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- 0:29Speaker 1: When I lead this hour from La La Land, as
- 0:35Speaker 1: everyone biting their fingernails waiting to find out what's going
- 0:38Speaker 1: to happen. Will the greatest defensive player the last generation
- 0:43Speaker 1: joined the current greatest defensive player for a super duper
- 0:47Speaker 1: team in the NFL. Well Miles Garrett shared his thoughts
- 0:51Speaker 1: on the possibility of Aaron Donald coming out of retirement
- 0:57Speaker 1: to form a voltrom on defense for the Rams, and
- 1:02Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard what he said or not,
- 1:04Speaker 1: perhaps not speaking on some podcast with friends and family,
- 1:08Speaker 1: Garrett said, quote he doesn't want to pressure Aaron Donald.
- 1:12Speaker 1: He said, I don't want to pressure Aaron Donald. And
- 1:14Speaker 1: he respects that Aaron Donald retired feeling fulfilled after his
- 1:19Speaker 1: career with the Rams won a Super Bowl, a bunch
- 1:22Speaker 1: of Defensive Player of the Year awards. I believe he's
- 1:25Speaker 1: the Rams all time sacks king all that stuff. Of course,
- 1:28Speaker 1: the sack record doesn't go back to the beginning of football.
- 1:31Speaker 1: That's a different conversation. So then Miles Garrett added that
- 1:35Speaker 1: if Donald feels the itch for another another one, he'd
- 1:40Speaker 1: be happy to have it. He also claimed that they
- 1:43Speaker 1: haven't talked yet, but definitely expect to talk soon. Oh
- 1:48Speaker 1: that's good to know. I'm very happy that they're gonna
- 1:50Speaker 1: have a talk. Garrett quote continued, He said, I don't
- 1:54Speaker 1: know what his plans are meeting Aaron Donald, but a
- 1:58Speaker 1: lot of people are excited and thrilled about the possibility
- 2:02Speaker 1: of him coming back. Close quote all right, so that's
- 2:04Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question,
- 2:09Speaker 1: how do these comments from Miles Garrett on a possible
- 2:13Speaker 1: Aaron Donald Ram's return. How do they hit you? How
- 2:19Speaker 1: do they hit you? So my thoughts, I've got spiritual journey,
- 2:23Speaker 1: Jimmy Johns and land O Lakes, and we'll combine all
- 2:29Speaker 1: of these things together and we are going to change
- 2:33Speaker 1: the world. Unless we're not, because our buddy Billy does
- 2:36Speaker 1: that every week, so we don't need to do that,
- 2:38Speaker 1: all right, A how do these comments hit you? They
- 2:42Speaker 1: are measured, you know how when you bake something you
- 2:45Speaker 1: got to measure all the ingredients that it's like baking,
- 2:48Speaker 1: they're measured. Miles Garrett is walking the ultimate tightrope here,
- 2:52Speaker 1: giving a masterclass on tiptoeing a little tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe
- 3:00Speaker 1: and choosing his words very carefully, so carefully. It sounds
- 3:05Speaker 1: like he's trying to diffuse a bomb, is what he's
- 3:10Speaker 1: trying to do. Now, why all the caution? Why would
- 3:12Speaker 1: you be so who cares? It doesn't matter? But because
- 3:16Speaker 1: Garrett doesn't want to be the guy who interrupts Aaron
- 3:19Speaker 1: Donald on his spiritual journey through the weight room? Is
- 3:24Speaker 1: that what that is? His spiritual journey through the weight room?
- 3:26Speaker 1: As we understand it, the thirty five year old Aaron
- 3:30Speaker 1: Donald is currently locked in the lab. It's a gymnasium,
- 3:34Speaker 1: it's a weight room, and he is testing to see
- 3:37Speaker 1: if his engine has a few more high speed miles
- 3:40Speaker 1: left in it. And so he's out there in the
- 3:43Speaker 1: garage and revving up the old engine like it's a
- 3:46Speaker 1: cherry red nineteen sixty eight Mustang. Now, remember he walked
- 3:51Speaker 1: away with a flawless Hall of Fame resume, and that
- 3:56Speaker 1: was back in twenty twenty four. Now, lately he's been
- 4:00Speaker 1: playing a little footsie. That's what he's been doing here.
- 4:03Speaker 1: It's been flirting with the idea and admitted that Miles
- 4:06Speaker 1: Garrett that trade got him thinking, Hey, wait a minute,
- 4:10Speaker 1: I can have Aaron Donald on one side and Miles
- 4:13Speaker 1: Garrett on the other and so man, I see if
- 4:15Speaker 1: that fire can light back up. Stay tuned developing hot
- 4:20Speaker 1: dot dot dot. Meanwhile, to Tampa, one of the top
- 4:23Speaker 1: defensive players of the NFL is not happy with his contract.
- 4:27Speaker 1: That's always fun. You know, a lot of us are
- 4:30Speaker 1: not happy with what we're paid, but we still show
- 4:32Speaker 1: up to work. Well, I bring this up because the
- 4:34Speaker 1: Bucks coach Todd Bowles better SoundBite than coach Todd Bowles.
- 4:38Speaker 1: We like Todd Bowles because he doesn't say the normal stuff.
- 4:42Speaker 1: So Todd Bowles was asked about Vita Vea, the defensive tackle,
- 4:48Speaker 1: the big fat guy in the middle there and the
- 4:50Speaker 1: fact that he's been absence from the OTAs the mandatory
- 4:54Speaker 1: mini camp. So he called it. Todd Bowles, he said
- 4:58Speaker 1: it was non concerning, said not concerning, and something the
- 5:03Speaker 1: team has dealt with before, so it says nothing. You know,
- 5:07Speaker 1: it's just essentially mumbo jumbo. Right, It didn't seem annoyed,
- 5:11Speaker 1: And the fact that he wasn't annoyed, of course, annoyed
- 5:14Speaker 1: other people who were annoyed for Todd Bowles, the coach
- 5:18Speaker 1: of the Buccaneers, because what are you doing. You're supposed
- 5:21Speaker 1: to be upset. This is your top defensive player and
- 5:25Speaker 1: you're not angry. He's not on the field. Oh my god,
- 5:30Speaker 1: So I word thewise the question why is coach Todd
- 5:35Speaker 1: Bowles so indifferent with the top defensive player on the Bucks,
- 5:40Speaker 1: vide Vea conducting a hold in during the mandatory mini camp.
- 5:46Speaker 1: So my theory, I'm using some psychobabble. Todd Bowles is
- 5:51Speaker 1: basically a farmer's insurance commercial with a whistle. He knows
- 5:57Speaker 1: a thing or two because he's seen a thing or two,
- 6:01Speaker 1: and star players upset with their contract skipping OTAs that
- 6:06Speaker 1: is not a crisis. That is a random Thursday in
- 6:11Speaker 1: the NFL this time of the year. And so Todd
- 6:13Speaker 1: Bowles is treating Videvea like the guy who called in
- 6:17Speaker 1: sick at Jimmy John's and it's like, hey, we'll make
- 6:20Speaker 1: the sandwiches somehow, and the smells are still free, so
- 6:24Speaker 1: why panic. And if you look at it, Vea entering
- 6:28Speaker 1: the final year of a four year, seventy one million
- 6:32Speaker 1: dollar extension and you're very concerned about him paying his
- 6:36Speaker 1: mortgage and all the car payments. He's due seventeen million.
- 6:40Speaker 1: There is no guaranteed money, So that means.
- 6:43Speaker 2: That is.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Veya's leverage, right balls leverage, complete and utter indifference. That's
- 6:52Speaker 1: his leverage. And he's been there, He's done that, been
- 6:55Speaker 1: down this road. He knows these contract dances always end
- 6:58Speaker 1: up the same way because it's a lot easier just
- 7:02Speaker 1: to take a contract then go get a real job
- 7:04Speaker 1: and earn some money, an honest job. So while everyone
- 7:07Speaker 1: else is hyperventilating, Todd Bowles is relaxed and he's calm
- 7:13Speaker 1: and la la la la, la, la, la la la.
- 7:16Speaker 1: He's just sitting on his porch in a rocking chair
- 7:19Speaker 1: and he's whiggling a piece of wood. We don't know
- 7:21Speaker 1: where he got the piece of wood, but he's whiggling
- 7:23Speaker 1: the piece of wood. Not losing any sleep over the
- 7:27Speaker 1: attendance in June that's not happening. And we know that
- 7:32Speaker 1: when training camp begins, and then obviously the end of
- 7:35Speaker 1: training camp and then the season, that's where the real
- 7:38Speaker 1: roll call begins. That's where it matters a little more.
- 7:41Speaker 1: We can dance around it.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Now.
- 7:42Speaker 1: We actually have talk shows to do right now, So
- 7:45Speaker 1: we talk about this and then we'll see if you're
- 7:47Speaker 1: willing to take that nosedive vide vea. Then all right,
- 7:52Speaker 1: Now last word to Jersey we go. Now, if you've
- 7:56Speaker 1: been with the show a long time, you know that
- 7:58Speaker 1: years ago, when it was a young quarterback at West Virginia,
- 8:03Speaker 1: there was a kerfluffle that took place between a gas
- 8:07Speaker 1: bag does the night show here at Fox may or
- 8:10Speaker 1: may not be named Ben Maller talking to the third person,
- 8:13Speaker 1: and that West Virginia quarterback. So I've always been gravitating
- 8:20Speaker 1: towards stories about that former West Virginia quarterback. So I
- 8:23Speaker 1: read that quarterback Gino Smith has impressed the Jets, and
- 8:28Speaker 1: that got my attention. I said, whoa really does he
- 8:33Speaker 1: know magic tricks? Maybe he hung out with Karra top
- 8:35Speaker 1: out in Vegas and he learned some prop comedy and
- 8:37Speaker 1: he was impressing the Jets coaches with prop comedy. Well,
- 8:41Speaker 1: Frank Wright, the terrible head coach who everyone loves, the
- 8:45Speaker 1: current Jets offensive coordinator. He called them up and said, hey,
- 8:51Speaker 1: how would you like to coach the Jets offense? I
- 8:54Speaker 1: don't know. I got some white walls on the other line.
- 8:57Speaker 1: Somebody wants to buy anyway. Frank Wryke at the Tory
- 9:00Speaker 1: minichamp said, I'm not making this up.
- 9:02Speaker 2: This.
- 9:02Speaker 1: I thought this was ai. I thought this might have
- 9:04Speaker 1: been some of those fake accounts, online satire accounts. Frank
- 9:09Speaker 1: Reich said, quote, I am just so impressed by Gino.
- 9:13Speaker 1: I cannot express that enough. Man. He is on point,
- 9:19Speaker 1: his preparation is top notch, his football mind is elite.
- 9:24Speaker 1: Quotes quote all right, question, I'm not making that that
- 9:28Speaker 1: was a legitimate quote.
- 9:29Speaker 3: I know.
- 9:30Speaker 1: Then that's sounded like, oh, this has gotta be fake.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Come on, question, does Jets' offensive fortinator Frank Reich realize
- 9:37Speaker 1: how dumb, the dumb, dumb dumb he sounds praising Geno Smith?
- 9:43Speaker 1: So I will say, yes he does. He's just getting
- 9:47Speaker 1: paid a nice, big fat check. And that's what this
- 9:50Speaker 1: is about. It was robotic, methodically regurgitating sportscliche dot com
- 9:58Speaker 1: while you are a slobbering slapper Sla, I'm a slava
- 10:00Speaker 1: all over Gina and Frank Reich, the Jets offensive coordinator,
- 10:04Speaker 1: praising Geno Smith. It's kind of like a shady realtor
- 10:08Speaker 1: bragging about the hallway. Yeah, I know the bathrooms need upgrading.
- 10:14Speaker 1: In the kitchen's not very good and the bedrooms are small.
- 10:16Speaker 1: But man, that hallway, who good? Walking good walking up
- 10:21Speaker 1: and down that hallway. Man alive, You're very lucky if
- 10:24Speaker 1: you get this house, because that hallway, they tell you
- 10:26Speaker 1: a lot of people are gonna be impressed when they
- 10:28Speaker 1: walk down that hallway. He later on, so thick, How
- 10:31Speaker 1: thick did he land on? Frank Reich? Later on, so thick.
- 10:34Speaker 1: I thought he was auditioning for a land o' lakes
- 10:37Speaker 1: butter commercial. Thought he was trying to there. But Frank
- 10:43Speaker 1: Reich sounded like a guy trying to convince himself. The
- 10:46Speaker 1: time share was a really good investment. They got free
- 10:49Speaker 1: show tickets in Vegas and they got the time share
- 10:52Speaker 1: and it's a really good investment. And it's an open
- 10:55Speaker 1: secret that Gino Gino Smith has very thin skin. And
- 11:02Speaker 1: we know from his days in Seattle and with the
- 11:04Speaker 1: Raiders he needs to be coddle and praised at all times,
- 11:09Speaker 1: or else he's going to have a hissy fit. And
- 11:12Speaker 1: so Frank w Reich he also must think. Part of
- 11:14Speaker 1: Frank Wright must think the Jets fans, I guess didn't
- 11:18Speaker 1: pay any attention last year when Gino led the Raiders
- 11:22Speaker 1: to the top pick in the twenty twenty six NFL draft.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Of course this would be gaslighting. It's more likely than
- 11:29Speaker 1: not that deep down, if you were to give Frank
- 11:33Speaker 1: Reich some truth sor him the Jets offensive coordinator would
- 11:37Speaker 1: say he does not believe a word that he said.
- 11:41Speaker 1: He does not and he just again has to say it,
- 11:44Speaker 1: reminding Jets fans, don't worry. We will lie to your
- 11:49Speaker 1: face and insult your intelligence and your memory and all
- 11:54Speaker 1: of that. And remember the highlight of Geno Smith not
- 11:58Speaker 1: only getting the top pick for the Raiders, the embarrassment
- 12:00Speaker 1: of that franchise they reached rock bottom last year. Gino
- 12:04Speaker 1: also the highlight in Sin City. He was wandering off
- 12:08Speaker 1: the field, believe it was before halftime, and he reminded
- 12:11Speaker 1: everyone that he's a big bird watcher and he wanted
- 12:14Speaker 1: everyone to watch the bird. The bird is the word.
- 12:16Speaker 1: The bird is the word and the bird, of course
- 12:20Speaker 1: number one. He told the Raider fans. Right there, you're
- 12:24Speaker 1: number one, and off right off the field the bird, bird, bird,
- 12:28Speaker 1: So there you go, Silver and Black fans, you get
- 12:31Speaker 1: the bird. As Gino was writing the Vomit Comet, and
- 12:35Speaker 1: he did it very well. So the Jets aren't tanking,
- 12:39Speaker 1: wink wink wink. They're pre tanking, which is somehow worse
- 12:43Speaker 1: than actual things, because you can't tank till the season begins.
- 12:46Speaker 1: Then you start tanking. Right now, they're preparing for the slaughter.
- 12:51Speaker 1: They're not technically tanking, and they're hoping their next savior,
- 12:56Speaker 1: the next Messiah, which conventional wisdom would say would be
- 13:00Speaker 1: Arch Manning. We'll come in there. Of course, there are
- 13:04Speaker 1: people that say Art does want to play for the Jets,
- 13:06Speaker 1: and the Manning family doesn't want to play for the Jets,
- 13:08Speaker 1: so it's a moot point. Even if the Jets get
- 13:10Speaker 1: the topic, Arch Manning will say, no, I'm gonna still
- 13:13Speaker 1: do these Panini commercials in Austin, and I'm not going
- 13:17Speaker 1: to play for the team in New York. I'm not
- 13:20Speaker 1: or New Jersey. I'm not doing it. So that's it. Sorry,
- 13:24Speaker 1: Sucker is not gonna happen.
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- 14:37Speaker 1: So our lead story this hour. We'll get back to
- 14:40Speaker 1: the commercials in a minute. We pause now for the monologue.
- 14:42Speaker 1: So our lead this hour is from Lebron Lane. Lebron
- 14:47Speaker 1: not Lebron James. Lebron Lane. Another day, another fresh crop
- 14:53Speaker 1: of chatter and speculation and backfence talk. Now, I'm assuming
- 14:59Speaker 1: you not obsessed with this. We aren't either. We have
- 15:03Speaker 1: a show to do and so we do pay attention.
- 15:05Speaker 1: So if you've not heard the latest on this, maybe not.
- 15:08Speaker 1: The latest chatter is that Lebron James is likely returning
- 15:14Speaker 1: to the Lakers. Wink wink. A reunion is probable. It's
- 15:20Speaker 1: also been floated that Kevin Love I didn't even know
- 15:26Speaker 1: he was still playing Kevin Love, Well, he really wasn't playing.
- 15:29Speaker 1: He was on the Utah Jazz last year. Kevin Love
- 15:32Speaker 1: could also join the Lakers as well, former teammates singing
- 15:37Speaker 1: Kumbai ya there back in their caves days. Love is
- 15:41Speaker 1: an unrestricted free agent. He played thirty seven games in
- 15:45Speaker 1: Salt Lake City last year, not that anyone paid any attention.
- 15:50Speaker 1: And he's from southern California. Hey played at UCLA back
- 15:53Speaker 1: when people used to care about Usilea basketball, and that's
- 15:56Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. So let us discuss the
- 15:59Speaker 1: question are you on board with Lebron and Kevin Love
- 16:05Speaker 1: having a reunion? A calvs championship reunion with the Lakers.
- 16:10Speaker 1: So my observations, I've got Spider Man, EpiPen and dark Arts,
- 16:18Speaker 1: and we'll put all of these things together and we
- 16:20Speaker 1: are gonna go Cowabunga. Dude. Now, we always start with
- 16:24Speaker 1: number one, number one, number one, number one. Oh, I
- 16:31Speaker 1: said number one, all right. So to answer the question,
- 16:36Speaker 1: are you on board with Lebron and Kevin Love having
- 16:39Speaker 1: your reunion? Now, as you know, I'm a card carrying
- 16:41Speaker 1: member of the Laker haters society, me and Rob Parker.
- 16:44Speaker 1: So for comedic reasons, I think this would be great
- 16:48Speaker 1: to have Kevin Love and Lebron side by side. However,
- 16:52Speaker 1: if you ask me as a just a basketball observer,
- 16:56Speaker 1: I would give this the ultimate stink guy is what
- 16:58Speaker 1: I would give this. And people are making I feel
- 17:01Speaker 1: like people are making stuff up? Right now, do you
- 17:03Speaker 1: agree with me or not? Regarding Lebron James, It's it's farming,
- 17:08Speaker 1: it's it's engagement farming, and it's blatant like this is
- 17:12Speaker 1: the NBA's version of what if Spider Man thought that
- 17:18Speaker 1: Cocaine Bear, or if Spider Man popped up in the
- 17:21Speaker 1: they remade Shark Nato, they made another one and then
- 17:25Speaker 1: Spider Man got in there. Would he be eaten by
- 17:27Speaker 1: the sharks or the cocaine Bear? Would that come? I
- 17:30Speaker 1: don't know. It's a guessing game, right, we've officially entered.
- 17:33Speaker 1: But my old pal Tom Looney's used to say the
- 17:36Speaker 1: chaos theory of the universe where nobody knows anything, so
- 17:40Speaker 1: everyone says everything. For example, the other day, Bill Simmons
- 17:46Speaker 1: said he would bet his life that Lebron James signs
- 17:49Speaker 1: with the Golden State Wars. Now, I don't care how
- 17:52Speaker 1: much you love Lebron James or talking into a microphone,
- 17:56Speaker 1: would you really risk your life on a Lebron James take?
- 18:00Speaker 1: I mean, obviously no, it's hyperbole. I get it at
- 18:03Speaker 1: this point though. At this point it's just like, what
- 18:06Speaker 1: are we doing?
- 18:07Speaker 3: You know?
- 18:07Speaker 1: Meanwhile, there's chatter that Lebron is plotting to go back
- 18:12Speaker 1: to Cleveland, while others say no, no, no, no, the
- 18:17Speaker 1: Lakers are moving on from Lebron, that it's Luca's team
- 18:21Speaker 1: now and they're gonna hand pick players that Luca wants.
- 18:23Speaker 1: And by the way, why would the Lakers want a
- 18:26Speaker 1: washed up Kevin Love Love I believe he's thirty seven.
- 18:29Speaker 1: I think basically a weighted blanket at this point, comforting warm,
- 18:33Speaker 1: completely useless in the big picture. So to add him
- 18:36Speaker 1: and then Lebron, who's in his early forties, like, what
- 18:40Speaker 1: are they doing? Are they trying to get a run
- 18:43Speaker 1: in at the YMCA open gym? Knight at the YMCA?
- 18:49Speaker 1: What is that? And I think people just making crap
- 18:53Speaker 1: up right now? And why don't we make crap up?
- 18:57Speaker 1: Like for example, league source is not close to the
- 19:01Speaker 1: NBA tell us that Lebron would love to play with
- 19:03Speaker 1: Zildrunas Ilgoscis again. While it is true Agoscas is in
- 19:07Speaker 1: his early fifties, he has been working out on a
- 19:09Speaker 1: treadmill and is considering a comeback. And Lebron had such
- 19:13Speaker 1: a good time in Miami with Mario Chalmers, he's willing
- 19:16Speaker 1: to overlook Chalmers is in his early forties now and
- 19:19Speaker 1: would love to have him as a teammate again. You
- 19:22Speaker 1: see how that works, all right? Meanwhile, we go to
- 19:24Speaker 1: New York. It's parade day. It's parade day today, June eighteenth,
- 19:29Speaker 1: Big parade for the Knickerbockers. Well, James Dolan said, hey,
- 19:35Speaker 1: remember me, I'm the guy you all said couldn't win.
- 19:38Speaker 1: We won, you suckers. So the Knicks owner has publicly stated,
- 19:43Speaker 1: even before the parade that he will not allow the
- 19:49Speaker 1: Knicks to enter the NBA's second apron. I know you're
- 19:53Speaker 1: very concerned about aprons. How soon before somebody says that
- 19:58Speaker 1: sexist to say apron? Like, the NBA is so woke
- 20:01Speaker 1: they won't even use the word owner. They use the
- 20:04Speaker 1: term governor. Isn't apron offensive? Like, I mean, that's offensive
- 20:08Speaker 1: to people that use aprons? You think an apron is restrictive.
- 20:12Speaker 1: That's very that's very bad, borderline sexist by the NBA.
- 20:17Speaker 1: Get rid of the term apron. I'm offended for those
- 20:20Speaker 1: that are gonna be offended by the term apron anyway.
- 20:23Speaker 1: The NBA has got this punitive second apron thing, im
- 20:25Speaker 1: a jig. And James Dolan has announced that even after
- 20:29Speaker 1: the first title in over fifty years, he's not going
- 20:33Speaker 1: to go over that threshold. So if you didn't see
- 20:37Speaker 1: it or hear about this. Speaking on WFA and New York,
- 20:39Speaker 1: Dolan said, quote, we cannot go into the second apron.
- 20:43Speaker 1: He said, we're willing to stretch, but you know what
- 20:47Speaker 1: that means. But yeah, there's a certain thing or certain
- 20:52Speaker 1: things rather in the NBA that you'd have to be
- 20:56Speaker 1: suicidal to do. One of them is the second a apron.
- 21:00Speaker 1: Close quote. Now, Dolan went on to emphasize that writing
- 21:04Speaker 1: a as big a check as possible, but not one
- 21:10Speaker 1: that crosses the rubicon into that second apron. And he's
- 21:16Speaker 1: then said, well, it's not my call. It's Leon Rose,
- 21:19Speaker 1: the president. It's his call. Yeah, right, all right. Question,
- 21:23Speaker 1: what message is James Dolan sending to Knicks fans with
- 21:27Speaker 1: his pushback on the idea of spending whatever it takes,
- 21:33Speaker 1: including going into the second apron, to keep this team together.
- 21:37Speaker 1: So this is what's known as a push notification. Your
- 21:41Speaker 1: championship trial period has expired. Your credit card will be
- 21:46Speaker 1: charged thirty nine to ninety nine each month. Dolan's message
- 21:50Speaker 1: is simple, it's sharp, it's on brand. And here's what
- 21:55Speaker 1: Dolan said. He wrote a little text, congratulations on that
- 21:58Speaker 1: piece of metal. That's what Rob Manford calls championships a
- 22:01Speaker 1: piece of metal. I know it's basketball, not baseball, but
- 22:04Speaker 1: still congratulations on your little piece of metal and have
- 22:08Speaker 1: fun at your little parade. Nobody in any horse pow today,
- 22:11Speaker 1: like in Philadelphia or Cleveland, and that's it. But don't
- 22:16Speaker 1: get cute. Don't do not get cute. Daddy's not paying
- 22:20Speaker 1: the second Apron tax bill. That's it, your daddy. Dolan's
- 22:23Speaker 1: not doing it. Even a championship hangover has a budget.
- 22:27Speaker 1: And Dolan immediately had to remind every man, woman and
- 22:30Speaker 1: child that he is the hall monitor, James Dolan, and
- 22:35Speaker 1: that's it, and letting the Knicks fans know that Dolan
- 22:39Speaker 1: is going to Dolan and that's how it's going to be.
- 22:42Speaker 1: Despite a number one TV market in all the land
- 22:47Speaker 1: and deep pockets and lots of money to play with,
- 22:50Speaker 1: prepare for some downsizing and a little roster shuffle, do
- 22:55Speaker 1: the shuffle roster reshuffling. Based on the math, it would
- 23:01Speaker 1: appear that Dolan's comments are letting everyone know that Mitchell
- 23:05Speaker 1: Robinson will be missing foul shots for someone else in
- 23:07Speaker 1: the playoffs, and that former Clipper Landry Shammitt will sham
- 23:12Speaker 1: it all day and sham it all night for somebody else,
- 23:16Speaker 1: and they're free agents and they'll be gone. And Jose Albarado,
- 23:20Speaker 1: local guy he'd have to opt into his player option.
- 23:23Speaker 1: If he opts out, he'll be gone to In addition,
- 23:27Speaker 1: is it true that a popular player for popular people,
- 23:33Speaker 1: such as Carl Anthony Towns will be put on the
- 23:37Speaker 1: auctioning block to give the Knickerbockers a little leeway with
- 23:43Speaker 1: the Cap Towns, who played relatively well and low expectations
- 23:48Speaker 1: in the playoffs and had statistically the greatest plus minus
- 23:52Speaker 1: playoff run of all time. Karl Anthony Towns has a
- 23:56Speaker 1: fifty seven million dollars average anual value, which is the
- 24:02Speaker 1: snuff a luffagous in the room. Yeah, and oh, by
- 24:07Speaker 1: the way, they did film that Sesame Street over there
- 24:10Speaker 1: in the Queen's Astoria studios, which I did visit one time.
- 24:14Speaker 1: I did not see Snuffalleopogus though, or Big Bird or
- 24:17Speaker 1: Oscar the Grouge or any of those characters. Did not
- 24:20Speaker 1: see them. I was hoping to see Bert and Ernie.
- 24:23Speaker 1: They were not there, all right. So the CBA rules,
- 24:26Speaker 1: if you do go into the second apron, you are neutered. Neutered,
- 24:30Speaker 1: your stone walled from making most trades and draft picks
- 24:36Speaker 1: get lowered to the end of the round. And so
- 24:39Speaker 1: there's a lot of issues. Only a few teams have
- 24:42Speaker 1: had the stones to cross the second apron. Dolan is
- 24:47Speaker 1: announcing he's not one of them. He treats the second
- 24:49Speaker 1: apron like the Poltergeist from insidious, avoid the Boogeyman. Now
- 24:54Speaker 1: Dolan allergic to the second apron. How allergic is he?
- 24:58Speaker 1: All right? He always had as an EpiPen. He's prepared
- 25:02Speaker 1: because of those allergies. He's very concerned about it. Now,
- 25:05Speaker 1: final point. We head now to Washington. A team we
- 25:08Speaker 1: don't talk about that used to be called the Bullets,
- 25:10Speaker 1: and then people complained about that, and so it's really
- 25:14Speaker 1: a really chicken soup for the soul story. So there
- 25:16Speaker 1: was this basketball team called the Washington Bullets, and people
- 25:19Speaker 1: thought that was encouraging violence, so they changed their name
- 25:21Speaker 1: to the Wizards, and ever since then there's been no
- 25:23Speaker 1: gun violence in Washington, DC. It cleaned the whole problem up.
- 25:27Speaker 1: It turns out that just changing a team nickname solved
- 25:31Speaker 1: all the problems. It's just a wonderful story. Oh that
- 25:35Speaker 1: didn't happen. Okay, Anyway, we learned that Tray Young plans
- 25:40Speaker 1: to decline his player option. Now you might be wondering
- 25:44Speaker 1: why we're talking about this. It's a forty eight point
- 25:48Speaker 1: nine million dollar one year option. He's rejecting that. For
- 25:52Speaker 1: the upcoming NBA season, he will enter the market as
- 25:56Speaker 1: Trey Young will go to market. Longtime Atlanta Hawk was
- 25:59Speaker 1: traded mid season from the atl to the Beltway, and
- 26:04Speaker 1: while Washington is still said to be the front runner
- 26:07Speaker 1: to re sign Trey Young, there are going to be
- 26:10Speaker 1: multiple bidders on the market to try to whoo him.
- 26:15Speaker 1: Question why would Trey Young opt out after a miserable
- 26:21Speaker 1: season in DC, Well, the answer is three words, because
- 26:27Speaker 1: he can. Opting out is the basketball version of turning
- 26:32Speaker 1: in your homework. It's just a blank piece of paper
- 26:37Speaker 1: and you're demanding an A. Well, no, you don't get
- 26:40Speaker 1: an A. That's a blank piece of paper. However, I
- 26:42Speaker 1: had to get the paper. I had to bring the
- 26:45Speaker 1: paper to you. There's a lot of effort involved in that.
- 26:48Speaker 5: And just because you can't.
- 26:50Speaker 1: See what's on the paper, it's invisible inc Did you
- 26:52Speaker 1: ever think it's invisible ink? Therefore I should get an A? Okay,
- 26:56Speaker 1: why not? The man played I think all of fifteen
- 27:00Speaker 1: games last year, had a spray knee, some other stuff
- 27:03Speaker 1: that went wrong, and he walked into free agency and said,
- 27:07Speaker 1: I'm not taking that forty nine million dollars. I'm gonna
- 27:11Speaker 1: walk in there. I'm gonna own my own damn building.
- 27:13Speaker 1: And this is classic wizardry. It's wizardry as well. It's
- 27:17Speaker 1: the dark arts of NBA Contract one oh one. You
- 27:21Speaker 1: file this under extreme unadulterated HUTSPA. A lot of hudspa
- 27:27Speaker 1: intoday's league, and it's been this way for a number
- 27:30Speaker 1: of years. This is not a new revelation. On court
- 27:32Speaker 1: performance matters very little. It's not that it doesn't matter,
- 27:38Speaker 1: it just doesn't matter much. You step into the sorcerer's
- 27:41Speaker 1: workshop and this high wire move will allow Tree Young
- 27:45Speaker 1: to do a mating dance with a bunch of suitors
- 27:49Speaker 1: around the NBA and have all these teams whispers sweet
- 27:53Speaker 1: nothings into his ear, and he'll end up laughing ha
- 27:58Speaker 1: all the way to the bank as he gets even
- 28:01Speaker 1: more money, money, money, money. Now he knows the Wizards,
- 28:04Speaker 1: by the way, have no choice, so it is likely
- 28:06Speaker 1: these days in Washington, however, all it takes is one
- 28:09Speaker 1: team to woo him. Now who would that team be,
- 28:13Speaker 1: God only knows, But the Wizards have to keep him.
- 28:18Speaker 1: They really don't have any of their options none, zero, squad, douche,
- 28:22Speaker 1: bupkis all that stuff. And if you look at it
- 28:25Speaker 1: from the outside looking in, Trey Young's got them by
- 28:30Speaker 1: the basket balls, if you know what I mean. They
- 28:33Speaker 1: have to keep it like the whole model was all right,
- 28:36Speaker 1: we've been tanking for years that didn't work. So now
- 28:39Speaker 1: we're gonna build around Trey Young and Himfony Davis. Oh
- 28:44Speaker 1: my god, wow. Okay, that's that's the blueprint. That's the
- 28:49Speaker 1: modern blueprint, mostly because he's the only blueprint they've got left.
- 28:54Speaker 1: Everything else is up in flames. And then that's the
- 28:59Speaker 1: way it is.
- 29:00Speaker 2: To catch live editions of The Ben Meller Show weekdays
- 29:02Speaker 2: at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. It's mallor how
- 29:07Speaker 2: about that to the third degree, this is one big
- 29:12Speaker 2: Ben gets grilled.
- 29:15Speaker 1: Google books Ben.
- 29:16Speaker 3: It was reported on Tuesday that these Steelers could head
- 29:19Speaker 3: into Week one with four quarterbacks on the roster, with
- 29:22Speaker 3: Rogers Mason Rudolph twenty twenty five rookie Will Howard in
- 29:25Speaker 3: this year's rookie Drew aller Ben. What does this say
- 29:28Speaker 3: about Pittsburgh's quarterback room?
- 29:30Speaker 1: Well, they're not gonna have four quarterbacks, so they will
- 29:32Speaker 1: have two quarterbacks. One of those guys, whether it's Will
- 29:35Speaker 1: Howard or Drew Aller, will be on the practice squad
- 29:38Speaker 1: and then it most likely will be Mason Rudolph, who
- 29:42Speaker 1: is unloaded and will not be on the team. But
- 29:44Speaker 1: now they have to have backup options. Aaron Rodgers at
- 29:48Speaker 1: his age is likely to get hurt, so I understand
- 29:50Speaker 1: why they would want to have multiple quarterbacks. But like
- 29:52Speaker 1: Will Howard and Drew Aller, those are just developmental quarterbacks.
- 29:56Speaker 1: They're not ready to play. Of course, some would argue
- 29:58Speaker 1: that Mason Rudolph is not ready to play either.
- 30:00Speaker 3: Next, defensive end Cam Jordan is returning for his sixteenth
- 30:04Speaker 3: season with the Saints, but he also announced it will
- 30:07Speaker 3: be his last.
- 30:08Speaker 5: Ben do you think Jordan has a case for the
- 30:09Speaker 5: Hall of Fame, Well.
- 30:11Speaker 1: He has a case. I wouldn't put him in the
- 30:15Speaker 1: Hall of He's like a borderline a Hall of Fame guy.
- 30:19Speaker 1: He's had a good career. He's been mister New Orleans
- 30:21Speaker 1: Saint all these years. You know, he was part of
- 30:25Speaker 1: an All Decade team, which is a big deal, made
- 30:28Speaker 1: a bunch of Pro Bowls. I don't care about that
- 30:29Speaker 1: was a first team All Pro soy, but he's a
- 30:31Speaker 1: borderline guy. He's not like a guaranteed Hall of Famer.
- 30:34Speaker 1: He'd make an All decade team and you did you
- 30:36Speaker 1: get me at least an All Pro one time and
- 30:39Speaker 1: all that. Next.
- 30:41Speaker 3: Nikes basketball brand has been struggling with its stock price
- 30:43Speaker 3: nearly half of what it was a year ago. They're
- 30:46Speaker 3: hoping that SGA will save it, as they announced Tuesday
- 30:48Speaker 3: they signed the MVP away from Converse.
- 30:50Speaker 5: Ben Can SGA be Nike's MVP?
- 30:53Speaker 1: Yes, everyone who wants to just shoot foul shots will
- 30:57Speaker 1: buy these shoes, scoop, and that all the middle a
- 31:00Speaker 1: man will buy the shoes. But oh my god, my
- 31:02Speaker 1: foul shot game is as good as an MVP, A
- 31:04Speaker 1: two time MVP. Sign me up, SGA foul shooting shoes.
- 31:09Speaker 1: How'd we do? Coople loop?
- 31:11Speaker 5: You pass this edition?
- 31:12Speaker 3: That is a win?
- 31:13Speaker 1: Putting on the bar win on chicken dinner.
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- 31:31Speaker 1: It's now time for time for horry, Horry carry wait
- 31:35Speaker 1: ask bad.
- 31:36Speaker 5: Twitter said this your.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Questions on Twitter now and no, wait we go, it's
- 31:43Speaker 1: time now for ask man. Your questions are answers to
- 31:46Speaker 1: the rest of the hour, and Coople loop the reading
- 31:50Speaker 1: of the questions.
- 31:51Speaker 3: I hate when this happens, Ben, because I have a good,
- 31:54Speaker 3: a good question that I want to start out with,
- 31:56Speaker 3: and I think it's especially good for you. But it's
- 31:58Speaker 3: it's kind of one of those that where you kind
- 31:59Speaker 3: of need a few seconds to think, but maybe you
- 32:01Speaker 3: know right off the bat. JT the Wingman. He wants
- 32:04Speaker 3: to know who is your favorite non sports mascot.
- 32:09Speaker 1: So eliminate the Philly fanatic and all those right?
- 32:13Speaker 5: His his is Scoopy from Culver's.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Oh well, that's a good mascot. I didn't grow up
- 32:19Speaker 1: with Culvers, so it can't be that. I I think
- 32:23Speaker 1: the scariest mascot would be like the Burger King mascot,
- 32:26Speaker 1: not my favorite. I was a fan. I grew up
- 32:29Speaker 1: with McDonald's and Ronald McDonald had the Hamburglar. I guess
- 32:33Speaker 1: the Hamburger. I think I think he was retired though,
- 32:35Speaker 1: right didn't they get rid of him? What's your Bob's?
- 32:38Speaker 1: Big Boy had a mascot?
- 32:41Speaker 6: Yeah, there's still one Bob's Big Boy like too.
- 32:45Speaker 1: That was a legendary spot. Bob's Big Boy. They still
- 32:47Speaker 1: have a car shows and went over to Luca Lake
- 32:49Speaker 1: over there.
- 32:50Speaker 5: Yeah, all the celebrities hung out there, you know.
- 32:52Speaker 6: Anyways, back to the question, I have to go with
- 32:54Speaker 6: Tony the Tiger not bad there.
- 32:57Speaker 1: Solid. Yeah, that's that's a bit what cool.
- 33:01Speaker 3: I got it. I mean, I was you went Cereal
- 33:05Speaker 3: and I was gonna go Cereal as well, because I
- 33:07Speaker 3: can't really think of a lot of other ones besides McDonald's.
- 33:10Speaker 5: Uh so, yep, the Captain.
- 33:12Speaker 6: Captain I like to kool aid Man too, he's pretty cool.
- 33:15Speaker 1: What about Sonic the Hedgehog from Sonic the Driving Place
- 33:18Speaker 1: Now or the remember Taco Bell had the you cant
- 33:22Speaker 1: dockle Bell? All right? What's next? That's a good question
- 33:27Speaker 1: by JT the Movement. Wow, good job by you. Right next,
- 33:30Speaker 1: what's next? All right?
- 33:32Speaker 5: Rob the goat Man.
- 33:34Speaker 3: He wants to know if you could only watch one
- 33:37Speaker 3: TV program for the rest of your life, what would
- 33:39Speaker 3: it be?
- 33:40Speaker 1: The Simpsons. It's been on my entire life. There's endless
- 33:44Speaker 1: episodes of the Simpsons. It doesn't end. I don't even
- 33:48Speaker 1: know that people watch it. Anymore. It's still on every week,
- 33:50Speaker 1: so it's good choice. Yeah, be a long time before
- 33:53Speaker 1: you'd have to repeat exactly what about you? It's the
- 33:55Speaker 1: longest running show on television, right, the Simpsons. I believe
- 33:58Speaker 1: what about you? Lorrain?
- 33:59Speaker 6: I gotta go with X in the City.
- 34:02Speaker 1: That's been off the air for thirty years though, right,
- 34:04Speaker 1: twenty years?
- 34:05Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa?
- 34:05Speaker 6: Calm down, maybe something like that though, all right.
- 34:10Speaker 1: Cool, I think I'm gonna go with friends friends, Yeah,
- 34:14Speaker 1: solid legendary. All right, what's next? Just ask Ben your
- 34:17Speaker 1: questions our answers. If you like the bit, we do
- 34:18Speaker 1: it every week at this time. If you don't like
- 34:20Speaker 1: the bit, it's only once a week. If it's not
- 34:22Speaker 1: long enough, blame Blair and Maine because he took our time.
- 34:25Speaker 1: Donkey sausage. You'd like to know.
- 34:27Speaker 5: Are you allergic to any food or material?
- 34:31Speaker 1: I'm allergic to penicillin, which becomes problematic when I have
- 34:35Speaker 1: medical stuff. Penicillin I have allergic to, and I was
- 34:40Speaker 1: as a kid allergic to certain types of dogs. What
- 34:43Speaker 1: about you, of array up.
- 34:45Speaker 6: The sticky stuff on band aids, I'm allergic to h
- 34:48Speaker 6: that's it.
- 34:48Speaker 1: That's an interesting one.
- 34:50Speaker 3: It causes rashes, Yes, lots of stuff. Doxy Cycling is
- 34:55Speaker 3: an antibiotic. I'm allergic to like cheap metals like like
- 34:59Speaker 3: certain belt buckles will give me a rash and leachy
- 35:03Speaker 3: like very allergic to leachi.
- 35:06Speaker 5: Interesting? What is very smoothie?
- 35:08Speaker 6: The other day? And thought about you dying?
- 35:10Speaker 1: Oh wonderful. Okay, what's next? What do we got? The king?
- 35:13Speaker 5: Rory wants to know. Do you watch your calorie intake?
- 35:17Speaker 2: No?
- 35:17Speaker 1: I do interminute fast thing, so I don't really worry
- 35:20Speaker 1: what I eat. I just eat, like in thirty or
- 35:21Speaker 1: forty minutes. I eat everything for the whole day. That's it.
- 35:24Speaker 1: That's my thing. And I don't really worry about calories.
- 35:26Speaker 1: It's just like fast. That's the What about you, Lorena?
- 35:29Speaker 6: Yeah, I try to do high calories because I eat
- 35:31Speaker 6: small amounts.
- 35:32Speaker 1: Oh all right, cool, yes, okay, yes, have you ever
- 35:37Speaker 1: been handcuffed? He wants to know, by police or by
- 35:41Speaker 1: someone else
- 35:44Speaker 5: Exactly