Shore Leave - Star Wars 5: The Rise of Dexter Jettster

A Star to Steer Her By · Oct 14, 2021 · 1h 26m

The awful sure does get everywhere as we make our way to "Attack of the Clones"! Little Ani's all growed up, but he has game so cold Hoth would call him chilly. Despite that Amidala is ALL ABOUT his deadpan, town-murdering self. It makes about as much sense as anything else in this endless, dreary pile of a picture. Also this week: a better Force battle, subcontractors all the way down, and Obi-Wan can't make sandwiches.