for a.
- 31:50Speaker 3: I don't think Casey see a single stars movie.
- 31:54Speaker 5: Okay, but I think I should.
- 31:57Speaker 11: I'm just this job.
- 31:59Speaker 1: It's the non chap of that.
- 32:02Speaker 5: That's a really good guess noise.
- 32:05Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Casey, Casey, for your final sound, I'll let
- 32:08Speaker 1: you also make a gesture as well.
- 32:13Speaker 3: I just want to say, really good.
- 32:16Speaker 4: That's all I good? Is okay?
- 32:18Speaker 5: In a gesture?
- 32:19Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 32:20Speaker 5: You get? You do both both, Yoda.
- 32:30Speaker 6: Da.
- 32:32Speaker 5: I was wondering when you're doing with the hands? Are
- 32:34Speaker 5: you making the ears?
- 32:35Speaker 4: Was making the ear?
- 32:37Speaker 1: I got that?
- 32:38Speaker 4: Thank you? Oh my god, they're so war so bad.
- 32:47Speaker 1: And just to clarify, this is the easy pasta.
- 32:51Speaker 4: Can everybody else do it? Yoda? It's not everybody here
- 33:06Speaker 4: the same noise. It's not a single difference.
- 33:11Speaker 3: We've seen the movie deviation whatsoever tone.
- 33:16Speaker 4: Rose and what it was so loud? Well I've sucked
- 33:23Speaker 4: up with but what a noise?
- 33:27Speaker 14: You know what?
- 33:28Speaker 5: Scooby Doo. Can you give us Scooby Doo in the
- 33:32Speaker 5: next one.
- 33:32Speaker 1: Past We'll do in the next past.
- 33:34Speaker 4: Scooby definitely met Luke Skywalker.
- 33:38Speaker 5: I know for sure in the Harlem Globetrotters too.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Yeah, Jason, if you could have done the Jedi hood,
- 33:48Speaker 1: I do want to reiterate after that.
- 33:50Speaker 3: If we lose, I will have a mental break for
- 33:54Speaker 3: different reasons. Now, totally is the character.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Julia's character is Chewbacca.
- 34:01Speaker 5: Perfect sounds for I'm ready.
- 34:02Speaker 1: Okay, Julie's ready, whenever you're ready, take it away. You
- 34:04Speaker 1: just said you're ready.
- 34:05Speaker 4: I am.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Sorry?
- 34:08Speaker 4: Is that no?
- 34:13Speaker 7: Because like, even if I mess up, you know what
- 34:16Speaker 7: someone trying to like do Chewbacca messing up sounds.
- 34:19Speaker 3: Like no, I understand unless you did, I think I
- 34:24Speaker 3: would have gotten.
- 34:30Speaker 5: If you're volunteering.
- 34:37Speaker 1: Okay, So that went. That went mostly well as the
- 34:39Speaker 1: first pass. Let's do some real globe shiitters of characters
- 34:43Speaker 1: now and do some real obscure ones from the Star Wars.
- 34:45Speaker 5: What did you just say a glove shitter?
- 34:48Speaker 1: It's it's one of the non it's the words and
- 34:50Speaker 1: phrase they use for like, oh, this is what all
- 34:52Speaker 1: Star Wars characters are called. Is glob shitter.
- 34:54Speaker 5: They're all called glob shittow or something.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Yeah, show and what the it's a messed up universe
- 35:02Speaker 1: the freak. So for this one, I'll throw in if
- 35:06Speaker 1: you feel like the you don't know the character at all,
- 35:09Speaker 1: try and do the words. It sounds. The words that
- 35:11Speaker 1: here as sounds like almost like how it would work
- 35:14Speaker 1: in pictionary.
- 35:15Speaker 5: Oh but we'll find out.
- 35:17Speaker 1: First up, we're gonna have Casey lower the hood.
- 35:20Speaker 4: This time.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Order will be making the sounds for Ordra's character is
- 35:26Speaker 1: boss Nas shouts out to that character.
- 35:34Speaker 4: I'm going to get it.
- 35:34Speaker 5: Casey, I wouldn't get it. We'll find out. Okay, I
- 35:40Speaker 5: have to relax.
- 35:41Speaker 4: Fully, but am I looking at your face?
- 35:46Speaker 5: Hurt your eyes? No, I will do it for the
- 35:49Speaker 5: sake of comedy. That's accurate, accurate to the lore.
- 36:00Speaker 1: Really searched that brain bank the case.
- 36:03Speaker 4: Right now, I'm going with Richard nick.
- 36:11Speaker 3: He was around as a floating head.
- 36:14Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with, well.
- 36:16Speaker 1: You've already gets Richard Nixon.
- 36:18Speaker 4: Okay, that was just this.
- 36:20Speaker 1: Okay, that was a Joe cancer.
- 36:22Speaker 4: Don't do this, Okay, I want.
- 36:23Speaker 15: To do this, do this, don't on the Okay, Okay,
- 36:32Speaker 15: you know husband and wife are pointing at each other.
- 36:37Speaker 6: First, Uh, it's that guy that that helped uh little
- 36:45Speaker 6: little Anakin with the pod.
- 36:48Speaker 4: The pod racer. It's not.
- 36:50Speaker 1: But if you give the correct answer for that guy, who,
- 36:52Speaker 1: I will give you the point if you can do
- 36:54Speaker 1: that for there. So it's not that one or was
- 36:56Speaker 1: going to give another noise now, but that is an
- 36:58Speaker 1: acceptable answer format like cool, all right, nice.
- 37:02Speaker 5: Wait, So I could be like, hey, this is a
- 37:04Speaker 5: character that's like third tier.
- 37:06Speaker 1: Well, if you if you could say the situation that
- 37:08Speaker 1: they're in, sure, But if you say it's a thirty
- 37:11Speaker 1: character that could be any of these guys.
- 37:17Speaker 3: She's gonna shout it out regardless of the noise.
- 37:19Speaker 2: I I don't know if there's another noise, we'll find out.
- 37:26Speaker 2: Keeping in mind what you said, Yeah, ye, my sound is.
- 37:34Speaker 4: Homer Simpson.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Yes, Homer Simpson round next only versions of Homer Simpson.
- 37:41Speaker 6: Strike and the new Yeah, okay, it feels like it's
- 37:47Speaker 6: that guy that died first.
- 37:51Speaker 4: In an X wing.
- 37:52Speaker 1: No, but that's a kind of a good guess.
- 37:54Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, okay, Yeah, I'm gonna be really honest. I
- 37:58Speaker 2: feel like if you didn't get it from the motor
- 38:00Speaker 2: boat sound. This gets real tough.
- 38:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:05Speaker 4: Is it a guy that motor boats and wars?
- 38:09Speaker 1: We've established it's a very hony fandom.
- 38:11Speaker 4: I feel like I would have remembered the motor Crumb
- 38:19Speaker 4: or whatever.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Why did you Tellious Crumb.
- 38:25Speaker 1: This guy Tony just.
- 38:31Speaker 9: Same a situation that you Rememberius Clumbing.
- 38:34Speaker 6: He's the little guy on the top of on the
- 38:37Speaker 6: top of a slumlord guy.
- 38:40Speaker 4: How do you not know that guy's name?
- 38:42Speaker 11: But you know.
- 38:44Speaker 5: It has been said with the last few minutes.
- 38:47Speaker 4: Stop digging into buy Star Wars though.
- 38:51Speaker 5: Sorry, I should be on your side. Yeah, Casey, I'm
- 38:55Speaker 5: here for you because I would not get this.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Okay, older, for the sake of the format, could you
- 38:59Speaker 1: make one more noise?
- 39:00Speaker 4: Please?
- 39:02Speaker 1: A gesture and you can throw it a gesture? Yes, okay,
- 39:07Speaker 1: fucking Harry Potter, is that a serious answer? Answer? You
- 39:14Speaker 1: told me not to do this.
- 39:18Speaker 4: We're not gonna get the point he Chard Nixon.
- 39:21Speaker 1: It wasn't Richard Nixon, but I feel like he must
- 39:23Speaker 1: be kind of inspired by it, because I'm afraid there's
- 39:25Speaker 1: no points that it.
- 39:26Speaker 4: Was Boss Nass. Yes, Boss Nassy fuck is boss.
- 39:32Speaker 1: He's Jaja's boss.
- 39:36Speaker 3: An audience member stands up.
- 39:39Speaker 2: Okay, so just imagine that face but doing the first
- 39:42Speaker 2: sound I made?
- 39:43Speaker 4: Oh I do remember?
- 39:46Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 39:47Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 39:49Speaker 4: Yes, fuck you.
- 39:52Speaker 11: Matt?
- 39:52Speaker 4: What the fuck? Mat Boss? I would have gotten Slaicy's club.
- 40:00Speaker 14: God.
- 40:00Speaker 5: I hope that one of their clues is not God.
- 40:04Speaker 5: I didn't hear what Casey said to describe him, so
- 40:06Speaker 5: I can still get it wrong.
- 40:08Speaker 4: All right?
- 40:08Speaker 1: And with that, Julia or if you could lower your
- 40:10Speaker 1: hoods Jason, he is the character that uh, Jason's character
- 40:16Speaker 1: is salacious, be crumb.
- 40:22Speaker 4: Who who's that? You? Ready?
- 40:26Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 40:26Speaker 3: All right, this is my best impression.
- 40:29Speaker 4: Oh god, is that it? Fuck? You don't do this?
- 40:34Speaker 4: Sorry't do this?
- 40:37Speaker 3: It's Richard Nixon. Uh fuck, I'm getting approvals from the audience,
- 40:47Speaker 3: is it.
- 40:49Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good guess. That's a good guess.
- 40:51Speaker 1: But it's a really good guess.
- 40:52Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 40:53Speaker 1: Second sound, Jason T Man?
- 40:58Speaker 4: Sorry, what's that?
- 41:00Speaker 1: Banta?
- 41:01Speaker 4: Wait?
- 41:01Speaker 9: Was that the sound.
- 41:04Speaker 5: I thought you were just getting?
- 41:04Speaker 11: Maddy?
- 41:06Speaker 9: Did you do it again?
- 41:09Speaker 14: Wait?
- 41:09Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you want me to do it again?
- 41:11Speaker 5: I wasn't listening.
- 41:17Speaker 3: This is a podcast. So the sound that I made.
- 41:25Speaker 5: It obviously it's supposed to be not so, but uh uh.
- 41:34Speaker 9: Okay, there's so.
- 41:35Speaker 5: Many little guys in this series, so many little guys. Okay,
- 41:40Speaker 5: it's not Boba. He speaks English.
- 41:46Speaker 4: Oh is it?
- 41:47Speaker 5: Is it job of the huts, little like right hand man.
- 41:52Speaker 1: You said, yeah, I'm gonna give you that. Yeah, do
- 41:55Speaker 1: this okay, so two points. Yes, that's absolutely it is selicious,
- 41:59Speaker 1: pet Krumb your memory, Casey, I wrote these probably two
- 42:06Speaker 1: weeks ago. How did you?
- 42:11Speaker 4: Yeah, she was the most expensive toys and say the names.
- 42:18Speaker 5: Just the most expensive toy.
- 42:20Speaker 4: That's a pretty rare toy from the eighties.
- 42:22Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, because he's small and he came with
- 42:24Speaker 6: another toy, so he always got lost.
- 42:26Speaker 4: That was like the piece that got lost from other toys.
- 42:29Speaker 5: Goud, Your knowledge is interesting, it's working.
- 42:35Speaker 1: Okay, if you would like to lower the Jedi hotes,
- 42:38Speaker 1: Casey's character is kit Fisto.
- 42:45Speaker 3: That's cruel even for me.
- 42:48Speaker 4: So you preemptively knew I wasn't gonna know who this
- 42:51Speaker 4: fucking was.
- 42:52Speaker 5: Yeah, it's cruel for Jason.
- 42:56Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah that's a sound.
- 43:04Speaker 5: Yeah, you made gestures I saw, oh I did.
- 43:08Speaker 1: They were so unrelated.
- 43:09Speaker 5: I think they were related.
- 43:13Speaker 3: Well, I said, he cheated and we're going to count
- 43:15Speaker 3: it because it's not gonna.
- 43:17Speaker 4: Help you know this character, it's gonna be amazing.
- 43:21Speaker 5: BB eight.
- 43:25Speaker 1: Could we get into the again and killing it a guessing? Yep,
- 43:31Speaker 1: do things that sound like I mean I tried last time.
- 43:35Speaker 5: Oh I'm so sorry.
- 43:41Speaker 3: Forget no.
- 43:44Speaker 5: I is this the pod racer that Anakin rides when he.
- 43:50Speaker 1: The pod that rides.
- 43:53Speaker 5: The actual pod. It's Pod Ray, the pod, the pod,
- 43:57Speaker 5: the pod that he races.
- 43:59Speaker 1: It's one of my favorite characters. But no, okay, Casey,
- 44:03Speaker 1: this time you can make gestures as you make your
- 44:05Speaker 1: final s.
- 44:06Speaker 4: Dude, okay, uh.
- 44:13Speaker 5: Okay, but I okay, So it wasn't just a dance.
- 44:17Speaker 5: It's definitely gonna be kit fisted.
- 44:22Speaker 2: I will say before before look with the jizz, the
- 44:27Speaker 2: Big Bowl of Jizz. One of the team names was
- 44:29Speaker 2: get fist Out, along with C three p Hose and
- 44:36Speaker 2: Star Wars.
- 44:40Speaker 3: He's an alien that doesn't make a single sound in
- 44:42Speaker 3: the days, which is why it was going to be
- 44:44Speaker 3: hard for me. Yeah, yeah, fu me yea.
- 44:46Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 44:47Speaker 3: He just smiles, which is not a sound. So I
- 44:51Speaker 3: was just doing this sound of k from from night Rider.
- 44:58Speaker 5: That was good. I retro actively take that back there
- 45:01Speaker 5: you go, thank you?
- 45:02Speaker 4: Yeah you guys, because we're like, why is he beeping?
- 45:06Speaker 1: That's why that was general thinking and I'm sorry, that's
- 45:11Speaker 1: actually pretty good Casey.
- 45:12Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Casey knew he did make a sound.
- 45:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 45:17Speaker 4: I still don't know who this guy is either.
- 45:21Speaker 5: I'm gonna google it.
- 45:22Speaker 3: In the he was the one toy I had his
- 45:23Speaker 3: kid anyways, that doesn't matter.
- 45:26Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we got one.
- 45:27Speaker 5: Less Why did you have that as a toy? Because
- 45:35Speaker 5: he was cool?
- 45:37Speaker 3: Afford sometimes noise and you know that's fair.
- 45:43Speaker 5: I got all the barbies I wanted, get you, I
- 45:48Speaker 5: did not, Jason.
- 45:50Speaker 1: Right, okay, Jason, if you would like to don the
- 45:53Speaker 1: hood for the final characters, Julia's character is thumb sciss
- 45:59Speaker 1: a punch.
- 46:00Speaker 8: Okay, hold on us, can I get Can I get
- 46:06Speaker 8: a clarification on that second letter of the first word,
- 46:09Speaker 8: that is a H, yes, which is an H?
- 46:12Speaker 6: I know?
- 46:15Speaker 14: Wait?
- 46:15Speaker 4: Is that actually how you say H?
- 46:17Speaker 5: That's genuinely how I say They also say z h
- 46:21Speaker 5: H All the UK?
- 46:24Speaker 1: What the fuck? Anyway, that's that guy. Whenever you're ready, Julia, Okay,
- 46:32Speaker 1: I can't.
- 46:33Speaker 5: My inclination is to immediately.
- 46:35Speaker 1: Just do gestures, but no, Casey did gestures for his
- 46:38Speaker 1: first one and the last one. I think it's only
- 46:39Speaker 1: fat that you can you can do a gesture.
- 46:41Speaker 9: But Odre said, did you discount them at first?
- 46:44Speaker 5: I discounted the gesture as a show of good faith.
- 46:49Speaker 2: As you are the dark side, you are not forced
- 46:53Speaker 2: to do a gesture of good faith, follow your heart
- 46:56Speaker 2: or search your feelings.
- 46:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a joke.
- 46:58Speaker 4: I like that, like the joke in the Force.
- 47:03Speaker 5: With uh oh, they can't be real words, quirm.
- 47:09Speaker 1: River, I see, I see what you've done that. I
- 47:14Speaker 1: appreciate it. Sounds like she said, River, launch kind of woods.
- 47:23Speaker 3: But will allow it now if I say something completely
- 47:27Speaker 3: wrong that makes me look like the idiot, which is
- 47:29Speaker 3: not fair of you, because.
- 47:31Speaker 5: That was not I'm not trying to set up for failure.
- 47:36Speaker 1: That's me who's doing that.
- 47:37Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, Matt is of my existence.
- 47:41Speaker 2: I will say, I've never seen this combination of letters
- 47:44Speaker 2: together in my whole life.
- 47:47Speaker 3: It's not gonna be damn it. What's his name? He's
- 47:50Speaker 3: a fucking Jedi. He's this is where my knowledge debilitates me. Yeah, yep,
- 47:58Speaker 3: it's not Quinlan Voss.
- 47:59Speaker 1: It's all Quentland, Boston.
- 48:00Speaker 5: Okay, but good guess you know similar syllables.
- 48:04Speaker 4: It sounds like, yeah, yeah, I have warm river raunches.
- 48:06Speaker 1: Definitely, yeah, any any sounds you can get out of
- 48:12Speaker 1: that second name that Julia.
- 48:16Speaker 9: Of the second name, m hmm, any sounds, oh.
- 48:25Speaker 3: M yeah, I would get this after that. It's a
- 48:34Speaker 3: pretty rare toy. The worst part is that is actually
- 48:37Speaker 3: tilting me. Fuck my life. Uh, I don't know R
- 48:47Speaker 3: five D five.
- 48:47Speaker 14: It's not R five D five, but I'm gonna go
- 48:51Speaker 14: with gestures now, gestures now. Yeah, Okay, you gotta look, Jason,
- 49:00Speaker 14: I went into my mind.
- 49:03Speaker 5: Out the door for my palace.
- 49:04Speaker 7: Okay, everything I can't think of a word that doesn't
- 49:09Speaker 7: exist that starts right, Okay, everything rhymes.
- 49:11Speaker 5: With this, hang it.
- 49:12Speaker 9: You're too good at rhyming, sir hum.
- 49:21Speaker 3: Yeah fuck you guys. Yeah yeah, you have the knowledge
- 49:28Speaker 3: of the word.
- 49:29Speaker 4: You're an idiot.
- 49:32Speaker 8: We don't answer for second one, so for words the
- 49:35Speaker 8: second one, uh flivvor nunch.
- 49:38Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 49:40Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna go with like caan and
- 49:42Speaker 3: jarris because it kind of sounds like the first one,
- 49:43Speaker 3: but then you fucked me all up. I don't know,
- 49:46Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 49:46Speaker 1: Yeah, passing on this one. Yeah, it is thumb siss
- 49:49Speaker 1: a punch.
- 49:50Speaker 3: You're a crazy person.
- 49:52Speaker 4: No, I had this toy when I was a kid.
- 49:59Speaker 1: Is the star of a solo story? I think so?
- 50:03Speaker 4: Then?
- 50:03Speaker 5: How and you have had it as a kid.
- 50:05Speaker 4: I'm just with them.
- 50:08Speaker 5: You can't with him without with me.
- 50:12Speaker 4: Come to our team, come to the light side.
- 50:16Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I don't know.
- 50:21Speaker 5: He hasn't been in a ship to me yet.
- 50:22Speaker 1: So well, there's still time for that, because that is
- 50:26Speaker 1: the end of the round one. Uh, these are the
- 50:29Speaker 1: joys I'm looking for. I would like the latest sculls. Please.
- 50:32Speaker 4: What are they of oz with five points?
- 50:36Speaker 1: That's that's not that?
- 50:38Speaker 5: But yes, and or within eight points?
- 50:42Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how it's turned out to be.
- 50:51Speaker 1: You're the rebels, so it makes sense.
- 50:52Speaker 5: Yes, Yeah, we're gonna win.
- 50:54Speaker 4: We're gonna Someone's gonna chop off my hand before we
- 50:56Speaker 4: do it, though not me.
- 50:59Speaker 1: All right, I'm that We're going to take a short
- 51:00Speaker 1: ten minute intermission, Grab some drinks, get some snacks, will
- 51:03Speaker 1: be back for round two. All right, we are back
- 51:13Speaker 1: for round two, and it's called Comics Con. Thank you
- 51:17Speaker 1: very much. We have some brilliantly funny comics on stage
- 51:21Speaker 1: here today. And it says and if the first half
- 51:23Speaker 1: went well, I can say that, And so far I've
- 51:27Speaker 1: asked them just to be a panel of comedians, but
- 51:30Speaker 1: now I would like them to be a panel of
- 51:32Speaker 1: Star Wars experts assembled here at the Colorado Springs Comic
- 51:36Speaker 1: Con Fan Expot Extravaganza NERD Weekend Spectacular Events. That's right,
- 51:42Speaker 1: it's the kiss Cuffeine wessay. I was just gonna ask you,
- 51:48Speaker 1: and I got it.
- 51:49Speaker 3: I got it.
- 51:51Speaker 1: So our panel of experts will be fielding questions about
- 51:54Speaker 1: Star Wars, where one member of each team will give
- 51:57Speaker 1: an answer to the best of their knowledge. It's not
- 51:59Speaker 1: about being factual, it's about being overly confident in your answers.
- 52:03Speaker 1: Most confident answers score the most points. So if anyone
- 52:07Speaker 1: here has a Star Wars related question for our panel,
- 52:10Speaker 1: please form a line behind the microphone we have set
- 52:13Speaker 1: up here next to our stormtrooper, who will be making
- 52:16Speaker 1: sure you don't ask any inappropriate questions, or he will
- 52:18Speaker 1: escort you back to your seat. Let's give it up
- 52:20Speaker 1: for a stormtrooper bancer.
- 52:21Speaker 3: Everyone, you have to correct you. That is a Scout trooper.
- 52:26Speaker 1: Oh sorry, that is a Scout trooper. Okay, I'm wrong.
- 52:28Speaker 1: I'm wrong, Yes, don't do this? What the fuck? So
- 52:34Speaker 1: some example questions. It could be something like, in your opinion,
- 52:37Speaker 1: who shot first to make it canonical? Or it could
- 52:40Speaker 1: be how do Gungans have sex? Anything on that spectrum
- 52:44Speaker 1: of questions, if that is indeed a spectrum. So yeah,
- 52:48Speaker 1: I see we've got someone up at the mic. Please
- 52:49Speaker 1: step up and ask your questions.
- 52:52Speaker 4: Question is for Jason, because I'm really concerned about you
- 52:55Speaker 4: having a ountdown. So let what is your ever your
- 53:00Speaker 4: planet in the Star Wars world and why?
- 53:02Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get an answer from Jason, and then an
- 53:04Speaker 1: answer from the opposite team as well.
- 53:05Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, my favorite planet in the Star Wars
- 53:09Speaker 3: canon is Earth because it's canonically where Han Solo and
- 53:15Speaker 3: Chewbacca crash land in Chewbacca is mistaken for this asquatch.
- 53:21Speaker 1: Whoa, that's a good answer. The planet we live on?
- 53:26Speaker 5: Yep, oh, I thought it was. Wait, so it's it's
- 53:28Speaker 5: actually e A R T H.
- 53:31Speaker 3: No, it's f there's an A one. Are you making
- 53:34Speaker 3: fun of how I speak?
- 53:35Speaker 4: Right now?
- 53:38Speaker 1: That was a perfectly accept to blands.
- 53:39Speaker 3: Because I'll say it again, it's Earth. It's the best
- 53:42Speaker 3: I can say it.
- 53:45Speaker 4: Wait, Okay, I'm not gonna dig into this.
- 53:47Speaker 5: This is a writing writing situation.
- 53:52Speaker 4: Sucks.
- 53:55Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Just someone over on jes of Oz have
- 53:59Speaker 1: an answer to that question as well.
- 54:00Speaker 4: Wait, what's Jason's favorite place? Yep, it's it's Earth. They
- 54:06Speaker 4: just told us.
- 54:07Speaker 1: All right, that's a point to each team. Do we
- 54:11Speaker 1: have another person ready to to ask a question? Yes,
- 54:15Speaker 1: lovely stuff, Please step up to the microphone and ask
- 54:17Speaker 1: our panel.
- 54:19Speaker 4: Hi, So you guys are we're talking about JI music.
- 54:24Speaker 4: I was saying about the Biff, and I've always wondered,
- 54:26Speaker 4: has there ever been a Biff Sith?
- 54:29Speaker 1: Oh, that's a good in universe question that anyone want
- 54:33Speaker 1: to step up to that first.
- 54:36Speaker 5: I think that there's probably been many.
- 54:39Speaker 2: They just have enough like self respect not to have
- 54:43Speaker 2: that be known, Like they don't need to advertise that.
- 54:45Speaker 5: They don't need to like make that a big thing.
- 54:49Speaker 1: Do you know who the Bith are?
- 54:50Speaker 7: Absolutely, I'm gonna disagree because the Bith is obviously something
- 54:58Speaker 7: that is on the side of light, and so the
- 55:01Speaker 7: Sith are obviously trying to counterbalance that.
- 55:03Speaker 9: It just goes against their whole principles, their whole tenants.
- 55:06Speaker 5: So that's just to agree with that.
- 55:09Speaker 4: The the Bif.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Don't do this, Okay, I want to do it.
- 55:17Speaker 6: The the Bif Syth is obviously that ship head from
- 55:25Speaker 6: Back to the Future and the Yeah yeah, and he
- 55:30Speaker 6: got all that horseship dropped on him, and he's obviously
- 55:33Speaker 6: a member of the Sith.
- 55:35Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where hatred comes from.
- 55:38Speaker 4: It's Michael J.
- 55:39Speaker 5: Fox obviously, Luke Skywalker.
- 55:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 55:43Speaker 1: I did like that as an answer, but I like
- 55:45Speaker 1: Julius Moss. I'm gonna go two points one point. We
- 55:51Speaker 1: got into the question. Excellent, great stuff.
- 55:53Speaker 3: I'm curious who you think would win in a battle
- 55:56Speaker 3: between Darth Vader and Mother Tousand of.
- 55:59Speaker 4: The night Oh ship.
- 56:01Speaker 1: That's great.
- 56:02Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, repeat the names. Darth Vader die. I don't
- 56:08Speaker 4: know that guy.
- 56:11Speaker 1: I know her.
- 56:13Speaker 4: Yeah, the Light Sisters we know that one. Yeah, that
- 56:17Speaker 4: Darth Vader guy.
- 56:19Speaker 2: We're feminists on our side, so Mother Toosand's absolutely going
- 56:24Speaker 2: to win. And I think it's because she's gonna be underestimated.
- 56:29Speaker 6: I think I think women are really powerful and will
- 56:31Speaker 6: defeat men always.
- 56:33Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, a response from this side of the pedal.
- 56:38Speaker 7: I mean, I feel like I totally get where you're
- 56:40Speaker 7: coming from. But the thing is is that Darth Vader
- 56:42Speaker 7: fights with his like whole soul. Like everything is such
- 56:45Speaker 7: an emotional internal struggle for him, so he has the
- 56:50Speaker 7: most to lose and he's putting.
- 56:51Speaker 5: It all out there. So I think that just that
- 56:54Speaker 5: in general is just going to get him the win.
- 56:56Speaker 3: Yeah, and we can both.
- 56:59Speaker 4: I'm wudding it.
- 57:00Speaker 3: But yeah, the thing about Mother twisand is her people
- 57:03Speaker 3: got wiped out by General Grievous, and if you're gonna
- 57:05Speaker 3: get wiped out by half a robot sucks brutal.
- 57:09Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true, So that's good law. Just that's
- 57:12Speaker 1: a google mat. I actually really like I can't give
- 57:16Speaker 1: less points to feminism, so let's go two points apiece.
- 57:23Speaker 4: Not good for feminists.
- 57:24Speaker 5: It's equality. No, no, yeah, come on, let woman be
- 57:31Speaker 5: mediocre Matt.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Okay, okay, three points, two points, okay, thank you?
- 57:37Speaker 3: All right?
- 57:38Speaker 1: Do we have another question?
- 57:39Speaker 5: This questions for Jason since you for whatever reason like
- 57:43Speaker 5: the first ones.
- 57:46Speaker 3: I didn't say that, I said I watched them.
- 57:49Speaker 5: Darth Maul was nothing but marketing.
- 57:52Speaker 1: Good question about the business estall wars.
- 57:54Speaker 3: Absolutely, the Phantom Menace was an entire marketing ploy. It's
- 57:59Speaker 3: kicked off our war's day, which is like the day
- 58:03Speaker 3: when new Star Wars toys come out, and what's sicker
- 58:06Speaker 3: than a fucking red devil guy.
- 58:08Speaker 7: Yeah, and they got rid of him after the first movie, like,
- 58:11Speaker 7: come on, he could he looked.
- 58:14Speaker 5: He had the star power. He could have lasted.
- 58:15Speaker 9: But no, obviously it was just marketing. Otherwise it would
- 58:18Speaker 9: have kept him around.
- 58:19Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want to talk about marketing ploys, he's
- 58:21Speaker 3: so prolific. My piercing in my ear is a tribute
- 58:24Speaker 3: to Darth Maul. Okay, I'm discussing. I understand.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Your truth is we love you, thank you. That's that's
- 58:32Speaker 1: a strong answer from the other side if you's.
- 58:36Speaker 6: Doing what Jason's opinion is again about your opinion is
- 58:41Speaker 6: is that yes, it is a marketing ploy. Yeah, and
- 58:44Speaker 6: that they did all of this just because there's a
- 58:46Speaker 6: red sexy devil for sale later on, and you know what,
- 58:49Speaker 6: you got a piercing because of it.
- 58:51Speaker 4: We all know this because you fucking just said it.
- 58:54Speaker 7: We gotta let them answer the Jason questions first next time.
- 58:58Speaker 6: Yes, but I also want to say one thing. Darth
- 59:00Speaker 6: All did come back. He came back with with robot legs.
- 59:03Speaker 6: Do you feel like a spider, Jason, you.
- 59:13Speaker 1: Two points apiece again because they gave the exact samensa
- 59:16Speaker 1: because the question was phrase to Jason.
- 59:17Speaker 3: So yeah, next question, please, thank you so much. I'm
- 59:20Speaker 3: loving the Jason love.
- 59:21Speaker 4: By the way, another series Star Wars question for Jason.
- 59:26Speaker 4: This is not on this table.
- 59:29Speaker 3: I've never had more fun on the first time on
- 59:32Speaker 3: the show.
- 59:33Speaker 4: You can't know how let it happen. I feel I'm
- 59:38Speaker 4: not going to do this.
- 59:39Speaker 3: Please ask your question.
- 59:41Speaker 4: In the Star Wars.
- 59:42Speaker 3: Universe, if girls go to Mars to get more candy bars,
- 59:45Speaker 3: where do the boys go?
- 59:47Speaker 1: You can't say Jupiter, And also Jason can't answer first
- 59:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I know the answer.
- 59:55Speaker 4: Girls go to Mars to get more candy bars? Where
- 59:57Speaker 4: do the boys go?
- 59:58Speaker 5: And it can't be too to get more stupid.
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: To get more milk.
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: I'm down with that.
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: The what is my yard to get more milkshakes?
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: Just break please please answer?
- 1:00:15Speaker 5: Can I say they? Oh no, I don't like that.
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: That's and I didn't like that.
- 1:00:21Speaker 9: No, okay, maybe I'll make it a little bit.
- 1:00:30Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, ship they go to Venus if they want
- 1:00:36Speaker 7: to have a penis, Yeah, they choose, it's that choice.
- 1:00:39Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and that's exactly what I was thinking, and.
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Because of that team chemistry, we're gonna go two points,
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: one point.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: All right.
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: Next, I really regret not fighting back on the fact
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: that we didn't get a bonus point for Casey, knowing
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: that Darth Maul came back with robot legs.
- 1:01:00Speaker 5: That's what you got, the same amount of points as us.
- 1:01:03Speaker 4: Yeah, don't fucking do this. Sorry, I keep doing this.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: I don't even know I'm doing it. Jay, I'm so
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: sorry to single you out again.
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: What the fuck?
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: Just because I feel like you're the one who knows
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: the most about this series and this is something that's
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: very important to me.
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: So what do you think about the character arc that
- 1:01:28Speaker 5: they made for Glove Show?
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: For who for Glove Show?
- 1:01:33Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: Yeah, got to answer for me.
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: Because we let them answer first.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: Oh, that's right, strategy.
- 1:01:43Speaker 4: You know all about this, the Glove Show.
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: Yeah, the cinematic universe, this is the most tragic situation
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: of lost media.
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: Yes, in our time, in our live we only have like.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: Apps and bits and pieces of the glob Shadow story.
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: But the bits and pieces we have are some of
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: the most prolific and phenomenal storytelling.
- 1:02:09Speaker 4: Those little pieces of corn in it.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: That Okay, Jason, what's your actual answer?
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: No, No, its yours.
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: G love it down.
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: I think if I had to also answer this as
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: vaguely as possible, but as confidently as possible, I think
- 1:02:30Speaker 3: the arc was astounding because you had good things and
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: you had bad things, and he went through darkness and
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: he went through light, and there was moments of doubt
- 1:02:42Speaker 3: but also moments of triumph.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: Of a mes a kid. You piece of ship?
- 1:02:52Speaker 5: How dare you? Jason has a tattoo of this.
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: With the little piece the corn and everything.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Right, Well, I'm gonna go two points a piece because
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: I did like the thing about the piece of corn.
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: So it's two points for each team that we have.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Our final question this is a change.
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: Well, what the hell?
- 1:03:18Speaker 4: So do you think there's black to property insurance? And
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: what did what happened to rates after the death starts
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: move up?
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: Excellent question.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: Well, unfortunately, I'm going to out myself as an insurance agent.
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: Done done, actually stayed the same, but deductibles will increased
- 1:03:37Speaker 3: at least two percent when you should have a flat
- 1:03:39Speaker 3: twenty five deductible.
- 1:03:41Speaker 7: If you want some insurances, no, you deserve to plug
- 1:03:48Speaker 7: your business, Jason, I.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: Will say X wings are through the roof.
- 1:03:54Speaker 5: Well, of course they.
- 1:03:54Speaker 9: Are there are like they just they go up in
- 1:03:58Speaker 9: flames immediately. Someone try so.
- 1:04:00Speaker 3: Eye fighters are low costs to you by but crazy
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: to ensure. And that's because honestly, there is a glitch
- 1:04:04Speaker 3: where you can use the key fop to unlock them.
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: And that's the unfortunate part. Yeah, yeah, terriffs, you know
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: what I mean.
- 1:04:13Speaker 4: Topical. I'm just now hearing the death Star blue up.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: We're gonna have to sit this round out because I'm
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: gonna need to comfort Casey.
- 1:04:23Speaker 4: I'm I'm selling my house for way too much now.
- 1:04:28Speaker 5: The bubble burst.
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: Fucked up.
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: No opinions on the situation, we got it.
- 1:04:40Speaker 5: Yeah, I fucking do interest rates.
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, this is a different galaxy and the
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: rules of Earth insurance do not necessarily apply. The Galactic
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: Empire is very litigious and they're absolutely those interest rates
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: are gonna go through the roof. It's gonna be horrible,
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: and I feel like people who don't have the money
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: are going to feel it the worst.
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: Yeah, And I want to I want to reiterate in
- 1:05:04Speaker 4: this world it's called Earth.
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: With f and I want to read. I want to
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: you want to I want to reiterate you casey.
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: Two languages here out of you and me. It was
- 1:05:26Speaker 4: one of the Okay, yeah, make fun of it anymore.
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: I mean, that was a great question, but I guess
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: I should have expected the answers would be terribly boring.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: It's all about admin.
- 1:05:39Speaker 5: But I guess do you not want to go over
- 1:05:42Speaker 5: space liability with me?
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: I really don't sounds every year. So I'm gonna I
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: guess I'm gonna say two points because I guess Jason's
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: was more actionable advice. So two points one point. Wait, yeah,
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: that was a question.
- 1:05:55Speaker 5: That's not like a question, and so I'm gonna say no, yes, no.
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: Two points one point.
- 1:06:03Speaker 4: Don't do it. I'm doing it.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: Oh, he's doing it.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:06:07Speaker 5: That's the end of the round.
- 1:06:08Speaker 1: Thank you so much to all of our question ask us.
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: That's so much. Thank you to a scout trooper. Uh
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: and now over to my favorite, you walk with the scores?
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: Do you have the scores available?
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: I do.
- 1:06:20Speaker 4: I was very quick man.
- 1:06:23Speaker 5: That last one invaded me because I looked it down.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: Good.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: Yes, sorry you good point point? Thank you for doing this.
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: Points is difficult.
- 1:06:32Speaker 5: Whoa chard of us?
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: Right?
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: That's my first time city, he said last time, he's
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: on sixteen points.
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: WHOA what?
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: Yes?
- 1:06:42Speaker 5: And or isn't twenty one?
- 1:06:46Speaker 11: Yay?
- 1:06:47Speaker 4: Fuck you.
- 1:06:50Speaker 5: We're gonna absolutely fucking kill these next two rounds.
- 1:06:52Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got more points for corn and that ship guy.
- 1:06:56Speaker 9: Okay, so this is a this is a Star Wars question,
- 1:06:59Speaker 9: but also so.
- 1:07:01Speaker 5: You are from England? Question?
- 1:07:03Speaker 7: They're the redheaded actor in the not prequels but sequels.
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: Yes, he dormal leases yes.
- 1:07:12Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Is that how you pronounce I believe that's how you
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: pronounce it.
- 1:07:14Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, just question.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you're gonna you're gonna love this next round then,
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: because wipe transition, it's time for round three. Round three
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: is a podcast favorite and it's called fan fickle. For
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: this game, I've scoured the weirdest and horniest parts of
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: the Star Wars fandom as I'm going to ask our
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: players to fill in the blanks of some of the
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: most popular Star Wars fan fiction that's out there, read
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: by millions of people. Were freaks as a species. But first,
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: what's our panel's relationship to fan fictions? Anyone you did?
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: Anyone writes it?
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: I wish I like my.
- 1:08:02Speaker 9: Friends didn't see me as horny enough, so I didn't.
- 1:08:06Speaker 14: I didn't.
- 1:08:06Speaker 7: They didn't tell me that they were reading their fan fiction,
- 1:08:08Speaker 7: so I didn't know. And I'm the kind of person
- 1:08:11Speaker 7: that does improv. So writing is too permanent for me.
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: No, thank you.
- 1:08:16Speaker 4: I've had people write fan fiction about me.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: Friends, Let's stop the entire podcast and talk about that.
- 1:08:26Speaker 5: Wait, girlfriends are fans?
- 1:08:28Speaker 4: Uh fans?
- 1:08:31Speaker 5: Why was there a question at the end of.
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: Ye it was Jason, Jason, what's your opinion on Casey?
- 1:08:39Speaker 3: You don't want to know?
- 1:08:42Speaker 5: Check my AO three?
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Okay, okay. So in this game, I will read an
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: extract which, in this accent fantastic, and then it will
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: end no, no one know, Okay, it will end in
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: a blank, and I'll offer you three options for what
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: the correct answer is of this very pop a piece
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: of fan fiction on your boards in front of you.
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: You will decide whether it's a B or C. You'll
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: then reveal them at the same time and we'll see
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: who's right. This is just a bit of a chill
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: game where I'll read increasingly horny things. So here is
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: the first popular piece of fan fiction. This extract is
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: from a fan fiction called Darth Vader Goes to therapy.
- 1:09:20Speaker 2: I love it.
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: Oh, taking care of themselves.
- 1:09:25Speaker 9: I mean I wish a lot of more oldermen would.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: Yeah. True, So here it is, why, why, after everything
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: I have done, would you do that? Vader asked. Finally,
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: tears silently slipped down. Obi Wan's should have said face there,
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: but it doesn't. They've not bothered to write that because
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: you and my brother Anakin, I loved you. Vader physically
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: stepped back, then slowly cautiously, he looked to his son.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: You said there were other ways to get closure other
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: than violence, I did, said Luke, And would you help
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: us with I honestly don't think you could without a
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: therapist to mediate. And while I recommend that obi Wan
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: get therapy for himself from a neutral party, I would
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: be willing to do relationship therapy with the both of you. Yes.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Obi Wan frowned, looked between Luke and Vader. Luke was
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: giving off mediator vibes while Vader while Vader was giving
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: off strong blank vibes.
- 1:10:22Speaker 5: Sorry, said Vader was giving up.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: Vader was giving off strong blank but blank vibes. Blank. Yeah,
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: that's right, blank blank vibes. Is it a all Jedi
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: must die vibes? B. I want to murder you still
- 1:10:37Speaker 1: vibes or see fuck me eyes vibes. All right, our
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: players having a little silent deliberation, which is always so
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: useful on a podcast.
- 1:10:50Speaker 5: Can you read the three options again for us?
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: A all Jedi must die vibes. B. I want to
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: murder you still vibes or see fuck me eyes vibe?
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: Did you say fuck me eyes slower?
- 1:11:02Speaker 6: Fun?
- 1:11:03Speaker 7: I don't think I want to actually, Oh, yeah, you're autonomous, Matt,
- 1:11:09Speaker 7: Do you have any I do love that this fan
- 1:11:11Speaker 7: fake exists because there's like a therapy session in the prequels,
- 1:11:15Speaker 7: and again goes to Yoda, and Yoda's response basically is
- 1:11:19Speaker 7: you just.
- 1:11:19Speaker 3: Don't feel upset?
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: Yeah you stop it.
- 1:11:23Speaker 5: We don't do that, Do you do? Stop it?
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: All right?
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: So both teams have an answer written down. Yes, I
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: made it Boulder, okay three two one. Reveal your answers. WHOA, Okay,
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: we go.
- 1:11:36Speaker 4: We gotta be it.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: Someone went for fuck me eyes vibes?
- 1:11:38Speaker 5: Okay, yeah we did planned for me And the answer
- 1:11:42Speaker 5: is B.
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: That is a point to yes and all.
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: We're throwing this game on purpose.
- 1:11:49Speaker 5: And not be funny.
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Look it takes two to time. Go Okay. This next
- 1:11:56Speaker 1: thick is called homework. Obstensibly it's sets so time between
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: episode one and two, and Padme is supposed to be
- 1:12:03Speaker 1: doing homework with her handmaidens. No, okay, here's the wait.
- 1:12:08Speaker 3: What does the audience know that I don't know?
- 1:12:11Speaker 9: Kiera Knightley and Natalie Portman looks so much alike?
- 1:12:14Speaker 5: Am I runy?
- 1:12:16Speaker 4: Wow?
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: That's okay? All right, Well here's here's the ff. Let's
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: see where it goes. Yarna turned the radio onto the
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: weather forecast. Good weather for Gungans, Yarna says, cheerfully, yarn.
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: Yarne.
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: Padme protests, the Gungans are our friends and allies, and
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: as an anvivious culture, rain and water hold great significance
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: and regarded as luck and positive omens, Yarna said, calmly.
- 1:12:44Speaker 1: She glanced up with a placid smile. You're behind on
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: your galactic culture's readings, Your highness, Padme coughs, oh, look,
- 1:12:52Speaker 1: say such. Who is scanning through several different trashy hollow
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: journals nearby? The headline reads blank? So what is the
- 1:13:00Speaker 1: headline of the trashy hollow journal?
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: Feels like you're speaking Spanish.
- 1:13:08Speaker 5: People are in this room three or two.
- 1:13:12Speaker 4: There's a lot of.
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: So what does the headline on the hollow journal read?
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: Is it a Chancellor Palpatine gets secretly married? B Senator says,
- 1:13:24Speaker 1: deport Gungans now? Or C chosen one found and he's
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: a cutie.
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: From the movies.
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: We know the answer.
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: I feel a certain way about gungans. Should I say
- 1:13:41Speaker 3: it out loud?
- 1:13:44Speaker 6: You?
- 1:13:45Speaker 5: I don't think you should say anything.
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: Yeah, this is it.
- 1:13:48Speaker 1: This is a game about testing how well you know
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: the weird internet that exists around us.
- 1:13:53Speaker 5: I was thinking that too.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: Exer was about as exciting as a senator meeting.
- 1:13:58Speaker 5: You're trying to.
- 1:13:59Speaker 9: Get a set of move Why would you put the
- 1:14:01Speaker 9: weather on?
- 1:14:04Speaker 7: All?
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: Right? Of our team's got some answers here.
- 1:14:06Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not done drawing.
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: Hang on, we'll wait.
- 1:14:11Speaker 5: It's not good, Okay, I'm ready.
- 1:14:13Speaker 4: Okay, But you say you don't like to fuck to
- 1:14:15Speaker 4: the weather channel?
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: Yep, that's what was said.
- 1:14:18Speaker 4: I wasn't paying attention.
- 1:14:19Speaker 5: I do it sometimes, Okay from Oklahoma?
- 1:14:24Speaker 7: So tornadoes aren't they're more devastating than scar than sexy.
- 1:14:27Speaker 4: No, that's the thrill of baby Tornado's coming.
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: Looks funny than the fan fection.
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: I haven't.
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: Okay, turn them round in three two one, well and
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: see that. Okay. The answer is a Chansla Palpatine get married.
- 1:14:45Speaker 4: That's casey I want to see as well, and is like,
- 1:14:52Speaker 4: I know, Matt.
- 1:14:57Speaker 7: I feel like everyone is like Jason this, Jason that,
- 1:14:59Speaker 7: But I feel like Adre has really been showing up
- 1:15:02Speaker 7: how much knowledge that they have?
- 1:15:08Speaker 6: No?
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: Yeah, or just been killing the fandom of Mat not
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: a good fandom. Okay, his fick three. This one is
- 1:15:18Speaker 1: called What's the Gungan? A mysterious stranger arrives in a
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: distant galaxy wings Yeah, okay, save everyone, you cannot. Yoda
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: stopped and poked him in the shin. I can try,
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: Harry said darkly, as he turned away and headed towards
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: the disembarking royal. Yoda shook his head sadly and followed
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: Harry Potter. We were surprised you were not on board
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: our ship, Padme asked. She was in her makeup and
- 1:15:51Speaker 1: did not look pleased.
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: I've the last track of what's happening, So I was
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: talking to Harry Pottery.
- 1:16:01Speaker 7: Okay, pad her makeup was like not making facial expressions,
- 1:16:07Speaker 7: which fits the movie.
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: Yep, gotcha okay, and now now Harry's about to talk.
- 1:16:14Speaker 5: To do the accent.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: Matt.
- 1:16:16Speaker 1: I thought I was supposed to travel on the ghost
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: like a backup, Harry said nervously. That was just my voice.
- 1:16:23Speaker 6: You tried to go more British. Yeah, you like you
- 1:16:27Speaker 6: actually try to do a voice there, Harry Potter.
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: I had to potter it up, said pad Ma, and
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: she walked away. Harry had no idea what he had
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: done wrong? So why was Padme mad at him? He
- 1:16:45Speaker 1: was just glad that she blank is it a was
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: alive and safe. B master Yoda was here so she
- 1:16:55Speaker 1: didn't cause a bloody scene or c had makeup on.
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: What did this very famous fanfic writer right here you.
- 1:17:08Speaker 5: Choose this would happen.
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: I trust you because I trust you because I trusted you,
- 1:17:13Speaker 3: and I don't know, but I've never died.
- 1:17:15Speaker 5: Never rid fan fiction. Okay, this is just based on
- 1:17:22Speaker 5: my idea of what I think.
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: Uh Harry's concerns are, yeah, for sure, or.
- 1:17:28Speaker 7: Just like I feel like there's a word in this
- 1:17:30Speaker 7: one that I feel like people would want to use
- 1:17:32Speaker 7: in fan fiction a lot because they're.
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: Like, ooh it's rainny oh, I don't yep.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: All right, you gots.
- 1:17:42Speaker 5: I don't think we think well of Harry Potter.
- 1:17:45Speaker 9: Oh definitely not. No turf's allowed.
- 1:17:48Speaker 4: And then.
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: Okay, so you got answers, yeah, yeah, revealed them in
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: three two one. Okay, we got to B and a C.
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: No one went with the sensible one.
- 1:17:57Speaker 5: No circumsance.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: Oh good, it was had makeup.
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: Exploits. I just want a bloody Yeah. That's a very
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: Can I hear your Harry Potter impression again?
- 1:18:17Speaker 5: I would like to enroll at Hogwarts. Thank you very much.
- 1:18:20Speaker 4: So it's so accurate.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Okay, I've got one more thick for you. I kind
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: of regret we're going to test the limits of free speech. Okay,
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: I don't. I don't I really regret writing this one
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: or not writing whoa.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: That is such a bad Freudian slip before what I'm
- 1:18:42Speaker 3: about to read very famous fans before we decide.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: Okay, the name of this thick is in need of
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: discipline a slash a slash thick about Kylo Wren and
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: general Armitage Hucks, who is indeed the character you were
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: talking about im?
- 1:19:01Speaker 9: But can you say the name that I'm saying?
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: His name Hucks Dominal Gleason. Yeah, and General Armata Chucks.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: It's the second most popular fandom pairing online.
- 1:19:09Speaker 5: If you're interested, wait like fandom for this, fandom art for.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: Its Shrek and Donkey, for all of them. Okay, here's
- 1:19:21Speaker 1: the extract that I definitely didn't write. I just found
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: this online. Will be the judges of.
- 1:19:26Speaker 4: That when you keep saying you.
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: Own it, Matt, Okay, don't do this, Kylo panted as
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: he stared at himself in the mirror. As his freething
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: slowed back to normal, his thoughts gradually calmed, and a
- 1:19:42Speaker 1: wave of shameful guilt came over him as he slowly
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: realized he just whacked off to General Hooks, hitting him
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: with a stick.
- 1:19:49Speaker 4: More like General Cooks.
- 1:19:56Speaker 5: That's the answer.
- 1:19:57Speaker 1: He needed to meditate over this to clear his mind,
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: except he couldn't. At the beginning and end of everyday cycle,
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: he was back in front of the mirror, staring at
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: the stripes Hooks left and masturbating like blank.
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, it's a similar, it's a comparison, using like
- 1:20:17Speaker 2: or ass.
- 1:20:18Speaker 6: I like that?
- 1:20:20Speaker 5: So is that option A?
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: It should be option A. There's no tomorrow, Option B
- 1:20:32Speaker 1: his life depended on it, or option C. He was
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: dexter jetster all hands.
- 1:20:40Speaker 3: You okay, that's what I say.
- 1:20:47Speaker 5: I don't understand pointing.
- 1:20:51Speaker 4: I was wishing it was more like different animals. He's
- 1:20:54Speaker 4: masturbating like a sloth or something.
- 1:21:00Speaker 6: Like dangerously slow, dangerously slow, dangerously slow danger.
- 1:21:05Speaker 7: I thought it would have been like metaphors, like a geyserstating.
- 1:21:10Speaker 11: Like a guyser, gross, so gross, periodical two dicks, general
- 1:21:24Speaker 11: huks does.
- 1:21:25Speaker 5: The head in canon, yeahronically.
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: Okay, let's see. Let's see some answers from our teams.
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: Turn those boards around in three two one, There we go,
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: turn around. We got we got C. What have we
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: got here? We got B and C.
- 1:21:38Speaker 5: Jason, you went C.
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: The joke I specifically wrote just to pop Chris in
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: the front round. Yeah, it's very good. It's not see
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: but it's his life depended on it. That's how he
- 1:21:51Speaker 1: was masturbating forward.
- 1:21:54Speaker 3: We just had to give them a lego.
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:21:56Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say the fan fiction
- 1:21:58Speaker 2: round does lean in my face for.
- 1:22:01Speaker 5: Most of my high school years.
- 1:22:03Speaker 9: Yeah, we didn't get into Jason and Audra's history.
- 1:22:05Speaker 1: That's true.
- 1:22:06Speaker 5: It was just me and Casey that told our tales. Oh,
- 1:22:09Speaker 5: I wrote and read an ungodly amount of fan fiction
- 1:22:13Speaker 5: of what who what what show?
- 1:22:15Speaker 3: What thing?
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: Oh and has to find out?
- 1:22:21Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, wow, Now I'm so fucking curious. It's like
- 1:22:26Speaker 6: Seventh Heaven or something.
- 1:22:29Speaker 9: My immortal.
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: I will say, good reference.
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: I was a big super who locked Tumblr girl? Of course,
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: once upon a time.
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: You gotta be yeah, thank you?
- 1:22:43Speaker 4: Yeah who locked Tumblr?
- 1:22:45Speaker 5: I know that from YouTube videos. It wasn't a part
- 1:22:50Speaker 5: of it, but I'll watch videos about it. That's probably
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: the best distance to view that era from.
- 1:22:57Speaker 1: But yeah, but we did meet on Tumbla, does that?
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: All right, mercifully that is the end of Round three?
- 1:23:03Speaker 1: Are fantastic? Ewok and the Scout Trooper your normally enemies.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: What are you doing working together?
- 1:23:13Speaker 11: Oh?
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: You are against each other? What are the current scores
- 1:23:18Speaker 1: of ours?
- 1:23:19Speaker 4: With nineteen points?
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: Okay, twenty one before.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: Nice?
- 1:23:31Speaker 1: Yeah, we're getting there, and look it can all change
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: in our final quick fire round that is always absolute chaos.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: But before we get to that, I'd like to remind
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: every one of the Star Prize that is here at
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: the front of the stage that I wish I could
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: like move to the front and hold it up, but
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: I will trip on a cable. At this point, there
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: we go in to a mystery box. My god, what
- 1:23:49Speaker 1: could be in it? No expense has been spared, but
- 1:23:52Speaker 1: within a very tight we'll find out soon enough. With
- 1:23:58Speaker 1: everything to play for and yet nothing at all at stake,
- 1:24:01Speaker 1: should we enter hyper space and therefore the quickfire around, Shaul,
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: we do this, our final quick fire around will test
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: your general knowledge and Star Wars knowledge at the same time. Yeah,
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: and it's called a long rhyme ago so against the
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: quick fire clock.
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: Which is really excited. Yeah, sorry, yeah, no, I.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: Don't have to read the rules. I don't know what
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: the fox going on against the quick Fire clock. I
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: will read a clue where the answer is always a
- 1:24:40Speaker 1: Star Wars related word, but followed by something that rhymes
- 1:24:43Speaker 1: with that Star Wars related word. So, for example, if
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: the clue was the leader of the Jedi Order is
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: going to release his own brand of carbonated soft drink,
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: He's going to call it a well.
- 1:24:55Speaker 9: Ye're you going yes?
- 1:24:56Speaker 5: And or Yoda soda.
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: Nice good stuff. It's a Yoda soda. And Julia even
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: showcased how you buzz in yell out your team name
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: is how you buzz in?
- 1:25:07Speaker 5: Okay, so don't need to do the boy.
- 1:25:09Speaker 4: You don't.
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: If you watch it and we do the if you
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: want to, you can do.
- 1:25:16Speaker 2: I'm just gonna shout, Jiz Okay, I honestly think that's
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: gonna be.
- 1:25:20Speaker 5: The easiest for me.
- 1:25:21Speaker 4: It's a dream. Come try for you.
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: Okay, you can interrupt me at any point during the clue.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: Are we already playful? Here we go, I'll start the
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: timer now. Tafel and Chewbacca have something for you, a
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: sweet treat that's hot and fresh out the and or yes,
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: we've made it very confusing.
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: That's a cookie.
- 1:25:42Speaker 4: That is a cookie.
- 1:25:43Speaker 1: That's a point. The creator of this franchise just did
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: a big sneeze into a handkerchief and now he wants
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: to show you.
- 1:25:52Speaker 9: Lucas Mucus.
- 1:25:53Speaker 5: It is Lucas Mucus.
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: Oh God, bitches, do well.
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: Luke takes a trip to two two one B Baker Street,
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: where he puts on a famous hat and he calls
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: it his Oh.
- 1:26:13Speaker 5: Jizz, yes, Skywalker deer.
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: Stock, it is a skywalker.
- 1:26:18Speaker 4: Stuff is doing.
- 1:26:23Speaker 5: I had a super hulac bot.
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: Paris, and Ford's lovable rogue is standing in a swimming
- 1:26:30Speaker 1: pool playing that just because Jiz is the name of
- 1:26:35Speaker 1: the team name I've got to go with, Jim.
- 1:26:38Speaker 5: I'll take it.
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: It's I'm Solo Marco Polo.
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: Yes, you take it.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: A masked warrior associated with a specific planet has just
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: given a speech and graduated high school with the highest
- 1:26:51Speaker 1: g p A, making them ah.
- 1:26:55Speaker 5: Yes, Julia, stuff is so good. I haven't even seen that.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: This is what that ugly slug reads whenever he wants
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: to get up.
- 1:27:11Speaker 4: Very good. This is insane.
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: You still got you, still We've got you can come back.
- 1:27:29Speaker 1: One of the soldiers for the Galactic Empire has just
- 1:27:32Speaker 1: crashed your gathering of friends and festivities. This guy's are real.
- 1:27:39Speaker 5: Storm trooper party pooper, stormtrooper party pooper.
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: Good stuff to come back is real?
- 1:27:42Speaker 6: Her name?
- 1:27:44Speaker 4: I was just saying.
- 1:27:49Speaker 1: Fighter pilots for the Rebel Alliance have to design their
- 1:27:52Speaker 1: love making support aids in the style of their Yes.
- 1:27:56Speaker 4: An x wing flings.
- 1:27:58Speaker 9: That's not what it is, an wing sex win.
- 1:28:01Speaker 1: It is an x wing sex wing. Yeah, Okay, they
- 1:28:05Speaker 1: get tenuous. Now let's go. Those who wield the Dark
- 1:28:08Speaker 1: Side are putting on Shakespeare's Scottish play, but in New
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: Zealand with locals, they're performing what is wrong Okay. Wait, yea, Julia.
- 1:28:21Speaker 5: Said Macbeth.
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: I'm looking for a because that's seth that you said there,
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: and I'm looking.
- 1:28:26Speaker 5: For sith macbeth stuff.
- 1:28:30Speaker 4: Wait, what the fuck.
- 1:28:38Speaker 5: We're against rhyming game?
- 1:28:42Speaker 4: Do you come up with smith mcbith.
- 1:28:45Speaker 1: Rhymes on dot com?
- 1:28:46Speaker 4: Baby intuit?
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: I don't understand what the.
- 1:28:53Speaker 4: Problem is, okay.
- 1:28:55Speaker 1: Next one, the microscopic life particles that show four sensitive
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: peoples would like to buy a property from around halfway
- 1:29:02Speaker 1: through the reign of an English queen of the nineteenth century.
- 1:29:06Speaker 5: Yes, Audre Victorian midichlorians.
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: I'll take it.
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: Victorian, but yes, very good.
- 1:29:13Speaker 5: Thank you for obliging.
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: You're so far behind. Next one, the generally blue and
- 1:29:20Speaker 1: green alien species that a lot of people on the
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: Internet want to have sex with. Would like to remind
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: you to lick something before my neck, my pussy, and
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: my crack. Thank you very much.
- 1:29:33Speaker 4: I feel like I should know this one, or at
- 1:29:36Speaker 4: the very least, yell this.
- 1:29:41Speaker 5: Twilac and back.
- 1:29:43Speaker 1: That's what's before back pussy, and what's before back pussy
- 1:29:47Speaker 1: and crack?
- 1:29:47Speaker 5: Oh, twilight, twilight my neck?
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: Good stuff like my neck?
- 1:29:53Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and quick before the buzzer Admiral Akbar's famous
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: line and what a director stereotypically yells at the end
- 1:29:59Speaker 1: of movie.
- 1:30:00Speaker 5: Shoot, Yes it's a trap and it's a rat.
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: Yes, go stuff, that's the buzzersuck. Yeah, good stuff before
- 1:30:09Speaker 1: we get to those all important final scores that are
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: definitely close and it's worth me building tension for I'd
- 1:30:16Speaker 1: like to thank our players. You've all been stars tonight,
- 1:30:18Speaker 1: and I don't want to start a war with any
- 1:30:20Speaker 1: of you. Yeah, star or otherwise otherwise.
- 1:30:26Speaker 4: I want to say for the people that are adding
- 1:30:28Speaker 4: up the numbers over here, I got a you could just.
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: Dang it.
- 1:30:38Speaker 5: I'm not an owner.
- 1:30:41Speaker 1: Casey, Julia, thank you so much for joining us on
- 1:30:43Speaker 1: this panel. You've been an absolute blast. It's so funny,
- 1:30:46Speaker 1: an absolute pleasure. I know that right now we are
- 1:30:50Speaker 1: here in the Peak Improv Theater, but a few hundred
- 1:30:52Speaker 1: people somewhere on the internet we'll hear this. So do
- 1:30:55Speaker 1: you want to shout out anything like Peak and prop theater,
- 1:30:57Speaker 1: stick horses related, anything to do with tune Titans, all
- 1:31:01Speaker 1: the fantastic improvising that you guys do.
- 1:31:03Speaker 4: Julia, you go first?
- 1:31:04Speaker 5: Why Okay?
- 1:31:07Speaker 7: As I said, I'm not an owner, but I am
- 1:31:09Speaker 7: a performer and I absolutely love the Peak Improv Theater.
- 1:31:13Speaker 7: I perform with groups such as the Stackhorses the first
- 1:31:17Speaker 7: Friday of every month, Tune Titans, a musical improv group
- 1:31:21Speaker 7: that performs the third Friday of every month, and uh
- 1:31:24Speaker 7: I am a rotating player in Laughter and Legends, a
- 1:31:27Speaker 7: D and D podcast the fourth Friday of every month. Also,
- 1:31:32Speaker 7: you can find Tune Titans and Laughter and Legends on
- 1:31:37Speaker 7: our website, Peakimprov dot com. But uh, I think Matt
- 1:31:41Speaker 7: and Andre have a little something to do with that.
- 1:31:43Speaker 7: They are helping us produce edit and what is it
- 1:31:48Speaker 7: when you actually put it.
- 1:31:49Speaker 1: On the visit when you actually put it on the website.
- 1:31:52Speaker 5: Yeah, they actually like internet it Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
- 1:31:58Speaker 6: Julia is also on the Puppet and Prov team, which
- 1:32:02Speaker 6: which is like my passion project right now. I love
- 1:32:04Speaker 6: puppets and I love puppet improv. It was super fun
- 1:32:08Speaker 6: last time, So come out to that.
- 1:32:09Speaker 4: Just keep going.
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: Go to peek improv dot com. Check out all this stuff.
- 1:32:13Speaker 6: We love this place. We teach classes. Come out and
- 1:32:15Speaker 6: take some classes. If you ever want to do stand up,
- 1:32:18Speaker 6: I teach the stand up classes. So teach the improv
- 1:32:20Speaker 6: one on one classes and they're super fun, so come
- 1:32:24Speaker 6: hang out with us.
- 1:32:25Speaker 5: Yeah, so good.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: Linked to the website in the show notes of this podcast,
- 1:32:30Speaker 1: thank you again, Casey and Julia. You were fantastic, Y,
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: Jason and Ultra real quick wow wait here we should
- 1:32:36Speaker 1: plug aw stuff that we do, Jason. Why can people
- 1:32:39Speaker 1: follow us on Instagram.
- 1:32:41Speaker 3: At Gaateleaper's pod. Yes, yes, where we do posts, we
- 1:32:44Speaker 3: do clips. We're also this Phantomonium show is not the
- 1:32:48Speaker 3: only show we do. We also post Bonus Round, which
- 1:32:50Speaker 3: is an admin show. So keeping you on to date
- 1:32:53Speaker 3: avan is the matter of what we call it behind
- 1:32:55Speaker 3: the scenes.
- 1:32:57Speaker 5: It's a little bit of like a grab bag, a
- 1:32:58Speaker 5: little of evan.
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:33:00Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:33:00Speaker 3: And then I also do a show with my friend
- 1:33:02Speaker 3: Drew called press Play where we watched the all video
- 1:33:07Speaker 3: game movies that have ever been made, which are famously
- 1:33:09Speaker 3: very good. So we go through the history of that
- 1:33:12Speaker 3: as well, and that's where you.
- 1:33:13Speaker 9: Can find us Mortal Combat one that came out, and so.
- 1:33:16Speaker 4: Did we What do you think of Prince of Persia? Why?
- 1:33:19Speaker 6: I just.
- 1:33:22Speaker 3: But I'm super stoked together it we just got okay, yeah, yep, yep.
- 1:33:30Speaker 9: Sorry, I just remembered Angelina Jolie.
- 1:33:32Speaker 14: Yes, yeah, Awakening yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
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- 1:34:02Speaker 1: are our executive producers. May the force of funding the
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: arts always be with you. Is all right? Now the
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: moment we've been constructing for the last two hours. Ewok,
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: scout trooper, what are the final scores?
- 1:34:18Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 1:34:18Speaker 5: What's the points?
- 1:34:20Speaker 4: Four points?
- 1:34:23Speaker 5: That's that's great. That is genuinely a respectable score.
- 1:34:27Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:34:27Speaker 5: Now, as Jason's friend social worker, I care about your
- 1:34:31Speaker 5: mental health to present that yes or on twenty nine?
- 1:34:39Speaker 1: Congratulations?
- 1:34:43Speaker 3: Yeah, the worst fine, that's okay, Oh my gosh, I
- 1:34:48Speaker 3: mean you did kill it together? Sure, yeah, absolutely, it's tied.
- 1:34:57Speaker 5: What's fuzzy?
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: Yeah, so that is a tin of chewing tobacco. Chewbac
- 1:35:03Speaker 1: chewing tobacco. It's a it's a tin of Chewbacca.
- 1:35:08Speaker 9: Wait is this real tobacco?
- 1:35:09Speaker 1: We have been gatelyaper. Thank you so much for being
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: our special guest is with Julia Posi and Casey Dan
- 1:35:15Speaker 1: Praise give it up for them. Thank you so much
- 1:35:19Speaker 1: to the Peaking prop Theater for hosting us. This is
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: a fantastic place. Thank you to Jen, Chris and Ben.
- 1:35:24Speaker 1: Thank you to Ethan in the booth, and thank you
- 1:35:25Speaker 1: to the good people of Colorado Springs for sharing this moment.
- 1:35:28Speaker 1: This was a lily Pad production for iHeartRadio and the
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: Internet and also Hayden Christiansen.
- 1:35:32Speaker 5: Thank you a good night.
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: Don