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DONKEY: Caught With Sex Doll In Dead Persons Home · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: I was donkey up to today's time. Damn he hogged.
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  Speaker 1: It's time the donkey. I me ain't trying to be
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  Speaker 1: donkey today no more. They should be embarrassed by what
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  Speaker 1: they already did. I'm not making these people do these things.
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  Speaker 2: Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me
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  Speaker 2: off guard. Damned Charlomagne who got the donkey of the
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  Speaker 2: day today?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, jess hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Donkey today for Tuesday, October seventeenth goes the police officers
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  Speaker 2: in Nebraska. I think it's the Sarpy County Sheriff's office
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  Speaker 2: today is the seventeenth right, Yes, it is now an
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  Speaker 2: unjust the rest happened, you know, unjust the rest happened
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  Speaker 2: all the time in this country. I have no problem
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  Speaker 2: with law enforcement locking up individuals who actually commit crimes,
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  Speaker 2: and everybody is innocent until proven guilty in theory.
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  Speaker 1: But this arrest is simply not right. Man.
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  Speaker 2: There's a forty one year old man named Ryan Smith
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  Speaker 2: who's arrested for burglary, criminal trust passing, and tampering with
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  Speaker 2: physical evidence. Serious charges, Okay, nothing to play with at all,
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  Speaker 2: But I don't think he.
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  Speaker 1: Should have had the charges in the first place.
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  Speaker 2: See. Ryan works at a funeral home named mid Erica
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  Speaker 2: First Call and that company removes, transports, and bombs and
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  Speaker 2: cremates bodies. He's responsible for transporting dead bodies to and
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  Speaker 2: fro back and forth, and last week he decided to
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  Speaker 2: have sex with a.
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  Speaker 1: Sex doll.
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  Speaker 2: I know what y'all thought I was gonna say. You
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  Speaker 2: thought I was gonna say he was giving the stiffy
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  Speaker 2: to a stiff. You thought I was gonna say he
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  Speaker 2: out here cutting corpse coochie, giving that d to the dead.
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  Speaker 1: No, he wasn't doing that.
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  Speaker 2: What had happened was he was having sex with a
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  Speaker 2: life size sex doll that belonged to a dead man
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  Speaker 2: and he was transporting. Now, according to WOWT Nebraska, Ryan
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  Speaker 2: and a colleague went to go collect the body of
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  Speaker 2: a dead man who died in natural death.
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  Speaker 1: That man owned a life size sex doll that caught
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  Speaker 1: the eye of Ryan.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Ryan walked in the house, He's going to get
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  Speaker 2: the dead body, but he saw the sex doll.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, ooh. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan must have been thinking about this life size sex
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  Speaker 2: doll all day long, because he allegedly called the property
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  Speaker 2: manager of the apartment complex and aim the Sarpy County
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  Speaker 2: Sheriff's Office was sending him back to the unit to
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  Speaker 2: collect the sex doll so he could be swabbed for
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  Speaker 2: a biopsy.
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  Speaker 1: What's the property manager?
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  Speaker 2: Founders are? So of course he denied him request. But
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  Speaker 2: that didn't stop Ryan. Oh they didn't stop o' ryan.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan went back to help himself. He went back into
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  Speaker 2: the dead man's apartment. Now I have a question. Is
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  Speaker 2: it trustpassing if the person is dead?
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  Speaker 1: Mmm? See, everybody just wroom thinking about this usson trust
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  Speaker 1: the person?
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  Speaker 2: The person lived by hisself, and he's dead, and he
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  Speaker 2: got no family, and.
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  Speaker 1: You know he's dead, and is that trust passing? He
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no family? This for a second.
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  Speaker 3: No, well yes, if he has family, no family, it
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  Speaker 3: was just him, then no, because there's nobody to file charge.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying, right, So it's not trespassing, That's
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  Speaker 3: all I'm saying. So Ryan went back to this apartment
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  Speaker 3: because he knew that the tenant was no longer with us.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So I just want you to think about this.
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  Speaker 2: Is it trust passing if the person is dead?
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  Speaker 1: You think so?
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  Speaker 3: Mony who is he trustpassing against?
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  Speaker 1: Because he had what I'm there's nobody there, but it's
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  Speaker 1: still not his. Who is it?
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  Speaker 2: That is?
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  Speaker 1: That's all.
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  Speaker 2: And I know for a fact the person ain't there
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  Speaker 2: because I put him in a little freeze early.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Told you this story, it's
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  Speaker 1: getting good now.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan got busted by the property manager because the property
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  Speaker 2: manager heard noises coming from inside the apartment.
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  Speaker 1: Not noises coming from the apartment.
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  Speaker 2: We got we got some veillance everywhere breakfast cloth can
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  Speaker 2: get all kind of audio and videos going hard. The
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  Speaker 2: apartment was dead bolted and locked with a chain, you know.
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  Speaker 2: But then Ryan walked out with his clothing dishovel, you know,
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  Speaker 2: buckling up his pants, and he warned the manager he
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  Speaker 2: would return with.
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  Speaker 1: A warrant for the doll. No, yes, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Good it is this rubber poom poom. Ryan wenting there.
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  Speaker 2: He hit probably didn't even wash it out either. That
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  Speaker 2: dead man been skeating in that plastic doll for who
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  Speaker 2: knows how long. And Ryan just went back to the
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  Speaker 2: house and ran up in the rubber raw And it
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  Speaker 2: was so good that when he got caught by the
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  Speaker 2: property manager, he told the property manager, I'm coming back
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  Speaker 2: with a warrant to get that, all right, I would
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  Speaker 2: not be denied. Goddamn. Now, the property manager called the
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  Speaker 2: police because he thought Ryan would come back breaking and
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  Speaker 2: steal property. Investigators arrived and noticed that several items inside
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  Speaker 2: the union had been moved since the death investigation earlier
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  Speaker 2: that day. And now officers are planning to request the
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  Speaker 2: NA samples from the doll.
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  Speaker 1: And Ryan was fired from his job at the funeral home.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, I'm calling it, audible. I gotta call
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  Speaker 1: an audible on this one. The police did their job,
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  Speaker 1: all right, ranal a flaut the police. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't read this whole story.
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  Speaker 2: Ryan is getting donkey of the day because Ryan, you
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  Speaker 2: could have just took a picture of the doll. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you could have got the model number, the serial number,
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  Speaker 2: the brand name, whatever it was.
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  Speaker 1: You could have went and bought your own sex doll.
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  Speaker 2: You Now, sometimes you know, you look at a woman
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  Speaker 2: and you know that's a once in a lifetime woman.
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  Speaker 1: You like, damn, I'll never see a woman like that ever. Again,
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  Speaker 1: this isn't the case. Well, maybe it is expensive. He
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  Speaker 1: got a job. He got a job. He got a job.
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  Speaker 1: He worked at a funeral home. You could have went
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  Speaker 1: and bought your own doll.
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  Speaker 2: Not only did you lose your job and put plastic
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  Speaker 2: over your paper. Do you know how nasty it is
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  Speaker 2: to be putting your Poenix, your Poenix Junior into a
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  Speaker 2: sex doll that somebody else has already filled with that
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  Speaker 2: gentleman's relish.
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  Speaker 1: Please let Rey Ma give Brian Smith the biggest sea hull.
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  Speaker 1: He ha, he ha, stupid mother, are you dumb?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, what but you said when he walked in, you said,
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  Speaker 3: he looked at the doll, and the doll looked back
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  Speaker 3: at him.
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  Speaker 1: So you can't buy another doll. That's a connection that
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  Speaker 1: they have.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you still if it's one thing we learned to
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  Speaker 2: really justifying this, Like.
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  Speaker 1: That's all he's stupid, that's a little that's a little rereal.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I call.
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  Speaker 1: That's a little rereal. But that's my that's my brother.
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  Speaker 2: Mama, don't let me walk into the playground by hisself.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta hold his hand.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that is a little off just to
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  Speaker 1: find a connection.
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  Speaker 2: But if I let his hand go, he's gonna go
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  Speaker 2: running the highway and start playing with the cars coming,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what pray. We gotta pray.
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  Speaker 2: I pray, that's what we pray for. He pray for
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  Speaker 2: little Red. Make sure you got his helmet on too.
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  Speaker 2: That's my little that's my go my hand with a bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna take you. I ain't hold I
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  Speaker 2: ain't I'm gonna take you. Put your helmet on. I'll
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  Speaker 2: take you to the I want to. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: you to hurt yourself on the way to the back.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, No, that's very bizarre.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan is wild for that. Wow boy, yeah, wild, wild boy.
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  Speaker 1: He could have bought another one.
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  Speaker 2: You want to play game, well, tell BT piece and
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  Speaker 2: then we play a game b T I see later
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  Speaker 2: piece BT.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's play a game up. Guess what right?
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  Speaker 2: Ryan Smith, forty one years old, works at the funeral home.
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  Speaker 2: Was transporting a dead body, but a sex doll caught
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  Speaker 2: his eye, so he went back to have sex with
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  Speaker 2: the sex doll.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's from Nebraska, miney, guess what.
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  Speaker 2: Dang?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta guess whom race he is?
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  Speaker 4: Lord? Okay, I'm gonna just.
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  Speaker 2: Help you spanishish me watch brandish.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't want to say white.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody's thinking wowney mine and I know he's white, but no,
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  Speaker 4: he was Spanish.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 2: Jb Ryan Smith, forty one years old from Nebraska, worked
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  Speaker 2: at the funeral home, walked into an apartment to transport
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  Speaker 2: a dead body, saw sex doll that caught his eye,
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  Speaker 2: decided to go back and have sex with it. DJ Envy,
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  Speaker 2: Guess what, white, dj Envy Manny, one of you was wrong,
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  Speaker 2: one of you was a Look at right, and the
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  Speaker 2: correct person is DJ and Ryan smithhis CAAI.
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  Speaker 1: He looks like he would do something like that.
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  Speaker 2: That's January sixth, Capitol right, white, look at him. Look goodness, Look,
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  Speaker 2: I hate this show.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. Hate this show. I can see why
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  Speaker 1: people hate it, but I love it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. All right, let's get serious now. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: we got a guest coming in. Yes, Mark Lamont Hill,
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  Speaker 2: Professor Hill's right. He's written a book called Except for Palestine.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, absolutely, for the Liberation of the Palestinians. And
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  Speaker 2: we had Jonathan Green, black head of the ad L
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  Speaker 2: here last album. And we'll just continue the discussion.
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  Speaker 3: Continue this conversation. That's right, Israel and Gazan Palestine. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: all right, so we'll talk to him when we come back,
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  Speaker 3: so don't move. It's to Breakfast Club the morning.
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