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What Do You Do When Trump Decides You're Not A Citizen? · The Karel Show

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  Speaker 2: VMAs were last night. And if you were like me
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  Speaker 2: and you watched them, well, a lot of people didn't.
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  Speaker 2: But if you did, you spent a lot of time going,
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  Speaker 2: who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that? Who's that?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know half the people there, and I stay
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  Speaker 2: up front of a lot of music, but I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: That guy that did the weird Nazi youth performance with
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  Speaker 2: all the ties, everyone's saying, it was so great. It
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  Speaker 2: was so great. I'm all, oh, come on. Some angry
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  Speaker 2: white guy throwing the award down on the stage and
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  Speaker 2: breaking it and standing in the middle of this choir
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  Speaker 2: of men in ties while he eats an ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, you know what? First of all, you're white.
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  Speaker 2: Where's all that angst coming from? You're white. You're wealthy.
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  Speaker 2: What are you so pissed about? Second of all, it
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  Speaker 2: reminded me of the Hitler Youth. It really did. So anyway.
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  Speaker 2: But Madonna was the big story of the evening. She
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  Speaker 2: won four awards, five awards. She swept. She won a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of awards. And she looked fabulous for a woman
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  Speaker 2: who's closer to 70 than not. But I will agree,
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  Speaker 2: I will agree with some of the critics that And
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  Speaker 2: when I say this, I say this with every ounce
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  Speaker 2: of love for her that's in me. First of all,
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  Speaker 2: I think she's wearing the corsets nowadays as a back brace.
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  Speaker 2: I really do. I have a back injury. Madonna moves
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  Speaker 2: like someone that's had a back injury. And watching her dance,
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  Speaker 2: she was awkward, a bit stiff. So they need to
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  Speaker 2: change the choreography a little to make her look less
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  Speaker 2: awkward and less stiff. I'm not telling her to not dance.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not telling her to not be her. She was great,
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  Speaker 2: ate it up, her opening, iconic, every star in the
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  Speaker 2: world was in it. But she looked stiff, like she
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  Speaker 2: was in pain. And I just want her choreographers to
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  Speaker 2: be a little more Cognizant. Cher has a back injury.
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  Speaker 2: She has dancers do all the work. She just walks
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  Speaker 2: from side to side. It's time for Madonna to slow down.
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  Speaker 2: And I know she doesn't want to acknowledge that. But
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  Speaker 2: it's time for her to find choreography and staging that
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  Speaker 2: makes her look like the goddess that she is, but
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  Speaker 2: doesn't quite make her look like she's in so much pain.
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  Speaker 2: Or can't move the way that... She just looked restricted.
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  Speaker 2: And I don't like that. Because she was fabulous. She
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  Speaker 2: looked great. She deserved every award. The album is incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Showing those young people how it's done. Fabulous woman. Just
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  Speaker 2: looked a little stiff. That's all. And maybe her back
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  Speaker 2: was just in pain last night. But they should just
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  Speaker 2: change the choreography a little. That way she won't look
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  Speaker 2: that way.
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  Speaker 2: You have to be proud with hatred. Hey, everyone. It's Carell.
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  Speaker 2: Stream You Have to Be Proud wherever you get your
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  Speaker 2: music and let it fill you with the pride it
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  Speaker 2: filled me in doing it. You have to be strong.
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  Speaker 2: Showtime is here.
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  Speaker 4: No time to fear.
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  Speaker 1: Corral is so near because Showtime is here.
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  Speaker 4: So on with the show.
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  Speaker 1: Let's give it a go. Corral is the one that
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  Speaker 1: you need to know.
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  Speaker 2: All right, and again, not being ageist. A lot of
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  Speaker 2: people online are being ageist. These young Gen Z, Gen
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  Speaker 2: Y millennials, they're the ageist fucks in the world. Okay, boomer,
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  Speaker 2: sit down. She should retire. Fuck them, okay? She looks fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: She sounds fabulous. I'm sorry she's had so much surgery.
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  Speaker 4: I am.
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  Speaker 2: Madonna was a woman who said, you're going to accept
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  Speaker 2: me on my terms. I'm going to age the way
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  Speaker 2: that I want, et cetera, et cetera. And then she
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  Speaker 2: had a lot of surgery, a lot. But she looks great.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, she looks incredible. It's just her movement. And look,
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  Speaker 2: if you have dance injuries and you have a spinal
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  Speaker 2: fusion or a neck fusion, you're not going to be,
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  Speaker 2: ask Paula Abdul, you're not going to be able to
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  Speaker 2: move the same way. And so my only critique of
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  Speaker 2: Madonna is that her choreographer needs to change some things
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  Speaker 2: to where she doesn't look so stiff. That's all. That's it.
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  Speaker 2: The rest was incredible. No one came near it. No
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  Speaker 2: one touched her performance. I love Ray. Ray was fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: Ray is what a singer Ray is. R-A-Y-E. She's so incredible.
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  Speaker 2: So Ray was fabulous. Taylor Swift looked glamorous and wonderful
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  Speaker 2: as a billionaire should. And I love all the rich
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  Speaker 2: people telling the non-rich people to follow their dreams. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: They can barely pay for the Uber to get there.
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  Speaker 2: But whatever. It was an interesting show. They got gays
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  Speaker 2: the last minute for the George Michael tribute because they
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  Speaker 2: were getting shit that they were doing a George Michael
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  Speaker 2: tribute and had no gay people in it. Well, who
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  Speaker 2: do we know? Get Adam Lambert on the phone. He's
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  Speaker 2: the go-to gay. So they called the go-to gay, Adam Lambert,
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  Speaker 2: and got him there with a few others. And it
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  Speaker 2: was a fine tribute. Somber. He's a weird little thing
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  Speaker 2: that's somber. But the jacket that he was wearing was
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  Speaker 2: George Michael's actual jacket that George Michael wore. So that
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  Speaker 2: was poetic. And Adam Lambert can sing his face off,
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  Speaker 2: so that, you know, Adam and George Michael would have
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  Speaker 2: been friends, so that's good. And the other people with Adam,
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  Speaker 2: the other queer group that was with him was great. But,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Madonna was fabulous. Her speeches are unscripted. She
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  Speaker 2: never scripts an acceptance speech unless it's an honorarium. Otherwise
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't, because she says it jinxes it. If you
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  Speaker 2: make a speech, it's assuming you're going to win, so
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  Speaker 2: she doesn't write a speech. So, you know, she was
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  Speaker 2: her typical self up there. But she was stiff. And
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  Speaker 2: I do think she wears the corsets now for her back.
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  Speaker 2: All in all, a show you could fast forward through
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  Speaker 2: most of. Half the people, if you're over 40, you
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  Speaker 2: won't know. But the ones you do know, you would enjoy. Madonna.
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  Speaker 2: Snoop didn't sing. I don't know why he hosted it, really.
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  Speaker 2: And who else? Ray was fabulous. Not many others. It's
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  Speaker 2: not like the Grammys. The Grammys have such great performers,
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  Speaker 2: but it was okay. It was an okay show for
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  Speaker 2: my age, okay? Okay, you know? And, you know, Cher,
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  Speaker 2: as I said, Cher has adapted her stage show, which
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  Speaker 2: I have seen, Cher has adapted her stage show for
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  Speaker 2: her back injury. She literally just walks from side to side,
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  Speaker 2: and then she might stop and raise an arm or two,
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  Speaker 2: and that's it. That's all she does because she's in pain.
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  Speaker 2: Her back hurts. But it looks great. When Cher's show
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  Speaker 2: is wonderful and they have her in all these props
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  Speaker 2: and sets that move and she's great. OK, so Cher
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  Speaker 2: is fabulous. She's had more surgery than God, but she's
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  Speaker 2: always been open about that. She looks fabulous. She's an icon.
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  Speaker 2: And her show is fabulous, just like Madonna's new tour
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  Speaker 2: will be fabulous. Madonna knows how to tour. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to be a great tour. And she's still, her dance
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  Speaker 2: album is incredible, Confessions 2. If you haven't listened to it, do.
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  Speaker 2: It's wonderful. There's great songs on there. Danceteria is my favorite.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one they did last night. Everybody get up
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  Speaker 2: and dance. And she's so gay positive with Basquiat and
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  Speaker 2: Herring and all the others that were represented there. So no,
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  Speaker 2: Madonna's a goddess. And Cher is a goddess. And they're
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  Speaker 2: both great. They do have some limitations because of their
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  Speaker 2: backs and injuries from being almost 80 and touring their
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  Speaker 2: whole lives. Gaga will be the same way when Gaga's
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  Speaker 2: that age. And I hope that Madonna does more of
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  Speaker 2: what Cher does and just adapt the choreography to her limits.
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  Speaker 2: And that's all, because she was spectacular. And she read
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  Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter, honey. She's all, yeah, I contacted her people
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  Speaker 2: and didn't hear back for five days. So finally, I
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  Speaker 2: just DM'd her. And Sabrina Carpenter said, my people are
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  Speaker 2: shitting their pants backstage. Because But Donna reached out for
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  Speaker 2: five days and they ignored her. So yeah. So that
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  Speaker 2: was a fun show. All right. Right after the show,
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  Speaker 2: so I got, how do I want to start this topic? Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I always tell you that politics is policy and policy
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  Speaker 2: is people. I tell you that all the time if
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  Speaker 2: you listen to the show, that policy is people. And
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  Speaker 2: we have a disconnect there. So last week when you
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  Speaker 2: heard that the Supreme Court told Donald Trump he could
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  Speaker 2: use this SAVE, it's called SAVE, S-A-V-E. When they told
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  Speaker 2: him he could use SAVE to verify citizenship, a lot
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  Speaker 2: of you were angry. I'm going to type in the
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  Speaker 2: acronym here. I want to tell you what it stands for.
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  Speaker 2: Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements. And that is a system
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  Speaker 2: that they run immigrants through to check their immigration status
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  Speaker 2: to see if they qualify for any benefits. It was
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  Speaker 2: never intended for American citizens. It was never intended to
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  Speaker 2: verify citizenship. And it often makes mistakes when trying to
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  Speaker 2: do that. Its job was to track immigrant status for
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  Speaker 2: entitlement programs. That's what it was. But Trump wants to
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  Speaker 2: use it to verify citizenship to throw people off the
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  Speaker 2: voter rolls. Okay? You heard that. You got angry. But
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  Speaker 2: you didn't think twice about it. And you know you haven't.
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  Speaker 2: You all know that my sister has been very ill,
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  Speaker 2: had a meningioma in her brain, pneumonia twice, sepsis twice,
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  Speaker 2: and all of that. My sister lives in poverty. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I hate that because I can't help her. I don't
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  Speaker 2: have the resources to give her several thousand dollars a month.
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  Speaker 2: My sister lives on about $ 1, 200 a month. That's what
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  Speaker 2: she lives on. But she's arranged a life there in
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  Speaker 2: rural Arizona, where she has purchased her home, she makes
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  Speaker 2: the payment on it, so she owns her house, and
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  Speaker 2: she gets by. They have a program in Arizona called Axis,
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  Speaker 2: and it helps people pay the co-pays of their medicine,
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  Speaker 2: and if you qualify, it will pay your Medicare deductible.
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  Speaker 2: So her Medicare is $ 248 a month that they would
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  Speaker 2: subtract from her $ 1, 100. only giving her $ 900. Well, Axis
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  Speaker 2: makes up for that. She got a letter, yes, four
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  Speaker 2: weeks ago, saying you're required to prove your citizenship. So
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  Speaker 2: she went down to the offices with her certified birth certificate,
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  Speaker 2: gave it to them. They took a copy and said, fine, great,
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  Speaker 2: that's all we needed. Then this court ruling came out
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  Speaker 2: last week, and they ran everyone on Axis through the
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  Speaker 2: SAVE system. My sister got a letter yesterday that as
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  Speaker 2: of October 1st, her benefits are being cut off because
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  Speaker 2: she is not a US citizen. Let me repeat. My sister,
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  Speaker 2: born in 1957 in Massachusetts with a birth certificate, who
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  Speaker 2: has never traveled outside of the country, doesn't even have
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  Speaker 2: a passport, was just told by the access program that
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  Speaker 2: she's being cut off because she is not a U.S. citizen.
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  Speaker 2: And there is a very real chance she will be
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  Speaker 2: thrown off the voter rolls. She has been a poll
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  Speaker 2: monitor for 40 years. She is the senior poll monitor
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  Speaker 2: of her county. And now, her very right to vote
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  Speaker 2: is in question because a database never intended to be
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  Speaker 2: used to prove citizenship for some reason says she is
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  Speaker 2: not a citizen of the United States. It can do
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  Speaker 2: that if you're a woman and you've gotten married and
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  Speaker 2: your name changed. It can just do it. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: according to ChatGPT, It makes more mistakes than not when
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  Speaker 2: it comes to trying to verify U.S. citizens as citizens.
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  Speaker 2: In other words, it has no problem tracking immigrants and
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  Speaker 2: tracking them with their immigration status because that's what it
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  Speaker 2: was set up to do. It has a problem verifying
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  Speaker 2: people who were born here as citizens. In fact, it
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  Speaker 2: fails more than it succeeds at that job. My sister
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  Speaker 2: cannot afford to be cut off this program. I am
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  Speaker 2: going to have to come up with the money to help. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 2: she can appeal. It says it is up to her
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  Speaker 2: to prove to them that she is, in fact, a citizen.
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  Speaker 2: And this can take 30 days to six months, meaning
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  Speaker 2: past the midterms. And she's not the only one getting
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  Speaker 2: this letter. You can believe that. So thousands of people,
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  Speaker 2: many of which probably voted for Donald Trump, are going
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  Speaker 2: to get cut off their benefit because it's going to
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  Speaker 2: say they're not citizens. And then the onus is on them,
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  Speaker 2: not the government. The government doesn't have to prove that
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  Speaker 2: they're not a citizen. And it says you cannot appeal
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  Speaker 2: this law. You cannot appeal anything used to make this determination.
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  Speaker 2: You can only appeal the determination. But you cannot appeal
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  Speaker 2: the law. And you cannot appeal it. People, I'm so
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  Speaker 2: upset with the United States. I am so upset. With
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  Speaker 2: the U.S. I can't. I'm ready to go. A nation
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  Speaker 2: that would do this. She is the poorest of the poor. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And a nation. That would cut. He just is trying
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  Speaker 2: to cheat. At the midterms. And to cheat. He is
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  Speaker 2: throwing people off of benefits. They need. To make them
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  Speaker 2: prove their citizens. When they were born here. Raised here.
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  Speaker 2: Never left here. I can't. I can't. And this never
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  Speaker 2: happened before Donald Trump. My sister has been on Access
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  Speaker 2: in Arizona for 20 years. Never happened. Never. Never. If
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  Speaker 2: you all don't check your voting status right up until
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  Speaker 2: the day you vote, you're stupid. It could cut you
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  Speaker 2: off or me off of our Social Security. Social Security
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  Speaker 2: uses the SAVE system. It could cut you off. For
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  Speaker 2: those of you on Social Security, what would you do
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  Speaker 2: if you got a letter that said, Donald Trump says
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  Speaker 2: you're not a citizen, so you're not going to get
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  Speaker 2: your benefits. Prove us wrong. All because he wants to
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  Speaker 2: win the midterms for his party. He should be arrested
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  Speaker 2: and jailed today.
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  Speaker 4: Today.
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  Speaker 2: Just for this alone, he should be arrested and jailed.
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  Speaker 2: He won't be. He'll be enabled and empowered by the
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  Speaker 2: very courts that should be protecting the people. The Supreme
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  Speaker 2: Court should have never given Donald Trump the approval to
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  Speaker 2: use a system that with one quick search, okay, one search,
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  Speaker 2: The justices could have found out that the save system
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  Speaker 2: gets it wrong more than it gets it right. With
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  Speaker 2: just one search. Did they bother? No. No, they didn't.
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  Speaker 2: They did not. I was, I am so angry about this.
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  Speaker 2: My sister said something that I told her not to say.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just say she wished Donald Trump ill, like terminal ill.
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  Speaker 2: And I said, we're being monitored all the time now.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say that. Don't even joke that he should drop dead.
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  Speaker 2: Don't say it. We are now living in North Korea. Oh, no,
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  Speaker 2: we're not, Carell. It's not that bad. Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 2: ICE is arresting Native Americans. And can you imagine if
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  Speaker 2: my sister got rounded up by ICE and the save
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  Speaker 2: system says she's not a citizen of the United States?
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  Speaker 2: She's not a unique... This is not just happening to her, people.
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  Speaker 2: This is critical. Senators should be involved. Well, we're calling
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  Speaker 2: them this afternoon. This is nature. Does anybody care? Even
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  Speaker 2: y'all would. You have to be proud with hatred. Hey everyone,
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  Speaker 2: it's Karel. You know, Pride Month was rough this year.
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  Speaker 2: We had a lot of hate heaped upon us from Trump,
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  Speaker 2: from MAGA, and from other governments around the world. And
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  Speaker 2: if you are a trans person, you are really going
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  Speaker 2: through a particular type of hell right now. That's why
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  Speaker 2: when I was thinking of my next single in June,
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  Speaker 2: I sat down and I wrote, you have to be proud.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: You have to be proud with anger so loud. Streaming everywhere.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Keep fighting. Keep singing. Keep dancing. We're going to win.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: So Trump's team is planning an aggressive campaign schedule for
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: Trump and J.D. Vance in October in battleground and deep
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: red states alike. You know what he's going to find out?
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: He's going to find out that what the polls say
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: is true. He's hugely unpopular. Gas in Las Vegas this morning, $ 5. 50
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: a gallon. $ 5. 50. I bought two things from Amazon yesterday.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Six containers of high-protein soy milk. Soy milk. Six containers.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Each container, 32 ounces. So less than 200 ounces of
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: soy milk. And seven pounds of soybeans. Because I'm going
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: to make soy yogurt and show you how with the
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: fabulous Fermenter Pro. I can't tell you how much I'm
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: going to... I love this little thing. I'm going to
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: want everyone to have one. And the creator of it,
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: she's a marvel. She and I agree on so many things.
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: We've been texting back and forth. We both believe in
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: gut health. We both believe that food is medicine. Her
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: name is Ping. She is just incredible. And I can't
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: wait for you guys to meet her. And I hope...
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: That if it's in your budget, you will end up
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: getting one and start fermenting yourself because it's so much fun.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I'm already starting to make yogurt and so much fun.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I got the high protein soy milk because
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: you have to have high protein to make yogurt. So
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: it'll congeal. But six cartons, 32 ounces each of soy
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: milk and seven pounds of soybeans. How much do you
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: think that cost? How much? How much? Oh, gas is 650,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: 660 in San Jose. Oh, my God. How much do
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: you guys think six 32-ounce cartons of soy milk and
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: seven pounds of soybeans cost? How much do you all think?
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Put your thing in the chat room. How much do
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: you think? Six cartons, 32-ounce cartons of soy milk and
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: one seven-pound bag of soybeans. How much do you think
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: that costs? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody want to take a guess?
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Come on. Nothing too high or too low. Just take
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: a guess. Come on. You can do it. Come on,
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: come on. Oh, no one wants to guess.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Oh, well.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Or they're just not listening to me. It figures. I mean,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: my Patreon is dropping and viewership and whatever. I'm not
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: going to sit here and complain. But anyway, for the
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: six containers of soy milk and seven pounds of soybeans,
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Sandy says $ 30. James says $ 70. James, if
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: you were on the prices right, you'd lose and Sandy
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: would win, but you're the closest.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: $ 68.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: $ 68 for six containers of soy milk from Eden Soy.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: It was $ 36 for the six containers. There is $ 6
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: a container for 32 ounces. And the soybeans for seven
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: pounds were 20 bucks. With tax, 60 bucks. Yep, am
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: I right? Am I misquoting Amazon? Let me check my
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: order because I believe that's how much it was. Oh,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: and I got nut milk bags. That's what pushed it
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: up to 60 bucks. The nut milk bags were only $ 5, though,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: so that doesn't really count, does it? Here we go. Orders.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Your orders. Arriving today. It already arrived. It's here, honey.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: The nut milk bags. They were $ 7. 99. And the, I
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: don't even see it in here. Ain't that something? I
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: don't even see the order. Oh, yeah. Purchased this month. Delivered.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Here we go. The soybeans were... How much? God, I
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: just hate navigating things that you can't find. The soybeans
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: were $ 25. 99 for seven pounds. $ 25 for seven pounds of soybeans.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: That's $ 3. 50 a pound for soybeans. And then the soy
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: milk was $ 36. There's no reason. If I were in
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: Japan or China, soybeans would be like 20 cents a pound. Okay?
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, I could ask. Let's ask. Alexa, what's the
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: per pound price of soybeans in Japan? Let's see if
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: she knows. Oh, God. Alexa, stop. It's trying to tell
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: me to buy something from Amazon. Price of soybeans per
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: pound in Japan. 40 cents a pound. That's wholesale and
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: retail a dollar for a pound. $ 1. 04 in Japan.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: $ 0.
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: 84 in China. In the United States, $ 6. Or no,
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: if it's $ 25, $ 3. 50. Triple, triple the price of any
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: other country. Triple. Triple. And I bought the soybeans because
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I want to make the Eden soy soy milk. I
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: want to make high-protein soy milk. I bought the containers
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: to start my yogurt, but then as I continued to
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: make yogurt, I thought it would be cheaper to buy
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: soybeans and just make high-protein soy milk, which just means
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: you use more soybeans. I was at Walgreens this morning
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: getting probiotic capsules. Thank God my health insurance, you know
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: you get that $ 50 every three months on your health
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: insurance plan. Probiotic capsules. One jar of 30 capsules. One jar,
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: 30 capsules, $ 50. Five, zero. $ 50 for one jar of
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: probiotic capsules. A package of Belvita biscuits. The little Belvita biscuits.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: have with tea or whatever. You can have one because
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: they're 50 calories because I'm down to 209 pounds without Zepound.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: One package of Belvita, $ 6. 99. You walk outside, gas, $ 5. 50.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And this man thinks he's going to win. This man
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: thinks his party is going to win in the midterm?
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: When it was the Republican that said, it's the economy, stupid.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: We're bleeding to death.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Yours.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Listen daily to.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: The Corelcast on your favorite streaming service. You're listening to
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving you crazy.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: Yours.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Listen daily to.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: The Corelcast on your favorite streaming service. You're listening to
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: the Corelcast. Driving you home or driving you crazy.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Stream I Dance Because on all services. The song is very,
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: very personal to me. And the video now is very
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: touching to me. I cried the first time. Well, I
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: cry all the time. But I cried the first time
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: I saw it. We all have somebody, whether it's someone
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: that's passed from AIDS or some other thing. We all
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: have people that we danced with. And that's why we dance.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Stream I Dance Because on all services.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: You know, I'm trying to do a different kind of
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: show these days because my Patreon is going down and
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I need it to go up. So I'm trying to
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: appeal to a broader audience. And I don't want to
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: just sit here and talk about me, me, me, me, me.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: I don't. But sometimes I think when I talk about myself,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: you guys relate more because those are the topics we
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: always hear about later on. I don't hear about when
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: I did a great topic. But, you know, I'm devastated
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: by what's happening to my sister. And I'm scared to death.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: If they throw me off of Social Security because of this,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: if they said my sister is not a citizen. I mean,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: if they throw me off, I don't have three months
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: Social Security in the bank. It would be devastating to me. Devastating.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: And now I feel like a loser, like a fucking loser,
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: because every host from David Pakman to Stephanie Miller has
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: more money than I do. Every host, everybody does. Aaron Parnas,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: Harry Sisson, David Pakman, Stephanie Miller, Hal Sparks. They all
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: have so much more money than me. Don Lemon. They're
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: not worried about if Donald Trump cuts them off their
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: social security that they would literally have to live off
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: a credit card or borrow money from a friend. But
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I am. I was ready to quit everything last night.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Just quit it. Quit the show. The Patreon's going down.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: It's not making at least $ 1, 200 or $ 1, 300 a month.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I need to find some other job so I can
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: save up money. But it has to be in entertainment.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I can't go be an Uber driver. I can't go
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: get a nine to five in an office. I can't.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I won't be hired. I'm 63. And I have no
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: resume that says anything but talk show host, entertainer, stage performer,
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: writer for 30 plus years. And there's a 25 or
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: 30 year old waiting in line behind me who would
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: take less money than work more hours, I cannot go
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: get a job. That's just not happening. I saw actresses,
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: an actress on Instagram yesterday asking other full-time actors, how
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: are you living now? Because she is not making a living.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: And you'd recognize her face. She was a full-time actress
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: for 34 years. She has paid all of her bills
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: through acting. And now her residuals are nothing. She has
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: not made, because streaming pays nothing. She has not made
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: enough money through SAG-AFTRA to get her health insurance. She
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: has been an actress for 33 years. And so she
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: asked other people, what are you doing? How are you
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: making money? I don't know what I'm going to do.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: And I'm all, I feel you, sister. I feel you.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: And it's not just actors or actresses or talk show hosts.
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: My sister was just told by Donald Trump that she
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: is not a citizen of the United States. That is demeaning.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: That is insulting. How dare that orange fuck? How dare
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: any state agency just willy-nilly cut someone off because this
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: computer says you're not a citizen before they ask her
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: for proof or anything? Just cut her off and it's
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: your job to prove us wrong. That's a compassionate country?
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: That's a country that cares for the lowest of the low?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I'm furious. And I tried not to be furious for
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: the first half of this show. I did. I tried
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: to be the good talk show host and sit here
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: and talk about Madonna and the VMAs. Fuck the VMAs.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: A bunch of celebrities patting themselves on the back to
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: be millionaires. I want to see an award show for
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: artists that aren't worth a million dollars. The people that
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: are really... making the music, that are out there in
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: the lounges, that are out there working on the cruise ships,
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: the people that are actually bringing you music. God bless Madonna.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: She doesn't need seven more VMAs. God bless her. The
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: album is great. She's great. But she moves like an
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: old woman. And I'm not bashing her by saying that.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I love her. But she moves like an old lady.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: It's okay to say. Meanwhile, while I'm watching the VMAs,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I have my sister on the phone crying her eyes out.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: She was so upset. Just crying. Chucky, I don't know
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: what I'm going to do. I have 11 medications after
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: this brain surgery. I can't afford the co-pays. I won't
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: be able to take my medicine. That's how we want
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Americans to live.
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• 36:56
  Speaker 1: You have to be proud.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Hey everyone, it's Carell, and I want to invite you
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: to stream my new single, You Have to Be Proud,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: on Swishcraft Music. You Have to Be Proud, by Carell.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Go stream it, go march to it, go wave your
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: rainbow flags and piss off MAGA to it. Do whatever
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: you need to do to remind yourself and others, we
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: are stronger than ever, and they can't have our pride.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: You have to be strong.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Showtime is here.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: No time to fear.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Corral is so near because Showtime is here.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: So on with the show.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Let's give it a go. Corral is the one that
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you need to know.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: You know, my sister has a Hispanic congressperson or senator
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: that my friend Hannah knows her staff or his staff.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: So she's reached out to them today. We're trying to
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: call the senators, the Congress people, and say, look what's
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: happening to people in your district. What are you going
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: to do about this? But they'll do, you know, what
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: can they do? The Supreme Court told him he could
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: do it. The Supreme Court, I swear to God, even
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: more than Donald Trump, the most detrimental thing during Trump's
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: term has been the Supreme Court. And fuck Joe Biden
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: for not expanding it. And fuck Joe Biden for not
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: having Merrick Garland go after Trump with everything that he had.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I know that's an unpopular opinion, but fuck
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: Joe Biden. He put us here. He put us right here.
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: He announced he was running again when he shouldn't have.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: He should have allowed a Democratic primary to happen with
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: a candidate that could have beaten Donald Trump. But while
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: he was president, he should have put Donald Trump's ass
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: in jail. His Department of Justice should have dismantled the
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: Epstein files and put every single one of those people
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: from Robert Krafton down the line in jail. No, he didn't.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: He was too busy bumping into fucking walls. Maybe y'all
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: think Joe Biden is a saint. I don't. I blame
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: him for where we are right now. He did this
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: to us. He did not step aside. He said he
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: was going to be a one-term president. And then his
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: ego got him. And then, at the last minute, steps aside.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: So the only candidate to run against Trump was a
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: black woman that was unpopular even with her base. I
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: like her. I thought she would have been great. But
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: her base did not. Democrats did not like her. No
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: time for a primary. No time to choose any other candidate.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: And while he was in office, he did not throw
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Trump in jail. Thanks, Joe. Thanks, Joe. Don't tell me
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: the Epstein files were sealed until 2025. A president can
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: unseal them. Don't tell me what Joe Biden could not
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: do as we now see what a president that is
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: motivated can do. So you mean to tell me Donald
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Trump can just have everything his way and no one
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: can stop him? But if Biden had wanted to unseal
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: the files in 2022, someone would have stopped him? Stop that.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Quit excusing the man. He is the reason we are here.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: And no one wants to say it. No good Democrat
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: wants to say it. I'll say it. Joe Biden is
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: the reason we are in this mess today. He appointed
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: Merrick Garland a complete and total fucking waste of time.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: He did not insist that Donald Trump and all of
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: his accessories get prosecuted. And he didn't go after the
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: perpetrators in the Epstein files. He was a fucking waste.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Then he wanted to hold on to power like an
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: old rich white man. And cost us the election. That's
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: the truth. Of Joe Biden. Now you can deal with
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: that or not. But I only speak the truth. And
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: that is the truth. And now we have this. You know. Oh. Oh,
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about checks and balances. There
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: were checks and balances. Fuck checks and balances. A fascist
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: neo-Nazi was rising to power on your term, on your watch.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: He watched Donald Trump rise to power. And he didn't
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: stop him. Oh, Democrats said that Donald Trump was the
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: biggest threat to democracy in the world. Kamala Harris said
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: that time and time again. You know, Hillary Clinton said
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: it time and time again. Joe Biden said it time
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: and time again. But did any of those fucks do
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: anything to stop the biggest threat to democracy in the
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: entire world? Oh, no, no, checks and balances, checks and balances.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: And then Trump gets in and throws checks and balances
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: out the window and does whatever the fuck he wants
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: and everyone just sits back and let him. I want
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: someone to go in there and do for good what
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump has done for evil. Ignore checks and balances
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: if it's for the good of the country, if it's
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: to stop a fascist from rising to power and hurting Americans.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know about you, but I'm hurting. My credit
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: card debt is now $ 19, 000. Would one of you like
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: to pay it? Because I sure as fuck can't. And why?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Because soy milk is $ 40. Because a fill up of
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: gas is $ 90. HOA has gone up $ 200 a month. Electricity,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: $ 175 to $ 80 a month. Everything. And Biden could have
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: stopped it all. Could have stopped it all by stopping
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Donald Trump. But no, he was good for campaigning. He
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: was good for fundraising. It raised a lot of money,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: scaring everybody about the greatest threat to democracy. Why stop
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: the greatest threat to democracy when you can profit off him?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: It was a money game. They scared us into giving
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: them money to win, and then they lost. Oh, Lord.
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: What?
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: What?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, what? And the Democrats still do nothing. You know?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: The Democrats. And you're all, the Supreme Court wouldn't allow it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: Joe Biden should have expanded the Supreme Court. There should
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: be 15 justices on that court and most liberal. He
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: could have stacked the court. He could have. He completely
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: could have expanded the court. Last week was the anniversary
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: of the founding of the Supreme Court. It got founded
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: with six justices. It doesn't have to be what it
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: is today. He could have added three more liberal justices
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: under Joe Biden. They could have added the seats, and
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: then they could have put in the people they wanted.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: And right now, Trump would be being struck down at
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: every single turn. But did Joe Biden expand the court?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: People were screaming for him to expand the court. I was.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: You were. Politicians were. The voting public was. Expand the court.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: Expand the court. Oh, but no. No, I'm going to
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: work with my friends across the aisle. Those aren't your
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: fucking friends. An alligator can't be your friend. It'll bite
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: your arm off when it's ready. Oh, see? Look at me.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Just look. This is why Stephanie Miller is famous and
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not, or not anymore. I used to be famous,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: very famous. But this is why she, because she doesn't
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: get this upset. Why would she? She's a millionaire. Why
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: wouldn't Stephanie Miller just sit there and joke every day
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: about stuff and make it all laughable and palatable and
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: make it all fun? Her sister hasn't just been told
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: she's not a citizen. Her sister's not going to be
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: cut off of all of these programs. She's not going
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: to have to end up paying for all of that
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: when she doesn't have the money to do it. So
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: why wouldn't she just have a fun show where they
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: criticize Trump, but in a fun and happy way? I
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: can't find the humor in it. I can't. I can't
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: find the humor in people like my sister going to
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: their post office box today and finding out that they
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: are being thrown off of their life's blood because some
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: computer says they're not a citizen when they are. Because
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: a Supreme Court, which should have been stacked with liberals,
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: allowed Donald Trump to yet again stomp on our rights
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: and freedoms. I just can't make jokes out of that.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I can't. I'm sorry. That's why I'm not making the
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: money of any of the other hosts. I just, I
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: can't do it. It's not funny to me. The loss
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: of America is not funny to me. I can't joke
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: about it. And yes, I'm sweaty. It's humid in Las Vegas.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: It is so humid. It might rain today. And when
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: you live in a desert, you become not used to humidity.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: And when the humidity is 30% or 40% outside, which
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: isn't that much, but Las Vegas humidity is normally 8%
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: to 12%. Right now outside, it's 37%. I just am
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: clammy and sweaty because of the humidity. And I don't
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: want to yell. I don't want to be this. I
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: would rather do a weekly Life in Segments and not
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: do this because I'm so mad right now. I'm mad
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: at Joe Biden. I am really mad at Joe Biden.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: He did this to us. I'm mad at the Democrats.
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: They let this happen to us. I'm mad at the
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: Democrats for the last two years telling us there's nothing
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: they can do. Wait to the midterms. That's easy for
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: you to fucking say. You've got millions of dollars in
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: the bank. The price of gas doesn't affect you, Nancy Pelosi,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: or any of them, Cory Booker or Hakeem Jeffries. Meanwhile,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: the Republicans are taking a literal corpse into the Senate
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: so he can vote. He has to even be told
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: which way to vote. No one's saying that's wrong. No
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: one's saying Mitch McConnell should be expelled. He can't even speak.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: He has not spoken to the press at all. He
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: can't speak. We are bringing a living corpse, an animated corpse,
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: into the Senate every day so they can prod him
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: to vote their way because they have no shame. They
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: don't care. I want Democrats that don't care. I want
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Democrats that don't care about checks and balances. They just
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: care about getting the job done. Are we going to
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: get them? I don't know. I don't know. Yes, Stephanie
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: Miller makes Trump entertaining and everybody wins. Absolutely. I agree.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I agree. She's great at it. She's great at it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: I can't. I'm a funny person. I have a great
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: sense of humor. I can't make Trump funny. Of course,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: I probably couldn't have joked about Hitler either. Not if
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: my family was being carted off. A member of my
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: family has just been told she is not a U.S.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: citizen by the federal fucking government and cut off because
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: of Donald Trump wanting to win the midterms. Let that
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: sink in. A member of my family has been told
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: she is not an American citizen and has to prove
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: that she is, and until then has been cut off
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: of her meager benefits because Donald Trump wants to win
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: the midterms. How do we make that funny? How do
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I joke around the table about that? I can't. You know,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: I can't. So, you know, I care too much. You
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: know what I was happiest this weekend when I was
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen with the fermenter filming? I'm filming a
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: segment for you guys with the fermenter. And I was
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: so happy. I was so happy. I wasn't thinking about Trump.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, the cost was, you know, the soy milk
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: and such. But I was about health, gut health. I
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: was thinking about cooking. dealing with cooking thermometers and camera settings,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: and I was having a ball. Just had a ball
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: this weekend filming in the kitchen. I loved it. I
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: loved filming in the kitchen. I loved all of it. Today,
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I'm mad. I'm angry. I'm mad that I was an
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: innovator in talk radio, that I was the first gay
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: couple in history that on KGO, I was the only
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: gay host, and I went through all the shit that
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: they threw at me at KGO and KFI, and what
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: have I got to show for it? That angers me.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: And part of it's because I'm gay. In this country,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: I could not get a job in radio being gay. Oh,
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: you see them out there at the VMAs, and you
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: see the People News correspondent and the Entertainment News correspondent,
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: and they're all 20. Even Steven, my friend Steve Cabral,
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: he said, do you feel like you're watching the Mickey
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Mouse Club? He goes, every person interviewing on the red
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: carpet is like 20. All the audiences, there were audience
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: members in braces, not making that up. There were audience
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: members in braces. And then half the performers were under 25.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: And I had no clue who they were. And I'm like, yeah, no,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I felt like I shouldn't almost have been watching. Like,
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: this show's not for me. But then there was Madonna
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: and a tribute to George Michael and Taylor Swift. And,
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: you know, there was Nirvana. They got an award and
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: the three of them were there. They don't normally hang
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: out together. It was cool to see the three of
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: them back together again. Talking about Kurt Cobain, who would
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: not get a record deal today, FYI. Madonna would not
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: get a record deal today, FYI. If Madonna was 67
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: years old and made the best album ever but wasn't
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: signed to a label, she wouldn't get signed. And that's
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: the truth. If she was unknown or just a lesser known,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: just a lesser known artist, and then came out with
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: this incredible album, Confessions 2, and wanted to bring it
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: to Warner Brothers, they wouldn't sign her today at 67.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't. They wouldn't.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Patriot!
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: Now remember, the word is F-U-N-K, funk, honey. Do you
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: want to funk? Do you want to funk, baby?
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Do you, do you, do you? Do you, do you,
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: do you? Do you, do you, do you?
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, it's Carell. Go stream Do You Want to Funk?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: My tribute to Sylvester. Everywhere you get your music. Carell,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: do you want to funk?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Now it's showtime.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: All right, we are back. About to finish up. Sorry
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: I was yelling and screaming. I'm just angry today. I
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: can't believe what they're doing to my sister. It's just ridiculous.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: What else is going on? Motorcyclist dies on Fort Apache. Well,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: that's right near me. And I ride a motorcycle. Great.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: Andrew Bailey, Deputy Director of the FBI, leaves. Probably because
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: he can't get along with Kash Patel. What else? Oh, great.
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: A gang rape at Cornell University frat house. Wonderful. Oh, yeah,
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Trump's campaign ads that he's airing, they're so disgusting, and
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: we're paying for them. A seated president is running ads
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: for the Republican Party saying that you must defeat the
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: fake news and you must defeat the communists. He says that.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: He's calling Democrats communists while he is sucking Z's dick
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: in the White House. This is the most bizarre thing. Oh,
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: his ads are horrible. They're an insult. Trump approval slips
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: to historic low in Wall Street Journal survey. Yeah, how
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: anyone could approve, I don't even know. You know, I just, whatever.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Tracker season four, who cares? Godzilla minus zero is coming.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: That makes me happy. Let's see. Queer people named their
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: most disappointing gays. What? Now we're, now we're, really?
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Scott Besant, Tim Cook. Wow, okay. Those are disappointing gays.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Roy Cohn. Yeah, that's disappointing. Gay Maga. Yep. Troy Savant. Yeah,
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: he's kind of a disappointing gay. Perez Hilton. Yes. Boy George. Yep.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know why they're picking on Billy Porter. I
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: like him. Andy Cohen. Yep. Ellen DeGeneres. Now I like her. Liberace. Oh,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: he's been gone. No one cares. Speaker Mike Johnson, well,
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: he's not out. Lindsey Graham, he's dead, but he was terrible.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Who else? Caitlyn Jenner, yep. Well, actually, I agree with
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: them as their most disappointing gays, actually. They're pretty disappointing. So, yeah.
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: So that's what's in the news today, pretty much. Trump
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: asked China's president if he wanted to buy U.S. arms.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Ambassador says, oh, great. Trump brought Venezuelan gold to the U.S.,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: but refineries won't touch it. Great. Gouged. Why Americans are
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: being ripped off and what to do about it. You can't.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Why do you think I'm making my own yogurt and
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: my own kimchi and everything else? I just can't afford
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: the grocery store. Plus, it's better for me. But the
• 56:43
  Speaker 2: grocery store is just too expensive. Just way too much.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: What else? Yep. Trump has Z. You want to buy
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: American weapons? Z is funding the war in Iran. Do
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: this math. Iran has harmed our economy and the world's
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: economy almost irreparably, while the rich have exponentially gotten richer.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: First of all, there's that. While we are suffering, the
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: rich are getting exponentially richer by the day off of
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: our suffering. That's the first thing. Trump had a chance
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: to end Iran and open the strait over the weekend.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: He said no. And he's meeting with Xi and showing
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: him the red carpet when China is funding Iran in
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: the war. China is supplying Iran with weapons. China is
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: funding Iran in the war. So Donald Trump made dinner
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: for and had a lovely reception for the communist, which
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: allegedly we hate, the communist who is funding the war
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: that is crippling Americans. Just figure that out. Let that
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: sit in. We are spending taxpayer money on receptions for
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: the person that is helping to fund the war that
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: is crippling us. A communist. I can, I, yeah. You know,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: I just can't even. And of course, Russia's funding Iran
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: as well.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: And they're fighting in Ukraine. And he's sucking up to Putin.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: I can't anymore. I don't see how we last two
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: more years, even with a Democratic House and Senate. I
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: don't see how we last two more years. I don't.
• 59:07
  Speaker 2: He'll still have executive privilege. He'll still have executive orders,
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: and he will still speak for the United States around
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: the world that hates us now. There was a memo
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: leaked last week from some country that said we can
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: no longer rely upon the United States as an ally.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Canada hates us. Our northern, normally friend, hates us. Hates us.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: Canada hates us. The UK is beginning to hate us
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: or pretty much hates us. We are becoming the most
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: hated nation in the world outside of Israel. You know?
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: And our support of Israel, blindly, is causing more people
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: to hate us. You know what I didn't hear last
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: night at all at the VMAs? And I wonder if
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: they told everybody. I didn't hear anyone say free Palestine.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Not one winner. Not one presenter. Nobody. And normally you
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: would have. So I wonder if they said, we'll bleep
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: you if you even try. No one made an Ed
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: Sheeran joke. No one made a Macklemore joke. The VMAs
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: missed a big opportunity to have Macklemore present. And why?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Why didn't you hear it? Who owns Paramount? Because the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: VMAs are Paramount. MTV is owned by Paramount. Who owns
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Paramount and Paramount Plus? Larry and David Ellison, Donald Trump's
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: best friends. So I'm sure that everyone last night was
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: told there'll be no talk of Palestine. There'll be no
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: condemnation of Israel. You will just go out there, sing, dance,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: collect your awards, and that's it. I'm sure they were told.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they were. Yeah. All right. I am Carell.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: You be who you want to be. So I'm going
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: to hurt you, buddy. I'm sorry I got so angry
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: today and did the show that I really kind of
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: didn't want to do. But my sister is being told
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: she's not an American citizen because Donald Trump wants to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: eliminate her. And we're paying through the.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: Nose for everything, and it's.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: Just wearing a pin on me. I will get my
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: head better, and I will have a lot more fun
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: showing my ass.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: I promise you.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I'll be more like Stephanie Miller tomorrow. I'll make fun
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: of everything.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: It's broadcasting from a completely different point of view.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: Yours.
• 1:01:29
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• 1:01:41
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• 1:01:46
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• 1:01:48
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• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: Yours.
• 1:01:53
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