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Glued buttcheeks · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_02: So this has gotta be an example of common thinking or and this happens on multiple scales, I think in in our our world altogether.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I'll pretend like this someone invents an electric car, and then four other people across the globe also invent an electric car almost at the exact same time.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_02: That may have happened.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_02: And and so there's the that's like a bigger version of it.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_02: But then there's like the the common thinking uh and and because I swear when I heard this, and and I mean it could just be uh somebody that heard the story and said, I'm gonna ask my significant other, and we're just gonna make up a social media video for people to talk about.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: But I want you to listen to this because this is what this guy asks his wife.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: Would you leave me if I cheated on you?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: Would I leave you?
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you cheated on me.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, just hypothetically.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_00: If if you cheated on me, I feel like I can't leave you because you're the father to my children.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_00: But if you cheated on me, I would give you all of the laxatives in the world and I would gorilla glue your butt cheeks together.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_00: You'd never be able to get those things apart.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: Noted.
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  SPEAKER_02: Noted.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: Noted.
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  SPEAKER_02: Um duly noted.
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  SPEAKER_02: So this pops up that this question was asked, and I said, wait a minute.
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  SPEAKER_02: I said, Tiffany just told me this story the other day.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: I literally had to research.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yes, this is I I just want to point out this is what our day consists of.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: Researching stories like this.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_02: And it literally happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh Sheila or yes, Sheila Osman is accused of making uh of taking revenge to a whole new level after allegedly discovering that her husband had been cheating.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: According to the story, weeks of suspicious behavior, late night uh texts, mysterious errands, and a phone that um practically became an extra body part.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_02: Well the signs, right?
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_02: I see it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Convinced her that her husband, Larry, was being unfaithful.
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  SPEAKER_02: Instead of launching into a screaming match, she allegedly played the long game.
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  SPEAKER_02: Investigators investigate.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now there's cops involved.
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  SPEAKER_02: So of course the real thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Investigators say she waited until Larry was fast asleep, then made a late night trip to the garage around 2 a.m.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh there she reportedly grabbed a bottle of gorilla glue.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: He must have been a deep sleeper, by the way, for this to happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: She gotta spread those cheeks to get that gorilla glue in between them.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_02: Do you have to spread it or can he just trickle it down?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and he must sleep naked too.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_01: Now I'm really getting into it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: So uh grabbed the gorilla glue and uh put together the revenge plan that would leave her husband in a very sticky situation.
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  SPEAKER_02: I didn't write this.
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  SPEAKER_02: The next morning, Larry reportedly woke up in complete panic, shouting for help after realizing because he probably had to take a morning constitution.
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  SPEAKER_02: Something was seriously wrong.
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  SPEAKER_02: Before long, an ambulance was at the scene.
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  SPEAKER_02: Neighbors were peeking through the blinds, and Larry was reportedly escorted out, wrapped in a blanket while trying to preserve what little dignity he had left left.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_02: Now, goes on to say, needless to say, it wasn't exactly the wake-up call he was expecting.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_01: So this is a real story.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, and I read this, I read this story, and she also gave him what's the laxatives?
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, what is it Mylanta or something like that?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_01: They specifically named whatever it was.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was like Metamusle or Mylanta.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, I don't I don't think I've ever taken a laxative.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: Actually, I've never had problems with that with that.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_01: Nope, you have not.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_01: So I don't remember the name of it.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: But yes, she she put some of that in like uh whatever his drink was at the very end of the night.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_01: So she really premeditated all of this.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_02: Well, okay.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: So it's true.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: It really did happen.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: The fact that that she's at he's asking her the the hypothetical question, it's like, oh, you heard the story.
• 4:02
  SPEAKER_01: Also, you know what?
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: If I was, if I got cheated on, I also would play the long game.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think I would do it to that degree, but I have absolutely held on, collected the information like I'm my own private investigator.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you are, and then dropped the bomb.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: What it w like he couldn't?