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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 9th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, everybody. Well, today, day number five of
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  Speaker 5: five is October the.
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  Speaker 6: 9th, 2026.
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  Speaker 3: And today is Friday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God! Oh, God!
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome to it.
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  Speaker 3: Woody, Greg.
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  Speaker 8: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: There's Menace.
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  Speaker 9: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Happy birthday month, buddy. Oh, thank you. There's Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 8: Hey.
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  Speaker 3: We got Seabass. Yeah. We got Sammy.
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  Speaker 10: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: There's Jeff G. Happy Friday, Jeff G. Hey, happy Friday, man.
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  Speaker 7: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 3: WS Tyler's here.
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  Speaker 11: We got Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: We got Bort. We got Mengy. It is Friday. Let's
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  Speaker 3: get into the weekend. All right.
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  Speaker 5: We've got DUIQ coming up for you today. We'll do
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  Speaker 5: the Friday fail stories, whatever we can do to get
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  Speaker 5: through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.
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  Speaker 5: It's happening today. Here on the Woody Show phones, they're open. 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 5: We'd love to get your Friday check-ins. You can send
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  Speaker 5: those on the text over to 22987. We'll get to
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  Speaker 5: the birthdays, porno birthday here in just a moment. But
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  Speaker 5: I want to send things over to Seabass.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I handed him a stack of things. Every day I
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  Speaker 5: ask everybody here on the show to give me a list.
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  Speaker 5: Like if I just like turn the mics on and
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  Speaker 5: I went right to you, what is something that you
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  Speaker 5: would bring up and talk about on the air? And
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  Speaker 5: sometimes I'm like at a loss. Like I'm not sure
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  Speaker 5: which one would be best to go with. So I
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  Speaker 5: turn it over to Seabass because he says he's always right.
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  Speaker 5: So to start the show, I had him just go
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  Speaker 5: through it.
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  Speaker 3: He's got everybody's. I handed him the stack. Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I had him go through everything. And he gets to
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  Speaker 5: pick what we're going to start the show with today based.
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  Speaker 3: On the things that you guys said that you would
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  Speaker 3: like to talk about.
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  Speaker 12: And I think I found the most interesting part.
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  Speaker 5: Because sometimes I'm very indecisive, as you guys know.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 12: So this is what I think. This sounds like, oh, wow,
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  Speaker 12: what a good topic of conversation. What a good thought starter.
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  Speaker 12: And the first one on my list was Menace.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: It says here, going to Head Trip Music Festival this weekend.
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  Speaker 12: They built a 10-story stage for it.
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  Speaker 3: Clavin Harris.
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  Speaker 12: Skrillex and Swedish House. Who's that?
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  Speaker 3: I love Clavin Harris. Clavin Harris.
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  Speaker 12: Skrillex and Swedish House Mafia.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 14: So, yeah, I'm going to Head Trip Music Festival, which
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  Speaker 14: is the first time that they're doing it. It's like
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  Speaker 14: an EDC. It's usually where they have the Coachella Music
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  Speaker 14: Festival or Stagecoach.
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  Speaker 3: But they're building this massive structure there.
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  Speaker 5: And Clavin Harris is going to be there?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, and Clavin Harris will be there with Skrillex and
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  Speaker 14: Switch House Mafia.
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  Speaker 3: And we'll see if people will survive. But I know
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  Speaker 3: a lot of Woody Show listeners are going to be going.
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  Speaker 3: So I hope I'll see you out there. So the
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  Speaker 3: stage is 10 stories tall?
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  Speaker 12: That's like a building.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, 100 feet.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, well, usually if you go to EDC, the stage
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  Speaker 14: setup is pretty much like The reason that you go.
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  Speaker 14: It's just to see the stage because it's almost like
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  Speaker 14: a piece of art. Seabass, is that point like you
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  Speaker 14: want me to play your audio?
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  Speaker 12: Menace, I have one thing to say to that.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's what I call interesting.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you say that because you guys don't go to
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  Speaker 3: music festivals.
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  Speaker 13: But you haven't gone to.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you guys? I put this on Seabass.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass gets to choose.
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  Speaker 12: Menace, why are you being angry with me?
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  Speaker 3: Everybody... You're trying to mock. A 10-story stage sounds cool
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  Speaker 3: to me. I would look at that. If it's not that,
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  Speaker 3: what is it? All right.
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  Speaker 12: Next one on my list is Gina's.
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  Speaker 14: Okay.
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  Speaker 12: It says, how long have you gone with your car
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  Speaker 12: maintenance light on? I drove with someone yesterday that's had
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  Speaker 12: theirs on for two months.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 15: I am curious. Because I don't know how long you
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  Speaker 15: can go before your car just stops working and explodes.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's what I call interesting.
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  Speaker 15: It might not be, but I should have liked to
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  Speaker 15: know the answer.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, probably a year.
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  Speaker 15: You can go a year?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I've ignored it.
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  Speaker 15: This is something I genuinely want to know.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a look on your face.
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  Speaker 12: I know he's proud of himself, but I really want
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  Speaker 12: to know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you see, I've gone, I've probably gone a
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  Speaker 3: year so far with mine on.
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  Speaker 16: A year?
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  Speaker 15: Okay, so I'm good for now.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm sure there's listeners that have probably gone like
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  Speaker 3: many years.
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  Speaker 15: That's why I wanted to know.
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  Speaker 5: So I did have a little light that came on
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, oh, what is that? But I
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  Speaker 5: saw as I was pulling into work like a month
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  Speaker 5: or so ago and I'm like, I'll have to look
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  Speaker 5: that up later to see exactly what that is.
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  Speaker 17: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I got back in the car and then it was gone.
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  Speaker 5: And then a few days later, it was back on again.
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  Speaker 5: So it just keeps going away on its own. So
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  Speaker 5: I did look it up because I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: I grabbed the quick picture. And it says it's some
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  Speaker 5: kind of like sensor or something. And you can continue to.
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  Speaker 3: Drive on it.
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  Speaker 15: That's why it's going on and off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's just the light that the service
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  Speaker 5: department sends out via the, you know, connected to the
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  Speaker 5: Internet thing the cars do now.
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  Speaker 3: To get you to go back in there for your maintenance.
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  Speaker 3: One of those symbols looks like a bunch of waves
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  Speaker 3: with an exclamation point in between parentheses. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That means tire pressure. Yeah, how the hell are you
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  Speaker 5: supposed to know that?
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  Speaker 3: Check your tire pressure. All right, CBS. Well, it's not that.
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  Speaker 3: So what's it going to be?
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  Speaker 18: All right.
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  Speaker 12: Well, I'm on Sammy's page now. And she says, I
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  Speaker 12: heard a commercial yesterday about betting the prediction market on
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  Speaker 12: an election.
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  Speaker 3: And I think.
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  Speaker 12: The polymarket will be the first thing to get people
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  Speaker 12: to vote.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 19: I think that people, I was like, when I first
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  Speaker 19: heard this commercial, I was like, no way are they.
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  Speaker 3: Running ads to bet on the election.
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  Speaker 19: And I think that if this is actually happening, people
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  Speaker 19: are betting they're going to then go out to vote.
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  Speaker 15: To sway the election.
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  Speaker 3: To sway, yeah.
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  Speaker 15: And they're going to vote.
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  Speaker 19: For the underdog and everyone's going to go out in
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  Speaker 19: droves and vote for the person that nobody wants just
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  Speaker 19: to win the polymarket.
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  Speaker 20: You're kind of right.
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  Speaker 15: Now that's what I call interesting.
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  Speaker 12: I thought that was.
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  Speaker 5: It's the anticipation of what he's going to have this afternoon.
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  Speaker 12: I think this is.
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  Speaker 15: Really just for Steve Asinwid.
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  Speaker 19: Yeah, because that's something that I thought was like, wait,
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  Speaker 19: are we paying attention to this?
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  Speaker 12: Because this can skew votes and.
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  Speaker 15: How people care about it.
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  Speaker 3: That could get what they wanted the whole time, getting
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  Speaker 3: people to the polls.
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  Speaker 18: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 20: Hopefully all those bettors have patience to stand in line.
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  Speaker 14: I mean, I can throw some stories about realization in
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  Speaker 14: there if you want.
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  Speaker 12: Those are the only two options.
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 14: He's a customer I haven't gone to yet.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry I haven't made out with my cousin.
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  Speaker 3: All right, starting with your celebrities.
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday to John O'Hurley. He was Jay Peterman on Seinfeld.
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  Speaker 5: He hosted Family Feud for a while until they took
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  Speaker 5: that away from him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wrongly.
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  Speaker 5: John O'Hurley is 72 years old. Sharon Osbourne is 74.
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  Speaker 5: You got a writer director, Guillermo del Toro, who's 62.
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  Speaker 5: Jacob Batalon. He was Peter Parker's best friend, Ned, in
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  Speaker 5: the Spider-Man movies. He's 30 years old today. Nick Swartzen
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  Speaker 5: is 50.
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  Speaker 3: Barely. Let's see.
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  Speaker 5: You got from Abbott Elementary, and everybody hates Chris, Tyler
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  Speaker 5: James Williams, who's 34.
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  Speaker 3: Bella Hadid. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Nice.
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  Speaker 4: 30.
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  Speaker 3: Steve Burns, the original host of Blue's Clues, is 53.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: From your San Francisco 69ers, Greg, George Kittle. Oh, thank
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  Speaker 3: God for Kittle.
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  Speaker 5: First of all, tight end. He's 33. Zachary Ty Bryan,
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  Speaker 5: the oldest son, Brad, on Home Improvements, 45.
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  Speaker 3: Is he in jail?
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  Speaker 5: No, there was somebody who was just... He only had
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  Speaker 5: like 80 UIs.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Tony Shalhoub. Oh, yeah. A little monk.
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  Speaker 9: He's 73.
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  Speaker 3: Also, the marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
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  Speaker 14: Oh!
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  Speaker 3: And then Scott Bakula, who's been in a bunch of stuff. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: 72 years old. Your porno birthday today is Jaden Cole.
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  Speaker 5: And today's birthday girl, she's been covered in more white
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  Speaker 5: stuff than a powdered donut.
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  Speaker 3: 416 fine adult films, including Beaver Buffet.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 5: She was in Rubbing the Nub, Volume 3.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: Magnificently Breasted, Volume 7. Doubling Up on the Toys, Volume 1. Greg,
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  Speaker 5: hot lesbians in fishnets having a little fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. She was an experienced lesbos bang new girls.
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  Speaker 5: And who can forget her unforgettable role in Jam My
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  Speaker 5: Vagina with a Spatula?
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  Speaker 3: Jam it. Do it.
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  Speaker 15: At least the other end.
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  Speaker 12: And on Twitter, she's followed by people I know, including
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  Speaker 12: Anthony Cumia, Suttering John Melendez, and Frankie McDonald.
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  Speaker 3: What? Frankie's been following. He's the... The weather guy from
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  Speaker 3: Be Prepared. He also follows a lot.
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  Speaker 12: Of porn stars on Twitter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, weird.
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  Speaker 21: I mean.
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  Speaker 14: But he always says of age, right?
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  Speaker 3: What's that? She's only 20 years old. All right. That's
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  Speaker 3: your birthday. It's a part of birthday here on this Friday.
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  Speaker 3: It is The Woody Show. We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 14: Do you want to win a 98-inch TCL television? You
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  Speaker 3: And 7 p.m. What's going on, everybody? It's Menace.
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  Speaker 14: I'm going to be at Lazy Dog, not only with
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  Speaker 14: keep enjoying the woody show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Well let's go and check in.
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  Speaker 5: See what Greg Gorey's got for us with the trending
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  Speaker 5: news headlines.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the Cleveland Guardians beat the White Sox last night 9-5,
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  Speaker 3: which is exciting because that sets up a winner-take-all game
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  Speaker 3: 5 tomorrow. And the winner will face the Rays in
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  Speaker 3: the ALCS. In the NLCS, Dodgers versus Brewers. Game 1
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  Speaker 3: Sunday in Milwaukee. And meanwhile, MLB posted on social media
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  Speaker 3: yesterday about a proposal to cut the regular season from
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  Speaker 3: 162 to 154 games starting in 2029, with most Mondays off.
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  Speaker 3: Also expanding the division series to best of seven and
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  Speaker 3: letting top seeds pick their playoff opponents starting in 2027.
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  Speaker 3: Now the catch is it's all tied to the players
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  Speaker 3: accepting a salary cap, which the union has vowed to
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  Speaker 3: never do. Okay.
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  Speaker 12: Good luck.
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  Speaker 5: There's a good chance there's not any baseball season next
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  Speaker 5: year at all.
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  Speaker 3: That's what you're saying.
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  Speaker 15: I mean, that seems so alarmist. Is that really?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's a very big issue. It's a very real possibility.
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  Speaker 22: Very real possibility because they have to figure this part
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  Speaker 22: out because you have so many top heavy teams and
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  Speaker 22: then you have a bunch of teams that don't spend
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  Speaker 22: any money on their product and they have to figure
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  Speaker 22: out not just the ceiling, but the floor.
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  Speaker 5: But there's also an argument to get rid of all
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  Speaker 5: the deferred payment stuff.
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  Speaker 16: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: Like, cause that's just a, that's just a loophole. There's
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  Speaker 5: a lot of teams that have done that, you know,
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  Speaker 5: deferred payment. So like, doesn't really hit the same way
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  Speaker 5: on a, on a, on a payroll.
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  Speaker 18: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was the games. That's just like what? Eight games. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: eight games less.
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  Speaker 20: I mean, if they did 100 games, I'd be fine
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  Speaker 20: with it, to be honest.
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  Speaker 15: Nobody would notice.
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  Speaker 3: Totally. It's a long, long, long season.
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  Speaker 15: It's crazy what they put those dudes through.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, baseball's a long season. Hockey's a long season.
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  Speaker 5: Basketball's a forever long season.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: It's only the best one, football. That's way too short. Correct. Now, hopefully,
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  Speaker 3: there will be no legal loopholes when we can plan
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  Speaker 3: a viewing party for December 3rd. That is when there's
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  Speaker 3: going to be a public execution of Nadal Hassan. He's
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  Speaker 3: the former army psychologist who went on that shooting rampage
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  Speaker 3: at Fort Hood back in 2009.
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  Speaker 5: Greg, how many decades have we been asking for this?
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  Speaker 3: Right. This is finally our idea coming to fruition.
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  Speaker 5: This is not a new thing. We've said forever. Before
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  Speaker 5: you ask anybody for another tax dollar.
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  Speaker 3: Do pay-per-view. Do pay-per-view for these executions. Yes. And you
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  Speaker 3: would bring in so much money. Exactly. Nadal Hassan killed
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  Speaker 3: 13 people, injured 32. Scheduled to be executed by firing
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  Speaker 3: squad on December 3rd. And the Pentagon says it's going
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  Speaker 3: to be public. It's going to be live streamed. So
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  Speaker 3: if Hassan files legal appeals, that could delay it. They
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  Speaker 3: say up to years long. But if it all goes through,
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  Speaker 3: it's going to be the first military execution in over
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  Speaker 3: 65 years. and the first firing squad execution since 1945.
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  Speaker 5: Wasn't it also supposed to be happening on the same
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  Speaker 5: day slash same time?
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  Speaker 3: Same place. Same place as he carried out his attacks.
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  Speaker 3: All right. So I had justice. I love it. Exactly.
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  Speaker 5: As an eye for an eye guy, I'm a big fan.
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  Speaker 5: I know there's a lot of people and people aren't
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  Speaker 5: in favor of the death penalty at all, which I am.
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  Speaker 5: So there's already, we can agree to disagree there, but, um,
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  Speaker 5: I got, I got no problem with it.
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  Speaker 7: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: You know, like no problem with it. Uh, you know, we're, uh,
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  Speaker 5: what were we talking about? Oh man, we should do
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  Speaker 5: like a raffle where, you know, one person gets to
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  Speaker 5: be like an honorary shooter and all the money goes
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  Speaker 5: to like victims, families.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Victims, families. Yeah. It's so good.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of people who are against the death
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  Speaker 3: penalty and they bring up the fact that we shouldn't be, quote,
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  Speaker 3: playing God. And to that, I would say, well, are
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  Speaker 3: we meant to fly? No, but we have planes. So
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  Speaker 3: are we playing God?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, why are you.
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  Speaker 15: Cherry picking God's power?
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  Speaker 3: We have scuba suits so we can breathe underwater. Are
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  Speaker 3: we playing God? I do have a question, though. Do
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  Speaker 3: you know what streaming platform? Oh, that's a great question.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully all across the board. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says
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  Speaker 3: making it public will help people understand the consequences of
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  Speaker 3: these kinds of attacks.
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  Speaker 5: People point out how accurate it is, but this kind
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  Speaker 5: of thing is only in Afghanistan.
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  Speaker 3: I think Iran, they say. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Not great company, but it doesn't mean I like it
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  Speaker 5: any less.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't make it fun.
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  Speaker 15: Even a broken clock.
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  Speaker 3: No place is all bad. Also, the latest on the
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: Cornell case, Jane Doe was in investigation mode in the
• 14:22
  Speaker 3: days and weeks after this train incident, working to find
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: out who was spreading rumors about what happened. TMZ got
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: their hands on a text chain between one of the
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: frat bros and Jane Doe. So four days after the
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: frat party, she tells him, and I'm quoting here, Bro,
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: everyone knows I'm incredibly stressed out. She says the rumors
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: are effing ruining my life temporarily. My reputation is destroyed
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: and I'm utterly ashamed. I'm effing pissed. because this many
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: people shouldn't know. And then Jane gets philosophical about sex.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: She wrote in text, but also like everybody needs to
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: grow up because sexuality and sex and ish is changing
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: and stuff like this is going to become more common.
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: I'm also really open-minded. She said, I don't think we
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: should feel any shame for the part, our body, our choice.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Jane then claims, quote, People are changing the narrative because,
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: like in any sexual scenario, with one woman and many men,
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: the woman was probably the victim. Those were her words.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: I don't know how much of this stuff was out
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: there and available when they did this initial investigation.
• 15:25
  Speaker 15: I don't think any.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: Because it seems like this would be the stuff that
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: they would see and go, all right, well, this is
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: why we're not bringing charges. Because it's so– cases have
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: to be way.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: More clear now. Not murky.
• 15:36
  Speaker 15: It's messy.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: Because they talk about, oh, well, you know, she... was
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: drunk under the influence of the ketamine, but so.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: Were the guys.
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: So at what point is it like, who's then in, quote,
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: in charge.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: At that point?
• 15:49
  Speaker 15: And now one of the guys is saying, actually, in
• 15:51
  Speaker 15: that case, I was assaulted too.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: It's so murky, man.
• 15:54
  Speaker 19: And at the beginning when she came forward, they said
• 15:57
  Speaker 19: that because she did the drugs.
• 15:58
  Speaker 12: And drank the alcohol, but on her own free will,
• 16:01
  Speaker 12: that none of it mattered.
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: Well, that's what, what's her name from The View? She
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: was pointing out like New York law states.
• 16:08
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: That if you knowingly consume the alcohol and knowingly consume
• 16:12
  Speaker 5: the drugs and then whatever, that becomes a different story
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: as opposed to, which is crazy, like somebody gave you
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: and like, you know, plied you slash, you know, got
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: you like put something in your drink.
• 16:22
  Speaker 15: But it's, that's like saying, I mean, I agreed to
• 16:26
  Speaker 15: the drugs. I didn't agree to the rape, you know, like,
• 16:28
  Speaker 15: what is it? How does that make sense for New
• 16:31
  Speaker 15: York law? Like I agreed to drinking. I didn't agree
• 16:33
  Speaker 15: to everything that came after the, after the drink.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: I see your point there.
• 16:36
  Speaker 5: My point is like when, you know, uh, My wife
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: and I go out and we have some drinks, you know, whatever.
• 16:41
  Speaker 5: And there's things that we think are maybe good ideas
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: in that moment because we're both hammered and she's been
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: doing ketamine off my penis.
• 16:48
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 16:48
  Speaker 15: You know, like she does.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: Wow, that text, bro. As she does.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: You know, like it's a very murky situation.
• 16:56
  Speaker 14: All I want to know is more about the pegging.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: The dude that got, he said that he got pegged.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: That's what you want to know about?
• 17:02
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: How'd that go down?
• 17:04
  Speaker 5: This just in, by the way, Kid Rock is playing
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: The Execution.
• 17:07
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 17:07
  Speaker 18: No way.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we just got a text. Sure. Somebody just texted.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 17:12
  Speaker 15: That's too good to be true. I don't buy it.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: It's a joke, you guys. Damn it. It's a joke.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: That would rule, though. Why not make it more of
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: a party? Lee Greenwood will be out there doing... Oh, absolutely.
• 17:24
  Speaker 20: Can you imagine Ba with the Ba and all the gunshots, bro?
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Well, if they made it into, like,
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: a festival, yeah, raise even more money. Do pre-game, post-game. Yeah,
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: they're doing the Star Spangled Banner. Rockets, red glare, pop!
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Bombs bursting out, pop! Gave proof through the night.
• 17:42
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine? So at the start of this NFL season, everybody,
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: in my opinion, as always, was on the Cowboys junk
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: saying how awesome they're going to be. But they still suck.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: That is every year.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: They lost 24-16 to the winless Buccaneers last night at home.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Rookie QB Jalen Daniels had 189 yards and a touchdown.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Totally outplayed the Cowboys QB Dak Prescott. Yeah, that's not
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: even the story.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: I mean, it is a story that the— That the
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: Dallas Cowboys lost like that because nobody really saw that coming.
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: In fact, I think that was one of the bigger
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: point spreads going into the week. The Cowboys were going
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: to just crush. But the real story that people are
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: talking about today is after the game, Dak Prescott's walking back.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: To the locker room. And a stadium employee yells out
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: to Dak, Embarrassing! Yeah. So... Let's him hear it. I
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: didn't think that was even real. Yeah. Because I saw
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: it on a memes account, and I was like, oh,
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: that's not real.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you see him like... He's like just staring
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: at him. Give him the death stare. Death stare, and
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: I'm all the way back to the locker room.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: And then it got even more Victor Mature because Dax
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: sent another Cowboys employee to find that guy that yelled
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: at him. Yeah, that guy's... And yell at him back.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: Well, that guy's so fired. You know he's got to
• 18:53
  Speaker 5: be so fired.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I love it.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Like, fans can do that, and you're supposed to suck
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: it up as a player or whatever.
• 18:58
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: But, like, when it's also a stadium employee, a team employee,
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: they're not going to. Yeah, keep your blinders on.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Do your thing.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: You think Jerry Jones is going to tolerate that?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Hell no. Hell no. I mean, the guy's not wrong.
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It's embarrassing. I love it, though. Also a couple of
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: good movies hitting the theaters this weekend. You got the
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: social reckoning. That's Aaron Sorkin's followup to the social network.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: This is about a Facebook engineer who teamed up with
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: a wall street journal reporter to blow the whistle and
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: show how meta prioritized rage bait fueled political polarization and
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: stuff like that. Stars, Jeremy Allen white from the bear,
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Jeremy strong, Mikey Madison and Bill Burr is in that movie.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I saw a clip. I'm like, is that Bill Burr? Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 14: But it doesn't have Eisenberg. Like it, And it's supposed
• 19:42
  Speaker 14: to be like an extension of the first movie.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Well, they, I guess they reached it. He wasn't interested.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: They really tried to get Jesse Eisenberg on board, and
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: he just wasn't interested. Didn't want to do it again.
• 19:54
  Speaker 14: That's weird, because he's done all those magic movies like
• 19:58
  Speaker 14: three times.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Brink's truck backing up to his house.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Also in theaters this weekend, Other Mommy. That's a psychological
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: horror movie starring Jessica Chastain. Oh, I want to see that.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: So it's about an eight-year-old in a broken home who
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: starts talking to a ghost in her closet. Yeah.
• 20:14
  Speaker 14: I'm laughing because I went to go see Odyssey with
• 20:17
  Speaker 14: Tyler and the trailer played.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: For this movie.
• 20:20
  Speaker 10: Cute.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: And he jumped during the trailer.
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: During the trailer?
• 20:25
  Speaker 17: Tyler did? Yeah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Did you hold him? Yeah, I did. And I gave
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: him a kiss.
• 20:30
  Speaker 16: Aw.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Finally, The Legend of Aang, The Last Airbender. That's an
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: animated Avatar movie starring Steven Yeun and Dave Bautista. Dave
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: Bautista rules. He does, man. Did you see Knock.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: At the Cabin?
• 20:42
  Speaker 15: Knock at the Cabin.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I love that movie.
• 20:43
  Speaker 15: He was so good in it. He's a good actor, man.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: That's a great movie. Really, really good in that. So
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: that's what's coming out this weekend.
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: Knock at the Cabin. It sounds like one of your
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: Amazon Prime movies.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: No. This was, was it?
• 20:54
  Speaker 5: Like that one where, what's his face? Who's the, Liam
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Neeson was the snow plowed driver.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, that was so bad. I don't remember what that
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: was called. I forget what that was called.
• 21:03
  Speaker 15: Would you call Knock at the Cabin horror? I think
• 21:05
  Speaker 15: it's like a psychological thriller.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Is it M. Night Shyamalan, right? I don't know. It
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: was one of M. Night Shyamalan's two good movies. That
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: was it. You have The Sixth Sense.
• 21:13
  Speaker 15: Oh, I didn't even know that was his. It's a
• 21:14
  Speaker 15: great movie.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: It's really trippy. It's kind of horror, I guess. I
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: would file it under horror. So that's what's going on, Wood.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I'll take my shirt off. You take your shirt off.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: Let's skin to skin.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: This is The Woody Show.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Yuck. I'm not taking my shirt off. If you're home alone...
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Skin to skin, baby. Do you walk around without a shirt? No. Like, never? Well,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: you're alone. Like, alone alone. No, I'm not.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: I don't, it has nothing to do with the looks.
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: I don't feel comfortable without a shirt on. It's just
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: more comfortable with a shirt on. I'm not comfortable barefoot.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: I prefer to have socks on.
• 21:50
  Speaker 15: When you walk around your own house?
• 21:52
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 21:52
  Speaker 15: Like Greg and I like to clean naked. That's the
• 21:54
  Speaker 15: best way to do it.
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: I don't get people to sleep with a shirt off.
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: Because to me, it's not comfortable. There's too much air
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: on my skin.
• 22:03
  Speaker 3: It's uncomfortable having that much layers.
• 22:06
  Speaker 12: It's not that much layers.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: It's like a t-shirt.
• 22:08
  Speaker 14: Then you have your blanket on top of you and
• 22:10
  Speaker 14: stuff like that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Maybe that's the other thing is I sleep on top
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: of all my covers.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: What? You run that high?
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: Wow.
• 22:17
  Speaker 15: Wait, you don't have a sheet on top of you?
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Well, if I am, it's like just the regular top
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: sheet and then like a thinner blanket, but like most
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: of the time my wife will tell you like he's
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: completely uncovered no quilt no steam running off i'm just
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: laying on top of everything and i'm out you might
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: be in perimenopause yeah i don't know legally weird yeah
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: but i mean menace won't take his shirt off where
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: anybody else could see him has nacho seen you with
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: your shirt off yeah your own wife has she seen
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: it ever.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah of course okay and i i mean i'm out
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: because you've been very protective over that over the years like.
• 22:54
  Speaker 14: Well, I just won't do it publicly so people take
• 22:56
  Speaker 14: photos and then put it on the internet.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm at the house all the time.
• 23:01
  Speaker 14: And then also, the one thing that I will put
• 23:06
  Speaker 14: a shirt back on, which is so weird if I'm
• 23:08
  Speaker 14: in my house and I'm shirtless, is I'll put a
• 23:11
  Speaker 14: shirt back on if I'm going to eat food because
• 23:13
  Speaker 14: I just feel like a gross pig.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: I get that.
• 23:17
  Speaker 15: If you guys are swimming where no one can see you,
• 23:20
  Speaker 15: do you wear a shirt?
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, all the time.
• 23:22
  Speaker 15: Where you're the only one.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: For, only one wrap.
• 23:25
  Speaker 15: Nobody's going to see it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you what that's about more than anything else?
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: I don't want to put on the sunblock.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: And I don't want my shoulders getting burned. Okay. I'm
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: telling you, that is the number one reason.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Okay. She just asked you if you would do it
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: with your shirt off.
• 23:40
  Speaker 12: That's what I'm saying.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: The reason I wear the shirt, though, has nothing to.
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: Do with it.
• 23:42
  Speaker 15: Because you just want to put on sunblock.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Without the shirt, it has everything to do with the
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: fact that I'm too lazy to put the sunblock on.
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: Unless I want to be out there for a long
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: period of time, then, of course, I'll put sunblock on.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Same scenario. It's evening. There is no sun issue.
• 23:56
  Speaker 15: No skinny dip at night?
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: No, I won't wear the shirt. Okay.
• 23:59
  Speaker 15: Because to me, going in water with a shirt sounds,
• 24:02
  Speaker 15: talk about uncomfortable.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: It's like, oh, get off me. No, you got to
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: get a special swim shirt.
• 24:06
  Speaker 15: Like a rash guard.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just tell a menace. It's made for it.
• 24:09
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: All right, well, who said this? Who said this about
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: Fat Sammy? She's extremely.
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: Beefy in like her arms and her legs. She has
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: a whole video online talking about her cankles.
• 24:23
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Who said that about our very own Fat Sammy? That
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: woman sounds familiar.
• 24:26
  Speaker 15: She does sound familiar.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Does it?
• 24:28
  Speaker 6: She's extremely beefy in like her arms and her legs.
• 24:33
  Speaker 6: She has a whole video online talking about her cankles.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:36
  Speaker 15: We haven't seen that video of you talking about that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 15: You should check it out.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: I had my notes wrong. That wasn't about Fat Sammy. Although,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: I think we can all agree.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: I think I know who that is.
• 24:45
  Speaker 15: It might as well be Fat Sammy.
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: It's legally about Sammy.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: All joking aside, that is Megyn Kelly.
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: Did you see all that? I did. She clearly chose violence.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. You can think whatever you want.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know why you go on and you say
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: that now everybody's got their opinion on what the Cornell
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: cases and what's going on there. And they have their take,
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: but this is what, uh, Megan Kelly said. She was
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: breaking down the whole like Jane Doe situation.
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: Listen to this.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: No one will even consider the possibility that this woman
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: made a decision to get it on with four men total, uh,
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: not seven. And again, Enjoyed it because I'm just going
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: to be honest. She's not the most attractive gal. She's
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: extremely beefy in like her arms and her legs. She
• 25:40
  Speaker 6: has a whole video online talking about her cankles. And
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: she possibly enjoyed being admired. This is how women make
• 25:49
  Speaker 6: these mistakes. Admired, wanted. Some women even, you know, foolishly
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: say loved by these guys at Cornell. This is probably
• 25:59
  Speaker 6: a first for her. She's probably thrilled to be so
• 26:01
  Speaker 6: admired because she clearly didn't grow up the incredibly beautiful one.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: I'm not trying to be insulting. I'm just trying to
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: tell you the narrative that is likely to have occurred here,
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: in my opinion. Why can't we account for that possibility
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: that the girl who was never the most sought after
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: suddenly had four guys who wanted to have sex with her?
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: And she counted this, yeah, in her inebriated state as
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: a win. And liked the feeling of being sexy and
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: desired and wanted.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, so you are entitled to whatever opinion you have.
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: But like Greg says all the time, there is no
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: law that says you are.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Required to share. There are things that you can think. Opinion.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: That stay in your head. What is she even on? Like,
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: where does this even air?
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: She's on SiriusXM. She's on some other stuff. I forget
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: the name of the company.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Some podcast, right?
• 26:55
  Speaker 14: Yeah, but my thing is throwing all those extras, like
• 27:00
  Speaker 14: the cankle stuff.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Well, she did have a video where she was going beefy. Yeah, well,
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: this girl, the Jane Doe girl, did a video. I
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: saw it, and it was a video. She was talking
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: about how she's always had these cankles, and she never
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: used to wear jeans, or she never used to wear
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: shorts because she wanted to cover them. Now she's embracing that,
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: and she's... you know, very much like just kind of
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: putting it all out there. So anyway, she did have
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: that video. It wasn't just like, she was just commenting
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: on it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 15: But also, but, but this is what Megyn Kelly does.
• 27:29
  Speaker 15: That's part of her shtick.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Is it?
• 27:32
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: I know the name.
• 27:34
  Speaker 10: I know.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Didn't she do like good morning America for a minute
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: or something? No, no, wait, maybe you're right.
• 27:39
  Speaker 15: Good morning America.
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: It was one of those where maybe I, you know,
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: I think, I think, I think menace is right.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: And then she was gone.
• 27:47
  Speaker 15: And that's the last time I heard of her.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: No, hold on. I think Menace is.
• 27:52
  Speaker 15: I don't remember that.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Let's see. It was like a minute. Last time I
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: heard her name. Intersected.
• 27:58
  Speaker 15: She appeared as a guest on Good Morning America.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: America's Newsroom?
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: No, I know who you're talking about.
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Or is it somebody like her? Or maybe it wasn't
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: Good Morning America. I think you're right, Menace. But that
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: didn't last long because she got fired, right? From NBC,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I believe. Where is it? I don't know anything about
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: this woman. Oh, yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: She hosted the NBC daytime talk show, Megyn Kelly Today.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: Okay. So they created.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: From 2017 until October of 2018. They created that for her.
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think it was like the wine hour.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: It aired as the third hour of the Today Show.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 28:35
  Speaker 14: Okay.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 28:35
  Speaker 18: All right.
• 28:38
  Speaker 15: But lately, she's embraced this very bombastic, provocative.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Here's the other part that she's wrong. It doesn't matter
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: how you look or whatever. There's always a guy willing
• 28:52
  Speaker 5: to have sex with you.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Always. It's not like all of a sudden.
• 28:57
  Speaker 15: Keep your chin up, ladies.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: That narrative doesn't even make any sense.
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: No.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: Because there's never a drought. I mean, did you watch
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Thousand Pound Roommates?
• 29:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 29:07
  Speaker 15: They found love?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: They got boyfriends. Yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: I'm just wondering how that happened. Physically, how does it
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: even happen? She had the same question.
• 29:16
  Speaker 12: How are we going to do this?
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: They're dying to get with them. Yeah.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: So, yeah, Megyn Kelly's obviously getting lit up.
• 29:22
  Speaker 18: Oh, yeah.
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: Lit up over all that. There's another dude. He's a lawyer.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Battle-tested lawyer on Instagram. His name is Kareem Nahas.
• 29:33
  Speaker 14: And.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: He has represented people, he says, on both sides of
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: either a people of things like this and people who
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: have been wrongfully accused of things like this and you
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: know my my wife and i were just having a
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: conversation with my son who is 17 and it was
• 29:51
  Speaker 5: about the uh portland trailblazers story the the announcer and who.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Had made those posts many years ago. They announced them.
• 29:59
  Speaker 15: It was over before it started.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: They had the press release. We talked about it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: They announced them, and then they fired them on the
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: same day because somebody went and found these old posts
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: from Twitter, X, whatever, from when he was 15. And
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: so we're like, look, man, this is what we've been
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: telling our son, our kids. Look, anything online.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: Lives forever.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: And this is why you got to be so careful about,
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: you know, and trying to, and this is something that
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: our parents, the only awkward conversation, really, I think that,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: you know, parents of my generation.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Had to deal with were the birds and the bees conversation.
• 30:38
  Speaker 15: Pretty much.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: But now there's all these other things, you know, now
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: there's the conversation about what you're posting online or don't send,
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: you know, pictures.
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: What information are you sharing? Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: There's things like that. The other thing is now like,
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: how do you navigate? Because, you know, Greg, we've, we've
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: had the conversation just out of curiosity. You hear about how,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: you know, how grandma and grandpa met. And it's like, well,
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: grandpa really pursued me.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 31:04
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: The narrative these days would be that he's a stalker.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: He's a creeper. So creepy. He was courting me. He's
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: courting means stalking.
• 31:11
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: So like people have assigned yet to woo her.
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: People have assigned like a really dark, you know, criminal
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: element to just like, you know, flirting.
• 31:21
  Speaker 15: Or he finally wore me down.
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: So the thing is like, you gotta be, you gotta
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: be super careful. You almost have to have people signing,
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: you know, uh, waivers and releases.
• 31:29
  Speaker 15: They started doing that in colleges.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: So anyway, this guy and this, uh, this popped up
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: and this is kind of, you know, the conversation that, uh,
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: my wife and I were talking about like, well, how
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: do we talk about this kind of stuff with our
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: son as he's, you know, now looking at colleges, he's
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: going to be going off into the world and stuff
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: like you gotta be careful, man. you know, because what
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: you think is even consensual may, you know, like they say,
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: think about how something's going to look in black and
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: white if it's written out. Like you can say something.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: Think about the difference between a conversation, the way somebody
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: says something, you get tone inflection, you get all these
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: things compared to when it comes across on a text.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Absolutely. There's a difference.
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: So, you know, you've got to be careful. So this
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: is the battle-tested lawyer and he's giving tips on how
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: to be, you know, protect yourself from Jane Doe, quote unquote.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: He's saying that Not as like all women, but for,
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: you know, he's using the current story as the example
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: to protect yourself from being wrongfully accused.
• 32:25
  Speaker 9: As an attorney who's represented victims of sexual abuse, as
• 32:29
  Speaker 9: well as defendants who've been falsely accused, I'm going to
• 32:31
  Speaker 9: give you three rules you need to live by to
• 32:34
  Speaker 9: avoid being falsely accused by Jane Doe. Rule number one,
• 32:37
  Speaker 9: no kinks, no orgies, nothing rough, no whips, no S & M.
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: I don't care if she begs you to choke her.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: She likes it rough.
• 32:43
  Speaker 9: She wants you to punch her.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Don't do it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 9: Don't participate. She could regret it later and you've left
• 32:48
  Speaker 9: physical evidence. Walk away as fast as you can. Rule
• 32:51
  Speaker 9: number two, never have sex with an intoxicated woman, period.
• 32:54
  Speaker 9: I don't care if you're drunk. It doesn't matter. I
• 32:56
  Speaker 9: don't care how much she wants it. If she consents,
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: that doesn't matter. In Massachusetts, like other states, simply having
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: sex with an intoxicated woman is rape. Rule number three,
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: treat your hookup like it's a professional relationship, like you're
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: talking to your boss. Document everything. Confirm it in writing
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: multiple times, multiple platforms. I'm dead serious. Send a text
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: that you're coming over tonight.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: We're going to have sex.
• 33:18
  Speaker 9: It might kill the vibe. You might lose a deal
• 33:21
  Speaker 9: or two, but if she ever falsely accuses you, that
• 33:24
  Speaker 9: saved your life. The Cornell 7 were saved by their
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: text messages. Without them, they're basically the Duke lacrosse team.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. That's what society's come to? Just so
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: we're clear, you're coming over for sex.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: This is against everything.
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: Your kinks, your... You have to be sober. You gotta
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: be sober. No kinks, no alcohol. Greg would never have sex.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: All the spontaneity.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: We've talked about how when you're a parent, sometimes you
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: have to almost schedule it. You You got to go, oh, hey,
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: you know what? Friday is looking good. And Greg hates it.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: I do hate that.
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: So now you got to send a text saying like, hey,
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: I'm going to come over tonight. We're going to have sex.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Correct?
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: Sign here.
• 33:59
  Speaker 15: Initial here.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: You got to have everything done. Unfortunately. Do not drink. Dude, unfortunately,
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: that's kind of where we're at.
• 34:05
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: And what he's talking about in Massachusetts, if you have
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: sex with someone who. even willingly had alcohol or what,
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: like you could be, and they decide later on like, oh,
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: you know what? I regret that it was a one
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: night stand. I regret this. They could turn around and
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: it's not going to look good for you. Whether that
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: was the way it was or not, it's not going
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: to look good for you. So, you know, let's not, no,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: no more drunken nights, no more going home with whoever's
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: there at the end of the night.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: At the bar. Hmm.
• 34:32
  Speaker 15: God, I'm so glad I had my 20s when I.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Had my 20s.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Before all this stuff really kind of exploded, I still
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: felt that way. I'm like, man, thank God I'm not
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: in the dating.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: You hear about the dating world and what people are
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: dealing with. Forget it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: It sounds awful. I feel so bad for everybody who's
• 34:48
  Speaker 5: in that life. It's like, man, that sucks. I hope
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: you find your place and your person.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: Looking for love is like an endless job interview.
• 34:55
  Speaker 14: There's a longstanding rumor that Drake makes them sign waivers
• 34:59
  Speaker 14: before hooking up.
• 35:00
  Speaker 15: I think a lot of people do that.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Probably. Not a bad idea.
• 35:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, not sexy. No. I mean, it ruins the mood.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Unless you could do a whole role-playing thing, like a
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: job interview, like they have in porn.
• 35:13
  Speaker 15: Like the casting couch?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Like, I'll be the boss.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: You're coming in for a job interview, but all the
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: paperwork is real.
• 35:18
  Speaker 15: It's NDA.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: To make it sexier. Like, I know this is not sexy.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: That's a great idea.
• 35:22
  Speaker 5: I know the waiver's not sexy, but we're agreeing that
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: we're going to have sex tonight, right?
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 35:26
  Speaker 16: Okay.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: So here's... To make it less... cold and corporate. We're
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: gonna do this role playing scenario. Or you know what,
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: you can be the boss, babe. You be the boss,
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: I'll come in.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: And you can discipline me.
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: And I'll agree that, you know, to the terms of
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: my employment, but it's really our contract that we're having
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: sex and it's going to be consensual.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: You can sexy it up. You could even take it
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: to the nth degree. She could wear a blazer with
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: nothing underneath it, like a power suit, you know, have
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: the briefcase, take the paperwork. So be careful out there, everybody. Yeah.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Make the waivers hot.
• 35:59
  Speaker 23: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Speaker 14: My one last question about the waiver, though. Does he
• 36:03
  Speaker 14: handle it or does he have a guy that handles it?
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Drake? Yeah. That's true. He's got to have a guy.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: There's a guy that comes in the room. Ma'am, can
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: you sign this iPad, please?
• 36:12
  Speaker 5: Well, there's also been documented cases where people did have
• 36:17
  Speaker 5: some kind of a waiver agreement kind of thing, and
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: it didn't hold up because there was alcohol involved. It
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: took whatever waiver there was and threw it right out.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Like one factor negated it?
• 36:28
  Speaker 14: Yeah. Wow.
• 36:28
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• 36:29
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• 36:31
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• 36:32
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• 36:39
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• 36:40
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• 36:43
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• 36:45
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• 36:46
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• 36:47
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• 36:48
  Speaker 3: Where am I? The Woody Show. A program note for
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Menace's birthday month.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: You know, he wants to give away those two 98-inch
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: TCL televisions.
• 36:57
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• 36:58
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• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Love TCL.
• 37:02
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• 37:03
  Speaker 5: to you. And it's going to happen Monday. So Monday
• 37:06
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• 37:09
  Speaker 3: He's going to be out at Lazy Dog. Yes. Where? Oh,
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: LA Live.
• 37:14
  Speaker 5: LA Live, Lazy Dog. Okay, so Lazy Dog at LA Live.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: It's the Rams-Bills game that's going to be happening in
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: that time. And then some other giveaways, too. Theme parks,
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: concert tickets, all that stuff. But that first of the
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: two 98-inch televisions for Menace's birthday month being given away
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: this Monday. So mark it on your calendar. Not that
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: we're trying to rush the weekend.
• 37:34
  Speaker 18: Oh, no.
• 37:35
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• 37:36
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• 37:45
  Speaker 3: I'm with Woody on this.
• 37:46
  Speaker 19: It's very strange.
• 37:46
  Speaker 12: That is not good at all.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 37:48
  Speaker 15: It has like a tart finish.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: It was sour. There's a little bit of an aftertaste.
• 37:52
  Speaker 20: Oh, my God.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Tastes like cold grease.
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: I saw somebody making an argument for this, and I
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: think they're probably on to something.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: It feels like people are trying to start A gender war.
• 38:16
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I feel like it's been going on.
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: I don't know what the reason for it would be,
• 38:20
  Speaker 5: but it's really like, you know, how people will pit
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: people against other people on purpose for whether it's a
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: distraction or whether it's for some other kind of intended purpose, right?
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: But now it's one thing to argue about legitimate stuff.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: It's something else to argue about stupid stuff. The headline,
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: female AI agents paid less than male AI agents.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Wait, how is that possible? Thank you.
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: New report has come out, says that male AI agents
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: are getting paid more than their female counterparts.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: So this was a study.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Human test subjects were put in a VR workplace with
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: some AI agents doing work. And by the end of it,
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: the humans were asked how much they would pay the agents.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: The AIs had identical models, were considered to be doing
• 39:06
  Speaker 5: the same amount and type of work. Yet the female
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: agents were still offered 10 percent less salary than the males.
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: What are we talking about? So in a fantasy world.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: So, like, again, what are we what are we really
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: talking about here? But like I I saw something where
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: this guy and, you know, intellectuals getting together and discussing
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: really important worldly stuff and stuff. they say I feel
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: like we are being set up for a full-on gender
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: war yeah women are being pitted against men men are
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: being pitted against women like as if there wasn't enough
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: division yeah already as there is so who knows what
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: the reason what they didn't get into in this particular
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: thing it was just a really kind of a clip
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: of a full interview that I didn't watch the full
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: interview and But, I mean, it wouldn't be the first time, right,
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: that people are pitting on purpose. Man, we used to
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: have a, well, not we, I used to work for
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: a program director at a radio station who would intentionally
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: pit different employees on his team against each other because
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: he felt like it made for better, better.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Back and forth.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, better back and forth. You know, just, and it
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: wasn't even an on the air thing. This was just
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: for like in the hallways and kept people fired up.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: It was really weird.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Because he loved the drama. It was really weird.
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: But he felt he got more out of those employees
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: because he pitted them against each other. They had no beef,
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: but he created a thing that ended up becoming a
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: real thing between these two people. It made them more
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: competitive against each other, and therefore this program director got
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: more production.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: That's unfortunate. That's an old school management technique. You know, yelling, screaming,
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: throwing things that people don't really do much anymore. Oh,
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: speaking of yelling and screaming, people are dicks. But I
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: love this guy. His name is David Forget. And he
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: and his brother, they own this ice cream place in Massachusetts.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: And it's called Cold Stuff Ice Cream. And he's gone
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: viral because he's defending the teenage employees.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Who work for him. It's an ice cream store.
• 41:04
  Speaker 15: That's really nice.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: Who do you think works there?
• 41:06
  Speaker 12: Teenagers and stuff, right?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: First job.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Because there's like this rude asshole who came in and
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: berated them. It was a simple error. And this person
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: was like losing their mind on these teenage employees. So
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: he went online and he defended the employees.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: Good, great.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: And the kids, this is what he said. Here's the report.
• 41:24
  Speaker 24: Something was in the computer wrong. It was a mistake
• 41:26
  Speaker 24: I made. It was a 20 cent difference.
• 41:29
  Speaker 19: He says the customer's reaction escalated from there.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Borderline aggressive.
• 41:33
  Speaker 24: She was just being rude and disrespectful. This place sucks
• 41:36
  Speaker 24: and do your job right. And I just started steaming up.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: And then what happened? Crash out on Facebook.
• 41:44
  Speaker 15: Obviously.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: Then what?
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: Crashed out on Facebook. So he went on Facebook and
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: he started posting about this.
• 41:50
  Speaker 19: Posting to Facebook in part, quote, I swear to God,
• 41:53
  Speaker 19: stop yelling at my ass.
• 41:54
  Speaker 15: Employees.
• 41:55
  Speaker 19: They are children. The post took off. It now has
• 41:58
  Speaker 19: over 283,000 likes. While most people are supportive of his message,
• 42:03
  Speaker 19: some disagree about how he handled the situation online.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, come on.
• 42:08
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 42:08
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: The people who would take issue with this guy defending
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: these teenage kids against an irate customer at an ice
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: cream shop. This is not really important stuff, guys.
• 42:18
  Speaker 15: There's no such thing as an ice cream-related emergency.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: You think the teenagers behind the counter are trying to
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: really jack you out of your 20 cents?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Right. Dickface. And they fix the problem.
• 42:26
  Speaker 19: The ice cream shops in Massachusetts, too, are mostly for
• 42:29
  Speaker 19: the summer or whatever.
• 42:30
  Speaker 15: They're very seasonal.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: So it's not even like a kid who's been there
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: for two years.
• 42:34
  Speaker 15: They're there for the summer mostly.
• 42:36
  Speaker 19: Now has over 283,000 likes. While most people are supportive
• 42:41
  Speaker 19: of his message, some disagree about how he handled the
• 42:43
  Speaker 19: situation online. One comment reads, quote, bad attitude starts with you, pal,
• 42:48
  Speaker 19: and you're on professionalism. Forge it, though, isn't backing down.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Don't yell at the kids. It's not OK. You saw
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: a swear. You chose to read it. Grow up. First
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: day on the internet. Yeah. You saw a swear word
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: on the internet. You read it. Suck it. First day
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: on the internet. That's great.
• 43:06
  Speaker 12: You got that, pal.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: I'm definitely going to hit up that spot. So many
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: people have been going.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: They said, hey, they drove out of their way just
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: to go support this guy and go to his ice
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: cream shop because he's taking up for the teenagers that
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: work there.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: It's called cold stuff, you said? It's called Cold Stuff
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Ice Cream. Cold Stuff Ice Cream. Help him out. Menace,
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: in the movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding, what did
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: Tula's parents give her as a wedding gift? No job?
• 43:31
  Speaker 16: How?
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I love America.
• 43:34
  Speaker 11: The Woody Show.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I'm reading a story about this woman. Her phone got stolen,
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: which sucks. But later that same day, she got some
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: texts and what's up messages that were popping up on
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: her laptop. And they were from the thief asking what
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: the stolen phone's passcode was.
• 43:53
  Speaker 15: What answer did they think they were going to get?
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: The nerve.
• 43:58
  Speaker 15: The balls.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Now, I think it's pretty funny. She called the cops,
• 44:02
  Speaker 5: showed them the messages. They're like, oh, yeah, we're investigating. Yeah, Aria,
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: you're investigating this woman's stolen phone?
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 44:08
  Speaker 15: That's funny.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: But, yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 15: The nerve.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: There is something that you can set up. It's like through, like,
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: I know on iPhone, I'm sure you can do the
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: same thing with Android, though, Seabass.
• 44:19
  Speaker 12: Probably two years ago.
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: It's like an accessibility thing where you can, like, if
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: whatever it is, and the phone gets stolen, like, as
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: soon as somebody goes, it takes a picture and sends
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: it to, with the front-facing camera, or the selfie camera,
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: and sends it to whatever email.
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: Oh, hell yeah.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: So that way you can see, you have a picture
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: of the person who has your phone.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: And then you give that picture to the cops and
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: they say, oh, yeah, we'll.
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: Get right on it.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're working in shifts. We know who that is.
• 44:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: We're going to send it all down to the crime lab.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: What's that, Big Lebowski? Yes. Yeah, there are a couple
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: apps that do that.
• 44:55
  Speaker 12: Lockwatch, Crookcatcher, one where, yeah, it silently takes a front-facing
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: camera photo whenever incorrect passwords entered. So it might just
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: be your fat face or your kid or your dog
• 45:04
  Speaker 12: or whatever.
• 45:05
  Speaker 15: Looking super pissed and confused.
• 45:06
  Speaker 21: Right.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Anyway, I thought that was pretty funny. Like these, yeah,
• 45:12
  Speaker 5: I mean, I get it. If you get your bike stolen,
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: I mean, even get your car stolen. It's not like,
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: you know, all right, boys, let's meet in the break room.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: We're going to go over the plan for recovering this Kia.
• 45:24
  Speaker 15: Everybody stop what you're doing.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: New priority.
• 45:28
  Speaker 21: 877-44-WOODY.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: You can send us a text over to 22987. Ladies
• 45:33
  Speaker 5: and gentlemen, time for your Friday Fail Stories.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you. All right.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: For your Friday Fail Story.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: All these people thought they had the perfect plan, the
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: plan that could never go wrong, but then somewhere along
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: the line it went from being a great idea to
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: one big stinking mega uber ultra success.
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: Ooh.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: What did you think? I think I rocked it.
• 46:55
  Speaker 15: I think I did, too. I took a different key.
• 46:57
  Speaker 15: I went low.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It was solid from the start. To be honest,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: I never know when it's good or bad. I just
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: wait for you guys to respond.
• 47:03
  Speaker 15: I thought it was good.
• 47:04
  Speaker 5: There's a guy in the After Hours voicemail about last week's.
• 47:07
  Speaker 17: Hey, Woody.
• 47:08
  Speaker 11: So, got an unpopular opinion here.
• 47:11
  Speaker 5: On the Friday fail.
• 47:12
  Speaker 11: Stories, when you guys are, like... singing and doing your
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: harmony and all that yeah whatever that is i don't
• 47:21
  Speaker 11: know man i just i can never tell whether it's
• 47:25
  Speaker 11: good or bad and.
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like thank you.
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: Many of the other cats really know whether it's good
• 47:30
  Speaker 11: or bad whether you think it's good or bad woody
• 47:35
  Speaker 11: i don't know maybe it's just me but that's just
• 47:37
  Speaker 11: what i'm picking up on Thank you.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's trippy. He just repeated what I said.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Because I give my opinion. Like, oh, I think that
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: was pretty good, you guys. And if everybody else wants
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: to pile on to my opinion, they're free to do that.
• 47:50
  Speaker 15: But we're hearing it while we're doing it. So I'm
• 47:52
  Speaker 15: already forming my opinion. There's many times where you're like, oh,
• 47:55
  Speaker 15: this isn't going well.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: It's off to a terrible start. You're in the wrong
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: key or something. Right. Running out of breath. You can tell.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: Look, it doesn't matter. It's always A for effort. We're
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: always trying.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: For the most part. I'm sorry.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: This one from Alabama, 29 year old dude who's playing
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Fortnite as 29 year old dudes do. And he was
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: on this voice chat on the game making comments about
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: how he wanted to murder somebody. And then he said
• 48:17
  Speaker 5: if he was arrested, he would kill a cop and himself.
• 48:20
  Speaker 15: Oh, my God.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: According to the report, he said, quote, let's see if
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: the FBI is going to show up in my door
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: because I'll shoot them mother effers, too.
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: Well, he got his wish.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: Epic Games, they've got a setting that when it's enabled,
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: the system will record the latest five minutes of a
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: chat from any player.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: And this dude had that enabled. Oh, my God.
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: So Epic heard the audio. They sent it to the FBI.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: FBI shows up at his doorstep.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Like, what's up?
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: With a pair of handcuffs, he was arrested for making
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: terroristic threats. He was taken to fail jail.
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Wow. And it failed.
• 48:53
  Speaker 10: Bye.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: What a dope. Crazy. Can you imagine? Oh, loser.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: This next one is from Georgia, where this ambulance showed
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: up to help this customer at a Red Lobster. The
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: customer had called 911 themselves. But when they checked this
• 49:09
  Speaker 5: guy out, they couldn't find anything wrong with him. Like,
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: all his vitals looked normal.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Eyes were good. Colors good.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: You know, perfectly fine. But then everybody figured out what happened.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: He faked the emergency to get out of paying the bill.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: To get a free meal. He had ordered like 63
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: bucks worth of food. He ate it.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: And then right before the bill came, he called 911
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: claiming that he was having a medical emergency.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: So the cops, they showed up. They arrested him for
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: the fake call and for trying to skip out on
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: the bill.
• 49:35
  Speaker 10: Sailed. Sailed.
• 49:37
  Speaker 15: Also, since when is calling 911 free? Like, don't you
• 49:40
  Speaker 15: have to pay for the ambulance? That was like cheaper.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: Well, what if you plan on skipping out on that? Yeah,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: skip on that bill.
• 49:45
  Speaker 15: John Doe.
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: We had an old story of a guy.
• 49:48
  Speaker 14: He did that to like 45 restaurants where he had
• 49:51
  Speaker 14: like a medical emergency right before the bill. And he
• 49:54
  Speaker 14: got away with it for a long time. Yeah, the
• 49:55
  Speaker 14: bill comes and gives Greg a heart attack.
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he got on everybody's radar. Well, we all have
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: plenty of friends who, right when the bill comes, that's
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: when they have to rush off to the bathroom and
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: get the... And then come back. What do they call it?
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: T-Rex arms? Yeah. What's the bill is there?
• 50:08
  Speaker 24: Alligator arms.
• 50:09
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, I would pay, but you know, I can't reach.
• 50:11
  Speaker 15: I can't reach my wallet.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: I think the bill's on the way. Oh, I'll be
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: right back. I'll see ya.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Greg goes to McDonald's. They give him the bill. He's like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 3: oh my God, it was like a billion dollars.
• 50:22
  Speaker 15: As my dad used to say, is the decimal in
• 50:23
  Speaker 15: the wrong place?
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: This one's from Australia.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Where there was a wedding happening, guys. Aw, babe. The
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: couple was at the altar saying their vows. It was
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: really beautiful.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Right up until the groom screwed up and called his
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: new bride by the wrong name.
• 50:39
  Speaker 15: Oh, that's so friends, Greg.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: That's so Ross and Rachel.
• 50:42
  Speaker 16: Yes.
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: Take B.
• 50:43
  Speaker 21: Take B.
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: Emily Grace Pomfrey.
• 50:46
  Speaker 20: Emma.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: Emma Grace Humphrey.
• 50:49
  Speaker 11: Whoops.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Emily.
• 50:51
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: And that's when Ross was marrying Emily.
• 50:53
  Speaker 15: That's right.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Emily is his sister. So it's a weird mistake.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: He wants to marry his sister?
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Well, the video online, of course, people in the comments,
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: they've been going in on the groom. Now the bride
• 51:05
  Speaker 5: came to his defense. She said, look, it was a
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: stressful time leading up to the wedding. Everyone was nervous.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: She also mentioned how she and the groom had only
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: known each other for 10 weeks before the wedding.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, damn.
• 51:15
  Speaker 15: Was this a visa situation? Pregnant?
• 51:18
  Speaker 17: Failed.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: Didn't say. Hey, shout out to these ladies, though, lately,
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: standing up for their man. Yeah. That mess up, you know. True.
• 51:26
  Speaker 15: The one carrying the baby and the nachos.
• 51:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: At the baseball game.
• 51:29
  Speaker 14: Yeah, she went in hard. She used AI, allegedly, to
• 51:32
  Speaker 14: write it. A defensive post for her man.
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: That's all right. You know what?
• 51:36
  Speaker 16: Good.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: It's all good.
• 51:37
  Speaker 15: Stand by your man.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: This one's from Florida. 18-year-old TikToker had a great idea
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: on a way to go viral. He set up a
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: chair in the median of this road. It was at
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: night and filmed himself getting a haircut.
• 51:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's kooky. Oh, yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker 20: It's so crazy.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: From two friends who were giving him this haircut, right?
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: And he's getting a haircut. And while that's going on,
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: an SUV a little down the road was involved in
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: an accident with a truck. That truck ended up being
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: sent straight into the median and hit everybody in the median.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: So the two dopes given the haircut, they were knocked back.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: But the kid in the chair getting the haircut, the
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: TikToker took the full force. So he was rushed to
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: the hospital, critical condition. But, hey, he got the attention
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: he was after.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: I guess it's a win. Fail. Survived.
• 52:23
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: Dude, everybody's talking about you, Brit.
• 52:26
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: Better than a haircut. Yeah, it's so cool. How many
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: views is it? Favorite story of the week. It's about
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: this fitness influencer. Here we go.
• 52:35
  Speaker 5: Another influencer who ran the Berlin Marathon in four hours,
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: 53 minutes and 46 seconds.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: I guess that's good. How long?
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Four hours, 53 minutes, 46 seconds.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: That's very good.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 52:48
  Speaker 15: Because I have to sit through these every year.
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: It's crazy. I don't know.
• 52:51
  Speaker 15: That's very good.
• 52:53
  Speaker 12: Oh, wow.
• 52:53
  Speaker 15: A sub five marathon.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 15: Pretty impressive.
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: She said it was her personal best.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: Well, it turns out she cheated. She got a ride
• 53:02
  Speaker 5: on the back of a bike at the 23 mile
• 53:04
  Speaker 5: mark and she apologized for the cheating, but she claims
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: that she had started not to feel good. So she
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: took the bike to find an official so that she
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: could withdraw from the race.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: But then she changed her mind and she says she went.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Back to where she got on the bike and continued
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: the race on foot for, did ya?
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: Right. No, you didn't.
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: No one else is buying it either. And now a
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: lot of her sponsors have dropped her.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: No, let's see.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Fail.
• 53:36
  Speaker 15: I feel much better after chilling on this bike for
• 53:38
  Speaker 15: a while.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: And at the 23 mile mark. I know, that's what
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 53:41
  Speaker 7: You're almost done.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: You're almost done and you're doing that? Yeah. Like, just
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: push through. Yeah, push through. Yeah, so there we go.
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: There's your Friday fail stories.
• 53:49
  Speaker 18: The Woody Show.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: You can check us out on social media. Look for
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: us there at The Woody Show.
• 53:58
  Speaker 18: Do it.
• 53:59
  Speaker 5: Did everybody watch the video that was posted? You know,
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: Menace was making the argument about the Yankees. The Yankees
• 54:09
  Speaker 5: fan that interfered.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Allegedly.
• 54:11
  Speaker 16: Mm-hmm.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: Mena said that it would have cleared the wall. It
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: was a whole big argument. We've been getting a lot
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: of feedback on it. But there was a video of
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: the conversation. There were some photos and everything.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: And I'd like to respond to one thing in the comments.
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: And I do agree with it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 14: The only photos I could put in the video, because
• 54:30
  Speaker 14: we have the copyright to, was the forward-facing video.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: I would have liked to put the video from the side,
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: but we just... didn't have access to photos for that.
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: So how do we not have access to photos of that? Like,
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: how was that? We, we can only, when you're talking
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: about like a, especially like a news thing, what is it?
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: Is it a commentary?
• 54:48
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's fair use menace.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: It's fair use.
• 54:49
  Speaker 12: Now we can argue fair use, but you can, but they'll, they'll,
• 54:52
  Speaker 12: they might take you down first.
• 54:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:54
  Speaker 14: So I've been told by our company that we can
• 54:57
  Speaker 14: only use photos from Getty and Getty is the, uh,
• 55:01
  Speaker 14: Those were the only photos.
• 55:02
  Speaker 12: Well, they better get you some better photos.
• 55:05
  Speaker 16: Getting.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: Anyway, a ton of people in the comments, a ton
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: of people in the after hours, voicemail.
• 55:10
  Speaker 13: Hey, Woody Show.
• 55:11
  Speaker 8: This is Derek.
• 55:12
  Speaker 14: And, man, it's been sucking.
• 55:16
  Speaker 12: Disconnect.
• 55:17
  Speaker 18: Oh, no.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: There's no call for that kind of language, laddie.
• 55:20
  Speaker 21: Vulgar and abusive language.
• 55:22
  Speaker 8: That's an automatic disconnect.
• 55:23
  Speaker 12: You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Somebody's going to serious exam, I guess. Sorry about that.
• 55:29
  Speaker 12: I'm not sure.
• 55:32
  Speaker 20: The other ones are fine.
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: Are you sure? 100%. 100%. Oh, jeez, Jeff.
• 55:37
  Speaker 12: So unprofessional.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Friday failed for me. That's hilarious that Z-Bass is
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: saying that.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: That's his job. You're stealing his thunder. The king of
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: missing an edit. All right. Another After Hours voicemail here.
• 55:50
  Speaker 10: Menace. Menace.
• 55:53
  Speaker 25: All right.
• 55:54
  Speaker 10: As far as this whole fan interference whole run thing, bro,
• 56:00
  Speaker 10: I know that you're the one running the social media because.
• 56:04
  Speaker 23: that's.
• 56:05
  Speaker 10: The only place that I saw it. I haven't listened
• 56:09
  Speaker 10: to the podcast about it yet.
• 56:10
  Speaker 23: But it looked like in the pictures or the videos
• 56:15
  Speaker 23: that you put in the posts on your Instagram, it
• 56:22
  Speaker 23: looked like it was a home run.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: Genuinely agree with you.
• 56:26
  Speaker 10: But then I read the comments and they were like, Dude,
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: look at the side view. And I noticed that the
• 56:32
  Speaker 10: side view was not included on your Instagram.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Post, but I had to go to YouTube.
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: I had to venture out to YouTube. And little buddy,
• 56:41
  Speaker 10: I hate to break this to you, but when you
• 56:44
  Speaker 10: look at that side view, you were talking about mathematically
• 56:48
  Speaker 10: calculating the trajectory.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, the trajectory, my brother.
• 56:52
  Speaker 23: Was going straight into the wall. That was absolutely a
• 56:56
  Speaker 23: fan repair.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Straight in the wall?
• 56:58
  Speaker 12: No question about it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: About that one. So, Ben, as I explained about the... Yeah,
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: about the image thing. And I wish I could just
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: straight up just put the video in there by multi-angles.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: That would be cool.
• 57:07
  Speaker 5: Dude, I always wonder this because I know what you're
• 57:09
  Speaker 5: saying because I've seen that same, you know, email or
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: whatever that goes around. How is it that like every
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: other show, every other whatever on the planet. Random Instagram,
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: YouTube person.
• 57:20
  Speaker 14: Well, that random Instagram, YouTube person doesn't work for a
• 57:23
  Speaker 14: multi-million dollar company.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: That's very true.
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: But even still, there are other people that do and
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: they somehow are posting things that like we quote.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: Aren't allowed to. Look, I checked. I went through. I'm
• 57:35
  Speaker 3: not putting this on you.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: No, no, no.
• 57:37
  Speaker 5: So, you know, I'm not putting it on you. I'm
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: wondering like how is that? Like, why is that?
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: I will say this.
• 57:44
  Speaker 20: It's very convenient that you couldn't put up that angle.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: Very convenient for you. Go log into Getty and go
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: see if you can find another photo. You know what?
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: How do we do that? I would love to see
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: what's on Getty. I'm looking at it right now. He's great.
• 57:57
  Speaker 12: They had that one camera person who was probably by
• 58:00
  Speaker 12: the dugout somewhere, and it's straight on shot.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: I'm not doubting what Mendez is saying, because, again, I've
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: seen those.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: No, he's legit. He's right. But this voicemail, I second it.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: A hundred percent. I was about to mega jump on
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: Team Menace when I didn't see the side angle. I thought,
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: I think you're right. Like your instinct was to catch
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: it with your hands out. But then I saw the
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: side angle. I was like, oh, yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: For me, here was the bigger point. Even before I
• 58:28
  Speaker 5: saw the video for myself and I saw that side view.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Even before all that, Major League Baseball took a look
• 58:36
  Speaker 5: at it in the moment. And they have all the angles.
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: They don't have to just go by Getty. They have
• 58:40
  Speaker 5: a game going on. They got to keep on moving.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: They can't just stop down.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: And just argue it.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: They do stop down and they look, it gets sent
• 58:47
  Speaker 5: to like the NHL. Like it goes to the NHL
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: offices in Toronto and they review stuff. NFL, it goes
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: to NFL headquarters in New York. Games, the instant replays
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: and the things. It sometimes is not even just up
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: to the booth or down the field looking. It goes
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: to NFL headquarters and they look at it. especially in
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: the postseason, man, they're going to take every look at
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: this and they're going to get it right.
• 59:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: Even if it meant stopping down for longer. Yeah. They don't.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Look at baseball in general. It's very slow.
• 59:12
  Speaker 12: And by the way, both managers for both teams agreed
• 59:15
  Speaker 12: it was not going to be a home run. So
• 59:17
  Speaker 12: there's no.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they want to go home.
• 59:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: They want more games for more money. They want to
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: go back to the house so they can get dinner.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: All right, guys.
• 59:29
  Speaker 25: I have to freaking call and talk about this. Menace,
• 59:33
  Speaker 25: you're not a bad guy, but the conversation about the
• 59:37
  Speaker 25: baseball and going over the fence and the Yankees game,
• 59:41
  Speaker 25: my mind almost exploded with the way you were actually
• 59:45
  Speaker 25: arguing about it.
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: It's insane.
• 59:47
  Speaker 25: When I first saw it, I thought the call was opposite,
• 59:51
  Speaker 25: and I still thought the ball was well short of
• 59:54
  Speaker 25: going over the fence, even when it was against my
• 59:56
  Speaker 25: own team. Everybody else is right. You're wrong.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Just get over it.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 25: Stop arguing it.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Come on, man. I literally almost.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 11: Wrecked my car five times.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 25: You pissed me off so much with the way you
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 25: were trying to argue that.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 12: Anyways, love you guys.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 20: Be loved.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 25: Have a good day.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Love you too.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 14: When you go against the grain, you will be crucified,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 14: but one day I'll be vindicated.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're going to be vindicated. They're going to have
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: that hidden angle that nobody else saw. There'll be a
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: physicist that will do all the math.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 11: You know what?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 15: We'll work on that.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Vindicate me. I'm looking here.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 12: It was about a five minutes of dead time on
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 12: the field, man. So they took a long time.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: Like when baseball, the executives and the officials at headquartered
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: looked at like, okay, that's good enough for me. I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: don't know how much more I need to see as
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: a person with no vested interest in it.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 12: And I don't know if they can challenge that particular call,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 12: but they sure as hell would have because both teams
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 12: are looking at the same stuff, too.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: Well, you took– I mean, there were two things that
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: you really argued yesterday. The other one was– and we
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: got a lot of feedback about that one, too, was
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: the moon landing thing.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: We were talking about Drake May.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 16: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: Drake made a quarterback for the Patriots. He had said,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: that's your dog.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: But yeah, Drake May was doing an interview and he said, hey,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: or they asked him, hey man, is there any, is
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: there any.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Conspiracy theory.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 5: Conspiracy theory that you believe. I'm looking for the clip.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 12: Conspiracy theory you actually believe in, which is a good
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 12: question because you can pry open the door to a
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 12: lot of idiocy.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: Well, I love it because we're getting a lot of people.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: I don't know about the moon. I think I can
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: see back in the day of why we would put
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: on the mask if we went there, but I'm not
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: really sure 200% if we went there or not. I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 8: wouldn't say I'm leaning one way or the other. I
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: just know I'm a little bit skeptical.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so anyway, Menace was like, oh, yeah, because I
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: saw this guy who's an oxygen tank guy.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Experts, allegedly.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: Online, and he said they wouldn't have enough oxygen to
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: do that.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: And then Seabass said he went to a museum, and
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: the guy was wrong, so.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: The Smithsonian Space Museum. My favorite line. NASA.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: My favorite line in the whole conversation was, well, where's
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 5: this museum? And Seabass just like, NASA.org.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: So here's one. So Menace.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 5: The oxygen tank expert, they're kind of correct in that
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: if they used oxygen gas tanks, it would be almost impossible. However,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: for what we're talking about here, they used liquid oxygen,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: which is 1,000 times more dense. That means one liquid
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 5: oxygen tank fits 1,000 times more oxygen than the same
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: gas oxygen tank. They had so much oxygen that they
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: used most for fuel, not for breathing.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: I get it. I don't know that you do.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 14: No, no, because the guy, you didn't even watch the
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 14: video that I sent you because the guy covers that.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: But that wasn't the argument. The guy covers that.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: So if he covers that, how is he making an
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: argument that they wouldn't have enough oxygen?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 14: He covers that because he says to be able to
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 14: process that you would need such a large vehicle to
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 14: do that, that they just didn't have that on the lander.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 12: Well, again, he's refusing, this so-called expert is just, as
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 12: I said, refusing to look up the actual specs of
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 12: what they used. He's thinking about it from his experience
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 12: as an industrial whatever technician.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 14: And I would like to counteract that because you always say, oh,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 14: the specs, the specs. Like, you can show me the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 14: specs on how they built the tower of.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: A Pisa. I don't know. Like the tower. Yeah.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 14: You can show me the specs, but like, okay, that's,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 14: this is how we built this one building.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 20: All right.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 14: Like, I don't know for sure. That's like how it's
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 14: actually built. Like when you look at blueprints or like,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 14: oh yeah, it looks right to me. Like what do you,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 14: what proof do you need menace?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 12: If not the actual specs and the actual photos of the,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 12: of the, what happened in reality?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: I need you to take your iPhone and go there
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: and walk around the moon and show it to me.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 15: That's the only way.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 12: In 1969.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 877-44-WOODY. I think you were going somewhere with that.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Ready to get on board. He had his ticket and everything.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, come on, man. Look at the blueprints.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: You'd be like, this is how we built the building.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: Are you going to look at it and be like, yep.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: That looks right to me.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 12: I think what he's getting at here is that.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 14: That's basically what Seabass is saying.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Because they have the blueprints. Then go build it. If
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: you know how to... If the blueprints are right... What
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: are we building? The Leaning Tower of Pizza?
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 12: It's not my job.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 15: To recreate the entire 1969... I love the Leaning Tower
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 15: of Pizza.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 12: I don't have to recreate the Apollo space program.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: But then you can't just say it's right then.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 9: Yes, I can.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: No, you can't. No, you can't.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 12: I can recreate the entire space program.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 3: You don't know for sure because you didn't build it.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 12: Well, you don't know that the ball would have gone
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 12: over the wall because you weren't there and you didn't
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 12: hit it.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: No, because I have eyeballs, dude. Okay. It's different. Okay.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Amazon is being talked about. The hidden about you profile thing.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: Have you heard about this? Oh, yeah. Looked at it.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 20: I've not.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: You've looked at yours?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 15: I've looked at mine, too.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 16: You did?
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: I'm just hearing about it. It guesses personal details about
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: you based on your purchase history.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, nice. My God. Mine is pretty dead accurate.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 16: Yeah, mine too.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: Really? Is it really? How do you get to it?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: So go to your Amazon. And then that little person...
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: icon thing shaped like a person you can hit that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: and then go to account and then you go down
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: under account settings the last entry it says about you
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: about you and then you click that yeah and then
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: it just tells you random stuff brands you like product.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 15: Preferences it tries to like profile you as a person.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Interests and hobbies tells you how many adults are in
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: your household.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 15: I'm curious why it's doing this Because it needs to
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 15: know as much as it possibly can.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 12: I'm curious why it's telling you that it's doing this.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: Interest in hobbies. Follows the Wicked musical and franchise.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: See, this is all my... I barely use.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 15: Accurate.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: I barely use the Amazon. Allegedly.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 12: This might be a separate thing, but if you could
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 12: search for how many Wicked products your wife has ordered
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 12: from Amazon, that would be very interesting.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 3: Departments.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 5: Wicked musical merchandise.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 15: That's a good part.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: Right, two things.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 9: Brands.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: Likes Jansport for backpacks. That's all kid stuff.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 12: They need a backpack every year, Greg.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: Every year.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: You need brand new school stuff. Interest in hobbies. Plays volleyball.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 5: Shops from women's departments.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. See, there you go.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: Menace. Owns a PlayStation 5.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: Plays Fortnite on PlayStation. That's my son.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 18: Reap.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: Owns a retainer and a blue light device for cleaning it.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: Anyone in the house? Sammy?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, my kids have retainers. They got their braces off.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: Now they're in the retainers. My wife probably bought one
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: of these blue light things. Those things are very handy.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they are.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 12: Well, the little water things you vibrate.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: Follows Michael Jackson's work. Michael Jackson memorabilia.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: Wicked and Michael Jackson. My kids are way into that.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 12: I want to get some dollar totals on those when
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 12: you're done.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 5: Is a Penguins fan.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: Okay, there you go.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: Likes sunflower seeds in large quantities. My son buys like
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: 40 pound bags of sunflower seeds.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 23: Why is it such a boy thing?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 15: They love sunflower seeds.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 12: But do they allow those in hockey arenas or rinks?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: No, he does this in his room. Oh, Jesus.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: Do you remember when Dan Aykroyd came in and he
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: had the crystal head vodka that he's part of? And
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: he gave us those bottles of the vodka, right? So anyway,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: finished that bottle of vodka. He uses the skull bottle
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: to spit the seeds in. So there's always these old
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: sunflower seeds that are just filled up in this skull bottle.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Gross.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: In his room. Gross and weird. Yeah.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 12: I get that. Yeah, baseball, obviously.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: So, I mean, there's stuff like what type of living
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: space you have, what you're into.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 5: Some people are sharing some of the other stuff that
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: Amazon read about them, like, does not trust people easily.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 15: Yeah, it's bizarre.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 5: Like, I didn't see anything like that. I saw, like,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: you know, basic categories.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw something online that said about this one woman,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: has a flat butt.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 5: That's the one that kind of started everybody going, wait, what?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: What is this?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 15: Because you get those little padded shorts.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it says, has flat buttocks. Mine's boring. It's just, like,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: you like cooking and. working in the yard.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 15: Mine is so specific. It says, likes heat but not humidity.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 10: Like, what?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 15: And it says, likely avoids beef and pork products?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 15: Since when?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Avoids. Cusses when scared.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 11: What?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Cannot keep real plants alive.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 15: Okay.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: This is not from anybody in this room.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: This is like some of the things that people are
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: sharing about what Amazon was telling them about them.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: Has no friends.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 16: Gee.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. That's mean. Where is that? Treats cats as
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: biological children.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 15: That's hilarious.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 12: I guarantee if you order enough books, like How to
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 12: Make Friends, it'll pop up.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 12: Mine, I've got product preferences, likely owns a Cybertruck.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 12: If I click on that.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: But do you have like, 20 product preferences? Mine just
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: keeps listing that.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah, home and family.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: As I'm going down through. Like men's grooming. I have
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: a bunch of like pet stuff.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: So far, like pretty boring. Cleaning supplies. Likely has a garage.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 16: Neat.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: Interest in hobbies. How about this, you guys?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 5: Invested in the Apple ecosystem.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 15: Enjoys having new dishes as it is fun and changes
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 15: the mood.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: It gives you a backstab. Yours is so descriptive. It's
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: so weird. Mine is so basic and boring.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 15: I have like actively sews and crafts with fabric. Accurate.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 19: But it says exercises regularly requiring supportive athletic wear.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 15: But I do buy, you know, just lounge wear kind
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 15: of stuff.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 15: Yoga stuff.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Again, you go to your Amazon, you click on your profile,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: then you click on accounts. And then when you go down,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: you'll see about me. And you click on that.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 15: It is fascinating.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Here's a wrong one.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 12: Plays soccer.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Did you buy stuff for your kids?
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: I probably bought a rugby cleat. Oh, okay.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, when you went to, was
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: it Florida?
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 13: Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: And you saw one of the kids that was a
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: product of your sperm donation?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 12: He was playing lacrosse, not soccer.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, lacrosse. Okay. So maybe you bought.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 12: Here you go, kitty.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 14: Thanks, dad. I have like three that list golf. But
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 14: I think it's for like The mini golf putters that
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 14: I bought.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Wait, what?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 12: Why'd you do that?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: Because I like to putt in my backyard. You do? Yeah. See,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: this is a brand. That's a fun fact. I had
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: no idea. Never heard that one. I didn't envision that.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 12: Do you have a green or you just do it
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 12: around the grass?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: I have a little green.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 23: Okay.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: And what do you? Tyler's played on it. Do you
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: have a hole? Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: It has three holes. It does? Yeah.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 12: And so you just like, late at night, you eat
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 12: a gummy or drink an edible and- Yep.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: And then putt? And just do a little putting, yeah.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: It sucks at it? It's so random. Tyler.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Okay, but like... Okay, what about Tyler? I would have
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: never guessed... Greg, would you have ever guessed... Everybody in
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: this room, we have known Menace the longest. Would you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 5: have ever guessed that that would be something that he
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: would have?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Not that surprising. No, I think he tries to get
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: into things and then goes all in. But this is
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: not all in. Were you trying to get in the golf? Well, no,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, to put a little putting green in your backyard,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 3: that's going all in. Yeah, when I moved into my place....
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 14: Uh, it had no backyard at all. It was all dirt.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 14: So I just had like this area and I was like, well,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 14: we're going to put it here. Let's put a little
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 14: putting green.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It wasn't expensive at all, actually. Oh, so you
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: didn't do it? No, no. Install it, yeah. Oh, so
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: it was like professional? That is all in.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: Because those are... I know that there are companies that
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: do that crap.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I was picturing like the thing that lawyers have
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 12: in their office. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: It's a pot that shoots it back. Yeah, it shoots
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: the ball back at you. Yeah, but again... A coffee cup.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: Is it like a windmill or a clown's mouth or something? No,
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: I wish. But to be honest... I mean, I don't
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: have the money for this, but I would love. Sounds
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 14: I would have like, no, it's actually really cheap for
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 14: a putting green. I would like to, my dream would
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 14: be to tear out the putting green and put.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 3: A casita, Greg. A casino? No, casita. Yeah, I know.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: All right. So like, there's enough space.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 12: He doesn't have time for your jokes.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 14: Well, it's just like, every time we tell the story,
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 14: we got to stop it down.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Like you're doing right now? No, that's you. Like, we
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 14: So like, it's like the space, I would just put
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 14: a casita in it if I was balling like that.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 12: So a casita being like a cottage.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 15: Like an ADU.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Like an ADU.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 12: And there'd be gambling inside?
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, that would be nice.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 16: Yeah. Awesome.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: Table games or just slots?
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what are we talking about?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Pie gal. Is there a sports book? I get it.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Would you have to be 21 to go to that?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 20: Hey, wait.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 12: Guys, stop with your stopping down.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: Stop with stopping down, dude. Sorry for the jokes. We
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 5: I hate to make jokes on a fun show.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: My bad.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: You're right. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: They are. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: Text 22987. More sensitivity coming up next here on The
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 5: Woody Show.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 12: The airtight lid sealed for freshness.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 21: Hello, how y'all doing?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 23: Hi, Sammy.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 21: Your friend Seabass is telling me that you have gained
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 21: a lot of weight. And even your new boyfriend, if
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 21: you try to take your mac and cheese away, you
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 21: yell at him.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: Only three meals a day.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 15: I don't know how I'll do it.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. Well, very nice text just came in.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Over to 22987. It says, I hope you all are well.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: I'm sending nothing but love to you all today. Y'all
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: have kept me.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: Going through life's hardships.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: It sounds crazy, but you guys do so much more
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: for people than you give yourselves credit for. I personally
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 5: want to thank you guys so much for all the smiles.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: And the laughter.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 17: Nice.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: And then that was it. There was no but. There
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 3: was no... What's that like? Just kidding.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: You suck.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 13: Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: I mean, the only big bud is Fat Sammy.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 20: Yeah, I know.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 16: You know? Dr.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Now can tell you all about that. I know.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 5: Anyway, thank you so much. It was very nice. Send
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: your text over to 22987. And this is it.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Tyler's last day.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 14: Wow.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: Again? Yeah, again.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 5: His second go around working here on The Woody Show.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: It's his second go-around, but he is off to a
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 5: new adventure. Now, for the occasion, we have a song
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: that Seabass made for you, Tyler.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Good. It cost me a little bit of cash.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 12: I had to reunite a certain 80s and 90s R &
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 12: B group.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 12: But they were happy to do it for such an
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 12: important person to the Woody show.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 17: How do we say goodbye to somebody?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 7: He bought a.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 18: Truck that made us laugh at 29-person interest. But he
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 18: had another move up his sleeve.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 11: He made.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Out with Morgan.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 13: It's so hard to say goodbye to dumbass Tyler.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 3: Wow. That's beautiful. So good. How much did that cost?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 12: You know, to get them all back in the studio.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a huge production.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it was basically, I blew my whole semester.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: Tyler, once again, you will be missed. There will be
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: a huge void.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is a shock to the audience. We
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: didn't even give him a heads up. No, we did.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: We've been mentioning... We've slowly mentioned that I have another job,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: but I don't think we actually told anybody, like, oh, yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: he's dipping.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 12: It's a slow roll, much like Tyler getting out of
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 12: a car.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know, and I'm thinking, because Tyler, when he
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: first told me, he goes, hey, you know, I don't
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: want anybody to know yet.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: I go, okay, cool. So when I was going to....
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 5: Bring it up in our staff meeting to mention everybody
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 5: that Tyler was moving on. I texted him, said, hey,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: is it cool? if I let these guys know. That's
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 5: what I'm thinking. That's what I'm thinking.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: The audience is shocked right now. Yeah. Okay, well, hey, sorry.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: We've rocked the world.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 5: My apologies to the audience. So the job you're going to,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: the full-time, the new job, is the one with the cards, though, right?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they offered me full-time a couple weeks ago, and
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 4: it was an opportunity I really couldn't turn down, so
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I'm going to do it.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 5: Is this a work-from-home thing, or do you go somewhere
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: for this?
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: No, I go somewhere to do it. You do?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a whole studio set up, so I go
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: over there and.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: I take care of that. So you're going to be
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: back here in about, what, three months? Yeah.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 16: It's funny because I did think off the top of
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 16: my head.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, maybe. Card ripping stuff.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: Is that forever?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: Well, why do I have to be like that, Greg?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: That's not nice. We'll see. Well, I mean, look, I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: don't want to be bummed out and say, bye, Tyler.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Good working with you. He's going to be bummed out.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, I think he is cut out for this stuff.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: Somebody had sent us this clip because they were watching
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: you at this job with the cards and stuff. So
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 5: explain again if people aren't familiar. You go online.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: And you can watch. It's a channel? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 3: So it's on Fanatics Live. Fanatics.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: The channel I specifically work for is called Mama Breaks.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 4: Mama Breaks. So let's just say you have a box
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: of football cards in front of you, right? And let's
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 4: say you're a diehard Raiders fan. You're like, okay, well,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 4: I want every Raiders card that's in that box.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: Cool.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: You pay me a certain amount of money. Every card
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: I pull out of this box that's Raiders related, doesn't
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: matter if it's a base, if it's an autograph, if
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: it's super rare, it's automatically yours. And that's just kind
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: of how it works. And we do that for like
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: a ton of stuff.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 3: And it's not just sports. Yeah, I know. It's not
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: just sports. Yeah. The clip that somebody sent me was Tyler.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 5: Freaking out over this Darth Vader card.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So this is a clip.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: From, again, this is a clip that one of the
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: listeners saw of Tyler doing his thing.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Here, check it out.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 7: Darth Vader to five. Oh, my God. goodness Darth Vader
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 7: to five.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah what does that what does that mean to five
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: Darth Vader to five what does that mean to five
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: there's only five of them in existence so it'll have
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: like a little serial number on the bottom and for
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: this one it said like two dash five.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: That means it's card number two of five that exist. Gotcha.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: And for that card specifically, I looked it up. Someone's
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: going to get about 3K off of it.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 15: Damn.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 7: Darth Vader to five.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 16: Oh, my goodness. Darth Vader to five. Number two of five.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 16: The color match on the lightsaber and everything.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 11: Oh, my Lord.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, my Lord. That's how you get people hyped. And
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 3: that's how they keep coming back. Is that Goonan? Is
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: that Goonan? That's so Goonan. I explain it a little
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: bit better than you do. Download. This is how you
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: get to these streams.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 14: You download the Fanatics Live app on your phone.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 13: Yes.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: Then under shows, you search Mama Breaks. Yes. And then
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 3: you'll see a photo of Tyler on there.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: And you can also do it on your desktop and
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 4: laptop too.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: It works there.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 5: So are you going to be like a big celebrity
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: in this? world like with the card.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: You know is this it would be really cool if
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: it turned out to be like i don't know like
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: you're gonna be at like conventions and stuff signing it's
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 4: like oh my god do the tyler dark vader to
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: five yeah do it.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 12: Uh and tyler i hate to spoil your new job
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 12: but it's it's mama breaks not mama celeste breaks open
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 12: her newest oh microwave dinner hey what who's getting I'm getting.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: I mean, yeah.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: Madison, you get on me. Yeah. You know? Mama Celeste.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: He does it a little bit differently. Yeah. All right, so.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: That one didn't hit, though. Yeah, I'm going to talk
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: about this. That's absolutely. Mama breaks. Yeah. Yeah. I did
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: want to give. Where's Morgan?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: Let's give Morgan an opportunity.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: To cry on here. To say a proper goodbye? Well,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: Because you know how they say, you don't want things
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: to be left unsaid.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: You know? Mm-hmm.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 5: Go ahead and step on up over here. Is there anything,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 5: before he officially leaves, I mean, there was this whole like.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Legendary turmoil.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 5: You guys tried being roommates for a minute. Is there like,
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know, is this an opportunity to bury a hatchet? Exactly,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 5: extend an olive branch. On a scale of 1 to 10,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: how happy are you that you won't see him around
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: here anymore?
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 25: Oh, 10.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 6: I was in there drinking champagne.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 14: This was a great day. That's not nice. I want
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 14: to share something behind the scenes. I just ordered breakfast
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 14: for everybody. And I said, Tyler, your last day, what
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 14: do you want?
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 3: Blah, blah.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 14: And he's like, oh, just get whatever. Just make sure
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 14: you can get something that Morgan would eat.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: And Brett would eat. So that's very nice.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 15: Wow, that is very nice.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: That's surprising to me.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: I thought we were dead to each other.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: No, that's pretty much been a one-way street.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 18: Oh.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's fine.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 15: It's just awkward, like, ignoring each other's walking in the
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 15: halls and stuff. So I'm happy that won't be the
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 15: case anymore.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's also awkward for everybody else.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Because I've never been more like in the middle. I'm
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: not taking sides here on either of you. And it's
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: always like, oh, you don't have to take sides.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 10: You're good.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: And I won't.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: I mean, that drama was taken to five. You know
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: what I mean?
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 25: Yeah.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 12: For sure.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 5: But now, actually, this is the opportunity. If anything was
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 5: going to happen, because then you could do anything you wanted.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: You guys could make out. You guys could hook up.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 5: And then you would never have to see each other
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 5: again until he comes back for his third.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Stint on the Woody show.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: Wasn't it Top Gun?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 5: Remember they're sitting around at the bar and Goose is
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: playing the piano and stuff and she says, yeah, here
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: I have the clip.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 19: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 7: This is your chance.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Show me the way home, buddy. This is the chance.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: Take me to bed or lose me forever. This is it,
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: his last day. Hey, Tyler. Yeah.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 15: Come here, give me a kiss.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Oh!
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: This is your shot, dude. What's your shot? I'm good.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: Oh!
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: It's a night on the air, live. Hey, you know what?
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: You heard it. You heard it.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 15: That's a perfect bow to this story.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 5: No, the perfect bow would be, there's actually a second part.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: There's a second part to Seabass's song that he got done.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: Good God.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: That he had, well, yeah, it says a lot of,
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: I think, of what we've already said here in this room,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 5: but just as a way to put a nice little
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: bow on this whole thing, let's go back to Virtual
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 5: Boyz II Men.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 3: And we don't know what done. Job he'll have.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 17: But it's guaranteed to be over in a few months So.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 13: He'll be back very shortly Horny for Morgan It's so.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 17: Hard to say goodbye To dumbass Tyler.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Take a bow. Dumbass Tyler, everybody.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: Good luck, Tyler.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 4: The moves that Seabass is doing right now, I have
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: not seen anyone do that since they were in the
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 4: middle of hymns and gospels in the middle of church.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 4: This man had his eyes closed, hands up, like he's
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 4: praising Jesus.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: This is beautiful.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: You can find Tyler at his new gig. Download the
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 5: Fanatics app. Listen to shows. Mama Breaks. And you can
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: see him there. Very exciting stuff.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 16: Darth Vader to five. Oh, my goodness. Darth Vader to five.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 16: Number two of five. The color match on the lightsaber
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 16: and everything.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 7: Oh, my Lord.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. All right. We got the phones open. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: We are looking for someone who would like to play
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: today's dumbass contest. We're going to play the DUIQ Rap.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: So if you'd like to play the DUIQ, go ahead
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: and give us a call.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: That's 877-44-WOODY. Yeah, there was a story about this woman
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: in Tennessee, your home state there, Seabash. She went to
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: go pick up her kid from school and decided to
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: take a little nap.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: In the pickup line. That makes sense. School employees found
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: her just slumped over behind the wheel. What's wrong with that?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: Police showed up.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 5: She said, you know, there were the glassy eyes, the
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 5: slurred speech, could barely stand, empty vodka bottles in the car.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: Uh-oh.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: Empty.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 5: She claimed she'd only taken two shots, doing a little
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 5: day drinking, but refused the breathalyzer.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: And then she kicked one of the officers in the nuts. Oh, no.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: That was an accident.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 12: Respect my wishes.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: She was arrested for DUI, which is her second one.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 15: Oh, no.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: So somehow getting drunk, passing out in the kids' pickup line,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: and kicking a cop was not her first rodeo.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Most people I know with DUIs have, too.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 12: You would think the first, because they're not cheap.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 11: No.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 3: No. Especially, you know. Minimum 10 grand.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Overall.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: I tell you, our friend Tony got scared straight on that.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: He got one, and his wife ended up having to
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 5: drive him to work every day for a while.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 5: And so that was no more goat adventures.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 15: Very demeaning.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 12: And even in this, again, I get it in the 70s, whatever,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 12: Greg's parents.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 12: But in today's day and age, and you hear the
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 12: stats over a holiday weekend, every state, we got 1,200 DUIs.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know. Jesus Christ. Oh, I don't want to
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: take an $ 80 Uber, but I'll get a $ 15, 000 DUI. Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 12: I'll get in my car, and I'll spend the night
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 12: in jail.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: It's like the Tony Ramos and stuff. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 16: Like, dude.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: So dumb. All right, I think we're ready to go.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: Time to play. Our dumbass contest.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 5: And the dumbass contest is the DUIQ.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: DUIQ. CBass, explain the way the game works to everybody, please.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 12: I find a very drunk person who's not driving the
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 12: vehicle and ask them some very, very easy trivia questions.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 12: So that's the game. Not knowing the answer to the questions.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 12: It's guessing whether the drunk person will know the answer.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 12: If you can guess whether they know two times out
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 12: of three, you win.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: Let's say hello to David.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Hi, David.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 8: David.
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  Speaker 17: Hey.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: How's it going? We're doing great. How you doing? We're
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: going to play the Dumbass Contest. It is the DUIQ.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 5: Now, before we get to the questions that count towards
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 5: winning a prize or not, we're going to get to
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: know this drunk person that Seabass talked to a little
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 5: bit better, a little gauge in just how with it
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 5: or not with it they are.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: And who is this person, Seabass? This is Michelle.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 12: She's going to tell us about what she's up to,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 12: something that I'm sure Menace loves to do, and something
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 12: that he doesn't do probably as much.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Here's Michelle.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 12: What are you and all your friends out doing tonight?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: Drinking.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 12: Why are you drinking? Because I want to be drunk.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 15: Good answer.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 18: I just want to get lit.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 3: I just want to get lit with my friends.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 11: I can have.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 15: A good time, right?
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 12: You're 21, right?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm 22.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Like, what the f * * *? I
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: went to the museum today.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 12: What'd you learn at the museum today?
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 3: Um, I don't know.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: It was really hard.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 12: You got high at the science museum, then you got
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 12: drunk when you went out partying with your friends.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 15: She has such a smoker's laugh.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: Awesome day. But you hate museums.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 12: But being high at the museum, I might think differently.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: Alright, so David, that is our drunk Person Michelle. You're
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: just going to guess whether she knows the answers to
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 5: these questions, yes or no. And if you get them
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: correctly two out of three times, you're going to be
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 5: the winner. We are guessing just with Menace and Sammy,
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: they're both sober, allegedly. And then that's just for Fonzie, though.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 3: Here we go. Question number one for the DUIQ.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 12: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich. Now,
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 12: I ask this because this came up very recently on
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 12: the show. Very recently we discussed this.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: I have no recollection of that conversation. I'll tell you.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 12: I'll give you.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 3: I'm sure we did.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: People ask me all the time, like, hey, so what
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: happened on the show today?
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: I go, I don't know.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 5: And the show ended like two hours earlier. I have
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: no idea what we did today.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 12: I fully appreciate what he does have on his plate.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 12: But I will tell you why this came up.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 3: It will jog your memory. I'll be honest with you.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: I don't remember the conversation either. All right. So again,
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: the question is.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 12: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: No for Michelle.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: Yes for Sammy. Yeah.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: Yes for Menace. I'm going yes on Sammy and Menace.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: No for Michelle. What do you say, Greg Gorey?
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: Yes to Sammy only. That's it. No to Menace.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: Gina?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm very split on this one, but I'm going
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 15: to give Menace the benefit of the doubt. I say
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 15: yes in the room, no to Michelle.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: David, what do you think?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: Do you think Michelle, our drunk person here, is going
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: to get this right?
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 23: I don't even know what that is, so I'm going
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 23: to say no.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 14: No.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: All right. Question number one, DUIQ.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 12: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 8: Menace.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: Bruschetta? Bruschetta. Bruschetta. As a filling.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 12: Okay, hold on. Put a pit in there.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: Salmon.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 21: Tomato.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 13: Tomato.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: Tomato that would be an answer.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 12: And that's why it just came up because when I
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 12: brought that tomato in that menace threw up all over
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 12: we said oh have you ever had this in like
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 12: a caprese salad or sandwich yeah.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 5: Caprese is like tomatoes and mozzarella and basil and basil
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 5: sometimes they'll drizzle a little like balsamic vinaigrette or.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: Mozzarella vinegar on there but I thought it.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 12: Was inside the sandwich menace right that.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: Would be like saying garlic bread would be ingredient a.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: Filling a filling in the sandwich oh I was thinking
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: it was like that what's a thin sliced meat then
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: prosciutto prosciutto is what I was thinking.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 12: Prosciutto well there's an easy thing it's green red and
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 12: white much like the flag of menace Italy yeah you've
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 12: been there I love Italy would it still.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: Be considered a caprese salad if you use burrata I
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 5: think so, yes, because burrata has mozzarella.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so good. Squishy cheese.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 12: Because the outside of burrata is mozzarella.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: Let's see if David's on the board with the point.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: He said that she would not get this one. DYQ,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: question number one.
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 12: Name any one of the main fillings in a caprese sandwich.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 12: Is there pepperoni?
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 3: Do you like pepperoni?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: I love pepperoni.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 10: Oh, God.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 17: Pepperoni.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: She's having a good time. All right, well, David, good news.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: You're on the board. You got your first point here
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: in this round of the DUIQ. I mean, she's on
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: a date with Tyler, so.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: You just need one more in order to win. Question
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: number two.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 12: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: Triple no.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 12: I've asked this before, so this should, at least for men,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 12: I don't know if Sammy was on the show when
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 12: I asked this, but.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. I'm triple knowing right
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: out of the gate.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 12: I can't say anything.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Moulin Rouge. Okay.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, I was thinking that, too.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: Okay. That doesn't help you. Yeah, I mean, that could
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: be a clue.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 12: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Is anybody saying this for anybody? No.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 15: Trips, no.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, okay, I'm going to use Seabass's logic and reasoning.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 12: That I've asked it before?
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, like, how to figure something out.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 12: A menace, it's not a clue, but Baton Rouge, home
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 12: of the very first ever.
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 15: Whorehouse?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 12: Raising canes.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought we were talking about France.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 15: Yeah, definitely triple mail.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: Forget it. I thought the same thing. Like nuclear triple mail.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: Go back to the question again. I thought we were
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: talking about... I thought the same thing, dude. Can we
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: bury them under the ground?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 12: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: In French. In French. Okay, so I thought we were
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: not in France. Let me help translate. I'm with you, Menace.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 15: Let me help translate. Baton rouge.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I get that. I know that. He said
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: in French, so I thought we were talking about something.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: No for Michelle. No for Menace. Look at me, Sammy.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 16: No. No.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: Triple no.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 15: I'm going Greg's nuclear triple no.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 3: Couldn't even make eye contact yet. Quintuple no.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 12: Like wherever they store the nuclear waste in that mountain, no.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 3: So deep underground. Won't be seen for 20 million years.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: All right, David, what do you think? Yes or no?
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say no.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: Question number two, DUIQ.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 12: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 8: Menace.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: I have two guesses, but I'm going to go with
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 3: number one, wine.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 11: Wine.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 24: Okay.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 17: Sammy.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 16: Light.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 11: Light.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 3: Light?
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 9: Light.
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 3: That's a good guess, actually. Before you reveal it, Woody.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: Going back to what Seabass is saying, he goes, try
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: to look at an origin or whatever. Look into the word.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: And so he said that, like baton.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 3: That's why I was like, I can't say anything. But
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: instead of baton, say baton. That's correct.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 3: So like a baton would be like a.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 15: A relay?
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: Well, no, like.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 12: Cheerleaders twirl and stuff like that. Like a baton is
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 12: a more specific version of a rod.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 15: It's in the what family?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: Like a rod or like a baton. Rod's fine. You're
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: on the right track. Yeah.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 12: I'll take Rod.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: Rod, almost like a nightstick, like a billy club. A
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: night what? You got it.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 12: A night what?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: A night what? Nightstick.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 9: Stick.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: Like the cops have, right? So stick.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 15: Baton.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: Stick. A baton. So it's a stick. Red stick. Red stick. Rod.
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 3: I vote Rod. What is it again? How do you
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: say it? How does it translate from French? Baton Rouge
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: means red stick.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 1: Baton.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because rouge is red, right?
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 18: Right.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: Rouge, I can figure that part out. Why are you
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: getting a red stick? Because baton. Baton. Baton rouge. Baton rouge.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but batons are black. Not when you put Rouge.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 3: If we're just going by the origin of something. What's
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: the root or the origin? Seabass just said something recently.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: I forget what we were trying to figure out. Sage, yes. Sage. Sagacity.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 12: But Venice, and I'll admit, I did not know this.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 12: The Moulin Rouge, Moulin, is mill. So like the windmill
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 12: on top of the mill. And they have a red
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 12: light on it. It's in the red light district.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's where I went
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 15: with light. So the light district, of course.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 12: Sammy, educated guess.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 16: All right.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 5: So, David, you said no, that Michelle wouldn't know.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 7: This, right?
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 23: Yeah, I said no.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 10: Smart.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: We got lost in the sauce. All right. Question number two, DUIQ.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 12: In French, a baton rouge is a red what?
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 14: Oh, my God.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 12: I took French for four years, and I don't remember.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 12: A baton rouge?
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 3: I don't remember it.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 12: What do you remember from French class?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 3: Je m'appelle Michelle.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 12: What?
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 15: My name is Michelle.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: So day one.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 3: Well, David, congratulations. You are a winner here on the DUIQ.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 12: All right.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: A lot of people, I feel, say that.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: Like, oh, I took whatever language in high school or
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: a couple years in college, and they can't remember any
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 5: of it.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 15: Got to start earlier.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 12: I took five years of Latin in high school.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: I'm doing quite well. Good for you. Gold star.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: David, congratulations. You are a winner on the DUIQ. Hang
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: on one second, my friend. You're welcome. We'll get all
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: your information. Have yourself a great weekend.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 5: We've got question number three.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 12: What organization is abbreviated as the USPS? What organization is
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 12: abbreviated as the USPS?
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: Come on, guys. Yes for Menace and Sammy. No for Michelle. Agreed. Okay.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: No with Michelle. Smoker's laugh.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 15: Yeah, that laugh is crazy.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 12: That's me saying that. I love anything that starts with,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 12: come on, guys.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 5: I mean, look, I don't know it either. This one,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 5: come on.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 15: I'm not going triple yes. I mean, I'm not going
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 15: yes in the room.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 3: Not in the room even?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 15: No, I say Sammy's the only one on this one.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 12: It's taking menace a long time to write down whatever
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 12: his answer is.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 15: I'm just going Sammy.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: He's dreaming of a trip to Baton Rouge, France. Yeah,
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 3: that could just be from him trying to write the
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 3: letters down. That's true.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 21: Mm-hmm.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 12: By the way, the question would have applied either way.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 12: In France or in French, what is Baton Rouge?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 5: Well, it's not confused.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 15: Don't make it worse.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: Question number three.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say no for Menace. I mean, yes
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 5: for Menace and Sammy. No for Michelle.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 15: I'm going to say just yes for Sammy. No for everyone.
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 3: Yes in the room. No to Michelle. All right. Question
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: number three. DUIQ.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 12: What organization is abbreviated as the USPS?
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 9: Menace.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: The US. Oh, wait. United States Postal System. Oh, Sammy.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 15: United States Postal Service.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: Yes. Gina was right.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 17: Fucker.
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: All right, question number three. Did Michelle get it?
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 12: What organization is abbreviated as the USPS?
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: The United States Postal Service.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 21: Damn.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 3: Wow, wow, wee, wow. So unpredictable. All right, well, that's
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: how you play the DUIQ, everybody.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Sort of. I use FedEx. We'll take the break. We'll
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: come back more. Woody's show is next. We have to
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: be right back. We'll be right back to the Woody show.
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: We'll be right back.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: The Woody show.
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 15: We'll be right back.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: I'm just ready for the whole thing in there. He
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: bit it. I think it exploded in my mouth. Put
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: the whole thing in your mouth. You're going to pass out.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: The Woody show.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: Was that the tomato? I think so.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: It could have been anything, right? It was so gross. Yeah,
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: it could have been one pea. Yeah, it could be.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: I like peas. Do you?
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 17: Yeah.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 3: They're fine. You know that's a vegetable, right? Yeah, but
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: I just... It's a li-you.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 3: It's a vegetable family, right? It's a li-you. It's a li-you.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 15: It's the same family as a peanut.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 23: It's a what?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 7: A li-you.
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: It's a li-you. A li-you. It's a li-you. Not me.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: What about li-you? Yeah. I like those... Let's talk about li-you.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 12: What are those things that you get at sushi restaurants?
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 12: Enough about me. Oh, edamame.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: Edamame.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 12: That's bomb.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 3: Is that also a... It's a li-you.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 7: Is it a li-you?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 12: Yeah, most anything that comes in like a peapod.
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 8: Is, yeah.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: So that's not a vegetable?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 16: It's a liu?
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 12: See, the thing is people.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: A French student goes to the liu.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 12: People confuse any plant that's not sweet. They just think vegetable. Which,
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 12: you know, I understand why, of course.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so suck on that, Greg. You didn't know that. Yeah, jerk. Yeah.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: That's on liu. What's a peanut? Is that a lagoon?
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: It's a liu. I mean a liu?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 15: It is a liu.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: It's a liu. Are all nuts lius or just peanuts? No,
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: because tree nuts are.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 12: Different categorization.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 15: Tree nuts aren't used.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: What about walnuts?
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 5: You know, it's dumb. It's unnecessary nonsense. So you're talking
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 5: about peas or whatever. And people go, not a vegetable. Tomato,
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 5: not a fruit. Not a vegetable, it's a fruit.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 3: Come on, man.
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 15: You know, a banana is technically a berry.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 3: So it's like, all right, man. All that stuff is
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: That's all vegetables.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: Well, then put tomato in your fruit salad then.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 15: See how you like it.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: What is it? See how you like it. Yeah. What's
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: the quote? There's a quote that- Oh, I know what
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: you're talking about. Oh, wisdom is knowing that a tomato
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: is a fruit, but not knowing enough not to put
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 3: it in your fruit salad. Yeah. Something like that. Knowledge is-
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Knowledge is power.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 12: You hear that on the street. You might manage to
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 12: hear that on the street.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: You know, wisdom bee. Let me drop this on you
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: real quick. Yo, it'd be like, no, the tomato is
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: a fruit. And that appears like you.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: Dog.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 16: What?
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: I'd be knowing.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: You do that.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 5: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: That's it. Boom. Wisdom is not to eat it in general.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: Water your plants with it. Here's another fun quote. I'm
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: a collector of quotes, right? And fun facts. Quotes and
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: fun facts. There's one.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 5: Crying in front of a woman is like bleeding in
• 1:41:03
  Speaker 5: front of a shark.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 5: There was a guy, he was talking about how, you know,
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 5: There's this thing, you know, guys aren't supposed to, especially
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: in front of women, because women will then use that
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 5: against you. It's a sign of weakness.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 5: If you are, if you cry in front of a woman,
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 5: most women will be like, well, you're a pussy and blah, blah, blah.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: And so they just don't do it. You know, like,
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 5: it's like, why are you, don't cry in front of
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 5: a woman that's like bleeding in front of a shark.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: I was like, wow, that's interesting. Write that down.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 12: Are we sure that's most women or just your wife?
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 15: Yeah. You guys really, he cried. He meant it. It
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 15: was really sweet.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I feel like most women will at least say
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 12: it if they want to see men cry.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 12: That does sound.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 15: Like something your wife would say.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 5: Did you see the one video, this guy, I kind
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 5: of felt bad for him, but he's like, what are
• 1:41:49
  Speaker 5: you doing? And he's like, well, he goes, when I
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 5: bought this spool of wire, It reminded him of something.
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 5: It's like, you know, my dad and I, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 5: He's like opening himself up. He's pouring his heart out.
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 5: And the wife had like, the woman had posted it
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 5: going like, basically, guys are stupid. You know, guys are
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 5: stupid because like, look, he's carrying on about this spool
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 5: of wire. And it's like, this is why you can't.
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 15: She sounds like an idiot.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 16: Right.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't understand.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a dumbass bitch to me.
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: No, sir.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: You feel me?
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:42:19
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• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: of people say they like the unusual taste of envelope glue.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 5: How some people love the smell of gas, other people
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 5: are like.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 15: I love the smell of gas.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 5: Or like the smell of dirty money, like dirty dollar bills.
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 12: Also, something that kids born today will not know what
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 12: envelope glue tastes like.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because a lot of them are like just a
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 5: sticker now, right?
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 9: Right, yeah.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 12: Or you peel off a sticker and then it folds over.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Sometimes they're sweet. There you go.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 5: Home decor and gift cards. Are the two most re-gifted items.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 5: Wine or champagne is third.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 23: Why?
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 15: Greg's like, not in my house.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 5: Trying to get past the door. I mean, I have
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 5: a gift card. I've done that before because we're not
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 5: really drinkers in our house. And so, you know, someone's
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 5: nice and they bring over.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: But it's good to just keep it and have it
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: in the house.
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 12: I will say this. I still have in my place
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 12: the bottle of Veuve Clicquot that Woody and his wife
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 12: brought to my housewarming party that Greg didn't come to.
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: Still there? I think I was there. You like champagne.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 12: I do, but I don't want to drink it.
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to have some lady over.
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 15: Yeah, for like a really good slam.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 12: I don't want to bust it open. Maybe I just
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 12: haven't found the right slam.
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 3: Every day is a special occasion. Did you not have candles?
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 3: Don't we?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 5: Greg, the average person will look at 10 houses before
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 5: actually buying one.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, 10.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 9: It's a lot.
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: It's the worst. It sounds fun, but it's not.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 5: It's better to watch House Hunters than to be a
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: house hunter.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: Yes. That's a great quote. It is high. I literally
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: looked at like two.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah, with the internet these days, you can get pretty
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 12: good idea things.
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but sometimes, man, I saw this one. They're like, hey,
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 5: look what $ 450, 000 can buy you in Texas, right?
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 5: And it looked at this really cool, modern structure, inside beautiful.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 5: I'm like, well, here's what the listing's not showing you,
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: because the guy went to the house, and the view
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 5: off the balcony looks like right, I mean, it's in
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 5: the hood.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: You move into this.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 5: House, you are an immediate target. There's a reason. It's
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 5: this house for $ 400, whatever, $ 1, 000. You are in the hood.
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 5: You are getting robbed. They're going to watch everything that
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: you're bringing into this place when you move in.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 15: I hate the creative photography where you can't see anything.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: Or you see something online, you're like, oh, that looks
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: pretty spacious, and then you get there, and you're like,
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 5: How'd they do that? This is tiny.
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 12: Look at the school district. And as someone who lost
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 12: three air conditioning units in the first house he ever bought,
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 12: I should have maybe done more research.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 5: On that, but I'm saying, like, things seem to look different.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 5: Even when we were looking at the pictures, it's like, man,
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: this is a total glamour shot. Like, there are some
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: angles I'm sure I look fine. But, like, I've seen
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 5: how I really look.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: Dude, when they stage houses, they look so dope. And
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: the second all that stuff is out, we're like, oh.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: It looks smaller when it's not staged. What do you show?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: Fun fact.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 5: One in four people will appear on TV.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: In their lifetime.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 16: Cool.
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 3: Seems like it might be higher.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 12: Well, that should go lower now that there's less and
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 12: less TV.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 5: One in five men always take a hair dryer on vacation.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 12: That's a lie.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: Hell no. I don't know if I've ever.
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 12: I've never known a man to do that.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of anybody.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 14: I know.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 12: I used to work with a guy with a ponytail
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 12: who did that. But that's not one in five. That's
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 12: for damn sure.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 15: I'd barely even take one anymore. They're just in the hotels,
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 15: and they're pretty good.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: I'm sure Pauly D brought one. Wait, are we thinking
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: about the same guy the guy used to.
• 1:46:01
  Speaker 12: Steve, yeah, that's not Steve. He's got a podcast.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 5: He seems like the guy who would, like, you know,
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 5: dry that thing, that ponytail, under, like, one of those
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 5: hand dryers in a restroom.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, he is.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 5: Like, he'd be, like, one of those guys who would, like,
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 5: you know, I don't know, he seems like salt of
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 5: the earth kind of guy.
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 14: He, uh.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 16: Jesus.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 12: No one's going to get this, but he's blue collar,
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 12: white collar, no collar. Yeah, come on.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's his thing.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 12: No, he's actually very, when it comes to personal primping,
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 12: he's very prissy.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: Very prissy. That's surprising. I would have never guessed that.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 3: Greg won't like this.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 5: On average, when you buy a loaf of bread, you
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: throw away about 15% of it.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for me, more than that.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 12: Menace, do you always throw away the ends of breads?
• 1:46:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah. It's garbage, man. Bread is one of
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: those things. It's like, I don't know. It's very gross.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: Grainy and extra weedy for some reason.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 5: You guys have certain staples in your house, right?
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: No matter what.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 5: You always make sure you have whatever that is, right?
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: Bread is not one of them. Really? That's like a
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: special occasion food.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 5: For a guy who almost never makes a sandwich at
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 5: the house.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you always have bread. You gotta have bread. I
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: always buy a loaf of bread.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 5: I buy a thing of bagels because the kids will
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 5: eat those. I buy these rolls. They're called bakery rolls,
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 5: but they're the super soft, pillowy, almost like hamburger buns.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 5: I forget the name of the brand, like Artisan or something.
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's not Artisan. Anyway, but they look
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 5: like they've been dusted with flour on the top.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know what you mean. You know that brand?
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 3: It's like upscale hamburger buns that have that powder on it.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: Not only are they delicious, but they're super soft. I'll
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 3: always buy those.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 5: And every week when I get back from the store
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 5: with the new.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: Throw the older ones away.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 5: I grab that stuff and it became now a thing
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 5: that my dog looks forward to. She knows as soon
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 5: as I start grabbing those loaves of bread, she gets
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 5: all excited. Her tail starts going and she runs to
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 5: the back door because she knows I'm going to take
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 5: it outside.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 3: And ducks.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I leave it for birds and stuff.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: Stuff is gone. Does she get one though? Do you
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 3: give her one? Oh, yeah, because she likes.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 5: Those pillowy, the really nice hamburger buns.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 15: You can just give dogs bread. I haven't done that yet.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know if you're
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 3: supposed to, but you sure can. That's so funny you
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 3: do that. That's so like old dad of you. Leaving
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: for the birds. I like that. It's become our thing.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 3: And I don't know why.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 5: I insist on always having like fresh bread in the
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 5: house for a guy who doesn't really... Use it all
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 5: that often.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 12: On that note, no one's going to hear this who
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 12: needs to hear it, but can we stop literally feeding
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 12: pigeons in parking lots? As someone who spends a lot
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 12: of time in parking lots.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: In parking lots we're doing that?
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 15: Well, aren't they just little scavengers?
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 12: Are people actually feeding them? As someone who spends a
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 12: lot of time in parking lots, the times I've come
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 12: across giant piles of bird seed that are being devoured
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 12: by pigeons, sometimes seagulls, depending on where you are. It's
• 1:48:49
  Speaker 12: always crazy old ladies that do it. We don't need
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 12: to be making more pigeons.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 3: With my fast food, can I throw out the lettuce
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 3: and stuff to them?
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 15: They love lettuce. They're known for that. I've just never
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 15: seen birdseed, I guess, in the parking lot. I just
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 15: see trash and french fries and stuff.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 12: You don't notice it because it's so small, but as
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 12: someone who's out on the streets.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 3: It also sounds like a tripping hazard.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 15: A tripping hazard?
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 3: Tripping over birdseed? This is the brand. Let's call it
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 3: a slipping hazard. Not tripped. But slide.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: Why is it taking so long to come up?
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah, stop doing it.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, jerk.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 12: It's a crapping hazard.
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: Let them birds go hungry. It's this brand, Greg. You've
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 3: seen that brand? I have, yes.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 15: Yeah, Artisano.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Artisano.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: I know it was an artisan.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 16: Artisano.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 15: We were very close.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 5: It's in the regular grocery store, guys. It's not like
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 5: it's some.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 3: Kind of fancy.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 12: It looks very restaurant-y.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: Handmade. They're so good, man. They're so good. But the
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 3: way that you bring it right out. I mean, it's
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: right next to the Wonder and everything. It's nothing fancy.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: For the birds, I like it because it's so not you,
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:49:50
  Speaker 3: It's like when my dad brings buckets of apples and
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: dumps them in the field for the deer.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: Aw, babe. It's like, aw, that's nice.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 15: For the deer cam.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 3: I love those.
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 5: If you found a piece, I'll give you one more
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 5: fun fact. If you found a piece of moldy cheese
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 5: in your refrigerator and you just cut away the mold
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 5: and ate the rest of the.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: Cheese, not a good idea.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 10: Oh, please.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 5: The USDA says toss that. And that is especially true
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 5: of soft cheeses, you know, brie, ricotta.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 15: Don't say blue cheese because it's literally what it is.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 15: But I think what it is is if you can
• 1:50:22
  Speaker 15: see it on the surface, it's already taken root throughout
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 15: the cheese.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: All our ancestors died from moldy cheese. From cheese.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 12: A cheese death.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: Everybody's fine.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 5: It's always the family feud. They're purposely doing these kind
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: of questions because they know what they're going to get.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 15: Get crazy answers.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Here we go. Oh, what happened? That's weird.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's the whole clip. Jeff, that's the whole clip.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: The answer was hairy balls. Oh.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 15: He's still funny.
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. Dude, there's so much weirdness. We
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: cut out all the other stuff except for the little.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 3: They just wanted to hear the clapping. Yeah, all right.
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 14: When they changed their system recently here, like our MP3s
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 14: have been jacked, dude. Like it takes me like two
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 14: or three times to even upload our podcast now. Because
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 14: he doesn't even recognize the file.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 12: In the name of security, our networks are insanely slow.
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 15: Is that what they're talking it up to?
• 1:51:25
  Speaker 3: National security secrets.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 15: What clearance are we at?
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 5: They're putting a new security thing in the.
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 3: In the lobby downstairs.
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 7: Finally.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 5: After all the things about like not being able to
• 1:51:36
  Speaker 5: have the door closed properly. It's Greg's fault.
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: And things like that.
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 5: Now, because this will totally keep all the riffraff out.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 5: They're going to put up those like we see in subways,
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 5: like the little turnstile thing.
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 12: Or you see these at like super high end, like
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 12: Wall Street firms.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 15: Oh, with the glass garden.
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 3: They're actually going to have somebody downstairs, though. That's good.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know. They are.
• 1:51:54
  Speaker 5: I think it's just the thing and you fob it.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 5: I don't think they're going to have anybody.
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: Because you wouldn't need the.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 12: Glass doors if there were a person there. And by
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 12: the way, there's nobody coming here on an average day.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: The office that is in our same building, but if
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 5: you go in the other entrance down here, they already
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 5: have these things set up.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 13: Oh.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 5: So I think this was just the side that didn't
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: have it, and now they're putting it in over here.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 3: But they have somebody there. They do, but we will not.
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 15: Wait a second. We have another entrance?
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 5: Not to where we can get to. There's a big
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 5: long building. There are two main lobbies. Oh, in the
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 5: other building. The other main lobby has this stupid thing, which... Again,
• 1:52:34
  Speaker 5: they do this for subways, and people just jump them.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 3: Of course.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 15: If I'm late, my thing won't go up.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 5: It's just an impedance of progress.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 15: Also, it says on Monday we have to be, like,
• 1:52:43
  Speaker 15: scanned and, like, invited access.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 12: Because they're x-raying the lobby for space.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 5: So this guy was at the airport in Miami. He
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 5: was trying to go through security, and they stopped him
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 5: because there was something going on in his pants. He
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 5: had this unexplained bulge, according to the TSA officers. So
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 5: they pulled him to the side and they gave him
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 5: a pat down. They said the guy appeared nervous and
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 5: he should have been because they found in his crotch
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 5: was basically an aviary, like 10 live birds, just in
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 5: there with his twig and berries. They were in these
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 5: containers wrapped in tape, stuffed into these like pockets that
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 5: he had sewn into his underwear and The guy told
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 5: security the birds were for his personal use, whatever.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: The hell that means.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 25: No.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 12: I can see your bird.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was like importing birds. Yeah, they're always
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 3: trying to do that. Yeah, turtles, fish, snakes. But the
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 3: birds are being sewn in. My thing is, how does
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 3: the birds not make noise?
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 14: How does they?
• 1:53:46
  Speaker 3: They tape their beaks or something?
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 5: I just have such clean penis, it squeaks.
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 3: They're just jammed in there.
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 15: Or if there's those little like button birds, they're like,
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 15: you know, a half an inch tall.
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: Finches?
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, I finally saw, you know, you said you saw online,
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 5: you know, the woman that says that avocado tastes like
• 1:54:02
  Speaker 5: clean penis. Well, somebody played that and then he did
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 5: a little follow up to it. So as soon as
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 5: he heard that, he took all his avocados from his house,
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 5: threw them all in a dumpster and shot him.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 15: Oh my God.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: He's like, hell no. Not me, bro. That's right. I'm
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 3: that straight. I have nothing to prove. It was pretty funny.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 12: I'm not protesting too much. Maybe I should bring this up. Greg,
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 12: did you know that my most recent journey into planting
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 12: trees in secret places has included two avocado trees?
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 15: That's going to take a while, right?
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 3: I want one, but I heard. They take about 10
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 3: years to produce?
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 12: Well, one of them I bought was already fruity.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 5: If you buy anything else, you could probably buy a mature, older...
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 5: For about $ 1, 000. Yeah, they're way more expensive.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: Where did you plant them? Hell's Kitchen?
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 12: They are in a place where you guys could see
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 12: them when you leave the building.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 12: Now, one of them is almost dead.
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: It's like....
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 12: Like somehow, I've never seen this on a tree, like 80%
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 12: of the branches die, but there's one shoot that's still
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 12: like super green and budding. So I guess I'm just
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 12: gonna wait for that to grow and then prune the rest.
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 15: Grab that one avocado.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 12: But Greg, in a few years.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, we're gonna make so much guacamole. Is
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: this the clip, Jeff?
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want you guys to feel like you were denied.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 5: The pleasure from, the latest from Family Feud.
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: Name a part of your husband that you wish wasn't
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 3: so darn hairy. Any guesses, guys?
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 15: Back, I'm gonna say back.
• 1:55:31
  Speaker 16: Back.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 11: Face.
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: Toes.
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I wanna shave my toes someday.
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: Any guesses? Let's just go with balls. All right. Thank you, Greg.
• 1:55:38
  Speaker 3: Name a part of your husband that you wish wasn't
• 1:55:41
  Speaker 3: so darn hairy.
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 12: His balls.
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, family feud. All right. Take a quick break. More
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 3: of what he shows next.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 12: Insensitivity training.
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 3: And that's going to do it for this hour. That's
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 3: going to do it for today's show. That's it for
• 1:56:07
  Speaker 3: the week, everybody. Nice. Get into the weekend here.
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 5: Anything you missed today or anything this week, you can
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 5: find it on the Full Show podcast. Just go to
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 5: thewoodyshow.com or get it wherever you get your favorite podcasts.
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 5: Back on Monday, all new show. Anything you got for
• 1:56:21
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• 1:56:32
  Speaker 3: Greg Gorey.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 21: Yes.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: Parting words of wisdom, please. Yeah, if you want a
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 3: life partner who will always be honest with you, you
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 3: have to date a dwarf because they won't lie to
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: your face.
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 11: They can't.
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, they have to crawl up on something to
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 5: lie to your face.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 15: Unless they're laying down.
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: All right. Thank you very much, Greg Gorey. Do it.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 5: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 5: of your valuable time this week. You know we love
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 5: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 5: can suck it. We will catch you back here on Monday.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 5: Have a great weekend. SMD double M.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 17: Bye.
• 1:57:01
  Speaker 12: Have a great Friday
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 4: You motherf * * * er.