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I Love my Crown · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

0:01
Brian McFadden: Great, now I gotta put it back to… gotta put it together at the end.
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Testecleese: See, that's gonna be a ton of fun to put back together after stopping the, recording by accident.
0:11
Brian McFadden: Well, it's just… I don't know. I'd give up.
0:15
Testecleese: Do we even know who had a body camera on?
0:17
Brian McFadden: I think it was with a student… the cops, and the cops.
0:21
Testecleese: That's when the cops shot, and this was a student that shot a teacher, right?
0:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah, 6-year-old.
0:26
Testecleese: Yeah.
0:27
Brian McFadden: Got the gun from his mom, who ended up going down for drug charges, marijuana.
0:32
Testecleese: Was that… I thought she got in trouble for leaving a firearm accessible to a child.
0:36
Brian McFadden: Yeah, too.
0:36
Testecleese: That's it.
0:38
Testecleese: Yeah.
0:39
Testecleese: Well…
0:40
Testecleese: We'll see where this goes. I don't know exactly… is it a criminal case that's happening, or a civil… or a civil case against the school itself and the city?
0:52
Testecleese: There.
0:53
Testecleese: Because I know she's, suing the city and the school itself, right?
1:03
Testecleese: You frozen, or .
1:05
Brian McFadden: No, I'm here.
1:06
Testecleese: Alright.
1:07
Testecleese: It looked like you were, weren't moving or anything. Oh. Alright.
1:12
Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
1:14
Testecleese: the GOP-led Oversight Committee, is talking about undoing these, auto pen pardons.
1:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, I mean, that's a large order from the committee, now they're referring it to the DOJ to decide what they want to do.
1:31
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:34
Testecleese: as much as I understand the argument, and even agree with it, I don't think it's gonna go anywhere, because…
1:39
Testecleese: Excuse me. The president has Pretty much 100%.
1:44
Testecleese: Say over this, right?
1:47
Testecleese: And, I mean, I don't remember reading anywhere in the Constitution that says he actually has to sign anything to pardon anyone.
1:53
Testecleese: So I just… I don't know what a,
1:56
Testecleese: a court, let alone the appeals and Supreme Court, would say to this.
1:59
Testecleese: Where do you, what do you think about it?
2:03
Brian McFadden: I mean, in theory, I agree with it, but…
2:07
Brian McFadden: I don't know, I don't think the Supreme Court's getting involved in this.
2:13
Testecleese: Yeah, geez, that would…
2:16
Brian McFadden: That's the only way that these pardons are gonna get overturned.
2:20
Brian McFadden: And, you know, I just don't see the Supreme Court wanting to get into these muddy waters.
2:27
Testecleese: What I remember hearing was, the only pardons he actually physically signed himself were for himself and his own family.
2:33
Brian McFadden: Well, he's come out and said, no, no, I had decisions on all of it, you know, I didn't.
2:39
Testecleese: his messages from his staff are saying, like, the staffer saying, I approve this, go auto-pen the party and stuff like that. It's like, hmm…
2:47
Testecleese: Why don't you say the president wants you to do it or something, you know?
2:52
Testecleese: I don't think there's much anyone can do, this… you know, he, pardoned rapists and murderers, there's not much we can do about it now. You're not gonna go put them back in prison.
3:01
Brian McFadden: No.
3:02
Testecleese: The best argument these guys would have had is,
3:07
Testecleese: these preemptive pardons versus the auto patent. They could have said, you can't pardon someone for something they've never been accused of, or convicted of, right?
3:15
Testecleese: Especially what? The one from Fauci actually extended into the future from when it was signed, didn't it?
3:22
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
3:22
Testecleese: Violet, a couple weeks or a month or something?
3:25
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I mean, no, I think he was… yeah, it was… it was ridiculous, yeah.
3:32
Testecleese: Okay.
3:33
Brian McFadden: I wish there was video of this. I wish there was video of this.
3:36
Testecleese: Of what? Of the…
3:37
Brian McFadden: Or at least audio of it.
3:40
Brian McFadden: I didn't see this when you posted, yeah, I didn't see this when you posted before, it's like… So, yeah, Delegate Eleanor Norton Holmes, the wonderful DC representative.
3:52
Testecleese: Who doesn't get to vote anyway?
3:56
Brian McFadden: She has just admitted to, being scammed out of $4,000, because some people came to her house claiming they were there to do HVAC work. They did nothing and charged her credit card $4,000. She says she's got early stages of dementia.
4:10
Brian McFadden: But she's going to run for re-election to keep DC going.
4:16
Brian McFadden: That's what DC needs. DC needs people that can't represent them.
4:22
Brian McFadden: That don't remember what happened yesterday, or what they had for breakfast.
4:27
Testecleese: Or is gonna pay someone 4 grand to walk in your house, look at your HVAC unit, and walk back out. Right.
4:34
Testecleese: Yeah, they can be trusted with all this fiscal policy, right?
4:38
Brian McFadden: Yeah, she's all about the inside trading!
4:42
Testecleese: She's admitting that she's got dementia, demented.
4:45
Brian McFadden: Yup.
4:47
Testecleese: And she's going to still be an elected official. And the crazy thing is, DC's still gonna vote for her.
4:51
Brian McFadden: Oh, hell yeah, she's a Democrat! As long as she wins the primary, she'll stay… she'll be number one.
5:00
Testecleese: This next one I laughed pretty good at, and I was hoping it would friggin' make the Dems, the Libs in particular, blow their minds, like…
5:11
Brian McFadden: No, they're too busy worrying about the government shutdown and feeding people.
5:17
Testecleese: Well, South Korea gave Trump a replica of an ancient crown from Korea.
5:22
Brian McFadden: He's a king! He should have a crowd!
5:27
Testecleese: It was so hard at them. I was like, oh, the Dems are gonna lose their shit, and no one said a word. I was like, oh, come on, guys, I wanna see you, like, freak out and scream, like, when he won office the first time, you know?
5:39
Testecleese: And Barry Weiss. I finally found out who Barry Weiss is. I thought Barry Weiss was a dude first.
5:46
Brian McFadden: No.
5:48
Testecleese: She used to run, Freedom… Some newspaper, like.
5:54
Brian McFadden: And it got bought out by Paramount, who now owns CBS, who now owns everything under the sun.
6:02
Testecleese: Oh, well, they way overvalued her company.
6:05
Testecleese: And I think that was because she didn't want to sell her business at.
6:08
Brian McFadden: That happens all the time. -Oh.
6:10
Testecleese: Until they offered her $150 million for her newspaper, and then they went and put her in charge of CBS.
6:17
Brian McFadden: He's got Windows 11 now.
6:19
Testecleese: And fresh haircut.
6:22
Testecleese: Looking dapper in your white, white, t-shirt.
6:25
Brian McFadden: His wife beat her?
6:27
Testecleese: Well, you just need a mustard stain, then you can beat the crap out of your wife.
6:34
Brian McFadden: I think he's frozen.
6:36
Testecleese: That's what it looks like.
6:36
Brian McFadden: Just update his computer and rebooted. He got his computer working, and now he's frozen.
6:44
Testecleese: Wasn't even ready? I would laugh my ass off if you could hear us laughing at him, too.
6:50
Brian McFadden: Now we can. Now he's back! You were frozen there for, like, a couple of minutes.
6:56
Testecleese: Two years now!
6:59
Testecleese: He's frozen again, he just, like, shifted his head a little bit. Alright, well, let's hope his connection gets better.
7:04
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but I mean, bro.
7:05
El Guapo: frozen.
7:06
Brian McFadden: You're frozen!
7:07
El Guapo: I know, my laptop's acting up, I don't know why.
7:12
Testecleese: How old is that sucker? Is it as old as you?
7:14
El Guapo: Yeah.
7:14
Brian McFadden: Gross. I don't.
7:17
El Guapo: I want to get rid of it, because, like I say, I got a lot of…
7:20
El Guapo: add-ons, you can… I like a 3 USB.
7:23
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but if it doesn't work…
7:26
Testecleese: Still, bro.
7:27
Brian McFadden: What are your USB ports if it doesn't work?
7:30
El Guapo: No, it's like, I don't know what's, like, it won't update, and, like, I don't want it to update, and, like, you know, just keep wanting to update, I don't like it.
7:38
Testecleese: You know you can get dongles to add extra USBs, right?
7:42
El Guapo: Yes, but I still got the printer, connection, HDMI.
7:47
Testecleese: Why are you hooking your computer directly to a printer?
7:51
El Guapo: Because I got a printer.
7:53
Brian McFadden: I go wireless!
7:55
El Guapo: Yeah!
7:56
Brian McFadden: I print from my cell phone in any room in the house.
8:00
El Guapo: I don't got… I got an old printer, it still works, so, why get rid of it? It still works.
8:05
Brian McFadden: I know, I understand the argument, it still works, but realistically, I don't even print that much anymore. Like, the occasional shipping label, you know what I mean? Well, I do it for…
8:13
El Guapo: Well, I like to have it, because my old job, I used to, like, work out of my laptop and connect to old printers for work and stuff like that, so…
8:22
El Guapo: No.
8:24
Testecleese: But, yeah, anyway,
8:26
Testecleese: Barry Weiss has, laid off, like, the entire race and culture unit, the DEI crap.
8:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and the assistant co-host of the CBS Evening News, resigned… retired, resigned, left.
8:42
Testecleese: And what's your name there? King? Is it… not… not Carole King, right?
8:47
Testecleese: Who's the one who went up in, in orbit, or whatever, or the vomit comet?
8:52
Brian McFadden: Ugh, I don't know.
8:54
Testecleese: Yeah, right?
8:55
Brian McFadden: I know who you're talking about, though, but…
8:56
Testecleese: Yeah, she's…
8:57
Brian McFadden: Yeah, okay.
8:58
Testecleese: She's doing… Gayle King, she's been doing the morning show for, like, a decade on CBS, and they're, saying that her contract expires in May, and they may not renew it.
9:06
Testecleese: But I laughed because, they called it a bloodbath with all these layoffs, and all I could think was, Trump used this term once, and I was assured this couldn't mean anything else except for physical violence. Right.
9:20
Brian McFadden: Nope.
9:21
Testecleese: So, I don't understand, like…
9:23
Testecleese: Why do the Dems keep telling me something's evil and wrong, and then when it happens the other way, it's… oh, this is a term we use all the time, like, fight like hell.
9:31
Brian McFadden: Because what's good for the goose is not good for the gander.
9:35
Testecleese: Yes.
9:37
Testecleese: You know what a gander is?
9:40
Brian McFadden: A lot of geese.
9:41
Testecleese: Horse, yeah, geese.
9:42
Testecleese: A g- no, that's a gaggle.
9:44
El Guapo: Gaggle, yeah.
9:45
Testecleese: Gander is a male goose.
9:49
Brian McFadden: Those are the really polite ones, right?
9:52
Testecleese: They will crack you in the kneecap with their bill if you try to pull their drowning duck out of the mud.
9:59
Brian McFadden: drowning gosling out of the mud. I know that exactly.
10:02
Testecleese: Happened to me once when I was, like, 5, and it hurt for, like, 2 weeks.
10:07
Brian McFadden: I thought that sounded like a story from experience.
10:10
Testecleese: Yeah, it sucked. That bill is hard, and that big long neck gets a lot of inertia going, and without all that torque, you know?
10:17
Testecleese: Got it.
10:18
Testecleese: But… As we mentioned, Snap…
10:22
Testecleese: could well be running out here, or is running out unless the government gets reopened.
10:26
Brian McFadden: Well, the federal government is not going to fund it anymore after tomorrow.
10:33
Testecleese: Well, yeah. But West Virginia, to counter this.
10:37
Testecleese: This isn't even a government thing, this is local businesses, like restaurants.
10:42
Testecleese: Have gotten together, and each different place, in different areas, is offering a free meal for children… free meals for children.
10:50
Testecleese: every day. Like, a different place will do it a different day.
10:53
Testecleese: To make sure that the kids don't actually go hungry, and I was like, alright, see, look, I don't even need government help.
10:57
Testecleese: the actual people can help, you know what I mean? For example, food shelters, churches, right?
11:05
Brian McFadden: Yup.
11:06
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got a restaurant here in the Hampton area that's doing something similar. They're doing, weekend…
11:16
Brian McFadden: Healthy meal bags for school-aged children who parents need a little extra help.
11:23
Testecleese: Hmm.
11:24
Brian McFadden: They're basically handing out,
11:27
Brian McFadden: Two breakfasts, two lunch, two dinners, snacks, fresh fruit.
11:30
Brian McFadden: And, in a… in a, in a brown bag.
11:34
Testecleese: There you go.
11:36
Testecleese: We also, this I found interesting.
11:38
Testecleese: West Virginia's Attorney General and 17 others are asking Democrats to prevent the SNAP shutdown from happening.
11:46
Brian McFadden: They… and they know what they got back in return?
11:49
Testecleese: Not… well, I'm.
11:50
Brian McFadden: They got the middle finger.
11:52
El Guapo: -
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Testecleese: Which is funny, because West Virginia, you can actually,
11:58
Testecleese: Actually, it looks like a middle finger.
12:04
Testecleese: But yeah, this is something that's driving me nuts. They keep blaming the Republicans for this. It's like, you guys have had 13 votes just to fund
12:12
Testecleese: Snap.
12:15
Testecleese: No.
12:15
Brian McFadden: No, they're not… they're not agreeing… they had a vote to fund, the military and essential workers. Not the whole government, but just military and the people that are actually still working. They said no.
12:30
Testecleese: I.
12:30
Brian McFadden: They don't want to lose their leverage.
12:33
Testecleese: What leverage? The Republicans are actually gaining in population during, pop, popularity.
12:38
El Guapo: Nursing.
12:39
Brian McFadden: Yep.
12:40
Testecleese: Right now, during this shutdown. Like, this is not helping the Democrat cause, and when we get.
12:46
Brian McFadden: Schumer and Jeffries can… Schumer especially cannot, like, cave at this point, because…
12:52
Brian McFadden: He's about to get… even if he does cave, even if he caves or not, he's gonna be primaried next year. Next time he's up for re-election by AOC.
13:02
Testecleese: You think… you really think she's gonna try to take his spot?
13:04
Brian McFadden: Hell yeah! She wants power.
13:07
Testecleese: You think she can win it? Because that's a statewide vote versus the Bronx.
13:13
Brian McFadden: That's a whole other issue.
13:15
Testecleese: Yeah, it really is, isn't it?
13:17
Brian McFadden: She ain't gonna win upstate New York, but neither does he normally, so…
13:22
Testecleese: True, but he can get people from other parts of New York State, and even New York City, besides his immediate area.
13:29
Brian McFadden: I think she'd probably win, maybe not by a landslide, but I think she could win Buffalo, I think she could win Rochester.
13:37
Brian McFadden: You know, I think she's… I'll be in.
13:40
Brian McFadden: Yes, I'm… we've talked about it on this show.
13:43
Testecleese: I know! And apparently it's okay to call people retarded again, so I'm gonna use this word as much as I can.
13:49
El Guapo: Is that the grip.
13:49
Brian McFadden: No, we haven't got those ratings in. Let me check on that.
13:53
El Guapo: Greetings. Is Retarded Great again?
13:56
Testecleese: Make retarded Grigg and Mara. We had…
13:59
Brian McFadden: We've had 70… we've had 7 downloads since I put that up on Sunday for Are You Retarded? That's down 30%.
14:08
El Guapo: Aww.
14:09
Testecleese: Well, I'm not even saying people necessarily gonna…
14:11
El Guapo: They're not necessarily watching the episode or listening to it because of the title and the thumb.
14:16
Testecleese: I'm just saying that you don't get banned from everything these days for using the word retarded like you would 5 years ago, you know?
14:22
Brian McFadden: No.
14:23
Testecleese: So tell me about Virginia. There's so much shit happening in Virginia.
14:28
El Guapo: Oh, yeah. But…
14:29
Testecleese: I'm particularly interested in this, gubernatorial race you guys got going on.
14:34
Brian McFadden: Yep.
14:35
Brian McFadden: You wanna take this, Ray?
14:36
El Guapo: So, right now, ever since the Jay Jones,
14:41
Testecleese: That didn't happen.
14:43
El Guapo: Yeah, ever since Jane Joe's text messages were revealed, he admitted to it, it's been dragging the entire ticket down.
14:49
El Guapo: So now, it's, like, almost a head-to-head match.
14:53
Brian McFadden: Even match.
14:55
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and she was at a rally, she was at a football game at, one of the colleges, might have been JMU, and a man caught yelling at her, go back to Haiti, and she's like, I'm from Jamaica, not Haiti.
15:09
El Guapo: Yeah, fuckin' the Democrats.
15:11
Testecleese: What kind of Democrat's gonna say…
15:14
Brian McFadden: We don't want migrants here, right? Exactly! They were open arms, you know? They want everybody to come to America.
15:22
Testecleese: Do they believe the shit that they're saying, or is it just Trump said one thing, so I have to say the opposite?
15:29
Brian McFadden: I think they believe it, but like I said, this could be my show title, What's Good for the Goose Ain't Good for the Gander, you know, type thing, you know?
15:38
Testecleese: Shit.
15:38
Brian McFadden: Because, you know, they are… they're two-faced, you know?
15:42
Brian McFadden: If…
15:43
Brian McFadden: As long as a dem says it, they're all about it, but as soon as the rules are reversed… I never said that. I don't remember that. Oh, just like this?
15:52
Testecleese: Just like this main Nazi?
15:54
Brian McFadden: We'll get to that.
15:56
Testecleese: Well, we already talked about them.
15:58
Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
15:59
Testecleese: Yeah, the main Nazi, it's like, all of a sudden, it's not a big deal to be an actual Nazi, it's like.
16:04
Brian McFadden: Semper 5, man, December 5!
16:06
Testecleese: What's crazy is a dude I know from back home that I went to high school with, I don't know if he was cracking jokes, but I didn't mention this guy was a Marine or anything back in the day.
16:16
El Guapo: Yeah. This… my buddy was a Marine, or is a Marine, because once a Marine, always a Marine.
16:21
Testecleese: told me that this guy was in his unit, and I was like, oh my god, were you there when he got this tattoo done?
16:26
El Guapo: Right?
16:27
Brian McFadden: They're not gonna admit to that.
16:29
Testecleese: Are you kidding me? If I was overseas with a buddy of mine, he's about to get a Nazi tattoo on his chest, I'm gonna watch it happen and laugh my ass off.
16:37
Brian McFadden: I got pretty drunk, overseas on Liberty multiple times, but I never got drunk enough to get a Nazi tattoo.
16:48
Testecleese: Oh my god.
16:50
Testecleese: Did you get drunk enough to mess with the ladyboys in Thailand?
16:53
Brian McFadden: No.
16:54
Testecleese: Mmm, alright.
16:56
Testecleese: And you were right, because we were talking about Obama saying you have to vote for Harris, or else you ain't black, right? Yeah.
17:05
Testecleese: Black. You went and found the article for me where Obama, is.
17:10
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
17:10
Testecleese: basically said that, and is now backing the Jewish person over the black woman.
17:17
Brian McFadden: Right, and now he's come out… Yeah, exactly, you know? Because she's dem, not black, you know? I mean, you can't have it both ways. Just because the black person is the opposite party, you know, you don't get to go back and forth in your statements, you know?
17:35
El Guapo: They're hypocrites, I don't care.
17:36
Brian McFadden: Thanks to the internet, you know, we can find… we can find it again.
17:40
El Guapo: Well, he said a year ago?
17:42
Brian McFadden: No, it was longer than that, but still.
17:44
El Guapo: No, last year at the election, Kamala Harris.
17:47
Testecleese: Yeah, when she was running for office.
17:49
El Guapo: Yeah.
17:50
Testecleese: Oh my god. And that's the thing, is I don't think they're hypocrites, because hypocrites means they're going against their own morals and values. I don't think they have any, I think they're just fucking liars to get what they want.
18:00
Brian McFadden: Right.
18:02
Testecleese: Which is… not helping their brand, let's be real.
18:06
Brian McFadden: Well, Spanberger tried to help her brand today when, she, saw that the,
18:13
Brian McFadden: the ears… Earl Sears campaign bus caught on fire en route to an event. She put a Facebook post out, it's like, I'm glad everybody is safe, and stuff like that. She tried to show some compassion.
18:27
El Guapo: Yeah.
18:28
Testecleese: Yeah. The question is, how did it catch fire? Was it a malt of cocktail tossed by a.
18:32
El Guapo: And now I look like a…
18:33
Testecleese: quarter.
18:34
El Guapo: Right? Looks like a brake fire or something like that.
18:38
Testecleese: That's.
18:40
Brian McFadden: The whole back end of the bus was on fire, so…
18:42
El Guapo: Oh, it looked like the front end.
18:44
Brian McFadden: I thought… the picture I saw was back-end.
18:46
El Guapo: Oh.
18:47
Brian McFadden: Let me look at this picture again.
18:50
Testecleese: That, by the way, that article you got there is the one I shared. Guapo shared one, like, right before we started.
18:55
Testecleese: So he might have a better picture, I don't know.
18:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it could be the front.
19:00
El Guapo: Yeah. It looked like it could be a break or something, just caught on fire. It happens.
19:06
Brian McFadden: I gotta watch an ad first.
19:08
Testecleese: You gotta, take care of your… you gotta maintain your brakes on your buses more.
19:13
El Guapo: Mmm… Yeah. Speaking of…
19:16
Testecleese: buses? Did you hear Mom Donnie said he's going to not only make the buses free, but he's gonna make them faster?
19:22
El Guapo: In New York.
19:23
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
19:23
El Guapo: He's my boss.
19:24
Brian McFadden: How's he gonna make them faster?
19:27
Testecleese: But those buses can go 100 miles an hour. Like, that's…
19:29
El Guapo: Yeah, but that's right.
19:30
Brian McFadden: I guess they'll be faster, because nobody's actually gonna get on them except the homeless people, and they're just gonna ride around on them free all night long, because that'll be their new home. Nobody else is gonna wanna… no tourists are gonna wanna get on a bus.
19:45
Testecleese: But let's beat them, it's 25, and there's traffic. Is he suggesting he, somehow removing all the POVs from the road?
19:53
Brian McFadden: He'll get to that.
19:55
Testecleese: Do we call them POVs in the civilian world?
19:58
Testecleese: Alright, I'm not sure… I wasn't sure if everyone knew what a POV was, personally.
20:02
Brian McFadden: Fully operated vehicle.
20:05
Testecleese: And did we mention this, Snap thing in Virginia before we started recording?
20:11
Brian McFadden: Yes.
20:12
Testecleese: Alright, so I mentioned what West Virginia is doing, and you said Virginia's doing some of the same stuff, but you also have the.
20:19
Brian McFadden: Well, didn't you say West Virginia was basically… a lot of states are sending money straight to their food banks program.
20:27
Testecleese: Yeah.
20:28
Brian McFadden: Virginia is not going that route. They're going the more direct route. They're going to deliver money onto the EBT cards every week for anybody that's got SNAP benefits.
20:42
Brian McFadden: So, instead of getting all their stat benefits at one time, once a month.
20:47
Brian McFadden: They're gonna get a little bit each month, each week of the month.
20:53
Brian McFadden: So, Virginia's cashing into their own emergency supply instead. Yes, they are.
20:57
Testecleese: Demanding the federal government do it.
20:59
Brian McFadden: Yes, yep. Which, by the way… They're not suing the federal government.
21:03
Brian McFadden: cut the… to get SNAP turned back on, they're using their own emergency money.
21:09
Testecleese: Oh, I laughed at those… how many states? What, 30 states or something stupid? Not… no, like, 20-something states are suing Trump about this. It's like, you… you guys are elected officials running states, you run governments, and you don't understand the president doesn't get a, to decide this? Like, this is Congress.
21:29
El Guapo: The power of the purse.
21:31
Testecleese: Now, here's the question. Are these people actually fucking retarded?
21:35
Testecleese: Yes, sir. Or do they think their constituents are retarded and will just believe whatever they're told?
21:41
El Guapo: Yes and yes.
21:44
Testecleese: Well, I mean, if they genuinely believe this is correct, then they're not…
21:47
Testecleese: misleading the people, I guess, on purpose.
21:51
Testecleese: Versus, I know I'm lying to you, but you're gonna take my side of this argument.
21:59
Testecleese: Talking about dumbass government officials.
22:03
Brian McFadden: Yep.
22:03
Testecleese: Back to Spanberger.
22:05
Brian McFadden: the, the Democrat nominee for governor in the state of Virginia?
22:10
Testecleese: Yes. One of her organizers, like, her top 8 or whatever.
22:15
Testecleese: It was on video, like, rolling her eyes a couple… six days after, charlie Kirk was killed.
22:23
Testecleese: So, that just lets you know what these people think about murdering your political opponents.
22:29
Testecleese: Yeah. And geez, almost like someone actually said they wanted to murder their political opponents.
22:36
Brian McFadden: On that same ticket.
22:38
Testecleese: You know?
22:40
Brian McFadden: Hmm? Jeez.
22:41
Testecleese: Crazy.
22:42
Brian McFadden: And she is still… and she's still…
22:44
Brian McFadden: She has not withdrawn her support for him, either.
22:48
Brian McFadden: No, he's not gonna win, because the polls have really swayed in favor of the incumbent Republican.
22:55
Brian McFadden: You know?
22:56
El Guapo: Meyer is the Cuban guy.
22:58
Brian McFadden: He's our only shoe-in for this election coming up in a few days.
23:02
El Guapo: Yeah, because the, governor cannot run again, and .
23:06
Brian McFadden: But the polls are definitely,
23:08
Brian McFadden: The polls are definitely closing in on the other two positions.
23:13
El Guapo: Oh, they're so desperate right now, that's why the color.
23:15
Brian McFadden: Obama came to campaign in Virginia.
23:18
El Guapo: Yeah, so…
23:20
Testecleese: Why didn't Governor Blackface run again?
23:23
Brian McFadden: Not allowed. Well, you can't do two runs, you can't… he could re-run, yeah, you're right. Not consecutive.
23:30
Testecleese: Yeah, well, I gave.
23:31
Brian McFadden: But he's probably got some cushy job.
23:34
Brian McFadden: Java world, yeah.
23:36
El Guapo: No, he's a pediatrician, dude. He lives not that far from me, by the way, too.
23:42
Brian McFadden: Did you take your kids to them?
23:45
El Guapo: No, fuck that, -oh.
23:47
El Guapo: Now my kids go to a different city, so…
23:49
Testecleese: Now, you should go over there wearing a Ku Klux Klan uniform.
23:53
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
23:53
Testecleese: And your kid's in whiteface, and see what he says.
23:57
Brian McFadden: Did he go back to being a practicing pediatrician?
24:01
El Guapo: Yeah, people… he's, he's… that's what he does, so…
24:05
Brian McFadden: Okay.
24:06
El Guapo: He wasn't… he's not even the great… you can see the Google review on the hammer here.
24:11
El Guapo: No, even before that, even before he was the governor, he was a horrible reviews, so… You know?
24:17
Testecleese: You guys ever heard of Lloyd?
24:19
Testecleese: Loyola?
24:20
Brian McFadden: Yeah, never.
24:21
Testecleese: University.
24:22
Testecleese: Yeah, it's in New Orleans? I had never heard of it, but that doesn't mean much.
24:25
Brian McFadden: I shared this article.
24:27
Testecleese: Yeah, well, it fits right in underneath this, last one.
24:31
Testecleese: Apparently they shut down a Turning Play USA chapter.
24:35
Brian McFadden: They won… there was an application in for it, and they denied it.
24:40
Brian McFadden: Because it… this is a Catholic university, also.
24:45
Brian McFadden: So, they're saying that Charlie Kirk's beliefs
24:49
Brian McFadden: and faith did not align with the Catholic Church and the Catholic universe.
24:54
Testecleese: What did Charlie Kirk say or do that didn't align with the Catholic Church?
24:58
Brian McFadden: They don't go into that in the article, surprise, surprise.
25:01
Testecleese: Of course not, because I could read… I could quote you doctrine.
25:05
El Guapo: Like…
25:05
Testecleese: Shoot, even, Who, oh my god, Francis, Pope Francis, the last guy.
25:12
Testecleese: Even he was like, man, like, abortion's not right. You know, transient children is not right.
25:19
Testecleese: But if the Pope says this stuff, I'm pretty sure that means the Catholic Church agrees, right?
25:24
Brian McFadden: Duh!
25:24
El Guapo: Mmm.
25:25
Testecleese: I mean, at least the way I was taught.
25:27
Testecleese: Growing up Catholic my entire life and still attending Catholic Mass.
25:33
Testecleese: Oh, and this is fun!
25:35
Testecleese: a state senator in Maryland had been indicted for extortion. Apparently, he, threatened to release, or she, I'm not sure, threatened to release, sexually explicit materials.
25:48
El Guapo: Damn.
25:49
Testecleese: Yeah, if, something didn't go their way, what was it, threatened to release an explicit video on a former consultant's affair
25:57
Testecleese: extortion related to your 2022 campaign for State House.
26:02
Testecleese: So…
26:03
Brian McFadden: Hmm.
26:04
Testecleese: Yeah. Democrat, Maryland.
26:06
El Guapo: Mmm, typical.
26:08
Testecleese: On the same…
26:11
Brian McFadden: Okay, well, these people are not following Hunter Biden's, plans, you know. Hunter Biden never had his,
26:20
El Guapo: cocaine actually delivered to the White House, he just brought it himself. But that's not how it works in Massachusetts, is it?
26:28
Testecleese: Jesus Christ, dude, I, yeah! Okay, he was, aide of the governor, right? This dude, Lamar Cook. Aid keys of blow!
26:39
Brian McFadden: delivered to a government building in Massachusetts. He's going down for a long time.
26:51
Testecleese: He may never get out of prison for this! What is going on?
26:57
Testecleese: Especially Massachusetts. How many more of these
27:02
Testecleese: Officials that are either elected or appointed.
27:05
Testecleese: Are gonna get arrested.
27:07
Testecleese: Before the people of Massachusetts say, what the hell is going on?
27:11
Brian McFadden: I don't think they're ever gonna say that. I mean, it's kind of what's going on in New York City right now, where they're, you know, gonna look, like Madame.
27:23
Testecleese: Yeah, they're gonna like them until everyone who makes any money at all leaves.
27:28
Brian McFadden: A lot of people willing to…
27:29
Testecleese: Tax of the poor.
27:30
Brian McFadden: A lot of…
27:31
Testecleese: He left.
27:32
Testecleese: Yep. And the thing is, a lot of these folks, oh, good, good, if the billionaires leave, good, fuck them. It's like, they pay all of the tax, and chances are, you work for one of them, you're gonna lose your job, too.
27:43
Brian McFadden: Yep.
27:44
Testecleese: Meanwhile, back in Massachusetts.
27:47
Brian McFadden: This brilliant governor is going to… she's proposing a tax on your excise tax.
27:54
Testecleese: Yeah, attacks on a…
27:55
Brian McFadden: Attacks! What could go wrong?
27:57
Testecleese: Well, that's the thing is, they're only allowed to raise taxes so much each year in Massachusetts, so instead of
28:04
Testecleese: breaking the laws and increasing the tax too much. She's going to tax your tax.
28:11
Testecleese: On, like, your cars and your houses and stuff like that.
28:16
Brian McFadden: That sounds like an increase on taxes.
28:19
Testecleese: Yeah, this sounds like turning into a tax and not a fine with the Affordable Care Act, right?
28:24
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
28:26
Testecleese: Oh my goodness. And again, Massachusetts, you're gonna see a lot of people fleeing, and it's gonna be anyone who pays taxes into your government.
28:34
Testecleese: And then, look, then you're left with this welfare state, and they're gonna blame everyone else. Why isn't this working? Well, you're taxing these people at 50%.
28:43
Testecleese: You know? It's like, I can work remotely, collect, you know what I mean?
28:48
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
28:50
Testecleese: Oh!
28:52
Testecleese: A mayor in, Coachella. I didn't realize that was an actual city, I thought it was just the name of a concert.
28:59
Brian McFadden: Well, I think the Coachella Country's on the East Coast, and this was in California, so…
29:03
Testecleese: Yes, yeah, he's been arrested, and faces 7 years in prison. Shoot, I can't remember what he's getting, he got picked up for. Let me have a quick look here. Mayor of Coachella has been arrested and faces uncertain future in public, policy. The Riverside County District Attorney's Office announced Thursday.
29:21
Testecleese: Steven Hernandez is taken into custody October 28th and faces several felony and misdemeanor charges of perjury and conflict of interest. Oh, that's right. This is the guy who hired his own company to do business within…
29:33
Brian McFadden: Riverside's down near Los Angeles, so is Southern California.
29:39
Testecleese: Yeah.
29:40
Testecleese: Yeah. So yeah, he hired his own companies to do all this work, and use taxpayer money.
29:47
Brian McFadden: Which is a big no-no. Sticking with California, we've got California billionaires that are gonna, thanks to Governor Newsom, they're facing a proposed one-time wealth tax.
30:01
Testecleese: Yeah.
30:02
Brian McFadden: How do you think they're gonna react to that?
30:04
Testecleese: First of all, before we even go into that question there, Brian.
30:08
Testecleese: How many times have we heard this is gonna be a one-time thing?
30:11
Brian McFadden: It's never a one-time thing.
30:15
Testecleese: Wasn't Reagan's amnesty supposed to be a one-time thing?
30:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, while Reagan was president.
30:20
Testecleese: We're supposed to never… we're gonna do it once, we're gonna close the border, and we never have to do this again.
30:25
Brian McFadden: And then the Republicans caved, and we did it again.
30:29
Testecleese: Yeah!
30:30
Testecleese: And they wanna do it again now. It's like, they're gonna keep coming if you keep just giving them citizenship!
30:36
Testecleese: But yeah, Cal… and it's our…
30:39
Testecleese: They want to tax the net worth of anyone worth over so much money.
30:45
Testecleese: The problem is, these guys don't have $85 billion sitting in a bank account.
30:49
Brian McFadden: No, it's invested in shit. Yeah, that's how the wealthy people get wealthy, and they stay wealthy, is it's invested in a bunch of shit.
30:58
Testecleese: Okay, now let's say your net worth is X, and, you know, you have to pay Y%, and that comes to W, when W…
31:06
Brian McFadden: People are moving to Florida…
31:08
Testecleese: Yeah.
31:08
Brian McFadden: Access… Tennessee…
31:11
Testecleese: But if W equals, like, $50 million.
31:16
Testecleese: Most of these billionaires don't have $50 million just sitting around to spend.
31:22
Testecleese: That means they're gonna have to sell off shares of companies, which, when the CEO, or founder, or whatever.
31:29
Testecleese: dumps massive amounts of shares. Other people dump shares, which dumps the value of the company, so now the guy's not worth nearly as much as he was taxed for, and your 401K took a shit. Your retirement plan.
31:43
Brian McFadden: Is this the same coalition that's calling for taxes on billionaires to set… take care of the state deficit?
31:51
Testecleese: That's the idea, is they want to use this money to fix.
31:55
Brian McFadden: Oh, these are Philadelphia people, so…
31:57
Testecleese: Oh, the next one, yeah.
31:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah, the Philadelphians are trying to tax billionaires to solve their state deficit.
32:04
Testecleese: Same…
32:04
Brian McFadden: back on spending.
32:05
Testecleese: The same way, they want to do a, they're not calling it a wealth tax, they're calling it an unrealized gains tax.
32:13
Testecleese: So, like, oh, your house went up in value?
32:16
Testecleese: You owe us a cut of what that house is worth now.
32:18
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well…
32:19
Testecleese: You have 20 pounds of silver, and it doubled in value over 20 years, you owe us 30% of what it's worth.
32:25
Brian McFadden: People will move out of Pennsylvania in a heartbeat. There's not a whole lot holding people to Pennsylvania.
32:32
Testecleese: Fetterman? I don't know what's going on. Fetterman's the most logical guy in the Dem party right now.
32:38
Brian McFadden: And they're gonna primary him when he comes up for re-election.
32:41
Testecleese: Yes, they are, and he was the one that everyone was like, you're really gonna pick the guy, the stroke victim who can't speak. That's the way it was at the time.
32:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, he got over the…
32:51
Testecleese: Yeah, well, maybe if he could speak, he wouldn't have won an election in Pennsylvania, because they would have heard what he had to say, like, they're not Nazis, they're not fascists, don't just kill him.
33:00
Brian McFadden: I think his policies have changed since he got into office.
33:07
Testecleese: Possibly.
33:07
Brian McFadden: He's more of a Manchin kind of Democrat.
33:11
Brian McFadden: And the party's leaving those people behind.
33:15
Testecleese: Yeah, like a 1990s Democrat.
33:17
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
33:18
Testecleese: Which is hilarious.
33:19
Brian McFadden: Even the Clinton-JFK Democrats, you know, they wouldn't belong in this party now.
33:27
Testecleese: Even Obama wouldn't. When Obama took office, he was against same-sex marriage. He would be considered a homophobe by today's standards, right?
33:34
Brian McFadden: Yup.
33:35
Testecleese: I believe that, marriage, is between one man and one woman.
33:40
Testecleese: While he was running for office. And Clinton's… shit, did anyone realize Trump was the first president in U.S. history to take office supporting same-sex marriage?
33:50
Brian McFadden: Nope.
33:50
Testecleese: Nobody gives a shit.
33:53
Testecleese: Just like everyone's so excited about this vaccine.
33:55
Testecleese: And it's like, Trump was the one who pushed it forward. That's actually something I keep bringing up.
34:01
Testecleese: But these guys just…
34:03
Testecleese: Don't know what's going on around them, they don't care to find out, but they're ready to shoot people.
34:08
Testecleese: For saying, hey man, that's not what actually happened, you know?
34:11
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
34:13
Brian McFadden: And Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago, he doesn't want the National Guard there.
34:19
Brian McFadden: But, more people are dying with him under as mayor in Chicago.
34:25
Testecleese: Well, not just that, black people are dying. Well, they took down the, what do they call it, the shot finder or whatever?
34:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah, it was racially profiling people.
34:36
Testecleese: You mean they put these sensors out to hear gunshots in areas, and then you could triangulate where the gunshot happened?
34:45
Brian McFadden: They should have put it in the suburbs, too.
34:48
Testecleese: No, you put it where people are being shot!
34:52
Testecleese: Right?
34:54
Brian McFadden: My beer.
34:55
Testecleese: You put them where people are getting shot, you don't waste all your money to put it in this suburban neighborhood where the worst thing that happens is someone breaks into your garage and borrows your fucking lawnmower, and…
35:04
Brian McFadden: Brings it back with a full team, yes.
35:10
Testecleese: And they're like, oh, this is racist because of profiles. It's like, no, it's helping people. Jesus Christ, it would eviscate an ambulance there to get people off the street before they die.
35:19
Brian McFadden: Nope, can't do that.
35:21
Testecleese: No, let them die. And, yeah, keep voting for these guys. Oh, you're not racist. How come Black Death… young black men are dying at a higher rate under your guy?
35:31
Testecleese: You know?
35:33
Testecleese: But it doesn't matter, as long as… if it's not the police shooting them, it's okay, right?
35:38
Testecleese: Black men can kill black man all they want, no one gives a shit, that's not an issue. Just like,
35:45
Testecleese: Nigeria.
35:47
Testecleese: How many times have you heard the word genocide concerning Israel and Gaza?
35:53
Testecleese: Couple times a day.
35:54
Brian McFadden: Nope.
35:55
Testecleese: Does anyone realize that there's right now, an actual genocide occurring in Nigeria, where they're going out, seeking out Christians, and executing them? It's been going on for years.
36:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah, and didn't, some Americans get caught up into this, too, from the embassy?
36:13
Testecleese: Yes!
36:15
Testecleese: But the actual genocide, like, we're gonna find all the people of this particular group, and we're gonna kill them all, versus we're gonna keep blowing up the bad guys. Unfortunately, civilians died, too. Somehow that's genocide, but I'm gonna kill… I'm gonna wipe out the Jews isn't genocide, you know what I mean? I'm gonna wipe out the Christians, isn't it?
36:31
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
36:33
Testecleese: Oh my gosh.
36:35
Testecleese: Wow, did we really finished all that? That was quick.
36:41
Testecleese: Oh, shit, we've been at this about an hour already, or almost, anyway.
36:46
Testecleese: So, this is amazing to me.
36:50
Testecleese: This article said refugees will be among the first to lose SNAP benefits.
36:55
Brian McFadden: Why do they have SNAP benefits to begin with?
36:57
Testecleese: That's the question right there, Brian. Isn't that the very argument that we're having over the government shutting down as non-citizens getting these benefits they're not supposed to?
37:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah, or rich Americans getting subsidies for Obamacare.
37:13
Testecleese: That's…
37:14
Brian McFadden: Because Biden, in the Inflation Reduction Act, they put all these extra subsidies in place, but there was no income limits on it. So anybody that applied for Obamacare could get a subsidy, no matter if they made a million dollars and they made $5.
37:31
Testecleese: It's funny, I actually watched the interview, Tim Pool did today with, Rand Paul.
37:38
Testecleese: And they were talking about exactly that. Rand Paul's like, you can make $225,000 a year, and you're still getting subsidized by the government for your healthcare. He's like, this is a real problem.
37:50
Brian McFadden: Ugh!
37:51
Brian McFadden: Those people can afford their healthcare.
37:53
Testecleese: People making that much money can afford not to have health insurance and pay out of pocket!
37:58
Brian McFadden: That's…
37:59
Brian McFadden: That's how a lot of rich people do it, is pay out of pocket. If they don't have subsidies…
38:05
Testecleese: Yeah, well, I mean, why not? If you offer to pay cash… my doctor, actually, I recently…
38:11
Testecleese: Since I moved to West Virginia, my health has turned a little bit. I'm…
38:15
Testecleese: My doctor was like, you're still, like, you know, exactly as in shape as you should be, like, peak physical
38:21
Testecleese: male fitness kind of thing. It goes, but you are a little on the high side of the good end of cholesterol. I was like, fucking West Virginia food. So goddamn good.
38:31
Brian McFadden: Almost as good as Taco Bell.
38:33
Testecleese: Oh, no, Taco Bell is near me, dude.
38:37
Testecleese: No, this is all homemade stuff, using Crisco to cook, and frying…
38:43
Brian McFadden: If you're cooking at home, you don't need to make it with Crisco, you know? They make better…
38:48
Testecleese: I know we usually eat at home, but when we do go out, I get the gross, greasy, delicious stuff, you know?
38:53
Testecleese: Okay. But the doctor was like.
38:55
Testecleese: hey, if you don't have insurance, we can do cash, and it's gonna cost, like, a third as much. And I was like.
39:00
Brian McFadden: Always does.
39:01
Testecleese: Yeah, I was like.
39:02
Testecleese: Doc, I was like, I understand. He's like, I have insurance, I got TRICARE. He goes, oh, excellent, TRICARE's awesome. I was like, yes, it is! But that just goes to show you what a frickin' racket this shit is, that they can cut the price in a third if it's gonna be a cash payment. Yeah, I mean.
39:16
Brian McFadden: Because they don't have to deal with the rigmarole of putting in claims to the government, you know, and the insurance companies.
39:24
Testecleese: A third amount of money is enough to still be profitable. That means they've tripled the price to hand off to the insurance company.
39:31
Testecleese: Which means that we're all paying more for all of this stuff because of the insurance company.
39:38
Brian McFadden: Well, TRICARE is tied in with Medicare, so whatever's agreed to in the contract for Medicare, that's what gets paid to the doctors.
39:47
Brian McFadden: with, TRICARE, too, so…
39:50
Testecleese: And that's… interesting you say that, or brought that up. I've been getting mail for, like, a week about enrolling in Medicare.
39:57
Brian McFadden: I'm like, what? Congratulations!
40:00
Brian McFadden: You are retired from the military, or you're on disability from the military, and you're gonna keep getting those until the day you're actually eligible for Medicare.
40:11
Testecleese: Michael, okay.
40:12
Brian McFadden: You're not eligible for any of those supplements and any of those plans, but…
40:17
Brian McFadden: You're in the mailing list system now, so you are gonna keep getting them every year during open enrollment time.
40:24
Testecleese: Is there some way I can get my name off this list?
40:26
Brian McFadden: I haven't figured it out yet. I'm getting closer to being eligible. That's when I'll probably get my name off the list.
40:32
Testecleese: just go get myself a felony, so I don't have to worry about this anymore.
40:35
Brian McFadden: I don't recommend that. That'll be the end of the show.
40:40
Testecleese: Yeah.
40:43
Testecleese: Well, speaking of felonies, you seen any of this shit on TikTok that's been going, like, mad viral of these people about SNAP benefits?
40:52
Brian McFadden: I've heard about it, and I heard that they're planning on looting all the stores if they don't get their SNAP benefits.
41:01
Testecleese: Yeah, and one lady made a point, she's like, oh, no, we ain't gonna loot the stores. She's like, we ain't doing that shit. We're waiting for you to go to your car to load your car up.
41:10
Testecleese: And we just gonna take all your shit, and, like, what are you gonna do about it? One lady, this is awesome, she goes, what you gonna do, huh? What you gonna do when I just kick in your front door? And I looked at this woman, and I was like, bitch, you ain't kicking anything in. You ain't picking your leg up above your knee level, alright? Because you're weigh about 285 pounds at, like, 5'5".
41:27
Testecleese: And I kick in your door and just take all your food. And I was like, oh, I'll put a hole through your chest.
41:33
Testecleese: You know? It's like, you kick in my door, I'm shooting you, you know?
41:39
Testecleese: And this is something I think a lot of these Wackadoos don't realize
41:45
Testecleese: Sooner… actually, that's one thing, the bodegas in New York City are, like, banding together and arming up.
41:52
Testecleese: To protect their stores from getting.
41:54
Brian McFadden: I remember the white, you don't have… you're not allowed to have a gun in New York City.
41:58
Testecleese: At all, or is it just very difficult?
42:01
Brian McFadden: Very difficult.
42:01
El Guapo: That's difficult.
42:03
Testecleese: You could get a handgun, but probably not a rifle or a shotgun.
42:06
Brian McFadden: No, you're not getting a handgun either, you're more likely to get a shotgun.
42:10
Testecleese: Oh my god.
42:10
El Guapo: No, I think, man.
42:14
Testecleese: Where was it, it was Los Angeles, right? Yeah, the LA Riots when.
42:18
El Guapo: the Korean store owners were on their rooftops with rifles, right? Oh, yeah, one of the guys are having a podcast with them.
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Testecleese: Yeah, he's still, he's still bragging about it, he's like a South Korean, gun owner or something like that.
42:33
Testecleese: Anyway, what you got here?
42:35
Testecleese: Right. Oh, yeah.
42:38
Testecleese: Fuming SNAP recipients threaten to loot if food stamps are cut November 1st. Stay the fuck out of my way.
42:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The heat for not providing enough.
42:46
Brian McFadden: You have to cut.
42:47
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: votes to open the government, took to the Senate floor to respond to Wednesday's New York Post cover, which creatively read, they don't give a chuck.
42:54
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: As the ongoing shutdown risks food aid for 43 million Americans, Schumer focused specifically on pushing to bring a bill to the floor that would only fund food stamps, and thus would clear up the issue of tens of millions of hungry Americans, while the rest of the issues holding up progress remain at a stalemate. There's a bill right now from Senator Hawley
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Republican, a conservative Republican.
43:17
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: that could ensure SNAP is funded.
43:20
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It has Republican and Democratic support.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: It's a bill I'd happily support and vote for. Senate Majority Leader John Thune has so far requested calls for smaller…
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Testecleese: spending bills after Democrats voted 13 times to keep the.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: government shut down.
43:34
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: food stamps that get hit at the end of the month. Air traffic controllers have been told not to expect their paychecks. At one of the country's busiest airports, Newark, a ground stop halted all flights for more than an hour due to staffing issues pegged to the shutdown. Congressional staffers who've been working through this shutdown have also been told not to expect their paychecks.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: LOL, OMG, you are.
43:56
Brian McFadden: Oh, good.
43:56
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: These are…
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Brian McFadden: We're starting the music.
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Testecleese: That was enough for her.
44:02
Brian McFadden: Yup. One last thing, where'd he go?
44:05
El Guapo: I'm here.
44:06
Brian McFadden: I'm just…
44:07
El Guapo: Yeah.
44:07
Brian McFadden: Working on your computer?
44:09
El Guapo: No, no.
44:09
Testecleese: I want everyone to understand.
44:13
Testecleese: Congress is still gonna get paid during this shutdown.
44:16
Brian McFadden: And that's one of my biggest gripes. They signed that into law a few years back. I think there should be a new law that said anytime the military ain't getting paid, they're not getting paid.
44:27
Testecleese: I'd like to see a law passed that says every time the government shuts down, everyone in office, Congress or Senate, is up for re-election next cycle, no matter what.
44:38
El Guapo: I like that better than that, not pay, because most of the billionaires are ready, so that's not gonna affect them.
44:45
Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they're following the Nancy Pelosi trading tendons.
44:49
Testecleese: Yes, yes.
44:50
Brian McFadden: Apparently, there's a website you can go to to see their trades, and, you know, you can invest like they do.
44:57
El Guapo: Yeah.
44:57
Testecleese: Pelosi in particular, there's one specifically for Paul Pelosi.
45:01
El Guapo: I'm surprised that it doesn't called Trey like Pelosi.
45:04
Testecleese: Yeah, well, it's… it's crazy! This man, most people to see the future…
45:09
Testecleese: Because he always manages to pick this stuff, like, the day before it sky… before a law passes, and the value of this company skyrockets.
45:17
Brian McFadden: Well, we do that too, you know, because we are from the future.
45:23
Testecleese: we do…
45:24
Testecleese: If you got into investing here and there, Brian, I bet you'd be doing very well with as much attention as we're paying what's going on, you know it, right?
45:31
Brian McFadden: Yep, yeah.
45:34
Testecleese: like, oh, for the love of God, I wish I had invested in Raytheon and Lockheed Martin as soon as this thing in Ukraine happened, because we dumped our entire old arsenal and rebuilt it new. Like, jeez.
45:45
El Guapo: Well, I guess…
45:47
Testecleese: Rowan must make so much money!
45:49
El Guapo: Proctor and Gobble make… Proctor and, PG…
45:52
El Guapo: Makes more money at Raytheon and all the Defense Department.
45:57
El Guapo: Believe it or not.
45:59
Testecleese: Yeah, you can still buy… you can buy, like, General Electric and Boeing and Rolls Royce, though, right?
46:03
El Guapo: Yeah, but… yeah, but they make a lot more money than the Defense Department. I mean, the… the companies that deal with the Defense Department… well, the War Department now.
46:13
Testecleese: Yes, Department of War. And I have no issue with it being called Department of War, because that's what it was originally, you know?
46:19
Testecleese: I'm okay with that. That seems to drive a lot of people nuts, like the Gulf of America.
46:23
El Guapo: You know what, that's what they said it too, go to war, you know, like, we are a kill machine, you tell us what to point.
46:30
El Guapo: And we kill it, and we come back, instead of fucking rebuilding fucking nations and shit.
46:35
Testecleese: Yeah, we need to stop this nation-building garbage and regime change and all that shit. We're either gonna fight you or leave you alone, is the way I see it, but…
46:45
Testecleese: Now, we got a whole thing about war to talk about later. Oh my goodness!
46:49
Testecleese: This'll be good.
46:50
Brian McFadden: Still on the road.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: November. Just wondering, because I don't get that much to begin with, but, like, my family thrives off that, we need that, like, that's how.
46:59
Testecleese: Right.
47:01
Brian McFadden: Thrive.
47:01
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: dinner right.
47:02
Brian McFadden: Doesn't get much, but they thrive.
47:03
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I'm just wondering, what am I supposed to do? My food stamps went down 4,400. 4,400 in food stamps every month.
47:14
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: to $38.
47:18
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Why am I supposed to give her $38 with 6 kids?
47:23
Brian McFadden: Why do you think?
47:23
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: How the hell am I supposed to support my kids on $38 in food stamps?
47:29
El Guapo: Baby Dad.
47:30
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Not to mention, are disability checks on hold?
47:34
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Our Section 8… isn't getting paid tomorrow. So I have to come off $1,100.
47:39
Brian McFadden: No, not on hold.
47:40
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay? I am allergic to work.
47:44
Brian McFadden: It works!
47:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I refuse to work.
47:47
Brian McFadden: That's a problem, bro.
47:48
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: What reason I had kids. Yes.
47:51
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Was the amount of government benefits that you get for one child.
47:55
Brian McFadden: So she had 6 kids to get.
47:56
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And now… With the dependent age being 7,
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And younger, none of my kids are dependents now.
48:04
Brian McFadden: I guess you better add some more bin.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: None of them, because they're all older than 7! So how am I supposed to live?
48:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: How do I feed my kids on $38?
48:15
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: This is not okay.
48:17
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: In my video about food stamps, I'm gonna say this one more time for the people in the back that don't understand. Ain't nobody judging you. Nobody is judging you for getting food.
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Brian McFadden: 23 minutes of this!
48:28
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: My point that I.
48:29
Testecleese: Let's try them out.
48:29
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: My mistake is, if you are in need, which…
48:33
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Government assistance is a need. If you are in need of government assistance to pay for your food for you, or for your family, you shouldn't be buying $9 smokes! Because if you can afford $9 for smokes, then you can afford $9 for a couple packs of hamburger meat.
48:53
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay, so let's do a little math here. Say you get $500 worth of food stamps.
48:57
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And then you get $500 on your paycheck.
49:00
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: The $500 from your paycheck should be going to your bills, And your savings!
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Because government assistance is supposed to be that break for you to be able to save so you can start not relying on government assistance. So if you're spending your extra money that you have because you get food stamps to buy your groceries on things that are not necessities instead of saving, you're abusing the program!
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Now, I will say, the people that commented that said, how do you know those were hash errands?
49:30
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay, so I didn't know. I don't know. She could be buying it for her sister, her cousin, whatever, and if that's the case, then I do publicly apologize. But it's not just her. You see it over and over again. Over and over again, you see people abuse the system, and that's what I was trying to make a point about.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: So if you disagree, that's fine, but don't come at me talking about, I'm not judging you for needing assistance. I'm not. I'm just saying that if you have money to afford things that are not necessities, when you are telling the government that you need food.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Then you're abusing the system.
50:05
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Okay, y'all have a good day. Me and my kids have been 5 days without food.
50:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Five days ago, my food stamps were taken from me. Stolen from me. With no warning. No warning. Today, I get this food stamp letter.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: From the fucking food stamp office!
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: me, not only Am I losing my food stamps?
50:30
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I'm losing my $2,100 in cash benefits that I get every single month to pay my bills. I'm losing my Section 8…
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Brian McFadden: You got 6 kids!
50:39
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Hipnaps, hip naps decreased.
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Brian McFadden: How about for kids?
50:41
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: 4,000!
50:42
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: $300!
50:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: To $19 a month for 6 kids.
50:50
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: to feed 6 kids at $19 a freaking month.
50:59
Brian McFadden: He refused to get a job.
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Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Carrie's benefits!
51:03
El Guapo: the…
51:03
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: No cash benefits. My $300 utility check that I get every single month, I will no longer be getting. We're gonna be blacked out on the fucking streets.
51:14
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: They take… And food stamps!
51:19
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: I don't even have a fucking dollar. Consumer the Republic to snap a board sale.
51:25
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: making America great again?
51:27
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Yeah, you off the fucking… Can somebody make that…
51:30
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: So, apparently, there's this thing called No Stamp November. Honey, have you heard of this? No. Where the government has shut down, apparently they are not gonna give 41 million Americans their food stamps. You mean to tell me that 5 people are standing in the way of this government shutdown being over with? The 41 million people don't get their food stamps for the month of November. I'm just kind of curious, what do you actually think is gonna happen to your government? I'm already predicting that there's gonna be nothing but mass
51:55
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: chaos. I'm talking about people are going to be looting stores, they're going to be going into the grocery stores, anywhere and everywhere they possibly can, stealing food just to be able to feed their families. What is this government shutdown?
52:08
Testecleese: I think that's what the Democrats want. They want rioting the streets and looting to show their unhappiness with Trump, but these… these retards…
52:17
Testecleese: Don't understand that Trump is waiting for this with the National Guard. This is an excuse to deploy the Guard in all of these cities and shut it all down.
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Brian McFadden: Yep.
52:27
Testecleese: And, okay, I did some quick calculations. That woman who made $4,400 a month in food stamps.
52:33
Brian McFadden: Right.
52:34
Testecleese: Not more than… not more than my household brings in in a month.
52:37
Testecleese: But…
52:38
Brian McFadden: But still a nice chunk of change.
52:41
Testecleese: $52,800 a year.
52:45
Testecleese: That's more than some people I know make in a year who are surviving on their own.
52:50
Brian McFadden: Yeah, I make more than that now that I met with the bankruptcy attorney and actually did a budget, and I'm like, damn, we make a lot of money! Yeah, yeah, oh, shit, when I pay… Where in the fuck does it all going?
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Testecleese: See, that's the key, and that's why I keep saying this, giving people more money isn't gonna solve their problems, because if people are gonna live paycheck to paycheck, even if they get 100,000 bucks a month, they're gonna spend it all.
53:14
El Guapo: Waiting for that next paycheck to come in next month.
53:17
Brian McFadden: Yes.
53:18
El Guapo: I was about to tell you, I think this should be a cap, two kids only.
53:23
El Guapo: For 7 years, and… what the hell are the parents of the kids, you know?
53:29
El Guapo: They're dead father.
53:30
Testecleese: Isn't food stamps only supposed to be a couple months at a time?
53:33
El Guapo: It should be like, you know what, every…
53:36
El Guapo: I mean, I… okay, I can see if you… you… the husband die?
53:41
El Guapo: If you need to get back on your feet, I can see 2 years, 3 years covering you until you get back on your feet, you know?
53:48
Testecleese: Well, yeah, husband and father dies, I'll even be willing to give you 5 years to deal with your grieving, handling your children, like, this person actually needs.
53:57
El Guapo: And also, you have to get, like, a job, you know, like, part… 20 hours a week.
54:03
El Guapo: You know…
54:03
Testecleese: Shit, I like the idea of not even necessarily a job, community service, like, 20 hours a week. Go pick up trash on the side of the road, because that needs to get done anyway, and it'll save the government money not having to pay someone to go out there and do it. Instead, we pay you with food.
54:18
El Guapo: Yeah.
54:19
Testecleese: The air.
54:21
El Guapo: And you know what? I bet you all of these people, they vote Democrats. Every single one of them.
54:27
Testecleese: Yeah, and half of them don't… well, most of them don't even realize it's their party stopping this from.
54:34
Brian McFadden: Yup.
54:35
Testecleese: going forward.
54:37
Testecleese: And I am not good, I can never figure out the video part of this, but I got a couple… I'll want to play at least audio.
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Brian McFadden: Alright, go for it.
54:46
Testecleese: And the people… Oh, look, we gotta rewind this.
54:48
Audio shared by Testecleese: And next week.
54:49
Brian McFadden: And take over sharing.
54:50
Audio shared by Testecleese: people.
54:51
Brian McFadden: You got it back on, okay.
54:53
Audio shared by Testecleese: Going to have to.
54:54
Brian McFadden: Alright, cool.
54:55
Audio shared by Testecleese: feeling.
54:56
Audio shared by Testecleese: In order to feed themselves and their families. And the government complains. People complain about the crime rate going up.
55:04
Audio shared by Testecleese: Even though they're the ones who fucking did it.
55:08
Audio shared by Testecleese: Make sure you point your anger at the system and the people at the top.
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Audio shared by Testecleese: Because they're the ones who took the food away from families, and poor people, and starving children.
55:21
Testecleese: Problem is, they didn't take the food away from you, they're just not giving you money.
55:26
Testecleese: to feed your kids. This is the problem, is once a program like this goes into place, it can never go away.
55:35
Testecleese: And now you've just made it so people can be dependent on the government, and…
55:39
Testecleese: I wish I was better at sharing the videos of these, because, oh, dear God.
55:46
Audio shared by Testecleese: Go work a job, go get a job, stop freeloading, stop this, stop that, no.
55:54
Audio shared by Testecleese: Give us out.
55:59
Audio shared by Testecleese: My benefit.
56:00
Testecleese: It's just, these… they get… they get crazier and crazier, and something I noticed…
56:05
Testecleese: Almost… at least two-thirds of these people complaining about how they're gonna starve to death weigh like a deuce and a half.
56:13
Brian McFadden: Okay.
56:15
Testecleese: Well, it's like, you're not starving if you're 5'5 and weigh 250 pounds, right?
56:20
Brian McFadden: Right. No.
56:21
Testecleese: It's just, you don't. You're not starving. And they go, I got 90 kids to feed. It's like, bitch, maybe you should have fed them instead of eating their dinner!
56:32
Testecleese: Oh my god. And yeah, I genuinely think that the Dems are waiting to push this as far as they can, even into Thanksgiving, to cause actual rioting, and that's just gonna… that's gonna make Trump deploy the guard heavy-handedly.
56:44
Testecleese: That shit, I've already told my friends.
56:47
Testecleese: After the first, or on… or after the first, bring your gun with you to the supermarket, it's not worth it.
56:52
Testecleese: It's just, it's not worth the risk. Someone tries to take, you know, hit you with a baseball bat, steal your food, friggin' ventilate them.
57:00
El Guapo: Now…
57:01
Testecleese: Don't go putting holes in people if they don't deserve to have a hole in them, okay?
57:09
Testecleese: Yeah, and wow… oh, actually, also, they said, what, 43 million? They said Americans on food stamps. I wonder how many of them are not Americans.
57:19
Brian McFadden: Well, and that's such a ridic… I mean, I'm telling you, there shouldn't be that many Americans on food stamps.
57:26
Testecleese: Well, especially this woman who said, I'm allergic to work, I refuse to work.
57:30
Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's the problem right there. Allergic to work, you know? If you're allergic to work, you shouldn't be getting any subsidies, you know? And that's kind of what Trump's trying to do. He's trying to put the work quotient back into welfare, you know? If you're an able-bodied.
57:47
Brian McFadden: You know, 40, 50-year-old person, you know, you gotta work a certain amount of number of hours, or go to do a charity work for a certain number of hours to keep your benefits going.
57:58
Testecleese: Yeah. See, I like that idea, like, go pick up trash, along the roads in your neighborhood.
58:04
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
58:05
Testecleese: You know?
58:06
Testecleese: It needs to get done anyway, and you got nothing else to do if you ain't working, right?
58:11
Brian McFadden: Right.
58:12
Testecleese: And if you got 9 kids, that's a lot of kids to help you pick up some trash. You could probably get it done in half as much time, huh?
58:17
Brian McFadden: Yep.
58:19
Testecleese: As, we're talking about people not being able to eat because they don't work, a bunch of people got fired.
58:26
Brian McFadden: 30,000!
58:27
Testecleese: Yeah, 30K got fired from Amazon alone.
58:31
Brian McFadden: Because they're switching over to AI.
58:34
Testecleese: Well, here's the thing, everyone said that physical labor is gonna lose their jobs because of robots, didn't they?
58:41
Testecleese: I still know welders, plumbers, and carpenters.
58:44
Testecleese: These are all executive jobs, because AI…
58:46
Brian McFadden: I thought they've taken over those jobs.
58:48
Brian McFadden: I don't even think AI's taken over a ton of physical jobs, I think they're taking over, like…
58:54
Brian McFadden: the people that are managing to get stuff moved around and shipped out and stuff like that. They're more focused on…
59:04
Brian McFadden: you know… The backend kind of things.
59:08
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
59:08
Brian McFadden: I know, I deliver bread to an Amazon warehouse now, been doing it for about a month, and there's still plenty of people in there, you know, to meet me and get my bread delivered to, so…
59:22
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Someone still needs to unload this.
59:24
Brian McFadden: And another problem, Amazon's looking to get rid of these people, because Amazon also said, we're gonna be great, and we're gonna pay them, like.
59:32
Brian McFadden: A living wage, and health benefits up the wazoo, you know?
59:37
Testecleese: And then they realized how fast that added up and cost a ton of money.
59:40
Brian McFadden: Yeah, so now they're looking for AI to get rid of people.
59:44
Testecleese: Yeah.
59:45
Testecleese: Huh?
59:47
Testecleese: And it's funny, listen to these people say, I hate billionaires, I hate Amazon, as they get on Amazon and order more shit.
59:52
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, and I guarantee they got Amazon Prime to, like, watch video on and stuff like that, you know?
59:59
Testecleese: I do, but we do half our shopping through Amazon, because we live in the middle of frickin' nowhere.
1:00:04
Brian McFadden: We do what's convenient for us, but we've got… we're 5 minutes away from Food Lion, and 10 minutes away from Walmart, so, you know, we…
1:00:13
Brian McFadden: Actually, I don't like ordering my groceries on Amazon.
1:00:18
Testecleese: Oh, no, no, no. I will order groceries at Walmart and go pick them up with the hour drive.
1:00:24
Brian McFadden: Noga.
1:00:25
Testecleese: But, like, shit, we go to Walmart.com and get, like, our butt wipes and our, paper towels delivered to the house, instead of driving out an hour to get them, you know what I mean?
1:00:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
1:00:39
Brian McFadden: Stuff like that makes sense, you know.
1:00:42
Testecleese: Bam!
1:00:42
Brian McFadden: I see what the shoppers are picking up in Walmart every day, and I'm like.
1:00:48
Brian McFadden: People can't leave their houses to get this shit, you know, themselves.
1:00:53
Brian McFadden: I'm not paying extra for somebody to go into stores and pick up my groceries for me, you know? I'm not doing Instacart, I'm not doing DoorDash, I'm not paying for that kind of shit.
1:01:01
Brian McFadden: I can't afford it.
1:01:02
El Guapo: I can see if you got… I can see if you got a disability, I get it.
1:01:06
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
1:01:06
El Guapo: Or, like, you work from home, like, oh, like, my schedule's weird, so, like, I can see me doing that, but I still don't do it. I still find some time to go do it.
1:01:15
Testecleese: Well, I do a month of grocery shopping at Walmart at a time?
1:01:19
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:01:20
Testecleese: Literally fill the entire bed and the backseat of my pickup truck.
1:01:24
Brian McFadden: But when you shoot your deer, you don't have to go as often.
1:01:27
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:01:28
Testecleese: Well, I'm still gonna have to go shopping, but I'm gonna have…
1:01:32
Brian McFadden: Me.
1:01:32
Testecleese: more meat saved up. And that's another thing that I want to bring up to these food stamp folk.
1:01:39
Testecleese: I, at all times, keep 6 months of food, at least 6 months of food, on hand in my house. Because, you know, sometimes snowstorms happen.
1:01:48
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:01:49
Brian McFadden: Not in Virginia.
1:01:51
Testecleese: I've… I haven't seen a lot of snow. Well, any snow in Virginia is a mess, though, isn't it?
1:01:56
Brian McFadden: Yep. Great for the bride business.
1:01:59
Testecleese: Yeah, the state has no idea how to handle snow. They really don't.
1:02:03
Brian McFadden: Completely different. I don't have actual snowplows, so…
1:02:06
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:02:07
Testecleese: Meanwhile, Massachusetts has been dealing with snow so long, it's actually a privately run thing, you know. Like, there are government trucks, but you can go buy your own plow and contract to the government to go plow roads. And they'll pay… so you get up early for work, like, 2 hours early, go plow a couple neighborhoods, get paid a couple extra hundred bucks before you go to work.
1:02:27
Testecleese: I tried to bring that up here in Virginia, under the last governor, and I just got a…
1:02:32
Testecleese: form letter response. I was like, oh, so nobody read that.
1:02:38
Brian McFadden: Yep. Well, we already talked about the CBS staffer that's calling the layoffs a bloodbath.
1:02:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah. In the, in the upper. So now we got the judges allowing the Trump administration to fire most DOJ race-related agency employees.
1:02:55
El Guapo: Okay.
1:02:57
Brian McFadden: DEI is gone in this administration. Problem is, next time a dem gets elected, it'll be right on back.
1:03:07
Testecleese: Dude, isn't it?
1:03:07
El Guapo: Oh my god.
1:03:08
Testecleese: against all the…
1:03:09
El Guapo: It's been a while.
1:03:09
Testecleese: laws, but isn't it against Oswald's laws to make these decisions based upon race?
1:03:15
Brian McFadden: Yeah!
1:03:16
Brian McFadden: Affirmative action!
1:03:20
Testecleese: That's the thing is, if they just stuck with affirmative action, they could have gone away with this, you know what I mean? But as soon as they're like, no, no, no, we're not even gonna look at the white people, it's like, what?
1:03:30
Brian McFadden: I mean, look at Kamala Harris, she was picked for a couple of reasons.
1:03:34
Testecleese: And what about his Supreme Court pick, you know?
1:03:39
Brian McFadden: Whether she was qualified or not, you know, she was picked for those reasons. He said it from the get-go, that's what he was gonna pick.
1:03:47
Testecleese: Have you read any of Jackson Brown's, she's not…
1:03:51
Brian McFadden: Qualified.
1:03:53
Testecleese: Yeah, but she's clearly using AI to write her dissent letters.
1:03:57
El Guapo: It shouldn't.
1:03:58
Testecleese: I'm not a huge fan of Keegan's work, but at least Keegan is reliable in what she's gonna do.
1:04:04
Testecleese: You know? And more than once, she's come on, she's like, that woman's out of her mind.
1:04:08
Brian McFadden: Sotomayor is not very good at being a Supreme Court Justice, either. She's not… she's not on the same intellectual level as other people on the Supreme Court.
1:04:19
Testecleese: Correct.
1:04:20
Testecleese: And, geez.
1:04:23
Testecleese: Alright.
1:04:24
Testecleese: Excuse me.
1:04:29
Brian McFadden: Size, baby!
1:04:31
Testecleese: Yeah, they just picked up a guy…
1:04:33
Testecleese: who's being charged with assaulting a police officer. He's been deported 3 times already!
1:04:37
Brian McFadden: He'll be back.
1:04:40
Brian McFadden: In the next administration.
1:04:43
Testecleese: Well, even if we deport him, he might come right back anyway, apparently.
1:04:47
Brian McFadden: Well, the border's pretty much closed these days with Trump in charge.
1:04:51
Testecleese: You can say that, but you could always slip through somewhere. It's a big, wide border.
1:04:55
Brian McFadden: Maybe he can come over on a drug, summer, or civil.
1:05:00
Testecleese: going… I… I'm not going anywhere near any of those things down there right now.
1:05:05
Testecleese: I'm not even gonna go fishing in the Caribbean!
1:05:07
Brian McFadden: The war on drugs is real!
1:05:11
Testecleese: Exactly. This went from, like, a theoretical war on drugs to an actual heart war.
1:05:17
Testecleese: We blew up more, you know.
1:05:19
Brian McFadden: I know, I know, I don't think we have it in here, but yeah.
1:05:22
Testecleese: Oh, it's in here, it's in here.
1:05:23
Brian McFadden: Alright. Oh, it might be under here, okay, alright, yeah. Oh, yeah, we'll get to it.
1:05:28
Testecleese: Oh, yeah. And now an illegal immigrant, I think he's an Indian man.
1:05:35
Testecleese: Was flying out of the country, which…
1:05:37
Testecleese: It first surprised me a little bit that we bothered
1:05:41
Testecleese: bringing this plane down to arrest this guy in Boston, but it turns out he stabbed people on the plane.
1:05:48
Brian McFadden: Oh, that's another reason. That's a good reason to bring.
1:05:51
El Guapo: Good morning.
1:05:52
Brian McFadden: Yeah, so they.
1:05:53
Testecleese: I diverted to Boston and took him into custody, and I was like.
1:05:56
Testecleese: I don't know what the penalty for this is, but I would not be surprised if it's, a death sentence.
1:06:02
Brian McFadden: Deportation!
1:06:04
Testecleese: This sounds an awful lot like what happened to 9-11, doesn't it?
1:06:09
Testecleese: Except they had box cutters.
1:06:12
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but he didn't try to, like, hijack the plane, he was just stabbing people on the plane.
1:06:17
Testecleese: Yeah, and everyone on that plane didn't know that, though.
1:06:20
Testecleese: And I guess he used a fork. Do you get forks on planes for your meals? I don't know.
1:06:26
Brian McFadden: No, he had to bring it himself.
1:06:28
Testecleese: How'd he get it on the plane?
1:06:30
Brian McFadden: I, you can get it in first class.
1:06:33
Brian McFadden: But otherwise… but you could go to a restaurant inside of security and order a meal and walk out with a fork.
1:06:43
Testecleese: It's just crazy, man.
1:06:44
Brian McFadden: You're not going to, like… The restaurants inside security and getting plastic silverware, you still get regular silverware.
1:06:53
Testecleese: Dude, they may as well be doing full body cavity searches at TSA, but they just recently let you stop taking your shoes off, right?
1:07:02
Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, I haven't taken my shoes off in years because I paid for TSA pre-check, so…
1:07:08
Testecleese: And that's a perfect example right there, Brian, was what good is this if I'll… to get my sneaker bomb on the plane is to pay a little extra money?
1:07:18
Brian McFadden: Well… I've always said…
1:07:21
Brian McFadden: And it's probably been recorded on this show before, that taking your shoes off is just to make people feel good.
1:07:30
Brian McFadden: There is no actual…
1:07:31
Testecleese: security.
1:07:32
Brian McFadden: Security involvement in taking your shoes off to go through security.
1:07:37
Testecleese: I understand that, but I also know that it slows everything down.
1:07:42
Brian McFadden: I'm taking your laptop out of your bag, all that shit slows everything down. And having only a certain amount of fluid ounces going through, you know, your carry-on bags slows everything down.
1:07:57
Testecleese: And somehow, every time I've been on a plane, I've always been picked to go through the full body scan.
1:08:02
Testecleese: And I'm like, why don't you just have me stripped down naked? Because that's essentially what this scanner does, you know what I mean?
1:08:07
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:08:08
Testecleese: Dude, why don't you just have me stripped down naked, you know what I mean? It's like…
1:08:12
Testecleese: Meanwhile, this guy can just carry cutlery. If he could have got a fork on this aircraft, who said he couldn't have got a knife on this aircraft?
1:08:20
Brian McFadden: Could've. I'm guaranteeing he got it from that restaurant inside of security.
1:08:26
El Guapo: This is… That's true, too.
1:08:28
Testecleese: to throw away this whole TSA thing, it's worthless, it's just costing money, it's driving the cost up, it's making it take longer. But they want you there, like, 2 hours before your flight leaves?
1:08:37
Brian McFadden: For free right now.
1:08:39
El Guapo: Well, I think it should be run by the airports themselves, you know, state-by-state basis, and same thing with the air traffic controllers.
1:08:48
Testecleese: The state's doing it.
1:08:50
El Guapo: Yeah, like, a state, you're like, you want, you need that many air traffic controllers, and the government, the federal government should give you, like, a little…
1:08:58
El Guapo: pay, you know? Like, 10% of the paycheck comes from the government, you know?
1:09:02
El Guapo: the federal government.
1:09:04
Testecleese: Because then we're not gonna… Big issue is most of these flights cross state lines.
1:09:10
Brian McFadden: That's why…
1:09:10
El Guapo: No, it should be run by the ground crew. The ground crew, they're not… it's not like the pilots, you know, they go from state to state.
1:09:21
Testecleese: No, but if security sucks at Atlanta, and the plane is going to Boston.
1:09:28
Testecleese: And the, you know, then the plane crashes in… I don't know.
1:09:33
El Guapo: No, no, no, no, I'm talking about air traffic controller, this should be paid by the states.
1:09:37
Testecleese: Oh, whoa.
1:09:38
El Guapo: The original airport.
1:09:41
Testecleese: Yeah, see, that's an interesting take, because you… in theory, you could, because you're only looking at the aircraft immediately around you.
1:09:48
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:09:49
Testecleese: But the federal government, the FFA, is taking control of everything in the air. Like, all airspace.
1:09:57
Testecleese: Same reason why you can't fly a drone over a certain… A toy drone over a certain height, because FAA will come and get you.
1:10:04
Testecleese: And…
1:10:06
Testecleese: Well, historically, you didn't want to get in trouble with the federal government because they don't prosecute unless they can put you in prison, but lately, these judges just keep throwing charges out because they don't like them.
1:10:20
Testecleese: There we go.
1:10:21
Testecleese: Did you guys… Ryan's already.
1:10:24
El Guapo: Did he disappear?
1:10:26
El Guapo: No! Right here.
1:10:27
Testecleese: Is this… Oh, this is a different one of mine, I thought this was the next one. Okay.
1:10:31
Brian McFadden: It is a nice one. Oh, okay, so this is, chicago Area Ice Facility.
1:10:37
Testecleese: Okay, is this the one running for Senate or whatever? Or Congress?
1:10:41
El Guapo: No, she's not in the…
1:10:43
Brian McFadden: This is the people getting arrested at the ICE facility.
1:10:46
El Guapo: Nice, nice.
1:10:48
Testecleese: You're muted, too.
1:10:51
El Guapo: with me.
1:10:51
Testecleese: No, they… there we go.
1:10:53
El Guapo: Oh.
1:11:04
Testecleese: Notice how all these protesters have masks on their faces.
1:11:07
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:11:10
Testecleese: That's weird, isn't it?
1:11:17
Testecleese: See, don't be pushing or hitting the cops, because exactly that right there is gonna happen.
1:11:22
Testecleese: And you're gonna lose every time. What is that thing!
1:11:26
Brian McFadden: Another ad!
1:11:28
El Guapo: Let me go get up here.
1:11:33
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Dozen beer still.
1:11:37
Testecleese: Yeah, so this is just a bunch of dumbasses,
1:11:41
Testecleese: tossed around and arrested by the cops because they… dude, they got…
1:11:47
Testecleese: The cop disarmed… what… took that… oh, what are those sticks the cops have? Are those, like, Kendo sticks?
1:11:52
Brian McFadden: Pretty much. Yeah.
1:11:54
Testecleese: Just to push the crowd back?
1:11:55
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:12:00
Testecleese: Oh my god.
1:12:01
Testecleese: Yeah, a woman running for Congress in her state, I can't, I can't remember what state.
1:12:08
Testecleese: Illinois.
1:12:09
Testecleese: Huh?
1:12:10
El Guapo: Illinois.
1:12:11
Testecleese: Illinois, Abu Gazella, something like that?
1:12:13
El Guapo: Yeah, ka-boo-boo-boo-boo.
1:12:15
Testecleese: Yeah, isn't that the thing they use in, like, the European soccer games to make the noise?
1:12:21
Testecleese: Goofy plastic horn.
1:12:23
El Guapo: I think that's from Santa, but… Yeah.
1:12:26
Testecleese: Well, the Blue Buzela?
1:12:29
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:12:30
El Guapo: I gotta know, man. I don't know, I don't know the name, I just… he's annoying and stuff.
1:12:34
Testecleese: Those horns are called vous heels, you see them at, like, soccer games, but… She,
1:12:40
Testecleese: She's… everyone has seen this woman. Everyone is… she's the one who got picked up and thrown by the ICE officers.
1:12:48
Testecleese: Little tiny woman.
1:12:49
Brian McFadden: Okay.
1:12:51
Testecleese: She's been making this tour about all of her rights are violated, like, I have First Amendment rights, I thought Republicans liked that. And even CN was like, you were… you were striking the police officers, trying to impede their… their actions. And she actually rage quit one of these interviews.
1:13:07
El Guapo: Oh, yeah, I saw that.
1:13:09
Testecleese: Yeah, so, okay, when she just rolls out, like, nope.
1:13:12
Testecleese: And this video of her admitting to all these things she did, that was illegal.
1:13:16
Testecleese: She's going to jail, this video of her hitting these cops, pushing back against their cars, scratching their cars.
1:13:26
El Guapo: You know, and trying to stop them from doing their job.
1:13:29
Testecleese: She's going to prison. She apparently thought this was gonna be great for her name.
1:13:33
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:13:36
Testecleese: Yeah, the video's hilarious. She got picked up and thrown 3 separate times.
1:13:41
Testecleese: Because she just kept getting in the way. It was the third time they finally arrested her, like, alright!
1:13:46
Testecleese: I guess you're coming with us now. Like, we were just trying to get you out of the way.
1:13:51
Testecleese: And she's like, oh, they physically assaulted me. I was like, no, you hit the cop, he picked you up.
1:13:55
Testecleese: Pushes you out of the way.
1:13:57
Testecleese: She weighs, like, 120 pounds, she said.
1:14:01
El Guapo: Hmm. Right.
1:14:02
Testecleese: Could've just backhanded her, and she would have gone that far.
1:14:07
Testecleese: I think Guapo shared this one, I got a good laugh out of it.
1:14:12
El Guapo: Oh, what you want to say?
1:14:14
Testecleese: Well, it looks like some states, anyway, are doing pop English tests on truck drivers now.
1:14:21
El Guapo: Yeah, especially if you got a California license plate, Oklahoma, they were, like, stopping you, like, let's just check.
1:14:28
Testecleese: Make sure you know what the road signs are, like, if you can read the road signs.
1:14:32
El Guapo: Even have a regular conversation, like, hey, let me get your driver registration. I usually get that a lot, like, driver registration, where you headed, what you got, what is that in the white bag, you know, like, it's like, oh, that's this, that's that, you know, like, just to see if we have a conversation, you know?
1:14:48
Testecleese: Well, interestingly enough, I've seen plenty of people saying how the cops can't just do this, and I was like.
1:14:53
Testecleese: You agreed to…
1:14:54
Brian McFadden: That's a gun.
1:14:55
Testecleese: when you got your license. You agreed to all of this in advance.
1:14:59
El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
1:15:00
Testecleese: Just like the driver's license, when you got it, you agreed…
1:15:02
El Guapo: It's a privilege, not right.
1:15:04
Testecleese: It's a variety test, or a.
1:15:07
Testecleese: blowing a tube breathalyzer test. Like, you can't make me. It's like, no, we'll just take your license away, because you said you would do it, and now you won't.
1:15:15
Testecleese: But yeah, especially CDL, Guapa, you know this, like, they don't fuck around, like, there are some serious rules, and you have to comply as a driver, right?
1:15:23
El Guapo: Oh, yeah. Like, oh, dude, like, I got this cop mad at me because…
1:15:28
El Guapo: He was pulling me over in like a… like a little village type of area.
1:15:33
El Guapo: So I couldn't pull over anywhere, so I had to drag it. I put the hazard light, and I just had to drag it.
1:15:39
Testecleese: To let them know that you're stopping, at least, right?
1:15:40
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, but I had to drag him where it's a way I can pull over for him not to get hit, and for me not to make fucking crazy turns just to get out of there where I'm gonna go.
1:15:52
El Guapo: So he's like, why, driving? Why are you pulling over like that? Like, like, honestly, there's nowhere for me to pull safely, and this is it. So after a while, he come off, come down, and stuff like that, and at this time, I had, like, temporary,
1:16:06
El Guapo: temporary, medical permit, because of my blood pressure, stuff like that.
1:16:12
Brian McFadden: Right. So…
1:16:13
El Guapo: And, he was like, let me see your time… my time thing and stuff, like, oh, I don't got one, like, why not? Because I drive, I only drive, like, the weekdays, and it's, like, local.
1:16:26
El Guapo: I don't go over the long distance, you know, it's like just a regular driver, like, local, you know.
1:16:31
El Guapo: It's like, oh, okay. Because he thought I was, like, when people get pulled over, they start messing with the timer.
1:16:37
El Guapo: So they look like they're not going over the overtime, you know? Yeah.
1:16:41
El Guapo: Because you're not supposed to drive, like, over 8 hours and stuff, and some drivers like to shit on that.
1:16:47
Testecleese: Yeah, well, last thing you need is for somebody to fall asleep while driving a truck like that.
1:16:52
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah, so I was like, hey, Sean, like, look, I'm a local driver, I live here, and I work here, and I just do local delivery, like, okay. After a while, he used to see me again, like, hey, what's up, dude, what's up?
1:17:04
Testecleese: Once you realize, like, oh, he's not breaking the law, he is here legally, you know? And he speaks English.
1:17:11
El Guapo: This is before all of this stuff happened, so…
1:17:14
Testecleese: Yeah. Well, that and, find a safe place to pull over.
1:17:19
Testecleese: You know, questions, you have a CB in your truck.
1:17:23
El Guapo: No.
1:17:24
Testecleese: Okay. Because, that's one way you can get in touch with the police department.
1:17:30
Testecleese: Is by sending something to the department, being like, hey, I'm looking for somewhere safe to pull over, just let this officer know I'm not, you know what I mean?
1:17:37
El Guapo: Yeah, yeah. I think the hospital, like, we could've given him a warning, like, hey.
1:17:41
Testecleese: Plus, yeah.
1:17:45
Testecleese: But yeah, check this out, dude. Indiana.
1:17:49
Testecleese: 146 illegal immigrant truck drivers were arrested.
1:17:54
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:17:55
Testecleese: Whoa.
1:17:56
El Guapo: Damn.
1:17:58
Testecleese: These people aren't supposed to have jobs.
1:18:01
El Guapo: I thought they were picking fruits.
1:18:04
Testecleese: Well, and this is what gets me, is you hear all these people saying that these immigrants are only taking jobs Americans don't want to take. It's like, first of all, a lot of Americans drive trucks, and they like to. Second of all, who cares if you don't like the job? Maybe it's better than food stamps.
1:18:21
Testecleese: I think we need to bring back some of this stigma and shame.
1:18:24
Testecleese: No, let's go back to actual frickin' stamps of food you have to pull out to pay with, so everyone can see it doesn't look like a debit card.
1:18:33
El Guapo: Your name on it, and the fucking license… driver's license number on it.
1:18:36
Testecleese: Yeah!
1:18:38
Testecleese: Exactly, that's an even better idea, so you can't turn around and sell them.
1:18:42
El Guapo: Yeah. But…
1:18:43
Testecleese: Look, I say we bring back the actual stamps.
1:18:46
El Guapo: There should be a SQRR code, and a SQR code with your back of your driver's license, so this should match.
1:18:52
El Guapo: You know?
1:18:53
Testecleese: That's an idea to solve that problem.
1:18:55
El Guapo: You don't have to, like, put your name on it, you know?
1:18:57
El Guapo: And, like, we go Maha, only vegetables and protein stuff, you know, beef, eggs, and… Milken.
1:19:07
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:19:08
El Guapo: No soil latte shit.
1:19:10
Testecleese: Starting on the first of the year, West Virginia's doing that anyway.
1:19:14
Testecleese: No soda, no cupcakes, which is something I saw in a lot of the people complaining about EBT, like, how am I gonna get my kid his birthday cake? I'm like, lady, it costs, like, $7 to get a Dunkin' Heinz box and make a cake at home.
1:19:29
El Guapo: You know?
1:19:30
Testecleese: Like, why mute… Why do you think that's.
1:19:33
El Guapo: No, you buy the flour, chocolate.
1:19:37
El Guapo: You know, icy, you could buy that some, like, separate stuff, like eggs.
1:19:41
Testecleese: You could, you could, but you don't even need that much to make a cake. You could just spend a couple bucks on a single box that makes one cake for your kid's birthday, you know?
1:19:48
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:19:49
Testecleese: Like, shoot, the wife made cupcakes for my, daughter's school tomorrow.
1:19:54
Testecleese: it was, like, 8 bucks or 7 bucks for a box of Dunkin' Heinz, and it's super easy, and you get, you know, 30 cupcakes or something stupid.
1:20:03
El Guapo: Yeah, at the same time, it's not the government's fucking job to celebrate your kid's birthday, that's you.
1:20:08
Testecleese: Exactly. And again, where's the kid's father?
1:20:13
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:20:16
El Guapo: And I'm like, you know what?
1:20:18
El Guapo: No more fucking single moms, no more…
1:20:21
El Guapo: Like, unless it's extremely… person died by accident, work accident.
1:20:27
El Guapo: Stuff like that, but…
1:20:29
Testecleese: What's gonna happen in New York City when food stamps do shut off?
1:20:33
El Guapo: Are we gonna see people killing each other for their food?
1:20:37
El Guapo: Natural selection, dude. Natural selection.
1:20:40
Testecleese: But there's no food to have, like, if you can't get food, I… so, okay, you start robbing, now you end up in jail.
1:20:48
Testecleese: I was gonna take care of your kids, because believe it or not, you commit a crime, they're gonna separate you from your family.
1:20:53
El Guapo: You know what, so I just wanna… what's the name of the guy? Mondavi, the one in New York running for…
1:21:00
El Guapo: If you steal, you get your head chopped off, fuck it.
1:21:06
Testecleese: Oh, stop that real quick. Did you see the video of him eating rice with some kind of sauce in it?
1:21:12
El Guapo: No, with his fingers and shit.
1:21:13
Testecleese: Oh, it's disgusting! Reaching down, grabbing the right.
1:21:16
El Guapo: No.
1:21:17
Testecleese: Fingers in his mouth, Slaps his fingers down, throws the rest of the rice back.
1:21:21
El Guapo: back of the wall.
1:21:21
Testecleese: It scoops more.
1:21:23
El Guapo: No…
1:21:24
Testecleese: See, I, I, okay, I…
1:21:26
El Guapo: I eat, like, some food with my fingers, but I don't slap it down and, you know, stuff like that. I eat chicken wings with my finger. I suck it, but I don't fucking slap it down, like… oh my god, no, dude.
1:21:38
Brian McFadden: Talk about the Indiana crackdown?
1:21:42
El Guapo: The what?
1:21:44
Brian McFadden: 146 illegal.
1:21:47
Testecleese: that.
1:21:47
Brian McFadden: Immigrant.
1:21:48
Testecleese: map.
1:21:48
Brian McFadden: Oh, you did, were you?
1:21:50
Testecleese: You know, we just started talking about food stamps again all of a sudden, then got on to Mom Donnie. But yeah, the thing is, Mom Donnie was eating the rice with his hands. He's like, well, this is how they do it in India.
1:21:57
El Guapo: And…
1:21:58
Testecleese: He actually specifically brought up, what's his name there? The Republican Indian guy who was born in India.
1:22:05
Testecleese: Did 10,000 mules.
1:22:09
El Guapo: Oh, fucking, Denise Sousa? The Danish Sousa, yeah.
1:22:12
Brian McFadden: Yup.
1:22:13
Testecleese: Yeah, he's like, Janessa D'Souza should know better, he was from India. He's like, you're not in India, dude! And… at the table he was sitting at, there were, like, 7 forks on the table.
1:22:24
El Guapo: Oh, spooky.
1:22:26
Testecleese: By the way, India, they also wipe their ass with their bare hair!
1:22:31
Brian McFadden: Only one hand.
1:22:33
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:22:33
Testecleese: Yeah, okay!
1:22:35
Testecleese: So? That makes it sanitary!
1:22:39
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:22:41
Brian McFadden: So, I don't know why this didn't get input in the local, but .
1:22:46
Brian McFadden: We got the Department of Homeland Security said an undocumented immigrant was killed after being struck by a vehicle on the highway on 264 trying to flee immigration officials.
1:22:58
Testecleese: It was originally under local, but it fit under…
1:23:02
Brian McFadden: ice, and then with all the truck stuff, I thought it would fit in there perfect, too. It does fit in there. It's a multiply fit article.
1:23:10
Testecleese: But yeah, dude tried to run across 264 to evade arrest.
1:23:14
Brian McFadden: Never a good idea.
1:23:15
Testecleese: Don't know!
1:23:17
Brian McFadden: I'd rather be arrested.
1:23:19
Testecleese: Yeah, you're gonna get.
1:23:20
Brian McFadden: You can still be alive!
1:23:24
Testecleese: Did the… was the driver okay?
1:23:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:23:28
Testecleese: My god!
1:23:29
Brian McFadden: Probably traumatized, but they live, so…
1:23:32
Testecleese: That's gotta be as bad for your vehicle as a deer, right?
1:23:35
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
1:23:36
Testecleese: But they're not letting them.
1:23:39
Testecleese: But yeah, you're right. We did mention the 146 truckers, but I didn't mention this other one here, the…
1:23:45
Testecleese: Newsom's CDL system in general is getting ripped apart because of all of what's going on.
1:23:50
Brian McFadden: Well, that's why Trump pulled money from California, because his CDL system fails.
1:23:56
El Guapo: They're not…
1:23:57
Brian McFadden: They're not following through on a bunch of shit.
1:24:00
Testecleese: Well, one of their truckers here
1:24:03
Testecleese: Basically, got turned around and lost, and ended up in a dead-end road.
1:24:07
Brian McFadden: Because they couldn't speak English?
1:24:09
Testecleese: Well, people couldn't be assigned.
1:24:11
El Guapo: Have you really found the toes, or something like that?
1:24:13
Testecleese: And he tried to do a U-turn in a residential neighborhood with a.
1:24:17
El Guapo: Damn.
1:24:18
Testecleese: dead end. Yeah, you're not turning a semi around in a U-turn, are you?
1:24:22
Brian McFadden: You gotta back it up.
1:24:24
El Guapo: Dude, no, even…
1:24:25
Testecleese: Yeah, you gotta back out the whole way, you're right.
1:24:27
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:24:28
El Guapo: Even people that speak English do this, fucking sign by where I work that says, no truck allowed. They still don't read fucking signs, dude.
1:24:39
El Guapo: It's crazy.
1:24:40
Testecleese: separate case. That's just negligence versus unquality.
1:24:43
El Guapo: A lot of them, it's like, they put lights on it, flashing lights, they're still not reading the sun, you know?
1:24:49
Testecleese: Yeah. But yeah, this guy, like, drove through, like, 3 people's yards, ran.
1:24:53
El Guapo: over a…
1:24:54
Testecleese: Dude's giant gate that's wrecked everything.
1:24:57
Testecleese: And they're like, how did this guy get a license? Why didn't he just back out?
1:25:02
Brian McFadden: He's still got his job.
1:25:04
Testecleese: Well, let's be real. I understand why someone might say, well, it's difficult to back up a semi, because there's so much behind the pivot.
1:25:11
Brian McFadden: It's a hell of a lot easier to back it up than the fucking, do a U… do a turnaround and a turnaround.
1:25:19
Testecleese: But how are you possibly backing this thing up to a loading dock?
1:25:23
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:25:24
Testecleese: If you can't back this truck up, right?
1:25:25
Brian McFadden: I think that's one of the many things they teach you how to do when you go through school.
1:25:30
Brian McFadden: If you go through school.
1:25:32
Testecleese: Yeah, go on, but did you go through a school or just take your test?
1:25:35
El Guapo: I went to school.
1:25:36
Testecleese: Did they make a big deal about how to back one of these trucks up?
1:25:40
El Guapo: Yeah, I had to do a lot of backing for parking, because you…
1:25:43
Brian McFadden: Exactly!
1:25:43
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:25:45
Testecleese: So how are these people getting licenses? Did you see the one guy? His license actually said, no name given.
1:25:52
El Guapo: What's his name?
1:25:54
El Guapo: No, thank you, then.
1:25:56
Testecleese: What!
1:25:58
Brian McFadden: Not a name.
1:26:01
Testecleese: Oh my goodness!
1:26:03
Testecleese: And, I don't think we ever shared about this. Something happened, I believe he got fired in Tennessee, DMV.
1:26:08
Testecleese: For refusing to.
1:26:11
Brian McFadden: Oh yeah, we talked about it.
1:26:11
Testecleese: Under the table… okay, hand out under the table licenses.
1:26:17
Testecleese: Now he is!
1:26:19
Testecleese: I've noticed something, by the way, when I share articles to the…
1:26:23
Testecleese: the group chat, if I put any kind of, like, comment
1:26:28
Testecleese: and then share it, it'll share it twice. I don't know if you've noticed that.
1:26:32
Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
1:26:33
Testecleese: One with the comment, one without.
1:26:34
Testecleese: But I'm gonna give credit where credit is due here.
1:26:38
Testecleese: Even, Anna Paulina Luna.
1:26:41
Testecleese: Said something about it. Ilhan Omar.
1:26:45
Testecleese: defended Trump to a… I think it was a Belgian…
1:26:50
Testecleese: Delegate or, ambassador or something?
1:26:53
Testecleese: See if I can't find the European Union… a thousand pop-ups.
1:27:01
Testecleese: I know, right?
1:27:05
Testecleese: Yeah, Belgium.
1:27:08
Testecleese: The guy said, Congress isn't respected by your own president, and then… dude, God, more pop-ups. Thank you, the hill, you're garbage.
1:27:16
Brian McFadden: I don't like The Hill. Daily Color and The Hill, Daily Wire, I can't do it, there's too many pop-ups.
1:27:23
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:27:25
Testecleese: But even Omar was like, hey, you may not like him, you may not like what he's doing, but he's the President of the United States, and you will show him respect when we're here. And I was like, good for you, Ilhan Omar. I didn't think she had it in her, honestly.
1:27:39
Testecleese: Really didn't.
1:27:41
El Guapo: Probably should face a deportation, that's what…
1:27:45
Testecleese: Yeah, and here's what's fascinating, is if you bring up Trump's policies to Democrats today.
1:27:51
Testecleese: But don't tell them it's a Trump policy.
1:27:54
Brian McFadden: They're all former Democrat policies.
1:27:57
Testecleese: Well, 86% of Americans and 82% of Democrats support Trump lowering the prescription drug prices for Medicare recipients.
1:28:05
Brian McFadden: Biden did that.
1:28:07
El Guapo: Mmm… I think he started begin… Trump started in… by the.
1:28:12
Testecleese: It went into effect!
1:28:14
Brian McFadden: Exactly.
1:28:15
Brian McFadden: Biden did it, but it didn't go into effect… Trump did it, but it didn't go into effect until Biden was president.
1:28:21
Testecleese: 78…
1:28:22
Brian McFadden: Well, I'm trying to take credit for it?
1:28:24
Testecleese: Yes, he did.
1:28:26
Testecleese: He tried to take credit for a lot of stuff he didn't do.
1:28:28
Testecleese: 78% of Americans, 69% of Democrats, support deporting undocumented immigrants who've committed crimes.
1:28:36
Testecleese: And 68% of Americans support closing the border.
1:28:40
Testecleese: 75% of Americans and 63% of Democrats support systematically removing fraud and waste from the government. So all the things that Trump actually ran on.
1:28:51
El Guapo: Hmm.
1:28:52
Testecleese: the Democrats actually support.
1:28:54
Testecleese: But he's still Hitler and a Nazi.
1:28:56
El Guapo: Yeah, because they're not gonna get him credit.
1:29:00
Testecleese: it's just… it's baffling, and you point it out to people, I'm like, well,
1:29:05
Testecleese: No. That's the thing, is they keep taking… the loud people are always taking the 20% side of an 80-20 issue.
1:29:13
Testecleese: God.
1:29:14
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:29:15
Testecleese: And I don't know if you've noticed, but have you noticed it's almost exclusively, like, wealthy… white people.
1:29:24
Testecleese: Fuck, doing this shit?
1:29:27
Testecleese: It's like, yeah, that's because, to quote, Sharon, no, was it Kelly Osborne? Who's gonna clean your toilets?
1:29:34
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:29:35
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:29:37
El Guapo: Oh, like, that news, like, who's gonna do the fruit picking and stuff like that? Like, in New York City, fruit picking? I don't think so.
1:29:44
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly, where… Where are you picking frocks in New York City?
1:29:48
El Guapo: Yeah. What kind of fruit are we talking about?
1:29:52
Brian McFadden: So, on to the foreign wars going on.
1:29:56
Brian McFadden: Apparently the ceasefire is not really holding out all that well in.
1:30:02
Testecleese: He keeps doing all sorts of shit that.
1:30:03
Brian McFadden: Gaza and Israel, because Netanyahu was ordered
1:30:08
Brian McFadden: Israel to strike… the military to carry out strikes on Gaza immediately.
1:30:14
Testecleese: Well, that's in response to an attack that… Gaza just did themselves.
1:30:20
Testecleese: Hamas. Yeah, Hamas. That's the thing, is people are only gonna see this piece. That's why it's titled this way. If you read the article, you're like, oh…
1:30:29
Testecleese: They were attacked again.
1:30:31
Testecleese: But…
1:30:32
Testecleese: you know as well as I, your average normie doesn't even open the article, they read the headline and think they know the news.
1:30:38
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:30:40
Testecleese: And I love when they bury the actual story.
1:30:43
Testecleese: You know, it's like…
1:30:44
Testecleese: They don't tell you what actually happened to, like, the third paragraph, and just in case you did read a little bit of it.
1:30:51
Testecleese: Canada!
1:30:53
Testecleese: It's really pissing off, Was it Alberta?
1:30:59
Brian McFadden: Oh, they're trying to be like Australia?
1:31:03
Testecleese: Well, they've already outlined.
1:31:04
Brian McFadden: Come over your guns.
1:31:05
Testecleese: Yeah, they've almost outlawed every gun in Canada anyway, but they… there was a goodwill thing, like, you could still hunt, you could still, you know, because you live out… the people that live out in the middle of the frozen tundra, you know?
1:31:16
Brian McFadden: guns.
1:31:17
Testecleese: Yeah, you might have a polar bear coming to your neighborhood, right?
1:31:21
El Guapo: Now, let's talk about…
1:31:23
Testecleese: They called it a…
1:31:26
Testecleese: Voluntary buyback, but if you didn't sell your gun back to the government, they were gonna come and arrest you, so it's not voluntary, is it?
1:31:32
El Guapo: No. Very voluntary.
1:31:35
Testecleese: Yeah. So the weapon you bought legally is now illegal, so… sucks to be you, you're just out to help much money you spend on a really nice rifle in case a POLAR BEAR comes into your…
1:31:46
Testecleese: You have any idea how big a polar bear is?
1:31:48
El Guapo: No, tell me.
1:31:50
Brian McFadden: Pretty big.
1:31:50
Testecleese: I'm not certain of the actual size, but I know it's the largest bear on the planet.
1:31:56
Testecleese: When it comes to bears, brown, lay down, because it'll sniff you and push you around and leave. Black bear… black, fight back, because you might intimidate it, it's not worth the fight. And,
1:32:08
Testecleese: White, just saying goodnight.
1:32:11
Testecleese: So if you're fighting a polar bear, you're already done.
1:32:15
El Guapo: They're like the brick…
1:32:15
Brian McFadden: They can get up to 300 to 800 kilograms.
1:32:20
Testecleese: I, I could not translate that in my head. 1 kilogram is, 2 pounds.
1:32:27
Testecleese: Exactly, or just close?
1:32:28
El Guapo: Close 2.2.
1:32:30
Testecleese: So you're saying this thing can weigh, like, 2 tons. Oh, I'm sorry, like, a ton.
1:32:33
Brian McFadden: No, I've got a… I've got… I hit the, Wikipedia thing up to between 660 pounds and 1760 pounds.
1:32:45
Testecleese: Almost a ton.
1:32:47
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:32:48
Testecleese: Dear God, that's an enormous bear!
1:32:52
Testecleese: Well, have you seen these things just reach in the water and swat the water, and a seal comes flying out, ripped into pieces?
1:32:58
Brian McFadden: No.
1:32:59
Testecleese: Seals are like half the size of people!
1:33:04
Testecleese: But yeah, it's really pissing off a lot of Canadians, and
1:33:07
Testecleese: this isn't getting a lot of headline news, but I'm seeing a lot of stuff on YouTube from
1:33:12
Testecleese: Western Canadians that actually do want to break off and become American states, and I think you're…
1:33:21
Testecleese: Saskatchewan… Saskatchewan's the province way out there, right?
1:33:24
Testecleese: Like, out west…
1:33:25
Brian McFadden: Well, Alberta's the one with all the oil, so…
1:33:28
Testecleese: Yeah, hey, that's great, help us out with the oil, right?
1:33:32
Testecleese: Even better, we'll put it on lockdown.
1:33:35
Testecleese: Like we did with a lot of the oil for a long time, and when the rest of the world runs out, we'll still have some, right?
1:33:40
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:33:41
Brian McFadden: So you see here, the U.S. military struck another boat in the Pacific, killing four.
1:33:47
Brian McFadden: Well, I didn't know it was another boat. I mean, I thought most of our… most of our attacks have been in the Atlantic so far.
1:33:55
Testecleese: Caribbean in particular.
1:33:57
Brian McFadden: This one's in the Pacific.
1:34:00
Testecleese: So, the question is, were they coming out of Venezuela, or like, like, Argentina, or Colombia?
1:34:05
El Guapo: Colombia, Argentina's way too far. They don't, they don't, they don't do well in that kind of waters.
1:34:14
Brian McFadden: It was another drug boat, and we decided to… Blow it up.
1:34:18
El Guapo: Well, good target practice.
1:34:22
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you guys are both aware that the Navy does lots of that, actually.
1:34:28
Testecleese: You guys have…
1:34:28
El Guapo: Navy's getting a lot of medals.
1:34:34
Testecleese: Yeah?
1:34:35
Testecleese: And it's interesting, I just read an article today, from some of these former, officers in Venezuela, like, high-up guys, like generals.
1:34:43
Brian McFadden: Yep.
1:34:43
Testecleese: lost their job because of Maduro that are now in hiding. They're still in contact with some of their friends, you know, that are still, serving.
1:34:52
Testecleese: They're saying if Venezuela actually got into a war with the United States, it would be over in a matter of hours.
1:34:57
Brian McFadden: I believe that.
1:34:58
Testecleese: Venezuela was just unprepared for any of this, there's no organization, their army's working at, like, 30% efficiency. They said, by the time Venezuela could actually get their army summoned, the Marines would already be done.
1:35:09
Brian McFadden: I don't think Trump's…
1:35:10
Brian McFadden: Trying to do that, though. I mean, he's… he's been that let's-get-out-of-war president between both terms, you know, so…
1:35:19
Testecleese: True, but if Venezuela declares war on the United States, just hypothetical here.
1:35:26
Brian McFadden: That's not gonna happen.
1:35:27
Testecleese: See, you don't understand the term hypothetical, do you? Are you a woman or a Democrat?
1:35:32
Brian McFadden: Fuck you.
1:35:33
El Guapo: What about both?
1:35:34
Brian McFadden: I'm a Republican.
1:35:36
Brian McFadden: I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Republican. Unlike some people on this podcast.
1:35:42
Testecleese: I'll just wait for that one.
1:35:45
Brian McFadden: Who will vote that way will never call themselves that.
1:35:49
Testecleese: That's because I'll vote for whomever I think is best, I'm not just gonna vote for a party.
1:35:53
Brian McFadden: That's fine.
1:35:55
Testecleese: Should Venezuela, Maduro, actually declare war against the United States, do you think we would just laugh at them, or would Congress return the favor?
1:36:02
Brian McFadden: We'll have.
1:36:03
Testecleese: Okay. Now, in theory, if Congress did return the favor, is Trump obligated to carry out this war?
1:36:10
Brian McFadden: No.
1:36:12
Testecleese: as Commander-in-Chief, he could just sit on his hands, right?
1:36:15
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:36:16
Testecleese: Alright.
1:36:17
Testecleese: And I agree, there's no… no need to go in there and roll over Maduro unless we were just gonna replace him with someone else, and look how well that's worked for the United States every other time we've ever tried it in history, right?
1:36:29
Brian McFadden: It hasn't.
1:36:31
Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, exactly. What, we got, Afghanistan, Cuba, that whole issue, trying to assassinate him.
1:36:39
Testecleese: That led to that missile crisis.
1:36:42
Testecleese: a handful of Asian countries, a whole bunch of African countries, and none of them have worked out very well.
1:36:48
Testecleese: Iran and Iraq, too.
1:36:49
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but…
1:36:51
Brian McFadden: I want to come up… bring up the fact that most of the African countries were colonies of the UK long before we had anything to do with them.
1:37:01
Testecleese: Correct.
1:37:02
Brian McFadden: And look at how that turned out.
1:37:05
Testecleese: Yeah, no, a lot of them turn into places to get slaves.
1:37:11
Testecleese: Now this one scares the fuck out of me, dude. I'm not sure exactly what it means, but I know it's not a good thing.
1:37:20
Brian McFadden: I don't think it means anything. I think he says, we will start testing nuclear weapons. That doesn't mean they're actually gonna do it.
1:37:27
El Guapo: I mean, they could probably just test the missiles without the.
1:37:31
Testecleese: We're already testing missiles, not warheads.
1:37:36
Brian McFadden: This is all about Russia, right here.
1:37:38
El Guapo: Yeah, just…
1:37:39
Testecleese: Probably, but he said he wants to be on par with the rest of the world with nuclear testing. We haven't tested a nuclear weapon since the Soviet Union fell.
1:37:48
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:37:50
Testecleese: 92.
1:37:52
Testecleese: It was already.
1:37:53
Brian McFadden: We're gonna test from that?
1:37:54
Testecleese: Not in the ocean, because that's against the law.
1:37:58
Testecleese: So I'm guessing that.
1:38:00
Brian McFadden: Amazon.
1:38:00
Testecleese: or Nevada?
1:38:02
El Guapo: Mmm.
1:38:03
Testecleese: Maybe, maybe the Arctic? I don't know.
1:38:06
El Guapo: You could go to Las Vegas and watch a nuclear explosion going on there.
1:38:09
Brian McFadden: That would be a big tourist attraction.
1:38:11
Testecleese: That would actually get a lot of people out there to go gambling. If you could sit there and just watch.
1:38:16
El Guapo: Yeah, actually, that's what actually happened back in the 19.
1:38:20
Brian McFadden: And Vladimir Putin came out and issued a new nuclear warning after Trump said he was going to resume anatomic testing. This is of a whole bunch of back and forth.
1:38:29
El Guapo: Well…
1:38:30
Testecleese: Putin's been saying this every month or so since he started this war with Ukraine. He's like, we'll nuke you if we need to. It's like, bitch, you keep threatening? And I think that's exactly what it was, is Trump was like, alright, let's go ahead and test one, let them know that we actually still have these things.
1:38:43
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:38:44
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:38:45
Testecleese: Ryan's favorite part of the show!
1:38:49
Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah?
1:38:50
Testecleese: Sonny Hostin!
1:38:51
El Guapo: Oh.
1:38:52
Testecleese: She had to bring her son to the police station to prevent the harassment calls from all of her all-white neighborhood.
1:39:00
El Guapo: Oh, gosh.
1:39:01
Testecleese: Well… First thought was, you hate white people. You think they're all evil and racist.
1:39:07
Brian McFadden: Why are you living in an all-white neighborhood?
1:39:09
Testecleese: Why it's moving to an all-white neighborhood? Exactly.
1:39:12
Testecleese: And what's… Even more fun was shortly after she said this, she was on the… on The View.
1:39:20
Testecleese: And, they would talk about Halloween decorations, how they're getting a lot better and scarier than they used to be.
1:39:27
Testecleese: And, apparently someone, like, jumped out and scared her before the show, and she basically, like.
1:39:33
Testecleese: Tongue-lashed her co-host.
1:39:34
Brian McFadden: Traumatized.
1:39:35
Testecleese: About how, yeah, how easily she gets scared, how she's traumatized. It's like, if someone jumping out and yelling, boo, is enough to you to lose your mind and, you know, tell them off in front of, you know, your live audience, then maybe the harassment you're getting in this white neighborhood isn't real either.
1:39:52
Testecleese: Just my thoughts, I don't know. What do you think, Brian?
1:39:56
Brian McFadden: I agree.
1:39:57
Testecleese: Do you think the neighborhood kids are actually calling her kid the N-bomb?
1:40:01
Brian McFadden: No.
1:40:02
El Guapo: How about this? If your kids want to prepare for, like, whatever extra sport, how about you go to a fucking, a place to do it? Because a track field…
1:40:15
El Guapo: You know, that's where you go run.
1:40:18
Testecleese: Oh.
1:40:19
Testecleese: Stop being a dick and fucking run in front of the house.
1:40:22
Testecleese: I haven't got anything to do with it.
1:40:24
El Guapo: But I'm just saying, like, she's like, oh, this is my kids, running around my neighborhood, and I hate this motherfucker running around the neighborhood in the morning, because you fucking slowed down traffic!
1:40:35
Testecleese: Well, you don't run in the middle of the road, obviously.
1:40:37
El Guapo: Yeah, if you… okay, if the kids are doing triathlon type of training, or whatever training, go to fucking track and field!
1:40:45
El Guapo: Don't do any fucking, you know, like, if you just… I mean, I can see if you're… he don't work, apparently he don't fucking work, if it is true. Because I think it's a bullshit, anyways.
1:40:55
El Guapo: But if I could see a worker person, like, look, I gotta go to work, but I don't got time to go track and field, let me run a couple blocks from my house.
1:41:02
El Guapo: I get it, I get it. But if you're a fucking kid, and your mom is in the fucking TV newscast, I'll bet you he's not fucking working.
1:41:12
El Guapo: He got a car, too.
1:41:14
Testecleese: Well, I think he's younger than that, but I'm not sure. I have no idea how old this kid is.
1:41:19
El Guapo: I mean, let's get him college age. It's still not working.
1:41:23
Testecleese: Yeah, and isn't she the one… .
1:41:26
El Guapo: a slave owner.
1:41:28
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:41:28
El Guapo: family.
1:41:29
Testecleese: Exactly. She's the descendant of slave owners.
1:41:32
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:41:32
Testecleese: And it's like, Sonny, why are you gonna pay your reparations?
1:41:35
El Guapo: Yeah, no shit.
1:41:37
Testecleese: I mean…
1:41:37
El Guapo: And I think it is bullshit, this fucking thing. They just say shit to say shit, so they can find, like, something… so they can get a spotlight, you know?
1:41:46
Testecleese: Yeah, no, exactly. It's like, you've been… it's been proven that you're the bad guy here.
1:41:50
El Guapo: Okay, if.
1:41:51
Testecleese: You know?
1:41:51
El Guapo: Okay, if I see somebody running in, like, sweats, shorts, and a hoodie, you fucking training for something. Good. But if you're running around with fucking boots, pants, and a fucking shirt, like, what the hell are you running from?
1:42:06
Testecleese: So wait a minute, wait a minute, you're telling me if you see a dude wearing steel-toed boots, denim jeans, with a bag of power tools running down the street, you're not gonna assume he's just working out?
1:42:18
El Guapo: Probably.
1:42:19
Testecleese: Pull those tools?
1:42:20
El Guapo: Just about, yeah.
1:42:21
Testecleese: Isn't that something that exactly that happened?
1:42:24
El Guapo: A construction guy's fucking running from the fire, but he'd be, like, standing in front of the house, watching the house on fire.
1:42:30
Testecleese: Yeah, you'd get away from the fire and stop running, right?
1:42:33
El Guapo: Yeah, you're, like, calling police, you're not gonna be run forever, you know?
1:42:36
Testecleese: But this… isn't this exactly what happened when those guys, those two brothers, stopped him?
1:42:41
Testecleese: Then ended up shooting him because he tried to fight him.
1:42:44
El Guapo: And, like, how do you know he wasn't out exercising? He was wearing steel-toed boots, jeans, and had a bag of power tools over his shoulder. Like, he went into that house being built and stole everything, you know? Yeah.
1:42:55
Testecleese: Yeah, those brothers are in prison, by the way, and that's… those are the two guys that came up with the fuck around and find out.
1:43:01
El Guapo: Oh, shit, I need to look into that.
1:43:03
Testecleese: Yeah, the,
1:43:06
Testecleese: The guy said something like, you ain't gonna shoot me, you know, and he goes, well, fuck around and find out.
1:43:13
Testecleese: Yeah, and then he tried to take the shotgun from the guy, and gee, tell you…
1:43:17
Testecleese: What's gonna happen to you 100% of the time if you try to take a shotgun from somebody?
1:43:22
Brian McFadden: You're gonna need a shot.
1:43:23
Testecleese: You're gonna get shot with a shotgun, yeah!
1:43:29
El Guapo: I'd be like.
1:43:29
Testecleese: They're good.
1:43:30
El Guapo: this way, you know?
1:43:32
Testecleese: Oh, shit, wrong area, my bad, I'll go the other way now.
1:43:36
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:43:37
Testecleese: If you want my tools? Even if these are my tools, you can keep them, please don't blast me with a shotgun, you know?
1:43:44
Brian McFadden: So, Trump's trying to piss off people in DC.
1:43:48
El Guapo: Absolutely.
1:43:49
Brian McFadden: Because he, reinstalled a Confederate General statue that he had control over. It was toppled in 2020, but he reinstalled it.
1:43:58
Brian McFadden: In DC proper… now.
1:44:02
El Guapo: Good.
1:44:02
Testecleese: Alright.
1:44:03
El Guapo: Didn't cut it?
1:44:04
Brian McFadden: The problem with this shit is, it's just gonna come down the next time there's a Democrat president.
1:44:09
Testecleese: And they're gonna destroy it, too, just like that other one.
1:44:11
Brian McFadden: They're gonna do, like, the one they… they're gonna make a reimagine artwork.
1:44:17
El Guapo: Oh, I'm fuckin' pissed by that shit, dude.
1:44:20
Testecleese: The Stonewall Jackson one?
1:44:21
Brian McFadden: Yeah, we talked about it on the podcast, but…
1:44:24
Brian McFadden: Right here, because you were too much.
1:44:27
El Guapo: Living life.
1:44:27
Brian McFadden: You were hobnobbing with the Republicans.
1:44:30
El Guapo: Anyways… .
1:44:32
Testecleese: You know the Republican Party loved having a brown man there with a thick accent.
1:44:38
Brian McFadden: Hell yeah, they did.
1:44:40
El Guapo: Yeah, Nick, I…
1:44:41
Brian McFadden: You're the only one.
1:44:42
El Guapo: Everybody asks me questions, like… Really?
1:44:45
El Guapo: He's like, you wanna go on camera on this? Like, no, I'm good, man.
1:44:48
Testecleese: Yeah, just like…
1:44:49
Brian McFadden: Instead of one on camera, could've used it for the podcast!
1:44:51
El Guapo: No, because, okay, look, look, look, you ever.
1:44:54
Testecleese: We would have.
1:44:55
El Guapo: Because, you're.
1:44:55
Brian McFadden: That we will.
1:44:57
El Guapo: You ever see people on camera doing, say, stupid shit?
1:45:00
El Guapo: I'm like.
1:45:01
Testecleese: Yes.
1:45:01
El Guapo: Why do you say that? And I think it's because to get a camera on their face.
1:45:06
Brian McFadden: You are more of a professional than that. You wouldn't be the stupid person on the…
1:45:11
Testecleese: Look, I just don't fucking wanna risk it, okay? Don't want to be the guy who ruined it for the Republican Party, okay?
1:45:19
Brian McFadden: He ruined it for the podcast!
1:45:21
Brian McFadden: That's for something?
1:45:22
El Guapo: Like, you know, I was like, fuck, you know, like, because…
1:45:28
Testecleese: So what do you think about the migration, crisis, Mr. Guapo?
1:45:33
El Guapo: -Oh.
1:45:34
Testecleese: Kill the killer!
1:45:35
Brian McFadden: Illegal!
1:45:36
El Guapo: New England!
1:45:36
Brian McFadden: In the United States.
1:45:37
El Guapo: I'm gonna be, like, doing glass.
1:45:39
Testecleese: Hang them off! I mean, I mean, yes, we should tighten the border up and, deport people here illegally, even though I came here illegally myself.
1:45:48
Brian McFadden: He did not!
1:45:50
El Guapo: Keep the big, big booty Latinas and shit.
1:45:53
Testecleese: Oh my god, you sound like Alex Stein now.
1:45:58
Testecleese: Oh my god, did you see that when he actually…
1:46:01
El Guapo: the name of the show, keep the big-booted Latinas.
1:46:04
Testecleese: Oh, do you see when he actually yelled it at AOC? Before anyone knew who he was?
1:46:08
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:46:08
Testecleese: And he goes, how's my favorite big booty Latina? And she, like, shakes her ass for him, and then she finds out who he is, and it's like, he's sexually harassed me. He's like, you shook your ass for him!
1:46:20
Testecleese: He's hilarious. He was the guy…
1:46:23
Testecleese: I don't… you guys might have seen it a little while ago, he was… he was going by an MSNBC camera, stopped behind the report, just starts yelling, MSNBC sucks.
1:46:33
El Guapo: Stop, yeah.
1:46:34
Testecleese: I thought it was hilarious, like, I didn't think people still did that shit.
1:46:39
El Guapo: He's keeping it alive.
1:46:41
Testecleese: You guys know who Danny Masterson is?
1:46:43
Brian McFadden: Yeah, he's, he was big on the Netflix show.
1:46:49
Testecleese: So, okay, you're, the one where they ran the bar?
1:46:55
Testecleese: Is that the one you're talking about?
1:46:56
El Guapo: And Ashley Kutcher was on it, too.
1:46:58
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:46:59
Testecleese: Okay. Yes, he was also on that 70s Show with Ashton Kutcher.
1:47:03
Brian McFadden: Yep, that's where they… They got together, yeah.
1:47:06
Testecleese: hide. Well, he got convicted.
1:47:09
El Guapo: of, I think, 2 counts of rape a little while ago. Oh, wow.
1:47:13
Brian McFadden: Amazing.
1:47:13
Testecleese: prison. His wife is moved to draw up his last name, Masterson, from his daughter's name.
1:47:19
Brian McFadden: Probably because it's screwing up her life.
1:47:21
Testecleese: Maybe, but he got 30 to life.
1:47:24
El Guapo: For two counts of rape?
1:47:26
Testecleese: Murderers get less.
1:47:27
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but… people are… kids are… I don't know how old the daughter is, but, you know.
1:47:35
Brian McFadden: People are gonna associate that name with him for… A while.
1:47:43
Testecleese: Yeah, but again, why.
1:47:45
Brian McFadden: If he got convicted of rape…
1:47:47
El Guapo: But this… this is a…
1:47:49
Brian McFadden: So you want the daughter to lie about who their father is?
1:47:52
El Guapo: No, like, this is what pissed me off about this thing, dude, like, there was no evidence, everything is just what they say.
1:47:59
Testecleese: Trump.
1:47:59
El Guapo: I'm with.
1:48:00
Testecleese: Like the E. Jean Carroll case.
1:48:01
El Guapo: Yeah.
1:48:03
Testecleese: Living 30 years to life.
1:48:06
El Guapo: Yeah, this fuckin'… I don't know, just…
1:48:08
Testecleese: You could collect people and execute them in your front yard with a gunshot to the back of the head and not serve that much time.
1:48:14
El Guapo: He shouldn't appeal this thing, because there's no evidence about it, you know?
1:48:19
Testecleese: He should have identified as black, he might not have got as much time.
1:48:24
Testecleese: Because it's racist to put black people in jail for stuff, right?
1:48:28
Testecleese: I don't…
1:48:30
El Guapo: Newsom's having a little bit of trouble.
1:48:33
Testecleese: Right now, with his, gerrymandering thing.
1:48:37
Testecleese: Apparently, they're gonna have to change a bunch of laws to get this done, because it's just not feasible under their own laws.
1:48:44
Testecleese: Oh, that's what fucking Democrats in Virginia are doing, they fucking wanna pass.
1:48:49
Brian McFadden: Well, they're trying to… it's gotta go through… we gotta vote on it still.
1:48:53
El Guapo: Yeah, we bought… no, we bought it at the.
1:48:54
Brian McFadden: Yeah, but they're calling it a special… it's gotta be voted on twice.
1:49:00
Brian McFadden: in the session, in the legislation session, then it comes to the voters to vote again. So how they're trying to push it through before the midterms is by calling in a special session this year.
1:49:13
Brian McFadden: And then another legislation said next year, and then we voted on it the year after.
1:49:20
Testecleese: So by the time this would actually go into effect, it would be time to redraw the maps anyway, because of the next census.
1:49:26
Brian McFadden: Yes.
1:49:28
Testecleese: So, what's… what's the point of all this effort and work?
1:49:30
El Guapo: This is just how to get, with some seer out of the fucking campaign. That's all it is.
1:49:37
Testecleese: That's still… I'm sorry, it just still makes me laugh.
1:49:40
El Guapo: And they should be fucking unconstitutional, too, because they're doing it through the middle of election day.
1:49:46
El Guapo: Month.
1:49:48
El Guapo: You know?
1:49:49
Testecleese: Well, that would be a state… state's Constitution issue, and I don't know Virginia's Constitution well enough, but I do know the California Constitution says Newsom cannot do what he wants to do, so they're gonna amend the Constitution of California to be able to do this.
1:50:06
El Guapo: But he's pushing it through a boat, and here, they're not doing that. They're fucking…
1:50:11
El Guapo: They're not doing it through a boat, they're fucking, they're doing this fuckin',
1:50:17
El Guapo: My priority of the party is Democrats. They hold the minority, so that's why they're ruling the church, you know. The problem is…
1:50:24
Testecleese: Dems, if the Dems keep pushing this, they're gonna lose hard.
1:50:29
El Guapo: It's gonna backfire then. It always does.
1:50:33
Testecleese: It's gonna backfire hard, because…
1:50:35
Testecleese: most of these damn states are already gerrymandered to fuck. Like, we were talking about before.
1:50:41
El Guapo: New England, all of New England does not have a single Republican representative in the federal government.
1:50:47
El Guapo: Yeah, the 40% of the voters in New England.
1:50:49
Testecleese: Yeah, and they're like, well, we're gonna gerrymander. It's like, you might accidentally elect a Republican that way. Meanwhile, you go, like.
1:50:57
Testecleese: Texas just had a giant influx of people.
1:51:00
El Guapo: So they, you know, redid this thing, and like, oh, shoot, and they got 6 extra seats. What happens when Montana and all these other… and Michigan… well, not Michigan, but a bunch of these other states do…
1:51:09
Testecleese: The red states do the same thing.
1:51:11
El Guapo: Yeah, I'm good.
1:51:12
Testecleese: Rushed.
1:51:15
El Guapo: Fuck around. Tell me about 60 seconds.
1:51:16
Testecleese: 7, Brian.
1:51:17
Brian McFadden: I'm bringing it up now!
1:51:18
Testecleese: I see that.
1:51:19
Brian McFadden: True.
1:51:22
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: But what does it mean? The meme comes from a song called Dute Dude by rapper Skrilla. It dropped in late 2024, and in the track, Skrilla says 6-7. He's talking about 67th Street in Chicago, and that's where the phrase originated. Fast forward to early 2025, and TikTok and Instagram users took that 6-7 line, connected it to NBA player
1:51:45
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: LaMelo Ball, who just happens to be 6'7".
1:51:49
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: So whenever the song hits the 6-7 line, editors would cut the footage of LaMelo dominating the court. And from these edits, the meme evolved. People started making TikToks and Instagram Reels involving the number 6-7. For example, someone would say that they scored 67 out of 100 on the test, and then someone would say, you mean 6-7? It became the type of
1:52:08
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: inside joke where you had to understand it before they could use it, but there was no understanding. The meaning of 6-7 is 6-7.
1:52:16
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: And then the meme got even more popular in March of 2025, during a Cam Wilder basketball vlog. The camera panned to a white kid with blonde fluffy hair, and out of nowhere.
1:52:26
Brian McFadden: A lot of puppies.
1:52:29
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: Clips of that kid started spreading across TikTok in April, and people quickly dubbed him the 6'7 Kid with fluffy hair. His hairstyle even got nicknamed the Ice Cream Fair.
1:52:40
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: felt cringey. And then this led to a stereotype called the Mason 6-7 archetype, poking fun at younger Gen Z and Gen Alpha boys who overuse internet slang and trends like this. And then later in 2025, the 6-7 kid took on an even stranger form with what's now called SCP-067. Around August, edits started circulating where the 6-7 kid's face was distorted into something creepy.
1:53:05
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: With glowing blue eyes, massive gaping mouth, or sometimes black and white like a giant space creature.
1:53:11
Audio shared by Brian McFadden: People compared it to SCP-096 or SCP-1471, and that's how we got the name SCP-067. Other edits made him look like an anti-piracy screen, like one of those that you would see if you pirated a video game, turning the 6-7 kid into full-on nightmare fuel, but now also a digital urban legend. And that's the story of 6-7. Be sure to subscribe.
1:53:35
Brian McFadden: There.
1:53:35
Testecleese: So it's stupid, it means nothing.
1:53:37
Brian McFadden: Yeah, pretty much. That's pretty much what Dictionary.com said, too.
1:53:46
Testecleese: Great.
1:53:47
El Guapo: Well, anyways, guys, let me get out of here. I gotta wake up early.
1:53:50
Brian McFadden: Yeah.
1:53:50
Testecleese: We're about done, but alright.
1:53:52
El Guapo: Oh, okay, go ahead, go ahead.
1:53:55
El Guapo: Yeah, they actually looked like the back of the bus.
1:53:58
Testecleese: Oh, this dude David Pearce I've never heard of, he's a Hollywood producer?
1:54:03
Testecleese: he's going to prison forever. He's 42 years old. Apparently, he, was drugging women and raping them.
1:54:12
El Guapo: Goddamn.
1:54:13
Testecleese: Two of these women died of the drugs.
1:54:17
Brian McFadden: Nope.
1:54:18
Testecleese: So, 146… 146-year sentence that…
1:54:21
Brian McFadden: So, like, he'll be out in 100 years with good behavior?
1:54:26
Testecleese: I'm not sure.
1:54:27
Brian McFadden: Gonna be 142 years old.
1:54:29
Testecleese: Right now, they're projecting, 2171 when he's, gonna get out of prison.
1:54:35
Brian McFadden: How will be then?
1:54:38
Testecleese: Are y'all dead.
1:54:40
El Guapo: No, this is why you need a debt sentence, because you wasted taxpayers' money on these motherfuckers.
1:54:45
Testecleese: It costs more money to execute something.
1:54:46
Brian McFadden: It costs way more money, because they gotta go through a million different re-appeals and stuff.
1:54:52
El Guapo: Oh my god, let's simplify, just fucking shoot… give a menu, what do you want? Shooting? Electrical, injection?
1:54:59
Testecleese: Yeah, but you get… you have so many rights before the government's allowed to take your life.
1:55:03
Testecleese: You get so many appeals, and it just eats up court time, you got juries and panels of judges, it's crazy.
1:55:11
El Guapo: Can we do a trial… a trial by, come up by trial, cup-a-trial?
1:55:18
El Guapo: Anyways…
1:55:19
Testecleese: Anything left and leftovers you want to talk about?
1:55:22
El Guapo: I don't think so.
1:55:24
Testecleese: Let me get mine.
1:55:26
Testecleese: share on…
1:55:28
El Guapo: Mmm…
1:55:29
Testecleese: Looks like that's our show then, Brian.
1:55:35
Audio shared by Testecleese: Oh, snap!
1:55:37
Brian McFadden: Boost up!
1:55:39
El Guapo: How to abductor Phil?
1:55:41
El Guapo: It's been…
1:55:42
Brian McFadden: Good luck, Dr. Bill.
1:55:44
Audio shared by Testecleese: Oh, hold on.
1:55:45
Testecleese: Wanna talk about it?
1:55:46
El Guapo: No, no, I didn't know, I was shocked, like, what? I thought he was making money.
1:55:51
Testecleese: Yeah.
1:55:52
Brian McFadden: Basically, his company got bought out by another company recently, and they realized that the sale wasn't really that great of a deal, and…
1:56:06
Brian McFadden: There was no money to be made, and it's going into bankruptcy.
1:56:10
Testecleese: Not just, not just.
1:56:12
Brian McFadden: And then the bankrupt…
1:56:13
Testecleese: I'll see that.
1:56:13
Brian McFadden: I try to do the Chapter 11 bankruptcy, where it would be like a… like the Chapter 13 type of bankruptcy for normal people.
1:56:24
Brian McFadden: And the judge said, no, that's not gonna happen, there's too many creditors for this, there's too many liabilities, we're liquidating.
1:56:32
Testecleese: Yeah, liquidating everything in this company and selling it off to pay your debts, and then you don't owe any more money. It's like, whoa.
1:56:39
El Guapo: Yeah, well, I guess they watch this home and die then.
1:56:42
Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
1:56:44
Audio shared by Testecleese: Am I bright?
1:56:46
Audio shared by Testecleese: Alright. Let's pinch this turd off.
1:56:48
Brian McFadden: Alrighty, then.